TigerBelly - Episode 50: Steeb and the Little Birdy

Episode Date: July 20, 2016

We present to you our 50th with a side of brotherly love. Thank you for sticking around.   Recorded July 18, 2016 Music by Bobby Lee Instagram: @tigerbelly Twitter: @thetigerbelly YouTube.c...om/tigerbelly Facebook: thetigerbelly www.thetigerbelly.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today Welcome to the fiftieth episode of Tiger Belly everybody We have my beautiful girlfriend Cuoloco, we have my half gay Filipino good friend Gilbert from Chicago. We got George and his cousin Brycie and We have a special guest and the special guest is none other than Stevie Weeby
Starting point is 00:01:16 We did a festival last night Viva Pomona and how the show go really good I it was one of my favorite shows the headliners was Chicano Batman. You like them. Yeah, they're cool They're it's like more funk old-school. Yeah with a loyal. Yeah, and they have a loyal fan base But our show went wrong our keyboard didn't work So at the end mark broke it On stage yeah, but it turned out to be one of the best shows the highlight of the yeah Oh, and then Dave got on the guitar will explain to people what who's in the band and okay? So the band is called Monty, which means hammer in Korean
Starting point is 00:01:58 M-A-N-G C-H-I correct, okay, and It's Dave Money Mark Dave who people don't it's a Dave Cho Money Mark Eddie Kim Dylan Mallory Heather Leather, yeah, and once in a blue moon James Jean once in a while. Yeah, and you're the lead singer Yeah, mm-hmm, and you guys tour and everything. We did one tour on the East Coast
Starting point is 00:02:29 Which was very very fun. There's one of the best times of my life. So yeah a magical tour bus Oh, yeah, we had a real like up the phone like Motley Crue bus David Cho change your life Oh, yeah, in a positive way for sure for sure and he had a write-up on the OC weekly Yeah, we had a write-up in the OC weekly in there. They labeled our band experimental punk Which I guess that's what it is You finally figured out what your music is I don't even know what it is I mean cuz I all genres. Yeah, cuz I come from like I like old-school hip-hop stuff
Starting point is 00:03:04 But they're also like modest mouse and stuff like that, too. Do you like the Red House painter Steve? Um It kind of bothers me I don't know why I mean, I know it's good music, but when you play it it like Because you know it like gets under my skin why why does it get under your skin? It's just so Down emo. Yeah, and depressing. Yeah. Yeah, that's who I am I'm a down-and-depressing person. What's another band kind of like that. I Mean, there's no other band like that other band. That's like slow-core in that way. Yeah, it's I mean
Starting point is 00:03:47 I know it's good music. I just it's not my cup of tea. Well, you get violent Like if I played in the car he starts going get like I yeah, I'm like, oh turn it off He punches him in the spine. Yeah, while he's driving on the way Yeah, I have to watch him fight on the 110 freeway When he plays the Red House, well the thing is he knows it's like a button to push. Yeah, well speaking of fighting on Okay, but two weeks ago when we were playing destiny Because we love destiny Steve myself Eric Griffin Frank some other friends were on it's like three four in the morning And my brother snapped
Starting point is 00:04:24 Okay, so can I well I want to defend myself. Okay, go ahead. Okay, so there's a thing on in destiny And it's the raid and it's like one of the main hardest things to do. You need six people to do it Yeah, and do we make it? It was the second or third level of that We're at the level where there's you have to run to the totem. Yeah, and then when you get the death singers thing Yeah, you have to it's like it's a synchronized event. What's the end goal the end? I don't even know what it is. You're just running back and forth. You just kill shit And no, no, no. Yeah, there's people Lila. There's high to kill scientific okay synchronized thing and if yeah, you have to do one wrong thing
Starting point is 00:05:08 You have to start from the beginning, but you guys aren't even six people. No, okay So our fire team the og fire team is me him Eric Griffin Craig Efros my neighbor Frank And then we needed one other guy, which was Chris from Seattle Chris Owen from Seattle. Yeah, which is Craig's friend Mm-hmm So this is why it's not funny. No one knows who the fuck Craig I know I just want to give a shot I don't know the last name Chris Owen like we're ever oh Chris own give it his Twitter channel All right, um, so anyway, I I
Starting point is 00:05:40 Messed up cuz um when I when you're at the bottom you have to be in the middle of the totem Mm-hmm, and I was offset of that. So I was dying. Yeah I don't know. I didn't know why I was dying and what happened. I can't really what happened was this We when you die, we have to start over. Oh, yeah, so you can't mess up. You can't mess up. Yeah He's fucking up. Oh, you know, so I was basically frustrated at myself and Eric said what kind of gun are you using and that right there and that that triggered that's it. Oh my god Bruce Bander Bruce Bander to incredible Hulk. Why is that the trigger?
Starting point is 00:06:22 He was already frustrated What'd you say to Eric? Well, I got defensive. I go what kind of gun are you using right but not in that way. I go you are mistaken What kind of coming are you using? No, I got a you using it wasn't that violent No, no, it was like gale. It was like what kind of gun are you using? Okay? Yeah So it was a little more in between the between Cuz I like I like all kinds there's different kinds of weapons and destiny their scout rifles automatic rifles pulse rifles
Starting point is 00:07:01 And I've learned to love all of them. Yeah, and they all have it, you know, their own different feel or I had us Exotic exotic is the best weapons you could get in the game. They're yellow and which exotic were you using the Maida or the mid a multi-tool very good. It's a very good gun. It's a very popular gun. So shout out to that gun Follow them on Instagram. Yeah. Yeah And then what and then after I said I'm using the mid a multi-tool and I looked at his character Yeah, what are you using? Yeah, and then he had a normal vanguard scout rifle Yeah, so I try to up like up one on him. Yeah. Yeah, my guns better than you Yeah, and then what'd you say to poor Frank and then poor Frank?
Starting point is 00:07:46 So Frank is another kid Why did I he's a doorman at the comedy stories? He's developing as a nice kid. He's a nice Mexican So what did you tell him? I don't know why I didn't know where I go. What do you got to say to that Frank? Yeah, you want some too? No, no, he said no, he said to this This is what my brother said Oh, man, you I could put you in a double leg take down right now. I started talking about Pauley wrestling. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, go to Pauley wrestling. I go check out my stats. Yeah, I go check out the stats on Pauleywrestling.com. Yeah Yeah, I know how to do double legs. I was going back like
Starting point is 00:08:27 1993 like go to Pauley wrestling You know, he was I know I didn't Frank with when physically threatening him with Pauley wrestling stats skills. Oh my god It was yeah, like you know what what idea what I can do to you. Yeah, I got a double leg You wanted him to dig into the archives. I don't know it came out of nowhere like where that was unnecessary And then well now Eric Griffin now knows That it's turning into a red zone situation and if you don't know if my brother gets in the red zone Somebody could die. No, it's not that bad. It's not that have you a let me ask you a question though Have you attacked me with knives? Oh?
Starting point is 00:09:05 Yeah, and silver like yeah How many knives you're tackling with You're two knives in your head. You had to be on my back. Yeah, you got into a wrestling stance. Yeah, everything's wrestling I know I don't know. I don't know why it's been so long. Yeah, he got into was right Oh, it's deeper than that though because I did choke at the state tournament and I was ranked two in the country No, no in the state and I'm down. I always choked at the state So there's like there's goes really yeah, it goes really really it goes deep It's like the pain is deep so how it ended was Eric knew that Steve was going into a red zone and then I don't know
Starting point is 00:09:42 Eric just goes by He goes by and he just just disappears Yeah, Eric Griffin and I was like you pussy you fucking yeah, yeah, Eric's gone now. You can't hear it I'm like you fucking pussy My brother goes off and then and then my brother. I realized at that moment. Oh, no, I'm the asshole Yeah, because he laughed and it was silent and then I go yeah, well fuck this man and I turned off my machine Yeah, so my brother appears and what happened after everyone's laughing everyone me Frank and the two other guys just start fucking laughing Yeah, right because it's 4 in the morning and also Eric and Steve are in their 40s
Starting point is 00:10:28 Yeah, we're all I don't know why we're even playing this game. These are 40 year olds We're addicted to this guy like people have mid-life crises. Yeah These guys are fucking children. Yeah, I mean laugh It's on some nerdville shit man like we're and we're not even we're not even good We're not even good. We're not even good at it. So what would you say last night? Are you said something so good last night? What I say, I got you Steve Wait, oh, yeah, yeah, wait what happened?
Starting point is 00:11:04 So okay, there's this game called Trials of Osiris So we're Destiny and Trials of Osiris. So it's three on three. It's basically what it is. It's me, Eric and Bob Against three strangers. Yeah, but the three strangers are the best God players. Yeah This is the elite of the game. The reason why you do it is because if you can finish this like little bounty It's called the goateer bounty and you get it at the reef from Brother Vance from Brother Vance gives it to you And it's basically what the bounty is you get 50 kills in No, not only 50 kills you need to complete like seven matches, right? And so you go for 50 kills, but 50 kills for us. It'll take us like eight hours
Starting point is 00:11:43 Well all night and then the Sun will come up Yeah, it kills for us. It's a gigantic huge task. I tell you right now teams get 50 kills in just two rounds Yeah, us it takes five six seven hours. It takes a whole night. A whole night, but if you will come We have to keep going back to the reef and get past it's cool to come back Yeah, yeah, because we keep dying and a part of the game is you have to kill but then you also could revive your teammates Yeah, so I'm in this room and I got getting slaughtered like these three guys Yeah, they killed me in basically say this you literally start and then you're dead. Oh Because everyone is experts at snipping. They all have sniper rifles in the world and almost and you're dead like boom
Starting point is 00:12:26 You guys don't have sniper rifle. We don't know how to use them Frank. No Frank's good. We don't use it But anyway, I got killed and so Bob instead of shooting the other Okay, not only did he get killed we're in a room and Frank's dead Steve's dead. I'm alive and there's three guys in the room like was shotguns was shotguns now I revived Steve and I go I got you Steve My brother said my brother didn't shoot any of the other guys He was just trying to go to my orb my dead orb and revive me And he goes I got you Steve. I'm like, I'm like, what are you doing?
Starting point is 00:13:09 It's yeah, we had to be there. Yeah, you had to be there But it was it was a good moment. It was a great moment because it made me realize Like we don't know what we're doing. Yeah. Yeah, we don't know what you're supposed to shoot the dude Yeah, he was just trying to revive my body brotherly moment But when you get a gold tier though, the reason why you do it nice stuff. Yeah, you could either get a good gun A chest. All he cares about is the new shoulder pieces and the chest pieces. You only care to look good You don't care to have good guns, right? Yeah He just wants the the colors and the you know why yeah
Starting point is 00:13:42 There's and Osiris is different because everything has a eyeball on yeah, is it still random like what you get is still Yeah, I got fucked. Yeah, I did three gold tiers and what'd you get? I got like the worst thing like the artifact like a necklace or something like I got the artifact Yeah, yeah, so um Anyway, I don't know why we're so you got me into it. I know I don't know why why it's so a dick Addicting like I don't know why we keep playing. Yeah, but we do do every time I'm on your own I know but has does he change because we've talked about this does Bob's demeanor change Yeah, it brings out the worst parts of him
Starting point is 00:14:20 so he becomes really combative and irritable and impatient and For instance, if he's playing Um, you can't he can't be spoken to he has if you speak to him He takes that as an offense. Yeah, and he yells back. He's just it's so different He turns into a completely type of different monster when he plays these What do you call these type of games? The shooter first-person shooter first-person shooter games. No, what's the difference between fallout and destiny? Like he's peaceful like he wants to he wants to cuddle have sex
Starting point is 00:14:51 When he's playing fallout. Yeah, like you because you're building houses. You're just building houses Room after room. Yeah, he's decor He doesn't even want to have sex at all when he plays destiny destiny like at all now Is it partly my fault that you're back in? No, it's not your fault but it doesn't help when you call me at 2 in the morning You see as I had the whole fights were going on he taps me in the back He goes, yeah, there's a bunch of people in my house. We're watching the pay-per-view UFC and he taps This little tap on the back. I'm like, yeah
Starting point is 00:15:48 So tonight we're doing a fire Yeah, and then you could see because she knows now that I'm the one that told you to tell her No, but she has a good she always has a good response. She's like, dude He's a grown-ass man. He could do whatever he wants, but that's it. That's not what do you mean when you say something like that? What there's a lot behind that you think that's a loaded response for me. No, it's no I'm just interpreting that there are a loaded response. You probably just mean that at the way it is. Well, oh, I'm sorry You know, I think you're very well aware of the consequences of your action I don't have to reiterate those to you every time. So it's like, yeah, that's why you know that
Starting point is 00:16:32 It's certain things make me unhappy Yeah, so Now if you played and he was actually kind of a pleasant person to be around when he played destiny different time to be better though But you know, we have a puppy. So yeah, even if the puppies in front of he'll have the puppy shit and piss and do everything He'll neglect completely neglect the world. He'll not feed the cats. He'll not feed himself the dog I've been eating all day today. Yeah, what? Not one thing. This is the three sunflowers. He's the first thing I mean, you know I think there's another thing that kind of adds to that which is kind of getting under my skin is cheaters
Starting point is 00:17:13 Was not expecting that who's cheating. What do you mean? Well, I'm learning On destiny. Yeah. Oh, there are people that she there's I'm learning. Have you heard a lag switch in man? What is that? So basically a lag switching is When they fuck with their internet connection like where they go from green bar to red bar So I will be trying to kill someone doing crucible. They'll be in the guy The opponent will vanish or it'll be like a delayed movement where you're shooting at like a shadow But then he his shit is normal. He could kill you. So it's a delayed thing
Starting point is 00:17:50 So lag switching and there's a thing that they also do D dosing, which is they I know that they kick you from your connection Yeah But so there's cheaters. How does that even make it fun for you guys? If you know, you can never win if people if we can we will we can win but a regular crucible game We can win and I don't mind lag switchers because sometimes we've won with them and but D dosing They'll kick you from that one to him. He was booted off Oh, is that when I needed to give you the credit card over and over again? No, no, that wasn't the That was no
Starting point is 00:18:27 That's another thing That's another thing I want to talk to you about. Okay. Yeah is the your tone when it comes to that fucking cable bill We've heard squash. No, I'm not I don't give fuck look at me right now. Yeah, I'm gonna say this and I hope it doesn't embarrass And at you. Yeah, I'm paying for I know he's paying for my cable bill. All right, but you got me into destiny You're like, dude, I didn't have it. I was on AT&T. I was doing my own thing and then once rebuttal No, no, I'm just saying I'm letting you know I was paying my own shit AT&T I only had the low and then you're like you need to get a better connection. I need you in destiny All right, Bobby, you brought it in
Starting point is 00:19:09 And so like now Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I'm sorry Yeah, so I mean I didn't want it. I was had my own little shitty internet I know but now up my shit. So I mean that's so I had to kind of speak that but you're right That out there, but the thing is I have a whole weird thing with bills anyway I freak out if I get something and they add interest or I'm weird with taxes Yeah, yeah, I mean if you don't want me to like take a picture of the thing and send it to you guys I won't do that anymore. No, send it to me. Don't send it to him because he's not paying it
Starting point is 00:19:41 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, so I apologize. I mean I I'll go down now that I heard you out I'll downgrade to a lesser thing. It's fine. Just don't send him the text send it to me Okay, yeah, I heard you out. Yeah, but I I was fine with my shitty I know but oh, so you want to go back to your shitty connection No, cuz I love It like oh, I don't need the fucking thing. You know, I like destiny I want to talk about your new tattoo. Oh my god. Yeah, so I got a wolf Um, explain to us the It's more than the hot um, it's more than the Game of Thrones thing because I did write a song called lone wolf
Starting point is 00:20:18 Okay on Kwangu a dirt flame pencil EP one of my rap albums. Are you one of your first ones? Yeah, it's about a wolf that shapeshifts into a human at the end of the song and he finds another Naked woman who happened to shapeshift back into a human and they fall in love. Oh So it's called so it's called lone wolf on Kwangu Uh, q u a n g o u. It's on it's kind of like that movie ladyhawk What's lady you remember with Matt? What's that's from that broad right? Is that from the 80s? Yeah. Yeah, I guess Yeah, you know, I like it. I like the tattoo. It's a dire wolf. Yeah, it's a dire wolf house dark Well, and another thing is this is such a
Starting point is 00:21:02 cuddly Yeah, it's just a like a teddy bear basically and I wanted to balance it out with the tougher looking Animal on the other side of my right, but can I ask you a question? Yeah What the fuck is this? It's coming man, it's coming no shut the fuck yeah, yeah, it's coming 10 years ago. I know that's Steve on my fucking I'll get it. You know shut up. All right. Let me explain it to me I got Steve on my fucking arm, right cuz he's my brother. I love him and you know what my brother goes I'm gonna get you on my arm too
Starting point is 00:21:35 Ten years ago. They're gonna get somebody else's it. What's that? You got that? It got that yeah, not not anything, but I want the thing in my defense um, I Wanted to get it his Korean name Oh song song ooh, right so white so I don't know Yeah, yeah, I didn't want to just have Bob on your arms kind of weird But yes, Steve so or maybe I could go Bob Why BYL? I don't want it. No, it's coming. I don't you know what no
Starting point is 00:22:11 I want it. It's weird now if you get it done I it's gonna. No, no cuz people are gonna call me out people have called me out just random DVD or say old Pete What's up, man? You got to get the ink man. What your bro? You're Since you put it out there people call me out like random alright, what you don't have the tattoo all right Yeah, so bother you know because it's gonna be happen more after this I heard the tiger belly man fucked up man You fucked up Steve you're fucking up So I I'm sorry. No, it's okay. I mean do what it's your body. No, I I'm gonna get it
Starting point is 00:22:53 All right, I'm gonna get it but see for what's funny because the dire wolf that's pretty much from game of those Oh, yeah, it's the game of thrones and you got me into the years I mean when I was fighting this shit. I'm like, I ain't watching it You know and then what happened? I don't know something clicked He we went to the Korean sauna and he's like dude you have to watch it I'm gonna watch this episode with you. What was I on season three or four? I was like three two actually two I think so. Yeah, I'm like, all right, but then something clicked where I think you fell in love with Ariya The world I fell in love with the whole world like cuz I love there's a game
Starting point is 00:23:33 We used to play called Skyrim. Yeah, and it takes place. It's similar. There's dragons swords and shit like that That's Bethesda makes a they make yeah, they make beautiful games. Yeah, but anyway It's the world and I like the characters I kind of cleaned on to yeah So if the neck you get you can't wait for the next season. I can't wait Oh, sorry, I can't wait. I can't wait. Yeah, what are you doing? No, it's okay. Sorry. Everything good. I love Jon Snow. He's great Who's your favorite favorite character? Okay, but top five. Um, Aria is number one one Jon Snow Who's the little girl house of Mormont? Oh, Liana Forget about it. Yeah
Starting point is 00:24:18 She's a sniper. Yeah, I mean, I mean her tongue is so sharp. Yeah, yeah, um Sansa's growing on me in a major way Sansa, have you joked off to Sansa? No, but I've looked her up. I googled her But did you I look up like British interviews your doctor? No her interviews like just like random like her I don't know her real name. Like I like just on YouTube. Yeah Who would you have a baby with of all those women? I mean, except Jon Snow, Jon Snow if you want to for political reasons or just to have sex. No, just because you know
Starting point is 00:24:53 That's somebody that you really would fall in love with A grown Liana Mormont. Okay, it was I because I don't want to get in trouble here because I don't know how she's already 18 Are you okay? It was Aria. Yeah, but then after the last two episodes. Yeah, Sansa Oh, so you don't know because that last scene where Ramsey uh Ramsey dies, you know, the dogs eat his face Yeah, and that look she gave she smirked a little and walked away and I go, wow, she really grew into her own She's a strong woman So yeah, dude, she's she kicks ass No, I like brand to the uh
Starting point is 00:25:34 Uh, I like brand warg the warg. Yeah, and if I could be anything in that world, I would want to do that Even without legs So you would give up your legs to be a work if I could go into an eagle or an animal and shit or a wolf. Fuck. Yeah Yeah, I love it, but you wouldn't have a life in reality in the present world. I'll just always be in that world So, you know the actor that plays that Jon Snow kid Harrington is that yeah, I don't know any of their real names Yeah, that's names kid Harrington. Okay, if you're at a nightclub and kid Harrington walk by you You know where you're going with it? Yeah, and he goes Hey, man, um, you suck my dick real quick
Starting point is 00:26:13 Like in in the bathroom. No, but I would probably stare at his face a long time So wait, he would say it. I mean, let's let's not get twist get it twisted. He's a handsome man Yeah, yeah, I mean would you have a desk would you have him? Hey come to my hotel room? Just listen come to my hotel room Just look no Look at my eyes and you don't have to touch me, but I'll just jerk off in front of you. Would you do it? I probably would yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it's Jon Snow to get a selfie kid Harrington I yeah, I would want to do that get an instagram post of her for sure
Starting point is 00:26:49 Like I'm at the standard with Jon Snow I'm chillin with Jon Snow Yeah, I'm chillin the standard me and Jon Snow. Yeah. Yeah, man. It's one of the bed. You're right. It's better than any movie It's it's like that battle scene second to last episode. That was the one of the best like kill braveheart Killed it. Yeah. Yeah. It was so epic man With the giant and shit the giants. Oh my god It's a damn good show man. Damn good and you're right. I think you like kind of it was a I mean, I didn't expect it to be that good I mean, there's slow slow episodes where I'm like, oh, that was okay. Got it all built into something very big at the end
Starting point is 00:27:28 It was definitely worth it. Yeah, all those even all those slow moments had a purpose. Yeah They weren't just throw away scenes. Everything was to be absorbed in one way or the other um, I do want to talk about Something that happened over the weekend. Bobby came home from set after having a 12 hour work night And he immediately came through the door talked to my sister and started throwing his underwear through his jeans in the wash Um, so explain to us what happened. Wait, wait, say that again. He put in a plastic bag It's real, but mostly it's real. She's getting real now. She's getting real She's getting real. I didn't I swear to god. I didn't want to talk about this, but
Starting point is 00:28:17 Okay, okay So I was shooting this movie Okay, well before I went, okay, I had a seven o'clock p.m. Call time saturday night So I drove to Sherman Elks or no woodland hills. That's where it is. Okay, and I'm driving to the that see a game stop I'm gonna get a new controller right now and headseat piece So I went in there, but they gave me a gigantic bag I put in the car
Starting point is 00:28:44 Then the you know, I parked where the parking lot is they drive me to the set I fucking worked 12 fucking hours. It was brutal. Was it a movie? It was a movie And like five in the morning we did second lunch, which is like They have to do it sat union wise And then they go we got this this meat I go, where is it from? We don't have some place. I'm like five in the morning Where do you get meat? Like it was like chicken skewers chicken or beef
Starting point is 00:29:13 Chicken and beef, but I ate the chicken but five a.m. Yeah chicken in the morning. Maybe it was hello guys It wasn't hello. Okay. It was nothing that it wasn't good. It was undercooked, man It was undercooked. I don't know what happened, but diary and then At like six in the morning. I had my last shot like 6 30 and I just started farting a lot You know what I mean? And then even in the scenes. Yeah in the scenes and the cameraman goes even one time goes What's that smell? I didn't say anything because in my head. I'm like if I if I could just pure shit just get in my car drive home I just have a two-hour
Starting point is 00:29:51 Right pure so then I wrap I don't fill up my paperwork, which I still have to do sometimes Yeah, and I get I have the van drive into my car. I'm in the car. It's now Sunday morning I'm on the 101 speeding and all of a sudden in my head. I go I'm not gonna make it I'm not gonna make it to a restaurant. Yeah, I'm not gonna make it home not at home Right even anywhere the shit was building up. No, it was out. Wow. It was probably out. It was wet Yeah, like my underwear was already brown a little bit. It was peeking. It was peeking in so I pull over And I go to a gas station
Starting point is 00:30:30 I park into this gas station. It's closed the gas station, right? I go to the back seat I pull my pants down and I throw the two boxes. You know, I mean that's in the controller game stop back in your car Yeah, and I shit in the game stop bag You shit in a bag. Yeah. Yeah, you shit. Yeah, yeah And I'm not even kidding you. It was filled with juice. It was a solid juice. I mean, was it solid or juicy? It was all juice. It was pure diarrhea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I threw the bag I'm still the gas station that sees the game stop bag. I'm sorry if you know this
Starting point is 00:31:05 But I threw it right Kali pull my pants back up And now my underwear is cold shit Cold poo. Yeah. Oh, that's the worst. So I sit on my seat and it's cold poo. Just pure just shit. Yeah. Yeah, it's not pure It's all poop. Okay, pure. Yes, pure blood. So then I come home, right? And I um, I take my underwear off No, no, this is what happened after that. I go to a Walgreens So I'm walking in in Walgreens the waddle the waddle right through the thing. I get wet naps, right and I get um I buy two or three extra bags
Starting point is 00:31:42 Jesus and so then I take the underwear off. I put it in this these two extra bags I threw it in the trash can I wipe my asshole out as best I could I stick the pants back in but there's still poo in my jeans I come home and then coinda comes out and she sees me putting the fucking jeans in the fucking Oh, sure. It was just a bad bad morning. That was considerate of you to poo in a bag though Have you ever done that? That was a first. No, I shit on a house with her. He shit on someone's clients On some like gardenia. Yeah, yeah Yeah, but it like it wasn't even intentionally into the gardenia. It just sprayed back
Starting point is 00:32:21 As he was bending over it just sprayed backwards with just that propulsion You know, it runs in the family though. We was the the dive because remember dad. Yeah, well my dad used to Uh, remember he had a store on riverside. He had a van. Yeah, he would take shits and like paper on paper plates. Yeah You don't remember that. Oh, yeah on a paper, but why a paper? He didn't even want to go to he was he had to get there So he would just pull to the side and go in the back. Yeah, but that's not a you think that that's a behavioral like It might be a leafing. I don't know. Have you done something like this? It's in our jeans or to do that To maybe pull in public. Maybe you guys find a thrill out of it. No, I had to go Like my my dad I went to a store in phoenix where he had a clothing store
Starting point is 00:33:10 Yeah, and underneath the catch register. You don't know. You know what I saw. No, I don't even know this story I saw a gigantic jug of I thought it was water. Oh It's all pee No, what he did because he couldn't afford any employees So he would so he couldn't he had to go to the bathroom and take break. He would pee right there in the jug Oh my god, that's hardcore. That's commitment. That's good work ethic. You used to do that, too Yes, no, you had a truck. No, he had a this is back when he had the white truck the Toyota
Starting point is 00:33:46 Okay, so Bob had a white truck in san diego or Toyota and he would have frappuccino bottles Come on, dude. This is real shit And it was filled with frappuccino bottles with urine in the frappuccino bottles just stacked There's not even caps on those. That's dangerous. No, no, no, you put the cap on Right, so you just collect your your intellect there. You just like collecting So what would you use that for? Oh, I fucked up I don't remember that So it doesn't exist. Yeah, I don't remember it. I don't remember it. Are you lying Steve? No, I remember Steve. He's a pee collector
Starting point is 00:34:29 I did it on the balcony here. You did. I used to pee in the the gigantic green thing for years What is wrong with you guys? But mine is Gatorade bottles. But why? Same. Yeah, same But you collect them on purpose. No, no, this is the thing sometimes because I don't want to walk all the way to the I when I'm in about to go to sleep and I'm like I'm dozing off And I don't want to walk get up and walk there Steve, how big is your place? How many steps would you say it takes to walk to your bathroom? I swear to god four steps Probably from here To the bathroom out there. So approximately eight steps eight steps
Starting point is 00:35:11 So you'd rather pee I'll just stand up pee in the Gatorade bottle I'll close it and then lay back down So that's how lazy you are. That's pretty lazy. Yeah, that's pretty lazy. I'm the same way I don't know what it is. I'm the same way. You are. I'd rather do that than walk than walk But he doesn't me you probably you're very clean. It's deeper than that though. It's like the sleep Interruption like when you're about to go there. Yeah, it disrupts it more when you take your step You want to have the same thing with sleep? What do you mean? What do you want to be woken up? Oh, no, and if you get woken up suddenly there's a rage
Starting point is 00:35:47 You don't want you didn't want to wake my dad up to growing up in that house. Oh story. What happened? Um When you beat me with a keyboard. Yeah, yeah, okay, so I heard that story So me and my uh friend, uh, david oliver David oliver was uh, we're in my room and he had one of the first sampling keyboards, uh, casio Yeah, and it was the one where you press the button go. Hey it go. Hey And it go it would go lower and so I'm like this is the coolest thing I'm like do the freddy cougar and then we'd mess around with it
Starting point is 00:36:22 I guess it was too loud It was during the day my dad was taking a nap so he fucking Bump he just bursts through the front door butt naked He goes. Yeah Yeah, and then he it and he pulls the keyboard out of the socket like unplugged it. Yeah, and just starts beating me Naked on my back Now imagine he was like boom boom. I'm like, uh, oh white. There's a white guy. There's a white kid laying beside like on his stomach
Starting point is 00:36:54 just And then and that's not he's never he's never seen shit like that. So he's beating me like I'm like, no You know I was crying And then the beating ended And then I'm like go to the bike and then I fuck and I and then I look he's walking He's naked and he's walking to the door and I see something sticking out of his asshole It was a uh like white it looked like uh, uh, you know the string of a tampon Yeah, it was white
Starting point is 00:37:30 tissue paper Like a string sticking out of his ass This is what you call the korean kite korean kite and what and then why does he do that? And because I asked over the years. I think it's to kill the moisture To kill the budget because yeah to make it his butt more dry. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, you remember how violent dad used to go. Oh dude. Can I tell another story? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, dude The night I was like really proud of my brother This is when in my definition when bob like went into manhood like and I went into my room I go
Starting point is 00:38:06 Dude, my brother's turning into a man He's turning the baby dog. He's turning into a man. Yeah. It was at night, dude and He was like a problem child, you know, he was rebellious growing up. He he's like he got he's way different now, but you know We both fucking smoke pot and he was doing meth. I was yeah, you know, we're all doing drug whatever But I heard commotion in the hallway boom boom boom boom And then like just craziness your dad's call friend. Yeah. Yeah, just crazy shit. I go what is going on And I open the door
Starting point is 00:38:47 And I look in the hallway and it's my brother and my dad doing like kung fu fighting dude like tie Knee flying knee kicks And so what I saw was my dad would back my brother up and my brother fought back My brother would do high kicks back It was fucking crazy Do you remember it was not do you remember that actual fist fight with your dad? It was it was seriously He was doing crazy. You like flying knees to my dad and they're going back and forth and I close the door and I go
Starting point is 00:39:17 My brother's like Stepping up. You know what I mean? I think every teenager might go through that. No, that's not what oh Because growing up I thought this is normal. This is not normal You guys have a lot of very very strange stories Growing up and I you know what? I I used to think it was weird and then I started I was on
Starting point is 00:39:39 um this um forum the other day and one of the questions a parent asked was I just walked in on my sons blowing each other and The person like basically the doctor basically replied like kids are like super hypersexual and stuff and I guess it's not Unheard of and even though you should probably set boundaries for instance like with your children like kids are hypersexual They do shit. They try shit. I think I tongue to tongue my sister and my dad was like no no no no You know and did you like that? Yeah, I had a I had a homosexual experience with our neighbor. Uh, remember the fine golds Is that a tv family the fine gold? Do you remember the fine? Okay, okay, but do you remember I'm about to go there. She she she set me up man
Starting point is 00:40:26 She set it up before you. Is that a volley? No, no, just I'll talk about anything that you don't want to say No, I'm not ashamed because I know my sexuality and she said kids experiment when they're young I did all right. Go ahead then. Okay, the fine gold. They live across the street from our house There's a jew family nice jewish family the fine golds. Um Uh, the middle brother was he was more closer to my age and then At the time was like he was like the the fatter younger brother. Okay. They had an older sister And watch what you're saying. I know tip. We're I don't know elementary school very young
Starting point is 00:41:05 That's totally and I was in his room. It was a sleepover We touched x just touching them. No, but like dry humping Oh, that's totally totally normal. Yeah, and elementary school. That's totally because I remember no, no, no, but we're like naked Yeah, I think that is normal. No, but rubbing Like sword fighting. Yeah, I think that is normal. Did you get hard? Yeah, we both had like little boners And just do you chase the front? We had like little like little We were doing that. Yeah, great visuals So, yeah, I think that a lot of parents probably don't talk about it with their other friends
Starting point is 00:41:44 But the truth is kids are hypersexual Hey Hey, hey, hold up. Hold up. You have no stories like You don't have any story that's because he wasn't a kid. I have no stories and the thing is is this is that You know, I never heard that story before and I'm visualizing my I heard something Through the grapevine. I don't want to hear. I don't want to hear and I don't want to talk about any of this Step it up. I I heard something through the grapevine and not necessarily from your brother I don't you've been lying to all of us
Starting point is 00:42:14 All these years all all 50 episodes of this podcast you've been lying About what you said that you only suck dick and it turns out you've actually butt-fucked before and you've been butt-fucked I heard from a little birdie that you in fact have butt-fucked and have been butt-fucked Okay Who the fuck says little birdie? I don't know because I'm going to tell you right now. There's only one little bird That information and that little birdie seems to be in this fucking room You know, I didn't say nothing I butt-fucked and I got my butt, but I got butt-fucked
Starting point is 00:42:53 Did you tell her that? Dude, wish you switched topics Did you tell her that? I don't know. I'm not saying Steve. You don't have to claim Is this proper like podcast topics? Yeah. Yeah I mean, I thought we were gonna talk about Game of Thrones and That apparently you weren't in elementary school. This was in high school. I was in high school Middle school. I don't I'm not gonna say anything was in high school. I don't know. I don't I'm trying to forget that It wasn't high school Look at me right now, dude. It wasn't high school. I don't know. I mean, it was so long ago
Starting point is 00:43:27 So you have gone full gay then? No, I haven't you penetrated. That's from his mouth Yeah, let me say something like whatever comes out of his mouth is suspect Oh, no, not in I believe anything my little birdie says I'm gonna let let's buy guns. Let's buy guns. Let me go buy guns. Yeah, okay. And I forget the little birdie Yeah, so Because let me say this little birdie You're the little birdie Steve. What this little birdie? Okay. All right. Let's not I'm not going to say no I know where you're going. I know where you're going. All right. All right. All right. All right. You will bring that
Starting point is 00:44:02 Yeah, I know I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. Let's not like I'm not throw dirt on each other I love you. I love you too. Come on. I could tweet to tweet all the time. I know. I know. I know. Let's just not go there Let's go. Hey UFC coming Connor McGregor the Diaz brothers. Come on. It's happening. It's happening. Why are you so obsessed? What do you love about I love hey shout out to the Diaz brothers. I fucking love you guys. You're the best fighters ever Wow, why do you love them? Why do you love them? Why do you hate Conor McGregor? I don't hate Conor It's not gonna twist it. No, I I respect he has a role to play. I mean the guy's a he's a money Yeah, he's a businessman, but the Diaz brothers are real
Starting point is 00:44:44 They're real dudes. I like them. Yeah, you really love them. Do you like I mean, am I the only one? Do you like them? I think everyone likes them. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, my brother I'm going to say this right now When Nate beat Conor my brother was at his friend Craig's house. I lost my mind And apparently my brother because I thought that he was going to lose. I'm like, yeah I got crazy base of just sheer Aggression when red zone. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know but more like I was because I was celebrating Uh, Nate. Yeah. Yeah, Nate. Nate. Yeah. I was just losing my mind Because Conor was winning that first round. He was winning the whole fight. Yeah
Starting point is 00:45:23 When you look at interviews like Nate didn't try that first round Well, he had to reserve. He said he wasn't going to give him anything. That's what he says Yo, Nate on a full camp is a great fucking boxer. I mean, I can't believe it's happening August 20th, right? So what are your predictions guys? Oh Conor all the way Conor you think? Oh, yeah, dude. I I really love Nate's boxing. He's Jeb Central USA I think that he's a long I'm going to say something now if it goes to the ground So on Conor's made some changes wait on his in his jiu-jitsu everything. He's restructured. He used to never Train like on a schedule this time around as coach said he wakes up at a specific time
Starting point is 00:46:02 It finishes at a specific time every single day before Conor would just wake up and do whatever he wanted Yeah, I'm going to tell you another thing Really? If you saw the Josie Aldo Frankie Edgar fight, I did I know you I was here with you. I'm asking people Oh, right, right, right, right is that I saw Josie Aldo different He was a little more jaded He looked more like a man. He had a mustache and he looked really good. He looked different And he looked buffered he looked buffer and he looked way buff and there was a sense of anger there
Starting point is 00:46:34 Yes, there was a sense of anger and when I saw Josie Aldo, I knew Frankie Edgar would not be able to beat him You did yeah Okay, a loss like he took when you got knocked out by Conor You yeah, and this is the difference between someone like Conor and Josie Aldo and somebody like um What's her name? Ronda Ronda rousing It when Ronda when Holly home beat Ronda She should have had a spiritual awakening and said fuck the movies The only thing in life is to get that belt back. I don't think she did that. Okay, but I'm telling you right now that loss
Starting point is 00:47:13 with with uh Nate affected him Because he gave up his the the the belt for no, it wasn't a title fight But every being no, but the fight naked he is again, right? He had to give the belt. Oh, yeah He started there was that's why Frankie Edgar and Josie Aldo fought for the 145 interim title Conor's belt because Conor was supposed to defend that belt But he went up he decided to fight Nate. You know why because he needs to be redemption redemption. Yeah And he's not in what a brave man for saying, you know what? I'm gonna go up
Starting point is 00:47:46 Wait and redo that fight not for nothing other than same stipulations. Everything's the same. Yeah I can really respect that and I respect Nate too. You know, it's um Um, Nate Nate's been around for a very very long time. He's paid his dues tenfold both those brothers have You know, and I think that finally he's getting all the credit that he deserves Or else he wouldn't have ever gotten a big payday or a big fight like this. It's gonna pay him a lot You know, he's a star now Nate Diaz is a fucking star and because of Conor so you should thank Conor for that I had it all twisted. You know, I'll for many years. I hate it Conor. You know that Yeah, I fucking all hated him. Why you hated him like
Starting point is 00:48:26 Just because his arrogance and just the disrespect and all that but you know what? I had a clarity on my mind is clear and I realized how important he is to the obscene Yeah, and you can have a villain the difference between a villain like Floyd Mayweather and a villain like Conor McGregor is Floyd Mayweather to me Represents somebody who dodged for very very very long time. He waited for Manny Pacquiao to be knocked out. He waited for Shane Moseley to get old Yeah, he waited for Shane Moseley
Starting point is 00:48:54 He kind of waited waited for Manny to kind of reach his peak and then go on like a slower decline than he accepted the fight Conor McGregor is not a dodger he he has accepted all the terms of a very very dangerous fight just to attempt to To redeem himself, right? What about his jiu-jitsu? Can you improve your jiu-jitsu in that short of time? I think Conor can I think that yeah, I think he's very because he mounted him pretty easy His fight IQ is very smart. He might not want to he's probably not going to try to go for submission against Nate
Starting point is 00:49:25 You could never do that but to actually just defend it But what about Nate on a full camp? Nate had it was partying in Mexico is taking shots But sometimes that's to your advantage to just go in there with the mentality. I have nothing to lose I'm getting a big payday and I'm just going to fucking go for it and plus those guys. They're triathletes They never go out of shape. Yeah Conor also Said says things and behaves in ways to sell a fight Yeah, because whenever he wins, he's gracious to the most of a point opponent gives mad respect Unlike when when Johanna young Jay check fight cool. That was a great fight. Great fight. But afterwards Johanna
Starting point is 00:50:04 Said hey, I want to be friends or whatever and claudie was like nah I'm gonna hit you forever. She took it personally. She took it personally. Yeah, yeah, right and that's unprofessional Yeah, if she doesn't know that fucking Johanna is behaving in a way to sell the file to sell the fucking fight It's a part of the game. Yeah, you know, so um That's what I understood about Conor and now I like him. I like Nate too You know, we saw him at the comedy store a couple times, you know, maybe he seems like a nice guy I'm friends with his brother. I want him. I want Conor to win I don't
Starting point is 00:50:38 Still yeah, I love I I'm always I will side with you. What is it about the nape brothers you like? I don't know The 209 they're just they're just yeah, they're like they they they don't play This is the thing and UFC some people fight To it's like they play the UFC game like they win the round like they'll hit you and run or they'll avoid the fight But these guys if there's a fight they fight They're not gonna do the point system. They're not gonna fight like oh, I jabbed him or I gotta take down that's in their mind Oh, that's two points or whatever. They're fighting. They're gonna fight you to the end. Yeah, that's why I like them play safe Yeah, I like them. They put themselves
Starting point is 00:51:16 I like that before they've lost before but it never takes away from the fact that we all know they're fantastic Is because they always put on a show. Yeah, they're not doing the point game Yeah, they're like in there and they're there to fight. Yeah, like I like that a lot. I have a lot of respect for those Yeah For sure. Did you see um So over the past week the worst injury in mma ever recorded. Oh the guy had a The the need uh, well my one of my bandmates showed me the picture of his skull like a dent in his skull So, do you know cyborg, right? Her ex-husband, which is also his name cy cyborg too. It's a evangelista santos. Yeah
Starting point is 00:51:51 He got a knee Mike, um, what's his name? Michael vena page velator. Yeah Um through a flying knee and caught him and it dented. It fractured his skull and it actually Dented. I don't want to see it. It dented his face. Can I just show you please? Why do you want to show me? It's pretty fucking incredulous Look, look at the x-ray From a knee a knee Oh
Starting point is 00:52:15 My look at how ugly is it as it is I mean, that's not good. But that's not good. If that happened to like he has to go find me by the way So yeah, because this is a retirement injury. He's done. He's done. I mean, there's swelling in his brain He's has to go through surgery His fucking skull is fractured. You never see this type of injury and like It's crazy. You know, you've never seen this type of injury ever That's like accident, but that's what you sign up for But kind of you don't though because this rarely happens. I understand that but what i'm saying
Starting point is 00:52:46 This is a dangerous sport and that's the reason why we watch it The reason why we don't see the amount of money to watch it. I mean, I watched it during pride I remember when I worked at amoeba, I would like rent the pride ones. Sakuraba, Igor Vochanchen I loved it. I loved all like I love sakuraba. Sakuraba is the best like in his prime. That was my favorite Yeah, yeah, it's like that suji sakuraba because he incorporated like some cool like the kimura He was he did just he was just wild, you know. Yeah, I loved it. So entertaining to watch We were talking about this dawn fry dance. Oh dawn fry. Yep Loved it all all those early years are really fun because it was no holds barred and you just steroids
Starting point is 00:53:30 Oh speaking of which surprise surprise brock lesnar I already knew he was I knew he was gonna take him down. How fucked up is that? I knew it. I knew I was waiting for the double the whole time. He's gonna take him down. No, but he tested positive I mean, are you surprised? Yeah, but isn't that fucked up that I mean granted. It's just a one-off fight for him and he was on it. Yeah, but you Listen, why don't we why don't you just legalize it? What do you mean for sport steroid? Well, they're saying every UFC fighter is on that shit, right? Just legalize it then everyone's on it. Well, not everyone is on steroids other or other types of performance enhancement
Starting point is 00:54:06 Just legalize it. Who cares now? So not all of them are technically look bad. There are different types of Um, not everything has to be like an anabolic steroid. There are other ways, but it's still cheating if it's considered Yeah, where we at my friend 52 Oh, we're good. We're good on hopeful advice. This is this is what we have is though, okay? He says we have a question from the internet. Yeah, email us questions. Yeah, and now we answer the question Yeah, yep. Okay. Okay. Oh, this is live. No. No. No people write in. Oh, okay I'm hopeful advice with Bobby Kalilah and the little birdie This is from Bianca
Starting point is 00:54:47 Hey guys, I just broke up with my boyfriend of three years and it's been rough I'm very ready to move on. He's definitely not he thinks I don't care about him or love him at all Just because I don't want to be in a relationship anymore I do care about him a lot, of course, but I feel there's nothing I can do to convince him He wants to keep talking and texting like friends, but I'm unsure if I should continue the communication I think it's torture to continue reminding him about me. What do you guys think? Should I shoot him a nice text every once in a while or just cut him off completely? Thanks again much love
Starting point is 00:55:18 I'm trying to see what I would want from As if someone broke up with me, what would I need in order to recover? In order to recover like would it help me if I got a call or a text? I say go cold turkey. That's the only way to really get your message across I agree with every the last three Okay, and the only way to do it is you cut them off cut them off completely because they won't be able to heal too Like you need yeah, and I think that you could probably revisit and become friends down the road But you got to give it that initial space. You got to give it. I see sarah at the comedy star. She's cool. We hug
Starting point is 00:55:55 Hey, how are you? That's it. That's it. Yeah, but I think that you do need The first few months to just be completely Without communication. I think have you guys had clingers like really bad clingers when you broke up and they're still like You remember my breakup I want to talk about that because that's something that was really like a pivotal moment in your life And I still think you're affected by that's why I'm saying you should actually just cut them because like I was still trying to hold on to something And uh, she you know
Starting point is 00:56:27 She what? Oh, it was just it was very painful just the breakup. So tell us what happened. What? No, let's start with how you met her. Yeah, let's how did you meet her? Oh, dude, like I was working at the coffee bean at the time. Remember yeah on on on our guy. Oh, yeah, right by the Palladium. Yeah. Yeah, and my brother was working the coffee bean and this girl came in. Yeah. It was Amy Yeah, very pretty. Have filipina. Yeah, nice and she hit on my brother. Yeah, that's how you know that she was Probably a real girl. He did. He's working at coffee bean. He's not looking for anything else other than You know a real guy like you know in Hollywood. It's a little bit tough girls They're always so concerned with what the guy does for a living. Yeah, you know
Starting point is 00:57:09 Um, you know what? We don't have to talk about this Would you rather talk about this or your childhood pick one Steve? All right. I thought this was a friendly topic This is gonna help. All right. So I was with her for two years. Yeah, and Oh, I messed up. I I could totally see now. Okay. We went to visit her sister. I think at the time We went to visit her sister at the time And I think she like lived in the Bay Area Richmond or something The sister, you know, she she had a new like a new kid. She had two daughters and then uh husband So it was already like a weird kind of arrangement and stuff
Starting point is 00:57:51 And I thought I was like doing the normal thing like like after dinner Like I remember washing dishes one of the nights were there But I noticed that like one of the nights we were sleeping and they had like a fold out like a sofa bed thing And she like didn't want to Like sleep with me like she slept separate and I'm like, that's the first thing I noticed. I'm like, oh, she's like creating Distance, but maybe in retrospect, maybe she was respecting like her sister's space And so that's the first thing I noticed but then I fucked up like royally like the last the day we're leaving Her sister just wanted to eat. Um get one last meal before we
Starting point is 00:58:31 boarded the plane And I was like being such a Like irritable like no, I'm hungry. I want to eat now, you know, like so mean Amy I ate before meeting up with her And so I wasn't by the time we met up with her. I wasn't even hungry. And so we didn't even Um, like she was eating by herself or she was eating it by herself, dude So I fucked up because I remember and I realized that's not a reason why someone would well I'm just like, you know, he's already been thinking about it. That's like the final final straw. Yeah. Yeah
Starting point is 00:59:02 Or it's like while he's trying to exclude my family Yeah, so I messed up man like I should have just waited How did she break up with you in the in the plane? I think on the plane on the plane back to in the air in the plane The plane back to LA She goes I think that I don't remember but she just what an awkward well I know she said like maybe she wants to be alone. She doesn't want to be in a really she's never been alone
Starting point is 00:59:27 And um in a relationship she wants to be by herself independent And all that stuff, but I remember my homie um Derek my old roommate from Arizona was visiting me This is fresh after the breakup and we were walking to Starbucks And then when we went uh on the in and outside to the ihop side walking across I saw Amy with another guy And they were like going I think maybe to ihop to get breakfast or something So you think that that really messed me up. Yeah, and then okay So was Amy your first and only relationship ever in your life. I think so. Yeah, and what song will you listen to all the time?
Starting point is 01:00:06 Cindy Lopper. Yeah, which one Time after time Yeah, he my brother would listen to listen to Upers time after time playing a bit Crying I know and so how long did it take you? How long did it take for you to get over her? Dude Bob along Dude, I remember uh, let me one more story. I was
Starting point is 01:00:34 Unemployable I mean I was crying every day at amoeba. I was working at amoeba because every day through starbucks I got a job at amoeba because the employees that come in and I'd always like be friendly to them and stuff And so I remember I was crying. I was in the way they I was a cashier, but then I was working in the warehouse and I was You know, and then my manager was like, all right. We need to have a talk on the straight steve about your work And I remember I was crying And he was just consoling me and like and then a black car rolls up
Starting point is 01:01:07 tinted windows And I'm crying a dude walks out with the asian lady. It was paul mccartney I don't know. I just thought it was a Wait, you wanted a name drop paul mccartney You had a name drop paul mccartney A motherfucking beetle dude Were you jealous of beetle not the way he did it But I remember I remember I was crying and I looked up. It was paul mccartney. Did he help you? No
Starting point is 01:01:39 No, I just no, I just stared at him like I seen a ghost like And then my mind just starts spinning And then you got over there. No, I was still I don't know. I probably went back to my sorrow. I don't know Anyway Tiger belly 50 babies his dates steve promote all your stuff right now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So monchi um my band Uh, we're going on a tour in october On october 30th. We'll be in fresno at strummers
Starting point is 01:02:15 On the 31st halloween. We'll be in san francisco at the elbow room Um, november 2nd portland, oregon at mississippi studios Um, november 4th, seattle, washington barboza Just says barboza. It's a festival. Okay. I don't know. November 5th, vancouver canada at the cabolte We're going to salt lake city on the 8th at killby court Um on the 10th demver colorado at three cat
Starting point is 01:02:52 kings tavern that's not confirmed And then on november 11th santa fein somewhere in new mexico not confirmed Oh, arizona november 12th, um last exit live Um, and then san diego california at the office on the 14th of november And then we're going to have our returning show in la atlos globos again. Oh nice So where can we find all these dates online? Um, well, you could go to, uh, monchi Um, monchi.com. That's the band website uh instagram monchi hammer
Starting point is 01:03:27 Um, my instagram is kwangu q u a n g o u And then I have my music website stevie weeby music.com And we also recorded a k-core punk album On monchi band camp.com and it's called rats in a puzzle E p i'm gonna say something to you right now I was thinking about the cable build that I pay for yours. Yeah, because I pay that you have to do this show once a month I think that's fair. That's fair I mean if they want it, what if the the people don't want it? They're like no, no
Starting point is 01:04:02 You're doing target belly once a month. All right. We have so many you guys have so many stories to tell I feel like it's a shame otherwise and you can always I think you can help us reach that goal that we want What goal to get to grow to grow as a oh, I didn't know I think you're so You're just so do you um agree with bob? Hell, yeah, you do I think we all do steve. Yeah, honestly Yeah, but can we still do the twitch channel? Yeah Okay Bride him you'll only do the twitch channel. Dude. I'm telling you it's right here. It's right here. Here's the twitch thing We have some funny dialogue, dude. My last day at work is tomorrow
Starting point is 01:04:39 Yeah, so what what needs to happen to get our um our twitch channel going text me wednesday Okay, because craig's been like on it like reminding me and stuff to text me anytime wednesday Okay, I haven't eaten all day. I gotta eat something Bobby Bobby will be at the sacramento punch line this friday saturday and sunday. He is uh, and then first week of August he is going to be in arlington draft house in virginia Yeah, I love that room. Okay with jade catepreda with jade catepreda. I love jade shout out to jade catepreda love jade catepreda and then after that he will be at um
Starting point is 01:05:19 um so many shout outs Helium and um and philly. I think the week after that Yeah, thanks. Steve. You were wonderful. Very good. I had a good time. It wasn't his best thought But maybe we should cut out the fine golds Maybe we should cut that part because what if in all I'm saying is what if the fine gold because they're adults now? Yeah, yeah, they could be judges or lawyers. There's a million jewish people Yeah, there's so many fine. So many fine But we should also just stop saying fine gold
Starting point is 01:05:49 You said it I'm gonna miss one of them and I'm gonna feel so bad. The title of this Beep out the fine golds. Jesus. No, you can beep out the fine gold. I guess. Yeah What is your attitude about it? But we did say it was a nice jewish family. Yeah, you said nice things Don't bleep out the fine golds bleep out their first name because there's a ton of fine golds. Yeah That's your solution guys. I'll see that Cool, and then I we plugged everything. Everything's good. Everything's good. You're good. Steve. How do you feel? I mean, was that okay? We're still on actually. Oh, we are. Yeah, okay. Cool. So yeah, we're gonna um
Starting point is 01:06:23 Check out. You guys check out Steve's stuff. Yeah. Yeah, just check out the the stuff that I said and um I think that's all I have. I think I plugged much. Yeah, you're good, man. Yeah, you're cool. Okay, cool Well, I want to I just wanted to bring justice like I want to make sure like because I was telling my bandmate It's like, yeah, I'm gonna get on and I'll talk about our dates They can come on too I'll add can mark come on Oh, I didn't know that. Really? Have you ever met Heather Leather? Uh, wouldn't mind if I brought some of them. I love her. She's the great bandmate.
Starting point is 01:06:52 Let me get the outro really quick. Thanks guys for listening to episode 50. Oh, also, I wanted to um Do a shout out to Marianne and Grayson from Savannah, Georgia because they wrote in an email saying that Not everyone in the bible belt is closed-minded and they're in fact fans of bobby And if you ever made it made it to savannah, georgia, they would you you would sell at least two tickets bobby Nice shout out to savannah, georgia. Georgia. Shout out to georgia the bible bell shout out to the bible bell Make sure you follow tiger belly on instagram at tiger belly follow us on twitter at the tiger belly Uh, make sure if you uh, just like Bianca if you want to email us any questions You can do that at the tiger belly at gmail.com and if you haven't listened yet to our mix tape volume one
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Starting point is 01:08:08 There are some tiger belly cats there. You shouldn't have any issues with your cable bill anymore because I made I made it auto pay Oh, okay. I didn't want to listen in guys. Yeah, I know I I didn't know Oh, I didn't know that because I got the notice. Yeah, we'll talk about it. Okay. Say bye. Say bye. Peace out tiger belly 50 Hey Prime members you can listen to tiger belly ad free on amazon music Download the amazon music app today Or you can listen ad free with wondry plus in apple podcast before you go Tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at wondry.com slash survey

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