TigerBelly - Episode 208: The Arizona Episode
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Hey, what's up Johnny Johnny Johnny neutron here Johnny you shows that you yes me, okay Johnny neutron here
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Yeah, hey, what's up? Just turn it on
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Shabba-dabba do be do to you man back. You're on K-Rock
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The ridge Johnny neutron here. Good morning. Whoa the traffic out there on the one-on-one is
The start let's just keep that in there. Oh, thank you for being a friend
Travel down the road and back again
Your heart is true. You're a pal and a confidant
Stop right there. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. My dad died. My dad died
Come in I can't use it
Whoa too soon it happened yesterday too soon. All right, go ahead, babe
You would see the biggest gift from me and the card attached would say thank you for being
Johnny neutron here on K-Rock 101.1 FM
Listen
You guys are confidants and I didn't even know what that word meant until that song and never used it
But you're confident. Well, everyone in this room is a confident except for one. I'm gonna tell you why oh, wow because
some FYI
Yesterday, let's say it's Monday or Tuesday Monday yesterday. My dad died. I'm so sorry Bob
Hmm interesting that you would say something like that because it's interesting that you would say something like that because I'm I'm just gonna give you
Some facts, okay
my dad passed and
I'm gonna tell you Mike Halloran Natalie Matt Blake
Gilbert Goulon Steven you and Stone Street Giovanna from the get's kidding kids. That's kegging
Whatever that's that's kidding kids kid just kidding news. I mean my brother. I don't know my brother. I'm with my brother
Oh, yeah, he spent Benji Adam everyone
Ike Barron holds Nick Rutherford
my ex-girlfriend Christine
Saratiana
Everyone who man the exes even exes and the only one that didn't leave me any kind of comment or message is
George that's I had friends
I have a talk to for 30 years giving me comments, but you haven't done anything to explain yourself Instagram and
Textes and in every format you didn't reach out at all. Did my family reach out to you? Yeah, your sister
Your mom not trying to help kill everyone
Why would explain yourself?
Well, I haven't had that much tragedy in my life
So I don't know how to react to these things so I tried to imagine how I would feel and I would probably just want to not have to respond to
anybody and
Given our relationship, and how much you don't like talking to me in general
There's the hammer you would probably extra not want to hear from me. Whoa. No, that's not what it is
That's not what it is. Okay. I just want what does that sound?
What sound is that? I left my phone on. Yeah, but what noise is that?
Wee-wee-wee two queefs. It's the minions beep beep beep. Oh beep beep beep. Oh, it's cute and very relevant. Thank you
Anyway, so you did and it's fine. I get what you're saying, but let's just start from the beginning
Well, we did know we already did that we already did that. Mm-hmm
So I haven't done this podcast in a while a month a month and a half because I've been out
So I've had a crazy um, I went to a Montreal for two weeks
I went to Hawaii for about a week and a half and then I got came back for a couple of days
And then my mom called Monday last Monday
to say you got to come now and
I know if you don't want to hear this
Turn it off, but I want you to keep it on so we can get the numbers stay on but listen, okay?
This is not gonna be a funny
Episode this is gonna be trying going to try more real about it
Okay, and I'm wearing my sunglasses because my brother bought me these and they were over $50 and he's never bought me anything
That's where any women's sunglasses. I don't know, but he went to Costco to get it. Oh
I think there are any $50 sunglasses in Costco, babe. He's a liar. We know that too
So we can do some research on that after after that, but I don't want to do that now. Okay, so um
So Monday my mom called I was at here's what happened Monday. I
Wake up and I had to go to all things comedy
So I went to all things comedy to meet with Mike Bertolini
What's his name Bertolina, whatever and we had a little meeting and then I go, you know what? I'm hongo
I'm gonna go to a doghouse. Hmm for chili dogs. Delicious. Could my body crave for that sometimes?
Mm-hmm. I order it get some catered thoughts as soon as the meal hits my get it from the thing
My mom called saying you got to come now. So I called Kalyla
She got me a plane ticket and my brother we flew over there and we thought that he was gonna die right then and there
But when we walked into the hospice
He was very
Cognitive alert and alert in there. He smiled when we walked in he said our names when we walked in
We kissed him. We started crying. It was crazy. And
um
So then in my head, I'm like he didn't look as sick as
My mom made it out to be she was just freaking the fuck out on the phone
So when I saw him, I'm like, oh, he looks like he always does like he's there. He's talking
But then the lady came in she said, yes, so we just put him off. We're not feeding him anymore
and
No more water
Well, that's you have to explain why that sounds cruel when you don't explain me. No, let's just start at that
No context. There's a dirt. I mean, yeah, the people can fill in the blanks, right?
It's like he has infections a lung infection anything that comes to his body that's solid, right?
It's gonna turn into that's gonna feed into the infection and
He's not gonna be able to digest the food and it's gonna come through. He's gonna vomit it all out and he's gonna die that way
Because he has infections on the stomach because he's been feeding him through his stomach. It would just add a lot more distress. Yeah
But when he said that my brother goes, I have a question. What do you mean you fucking can't feed him?
Oh, like he said like no, you're not fucking but he was like kind of like shocked by it. Yeah
He's like, yeah, he's just and I kind of pull my brother back and go do it
It's just he'll have an infection and then he's like there's nothing you could do
I go and she said you can bring him to the hospital and get him antibiotics and try to do it that way
But you're only gonna prolong his life for another seven days
Right, so I go all right
And then that's when it hit us
And then by Wednesday when you know, he
He
Just we just started losing him like
He there was nothing behind the eyes
And my brother Steve was spent just days at night till three four five in the morning there just sitting next to him
Because he didn't want my dad to pass and no one be in the room, which is like a credit to my brother
Um
And if you're listening to this, I'm sorry it's depressing, but this is it literally just happened
So you had you had a weird couple days there the the conversations you were we were having were really weird between Monday and Wednesday
Why why?
He would go back and forth between calling me and be like
Babe, this is the most depressing shit ever. You would love the new athletic wear. I just bought
And then you would go into like kind of to a half cry and then like
Be like like excited about the new leggings. You're like a year ago. I saw jo coi
With his family wearing these like Nike
Leggings leggings the tight kind, but what he does what they do now the kids is they put shorts over it
Covered so the leggings are exposed. So you get no just listen to me. They've been doing that for like 10 years
I'm learning. I never noticed before jo coi. We're learning. We're learning. Thank you. Gilbert. We're learning. Okay
So I bought this combination this camo pants shorts
It's tight leggings and what I was talking to you
I was in remorse and I was feeling sad
But then I would pop my eyes under my new fucking vibe from my waist down and I was excited about it
So I just expressed to you that I love this new leggings
I know it sounded senile because I was like in and out of crying freaking out, but that's the truth, baby
And that's life. That's what happens when you're um in that situation, you know
So the week I'm just going to finish it
so the week went on
and
then by
I mean, I imagine didn't feed him since monday. So now come to
friday
And he there's just no moisture in his mouth
He's staring at the ceiling is at times and then closing his eyes and sleeping for 20 hours
And then sunday, um
It was like seven eight in the morning and I was sleeping
And I heard my mom downstairs
And it was um
A sound that I don't ever want to hear again. It was
It was I just couldn't my brother and I were in shock. My mom was crying screaming
Get up
He's dead or whatever we get in the car
We're erased there and I don't know. Listen. I want to say this to the hospice that my dad was in
Everybody in that hospice deserves a medal
And if they had penises at Sackham
But they're women and that's that's sexist and that's being aggressive. Yeah, so I can't save the vagina thing
Right. So you get what I'm saying. Yeah, but my point is is that they were so good. We it's 24 hours
You can go slip in and out. There's a little vending machine. It's really nice. Very nice
It's a great place and um, we walk in
And the lady said he just took his last breath
And my brother and my mom
collapsed
in sheer
devastation
I've never seen anything. I mean and I did not cry
I cried monday tuesday wednesday, but then when it actually happened
You know, I had these fancy sunglasses on that my brother got me at Costco
And um, I just stood there absorbing what was going on. It was like almost like I was in shock
And then my uncles and aunts all drove from San Diego. So they came in
and this uncle
Chunghae's dad
my mom's
older sister's husband who I just did the movie with Eric Griffin Chunghae's
Husband EJ me and Eric Griffin and Sean Austin and Al Madge were on this new movie
So they're so the my uncle who I don't I've never talked to in my life growing up. He was the doctor
And he comes in the room and he fullblown goes
All right
I wrote something he pulls out a two-page
Poem or something. Yeah, wow and he destroyed he rocked the room out
Really?
Yeah, so from as soon as he opened his mouth. It was just tears galore. I mean and I didn't understand what he was saying, but
He was going, you know, saying in korean you taught me that
Golf that one time, you know where we couldn't know where to go. So you let us stay at your house for three months
Just all these things and my brother. That's when I did weep
Because it was a powerful poem
Then I go let's go have lunch and they go we want to go back. They drove
They stayed for an hour. We went to In-N-Out. That's where they wanted to eat. I go. There's a fancy place called fucking
What's that place?
Maastros right there five star hotel a five star restaurant
No, in and out. So I went and bought everyone in and out
They drove away. It's been a blur since then
Until you guys came up here. It's been an absolute blur. I don't know
what's going on
It's just because there's still a lot of crying in the house
And just sporadic
Yeah, your brother just texted me saying your mom's in shambles
Oh, fuck man
Oh, I gotta go
You can handle it
She told me that afterwards
Yeah, that was I think that maybe he's just talking about not currently but just generally she's in shambles
I think she's in shambles because she is going in and out of
Tears I just how do you how do you how do you live with somebody?
for 50 years
Which is what she did and and she said he's the only man. She's ever been with she only fucked one guy that guy
And I kept telling her there's bigger dicks out there
She's like I don't care and I'm like there are thicker bigger juicier ones
And she's like I don't that's the only one that I know so that's the third vibe
You really sold it on her too. Yeah, I did. I said there are black dicks out there. They're juicy and you know, I mean relevant
Relevant yeah, and she's like I don't care
Relevant now. It's in no way. All right, but anyway, um, she's only fucked him
and um, also you have to understand that
She doesn't really have a lot of friends my parents. My parents are like me
What you have two or three people that you talk to my best friend is kalayla
my
lover is kalayla my
My everything is her. She does everything. She's also my assistant. She gets me playing tickets. She organizes
And that's that's all that you know, she's everything
So my mom's that same way. So my dad and mom
For 50 years, that's all they do is just hang out for 50 years and imagine
Imagine that now
How did they meet again?
She met through um, my cousin my uncle's
Uncle goes I know this little guy to my mom, which is not a
Yeah
And my mom's probably like does he have a big black juicy? Is it relevant? Yeah, it's not it's not relevant
No, didn't he like leave a steak at her doorstep. That's what happened. She didn't so my dad my mom and dad met
Big juicy steak. They went on a couple days. My mom my dad fell in love. My mom didn't want nothing
He has a flat face. Yeah, it's a flat
Fucked up face that he has like mine
No, because you still have um
Peaks qualities you have film qualities in your face
And you're gonna be a very big star one. Thank you. Okay, so I know that's what you wanted to hear
And now my eyeglasses are off. I'm looking right at you. Yeah, you're gonna be a very big star one. I can't I know
And your flat face is going to be an asset
I imagined the kind of movies you can do
But what are they bobby or like guardians again? Let's see three flat face. It's some sort of wall creature. Okay
We'll ride it. I'd be how great would how funny would that be with that other big blue guy? Yeah, right?
You're like, they're like walking by a wall and then you didn't say hi to jimmy. I am flat
There we go. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah, so it's a big feature for you. Thank you. But my parents um
That's all they did so what happened was my mom didn't want anything to do with them
And so she moved to wisconsin with that uncle that did the speech
Oh, yeah, and her older sister they lived in wisconsin
My dad flew to wisconsin and then he bought the most expensive steak
Now, I know americans women love diamonds
And they like flowers and shit. Yeah, koreans want food and steak a good piece of meat to do barbeque
Yep
Right. I you know what?
That's true
legit
Right in fact if you pull out a steak out of your pot, okay
but
Here's this you fucking asshole. Why does this make me an asshole because I bought you that ring and then you
I found on the ground of the rental car
So he no no no no no no no no you're and see that's a lie. It's not a lie. I found it on the ground of the rental car
Why I don't know why because when I was you don't give a fuck no
Because when I was on hawaii in the plane
I I wanted to sleep and I didn't want to lose it
Yeah, and I sleep like this with my hands on my face like I do this
And it was piercing my face. So I said, can you put it in your bag and hold it until we get to LA?
That's like saying can you throw it in the trash?
If you want to give it to me, you that means you may never see it again. I love this ring. I've been wearing it every day
Yeah, for the week. It's been here. It's fine. It's to you. You know, it's so weird
He's been really sensitive about this ring very sensitive about it because it came in a very special like a
Like a box, right? He got it in hawaii
If I was a guy, I would feel a certain way too if I did a test ring and you reacted that way
Oh, this is a test ring. Yeah, and look where it was
In the bottom of your rental car a hertz, right? Yeah, because I prefer steak
And that's what I'm gonna propose with her
Don't kill a cow
A ship's no no no not steak. All right. Anyway, portobello mushroom. Don't lose it again
Or we're gonna have a very big problem and let's not talk about it again. Okay, but that was rude
and admit it. Anyway, um, so what was I saying? Oh, that's how they met. So then my dad, my mom,
my dad got a steak, ring the doorbell of this like apartment complex in Wisconsin somewhere,
and she took them back and they've been with each other ever since. And, um, my dad was a violent,
rage-aholic, alcoholic. And so growing up was very difficult, I think. I don't know what other
people's lives were like, but I read storybooks and I've seen like movies. It's nothing like those
movies. You know, we were at times running for our lives. So growing up, I didn't really,
I don't know, technically love them. If he had died then, I don't think I would have,
I would have been a bomber, but. But what was his life like before? Like did he
go through a lot of hardships before he came to America? Like he must have had his own fair share
of, of a tough upbringing. Cause I think maybe that's what carried over into his adult life.
Well, he didn't have an education. So what happened was when he was a young man,
the Korean war happened and he didn't get good grades. He's not, he's not, I think I take
after him, he doesn't have a lot of facts. What do you mean by no facts?
It isn't a really information. Like if you say, where's Mount Fuji? I don't know. We know who's
to share a Mofun. I don't know. He didn't know anything. If you played him a Beatles song,
like anything, like let it be, this is the first time he's ever heard it.
He's that one of those kind of immigrants. Your mom is so the opposite. My mom loves music.
From the one beyond that, her, his mom loves history and she loves like learning all these tidbits
and new languages. And she's such a, she's a very like eccentric and very colorful woman.
And we also had albums around the house, like all the Beatles album, Simon and Garfunkel,
things like that, where even as a young guy, you would go to the record player and play it
because you don't know, you know, and so my love for Elton John or any of these kind of like the
Everly brothers or whatever, she would have it. She liked music and she even likes new stuff.
If I said like Rye and like I'll play her ride, she'd go, I like that, you know, whatever. But
my dad, in fact, when he had his first stroke, we put in his earphones,
Eric Clapton, Tears from Heaven. And he, imagine he had a stroke. So we have headphones and we
pushed play and he literally started crying. And he said for the first time, I like music
for the first time, he got it. You know, so he's just one of those kind of guys. So growing up,
he went, you know, he grew up in the Korean war. He was, it became a street. He used to
pickpocket pickpocket. It was an actual pickpocket. Yeah. He was a pickpocket. He was supposed to
sell gum to the American soldiers, but he's also a hood. Like he had like a little street gang
and stuff. But then as he got older, he didn't do good in school. So he went and joined the military.
Right. So he was in the Korean army. And I don't really know how he got to America. I just never
really, I didn't know who got him the ticket. I don't know how he got a visa. I don't know any of
that. So anyway, um, so Sunday happened and, um, now, um, I cancel a bunch of road dates. I'm so
sorry. Um, I have to go back to Hawaii. Let's go back to it because I haven't talked about Montreal.
I haven't talked about Hawaii five, uh, what's the show I did? Magnum PI. And I didn't talk about
any of those things. So as you guys know, it was the first time I was invited to Montreal. Now get
this. Okay. What I've been doing for the last month and a half is I spent two weeks in Montreal.
Yeah. Almost two weeks in Hawaii to do Magnum PI. I got home for two, three days and my dad was sick.
So I've only been, I've only slept one night in the new house for the last month and a half.
So I'm dirty and I'm lost and I'm confused. I don't know what the fuck is going on. And so, um,
so I went to Montreal and I want to say to people at Montreal
and how I'm in Dell and all these fucking people. It was one of the greatest comedy experiences of
my life. It's something that I have always dreamt that it was going to be like that and it was more
than that. That's awesome. And I was so angry that they, it took me 20 fucking years to get there.
In fact, every comic that found out that was my first time in Montreal, it blew their minds.
But this is, you've never, I don't know. I don't know what anything is. Yeah. But as soon as I went
and, you know, my, I hosted the nasty show. So Andrew Schultz, I didn't really know him,
but he was the one that blew my mind. Yeah. I was so jealous you got to hang out with him and
meet him. Yeah. Blew my fucking mind. And him and I became lovers almost. That's awesome. Like
cheek to cheek hugs. I mean, the whole thing. I love that dude. Andrew, when you're in LA,
you're going to do this podcast, Tiger Belly. Yeah. What's up? And then I hung out with Jimmy
Carr for two weeks. I hung out with Jim Jeffries for like three days. Talk to him a lot. Everyone.
That's not everyone, but a lot. Yeah. Okay. But what I loved about it is, you know,
you go to an elevator at the hotel or whatever. And then you see Craig Robinson, you see Jim,
oh, Jim Norton came in town. He's like, let's get dessert. So the first night I was there,
I was at a coffee shop with him and his girlfriend and Bonnie McFarland. What a great experience.
And the whole thing was great. And every show was 1000 seats. I hosted every show. It was always
sold out. And I did 413 shows. I did a TV show and it stand up on a TV show crushed it. Right.
I did Jim Norton's late night show with not Jim Norton. It was Bonnie and Rich Vasa's show.
And then I came, then I came straight from there to Hawaii. The first three days of Hawaii was the
worst acting experience I've ever had because I flew from Montreal, which is 12 hours difference.
Yeah. I couldn't sleep on the plane. Once I landed, I had to go right to set and shoot every scene
30, 40 fucking chunks of lines. They went as fast. A lot of it's like dialogue that I'm not used to
saying. Yeah. And it was really hard. And I, the first night I was there, I was like, I don't want
to do this. I went out. But then as days went on and who I love, all my scenes were with that Mexican
fool. Jane Hernandez. That Mexican fool dude right there. Oh, yo, Jay listening right now, man. I'm
telling you something right now, bro. You, you're a special one, man. Handsome, right? Hispanica.
Yeah. Which I love the best. Great actor. And he's playful. And when I see a fool, right?
Now you're playful, I guess. You're very, you're whimsical. I like you. Thank you. You live in
the fucking, oh, she's the thing. She's Narnia. She's Narnia. Oh, wow. Yeah. She's the playful,
most playful. She has cherub. Oh, I don't even know what one is. But anyway, you're great, babe.
You're mythological. Thank you. But um, and then so, and then this other girl that's on the show,
Purdy, fucking great actress. And we hung out last two, three days were fun. And I'm going back
in three weeks to do another episode. And um, and Jean, Jean, Jean is the right head, one of the
writers. And he's the one that wrote me into the show. And he's Korean. And he, let me say something
to you for our friend. You took me to the best Acai places on earth. Remember that place? What's
it called? The Cove. The Cove. If you're ever in Honolulu and you want Acai, please go to the Cove
and get whatever. It's the best. So then I did. So I went out there for the last couple of days,
and then I came back and then my dad died. So that's pretty much the whole, the whole month of my
life. And um, I just want to tell people, you know, all the people that left messages and comments,
I really appreciate it. I have a really fully grieved. I'm afraid it's going to come out in a
way that I'm not intending it to come out because I don't think Sunday, I think I was being strong
for my mom and my brother, but I don't think I fully grieved. What does it feel like right now?
I feel my eyes are has pressure, but that there's no exit. There's no exit. I feel
pressure in my eyes and I want to cry now, but I can't. And it's going to come out in a weird
way. I'm going to play tennis or something. Wait, that's not a bad thing. Yeah, but I'm going to
just burst into tears or something because my dad and I used to play tennis together. Something
like that's going to happen where, but um, but I think that you should allow it to come out any
which way it wants. You know, it's something I don't, I think that it's, it's a process. You
have to go through no matter what, and you have to expect that it will come out in one way or
another. So just, will it, is it a chance where it will come out? Unlikely. It always comes out.
Like, I think that, um, um, when I heard the news about your dad, I was, you know, sad for you,
but I didn't have a good cry until you posted that picture on Instagram.
And then I called you sobbing because I think that's just that, that, I don't know that encompasses
all like, I know you told stories about how your dad was, you know, violent and all of that,
but in that picture, you could see just so much tenderness and love with this little baby that
was you. That's what it is. And here, that's the point that I thank you for saying that because
don't get me wrong with my parents and I, and I wasn't the best kid at all. I was a
fucking crazy kid, you know, but I knew, I've always known that there was love no matter what
they did. That's, I've always, my brother and I've always known that that we've been loved.
And, um, and also I understood at an early age that he's just doing the best he can.
Yeah. With what the circumstances that he has, you know, so, um,
um, yeah, I understand that. And also I don't know if without that kind of childhood and that
love that I would have been able to do this business really even, I think they gave me
enough foundation where I wasn't like a crazy person, you know, and I did know what love and
all that stuff was. And, um, also my dad is very, just when he finds that thing that he needs to
do, he just does it constantly. And that's what I do with comedy. You know, I don't, I go up a
lot, you know, and, um, that's because I think my dad or something, you know, he just lays her
focus on one thing and he did that with his business, you know, but I don't know how it's
going to come out. And, um, and it's, it's, my brother and I keep saying it's surreal. We don't
know. This is, it's a nightmare. I also don't think that you've had a lot of sleep in the past
couple of weeks. I haven't know. So I don't think that you're able to, to, I don't think you're
living in a, in a, in a reality right now. Yeah, I'm not. I'm in a, it's a blur. I've been eating
terribly too. Yeah. Because, um, just we don't have to go into the hospital. It's like right by
the other house, they live in an area where it's more far me. And so there's only like Canes
or like, you know, at late at night, our only option is Albertos. What's that? It's like a,
they have them in California. They're like late night, 24 hour Mexican restaurants with really
weird meat, you know, the mystery meat or mystery, but I like it because it gives me
nostalgia from when I grew up in Poway. We had one, but yeah, I've been eating terribly. I've
been sleeping and, um, I just kind of get my mom to what's the, what's the plan? I know you guys
didn't want to do a service and that was it today. So your dad just didn't want a service or he was
just, um, no, I, my brother and I walked into the place. The lady was like, nice, but very Adams
family. Like what does that mean? It's just dark hair, pale skin, real round eyes and just, you
know, with the same clothe, you know, it was just a little much. Yeah. And then, um, she was explained,
I know that because I watched six feet under. That's like one of the shows I saw. So I know,
I know the game a little bit, you know, upselling and stuff, you know what I mean? And it's a
business, a big business. What did you trade? I just basically said, put them in a brown box,
put some engravings on it. She goes, it's going to be this much. I go do it. And then there's no
service. We're having no, my, my Koreans do it that way. Really? Yeah. My Korean, the Koreans that I
know are just like very, especially my mom and my uncles and stuff. It's just like, who would,
who's going to go? I, he called me last week and he was like, we're just going to cremate,
cremate my dad, no service, but that's not what the phone call was for. He called me to basically
give me a, an entire spiel about how he wants his funeral to be, how it's going to be a large
procession of thousands of people. Thousands. Yeah. He wants thousands of people. No. He wants
like performers and singers. Yes. And he's like, and you know what he said? And you know what he
said? He's like, the slide show, babe, the slide show, it better be good. I'm axe Dolby. The slide
show is the most important. What did I say? And I'm like, you got it. I'm Scorsese. What song
am I, what do I want? Um, God, it's a red house painter. No, it's not a red house painter song.
Velvet underground? No. Um, hold on. If you don't know, then we have a problem. No, you didn't tell
me last week. You know already. No, I don't. I give me a classical. Oh, I know. It's Eric
Satie piano. There we go. There we go. Of course I know. There we go. That's all I wanted to hear.
What's mine? Golden girl soundtrack.
You don't know it. You don't know it. You never told me. There's two songs. We never told me.
There's two songs. You memorize this. Memorize it. People are crying and then thank you for me.
No, there's two songs. Go ahead. Okay. It's Beatles. Which one? My bird. Yes, he got it. No,
he's my life. And then Roy Orbison's blue by you. You know this. I'm going to do my life.
I'm going to cut the Roy Orbison. Why? It means a lot to me. Or we'll put it in. At the end,
when people are leaving. Okay. What's your second song? Because Eric Satie ends. Put on a loop.
I want that song put on a loop. Infinite loop. Because I really like that movie being there.
It's one of my favorite movies. I've talked about it before. And I want that. John C. Gardner.
If we have a kid, the kid's name is going to be John C. Yeah, it will be. Yeah.
Yeah. It's not a very good name. It was a good basketball player. John C. Lee. John C. Billups.
It really is a guy. Yeah, he's good. Yeah. I had a basketball player do a little comment.
Was it Danny Green? Yeah, I love that guy. Championship Danny Green. You guys friends now?
Yeah, he's friends. Because they did a show in Montreal together. No, we had a lunch thing.
Me and, um, don't tell me the name. Me, John C. Not John C.
What the fuck is that? I love him. He's Don L. Rawlings. So me, Don L. Rawlings and Danny Green.
John C. Billups. Had lunch and, um, and then I said something. And then she got mad.
What is it? Can you say it? Nope. I took it. They took it out.
Well, here's the thing. He knows that when he does things on camera,
he can say anything about me, anything at all about my vagina, but my delicious, by the way,
anything at all. When he was in Montreal, he did the show with Danny Green and Don L.
Rawlings and John C. Billups. He threw my mom under the bus. It was one of those. It was,
they brought a pig set out with a little, right? And I go, meritus. No, no, no. That's not what
you said. That's what I said. You said, oh, that looks delicious. That looks like my girlfriend's
mom. No, I go, meritus. And they go, who's meritus? That goes with my girlfriend's mom. I
said like that. It got a big crush. Got a really big laugh. But, you know, I called them to take
the laugh out. And it wasn't a personal thing. It was just a funny moment. And when you're
improvising baby, you throw it out. And if it doesn't work, it doesn't work. And you know that,
you know the rules. I know, you know, I love your mom more than anybody. I love your mom.
Like she's my mom. I really do. When I see your mom, I feel safe and I have a good relationship
with her. I love her so much. And so, and you know that, but you called her a pig's head.
It doesn't matter. It's just for the joke. I know it was my mom. I know it's a joke.
Or I should have said, oh, Kalaida's vagina. Is that what you did? That would have been like,
yeah, all right, cool. I'll do that. I'll do that joke next time. No, no, yeah, no,
none taken. But you know what's great about Montreal is that in here's the deal is I did
Andrew Santino's podcast in Montreal. It was packed. How many people were in that one?
Maybe a hundred. But in that little room, it was pretty good. And it was free flowing and fun. And
and I said to the people in Montreal, I go, you know, we'd love to have tiger belly here. And
they said, yeah, for sure. So we're going to work on that. It might not be this because I just went
maybe the next year that we're going to keep going. This podcast, we're going to keep going.
And I'm going to say something exciting to everyone listening. Okay. I know I've been out
and I know I've been doing other things. But you know, this podcast is very important to me.
And we also have great guests coming up when we moved into the new studio a lot. And that's
going to be soon. But we have great people coming on, like big names. It's going to be great.
And how do you feel about Eric sitting in for you last week?
You know, I want to be honest with you. I make fun of that guy so fucking awesome. I say so many
bad things. I'll tell you a text that we had just recently. And I just felt real bad about it. But
I might as well just get into it. You know what I mean? Where is it? Where is it? Eric?
He was telling us that Andrew Santino called him to ask permission if he could do a podcast.
And Eric was like, fuck no, I would be salty. Yeah. So Eric, okay. So Santino and I want to do
a podcast together. Right. Something like that. Right. And I told Andrew, I said,
I can only do it if Eric gives his blessing. Blessing. So Andrew, do this best. Nope.
No. I mean, for real though, he would, he was being serious. He would be devastating.
I know. That's why we're not doing it. That's why we're not doing it.
Or you all three could just do one. Yeah. That's what I said. I was like,
why don't you all three do it one together? Where Bobby's the mainstay host and then just
alternate with Bobby. And then I'll steal him back after the third episode.
I think it's hard with, I think it's hard with three, you know, three is hard.
I don't know where this, oh, I don't know where this went, but it was basically,
it was basically he goes, how are you? And you know, I'm thinking about you.
And I go, I'm in Phoenix. What's the best place to get doughnuts?
God. Oh yeah. Yeah. I saw that. And he goes, I hate you. But it's just, that's how I treat
him. And it's, but like so, but let me say something. You know, I make fun of his weight.
I make fun of everything. He looks like digital underground. If he was a balloon, you know,
a floating balloon. And if you've seen Eric Griffin's body up close and let's say, let's
be honest, it's not the best. You know what I mean? I mean, if you have the rock, that's
type of body. Yeah. The polar opposite is Eric Griffin's and one being better than the other.
Okay. Jesus. But now that's not me attacking him. He's a good guy inside. Yeah. But here's what,
here's what he proved to me though. What proved to me is that Eric Griffin
is a true friend. What he's done for my brother, what he's done for me, his
attentiveness to, especially at this time of our lives, he's the only one that's been
constantly aside from obviously you, not him, but you, fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. Okay.
And fuck you. How about this, fucker? How about this? Why don't you comment on people's things
when the guy dies? Let's start. Why don't you comment, babe, text? Why doesn't he text you?
I just wanted anything. Because I didn't want to make it about me.
You're right. You're right. You're right. You said that. I'm sorry. You're a good guy.
You know what? I'm, I apologize because I've had a rough 24 hours and I'm attacking you
and I really apologize. I do like, I do find your coping skills kind of interesting, babe.
Babe. Why? I mean, just the amount, just the photos you keep texting me.
Okay. Okay. So, okay. That's interesting that you would say something like that.
And you send it to me like, I'm alone at home and I'm not gonna show anybody, but
can I just say what he's been, what you've been sending me?
Bobby has been sending me texting me pictures of his dead father from 80, from 80 different angles.
That's a lot of angles. Babe, how many angles? Babe, enough. Oh man, that's sad.
Does that, does that make you feel better? Because when I get them, when I receive them,
it makes me feel. Okay. I'm going to say this. Sad. I'm going to say this.
You're following your mom's order. Are you crying right now? Just sad. Wow. That's interesting.
We don't cope with, um, with sorrow very well, huh? As a team. Oh man. Thank you.
It's the idea of a parent. Yeah. Thank you for that. Don't make me cry right now, man,
because it's going to fly out. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have showed you that,
but this is my mom's fault because since Saturday, she kept saying, film, film, film what?
Everything. So she's like, take photos. So she took, made me take videos, photos.
And then when she died, he died. She's like, more. So we took a morbid photo of me, my mom.
I did it in a timer on my phone. I know it's weird. I saw the picture. And morbid and morbid,
I know, but that's my mom. Yeah. Right. And then when I showed her one of the photos,
she cried for three hours. I think she has the same thing. I think some sort of tragedy porn
thing or something. Yeah. Yeah. It's just something weird that we're going on, but
we get, that's what we're not, I don't want her to get addicted to remorse. So we're not giving her
anything. What would she be remorse? You know, a lot of people like, I saw an HBO series, if you
have HBO now, there used to be a great show that I used to watch called autopsy. Yeah, with Dr.
Bodden. With Dr. Bodden, right? So it's a show about like forensics. Okay. It was the first show of
its kind. Now there's millions of shows, but back then that was the only show like that. And they
showed real bodies and stuff and real cases. So it was really interesting, but there was a lady who
in it that had, I think, I'm not lying, 11 kids died. Yeah, I remember. Right. She would have
kids and then two years later, tragedy, they did, the tragedy would happen where they would find,
be found blue in their cribs, right? And so they, she, they, the doctors thought that she had some
sort of disease, some sort of disease that's like not, and for 10 years, every kid would die that
way. Yeah. They thought that they had, she had passed on like a genetic type of thing that was
like fatal after like a certain one of her kids that died was she adopted. Yeah. This Mexican guy
or kid, right? So then the doctor was like, no, this kid has the same symptoms as your other kids,
but this kid, you adopted. And then she, so she was addicted to, what's it that munch constant
munch? Is that what that is? Munch housing? A little on the extreme end of that. The munch
housing by proxy or people like tragic things so that people go, because that's what she was
addicted to. Yeah. People going, I'm so sorry, Elizabeth, whatever her name was, right? So,
um, I don't want my mom to get that. I don't think your mom has that. I just don't want her to get
it. That's all. She doesn't even want a service. Yeah. I mean, that goes to show you that she
doesn't want any attention. She's just grieving on her own and doesn't want to hear from anyone.
What did Steve say? Okay, hang on. That's it. So your brother is taking it clearly different from
you. Like he's already just like your mom. I think that Steve is, is really grieving correctly and
letting himself feel all the feelings, which is, which is a good way. You know, he's not trying
to hold anything back, which is good. I don't know. I'm afraid for this guy. Yeah, I'm afraid too.
I don't know what's going on. Something is going on though. That's a little bit. But when you get
home, I'm going to have you sleep and just relax and catch up on rest. And I think that when that
happens and you can reflect more than maybe you'll be able to let it out properly. I feel it in my
chest and my throat and my mind. I feel it in my bones, man. I want to cry. I just not doing it.
I think I did it already when I got there. For three days, I cried all day long.
And I know, and you did tell me that when you didn't want to see him pass, like your brother
wanted to see him pass. I thought that was weird. And I get it, but my brother didn't want to be
him alone. But he also was kind of obsessed of being there because he just wants to be there
at every second. I was the same way with my dad. Oh, you were? Yeah. I wanted, I wanted to watch
every single rise and fall of his chest until the very end. Yeah. Why? It made me feel like I,
the finality and the full circle-ness of it, it gave me some relief and closure to be like,
okay, this is life. Like he saw me at my beginning. I see him at his end. So it kind of, I like that
full circle feeling of it. Here's, here's the thing that I want to say, which is my dad was
an avid golfer. He taught a lot of Koreans. He put a lot of white dudes in here in Phoenix.
Like when I do shows in Phoenix, I'll have all the white men come to my shows. I used to play
golf with your dad. He was amazing. My dad was a good golfer. My dad played tennis to every Sunday,
my mom and dad and all my family would place tennis at this place. And then afterwards we'd
go to round table pizza and we would play video games and then they would get pizza. And it was
a big, we did that for years and it was up every Sunday. They would do that and it felt,
you know, and that's when I had a car. I, you know, when I was 16, I got a car. So we would go
and it was on drugs, but when I was lucid and there, it was fun. And my dad was always athletic
and he was a hard worker. For the last year, he hasn't moved. He literally can't walk. He can't
be in a wheelchair. He's constantly just in a bed, getting fed through a tube and a stomach and
not being able to talk or communicate. And he wouldn't be able to poo properly. She would have
to, every day we had a hospice nurse toward the end. They'd have to dig the poo out of his butt.
And it, to me, and I know what he is, he, that's powerless. And it, he's in a situation that I
know he doesn't like cause he's an active dude and he was suffering. Okay. And so, and by being there
and watching this man suffer that way, especially when they said, we're not going to feed him or,
you know, imagine what he was going through. All right. And when my brother and I were there
when he saw us, you could tell that it like, they're here. And that's when I cried. But then
when he went into his coma, I was like, I wanted him to go now. Yeah. Not because I wanted over.
I want him there. It's just, I don't want him to suffer. I really don't. And so,
to me, there was a sense of relief. Yeah. When I saw him, I was like, God, thank God.
You know, but my mom and my Steve weren't like that. They were like freaking out. I mean,
and I want to be too. I feel the same way. It's just that I look at it a little different than
they do. I just cannot do it. And I know him. And I just, I think, and I also, this is going to
sound really crazy, but there is a sense that I'm going to see him again. And I'm not a religious
person. I don't, there's no facts. It is a real, and I express that to my dad and my dad, my brother
and my mom, you know, that I'm going to, I feel like I'm going to see him again. It was a real
distinct feeling that it wasn't the end. And it could be. It could be nothingness, but I don't
know for sure. But that's a good feeling to have. But I did have that feeling. And who knows? Yeah.
I like that. There are a lot of people in America that don't bother to say my name correctly,
even if I tell them to say my name correctly. Bobby's dad on first go, the man has had multiple
strokes. Can't really talk that great. And he nailed my name the first time. That's right.
Right. Remember that? And I was shocked. But he, in my mind, I'm like, Oh, he had been told what
my name was, and he probably like, practice it in my head. So when he first met me,
he just said my name. And I was like, Yeah, yeah, my guy. And this event,
you know, we're, it has nothing to do with your due, George. What I'm saying is, is that
it really has nothing to do with you. But I had a couple of friends, Allen Meadows and my friend
Jensen, who I haven't talked to their high school friends. And Jensen was really mad because
he has to know this, but I don't text anyone back. Ask Kristalia. It's just, it maybe it's a habit.
I'm going to change about myself. But a lot of these high school friends, if I don't text them
back right away, they freak out. And they, I feel like they think that I'm doing a Hollywood thing,
or I'm not, you know, but so there's a lot of older friends. I was able to say thank you to them.
And then some newer friends too, like, like, I don't know Ronnie Chiang,
from the Daily Show. Ronnie Chiang. But I was an elevator in Montreal and it was happening. I knew
what he looked like. I knew who he was. So I just turned to him and I go, I like you. And he, we hugged
because I like you too. And he texted, you know, he texted me, you know, I just met Jay Hernandez.
He meant nice, you know, so people, you know, Mike Castle and Lauren, you know, they did it. And
everyone, every guest we've ever had from Bisbing to the Ruin Brothers to
Erson Street to everyone, they all reached out and said, what can we do? In fact, Michael
Rosenbaum has left many audio messages that were really sweet. Nice. I could play one if you want.
I think you can only play it twice. If you don't keep it, you lose it. I don't even finish them.
You lose it. Right? The audios? You can save it, can't you? Yeah, if you decide to keep it. Yeah.
I didn't really listen to it all the way through though. He's the best. Michael Rosenbaum. You know
that he was really worried about you and he reached out to me. He was probably the first person to
know that you were out here. And every day he was like, Hey, how's he doing? How's his dad? And he
reached out to you immediately, right? Yeah. And I'm going to tell you another guy that shocked me.
But as soon as I, because a lot of people aren't in LA, they're on the road or whatever, they're
busy. They don't know that. I'm obviously, they don't think about me all the time, right? As soon
as I posted it, it's, I'm not taking 20 seconds into the post. Delia called me from, because he's
shooting that movie in New Mexico. Action movie. He's an action star now. And he literally goes,
What do you need? I'm here. What do you need? And then
That shouldn't shock you though, sweetheart. Delia is a good guy.
Yeah. You know, what a nice guy. You know,
George is having a hard time keeping serious. I can see his lips percing. You're like,
he's not real, man. He's, he's farmed. He's farmed. It's farmed life, man. They don't know.
They think they know, but they don't. But I love him. Thanks for the food, the grazing and the
potatoes. So over the farm, the farm, the farm, the farm. Thank you for all that. Thank you for all
the fertilizer. So over dinner, you were telling us about the plans for your father's ashes.
And you were telling us about your concerns. Oh, yes. Yes. So, um, my brother and I
are concerned that if we put all his ashes in one urn, that that's definitely his ghost will haunt.
So we split up his ashes. And I kind of sidely said, I want the bottom half.
Yeah. Only the bottom half. Yeah. But I don't think they're going to do that. I don't think they
have that, that kind of technology. What is the reason for the bottom half? Because if his legs
are haunting me, that's, that's not that scary. It's upper body. That's upper body. Yeah. I mean,
okay. If you have two ghost legs with a dick flailing around, nobody or me hiding underneath
the bed and you can definitely see the legs. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, but,
but, um, no, and my mom's like, so she's like, well, it'll be done in two weeks. You know,
we'll have the engraving and all that stuff. Cause obviously I ordered the supreme package
with the name and the dates and the face engraving. Why are you rubbing it in my face? Cause you knew
my dad's like urn was like $20 Tupperware. I know because I just want to let you know that that's
wrong. We didn't have a lot. That's not right. Okay. Don't use, you didn't have money as an excuse.
Figure it out. It was the saddest thing ever. Honestly, they came out and they were like,
this one is the cheapest one. It's $30. And it looked like a cheaper version of,
it was like a cardboard box, a thin cardboard box. And I remember my mom and my sister and I,
we were just so in a state of like death, we were in a state of desperation that we just
collapsed and laughter. Like it was, we were so delirious and, and, and sad and all of the emotions
rushing that we just, we were cry laughing in this mortuary because we were looking at the box,
like this stupid flimsy cardboard box. I'm like, this is what life comes to. That's crazy. Especially
a guy like that, a man who traveled the world, had so many interesting experiences, a long life,
a complex adventurous life that your dad had. That's crazy. And we're all just,
that's why he deserved more than a plastic box. Tupperware. Just get like a regular wooden box
and get some engraving. That's all. Some engraving. You didn't afford it. I know, but you know, figure
it out. But anyway, that's too late. You fuck that up. But the next time, make it better.
I'm sorry. I think you're being, I think you're being excessive. I think you're being excessive.
Come on. Don't get angry. Don't get angry. Come on. We're here. This is a comedy podcast.
We're in a hotel. We're in a hotel. So, yeah. So we're, so even my mom though, she goes,
the boxes will be done in a week or two weeks. And she's like, we can just send it to your house.
She goes, no, keep it here. I go, why? She's like, I'm not having that in my house.
She doesn't want the ashes in her home. Why? She believes in it. Superstition.
Wait, but she, but that's a thing with ashes. I thought ashes was just the remains and the
soul. I don't know. She doesn't know the, she doesn't have the details. You know, she just
knows that the feeling, the feeling, and she'll probably manifest something in her mind.
Yeah. And so we'll just, hold on. Are we bringing the ashes to our home then?
The bottom half. Or we could split it maybe half. I don't know how they're going to do it.
And didn't you say you wanted full bones in it? I was confused by that.
I almost feel like, you know, here's the thing. That's a silly thing to say, my friend.
You said it three hours ago. Very silly thing to say. You said you wanted bone chunks in there.
I said it, but that's silly that you don't know the reason why. Oh, what is the reason?
Yeah. And I don't know how it works. Why are you laughing?
Steve were thinking about it. No, I don't know how it works. Okay. But I feel like in those,
it's an oven, right? A hot oven. It's a hot oven, right? Now they put a body in there.
They take the ashes out, but they don't take all the ashes out. Do they clean it between two bodies?
I don't think they do. I think they do, babe. They would water it down and make it completely
ash free. Probably not. You're probably right. What I'm saying is that we're getting, right,
not full, my dad. We're getting chunks of some old Jewish lady that died fucking four years ago.
Yeah. Right. The little Puerto Rican kid that had a heart defect. He died. I know I'm sad.
So we're getting multiple ghosts in her home. Right. So what I'm saying is that,
but she's like, we can grind it down to an ash or she gave us the option that there can be chunks
of bone. She gave you the option. Oh, that was an option. Yeah. And I go bone. Oh, bone in. Bone in.
Yeah. Dark meat, please. Yeah. Cause if you grind it all the way down, I don't know what I'm getting,
but I feel like chunks of bone, you know, instead of putting the oven to a 10, she did a seven.
That's all I want. So they have chunks. So when I rattle the box, I go, yep, he's in there.
You hear something. Yeah. And then they're like,
they go close because my mom went to go get his favorite outfit, which looks like
pop a Smurf light blue golf pants, a white, I'm not kidding you. Oh, a white turtleneck, right?
And a blight, bright blue pants, bright blue golfers jacket. Who chose this? My mom.
His mom is a very, very eccentric. She goes, this is he at the way this, right?
And they're like, well, should we take it off when you, she wanted it with the clothes too.
Oh, I see. So they're burning the Smurf outfit and the whole thing. And that's happening tomorrow.
And we did, we chose not to attend that because why? Yeah. What? It's morbid. Why? In fact,
today when they were like, you want to see the body one last time and my mom was almost leaning,
I go, mom, it's enough. He was just in a refrigerator for 24 hours. He's not going to look,
he's going to look frozen, you know? And she's like, all right. And then she was giving me kind
of, are you sure? I feel guilty. I go, no, no, we're done. We're not doing that again. We did it.
Oh my God. You have to understand when you're dealing with, when you're supposed to be the
oldest and responsible one, and I'm not responsible, you know, I'm a fuck up. But when you're supposed
to be, I did don't cry. I'm strong. That's probably what it is. I'm going, all right, let's do,
we got to do this. We got to do this. Fill out this. We fill it out. You money, please give
the money. All right. Tell me where you're going to, you know, because if I'm in shambles, then
what? Nothing gets done. Nothing gets done. I had to do it. Yeah. And I think I'm not going to,
maybe it's not going to come out in a weird way, but you know, I know this is not the funniest
podcast, but I can't fake it. We have to talk about real things and that's what happened.
And you guys want to talk about any of your lives or what? There's nothing going on. What's
going on with your life? Mine? Gilbert first. Well, I just got sad because that was great.
Yeah. You know, keep going. Sorry. No, I was thinking about my grandpa. Oh, yes. He was his
Lolo's 80th birthday this past weekend. He flew to Chicago. It's just the way you describe how
your dad like was an active tennis player, played golf and to see him suffering. I just to see my
grandpa's hand now shaking. It's like, Oh, wow. That's so weird. Would you fly back if they said
he's at the end? Yes. Well, good luck. I'm sorry. It sucks. It sucks. I'm sorry.
How about you? Aside from cliff fucking. What have you been doing? Just working hard.
I don't know. No. That's farm. Good. That's far. Answer it. Answer me, man. Yes. Say yes.
Not actually my mom's going through it since they are actually I shouldn't. Is that blood on your
shoulder? Oh, God. From what? I've been looking at that. It reminds me of the movie. Wait, wait,
wait, wait. Let me shoot your shoulder. Are you bleeding dude? He has fucking zits on his shoulder
and they're popping like fucking popcorn onto his shirt. That's how that's fucking crazy. Give me
a hug. I don't think that's it. Give me a hug. Hug on camera. Give me a hug, man. I'm sorry about
it, man. There he is. Hug it out. All right, man. Yeah, you don't have to. You don't have to.
Not just for technical reasons. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there's something going on. Yeah. If there's
like legal stuff going on, we'll get into it later. Okay. Yeah. You're a great sidekick
and a great producer and I really appreciate it. I've been hanging out with Steve Greed and he's
been making fun of me for just being the best sidekick ever. So easy to make fun of. You're such
a good sidekick. Eric's trying to steal me. Did I tell you that? Yeah. Eric Griffin wants to do
a podcast with Kalaila and I think that I thought he was joking at first. I think it would be good.
I'm just saying if you did it like a once a month thing with him and not do a committed thing,
just do one little thing. I love Eric. He was very, very easy to, I just love Eric. You know
how much I love Eric. I think that, you know, when I go on the, when I go travel, when in Hawaii or
Montreal, wherever I go, Phoenix, even when the elevator, they looked at us, these two guys and
they go, we love the podcast. And I think that honestly, especially Montreal, when I would walk
around with my agent and my manager and people, half the people would go, where's Kalaila and
they know your name. I think that that is so powerful for me because you're very good at what
you do. And I think Eric gets it. I think a lot of like Christine, right? Get Christina.
Who? Christina. Oh, Christina. Pazitsky. Pazitsky. Yeah. Christina gets it. These people get it.
Yeah. Right. I think that H3 podcast, Hila, Hila. Hila. Hila is very, I love you.
Hila. We're going to do their show in a couple of minutes. Yeah. So I think that that,
I think just think that you're just somebody that you can't replace and
you're just very good at what you do. And I don't know how much time that's was. How much was that?
We're good. We're pretty good, right? Yeah. How much were we at though?
Over an hour. Yeah. I think that we should keep it at that, maybe? Do I think? No,
yeah, just keep it. I don't think we need it. Yeah, I think that's it. I don't want to push it
because there's a lot, you know, there's a lot of things I want to talk about. We can may save for
the next one. Yeah. That was, you know, I haven't done it in a while. And I think that's a pretty
good one to put out for the kids. I think my brother and I are going to do an, before I leave a
Patreon. And he, I told him he can't get any of the money out of it.
You need to sleep. Are you trying to start wars? Yeah. You need to rest, sweetheart.
Yeah. You're going to sleep well tonight. No, no, I got to go to the store.
All right. Let's get you some sleepy stuff. Any final words?
Yeah. Many final words for people.
No, so it's just, yeah. Yeah. Kimbless lives. Oh, RIP. RIP. He died for a while. Yeah.
For a while. Wait, is he back alive now? It's been, it's, it's the whole news, right? Oh,
shit. What do you mean he's alive again? Can you talk about the fights really quick? Yeah,
I want to do that really quick in the main minute. Okay. The week before the fights were fucking
terrible. Oh yeah. I'm sorry. Every fight was terrible. Not the best. Boring. But this one,
oh fuck, my brother and I were at the hospice Saturday and he goes, let's watch it with that.
I didn't want to watch it with my dad in the room. So we went to the living room area of this hospice
and we put it on and I'm, my brother and I, every match we're like, this is fucking good.
It's a good card. Beginning to end it. I know all of it was so fucking good.
Palocasta and Romero. I mean, just how many shots can he take? Dude. Oh, so you know,
he's 42 years old. Romero was good. I like him a lot. He's 42. He's good. He'll never be champion,
but he's good. And then the Nate Diaz, amazing. So good. Amazing. So good. He hadn't fought in
three years. It's so funny how good that second Conor was three years ago. I thought it, I know,
it's crazy at the time flies. And then even the last Mio chick. Oh my God. So good. Thank you.
Hey, DC was put a body shot over. No, no, no. Like the first round, DC was amazing. Oh, 1-0 for
sure. But after the second round, he looked at his corner and he said, did I lose that round?
Yeah, but I still thought that he was, I know, but he's never said that. So now we have an
insight into what he's thinking. And what he's thinking is, holy shit, this guy's hard this time.
Yeah, I think he knew that though, because I was watching the embedded before that.
And then he went to go shake Mio chick's hand and Mio chick's hand. And he went back to his team.
And he was like, that was a hard hand shake. Oh, yeah. You saw that part? Yeah. He was actually
like, and his, his team knew that Mio chick would be, you know, much harder fighter this time around.
And also he is a guy that I don't think the UFC appreciated that much as a champion. Yeah.
I think that they didn't promote him as much. Yeah. I think that he felt that too through just
interviews and things that glimpses. And I think that he could end up being one of the greatest
heavyweights of all time. Totally. Yeah. I love. Yeah. I love him. He's a, he's very good, but no one
beats DC for me. DC's like my, my favorite. We've got a trilogy now at least. Yeah. Also, Daniel,
I want to say this. I know you're not, you know, we have this thing that's fine, but I want to see
this Daniel Karmé. Okay. Do Tiger belly also. Secondly, okay. We think you're one of the greatest
of all time. Yes. We really do. I've been following your career since day one. I mean, it's early
strike force, strike force. And I've always liked you. I think that you're a very good commentator
as well. That new show that you have on ESPN about like, you know, like the breakdown theory,
breakdown, very good. And I, and I think that you're one of the greatest of all time. So don't
let this, I know you're not listening, but fuck it. Listen. Okay. I know you're not, but I want
you to, and I want you to know that we love you here at Tiger Bell. We also love the Diaz brothers
or anybody that wants to do our show, come cause we're as busy. It's pretty good. But also we have,
I know that Rose Nam, Eunice's direct message to me on Instagram saying that she's on town. She
went, I want to do it. Oh, Johanna, right. So, you know what I mean? But that be Rhonda, you're
invited. Connor, you're invited. Wait, but you didn't say, we didn't say nice things about Rhonda.
You didn't sweetheart. So why would she want to come on your show? Plus she's like super rich
doing WWE now. We're nothing to her. Thanks for listening. I don't want to hear that negativity.
Yeah, but stop there. But anyway, seriously guys, thank you for listening. I'm, I cancel a lot of
road dates because I'm just not in the right frame of mind of doing it. I will be in Hawaii and then
my next road date that I'm going to do is Portland. It's the next one on the books. It's been a really
crazy year for me. I haven't really fully, it's January. I was still on spilling up together.
Yeah. You know, I mean, imagine what I've gone through since then. I mean, you know,
a lot happened then. A lot has happened. This is the craziest year of my life.
And so peace out. Namaste.
Cliff fucking. Okay.
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