TigerBelly - Episode 59: Fun Facts

Episode Date: September 21, 2016

Bobo plays professional soccer.  Khaloko dreams of Trevor. Gilbert forgets George.  We talk witches, turkey basters, and the return to innocence.   Recorded September 19, 2016 Music by Bobby Lee Instagram: @tigerbelly Twitter: @thetigerbelly YouTube.com/tigerbelly Facebook: thetigerbelly www.thetigerbelly.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad-free on Wondery Plus. That's exactly how I like it. Three, two, one. Say zero, dude. Zero. Welcome to Tiger Belly. Welcome to Tiger Belly. My name is Bob.

We've got Kalyla Gilbert, Georgetown University, George George, and Pinkdick. And I'm going to say this right now. I apologize for my behavior when I came in. Number one, I'm sick. Number two, I need to carry four gigantic bags and then I litter that like my arms are like, it's completely Torah. You could have texted one of us. I understand that, but I want to do it myself because I'm a man. And number three, was that three yet?

Three yet. I'm going to go to two. Okay. I want to make it two. Okay. And number two, right? I came in here and I said, hey, can you help me put the stuff away because the cat food and all the treats that I bought, Googie and everyone, they get into it.

I wanted to hide all that stuff. And I came in and I think that's my bad. I apologized. And I want everyone to forgive me now. I apologize. I don't feel well. I forgiven you. Okay.

You know, strangely enough, you wouldn't strike me normally as a guy who is like a gentleman like normally, right? From afar or from what people hear, you would probably assume that Bobby is somebody who lets everybody do everything for him. But he will never let me carry a grocery bag. Never let me carry my own luggage. He really is a man in that way. How nice. Wow. He always, I mean, even when he's struggling.

Fantastic. Keep going. Even when he's struggling and I offer and he's pissed, he's pissed at the weight he has to carry. He insists on carrying. Because I still want to be a man. As a gentleman. And I apologize. And I want to start off with a show in a different way tonight.

And I want to start off with a show with some fun facts. Okay. If you don't mind. Yeah. And I have two fun facts and I would like you to let me finish the fun facts before you interrupt me, anybody in the room. Can you do that for me? We can, yes. Thank you so much.

I read this the other day that you remember what happened in Japan, the Hiroshima Nagasaki, the atomic bombs. Yes, of course. Okay. Well, in Nagasaki, there was a sound engineer. I don't know if you guys know this or not. And he recorded the bomb going off from ground zero. Wow. And there isn't a sound in this earth that even competes with that sound or similar.

The only that's similar is Kalila's fart from the other day. Damn. That was a good one. Yeah, thank you. The fart from the other day. The cats. And I were under this desk. I mean, I literally thought, what the fuck was that?

Well, was that a quee fart? I mean, was it together? No, it was one of those. You said you don't fart in front of him. It's a pee fart. When you're peeing, I thought that he was, I left the door open and I really wasn't expecting so much to come out, to be honest, with such, you know. Pee fart? No, well, I'm peeing.

You know, I was pushing the pee out and like unexpectedly. I literally almost broke up with her. Magnitude 8.1, guys. It's a breakup. Yeah, it was a breakup fart for sure. Deep within. Yeah, and it echoed too because I farted into the toilet and it's like reverberated in the toilet walls. Yeah, that fucked me up, guys.

I have another fun fact if you want to hear it. Oh, God. Please, more fun facts. I love fun facts. I love tiger bellies. I have a fun fact. There we go. I have a fun fact. Did you guys know that Anya wrote the song Return to Innocence?

Oh, God. Even though if you Googled it online or if you asked Anya herself, did you write the song Return of Innocence or record it or even do a cover it and she'll say no. But you know what? That's a fact. You know why that's a fact? Because fucking Kalyla in the car there today goes, you know what? Because I was playing Anya on my car. He was playing Orinoco Flow.

Orinoco Flow, the song. Great song. That's a good song. I go, yeah, that's their number one song. No. She goes Return of Innocence is their number one song. Return to Innocence. Whatever it is.

And I never heard of that song. I'm a huge Anya fan. I have all that shit. Even the Lord of Rings shit. I've never heard of it. So I Googled it. Couldn't find it. You go to fucking iTunes.

It's not even in our top 100 songs. And she argued for like 20 fucking minutes in the car. And she's adamant. You're fucking wrong. Bobby, you're retarded. And all that shit. And guess what? Enigma wrote it.

It's enigma. Did you check it? Yeah. But then. I couldn't fucking believe it. So I got, we got to the point where I was actually able to convince him that this was an Anya song that was only released in the Philippines and Australia. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You went to those jobs. I mean, you guys, I went through lengths. You were wrong. But no, I didn't know I was wrong at this point. But I was able to convince him and he goes, huh. You might be right. So I was, but I was still so I really wanted to like for him to listen to the song. So I Googled or I put it on YouTube.

And as soon as I saw enigma instead of Anya, I was like, oh dear God, do I let this conversation die now that I've actually won the discussion? Or do I tell the truth? What did you do? I looked over, we were driving to Bray and I looked over and I said, I made a mistake. And we both laughed. And we laughed so hard for 30 minutes. I conceded.

I mean, I waived my white flag. It was my bad. And I had a really righteous moment and I was wrong. And I'm sorry. So that happened. I have another fun fact. Go ahead. I love your fun facts.

Say your fun facts. Well, just because I was able to see your missing tooth from this angle, Bobby has about nine missing teeth. Okay. That's a fact. Fun fact. I don't want anyone to. I mean, is it now you want to go into fun facts?

You want to really get into fun facts? All right. He has to full swallow carne asada because he can't do it. Oh yeah. Her friend Jessica wears a scarf because she has a gigantic cyst on her fucking neck. What is Jessica? Poor Jessica. What?

She has an epidermal cyst. I thought it was a fashion thing. No, she was wearing a scarf for the last two weeks and I figured it out. She's going to kill you. I don't give a fuck. Well, we tweeted Dr. Bimble Popper. If you want to do fun facts, we'll do fun facts. But we don't want to do fun facts.

We don't have to do fun facts. Don't understand me? Fun facts. Now listen to this. Okay. I want to also want to say, Brea, I played there the best crowds ever. I really believe that it was Tiger Belly that pulled me through. The ticket sales were amazing.

The people were amazing and had a really good time. In fact, that was a very good birthday week for myself. So many things happened. Number one, I turned old, 45. Number two, I did get sick. I'm really sick right now. My mom, you know, the new Iron DLC came out. So much fun.

Right in time for your birthday. They took me to dinner last night. We all took you to dinner. Great. Thank you. What was my gift from you, Gilbert? My gift is here. No, that fuck you.

I get paid next week. I get paid next week. I understand that. But you don't show up to people's birthday parties without a fucking gift, man. He helped pay for the meal. Really? Yes, he did. There's no fucking way.

A small portion of it. I want to know how much. He paid the tip. I put, like, 40 bucks. Yeah, he did. You did? Yeah. Aw, that's nice.

And I need that money back. Do you really need the money back? I don't need the money back. I'm going to get you. I'll lend money. No, I don't need the money back. I'll lend you the money. And then last night, when we watched a movie last night, we saw...

Blair Witch. The Blair Witch. Were you guys scared? You know what? I was. I'm scared of everything, though, so I'm not... I've never seen... I don't know where you even get into it, is that...

Khalilah screamed. In the movie theater? No. She screamed the most at... That's not true. I just want to say... That's not true. But there's a fun fact.

There's a fun fact. Oh, I also screamed. I screamed during appropriate scary moments. The theater was completely quiet with you guys. And all you hear was... Ooh! Wait, who did that? It was you.

All right. Wait, okay. Why was there a ghost there? There was no ghost. No, nothing scary. You just freaked out over her. I just freaked out over nothing. You know what she did?

What? She saw a white dude with a little mud on his face. And she screamed as if that was the Blair Witch itself. I did. Yeah. And everyone's looking at her like, What the fuck is a white dude? Was he even a shock?

Was he even a shock? He came out of nowhere. There was a little bit... Yeah, but still was a white dude. He came around the corner and it was... He had mud on his face and I freaked out. Yeah. Scraped.

That movie was not good. But it was scary at times. But isn't that the point of a scary movie? I can only base it on how scared I was. Out of all the realism... I know that scary movies aren't realistic and they're not grounded in any kind of truth. Maybe there are, you know what I mean?

But there are just certain things I just couldn't get over. And the beginning is... And I'm going to say something and I don't want anyone listening to think that I'm a racist. Because I'm not. And I'm also going to ask a question. So it's just a question. But do black people go camping? Yes.

Who? I will say I've been camping twice in my life. Never. I never went with the black people. Never even seen a photo of it. Mostly white people. And I'm sure... I'm sure there's five.

Five in the world. Yeah. Okay. I'm sure there's one Asian guy who's a NASCAR driver. We don't know his name. Because he goes... He loses every fucking race. Last place, right?

But that in itself. Two black people camping. It just threw me out. Yeah. The whole movie? You saw that? Yeah. Also, there's a point where this black guy and his girlfriend who happens to be African

American also, they cross a river, she steps on something. She's obviously, she's in a lot of pain. It's bleeding. It's terrible. At that point, this is what I would do. Hey, guys. Well, first of all, I would never even go into the forest. Yeah.

Also, the premise in itself is some dude's sister was in the original Blair Witch and he wants to go look for her like 25, 20 years later. Oh, that's for the sequel. Yeah. Ask me to come with you. Hey, do you want to go find my sister? Where? In the forest?

Nope. But it's just... I'd rather stick an M80 in my butthole and let it on fire. Bobby, that's... I don't care. Your sister's dead, dude. Whoa. What the fuck?

She's dead. It's 24 years. That's it. That's the conversation. Okay. So this black guy goes, oh, cool. With my black girlfriend, they cross the river. She gets hurt.

And then all of a sudden, he doesn't turn around and go, we got to go to the hospital. That's what I would do. All right. That was like early on. And I have personal experience with something like that. With me? No, no, no. I went camping.

Okay, good. And I had my skateboard with me and I bombed this hill and I got into a really, really bad accident to where my nipple was basically, my left nipple was basically hanging on. You don't bring a skateboard into the mountains. No, no, no. It wasn't. There was a little like cave that area and like sand and no fray. Terrain, heavy terrain.

It's like I went swimming with my football. It wasn't like deep into the fucking woods is what I'm saying. It wasn't deep. There were still some little like streets here and there. It was like a California campsite. And I had road rash from my chin all the way down to my ankles. Like I mean, just, yeah, honestly, I actually had road rashes in my pussy. My nipple.

Inside the pussy. Everything. My hands were all like everywhere. I had gravel all over my body. And what'd you do? And I stayed there. That was the first day. At the first day I got into an accident and I stayed there the whole weekend instead

of going home. Okay. Who were you dating at the time? Nobody. Okay. You're alone? Because. Who were you with?

Who were you with? With Jessica, my sister. Okay. And the only reason that I stayed is because I didn't want to ruin everyone else's weekend and I had like guilt about it and I got, I want people to feel sorry for me. But that's one thing. It's like, but it's still not like you gouging your foot where it's obviously infected. Like hospital.

Yeah. Like we need to go to the hospital. Well, also they were in the thick of the Maryland forest that looks scary and very, very. Yeah. But here's the thing. The reason why they all died and if you haven't seen the movie, I'm sorry. It's Blair.

It's Blair Wish. Right. But the reason why, and they explained it in the movie is that you have to spend the night. Yeah. And they hadn't spent the night at the time. So if I was the black dude, we wouldn't have been dead because we would have been in the hospital, which is something that you're supposed to do anyway.

But that was that. It was fun though. I guess. Breathe in better than that. Oh, don't breathe. It's a great movie. Yeah. Choose that one.

Very good. Yeah. Don't breathe. It's way better. But still fun to watch. I still thought it was very scary, but I'm also not a good critic of scary movies because my standard is so low. Everything scares me.

The music scares me. A white guy with mud. Yeah. It was amazing. And I'm sure other people in that theater were like, who the fuck is that? It wasn't scary at all. But I screamed a lot. And I want to also propose a question real quick, and I don't want to start a fight or

anything. And I want you, baby, I don't want you to get angry with me. I'm sick. I don't feel great. Okay. This is last night I was playing the New DLC with my brother and some friends. Yeah. And my brother's girlfriend goes, okay, that's enough.

And he got off. Wow. Because she probably drove an hour to go see your brother and spend some time with him because she doesn't see him every day. Regardless of what the reason is, that's not going to keep him. Keep him. That in itself, that kind of behavior is going to make him go fuck this. I think your brother's girlfriend is a doll.

She's amazing. Super nice. I think that she's smart. Yeah. I think that she's full of character. I think that she's so easy to be around. I understand that. I love her.

Exactly. That's not what I'm saying. The thing is, is that, you know, the DLC has just dropped. Let the dude play. Did he rage out after that? No, he was just like, okay. And he just kind of disappeared. But they don't see each other every day like you and I.

And she drives an hour to see him. So yeah, if I go drive an hour to see a dude and he just plops on his couch and plays video games the whole night, no, I'm out. Can I just say that I'm going to do a reverse? I need to get some dick. If I go drive an hour and I don't get dick, I'm out. Okay. Can I just say this?

Can I just say this? What I'm going to say is, if, let's say you were, you love hula hooping, okay? You're addicted to it. You love hula hooping. You grew up with it. You watch the videos, right? And one day you waited a year for this new hula hoop to happen, right? It's like light.

You know what I mean? It's got tech. Yeah. You know what I mean? More circular. Yeah, circular. You know what I mean? You Google, you read about it and it drops and you said, you know what, Bobby, I'm going

to be on this hula hoop for three days. I'll be, go, go get it. Go do it because I know that you're happy when you do it and I want to make you happy. Yeah. But also can I say something? And even if you lived in Alaska and I flew up there, yeah, hula hoop your fucking ass up. But that's the point. If I tell you, Hey, Bobby, I'm going to hula hoop for three days.

Yeah. How about you don't drive from L.A. No. I want to see you. Nope. Nope. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, I'm just telling you how I am because I love you so much. I will. I will go. You know what? You go to a different house. I just want to be even in your vicinity. I want your happiness to radiate through the walls to like go into my fucking soul.

And I want to see your face light up because you're so fucking happy and you could do it for a year, every day for a year. And if I didn't see for every day of your year, I would be bummed because I haven't seen you. And as long as you're happy, I'm happy bullshit. And that's not what you did. I don't think it is right for us to ever discuss anything relationship wise with your brother.

That's his private life. And you should never. We just gonna be upset that we even talked about this. This is a who cares? That's none of your business. What they do do together. How they deal with it. It affects me though.

It doesn't affect you. The only reason it affects you is because he's been your toy, your whole life. And now your playmate is playing with somebody else and you're jealous. Now it's getting good. Now it's turning into Ricky Lake. I love it. It's turning into Ricky Lake. No, I'm bummed because I'm standing in a fucking with aliens surrounding me on the

Cosmodrome. Right. Steve. Steve. Yeah, Bob. No, you're not there. Oh, bye, Bob. You're just cuddling with a girl that you're like in bummed and angry.

Yeah. Oh, no. That's what he abandoned his brother in war. That's why I'm mad. Okay. Brothers in arms. I see. And Steve.

He doesn't know. He's not gonna listen to this, but people always write some shit and they always make him aware that we had a discussion and it's not fair to him. Well, I want him to know that. Well, also. Through a podcast form. Yeah. Second hand.

You can cause some drama and a fight with him. Watch. I won't. Trust me. I won't. No, I won't. That's his relationship. Let him handle it as he sees fit.

I will not. You know. She's cool. I want it to work. Okay. But she likes the Red House painters. How cool, how much cooler can she be for you that took your favorite band and she actually knows their song.

I'm just telling her if she's listening that that's not the way into his heart. That's all I'm saying. Okay. Okay. And I apologize. I like again. He's sick. I'm sick.

I'm confrontational. And I say things. Maybe black people do camp. You know, I just ask questions. Okay. The only thing. Okay. Go ahead.

Go ahead, baby. Um, Bobby and I, I always tried, I need a lot of reassurance sometimes. And the other or last week I asked him, Hey, like, if I got really, really fat, would you stay with me? Yeah, as a matter of fact, if you, I'd want, I want you to gain 40 pounds. Like, okay, what if I lost like one of my limbs? Would you stay with me? He's like, yeah, of course, sweetie.

I love you. Blah, blah, blah. So I was like, what if like 60% of my body, mostly my face was burned? He goes, of course, of course, of course. So I show him a picture that I did not show you a picture of a woman, a burn victim who recently got engaged to her husband. And what do you think he said? I asked him, would you stay with me?

If I look like this, no, I would, she has to wear a mask and that's not, that's not, you're still with her. I'm still with her. You're loyal. Yeah. Just put on a mask. Yeah. Where, you know, when it was Halloween, Mike Myers Halloween, a hockey mask, or you can

change it up every day. I do a different mask. I'm Nixon. All of a sudden, you know, you're okay with that. I'm okay with it, but I don't want, because what happens then is this, okay? You go, you go. Is is that then you have to kind of, when you work to dinner and then like I run into a friend, then you have to explain what happened, but you don't have to explain the mask.

Oh, because it's like, I met her before that she's artsy in that way or whatever. You know, silver like, yeah. But yeah, I mean, no, I don't know. I don't know what that's like. Maybe I will. Maybe I won't. You don't think I would. What about you?

Khalilah? Bobby gets his arm burned. His whole arm burned. It's like a burn. Okay. He loses an eye. Of course. Yeah.

But if I lost an eye and if I was in a fire, I wouldn't want to live. I mean, I'm depressed as it is. And I, this is a, this is a sad thing to say. And I want to be, I'm going to say something that if I was, if I couldn't walk or I couldn't feel my dick from a car accident, I really don't know if I would stick around. If I went blind, I don't know. I might just kill myself. No.

No, just listen. I don't know. I'm asking the universe, would I, would I not? I don't know. But my opinion now would be, maybe I would. You know, it's funny that you say that. And I think maybe I've mentioned it in a previous episode, but when my, my grandfather always used to say the same thing.

He always used to say, I don't want to live past 60. I don't want to live past 60 because it's like, what kind of quality of life am I going to have after that? This was like 25 years ago or 20 years ago or something. And I, I always used to remember this. And when he was 59, he got diagnosed with lung cancer and only had six months to live. So on his 60th, 60th birthday, we had like a little back house for him. My dad set up a little hospital setting with his oxygen and, you know, his bed and everything.

And he was speaking with my dad and mom and he was just shattered talking about why God would take his life so soon. I want to live. I still want to live. He tried to fight his diagnosis. He really, really could not accept that he was going to die and he died at the age of 60. Yeah, but that's different.

I'm not saying that if I want to live forever, no, what I'm saying is, he wasn't in a fire. No, listen, what I'm saying, no, what I'm saying is he didn't want to live past 60 ever because he just didn't think like the quality of life. He just didn't want to be an old guy. He never wanted. I mean, I felt the same way for years, but then I watched the oldest for young. That's my life. You're fine.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But what I'm saying is that, okay, so what you're saying to me is that he changed the tune and he wanted to live. He absolutely wanted to live. Okay.

If I was in a fire, maybe, see, that's the thing. I don't know. I've never been in a fire. I think that my dad was very similar to, I mean, he, the last year of his life, he had a gangrenous foot, you know, and he was in a lot of pain and he was already in his 79 and you would think that, yeah, put me out of my fucking misery and he coded, probably six times that year, meaning to say they had to like resuscitate him and bring him back to life.

But he kept telling the hospital, you know, if I, if I, if I flat line, I want to be resuscitated each time. He wasn't a DNR. DNRs do not resuscitate in your papers or in the hospital. If you're admitted, they always know when, if or when you do not want to be resuscitated to let you die. But my dad kept wanting to live and I mean, he was no longer mobile. He was in the fuck.

He was shitting himself. He was completely incontinent. He had a foot that was charcoal black, but it was enough for him to just see his daughters and even little things like eat lunch with him by his bedside. Well, he was getting fed, you know, like not real food anymore, but it was enough for him. So people do want to, you don't know how you're going to feel until you're there. I don't know. But also I might be similar.

I think if I'm in a vegetative state, like I probably, and if my mind, you know, like walk-in syndrome where your mind is fully intact, but your body is completely like vegetative, I would want to be put out for sure. Okay. Well, then you have your thing. Yeah. Yeah. But not over a fucking eye.

Okay. One eye. No, I wouldn't. I want to live after one eye. One eye is fine. Two eyes. Two eyes. No.

Two eyes. I probably would. Even one eye, one ear. I'd learn. I would be able to do it. You know what I mean? In a circle. You just have to learn like echolocation, like the dolphin.

Oh, yeah. But if I was in a fire, you know what I would do? I would live in a forest and want to be like the bobby witch, like the blurbitch, right? And have like folklore. You're the urban myth. Right. I'm the urban myth. Oh, shit.

And I would do fucking crazy shit. Such as? When white people camping, I just do kind of things. When they're sleeping, I just, maybe I'll inject them, I'll find some sort of like ointment out there that'll make them pass out. Okay. You know what's really, we watch. You're going to let me finish.

Go ahead. Go ahead. Okay. Wait, can we pause real quick? Yeah. Can you put that dog in her crate? You put it in the crate, Georgie? Because she's going to keep barking the rest of the time.

Okay. So you take the ointment, you inject it in white people. I don't know what you would get out. What happens after they fall asleep? Because they're already asleep. What? Well, I would do stuff like, like just, they'll, all the tents, all their clothes, everything's just gone.

So they're just completely naked. They wake up naked. No, they're naked. Oh, okay. And then they, I dig, I dig the ditch, right? And then, but their heads are on the, above the ground. Shit. That's some scary stuff.

Right? Yeah. I wouldn't kill them. Right. And I would have like some sort of what animals live out. Like, um, Coyote, Coyote poop and it's smeared all over their faces. Right. And then I would probably make these little Bobby Lee statues out of wood and they'd

be on top of the coyote poop. I have a little poop, right? And they would just know that they, the Bobby witch got them. Holy shit. Yeah. The guy from love. The guy from love. What the fuck?

Yeah. Yeah. Did you do it, George? Yeah. Thank you, George. I think that is actually one of his like dreams. I mean, fantasies. He's, he would never do it in real life.

Urban, to be an urban legend. No. To, um, force and seminate people with his sperm, like with a turkey baster. What? What did that come from? Oh, that wasn't what we were talking about. No, we literally, we literally went from injecting people to fall asleep with some ointment to inject people with sperm.

You were talking about juice. I, that's where I thought like you were the Bobby witch, like putting your jizz inside people. So you're just impregnating people? Yeah. But only guys in their buttholes. Oh. Oh.

You want a cream pie butthole. I want a cream pie buttholes. But with turkey basters. Yeah. Because I think that. This dog is going to drive me crazy, babe. No, whatever. She's barking.

Amiens. It's not on the bed. It's driving me fucking crazy right now. Let's pause until she's done barking. I also was thinking about this, but you don't know a lot of things. And there are things in the world that why I think you should know. So every week I'm just going to ask you a random question about something that I think you should know.

Okay. And if you know it, I'm going to give you 50 bucks. Okay. It's a little contest. So every week I'm going to ask you something that I think that anyone that's in show business or a part of part of pop culture or anything should know. And if you know it, I'll give you 50 bucks. If you don't know what I'm going to do 10 of these like things on your arm.

Swap your arm. Swap. Swap. Swap on the arms. Swax. Okay. Do you want to start this week? Sure.

In the movie, the godfather, the movies? Who is the brother that portrayed Michael Corleone was a character's name? I don't remember. I remember. Fredo. Okay. You should know that. Seen it movie a long time ago.

You should know it. Okay. How about oh, this is an easier. I'm not gonna track you now because I'm sick. Yeah, but next week I'm gonna add it on. That was the only one then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah more twacks. Yeah every week I'm gonna ask you something that I think you should know. Okay. Okay What's so funny George? Did you know that did you know that? I'm good news. There's somebody who actually lived out your true life fantasy There's this doctor in Indiana Who he's a fertility doctor and he used this own sperm to impregnate a shit ton of women They thought that they were being you know inseminated by

You know a different sperm and it turns out he was using his own sperm So it was a sperm bank. No, no, no, he's a fertility doctor. He's the guy who actually so he takes people so When a woman goes into his practice, right? This is the kind of sperm I want sure white for sure, right? Yeah They have a right. Yeah smart. Mm-hmm for sure Mm-hmm, and then he just said yeah, and he just injected yeah And his reasoning was these women were just so desperate and they really wanted to get pregnant And I knew for sure like my shit worked. Yeah, and I think that deep down. That's your fantasy to turkey-based people. No No, no, no, I'll tell you why

because I Don't want to do that and then 20 years later, you know, I mean, I Mean a club and I see a dude in the front row that kind of looks like me. Well, that's what happened. What happened some girl wanted to track down her ancestry and She was basically able to Backtrack or like pin it on to him as being the father and then she found out that she was genetically matched with like 12 other people and She contacted one of them and one of them was the real son of the doctor. Oh

Like a movie. Yeah, it's like a movie And so do you sue at that point? I have to I mean the women could I don't know what the grounds. Oh God, it's like misleading. It's false. It's it's it's unless the kid turned out to be like a fuck-up Yeah, the kid turned out to be he's murder. Yeah, he shot up a movie theater Then you could sue but if your kid is a good kid and went to college and you know, you could sweetie That's violation of my woman parts, you know, you're putting something into me I don't want you. I don't want your fucking sperm. Maybe listen to me. Yeah He gave you the sperm 20 years ago, and I love my daughter. You love your daughter

That's right. So without his sperm that specific daughter would not be that It's so unless the kid is Horrifyingly bad. Yeah, then you don't have no grounds or also if he's continuing if he's still continuing to do this or to practice This if the kids are all pretty good kids and keep it like I'd rather have that doctor then Richard Kulklinsky is your dad Iceman, you know who murdered 80 people you know the mafia guy, right? Yeah, and you're like, oh, that's why I like to kill puppies With my hands. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know, so it's like it's better than the doctor than that Right, I'd rather have the doctor than this fucking guy sperm. These are no shit about nothing

Gilbert. Yeah No shit about nothing then I bet you he can't even can name me all the Beatles Yeah, you can okay Paul with the whole first and last name, please first all McCartney. Yes, Ringo star. Yes John Lennon, yes, I Got it. I'm trying to the last name. I think in the last name That's hard fucking God

I don't fuck around right now, George and open last name. I don't know the last day. I tried to get the last name That's it. That's it. That's Ford like Ford. You don't know. You don't know baby. That's it Stop that stop that George here George here, George George here, that's it. You're done. You're done. You're done. What was it though? George Harrison? Harrison Ford That's three out of four. No that that is Really bad. That's not really bad. Oh, yeah, it's the fucking Beatles dude George Harrison so forgettable I love George Harrison. Don't get me wrong. I love his song. I do like him

I'm just saying he's an easy one to forget. He wrote Who loves his son? Yeah, okay. He wrote Something you know, I mean he wrote a lot of the classics dude every every other episode you come here all right It's about I know everything about the Beatles and anyone who doesn't listen to white album is trash But it's like okay. What the fuck else do you know? Can we can we step outside of the Beatles something then bitch three songs from the platters? Oh 60 this is a well-known group. Yeah, yeah, if you think Grandparents play there fucking you're you're now close to being a villain from a Batman Okay

I'm gonna tell you this right now. Yeah, if you say rock and roll one more fuck. Oh, I told you last week not to say fucking rock And roll and you've been saying it every fucking day now You said it yesterday fucking dinner rock and roll right and you're trying to do it to fucking get on my bad side Okay, George. Look at me right now. Don't ever say rock and roll again. I mean you could say it in a sentence Like I like rock and roll but not as a Statement, you know, you know what I'm saying, okay? Yeah, yeah, so what I'm saying to you is is that the platters is not even in the same dimension as the Beatles And I don't want to talk about this. Whoa a lot of influences for soul in the platters

Sixties, you know the song if you let me ask you that. Okay. Name me three CCR songs Cretus Cretus Green River oh Green River go ahead. Green River is one one of them They're not in the same dimension as the Beatles All right, can we just move on I don't want to move on You don't know everything either so stop making people around you feel bad when they don't know every Every everything about the Beatles and also, can I just say something John Lennon? Not that great of a person

Why oh you haven't read the why I don't know what happened. What do you tell me why I just read it on vice You rape someone know the reason that he and I think he admitted to it too The reason that he preached peace and love all the time was because he was naturally inclined to be this like abusive person And he he his mother abandoned him. Just listen to what I'm saying. Okay He wrote the white album at that point you can do whatever you want And she shut up for a second. Okay, and you and I've had this fucking conversation before Okay, and I'm gonna say something and we might not even let it air this fucking podcast about what I'm about to say Okay, but what I'm saying right now is is that?

I Some someone like John Lennon dying isn't the same we've talked about as an Eskimo dying. Oh Okay What I'm saying is is that there are just some people in the world right they put their footprint They change cultures with their work, right? They move people Those people are important like if you ever see like a disaster movie, right? And they say you know what they say well, we have this You know this shelter or this underground bunker, but we're doing a lottery

But we still have to you know Scientists and certain doctors and artists we already pan-picked them. They're already gonna come into the thing Why do you think they fucking do that? So retards don't fucking run the world Right, so it's there. They're just some people. I'm not saying I'm one of them I'm a retard. I'm gonna be left out of the bunker me to the fucking what the tsunami is gonna get me with a meteor I think we're all outside of the yeah, we're out of the bunker. I'm not saying that I'm one of George Maybe no, you're he's the first one to die But yes, he is like Trump is safe. He's like Tia Leonie. He's gonna be a guy on the beach with his dad

So they watch they watch just watch it happen. Yeah, and then you just get yeah, that's what you I love Tia Leonie. I did too But anyway, um, what are you what are your thoughts on um, Brangelina? I'm breaking up. I Know Bobby Bobby's thoughts I'll give fuck. Yeah, he doesn't care. Oh really. How dare you I Grew up with them both of them. Yeah, I grew up there with their work The way both their works. Yeah, I didn't die. What do you think? They were together for a very long time. All right, they had a bunch of kids together so many right to biological ones, right? Three three biological ones

They have three real ones kids that are biologically, you know what? Yeah, I'm gonna say something cuz I'm sick Adopting, you know people go. I was adopted. You weren't I use the other word for that abandoned. Yes Yeah, you know, yeah, I mentioned I mentioned that before. Okay. It's like yeah, these people that's not real though What happens when you adopt a child I'm not gonna adopt one what happens we just see like What do you know what happens? I don't I'm not gonna do one a baby looks at you. They're like wow I wish my father. Oh, but you made a connection with the baby. It's looking at you Bob It's looking you be my father before Kailah I think I matched up with a girl on Tinder like to go on a date and she had a baby and I said no oh

Okay, why? Because it's not my baby I'm cute. No, no, no, no, no, it's that's not why you didn't date her. Oh, why you didn't like her enough Because I think that any man will make concessions for a woman. He really loves kid or no kid I think if he's really into a woman, it doesn't matter how many kids she has that's what it is You didn't like her enough maybe But also it's like if I'm gonna be a father. I just want it to be my genes

You know, that's just not always how the world works though Bobby, you know Relationships and kids get abandoned and or orphaned You know and sometimes a good man steps into the picture and raises a child That's not their own and my dad did that, you know, shout out to our I haven't adopted sister. You're right. You're right. I'm a failure You're right. You're just sick. I'm just sick and I say all kinds of things when I'm not thinking straight. I Might as well. I'm kick you while you're down some more Do you guys ever Does this ever happen to you where you have we're all night you dream about you have dreams about one person like a random person

Somebody you're not even romantically interested in someone. You've never even Considered interesting in the past, but you wake up feeling like you're destined to be with them because you've had this you dream about them Do you ever get that? I do yeah, right so it's exactly like that. So if someone does you wrong in a dream and then you're we wake up mad at them like Well, for instance, if I if if I have a dream of him cheating on me, I wake up angry at him Okay, why'd you do that, right? This guy you're drinking above. I'm just saying this. Am I the only one? Yes, this happens to I'll dream where it's like a random like in the past I've dreamt about when I was in a teenager. I dreamt about my swim coach who's like who was is a fat like lardy gross fucking dude

And you wake up having the feels for them Who is it? It was some guy. He's married already, but it was some guy who I went to College with that. I never had any like romantic link to but I woke up this morning feeling like I should find him Oh, wow, okay. I'm crazy. Maybe I'm just crazy, but then the way the feeling wears off as the day goes on so You're we're still dating right? Yeah You're my girlfriend, right? Yes, you live with me. Yeah, and you're having fantasy fuck fantasies with fucking some other It wasn't a fuck fantasy. You know what we did we laid in bed and stared into each other's eyes

That is even worse than that. What is his name? Trevor his name is Trevor. You swore to God. Yeah, Trevor if you're listening Trevor if you're listening right now, uh-oh if you even contact my girlfriend or text her, I don't give a fuck And you do any kind of winky-winky, you know slice shit, I'll get you I'm gonna say this to Trevor People think that I don't know people People look at me and they go Bob. He's just a comedian. I know fucking people dude. I know people from the underworld, bro

You know, I know dudes that will do things to Kate Beckinsale. Okay. Good movie Not that underworld. Oh Okay, and so, you know, you laugh in my face you ridicule me, right? Remember this my fucking phone list goes deeper than just ha ha people. I Know David spade. He knows aliens Okay, I know David spade You know really you had that fantasy. I don't care. You want to leave me I don't I'm just I haven't dreamt about another woman. I'm certain I'm not the only one who ever feels this way

This happens at least like three four times a year when I'm like, why the fuck do I feel it's like this It's like when you when I want to use drugs I'm a recovering drug addict and alcoholic, right? You think it through Okay, so when you go I go God, I wish I could smoke some pot. All right, think it through He's so pot. What happens the next day? You probably want to smoke more pot You know me and you think it through and then at six months through in your head If the end is always

Inevitably bad or awful or nightmarish. Okay. Same with women. Yeah, I might look at a girl. Wow She's really attractive, but the same and then what happens? Okay It's always a nightmarish impossibility Bad thing or not. No, it is because the thing is is this I am one of those that believe that Is that you and I are not seeing each other through random chance that there is a cosmic Universe that brought us together

Because I believe that I would not have a podcast if it wasn't for you I believe that there are certain things that I wouldn't have gotten in my career if it wasn't for you because you forced me into do Doing auditions that I don't want to do like fucking problem child I didn't want to go in for problem child and she goes we fought in the middle of the street and she's going and I went in I got it. I mean didn't get picked up I got paid really good money. Okay, so my point is is that we I feel like we're all here in some sort of like There's some sort of cosmic glue keeping us together So I don't think that way if you think that it's it's not that and get out of the relationship

I'm not threatening to leave you bro. Yeah, you're having fucking fantasy fuckhole dreams about other people Trevor Trevor Trevor that's superficial and it just it belongs in the REM part of my life, you know, I don't have dreams like that You don't you dream about you don't have dreams because you're depressed So you sleep and then you remember closing your eyes you wake up and it's a new day Kind of like that. Whoa, it's I see you to me and then I hear well I mean lately I hear a dog mark And then I hear like goonie trying to get either in or out of the room Mm-hmm. I ignore it. It's my cat. Yeah, and then I um, I

Do this one? Yeah, you a lot said you eat. Yeah, and then I wake up and I feel groggy Life and then I immediately think what do I look today? Nothing? I'm certain that you dream. You just don't remember any of them when you get up Sometimes I do You do dream. I mean I I have reoccurring dreams that I've like had since I've been a kid. Oh, you have same dreams Oh, yeah, I have a really good cool ones. I have one reoccurring on here. I'm one of my reoccurring dreams. Yeah, that I So I want I'm on a plane. Okay, and it gets shipwrecked on an island. Okay. I'm the only one alive

And there's no food like there's it's like an island. That's an uninhabited. There's no boars or anything But what they do have in the island, right? Thousands of years ago a meteor crashed in it And it's got this reddish pink glow to it this meteor and it kind of calls me It's in the center of the island. So I just kind of go. Why am I going toward the center there? I'm hungry. I should figure out but I there's something that I gravitate for toward it and I get to it and an energy out of the meteor comes into my body, right and all of a sudden My mind my brain, you know how we only Certain percentage of our brain we use we use it opens up all the channels in my brain

It also makes me like limitless limitless and also makes me Kind of psych I'm psychic and also I can fly. I'm like a superhero Yes, basically the Superman origin. Yeah, but no, it's not it's not that because I do things Because then what happens is that because now I have a prophecy I also because you know the reason why the meteor is there is because it's a meteor, right that the whole there's galaxies And there's all these alien races and war and this and that that was the one little there's something in there a particle in there That they are all looking for and I got it and it's in me forever, right? And I can also see the future and what I see is a thousand years from now that there's gonna be a gigantic takeover from aliens to earth

So everything that I do now is to prepare for a thousand years from now aliens are gonna take over Okay, I'm not done. Okay. Okay. So here's what I do number one I don't want people to know that I have the power so secret. So what I do is I make a fucking Raft out of wood and stuff and then I fly to the middle of the ocean And I just plop on it and I wait for like a cargo ship to pick me up So I want people to think that I made this Raft. Yeah, then they take me I rescued I go to Hawaii right and then you and Steve and everyone comes to see that people cry My parents are still alive. They cry welcome back

But what I start doing is is that because I'm psychic and stuff like that I go to Vegas and I make a lot of money Yeah, cuz I had any money They can't even get you because you're not counting cards. You just have you know, yeah, I'm super powers, right? I just make a whole lot of money through gambling and then I make an underground scientific bunker where I create number one I can create a thing that makes other people live forever Number two, I can also I'm making androids too I'm doing a lot of things to like prepare for this thing from a thousand years from now all coming from a guy who says he doesn't Dream and that's an awesome. No because it's not really a dream

It's like I dreamt it, but there's also in my head right when I go to sleep. I think about it. It's the same story You think about it. Yeah, I think about like five stories. They're all kind of in-depth like that Yeah, that's one of them. But anyway, it just keeps going like that. Why do you think you think of that? What is the parallels to this reality? Shit, I have another I have a soccer one too. I'll just share that I know that soccer one Yeah, you told me about that play for a huge team No, but it's even weirder than that that I'm from like a family like like my sister's Lucy Lou My mom and my dad are in showbiz

My mom and dad my dad's a huge director, right? Yeah, and my mom is like she's like a costume designer But they're also Korean they have like accents, right and they have four kids, right? The oldest kid is like a huge director The my sister second right is a actors like Lucy Lou the third one is like David Cho Who's like an artist a kind of a deadbeat but really talented and the fourth one is a soccer player of me? Wow, right? And so my parents are so busy that my uncle, right? He was in the soccer and he babysat me So I as a kid learned like I fell in love with it, right and I'm double-footed, right and then It gets it goes really done and then he I try out for a team in LA, right? I'm a prodigy

Then I here's what happens though. I get into the under-16s USA national soccer team I qualify us for the World Cup and then they don't bring me to the World Cup Why it's a weird because they because I'm a recluse. I don't listen to the coach. You're not coachable I'm not coachable because I'm so good trouble right trouble. So then this is what happens right in the dream, right? So then I don't I get I get lost and I'm like 15 16 years old I'm fucking sad and then the Red Bulls New York Red Bulls They call me up there just to because they know that I'm talented and to see and Terry on read Sees me because on re used to play for the Red Bulls and then what happens is in the thing is that now the Red Bulls are trying

To sign me right but Tira Henry does like a back room thing with our some vagro come check this kid out Yeah, I signed with Arsenal Right, right. It gets even crazier. He goes crazy. Are you your five foot three self? No. Oh Oh, you're six one. Wow. Yeah, I have long hair. I'm like weird. I want to date but also but my Go ahead. But also in the in the thing is that I'm really kind of like Bellateli where like I do we're predictable. I do weird shit in interviews I'll like hug the guy for a very long time. Look at Jack. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah, sometimes I'll just do gibberish You're like, I'm really crazy, right?

But this is what happens is is that the Arsenal fans are mad that they fucking bought me because I'm an American, right? So, you know, I think I'm going to be traded or not, but we start having injuries And then drew gets injured in my fantasy your third string. I'm like ninth string And then one day we're fight. We're playing at home against Tottenham and And Tottenham's being us three zero and we have no more strikers. They're all her and so they they sub me in, right? I score four goals. Oh Yeah, so it goes it goes crazy Watching yeah, I have all these little fantasies in my head that I do when I go to sleep

So what please and I have so I have so many of them. I really do I have so many good ones in my head I've done for years. There's like five or six anyway. Yeah. Wow. Yeah Question, but here's another thing kind of no, I'm not done yet. I'm not done with here's another thing though in that, right? See my sister's way older than me, right? So George Clooney used to date my sister. She's a famous agent. Yeah, right No, but George Clooney, right? I just have these fantasies that George Clooney comes to the Arsenal matches because I don't want all the Arsenal player They want they want I want them all to think that I'm weird Yeah, but then I have all these celebrities because my parents grow grew up in Hollywood. Yeah, you have connects that like just people come out

Yeah, I mean to see me like Obama comes After presidency though Yeah, yeah, so it's like and then like but I'm also don't talk to anybody. I'm really shy Right and also I'm an artist too. Just like my brother like the David Joe character and I was I don't date girls I'm asexual Well, just paint. Yeah, I wear like, you know, like I'll go to coffee shops near Emirates Stadium, right? Wearing like a sombrero, you know, I mean a poncho and like flippers like I'm just really eccentric Well, people were just right about me this guy's so fucking crazy, but I'm better than Messi. It's anyway question

Speaking of Sexuality, yeah, that's you know, that's actually like a legit thing right when people and someone is asexual they have no desire in Lions, yeah, they have no desire in their lines to actually perform any type of like coitus or feel any type of like physical like sexual Pleasure And I did I use when I was younger I used to not believe it like how can you not? Want to at least like perform sex, but these people still want to date. They want to hold they want the the bonding like emotional like Like connection, but just want nothing to do with the loins. Yeah, and they can have like lifelong relationships This guy if Trevor you're not gonna leave me for him. I'm not leaving you and I just want to remember

I love you so much. So don't leave. I'm not. Oh my god. Are you kidding me? You're the ninth string player from Arsenal who just scored four gold everyone gets injured. I'm dating you We're together. That is so attractive. I really thank you for being in my life I really you know what when I met you at maker a long ago. I knew keep down inside. This is gonna happen in youth Gilbert I All right, okay. Yeah, man. I'm sorry. Oh, sorry. All right, and the platters are not like the Beatles Yeah, but they're not you should know The songs are well covered. I'm like, I'm also with those fucking slipper at your fucking face. Okay. Oh a Georgia slip

No, these are mine. Go ahead. Give me a helpful advice with Bobby at Kalala. This is from our friend Thomas Hey guys, I'm a seven two-year-old guy from a small time in Maryland, and I am a fourth Filipino My grandfather was the only person I knew who was from the Philippines. He passed away a few years ago And I'm trying to find the Filipino man inside of me. I live in a really white area where there's no culture at all I have no clue how to tap into that great culture without my grandpa And I don't want to just Google facts. How do I find myself or my family's culture in a white man's society? Thank you very much. Keep doing what you're doing. Thomas. Where does he live? I mean, I didn't know that I'm just a rural white area. He doesn't have a real white. I mean, oh, Maryland

Oh, you see 17 he's 17. Well, I mean you're young. I mean, I grew up in a white area also and I didn't have a really I mean there was only one Asian dude that lived went to my school that I Remember even knowing, you know, and then um And I didn't know any and it's like you When you leave you go out into the world you will find your people you will find You know in your culture

As soon as he came to LA, it was just a great eye-opener for me. I went to the spas. I went to Korean restaurants I met other Koreans that were like-minded Like David Cho people like that and you will find your people and I now I'm so blessed Then I am Korean I'm so proud of that fact. I don't want to be anybody else I love being fat and weird and walking into situations and have people go who the fuck is that weird dude? I like that and

This Filipino guy you're too young But when you go out into the world, you will find your people you will you will you will and also just say it Open your mind up and it'll come to you. You'll manifest it your people will be drawn to you So does this kid not feel like he's connected to being Filipino? Yeah, he wants to learn more about himself's culture And I you know what this is funny that I think that you could probably speak on this Gilbert You're a Filipino guy. I have my whole family though. He has no one you do but even when I first met you Oh, yeah, you know, there were a lot of things that I felt you you said that you felt like this connected to like not knowing how Filipinos like

Legit are and like the Philippines right because it's a very big difference Filipino Americans the Filipinos that grow up there There is a huge difference. I just thought of something what Nothing nothing, but I have another suggestion for the guy If he's a bathtub then what you do you fill the bathtub up? Just listen, okay with water, right? I'm on and then put in 60 pounds of human shit There it goes, right and mud and you mix it and just lay in there and just go, you know, I mean, I'm the Philippines There it is we knew he was gonna bring it out Colada. We knew it, but we were prepared. I mean We knew I at this point. I feel like Filipinos are gonna be angry

They're gonna be angry at me for dating him and put it like a In the middle of it and then you're in Yeah No, I mean I finished your thought though for this kid Yeah, I he's 17. I think that you're probably on the right track if you're aware of how little You know about the culture at least you're aware of that. That's the that's the first step to knowing Everything is knowing you is accepting that you know nothing I

Love can you just say this I feel bad for saying And I want to say it listen. I want to say something about Koreans. I know that in Korea There's a fucking illegal dog, you know trading going on there Yeah, they have a dog meat trade industry there and I just discussed the fact that we do that I love my you guys don't have an excuse cuz you're a first-world country in the Philippines Like yeah, we eat dog and we do this because we're fucking poor, right? They're just there's a life of ice, but you guys what the fuck is your problem? You're a rich country get it together I know so what I'm well, I mean, I don't I'd rather be a fucking mud swimmer. You know what now? Now?

I want to say what I really feel. Oh You guys aren't even a country. Oh, we're not shit. It's a piece of shit floating in the ocean and there's people on it It's so funny how he's so protective he's so protective of his motherland Korea But he was completely treated like shit when he actually went there cuz he doesn't speak Korean well Your own people rejected you bro Boom mic drop Koala can do it cuz he's not here to defend himself. Yeah Thank you guys for listening to Tiger badly God, how long was that and how much do we have to edit dear god? We're good. We're good. We don't edit anything. Hey, so listen guys

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And make sure you put in the subject line birthday. Oh, yes, and you know on the email subject line is birthday so we can Get back to you sometime this week and shout out to some of you guys with some great emails, right? We've we've probably I mean my god the amount of emails and the amount of time you guys have actually taken to write the emails It's been so like warms my heart. I'm glad we have great people that are listening amazing I mean read every we've all read all four of us have read every single one of your emails And even if you don't get chosen trust me all for the sheer fact that you've written in four of us Yeah, or three of us. No, I've read them all to Bobby. Oh, you're on our way to Brea

I read all of them to him and he was getting teary-eyed Yes, it really really made him feel good. Yeah, because we you guys we just started this 11 months ago and And it you know, we get a lot of naysayers and a lot of negativity But you know when you guys when the positive ones roll through rice at the top, it's the greatest feeling in the world It really is and I can't tell you how many times I cried this weekend just reading those emails like I want to cry right now It's touching it makes me feel like holy fuck, you know, I This is something. Yeah. Yeah, this is this is something special and I think that We're gonna have a good time on Tuesday, and I can't wait to meet some of you guys and

I'll also piggybacking off that Thank you guys for that thing. I was asking you guys to try to get to a 500 subscribers on iTunes. We're really close Reviews, sorry reviews. We have more scrapers Thanks for getting some 40 subscribers we're so excited for all 40 of you. No, we're at like 420 reviews We're almost at 500 share with your friends, please and if you haven't let us review yet on iTunes Even though if you're a Soundcloud listener or a listener somewhere else on YouTube go over to iTunes and leave us review Anything else shows for Bobby Kaleila?

Bobby is going to be at Levity live in Oxnard, California. Oh, no before this this weekend He's he is he will be doing oddball comedy festival in Houston Dallas and Austin September. I think that's Whatever Thursday Friday Saturday of this week is and next weekend. He's going to be at Levity live in Oxnard, California And then after that sometime in October he will be doing punchline in San Francisco Will you be at Oxnard and San Francisco? I will be at Oxnard. I think we all should be in Oxnard

We should make a weekend of it I'll be in New York by me there and oh Gilbert's not gonna be there and yeah, I'll probably I love San Francisco still even though I have my gripes. I Still I'm probably gonna be there just to get away, but yeah, I think that's all we have for this week Yeah Yeah, also just so you guys know if you guys are sending packages to us We are getting them and Bobby and Kaleila George myself. We love them So I don't think people don't know if they're getting here, but they are getting here

We do have video of them will release a vlog one day. Yeah Yeah, well yeah, we'll vlog some of the opening package, but thank you for all the packages and yeah Thank you a tray sent us sent me this hat last week Shout out to Trey. We always get this some person from Thailand keeps sending us like lays with different flavors Oh, I think that's a Roxy. That's Roxy. That's Roxy. Yeah Yes, follow us on tiger belly at tiger belly follow us on Twitter at the tiger belly if you want to email any questions Please keep sending us questions at the tiger belly at gmail.com You can follow Kaleila on social media at Calamity K all across the board

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