TigerBelly - Episode 46: Giraffe Bear

Episode Date: June 22, 2016

Bobby is El Capitan. Khalyla is Pepper Potts. Gilbert is not an Avenger. We talk bloody meat patties, alligators, and gender lines.   Recorded June 21, 2016 Music by Bobby Lee Instagram: @tigerbelly Twitter: @thetigerbelly YouTube.com/tigerbelly Facebook: thetigerbelly www.thetigerbelly.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad-free on Wondery Plus. Welcome to Tiger Belly, Bob, Kalyla, Gilbert, and we have the intern from New Zealand. What's your name again? What? Kenneth. And we got George as a pink dick and that George as a pink dick has to stop because every time now when I'm on a show, I'm doing a show on the road, people yell out George is a pink dick and it's really, really bad. The rule was they were supposed to say it after the show to get a photograph, not during, right? But they do it. They heckle during it and they also yell out Gilbert is gay. Oh, that's awesome. I want that message to spread.

Ever since Orlando, it's been happening a lot. It's only been a week. It's only been a week. Wow. I didn't the face of that now. And George, thank you so much for the cup of coffee that you gave me. I wanted an iced espresso, but can I just give you some notes? Number one, you gave me a coffee iced espresso with no cream or any kind of sweetener and no straw. That's like buying me a car with no engine. But thank you for the frame of the car. Oh, is that why you took the lead off? Wow. That was smart. What a fucking crafty motherfucker you are. And he didn't get you a cherry old bar. You didn't give me a cherry old bar. That's what I asked for too.

But you know what? Did you try it? And that's George lesson learned with the battle with Diva wants Diva gets. Okay. I'm not a diva. Take note. I'm not diva. And also I've been doing a lot of promoting for this podcast. I did red fix Simmons. I did Tom Rhodes podcast, Opie, Opie and Anthony or Jimmy. And I've done a lot. And I want to ask you guys something. What have you done? Everything else. Everything else. Everything else involved in the operations of this podcast. All you do is show up, right? You're the act. You're the captain. You're the show, though. You're the captain. You're the captain. You're the king. So all you do is show up in terms of getting stickers done, mailing stickers out,

doing the day to day stuff, getting the merch done. It's always just been George Gilbert and I, which we're fine with. If this is Avengers, what are you complaining about? If this is Avengers, you're Tony Stark. We know you're Tony Stark. And you know what you are? Yes. You're not even in the movie. Oh, I'm in the movie. No, you're not even in the movie. No, I'm Scarlet Witch. You're like in an Olson in the Stark building. You're like on the third floor and you're doing on the computer. That's fine. I'll work for Agents of S.H.I.E.L. That's fine. Have you met Tony? No, I haven't. But I saw him walk down the hallway once. Guess what? He's doing all the operations, the mission planning.

Right. But you're not a superhero. Agent 13. I understand that. Agent 13. But in the movie, you're like an extra. Oh, featured probably. Featured extra. That's so funny. That's so funny. You said you'd see him down the hall. I'm the actor. I try to say a lot. Gilbert, shut up. Go ahead. No, because I have security around me. I was like, you know, who's that guy? That's his Gilbert. He walks on the third floor. And I go, oh, well, I run the world. Yeah. Who's Kalayla? Kalayla is Thor? No, when it's Paltrow in it. Oh, yeah. Okay. Because, you know, they're seeing each other. Pepper. What the fuck is their name? Pepper Potts. Pepper Potts. Yeah. And speaking of Pepper Potts, fantastic fights over the weekend.

There's no connection to Pepper Potts. Yes, it does, because I want to talk about Johanna Calderwoods. Oh, you're talking about badass bitches. Yeah. Badass bitches. Yeah. Hashtag. And Johanna Calderwood is a Scottish MMA fighter. She is a straw weight, but she moved up a weight. Flyweight. The new flyweight division. And she beat Valerie Latterno from Canada, who had a great fight against Johanna Young-Cechek. Our girl. And I thought that Johanna Calderwood destroyed it. She did a spinning back fist in the first round. I think she broke her rib. Something. No, well, the first round, she, spinning back fist, and it dropped her. So it dropped Valerie. And in the third round, she, she did a front kick that should, yeah,

and then hit, hit, hit. Made Valerie turn around and the fight should have been over then. And then, but the ref was really, the ref, Valel did an awful, awful job officiating. It was one of the worst jobs I've ever seen out of a, out of a rep. Do you like how it kept going? I like it. I want to keep going. So you're a ref. You see someone turn around and it's like, well, they're out. You have to protect the fighter, sweetie. Maybe she was turning on to say hi to her family. Hey guys, I got her daughter. Bob always in the room. Hey, look at me. I just got hit in the face. She turned around and ran away. I think the fight is over. So the better part was when she gets, she got kicked in the throat

and then she, she touched her throat. She turned around and she goes, oh, my throat hurts. Yeah. I think she should have ended it there, but. So with Joanne Calderwood, she, Bobby, you know, these fighters don't make much to begin with, despite how much money the UFC makes. So Bobby was very upset last night when he heard that Joanne had was basically broke as hell. Broke? Yeah. Think about what she's only had, what, like two fights in the last year. Two fights, lost the first two. So she didn't get the full payment. Right. She got made $25,000. She didn't get a bonus. Nope. And she, for a whole year, she has to pay for her own training camp and living expenses. And she makes 25 grand a year. And now she

says that she needs to get a day job in Scotland, save up so that she can train and so that she can fight again. And it's like Dana White, pay your fucking fighters. Yeah. I mean, let me tell you something right now. The reason why you even have a business is because of these fighters. It's like when I see comedy club owners, they're cheap and they don't want to pay their comics or well, then you're not going to have a business for them for that long. But they've had a business for this long paying fighters that little because there's no fighters union. I understand that. But if you, if Joanne Calderwood gets a day job at like Starbucks, number one, it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing.

You're a professional fighter. Yeah. Ranked five in the world or something. Yeah. And on top of it, like she can't train, then she can't fight. And then there goes that fighter. So I tweeted at Calderwood last night. I said, Hey, my girlfriend and I would love to, you should start up a go fund me. And we'll, and she never tweeted back. That's kind of like a weird proposition though. Why? Because you tweet someone like, Hey, my girl and I will help you. Like the way you tweeted it was very like threesome proposition. Wait, what? Yeah. Was it kind of like creepy sexual? No, I said, Hey, start a go fund me and my girl and I will help you. It was very. Well, how else did you do it? I mean, you are verified.

So she, I know that it, she probably saw that. I already know that because whenever somebody verified follows me, it gets does an extra, an extra ping on my phone. Whoa. Right. So that's cool. So she hasn't responded. She hasn't responded. That's cool. Your feelings are hurt a little bit. No, this, I mean, I'm, I'm, my feelings are hurt also that Tony Hinchcliffe has a relationship with Johanna Young-Czech just because he went to a fight and he sat next to her and he took out my Netflix special and now they're like buddies. They, they text each other while she's at home. You couldn't even get a reply on Instagram and you were like, Hey, Johanna, I love you.

And she didn't reply. Do you believe that Kenneth atrocities in the world? It's pretty sad. It's really sad. You can get JJ. We can get her. No, we can't. We can get our first Tiger Belly sponsored. We can only get her if she loses against, um, um, Claudia this year. I'm going to get a job. That's my plan on the podcast podcast. Yeah. And, um, we're going to open it up to other people. I'm going to start putting, um, feelers out there. I think we're ready. Yeah. I think we're ready. I think we are. I think that Charlie and uh, awesome. We're going to get awesome. Eric, Eric was great. I will always be, we'll

bring her back into a repeat guest. Did we talk about the, uh, our metamint, uh, uh, Eric Griffin fight? Whoa. We're not allowed to talk about that. Come on. You can't. Yeah, I am. Can we wait till Eric comes on at least? No, I want to talk about it. Can you talk about it and then we'll bring Eric to defend himself. And I listen. I'm an open. I'm not siding with anybody in this fight. Okay. Okay. Because I'm technically friends with both camps, but you're better friends with. I'm technically fans and friends of both camps. Wow. Very political. With that said, before we proceed, has this fight been public, publicly talked about in any other podcast outside of your friend circle? Okay. Oh. Hey, guess

what? Tiger belly breaking news for all entertainment. Then I don't think it's appropriate for you to be putting your friends like, you know, issues on blast Bobby. I'm going to stop you. Can I, all right. Can I do this then? All right. I'm not going to make an opinion. I'm going to just tell you just vague what happened and then let's move on from that. Dude, you're not a reporter. You don't get information. Look at his shirt. Look at his shirt. Look at his shirt. The MTV. Well, he's a reporter for MTV. You think I'm going to get in trouble. I think you know what I'm going to do. Friends have confided in you and I don't think it's your job to air out their dirty laundry. I know, but this is something that other people

have talked about under podcast. Steve Burns talked about it. Oh, in confidence. No, out loud to other people. There's some people, but not on his. I'm doing it. Fuck you, bitch. I'm doing it. Tony Stark. Tony Stark. Pepper Potts. All right. Pepper. Shut the fuck up, Pepper. I'm trying to save you, Tony. And you shut the fuck out guy in the third floor. All right. Give it. I'm just going to say this. Okay. That last was it last Monday or two Mondays ago, two Mondays ago. Okay. If you don't know who Ahmed Ahmed is, Ahmed Ahmed is a standup comic. I've known him for I think 18 years and he's always been a friend of mine. He's given me work. He's a great guy in my point of view. I don't have anything

bad to say about him, although we have been in disagreements before. Okay. And yeah, has done some things that have been somewhat scandalous, but they're not personal to me and I'm going to let it go. Okay. I'm playing the middle. Here's the second thing. Eric Griffin is a fat black guy that's on a workaholic. That was his description. Jesus. And he's done our show before and he's a good dude. And he's in Spain right now because his mom lives theirs because he's going to be here for two weeks. So let's have a moment of silence for a safety because there's all kinds of things going on. Oh my God, you scared me. I was like, who died? Oh, well, Chekhov died. Yes. Oh, that's right. Yeah. We'll talk about that

after this. Yeah. So what happened was, um, I met a man and Eric Griffin. Okay. So also Eric Griffin was a teacher for a long time and he quit to do standup. And when he, because he had done standup, he quit standup, became a teacher, then quit being a teacher and he started late. Like he was in his thirties and he didn't know what to do. So we started standup again and I met a man helped him a lot. I met, put him in, you know, a club and I met, used to have a room in Orange County and Eric was a house. I also, the reason why I ain't no Eric Griffin is through Ahmed because of the fact that we went on to the Middle East together with Sebastian Manoscalco, me and Eric Griffin. Anyway, that trip. Yeah.

Anyway, what happened on a Monday night at the Laugh Factory was, I'm just going to tell the facts and I don't know anyone's opinion and I'm going to try to skew it in the middle. Right. Try. I'm going to try, but everyone was upstairs at the Laugh Factory. Johnny Sanchez was there and Ahmed was talking about an app of his that he is thinking about launching and Eric Griffin said that app sucks and Ahmed, I met through a beverage in Eric's face with icing and stuff and then Eric stood up to leave and then Ahmed did a chest pump to his chest and screamed at him all the way down, you know, outside the Laugh Factory and it became a thing.

Was there physical contact? Yeah. I just see chest positive from Eric. Let me just say something right now, Gilbert. In any society, as far as I'm concerned, if you throw a beverage in somebody's face, that's an assault. It is. Well, technically it does. It is an assault. You could get pinned for assault. Yeah, because that's an object, right? If you throw anything that's going to harm the person, glass, whatever. Yeah. So that happened and that's all I wanted to say. You have no stance on it. I do. Oh, I have stances. There's many stances. But I refuse to answer that question. Let's refrain. So your point to this telling of the story was just to let everyone know that

there was, in fact, an altercation, but that's it. I love altercations. Okay. All right. I'll tell you what. I'm addicted to altercations and there's been a lot in the comedy world like when George Lopez strangled Carlos Mencia in the lobby of the Laugh Factory. I wasn't there live. But you wanted to be there. I want to be there. I would have bought tickets for that because he took his little bean fingers. He took his little Mexican George Lopez little bean fingers and gouged it into George. I mean, Carlos Mencia's throat, which I would have stopped it because at that time when that happened, I didn't know George Lopez. So I would have like did a crotty chop on his little bean hands.

So what would you have done? But then I went to Israel with George Lopez and we're friends now so I can't do it now. What would you have done if you were present for the drink-throwing into Eric's face? Whoa, I would have won. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I would have stand up and then the chest pump. I would go, whoa, whoa, whoa. I would go, whoa. Bobby keeps saying, whoa. Yeah. And then they would walk down the stairs and I just behind Ahmed just like by a couple of feet going, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And then that's it.

That's it? Yeah. Yeah. As a friend, a friend would do. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. I'm playing in the middle. I like it. And there were other ones like when Carlos Mencia and George Logan at the original room.

You were really involved. That famous thing. I wasn't there. I think we have all seen the video. I know. I'm just saying I wasn't there, but I would love to have been there. There are other ones that have happened. Oh, in that moment, what would you have done? Would you say there is a lot more drama in the common new world? I witnessed a rape.

Oh, my Lord. You witnessed it? Okay. A legend, right? So let's just not name any names. Oh, you have to. No, no, no, no. George, George. Look at George. Look at George's eyes right now.

No names. I witnessed a suicide at the comedy store. Yeah. The person jumping off the building. No, not that. That was happened in the 80s. I was in high school. What was this one? This one was, there was a waitress there. I can't name her name. And there was a manager there. I can't name his name. I want to.

I know you do. Fight it. I want to do it now. All right. So she, I guess they were dating and she was in love with this guy. I don't know why because this guy was shady. Okay. Yes. So she broke her heart and she, as she took a bottle of Corona smashed against the wall in the main room and attempted to slice her wrists with the shards of glass.

So did she die? No, she's alive. That's not a suicide, man. She tried to. She tried to in the cops and police. Yeah, but that's, that's attempted. I thought someone actually died in front of you. But do you know what else happened then after that? What?

Then a year, no, two years later, I saw the girl walking down the street and she looked drunk. I think she's an alcoholic. I don't know. Hey, come do an A meeting with me. So I got her in the car and we drove to an A meeting and then five minutes and she stood up and ran out of the room and never seen her since. Whoa. I tried. I tried to help.

Yeah. I hope she's well and another sad thing happened this week. Check off died from Star Trek. Anton. What a freak accident, huh? Yeah. And I don't know much about him, but I'm going to tell you this right now. He made the perfect check off and I read John Cho's tweet Twitter and it really almost

made me cry. What did it say? It just said that he's ruined. I remember John Cho tweeting. He was in ruins. He was in ruins. And what a freak, freaky accident. You know, his parents are actually professional figure skaters from Russia.

I know. What an awful thing to lose a son with so much potential to and who's doing, you know, who's doing well. I mean, he was, he's the future. Yeah. I loved him and like crazy. I like that movie a lot. Yeah.

Anyway, I want to talk about something. I have questions for you, sir. Okay. So in Portland, Oregon, a man was, well, not a man, a person was granted the right to neither be legally male nor female. And he actually is the first recorded person in the United States to be of a third gender. That's neither male nor female. So when he goes into the DMV, he applies for a passport or people ask him whether he's

male or female. And he actually is considered non-binary and he wants to be referred as as neither he not, not he nor she, he wants to be referred as as they, well, he's not the first one. The first one was Morrissey who, who, he's pretty much a sexual and he, right. There are a lot of people who have existed like this, but what I'm saying is he's the first recognized one in the United States. So officially now in the United States, he is our first third gender legal person in the United States.

He's a 50 year, 52 year old ex military guy who, who was married for 29 years. He's still with his wife. The wife's like, Nope, I still want to be with him. I draw the line. He wanted to do the transition. I draw the line here. What do you mean? That you can't do that.

Okay. So tell me this. This is where my question is. Right. Yeah. And he wanted to transition over to being a woman, right? So he started taking the hormones, but then decided, you know what? I don't feel a hundred percent woman either.

And I don't want to do chop my dick off or get the whole, um, the, the procedure done. It's like a giraffe saying, I want to be a bear. What? Yeah. And you're like, no, you're a giraffe. Yeah. But I technically, I don't feel like a giraffe and I feel more like a bear. And they're like, all right, but you're a fucking giraffe, keep it by Bobby does support

the LGBT. I support the LGBT. How dare you? Let me say this right now. This is different. Is it transgender? It is different because it has nothing to do with sexuality. It has nothing to do with a sexual preference.

It has only to do with what he identifies with male or female. Like his love for his wife is still there. He still wants to have sex with her. All of those things are still retain. You give them an inch. They take a mile. Right? And we say as a society, right, all right, you want to change genders?

That's cool. Yeah. We're allowing you to do that. And you gave them that little room and now all of a sudden, no, I want to be my own thing. Fuck you. I'm sorry. It was that. Can I am I in trouble?

No. This isn't the first. You're a giraffe. You know where that should be the third gender giraffe. So what's the other countries that have a third gender or Pakistan, India, Germany and Australia? What? What is it?

They're non binary. That's what it's called. What do they look like? Give me a photo. What does he look like? He looks like a man. He's a man. That's it.

End the story. I think it's really interesting, though, to neither feel male nor female. It has to be possible. You have to really dig deep. And if there is sexual ambiguity that we all agree exists, right, because we neither fall under, you know, super straight or super gay, there has to be somewhere in the middle between male and female. So let's do a fourth gender.

What's a fourth gender? I'm a bob, bob, boboloid. A bobbaloid. Yeah. What's a bobbaloid like? It's just, I just feel different. I want my own. I want my own.

I want my own bathrooms. I want my own bathrooms. And I just, I don't feel like I'm, yeah, I'm more of a, um, a bobbaloid. A bobbaloid. Yeah. What the fuck is that? A bobbaloid. Something just fell.

My point is, that's, that's. So you don't agree with that. You don't agree with a third gender. Sweetie. But you know what this guy said? This guy said, if I'm not allowed to, to break out and be honest with myself, he was going to kill himself. Oh, well.

He's like, I need to step out of this box and realize. Well, I can tell him to go to ride it and get some razor blades. Oh my God, Bobby. Well, what, no, what I'm saying is, is this, I'm sorry, I should have said that, but I'm saying that has nothing to do with what, when people go, I want to kill myself, then go ahead. Even threatening to kill themselves is a whole different thing. We are God's creatures and we are snowflakes and we, you know, we have life and that's

a gift. Sweetie, you're becoming, you're being all sorts of Donald Trump right now. You really go through these phases of being this really kind empathetic person from episode to episode. You go from. And, and sometimes I'm Ramsey. Yeah. You are Ramsey Bolton right now.

Yeah. I apologize. I'm Ramsey Bolton today. No, but when people go, I want to kill myself, then it's like, kill yourself. Like, why would anyway, you're not a third gender. You can be a girl. Hey, dude, you be a girl, be a boy, whatever will give you that. Pick one.

If you want to get married, we'll give you that. What if he wants to be a mam, sir? Well, no, you don't get that and that's final. That's final because it's like, it's like a square wanting to be a circle. It's like, come on, your circle or square. I mean, whatever I just said, speaking of Ramsey Bolton, though, spoilers, anyone that hasn't seen Game of Thrones as at this point, you're retarded. Yeah.

It is the greatest piece of art ever made, I believe. I believe that it's better than Star Wars. I believe that it's better than Star Trek. It's boredom. I love Star Trek. Breaking Bad is very good, but I think this is this top set. This is the best. And what we saw last Sunday was a $10 million episode, a movie that took six weeks to film

one television episode and it was a juggernaut. It was emotional. It was entertaining. It was amazing. Was it not? Everything that you needed it to be for the ninth episode and somebody in this room doesn't want you to watch it and that happens to be our fucking retarded intern, Kenneth. Now, Kenneth.

What accent is that? Whatever that is, where we him and Mark Hunt live. Can you see what? Yeah. Now, Kenneth, why don't you watch it? You don't have television? Get on the fucking mic. Here, come here.

Come over there. Get on the mic. Get on the mic. Get on the mic. This is our, I don't even know where we found this one, but here he is. Can I tell you where I found him? I went to your brother's manchi show at Los Globos and Kenneth was nice enough to approach me and say, hey, I love you and Bobby from DVD ASA and we got, we started talking and

he seemed really nice. Are you Samoan, Kenneth? Yeah. He's part. Yeah. You don't identify with it though, right? Yeah, I would call myself Samoan. You do?

Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't even matter what you identify with. What are you like, Samoan with HIV? How come you're so skinny then? What kind of Samoan are you? I'm like half white, half someone. Oh, you're the white part, right?

Is your mom Karen Carpenter or something? No, my dad's white. Oh, your dad's white? Yeah. My bad. So Game of Thrones, why don't you watch it? I'm going to wait till the whole series finishes. Okay.

All right. Let me say something to you right now, man. When people say shit like that to me, that means they're not going to watch it. Because the thing is, is that there's so many spoiler works and memes and things on the internet that will ruin it. Let me ask you this. Have you heard of the bloody wedding? The blood wedding?

The red wedding. The red wedding. I'm sorry. The red wedding. Yeah, but I don't know what it is. See, that's what I'm saying. So you get that, you know, on the cover of Entertainment Weekly before the first season, they had Jon Snow or it was after the first season, the last season, Jon Snow on the cover

saying he's alive. So it's like, there's all these spoiler alerts, you're going to, you're our intern, you're going to start watching it this week. Yeah, you want me to watch it? No, I'm not, it's not, I'm not asking you. I'm telling you to watch it. If you need money to buy it, I'll give you the money. You need money to buy it, we'll give you the money afterwards.

Yeah, I'll watch it. You know, you're going to watch it, you're going to watch it, because if you're an intern on this, on this ship, you're going to watch it. Okay, yeah. All right, now get Gilbert back on. Oh, man. Thanks, Kenneth. Thanks, Kenneth, for participating.

Hey, you know what? Your Tiger Belly hot seat. He made our mix tape. Oh, it's good. Thank you. So be kind to him. Thank you, Kenneth. What an episode, though.

Geez. Yeah, it was amazing. And listen, there's all these theories involved, and if you don't want to hear theories, turn it off now. But what you said to me today about how Arya could be dead, I will not, I will stop watching the show. That's a lie, man. It's not a lie.

You love this show. You tell me how much you love this show. Arya cannot die. She can't die. So you're saying that the girl we saw on the last scene where she says, my name is Arya Stark and I'm going home to Winterfell. You're saying that's actually the other girl with Arya's face on. The wave.

Yes. On the Internet right now, there's been this whole theory that when the candle was struck and all the lights turned off, the girl killed Arya. But why would they even show the whole progression of her finding Needle again? Yeah. Why was all of that necessary if the intent was never to bring her home? She is coming home just not as Arya Stark. I don't know, man.

It's Game of Thrones. I feel like they're just trying to mislead us all the time to think like, oh, I'm going to tell you why I don't think that happens because it's not going to happen because of the fact that they just killed the little one, Rickon, and did you guys see that? Did you guys see that coming? Did not run zigzag. Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

Be serpentile, bro. Yeah. Do some rolls, like body rolls. Just be erratic. Yeah. You can just run in a straight line, but pace it differently. Just stop for a second, and then run, you know what I mean, and just do erratic running. He kept the same speed.

What a fucking idiot. Rams, he's like, you don't know how to zigzag, you don't know how to pace your run. You deserve to die, Rick. Sorry. Sorry. So now there's Bran's left, Sansa, Arya, and Jon Snow. The thing is, is this, is that if she's dead, right, then there's no real reunion, and the whole reason why I'm watching the fucking thing is so for all the kids to get back together.

That's all he's ever wanted since the first season. I just need them to reunite, and I, yeah, that's, or else it's not, none of it is worth it to him. Yeah. Because if it's like, if Bran turns into an actual crow and flies in the sky and never get back again, I'm turning the TV off. I need a reunion. It's a reason, baby.

What? The same thing. It's about the same. They're black, and they're, you know, birds, because like a Jamaican saying, I'm not black, I'm Jamaican. No, you're black. Yeah. I don't think any Jamaican.

I don't think every, first of all, there's never been a Jamaican that's denied being black. Never met a Jamaican that said, Hey, man, I'm not black, hey, Bobby, that's never been a scenario ever. I just set you up for that laugh. So you say, and that's, and that's why I'm good, and that's why I'm good. El Capitan, you are on a roll today, my friend. I'm on a roll today, but I like a bunch of people texting me at Booking.com commercial.

Oh yeah. What was it like? Let's finish with the, let's finish with the thing and then we'll move on. Let's wrap up. Okay. So that, and there's another theory of Lady Stoneheart. No, the theory about Sansa possibly being pregnant with, oh, with Ramsay. When Ramsay is said, you're a part of me now.

Yeah. And she, she didn't say anything and then the dog ate him. Yeah. And then she said, your name would be forgotten. Your house would be forgotten. Yeah. No, it will disappear. Get your fucking words right.

We'll disappear. You'll disappear. You fucking asshole. So she has, she has his baby. And then Lady Stoneheart. We don't talk about that. And we already did last week. A little bit last week.

Yeah. Is that going to happen? You think? I don't know. But it's very interesting, but I'm going to say if the showrunners are listening to the tiger belly right now, Ben off, Davey Weiss and the other guy, Davey Weiss and yeah, Ben off, Ben off, which they are obviously, if Arias, if Arias Stark is dead, I'm done. You can't kill Arias.

Steve will be done. Oh, Steve will kill himself. Yeah. Steve will never watch it again. Steve, it took me years to even to get him to watch it. What was his reaction to the episode? He's addicted to it. We watched it together.

We watched it together and my brother is addicted and he wants the show to keep going forever. Yeah. He doesn't want a finality to anything. He doesn't. He just wants more families to show up, more characters and he's reading the book now. Whoa. He's reading the book now.

That's a serious fandom. The first one. So the booking.com thing, the internet versions are coming out and I don't know. It's funny. I know, but I don't know. Look at Bobby's Instagram. He has videos of- It makes me feel, listen, obviously I'm going to do the job. The people behind it were really nice and stuff, but there is a horse element to it

that you feel, but- Doing commercials. Everyone's doing commercials. I know. And that's what keeps me going. Everybody is doing commercials. I've seen Brad Pitt in a commercial. Yeah. So you do them and it's for a product that I can get behind and-

I love booking.com. Yeah. So, but I don't know. I just want to work more. All I care about is like, what was it like making out with Jane Lynch? Yeah. She's such a goddess. The powerhouse.

Yeah. I had met her before and it was a brief meeting and we didn't really talk and I didn't really know her, but when I was really nervous the day that we shot, we shot all that in one day. Do you prepare? Like do you say, hey, how do you want to kiss? No. I just, I showed up onto that bedroom set and I was just like, what's going on?

And the director was like, do this, this and Jane was there and she was super nice. And she was like, I'm game for anything. And I go, all right, well, then I'm just going to lunch in and we did different versions and she was like, we did it like 30 times and then she was game the whole time. And she was so nice and so respectful and it was a really good experience. And I have the other ones I did with Key and Peele that are coming out too. Oh, so there's more. There's more, yeah.

No, no, no. There's one with Chelsea Peretti and Jordan at a dancing in Armour and I'm playing the flute. And there's another one, a bachelor party one with Eddie Pepitone, me, Key and Peele and that little Indian guy, I forgot his name. From the terminal? Yeah, from the terminal. I forget his name.

Yeah. But he is in it and that was fun also. But then, you know who, you know who called me furious, furious is Lawrence R. Why? Why? Oh, that was through. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that.

I don't have a business. Oh no, no business stuff, baby. I can't just, I know why now. Well, yeah, I get why we don't have to talk about that. No, I'm I can talk about it because I'm not going to say anything bad. What do you guys? Is this the FBI? Hey, I want to say things.

Listen to me. I want to say things because they don't do that. No, no, you have notoriously the biggest mouth in Hollywood. I sucked off my cousins. Let's fucking get real. Let's get real and fucking real. I I also feel responsible for making sure you don't get extorted. You don't like I'm Responsible for protecting you because you've never had a podcast before and you've never had free reign

Like this before and it's a dangerous setting for somebody who has diarrhea of the mouth like you so so you know We've been in trouble for a long time And I've paid heavy consequences of it and that's why right now. I'm editing as we speak everything that I'm saying right now I'm editing. All right. So all I want to say is this, okay? Is that for 20 years my commercial agent is a Korean dude by the name of Lawrence are he made me a shitload of money and In the 90s and he's my been my boy from day one. I love him. He's great at what he's like He has his own commercial agency called aqua and they're amazing They signed all of the people that I ever brought their way including including Gilbert

And I don't know what happened with this commercial I just want to apologize to Lawrence because I got a call from CAA saying that we did the deal They then I never heard anything for Lawrence and then when he saw the commercial he was upset and all I want to say is I'm sorry. How does that work? So explain to me how it I don't know how it works If he is your commercial agent, I don't know what happened. I Told them I don't know what happened. He was furious with CAA is a full house They jump on full house across the board. So if you get a job on your own Let's say if CAA wasn't even involved at all. Is that legal to do? No

So technically is it illegal that Lawrence was not involved? The problem with my situation with aqua is it's Then he never signed me in a contract Because if he did then he would have to try to get me campaigns 24 seven and there was a many years that nobody wanted me It's still they don't Then you get booking.com. Yeah, but that was through Jordan and I and I believe that that was an In-house thing, but I don't know. I mean they seem to be fans of mine and I'm grateful for it I just want to say on just group level that I apologize to Lawrence. That's how I'm gonna say we can move on

Yeah, let's move on. Let's talk about Scientology and a new movie studios. They have a what what so apparently I I don't know how true this is, but they have They've built a new state-of-the-art Movie studios that rivals paramount. Oh My god, I got a distance for those. Oh, I got additions for those. I thought they were infomercials I think like movies. I don't know how real this is or if this is just David Miss Kavitz just spewing out Nobody says his name again on this podcast. Okay, we should call him in fact. We're not talking about this at all Why we've talked about it so many times. They're already out to get us

We might as well just everything bad that happens in my life you since then I believe Scientology has something to do with it and I'm I no longer want to be you know in their shadow You truly think you're on a list. I believe that we're on a list. Interesting. I believe they live across the street You believe Kenneth He could be a fucking mall right cuz he kind of looks like one I don't know that Me yeah, but he doesn't watch Game of Thrones with us, which is Scientology type don't watch it, right? So there's some weird things about him. So we're not gonna discuss this

He's the skinniest Samoan. Are you a Samoan or are you a fucking Mexican? So we don't know but I don't listen. I'm there. It's a scary organization and Um, and I um, I don't want to be underneath their shadow anymore. I believe in body things. I believe that Z new it happens that way I believe that thousands of millions years ago There was a emperor called Z new an alien or emperor emperor and they captured their citizens put him in a volcano and Their souls were sucked into these little capsules and they were released and now we're filled with the souls of aliens in our Body called body things and I need to get rid of them

That's why I fart so much. Wait, you're full. Whoa. You're telling you fart out aliens. No, I fart a lot And I think it's body things. Yeah, you're farting on aliens. You're farting on aliens No, they're farting and I'm through me and I'm farting their farts. So man. Yeah, so there's two things going on So I got to get rid of Whatever they do, I'm glad movie studio. Congratulations. Interesting from now on we congratulate everything they do All right, so everyone congratulate them Officially official statement from Tiger Belly is that we're so sorry Congratulate Tiger Belly for I'm in Scientology for all that for what?

Jack shit Do it right now Did don't do it right now. You think they're responsible for for all my health issues. They could be wow And they go to be responsible for You know that person, you know, that listens to this podcast that tried to That person's a fucking loser It's so weird how he still comments and I didn't know who this person is to like this person thinks I don't know But I've done my fucking recon on you, baby

She's NSA you don't even fucking know. Yeah, and I've I showed that they I guess she had a YouTube video of me with the with a Cook looks clan off it. Uh-huh We don't we don't give him or her or it. No, it's a him. Is it but I know but I've shown it to every black person that I know And we just laugh Like a hundred people we just giggle like this this person try to create a video of Bobby with a cook looks clan on the hat Yeah Kenneth are you that person that doing this? Are you this person? Let me tell you something right now

This right now listen to me right now someone he plays tennis look at him I know If it turns out that you're the one that's trying to extort me you have another thing coming Okay Look at me right now. Do you get what I'm saying? Okay, good It's I think it's an afro is that an afro. What is that? It's good hair, baby. Did you go I love the strokes. I'm gonna steal their hair. What the fuck is that? All right

Don't get defensive Jesus natural Natural New Zealand. Yeah, New Zealand. So what? So, you know how we've been trying to eat a little bit better or actually just me yeah do that again No, but you know, I we eat a lot of sushi, right? And we always say oh, it's probably the most guilt-free type of food because it's like fish of no fucking feelings A new study finds that they're actually sentient beings Not only do they they have like human face recognition or real awareness, but they feel pain and I mean and

So if we if Pita and all these people are like up in arms about the way we kill other sentient beings like pigs and You know and cows and whatever that we probably have to be more aware of how we feel anything that with with a brain Yeah, and eyeballs Right in a heart, right? They have some sort of awareness that they're they're not like They're not like Existentialists and go they they're aware of their existence, maybe but I think there is they Obviously, they don't want to die and they have those reflexes Yeah, because if they're if you catch one of fish and you pour them out of the water

They start, you know, in their little dance They do shake yeah, but the most not a lot of creatures You think that a brain equates to being to having awareness and most creatures a lot of creatures don't have brains They don't have a central nervous system like what? like fish They have brains They don't have brains. They don't have a central nervous, but they have brains a central nervous system is a brain

So there's no brain So fishy has no brain look at up look at up Google it Let's not start this this fact that fish have no comment. I may ask you that the squids have brains No, they have no brain. They're so smart. Why are they so smart where their eyeballs attached to? Their little the black sack where they do Because I know that octopus have a very the most complex actually squid and octopus have the most complex eyes Yeah, but what I'm saying is is that if they're seeing something and then it goes through what is it? There's got to be a computer system that goes. Oh, that's a rock

Okay, so it's not a fish don't have a technical brain, but they have something It says that it's not part of their not usual anatomy But it's possible for a brain to evolve in different ways So it might not be our usual idea of a brain, but they have something like that Do they have pleasure zones like if they're getting there? Well, they feel pain They're gonna get his dick saying go. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah, they don't have the same brain structure. We're just like a tuna look at a sardine and go I'm gonna fuck that and that's pedophilia. Oh, it's small. Yeah

Yeah, but so why am I touching? I know you really said sardine is Hold up my penis is stuck. You know how your whoa. No, how's it stuck? You know how the head goes into the likes that sack part. It's retract. It retracts into it Guess what my 24-7 got force gross. Well, so fish don't I'm learning everything new so fish don't have brains they have a central nervous system and Obviously starfish don't have any brains. No, they don't have eyes. They have tube feet. We could eat them Starfish, but how about a new rule? We don't eat anything with eyes Because you could only eat plants and starfish. Yeah, but what if one day they find out that plants are in fact sentient beings, too

No, that's that I refuse to believe that because if it would make sense because some people have green thumbs To where you know, that's yeah, I have you know, you have a purple vagina. That doesn't really mean that you're not a human I have a purple vagina. I'm kidding Close but I do that. Oh, she's like I do all my sacks are my sacks are dark purple That doesn't necessarily mean that they're not sacks. It's just darker. Yeah Okay, if you have no feelings about fish having feelings, then let's move on. No, I do have feeling I do have an opinion. I'm asking you questions because Then at that point

We can't we can only vegetables. No, we can eat all of them All I'm saying is that we probably have to be a little bit more Conscious about the way we kill them because you know, if you see how certain tuna is killed They'll they'll put this like metal thing through their heads slowly to make sure that the tuna has a higher quality meat That it so certain enzymes because when fish die or tuna say for instance and they struggle upon their death I guess the quality of the meat is goes down and you know Because it releases an enzyme that ruins the meat So the way they kill them is to put a metal stake through

There like their head and through there like the backside. I don't know. I just saw this on TV It is in Croatia, but apparently that's how you keep the value of of the tuna meat Yeah, so we have they're dumb enough to you know, I mean see they they see like a spike going to their head And they're like, I'm not stressed out about this Then and also the way we keep them out with no With you know out of the water and they're unable to breathe and they they die a pretty slow death every time I see that even to this day like I when I when I fish or I get fish I always just kill the fish immediately. I don't I don't like watching them slowly gasp for air for

For by the way, I just want to say yeah talking about animals and plant life and things like that nature I'm we just want to say this animals one Human one. Oh is the crocodile the alligator and you kill the gorilla because of the baby, right? And then the alligator ate the other baby. So it's one one. How old was the kid? What what what what happened? What's going on here? I'm just saying I'm not saying I'm not saying that the alligator eating the human baby was um Not wrong. It's a horrifying. I'm just telling you the score. Yeah, it's what it's one one nature one that one

You know, it's a swampy area. Am I getting in trouble for that? No Then why'd you guys cover your mouth like I just said something crazy. It's just two-year-old baby sad. Oh, it's two years old Oh, I didn't know that Oh That was a grown like 14 year old I'm I'm still mad about you know why I'm just speaking behalf of my cousin the gorilla You shot him in the head for nothing and I'm just saying that little anchor. There's a little karma Yeah, in the animal world and I feel bad for the the kids baby. What happened though?

I don't know. Okay, so I don't know what happened. I had a whole comment on this but what happened? A family was Took a vacation and stayed at the Disney World Resort or something like that Where they have they have areas of man-made fresh water areas and apparently is it Orlando? It is in Orlando Was the alligator Afghani Is it an Afghani because they could be in cahoots with that other guy from the club? Yeah, just FYI FBI if you're listening I'm throwing that out there right help from Bobby Lee. Yeah, cuz there are alligators in Afghanistan. That's what the Westboro Bap is the other Baptist church Westboro Church says that that's

That that God did that God did the whole alligator eating the baby that too. Yeah Um, hey Christians by the way specifically then Christians by the Christian. No, I'm just saying Christians by the way You got to get rid of this Westboro Baptist church because what it does there we go. It ruins the brand Yeah, the brand all right the brand Christianity is being ruined and also by the way Muslims got to get rid of the ISIS all kind of thing ruin because it ruins the brand All right, and if anyone were working at Coca-Cola, right? Was like murdering people and stuff like that. It would probably fire them You're fired because it's a kind of taints the Coca-Cola brand and get arrested. Am I not right?

That's not a controversy point. All right. That's not and that's a fact brand. It's called branding And I'm not an anti ad agency person or I don't work at you know for that right But if I was working at an agency, I would go up to Christians and go listen But you got to get rid of that Westboro Baptist church because they are they are evil they are delusional insane people and I don't you know, I know America is The land of the free and you're allowed to say whatever you want, but dude man. It's like when you're

protesting funerals When people get slaughtered at a club or uncomfortable or they try to protest Sandy Hook Do you remember that? Yeah, saying that God did that because of gays, you know It's wrong The only thing I'm gonna let Westboro Baptist Church protest is that third-general bird bullshit What the third-general bullshit? Oh creating a third. Yeah. Yeah do that I'm gonna allow you to do that Kaila thoughts on that whole thing

I What's wrong with me right now am I am I in trouble right now? Everything I'm saying you guys are just giving me like weird looks and that I I don't know what I'm talking about And I'm telling you right now. I'm just telling you what my heart says speak your heart All right, and I feel bad about the kid in oh, yeah, finish what happened. So they were the family was at the resort Yeah, it wasn't a no swimming area, but they were there you go. Let me go. Let me ask you a question with their signs There were signs, but this is

But they weren't swimming oh What were they doing plot twist the child was just on the edge of the water I believe and it was a two-year-old child and the family was you know, so I'd set up a little picnic area there And they were just enjoying their time and then you know The baby got dragged into the water any alligator came out of nowhere. I know and Just what happened? Well, that's what happened. What happened? There's only one thing that happened. I need details the baby died socks

So anyone with parents out there And Sorry, that's okay. Anyone with parents out there if there's a sign by a a River that's Invested with alligators and there's a sign that says no alligators I just want to say even on the edge of the river like on the beach area That don't have your kid hanging out there and that's just a Public a public service announcement or if you live in Florida a friend of mine who lives there says you know what you learn?

By living here that you just don't go in the water without thinking there are a lot of things that could get you Swamps, you know, it's like it's like when I was in North Carolina. I Was doing press I was just in North Carolina and they're like hey You guys want to go to this restaurant like breakfast you want to go to this breakfast place But it's kind of in the woods and I go nope And they go why the woods no because it ticks, bro I saw the documentary The right and I'm not gonna get lime to disease. Do they have lime? I thought that was like lime Connecticut

Actually, no east coast in general. It's just in general because he the guy goes. Oh, yeah I know a bunch of people with that. Oh, so I go. That's why we're not going into the woods And I don't need a sign that says don't go in the woods I googled that shit and I'm not going to the woods because I don't want it lime disease And I want to be going to convulsions. I don't know where you know if you see the documentary under the skin That's what it's called skin, right? It's a devastating disease. So don't go hiking. Don't do that. So I that's you know There we get that here in LA. It's like when um less likely it has it's a very specific tick on a very specific deer Jesus Yeah, when you go hiking

Let me say something you don't belong up there That's why when I read reports what a mountain liar attacks a hiker. I feel sad But then I'm like, what are you doing in their living room? You know, if you're a hiker and you're out in the North Carolina woods, right? And you're like, oh, I like trees and I like, you know, plant life or whatever and a little tick bites you And then all of a sudden you have Lyme disease. Whose fault is that? Not the tics fall There are a lot of people who actually don't believe that Lyme disease is a real disease. I know in this documentary

Really even the medical field doesn't they won't acknowledge it and it has to do with pharmaceutical companies I just say that right. Yeah pharmaceutical comp. How do you say it? You said it. I'm a pharmaceutical companies that they have they want to what they don't have a what is it? They don't have They don't have a they don't have patents on cures or medicines on it Therefore they can't make any money off of it. And so they don't Produce it. They don't they don't call it a disease. Yeah, because there's no money involved And also it's like the the symptoms are also very very general. It can range from neurological symptoms to heart

symptoms, you know, but one of the things that's Obvious is that, you know, when you get when you first get bit by the tick you do get the bullseye rash on your body To signify that there is that there is an infection of some sorts But some doctors believe that the reason that a lot of these people are sick is because if you do get bit by a tick And you get a bullseye rash and you go you go to the doctor. They give you a prophylactic antibiotic What do you call it? Treatment where you take antibiotics for a very very very long amount of time and some people believe that it's actually that long

Months of taking antibiotics that wipe out the natural like flora and your gut and make you sicker than you actually are so there's there's a lot of There are a lot of people who really don't think that this exists and it's really sad for people who are living with it You know, all right pharmaceutical companies. Jesus. I know it really is crazy And I apologize to the parents of the alligator. I just thought about it and what I said was wrong. It's not one one Speaking of animal zero Why it's too Because it's it's like animals. They shouldn't take we're not the equal

We're not equal with them. We're the dominant species on the planet You don't fuck with our babies Okay alligator speaking of animals This biotech this biotech company in Silicon Valley Has created burger patties like beef patties from a hundred percent plants from a hundred percent plant made but they actually Sizzle and ooze fat like a normal like a real beef patty and it's supposed to taste exactly like a beef patty and Bill Gates is Actually backing the startup company. I'm on board and they wanted to buy it for three hundred million dollars

So they're thinking this is really gonna be a big thing. It's real meat. It's a plant. It's made out of all plants It's from a they use I don't know what the fat's coming from You know what they use the take is the guy who who created it? He said there's there's a taste in meat that cannot it's hard to mimic So they were able to narrow it down to heme and heme is an iron component in Blood in our blood and any type of animal blood and they were able to reproduce heme Using like a soy plant that they put in yeast or something like that So they were going they they engineered this art of artificial heme almost and put it into this plant patty

So that's why it has a pink color like a beef patty and it's supposed to ooze like it's supposed to grill and brown like a real patty And it's supposed to be the next greatest thing. Yeah, but is it as nutritious as real meat? It's plant-based. So I don't know. I don't know what the protein content is Hmm, but if it's as nutritious and it tastes exactly the same response I'm in Wow But if there's even a slight difference It's supposed to taste and smell just like it smell and the upside to this apparently is that it Uses a lot less resources and space to create because you know agriculture is such a it's it's it's an environment killer invention It really is a great invention once you I had to think about it for a second

And that would you know what dude? You're right Because then I we can live amongst the cows. Oh My god, I just thought about that for a second. It's amazing. Yeah, you're driving on the 101. We don't cause in the traffic fucking cow Why we have so many cut we don't eat them anymore But they're our friends. No, they're our friends. I was being sarcastic. We have to take this company out Take this company out because I'm gonna tell you right now, dude. We'll be overrun by Buffalo Buffalo

And then they'll make the chicken version. They'll just be a chicken and a rooster outside my patio Oh, give me up. No, it wouldn't be awesome traffic would be it would be congested and all of a sudden You think they're just gonna be a million orphan cows just like laying around in a one day like a hundred years I'm like how we'll have their own opinions ago. I'm a giraffe now. Wow Right We should eat you again Sweet any questions. Listen, there is an upside to this Yeah, if you think about it from an environmental perspective, this is the greatest thing to ever be invented

Do you realize how much how much damage agriculture or like Eating beef does to the environment? I understand that the message that they fart out What you know what we need to get rid of before any of that is Republicans Oh Lord, jeez right before the question because they don't believe in global warming. They don't believe their stance on is all about Corporations and big industry and money and free trade and all that jazz and it's all about money and It's ruining our environment. If they you how can you fix an environment if you don't even realize that it's broken No, give me the question I hope for advice with Bobby Kalaila

This is from our good friend Sarah. Hi guys. I recently got engaged to my best friend. Whoo It's a great relationship. I played the role of housewife while he works We bought a house in his hometown, which is Point Pleasant why West Virginia home of the moth man I am a heroin addict and he is a cop. It's not exactly ideal. I know everyone an active heroin addict Yes, yes, everyone knows and everyone knows everyone in this tiny town and warrant has gotten back to some of his cop friends that I'm using Yikes, my fiance is aware of my habit. In fact, we budget for the drugs His co-workers are staring are staring starting to judge him for being with me and it's making my life here a bit uncomfortable Going to NA meetings is out of the question because people gossip

We're afraid if we regularly went regularly the entire town would know about me including his parents I want to stop using I've heard all the generic advice a thousand times, but do you have any special advice for this housewife in a strange town? Okay, Sarah. Um Wow, you're asking the wrong guy that question Why are you the wrong guy? Because I my opinion about it is it's just not my opinion. It's a medical fields opinion. It's Is is that? The only way to get sober is to Um

Completely get it out of your life and you'd stay abstinent. Is that the word abstinent? abstinent and um My opinion would be to go to a 12-stop group and when you say I Refuse to go to an enemy because they talk and this and that it's like this if I had HIV and And they said you got to go to this meeting. That's where you get the cocktails And if I say well people talk, right? It doesn't matter. I have to go

To the meeting to get the cocktails. I Strongly believe that that is probably one of the only ways to truly the easiest way to get sober because you learn tools to live your life you you you get a spiritual awakening and And it's just a better softer way to go, but that's my opinion and Your husband is keeping you sick. Yeah, he's enabling you He's probably the biggest culprit in all of this the fact that he thinks it's okay to budget for your drug use It's like we Bobby and I when we first started dating We always used to make out in front of the TV and one of our favorite shows was my 600 pound life

And you know, there were people who were you know, and the half ton killer remember her the fat lady that rolled over That's all we would make out to we would watch TLC hard right now Yeah, you guys are we would always just like we would always have sex to my my 600 pound life Love it. Love it. That was always our background like ambient sounds Well, anyways, there was one particular instance where the lady lost all this weight and it actually ruined their relationship because the man Wanted to he was he wanted to keep her at bay He wanted to have full control of her fatness because her fatness kept her at home It that his identity was wrapped up in that

So he wanted to keep feeding her and the doctors were a little bit upset with him because he was just not trying to help her lose Weight he wanted to keep her sick because he wanted control over her and as soon as she started to Kind of live her own life lose weights are to go out again. It made him a very insecure man You know, and I don't know the specifics of your relationship But I think that is such a red flag to for a man to to provide you with a space to continue to do something You yourself want to quit and I think it's dangerous People people are weirded out about 12-step groups when they don't know much about it and I I You know, I feel for them. It is a week. It's from the outside. It seems like a weird place. Okay, and

Until they hear the history of how it came about There was a guy named bill W. All right. He was a He was a stock broker kind of you, you know, he did the Is that a stock broker? What did he do Wall Street Wall Street? Yeah. Yeah, and he was a chronic alcoholic and his wife was working out like a Like a JC penny kind of a place. I don't know what it was called and eventually he couldn't work anymore and she was Working and he would steal her money to get alcohol and then he ended up in institutions and he no matter what he tried

he could not get sober and Doctors would say back then you're gonna die like this 99.9% chance that you're gonna die and One day he met a guy named Dr. Bob who was a doctor he had the same kind of problem alcoholic, but he was a doctor and they were talking about their Problems but in the span of them talking they realized that in that five or six hours they didn't drink. Oh Oh Interesting, right

So then what happened was what they ended up doing is they started going to institutions, you know, and they would ask Where are your? the harshest Alcoholics the guys that are borderline wet brain and they would go in and they would tell their stories to other alcoholics and a lot of them went oh This is how you do it. So they would so they would get one more and they ended up going out of themselves and

Talking to people about their story and what they found was it's in the and then they found God Right, so in the combination of both things they were able to amass and within a year a hundred people and They found that if they went to meetings every day for one hour, right and also went out of themselves because it's a self-centered disease And when they reached their handout like they say in the Bible to help other people, right? It it took them it's because it's a it's it's not it alcoholism and drug addiction isn't your problem your problem is selfishness, right and a self-centeredness and It's just a root of your problem. So when they found that so that's why a whenever I go to a meeting I feel ten times better

And I don't feel like doing it. Well, that's Because I think this is one of the more interesting questions we've had. Let's actually break it down and see, you know, she's obviously She's lucid enough to write a very well thought-out email to us So I want to know just how bad her addiction is, right? She's she she seems like she she makes well constructed sentences I have a family member of mine currently has been a heroin addict for Over ten years and it's been such a big thorn in you know in all of our lives I mean including my it's just been a very very rough ride for all of us

So and she's turned into this person to me now is basically the devil like I just don't see her coming back from this addiction She fucking uses everybody around her. It's it's a full-blown addiction, right? So what I'm saying is Bobby What should she do? What are the three steps that she should do? Today the problem with the problem with Addiction is is that it has to come from the addicting the person that's addicted and What they have to experience is a bottom now everyone's bottom is different But they have to realize like my thing was oh my god. I

saw my death I Saw that my behavior and inevitably was gonna take me to within a year or two a place where I could die right and I Was and I was it as soon as some house mothers Their their threat is I'm gonna lose my kids. That's a big enough bottom for them Death might not be the thing, right? But everyone has to come to a conclusion So the problem with addiction is that some people's bottoms are very low You know are like I had homeless living in a dumpster, right and

Almost like literally on the precipice of death and then some people's have light bottoms I got in a car accident and I Heard somebody that's their bottom So it's like I can't define that for this person But that's it. Do you have to because what happens is when you hit a bottom? It's just human nature to As that for survival. I'm willing to do anything bounce back But do you think her fiance will ever allow her to for her to hit a bottom if he's enabling her? Oh, yeah He's a cop too so he can protect. I mean as a cop you should know that

especially heroin Inevitably the end result is not a good one. I Mean, just look at the statistics. So it's like if you look at the stats and you believe that you're gonna be special That's not That's not gonna be good Right, you you need to look at the statistics and go. Oh I'm gonna end up in a prison cell or an Institution of some sort or death

those are the three things and You know, I talked about cammy the girl that I knew that saw for a little bit. She died heroin addiction They ended they found her in an abandoned house in a bathtub with needles over and she had been dead for a couple of days and She was somebody that I was seeing at the time and she was cool. Did you know? Yeah, I mean, I didn't know she relapsed. Yeah, I knew her sober. I didn't know about a relapse, but um, I I've seen it a million times Heroin just kills people and in a meetings you see at the end

Somebody will stand up and go. Hey, I just want to you know, there's a service for so-and-so he had relapsed and this and that and It's something that's so real that I see and I would hope that this person that just emailed us would Hopefully hopefully this is not a joke. This is a serious thing that you have and um, and I'm I promise you And this is a promise and it's not something that I'm making up. It's something that I've Seen over and over again. I promise you if You were able to go to some sort of 12-step group and really do the work. I

Promise you that your life will change. I promise you it'll get better and wonderful things will happen But I also promise you that if you continue to do what you're doing You're gonna die And that's it There you go, Sarah. So Thanks for listening to another hilarious episode of Tiger Valley I'm not on the road for a while. So I'm not gonna plug anything

I just booked another movie for Lionsgate and they're gonna pay me $600 a day. Oh My god add the headset drop with that. Look at that guy Oh What have you got you got any shows Kaila? I don't unfortunately her one-woman show. Yeah, your vagina model locks I always get that question to like oh, you know Kaila She must be using Bobby as sort of a stepping stone for her Entertainer I just want to let you guys know to be clear. I don't want to be a comedian an entertainer

An actress a model or anything involved in the industry I am merely an accessory on Bobby's podcast and I set him up and I have a good time This is an outlet for me and all your Misconceptions are truly just that they're misconceptions. I don't get paid to do this I don't desire to ever be on a stage of any sort, but I predict you will Help the people in the Philippines. I do want to do that. I know you really want to do it and also And also I want to say that um I'm deep back into destiny

I'm in old old like old school Bobby Wait, hold on because the new DLC for fallout comes out when now. Oh, you're back to that bro. No, I'm not I'm playing destiny right now. Yeah, I mean, he's back on 12 hours a day. I've been reading the reviews I'll see everyone's like it's a shit. I don't even play ball out. I don't even play Find me uncharted for PS4 Gilbert and So that's that Thank you. He's been very deep into it guys. It's back to the old screaming at 3 a.m.

I hit your sisters a lot then He didn't sleep till noon you play. Oh, whoa, baby. If you're gonna be in this room be on the mic Jesus Christ, I didn't sleep till noon. I woke up at six. Mm-hmm. You play with Steve and Eric. Yeah So me Steve Craig and Frankie but um It's fast back to the grinding of it, so you're not gonna play fallout anymore even if the DLC drops Well, I mean the DLC is more things for your house like elevators That's what elevators love that weapon and weapon display cases. It's like, okay

No one's gonna see this when you're building this stuff. You're like, oh, this is cool Look at what I did with the the land that they gave me you're shitting on fallout now No, what I'm saying is is that but when you're building your 90th house You're going wait a second Who gives a fuck? No one's seeing this. No one's seeing your kills on destiny either. Yeah, they do your friends see it Steve season. Yeah, they see it. What's your light level? Well, you'll get there, dude And then you're like, oh Oh, it's competition. That's what he desires tenacity

He desires competition. That's a philanthropy in the Philippines. Right. All right guys. Well, um, thank you for listening Um, you can find us on Instagram at tiger belly on Twitter at the tiger belly You can write in your questions or concerns to concerns. Yeah, mostly concerns to the tiger belly at gmail.com You can send us mail preferably not anthrax to 1626 North Wilcox Avenue number 161 Hollywood, California 9 0 0 2 8 you can address it to tiger belly or to Bobby Kalilah Gilbert just Yeah, make sure you get the address right don't forget the number one six one in it because some people are

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You can find George at voted best tweets or George Kimmel. Just look him up on Google. He has also linked a LinkedIn Kenneth what's your uh, what's your social? What's your social? Kenneth is too cool. Oh, I like your kind like that. No social media. I'm really into that. You know when I first um Yeah, okay Um for a while there. I really didn't I wouldn't like to date dudes who are really into their social media And I'm not kidding you before him. I just wasn't I thought it turn off It was especially if they posted every day, I'd be like, whoa, bro Like not about it. So I kind of like that mystery. Wow. I kind of like that whole like, you know

Babe, I'm still on the fucking bike Is she gonna why don't you go take her downstairs and pee her what? No, baby, take her out to pee she's gonna pee right now Well ladies if you're a if you like that non-social media type of guy you can Look up Kenneth on the internet if you're into skinny Samoans The only skinny Samoan find Kenneth make sure you find Donald Trump at Gilbets and you can also find me on ps4 at Gilbets if you play All right, bye guys. Bye. Ciao. See you later. Hey, prime members You can listen to Tiger barely ad free on Amazon music download the Amazon music app today

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