TigerBelly - Episode 27: Sorry Wally Wong

Episode Date: February 3, 2016

Bobby apologizes to six people including Charlie Sheen.Judge Neutral Nancy gives her unbiased verdict.Khalyla goes over the possible benefits of sucking on goat teats.We discuss the log cabin... days, cloning siblings, a stalker from Florida and how to lie to win."We are but a patch of blossoming flowers." -B. Lee   Recorded February 01, 2016 Music by Bobby Lee Instagram: @tigerbelly Twitter: @thetigerbelly www.thetigerbelly.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today Hey Welcome to Tiger Belly be Lee Kalilah Gilbert and we have a guy named Georgie porgy doing the camera work and he's a white and he's amazing I love white people. They're kind. We need a little bit of diversity in this. We need diversity in here I want to start off today's podcast by doing many many apologies Daddy spent all day putting out fires didn't he yeah? I had fires to put out today and it's because of this podcast and it's because of my podcasting
Starting point is 00:00:58 I say things that um, I just have no filter and I just say things and I've learned a very valuable lesson lesson lesson lesson and I want to apologize number one to John caparillo John caparillo had a spat with Joey Diaz and I went on Joey Diaz's podcast I might have said some things and my true feelings toward John is that he's a great comic and And he's changed over the years. He's a really nice guy. Um, and You guys just rehashing things that happened like eight years. Yes eight years ago We just had an argument on the phone and I um, I truly apologize. He's a great comedian if you ever
Starting point is 00:01:44 Have John performing at your city just go see him because he's a really good stand-up And he's a father and he's got a beautiful wife and I fucked up And that's what I'm saying. I mean to reiterate my point a few podcasts a few episodes ago Everyone is allowed to have a window of being shitty So if John caparillo's window of not being a great he wasn't no, but we just talked he wasn't shitty It was all our us. Oh, so it was all of you. Yeah. Yeah, we Perceived it wrong so eight years ago. It wasn't him being shitty. It was me being absolutely crazy I this is what I like and Joey Diaz is crazy and Dom Herrera is crazy
Starting point is 00:02:28 John was a good guy and we're bad people. You guys we're bad. I'm a bad person So I apologize to John. Hopefully one day you'll forgive me and also And then on the next episode, he's gonna apologize to Joey Diaz for saying that Joey Diaz was crazy eight years ago Because he was perceived wrong as well. This is just gonna go on On the second thing second apology. I want to apologize to Kate Quigley Last podcast or a couple podcasts ago. I we talked about her and Well, let's let's rehash what you said about her first. He said she had a muscular butt Which I think is not a great compliment. Yeah, and
Starting point is 00:03:11 And so one of you fucking douchebags that listened to this fucking podcast God commented on her fucking Instagram or something and Wrong information. Yeah delivered wrong information and then all of a sudden I get fucking heat from her and So what I said about her was wrong She's a great comedian. She's an up-and-coming comedian I should have never talked about that. I had sexual encounters with her I should never even talk about stuff like that. It's already out there. That's what I'm talking about now
Starting point is 00:03:47 But I want to apologize to Kate Quigley For saying that you had a muscular asshole Yeah, the way with the butt cheeks are muscular the anus must be too and so what did right true You're not gonna have a muscular butt cheeks in a fat loose butthole No, no, no because what assholes are watertight, right because of sphincter sphincters are actually like muscles Yeah, so you have muscles all through that so what I said what I said wasn't wrong True. Okay, right. So all right So Kate and also the thing that she did at the avian awards
Starting point is 00:04:31 With the thing with the black guy. What's his name? Walka-Flocka walka-walka with walka-walka, right? That was all staged And how did you find this out? Because she told you know Brian Redban told me so does Brian Redban angry at you, too Yeah, yeah, I want to apologize to Brian Redban number three number three Brian Redban. Why because He yeah, he kind of Scolded me about why I heard a thing. She heard me and then I went after him You know, I mean like a mad person like pretty bad
Starting point is 00:05:05 Like don't ever fuck like they kind of don't talk to me like that. Well, Brian was more like, you know, dude She's just trying to make it and you're being like sexist and like basically like taking the whole like why are you being? That's fine. That's fine. I was in the wrong I'm the bad person So I apologize to Brian. You're right. Oh great No, just because I have my little notebook in front of me. I know but you cannot You cannot open it. Okay, so what I'm gonna say right now in the show. I had it all prepared. All right, that's fine But that's on you. It's on me. I'm not a comic, but I do have thoughts on
Starting point is 00:05:43 Okay, but that's not okay. I want to say I want to say decayed into Brian Redban This is not swear to God. I don't know the fuck isn't that it's a notebook Whatever Kalilah or whatever judge presiding judge, but not don't get into it yet. I'm not done with my apologies Okay, finish your alright, so let's Recap okay, okay number one. I Swear I so sorry John. I Am I know you are I feel so bad about it. I have a loud mouth. I don't know what I'm doing. I Shouldn't even be doing this
Starting point is 00:06:22 You know, I mean, I'm you know, he did say something on the phone that really made me angry Which was he says well, they're at you know, you're a joke thief. I heard that. Yeah, whoa, like I've never In my whole career have been acute. Well, Wally Wong When I first started my first two weeks. Yeah, Asian guy. I already talked about that But you didn't go tell us rocket to the moon. No, not him. Oh, no, no There's Peter Chen. That's Peter. Get your fucking Asians right Asians, right? Okay There was a comic named Wally Wong on a San Diego and I when I first started doing stand-up I Got on to a TV show which was called make me laugh. It was on Comedy Central and
Starting point is 00:07:07 Mark Cohen was the host and I would been I'd been new comedy for six months and I auditioned for I got it. I don't know why So I'm on a show basically what it is. You have a contestants. They have three comics and Two of the contestants they choose what comic to come up to make them laugh. And so I only had Three minutes of material So Pat Buckles the lady that books the show she goes don't worry about it. You're only gonna get picked once or maybe twice
Starting point is 00:07:36 I got picked every single time. So by the sixth time I had no more jokes, right? So I didn't know what to do. I'm on television. So I took a Wally Wong joke. I rewrote it Mancia style Yeah, and I did it and Okay, so yeah, I stole it. That's a big confession. I went to Wally Wong As soon as I did that and I said I did this. What did he say? Fuck you? Don't have a talk to me again. You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, and he still hates me This Wally Wong fuck it hates me. Fuck. Um, I don't give fuck number five apologize to Wally. So Wally Wong number five Sorry Wally Wong
Starting point is 00:08:17 So, all right. So anyway, John accused me of being a joke thing, which is fine I've never heard that you can look at all my jokes. Tell me who I wrote them fine, let's just move on but So that's my apologies on and then Kate and then Brian I apologize and I'm the bad one. I'm evil incarnate And I shouldn't I should be in prison You know me. I shouldn't be out in the free world so
Starting point is 00:08:45 That's that and you may open up your notebook now, madam disclaimer before this Bobby does not know I Swear to fucking Let me tell you something right now I mean, I'm in the comedy community. I understand. Okay, and it's fickle. Mm-hmm. It's moody And there are revenges that go on and there are think people that talk shit and it could really affect The ebb and flow of my business ebb and flow Okay, so with that in mind you read what you have written down. Okay. I call this the Quigmeyer Stop all right, go. Okay. No, no, no, it's a Quigmeyer. It's a quagmeyer, but it's a Quigmeyer. This is Kate Quigley, right?
Starting point is 00:09:30 Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna bash anybody, but my name is judge neutral Nancy. Okay, Court is in session She wanted me to do that. We talked about before and I'm I'm I'm Saying all this from because I've watched this unfold in the last two days I've read her text messages to you Brian's to you. I've heard I heard Brian on the phone Yeah, his accusations towards you and you know, and I know you personally Yeah, but my name is let me repeat judge neutral Nancy. Okay, so I'm sorry. Thank you Baylor. Thank you So I'm taking a completely unbiased stance here Okay, and as a lover and defender of women of all types my verdict is the following all three of you are guilty
Starting point is 00:10:18 Me including you sir. Okay. We already know that because you've made five fucking apologies Oh Mr. Bobby Lee, oh, and I hadn't bail if please pass me the the verdict the jury Just on camera. So none of this improv works All right, Bobby. Mr. Bobby Lee, you're guilty of having diarrhea of the mouth guilty of kissing and telling and forgiving your unsolicited critique of someone else's comedic credibility Okay, that's what you're guilty of Say you're sorry
Starting point is 00:10:51 I'm sorry What are you doing here? Brian Redban you're guilty of practicing hypocrisy and defending a woman on the supposed grounds of Bobby's sexism and misogyny When you have a podcast called the sexual harassments of Brian Redban wherein you would sexualize the female form at every angle of conversation So you're guilty for that. I love you Redban. I really do. You know, I always rub your belly when I see you and And finally Kate Quigley, you're guilty for dramaticizing a non-issue like me a Woman you have emotions. So we both just need to learn to thicken our fucking skins and learn to roll even with the mean boys
Starting point is 00:11:35 so with that said You Brian Redban Kate Quigley and Bobby Lee are charged with a misdemeanor as As today's presiding judge and a casual spectator of comedians and their drama I sentence you all three of you to three weeks of intense comedy bootcamp held by none other than the hashtag king himself that fan case close case close wow Wow when I got the text from John Capurulo, which I'll read to you May I read it? No, no, no, well, we were done. I already have all these So we'll never talk about it again. Yeah, we're done with that. Let's move the fuck on forward, please
Starting point is 00:12:23 Yeah, you said your apologies. I said my two peas. It's not muscular Right. All right. Let's move on. I have a fucking actually. No, you have a sixth apology to make sir Why a six? Why tell me what's the six? He went this motherfucker this lying motherfucker to my left Went on Joey Diaz's podcast. Oh, yeah, there we go and said. Oh Yeah, I absolutely love to eat ass Who doesn't eat ass? Come on, Coco. You know, everyone eats ass and I love my own ass being eaten I know fucking piece of shit liar when in Rome you lie
Starting point is 00:13:02 You lie to win you lie to win and I'm in the ass eating den of Joey Diaz I can't say I don't like eating it. Well, you think he would attack him because I feel yeah, because he was like Oh, you know, you know me and so I go. No, I like it But then you made what's the name of his the other guy on his podcast you Well, yeah It is a Jew. He's a fat Jew. He's a Jew. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry for that You so many cameras are you were ragging on him for you know, not delving into the you know The deep cavernous the truth is this the truth is this is that's where poopy comes from
Starting point is 00:13:42 Mm-hmm, and I'm always afraid that a turtle head is sticking out. Yep, right? So I'm going down on you, right? There's the the rectum correct anus and I stick my tongue But instead of going in the hole, there's a little tail sticking out that would be poop. Okay for starters You're not supposed you're not supposed to stick your tongue in when you eat ass You're not supposed to tongue fucking asshole. What do you do? You just lick it. You just eat it Eating is actually the wrong word. You just so you don't suck. You put I mean, let me ask you Is it like Boba like Boba you you chew you don't chew anything. There's no chewing. There's a lot of licking
Starting point is 00:14:20 Just a whole lot of licking. Yeah, no sucking. It's the same thing you do. No sucking. What no other no sucking I mean, unless you want to suck the juice out of it. That's your choice, buddy Yeah, I mean, let me just say something. Okay, you're a fucking liar you say things I lie to win. I like to win She wants you to your butter right now. Well, okay one time she stuck remember you stuck with your finger in my butthole Yeah, once I'm like you squeal I squealed the reason why is because she has these cold She is cold with fingers. It's like It's like E.T.'s finger in your butthole, right? That could be exciting. No, it wasn't. Oh, it was like having like an ice pick You know me in my butthole. It's because I didn't cut my nails that day. Yeah. Why did you do that then?
Starting point is 00:15:08 That's so horrible. It's like putting eyes just straight up put it like a sharp steak knife through. Yeah, it didn't feel right It didn't feel right. What was the sound you made? It was like one of like Freddy Krueger's claws inside my butthole. All right, I'm gonna show it happening. You make the sound when it goes in I did that. Bobby one more time. No, I don't want to do it again But um, it's more like a fucking number in your butthole once I Apparently you have and you do all day Apology there it is. All right Apology, I am so sorry
Starting point is 00:15:46 You know how many listeners he has so most of the world at this point thinks that you're an avid ass eater And I just think that's a misrepresentation of this relationship. Okay, I just want to say this too is is that? Podcasts is it's show business. Mm-hmm. Okay. It's not I mean, I I try to be as honest as I can. I mean the ass eating aside I try to be I talk about my life. I talk about the darkness of it and things that happen and stuff But at the end of the day, it's a form of entertainment Okay, so if you're watching a reality show, it's not all Real they have a producer saying came say of this
Starting point is 00:16:28 Chloe react like this. We're gonna put you in this situation. So this can happen All right, because without that, it would just be a bunch of Armenian sitting around a fucking table eating What's an Armenian? I don't know. Whatever they are the hair. What's an Armenian? Whatever, you know Yeah, yeah, so what I'm saying is is that the podcasts are It's a form of show, you know, and so, you know, you you say controversial things you you you push but okay, but I will okay Yes, and no because that controversy Has to be limited to you, right?
Starting point is 00:17:09 So you're free to self-deprecate. You're free to do a lot of things But I don't think that it's fair to throw people under the bus as often as you do I know and so that's why I always come into defense even you know what I do understand Where Kate is coming from because yes, even if you say, you know, comedy is a wild wild west and you should you know Have cow skin at whatnot. We're all still real and we all still have emotions at the end of the day No, and the truth is that she's a talented girl and she's going for her dreams and she's gonna make it and she's got a great Personality and I fucked up John's a very talented guy. I fucked up and I don't know how to like, you know at this point. I already said sorry to them
Starting point is 00:17:47 You know, I won't do it again. I probably will No, I won't do it again. I know I'm gonna learn from it. You're best. You're gonna try to learn from it. I I I always, you know, my dad always said that people who talked about other people were feeble minded Yeah, instead of talking about issues instead of talking about like broader subjects If your focus is always on individual people, then you're feeble mind. Okay, so let me ask you this question then So I've seen stand-up. I'm not gonna name who name who but credible really good stand-ups Talk about other celebrities are like who likes that person or you mean that per you know, I mean they make fun of people Yeah, so why is that okay?
Starting point is 00:18:29 I mean, I'm talking about in the context of like, I mean and when I was on that TV, you know, I mean We were a parody show so we would make fun of you know, I mean other shows So, right, right, right, but here's what I'm saying There's a part there's an element of realness and podcasts that that people believe more So when they look at a parody or if they look at someone's set, there's there's there's still that you know You look at them as if it's still some type of form of entertainment when people listen to podcasts That's not quite the same they they truly feel as though what you're saying and what you're delivering is in fact your truth So that's where you have to be a little bit. Can I ask you this then does Howard Stern do it?
Starting point is 00:19:08 I think that Howard Stern is really an artist with with talking about people without making him feel like they've just been attacked Except with Ari Shavir. That's when he went off on yeah, I'm just saying that there are probably instances, right, you know where Opie and you know and Anthony or opie and Jim they might have talked about somebody Yeah, that they personally know or something they kind of are acquaintance with In a bad light, but in jest because it's a fucking show, right? It's a it's a podcast or a radio show. That's comedy, right, so it's like You know me, why is that how is that different? I think they're like I'm saying it's it's I'm the only one that does that
Starting point is 00:19:54 No, but you do and I'm I'm talking From experience as your girlfriend that you do say things that people might misinterpret All right, you know and feel sensitive about and I I me being one of them I remember when we we had we had broken up, you know Briefly for two days and in those two days. I thought there's no way in hell that This man is going to divulge anything about what just happened because this is so personal and so sensitive But you went on a podcast and you were laughing about how you left me at the top of the stairs crying And and absolutely begging you back
Starting point is 00:20:35 Like you you you said things about me that I thought to myself if my dad were alive, he'd fucking shoot you And it was so painful to hear because I was still it was still fresh and you went on and said it the next day As I was still crying at home trying to figure out what I was going to do with my life I'm a piece of shit. No, no, no, what I'm saying is what I am. I'm a piece of there is a lack of awareness with you I know I'm learning I'm fucking learning. That's it That's it, right today. No today was it I've had enough of it Because it was just one after another after another and I've caused too much damage with my mouth
Starting point is 00:21:13 And I'm I'm no longer going to do it. And but and how about this in your defense? However, this whole Um cake quickly red band thing was really mild in comparison. The reason I didn't I don't think you're very guilty of anything in this situation Yeah, is because I'm thinking of myself and how you all the things that you've said and done to me like on podcast and I've I've I still take it in jest, right? versus them being comedians. I would expect them more To be a little bit more lax about the situation and to be less like Less upset about it overall, you know, because this is really one of your milder forms Your mild this what you said about her was so mild compared to other things you've said about other people Yeah, so but still, you know, it's she has the right to feel sensitive about it
Starting point is 00:22:00 And you know your right to apologize So, I mean um, yeah, I mean I I've learned and I'm growing and that's what life is about, right? Is to learn free mistakes and and and to blossom like a flower and I You know, I really feel believe that this is a turning point for me Floss of me like a flower What? No, I think it's a turning point. I feel so bad about all this stuff I feel so bad about it. I feel so bad about it. I feel so bad about it
Starting point is 00:22:29 Oh, wow. I feel so bad about all this stuff and I I lost friends today. I lost. I think john is never gonna come back Well, you didn't lose him. No, he's done. I mean he just said he's I just apologized. I did a million times But I mean he's he's done and kate He says she says i'm the worst person in the world She said that if someone said I had a muscular ass. Do you know how celebratory I would feel You she goes I hate you if it makes you feel any better kate. I have cellulite in my ass and it is not near as Tight and right as yours and I envy your ass and and you know, bobby was being completely complimentary and
Starting point is 00:23:13 He's learning and blossoming like a flower as a flower. Yeah, I just um I just today was just the worst day of my life. So many bad things happened And um, we could talk about Steven Avery No, we're not gonna talk about Steven Avery. I want to talk about Good segue, I guess You're a lady So who are you? Also, we're not gonna talk about Steven Avery until Eric Griffin gets his ass across the table from us and talks about it
Starting point is 00:23:40 He's doing Hollywood shit right now. So, you know, you asked me to watch it to take a full day off work And I watched it. So you owe him to a dollar making a murder. Yeah. No, that was huge He was supposed to do that like no week ago I don't him any money. You do owe him because he finished it that night. No, he didn't. I don't have no proof of that Oh my god. No, look at me right now. Okay. I'm gonna be late for rent. It's fine. Do you need money? No, I don't need money. No, I wouldn't take it anyone. Let me ask you this. I just want you know, I watched it But could I just say this? Yes, look me in the eye and go lord Just look at me in the eye. I can't call you lord. Yes
Starting point is 00:24:10 Say lord lord may borrow some money I can't do it. Why do you need money? I do. Yeah Yeah, let say lord Lord doesn't wear a hat like that Captain fine. I can go with that. No, not captain. I don't like it because I was okay with it. Yeah. Yeah king King Lee my sire King Lee my sire. King Lee my sire. May I borrow 200 dollars? May I borrow 200 dollars? Yes, you may bitch
Starting point is 00:24:40 Damn it Peasant you're philosophy is a flop. Yeah, I want to talk about This Lady from florida who is in love with you. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay Okay Because I'm the reason why I don't really fucking believe you even brought that up the reason why how can you not believe? I'm gonna bring up everything. Okay. So this is because it's always this will stir up ever All right. This is gonna stir up
Starting point is 00:25:09 I am really afraid that I'm gonna die I have no idea what you guys I'm gonna tell you you fucking asshole. I love you. I mean, okay I I did a show in florida I feel but what if she's listening? She's not fucking listening. She's an old lady. They only go on facebook and that's it That's what they're limited to those are like the the maximum. I'm not gonna say your name internet capabilities I'm now now I'm like figuring out like what not to say I'm afraid to say things because I'm editing myself. Um, no, you should have been more concerned about you talking about brian red
Starting point is 00:25:39 band and that those people who gives a fuck about this lady. We don't know her name even Okay, so here we go So I did a show of five shows in florida in fort lauderdale and one of the shows So, you know, a lot of times I don't go out to greet people. I just don't like it You know, I mean I get sick that way and people get physical with me because I'm small So like white dudes will just pick me up and spin me around like it's okay. Like they think yeah Yeah, and I just didn't want to deal with it But um, I'm sitting in the green room waiting for the audience, you know, the club to clear
Starting point is 00:26:11 And the manager knocked on my door and he says these is old couple and they're huge fans Can you please take a photo with them? I go, sure. Why not? You know, so I go And then I um take a photo and I talk to them And they acted as if like they were so shocked that we didn't talk to them really Star struck, right? I don't know for that. I just think that they're like, I can't believe he's talking to us Yeah, you know, that's being nice. I go, you know, it's beautiful out here. You live in a great place Yeah, I like your hair flowers. I don't know what I was saying and um And then I left it at that but then I went to the casino, which is right next to the club
Starting point is 00:26:49 And I'd be gambling, you know, I mean at a slot machine And I could see them right around the corner staring at me through like the slot machine like the little windows Like, you know the gaps shit one two creeper Yeah, they're like looking at me and then every time I turned she was there Oh It's funny to run into you again For the sixth time. Yeah, and every time I go, oh hi good to see you again And I would go on the other side of the casino and that turned around. Oh, you're here
Starting point is 00:27:17 And so he called me from the casino and he was like, I'm in the slots and there's this like couple like following me all around Just following. Yeah Follow me around And I got scared So I went to the hotel room, right and I came back down. They're still there Follow me around So then, you know, I leave florida did the shows And then I'm on facebook
Starting point is 00:27:39 And she's like No, she calls him. How does she call you? I don't call via facebook. Oh like a facebook call via messenger You can yeah, it was a facebook. It's phone call. No one fucking do that, by the way, right? And I go what because it has her photo on it I go what the fuck and I you know, obviously, I don't pick it up. She keeps calling me, right? And then she leaves me texts. It's like, hey, what are you doing? This lady old lady And then the last text was hey, you can call me, you know, she tried calling again
Starting point is 00:28:11 What you think I want to fuck You crazy lady. So that's a real life stalker. I don't know if it's a stalker, but it's a little weird It's only a stalker if it's not a hot chick If it's anything but a hot chick it's considered a stalker if it was a hot single chick and that was following him around Do you think that he'd be complaining on a podcast like this fuckmill? Yeah, he'd be like, oh, I got it. I cannot tell Yeah, I can't tell my girlfriend about this. I can't talk about it. Yeah, he'd be a little shady about it Yeah, if it was like, you know, like It's only a stalker because she's fat
Starting point is 00:28:40 Yeah, Demi Moore. Yeah, Demi Moore. If it was Demi Moore, I'd be like, no, we're friends Exactly, but no, but I don't know what she wants She wants I don't know what she would want. What do you think it is? Your fucking phone is calling right now. Oh my god, something's happening on my phone. Is she calling? Oh my god, seven more messages from I'm gonna show you. Hold on. Oh Don't say that. Oh, it's it's oh my god. It's crazy. Good. Are we okay? No Oh, shit more from that more
Starting point is 00:29:13 Just keep apologizing. It's not from the lady. It's from the things I apologize before They just keep texting me. Just keep apologizing then. I'm sorry. I just look at the phone. Yeah, I'm sorry phone Should I just say it's like breaded desi. Sorry for Just just you know what we're not we're not gonna go over that right now. We're gonna move on. Okay I will move on from that. But anyway, this lady, what do I do? Just not I mean, I'm nothing, right? Nothing, right? You also cannot open the messages that she sends she sends you because she'll see that you read them And then that's in her head. That's gonna translate as oh, he opened, you know the message and read it It's he's interested. So just yeah, but what do you think she wants from me? She sees. Yeah, I think sex is what it is
Starting point is 00:29:55 But she's got a husband. What the fuck does that matter? Maybe they're trying to look for a third person like collectively. They're trying to hit on you together as a couple I don't know what's wrong with people have guys done that to you in the past that crazy couples. Yeah Oh couples. Oh, yeah couples always approach me and what do they say? Um, it's always the girl and they'll always say like, hey, you know, um, for instance My ex roommate in college. She was in a relationship with this guy named David And um, I knew that David had always found me like attractive and we'd always make, you know, I just I just knew I just felt his energy all the time. And so, um
Starting point is 00:30:33 Oh, we went I remember being at Michael's and we were shopping for like art supplies and she was like, so it's a Valentine's Day Soon and I wanted to give David like, um, you know Uh a present so I asked him what he wanted and he said he wanted a threesome Would you you know be interested because he said he wanted one with you and um, I said no And then her and I ended up getting drunk and hooking up without him Oh, so you Yeah, but he was outside of the door listening and that was enough for him Oh
Starting point is 00:31:03 Yeah, it was really I was really I did a lot of like really strange I don't consider that strange. I feel like that's very college. I feel like that's very I mean, you got to get that right George. You got to get it out of your system at least once George is like, yep Uh, I guess sure Sure Yeah, how about as an adult any situation like that not in college? I mean, I think everyone knows my story I think you do George, right? I have Gilbert, you know
Starting point is 00:31:32 But now yeah, I can't believe you didn't know that story up until I didn't want to because you I asked you Like should I watch it like yeah, you don't have to something aren't I feel like that's I mean That's my only claim to fame is that I went on a podcast and like explicitly like described my relationship And how I my life would living with two men And how we would share the same bed for like years but um On this podcast, I haven't gone into detail about it only because I want to actually invite those two
Starting point is 00:32:05 On the podcast because yeah, the first time that I mentioned it I wasn't saying very like nice things about I I tried to be as fair as possible But I felt like they deserved, you know more complimentary things You know from me and I didn't like I would say some like bullshit So I want them to be present when I retell the story of living with two people So they can at least be like, well, I know like you're full of shit or you hurt me or yeah You know so they can defend themselves Why why what's it? What's the problem? Bobby? It's the text, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:32:37 I just read the text We're not going to discuss it on here because that's private text messages and we're I know but it's We're growing as flowers. I know but there's the flower died The flower died because the thing is is that the flower died because the thing is is that he um Um, I this is like out of control, man It's out of control. You know what? I mean, I just got to learn from this, you know, I fucked up and uh You know, I like I like John You know, but he I think that it's it's un
Starting point is 00:33:08 Salavageable unsalavageable. You can't salvage that friendship. Yeah, it's destroyed and um I shouldn't have gone on joy deals podcast but I did and um I'm I feel absolutely bad about it and maybe I am a piece of shit We should set some new rules for this podcast. Let me ask you something. Am I a piece of shit? You are sometimes. No, no, I mean just in general. No, I don't think that Inherently you're a piece of shit. No, but
Starting point is 00:33:38 Yeah, like I think that you truly have a good heart. Your intentions are in the right place Like I've never met a more generous person You're really kind to people who approach you or strangers that approach you you're really kind when people need help or money Like you've you've always been there from what from what I see you've always been there for for friends in need anything at all but you really do suffer from Diary of the mouth
Starting point is 00:34:03 And I think that it has costed you You know Some you know important things in your career. Like, you know, even the whole you opening Your mouth about um vince von. That's one example We already did we talked about it in the past I mean up there to you have you're very loud And you have the tendency to just throw You know caution to the wind
Starting point is 00:34:30 You're just like, ah, fuck it. I'm just gonna say it and you give like everything from First last name social security number like you want to fully identify these people like every single time So it is really specific. Yeah, it's like Claire from Ohio beta birth, you know, do you want her Paris name? I don't know Bobby. Let me tell you anyways. I was like, I don't want no Paris names Right, so you could be a little bit more conscientious about you know, what information we can talk about people all we want Just like we never have to say names ever ever ever ever ever That's a new rule. Okay, but you're not a piece of shit, but you're not I am
Starting point is 00:35:05 I just got off the phone with someone that you've probably never met and they said uh One of the producers from second city. Tell me tell me because I need I need some good feelings I need I need I need some nice affirmation affirmation. We were talking about a project We're talking about a project. Okay. Well, now you're a piece of shit. You are a piece of shit because that's how I talk He is fart. We're good. Okay. So what did he say? Who the second city guy? Oh my god. We're back to that. So we had a quick power. I never I never got even to the thing So what happened was I called him and he was like we were talking about past projects
Starting point is 00:35:35 You've been and uh, you did these talk shows for second city or a talk show That's like the city to promote your time at up comedy club. I never did it. You did it because there's video footage of it Oh, I did it. Yeah, and he said Yeah, we didn't know how to feel about bobby at first because we're like, oh celebrities They come in there and they're kind of like cold. They do their thing they get out. They say you're very charming Yeah, very nice and you stayed after and kept talking. Yeah, that's jeff. His name is jeff really didn't make me feel better Sorry jeff. I didn't make it. Yeah, it shouldn't make him feel better because I know a lot of con artists who are charming Like the actually con artists always appear charming at first. Listen. Listen. Okay
Starting point is 00:36:11 Listen to this. I'm gonna hold you with my feet because you need a hug Listen, you know, I have character defects and I want to keep talking about this But it's just like this is this podcast is just this episode is going to be about You know what I mean character my my own character. I apologize But I have character defects. That's one of them Um, hopefully I have good, you know qualities about myself But I truly feel bad About what's come down today and it all came down all at once
Starting point is 00:36:42 You know with kate and john and red band or whatever and um You know, that's it. I I've really I feel like I've learned I really do. So I'm no longer gonna do that Fuck it. Let's move on. You know, I mean I you know I have to clean my side of the street, you know, and I'm gonna I'm gonna do that And I will make it up to these people. There we go for sure. Okay So I'm gonna have kate quickly feature
Starting point is 00:37:14 I I decide that you don't I know make it happen Hey babe, make it happen. Eat your butt out. Yeah But um, I haven't also slept. So this is just a weird thing, you know Why haven't you slept? I had a table read in the morning and then um, oh and I just didn't sleep that much and then all this shit happened And I'm just and then we had to get a computer right and then Whenever We had a power outage yesterday. Did you know?
Starting point is 00:37:44 The winds have just been howling past la so yesterday We didn't have power between the hours of like five I actually know 4 p.m. To like 8 p.m And so bobby and I decided that instead of going to go get candles that we should just live in the darkness And so but then so the elevators were shut. There was no light anywhere. This house was pitch black I had to get ready for a dinner So I thought to myself, you know what Kala? Don't be a pussy live like the live like the old ages So I took a cold ass shower. Yeah, not channeling my inner George Kimmel
Starting point is 00:38:17 Yeah, I was screaming and he was laughing outside because he could hear me screaming in the shower Yeah ice cold shower. I literally think I can live in those days. It was fun Yeah, I can live in the log cabin days You know log cabin days. Yeah, where you do candles, right lantern and you have to like, you know eat possums I mean, he doesn't shower now anyway, so it's yeah, I think I can do it. I think that there's a piece to it You know, what do you mean? There's a like there's no gadgets. There's no like things that distract you You know, I mean, there's there's a quietness and also it's like I just feel like What are you talking about? You were in your iPad in the dark and your phone
Starting point is 00:38:58 You were like double fisting gadgets It's just like not even using it. You're just like my minority report. Just you know what I'm saying is not Not yesterday. Oh, I'm just saying if I was 100 years 200 years ago, you know, yeah Like I you know, I had a horse and I you know and log cabin And you're right. What is that period? What's log cabin? Yeah, log cabin days. You know what I mean? And linky link it linkin sounds the pathway neighbor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and then there's like muskets You think you can really hunt Why I I don't know now. I want to I want to see you operate a musket
Starting point is 00:39:33 No, but I think if I lived in that day and age, I would have to learn Yeah, right. So I do the thing with the stick and the inside the thing Is that how you do a musket? Oh a musket. I was like, they were churning butter. No, yeah Oh, I would do that too. Yeah. Yeah, I would cow milk You'd what I would milk the cow. Why did you put that said it's like, I don't know I would cow milk. So when the power the power finally came back on and then the microwave wasn't working And I said, you know, it's probably you know, the fuse box go find the fuse box And then what did you walk to first blindly turning everything on and off on and off like 50 times
Starting point is 00:40:07 And he's like, it's not working. And then I went to the fuse box and it literally said there's a sign right there Microwave and hood it was off like he just doesn't know the fucking green. It doesn't say fuck you Fuck you because it doesn't say microwave. It just says hood, bitch But don't you know what the fuck a hood is? Do you know what a hood is? In the kitchen in the kitchen. It's Don't lie over the stove. Yes. Thank you Gilbert. I will say I am I cook a lot Yeah, George. Did you know that? Thank you. God bless you and that's why you're here. But if you had if you're my voice of reason
Starting point is 00:40:38 But but George, let me just say if you let's suppose you looked into the fuse box And there was just one thing turned off. Wouldn't you at least try to turn it on and see if it works? Yeah, see see fuck you George Answered wrong. Thank you, George. You have to lie to win But it was really it was really reinvigorating for me. I mean I all my gadgets were my charger Everything was dead. So I was just laying in the dark as he was double-fisting his gadgets I took a cold shower and I felt alive and Like
Starting point is 00:41:07 Purposeful again. Oh, wow And I I think that you and I should go power out for two days out of the week For like two months. Nope And we should just sit outside. I won't even go camping with you. We can go glamping I would never go camping with you. Why is that? I just don't do that. Why? I mean you're already you're somebody who hates to shower and bathe so bitch What he said, I don't know. No, no, here's the thing. Okay. I don't want Lyme disease
Starting point is 00:41:39 And that's the truth. That's Lyme disease is from a white spotted deer exactly and they're there and they're in Lyme, Connecticut and Connecticut And mostly in the east coast. I mean, I think they do Have some in California. I saw a documentary of a California ranger And he had full-blown limey And he got it from like the california woods So I'm not gonna go get Lyme disease That's valid
Starting point is 00:42:07 It's like when I saw that do we talk about that movie maroo? Um, you mentioned it. Did we mention it? Like I'm not gonna do that. You're not gonna go climbing. You know what I mean? Because I don't want to die You know, I mean, I'm not gonna go Into the ocean and swim with the sharks. I'm not gonna Hang out with Lyme, but you're okay dying from diabetes. I'm not I don't have diabetes. That's a pretty that's a more morbid death I don't have a diabetes at least if you go out in the nature. You might I don't have diabetes a poetic death But diabetes is not a poetic death. I don't have diabetes though. You're on your way there. Yeah, but I'm not there yet
Starting point is 00:42:42 So I'm not dying from it. Think We just talk All right, sorry I'm sorry based on the apologies based on the apology. Oh now. Hey, hey, can you hug him with your feet? No, no Remember what I was doing that earlier like this? Yeah Okay, oh shit All right, so um, I think we got a little lost, huh? I saw this. I was watching bill
Starting point is 00:43:07 I'm never lost. I'm full of ideas all day. I'm so tired and I you know, I had such a bad day I'm just gonna keep talking and you're just gonna chime in as you please So I was watching bill mar and he had this guy on this doctor named a doctor samir chachoa And apparently so charlie she knows hiv positive, right? Yeah, so apparently deserves it I mean, whoa. Hey, that's gonna be an eighth apology later on. You better. I'm sorry charlie sorry So doctors just stop for a second. Okay. Just stop for a second. Okay. This is interesting. I know I will get to it Coach a tactic. All right
Starting point is 00:43:47 He deserves it and reason because he's like Fucking everything porn stars want any condoms and he's like doing cocaine and snorting all kinds of different things and I'll ball and die fucking. You know, I mean, it's like he playing with fire. He was playing with fire. It's like You know, it's like it wasn't a surprise. It's like well done. Yeah, he No one deserves it. I mean, he doesn't deserve. He's gonna die. He had it coming. He's that's it. There you're here He's not gonna die too. He's gonna take the you know the cocktails
Starting point is 00:44:20 You know, jeff at the the comedy story. We have a Am I gonna apologize for this? Um, yes. Just can you just stop with a fucking name? I love the theme Am I gonna apologize? No, no more. No more. No more. No more. I'm gonna stop you right there, sir. All right. Well, I know somebody What are these physical features? I know somebody that has Hiv Okay, right and he's been alive for 30 years. He takes the cocktail. That's all I'm gonna say. How is that wrong? Just don't say the name though. Oh Oh my god, I just thought of a really scandalous story that I want to share
Starting point is 00:44:55 God, it's not really about him though. Okay. We'll talk about Samir Chachoa. You you derailing me, Bobby I was I was I had it on here. I was gonna talk about it, but you can't derail me You what you do is this you bring up a topic We sway to the left and then you you bring it back to the topic. Okay Back to Samir Chachoa. So I was watching Bill Maher and this guy. So Charlie Sheen had decided to Hey man, come on Get it out. He fucking deserves it. Okay. Charlie Sheen decides that he's gonna
Starting point is 00:45:31 Stop his antiretroviral medication. He gets off the cocktail Right and he he wants to try this experimental new treatment. So he meets this doctor He goes down to Mexico. He meets this doctor and this doctor claims to have the cure for hiv and several different cancers And his method is this he actually Extracts or like takes this virus from like from goats. So apparently he says that there are these You know, um, what do you call those drug addicts in Mexico in a small town in Mexico Who are who use like needles and who basically are very high risk for hiv, right? But he then continued he supposedly wondered why aren't these young kids or none of them have h have hiv
Starting point is 00:46:13 Like it's literally zero in this entire population and they're so high risk because they're their needle users and you know They whatever whatever they engage in like, you know That type of activity So then he realized that apparently these kids were or these people were drinking milk from an arthritic goat And so he then looked at the goat and thought what is in this goat? That is not allowing for Hiv to be present in like human bodies or whatever right when people in the people who drink this goat milk
Starting point is 00:46:49 Let me ask you this though. Just kind of ask a question. Yeah Did these kids did they have AIDS before and then they drank the no he is all I'm saying is What he's saying you have to have the AIDS before you get it? No, no, no, but usually if you look at a like a like a trouble population, right? Let's see like IV IV needle like users, right? They're always at risk for hep C So if you look at the drug population in LA or like drug users here, there's always going to be a percentage of them Where hiv is this in? This is supposed this is all speculation. Okay. I'm getting to my point here
Starting point is 00:47:21 But I don't what town is it? It's somewhere in Mexico. This guy is not like uh, like there's no sound there. There's no Fact so So anyways, charlie sheen then goes on this, you know um He gets injected with this so-called like virus that doesn't allow for the proliferation of HIV, right? And so and then the doctor claims that and charlie sheen claims that he was completely negative Like it wasn't even detectable in his body at all. That's the claim, right?
Starting point is 00:47:53 and um He that this doctor was so sure of his cure that Supposedly he took he drew blood from charlie sheen In a syringe and then injected it into himself Why come on man, that's some But then everybody is calling this guy a quack and is saying like there's absolutely because you know, um, but can I say this? Yeah, go ahead. I was an eminent and when I do the shows they have a magician before Yeah, you're right that goes around to the tables at the club and does magic trick
Starting point is 00:48:29 Yeah, and so we were in the back alley before I went up and he goes he picked a thing I picked it and then you know the nine, right and the stick in your thing I stuck it in my thing my pocket and then he does this and it was not in my pocket anymore. It was in his hand again That could have happened. It could have been a magic. Holy shit. That was your side I Thought you had started to talk about As a magic chocolate. No, no, what I'm saying is is that there are people out there with sleight of hand Right
Starting point is 00:49:06 And they have you know, I mean you don't know where they're going with their hands And he might be a magician and so he hit the vial He took you know, I mean the the aids out of his charlie Right and he did something with his hands. They put a different vial and stuck it in his arm And then we go, oh, it's a miracle and then I have aids. I'm in Mexico and I'm sucking a fucking goat's dick You know I don't know that's the juice. I don't know that's what she said and then and then the doctor goes In your face and it was just a trick on me
Starting point is 00:49:35 I feel like that's in fact what he would do like if he if bobby was HIV positive and he heard of this like You know possible like cure like he would go to Mexico and instead of sucking the teeth He would suck a goat's dick. He probably wouldn't be a goat. I think it's a goat, but it's like a cow or something Oh, man, so anyway, what happens that we we curve back to the story Go left. Go right. That's that's basically it. So he's like, I guess, um, you know We're all trying to figure out including um, because he was a guest on bill mar like if this guy is a quack And he keeps claiming that like cedar cyanide had a copy of his study but buried it because you know The pharmaceutical companies won't allow for you to lose money if they find a cure to these things, right?
Starting point is 00:50:16 I mean cocktails are really really expensive so I believe somewhere there are complete cures for all cancers or most cancers and aids You know, but that pharmaceutical company pharmaceutical companies They just you know, either buy that technology or they you know, maybe they oppress it, you know, because they don't want to lose money Yeah, I really do believe at this day and age. I mean, of course I mean, you can literally take a fish and like make it bioluminescent You can take any type of like living cell and make it
Starting point is 00:50:48 Glown to dark like it's like it's like those korean korean people. Yeah, they they cloned a fucking dog For $86,000 you can get your dead dog clone. So like you have to take your dead dog from the vet after it's been euthanized You have to put it over your kitchen counter shave it and then harvest some cells and then send it over to a lab in korea for them to Grow it in a lab. And so these two this couple lost their boxer And they got two identical clones Made in korea for $86,000. So so Theoretically you could do that with a human then. Yes, that's you could human theoretically. Yes
Starting point is 00:51:30 Then I have a question for you. Mm-hmm. Let's suppose You know, I had a sister Right and she died Okay, and I took her cells. I went to korea. I go. Can you clone her? Right? And then They clone her and then I made love to her would that be insistent? Jesus christ, man. What the fuck you can't Would that be incest? Yeah, because incest is a state of mind. It was not really her It is her. It's a state of mind. It's her. It's her exact identical. Yeah, but you could just say your name is felicia You know, I mean, you're not my sister
Starting point is 00:52:03 Wait, first of all, why would you go all through all that trouble to fuck a clod of your sister? I'm just asking just, you know, logistics logistics. Yeah I mean, look incest is not a crime if you want to do with your brother now you can Yeah, because it's not really my sister, but it looks like her. Anyway, let's move on But that's even more bothersome that it looks exactly like her and that you would all of a sudden I wouldn't do it. I'm just saying that if you did do that, would that be incest? But it probably would be because it's same blood. Yeah. Okay. I answer my own question. That's fine I have if your cats die, would you guys go to that process of trying to clone your cats?
Starting point is 00:52:37 Or would you want to go natural death? No, no, no, I I would I would I don't want them to listen because they're over there. The cats are outside the door Probably only um Probably only gooner So you prefer gooner over the rest. No, I love them all the same I love them all the same That's not what you just said. No, but the cats they don't understand what I'm saying. So the little one, right He doesn't exactly know who I am
Starting point is 00:53:05 Um, you know what I mean? I don't mean mean only Wants me to touch her when the other two are asleep So she acts like a fucking bitch all day, right? I go meing meing, right? And she'll just walk away from me But as soon as the two boys are asleep, she jumps on top of me very lovely. I don't like it You know what I mean? It's fickle. It's um You know what I mean? But gooner, my middle son cat just adores me and he looks at me in such a like
Starting point is 00:53:37 You know in like I love you kind of a father. Yeah, you know But don't tell them I said that I won't sweetie. What about you clout you would do it clone Yeah, I'd probably I'm trying to figure out if I would actually clone bobby You'd have to I probably want you in like maybe a hybrid of you with who with who Maybe someone slightly taller tom hardy. I fucking knew it bitch with tom hardy. No guile garcía Bernal You would clone me with him. Yeah, but he's not tall. He's about your height. Yeah, someone taller. Um, let me see Little benicio del toro
Starting point is 00:54:15 Maybe I feel like you're a shorter fatter wider asian version of him anyways. Thank you Thank you so much Thank you so much. But you know, I just think that why won't they clone people? It's just the immoral you would be surprised how advanced science is and how far They actually are without us knowing like they there's so much They you know, they have to they they would never Release certain information like that out. I believe they can do it and I believe the reason why they'll never do it is because
Starting point is 00:54:51 It would destroy religion. I think If we could then create man, right? That that would I think that would like deter people from joining Religions or believing in God. No, it's the one thing God has creating. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, right. I don't know There's a point to that. Yeah But it's beyond that. It's like it's it's it's ethics too. You got to think about it in a sense of like What would that mean to you know, our idea of kindness of love or morals and values because we always think We always think those things have to exist because we only have one shot on in this lifetime, right?
Starting point is 00:55:27 So I think it would shake more than just religion. It would shake the foundation of you know No, we only our beliefs because we believe things so strongly because we think we only live this one life We only live this one life because if you clone me, that's not me It's a different brain It's you know, I mean, it's not going to be my consciousness. It's not it's not going to be the environment you grew up in So it's going to be the same baseline, but you know, we are an environment of nature and nurture So if that if that clone is nurtured in a different way, it it could go down a completely different path I would love to see like I would love to see a version of me, but raised in like
Starting point is 00:56:04 Sylvester Stallone's house Philly, so okay like like um, what's that orphan black right? Yeah, yeah orphan black Yeah, so it's like it's many many versions of her just in different countries and in different, um, you know Kinds of life or like an English me. Hello there Right and then he shows me his dick. I go. That's me Hello there. You want to see my dick and then he shows it. I'll be like, that's me just you two talking And I'll go hello there. I'll show my dick Right, I would clone my sister for sure
Starting point is 00:56:37 I feel like I I know for a fact that there's nothing that would devastate me more in this life than losing my sister Oh, me too. And I I know for a fact that I would search The moon and back to find Another her and I wouldn't stop until I did and I would raise all the money in the world to try to clone her I would probably clone steve. Yeah. Yeah and raise them as my son Really? That's great as your son. Well, you would have to raise coinda as your daughter, right? Yes, right?
Starting point is 00:57:08 So she would be a baby and you would raise her But that wouldn't be your daughter to be your sister daughter Yeah, and that would be steve like, you know what I mean, but I would do things I'm not going to say anything But I would stop things from happening back in the beginning To happen with my brother. Yes, you know things that might have like hurt him No things that he does now That's a little disturbing. I would stop it then. I can't get into it because he told me that if I talk about him
Starting point is 00:57:36 Then I'm going to be in big trouble. So I'm not Okay You see wow, you're lost. I'm going flower. Yeah, it makes it makes this podcast so boring This flower is not dead. You can talk about anybody, but they have to be sitting across from you so that they can defend themselves I think that's a new rule too. Yeah, so I think that I think I think that Kate Quigley should be allowed to come here and say, hey, Bobby, you are this a bcb You know what that's exactly. So Kate John red band if you want to come do our podcast
Starting point is 00:58:11 And defend yourself and we can have a you know a grown-up talk about it. We have five mexican listeners Yeah, we only have five mexican listeners. Then let's let's do it because I really do mean I We have we have to start having guests anyway, right? Yeah Yeah, we should start having guests and um, I just think that uh, we need to do that eventually, you know Please don't touch Don't touch. Sorry. Okay. I'm tired of your shit All right. Yeah, who am I? King
Starting point is 00:58:42 Lee sire. Thank you. Thank you so much. Do we have a question Gilbert? unhelpful advice with Bobby Lee and Kalilah Hey, this question is for Kalilah. How do you keep your own sense of purpose and ambition that doesn't revolve around Bobby? And before Bobby, have you ever lost sense of purpose in life? I love you guys a lot. You're all fantastic. Gilbo Kalilah. Bobby Lee You give the funniest advice hashtag launchpad. My name is albert. Can you give me a nickname? I already forgot the question How do you keep your own sense of purpose and ambition that doesn't revolve around?
Starting point is 00:59:14 Okay, second part and before bobby bean What is for albert? Yeah, how do you know he's mexican albert? It's albert. So It'll be alberto. I don't care stinky bean. There you go, albert. Bobby Lee has named you stinky bean And before bobby, have you have you ever lost your sense of purpose in life? Yeah, all the time today. I mean at least three times a day. I lose purpose She goes through all kinds of things. I go through just the whole gamut of emotions. She really does I think that there were points in my life I mean even previous to bobby where I was so sure I was so hell bent on one direction
Starting point is 00:59:47 And I and I thought that I was going to be this you know This this doctor and that I was going to have a successful doctor life and that was just I was so That's what I thought I was going to do for the rest of my life And you know when things happen and you start to make concessions because you think you're getting older and then I lost my way 50 million times and I met bobby and um I've lost my way while I've been with him too, but I I take that all in stride and I I'm proud of of
Starting point is 01:00:17 Getting lost. I think I if if I was on this continually straight path at all times. I think that I You know, I'd be I don't think I would be as aware and I don't think I'd be as as as happy I'm actually not even happy right now and why why? This whole stress and I just can I just be honest? Yeah I realized that this whole comedy drama is just part of it all But it as a partner it stresses me out. Yeah And I don't know how to deflect it because I live with you and I'm not in that game So it's hard for me to feel like I want to defend you right, but it's not my place
Starting point is 01:01:00 And at the same time I also feel like I don't want to defend you because I want you to know when you're doing things wrong And today I've just felt so Like icky Ari Shafir And I had problems. He beat the shit out of me three weeks in a row like punching me in the face and all physically attacking me and I was bleeding and bloody and I was scared for my life and When it's all said and done he was in the wrong, but can I say something? I forgive him and we're friends and we're friends. I mean, it's
Starting point is 01:01:31 You know, he made a mistake. Sure. He went violent, but You know, he's a great comic. I love him dearly. I was friends with him Before that all that had happened It was a misunderstanding And you know in life you grow and you you make mistakes and I'm not Perfect and I made I make massive mistakes And I really do mean I'm sorry to these people. So it's like, you know at the end of the day, it's like
Starting point is 01:01:58 You know, you're gonna especially in this business. You're gonna create That comics create drama Because we we say things, you know, and we We don't have filters and you know and some comics are worse than others and I'm just I just happen to be, you know, really bad at it but um You know, these are people that I know and I personally apologize You know, okay, but back to albert that guy. I have a better answer for him now
Starting point is 01:02:26 Because he said that what's my sense of purpose outside of bobby and I feel like that's a little bit of a dig I I'm not someone whose whole life revolves around bobby It may seem as such because he's you know, the only instagram posts I put up are of me and bobby But there's a reason for that the reason being I don't I used to be someone who posted pictures of my mom my sister People that were really close to me But as soon as I realized the types that were leaving comments, I didn't want them to be open to attacks So this is my way of preserving my family And so I know that the only people whose picture I put up whether it's you or jenna or bobby are people who are in the industry
Starting point is 01:03:07 and who probably You know Are our Should be open to those type of attacks. Anyways, like I I want to always protect Everyone else my friends and my family and that's why I've been instagram has Is not fun for me anymore because it's not even personalized to me anymore. I always go on there Being more objective about what I have to post Versus what I want to post
Starting point is 01:03:35 And um, it's not a space It's like it doesn't feel authentic for me anymore because I'm worried. I don't want people saying anything about myself Oh, yeah, I think the last I did post one of my sister, but I made sure that you know She looked really good Like that no one can say she didn't look fucking good But before I used to care less um Yeah, so are we wrapping this up? There you go. Yeah, she won iowa clinton. What is that? She won the iowa iowa caucus
Starting point is 01:04:03 Yeah, oh, but she bernie didn't win No, she did I said oh bernie Um Ted Cruz won. I'm so sorry. This was a weird podcast, but you know, they're all different We're just trying out um Uh video content too. Yeah, so, you know, we'll take a stab at it and see where it goes um Any shows plug your shows babe. This is the where am I going? I love you go plug your nose. Where am I going? I'm playing houston soon
Starting point is 01:04:36 So you're playing houston valentine's weekend valentine's weekend houston texas and then the weekend after that you play schomburg schomburg chicago So chicago improv improv and then the march 4th through 6th. You are at san jose san jose improv And your next two dates after that are um ontario improv and the new club in oxard And the thing is is this if you forget about that shit Also, can I just say this just just while we're on this topic? You don't have to yell out tiger belly. You know, I mean like throughout the show if you come They do that. Oh, yeah You know, it's fine. You know, I appreciate it and I love it. I love people, you know
Starting point is 01:05:19 um, but make sure you come give me a hug and um, you know It's just really bad about today You apologized I feel bad about today I don't know if I could stop What the fuck Right after this just starts talking more shit. What is that face? Can we zoom up on this face? Is there a way to zoom up on this face? I have problems What is this face?
Starting point is 01:05:53 I'm crying What the fuck is wrong? It's like three minutes of this Oh, wow, that was a workout Well, thanks guys for listening. Uh, you can follow us on instagram at the tiger belly You can email us any questions at the tiger belly at gmail.com. You can follow us on twitter at the tiger belly And uh, you can see bobby shows at www.bobbyleelive.com And that's about it anything kalayla any good buys you want to say houston for them one more time because you said it
Starting point is 01:06:32 There we go. I also said lime connetica But see you guys next week. Ciao For the Hey prime members you can listen to tiger belly ad free on amazon music Download the amazon music app today or you can listen ad free with wondery plus in apple podcast Before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at wondery.com slash survey

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