TigerBelly - Episode 39: Ring and Sweats

Episode Date: May 4, 2016

Bobby won't suck the venom out to save a friend. Khalyla wants to give someone her 200%. Gilbert is Professor Charles Xavier. We talk Asian sex symbols, TigerBelly club rules, and self-tickl...ing.   Recorded May 2, 2016 Music by Bobby Lee Instagram: @tigerbelly Twitter: @thetigerbelly YouTube.com/tigerbelly Facebook: thetigerbelly www.thetigerbelly.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Prime members you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today Oh God welcome to another episode of Tiger Belly and Bob Gilbert We got Pink Dick George and Kalilah here, and we're very excited to do this next episode of the Tiger Belly Are we? Rising Sun I want to say something up front and I want to say that I appreciate and I love Tiger Belly fans I really do
Starting point is 00:01:21 I dream about you guys I want to have sexual intercourse with every single one of you, male or female And I just love you, but there are just certain things that I want to throw out there things not to do Okay Last night I was at the comedy store Packed room People are in the room I go up tell a couple of first jokes
Starting point is 00:01:43 And then all of a sudden I hear from the back George has a pink dick And it just puts and then I have to explain to the audience I have a podcast we have a producer his name is George. He has a pink dick You know and and the audience is going and the audience is going what why would you know I mean then I have to explain Why I would even have to say that he has a pink dick Which is because of the fact that he's white, you know, and it's a whole thing, right? That's number one not to yell out that out. Okay. Number two
Starting point is 00:02:14 If I'm in a meeting Yeah I swear to God No Every single a meeting I'll walk by someone to go to the bathroom and someone will yell out in an a meeting. Hey, dude, George is a pink dick And I want to go ladies up there talking about God and about you know how a saved her life If you yell out George is a pink dick out loud
Starting point is 00:02:37 Then I have to explain everyone to the room what that fucking that means and I don't want to do that out of the time You know me and then everyone think I'm going to relapse and I relapsed It's awkward Bobby relapsed he's on heroin because you know, I mean people are now are yelling he's sucking guys dicks pink dick He knows their pink Yeah, yeah, so Especially on your way to the bathroom Yeah
Starting point is 00:02:55 Yeah, yeah, yeah Like I'm sucking up George in the bathroom Like that's a code phrase So the two places not to yell that out are those two environments Other than that if I'm driving down the street walking down the street You mean you can say George is a pink dick You can just yell out tiger belly That works too
Starting point is 00:03:13 That works fine too That's a good one Yeah in a show or in a a meeting you can yell out tiger belly Yeah Right because then I can go it's a podcast he's you know, he's a newcomer or whatever Yeah Or in a show I can go that's my he's a fan of the time George is a pink dick there's too much to explain
Starting point is 00:03:28 Right George is a pink dick was only to be used for a photo op if you wanted a photo with Bobby that's what you would say Yeah, yeah He does have one though Yes You know and the second thing I want to address Is that the greatest upset in sports history happened today and nobody in the media is talking about it I think all of Europe is probably talking about it Yeah the rest of the world is
Starting point is 00:03:55 But Leicester City A team that was 5,000 to one to win the Premier League Here's another statistic is that you know what also odds is 5,000 to one that Elvis is still alive That's a fan Right so that's how crazy Yeah Leicester City winning the championship is Yeah there's a carpenter from Leicester City who put in five five bucks
Starting point is 00:04:20 Yeah And he won 25 grand Yeah Like if you if we would have put in five grand we'd be millionaires Yeah If you put in a hundred dollars you would have been half a million dollars up Yeah we fucked it up We fucked up
Starting point is 00:04:33 But you would never know that would be the somebody would have told you that was the worst bet that you could ever It's like throwing a hundred dollars away I think even mid-season the odds were still a thousand to one Yeah and they were atop in the mid-season it's just it's an amazing It's so unlikely because this is a team I think like just a few years ago they were in the third tier of the Premier League Yeah And it just got back into the Premier League like what 2014 or something like that Yeah
Starting point is 00:05:02 And the closest they ever even came to a championship was like in 1929 when they came in second place That was the closest they ever came They didn't want to take second place No 1929 Oh like way way back then Oh in 1929 they might have in second place Yeah That's the closest they ever came to to glory
Starting point is 00:05:19 Yeah It's a club's been around for 125 years Whoa And they won and it's you listen Here are the teams that are in the league Chelsea Manchester United Manchester City
Starting point is 00:05:33 Arsenal I mean these are juggernaut global like names with all these teams have huge stars on them All star And you don't know anybody from over now you do Now you know Jamie Vardy Jamie Vardy and That's another thing that's really cool too is like you know we always Gilbert and I always talk about the journeyman type of athlete Yeah
Starting point is 00:05:55 And this is a guy who is basically he's relatively unknown Do you know how old he is? 29 He's a late bloomer He's at the end oh wow Well no but now he is playing for the England national team And then Mara is too right Yeah and then another guy Drinkwater
Starting point is 00:06:07 He's their midfielder That's his actual name by the way Drinkwater Drinkwater Drinkwater Drinkwater Drinkwater Yeah
Starting point is 00:06:16 And this was a club like I think in 2002 was going to be dissolved as a team altogether And I think like Gary Lineker or something like put the money out to save the team It's pretty amazing It's an amazing thing And so do you think that it's the coach Claudio Or do you think it's I just think that it's just one of those things where Claudio Reuneri used to manage Chelsea Athletic with Madrid
Starting point is 00:06:38 But he's been fired and sacked from every club he's ever played But he does better when there's no stars on this team No egos probably Yeah he's able to like mold it when there's no egos But if you had like Amber Verbicic or Rooney or that type of guy on the team I don't think they would have won Okay so what are you how do you explain a guy like Ibra who who never stays in the club for more than like let's say two seasons Like what's his deal He wants to you know and this is not a joke
Starting point is 00:07:09 He wants to suck different kinds of dicks You don't remember every Yeah if you don't know just look up the photo Google image Google, Zlatan, Ibra Verbicic He's just European Gerard Piquet I don't give a fuck No meet me at my car so I can hug you from the back
Starting point is 00:07:27 Hold your hands in your twine Sweetie you and Gilbert do far worse things than that No we don't Yes behind my back I've caught you guys love glaring at each other That's just bro glaring That's bro glaring I've seen you hump him on the beanbag That's bro humping
Starting point is 00:07:43 That's called wrestling That's wrestling That's not bro humping My pants down yes It's called Roman Greek wrestling It's more of a primitive style of wrestling That was sex That was actual intercourse
Starting point is 00:07:56 Coitus What I do with Gilbert though is through laughs Domination I do it for domination power and laughs I love how comedy allows us to be super gay Right But what Zlatan and Gerard Piquet did was They did it in an alleyway when they knew no one was around
Starting point is 00:08:13 And a photographer snuck back there They got caught And he took a photo Right so that's a little different I don't think that They're athletes Okay anytime you're a celebrity as big as Piquet or Zlatan When you step out of your house
Starting point is 00:08:28 You are very much aware that you're unsafe from the lenses Even if you're inside the house There's a good chance that somebody has their lenses on you So I don't think that they would be that reckless If they were trying to keep this like gay love affair I'm just gonna give you an example If Charlie Finn right got shot in the dick Okay
Starting point is 00:08:48 So specific Right And he's like I need You know what I mean I need a tourniquet around my dick Right And I'm the only one around
Starting point is 00:08:57 I'm gonna just be like I love you dude You're not gonna save me No You're gonna let Charlie's dick just bleed Just in case that Like I put And then
Starting point is 00:09:06 The tourniquet on And then a photographer captures it I don't want to risk that Bobby does 50 shades of gray Yeah Charlie Finn Charlie's dad
Starting point is 00:09:15 You know Same with Gilbert In the even the ass Suck the venom in the venom out I'm gonna like You're gonna die Okay what if a snake bit me like Right between the hip
Starting point is 00:09:25 And my right butt cheek Nope That's the whole cheek Exactly You're dead I have a big butt check That's my point The only way I would suck venom out of your hand
Starting point is 00:09:34 Your hand maybe My hand Yeah Not the face Hold on That's a little gayer When you're like You look like you're kissing a man's hand
Starting point is 00:09:42 Versus like kissing his ass Not the top of the hand The pump Yeah the pump Bobby suck my hand Okay you're right You'd be dead You'd be dead
Starting point is 00:09:50 You'd be dead What area would it Yeah there would probably be no area Like maybe the forearm Not even the forearm No It's like okay Eric Griffith
Starting point is 00:09:59 Eric Griffith's about to die From a venomous snake Yeah On the forearm You're not gonna suck it No He's dead Eric I hope you hear this
Starting point is 00:10:07 He's a dead man And that's the message I want to say This is a lot on You're dead That was some fucking shady shit Interesting Yeah for sure Yeah for sure
Starting point is 00:10:16 I don't know I like guys sucking each other If a cobra bit me in the dick Would you suck the venom out Be real though Like where are they It depends on the dick I'll be honest
Starting point is 00:10:25 I'll tell you where I've already talked about this With many people Really? If it's on your Like on the head Hey for sure kill yourself I'm not sucking it
Starting point is 00:10:33 The stem If it's Well it's called the shaft The shaft It's not a plant It's not called a plant The balls are not leaves Yeah
Starting point is 00:10:41 I would not do the shaft But if my best friend Was bleeding in the pubic area And he was shaved I'd do it You guys are not clutch people man You guys aren't clutch friends Hey don't take me on a camping trip
Starting point is 00:10:54 I don't camp Not it is this motherfucker Good You don't even know how to put a steak through it Okay well I'll cook a steak You guys are in clutch friends I don't know
Starting point is 00:11:06 What do you mean I hope to never get bit by a barber Well you take showers with your With your stern shit I take showers with all my girlfriends That's weird Like we literally share underwear We've been sharing underwear for 15 years
Starting point is 00:11:17 That's the difference between men and women It's like George I would Would you ever take a shower with me What Pause Why'd you pause Hey George be honest now
Starting point is 00:11:26 Yeah be real You're a comedy scene possibly No I would do it for laughs Yeah but if there was no cameras No cameras I feel dirty And I want to conserve water You want to take a shower with me
Starting point is 00:11:35 I want to conserve water It's like with girls We use it as a time To like talk and discuss World politics You can't do that on a couch Yeah there's called tables Yeah
Starting point is 00:11:45 So cafes Yeah but we like to look at each other's body parts And kind of like compare Yeah Like the amount of Nope No way We pluck each other's nipple hairs
Starting point is 00:11:54 Like me and Jenna Totally pluck each other's nipple hairs Yeah You know what though In a war situation if you In a war situation if you Like you know a bomb went off And you did a tourniquet around your leg
Starting point is 00:12:07 I would put one around your leg Yeah So that's where my love Let's hope the bullet hits your leg And no other part Someone holds a gun I'm like no don't shoot my chest Hit my leg
Starting point is 00:12:16 Bobby will always save me Hit my leg Yeah You're fucked otherwise Scenario for you Obviously you would suck the venom Out of any female I would suck the venom
Starting point is 00:12:24 Out of a stranger's dick Whoa Whoa You have a Well you're Alright It was too aggressive I take that back
Starting point is 00:12:32 Magic Johnson's dick But I would Would you suck Okay Magic Johnson Right Yeah Gets bit by a viper on his dick Yeah
Starting point is 00:12:40 Would you suck the venom out Is he like on the verge of death Yes Is venom in his Is venom in his dick Yeah Would you call or text Bobby He doesn't have like seminal fluid
Starting point is 00:12:51 He's got hiv babe I know but I'm not going to get in unless there's like Blood contact And the chances of actually like sucking Like he's not nutting in my mouth Let me ask you this The odds of you getting AIDS From sucking the venom out of somebody's
Starting point is 00:13:05 Dick that has HIV What is the odds you think Even if there's a 0.05% chance I ain't doing it But look Magic Johnson is So is basically A billionaire
Starting point is 00:13:15 HIV free Yeah I'd be more afraid to suck your dick Right Every day I just Pray Also you know with Magic Johnson's dick
Starting point is 00:13:23 I would probably do it And if I got the hip I'll be like Hey dude Like Can you pay me I have HIV now And you're a billionaire
Starting point is 00:13:31 So you know Compensation What's up What's up You're a legend And speaking of Magic Johnson Holy fuck I saw a show yesterday
Starting point is 00:13:41 Okay first of all Kalala has She puts shit on Shut the fuck up baby Don't put your hand In front of my face right now All right Suck the blood out of my hand
Starting point is 00:13:49 I've never had E-television On my fucking television It's always on when I'm here It's not in my I know but it's because She puts it on Listen
Starting point is 00:13:57 She loves E-television I don't love E-television Well Filipinos love reality There are some things No I just like to Be to know everything That's going on Like I'll go from CNN
Starting point is 00:14:08 To E And I'll skip around us Yeah and sports And everything But it just so happened That E was on I was cooking dinner I wasn't even watching the show
Starting point is 00:14:17 But there's a show out there Apparently called The Rich Kids of Beverly Hills And one of the One of the people in it Is Magic Johnson's son And Bobby was just like His daughter you mean
Starting point is 00:14:29 Basically I mean this I'm not A queen though Like but very fabulous I have to give it up to them He's very fabulous Oh
Starting point is 00:14:37 Very fabulous Gotcha He lost a bunch of weight Yeah he recently lost But he is full blown You know what I mean And nothing against gay people I'm going to throw that out right now
Starting point is 00:14:46 Gay or transgender is No he's not He's not transgender He's not But he is Like Mythologically gay Like what I'm saying is that
Starting point is 00:14:57 If you were in Middle Earth And you were in a forest A dark forest And Aragorn said Hey don't go in that forest Because there's these mythological Gays that live there You wouldn't even know what he
Starting point is 00:15:08 Mean What he meant by that And then you went in there And then you would see like Dust Fairy dust Right And then maybe hear like
Starting point is 00:15:16 Ethereal music And then Magic Johnson's Fucking son would come out Of the fucking From a tree That's how The smoothest face I look at that
Starting point is 00:15:24 I mean mascara It looks mythical Yeah In a good way Yeah he's pretty fabulous Yeah But He was just shocked
Starting point is 00:15:33 I think he was like I'm not just shocked by it I just want to throw something out And it might be controversial What I'm saying Once again this episode Might get pulled down This episode
Starting point is 00:15:43 You know what I'm gonna say this episode Will get pulled down I apologize in advance I'm just raising a question Alright Man No just listen
Starting point is 00:15:53 I already know what he's gonna say Can I just say it So it doesn't sound as awful Coming out Yeah It's probably not gonna be The thing I'm gonna say But say anyway
Starting point is 00:16:01 If I'm correct tell me Yeah go ahead You think that You have a theory now Yes That Because his son is gay Yes
Starting point is 00:16:09 That Magic Johnson Probably caught HIV From a man Because he's probably gay And genetically His son is gay also It is a theory I told you
Starting point is 00:16:19 That's exactly What do you think It is a theory I'm not wrong Yeah because Yeah but cause Cause I'm gonna say this Okay
Starting point is 00:16:27 It's not as if Magic Johnson's Son is Oh man Like I work at Enterprise And I just happen to be gay I'm talking about the car service No whatever
Starting point is 00:16:37 He's just a regular guy Oh He happens to be gay He's You know what I mean This dude is Just You can't
Starting point is 00:16:45 He'll never get a regular job anywhere That's how gay he is What is this I'm gonna defend I'll defend the whole community To say this Not true Am I in trouble
Starting point is 00:16:55 What you're saying is Am I in trouble In a territory than your theory You're saying Being outwardly gay And being proud And if a man Is a feminine
Starting point is 00:17:04 Or this and that That he's unhirable That's basically What you said So retract Quickly Retract And have you seen Hollywood
Starting point is 00:17:14 They're killing the game right now Yeah baby Gays run Hollywood So fucking watch your mouth And retract that shit Right now I'm gonna say this Brian Singer
Starting point is 00:17:22 Brian Singer Yeah Right He's gay by the comedy store yeah this is three or four years ago and he was with a bunch of guys we all know that Brian Singer is gay right but yeah he was wearing he just seemed like a regular guy that's fine why do gay anybody can be any my agent at CAA right I'm not gonna name the name yeah let's not do
Starting point is 00:17:43 I'm not gonna do that out of him is gay yeah right right I'm saying that magic chances kid is mythologically gay you know what that's a compliment I think so yeah he's a fabulous all right but because he's so fabulous right he got that gene from somewhere I think Bill not the science guy oh my god I am you know what dude I am gonna get so much trouble for this episode already no you're not I am okay how many gay friends you have I have a lot boom done I and I've done some gay shit myself he's already admitted it I've sucked dick myself everyone knows that he
Starting point is 00:18:21 specifically chose a gay agent I know well that was a lot of to me you know the system but yeah but I have listen I have my my manager Abby is Jew she's Jewish she's Jew okay yeah I love her I went to Israel I love I love Jews my my agent and my name's name is gay I love the guy yeah right and I have comic friends they're gay I love them now you're just really trying to I'm not over concept I'm just saying he does I think that magic Johnson is gay that was it I don't know why we even better I mean I'm I just realized this about myself when I was younger I used to be so rigid about oh I could never have sex
Starting point is 00:19:09 with a guy who you know who had ever been with another guy but as I'm getting older the more open a man is to sleeping with another man the more attracted I am to him the more the closer that he is to this on a scale to being like bisexual the more I in my mind for some reason that translates to him being sexually free and it's attractive to me interesting dude dude I've been in situations as an adult right okay I'm gonna throw names out right I don't care I don't care or not right or not all right I've been in situations with another male comic yeah with one girl and been in a sexual situation gangbang
Starting point is 00:19:53 that's not and told the story though yeah yeah no I've never named names I've been in many situations right yeah one of them being was this guy named oh god why do you guys look at me like I'm gonna because I'm nervous man right Mike Burton very funny comic is he I'm not gonna name the girl though because it's humiliating okay so she's well known yeah and we did a show once Mike Burton goes to the girl hey would you ever fuck me and Bobby at the same time and she goes I would right so then we went to his house right and we were all naked and it was a fucking blast magical I laughed so hard should we all laugh just like
Starting point is 00:20:36 he's eating her out I'm jerking off and we're laughing like school kids right at one point one point he walked by me I slept his ass you know I mean and I'm cool with that yeah right I did it with my friend Aaron and Brian I already talked about that yeah you mean I love I've seen their penises I give them thumbs up right if they want to reach around I would probably have done it yeah yeah just for fun all right I have nothing against it all right I'm a liberal I am yeah there's nothing conservative about me okay I believe in all the social issues I believe in just shut the fuck up immigration right gay
Starting point is 00:21:19 marriage I agree okay I believe in a woman's right to choose alright I believe in all that Magic Johnson is gay I think we got the title of our episode am I in trouble for saying that no that's a theory that's an opinion it's a theory and an opinion all that's fine everything is alleged everything we say on it's alleged yeah I'll make believe I just ruined the night huh no it's very interesting when you guys are just speechless you guys are looking on the ground like oh my god we didn't get fucking stupid no I'm thinking like damn I didn't know Maggie Johnson was gay do you think that Magic Johnson in his in
Starting point is 00:21:55 just swimming in his billions of dollars would care who that what the fuck came out of your mouth never unless it was a lifetime body man TV fan I partake in his establishments like 24-hour fitness no you don't that's not no no there's a step he owns a Starbucks by the airport and I've been there 30 times I've actually written jokes there and I enjoy it oh right he has all he owns that whole like block of stores all right I'm a huge Magic Johnson fan between him and Larry Bird what position did Magic Johnson play Center for Doug damn no nope right wing different sport different sport different sport
Starting point is 00:22:37 the initials are PG defense of lineman you know we'll just say baby PG PG postcard very close guard with PG you said parental guard postcard boy boy position card very close point guard yeah and that's why him and Magic Johnson are close yeah yeah you know exactly anyway I really like that reality show that he's on he couldn't stop watching it change it he watched two back-to-back episodes around his son or the family I'm like looking at the picture not at all and there's another a rich a rich chink lady what's her name Dorothy Wang who the hell is that she's she's like an heiress to like
Starting point is 00:23:19 some Chinese billionaire she's chubby chink chink yeah and she yeah she's you know I mean but she's a human you know I mean yeah I mean I mean and I mean I just you listen I was born into you know my parents are working class you know I mean if you look at my dad's hands and my mom's hands give scars and calces on them okay so I don't you know I I'm a voyeur when I'm watching shows like this but there is a part of me that goes I I don't give a fucking I and I kind of hate you guys yeah but you watch two episodes I know because it's mesmerizing to me reality man because it's so far away from your own life and I think that's why
Starting point is 00:24:03 that's part of the attraction is that it is such a stark difference from all of our lives I mean these people are living you know whatever grandiose fantasies we have a what a life what a life we want they're living it you're just spending money here and there and having no regard for for any of that you know like never having to worry when their next meal is yeah that's such a luxury yeah but it's also like they do things that I'm like why would you do that you know like they go to these like like the way they dress first of all you know I mean like just hit black hammer pants with gold trimmings you mean in glitter and
Starting point is 00:24:42 they just walk out and they and with these you know Versace bags and they walk around it's like I don't know if I had money I would look like a heroin addict I mean the reason why is because you know I mean I think like when dudes are like like especially rock stars why I like them rock stars have millions of dollars you know I mean and yet they look you mean like they just slept in a fucking ditch I like that whole thing aren't they like similar with fashion though like they were like jewelry and like Steven Tyler well not my the rock stars I like oh yeah I mean I guess there are those you know like what's his
Starting point is 00:25:19 name Chris from Coldplay what's his name Chris Martin yeah he looks like a regular dude right pretty standard white guys for like shimmery that's different that's different though who's an enigma he has an enigma and he here's what it is he has the talent to back it you know me Michael Jackson could wear whatever he wants because number one he's a super talent yeah dance singing right everything super talent I'm not kidding you I believe that I believe that Prince Michael Jackson they're just certain people that are just you know me and untouchable you go that's why he can go I'm just gonna wear one silver glove
Starting point is 00:26:05 yeah like if I did that before a show you'd say don't do it don't do it or like where's the second one yeah and I wouldn't be able to back it I'd like you're right sweetie here he can you know I'm gonna wear pants that are just kind of like that you know what you call him him to hear yeah no what Michael Jackson remember you can see all of sock I don't know those are called I don't even know that's why no one does it because you know what yeah right so it's like yeah he kid those guys can back it but when like Michael Jackson's son does it right you're just kind of going not Michael Jackson son Michael magic Johnson son
Starting point is 00:26:41 does it because like you're born into money like you know I mean and you're dressed like that it's like you don't have the talent the back it's weird but that's another thing that I think that people born into money go through is that even if they become successful and hard-working eventually and they do generate their own money still people are gonna be like well yeah no we're set up for success no nope yeah Anderson Cooper Anderson Cooper the reason he is unlike the rest is because he physically put he put his body in harm's way during multiple many that's my point my point is Anderson Cooper Cooper Cooper
Starting point is 00:27:19 was raised with money wealth he's the son of Gloria Vanderbilt Vanderbilt right and I didn't even know that right right and he created he became one of the biggest newscasters in the world not because beloved and loved I love the dude yeah I mean I like that other guy from MSNBC too yeah baby I knew is gonna right I have to say that in my opinion Rachel Maddox is the best one of the most brilliant or like the smartest funny to I person on television I tease her but I used to listen to her on NPR or whatever she had her own show she was it was it one of those it was an MPI was one of those things smaller show
Starting point is 00:28:04 than it was a show that she had on she started on the radio the radio yeah and I used to listen to it all time didn't know what she looked like I loved her she's the best and a teaser but that's just a joke you know that right but so Anderson Cooper I feel like you mean created a life you I mean and his own thing you know yeah because he he he took on a job that most people respect which is like being you know a journalist and especially in the time that he started becoming a known journalist it was an it's like a war torn time right so you go to like war torn areas and put his body on the line
Starting point is 00:28:40 but not it's just the profession he chose made him more even Michael Douglas okay like Kirk Douglas was a huge actor Michael Douglas became an actor he's very good I think yeah and talented and I don't feel like that was nephazitism okay I mean it was easier to get in I guess because you know obviously you know he has access to agents and managers like you can submit your tape or whatever or headshot you know when you first moved to LA I like I didn't know anybody so it took me six years to even get to the point where I could even give anyone anything yeah right so in that sense but there's a lot of actors that
Starting point is 00:29:24 had famous parents you know I mean that I feel like proved you know because acting is tough Chris Delia right Delia is a little one Delia Chris Delia I remember him going up every single night at the ha ha cafe in the belly room for years every fucking night and he didn't you know his there's absolutely no nephazitism in that at all because if you see Chris Delia at all just once or even if he enters a room and if you didn't know who the hell he was yeah you would think oh who is that guy I guess he does have that presence about him yeah and that's undeniable across the board and I think that his dad Bill
Starting point is 00:30:01 Delia who's a producer I think they raised him in the right way to give him that confidence or whatever because Bill's a you know when he Bill walks into a room you know you you go oh holy shit I mean you know that he's a producer but there's just something and even his brother Matt and aura yeah there's just an aura about that family right I think it's over the way you're raised with confidence or whatnot but I think that certain people so what I'm saying to Magic Johnson's kid is is that basically at the end of the day is you're gonna have to work hard to create you know because in the in the in the reality show he's
Starting point is 00:30:33 trying to figure out what brand am I gonna do am I gonna be in turn I mean like you know I mean fashion or am I gonna do it's like we talked about this so like if Bobby and I like raise our kid and let's say let's suppose down the road we let's say we become like multi-millionaires we talked about this and we always say like hell no like that kid's gonna work for their first car they're gonna work for everything they're not gonna live with us also I'm not famous no I'm just saying that I'm not I'm not like magic Johnson but no I'm not even remotely that if you I'm nowhere near any of that people are
Starting point is 00:31:11 yelling George is a pink dick yeah randomly yeah I mean but these are like my people that's fine okay but just in terms of grand scheme of things I'm not even on the radar so I feel like even if I raise my kids my kids will be like I don't know what my dad does or whatever my dad's always at home playing video games yeah like Dana Carvey hmm he started a family up in the Bay Area and his kids are now stand-ups I didn't know that yet he does the road and his kids open for them and stuff that's cool and he raises kids good I mean they grew up in the suburbs and he had to leave LA yeah I feel like Al magical you know is doing
Starting point is 00:31:51 the right thing because I've met his kids his kids are like completely like grounded and cute and smart you know I mean it's like him and his wife did a good job I don't know what the women's is these kids are like but how about this we don't talk about anyone's kids because that's a very sensitive subject that's when people come to their great kids I loved Steve entry and his wife don't start talking about who's kids you don't know his kids are amazing doesn't like max I never met them that's all I mean some some some some friends of mine won't introduce me to their kids because in fear safety that I'm what yeah I'm
Starting point is 00:32:28 sorry I really believe it's safety what do you mean like I experiment like I Baron holds yeah dear friend of mine yes kids he'll probably never introduce me to his kids because he saw the way I behaved when we're on mad TV like you were bad influence I shit in this dressing room yeah I shit in dick basutes the executive producers dressing room you know me I used to you stick firecrackers in my butthole like I used to say that's dangerous I'm hearing that it's very dangerous no those little ones sparklers yeah it's a sparkler no no those little ones with oh little tiny ones the one like the
Starting point is 00:33:03 whistle bombs yeah boom yeah oh lord Jesus Christ man that is dangerous baby yeah you have a prolapse they have a pig sock man no no I think that's my I'm telling right now I think I'm an X-men and I think my power is my muscle on my butthole is like adamantian steel damn impenetrable it's unpenetrable oh bullshit I've definitely put a long finger up there yeah but your fingers are ET fingers and they're skinny and weird I just wanted a quick scenario hard and dry scenario I didn't I'm professor Xavier you're coming to my mansion real hello child this is your power my power is is that I have a very strong muscle it's
Starting point is 00:33:44 made out of metal not found on this planet Wolverine get in here yeah right and then you ask me ask me well how would that be used what's your name what what's your name met ring ring the ring how would we use that in battle for fighting the magneto well if there is any bad X-men that are gay okay I'll lure them into bed and then they'll stick their penis in my butthole I'll snap them off oh yes we need someone like you here at the X-men Academy thank you and seeing thank you thank you hi I'm ring he did something so embarrassing last week so Bobby was flew to Atlanta last week oh I know this what he started
Starting point is 00:34:38 bragging about oh me and Steve Ioki your friends now and we like we've been texting blah blah blah they ran into each other at the airport yeah and what happened at the airport or outside the hotel the hotel I'm sorry could I tell the story I'll tell the story and so he I mean like the whole his whole message to me like one after the other like yeah so like daddy's got his digits like as if he's bragging to me because you're a huge Steve Aoki fan oh no I went to like one of his shows and I was in Barcelona but then I was like yeah I saw his a fan so I said I said to him oh I saw him once when I was in Barcelona right and so
Starting point is 00:35:19 he texted me back he's like oh yeah but like do you have his digits are you going to breakfast with him tomorrow I'm like come on motherfucker like I'm not trying he's trying to like brag about this brand new friendship he created right and so I guess him he screen-shotted a conversation between me and Steve Ioki says it says hey dude so glad I ran into you and Bobby goes hey man glad we're friends he screen-shotted that with the intent to send it to me to show it show to me as proof that they're now friends right instead he sent that screen shot back to Steve Ioki follow a question that's ridiculous how did you what did
Starting point is 00:35:58 you do I don't know by or what I try to as I send it I realized I did it and I try to like click back onto the thing you could delete it if you can delete it like somehow like not how capture it between that and the cloud Bobby tries to beat the club yeah but did it it was already sent so then I started kind of sweating in my face oh damn and I just went ha ha ha I have I don't know where phone us but I go ha ha and I told him the truth I meant to send that to my girlfriend I sent it to you how embarrassing and he said and he goes that's cool dude he kind of laughed it off but then it never I think we're done
Starting point is 00:36:35 her relationship I think he's thinking like oh my god oh my god he's not safe I'm not safe yeah yeah yes we're not going to hakasan we're not going to hakasan yeah you blew you blew it baby yeah but did we do a podcast since I've been to Atlanta no tell us about Atlanta no I mean hold on we did it Friday and then you don't talk about what you were doing there what I could say your interaction just say you you probably signed an NDA no I didn't oh yeah you did no I can say that I did a movie right yeah you can say that with with the two people yeah I guess I don't know I did a movie yeah okay go ahead I'm not gonna
Starting point is 00:37:13 tell him what the movie is called yeah I did a scene in a movie I can do I think I can do it I can do it I did it one scene in a movie and they flew me out there with Zach Galvanakis and John Hamm and I worked two days with them and I just want to say that literally it was the nicest two guys I could ever work with he was like no like I because I didn't know I knew I know Zach I didn't know John Hamm and then I walked on to the set and he was sitting there on this booth and he smiles at me and he stood up and he goes mr. Lee and he shook my hand and I went oh my god I love this guy already yeah and he just they were
Starting point is 00:37:49 just so cool for two days have you worked with them before no man I'm on the outskirts of you know me I got nothing going I love John Hamm she loved I love him because I watched all of Mad Men so I'm in love with Don Draper yeah in love I was telling Bobby it's like if you give me permission like I'll just I'll show John Hamm 200% like I've only ever show him like 30% these days of sexuality sexual go past 100 I can go 200 on John Hamm just terrifying and you know what because John Hamm is such a nice guy and he's just so lovely that I'd let her do it come on me that hurts my feelings now that you allow me make it a little
Starting point is 00:38:27 interesting for me and tell me no no no you can't do it I'll watch I'll trick off my name is ring I'm ready have you ever crossed past the sack and stand up or different yeah yeah oh so you did I do I remember I remember one time I hated them oh what's the story about I remember I was a doorman at the comedy store you were a doorman in Hollywood no I worked for years I just thought you just to stand up no I was a doorman and I that was the year where I couldn't get up at all so for 12 months they wouldn't put me on that stage at all uh-huh and I remember one night I was working the door and they did a Montreal comedy
Starting point is 00:39:01 showcase there in the OR and Zach was one of them he crushed it and he and he went to Montreal that year just relax yeah and remember driving home going you know I mean you know that whole fucking yeah yeah but then later um yeah we were frank we're friends he's a cool dude you know but um and then Greg Matola they got to directed it was really nice although he did cut me out of Paul you were in the extended version I was in the extended version oh really I have to watch the thanks for putting me back into the movie it's so embarrassing when you're like doing scene in a movie they cut you out and then you have to tell
Starting point is 00:39:41 you tell people I'm in this and then people go see it like no you were no you're not and then you have to go oh you know wait for the blu-ray yeah that happened to my friend Jamie my friend Jamie was in the movie Godzilla not the new one but the really old one with Matthew Roderick I like that oh right that one yeah I like that one a lot I liked it because I watched it when I was like okay oh so yeah that was all right I love it kind of disaster I like the new one too with you was great yeah that's great but I said this name the other one was not moto it was some what are you talking about because there is not just
Starting point is 00:40:12 Godzilla there was another one the flying one oh like the moth mothra was that's not mothra I forgot what it's called my friend Jamie was in the first one he played a military guy yeah he had a name and everything in it and that he they took he cut cut completely cut out of the movie but no one told them oh they didn't say anything now they don't say anything shit they don't say call you go we cut you out of the movie oh no you just don't get invited in the fucking premiere you know I mean and then you watch the movie you're not in it anyway he brought a date to see Godzilla and halfway during the movie he realizes
Starting point is 00:40:45 oh my god I don't think I'm in this movie so there's a scene maybe toward the end of the movie where these you know pilots are like you know I mean there are jet pilots and they're trying to kill Godzilla and they have masks over their face he said he was a pilot yeah and he goes there I am he looked at that oh my yeah she goes oh yeah like it was just some white dude and thing goes that's me what do you also supposed to do I don't know you don't walk out what would you do lie also no I would probably turn to my dango I don't think you know what you think I would do I think you would lie to win I think you wouldn't that's
Starting point is 00:41:23 me I'm Godzilla I'm in the suit I'm in it yeah I did all the stunt work and everything and I just want to say you know what also I'm depressed about is there are no Asian superheroes at all that I can ever be in dude really quick we were talking about this yeah we're talking about Bobby would be because the apocalypse is coming soon there's no ring you put Olivia what can Bobby be in an X-Men movie like think about all the characters there's only one one guy and I'm just not the type no his name is a Sunfire fire is he the ninja no he's um who's he's an X-Men that was created probably in the early 80s Japanese
Starting point is 00:42:07 dude and he was he'd fly he was he was like kind of like Pyro but he's on fire but he I don't know I mean that's the only Asian X-Men I know we have chance for a human actually 2017 what in humans what's that it's Marvel Studios version of X-Men because they can't use X-Men because it's owned by Fox so it's like just mutants but they're calling it in humans but are there are Asian ones there's so many characters I think they're just almost the Asian X-Men my goal is when they make a Teen Titans I'm going for Beast Boy he's ethically he's ethically ambiguous and he transforms into animals okay this time
Starting point is 00:42:46 eight oh wait there's a list of Asian superheroes on Wikipedia yeah but Olivia Mons Asian there's a lot of them yeah but she's half she's also like a hot chick I'm talking about body being there is um do an Asian Kingpin Cassandra Kane from Batgirl and Batman don't know that Cassie Chan Power Rangers universe that's Grace Choi from the outsiders what the fuck is it that's not even comic books anybody it's just anyone that's anybody yeah I do you believe from X-Men we know her yeah speaking of the R&D Asians I watched what Greece live you know like the reboot of Greece but it was like a live show with um Vanessa Hudgens and I think that yeah so anyway so I didn't know that I
Starting point is 00:43:39 didn't know if they were gonna go word-for-word exactly the same as the original Greece because there's one particular line that Bobby hates from the original Greece I'm gonna just kind of explain it yeah well I don't know the line I'm gonna tell you the line set the mood okay I'm gonna sit up because I really I adamantly believe that this scarred me yeah as a child yes I was at a slumber party at my friend Bess's house and there was I was a kid we had a girls house yeah but there was like other boy I mean it was just like a not slumber party but it was like a party damn you're lucky then jeez what was it
Starting point is 00:44:16 anyway yeah sorry and there was a bunch of kids sitting around and they put on Greece yeah okay mm-hmm there's a scene in Greece during the slumber party scene where one of the women goes this is my boyfriend he he's in Korea and the girls go oh you're dating a Korean she has no silly he's in the Marines that's offensive he's not only offensive I imagine being a Korean kid in front of a bunch of white girls and all your friends right and then kind of looking at the screen going I'm disgusting they all look at you yeah I'm Chinese I think that was a slam on every Asian yeah that was on every Asian so I thought that the
Starting point is 00:45:04 new Greece live with it cuz I mean they had a black girl as cherry yeah I think it was cherry or they you know they had definitely different and Vanessa right so I thought oh for sure they're gonna ask that line they didn't what did they kept it live live we saw it live so he specifically wanted me just to fast forward to that part go to the slumber party sure enough it was they didn't take it out surprise they didn't change it and it was the and it was the black girls character which is cherry she was like ill like so they give it to her so it's like safe by diversity yeah diversity good job I should have had me in
Starting point is 00:45:47 the closet I wouldn't date you either Bobby Lee comes out singing I wouldn't date you either yeah yeah a Korean man yeah I mean just the nerve of white people George George you fucking wrote that shit didn't you George listen to me man that I mean it's like you know Asian men in in Hollywood are not sexual beings we've never been identified you know as sexual beings were and women have always been exotic in front of white old executives you know that make decisions let's have a hot Asian chick in this yeah but like with guys I mean when's the last time you saw an Asian guy an American movie have
Starting point is 00:46:32 sex with anybody so that's what I like about the unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is that her love interest is an Asian guy I don't like that because it's Tina Fey is getting away with why did why did you have to have an accent because he's an actual like fob like he is an immigrant and that's why he's here in the United States illegally that's the character yeah but didn't have to it's like it doesn't fucking matter just as long as she he gets the fuck a white chicken yeah and she's like in love with him so I like that at the very least look what does accent have anything to do with that fucker no cuz Stephen Yon has the
Starting point is 00:47:05 amazing role he's got all that's right he'd know that he has had plays it plays himself you're right you're right you're right so Stephen Yoon yeah it had that's a good thing yeah that's a good thing fucks are all the time breakable in Kimmy shit that's a good thing right what about your friend from a fast furious he fucks like that was Gal Gadot the Wonder Woman Brian T no no the other one Sun Sun Kang yeah he fucks on a movie it's fast and furious he does they're a love interest well there you go I didn't know that hey hang fuck maybe they're just not gonna cast you as the hot Asian guy but they are casting hot
Starting point is 00:47:39 Asian guys as leading men you're just not it better kiss him right now come here baby whoo not even the hands okay baby okay I'm gonna say this okay I do kiss somebody on screen we can't say it though right do we cannot say that one you can't say what I'm gonna say right now beautiful blonde though a beautiful blonde white lady I kiss her on screen a list so she's a list too so sweetie now I'm gonna go fuck yourself hey I was proud of you no but you just you know I mean I just proved to you that I did do it he's on that list with Stephen Yoon there we go son okay you are you are a leading man yeah I mean she's a lesbian
Starting point is 00:48:31 she's a lesbian she really is a lesbian can you tickle yourself no I have no feeling try no try tickling yourself why can you tickle yourself no why can you make yourself like because that a new study says that people who can tickle themselves are probably schizophrenic oh Jesus yeah I can't tickle myself yeah thank god like sometimes when I brush my fingers across the side of my flank here I do kind of get a little tickly feeling well you're saying to me right now because they have different personalities they're like Frank's doing it is that what it is Jimmy stop schizophrenia is not multiple personality
Starting point is 00:49:10 disorder schizophrenia is just is having like auditory visual hallucinations they're just saying there's a drug there's a connection probably because you're disassociating from from like a reality so you probably don't maybe see your hand as your own or you're probably disassociated from some so let me ask you this so schizophrenics don't ever believe there's somebody else I think that they can be convinced that they are somebody else through like the auditory hallucinations the voices that they hear right yeah so they also have they also smell things that aren't there oh so they see they hear things that aren't
Starting point is 00:49:52 there they smell things that aren't there they feel things that aren't there so maybe they can be convinced that their hand isn't theirs and they can tickle themselves right when what's the thing where they have multiple multiple personalities that's called multiple personality disorder oh I see that's an action they never used broad umbrella to a broad umbrella yeah like that Harvey Dent have two faces but per literal two face yeah we had two different personnel no yeah probably multiple personality but I think that's like through trauma like that isn't something that was like genetic right it was through like situations
Starting point is 00:50:27 that he eventually right like a traumatic event can trigger or something oh totally yeah I mean you know they always say like you know schizophrenia will usually manifest itself like in in men especially when their teenagers are like early 20s and in women early 20s and like usually around that range but I knew somebody that we actually met outside of your show in San Jose and I think the death of her a death of her son threw her into schizophrenia like full blown to like she actually had to be like committed like something traumatic like that will totally change your circuitry like that's just yeah I mean I'm going
Starting point is 00:51:09 to tell you something right now there's a commercial running with the I know what the commercial is but my friend Jill's in it this is commercial actress named Jill Benjamin that's in it her and I witnessed a death really in Silver Lake tell us about it I was at her house one night it was like two in the morning and we're just talking on her porch and we hear this explosion we run down and a car of four people had hit a wall like any miles per hour or whatever and all you could see is it didn't look like a car it looked like a sardine like a sardine can yeah and one of the girl a girl was in the car and her sister was in another
Starting point is 00:51:51 car she gets out like she's screaming and the ambulance and all that stuff came and they were dead and I never saw Jill again after that the only reason why I'm reminded of it is because of that commercial commercial and I think that when you witness a traumatic event with somebody yeah that you just don't everyone see that person it's all about associations right so everything that we see everything that we hear we build associations in our brain and so she associates that traumatic event which is probably traumatic for you with your face yeah so yeah I wouldn't like we literally have not even said hi to each
Starting point is 00:52:33 other ever since then and yeah it's really weird and and when I know her name isn't Jill Benjamin it's Jill Alexander yeah that's her and she's really a talented yeah you mean actress all right we were friends yeah but ever since that's a good look one moment yeah we just became I get that because when Jessica and I were driving to Vegas one time and we were going about 90 miles an hour we were speeding and she spun out of control and so we spun out of control so badly that we we veered like six lanes over we didn't had any car then but we were moving backwards onto oncoming traffic on a truck lane and you know
Starting point is 00:53:19 they say like your brain releases like DMT like I don't know if my brain released a little bit of it because as we were spinning out of control Jessica was on the wheel like this and she was screaming like what the fuck and apparently what I did you know I'm such a panicky person usually I would probably be freaked out as hell apparently like I held her by the arm and I and I looked her in the eye and I said hey it's okay like I was completely calm hey wrong time to say that yeah but like completely calm as if like I've already accepted that my my death but then the reason I okay so and and I had
Starting point is 00:53:55 been wearing this perfume by Cascada and to this day I cannot so much as smell anything remotely close to that because I so and neither can she and we just drove to Vegas and nothing happened we just spun out of control we actually ended up on dirt we didn't flip over thank God but in that moment of like me accept accepting my own death I associate with that scent and I cannot that scent would throw me into a full panic wow that's weird so if you and I are in a plane yeah sitting next to each other and it's going down yeah you would you would calm down and go hey Bob I don't know okay Bobby's freaking out and like you just
Starting point is 00:54:36 shit yeah I mean stealing into my own face because of fear I honestly don't know because I'm not I'm somebody who freaks the fuck out yeah I think I think under that kind of pressure that you'd be able to calm down and help me through it because I'm gonna tell you right now that would I would free I don't I wouldn't calm down I would be that guy screaming yeah you know just screaming yeah yeah I think that you would hold my hand and look at me good it's okay but there is something physiologically wrong with me the reason my hands are always sweating yeah like they're you know I've seen doctors about this my hands are
Starting point is 00:55:15 constantly sweating my feet are constantly sweating is because my fight or flight response so as humans you have your sympathetic response which is you know if you're feeling a sense of impending danger or you need to be alerted you're sympathetic your heart rate goes up your blood pressure goes up your senses are heightened right that's your sympathetic response yeah and it's supposed to go on when necessary if like you know if you feel like a fear for your safety or things like that and it's supposed to turn off yeah apparently mine doesn't turn off that's why my heart rate my baseline is always high my
Starting point is 00:55:52 hands are always sweating power baby what the hell is that a power like I'm an anxious ball of flesh hello I'm professor man what is your name sweats oh you can bunk with ring by yourself you guys are in a separate building alone you fucking weird that's funny that's a good one ring and sweats you could I tell you another event that just triggered another memory yeah when I was I'm sorry did you just fart you've been doing all this time haven't you yeah I never smell them very vegetables yeah that's good healthy but when I was 21 years old I was at an A meeting in La Jolla and what
Starting point is 00:56:37 they call it the winter circles on a Wednesday night and I was sitting there during an A meeting and then I looked to my left and the guy next to me was dead what I mean what I swear to God the guy next to me was dead and how did you know because the lady next to him screamed oh my god and then this is what they did they took him out of the A meeting right while they're doing CPR so you can hear and then some fucking jackass goes we got to continue the meeting oh lord oh stop you know so we're all in the meeting while like a nurse that was in the meeting was a big meeting maybe 120 people and some doctor or whatever is
Starting point is 00:57:18 outside giving a CPR and we as the long the CPR is going on you know that he's dead yeah and it was the most horrifying thing and I don't I never went to that meeting again whoa it was so it's a dead guy just what an asshole for saying let's continue it's it's honestly I think it's pretty I think that I think what he did was the right thing what do you mean try to distract out of the situation no you can't have 100 people 20 people surrounding this okay but take a break because that's a lot to process even the visual of seeing someone doing chest compressions on a lifeless body can be traumatic so like take a break
Starting point is 00:57:55 decompress process and we can resume but other than that don't be like yeah that's not happening just forget about that let's continue talking that's kind of selfish you have to pay respect well you know what you're gonna say this I wasn't the guy that said that I know but you're attacking me like I fucking said that was it you know wasn't me I was so fucking freaked out but in this case it probably be like back to me guys lights on me I don't know why let him fucking die no I wouldn't be like that because I'm not a person how you so rude sometimes I'll tell you what kind of person you are what you're somebody while I'm about to do
Starting point is 00:58:26 chest compressions on somebody plays bejeweled that's fine I've ever that story that's funny that's funny though that's fine I screamed out somebody call 911 because we talked about it because he wouldn't know what to do so he wouldn't help because we wouldn't even call 911 though you fucking idiots he wouldn't call 911 I'm a bad person no I'm a bad person those your defense in the last podcast we got a tag team baby we got a tag team ringing sweats come on where we are where we are time-wise 54 ish yeah that's good that's good actually 50 60 minute we want an hour jeez pretty good all yep all right so we
Starting point is 00:59:01 have two questions first one pretty good I'm pretty good guys yeah I've got a ton of things we could pick on but we shall go with how do I come become more of an alpha male I tried the whole fake it till you make it never really understood what it is to be alpha I have no problems with public speaking nor do I have issues with group settings but as soon as it gets out to a one-on-one situation I never feel like I control the conversation or have any sort of confidence anything you may have on the subject would be awesome thanks that guy Matt I think only an alpha male could give advice on how to be an alpha male
Starting point is 00:59:33 yeah I'm not an alpha male he's not I'm not but here come on say the Matt is in his name yeah is a lot of times you know I mean alpha males don't win okay you have to be a predator in your own kind of way right so being the quiet guy and being the guy that so when you're in a situation where there's a lot of hot chicks or whatever like that just pretend that you don't want anything to do with it with them you know I mean even make fun of them oh yeah I mean nagging yeah like shut the fuck up you I mean I wouldn't don't think no it says that in the book you have the book what's a book oh it's my mystery
Starting point is 01:00:18 right yeah yeah yeah what's the game the game the game yeah that sounds like it's awful it's outdated but some of the stuff is some of the stuff works because I hold on one second who's mystery the guy with the peacocks with a bow around his neck wait is that the pickup artist VH1 had a show on him okay let me tell you something he's weird though he hit on me in front of Bobby at the comedy store you serious yeah and Bobby's like who's that guy I was like I don't fucking know and I was like wait a second I think that's a pickup artist yeah he's not obviously a pickup okay but he's not an alpha don't use them as an example for
Starting point is 01:00:50 now was on man cow man cow once and he was on it with me oh right so twice I've run into the guy that side from the point this guy right here right just do that next question all right the next one would you guys like to hear the whole email it's a very positive you like some positivity right now yes we do answer that poor guy's question about how to be an alpha male though okay yeah he said his thing what would you say you can't be you can't force that's exactly that's perfect okay like Joe Rogan right he's an alpha man is an alpha male Chris Dalia is an alpha male I'm not but I still
Starting point is 01:01:26 throughout my life has been I've been able to carve out my section of pussy my section of pussy what I'm saying is I've been able to like sorry my bad right I have been able to like clip you I mean side-tang ooh side-tang right and I do it in my own survival way pussy isn't the only currency that men are driven by I mean yes well I think it is number one huge part that in my no no but you're right in the sense that you can't force out you know yourself to be an alpha and there is a place for all types for alpha beta gamma whatever you are and Bobby certainly isn't an alpha and I've been in a relationship with an alpha and this
Starting point is 01:02:09 seems to be working much better so it doesn't guarantee you just have to you know it's all about matching codes with people yeah it's the same way that maybe two alphas won't get along with each other but a beta and an alpha will it's just it's about matching codes with people it isn't about thinking you're at the top of the food chain it's also focusing on something other than that that you're gonna how are you gonna improve your life in just a general way you know like you know not everyone wants to be a comic never wants to be an actor never wants to be a musician whatever but there you have some passion
Starting point is 01:02:43 right something that you want to do focus on that one thing find that one thing that you want to do and put your life into that and everything else will come into play I really believe that because when people sense that you have passion and you have goals and you're driven attractive right it's attractive regardless if you're an alpha male or not that's the last thing I'm gonna say about it next question all right so here's the positive email let's absorb it hi there first off I just want to say a big thank you to the whole Tiger Belly podcast from the lovely Vancouver British Columbia George Gilbert
Starting point is 01:03:18 Kalyla Bobby you guys have done a tremendous job such a short period of time so happy I can join Bobby and Gilbert's humor and Kalyla's wisdom and knowledge every week your own horn section yes I just wanted to say a special thank you to Kalyla and Bobby Kalyla your true inspiration your battle with heart conditions that made me appreciate my parents health even more even though the severity is nowhere close to yours I want to command you for saying commend you for staying strong Bobby you're truly an entertainer you brought laughter to me ever since Matt TV showbiz owes you one you are a legend
Starting point is 01:03:50 thank you for also taking care of Kalyla I love you for that hope to see you again in Vancouver someday and then this question it's a fun one I guess alright so steering off topic now here is a question for you guys and girls and if you were a man what would you do a a guy who transforms to a girl has all the features of a girl except for growing region B a girl who transforms to a guy has all the features of a guy except for growing region I had mixed answers with straight guy guy friend so this should be confused me too a guy who get down what's the first one if you were a man would you do a guy who transforms to a
Starting point is 01:04:31 girl would you do like would you have sex with I don't know okay okay so if I'm a guy yeah I would I rather have sex with a man with a pussy or a woman with a dick a woman who looks like a woman but with a dick let's do that yeah that's I that's how I took that question gender is switched let's do it but I got all of them whatever very variety of human I can have sex with I want it all you Bobby I don't even understand the question okay as a man would you rather have sex with a okay like George yes but has a vagina no or no or me with a dick you with a dick we thought he was gonna say George look at his face would you
Starting point is 01:05:19 rather have sex with his the texture of his skin would you rather have sex with Rachel Maddow with a dick or me with a dick no Rachel Maddow with a pussy or me with a dick every has a pussy yeah Rachel Maddow that's what I'm saying it's like I fuck Rachel Maddow but I would never fuck George no matter what he has even if he had a pussy not even I could have nine pussy pink pussy no way so you would never fuck like a butchie lesbian I would never fuck George anyway she doesn't even care about the question I'm not gonna fuck George ever ever in any kind of sexual way in no way he will not tip me over eat my butt I'd rather
Starting point is 01:05:55 fuck him in the ass with his dick as Gilbert than fuck George with a pussy thank you so much you would rather fuck Gilbert in the ass than fuck George's pussy yes I think George I think he just doesn't want to have sex with you anyway I love you he's confused his feelings are hurt he doesn't even know you're a good dude okay but no that's it guys Bobby shows yes you should have plugged it off the top babe plug your own mother fucking shows for once he doesn't know his shows you know that he says Bobby is going to be at Gotham Comedy Club this weekend in New York whoo Friday and Saturday that's May 6
Starting point is 01:06:39 through the 7th whoo and the weekend after that he's going to be in stand up stand up live in Phoenix Arizona Phoenix and I think I might be going for taking a road trip for Phoenix or New York you're not in New York because your heart right yeah I can't I don't think I'm I should be flying anywhere yet but yeah yeah because if the plane goes down you're gonna go hey everything's good it be okay crazy eyes Calila yeah where should they follow us Calila is your brain okay which no where should they follow us I like cabbage I like turtles I like turtles so where can they follow us I like turtles if you
Starting point is 01:07:22 haven't already subscribed to our YouTube channel please do we're still under the name Tiger B but we're changing it to a tiger belly yeah but I'm George grass him was in a while just search tiger tiger belly podcast I mean it's the first one that pops up and if you haven't subscribed to on iTunes yet kindly do and leave us a review find us on Instagram at Tiger Belly on Twitter at the Tiger Belly and you can write us your questions for the unhelpful advice section to the Tiger Belly at gmail.com cool and you can follow Calila at Calamity K on all her social media including snapchats you
Starting point is 01:08:04 want to see some fun stuff my snapchats only of my friends licking their dicks it's like your pets and like every other three days your friends and then back to pets yeah and Bobby naked Bobby's one of my pets also if you want to send us some mail or really quick some of you've been asking about have you guys open the packages we have so we will put a video of just that separately from the vlogs of us opening some of the packages and if you'd like to send something I don't have the address on me or do I let me read it yeah you read it watch I don't show the yeah you guys want to send us anything our address is one six two six Wilcox
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