TigerBelly - Episode 203: Brittany Furlan is Godzilla

Episode Date: July 17, 2019

Bobby wants to marry Snoop Dogg. Brittany finally meets Guava Juice. Khalyla takes advice from the toilet. We talk demons from another universe, Biblical jerking, drinking your roommates Sunny D, and cemetery neighbors.  Support us by supporting our sponsors!Bonus content at: www.patreon.com/tigerbellySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad-free on Wondery Plus. Five, four. You want to start? I feel like you're not ready. Remember I'm ready. Why your eyes all bugged out? Are you getting off anti-depressants too? Effexor?

Oh my God, Effexor? Tell us to Effexor. Oh my God! Effexor, Effexor. What is Effexor? Effexor is an SSRI. It's normal. What does SSRI mean?

It's Tasty. It's serotonin. Would I take it? What would happen to me if I took it? You would, please don't ever take it. Yeah, but I like trying new things. You would have not. I bet you anything it would affect it because it affected me.

You made you not be able to come? I could come on it a lot. Not on Zoloft? Really? Fuck. I think I had kind of a problem on Zoloft too from what I remember. Does coming feel good? Yeah.

Feels rad. Wait, what do you mean? Are you curious about how a girl feels? That's what I'm saying. I want to see what a woman, I know what it feels like for a dude to come. You know what I was thinking? If I was ever going to kill myself, I would be masturbating and have a gun next to the bed and then right as I was orgasming, blow my brains out.

Because then I wouldn't, because then I wouldn't, but I'd die so happy. Because it's like you reach that like, ah, like euphoric state. But the reason you can't is because orgasming is just this, it's the few times in your consciousness that you're actually not thinking of anything. I love it. Oh, I love it. I wish I could be like that. Would you have the, you would interrupt your orgasm.

That's true. I would have to have someone else there to pull the trigger. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Okay. I want to talk about this. You know what I mean? But let me start too. You know?

Go ahead. Orgasming. You know, it's a pure thing. It's God's gift to the world is orgasming and orgasms. Ah, you know, Adam and Eve orgasmed. I read that in the Bible and then the snake. I don't have the snake orgasm. Do snakes orgasm?

I asked a question on stage the other day, do squirrels queef? And I, I did. And then, and I worked it out of my head on stage and I came to a conclusion. So I asked, do squirrels queef? I go, wait a second. They have vaginas, right? For sure. Right.

Little squirrel vaginas. And exactly. Right. So now if they get a tiny bubble of air in their little vaginal, little fuzzy, furry vaginal tubes. It's not fuzzy on the inside. It might be. It's a squirrel.

It's a squirrel. It's a squirrel. I want, I like to imagine it is for all over. I just did up on Google. And there's a little. It's fuzzy inside. Uh, no. Someone actually wrote that down, by the way, and if you case everyone's wondering, squirrels

have fuzzy. Yeah. Also Brittany, I told you not to fucking say anything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Did you hear it Bullie? Yeah. Did you hear it barely barely barely and in your head you might not register it. You're walking by a tree Right, you're walking by you here, right? And that could be a leaf Coming off of a tree floating to the ground like in forest a gump forest the gump. Yeah, we're in force the gump They treat, you know, it tracks the leaf and it goes to the retards hand for it

And he's on a bench. Yeah, whatever for us. He's not retarded Um, he is mentally is he retired mentally ill mentally No, let me just try to get myself out of this hole, right? You can do it keep doing it was challenged mentally and that and I should not use the word retard anymore And I won't that's the last time Alright, let me just say to everyone right now the f-word when comes a gaze don't we use it? Mm-hmm. Obviously n words been off the table for 30 40 years. All right Panface gook people use it. It's okay. It's a free for all for that when it comes to Asians

Um, and where I said and then um Yeah, so anyway, um, do the countdown. Let's start the show Five four welcome to another episode That's not good energy. Go ahead start from the five from you. It comes from you effects Three two one welcome to another episode of my and my friends Podcast I can't say it's just mine because it's not we're we're a band Oh, we're a unit and I you know, I want to say this. Okay, but you're Freddie Mercury. I mean

I finally somebody said it. You are Freddie You thank you and you're Brian May. Oh Nice, right? You're the bassist no one knows the name of that damn it. I was the drummer right damn it and you're the drummer No one knows the name of that guy. Okay, you're not the drummer. He's cute You know what you are good. You're that you know what you are you're what Michael Myers played you're like the movie You know, I mean the the record exactly. Oh, the record is exactly Mike Myers. Yeah, Mike. Yeah, you're back Human rhapsody was not because you're a greasy white

Sorry, yeah, but anyway, so we have I'm gonna introduce people in the room. All right, we have um Gilbert Galon, hello father you're welcome Young We've got my beautiful sunshine flower lotus right Brian may right here. All right George Bryce who used to be my favorite He used to be used to be have you seen a little distance between us as of late. He feels it. Yeah. Yeah, and you know I think that's on you Hey, but let that see pin though. I love you though. I still I love you still but we have a very special guest

And I'll tell you why she's special to me. Okay I've known her we've been through some tragedies right There was a time in the Slepkins career Where I needed help and this human helped me I've known her through a Previous guide that she used to date initially on

May I say his name? Sure His name's Satherine my what's his name? No, Josh. My gosh Adam Myers. Do you even know the saddest part is that he lives up the street? Oh, I'm Josh Adam Myers Yeah, I said Seth Meyers, you're super successful, funny, talented No, Josh is great. Yeah, and um, she just really is and she's you know peeps some people go well, she's popular on you know social media this and that that's not it She really is very skilled in comedy. She really it legitimately Bobby and I actually always talk I always talk about you and I always say that and we also said there is don't don't

Let her age Because I'm gonna give you an example of who we think you are or you could be I think you could be like Joan Rivers Everyone says that because there's something no, but it's not because of her look Oh, there's nothing about the plastic surgery Exactly No, but your your cadence when we were on your show, right? And I think I've always sub anyway, let's say her name so she can talk alright, even though she has talked Brittany furlough Everybody clap her hands

Don't forget Nina and Nina the dog. Look at how cute that dog is. What a great dog. So calm She's working so you guys pay attention to her. Oh You know, we don't eat dogs like that in Korea. Thank God. Are you sure? No nobody in Korea does All Koreans, I don't know. Maybe there is like one Korean who lives in a mountain and just eats dogs It's like Cocker Spaniel Just evil. Yeah. Yeah. No, I think we eat bigger ones than that. But um, but also I think the world is changing I don't think Asian I think Asians countries in general are moving away from that Yeah, yeah, you know the Yolen dog meat festival still kills like that's what he's five to ten thousand dogs a year

I'm so glad you said that Brittany because Looking at those if you're okay, if you believe in animals and you want to be friends with them There are things going on in the world that we must as a Society stop and I know it's different lands, but yeah, Yolen. It's fucked up It's not even like rooted in in culture or tradition. I think what I read was it's a it's a recent thing that they started Yeah, at least in the last like 20 years. It's not something that they can defend and say, oh, you know, this is something We've been doing since the Ming dynasty. Yeah. Yeah, it's like weird It was they like I watched fucked up videos on it all the time because all these you know

Animal support groups I follow and they'll post the videos and they're like it's like beating the dogs Like and ripping their skin off while they're alive. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, like the pain makes the meat taste better Oh, it's so fucked like as a human being you're watching it just going like how are you also a human being? Like yeah, you must not be a human being because like how who could do that? Like you're hearing them cry and scream. Yeah, oh my god But I guess people say the same thing like with cows and stuff like, you know, they're like, oh You guys fucking kill cows, you know and we kill chickens and we kill pigs and like how is it the same? You know, how's it any different but I will say though that when I was growing up in the Philippines

I was a little desensitized to that to those cries and those screams I grew up always hearing the sound of pig dying. Yeah at every Like for instance like family gatherings and whatnot. It was just a thing that we roasted a whole pig, right? So even though you feel like hmm like I don't want to be I don't want to hear that You just hear it so much that you it wasn't until I lived here and wasn't exposed to that that I became sensitive to Yeah, because you do just get desensitized because you just like okay Well, that's just culturally what you hear in the as ambient sound Carlos means see Flew me to Honduras. Hmm. He goes. Hey, bro

Check out where I grew up, bro Right, so okay, we took a people for the story Mm-hmm, but one morning he goes because there's no electricity in this village that we're sure it was Honduras and not El Salvador It was and yeah, of course Like a really old tickets like a plane ticket. Yeah, stuff. Yeah of you traveling to El Salvador I've been to El Salvador as well. I was like really impressed. Yeah, I've been everywhere. Okay. Oh, yeah, I'm needed All right, the slept king needs to be out there preaching the message Latin America, right? So one morning five in the morning Carlos wakes me up April. You want to see us kill the pig?

And I've never seen you know, I've never seen you just woke up. He's still crusty's in your eyes Welcome. Good morning. You want to see some death? You're like, yeah, but I thought it was gonna be like slaughter. They're gonna put like a little mask on them, right? Yeah, put a little, you know little Poison and he's gonna drift asleep. Yeah, he thought it's gonna be like euthanasia. Yeah, the whole courtroom watching Yeah, cuz I could have done it. I feel like I could have done it a little bit more civil. Yeah get morphine Right Electric shop chair so sad. So they hang this pig upside down. What yeah

Right, and then they stick. I don't know what implement but into the neck It's slowly and it makes this it makes a noise at first. It doesn't I don't want to hear I'm already doing it. This is an acting scenario. This might came out come out wrong, right? So this is I'll embrace yourself. Yeah For like an hour For like an hour. Yeah. Yeah, it's suffering for an hour, right? Yeah, that's actually how it was for me because they they use the blood in in

The new one so it dies slowly. It's a soup. It's a horrible. It's delicious though The bacon's far more crunchier When you took the foot, I don't know. That's it. That's I guess that's how they do it, but um So I didn't eat bacon or any pork for a year after that. Oh, but then you stood there and watched it till it died You know, I think went back to sleep Oh cool, you're killing a pig. No like chill. I'm gonna go catch some more Z Well, I was half away. I was half awake. I was like and it was you're doing it and I was just kind of like, oh I'd rather be sleeping. Yeah watching that is so disturbing disturbing really disturbing

Yeah, yeah, no, thanks. No, thank you and I you know ass me too Not good. Not good at all. Yeah. Yeah, and I was Like the other China meat China. I was gonna come China meets You could say that China meant the Chinese people, right before I met Kalayla Yeah, I didn't like animals. You didn't like animals. That's so hard. I went to Yulin. I I went to all the restaurants there. I hated it. I hate dogs back then But she you really did go to

Someone's gonna cut that clip I didn't go to know but she had a kitten and That's my first thing we still have her and that was my first introduction to the animal And what made like ever you never had a pet before that We did but um You ate it. No, no, but Buddha We had a rock while learning Buddha for two weeks and then I go dad, where's Buddha in the truck

In a truck. I go out into the fucking driveway. Our pool man has Buddha in the back You know the pick up and they just drive away and I go bye. I was a kid Oh, cheers. Bye dad. Yeah, but he goes. I don't like him. Oh So he did pull guy. He said I take I go take I Got you but I that's my dog. Like I loved him. Was he a puppy? Yeah Your parents didn't like him and I prayed that my dad would get a stroke Yeah, and then like three years later three years ago. He got one. No way it was like God was delayed

Bobby Lee, yeah, all right, so we're gonna get to this now You think God has like I think that's how it works. Yeah, cuz I used to want to die I used to pray for death all the time I feel like I'm dying all the time and I'm like god damn it. It was from when I was like 12 when I used to like pray to die It catches up later. Yeah, he's on a delay up there. Yeah, but how are you? I mean you were were you born depressed you think no, I went through really crazy shit I think I would be totally normal if I didn't go through what I went through I think I'd be told not to say that people who have depression anxiety aren't normal

But I think that I would I have panic attacks So it's not like really as much depression as it is anxiety like I out of nowhere I will like I can sometimes feel myself like leaving myself and like be like oh my god I'd like it's almost like you're sitting outside of yourself and watching everything happen and you're like holy shit I'm alive or like you feel yourself sitting in your body and like looking at your hands and like a hyper awareness Yeah, it's almost like you keep looking at your hand so long that it doesn't because it's not yours Yeah, it's not your hands. You look at it like it doesn't belong to you. Yeah, it's fucking weird and that's without drugs What do you mean you look at your own hand? Yeah, I think a lot of things not anxious people are they check in too much

Yeah, my problem is over with my breathing. Yep. How am I breathing and all of a sudden I start hyperventilating Yeah, I'm overthinking about my breathing or I'm looking at something so silly or like the word Beat B E E T, right? Yeah, and I keep saying beat beat beat and it no longer becomes a word or a fucking vegetable It's something that I've overanalyzed in my head and I'm like that doesn't sound it's it's and it's also starts to freak me out Yeah, we don't think I'm like that. Well overthink everything It's like the best thing we can do is distract ourselves constantly and like it's it's really hard Like I was just telling you like I'm weaning off of and yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like terrible. Well, when did you stop? I'm not done. I started I was on I was on like 150 milligrams of effect sure a couple years ago

Then I got myself to 75 milligrams and now I'm at 37.5 and I took Prozac to help me wean down off of that And now I'm just at 37.5 with no Prozac and I feel like I'm on drugs Which is crazy because it's just my brain freaking out because I'm not getting as much serotonin as I was before My brain's like What are we doing? Are we happy? Are we sad? Who knows like yeah, my brain? Your water man. Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly So like and I just like for like it's weird like you just feel like you're fucked up And it's like you're not fucked up like I don't need to do any drugs ever again in my life because I know what it's like

I just feel crazy fucked up. Wow. Yeah, it sucks And then I'm not even completely off like when I'm completely off the 37.5. Then I'm gonna be really Going through it. Yeah, I can still come here and do this today because I'm still on the tiny bit of a flexor That's like pushing me through but I think I knew because I knew that piece of information Yeah, let's get her before she completely yeah before she before she breaks off Wait, if you would have done this Wednesday, then it would have been weird. Um, well actually next week It would have been weird because I'm starting have you heard of TMS? Did I tell you about? Yes? Yes, yeah, so I'm doing this stuff thing called TMS, which is

Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation. What? And it's this new thing. I read about it. It's new. Did you really? No? Oh, it's like damn Bobby's so enlightened like not only is it comedy, but the medical field It's they put this big helmet on your head and like Magneto. You like Magneto Yeah, and and if Magneto had like a lot of mental health issues Like he does put this on your head and like they there's parts of your part of your brain I forget which side one side's depression one side's anxiety and the middle is OCD. So they they send Magnetic impulses through to your brain and they test it to hit the right spot because your finger will move if it's like anxiety And if it's depression your foot will move or something like that

It's like a weird thing. That's how they test it and then they shock your brain Like for like 40 minutes and it apparently fixes your brain like it like not fixes, but it like helps you be Okay, without antidepressants. It's like lobotomy has come a long way It's like basically electric shock therapy, but like new electric shock therapy where you don't have to have a seizure and like Be bound to a bed electric shock all this stuff. Is this a modern Phenomenon or did let me just I want to be clear about my question. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry when I lean forward No, it's all good. I'm trying it because I'm so dumb. I'm trying to absorb, right? So is this one of those situations where?

You know, dude, do people have these mental, you know Problem not problems, but they are problems Hundreds of years ago like back in like yeah And back then what would happen to them? They would just they didn't have a name to it So they probably just mark you off as crazy. They'd be like, oh, she's possessed by a doubt. Oh, that's which is like Witchcraft they would exercise you they'd be like you have an egg a demon inside of you Let me get like I even had some guy write to me and he like sent me this weird like YouTube video about he's like There's demons from another universe that are trying to fuck with you. Don't let them in

Here's a video on how to avoid it and I was like what the fuck and it's basically like this video where like It's like a person and it shows like that there's like several realms to reality And if like a darkness from another realm is trying to fuck with you, that's what the sensitivity is and the anxiety It's really weird. There's so many weird Far off from so constant it is real. Yeah, yeah, Constantine is real dude. I think I believe in like I believe you believe in that Yeah, I do. I don't know if I believe in like I definitely believe in heaven and hell for sure Like I definitely believe in demons and like weird shit cuz I've just seen any experience Well, I've had real-life ghost experiences. Oh really like crazy shit where I did not believe in ghosts

Everyone listening to this is like, I'm not listening to this girl. He just talked about not believing it because it's just it's never happened You yeah, you always said that you kind of you're like unsure, right? Listen, I've seen things where I thought I saw something. Yeah, you were younger than that one Can you turn this up because I don't know if I can hear myself or something How do you explain your parents house the thing where you okay? So where I was possessed and I walked ran into the pool Is that what that part when I was possessed by the devil and your brother saw it? Yeah, well that could be easily, you know, like maybe I

Didn't sleep well, and I was just I don't know I had sort of manic. Do you remember it? I do. Yeah, you remember it Do you remember I feel like I couldn't move and I felt like an evil presence inside me Were you sleeping or were you I was mid-sleep med away? Are you walking? It's night terror or were you laying on your back? I wasn't walking. Yeah, you got to the point where I was walking but still in the dream. Oh, right That's not sleep paralysis done. Yeah in my head. I'm like, you gotta you gotta figure this out You're asleep because you're gonna die, you know, so I Forced myself to jump in the swimming pool and I when I had clothes on everything I jumped in the swimming, but I woke up and it was gone

But what is that ghost or I don't know, you know, sometimes I think it is like that's what's weird It's like I kind of believe it like last night. Actually. I was having a dream Where in my dream I was like all this bad shit was happening and I was sitting in my dream going your fucking dreaming wake up Wake up wake up and I kept telling myself to wake up But then like I couldn't wake up. I was trapped in the dream And I was walking around having to live my life in this dream And it my dream kept trying to convince me that I was awake and that this was my reality and that I was like dying and Like it was awful and then finally like my husband turned on the TV or something and it pulled me out of it

So now like the way to like avoid that is to sleep with like a white noise like sleep with like I love white Brown noise. I love brown noise pink. All that noise is shit. All the black noise any kind of noise that's specific for you. Yeah, just listen to anything Like waves or something it'll keep you from having that happen. No, your husband is Tommy Lee. Yeah, I have a question Yeah, well, I don't know. I mean I love him Yeah, and I have a question that I just thought that I've been thinking about and maybe it's rude But does he have tattoos on his dick? No, okay? No, that's all it is. Oh on the head part. No underneath like it's like this is the dick, right? Yeah, this is actual size too. All right. Listen everyone Tommy Lee from Molly crew, right? This is a dick

So this is the underside of the dick and there's a barbell going through here. Oh The vast difference. Yeah, I don't know what that means, but yeah Yeah, well, there's like a little there's a like a bar with a little balls on the ends Oh, yeah, yeah, I was gonna do a tattoo of like the Hitler's mustache on my deck Oh, so when he gets a wreck it looks like, you know, I mean Oh my god, all your hit all your audiences on subscribe. You want to put just the mustache? Yeah So you're gonna you know how people do the most tattoo of hair on to hair I'm like

On the shaft. He has some give me a piece of paper. Give me a piece of paper. Where exactly are you? I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna show you shave your balls. I'm gonna show you. Okay drawing like once a year Yeah, I shaved it. You want to see I shaved it? No, no, no, no, no, she's I'll show you what what I mean about this Hitler mustache thing, okay I feel like and it'd be kind of like the head of the dick would be the hat So you don't even need a hat because it kind of looks like a hat already. Yeah. Yeah, right? So it's like perfect. Well, you don't have to draw anything else Nina are you having a good time? Nina look at this drawing. This is very important I don't think you know how to draw a dick. Yes, I do boy. Are you hiding it? It's a triangle. I'm like, have you seen a dick before in the vagina?

These are my ass cheeks right here. You made it. That's my belly button and this is my these are my legs Your thighs are huge. Why are you thighs so big? Because I crunched. I crunched. I know Right. So if you look at this and then write the the Hitler tag that it's right there. Okay, the mustache got a little deadline right there Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, let me zoom in then. Can you do it? Yeah, let me zoom. Let me zoom in. Let me let me zoom in I thought that was a bitch. You're all going like this. Let me zoom it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah All right Maybe I should put a mouth here Yeah, Hitler's mouth like this. Okay, would you get the mouth to or just the mustache?

Oh, you're putting eyes to now? Yeah. Oh eyes. It's just something like that. Okay. All right. That could also be mr. Potato head. Yeah, I don't know if I would definitely think that was Hitler I'm not an artist. There goes your Nazi dream No, when you when you look at your like, you know, because I'll look at Kalila sometimes in the middle of the night Oh, no, not no positive. Not in a positive way. Oh, like I could smash her face. You know, I mean, oh, okay Scoot to smash, you know, I mean her head into the pillow But I don't do it because I love you so much, you know But it's a gut thing where I go. It's a gut thing. Yeah. Yeah

Now when you look at your Tommy in the night in your head because I know you're married You're in love with though. I know right. Yeah, is there is it weird though because it's like for me Like he is um, it's like it's like me if I married Snoop Dogg or Right, like if I married Snoop Dogg, right And at three in the morning like I'm sleeping and look at snoop and snoop sleeping, you know, you know What's that song bark bark bark? What was that song? Bark bark bark. It was a song that he did. What is his favorite song? A bark bark bark bark bark bark bark. I have no skills, but if I looked at Snoop Dogg in my head, I'd be like, oh, fuck, I'm married to Snoop Dogg.

That goes away quickly. That does always so fast. I think like the first couple of times I slept over, I like was weirded out and was like, oh my God, like I can't believe this. Oh my God. But then like I was like, no, like it just kind of goes away quickly too. How long before you spent the night or slept over? We literally like, I think I slept over the first night or I stayed until like 4 a.m.

It's weird. And then we just stayed together ever since that. He was just like, come over the next day and the next day and the next day and the next day. We just kept hanging out. I moved in after like three weeks. Wow. Yeah. So how did you meet?

We met. Well, he messaged me online and was like, hey. What, on Tinder or where? It was on like this, like I hate saying this. Yeah. Is it Raya? It was Raya. While he was orange dotting his head.

You're never going to. He's on Raya. That's how you met the time. And he swiped left on the Demi Morse daughter. Yeah. All right. Dummy. Dummy.

She's great. I think she's cute. She is. But it was an accident that he accidently swiped. He panicked. Well. Okay. So you met, you matched with him on Raya.

Right. And in your head, you were like, were you excited or? I was like, actually at first I matched with him. Cause I mean, like I've always liked him and I've always liked his music and stuff like that. And then like, I, like, I think I told one of my friends and they were like, oh my God, why did you match with him? Like, you like be careful.

He's fucked everyone. Like he's probably going to a lot of diseases. Like be careful girl. Like. How about your friend's mouth? I got way too much lip injections. I got to take advice from someone, it's me. Okay.

Don't go hooking up rock stars cause they fuck everything that walks. Yeah. Everything with a warm cavernous place. Um, yeah. So all my friends were like, oh my God, what are you doing? And then like we kept messaging back and forth and he was like living in Calabasas and he was like, come over and I was like, ah, it's kind of far, you know, and I lived in West Hollywood.

So I kept blowing it off. And, and then he was at Pride. He was doing playing drums for this artist Brooke Candy and I was there doing like some deal shit and he was backstage and I tapped him on the shoulder and he was like, oh my God. And we like hugged cause we'd been texting, but we never like hung out and then he like held my hand and then just never let go. Oh.

It's really sweet. Sounds like a song. Oh, we fell in love right away. That's great. I know. It was kind of funny though cause his friend I think was trying to hook him up with that girl that he was playing drums with and like I just like ruined everything. She was like, he was like, he was like, Brooke, this is Brittany.

She was like, oh. She was like, great. Like thanks a lot. Yeah. Fucking I look stupid. I like a big like clown wig on with like my tits out, you know, it was weird. It was a weird outfit. Like, I don't know why he liked me, but.

But I love the fact that, you know, he grabbed your hand. He did. He grabbed my hand right away. It was like kind of sweaty cause I have nervous. Wow. He just squeezed it tight and the water just dripped through our fingers and he just held it tight anyway. Yeah.

Wow. It was really, really true love. Yeah. That's amazing. He's such a good guy. That's the thing. They were like, oh my God, he's so cool and he's so nice. And we love him now.

I'm like, oh, thanks a lot, Christine. Like, where were you when I was fucking trying to do this? You know, so weird. Yeah. Now they're all supportive. Cause when you said that he almost came here, right? I was excited because I don't honestly like I would just be just, I would be so nice to him and I'm a big fan and I know that him and I would get along.

He totally would. You guys have to come over sometime. You're going to. He's so nice. He was like, I'm going to come, but is that weird? He's like, you didn't tell them and like, blah, blah, blah. And then he gets like, he like hates coming to Hollywood. He fucking hates Hollywood.

He's like once a month from ours. So yeah, he's like over Hollywood. Like, but you guys are way out there. What does he do out there? Nothing. I mean, like at nights, at nights, do you get hungry? Yeah. There's like, there's like four restaurants and we've like eaten at all of them.

Like it's kind of. They do have late night spots then. They're not late night. No, like if you have postmates, yeah, like you can postmates from like Woodland Hills, but like that's not great, but he cooks. Like he made us dinner tonight. He's like an amazing chef, like in a crazy chef, which is great. Like I'm like, all right, well, you do everything then.

You know what I mean? He doesn't have any kids from previous members. He does. He's two boys with Pamela. They're like older. Pamela Anderson. Hilarious. Yeah.

He has two really handsome boys and they're 21 and 23. Oh, they must be cute. They're so handsome. They're so cute. What do they call you? Brittany. It's probably weird for them because I'm like only 32 and they're like, you know, like 10 years or so younger than me, but they're really cool.

They're like chill. They're not like, you know, annoying. So when I wanted to ask, I wanted to thank you about, because I said that you had helped me. Here's what had happened after Matt TV, a couple of years went by. I've said this before. And my agents were like, you have to try to change. Like you don't have an Instagram or Twitter, which I didn't.

I remember Will Sasso. Yeah. I'm fine. Will was big. Yeah. 11 thing. Yeah. But Sasso and Delia brought me to that coffee bean and they made my Instagram and Twitter

there. They did it for you. Yeah. Because I had no idea what it was. Right. So they made it like Bobby Lee's dick is small. You're like, oh, thanks guys. Yeah.

Yeah. And they were talking to me about Vine. So I, you know, I could download that too. And then, you know, I'm like, well, who's big on Vine? And it's like her name. And Chris is like, I fucking hate that bitch, but she's big. Yeah. Yeah.

Really? No. I always feel like he hates me. No, he doesn't. Oh, okay. Good. And the thing is, is this is that at first, when I did, before I did, you know, I thought, this is, you know, cheesy, not cheesy, but I feel uncomfortable about it.

Yeah. Because when I did it with you, right, I got it. It's fun. I got why it's fun. Yeah. Right. I got why people like you. Aw.

And we did a couple of things. We did that thing where I was going down on you and the cobwebs in my mouth. Yeah. Yeah. And then we did one in little Tokyo. Do you remember that? Oh my God. The one he did in Tokyo was so fucked up and hilarious.

Yeah. He was running around. He was rant. We went all the way downtown. To little Tokyo. To little Tokyo. And Bobby goes, I just made sure there's a bunch of people around. And I was like, go.

And he ran through little Tokyo, all the Asians. And was like, Godzilla. Godzilla. Was like screaming. And everyone was like. And then I was. And then she was in the Godzilla outfit. And I was running after him in the Godzilla outfit.

Yeah. Amazing. And then what happened happening is one of the shop owners who I know. Right. He goes, Hey, I know you shop a lot in my store. You're too loud. Oh, did he really? Get that to me.

That's why I left. I never told you that. Oh my God. Because you wanted to do more. Yes. You go, let's do more. I got, I made an excuse. Yeah.

You're like, I gotta go. I have diarrhea. Oh yeah. I always do. Yeah. I was like, okay. Weird about it. Okay.

I use diarrhea. Understandable. So you really helped me out there. Thanks. That was really fun. Did I tell you what happened after that though? No. After you left?

Yeah. I was riding behind shit, jumping out and scaring Asian people. And this one little old Asian man was with a walker and I didn't even know. Oh my God. And my friend was like, he's coming. He's coming. Ready? Cause my friend will point to me across the way when to go.

And he pointed at me and I jumped up and I scared him. Oh, and he was like, oh, and he felt backwards. And then all these like people, all these Asians came and then I thought they were going to kill me like the Yule and dog festival. So I ran out of there. So you're still. I think that'd be a good, that'd be a good movie idea. Yo, it was fucked up.

Wait, what? She's a prankster, right? Yeah. And she's doing that Godzilla thing. Oh, the opening sequence. Right. The opening sequence of this movie, right? Yeah.

She does a prank and an old Asian man, he dies. Then, no, then that's how bad I was. You have to travel to Asia and make amends with his entire family there and you have to get like cultured and immersed yourself. Yeah. Something like that. I got to like pray to his weird gods and like sacrifice and believe in God. Sacrifice and bleed out into a small dish.

Like, I guess. What? I don't know. That's what you think of Japanese? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, haven't you ever seen, what was that movie where the Japanese woods where they're haunted?

Oh, yeah. That's a real, that's a real, that's a real place. I know. What's that? Suicide forest. Suicide forest. Yeah. That movie on that was fucked up.

Dude. It's fucked up. Yeah. Would you sleep in? Would you camp? Would you force suicide forest with me, you think? I would with somebody else. I'm not scared if I'm with someone.

You would just do with me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be cool. I would. For some reason, cemeteries and things like that don't scare me. I used to sleep in cemeteries as a little girl. Cemeteries are very like, there's something very cathartic about being there, but churches freak me out.

Really? Yeah, that's where I think like. Like when you go into the church? Yeah, that's where I think souls actually swim around and fly around. Really? Yeah, I feel it there. I think they're in the center. I think they hang out like, I think they're kind of always around, but I think I can feel

them sometimes at the cemetery. Really? I think that's just where the vessel is laid to rest, but I don't think that they wander because they're like, why the fuck are we all here? Hanging out here. Yeah. Yeah. I think they kind of like, if someone's near them, like if they have a human's near

their grave, they'll probably come back and be like, what's up? You knocked? What up? Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. It's weird. It's really weird.

And they don't get to choose their neighbors. Imagine that. Like getting a plot for your family and you're like, I don't want to be next to Raul to my right. So weird. Like so weird. How do you know what race Raul is? Yeah, we were dead.

It doesn't matter. Oh, okay. You think our ghosts are hanging out there? Hey Raul, I'm going to be seeing you for the rest of my eternity. Let's talk about Raul Castro, babe. Come on. Oh, you hate his face so much. Who?

Who? Oh, this looks like a Julian Castro. Oh, no. The presidential nominee. She hates his face. I didn't say that. Don't say that out loud. I mean, she supports you and your policies.

Oh my God. Oh my God, I love it. I had a Christian roommate by the name of Alex and he used to, um, he yelled at me once because he goes, you know, you're, you're making me sin. Oh gosh. I go, why? Because you leave your hustler magazines out. Oh.

Right. And I go, just don't jerk off to him, bro. Right. Yeah. And he goes, he wouldn't talk to me for days. So because he would leave his Bible out. I knew he was coming home. So I had the Bible and I was jerking off to like pretending to jerk off to the Bible.

And I go, why'd you leave this? Right. You're making me sin. Yeah. And that prompted him to really get on his hands and knees and beg me to, he needed to save my soul. Are you serious? Right.

So he goes Tuesday. He thought you were like the Antichrist. Yeah. He goes, Tuesday I have a youth group that I go to on Jenter and Draper at some church. And look at number one, I was 20 years old. This was in college? No. This is, I never went to college.

Okay. I was just in my 20s. In LA. In San Diego. I have five people in a three bedroom like house. Oh God. And Alex had the main room and Alex one night takes me to church. Now I don't know what goes on in churches, but as soon as I walked in, all I know is it's

one of those churches where they do the thing where they're singing and then some guy just goes into a jog. What? Yeah. He'll just start jogging. What? Yeah. I've never seen that.

Yeah. Because he's so possessed by it. Right. And then he sits down and then the preacher comes and he starts speaking in tongues. What? Yeah. And the whole group, they touch my head. What?

Yeah. This really happened. Yeah. And they start speaking. You know what I mean? And speaking in tongues, right? And I remember hands on me and I lifted their hands up like this to get the fuck out of there. So I had the hands on my head and I go, I did the move and I ran out of there.

So they thought you were in. Yeah, I ran out of there. And I remember like Alex moving out of the house two months after that. He did also the, you know that orange, what's that drink that people, Sunny D? Sunny Delight. Sunny Delight. Sunny Delight. Love it.

I had no money. I had no money. And he always had Sunny Delight. Oh, I love Sunny D. It's not even orange juice. It's just orange sugar. It's sugar. Yeah.

But as a young man, I needed it. It's the best. I know. It's like a life source when you're younger. Yeah. Like, bro, stop drinking my Sunny Delight. Like, I don't drink not Sunny Delight. Because I know you.

You've been drinking my Sunny Delight. You're like, no, I only drink D. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So this fool, this is what this fool did. Let's see. This is the Sunny Delight.

He marked it. He marked the line on the cap. He marked it. Wow. Right. So he marked it where he last left it, but I drank it and filled it with water. But by the time, a week later, it was all water. That's so funny.

It was, it was just white. Isn't that funny? Yeah, man. Oh my God. Well, that explains his, like, hyper-religious ways then, because that right there, that's some mentally ill. Bro, stop drinking my Sunny D. Oh, if you were really godly, you'd believe in sharing.

Yeah. Right. Yeah. How godly are you? I'm poor. Like when you're poor, like you're poor with roommates and then the kind of arguments who you would have. It's dumb.

Like even in LA, like. I had a psycho room. But my roommates weren't psycho to me. They were psycho to each other. Like, like my roommate would, like, always put her shit in Tupperware and like, she'd be like, I'll open my Tupperware. Yeah. Yeah.

Someone open my fucking Tupperware. I was like, dude, I don't touch your Tupperware. Chill. Like, I could never live with someone like that. Yeah. They're crazy. I just like would eat in my room by myself. Yeah.

Well, remember when you'd be so poor? I remember my sister and I, we go to Albertsons is when we were living in Vegas and we would do the self-checkout. Yeah. And just steal. Just big blocks of cheese. Oh, yeah. But we would come in with like fake groceries from another store so that we could sort of

explain why. Oh, no, we already had that before because we came from the Ralph's across the street. Wow. It's smart. So we'd fill it up with like shrimp crackers to make the bag look like there was liquid on it. Yeah. And then we would just throw the stuff into the Ralph's bag.

Oh, that's smart. And then, I know we would be shopped over there already, but I mean, obviously, you know, if you did it a couple of times, we got the big government cheese from Albertsons. You got government cheese? Yeah. From Albertsons. Can you melt it? Just shaped like Bill Clinton.

You're like, this looks great. Thank you very much. Your poor college. Can you melt it though? I mean, yes, Bobby. It's just like big blocks of cheddar. Yeah. Cheese is great.

I love cheese. My roommate, Kalisto, and I were so poor, she would get the phone bill. Kalisto would get the phone bill and get angry about ridiculous clothes. Who calls Santa Monica? Really? Yeah. And it would say 23 cents. No.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, dad. I don't know anybody from Santa Monica. Oh, my God. Right. And then me giving him the 23 cents for the fuck. Oh, my God. And you missing the 23 cents because you have no money.

Oh, my God. I got another 23 cents. Like that's how fucking poor I was. Did your parents ever help you or no? Yeah, but did they help you? Yeah. But not like a lot. Like my dad helped me, but like.

How much money do you think over the years did your parents give you? Well, you didn't pay back. My college was 60 grand. They paid for all of it. My dad did. Yeah, he paid for it. What a great dad. He's a good dad.

Yeah. He's rad. But I've offered to pay him back. I was like, you can have my car. I'm going to get a new one if you want it. You can have my envy down. It's like a dope Mercedes. You want it?

Yeah, yeah. And like last time he was out here, he like pulled up in like a, he pulled up in like a rental like, like, I forget it was like a Kia or something like that or like a Subaru. And I like have, we have like our nice car. Like Tommy has like a Rolls Royce. I have like a Mercedes. Yeah. And he pulls up in his little Kia and he's like, you guys want me to drive us to the

restaurant? We're like, uh, we're good. Thanks. But like, but it's so funny. Like he's such a cool guy. My dad, he's your dad and Tommy get along. Oh yeah. My dad loves Tommy.

Yeah. It's my dad's like almost like my dad's like 65. So like Tommy's like 56. So, you know, like it's crazy, but they like totally are like, like Tommy's like 12 though. Like if you meet Tommy, which you're going to meet him, he's such a sweet child, like his personality. Everyone that meets him is like, what? He's like a 17 year old.

He just never grew up. Yeah. I mean, I've met a many rock stars. Okay. Childish. And they're not only just childish though, I find them to be very kind. Yes. I've never, I've, you know, it's comics and actors that are pieces of shit.

Pieces of dog shit. Yeah. Usually you're really nice. Thank you. Thank you. Rare. But rocks. Cut to you.

You could strangle and call I love your sleep. He just said that he wanted to kill me. I'm like, why do you have fucking anxiety? I got to keep one eye open while you're sleeping. That was something actually my doctor asked. What? Are you afraid? Because I was getting the, I have the heart stuff.

Yeah. Yeah. And he was like, is he putting anything in your food or drinks? Fuck that. Bobby. Who's that doctor? Would you? Cause I was getting heart episodes in my sleep and he was like, is there a possibility

at some point? Oh my God. And then I just find out Bobby's like a murder, like poisonous murder. There's a Netflix talk about him later, like in a couple years. Funny man. Gone. Yeah. Yeah.

If I was going to kill you, you'd be dead. This is what calms me down. Aw. Aw. Aw. Meena. Mommy's freaking out. Mommy's freaking out.

How old is Meena? Meena's four. Aw. She's so young. She's four. She's my best friend. Yeah. Can I tell you what really bothers me though?

What? Is like, I can't bring her everywhere. Like she's an emotional support dog, but like if I go to like another country, I'm not able to bring her cause she's not a service dog and I'm like, but she is a service dog because I need her. Like I, You can get that. You can get it, right?

If you go to the doctor and get it. It's not different. Not service. Why? Just emotional support. Why do I see blind people have it? Because they're blind. That's a service dog.

Like I have, I have anxiety. What's so funny about that? Cause they can't see. Cause they can't see. We have the stick thing. I've seen it. I've seen the movie with the al Pacino. A scent of a woman?

Yeah. We have the stick thing. Oh, it's so good. I love those blind people references. Keep going. More blind people. Yeah, no, they, cause it's like a mental, they say it's an emotional disability. Right.

It's a physical disability to me because I get like, you know, but if I have her, I just, I'm sure there's a doctor that can get you it. Yeah. I know. I have to look into it, but it is kind of fucked up. I think that a lot of people also abuse that in California. That drives me fucking crazy when I just see like rappers, girlfriends that are holding their dog like by its head and they're like, yes, my emotional support dog.

Yeah. Yeah. They eat like just fucking throw it and they're like wearing their Chanel flip flops and like their sunglasses and they're like totally happy and chill. And I'm like, what the fuck? Meanwhile, I'm over here like, okay, it's okay. We're not going to die on this flight. I promise.

Do you take her around like on flight? I do in the United States, but like I, if I go like somewhere else, they don't let me bring her in. It sucks. And like, well, you know, it, like in another country, they make you put the dogs through quarantine. Yeah. Like service dogs.

They don't. They're like a service dog for a blind person. They can go right in. So it's blind. The only way they do it blind or like an alert dog for like seizures or people that have diabetes, diabetes, sugar. Can you lie? I mean, I could, but then I'd probably get caught and get in trouble and then it'll be

like on the Daily Mail, like Britney Fraun says she has diabetes and doesn't. What a fucking cunt. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Britney Fraun pretend she's blind. We know she's not like forget she has huge social media presence like, yeah, it's kind of really sad though.

Cause like I need her. You know what I mean? And then it's weird. Like people don't get it. It's like a total like relief. Yeah. We get it. 100%.

Yeah. Instead of taking like a Xanax, I can just like rub her and like talk to her. She's a great dog too. Look at her. Pretty. Doesn't bark. We got to get one of these, babe. So this one's so normal.

Why is ours so crazy? Your dogs bark a lot. Ours are crazy. Like if it was in here, it'd be barking. It wouldn't be, we wouldn't be able to do this. Well, two, two out of three are good dogs. Oh really? The third one, Julio is Julio.

Julio, that's why he's drinking tequila since he was a puppy. We know, we named him based on his, because it took us months. We kept renaming him, but Julio wouldn't. Oh my God. What's the first name? Fritter. Fritter, that's right. Fritter sounds like a neurotic dog.

Yeah. Fritter is a deep fried food. Like that's a little more neurotic than Julio. Julio is a real name. But I like Julio Fitz. Yeah. Julio Fitz. Chihuahua.

So I want to talk about, I also, cause I don't want to forget, is is that. So you, you were dating, if you don't know who Josh Adam Myers is, he does those goddamn comedy jams. He did it on Comedy Central. I did his show where I went naked when I sang that song. I like, I love Josh a lot. Seth. You said, right?

Yeah. Seth Meyers, who I used to date. Yeah. Right. So Josh, Josh Adam Myers. I love Josh Adam Meyers. He's a really nice person. And so you guys were dating for how long?

We dated for like two and a half years. Okay. Yeah. So when did, let me ask you this. So just, I just want to, cause we've talked about it before. Yeah. But so Josh and you guys were dating. Yeah.

He was hanging out with a, what's his fucking name? Angelo. Angelo, fuck. I'm so sorry. It's okay. Why didn't you help me? Angelo Bowers. Angelo Bowers.

So Angelo Bowers and Josh Adam Myers were best friends. So do you guys, were you guys dating when he, when Angelo passed? No. We had just broken up. It was a week after we broke up and I moved in with the new guy. And this is the really sad part that I don't think I told you last time is Josh said that he was driving up, what is this, Gower to make a right onto, you know, Franklin. And he was pointing to the Hollywood tower building and going, that's where Brittany

moved in with her new douchebag boyfriend. And then boom, they got hit. No. Yeah. He was walking up, he was distracted, like pointing where I moved in with my new boyfriend and then they got hit. Now how did you find out? I was his emergency contact.

I was at the hospital the night that it happened. Yeah. I got a call. I was in bed with my new boyfriend and I got a call that's from a police officer or a nurse or somebody and they said, you got to come to Cedars. And I said, what? And they said, you got to come to Cedars. You're listed as the emergency contact for these people.

You got to come to Cedars. And I was like, oh my God, what happened? I show up and I've, Josh is in, you know, he's all fucked up. He's bleeding and I'm. You could have saw him the next day. I have. He was crazy. I have pictures of it.

He looked terrible. Yeah. He's all in like, he's got a neck brace on. He's got his arm like fucking his head's bleeding. And I was like, what happened? He's like, Brittany, Brittany, please like, let's get back together. Like it was so sad. Oh my God.

Heartbreaking. And I felt so bad. And I was crying. The detective pulls me off to the side and he goes, I can I speak to you? And I said, yeah. And he goes, the other guy isn't going to make it. I said, what? And he was, Angelo was still alive when I was at the hospital.

And he goes, he's already had cardiac arrest twice and they brought him back twice and he's not going to make it. And they said, we need you to call his mother because I had her number. They didn't have her number. And so I had to call her, his mother and tell her to come to the hospital. And it's, and while I was on the phone with her, he had died and she kept saying to me on the phone, is he dead? Is he dead?

And I said, the police officer said, do not tell her, do not tell her because you're not supposed to tell it. She was eight hours away. She was in like Bakersfield. Yeah. Like he lived. Well, so you didn't tell her? I wasn't allowed to.

So she came all the way down to drove all the way down and he was, wait, wait, she drove from Modesto. Modesto. Yeah. Yeah. So it was like eight hours. Yeah. Drove.

Because I had talked to her too after that, right? And I saw her at one of the functions, not functions, but one of the memorials. And you know, there's only been in my, I don't know, 47 years on planet Earth, three deaths that were like shocking and devastating. He's one of them. Brody wasn't the other one. I can't believe Brody. Yeah.

Brody is one of those. So Bella was one and then, I forgot who died earlier, but probably an uncle or something. But back when I was a kid, but it was just a, what a devastating time. I'm so sorry that you had to go through that too. So it was like really bad because I knew he had died and she just kept repeating herself. Is he alive? Is he alive? And I was like, I'm not sure.

I don't know. And I knew already because they just told me. Oh my God. So I had to lie to her and it was so awful to like, because they said like the police officer was like, you can't tell the, we have to tell her. You can't tell her. Yeah. And they were like, we're not going to tell her over the phone.

We have to tell her face to face. And so I wasn't there when she came in, but I, I saw her later when I went to visit Josh and just the hospital and she came in the room and she was, even though she just lost her son, she was so nice and she came up to Josh and she was crying and she was like, I'm so sorry. And like, well, because they got hit by a drunk driver. Oh yeah. It was not even Josh's fault.

A guy ran a light and apparently that he had hit somebody before them. Oh yeah. And then went and hit Josh. So imagine a drunk driver hit a cab or something. Yeah. It was a cab. It was a cab, right? He took the cab out and like the guy in the cab was even hurt and then he just kept going

and he slammed into, I think it was Angela. The reason why is because he, I just, what I heard that he had hit the cab and he was running from the cop or whatever the situation was, so he ran through some lights. Yes. And then. Oh my. Like that timing was just, but he, but also if Angelo hadn't, he had, he was just getting over chemotherapy.

Angelo had just be like, he had cancer in his chest, like next to his heart. He had a tumor on his heart and I remember he was gone. He had lived for a year. He was gone for a year healing and he was, it was so sad because it was so used to him living for us and it was actually crazy because that's when me and Josh, like our relationship fell apart. Oh my God. Like it was like, we were great until Angelo left because Angelo was like just such a positive

spirit and like he made Josh so happy and he made me so happy, you know, like Josh would go to bed and then I'd be up all night with Angelo and we would sit on the couch and we would like riff and like watch YouTube videos and shit and we'd be up all night every night. And like, you know, it just put everybody in a good mood. He put everybody in a good mood and then when he was gone, it was like Josh and I just like, that's when like, you know, like when he was gone with the chest, with the heart, not when he died because he was still alive. When he went to go have the cancer and his chest taken care of, that's when our relationship

kind of fell apart. And then he got, he came back and then I had already like Josh and I were breaking up and then he died, which was crazy. Like I remember just feeling it was like Josh was already so sad because of us breaking up and it was so sad. I still feel really bad about it. I do. But like our relationship had just gotten to a point where it was just not, that's not

on you. It was just, I mean, it was, that's just on circumstance. This just happens to be how it like played out, but that's like, not on you. But I did feel really, really, really bad about it because I was just like, fuck, like we just broke up and now he like really needs me and I'm like not there. And it's just like, it just made me feel really bad. I still feel really bad to this day about it. I believe everything happens for reasons.

Yeah. Okay. It does. I do. I don't know. There's no explanation. There's no religious explanation. There's no, I don't know why I feel that way.

It's just my way of getting through life. No, I think you're right. But I just feel like timing and all that stuff, it's just the natural course of things. Well, as I look back on my life, I was telling you this, it's very strange because I, Josh and I, okay. So I met all the comedy people and stand up people with when I met Josh. Yeah. I would do, you know, I just stand up and how I met him was comedy.

Then I like met all those people and it really like sparked the comedy stuff for me. And then when we broke up, I got with Randall and Randall bought me my first iPhone and Vine was on the iPhone, not on Blackberry or Android and I had a Blackberry and so he had gotten me the iPhone and after he got me the iPhone, then Vine came out like two months later and then I got on Vine and then that's what led me to being popular on Vine. Tommy saw my videos on Vine and thought they were hilarious and followed me and then that's how Tommy ended up reaching out to me in the future and now I'm married to Tommy. It's like a weird, like life, I feel like is already planned out.

It's just like everything happens for a reason. I fucking feel that. You know, I don't always subscribe to that idea because I'm more like, you know, like right your own destiny or whatever, but I will say that if it wasn't, which is similar, if it wasn't for my ex-boyfriend, I wouldn't be with him. Really? It was my ex-boyfriend who we had just recently broken up and I was with him for four and a half years or something like that.

And he, I remember, we were still amicable, so he was on the toilet and I remember and I'm like, what are you doing? And he was like, oh, I'm just, I'm stuck on the toilet because I can't stop like swiping. So I was like, what the fuck are you swiping? He's like, oh, it's when Tinder first started. It was like, Tinder had only been around for maybe like three months or four months or something like that. He was like, you got to get on it.

Your ex-boyfriend. Get on Tinder, dude. It's fucking rad. You're like, cool. Yeah. I miss you too, dude. Great. We didn't have those.

So he was the one who was like, come on, you got to get on it. It's so fun. It's so like time consuming, but it's fun. But if it wasn't for that small conversation while he was on the toilet, I wouldn't be here like six weeks later. Yeah. See? And it's like, we like to think we're in control of shit, but honestly, like some weird part

of me is like, we've lived this life already. And like when we get deja vu, it's like us replaying parts of that and like remembering like, oh, like our life is playing in like multiple different parallels right now. I mean, I don't know. I'm fucking getting weird. I mean, like, you know what I'm saying. I love getting weird. Yeah.

I love that thought. It makes me feel, um, I need a foundation. Yeah. I think you need to see a real ghost. Yeah. Like you need to get haunted. And I think then you'll, then you'll feel more purpose. You want him to be haunted?

I do. I actually do wish you to be haunted. I wish a ghost to appear in front of you at some point in your life so that you will know that there's something. What kind of ghost though? Like a traumatizing? No, no, no. Just an apparition, something that you can maybe see through, you know, obviously like

can they fondle in any kind of way, shape or form? No. No. So I can't get hurt physically from a ghost. No. Not that I know of. No. Well, then I bring it on then.

I bring it on that world. I just don't want to be fondled. Yeah. I've heard of people getting possessed, but not. I don't want to. And then you can get hurt. Nope. But that's demons.

That's not even a ghost. But you believe in that? Do you believe in demons? Yes. So you think that a demon can possess me and I can go on a tear? I think that a demon can possess you and that you can get really fucked up. But I don't know if you'll like. I don't know.

I don't know. The movies. I have a question though. What is the demon's purpose of getting inside a body if they can't ever even maneuver it correctly? Like if you see all possessions, they're kind of just flailing on the ground and why don't you fucking stand up and go play like the movie Fallen? They would possess me because I'm a conduit of the world.

You have a platform. That's the platform. You remember Fallen? The movie with Denzel? I know, but I'm different than other people. That's smart. No, let me just talk about myself a little bit. It's a complexity of this vehicle and this vessel.

I'm interesting. And so I would believe that a demon would possess me to do evil deeds, but I'm also part of the light. So I would fight that. So I'd just end up becoming like somebody like in the middle more, like the punisher. Cool one. Thank you. That's not my question.

I was like, look, if you didn't think about it, like Linda Blair, like the demon possessor, so what she could do like backwards that she could crawl backwards and down some stairs. Yeah. Like what did she really do? What was the purpose of that demon? I mean, that was fake, like obviously a movie and fake, but like, I mean, I grew up Catholic and like, you know, in the Bible, there are parts on exorcism because like they do believe and I mean, there's a lot of instances in, you know, Italy and places like all around

the world where people have, you know, technically been possessed where they couldn't, they couldn't mark it as a, you know, they couldn't mark it as a psychological disorder. Like it was people speaking languages they've never spoken, you know, people, people saying things that they, you know, have people's names that like they would say someone's name or middle name to someone that they've never met. You know, there's a Harvard psychologist. I think he might even be a psychiatrist. He might be a Harvard doctor who believes in possession.

I think it's real. I do. I think there is a, I mean, honestly, what's his name, Gil? I'm looking for it. There's a dark, there is a darkness. Yeah. But when you mentioned that, you know, when, when, when people do a language that they don't normally know, right?

When they're possessed, I have an argument towards that. I feel like if I just did some gibberish that there'll be some words that are similar. No. I feel like people that have spoken like straight Latin. I might have said something in, in, in Thai. Gallagher? That's his name. So he's able to corroborate a lot of these possessions because he was not a believer

at first. Yeah. Then he was able to. What's his name? Gallagher. He calls himself a consultant to demonic possession. And he's a, he's a Harvard doctor, but because she's right, there were people who all of a sudden are able to speak fluent Latin.

His name is Gallagher. Dr. Richard. Yeah. Or like there's been instances where like a complete stranger walk in the room who's never met the person who's possessed and the person who's possessed will be like, your mother's name was Cha, you know, whatever, like they'll say the parent's name of someone that they've never met. Like they, they know other things, you know, I don't know.

I just personally think it's real. I do. I really do. Now, do you think that, cause I grew up Catholic, do you think that Catholicism is something to do with our extreme anxiety? Yes, for me too. I think that it definitely plays into it, but I'm not like a devout Catholic now. I just, you know, I grew up going to like had to get some classes, everything like that

after school. And, you know, but I think that like, you know, it definitely triggers it because it makes you so paranoid about everything you fucking do in your life. Like everything's a sin and this is a sin and that's a sin and you need to repent for your sins and say this many hell marries and then you'll be cured. And like it's just very neurotic in a way, but, um, I don't really play into that part of it, but I do like, I will tell you this, this is really freaky. I have like these crazy night terrors, which you guys know, Bobby's like, Bobby's looking

at me like, Bobby's like, he's possessed, Bobby just takes a nap, that's how he listens. That's how he listens. Um, okay. So I have obviously these really bad night terrors and things like that. And at one point they were really, really bad and I got a, I told you the dream catcher. Didn't I tell you guys this? I put the dream catcher above my bed and it was a dream catcher that my friend got from me from a Native American reservation that was handmade and has all the handmade.

That means it's real. It was real. It was like a real like blessed dream catcher and they said like, remember, I told you if you go outside and shake it in the moonlight, it gets, you have to shake it in the moonlight to clear it and then you hang it back above your bed. Right. It's like an etch-a-sketch. But there's dreams in it.

Yeah. You shake it, right? Right. But it's dreams. Yeah. And then remember you were like, you're going to shake it outside in some poor snail. All the dreams are going to fall on him and he's going to be like, whoa, why am I having a nightmare?

Yeah. So anyway, so I got this dream catcher. I hung it above my bed. I was like, I don't believe in this shit. It's totally not going to work. Right. Literally as soon as I hung it above my bed, I stopped having the night terrors. And I was like, what the fuck?

This is so weird, right? So I was like, this is really crazy. I don't, can't believe this, but I was totally sleeping fine for like whatever a couple weeks. And then one night I had horrible night terrors again and I woke up like screaming or shaking or something and Tommy was like, what's wrong? What's wrong? And I was like, I'm having a really bad night terror. And he was like, are you okay?

And I was like, yeah. And he's like, where's your dream catcher? And we both turn around and it had fallen on the ground. Ask Tommy. I wish he was here so he could corroborate it. He was right there. He's like, we both just looked at each other and we were like, what the fuck? And it was so weird.

The dream catcher could have been full. It was full. And you didn't unload it. I didn't unload it. I just let it. Yeah. That's what happened. It was like.

It fell on the ground. Do dream catchers catches nightmares and regular dreams as well? I think they just catch nightmares because I still would dream, but they weren't bad dreams. Well, they just call it nightmare catchers then. I don't know. True. I don't know.

But can I keep going because there's something else that I can say. So then listen. So then I was like, this is really scary before I had the dream catcher. I used to sleep with my rosary when I was having bad anxiety and I would like hold it in my sleep and keep it with me. And it was a rope rosary like, you know, you can't pull that. You can't break that, right? So I would have like these really bad dreams and I would always sleep with my rosary.

And in the morning, it would always still be like around my wrist. I would like wrap it around my wrist. I had a really horrible, horrible dream one night and it would keep me from having the bad dreams for most part. And then I had a really bad, bad, bad dream. And I woke up in the morning and I was like, where's my rosary? And I pulled the sheets across and it shattered into a million pieces. My rosary is like destroyed like, like someone would have had to take scissors to like cut

it up and like break the, like it was broken, completely broken. Yeah. Like every piece of it. But how? I don't know. I took a picture of it and sent it to my dad and my dad was like, oh, send you a new one. I'm like, no, dad.

That's not the point. Like, could you have, could you've been drunk that night? No, I don't drink. Okay. Cause I can't. But I, but like, and I, and Tommy is like, he, he was, no, Tommy's like, Tommy would never do that. He was using his drumsticks, but no, it was like ripped apart and we woke up and I showed

Tommy and he was like, uh, I would have like definitely felt you cause he feels me when I like, I'm dreaming. Like sometimes I'll be like hitting the air and he'll like be like, babe, it's okay. Wake up. He was like, I didn't, I didn't feel anything like I would, and he's a light sleeper. He was like, I would have felt that if you were like ripping it off and breaking stuff and he did not feel it. And so yeah.

So I had to get a new one. Isn't that so scary? Crazy. And also our house, like his mom died in our house. Oh my God. You got to get out of there. Oh, start with that. There's really heavy energy.

Open with that. Let us know. That's what the dream hold that shit is. When you guys come. I'm not coming now. Fuck you. Good sell, Brittany. Really good sell.

I really am not coming. I can't go there. You guys come, you can stay in her room and tell me. Did you know her? I didn't. No, I didn't know her. It's negative. Is it negative?

Do you think her ghost? I think maybe she's like me. I don't know, but I feel like she would have loved me. She's Greek. Who doesn't? I take really good care of Tommy, right? But I mean, she's been through a lot, you know, like he lived there with his ex and like, you know, his ex met her and like was there when she died and like maybe that's

who she like. I don't know. I'm just like in my head about it. I'm like, I don't even know like what happened, but he said, he's like, no, after that happened, I had someone come and sage the house and I'm like, that doesn't always like, you know what I mean? And plus like, he has all these statues in the house from different religions. Like we have like Ganesh, we have fucking, um, we've like literally like 500 religious

statues from all polar, like different religions. And I'm like, this cannot be like, and then, and then we read about it and it's like, you're supposed to give this one milk every day and this one, like, and this one likes chocolate. This one likes Cartier. We're not doing any of this. Like there must be so mad, like, and taking it out on me. I'm like, I just got here, like, because I'm the sensitive one and Tommy just is like, whatever, like I've been, can't you just gather all that shit out and put them in a, I want

to. Yeah, I want to. That's what I would do. But Tommy likes them. And also they weigh like 500 pounds. Like they're like a made of iron. Like they're heavier than like, like anything. It's like the Annabelle house.

It is. That one room. With all those things. Like I would not be, I don't care. You know how that little sign, don't enter. It's not good energy. Yeah. I'm out.

Like I actually was doing, I told you this, I was doing so good with my anxiety. And then when I moved in for the first couple of months, I was fine. But then I just felt, I feel like something's constantly like, it's really weird. It's weird. You guys will feel it. It's a big house. Here's the thing with you. Yeah.

I was thinking about this the other day when I was at your, at the studio doing your podcast. Yeah. You got, you know, the thing is, is that here's the thing and don't argue with me. I won't. Is that when you started dating Tommy. Yeah. And you went out there. Yeah.

Nobody saw you again. It's true. I disappeared. And so there was sort of like a, like a mystery. Like what if I'm, it's just my ghost right now. Like I'm dead already. I'm like, guys, I came to the podcast. Oh, then that would be fine.

Would that be crazy? All of a sudden I just disappear into thin air. If I, okay, if I, um, see tomorrow's like this footage and you're not there and it's just her and I talking, are they interviewing a dog and little gaps of like when you're talking to silence, I would probably relapse. Yeah. It'd be scary. It'd be so, it would freak me out.

Yeah. It's so funny. The conversations, you're an anxious person. I'm an anxious, you're an anxious person. The type of shit that we talk about is so panic inducing. It is. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to ring you.

But, but it's what keeps us like interested. It's like what we like to talk about. And I think that we probably. This is on our heads constantly. We're like, can we talk about anxiety or like again? Like, yeah. All we talk about. I feel like I do that to myself a lot where like I throw myself into, into other people

too. I, I, I'm in a weird place. I stutter when I'm real and that's, that's the vibe. But here's the deal is that, you know, I hear you guys talk and I hear, and I, and this whole podcast, I've been doing a lot of self reflecting because I've been in and out of happiness and you know, a lot of anxiety. I have a lot of stress going on in my life. And a lot it has to do with like, you know, me worrying about the future and all these

things. And, and, and I'm just, I just need to figure it out. And I think this is the whole point of life is to get to a place where I'm like just completely content and happy and serene. Can I, can I just like make you feel good for a second? I would really like that right now. You're fucking Bobby Lee. Like everyone knows who you are.

Your comedy history, your comedy royalty. Like you are fucking never, ever going to be forgotten, dude. Like at least for like not a hundred years, like you are, you've made a mark. People know who you are. You have done a good job. You are not some fucking comedian who people are like, Oh yeah, like whatever. I understand. You are a house.

I understand. You don't need to worry about anything. Brittany, I understand what you're saying. You're good, dude. But it's, that's your opinion and that's a lot of people's opinion. Fine. But I really appreciate it. Okay.

I think it's not something reasonable exactly to be to search. Wait. Why did you agree to her? Yeah. I don't know why I agree. What? She's a search for constant happiness is, is not something I was constantly happy, but I think he wants to wake up every day and just kind of go, okay, like everything's good.

I'm fine. I actually don't want that. I don't want that for you because I think you're an artist. You thrive off a little bit of discomfort and chaos and I think you operate best in that way. I want you though to be grateful. That's the one thing that I wish you were more of is the gratitude. I'm so grateful for life.

I'm so grateful for my fans. I'm so grateful for this podcast. I'm grateful for you, sweetie. By the way, you're, you're like, you're like killing it. Like I looked at your YouTube numbers. You're like a YouTuber. He loves when people say that. He doesn't like being called a comic or an actor, a YouTuber.

No, but I mean like you get such good, dude, your engagement is so good. Your engagement on here is amazing. You're killing it. Bro, like you must make good. Your ad rev has to be insane. YouTuber talk. YouTuber talk. Let's talk about your ad sense, dude.

You're killing it right now. Don't be offended. Listen, you're a comic, but you are, you are a pop, like that just goes to show like you fucking crossed over to fucking YouTube. Do you know how hard that is? On a survival, Britt. I just spin your eyes. I just spin your eyes.

I'm so sorry. That was an apparition. I'm so sorry. It's okay. Maybe I'll get some talent through that. Wow. You already have it. Now listen.

Okay. I don't know what you mean. I don't know what you're saying. You're doing great is what I'm saying. It's fine. So chill the fuck out. I am chill. I've been, I came from Vine where I had 10 million followers and my YouTube videos barely

get 20k a video like what am I doing with my life? Hey guys, listen to my podcast and watch my videos. Why don't, I mean, I know I don't want to, I don't want to bring up this, but I'm going to, why don't you do any, would you do live things or no? Yeah, I actually just did. I actually just to see if I could still do stand up. I just did a show there. Where?

I did it at the, what's that theater downtown, the, the dynasty typewriter. I did a show. I did my live diary where I smoked weed that was gnarly and I had a fucking panic attack while I was on stage, but no one could tell because it like fueled my performance. But I did like, I did like 15 minutes by myself and I just fucking talked and was totally unprepared, but like it was good. I just told stories, like funny stories. Yeah.

I just think that it is something. Yeah. I should do. I know. It's just not because. I hear that a lot. Yes. But it's not that it's, it's, it's, it's, it's to me, you're missing out on just a big

chunk of money. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Not that you don't find, you know, and you have your own thing, Tommy has his own thing you have. Yeah. But it's not about that.

It's about your legacy. Yeah. I don't. What? My legacy. No, I want. This is. My legacy is just like this and like, and like dog shit bags.

Like that's. Yeah. Aw. Aw. I mean, you have a great legacy. I'm just saying, I want, I would like you to make serious money. That's all. Okay.

All right. You know what I think? I think if I did my own show, no one would show up because I'm talking about it doing it right now. Yeah. Like doing worse. I'm doing talk about doing my podcast live, worst first live, having people come up and you know, doing it.

Try it that way. That's what's going to do it. Like the company store, the improv or something. Yeah. But I was like, I feel like no one would come. I don't know. They'd be like fuck bring it for her on. She sucks.

But even like, you know, we've done a live show in front of 12 people before. Really? Yeah. We made it happen. We still. We still did it. Wow. See, like you do a show and people are like, oh, I'll go see it.

It's Bobby Lee. Yeah. If I do a show, people will be like the Instagram girl. What's she going to talk about filters? Demons. You know, I just played the Ontario improv. How was that? It was good business wise.

But before that, I, you know, it was okay, but I can see now because of this podcast and because of my YouTube numbers and all that stuff, that everything, those numbers are completely different, right? And I feel like I'm in that right space that I've always wanted to be because when I did met you through maker, I couldn't get, you know, the Hollywood shit going. So I went to maker, but it didn't work for me there either. But it took me all these years to find a balance. But um, you're killing it.

I want to, I want to do, let's keep telling it to you. Believe it. Okay. But at the end, we do this thing called unhealthy advice and basically what it is is the whole podcast just played over again. So go ahead, I'm helpful advice with Bobby Kalayla at Brittany Furlough. Where'd you find this guy? I don't know, but that is the fucking that one.

He makes me do that. I'll make you do it. I'm going to make you do it for a month now. Have I met you before? I don't know. How many Filipinos do you know? Um, you look like this Filipino guy on Vine. Maybe that's what it is.

Is it Guava juice? Guava juice. Fucking, the amount. You're not Guava juice? Fuck you Bobby. That's why you're here. I had two girls at a coffee shop go like Guava juice and I was like, no, I'm not. You do look like a Guava juice.

Who's Guava juice? I'm sorry. I have no idea. I don't know Guava juice. Just show them a picture of it. I hate Guava juice. I like Guava. All right.

I'll read the question while you're showing that. Hello everyone. So I'll get right to it. I'm recently married to an awesome dude, but unfortunately his mom lives with us. I'm a very clean person and hate when I have to clean up after her. I feel like I have to continuously repeat myself and tell her to tidy up the messes she made. I even went three days without cleaning and she still didn't clean her mess.

Even the mess got worse. I'm getting tired. So bad I want to tell my husband she needs to leave or I'm leaving. Guava juice. But I know what would make things hard because he does love his mom. What do I do? She's basically getting sick of his mom living with her. I should probably answer this question because she's living with Tommy's mom too.

Oh my God. Ghost. First hear it. Yeah. Okay. So first of all, why is your husband's mom living there? She debilitated and old and like if so, like if you're not paying rent, you have no say basically is like it's your husband's house.

Yeah. But if you're paying rent, like that's a discussion for sure. Like dude, I'm not trying to like pick up your mom's dirty panties off the floor. That's not cool. No, no, no. You know? And it's not cool. I'm not going to jump after herself unless I like I said, unless she's like really old

and can't do it, you know, if she's like in a wheelchair and you're just trying to get rid of her, like that's not, that's not cool, but you know, there are other ways to go about that. There are other ways. Don't push her down the stairs. Don't do that. But yeah, if she's like a capable human being and she's leaving messes everywhere, I would definitely have a discussion with my husband.

I wouldn't. I'll tell you why. Okay. Why? Because the way into your man's heart is through the mom. Yeah. Okay. It's not even a discussion.

Not even a discussion. What you do is this. It's like, Brenda, pick up your panties. Yeah. No, you don't say any of that. Right? You pick up for her. You don't say shit.

Yeah. Right? Because if you start any kind of resentment on her part and she can't shake it, right? Then it's not going to be smooth sailing for you and your husband. So what I'm saying is, is that, you know, she has, I love all her family. I really do. But there's a couple of people that she knows, right? That I'm not my favorite, they're not my favorite people in the whole world, but I'm very nice

to them because it's their, to get to Kalila's heart, I have to be nice to them. And I'm willing to, like, she's good with my parents, like super good. Like she, they love her so much and your mom loves me. And when her mom's here, I always, we laugh, I hug her from behind, I wrestle with her and we meet in front of each other's bodies and our faces and we laugh and we, and we have a great rapport and that's the, even if her, her mom was a cunt, right? And mean, I would still be like that. That's really nice.

But if my mom was a cunt, I feel like it's my job to sort of regulate that. Which is what I do. Like my, my mom doesn't talk to, we don't talk to my mom now. Why? Because my mom did some really messed up stuff. Toward you? Well, she's been messed up, like, we've had a lot of problems my whole life. Is that what you think, when you were talking about earlier, earlier, earlier, when you

were like, oh, these certain things like happened in my life, does it have to do with your mom? Yes. Like crazy shit. Wow. Yeah, like Tommy will not, like, let her be in our lives now. He's like, she is like, not healthy for you. Wow. Isn't that crazy?

Do you text or call her? I haven't spoken to her in, like, six months. Wow. Yeah. It's like really sad. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.

But, um, yeah, it's really hard. It is really hard. But that's why I'm telling her. But yeah, that is true. I get it. To be safe. Yeah. If he really loves his mom and he's a mommy's boy, you don't want to make mom mad, obviously,

and like be loving and nice to her. But. Unless she has mental problems. Yeah. Or get to a point where you have such a strong relationship with her that a discussion wouldn't break that relationship. But, like, I feel like the closer you are with someone, like the more casual it can be, to be like, hey, pick your shit up.

Yeah. Yeah. And then, like, jokingly. Yeah. Passing. Like, God, Diane, why always got to pick up your dishes? Exactly. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

What the fuck? Then, like, you get to make it a joke because you're so serious, Rob. Ha, ha, ha. I'm laughing, Diane. It's a joke. Ha, ha, ha. I love cleaning up your dirty dishes. Yeah.

Just do that. You know, the most embarrassing I did in front of a girlfriend's mom. What? Oh, my God. So I was dating this girl named Sarah Highland. Not the girl. Oh, my God. Sarah.

Not from modern family. That's everyone's reaction. That's everyone's reaction. I'm like, Rob, you really? She's like a southern girl, right? So then, um, and she's really vintage-y. Like, that's why I loved about Sarah is that she's, she, everything she wears is vintage clothing.

Everything she buys is through thrift stores. You know, she loves unicorns and dolphins and rainbows and bullshit like that, right? Wow. That doesn't sound vintage. She, um, would give me vintage gifts. So the first year we dated, she gave me this, I still have it a framed photo of a family. That's not even her family. Just a funny photo, right?

Yeah. It's a funny picture. It's pretty genius. It's genius, right? Yeah. Yeah. So I was living in Paulie's house above the comedy store. Oh, my God.

I've been there. You have, right? Yeah. It was Sarah's parents up to my house, but then I realized it was Christmas and I didn't get Sarah anything, but we don't, when we give presents, we don't wrap it because she is in the environment. So we just give it to each other. So I gave her, right?

A photo for Christmas, but I gave her the same photo she gave me a year before. Did you forget that she had given it to you? Yes. So I go, Merry Christmas. And she burst out crying in front of her parents. Oh God. I go, What are you crying? She goes, I gave you this last year.

Oh my God. And I go, Oh. What's wrong with you? I'm done. I'm done. Her parents. You didn't even think to get her something for Christmas? Were you poor?

She doesn't get me anything for Christmas. I had money. You had money? Yeah. You don't get her anything for Christmas? Does he ever buy you gifts? Listen, every day is, hey, fucking Brittany, every day is Christmas when I have a girlfriend. Santa's always here.

Birthday. Yeah. What does he get you? iPads. Good shit. No, no, no. Last year, he got me shoes. Yeah, but what kind?

Golden. Yeah. Very expensive. Thank you. And then what did I get you for Christmas? A golden goose leather jacket. More, more, more, more, more expensive. Like two grand.

I mean, I have to, because that's why I've viewed my presents. Oh God. You know what I mean? When he gives me bullshit slippers from fucking Bangladesh or $3. No, thank you. Dreamwater. The price is a big thing for you. So I have to continue getting you expensive things.

I need, I need future shit. I need. What's up farm boy? Cause you haven't given me shit farm boy. I love how he's just shoved in the corner. So you've done, right in the last year, you've even given me heartache this last year. Cause laugh it, George. Fuck you.

Right. Let's laugh at him right in his face. Fuck you. But Bryce, Bryce, Bryce, I, I know, you know, I'll be honest with you, I've been a little hard on you. I have been a little hard and I know that you come in the house and you get like a droopy face. I see your little droopy face and I want to let you know, and you have a normal droopy

face. It's a sad, like glum. You know what I mean? You know what he looks like? Like I've seen photos of the Great Depression. Oh God. Were they just standing? Yeah.

They're waiting in these long lines in New York. He looks like all those guys. You do have a sad face. Yeah. Like I was just like, I kept, I kept trying not to look at you. I know. You're just behind Bobby and it's like you're just sitting there all wedged in the corner and you're just kind of like, yeah.

Thank you for noticing. Yeah. You do have a, are you sad? Yeah. You look like a guy who in the back, you know, back in the 1930s, right? You did everything you could. You did three jobs. You worked for the baker delivering, right?

Right? You did some printing work, right? And then you also had another job. And then when they, when they crashed, it just destroyed you. It didn't work out for you, Brian. Right. And you waited in those lines for your family. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. Well, you look like, what if he's a ghost? We're all like, oh, but he is, he's like from another time. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, I'll wear a Hawaiian shirt.

They'll have no idea. Instead of my normal, instead of my, instead of my normal factory working clothes that I wear. Wait, who's on your pocket there? Ask this question. What? Oh, Casem. Casem G's.

Look. Based on your fucking pocket. Baby photo. That's his shirt. Wait, this is a Casem G shirt. This is what really worries me about him. So this isn't, this exact interaction has happened with the questions about six times. The same shirt?

Question. Why I think early onset Alzheimer's is a thing. Yeah. How often do you wear the shirt? I'm worried. I don't have early onset Alzheimer's. Hold on a second, Bryce. Can you, did he ask you the same exact question the last time you wore that shirt?

Yes. What? Bobby, do you remember? Did you take a lot of Xanax? Maybe I am losing my mind. I think that I will be real with you. Yeah. Yeah.

Your memory has been getting worse and worse and worse. I know it is. Right. Yeah. There might be a problem. I don't think it's a problem. I walk into a room and I go, why am I here? Really?

Yeah. You know that dream, when you were telling that story about the dream catcher? He was looking at you like it's the first time he's ever heard. I kind of was. And then I had to remind you. I'm like, remember you said the snail will get nightmares? You're like, yeah. And then you got, I feel like you laugh, but maybe you didn't.

But I remember that so vividly because I was there. All right. And I swear to God. And you don't take anything, right? No. Hey lady. Hey lady. Dog lady.

Dog lady. So I swear to God, I remember that story about the dream catcher. You do. I think what it is is that I've done 14 hours of podcasts this week. Oh my God. That's a lot. I do so many podcasts that it just gets jumbled up in my brain. How often did you guys post?

It's not this. I like this tomorrow, I have two. You know what I mean? Wednesday, I have one. I want the other peoples. Oh. I had the guests. You know what I mean?

I'm the guest, right? Yes. And I talk so much. I don't know what the fuck is going on. You know? Also, you've lived a lot. You've had a crazy life. Like you've been performing, doing everything for so many years.

No. Tommy's the same way. Like he's performed forever. And like sometimes he'll look at photos where he like, I'll be like, where was this? He'll be like, I have no fucking idea. There we go. Yeah. And I'm like, you were having the greatest time of your life.

Look how happy you are. Like you're, it's not, you're like almost like 30 here. Like how do you not remember that? And he's like, I have no clue where I was. Yeah. Like it's just kind of crazy, you know? Or like people will meet him and he'll be like, remember man, we were friends for like three years.

He'll be like, what's your name? Yeah. But you know what? As I've gotten older too, my fear is losing really treasured memories if I don't keep revisiting them. Yeah. Cause like my thing is I don't want to keep revisiting past trauma. So I try to forget a lot of my past, but what happens, ends up happening is I forget

the other, the good parts about it and I have a fear of that. It's starting to fade in my mind. That's why I take a lot of pictures. If I look at a picture, I can remember, I'll be like, oh, that's where it was. Like I'm a very, I'm a smell guy. Oh yeah. Smell is a big thing for me. Smell is a big thing for me.

Like it's okay. Okay. Yeah. Oh, sweet. It smells delicious. Yum yum. Very delicious. Not in that way.

I know it came out weird, not delicious in that way, more of like a cupcake. He's like, I'm not like, not like, like I'm going to eat that dog. I know it came out wrong, right? But like I'll be like downtown, right? Like downtown, like little Tokyo, we talked about it in the alleyway to get to my car and I'll smell like some food, but also some sewage, right? And I'll think of like, oh, the Philippines. Yeah.

Oh, wonderful. I was expecting that. I sort of was expecting that. And it hurt me. Yeah. Or if I see mountains of shit somewhere, I go, those are the mountains in Philippines. Give him a harder punch. Stuff like that.

That was too light. Yeah. Or if you hear someone bombing in comedy, you're like, oh, Brittany, I'm thinking of Brittany. No, no, no, no. I've never seen you do live. Really? Yeah, ever.

Oh, I'll have to do it sometime for you. What you need to do and tell Tommy this, Tommy Lee from the Motley Crew, whatever, I love him. I tell Tommy this, tell Tommy, you're going to love him. I know. I can already feel it. I can feel it. Yeah.

It'd be fun. I know. So that you can spend some time. We're trying, actually. We're trying to sell this house right now. Really? Yes. Good.

We're getting like the whole thing redone and then we're going to put it on the market. And I've been getting him to look at houses like in Encino, like a little closer so it's like I'm not as far. Yeah. Yeah. I'm definitely doing that. You should because it's, you just kind of disappear and it's like, yeah. And I'm forgotten about.

And it's like, unless you follow me on social media, you don't remember me. But okay, let's plug all of Brittany's stuff. That's not true because I have an eight year old niece. And when I said your name, I was like, you know, Brittany Furlan, she's like, nope. And then as soon as she saw first two seconds and she's, I've, she goes, I've seen all her vines. Yes. I know exactly who she is.

She's eight. Whoa. She lives in the Philippines. She doesn't even live here. She doesn't even live here. She doesn't even live here. She doesn't even live here. All those.

I'm like huge in the Philippines. I'm like, what? You're probably big all over the world. Yeah. Yeah. You are. You know, you don't get fan letters from other countries. No, I do.

Well, then what the fuck did I just say? Like for like four people. That's true. You are huge. Norway loves you. And I'm like, this is from the same person seven times. Brittany, when my agents go, you have to try to get on more Brittany Furlan fucking vines. You know, when your agents are saying that, like CAA, but that's when I was like, it doesn't

fucking matter. Oh, now it does. Sorry. So let's plug your handles. Guys, just love me. Brittany Furlan. What? What's your Instagram?

It's just Brittany Furlan. You got a follower on Brittany. How many followers do you have? Like 30 million. Yeah. How many? Like six million. Fucking insane.

Right. And then guys, listen to my podcast because you guys were on there. Yeah. Actually, you know what's so crazy? I had no idea how big your podcast was until I heard of your podcast and I've seen you guys do it. Thank you. But I had no idea how big it was until I looked at the comments on my video, on my video

that did with you guys and the numbers were doing crazy and I was like, what is happening? I was like, oh my gosh. And like I look at the comments and everyone's like, yeah, slept king in the house. Yes. I'm like, who slept king? You're in this kingdom now. I know. I'm in the slept kingdom.

Yeah. Yeah. It's so cool. Everyone's like slept king rules. Like, and I figured out you were slept king and I thought everyone was just playing a prank on me. I'm like, are they making fun of me? I have certain things to say to you in slept terms.

We have terms in the slept kingdom. Okay. Tell me. Nosotus papaya. Yeah. Yeah. That's what people were saying that too. You were writing that.

All my ideas. I was like, what's happening here? Are people cursing? Do you know what that means? Do you know what that means? No. We are papaya. No, it's we papaya.

We papaya. We okay. Makes sense. That's what Nosotus papaya. Everyone was writing that. It's on the video. And what does it mean? It means we're papaya.

I don't know. I don't know. I said it one day. Yeah. I said Nosotus papaya one day. You didn't say it one day. It was part of your mix, your mixtape. I have a mixtape.

I long would save the pelicans. Right. Save the pelicans. Very good. Would you? You have to. Oh my God. Dude.

I think dolphins lighter. I know. But I've seen videos online where they're like, they open up dolphins and sea creatures and they're filled with plastic straws. Yeah. Plastic. Yeah. And I used to do that all the time.

You bring like a bunch of big lighters to the ocean. What's an offering? As you know, through in their mouths, they're not thinking it was going to be, you know, but it's not good for them. They want to smoke some sea weed. They don't like it. Ooh. That joke.

We really have to change the environment. We really have to figure out this thing. We got to save the dogs. We got to do all kinds of stuff. All the animals need to be saved. What are we at? Time wise. Pass the rom-com.

90 minutes. Oh. That's insane. Too much. I really appreciate that about your podcast. I was so quick in and out of it. Yeah. My guys are like, wrap it up.

I get like a big sign. We got another one coming in. Oh. They turned me out. Like I'm like, oh no. No. You shouldn't do that either though. I know.

I get like no free like. Why don't, why can't, why can't you just do it? You have the means. Yeah. And the opportunity to do it in a place where you can, it's your place. Yeah. You can do it as long as you want.

Yeah. People work for you. Yeah. You shouldn't be in a place where they go, hey fucking, if somebody, if he did that to me, I go, oh, you want to lose your wrist? Cause I'll chop it off. You fucking fucker. Right.

Don't ever do this. If they ever do that, do your fucking Britney for a while. I didn't know who they were when I went in there. Really? Were they? Nothing. I love them. They are good.

I will say what I do. I do love it. I do love it because like they, they do get me a lot of brand deals, which I was not getting for a while. So I'm very grateful. You could do it on your own. That's fine. Yeah.

It's fine. Yeah. You know, I forgive them. But that's really sweet. I'm just so, you know what, you know, it's like, it's funny. We, we, we, we don't have a lot of, I'd like more women to be guests. Yeah. Aw, you should have more women.

I know, but it's like, I'm very picky about it. You know, and, and you're, you're just a no brainer to me. Like, and we were like, so excited. I'm so, we killed it. We love you so much here. I love you guys. I was actually so excited when you asked me. Yeah.

And then I was hoping Tommy would come, but he was like all nervous. Yeah, yeah. I would love to do one with him. Yeah. Us two and you two. I'll be fun. Yeah. But I just really just consider yourself my sister.

Aw, I love that. I love you guys. Give a round of applause. Yay. Yay. That was the longest. I honestly, I could have done another 30 minutes. And also that was the longest we've ever done.

I feel like that was the longest we've ever done. We have to pee so big? Go to the bathroom. Really? We'll be right back. Yeah. Because usually like sometimes 30 minutes in, I'm like, I can't do it anymore. No, I'm out.

Oh, this is her house. Like I'm out. All right. That's her house. Nope, it's her house. Hey guys, what an awesome episode with Brittany. That was fun. Thanks to everyone who wrote us an iTunes review this week.

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