TigerBelly - Episode 206: David So, Geo Antoinette & Asian Superman

Episode Date: August 7, 2019

Bobby earthquake shames. Khalyla wonders where the hot dogs go. David refuses the photo. Geo has respect for no one. We talk quitting JKNews, steak kryptonite, crafty Koreans, and sexy cousins.Support us by supporting our sponsors!www.patreon.com/tigerbellySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today Hey everybody in Bob. I'm your um Slap King. What's up? Wasn't for you. Okay. It was for you. I thought you were greeting the room. No, I everyone listening. Okay, all right Why would I talk to you like that? I don't give a fuck. I love you But I buy tickets for something. I'm anyway, I'm gonna be at some dates coming up Cleveland, Ohio August 15th through the 17th. I'll be at Hilarides Denver, Colorado at the Comedy Works August 22nd through the 24th Philadelphia, Pennsylvania September 12th through the 14th

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Go to bobbyleelive.com for ticket links. Yeah I miss fat. I really do why I don't like looking at you right now. I like it when you're fat Son of a bitch. That's what you're you know, you're better. I'm gonna say it on the thing Me the chaplet of divine mercy, what are you doing? Is he looking for a prayer? I'm doing a prayer in front I'm gonna do a prayer up front Sorry guys, I'm really tired, but today we're gonna make it work. Hey Red Bull buddies. Hey forever together Hey you They have it so right no name and Geo my favorite my hero. You're supposed to call me Gina, but it's all right

You don't even want to know what he called you yesterday. What'd I say again? Oh, yeah, I do What do you say? Oh, yeah, it's um David and Genevieve Genevieve Or there are gonna be Genevieve. He's nice. Yeah Oh, yeah, well, I think you're I think Oh, yeah, it's so stupid. You know, I have to be honest the start She has to do it five four three two Eternal father

Okay, that's not We're not doing that. I'm sorry. We're not doing that during the Lord. What am I doing my prayer dude? David so we're gonna start from the top when the thing is he gonna count down again Yeah, he's gonna count down again and then also no smiles. It's about the Lord. Yeah. No, go ahead man five four three two See that's what I'm saying. I haven't even started you know, it's you're giggling like a fuck you like your fat the fat fuck you are Okay, all right, and I'm gonna get no, I'm gonna get serious right now, dude. You know, all right

No, here's the thing with you too. All right Okay, I know right Laser eyes laser eyes cross-eyed Joe the guy you work with yes Choo choo choo choo, what's his name? Joe? That guy said some shit about me on his podcast Remember what he said he said something about I don't know forget, but it was like or wasn't a fan that said that No, somebody right, but I'm on to you and you guys don't do the older Asian respect thing that you're not Asia Yeah, I don't do anything But you don't do it, but let's start with it, but this is the proof you need to come up on what the fuck?

Yeah, yeah, right So go ahead Lord's prayer I counted it's not the Lord's prayer man. Let's just do it. Fuck it. Don't even do that. Okay? Eternal father I Are for you the body and blood soul and divinity of your dearly beloved son our Lord Jesus Christ In atonement for our sins and those of the whole world There's another one

For the sake of it, I'm not a preacher Because if I was here's imagine here's another one But if I all right if I was I would be in a compound somewhere in taxes really doing it with my guns Go finish finish your prayer father. Okay. Thank you, babe For the sake of his sorrowful passion have mercy on us in the whole world What is in conclusion three times you will recite these words? Oh, that's tell me what to do Oh

Holy God, holy mighty one, holy immortal one have mercy on us and I don't know I don't know what that means It's pretty crazy, but anyway, um, I appreciate I didn't say your name You don't say anything. I'm so sorry I've been you know what you guys are guests and I'm really appreciate yeah that you're here and you know I know you're a I appreciate that you're here and you guys are Regulars on our podcast and your family and I shouldn't open this way. I should open with more love. Yeah So here's the thing. I was a love. I'm gonna give it to you now. I appreciate you Can you look at me in the eye though when you say that you're one little bean or I?

You know what I'm happy you got it though. Yeah, you have one eye. That's like refried You're so brave. I can't talk to him like that. Yeah. Yeah, well cuz I don't respect anybody Oh, but he doesn't respect that you respect this man in front of you right now. I know he has I know so let me say this let me just I remember I haven't said your names, so we'll do that in a second, but um, I Want to say that I appreciate every one of you in here. I'm grateful and I To be in each other's wombs. Oh Feel the warmth. I love it kind of turning me on a little bit. Thank you. Thank you When you talk, it's like love urine on me. It's warm like you peeing on me. Yeah, I mean, I love it

All right, so um, I want to introduce people in the room and I do this every time and I don't give a fuck man You sleepers listening Tiger Belly listeners all that this is the way I am doing it today All right, there's no other fucking way to do it, but the way I'm doing it now and let's say something We got Gilbert go along big fan. Love it. You're diverse in the way you approach comedy Right, and you have different assets Are you good-looking? Yes? Oh? Look at that. Yes for your type There was no I believe I've loved it. Leave it. Leave it the guava juice time. I'll compare me to guava juice

Yeah, yeah. Oh my god. I see it. Yeah What's guava juice the guy right? Yeah. Yeah boy. I don't know who he is He's a slime. Yes, and it's have been stuff. I thought you guys were related. You are guava. Thank you Oh wasabi wasabi. Yeah Roy wasabi. I think we have my angel pack right here, man my backpack of angels Right here, man. She this one has to put up all kinds of shit my fucking I Do dark farts at night? Another world Like I fart and there's 19 different distinct smells. Jeez some food

But like more like sweet and sour more Asian he kind of pungent Yeah, right and then we've got like Saruman shit. I think he like he he really farts out like whole demons. Yeah. Yeah, it's a whole living Mass purple You know I mean regret Exactly. Oh pain shame pain shame disappointment To all disappoint my whole life is a disappointment We've got George and now George is working out. I can see his arms from back

He kind of looks like Tom Hardy a little bit. No Now I was kidding. We all know you're never gonna be that but um Good to see you and this little fucking rat fuck What did you do earlier? Tell him what he did so Bobby got up, you know just casually went to go Greet John and hug him and then John and me Lee turned away covered his crotch and closed his eyes. Yeah. Oh Shit, right Bobby didn't say anything. I didn't say it. It was probably could have been the way I walked it How did I walk in the room?

I wasn't here. You weren't here. How did I walk in the room? Come over here. Talk. How did I walk in the room? You also had your penis That's really the full story. That's the full story. Yeah, but in like his reaction. Okay. Okay. What would the appropriate reaction be? Just pretend that nothing's going on. That's impossible It's not impossible Damn, you're impossible. All right. Now we're now it's we're introducing our guests our beautiful guests You know, I'll be honest to you I'll go do like, you know, I'll go do on the road like I'll be in Madison, Wisconsin

I'll be a little like Boba place and then Right. Okay. I'll have a tie, you know, like a tie. I like the tie booba with the boba, right? They go we got that booba and then they'll go we know you Somebody will say that that works there. I go. Oh from what mad TV? No Tiger belly. No JK news. I get a lot of it You're the most popular guest and it's at the it's not even like it's love. Oh nice. Oh for sure excuse me

Because you're not you're not what I'm talking about. Okay, that's understandable I get because are you a part of it now? Are you still doing JK news? No, not anymore. Well, then there we go So what are you saying? I don't know you fucking deceiver Right, you should be a part of it. You're a strong. How did you find out he wasn't a part of it? I get okay. You know what the thing is is I'm a conduit of information. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is what it is I have what's a conduit mean a conduit is like a piece of metal Okay, right something like that. I had no idea what that meant me neither And I'm I'm a device that like what connects energy about the coagulate

To friend all right, the fabric is so thin I'm really trying to make eye contact a lot. Why do you smash it like that? I submit because my dick is smashable You can you can make like little animals with it's like putty. It's like a smash burger, right? Thank you That's a wonderful restaurant. So I want to thank you for all the times. I've done just kidding news It's given me an extra following. Yeah, it's a part of our success and that's why you're here And I want to introduce you. Okay, Geo. Thank you. Okay. Oh, I know I'm so honored and you All right I take and you

Okay, okay, why did you leave JK news? I love it. Well, let's let's talk about no, I started up a different traveling show called send foods and oh I have follow It's great That's good. You see Zen foods. Yeah, is that what he said? No, what do you say? Send foods like send news and the food is what it meant. You haven't seen a single episode Who's in it? Did you see the one that I'm in not just you weren't it? You saw me? Yeah, you're great. You fucking liar She's never she's never been on episode. You have a podcast too. Yes. I do. Yeah. Oh my god, Bobby

I have so much to tell you about this. So how did you find out he wasn't on JK news? The conduit thing, right? Yes. Guess how I found out. How'd you find out? I just stumbled on a YouTube video that said I'm not gonna be on JK news anymore. Okay. Well, first of all, let's talk about this Let's hear. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. It's so Fucking disrespectful because of the fact. Oh my god. You did it. They were like you did it when you were fat you Right. What does that mean? What I'm saying is that they took down a broken down fat. Yes fat chink Like you right who had nothing. Yeah, and then they couldn't nothing You at the time you had nothing and they brought you in then you had something. Yep, and then you left

He got fine. And then you're right. That's right. Well, let's let's talk about you being recognized for JK news and not even your own stuff Whoa The conduit has this challenge. Can you David is a different man? Real. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm even don't give a fuck. It's okay something you Shh What is this guy? I love you. My thank you. It's mass dragon. Yeah, here's the deal dude. All right That's not the truth then by respect what I just said What did you say that would they took you on when you were fat? Yes

You got on the show. Did that did their show make you a little more popular? No We started that show together at the same time Oh All right. Oh, okay. You didn't know that did you right? You don't know shit, babe. I don't know shit So all I am saying is is that let's suppose I started something with a group of people at the same time. Mm-hmm. And then I leave it You know, I usually tell the people that I'm leaving. I did doing it. I told you In your fucking face

Fucking be night You walk in here all Fuck I tried to do it I tried to defend you Fuck it. You know, it's in your face. He's my fucking friend though. He married us He didn't have the balls to tell me to my face. Well, here's the thing though I told Bart adjo and I assumed Bart was going to tell you that's where you fucked up. Okay. Yeah. All right

That's that's how bobby would I would betray me I would hear from like a third party that We're actually not together anymore. Okay. Yeah You'll find out through Gilbert. Hey clava bobby broke up On the podcast. Yeah, it would be like that on the podcast. Um, that's not how I go down um Because something that you don't know about me is is that and you can say

A million things about I have a lot of character defects. I don't do anything your flawless I don't know what you're a fat or whatever the list goes on. I lie I deceive I live in the shadows much like the dark night. I think you're trying to make yourself sound really cool You know what? He thinks he's Batman And you know, you that's what you were just watching like before they got here. You bastard This is where it's all coming from. I have a butler In a cave. I'm his butler

Yeah but um so You started that with them you left you're doing your own podcast now that I've never been on that I've never been on Okay, you feel my pain listen There are steps to this stuff. Oh Fuck the the reason why the reason why Is because you guys he's had people on like multiple times

Son of a bitch is because you guys are hitters. All right Her tell me who her husband. Uh, just everyone else. No, that's not everybody else Let me ask you something. Let me ask dad Cross-eyed joe do it. Yes. Okay. Well, he does it with me. So it's me and joe together. Oh, yeah, that's right You doing it with the guy another guy from the fucking just yeah, yeah Wow, get on and bobby. So you and cross-eyed joe are doing your cross-eyed joe are doing I don't give a fuck because that guy right there him and I have to have that conversation You know, you you and I are a little cross-eyed too, right? You are not cross. Oh, I am I am

Look at her. Yeah, I don't look people straight in the eye for too long because they start to drift this way You're crazy. You're not you're not cross-eyed And that's why I have to put outer outer lashes on the side or else it makes my eyes go No, you're fine as fuck. I don't even know what in some photos. He's fucking one eyes in the other socket This is one at the socket Yeah, sometimes it's just white I if he and I had a kid it'd be a cyclops. Oh our kid would be a Pyromaniac

But it wouldn't have a space in between it would just be one giant eye, right? Both of you are not cross-eyed. We're cross-eyed No, you're not fine. Well, you're doing it on purpose. I'm fine. So, um, You left. I haven't done. You know what? I'm probably at a point now with you. I don't want to do your podcast Yeah, don't even ask you were never offered It really burns it really does it hurts It really does but I'll let you have it because I you know, I respect you Why because I think that I honestly think that in terms of Asian guys That if somebody said to me

List me who you think You think is at your caliber In terms of skill set like ability and all that stuff. I would say you. Oh, wow Yeah, I would say to you. Um, if would they say, you know, they say jimmy oh, yeah, I'd be like I like jimmy oh yang. I think he's cute. He's a good actor. He's getting better As a stand-up. He is very good. There's nothing I have no problem with him. But um, do I think You know that you're more closer to me. Yeah That just made my whole year, right?

Um, it's kind of hard to believe what he's saying even though it's really sweet because he looks at you But then he looks off like he's thinking but when he says genuine things he looks around because he can't accept it Oh, okay. That's what it is. I've known about and that's why I said the things about it because he knows little things like that Oh, whereas you bean dip Oh, that was cute. All right, right. All right, that one. I like it you and your fiestas You guys love to do the fiestas. Yeah, right? Yeah, but I'm With the with the matador Spanish guitar

It's more like Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not like a big piece guitar. When you guys do this. Yeah with that one. What is that? Harp with a beast No, that's for Spain, bro. That's Spain. Well, then you don't do that. These are napkins When you guys serve tables, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is a tortilla Yeah, so you guys do that. I love your culture. It's great and what they're doing to you guys on the border is not right, but um I'm against it. It's getting deep. It's getting really deep. Yeah So, um, you left. No, how is your baby? Oh, he's great. She's cute. I follow him now. Are you two?

Oh, thank you. Yeah, he's great. He's entering the terrible twos. He has his own little personality right now Yeah, I think full grown human. He is he's got his opinions in his his own Shit, he wants to get done. Yeah, he's also, um You know, I think that with yeah, I mean, I you probably don't want to agree with me. Our baby's not gonna be that cute I'm just letting you know like right out the gate. Oh, it's but you guys are good-looking people It's gonna happen. We're not gonna be taika cute You never know ours ours. It'll be weird looking cute, but not like handsome cute. Yeah, but ours will have Bob is a good-looking guy. Thank you. Yeah, but like together

Yeah, because you're not looking you're looking at a 50 year old me No, I think that you're handsome, but both of our eyes are really set close together Yeah, and I have a big nose. Your nose is actually pretty good. I hope they get your nose I like your nose. No, my nose is very yeah, but you you go 50 50 So your nose and mine. Oh, it works. But the biggest that's not the biggest problem It's the width of our faces. You have cheeks galore. I know you have cheeks galore So it's just gonna be a boiled egg. Yeah You're a trip, but as long as it's not that head. Yep

It might be that head because I'm if I had that head dude, if I had that head, I would like leave it The flatness I leave the baby Yeah, everything about it. Do you have a big what size is your head? You read my fucking mind, bro I think it's seven and three quarters. No, it's not seven and three fucking quarters You could head butt the shit out of somebody. It might be it might be eight, but I force a seven I force a seven eight. He wears a seven on top of his head. It doesn't even so I can't put the whole thing on my head Dude, you're poor mother. Dude. What the fuck? Oh, no c-section because of that really poor stomach then she almost died Shut up. She lost a lot of blood. Yeah. Yeah, you have like, you know, um

The little Lannister's head he killed the mother to Tarion. Yeah, you haven't You're preparing me the Tarion Lannister Tarion killed the mom. You almost did your because you have a fucking Midge's head little people don't have big heads. It's just it just looks big in proportion. That is true. It's all yeah It's optical illusions. Yeah, it's optical. It's optical Science. Don't you love this optical right because you look at it. You know, is it a face? No, but there's a horse in it too the drawing the magic eye or you turn it sideways, right? And it's like people dancing, but but this way it's a thing. I like it

I love all that shit where you go cross-eyed and you see an image pop out magic eyes I have never been able to see not one of those. I do those every time. Can you do those? The the magic can you see it? We have one in my parents house in Phoenix and my brother's We've had it. My brother can't do it. I can't do it either. But you know, what it is is this I don't know if you guys know that what this is we're talking about, but it's a It's a painting of like the one that my parents have is an apple It doesn't like an apple, right? And they're like, but if you look into it because that's good little dance

You'll find to see a city. Oh crazy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, right? So but you have to see you have to have a glass you have to see through the glass and it comes up the city comes How does that shit work? Like I never understood that shit, but the issues have books of it constant. Yeah Yeah, and you had to go cross-eyed first only some people can do it. I think said poor people And poor people So, um, the baby is the baby is cute. Thank you. Yeah, I think so Is it is it everything they say? What about it? Like, yeah, it is it's hard and it's fun. I don't know what they say

What people go people go you have to get one It changed my life. Do you want a kid? I think that everyone's lying I really believe like when she said it just now I feel like you're lying like I drank the fucking Kool-Aid. Yeah. No, it's fun. It's hard We talk about the hard talk about the hard part It's hard about it. Well, I mean in the beginning you don't sleep I'm fucked already. Um, that's it. Uh, I don't know. He's pretty chill. Like he's a cool kid What because I woke up to I usually around 4 or 5 p.m. Oh man, you're gonna die. Whatever you would die

I'd have to change that but you have George though. George would take it to the kid me fine Yeah, I think you're good. Am I dead in this life in this situation? What time do you? Yeah, what time do you with normal? People hour seven like um if this morning she our alarm went off at like nine and she went to work out Go to the gym. So do you guys just see each other like three hours a day? Basically, and then I forced I pry my eyes open just so I could stay up till about 3 a.m. Or 4 a.m. Oh, we can like watch it together and then he yells at me for falling asleep during a movie when he doesn't start the movie till 3 30 in the morning, but you know what she does cute is that she'll leave during the morning do her thing I'll be dead asleep

And then when I wake up at five she's next to me in the bed sleeping. Oh cute. I'll pretend like oh, we will come together She'll pretend that she's there. How cute does that make you feel really good? No, no because it makes me feel like a loser Because then I go what did you do there? Oh, I did this that I went to the beach Venice Well, you have to lie tonight. Yeah. Yeah, you have to say you just woke up. I took her of the donkeys at the ranch What donkeys and then they and then she does all the stuff and then she comes home sleeps five hours and I'm still sleeping What time do you normally sleep this morning? I went to bed at nine in the morning Oh, shit. So you just woke up like before we got here. That's why we had to come late

Oh, you know what happened to me today this morning is my dog Gobi this morning you mean this evening What time is it? Where am I Monday? What are we doing? All right, so this is what happened last night What I do is I'll walk them The last time at three in the morning And then I'll go okay. I'll put them in the crate

So they poo peed I put water in there. I give them a hot dog As a as a as a you know a full hot dog a full hot dog half a hot dog There was no hot dog. Yeah, yeah, half a hot dog. There was no hot dog Sometimes I'll do full. I love how he reveals his truths on a podcast that he's been lying about for like six months Yeah, I'm always like where the fuck do the hot dogs go? Because I keep having to buy these like natural hot dogs And I have no like processed stuff in it Why do you keep buying hot dogs that if you if you know there's something wrong with it? Oh, I eat them

And he's been giving whole ones to the dog. No wonder why they have diarrhea Wait, why do you keep giving them hot dogs? They like it Don't have kids. They like Don't have kids. Why? Huh? Fuck you. Oh, you know what? They're just eating hot dogs all the time. There's diarrhea all the time Yep, you know, that's how I was right. Look, I turned out pretty good. Are you gonna have kids? Uh, I do want kids not not now, but eventually you have a woman Yeah

Oh my god, what's your name do entertainment stuff? So what's her name? Huh? Have I met her? Yes? Oh my god. Great. What's her name again? Oh, you know how shitty your memory is you didn't meet her. I said you got nervous Oh my god Oh, that was so That was good. That was some crafty korean shit dude. That's shit right there. So I never met her. No, you did it But you just you I know you backpedaled. That was fucking fast though. You said yes. Do you know why? I knew I never did but I could have

How can you knew you never did but you could have I've met so many people that I never met before And vice versa and vice versa, you know, I've met a lot of people that I don't remember Can you understand why I have nervous breakdowns every other day? We don't like he's the most confusing person to like argue with because he's not arguing at your level He's arguing in a way. That's like not even real life That you're just so tired and confused that you just get out of the argument I like how you're trying to relate to us. I know like, please understand. No, we can't you're with it You chose to be this we can't understand

David, how dare you first you weren't on his side. It's just he's a childhood hero. I'm always I can't I can't I can't help it See every time I see him. I can't help but smile. See He knows how to play the game. You fucking traitor He look at look at he's lost the my zeal What? Because when we first met he you could tell in his eyes the shine, huh? Nobody was like when he would look at me. It's like, oh my god, it's bobby lee Right that shine

He's and every time I meet him. He was so and now when I see him. He does look at me. He looks on the ground He he tries to the ground tries to he tries to like I walk I go you have to admit you're not as infatuated with me as you once bobby I just wrote an article about you as my idol for asian-american pacific month Was it last month? Yeah, I never saw the article. I know you said you didn't want to see it Oh, you did write an article It's like a small post. Yeah Is it an article? No, it's like a small post. They did like a whole campaign of respect your tweet. It's respect your elder

No, it's like a you know what a tweet is Oh, he's yes and no I'll answer that way. That's valid. Yes and no, okay So you so let me say something, okay You're good because you left the thing But you're still doing stuff with some of the guys and I you know, you guys drove up here together Yeah in the same car. Yeah, so I know there's just it's love. You're just from the same family Right over. I married them for crying out loud. I actually married them. I also married another

KC and Tiffany. All right. We'd like you stop fucking bragging. Would you marry us? Yeah, if we ever get married, you're pretty. Oh, he'd be really good. Oh, I would fucking do it. Well, you just could do it online It's easy. Oh, you can. Yeah. Oh, yeah Let me ask you something. Are you friends with all those guys in there? Like the one with the blue hair Are you trying to find drama or something? You want the tea? What's the girl's name with the blue hair? Tiffany. Tiffany. No, that's the skinny mexican one with the blue hair. No, there's another one. Oh, julia, asian. Yeah, the asian one with the blue hair.

Tiffany is the one that hasn't eaten in weeks, right? You got to feed her because she's gonna die soon Yeah, she can't even lift you can't she can't even lift over like a pencil. I saw the other day Yeah, when I was at your thing what thing what thing I went to the last time I did uh, just kidding Okay, it was like four months or five months ago Okay, but I started to pick up a pencil and it was so give me a pencil George Thank you

I mean, was that necessary? Give me a pen now. I had to do with it. It was three seconds of dead air for that Why was that so necessary now? I have to do something with this. I don't even know what I'm gonna do I don't even know if the camera's gonna get it. Like no one knows what the fuck's going on. This is like this is I just gonna do it She can't do it The payoff was so minimal. So so what are you trying to get at? What are you trying to get at? I love her Okay, okay. That's what I meant. Okay. So you like her who else is in there. Did you guys watch the fight?

Yes, oh my god. Yes, we watched that earlier. You saw it together. Yeah, masvidal The fastest knockout ever. I I love that guy You know what dude? I love ben askern though too. I like both of them He's corny man. He's corny to me too. And I why do you like masvidal? I'm gonna tell you the reason why I like masvidal because of his like street fight shit that he used to do back in the day Yeah, the fact that he could take that and become a contender in the ufc is amazing to me Yeah, me too And I also believe that he's real

He scares me. He's just like he scares you. Yeah, but the things that You know people are complaining because okay, so if you're not if you're not watching the ufc This guy named ben askern who is new to ufc, but he's an undefeated guy from bellator 1fc 1fc 1fc. 1fc. I'm my bellator I'm my bellator. It was a champion. He's been around for a long time unbeaten He plays it fights a guy named masvidal who they had beef and um Ben askern gets knocked out in five seconds a guy that's never lost before oh for sure. So people are giving uh, uh masvidal shit for Celebrating the way he did

So why the first thing he did was well because ben askern could have died. Oh look at the size of his head. I know I mean, it's fine. That's true. And he's never been knocked out before Ben askern actually defended that um when he was on ariel helwani show He was like, yeah, if you would have asked me if he was going to throw some extra shots at the end I would have been like, yeah, that's absolutely something he would have done like that's fully expected But when a guy's knocked out to the point where he's still like this No, but he gave the thumbs up. He was still good It was frozen. He was still like this frozen solid on his back like this

And then masvidal decides the best thing to fall on his back and do the same thing That was hilarious. I missed that part. It was so funny. Yeah, he leans down. He falls down like this But then in my head because my brother and I were like he could have died So how bad would he have felt if he went down like this? I don't think he would have felt bad at all And he turned over and the guy was dead That's fucked up. What kind of funny. I think what a masvidal is a serial killer I think he's a fucking serial killer the way he jokes and the way he says things and how he repeats stories. It's not real life I was defensive. I had my hands behind my back. That's some hood shit. That means you're gonna fuck somebody up

This means I'm gonna sock you in the face But in his defense, he goes, that's a hoodlum. I'm like, hoodlum, bro. What are you talking about as a maniac? So when I when I saw them just face off I I saw if you look at ben astron ben astron looked nervous because he's a crazy person Yeah, you know because he's not really talking to somebody who's like here on the earth. Yeah, all right That's a very good observation. It scared the fuck out of me. Just looking at him smile. I was like, oh Yeah, like nobody who would get in a cage with this guy He's a crazy person. Yeah, and then um, what are those guys that's been around so long that naturally you would think that

Oh, you know, he's fading a bit, but he just keeps getting better and better Yeah, that's another thing is is it because I didn't see him fight until dare until I didn't know who he was really Until dare until oh really? But then once I saw him be be tear until I did research And I watched all his fights from his beginning of his career because I have UFC fight pass Even when he loses or he's lost before just by a hair. I know this is exactly but no matter what always exciting Yeah, exciting and he's great. And then um, what else did you see like that night? Amanda Nunes just holly home That was such a weird fight though. Just because of how timid holly was I think when she felt first of all

I didn't realize like Amanda Nunes had bear claws for him Like did you see her mittens? They were cute. Yeah, she looked like mickey mouse And she looked and just kicked her upside that fucking holly homes But holly holly I thought made a really like big mistake there and I think that's a but that's what's scary about Amanda She just needs a tiny tiny error Out of her opponent and then she it's over I actually don't know why Amanda Nunes started becoming so great because I remember when she started off She had a very shaky start. Yeah, she did so what happened like what I remember

She fought was it Raquel Pennington even? I think she lost like Kaz and Ghana. I remember that Yeah, and she just got her shit together. She must have changed the camp to some shit. It's this friend Yep, yin gong. Oh, I'm sorry All right It's you know A lot of stand-ups are shitty for many many years But the one day They just have one show

That everything clicks and then there are different comedians after that night It takes sometimes a while. Some people are good right away like Chappelle. I heard When he was 16 was good right away. Robin Williams is great Right away, but there's some people that took forever and there's a spark Yeah, and then like, you know, someone like Sebastian Manoscalco Who I wouldn't say was somebody that you would bet on To be the greatest but over the he just became better and he didn't even know where his limit was He's still growing. He's getting better. It's scary

That dude is a beast, but when I saw him back in the day, I even came up to him. I said, don't do it again Your stand-up is terrible Why did you go out of your way to say that because he was a friend of he was a friend, you know in the beginning I was someone that had been around a little longer And I was just like it's not good But then like he started kept sticking around and became better and better and that's what happened Some people are journeymen and they get better as they get older. It's so funny though. How like there's some fighters where after a loss They it almost like energizes them and all their fights after that are amazing like Robert Whitaker

Right. Um, but then there are others who just gsp dude. He's a big one. I was like, wow, this guy's so boring I respect them. I respect them, but I don't like watching him fight. Yeah, but I mean like, you know, it really bummed me out Was Luke Rockhold that full broke his jaw so many fucking times and he just it's with the same hit the left hook It's like, come on, bro. Wow, you know much about I do know much about You know a lot about it. It's good. You too. It's I'm all right. Now. I don't know that much. So is that what happened this weekend sporting wise? Yeah, they came over Yeah, we just watched the fights because I you guys could really shame

Everyone in this place Is putting shame on america Oh Soccer. Yeah, that's what happened. Well, because it's soccer and the women's fuck watches that in america. USA want bro. I don't care Okay I love I love america That's gonna be clipped out You didn't wake up for it. I did I know but I saw a bunch of matches

Oh, okay, and I know what's going on. Did the earthquakes even wake you up from your slumber? No, oh my god That's not anything I wanted to talk to you guys about she was crazy Yeah, that he was asleep at 8 p.m. When that happened. He was asleep for all three remember in 4th of july There was one and I woke him up as a bobby earthquake. He was I'm gonna say something to you right now and I am going to I don't recall Maybe but I literally can't even in my mind. I've never felt one I can't even my mind in my mind. I can't look back and go. Oh, yeah. I remember when I was here

I've been in natural disasters before like what yeah when Hawaii was going to get hit by the tsunami Oh, but the tsunami didn't actually hit. I know but I was I had the bible And I was on the roof Hotel do that prayer and I was praying And everyone in the hotel was gone even the staff. So it was just me and my girlfriend at the time. Excuse me Christine I love that approval. Wow wearing a wetsuit with a bible Oh On a fucking rooftop of this gigantic hotel

Going we're gonna die here, baby. I was that that sirens going on. It was crazy But I've never felt a fucking earthquake. Have you guys ever been in the middle of like a calamity? Or like, you know, for some other nature. Never. No, thank god that that earthquake was the longest thing I've ever experienced That was a long one. I mean, I had time to text my friends like, yo, it's still going I'm like, yeah, it's still going crazy. Even the one in the morning that happened though I think because we've experienced so many these small tremors. Yeah, it's kind of like whatever. Yeah, that's the morning one Was a whatever because what happened when I was in bed when it shook and I literally woke up my My girlfriend I was like, hey, there's an earthquake. She just goes, huh, you know, and then she doesn't even care. Yeah

I'm fucking running out. Yeah, but when I've never heard anyone die from an earthquake. What? Wow, what a privileged life this because you live in california. So many people die of earth I know I've just seen in california if I was in but you've never heard of people dying from an earthquake ever Maybe if you know, earthquake that's in chile Oh, whatever, but not in like, you know, me right now He's earthquake shaming. Some guy in brent. I've never heard of your earthquake shaming My neighbor my neighbor in brent would walked out and he fell in a crack from the earthquake and he died and that's never Heard it happened before what's your point in saying that that they're just not

They're not one of those things where it's like to me tornadoes seem scared tornadoes seem scared. Those are scary Because your house is gone. Hmm With earthquakes if it hits hard your house didn't we have like a crazy one like in the 90s like the nerf It was like when I was like two years old or some shit when that happened. Okay, bro. I know I'm older, right? You're about 13 I just had a thought that really enraged me just now And the thought is this do you ever see the movie the impossible the cartoon was that one about no It was I think it was it called the impossible about the family that survives the

The tsunami that's in that was a real story. Yeah, so they make a movie about a white family with Naomi Watts and Ewan McGregor It's a great movie. It's a story of survival Of a family a white family being ripped apart wherever they are in Thailand or wherever they are when the tsunami hits, right? But how many people asians died in that fucking thing and they didn't get recognized They never made a single movie About the millions of asians the Thai people that died like all along the coasts of all those So you do know people that have died from earthquakes. No tsunami. That's from a tsunami No, that's tsunami is a result of an earthquake in the middle of the ocean, sweetie

It's a displacement of water tsunami just won't happen by itself That's funny to you. That's funny to you. Fuck you red fucker. Oh dear you man. All right, I'm wrong Okay Was your point? Oh, there's no point. Oh, okay. Sometimes geo. Yeah. Yeah, you fucking bean fog. Yeah. Yeah, yeah So what was the story you would have written then for uh, Nobody ever uses that like ever No, the thing is is this is it's just that, you know, I want to see because I was thinking to myself

I would love to see asians asian survival story in a tsunami. Why don't you make one? Okay, you could do it. Yeah, I believe in you, but it's got to be a true story that happens Well, I'm sure Well, what if I would produce it I would like maybe like hire Like real age Chinese actors to do it. Well, they were all Thai, but you know, no people died all over Asia during that Indonesia, okay, Thailand. You should do the uh, I don't like her facts But not I hate but not China is what I'm saying. No one in China died. I would love to see you in a serious world I think you fucking kill it, dude

Yeah, I've always been saying I think you kill it. Yeah You need an extra long glove and a long cigarette I think you would fucking kill it. Yeah, that's interesting just because of your like personal life story is so tragic, you know You could just take you know, just like you're the stuff. Well, you just said my personal story is very tragic It's very tragic. You know the stuff that you joke about it comes from a real place. Yeah So if you could just harness that but my my life, right My life is very similar To most people's lives. No way. No, you sucked a lot of dick as a kid. That's something that's very unique

Yeah, I've never I don't know. It's me going cut Yeah, no, we're not gonna edit it. But like if I was a director, I'd be like cut that guy do it again You know what I mean, but you know how they do that. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah I think you should have been cast in Little Mermaid in my opinion. What world? Well, they made they made the mermaid black. Oh, you be Sebastian. There we go She's not flounder. Is she she's seagull aquafina. I think dude good for her Yeah, that bitch get everything dude. Yeah, her management. She's killing it. Yeah scuttle. She's scuttle

She's killing it. I feel like she came out of nowhere. He's killing it Uh, ken jung's killing it, right? Who else is killing it? Randall's killing it Allie wong's are you sad? You're killing it too, dude. You have tiger belly Wow, look at that dead silence That's true You have one of the most popular podcasts out there, dude. You're fucking You know what? It's funny because um, I go to Allie and I would I sit over there? There I go

Can you do a tiger belly? She goes, I can't tell you what she said, but basically it was a no I can't tell you what she said, but no But she goes on Ellen and then ken jung, I know it's not yeah, and then ken jung I asked him to do tiger belly and he's flat out said no way No way Is it no because they're busy or because the they're afraid that I'm going to bring up things From the past. Well, that's just what I do. Yeah And people want to run away from their past

But I know things about the people That can never say out loud. I really wish you would though. I know I want to know But I know things about all of them. It's like he's trying to tell you with his eyes right now the secrets Where are you? It's time traveling You know, but you know, I have tiger bell and people come up to me and they go Oh, you you're doing it Right big time with tiger belly

And without tiger belly, I would have nothing I think I mean think about what you know the tiger belly Thanks to these guys in the room. Give them a round of applause. Oh my gosh Even this room What do you guys I like he said round of applause round of applause for them One two, he went come on guys That's it two claps round of applause for everybody, you know What do you guys think about everyone crying about a black little mermaid?

Oh, were people actually upset about that? I think that's a joke. Yeah, they're like not my aerial hashtag not my aerial That's pretty funny. Oh, really? Well, who do they want to cast for it then? Just basically a red-haired headed paleskin white girl the fuck cares. There's a fucking I know I do Oh, you want the hot bob even never even seen the little I don't care. It's just based on this though. Okay. No, annie What when they made black annie? What's what's annie? Annie was a hard knock life. Oh Annie was a musical with this red-haired white freak Right freak of nature. She was pale. This is why I said that

And she sings and she's an orphan. It was I saw the Musical the movie. Mm-hmm. That was a good one. Yeah Are you talking about the new one? No, the new one that was One of the worst movies ever made but that's not because annie was black It was because he probably had shitty writing and everything else. I don't know You're right, but they're shitty writing. They're definitely casting hers. I mean, it's just but I know But I'm just saying though. It's like if they like if they made superman black or Filipino No, fighter man, great. I have a problem with that though. That should be no

I just don't think that like you're you know, it's like why do all superheroes have to be fucking white? Because I want my mermaid black. She's not black though. Well now. That's a new generation Yeah, real is white, right? Is a fictional character. She's not real. It's not based on a real person You know, she's half human half fish, right? Yeah Oh, that's true. That's true. Well, I guess I mean if you Well, mermaids are what what what cultures that a part of They're they're a part of Celtic or some shit or what like what is it? Yeah, we'll say kill. No, no, no It's a Danish is it or Denmark because they have Copenhagen

They have them. I guess I guess that would be somebody's standpoint, but the original idea of a mermaid is actually from pirates who used to mistake um, um Manatees when the kelp would go over their heads and at night the sailors would be drunk and we've seen so many black manatees Come on. My god, stop it. They're white manatees That's your next special. Oh, I'm just trying to look at other sided things I could really give a fuck less is a cartoonist an adaptation who really cares And there's really like no one more attached to the little mermaid than me And when I found out the news, I was so it didn't tease me. It's like, yeah, wonderful. Great. I would love a Filipino superhero

I'm gonna say something. We do have one. There is a new one. I think marvel just uh came out with a Filipino superhero Puttang in a hero You're hot. You're hot Puttang in a cape. Okay. So marvel's newest superhero is a Filipino woman and her name is wave Yeah, she looks pretty badass. Well, let's see what she looks like. So water She's like waterlady Oh, she doesn't even look Filipino at all though. She looks latina. She doesn't look white. That looks like Selena Quintanilla Yeah, wait, what's her full name? Selena's what? What's her full name? I don't know. Is she a mutant? What is she?

She's part of the aqua world in marvel Agents of Atlas team marvel and I think that's tight because this new generation is gonna grow up and be like, oh, shit That looks kind of like me No, Bobby imagine you grew up with an asian superman you'd feel like you can do some shit Asian superman would be so fucking funny Well, they did bright burns. So why don't we do an asian superman? Brightburn. Why why would you compare it to bright burn? Is that it was the story of superman, but if he was evil and anti yeah, right? So yeah, so by the superman

Now asian superman would be different than regular superman. I know what way. Yeah. Well, first of all like give you a lot shorter That's for sure, but you're tall as fuck. What are you talking about? Yeah, but I'm a Korean though That's different. But as As an asian you don't have to do the Clark Kent glasses. Oh, look like everyone else anyway Right because you wouldn't have to put that right I guess because you'd be at whatever the newspaper that he works at Clark Kent Even though if I wasn't wearing the glass and they're like, you look like superman. Yeah, but so does jack Jack down the jack jack jack down the hallway. Looks like that. Why is it an asian his name is jack jack?

She was thinking of jackie chad. Thank you I call him jack by the way We're tied like that. Yeah, we're tied that way but um Yeah, so he wouldn't have to do that and then would lois lane would have to would lois lane have to be white Or she would they make her filipino anything. They should be filipino No, any other asians fine. All right. So oh, so it's all asian cast here. So I would play Clark Kent. I'm out of this company. Like it's no listen. So as an asian superman, that's actually that actually works Yeah, lois lane. It's lois lanes, mexican. Mexican, right? Let's do that. Genevieve. So so genevieve's mexican and she is in the Clark Kent

And then who is now lex luther white or what? Oh, yeah, definitely. Michael rosenbaum. Yeah Oh, Michael rosenbaum definitely white. Yeah, I don't think I've ever looked at comic book superheroes and thought about their ethnicity though I don't think I've ever done that. I just thought they were just well because that's what you grew up seeing though Yeah, but I never thought like man. I wish she was asian. So I could be a superhero I just thought you didn't even know you had that option though I don't give a fuck man because if there were if you could compare and you're like, oh, shit This guy looked so I think that's why I have a place in my heart for I love lucy because she's mexican. No her husband was Cuban, that's true. Yeah, I think he was spanish and I'm like, oh, fuck. I love that

Oh, really? I didn't feel that at all like superman was still dope because he was superman Like I didn't feel like I could not be superman because he was white I think it might be different for a girl though, especially because we had a lot of disney princesses Okay, okay, and like well one of my best friends. Um, she's black and she never I could ever feel like she had She could ever be a disney princess. Yeah, and that's something that she actually harbors in her heart Oh, shit like resentment. What about jasmine from Aladdin? Uh, I connected with her hella hard No, pocahontas

Oh, yeah, you guys got pocahontas. You look like pocahontas actually. You really do. Yeah, legit. What the fuck? I'm gonna talk about me or talking about my black friend. I don't know who's pocahontas Am I supposed to defend you or what? What's going on? But with this wave character real quick, um before we Is that In order for them to do a movie they have to do a years of the comic to build Right, she's not history. She's just in the comic books. Okay. Good. She's not out So in 15 years they can probably do a movie. Yeah, I wanted you to build the history and the folklore of And I'm so glad that they chose something water related. Yeah, because that's so true

True to like a culture of like being you know of the ocean Oh, it's tired because you swim a lot. You swim with sharks and shit and all the stupid stuff. Why do you do that? What the fuck is that about? I don't swim with sharks on the daily David. No, I did that like once I think she's jumping in the oceans already kind of nuts Like you just like California like sparing fucking oysters and shit. I don't know but every time I see you on instagram You're in the ocean. Just like killing things. That is true. Yeah. Oh, so why why haven't we all you know what? Think about this your team Which is you know the funny, you know, you guys just kidding news, right your team

And tiger belly Do a joint thing where we go on a vacation together. Let's do it because you don't like us. You don't want to hang out with us You fucking idiot How many times have you been in this podcast? Twice this is your second time. Yeah She hasn't done it before that David has it might be time for record for so you've done it four times Okay, you were on our podcast. So three. Okay, so um We haven't had a woman do it more than once

Asa It's not from asa So We haven't had a woman do it more than once asa It's not from asa So see, so see bacon. You did twice. So you're tired with no, you're losing that whatever I'll tell you why we're not losing it because I've had niki glade. I said thousand whitney cum I've had so many people right because they one time you you did your second time

Did you ask them and they were like no, I'm too busy. No, they're just like we're done with it They did it one time, but you did it again. You're invited again because of the family you fucking idiot. Oh, thank you You fucking moron, man All right, I'm not you know what I don't I love it. I don't give a fuck. You just called me family. I win You seem very you seem very unattainable though. What do you mean? Like let's just say for example, somebody was robbing me at gunpoint. Yeah, you're my only contact I'm just gonna get robbed at gunpoint because Because you would never respond to a text. No, if I was with you though, you wouldn't be rubbed at gaga

If like I was wrong, I was in the car. Let's I was in the car looking at you being robbed, right? I would probably offer him my body Oh, yeah, but he doesn't want a rubbing for a robber. Maybe I gotta suck your dick Leave him alone. He might shoot you outside That's very nice of you. Would you really I appreciate your life But all the things that you could offer before dick sucking. Why wouldn't you exhaust all of their options like money? Do you want money? I go straight to dick sucking. Yeah, he knows what it's good at He knows what he's got. No, I'm not good at it. Don't say that. Oh fuck. You're right. There are other options. Don't compliment me. Yeah

Yeah, yeah, I'm not I'm not good at it. All right. You're fucking idiot. I didn't do it. I first of all He's great at it. He's like all gums back there. It's just Are you really can you open your mouth? You see right like very good. Oh, yeah Wait, how do you what happened? It doesn't oh my god. How does the other take me to the front? We went to this really fancy steakhouse And I'm like, are you sure you want to you know, this is a steakhouse and you know, you can't chew me That's your kryptonite. Yes, it's kryptonite. He can't chew me. That's an asian superman's kryptonite. I know And don't give me steak

I cannot chew it. I'm gonna leave you on an island with just a bunch of de braga steak You can't do anything with it It's the saddest thing you'll ever see because you see him order a bunch of appetizers because you know He's thinking he's gonna struggle with a steak He's just mashed potatoes so he gets biscuits and everything and once his steak comes I had to chew it in the front of my mouth. Yeah, and then he has to throw it in his mouth like this like So the the meat's just sticking out of my mouth. Yeah, it's real. I guess Why does it hurts in the back? Why don't you want to get teeth? I have I have like a

Yeah, I have an implant so he has to swallow a big blob of meat hole to not Offend the chef because like how's the food and he comes over and he's like Like swallowing. Yeah, I'll swallow a whole meat chunk without chewing That's how ducks eat black Do you eat like a fucking duck bro? I do So I can't chew meat. Do you have money fix them? I know because you have to put a bolt in the bone Yeah, I have it. I have an implant. Yeah, Gary. Do you have a bolt too? Yeah Freak with the hell. I know I have fucked up teeth. I know but I have teeth

I know but when you have so many missing They have to do a lot more You know the dentist that does my mom's implants. She he says you only need one on this side I know but the thing is is that the but the he doesn't know that my gums Are destroyed What happened to your gums? They got all kinds of things going on ginger ginger all kinds of stuff. Wait, why don't you just clean yourself? I brush have you seen I started flush flossing just recently, but you don't you can't floss anything. There's no teeth

So you just need a One I just do one gap and that's what we're doing. You just take the flask. You're rubbing across it That's very good You're very fun, but you would love steak bill. I'm telling you it's delicious. You should try some time He just sucks all the flavor. I do eat it. I just don't eat it the way you eat it right You would have to chew it for him and then give it to him like a mama bird. What's the last time you had beef turkey? Oh, shit last night

Okay, but again, yeah, because I no no no because I I found a beef. Are you sucking on it? No, I found a very good beef jerky where it's thinly sliced. Oh, and they're more shredded Right. So what I do is I suck it Until it gets real soft. You just told me you don't suck it when I asked you do you suck it and you said no Oh, I think you meant penises I don't suck penises but beef jerky I do Okay, so I know but this particular one I'll suck it and then what happens it gets real brittle And soft and I can just massage it with my gums

And it gets shredded up. It works. It's like the worst way to eat beef jerky ever. Uh tiger belly patreon people. Can we Yeah, I can afford it. You have to get it done. I don't want to I don't need it Just get one. Did you get a two tooth? I don't want a two tooth. What if I buy it for you? It's not about that It's not about money. That's not what I said. I'm gifting. It's a gift from my heart I would grab it and go. Thank you and have it Right in the box wherever comes the pete. It doesn't come in amazon prime You know, it doesn't come shifty. Oh, it doesn't come like that There's no kid. You just get you do yourself do yourself kid

Anyway, what up what you can get the tooth, right? Let me ask you something. Could I buy a fake tooth? Absolutely put it in my mouth, but not put it in you could probably buy a real tooth It's not by that And I'll go. Thank you. Geo, but you don't miss just like eating steak. I eat it. Fucker. Just in my own way No, you disintegrate it. You don't I know It waits three hours for the melt in his mouth. Anyway, um It's hard. I can't eat a lot of things. You have to eat really marbled meats

The thing you always choose really tough meats. I know you need the marbling. I like private room private room. I can eat That's good. That's fatty. That's what I had today today Um fat black, but you know, it's weird. I'm when I ate dinner with fat black aircrafting. Okay. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah So fat black was like who is that black was a guru Let's go. That's how we sound. That's how our griffin talks. Yeah, you He's a great guy. You're one of my best friends. I love him, but you go And I go, where do you want to go? I go, okay, let's go and yeah, anyway, I got

That prime rip was good. You ordered short rib is pretty. Um, it's pretty fatty pretty fat. Yeah, he couldn't see that What else? What other parts of your body are missing? Yeah, what's going on with you, man? I have a lot Like I'll show another thing that's happening. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, show me the foot getting worse Okay This she's a lady you shave You know what good for you. I would never in a million years think that you shaved I don't shave. You do shave. I saw it Is

No, alopecia, you would have nothing. It's not smooth. It's prickly. Yeah, I had a look I don't know how much she doesn't see you as a sexual object. She wasn't fazed by that at all. She just went interesting That's so You know what I just noticed that what you said that a little offensive, huh? It's not offensive, but you're right and it because we're family. That's not what it is Oh, don't do this, you know with emily I don't have an age These are seven. Yeah. Listen

What I noticed though is At comedy clubs, you know christelia or somebody like that will be around a lot of women Yeah, and women they talk to me like I'm an old man There's no sex. I like I don't give off sexual vibes. Yeah, so people just now I I think I'm at that age now where I'm pretty genuine. I don't think it has to do with your age I think that you're in a relationship and it's the vibe that you give off like I do. Yeah, I don't I don't For but have you ever given off those like sexy vibes before though? I think he did I think when I first met him, he was definitely, you know, um, he gave that off like how does he flirt?

Real good. No, it's real good. Let me hear. Oh, can we see it though? I want to go man. I want to hear this I gotta learn real quick. Like, hey, one of his lines that oh my god. Do you have fucking lines? They're good Thank you. Gil I don't know my lines. Tell him. Yeah, what favorite one that he always used to use was I enjoy you All the time, right? That's why they're together. I don't get it. Yeah, I don't get it either. That's pretty amazing. I don't get it See, yeah, go ahead. Okay. What's another line?

God Do I want to do it? Yeah, you do. Of course. I saw your shit girl. Of course. I want to know he's very I think that maybe It's not flirting and maybe it's just his the way I perceive it as flirting But he he's cute. Like he was like, look, I punctuated for you. He'll do things like that Or I'll like not sexual like it's it's vulnerable though. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you don't do that anymore Punctuate Run on sentino, you know, you know, you know, you know, what's scary about being not scary But what's great about being in a relationship this long and what I need to learn because I've never been in a relationship

This this long is that to realize that she still has needs And she still has feelings and she still she does And she um Chinese robot, I know but she still needs um Attentiveness, right? Very basic. This is a recent realization of yours. I just saying that I'm a living breathing human I know but because I'm waiting for the you he's like, she needs water She needs you need to feed it. You need to feed it and you need to fucking, you know, give it sunlight for it to grow You know what? Pussy's still there

They're still warmth In the vaget area. Wait, you made it about yourself. You were talking about her. No, she's great And here's what it is is that I take her for granted I When it comes to every aspect of my life I completely and utterly take her for granted and it's I have so much shame about it Because I'm lost In my in my whole life. I feel that now. I just walk around today. I had a meeting with

Eric Griffin j. Lawson and guys from atc, you know about this special I'm doing And they're I want to do a comedy special and um and I'm we're meeting They're gonna help me produce and get a director and all that stuff and I I I just have such low self-esteem and um fear And I don't know what I'm doing in life

I feel like there's everybody though. Do you guys especially since you You guys are similar in the sense that people know you're significant others and it's sort of out there Do you ever feel the pressure to You know operate and You know up here like you're like a strong down for each other couple No in the beginning I did because I just didn't understand this whole world Yeah, so in the beginning I always wanted to appear appear like we were good like everything's peachy. We're like always happy

Yeah, now I don't give a fuck though. Yeah. Oh, you don't no Yeah, I don't post about her too much, but when I do it's it's it's few and far between Yeah, but she works a regular job. Yeah, you know, she's a regular-ass person. So like mind you she we can't Be as open about our stuff because it affects her personal image when she goes for job stuff So for me, I'm very mindful of that. Yeah, you know and with her too like like for example Let's say we go out right if somebody comes up and they're just like, oh, you know, they was so can I get a picture That's all pending on if she's okay with it. Oh, that's beautiful. Do you because like for example, I was at disneyland It came up to me and he was like, hey, man, can I get a picture?

And I was like, hey, I'm actually on a date right now. So no, it was nice to meet you He goes, oh, but I came from Chicago. I was like, I don't care if you're from Chicago. Yeah, and then Maryl was like, hey It's okay. And I was like, okay, cool. We'll take a picture of that. Oh, that's a considerate. Yeah So no, no, no But the kid was the kid was really sweet. It's just like for me I don't like her having to wait for me for stuff that feels like it's a fucking photo every time He always takes a photo even if he has like you take the photo every fucking time the guy listen kid Davey kiddo. All right. Let me tell you something. Just listen to me now. Okay

Let me say something. Oh, you're in trouble This kid sees you at disneyland. Yes, there's the fat skinny guy from jack's kidding me All right, I liked him better when he was fat, but he's here. So we're here, right? I don't I want a photo, but I you know, it's so hard to ask. I've asked for photos For photos of people that I'm a fan of yeah, and they've said no And did they say no like the way I say no though They said no in even a better way, which is well like hey, no, I'm working right now But maybe afterwards, you know, even that hurts me. Well, then you're a weak man

I want to say this dude That is the nicest thing I've ever heard in my life. Can I say because I'm gonna say this though every fan No matter when they ask even at dinner I hate doing it. It's rude But they asked I will do it because They took a risk, right? And they like me some of them don't don't ever act like it's a risk though They just intrude on your privacy like mid-tube like remember that one time where you were eating all those beats

And like you had all this red juice all like splattered all over your face And like this person just like grabbed you and he's like Wait, yeah beats He loves beats and it's even funnier because I know he has no teeth, so I'm like that's the only shit he can eat But it has how how long was it boiled for? You know, it's like a bloody thing too. So it's kind of reminds me Yeah, and remember and he just grabbed you already took his phone out And that's like that actually happens quite frequently with him Yeah, but at Disneyland if some guy comes up to me goes, I'm not gonna look at you. Is it okay?

Yeah, no, but here's the thing though. Like first of all that kid very polite, you know, I you're making your side even worse The kid was very polite, but when it comes to a hierarchy of who's important to me. Yeah, she's always gonna come first. Yeah, so If I'm working all the time and there's a it's very few and far between she and I get to have this good couple moment We're having a great day. Yeah, I'm going to take the opportunity to have a great day with her Yeah, having her wait for me to take a picture with somebody else. Yes. I get it the kids like you're these people support me I understand. But if I'm polite enough to say, hey man, do you mind if I do this and you keep pressing me? Yeah, I want to get started get a little pissed off because now you're not respecting my space I shake your hand. I'll give you a hug. Oh, whatever you like, but right now

I'm not going to go out of my way to take this photo because she's standing there like a dumb ass Yeah, and it makes me feel bad. Do you say no? Um, yeah, I don't agree to that. Sorry. I think it's beautiful. Um, but I just feel I feel bad Yeah, I feel bad too. But also for you too. You're also somebody who vlogs daily too. I don't fuck with that vibe Yeah, that's not me. Yeah, but you know what? You are right though Why do you have to carry the emotional labor of saying no when really if it's a boundary then it's a boundary, right? Well, because without them then I'm not anything Exactly, but that's why you get the hug. You get the thank you. Yeah, you get the high five. Whatever. Yeah, and the attention

Yeah, exactly. But the fuck the thing I do do and not to make myself sound like fucking Oh, I would never do but the fuck the thing I do do is if I see you know, you could tell like people already make the face like Oh, yeah, and you it's like, oh fuck what I I just hide That's fucked up. That's just that's worse than me. I reckon I actually acknowledge. Yeah. Yeah, right. I'm a piece of Yeah, I make eye contact. You know what? You're a person and I respect you. Yep. Yep. Yeah, I said I'm a piece of shit Yeah, but I hide because I'm just like oh interaction with humans No, because I also want people to understand too like if you have that freedom and ability to say no to people I should have that too, you know, and it's like like I said, I fucking love you. I respect you

Thank you for supporting me. Let me just give you a hug and a handshake. Yeah, you don't have to document this You know what and you do feel kind of used a little bit because they're like, hey can't take a picture They take a bit and they take off and you're like, oh, I don't even feel you Okay, but you're talking like from a guy who Is around people that people recognize right? That's your business, right? Like I like I'm constantly around Theo von or, you know, you know comics, you know big comics, right? David spade I had I had dinner with her last you know, I mean I hang out with people him. He looks like a girl to me

Sorry, David, but um, but the thing is is that But this kid in disneyland, right? probably lives Somewhere that you don't live, right? Never it runs into anybody that's famous that he recognizes from anywhere, right? A lot of people have one or two Brush brushes with people that are celebrities or whatever, right? he

Walks through his fear to ask for a photo and he got a fucking hug. Yeah, he gave a I gave him a full-on hug Did you squeeze his butt though? I fucking went into his penis hole. I stuck my fingers And I just If you did if you did that then that's fine Yeah, because for me is like this is like dude. I was happy to see you. I showed my appreciation It's just a picture of having her stand there makes me feel bad. Yeah, like it's just how he's doing it for his girl Honestly, and I think that that's I I totally get it's how I grew up like I always tell people too if I'm This is just a pet peeve of mine. If I'm eating let me just eat. I'm hungry

Yeah, and you know, this is what I've had to do and I really don't mind I always say go take your pictures or whatever But I hate it when I'm right next to him and I'm trapped in a corner Yes, and like if we're if he's eating right and someone asks for a photo and now I have to like lean this way So I'm not in the photo and I just see this person like this, you know And it would be different if the photo happens and it's just the photo click go But it's always photo conversation conversation conversation and I just feel this awkwardness that she has or if it's my parents or my friends I want to spend that time with those people personal interaction for me is a huge thing

Like the the the everything else about the whole, you know, YouTube and people recognize me stuff That was just an extra thing that happened. Yeah, right? I just feel like it's a part of your job But that's we have we disagree He's talking about when he's out with his I didn't matter because I'm just saying that like if I'm with delia or comics we Every time even with it with them with the with the relationship. That's because you like the way it makes you feel It's not that it is because no, I'll tell you why because it doesn't I don't want to do it That's the thing. I don't want to do it. You think that I want to do it. That's offensive because I want to do it

That's fine because I still do it anyway. I love my fans. Yeah, you want to do it You don't want it you want to do it, but you don't do it, but I do it every time and I'll tell you the reason You take her for granted. That's it. It's not that it's not that it's just this is that she knows that I make my money off of ticket sales And word of mouth. All right The other day I there was a fat guy that hangs out at the comedy store That's all I know him as a fat white guy And he's always like looking at me mean too. So one day I said to him I go last week I said

Yeah, you don't like me, huh? I just said that he goes no, I just I just I don't know you I got that's fine He goes, but I know this woman she runs. I don't know who this woman is But she goes she runs comic con I don't know what she does She hates you Oh to me Into my head. I'm like, what the what's her name is. I don't want to say her name, but she hates you dude

And I go why it's because I dissed her in a certain way back in the day Either she wanted a photo. I'm being real. I know but it was probably your delivery And this guy carries it with you. You're confrontational right now, but I'm saying my Fuck around right now dude. I love you. I respect you being here You know that guy was like, oh, I don't talk to you because I don't know you it seems like he's carrying the grudge Yeah, for like for me like you fucking know him because you know chick who hates him Yeah, I guess for me too like I would prefer I got to meet somebody that I respect He gives me a handshake and a hug and says thank you versus I don't have a camera and you're right

And I think that's also a problem Is that we always have to Have proof of an of an encounter. Why does that have to be the case? Like why can't we just have like why is that? you know if It if you don't if there's no proof it didn't happen kind of bullshit and I hate that. Yeah, it's not owed to anybody I guess maybe for me on a if I look at on the flip side I would prefer that somebody I look up to shake my hand and hug me rather than I agree So I thought I in my mind if I ask Brad Pitt for a photo and he says no, I'm shattered for life

And if you hold on that's not true because Mike Bissping this do you remember because he you guess what? He was his wife. He was on his on a date with his wife who he doesn't He hadn't spent time with in a long time I am and Mike Bissping said hey, sorry not today And he told and then what did I do bring him on the podcast? No, what I do. I started talking shit about him On every podcast I had mentioned that Michael right that Michael Bissping did that hot attention when he was here He did my podcast. Did you tell him that story? Yeah? Oh, yeah The reason why he did this podcast was that I was talking shit by under the background on the podcast

Because he pissed me right so when you diss me It's not cool. And I'm gonna talk about you for life. Yeah, but you pick your battles fucking weird, man Why? I don't fucking go in on what I don't fuck. I don't give a fuck crush me. Hey, how about this put me in a kumura Put me in a kumura. I'll die because I'd rather do it. I would rather be twisted In a twist or kumura right honorable, right then fucking then being treated like a bitch But Mike Bissping didn't diss you though He just you you took it as a diss. Yeah, he was super respectful to you

He acknowledged you as a person said hey not today And for me, Mike Bissping talked to me and he talked to me like a human being and he said not today And you know what's even worse Is that he told that story, but it was a lie because Mike Bissping did take a photo with him Wow the story unfolds You anyway Seedful human being you know how he got it done. Yeah, because Joey Diaz was talking to Mike Bissping and he goes to Joey Diaz He's like, hey, can you tell him who I am?

Yeah, that's fucking funny And tell him I'm somebody tell him he needs to take a picture with me. I will tell you this right now And then he did It worked right so I'm saying I'm gonna tell you this right now tip my friend right That guy from Disneyland right if you found out that he is the producer of all the avenger movies or a marvel movie Kevin Feige right you would then you and you you found out after you said no you would then go up to him I could give a buck. Why would you live your life that way like I'm a tiger. You don't suck dick. That's that's pretty. That's like dick-sucking. Yeah, but it's fine. Anyway, let's uh

Let's go back to the prayers Let's go back to the prayer. I think we need to go back to the prayer. I think it started weird. All right We do the whole father. I offer you the body and blood soul and divinity of your dearly beloved son our lord Jesus Christ in atonement for our sins and those of the whole world Feels good. Um, do we have an unhelpful advice? We have some patreon questions for david and that's not what I asked you We do have an unhelpful advice. Okay, then do the other one then Okay See I soak at the confusion. I know it's so hard

Uh, I like how you roll with it though. That's awesome. He's the best. This guy is clever. He's professional for sure He's the best Uh, we didn't see it on display tonight, but david said this is from uh, joshua sites david so and geo acklick They hate each other ask them what their favorite thing about each other is Oh, god Because you guys are a pretty you guys have an interesting you go first No, fuck you. You go. No, you can't do it. I have to think about it before we they even get into it I want to say I went out to get them

Right because their car was outside and I was staring at them through the window. I thought you were smoking You were just watching them. Yeah, and we were looking at each other and they were eating Bread together. Oh, you're just car bloating. Only best friends break bread. No, I was eating by myself Did you do the bread? No, I was just drinking Yeah, okay. So anyway, go ahead answer the question. Uh, what do I like about you? Oh, I I can't wait. Here we go Uh, wait, are we trying to be funny? No, I'm real real. This is for the go more real Um, I like that david's actually a genuinely nice person He's actually really sweet like what you see is what you get. He has your back. He's super loyal

Uh, he has a really dope moral compass that I really admire. Oh, I told you I fucking kill for you, dude He would kill for I believe that I believe that yeah He'll he'll I believe that he would die for me if I asked him to he would he would do it Interesting. Yeah, awesome. Well, let's move on guys What do you love about her? Ah, the list goes on. I actually do tell her a lot of compliments though She doesn't do it to me, but I always do it to her for her. So her best quality is that she has Um, this warmth. So when even when I first met her

She's always had like this sisterly like motherly warmth that I've always liked I could be around her and she doesn't have to say anything Like I just want to be next to her just because she just has like this comforting vibe And I think a lot of people who have the privilege to be close to her and get to know her get to experience that And so Oh, that's really nice. Can I say some stuff? Yeah you Okay, you literally feel

Warm You literally feel like You were the middle brother that I I didn't have Wow When you talk it has I have the same throat polyps as when my brother talks Of just just anger I try to swallow and just just anger. Oh shit. I hate it. I like how we all went And then with you what I like about you is is that um, you are um, you seem

You're hispanic That's what he likes, but no, but you you're so acclimated into just the culture of All Right, your style is incredible. I think you and her like you're dressing. Oh, this bitch your style is on both They're both a similar in terms of clothing. The style is great. Okay and um Yeah, you have a circular face Yeah, your face is circular. I really like you a lot. Oh, and you know, I honestly believe that

My relationship with you guys Even though I'm older, I think that it's going to be if a relationship is going to blossom over time I'd like to write something with you. I wrote something for you already I wrote something for you What's what's the story? Yes. Yeah, the one you wrote for it. He has et. He fucking lied. That's what it's called. He has et eyes He has et's eyes. Have you noticed that? Oh Yes, it's not even et's it's Yoda. It's like a puppet like a puppet's eyes

See, your eyes are so slanny and there is genuine your eyes. He has to do this Anyone you're right. Give me another one. Give me another one. You're right. I love you. Go ahead helpful advice Unhelpful advice with nope. Nope. You want other patrons? That was the voice do the 2019 voice. What's the higher voice? No, you're the higher one. Yeah, yeah, that's amazing A helpful advice with bobby koai. Well, yeah with David so I fucking hate doing this shit. He makes me do it I know it's so dumb. It's so embarrassing. He maybe it makes her look so foolish. I know. I hate it. I love it Do it again. This is do it again. Do it again right now, but without the interruption A helpful advice with bobby koai. Look, you know, it's David though. It's so dumb. Oh god

That's the next year you're gonna do that So go ahead. How old are you? I know almost 30 Dear tiger belly, I've been dating my girlfriend for a year and some change now And I have a bit of a problem with filtering myself when I'm around her Sometimes I speak without thinking of the consequences or make a joke that at first I think will be funny and it ends up offending her and making her upset or angry with her. I already know why You listen to this podcast. It's a mistake. I had to deal with this too this year Me and my girlfriend have had numerous arguments about the issue of it and continues to almost in our relationship

If not something I can just outright stop because it's the way my brain works I was wondering if you guys have any problems with filtering yourselves or making sensitive jokes around your loved ones If so, could you give me tips and help me out? Gio david Fuck yeah, I went through this. That's bar like bar all he does is or at least before that's all he would do He would make jokes about things that I was really sensitive about and I'm like motherfucker I told you this in secret and he's like saying it like on camera all the time and I'm like Oh god

I hated it it's weird though to draw the line because some some things I'm really relaxed about And so it's hard for him to to decipher which ones I'm really sensitive about and which ones I'm not Also to like what I what I always say is to the people that are closest to you can hurt you the most right? So a lot of the things too that they're probably not thinking about is the fact that if your friend had said similar things You probably wouldn't be as offended, but because this person is close to you. It just stings a little bit different Yeah, yeah, no. Yeah, well for me. It was just there wasn't any balance Like I wasn't getting the love and the tenderness and the vulnerable side

It was always like joke-joke-jokes and I'm like, you know what Gio? I I totally relate to that. Yeah, sometimes he doesn't know What is my biggest complaint with you? I don't know He doesn't know how to I don't know Hold or to To like hold and embrace he has to wrestle punch pinch or in some type of like actual physical Competition. Yeah, that's no tenderness. It's his form of attention is wrestling you to the ground

And it's because it's because he feels embarrassed doing that type of shit though Yeah, we have a personal friend like that too. They feel weird doing that stuff So the only way they can express it isn't a way that they feel comfortable. So like a fucking second grader like Yeah, it's like one of those type of things because sometimes I know lucky me Hey, I'm lucky me. I know you're all you're not lucky. I know I got fucked dudes. No, but you're not the only that's very common though Thank you, but you got fucked in the deal, babe But so when I finally retaliate because he's just you know attempting to maul me and I hurt him for real Like I'm like, look I fucking stop doing that kicks. Yeah, because I'm like tweezing my eyebrows or whatever the fucking he likes to wrestle

Well, that's just dangerous That's just extremely dangerous And so I finally retaliate and then he cries and and and complains to everybody about she hurt me This on this leg and now I can't walk for five days. That sounds like a second grader Exactly But the guy on the doggies the what the guy What with him? Yeah, yeah with the guy, right? Sometimes I think there's certain things. Okay. Go ahead, babe There's some things

There's some things that like I know not to do like you know, like I was doing that thing Or I was calling you Stanley Tucci all the time. I don't mind that I actually don't even mind when you yeah, but it's like you don't even look like Stanley Tucci I kind of do in the dark in the dark. She does and when my yeah Like in the dark like Stanley Tucci, but younger Stanley Tucci. Yeah, not like now Stanley Tucci No, and I get that that doesn't offend me at all. Yeah, he's a great actor American actor Um, but I think that a lot of people that listen to this podcast see that we're very relaxed when we call He calls me a bitch. I call him, you know, whatever the fuck I want

So I'm to this person. Maybe he's learning all the wrong stuff from us Oh, he's not learning the wrong stuff. He's just doing the same shit that every fucking guy does It's like they don't understand fucking boundaries and balance, right? So it's like when you first start off and you're dating, right? You can go ahead and trash the girl next to you because it's all friendship shit, right? But then once that boundary once that starts to transform into something else, you also have to adapt with it You can't always you have no education, man. You're just making shit up, man You know, I mean, and I believe everything you're saying you wake up at 5 p.m

Fuck you, man. That's my you know what dude freight workers Freight workers people working freight freight workers. What I said you're like frack worker. I was like, is that a hotdog? I didn't know what I was saying, but like people that work like night jobs. You don't work a night job. Yes, I do I'm a stand-up. I understand. Oh, that's yeah. Yeah. I'm a stand-up. Do you tell me that stand-ups? Just they all wake up at 5 p.m. Yeah, what I'm telling you is this is that I'm gonna tell you this when I'm on the road I do two shows on a friday sold out by the way amazing They had to push it to sometimes the second show back because it takes a while for them to clear the room anyway

I'm not done till one in the morning, right? And then after that I had to eat, right? So I eat hang out with the comics come to my hotel room three four in the morning It takes me a couple hours to wind down, right? Take a bath. I watch some like, you know, you lost the point you were trying to make I'm not I know what my point is, right? And what I'm saying to you is that and then it's eight in the morning That's not the point you were trying to make All right, what was the point that he doesn't know anything and that you're listening exactly You have an uphill battle because you're gonna try to battle this man. Exactly. And he's here and I'm gonna win

And he's over here every time I was in cursive You don't see you don't know my tricks that what it is is that if you don't know what you're talking about Just pretend that you do and you I am on your side, which is kind of crazy. All right. All right. It's amazing in fact I don't even know what I was saying, but I just go commit to this thing and then I just Double down on it And that's what I was meant to say But you you think we're not listening, but we're both very like we're listening

We're following and we're like well the point's over here, but you're going this way. Yeah, but the point was always there It's always there. You got to go back. Yeah, I don't have to There should be a superhero that does that where it's like a very special kind of gas lighting Where it's not even trying to alter your reality by telling you, you know, he does it by just sheer confusion That's that's chinese superman Yes That's amazing We need to do this. You have any more? Where are you gonna have the question?

Uh, well first for the kid. So what oh right? I did Bart. I guess um So communications key for sure like the girl needs to say like hey That's fucked up, but level-headed and not like in a way where they want to argue and she's already super emotional Um, and he needs to ask a whole how do you want to be loved? Baby it needs to be vulnerable and once there's that balance He can rip on her as much as he wants because she's going to know that she's like secure Boom. There you go. Mr. Newen Uh, hi, I'm foreskin day from toronto. My penis is six inches, but I last on average two minutes

Anyways, it's been I think eight years since I've seen my cousin from vietnam. What were you talking about? Hey, let the let the let the question play out and goddamn. She is so hot She's not and I busted in one. She's now grown into an amazing strong woman. Oh, okay But the problem is I wanted to fuck her since I was 12 I'm worried that the next time I see her first cousin. I'm going to try to bang her first cousin Yeah, it's weird too because I live in canada and there's this well-known thing that we're their relatives who live far away from each other And don't see each other for a long time can develop feelings for one another There wasn't even a question. He wanted to share this

Where there's no question. What's the question he forgot to ask the question. Why is it weird? No, because he started masturbating in mid-set And then her face came here and then cut I just find that to be just absolutely weird but um because I you know I have a couple of cousins growing up Especially growing up people would say oh, they're hot or whatever. It's like that piece of garbage. Were you close? Were you close with them though? Whatever their family. I'm not gonna. It's not whatever. What if like you didn't meet them. Um, like you don't they live in korea And then they come down and they're fine as fuck and you're like because he's hot

No, because I will find something in their face that reminds me of like my uncle han. Oh, yeah Oh One eye smaller like uncle han. I got I don't like it. I'm my uncle han then why wouldn't I? Hi, uncle han I just I don't know family things weird for me But like it's you know how like I don't like to see Rape scenes the whole in movies, but you always say and then when we roleplay you want to be raped Oh, what is that? Very good podcast

What a great podcast What a good one we did a good one wait, why do you want to be raped? Yeah, why don't you want to be raped? I just like it I just want to be controlled and I I want to feel powerless But anyway, um, what a great guest Anything to promote It's two hours long want to promote mental health is two hours long. How far away we're at 130 we can push it a little longer We want to eat it too much It's way too fucking much

Okay, I don't have it's great. I'm on a time. We used to do hour. Yeah, this is great Yeah, but we have two people I love them right, but I want them back Oh, yeah, right. So let's just you know, we tap it Tap it don't loosen the vagina tap it a couple times. It doesn't get loose, bro. It doesn't it's a gash Your shit right now is a fucking I had a human come out of this. It does not It's a gash. It does not get loose. It's an it's a muscle. Is it a muscle? So confident. I just say with the it's a fucking muscle because she's in the room and she's like fact fact checking because it contracts Is it is it? Yeah, it's not a little looser. No, not even a tad. Not at all. No, is there a test?

Because when he when bar put his dick in it hurt Big dick. Yeah, maybe his dick is getting excited at the room. Oh really? Is it that's what happens? Maybe your dick gets bigger with age No It's shrinking What a great podcast. No, his ball sacks are huge though. Yeah, thank you. They're fucking huge. I thank you I saw it from behind you It was amazing. Thank you. Where was this? It was the live show where he stripped butt naked and I somehow saw his ball sack from behind them

That's the only way to look at my ball sacks from behind Roman coin purse It was ridiculous funny Write that down Roman Anything that we need to promote Uh, Davey has a podcast called geo has a new podcast. We're gonna do it last. Okay. Yeah, uh, genius brain great Okay, that's enough. That's it. Genius. What do you guys talk about on that? We talk about anything and everything's more I don't know. I guess everything. Have you had guests? Not me. Have you had guests? Have you been on a video? You asked this question like an hour ago

How many how many guests have you had? I've had A handful like how many like one like like one or two now. How many be real with me? I don't know Okay, so the the guests you've had. Yes. What are the who are they? Uh Bart, right? Uh back at Joe was a staple. I thought he's your sidekick. Yeah wasn't sidekick. We do it together We do it together, right? So give me another gas Uh barred uh some other comics here and there. What are the comics? Uh, this guy named chris uh, christina sosa stona sosa. Okay. Good christina sosa. Uh, that's her name No, his name christino christino sosa. Is he bigger than me?

No, you're no way. Nobody's ever bigger than me. Okay. No, I'm being you're being sarcastic I'm not asking you a real if you've never heard. I've never heard of it. I don't know that we meet different circuits Oh, all right, right. So I'm bigger for sure. Are you closer to him than me? Oh, absolutely not You're digging a hole, dude. He's he's so why am I not on your podcast because let me explain this You're a fucking big hitter. I'm keeping you in the fucking pocket. You know what I'm saying? You guys are like the pocket. I'm not in your pocket. So bart's not a pocket I'm gonna say right. Well bart Bart's not in my pocket because bart straight up said hey, I want to be on your podcast

I want to be on your podcast. You've never said it directly in my eye. Oh, right. I fucking hear bart told me that Yeah, in your face. Don't look at me. You're in my pocket, too And I want to say this I'll give you two more weeks before I go to montreal if I'm not on your podcast one more week montreal If I'm not on it, don't ever ask the next week. Let's get it. I've never asked me Okay, can you when he asks you can you tell him fuck? No, I'm going to ask me No, just say I'm with my girlfriend right now and he's respectfully Call back from the disneyland right clever my comic mind. What's yours called?

What's yours called? Uh, so I just started an all-female podcast called. Hey, bitch. That's a great idea. Thank you Yeah, and it's super powerful. Uh, very independent very raw females talking about shit that females I'm going to have coli law on it. She doesn't know yet It's rude that she you haven't asked her as it is But they just started it. They were first episode It's gonna start a war but You better ask her soon. Yeah, because I'm going to say no if you don't ask her. No, I'm not David You say no on my behalf. Yeah. Yeah, I never say no

She did such a good job. What um my podcast is is is on I don't know. I can't do what you just did your podcast. I just said with the name of it Yeah, but you were explaining it so fucking well. Did you uh genius bring the podcast? David, you know how George help me out. Give me something dude. Yeah, David. We can't explain our podcast either You know when people ask me like, oh, what's it about? What are you guys talking about? I don't know Is that river phoenix or leonard de cabrio? Oh my god. My best leo version of leo. That's him in shakes No, it beats. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't roll me and julia. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. So good. He was so fine He's fine now

He was fine now. Yeah, but then he was finer. He was fine at every time. He looks a little worn out now He's a little dad. Yeah a little bit. Yeah It's he's the best one of the biggest american actors on planet that dates every single fine fucking model on this planet I love you leo personal friends with him Yeah, I've met him toby maguire. I've met people before you love name dropping. I know what a humble cracker This was a how I met them Hey, dude, this is my friend bobby. He's a comic. Hi

What's up, dude? That's it So I'm not dropping who introduced mike young my friend Anyway We had a great one flowed You know ebbs and flows I honestly, um, if I had a family I would love you guys to be a part of it. Thank you. I honestly, you know, I don't know how long I'm gonna last

on earth Hopefully for a long time. If you fix your teeth, you might live a little longer Oh, damn But this is it, um You have to come into my funeral I feel like you're not gonna go. Oh, I will be there. Okay. I know you'll be there With the fat man one big man. What's his name? Bart? I love him. Yeah, great guy What a beautiful baby

Congratulations. And so your podcast keep it strong. Thank you. Thank you Dave Geo, yep Gilbert. Yep. Kalilah good job You're on a roll. Yeah, right? Yeah, what about the last guy? Whatever I love you. He's got so much for me

Yeah, and so mean to him for all of us. Yeah. Oh, yeah, George. It's all George Yeah, I love him, but I'm mean It's just the way you show love Anyway, give them a round of applause. I love I you know what I could I could talk to you guys forever Let's keep going. No This is her night off. She wants to watch taika. Yeah. Let's fucking let's turn. Let's go out get some a meal Give me a little cookie. Cook, you know Cookie, cook. I don't know what it is

You know what it's so funny. I don't know what's wrong. I just make up words And I'll just even in mid-sentence. I'll just make up a word and I'll commit to it. It feels good You should try it. Yeah, okay. It's genius, right? It is. Yeah. I love you guys. So thank you Thank you Right back with some housekeeping. Hey everyone. We are back As you can hear behind me. There's a lot of shit going on right now We just wrapped the podcast with David and Gio also guys Bobby Lee the slept king will be live at all sorts of dates So Cleveland, Ohio August 15th through 17th Denver, Colorado August 22nd through 24th, Philadelphia

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