TigerBelly - Episode 58: Mr. Magoo and Leaky Lee

Episode Date: September 14, 2016

Bobo is no Superman. Khaly watches a different CNN. Gilbo likes the dangerous sport of hickey. We talk podcast celebrities, du30, and zombies all over the world.   Recorded September 12, 2016 Music by Bobby Lee Instagram: @tigerbelly Twitter: @thetigerbelly YouTube.com/tigerbelly Facebook: thetigerbelly www.thetigerbelly.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey Prime members you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today Do you believe in the magic of love do you believe in the magic of love Do you believe in the magic of love? I do too. Let's do it good You like it. I love it's made that song up guys. I'm so fucking talented, bro Yeah, well, no, don't you're being what you call it sarcastic. I believe in your talent. You do. Yeah clap again, then thank you Thank you so much. I love claps. It makes my heart go for the flitter flatter Yeah, welcome to Tiger Belly. I'm captain Bob. We got Kalilah Gilbert and the widest dude on earth George George

You know why the other night he was on the phone No, I'm gonna say it and he was getting off of a phone call and he got all right buddy rock and roll That's what he said rock and roll, but to you he said rock and roll No, no to a friend. He was on the phone some other white dude. That's how they talk to each other Because he was a no, he was out like yeah, I was I was kind of listening in from around the corner See you later buddy rock and roll. I'm like rock and roll Oh, what do you think white people mean when they say I don't I don't know what that means But it it does they're up to no good

You're rocking and rolling you're up to no good But um, so that's one of your white things that you do the one of the white. Yeah He says what the Frick with the Frick to why because of Battlestar Galactica Oh, really and they say what the Frick I Only know Mormons to say what the Frick he also says genuine. Oh, that's fine. It's an English word. It's fine Yeah, I say genuine though. Yeah, potato potato Oh So I'm not gonna tell you what it was but this morning I had an audition for a TV show and it's

The I think that the worst human experience is auditioning I Fucking hate it. I'm not good at it. It's torturous And there's little things other people do in there to sabotage you Like what other people auditioning? Yeah, like if somebody like it's like a celebrity walks in Right, he'll sign his name and then just kind of stared everyone in the room to let them know that they're there It's like fuck you dude. I'm not afraid Same shit in the lower level stuff. Well, I said people with our levels like I go in there Someone signs up they'll read everyone's agent. So if you're the bigger one like CAA or like WME

Yeah, they start asking the room like oh, bro, you're with WME too. Oh, who's your agent and all the smaller? You know like reps we're all kind of like oh whoever does that Whoever does that needs to die. Yeah, that's an owl skim live and I stick his body in a zero-pond of piranha Okay. Hey, what's your what's done yet? Okay? I'm sorry, babe. I'm not fucking done yet Okay, or it's like today. I'm sitting in the lobby and some white guy goes. Amen. I follow you on Instagram And I said, thank you, but I go that's it You don't talk to me anymore. Mm-hmm. He's what? Yeah, I Don't want to be here. I had to focus

Mm-hmm, and he just kind of you know, he probably unfollowed me today That's fine because I feel like I'm not done. Okay. There's a lot. I feel like you're gonna switch to the top No, no, I'm not. Okay, go ahead. It's just when I remember being in school or before an exam and everyone would pile up Outside of the classroom or in the hallways just it's it's just you couldn't drown out people trying to memorize last-minute stuff And it would fuck up your own head. Yeah, I would never ever sit in that hallway I would always be outside in my own space, you know trying to absorb last-minute information But never when other people were there's noise. Yeah, it fucks with your head and your line of thought, you know Yeah, you know when you said about the signing in yeah, I don't even you can't read what I say

That's it's unallegable. Is that the yeah, yeah, I do three lines as my name Right and then my agency I put like a question mark and then I don't need to do the time thing You know, you put when you came in what I don't do any of that You probably booked so many things that they don't know who to contact. It was hilarious He should be in the matrix really they're the one that called me and they don't know how they called me Actually, that's true. Why the fuck yeah, I'm not signing shit. Okay, and then this is the worst Mr. Lee or Bob are you ready and that walk to the coldest room on planet Earth and As soon as you open your mouth, you know that you're gonna do well or not

It's the worst today. Thankfully, it was okay. Nice, but I just I hate it I fucking hate it and I don't sleep like Lila has to take I just stay up I have to run lines with him till about seven The meanest person in the world to again again Yeah, I do yeah, yeah, I mean if I look at this is not my audition if I stumble on a line get it right You know, why do you know why she has the words in front of her? Oh, that's true, right? It's like, how the fuck can you not read it? I'm sleepy. I'm Seven a everybody and then and then he wakes up and then it's this is the worst part about it

He has to be up at 10 30, but not just him. The whole house has to be up for him He throws the script at me and I'm in bed still half awake now. I have to run lines with him again Did I do that this morning though? I didn't because you wanted to sleep a little bit extra because I woke you up. Yeah at 10 30 And I said Bobby get up and he said no, no, I can't because you were tired And you needed extra 30 minutes So I woke you up in 30 minutes and you just went in but people aren't cold to you in the room, right? Because they know who you are No, that's the word. I hate it when I hate it when they you can tell that they're fans or whatever

They know me from other stuff and as soon as I start doing it, you can tell that they're disappointed No, you can see in their faces. They don't know how to hide it You know, they kind of look at you with a smile, but then their eyes are like Are he? Get this over with, you know, and it's like but this morning there was like a two-page kind of a monologue, right? That you know, I nailed Yeah, so that's gonna be a good feeling when you walk out the door, especially when you've nailed it It does feel you know, you know, it's not it's not the feeling that you're gonna get it It's a feeling that it's it's like when you're you're a soldier and you did you served your in Vietnam

Like in the late early 70s when they were flying home and they were alive really, that's what it feels like really That's what it is. Yeah, and I feel like it is like Vietnam in there. You auditioned too, don't you for a battle-long beach? Actually, could we talk about the audition process for that? How did you it was an offer? It was awful Yeah, we're looking for someone with an accent Cross-eyed and sweats a lot. We have so many towels. We don't know what to do with Yeah, yeah, it's the best thing. I love that thing. Oh, man, you know that is to be buried. Yeah, I can't believe you guys You could act I could never act you want you have a teacher right there I can't even a teacher. I can't make eye contact with people if I don't if I'm not angry with you

Right, if I don't want to stress a point to you directly. I can't make eye contact with you I think I have some type of like aspergers because if someone is let's say telling me a story I have to keep turning away Like I have to keep resetting myself because I cannot look at them. It's like overwhelming for me But I only look at you directly if I'm stressing a point or if I'm upset. Oh, geez like he knows it Yeah, otherwise, I will not I won't hold eye contact. It makes me uncomfortable Not because I'm not listening to you. I just I feel overwhelmed like I can't absorb all that stimulus that is your face Yeah, it's too much information for me to process your mouth moving your eyes blinking

You know, you okay? Yeah, I'm fine What she's doing right now is she's trying to accept the fact that she's a podcast celebrity And I keep telling her that because now I go in the road No, I sort of got I go on the road and people go that listen to Tiger belly go Oh, Kalilo is Kalilo here, and I just say she's a podcast celebrity now. Oh god, you're if people Let me say something right now insane when people know who you are and who you haven't met Yeah, and they listen to something that you do. Yeah, that makes you they're they're a fan Oh, no, I I appreciate the love. Yeah, but you're a celebrity. You have to put that on your Instagram

Until my pockets are lined with cash Yeah, I am NOT a celebrity unless I can say this is you know a Job and I'm getting some type of like credit for it from people that actually like what I have to say Oh, so what you're saying that people aren't sending you money. You're not doing out of the service of your own heart. No, it's not You need fucking buckets of cash You can admit that unless you're Joe Rogan or Brian Callan or like, you know, the Nerdist Chris Hardwick I don't think you're a podcast celebrity. We're still in the lower So what I'm saying right now, let me ask you this when when Brian Brian and Brendan started

And they were starting new why they didn't have the following they weren't celebrities. They were only celebrities until They got the following No, I think now they're at a point where they're even so they were celebrities Well, Brendan was because you have your celebrity, babe. Can you stop? It makes me she's a celebrity. Yeah, for sure Let's you find out clam to count Twitter Twitter your celebrity Tigerbelly hashtag Bobby wins. Yeah, I get the accept it. I like how you for your forcing me You are yeah, I love it. I love it when you I was just talking about having possibly having aspergers And you you're you're saying that that's me trying to accept that all I know is dude

It's like I just go to towns and people want to know how you are that's because I'm your girlfriend And we have a podcast and they love this. It's a small niche of people. I accept that I think that we have a great Tigerbelly family I think we have a very loyal and dedicated fan base and I love Bill Clinton's girlfriend is now running for president Bill Clinton's girlfriend. Yeah, he was what she was once his girlfriend. Which one Bill Clinton Hillary Clinton Somebody else Monica Lewinsky Because at one point they were before they were before they were married. They were boyfriend and girlfriend

Yeah, right. So what I'm saying at that stage Oh, they even know right that she was gonna be running for president. How you were like is Paula Jones or Yeah, yeah, yeah, you your celebrity. Are you ever gonna like, you know, put a ring on it? Well, I mean Are you gonna ever have my baby? No, I want to ask about the three years though. Oh, there we go. That's I love your segway No, no, no, we didn't just kill another baby Why are you laughing? I'm not laughing. No guys

The truth is we had a scare and I had a very very very late period and I sincerely thought I was pregnant for a second Yeah, and she was We talked about it and We aborted another baby That's not nice of you to say I didn't say anything people aren't gonna attack you. They're gonna attack me I look I have I have I don't I'm not a shamed of my previous abortions I'm this is my body. I get to do whatever I want like I will say it out loud all day every day. Yeah, but No, we didn't just have a third abortion. So take that back second one. Yeah, that was years ago

I just had a pregnancy scare comedy and also I got a little fat. So we thought for real that I was pregnant And then George was like you have to keep it. It's a great storyline for tiger belly. That's what happened I had and I was having growing a real tiger belly. It was a quiff It was like this air pocket and here's what I want to bring up, okay? And I'm just gonna be real with you. I sincerely think you have a leaky dick I think that as you're getting older you can't hold you have a lot more and more pre-com and I think that good I know it's not pulling out. It's not bulletproof anymore I think when a guy ages his ability to actually keep it all in

Weakens and I think Rita. I mean a leaky dick. Yeah, I think you have a leaky dick. Not a sensei yet, okay? I'm not a sensei yet. Teaching karate kid over here. You know what you're saying to me right now is this I know this for a fact because when I'm blowing you. Yeah, you have more pre-com than you do actual finishes I know because I don't like to do it all at one time. So you're blowing in me like every no I just I just I just come from beginning to end A little drip method. Yeah, it's old school. Yeah, it's like coffee. Yeah. Yeah, it's a cold brew It's a cold brew. Bobby likes a cold brew is calm. Yeah, little drops at a time, you know Because let me say this right now, okay when you do it at one chunk, right? You're talking about millions of seamen

Racing it's a marathon, right? But mine is like the Olympics You know, I have just little competitions. Yeah, so like 20,000 you can start running That's it. You know me somebody won the gold there. They didn't make it to the finish Yeah, and then you know, that's how I do it like the Olympics. I like that a fair chance Everyone a good chance because you have to imagine that when you do one load, how much how much sperm is that? I don't like it. Look, hey, I have a very very Mexican uterus My body is a wonderland very fertile. I want you want me to wear a condom I'm saying it's we should probably think about it. No

Because your shit's not reliable. You know that method is not bulletproof. It's fine. Well, you're sperm strong We know that very very strong in fact, I'm gonna say this and I'm not gonna bring this up I'm gonna bring it up. I was in science class once junior in junior college, okay, and um, and I I took some of my sperm and I looked at it and And um, they were all wearing capes. Okay, Bobby. What? They were in little capes with asses on it and Strong asperger. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm just an evolved creature and everyone knows that Okay

But speaking of Superman Because we were talking about auditions One time I was reading for Wendy O'Brien. She's a great casting big time. Yeah, and um for the same part I was seeing that with Brandon Ruth. You were not reading for Superman. No, that's Is Brandon Rock went for Superman Imagine if he actually auditioned for Superman Whoa

Hey, that's a strong laugh we got over there. That's a strong she's crying If you Thinking you're gonna be the next Superman. Yeah. Oh my god, sweetie Oh I know you have big dreams That right there, man She crossed the line there. It's three years. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. That would be fucking ridiculous What would people's faces in the room look like I think that I think that um

People would watch it just for a curiosity reason. Oh 100 and I think that um You know, I've always wanted to do a movie where Like Rambo first blood. Yeah, but like take the original movie take him out of it surface alone and just put me in there Still seriously now Seen for seeing everything, but you just literally have me in there I changed the lines every once well every once well You'll have people in the backdrop like my friends christa lia, you know in the back

I mean you could have cameos cameos in it But like you keep the movie framed from frame from beginning to end. I think we have the technology to take him out Put me in and just change it. Oh, you're not even reshooting or refilming. No You're just removing him like and then putting me in there But not trying to be fun. Just serious ever. No, I mean you you you're making a comedy, right? Yeah But I think that like there's a scene when he first rolls into town And brian denny he is looking through the rearview mirror and he sees You know, um, so if I slow walk into town, right?

Um, just you walking. Yeah, there could be you know, me take you take him out and me. I'm running to you know I mean, yeah, do you have a bathroom? You know, I mean, so you change it. Yeah, diarrhea. He's like, no, you can't do it, right? Yeah, and then I and then he looks again, and I'm still running back. I mean something like that George Change it on it. You'd have to get the license of the movie. You're never gonna get that is such a iconic film But you know what I want to do is I want to want to do is I want to maybe take one scene Do it on our own

See if we can even do it and then we can go to whoever. Yeah, pitch it, you know But I think that'll be fun fun fun And I can't I can't believe it just said it because I think the people are gonna do it now No, no, I don't know how to do it to get their rights for Rambo must be so Any Korean guy do it's funnier. It could be any movie really. Yeah, I mean you could do it with any movie me as harry potter The bet no the best would be me. It is always wanted to do me in Annie Dude with the orange afro and me singing on the lines. Yeah, you take miss hannigan out of it And you put like um, you know, you put in uh, the the um the transie. What's her name the transie cat cat katelyn

Katelyn Jenner as I yeah as miss miss hannigan. What is this? Yeah? I think it'd be great I think you're losing it. Why he's ideas. It's why I just throwing out ideas, baby. Yeah, I mean, uh What I try to do just now is segue from you laughing Hysterically at the fact that I could never be superman Look, and I was hurt by it And so I tried to survive and I got myself out of it. You did you know, and now

We brought it back up and now you're not superman. I'm not mad at it, but you're Annie. I'm Annie now. Yeah Yeah, what were you auditioning for though for superman? It wasn't superman. Fuck face brand raw. Yeah, but he was we were both auditioning for another movie like a romantic comedy But the same part. Okay. I just want to throw that out because him and I are completely two Opposite types nice guy, but um, what happened to his career after that? Has he been in anything just got pilgrim he was getting that. Oh, he was a bit part Yeah, I mean, do you think that that was detrimental for for him to be in such a big role and then for it not to do Well first one too ever. Yeah, I know because he was a no-name at that point

He auditioned again. I think for the new one. Oh, he did when Henry Cabell did it and then obviously got it Oh, Henry Cavill is just amazing. I love him. There's certain guys that get fucked and I don't know what it is I mean you look at somebody like Ralph Machio Yeah, huge. He was a huge 80 star He is an iconic movie Karate Kid And I I've met him a couple of times super nice guy. Super nice guy And um, I don't know What the fuck he needs to do to get back in

And you look at some of the stranger things you said one on a ride or a Matthew Mordino Like you said earlier and I mean you see guys get another chance, you know, you look at that show with um What's his name from Cheers Ted Danza, you know, you're like, oh Ted's trying again You know, I know that Sebastian Monoskako's pilot got picked up. No, they didn't get picked up but they had um What's that dude's name Tony Danza? Oh Tony Danza isn't that? Oh, he played his dad, you know, so You know, you see older guys from the 80s, but then Ralph Machio. It's like, what are you been? Do you think it's a child star? I have a question for you because can because I always see people who do really really stellar in one movie

And they they they play a very memorable role And then they do something else and they just are so lackluster like they were only really good for that role Example and I for example is Jennifer Hudson in dream girls. Was it? Oh, and she doesn't I mean she won an Oscar spectacular She was emotional It was just a perfect role for her and you see her in anything else and it's just not compelling It's almost awkward to watch her and she was in Sex and the City I think or like she had a small role there or something else where I was just like wow

This just isn't doesn't feel right Oscar like the thing man. You get out like Hilary swank nothing since oh But see Hilary swank to me core legit has acting chops stop stop We watched she was in the core and she was also and you guys know what the core is the earth movie, right? We're like drills. Yeah, but I love disaster. Yeah, the core is the best one We well, he makes me watch it. I make her watch it like every three months. I'm going to tell you the premise everybody It's basically the center of the earth the core stops rotating the the metal what do you call it the outer it's the core core That's the core. There's a mantle and there's the core and the core is you know, I mean hot liquid. Yeah, yeah

You know, you know, iron iron you mean spinning that thing stops spinning And so they create a spaceship to go to the center of the earth to to plant Bombs to get the core to kick start it kick start it. Yeah, it's so believable It's it's really just uh, we should replace you with that one. Yeah It's grounded in reality. So many big actors in that movie Hilary swank Stanley tucci. He's still around delroy lindo Delroy lindo. Um, oh, what's his name? Uh, um, harvey dent Oh, uh, fuck. He was just harvey dead. Let's call him harvey. Harvey dent in it Harvey dent and the main guy. Yeah. Yeah, but um, yeah, that movie is so bad

But so good. I love all of those volcano is a good one. Have you seen that one? Oh, I love volcanoes. Is that what tommie lee jones? Yes It's a classic I actually thought that was a really good movie. I love it. It's one of my favorites I love deep impact the best impact is good. Um, it's like 2012 or what is it 2000 for four There's a 2002, you know the one where they're chilling huh? No, that's uh, that's a good one too. Tomorrow never die Every second. Yeah, the james bond movie tomorrow never does We'll know what what is that fucking movie called? I have to you know what you're talking about, right? Yeah, I own it He owns every single he has an exception for disaster movie. I I let me say something right now the worst the better for him

Oh, if I could just be in one disaster movie that's your career. That right there. I can just end it It's like when I saw christian slater do a star trek movie. He had one line And he just left or you see, um, you know people do cameos in the start I would love that also But a disaster movie where i'm running from like a landslide Or i'm like being engulfed in some sort of volcanic flame or if i'm like You know meteors are striking me in the skull

And i'm trying to climb under a car and I start crying I would I would die To have a role like that. Yeah, I love disaster movies. It's my favorite and there's always one in every disaster movie They have like prototypes or stereotypes. So there's always like a politician who doesn't agree. Yeah, you know, I mean There's always I don't believe in global war. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, motherfucker. And the whole movie and then later he like learns Yeah, yeah, he has a change of heart. Yeah, I love that Um, I this outbreak is outbreak considered a disaster movie. It's a virus one, right? It's my favorite I was like all time virus like donald southerland Oh, by the way, uh harvey dent erin echart erin echart. Yeah, he's the best. Come on. We should have known that

I love his face Good face and then he made a great movie his best movie i frankenstein No, I'm not telling you right now. I watch frankenstein in terms of bad movies is pretty good I love bad movies, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and we saw a movie last week though That was pretty fucking scary. Pretty good. You guys don't breathe. Don't breathe it's about decisions why people make that

Cost them their lives cost them their lives And it's like decision-making that you know that only they can make You can't put african-americans in a movie like that Just don't look at george's face. Look at his face Look at his face. Okay guys, if you can see this face Don't ever look at me like that when I talk about white people because I'll tell you why okay When when ethnic people they kill people they kill them when you guys do it you make curtains and also eat them Torture it's a torture. You know what I mean like dammer or ed Dean

Yeah, you made lampshade out of human skin You guys always take it to the next level Hitler That's another level Look at me right now, dude So when I say stuff like, you know, why people make decisions That are a little different Don't look with your like confused eyes like you're being you're being racist or you know

I'm not I'm looking at factual things like movies like movies and real life experiences Hitler And you know, fuck you. Yeah, so I mean you don't make decisions like that or No, that's not that's completely different from what I'm saying because that's a religious zealot right and it's I'm talking about America in America And in a free society

Okay, where you have a melting pot a melting pot of all kinds of races And you white people just do Weirder edgier things and decision decision-making What do you mean Japanese went crazy on Korea and the Philippines, baby. Yeah. Yeah, I mean they were the hitlers of Asia Yeah, but that's we're now talking about No, no, we're talking about like dictators and people can we go back to the movie? No, I'm not gonna go back to the movie yet because I'm tired of george's fucking facial expressions

It's like last week when his guy gary johnson Didn't know what a lepo was right explain to everybody who gary johnson is gary johnson is a libertarian candidate, right? That's the third party. There's actually four parties, right? Just found out before. Yeah, there's a green party also Jill, right? Yeah, and so gary johnson his boy gets on morning joe on mbc ms mbc and One of the commentators or whatever said what are you gonna do about a lepo and his boy goes What's a lepo?

And the guy goes you got to be fucking kidding me. He didn't say fucking but that's what he meant to say And he goes no, i'm serious. What is a lepo? And a lepo is a city in syria where it's the melting pot and joe's car bro The joe's car bro is like well, it's basically the central hub of the syrian refugee crisis And this he's telling the guy who's like a presidential candidate this red. That's disqualifying And george was like, well, what if he was thinking and george completely defended him? He did try to defend him and um, I don't want him as commander of jive Because i'm a full-blown

retard So be quiet everyone in the room. Just shut the fuck up. I am going to own up To what I am Okay, I i'm not smart I'm not healthy. I make really awful life decisions health decisions I don't even know what i'm alive I never had any kind of education I went to six months of junior college and I just kind of just never went really

And i've never really read a book I know what a lap-o is And i'm not running for the president of the united states It's disqualifying and look at me in the eyes and say it to everyone right now. I need you to say it Gary johnson is he's not going to make a good president. He's disqualified. He's disqualified. Come here for a second I want you to see it on the screen. Get in there. Yeah Major no facial expressions fucking say it dude Gary johnson we're in the war on drugs, which is the biggest problem that we've seen in politics

Recently 80% of the problems with drugs that everybody claims the problems with drugs are the problem with the war on drugs It's destroyed the inner city. It's destroyed mexico. It's destroyed columbia And uh, if we had gary johnson's president, we would Thank you for participating. Thank you. Thank you so much for that. Thank you. Um, that's what i'm talking about Yeah, exactly. That is ridiculousness right now. Yeah, that's Another white thing. Yeah, you know, just let's not take it's a point of view that it's almost impossible to defend But they'll just go out and defend it

Full force, you know, is that a white thing? No, because what he's actually saying is making sense to me. It's actually resonating with me because it's like That is a white people thing to do. It's like, you know, you're wrong But somehow you're still gonna sit there and defend it to your death Like and colton. Is that a white thing or is that is that just the Uh, you're fucking confused face right now. So maybe it is ah, man Anyway, gary johnson

should know what a lepo is And i don't know if a truth be told he's better qualified than donald trump But let me tell you something in this election it looks more and more like He could win donald trump and it is fucking

Scary can happen and and I don't want people go. Well, bubby, you know, he's not a politician. He works Outside of dc. He that's why he his energy will change government Yeah, but he's a racist Okay, he's sexist He's not somebody that's not defend. He's not my guy Because dudes the white dudes that I like What aren't those things they believe that i'm equal to them

They believe that i'm a a human being have a right to be in the united states because i'm an american citizen and it's like this dude, he's the worst and He's gonna be president of the united states and it is Scary don't jinx it like when he didn't disinvow the david duke and the kkk remember that That's insane But it panders to a certain group of people I understand that I know what he's doing

But so when people go bub, you don't understand trump It's like yeah, but when a guy doesn't disinvow the kkk I can no longer support him because i'm on the kkk's list hit list. Yeah I don't think they they dislike asians. Do they I've I heard a kkk guy say once that we're like fifth on the lineup. That's not bad. Which is cool That's not bad actually. Yeah, which is really not not bad. It gives us some time. You have so much time Yeah, I mean they'll probably they probably won't kill us They'll probably put us in like a lab

But then they when they find out that I don't know how to do any of that and then i'm dead Like if there was a white takeover like there was a new hitler like let's say donald trump, you know creates a new A new neo nazi white society and they're gathering african americans mexicans and asians Who first of all who do you think would be dead first? Well history so with donald trump. Do you think jews? No way jews. What are you talking about? There's an ass on the list to die

History No, well donald trump will end mexicans for sure. Okay, mexicans. It's a race between the mexicans and anybody who's come from like any type of Arab Oh, that's right. That yeah, so we would be probably fifth Fifth fourth, maybe yeah, you'll be mexicans arabs african americans asians and then and then

That's it. That's all there is right Because when I say mexicans, I mean South america south america. He says mexicans. He meets all of south america So, argentina, colombia, brazilians, you're all mexicans including spain And also anyone listening to what I just said there. Don't write me a tweet like you're wrong We have our own cultures. It's like when people come up to me and go. Hey, you're chinese, right? Yeah, whatever. Let's move on What you don't even defend yourself. No, because it's like that's an ignorance. I don't give a fuck

Hey, you're chinese. I like chinese. Fuck off the fuck yourself. I'm gonna go. I got shit to do. Yeah You know, I don't want to even deal with that. You know, I don't I don't you know, what are you? I don't know I don't know. I don't give a fuck what you're saying What do you what do you think about speaking of americans? and white people From oklahoma. Yeah, whatever. What do you think about the mom who divorced her son to marry her daughter? You say that again?

The mom married her son Divorced him and then married the daughter Okay, and what planet is this from? Oklahoma planet. There's no way The mom divorced. She was fucking her own son and married to her own son. Right. She married him And then I think 10 months after their marriage. She like filed for divorce. Yeah, and then now she's dating her. She's um married her daughter who is um Who's a lesbian? Yeah, okay that that right there and that's let me let me guess and I'm just throwing it out there I'm not it's not has nothing to do with race or ethnicity

But what was it? Was it a white person? Yes. That's what I said George look at me see George. There's the full evidence. There's the full evidence What do you guys think about marrying first cousins? Is that like acceptable because I know it's very acceptable in china and like they don't want to keep the wealth and the family So I know that some cultures. It's completely. I mean jamey anas hearsay I think tapping it maybe once at a party is okay tapping wait. You tell me just fucking your cousin wants to be drunk You know, I mean you just put him in a closet Pull one leg up right there in a closet while the family's in the living room and you just

You know, I mean you stick your dick in Like a rabbit right and then you do that and then you grab their neck and you go To my aunt or your mom, I mean yeah, and then you leave smile. See you christmas. See you christmas. Thank you. Thank you so much My experience so that that's good. That's cool. And that's okay. Which you what you do George? We got to stop accusing of off. That's what you do George. Can accuse george of incidences Okay, you incest motherfucker to defend you george. I mean you are the white man. I mean you didn't blow your own cousin so It took me a while to get that I was like, what? You know what bitch? Really provoking me today, but it's fine. Let's go back to um the movie though. Um, oh, yeah, finally

God, what a segue was that? Crazy segue. Yeah, so anyway, it's uh, don't give any spoilers. I'm not even a spoiler should watch it. Should watch it. Yeah It's actually a cute little movie. It's not very cute. It's actually very scary It's scary, but in cute in the way that like, oh my god, this is such a simple kind of a premise But it's super fun to watch and it's well executed in that way cute. Oh 10 million only wow 10 million to make. Yeah. Oh wow. That's amazing. Great job. That's amazing. Yeah, because everything is set in one house Yeah, in the middle of you know, Detroit Well, you know, it's supposed to be in Detroit. Where do you guys rank it for this year's scary films?

I think that it's not it's not uh, it's it's a I don't even know what to categorize it thriller because it's more of a Thriller, yeah, it is a thriller because for me what I find it's it's like a it jolts you right because the scenes are Thrilling and suspenseful But what what scares me to my core are never movies that involve real humans It's always like like spiritual like possessions or you know the exorcist ghosts and things like that that really shake me Yeah, same inside like other. I mean the movie don't breathe is more like it's just jolting It's like you scream because you know, it's suspenseful. So it's like a saw there's no yeah It's a really good tight. It's a slasher movie. There won't be a movie called a simple plan. You ever see that movie?

Yes. Oh my god. I love that movie. It's a very good movie a simple plan. It's like it's a a premise That's you know basic and but it's just executed in a well way the dialogue's good But there's a kid in that movie. That's a star. I don't know his name, but the young kid in the young kid. Yeah Yeah, I was yeah, I forget who He was very though and I don't want to give away anything away, but can I just get it into the premise a little bit or not? Well, it's just basically this I'm not gonna. Yeah, I'm not gonna get I'm not giving away anything You know, it's not gonna be like a sixth sense that Bruce Willis is really dead kind of a thing And if you haven't seen it, you haven't seen the sixth sense you should do you should have watched it by now, but um

He uh, it's about three kids from Michigan They happen to be white And they decide to rob a blind man And that's pretty much the the premise don't do that And what's great about the movie is that you don't feel you feel bad You don't feel that bad about these kids because they put themselves in this situation

Oh, so you're rooting for the guy. No, you're not you're in the beginning. I was I was rooting for for the guy Yeah, but then it's like they deserve it. They shouldn't have entered your home But that's what makes it fun. And that's why the extreme things the blind he's blind to the man the blind man does Is uh, what do you mean seems to kind of what I mean if I robbed a blind man's house I'm walking out with whatever I robbed because it's blind man number one. Yeah, he's also the fucking sergeant sergeant from avatar Like he's a he's the buffest 70 year old blind man. You'll never see a military blind man. Oh, shit So he's in the military, right and also

um, he has he lives by himself And he has a lot of issues And mainly his issue is that his daughter was murdered. That's all that's all I need to know. Yeah, the daughter Yeah, so he's a heartbroken man crazy guy who's living by himself He sleeps with his daughter's tape like a videotape on like a loop in the room And his eyes are just completely white fried and white He's broken. He's broken. He feels broken. Yeah, he has an emotional moment. I know but the way they did it was pretty good, man Pretty good. Yeah, those kids. Those kids are really talented. What's his name? Fede Alvarez the guy who directed it

Anyways, um, another movie that I really want to see is train to Busan I heard it was what's better than that one is train to pussy Hey, what's up? I saw that movie dog. Yeah. Is that Urban Bobby? Hey, yeah, Urban Bobby in the house dog I saw last train to pussy. God damn. I was in the caboose dog You said caboose. Yeah, that's what I said. You're officially whiter than George Kimmel. Wow But last train to Busan is a um Korean a Korean uh zombie movie Mm-hmm, which you know, it's so funny. You can take an a premise like Zombies that's been just it's so hacky saturated and saturated

But you put them in Korea. It's originally again In a weird way it is because you've never really seen it. Oh my god. So zombies zombies what we should do now is zombies in Uganda That would be good like in the or like in the conga. We're in the thick of the jungle, you know The reason why you can't have it in africa, right? Is is that You know as a viewer as an american viewer you you want to see resemblances of your own society Like people just listen right the western west in a western world, you know We have trains cars cities or you know things that we can relate to when you put it in In because in the Congo you have blood diamond, you know guys that do well with rebellion groups

That you know go in and they they cause cause genocide So they already do insanely crazy things that are actually what zombies do You know, I'm not I'm not saying they live like zombies now What I'm saying what I'm saying is is that's not what I'm saying is is that I just don't think It would be as effective. You're calling you gondons like real life zombies Is what you know, but when darfur happened and they were slaughtering Millions of people kids

women You know with machetes and the world didn't do anything about it. That's why I don't think it would work And it's sad to say something like that, but I'm not being racist I don't think you are I'm saying that there's we need to go over there You don't think you don't think that we would feel empathetic to a zombie apocalypse in Uganda You don't think as americans that we would really care all that much because you we already think that there's a lot of trouble there I mean if you had a white family going on a safari Then you and then the safari. Yeah that then you would be like that's what americans would care about

I honestly think that that's the way you do it. I don't think that you can't have a villager Maybe maybe I'm wrong. I don't know you're not I could be wrong. I think you're wrong All right. Well, I'm just is that what I just said racist. Am I gonna get sued or whatever? No, because that one lady there's actually a video game. I think I don't feel it was Dead Island It's a zombie. Yeah, I know I played it. There was one where dead island a bunch of africans I don't know if they changed it was scary They said they had to change it to put in more white people because it was just a white character just slaughtering black zombies I know really, but still that was really scary dead island. Yeah. Yeah, you know what you're right

It would work but with that but I'm telling you that the premise I just said was that a premise it's It's in a resort, you know island off of an I think Africa, right? So it's what european tourists and then the villagers and everyone becomes zombies Then obviously it's scary because you can relate to the people that are the victims or whatever, right? but when you make it just A villager who's trying to survive other zombie villagers. I don't know if that's going to be as effective Basically have americans be the victims

You know, I tease about that movie. Um, I do a stand-up joke about that movie 21 about the mit Students missing that whitewash. Yeah, and um, they you know, if you don't know they wrote a book called bringing down the house It's about mit students. They go to vegas and they figure out how to rig Blackjack and count cards or whatnot and they took a lot of money from vegas and um But with mit students that actually didn't realize for asian dudes mostly And then when they cast the movie they cast mostly white guys, right? They cast two Asians, but you know as just out of guilt. I think I believe guilt casting and the when one of the producers Who was asked about it kevin spacey?

Who produced it was in it too. He was like, yeah, I want to make money You know, that's why I did it that way Hollywood if I did all Asians, I wouldn't make as much money and he might have a point there I don't know what that story you could I don't I mean now you could but that could now you can see Okay, we'll put randall ken steevens. Yeah, constants. Yeah, steven. You're right. I mean, there's a bunch of guys Yeah, but when they made that movie back then there wasn't You could put john chow in it, you know, yeah, but you back then no you couldn't so I think they could make the movie now Which they should have waited, you know, it's like when you make a movie you go. Listen, it's about you know

Yeah, but you're all old now Steven Yoon's not And I just did that one independent movie with the and the there's a kid that played my son. He was very good Yeah, and he was asian and in cute. Yeah, there are kids Gilbert Shout out to jesson john who listens. Hey, you had to stop giving me hickeys What do you want but lakes are hickeys pick when I give you a piggy? Um, there is a kid in mexico that died from a hickey. Okay. Why don't we that he's not even the first one that's happened

apparently like It it caused like a clot and then it eventually traveled to his brain like it caused a localized clot that made it into his Like blood vessel a different cnn than we do. I think I do I mean Why do you have to search? Because look it wouldn't be pertinent this information wouldn't be pertinent or like Important to my life except that you're you are a hickey giver. I know you're very nice. This is kalayla About your love. That's why I don't like piranhas because um last week in columbia a piranha ate

You know a baby's butthole You're like I would like to know if a piranha has recently eaten a baby's butthole Oh, yeah, that's important to me. Have you always given hickeys to women? Is that like you don't like just regular kisses Like to suck this fucking guy right here. You fucking no I want to say this because I've I've been I've been giving a lot of hickeys Congratulations Wow, you're a man now

You know what dude? You're on the borderline of being very suspect. You know what? I never said it was a man or a woman There you go I've been very mean to you lately. Not really actually. No, I don't give you hugs anymore. Oh, when I came in Yeah, well, you've stopped calling him gay. So that's a plus. That's a plus. I'm moving the right direction. Yeah No, I like it though, man. You're good. Thanks, man. And also when we're playing, um Destiny destiny the other night that kid albert. What's his name? Arthur oh Arthur. I love him. Listener. He's a listener. We have a listener a little tiny listen listener named Arthur Filipino. I don't know what he is

I don't know what he is, but um, I've met his mom. He doesn't look human. He looks like Just like if you open up Japanese candy and he just looks like that fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's the best way to describe it He's Japanese candy. He's Japanese candy. Very cute. He's cute. He came to Korea. I mean la and we took him to dinner Yeah, and he's monitored during our twitch and um, he's just super Cute and um, I made a new friend era coke. Um, wow. He's an MMA fighter. Very good looking. He just had operation on his I don't know what happened, but um And he he's an actual UFC fighter. He's very good. He's right. Yeah, top. He's top 15. He's lightweight and Poirier. Oh, yeah, Dustin Poirier. He's at uh, Duproofus with CM Punk. But I don't care about any of that. He does strain with CM Punk.

Yeah, I don't care any about that. All I know is is that during raid or crucible. He's fucking good Have you told everybody about your new portable xbox? Oh, I saw a picture. You've seen it Have you been able to use it yet on the road? Wow. It's called a vanguard black edition And I've never seen anybody so happy to open up a package in his life This thing is spiffy. It's it comes in. It looks like a small little um, um It's like you carry on suitcase. No, it's like there's tools or something that should be and it's hard cased And you you open it up. There's a screen inside it And your xbox slides in there and the sound is amazing

The fucking graphics are amazing and you could just take it anywhere And um, you can play so Um, that's what were your thoughts when you saw it? Um extreme, um sadness. Oh, why sorrow? Um Actually, no, I'm okay with it because I mean he's he's gonna use it when he's on the road Yeah, and he's already um, I'm fine with that. He can scream all he wants in his in the privacy of this hotel room In a different city. I'm okay with it. But what he does is this is what I don't understand actually First I thought that I was okay with it and then he has this new thing where he'll sit next to me while I'm trying to sleep in bed and he thinks he's killing two birds with one stone because he's screaming on the xbox

But then he's like, do you like that? I'm next to you sweetie. I like that So he thinks he's spending time with me and at the same time playing xbox and I don't like the screaming That's what I don't like. I don't care that he plays. They're gonna wait. We're gonna do a raid tonight, babe Oh fantastic. I won't be around for that when I'm not I promise I won't scream No, no, I promise you I won't scream maybe for not scream during a raid. No tonight. I'm not gonna scream Bullshit, you know, I won't I promise you. I won't how about this every time I scream. I'll give you a hundred dollars I don't want your money. Oh wow every time I scream. I'll give you a 30 minute Every time he screams he gives me a hundred dollars

Yeah, you okay man. Yeah, I'm good dude. Oh, did you guys see the the roast recently? Which one the rob low? I first of all, I don't understand So if you do a roast, does that mean your career is on the downhill because I feel like he's on no rise No, no, no people just asked to be roasted. Okay. So you saw the Ann Coulter stuff, right? Oh, I saw all of the Ann Coulter stuff Why the fuck would you not use the riders they give you and why would you you know what? She has a lot of comic friends, believe it or not. He knows some of them Yeah, like friend friends. He I know a lot of republics. I know a dude. Yeah, I know a dude I can't name his name. Okay that

Number one, he's gay. Okay. Number two, he's republican And number three, he's one of the funniest dudes in the fucking business Super talented like a list in my opinion and he's best friends with her. Yeah, she's cuckoo She's not you know, she's somebody that wants to make money. She takes an extreme point of view And she you know, she riles up a certain base or regards and then she sells her books to them Yep, it's just like that girl like tell me Lauren Yeah, she's not she's not a real journalist. She just basically gets on tv She's a cute blonde and she gives a very very right point of view. You know, she's the girl who goes against like Colin Kaepernick and

You know, it's it's a very specific type like they're not real pundits. They're not real Um, I would never go to them, you know as a new source I would never go to them to really know what's happening and either the republican or democratic side They're super biased and they're really just in on it for themselves and they're you know They're selling the image of themselves whether we find it villainous or if we agree with them It's they're selling an image of themselves with Ann Coulter She's pretty much stuck to her guns as being Ann Coulter for a very long time for that. I can respect her She's a money-making machine

You know, like when I was on mad tv, um one day they had Bill O'Reilly do a guest spot And I just refused to show up. Like I said, I take me out. I had a line and I said take me out of it I can't do it. I hate it But then over the years you realize that you know what it's they're all trying they just They're all trying to make money make money and have a point of view and their business. Yeah, it's a business and so But what's crazy? I never thought I'd ever say this but bill Riley has not been He's changing. Yeah, he's kind of I don't know if he's changing Or is that we're

No, or maybe I'm seeing A completely super right side that's making him seem more moderate to me these days against trump, correct? Yes, he's very much against trump. No, he's no, I think he's softening as he gets older I think as a younger he had these gigantic like, you know, he was like a an angry dog And just barking, you know, I just feel like he's softened I hate Sean Hannity. I'll never like him. I just don't like his face You like Joe Scarborough, right?

Yeah, sometimes you can't love a Republican. He's a kind of republican that I I have friends that are republicans And they they wear sweaters Sometimes in the summers They always tuck their shirt in right they They say stuff like rock and roll, buddy Yeah, and then you have to go. What did you just say, dude? Rock and roll. I said, I don't know what that means, but um, so you have friends that you can You can hang out with that have

They're republicans different views. I'm extremely liberal And you're not somebody made a very very good crucial point In a in a direct message to me. It might have been a direct message to me And somebody said that you're actually you act like a republican the sheer fact that you wouldn't share your leftover potatoes With Steve renazizzi is very republican. You you paid for it. You only take care of yourself You're not somebody who's uh, you know, utilitarian. You don't care for the masses or care for yourself Somebody emailed this to me and I agreed with him. It makes no sense. It does make sense. No, because uh republicans believe in trickle down economics, right? So you give the wealthiest tax breaks

Okay, and then they make an assumption that it's going to come down to everyone underneath But what happens is the people at the top they hoard the money They want to keep the money for themselves. So it doesn't trickle down. Well, you hoard your potatoes and you don't know your potatoes What I'm doing is I'm I'm feeding everyone The country, you know, I mean as much food as they want Right, but when you're done, I keep it To throw it away to give it to other people. I don't know if they throw it away. You should have your own party system then Yeah, yeah, you are your own political party because you are so confused. I'm not confused

You know, it's you know, this whole thing and couldn't just say this too and I want to thank steve renazizzi for even doing last week That's an amazing thing. The timing though. The timing was crazy I realized that a couple days ago when 9 11 was it yesterday 9 11 was yesterday yesterday. Um, and there was a part that went God steve, why'd you lie about that? Because we were watching semen and all day When you see people like on fire running down the stairs, you're just kind of like, uh It's haunting. It's heartbreaking and bobby and I were like, god damn it. I love steve. I love steve and I'll defend him You know, is that bad thing? What to defend him? To defend his friends. He didn't kill anybody

And I know you didn't kill anybody. It's just let me say something. I Love who I love and I love him. Mm-hmm. And he's done some Things like he didn't save me quick enough when ori was beating me up But at the end of the day, I look at him and I know That his heart Is good. Do you feel that same way about charlie? Yes Do you think his heart is good? Yeah, I do. Okay. Okay And um, it's a good poster. Yeah

I'm not talking. I'm not talking about charlie today. And I can't even believe that you brought his name up I look that's your best friend. Charlie sheen, man. Charlie. Charlie. Sheen is a great guy. It turns out. Hiv actor Very small niche. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dillison. I don't want to talk about charlie right now. You want the question? Yeah, get the question. Get the question going. Guys, send more questions We only have one this week. Unhelpful advice with bobo and kaloko Oh, hey, bobby kalila. Gilbert. I'm 19 years old. I first would like to express my thanks and appreciation for the podcast Uh, I have 32 days of sobriety as of today the longest since I was 15 However, it is still difficult road and I find that I still have the same thoughts that made me start using in the first place

extreme self-doubt depression anxiety day to day And I'm just a fuck up in no confidence in myself really to pursue anything in fear of judgment from others which cause extreme social anxiety any advice on perhaps writing myself on the uh, reading myself these character flaws or at least dealing with them better I mean, I mean his name is alex. My only answer to him is Get into a 12 step program and immerse yourself in the steps the the 12 steps

Was designed to deal with all those things that he just said Insecurity is character defects fears You know, it's it's wiping your side of the street clean So you make amends to all the people that you've harmed due to your disease and you constantly Even when you make mistakes in the moment you you apologize and that's all that stuff is In the steps, that's all the only thing that I know. Yeah, you know, I don't know anything else That's the world that I I come from. I've

I've been in a since I've been 16 17 in and out but still I have 14 now and I I strongly believe in that program and That's it Without my stomach. Yeah, that's my stomach. Sorry I can't speak for for anybody who is dealing with Yeah, I've I don't I can't speak like bobby does because I don't

know what it feels like to Be addicted to something like that, but I can't speak on Being 19 and depressed and unsure and anxious and feeling like a total fuck up I can definitely speak on that and I I think that I think that it's not unusual to feel that way In in your teens and even well into your 20s I think that you should show a little bit of self compassion And grant yourself, you know a moment, you know to have a bad day or to have a bad week or to feel unsure about yourself

I don't think that you should allow those things to threaten your How do I say like they shouldn't Accept that it's okay to feel that way And for me when I was 19 and unsure and I swear to you guys like I kept thinking I wanted to end my life at that age and I kept getting locked up because I kept attempting to kill myself Because I thought that you know, it just wasn't going to get better

But I was just so consumed and I didn't have you know, my my father had just died there was a lot of things going on that I I um What I really needed at that time was a good like support system And eventually, you know, my mom and my sister really like Took care of me and it really really helped me kind of like get out of that You know pocket of depression But I think having a support system and knowing who to reach out to is really really important

Because um, sometimes you're not strong enough to pull yourself out You know and talking about it emailing a podcast. I mean, that's a step in the right direction. I think You know Well, I cried together yesterday about oh gosh, you had a documentary on CNN about the you know, the two I think they're friends brothers. Yeah brothers. They're doing a documentary during 9 11 So they they have the only inside footage of the buildings and stuff and right so they thought they were separated Mm-hmm during it and then they each thought that they had died And at the end, you know, they they show them at the train station

Not train station at the fire at the fire station They see each other and there's this moment where They just hug and they're both crying and they're both crying and it it made us cry because Kalala and I have siblings and we're so close to our siblings that that's what like if any if they're siblings Anything happening with siblings on tv or movies? Kalala and I will cry because I I love My brother

I I'd give my life For my brother. I really would you know, and you know, I That's what made him and I really feel connected was when I saw the way he loved his brother It made me really trust him like who he was as a person like early on in our relationship the moment he said I love my brother so much. I understood it and I was like, you know what? I could live with somebody like this because I just get that type of like sibling love and the one I cried even more if you guys haven't seen the video look it up on on youtube when Bernie Sanders brother. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, the speech the speech gives a speech

DNC at the the DNC. Yeah the DNC And he calls him Bernard my brother Bernard and I I mean Yeah, I was just broken that that whole video just ate me up inside. I love you Gebra Bobby's crying When I talk to friend people that go yeah, yeah, I would talk with my brother in two years I literally go. Oh that we can't be friends That's weird. What if their brother is a piece of shit though? Yeah, but still growing up. It's like you You know when you're growing up, okay, I understand if the age gap is a decade

Right some guys 20 And some kids 10 I get it But if there's a two three year gap there, you're living and you grew up in the same house Okay, if your parents were separated and one guy lived in Baltimore the other guy lived in Cleveland That's one thing but if you're living in the same house And you're this similar age You if you're not close. I don't know who the fuck you are But there are different family circumstances. I feel you know, because like I know dudes friends of mine that go um

Like I don't have to throwing them under the bus, but Nick Yusef who was one of my openers He loves his parents. He loves his brother, but they've never said it to each other That's weird for me too But I don't think that's weird. I think that people express love in more ways than just saying it to one another I don't think that you have to necessarily say it. You can do love You can act love Words are just words. I'll have a lot of people say they love me and treat me like shit So and I have a lot of people who say I love you. It's such a loose term

You know, but I don't what did your parents say I love you do you? Absolutely, they did and it felt good every time. I know me too. Oh, well, yeah Yeah, if if my dad wasn't drunk And if he was he'd express it in different ways with the golf clubs to my thighs. Oh, it's true love right there. Yeah, and um punches punches to the face and my father My mom also hit me a lot too like hard like fists I have a question for you bobby. Anyway, um

You're you're uh speaking of of tough love. Yeah Um, what do you think about all the news you're hearing about the Philippine president Duterte? a lot I don't I You really want me to get into it now? Oh, are you gonna do a what's a lepo? Right now. Are you do you not know anything about what I know? I know I know that he disgraced Our president beautiful president. Let me say something to all the foreign countries out there china. I don't go fuck, bro

I'll give them. I don't give them So When the american president any president, I'm telling you right now, dude, if I don't know who the australian president is I don't know who that is. Do you know who it is? But do they even have one? It's for sure. They do right if I'm at a starbucks Okay, and I'm waiting in line and I see like three or four security guards with this man And I turn around and I go Hey, who are you? It's like I'm the president of australia. I would shake his hand and I would maybe do a little bow and give him respect

All right, that's what you do for leaders I wouldn't do it with Assad from syria. He's a piece of shit. Yeah. He's a murderer Okay, but barack barack, you know, he's the president of the free world the leader And he comes to your fucking island and you diss him in that way. It's fucking disrespectful That's not how it went. What do you call what did he call him uh putangina? What did he call him?

Well, the literal translation is the son of a whore. Okay, so stop stop stop stop stop stop but can I also say No, no, no, no, no, stop stop stop stop. You have to allow me to say my point after that. Okay, I will let you I will let you okay But from where I come from Just a small little town from powwee You know, that nothing much happens there When you call somebody a son of a whore I'm just saying in my little small town, right? things happen like fistfights and police are involved that shit is

disrespectful okay and he's not the son of a whore he's son of a woman who was a single mother who raised the president of the motherfucking United States and let me tell you that our day whatever your fucking name is bro I don't say that please we need to be able to go to the Philippines okay there's you know in the modern society we have a judicial system we have a court system we have laws and we have you know a government all right where you come from you just there's no trial you just kill people your family you know do process that's fucking insane and that's primitive and that's fine you do what you do that's

fine but don't call my fucking president the son of a whore okay can I go to my side my you are well no pick up the mic again you are basically the perfect example of what is most annoying me right now in America or at least with Filipino Americans or Americans who who swear that they know what goes on overseas and who swear they know about the extra judicial killings who swear they know about the state of a third world country they've never stepped foot in they read a few headlines and all of a sudden they want to sensationalize the fact that this guy is a rotten piece of shit because number one he you know

stepped up to the to to the American president look I get it I don't agree with the fact that he should I think that he should soften his speech I think that he has a bad habit of letting his emotions get to him I think that he should take a class in at least some type of like verbal diplomacy because at the end of the day he's president and he's a diplomat he should know how to talk to other world leaders however everybody who's fucking picketing and go up in arms and crying about the fact that all these horrible things are happening in the Philippines have not ever been aware of the fact that the Philippines has

gone through 30 years if not longer of graft and corruption under oligarch families for however long with more killings with with just countless amounts of fucking incidents of corruption like we it's it's it's so crazy to me how Americans have so much to say about a country they've never stepped foot in you don't know what it's like to grow up there you don't know the drug war that's going on there shut your fucking mouth unless you live there unless you're a voting citizen unless you know what it actually feels like to be in the mix of a drug war in a country that has been unsuccessfully been a part

of like the richer part of Asia you know we we've been given independence since the 70s by the Americans and what have we done with it fucking nothing we're the poorest fucking country ever right so here's finally a guy who doesn't come from an oligarch family who's finally saying you know what I'm not beholden to anybody but the Filipino people and I'm gonna clean shit up because this is the only way I know how to do it because every other policy existing before me hasn't fucking worked and I'm gonna try something new he could fail I'm not saying it's gonna be successful he could fail but what I'm saying is it this is a

guy who's actually trying to impart some type of real change in a nation that has desperately needed it for 30 fucking years and here we are sitting in our first-world country all of a sudden being so upset that a guy that we don't even we don't know his policy you don't know anything about him just you just read fucking headlines on Buzzfeed and you think I'm gonna pick it because this is again don't call Barack's mama yes my drop Kalilah I give you a mic look I'm saying you're right you're right the guy needs work in his diplomacy and he could he could fail like he could this this whole I he his policy could fail he

could be he could go down as possibly the most the worst president or the best or the best but you know what I'm willing to take that chance with this guy because I actually think he's the first person I'm so I first of all very good baby that was an amazing that was amazing and that I know that that's that's how you feel really it's really moving but now you put yourself in a fucking corner why because if he goes on a fucking slaughter in three months from now he killed you know three schools of babies wait what like at this guy the dark day what you remember a while ago a few podcast episodes ago I talked

about a cousin of mine who is very heavily in the drug mix in the Philippines right and I was expressing frustration and he was working for a guy named Jaguar but he's one of the bigger drug lords right and when Duterte came into power before he came into he became the president he said hey I promise that I'm gonna clean this drug mess in six months yeah with the first week that he became president guess who died Jaguar Jaguar fucking died he's dead and now my cousin has you know it's it's like and also Jaguar never got that's his name right yeah never got to hit a bottom realize that he's he's going through a

wrong path and to change his ways which happens all the time when I'm in 12 stop groups I know dudes that were leaders of gangs yeah that were terrible people that were addicted to crack then they had a spiritual awakening they went to a treatment center and now they they run a boys home okay I I know you're going for Jaguar right Jaguar Jaguar is just dead look here's what it is everybody thinks listen sit down Bobby here's what it is everybody there's this misconception that Duterte is basically telling vigilantes to go out there and kill who they think are

suspected drug runners right I can't say Duterte again I we got to change his name well let's call him mr. Magoo we call mr. Magoo because that's all I know so just say mr. Magoo from now on right it's a misconception it's basically the media sensationalizing everything that he does who who's he mr. Magoo I think is still I think that you know he's telling he's probably he's finally getting the police to do their jobs jobs that they were afraid to do previously because there's so much kill Jaguar without a trial look that's not what happened what happened to realize how many people have died at the hands

of Jaguar innocent family members people it's it's like okay kill okay here's a guy who's a crackhead and all these innocent people that have lost their lives in the name of this guy existing kill the mother okay so what you're saying to me right now let me stop stop what you're saying to me right now is Jaguar okay who's a drug dealer yeah okay big drug runner big runner would just walk into a random family's house and shoot a baby in the face no okay what you're saying to me then is this is that somebody owed Jaguar money for some sort of drug and then he assassinated them look he is a drug runner if my

cousin didn't do his job well my cousin would be dead right do your job well that's but beyond that a lot of people have lost other family members to drugs because I understand but you have to understand the reasons behind why people make decisions about doing drugs you can take two twins one of them is an alcoholic the other one is not and one of them becomes like a lawyer never did drugs drink and the other one is a fucking bomb I mean it's like it's a disease right so you can you know even if you get rid of drugs and crack and all that stuff you're always gonna have an alcohol you take alcohol away like they

did in the prohibition they're gonna create their own my point is is that inevitably I believe that every drug including alcohol is the same fucking thing look Bobby you're not understanding what I'm saying had fun drop mr. Magoo gave people a chance Bobby back you got Bobby back you with mr. Magoo gave people a chance he said look if you are in the drug game I am giving you a window to come forward get clean let's work on this together he didn't just start killing people I have a question police didn't just start arresting and shooting people you know if anything they actually started

killing themselves corrupt policemen started I'm done they didn't want to be outed I was done he was supposed to go no that's not what I want to say I have a question am I ever gonna make it in this business I just feel like anything's all anyway thanks for listening to Tiger Belly I'm gonna be in Brea improv this week doing five shows please come cuz that it's really light I do I can make a call today it's really light so please call I mean please come reverse psychology and then I'm doing oddball tour in Texas the next weekend I don't know how that's gonna be but and then the weekend after that he's going to be at

levity live in California a brand new club and next week oh next month you're gonna be at punchline in San Francisco and San Diego soon and yeah but for more dates go to Bobby live calm yeah I said that we learned a lot today I don't think we did I think we've regressed I think we've regressed are you angry because I needed to be I needed you to be on board with me about mr. Magoo and you weren't because you know okay I needed you to be to each his own we're going there are we still going to the Philippines to say yes yes okay now I want to say I'm gonna set up a meeting with me and mr. Magoo we'll see his mother yeah he's

a son of a whore son of a whore he really needs work with his diplomacy skills my god I really quit the colada oh actually what's in these boxes oh we got to open those yeah we got gifts right now if you want to open one right now I would just like to say growing up my father said put on you not to me many times yeah ironic cuz my mother is his wife right it's just a way of talking when I hear we got one from truck Taylor Tray Tray Tray Taylor p.o. box 33 lorado don't give no no no no don't give us a podcast right now what are you doing well pure box 33 is like a is not his address it's a p.o. box yeah okay but just for

confidentiality come on open it up murdered I don't know don't say that now she's don't murder don't murder Tray we like him he's a periscope listen oh that's a nice one and then look at these license plate wow West Virginia little piece of mice small shitty state to my homie George that's really nice for real for me yeah the hats are for you we will West Virginia this is dope when it put there when we have a real thing we're gonna put that on the wall or something by the way on this podcast we're doing a live unboxing we're unboxing live on a fucking you can check the vlogs to see the unboxing that just

happened since this is a great on YouTube yeah my mom my father called me the son of a whore yeah I think put on you know is probably one of the most common I heard it so many times phrases you hear growing up you don't it's like saying ah son of a bitch yeah it's really no different and if it's part of your say it like how your mom would say in the Philippines my mom is not Tagalog oh so she doesn't say like put on you know ever but like all my Tagalog friends you and it's just it would be like you know it would be like calling Bobby out that son of a bitch you know I don't think his mom's like a legitimate bitch same thing

but it's just the way I speak and but I think that you know Obama was smart in canceling that meeting do it man I think that he should regulate in that way I mean look he was just obviously you know you know called something that was translated not to be you know nice but at the same time he said like I think this is how the guy speaks and I think that I think Obama took it like a G cuz he's a fucking G cuz he is a G yeah look guys like I'm not on the fucking tarotate wagon and the only reason I just trying to educate you I'll say she's trying to educate you people like I'm not Filipino Americans no I'm not

like I've learned now I've learned something the only reason I really don't even I'm not even allowed to have a say in this is because I'm living in America you guys I didn't vote in the put in the Philippine election I'm living here I'm living a very very comfortable life here like who am I to really say anything in regards to what's going on back home yeah your game is perspective though yeah I think that everybody just wants to cry foul whenever they get they seem to feel this type of like solidarity every time they want to pick it together you know someone did this in a faraway country let's fucking

stand here and say he's the worst person that ever lived it's like shut up go find a new fucking hobby stop reading Huffington Post or Buzzfeed like listen to NPR really get into like read some better shit my god watch TMZ that's real too yeah TMZ very reliable source you guys uh Tiger Belly fam let's have a business meeting right now mm-hmm we need y'all help y'all oh yes we do to uh let's get Tiger Belly on the top 100 you don't fuck that let's get Tiger Belly in the top 25 of iTunes we're not on the charts right now we were we don't like to beg and we don't like Bob Bobby you

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