TigerBelly - Episode 65: Hi Papaps

Episode Date: November 2, 2016

Bobo is trending. Khaloko Moko plays with tic tacs. Gilbo does a spread eagle. We talk floating tennis balls, boomshakalaka, and our deepest darkest secret.   Recorded Oct 31, 2016 Music by Bobby Lee Instagram: @tigerbelly Twitter: @thetigerbelly YouTube.com/tigerbelly Facebook: thetigerbelly www.thetigerbelly.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad-free on Wondery Plus. What? Yo, what's up? Yeah, dog? Shit. Shit. Yo, Dewey, it's Bobby Lee in the house with Georgetown, and my girl Gil, and my girl Gly-Gly.

What's up? No, seriously though, welcome to another episode of Tiger Belly. I'm only talking like that because I was in a music video this week, so, you know, you know, flow ride, you know, that's no big deal. You know, I've just been in music videos, you know, with the urban people like me. And I'm connected to the streets. Yo, what's up, man?

I was in an Eminem video once. Holy crap, you are in a lot of rapper videos. Yeah, and Korean K-pop one time. Oh. Yeah. It's just a very special week because somebody, tonight at midnight, they have a birthday, and she's an angel.

She's my sweetheart, and I love her so much. Kalyla. Kalyla's birthday is tomorrow. Good job, Kalyla. And it's just November 1st. Good job. You're a Tiger Belly fan, and you haven't sent a gift to my girl? Well, you got another thing coming.

All right. And I want to start off today with the fun fact. Is that okay? Mm-hmm. It's something that you probably don't know, but a couple hundred years ago, a couple hundred years ago, there was a general in Korea named General Song Park. And he had, what are you laughing?

That's Song Park. That's a good name. Yeah, Song Park. Well, it's his name, so, you know, name. It's a good name. Yeah, it's a good name. So this general had a wife and a child, and they lived in Incheon, Korea.

Incheon. Incheon. Yeah, Incheon. How do you spell it? Incheon? Yeah, Incheon. And his wife and his daughter, they had a rare disease. They didn't know what it was.

A couple hundred years ago, they were dying. And he was supposed to be in Incheon, but it was the king's birthday. Well, the emperor. Emperor Park. And this general chose to be at the birthday party for the emperor and wasn't next to his. Dying wife and daughter.

Dying wife and daughter. Do you know why? Respect and honor. So tomorrow, when we have Kalila's birthday dinner, I expect everyone to be there. I will be there later. No, on time. But later.

Because I made a promise to someone to take him to the airport. On my birthday? On your birthday? No, not about your dinner. Disrespect. Am I not your ate? Are you going to be there tomorrow? No, I'm not there.

Oh. No, you're going to be there tomorrow. Be real. Yeah. I was supposed to host my open mic for the first time. Fuck your open mic, George. You know what? That's what I'm talking about.

But I'm going to be there. And I'm going to say that's right. I made up that whole story, as you know. So that's not a real effort? That's not a real effort. Wait, you just said yes to all that? Yeah, yeah. I just made all that up, right?

Just so that to get you, all right? What time is your birthday, babe? 730. 730. If you guys aren't there at 730, at Choson, I mean, there's going to be a very big problem. Because I've made some sacrifices myself with you guys. I have. And you know what I've done?

And I've talked to so many people about it. I've talked to Joey Diaz about it, other people with podcasts. And I go, yeah, when we make money, I'm going to split it in four ways. And they go, why? You're the name. You should be 70% you and the rest of them. I didn't do that. I did it four ways.

Do you know why? Because I'm respectful, love and honor. That's what I'm about. And if you're not going to be reciprocal, was it how do you say it? Reciplicate. If you're not going to reciprocate that, we're going to have a very big problem. So I expect you guys to be there at Coladas birthday at 730. So how about a round of applause for Coladas birthday?

I also want to shout out to why do you keep looking at her when I yell at you? What? Her? Yeah. She looked at me. I know. But you always look at her like, save me or help me. I was not a healthy.

She clearly told you I was going to be there. Yeah. Yeah. She did click tell you and tell me. And I was very upset about it. I'm sorry guys. Yeah. You're going to be there.

I will. Why? Why? Because I have to drive a friend from my hometown. Okay. How about that? What about this? If you asked me, can you drive me at 730 to the airport?

And you told me a week ago and I said, yes, I can't just dip out of that. What if I send your friend an Uber? Deluxe. I haven't even seen my friend. I've seen like two days. Oh. Cause I've been. Yeah.

I feel bad. So I'm going to drive her. That's my gift to her. Yeah. I'm just. Okay. I'm just going to say this. You're still going to be on the podcast.

Okay. I don't know why you're laughing because you made it. It's like going to do something to me. Like, no, it hurt me. No, but that is a little negative thing. And all fairness. And all fairness. Gilbert is nice to me all year.

He's not nice to me. Not nice to me. So nice to you. I respect you. I call you captain. You call me shitmate. And you know what? I've accepted it because I am.

I am a shitmate. Okay. Let's let it go. I'll let it go. Also, what I want to say is a shout out to my new buddy. Who? I'll tell you. Uh-oh.

My new buddy, Danny Garcia. Danny Garcia is a Mexican kid living, I think, outside of Chicago, maybe around Chicago. He told me that he was a little chunky Mexican guy. And him and his cousin and his English friend took me to Osiris this weekend. Now, I didn't go to the lighthouse, but I got pretty close. I got some new gear and I really appreciate your help. And any of you guys on there are fans of mine, please help me. So you haven't made it to the lighthouse yet?

I have not. I still have not made it to the lighthouse. How hard is this? Like, what's the... Can you compare it to something? Because I don't even know. Yeah. It's difficult.

You have to go flawless. It's basically you're fighting five rounds per game and you have to win nine games in a row and you can't lose one. And if you get... It's called flawless. And if you get... If you do that, then you get to the lighthouse. And not a lot of people get to go, but when you go, great things happen.

So tell us more about your experience with these and brand new friends of yours. Well, the English guy says the N word a lot. Call him out. Call him out. Hard R or soft A? Soft A. Really hard R. Soft N.

Oh, Jesus. He goes hard at the top. Hard at the A. You know, it's very soft at the A. The R is very pronounced. He's from England? He's from England. And he says the word faggot a lot.

And I get really uncomfortable, but also he's very good. So I let it go. Like, I want to correct him. Like, I don't think you should say that, but I don't want him to go, well, I'm not gonna... Well, I'm not gonna... Take it to the lighthouse. Take it to the lighthouse, then. So then I go say whatever you want to say.

And I giggle just as long as he can do what he does. You know? But you felt conflicted because you obviously felt conflicted enough to tell me about it. And you're like, I don't think that I can play with these guys anymore. No, the Mexican guy I like and his cousin, it's just the English guy. He's fine. He's nice. But he just says things.

And that's all. You know, and a lot of times it's like, you don't have to... Like, you know, Democrats or Republicans, they don't have to get along, but they could... There's a space where they can meet. And that's what I'm meeting in space. Yeah. Well, you're smiling. Sandy Danto has this... Sandy Danto has this really good joke that makes perfect sense to me where he says,

it's wrong to say the word faggot, obviously, because it's offensive to a lot of people. But they just... The structurally, the word itself is so catchy and so fun to say. Yeah. It is just such a great, structured word. Yeah. There's a hard T at the end. It's fun.

It just rolls off your tongue. Well, so does the N-word. Not really. The N-word's not as fun to say. I hate saying it, because I don't... I think we're all equal, but it's... What, there's two G's in the middle, too? Like faggot. Yeah, but that's an R at the end.

Oh, wow, yeah. We both have it. Yeah, yeah. What are other words with two G's? I don't know, yeah. I can't think of the top of my head, but those are two very good words that you can't say. My mom's pet pig, Jigga. Jigga?

Jigga. It's her pet pig. I just want to say that we reached a milestone on our podcast. We reached... how much? Half a million downloads. Half a million downloads in a month, which is amazing for us. We're a little over a year in, and the fans and the people are just... They have been amazing, and I really want to thank you, because things haven't been going

well in my private life, and not my private life. My private life is great. My private life is perfect. My career life, and... You were just in the flowrida video that you're so proud of. Oh, yeah. What's up, doggy? All day in the hood.

Are you proud of your work in the flowrida video? Well, I want to say this is that... because Crystallia is obviously the star of it, and I saw a rough cut of it. I saw half of it, whatever. I just feel weird, because I'm dancing, and I know what I'm... I look at my face, and I go, I know what I was thinking at the time. Like, what the fuck are you doing? This is ridiculous.

But, you know, it cooked together pretty good, and pretty much everyone likes it, except for one person. And the one person happens to be my girlfriend. She doesn't like it. She thought it was cheesy, right? Yeah, you did. Don't put words in my mouth. Don't put words in my mouth.

How'd you feel about the video, and be real? Nothing against all the talents that are in the video, or nothing against anybody at all. Individually, you, Fahim Delia, probably the funniest people I have ever met in my life. But as a video, it was cringe-worthy for me. A.J. McLean, a backstreet boy, was randomly dancing. A.J. McLean is a nice guy. I know. I'm sure.

I'm not speaking to anybody's character. All I'm saying is that I... And let me say this about A.J. McLean. I was uncomfortable watching it. When I saw him on the video shoot, I go, wait, what's up? Are you a comic? He goes, no. I used to be in a boy band.

I go, what's it called? He goes, Backstreet, right? Backstreet Boys. Backstreet Boys. I go, oh yeah, that's good. Or whatever. That's good. I don't know anything about it.

I don't know anything about it. I have heard of the Backstreet Boys, but I don't know who's in it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then... But he was so nice. If I'm at a club and people don't know who I am in a stand-up comedy club, I get a little offended a little bit.

Like, oh, you do comedy? Yeah. I want to go, yeah. I'm a regular here or whatever. But he was very cool about it. And, you know, I don't know anything about him, so I have no opinion one way or the other. I'm not saying... To me, he's cool.

He's not. I'm sure he's... Everyone is fantastic. Yeah. Everyone involved is great. That's not my point. My point was you asked me my honest opinion about it, and it's not a video I would watch again.

Okay, so Chris, if you're listening right now, my girlfriend doesn't like the talent. I love both of them. That's not true. I love both of you guys. I love both of you guys so much. Yeah. Did you see the video? I saw a clip.

Yeah. No, it's comedy. There's a bunch of girls in his three comics. Chris dancing like a weirdo. That's the whole point, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's funny. Chris dancing made me laugh.

Uh-huh. I will say that. But you don't laugh at Bobby's face, but he's kind of just like... Like, how do you... I won't say anymore. No, I want you to say it. Review. How do I grow?

As a dancer. I want to grow as a dancer. I don't have doubt in your dancing skill. Yeah. You are a phenom on the dance floor. Thank you. It's just the... I just found it to be a little like...

Cheesy. Yeah. Like, unoriginal. Like, you guys collectively are one of our comedy gold. And I just thought that it was like wasted on a video with just dancing and girls like any other hip hop video. Collectively, you should... I don't know.

Whatever. I'm done. Don't make me the bad person here. I'm proud of you for being in a Florida video. Thank you. That's all you can have to say. That's all you have to say. Don't ask for my opinion ever again.

I also was trending last week. Ooh! I think I know what. I trended it. Why? Is it for the hot ones? Yes. That was fucking funny.

Hilarious. You saw it? Captain, that was funny. You saw it? Yes. Did you really shit your pants? Yeah. Wow.

Do you ever doubt that he shits his pants? I do it all the time. He does it every day. That shit looks so hot, the last one. And I was really angry during that shoot. And I was in a lot of pain. But in retrospect, I saw little clips of it. I enjoyed it, I guess.

And so thank you for watching it, whoever's listening. That was funny. See that I like. That was funny. Thank you. Thank you so much. Hilarious. And other than that, I've been in a little depression I think.

Because of my excessive destiny playing. I thought it makes you happy. It does make me happy when I'm there. But I get irritated like if I'm in the car. You know, I just kind of, I think I'm going to, I'm addicted to it. Yeah. And not only is he addicted to it, but now he plays every night with my best friend, Gardo.

So I've lost two people in my life. Because it's not like he died. He didn't die. Gardo doesn't. I'm right here. Gardo doesn't text or call me anymore. He just texts and calls Bobby. The lighthouse.

Well, he'll never go to the lighthouse, but Gardo is getting better. And he's been playing a lot. Like every time I'm in space, he's in space. And we meet and we have a good time. And do I feel guilty about it? Yeah. But do I care? No.

I don't care. I want him to be out there. In space. Yeah. And if you're also checking out, if you're in any city, go check out my brother's band, Munchie Hammer. Oh, that's right. They're on tour.

Yeah. Munchiehammer.com, I think, is their website. So, baby, you're 32 now? I'm 32. Yeah. Wow. I'm glad you said that. Why?

Because a lot of women, a lot of ladies, they lie. They go, oh, no. I don't want to say I'm in the age. Why would I lie about my age? 32. How do you feel as a 32-year-old? I threw my back out yesterday. I know.

What happened with that? I was, there was a poster in my sister's, she, my sister has a gym in her garage and she had a poster of a Jean-Claude Van Damme doing a herky in blood sport, doing like the air splits, you know, like in blood sport. And I thought that I could do a herky. And so, I threw my back out doing a herky. I love blood sport. I was training for the kumite.

Yeah. I remember. I came home and she was like, her back, her. He had to help me out the car, everything. Yeah. I was like, I need to help out the car. I threw it out so badly. I can't bend forward.

She can't. Yeah. And I remember, do you remember Jim Cota too? What was that? There was another movie called Jim Cota, Blood Sport, back in the 80s. With Van Damme? No, I think Jim Cota was some other white dude. But I really liked those 80s kung fu movies.

Did you watch a kickboxer? Yes. Kickboxer is good. Yeah, I like kickboxer. American and Ninja. So tonight is Halloween. Next Halloween, you have to promise me that you'll dress as Jean-Claude Van Damme in that dancing scene and kickboxer.

Oh. And people aren't going to know. They're going to know. If I put a blonde wig on and I'm doing that, maybe they think I'm like Gustavsson or something. Oh my God, is that Alexander Gustavsson? Holy shit. No, you're going to be wearing that tank top, like that's a bodysuit and then some wide leg pants.

And you just have to do the moves, you know? I want Bobby to go with Alexander Gustavsson. Yeah, that's better. Yeah. And I also have, I'm trying to break my addiction. At Destiny, I don't know, but I'm going to have to go to meetings. But my addiction toward stalking people on Instagram also has to stop. I'm obsessed.

Yeah. I get obsessed with people and I got to stop it. I have a lot of problems right now, man. I'm in my mid 40s, I might have been having a midlife crisis, I'm kind of lost, you know, in like obsessions. Are you going to buy a motorcycle and a Ferrari? Did you have a motorcycle? No, we got rid of that.

Well, she sold it. They sold it, right? And gave it away. You gave it away. Borrowed. It's borrowed right now. Sporrowed. Yeah.

So, you guys don't know, how old are you, George, again? 37 now? Oh, so I'm pretty much the oldest here. Yeah. By a long, by a long way, I think, right? You're 37, so I'm eight years older than you. I think my face looks pretty young. You look amazing.

I am in just absolute envy of how young you look. It's so unfair. Yeah. But inside my body is Pat Morita, like broken down. About to die. I'm about to die. Yeah. And another thing is that I think about my parents a lot lately.

Like, I think, um, I lay in bed and I think, is my dad going to die? Like, I think that because it can happen at any moment. And when you get into this age, it's inevitably going to happen sooner than later. And you think about it and you obsess about it. Can I give you, like, words of wisdom, coming from somebody who thought about her dad dying for four straight years, thinking about it and obsessing about it every day didn't make it any less or more painful when he finally did pass. So for three or four years, my dad was basically like bedridden, incapable of moving around,

like very, very sick, right? And every day I thought, am I going to come back from school and is he going to, I'm going to find him dead on the bed, you know, is he, I, every day I just thought I would get that phone call. It's always like tense, but you know, the day that he finally passed, I thought to myself that having three years of that would make it less painful for me. Like, okay, I already know he's going to pass inevitably. So maybe when he does pass, I'll accept it much quicker and I didn't.

It was just as painful. Whether, whether you're prepared or in fear of someone's death, it doesn't help me. I'm just saying that there's no point in obsessing about it every day or having it worry you. Or, or thinking, or thinking that you might prepare yourself for it because it's the, the, the final outcome is just going to hurt no matter what. So just accept that at the end of it, it's just going to hurt a lot and that's okay that it hurts a lot. But then you question, you also question then like, where do we go?

Is there a God and all those like things? What do you believe in? I don't know. I don't know. Did you say AA is Christian based? No, it's not. Okay. It's, I mean, it's, it's, there's elements stolen from, maybe there's a book called

Sermon on the Mount in the Bible and whatever, but there's, there's a lot of things taken out of the Quran and other things also, but you have to believe in a God, right? Well, no, you believe in a higher power, but it's not even that. It's just that what, you know, do you have consciousness? I mean, are you aware that you're dead? Is there something or are you, are you just like absorbed into this gigantic energy ball? Or is it something that we don't even know what it is? Like an endless sea of black nothingness and you're like a tennis ball floating in it.

And you're just, you're literally, you look, you're like, I'm a tennis ball. I'm floating in this black nothingness. And then like once every 3000 years, another tennis ball will float next to you and you can't say hello. You just float next to each other and then you kind of drift, drift apart and that is a nightmare. I want, before I die, for there to be a technology to download all my information from my brain, my character, my experiences, my fears, my loves, and then to be able to put that into

something in the future, whether it's like a robot, yeah, but I want it to be downloadable. You know, the hands and the feet will be rusty because of the water coming out of it. That's why I do envy people who are, who are religious. Like my aunt has cancer right now and she's in so much peace and she's just like, look, she's just so much faith in a process that I don't believe in. So in a sense, like I am very, very envious of people who have a God that they turn to for everything. They have this radical acceptance of everything that may happen because it's his plan and

there is a huge safety in that. And I envy that because I don't have that. It's a gigantic safety. It's, you know, if you, if you're an atheist and you believe in nothingness, that I believe that you live every moment to its fullest, but it's like, inevitably, how do you not think of the afterlife? I'm sorry, this is not a, this is supposed to be a comedy podcast, but you know, because if it's Kalala's birthday and I want to talk about real things right now, this is that

what, I mean, I don't. So I'm caught in between because I'm in 12 step groups and I believe there is a higher power and whatnot, but I don't know exactly what it is. And just that question of what is it consumes me sometimes, you know, and like, where does my dad go? Cause he doesn't believe in anything. You know, so, um, it's just a frightening thought and, and you're young Gilbert, how old are you?

27? Yeah. God, I mean, that had no thoughts of death at 27. That's not true. I was obsessing about death when I was 16. Yeah. But when you get to 45, you're right. I mean, I was, I would think about every once in a while, but when you're 45 and you get

closer to the end, I think it intensifies. Oh, I'm sure I can only imagine. Yeah. I wonder if there's a study out there that shows like a side by side of, um, like a link between anxiety and lack of faith. I think that people who don't subscribe to a religion, I guarantee you have a general, have a, are generally more anxious than the people who believe in something because there's so much uncertainty in what I feel every day because I don't, I don't subscribe to any,

any of that. I don't, I don't think that there's a God that dictates how my life is going to pan out and it does, it does make me anxious. So can I say, I know, but it's funny because I do know a solution. What's a solution? It works every time and I haven't been doing it. Double suicide. No.

And I want to say something really cheesy, but for me, it's a truth. If I just get out of myself and not think about myself and help other people, you just start thinking about those kinds of things. That's true. So that's why AA or 12 step groups are so helpful because it's a part of the steps. They realize that alcoholism and drug addiction is such a selfish disease that helping others and getting out of yourself, going up to a newcomer and go, Hey, do you want a coffee? Tell me about how you feel and what's going on with you.

You need to ride home, you know, things of that nature. You tend to not think about yourself. And I think that just going, giving is the solution. And right now I'm not giving anything. I'm taking shit from space and that's the reason it's sucking my soul. I'm not sucking your soul. Am I sucking your soul? No, in healthy amounts of sucking.

No, no, no, but generally I've always been depressed right around my birthday because in the Philippines, November 1st and 2nd is called Kalakalag and it's called it's Kalakalag. It's all saints day and all souls day and all it's a national holiday school is out there, all the offices are shut down and everyone goes to the cemetery and everyone just gets hammered around the tombstones of their loved ones. It's like basically it's a city party, but in a cemetery. If you translate the Filipino language into English, would we say steak steak? Yeah.

Let's go eat a steak steak. Yep, that's exactly how it works. With mom, mom. With mom, mom. Yeah. Drive the car car. Why do you think I call you pop-ups? Oh, you call me pop-ups.

In doubles. Is it because if you say it once, you won't fully comprehend it? Yeah. What was that? What was that? Yeah. Yeah. Jing-jing.

Yeah, that's a common, you know. But we're all going to die, guys. True. But I hope that when I die that everyone celebrates my birthday on my tombstone getting hammered, like Kalakalag. That wouldn't be so bad. If you died, I'm telling you right now, if you died, like let's say you died tomorrow. Ooh, okay.

Let's just put that scenario out there. Don't put that shit out in the world. Hypothetically. Okay. I mean, I literally, I wouldn't know what to do. Like number one, it would be so devastating that I would like when people move really for months, and then I would definitely probably in the state that I'm in right now, I would definitely go, I'd have to use drugs because there was no way to mask that pain.

And then I wouldn't know what to do with my cats and my dog. So I would either call your sister and go, can you take, you know, Gobi, and then tell my brother, can the cat stay with you? And I would probably just sell everything, go to Bakersfield, and do drugs in a hotel room. Okay. I have a really serious question for you. Very serious.

So you have to take me seriously. Okay. So there is an afterlife, and if I happen to be some spirit in space being able to look down on you, do you want me to haunt you or not? Or to show signs that I'm there? Like right on the foggy mirror? No, no, no, no, no, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't write on the foggy.

Don't, don't do that. Do, don't, don't do that. Hi, pop, pop. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pop, pop. Don't do that.

Don't do that. Don't do that. No. No, no, no. You don't want me to haunt you. I want, like, what's that movie with, uh, ghost? But no the pennies fine. What about her possessing someone else like she possessed George and George talked to you And I fucked George in the butthole

If you possess George, I fucked both George in the butthole Oh, yeah, like oh, she was whoopee right whoopee. So she would get Yeah, I would think that his pink dick was a clit and I would rub his clit like this George is saying pop pop Yeah, yeah, no And then like two days later. He goes no, I wasn't really possessed. I just he just wanted me to fuck him pranked you Gotcha, Bobby. That's it. Yeah. Yeah No, no possession. No, I wouldn't know it would be nice that you would do it

But not at night during the day during the day. What about like randomly? What's what's always been our song that Johnny and Mary song? Yeah, but which version Brian Ferry? No, the Robert Palmer. So I'll play that song for us Where like randomly like in your car all of a sudden it could is one of those songs that you don't hear on the radio ever So you would know it's her. Yeah, but if it's like if I'm listening to a playlist, it's in my playlist Yeah, and it's the ninth song. I'm not gonna go. Oh my god. Callila did that. No, it's in my playlist It would have to be in a situation where I'm at the hot a doctor's office. Yeah, or the dentist's office I'm in the you know, and then it played. Okay, and then I would have to have the lady behind the counter or the you know

The secretary what I call him. It's like receptionist receptionist. Go. What is this? I you know, I don't have this in my you know playlist and then I'll know oh callila did that Yeah, and then you I put on Robert Palmer. Yeah. Yeah, no do the pop-pops in the in the window. Yeah mirror Yeah, I want yeah, I want that high pop pops. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't want to see like your ghoulish face And your eyes rolled back going I don't want I don't want that would you want Bobby? Can I write you a letter? Oh Yeah, where I don't know shows up. There has to be a way for us to communicate We not not like from inside my body, you know, like stick them on a wire and it says hello

It pops through my belly Yeah, don't do that Inside my body and not stick modest style. It has to be on a paper. What about me? Yeah, would you want me to do? Uh, I don't want you to appear anywhere. You know what? I'll do us. I get scared. I'll do one of my farts Yes. Yes. Yes. No. No. No Now your ghost farts because when he sleeps his fart sounds like popcorn. Yeah Like it's very yeah, it starts low and then it goes really fast Do you know why it comes out that way by the way because I think that you think that I might I you know

I have a too tight of a butthole. I don't think that at all No, no, no, I never thought that because I don't want to fart in front of you. Yeah, I clinch my butthole Naturally, right? Yeah, but the the fart wins Like the fart always wins, right? So yeah, I'm like it's winning, right? Yeah, and they go It's that's it's my butthole losing is what you're hearing Yeah, yeah That's what you're hearing. I don't have a tight spot. You're hearing defeat. Yeah. Yeah, you're hearing like my

Yeah, my butthole going You win see your Bobby's fart, you would hear my popcorn farts Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all I want to hear from you. Actually, I don't want to see your ghoulish face either You as a ghost is terrifying. Oh, yeah, because I'm I think I would like be such a But I would be the worst ghost in what way I think I would just want to fuck with people, you know So I would do it like in the worst kind of ways, you know He would make it spread on me. Yeah, just like your slinger sleeping your butt. She's just open. Yeah. Oh, yeah I would be one definitely a rapist

Yeah, yeah You know, I would like go into like High schools, you know and go to the female the Feeva locker room and just hang out on a on the locker Is that weird is that pedophile? Yeah. No, it's a high school everyone over 18 though Oh That's gonna be 18 everyone's over 18 forget I said that I don't know. I just said that But you guys ever think about that though they're after life or no Mmm, I do

Mm-hmm. I'm afraid I'm gonna die like you said the whole black thing You just made me like think about that like am I just gonna go into this a black abyss be a tennis ball Yeah, I just don't want to be I don't want to know anything that's happening I don't want to know that I'm in a abyss. I just want to end. You don't want to have your consciousness I'm I think that I'm okay with it. Just ending to know, but but it's like Nothingness is the scariest thing Because for 45 years I've built this

connection with other humans and my place in the world and all the information I just feel like it's a loss. I think you know what I believe in though to a degree not fully is Some type of like reincarnation and at the only I have so many instances in my life where I've either heard something Smelt something and I swear to you it does not it doesn't Relate to anything that's happened in my life and I'll give you a perfect example There's a song called by Alan Parsons project. I love them Yeah, there's a song by them and it's when I hear it as an adult it makes me feel

So strange and I ask my mom and I've asked my dad. Have you ever played this song around me? I have you ever have do you even know this song? My mom's like, I've never heard that song It's called I in the sky. I've never heard that song in my life. It's a pretty popular song now I love that song, but my whole life I've felt an odd strange feeling every time I've listened to it for no reason At all and I swear to you that it it happened in my like my past life or something and I I don't know how to explain it Other than I have a deep nostalgia for something that never was Mm-hmm. You get emotional. I get extremely emotional and it like tugs me, but I don't know why and

I've asked everybody in my life like, you know this song. They're like, you know It's never you know, I was hiking the other day and I was crying when I was listening to it I really you start crying. Yeah, and it's just that song. Yeah It's funny because I before I met you. I love that song and you and I and then when I played it I think once I cried in the car. Yeah, yeah I played it on his playlist, but it's weird that I love that song and that she cuz I've never dated anybody that even knew Who Alan Parsons was? So when I could have been one of those things that Kalyla and I bonded over in a previous life, you think I think I've known

You in a previous life for sure. Yeah Yeah, because there's an accountability. So you just make me so fucking angry sometimes It's just like it's like I've been obsessed with them 90-day fiance, so I've watched like all seasons. Yeah, and I'm telling you guys I want to marry a Mormon boy It's official and he's so angry that this is my final decision in life Fucking it dumbest thing. I mean first of all number one was a show It's garbage. Don't watch it. It is it is basically garbage TV

But I'll tell you that a quick premise is that people fall in love with somebody from a different country whether it be because they met in that different country or they found them online and Then that person comes to the United States and they have 90 days to figure out if they're going to get married or not So they get a green card ninety-nine percent of it is me if is somebody that wants to become an American citizen Like the one that we saw I mean I glimpsed it last night when you're watching it that older white Midwestern Oh, Mohammed and Danielle. Yeah, and her the guy is how old is he 22? He's 26 and he's like a hand-sewn guy from Tunisia. How old is she? She's a 43 year old like fat lady. It's cross-eyed Nobody wants to fuck you. She has six kids. So yeah, but no no at one point. Yeah, but at 44 with fucking six kids

It's over Kind of well, you're not gonna get a fucking 26 year old Tunisian guy who's a good looking Maybe no, what I see like green card. Yeah, because after they got married after he got his green card He split so obviously that's it, but there are stories there that are so heartwarming and all of them involve Mormons And that's why I want to marry him. They're so sincere and they're so that you can't drink coke I'm okay with that that love that I see in them is so really. They're so pure. All right I'm I'm I'm seriously converted. I think I want you to become Mormon. I might I want you to go to Utah All right, meet some white dude. Yeah, Mormon. I'm telling you right now in three weeks. You'll call me puppy

I go no I got excommunicated Because as soon as you stick your finger in their butthole, but that's your move. Yeah, they're gonna be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa You know, what are you doing? Yeah, that's where poop comes out. Hmm. Yeah. Yeah, you're not gonna like it I don't think they have rules about like sex though They only have rules about like getting having sex before marriage, but like what they do Prop 8 was that the marriage prop proposition? Oh The gay one. Yeah, I think it was prop 8 might have been yeah. Yeah, they were That the Mormons were the ones that like those anti prop 8. Yeah campaigns. They funded that

Okay, I regret what I said. I mean they have so many You know ideas about I just thought about I have stop watching that fucking show. It's fucking you up 90 day fiance They make the Mormons look so good. What's up with the TLC in general? You don't learn shit. Oh my god They have learning channel called my 80 pound groin and a man with no penis. Yeah side by side on each other. Whoa The only thing you learn from the learning channel is that there's freaks in the world It's all reality, right? Yeah Mm-hmm 26 26 midgets albino midgets living in a house on its fifth season in an island You know, and you're like, what am I watching? I forgot. That's the learning channel

We're that half gook with the kids. What's his name? Oh, John and Kate plus a yeah, Octomom. Yeah, whatever happened I'll talk to mom. No, John and Kate plus. Yeah, that's that same thing, right? What's that boom chakalaka girl? What's her name boom chakalaka the little girl that's sassy jazz Which one? Oh, honey boo boo. Oh, I'll say boom chakalaka Urban Yeah, yeah, what honey boo boo, that's TLC, right? Wow. Yeah, yeah, that's and that channel is killing it, right? They're killing it ratings. Yeah, the ratings hoarders. Is that No, they were any year at first, but now it's not yeah, I mean, you know, I like the one with the obsession ones

Which ones? Oh, I eat like toilet paper. Yeah, or the people that put their hairs off the head. It's a little mania. Yeah Yeah, I have to get a little mania in what way you do. Yeah, I have we know you see me I tweeze my on your head. You don't do it. No, no, no, but I have them say I tweeze my shin hairs every day of my life Yeah, isn't that just it feels painful, but so good. I can't stop. Yeah, I mean I think my thing is the fingers around my I just eat the fuck out of my fingers Yeah, or on the side and then when you I know I meet guys that have the same thing and then I look at them I go with the same type of people So my finger is Sandy danto has these right my agent Ben Day. He doesn't even have nails

Oh, I mean, it's literally just nubs now. He's grinded it down so much But it's from anxiety though Esther Provinzky David King. Yeah, he bites his nails, too. It's anxiety. It's anxiety Yes, that's one of the most like hallmark signs of anxiety is biting your cuticles in your nails. Yeah, I Don't think I can ever get rid of that It's just something that my brother does it. It's just something that we do But you guys do this weird thing where you guys are obsessed with bad smells you and your brother. I love it. I hate it You're always like an Doing that. Oh, you know what I do your fingers. You do that, too

I do it too. Yeah, you know what I do what I cup my farts. I do it, too. Yeah I go pop and then I smell them. Do you smell it? Yeah, I cup it to throw it to see what it's like Yeah, me too. I want to know what it's like because if it's like not smelly I go on healthy today But if it's like deep and then I'm like, yeah, what's going on with my life? You've never you've never cut your own fart never cut your own farts Well, one time I trapped it in like a tick-tock tick-tock box and I had my That's a tiny hole. What did you do? I put it in a tick-tock box and I told my sister is like, hey look, there's no candy, but it still smells minty

That's a good one. I'm gonna do that too and she took she basically ate my fart Yeah, but I was like 10 years old. I don't do it as an adult. Oh I want to do it in a maybe a jug or maybe to see what happens Can you fart in a jug like for a year and keep keep it in there? Do you store the smell? You just it would just have to be vacuum sealed. It had a vacuum seal I'm sorry. It would just have to be airtight. Interesting. Yeah How do you do that? Like because if you release the plug to you know, just stick your bum all over it It would escape again, right? So it had to just it would have to be a one-way seal

Yeah, so it can't come out like a valve so it can't come back out the other way We'd have to be airtight just one direction Can somebody invent that Any Tiger Billy fans can you invent a mechanism set it to Bobby? No, I'm being real. You could trademark your scent Call it popcorn. Popcorn. No, Bobby's popcorn. Popcorn. Yeah. Yeah Ah, like a little butt piece. I could stick, you know sits and then have you know a jar a jug Where it only releases at one's end and I can preserve my farts. This is interesting actually That's what I want to see what that's like

Let me ask you this have you every what have you eaten on your body? Oh God, I've smelled a lot of things not eaten What have you eaten in your body? Oh, I'm really really obsessed with swallowing my own phlegm When I cough it out, I don't spit it out. I have to swallow the loop. I like I would outwardly. What do you mean? Like I don't go inward. I go outward Like I pick my nose and eat it. Oh Let it enter the world. Yeah, I need it to breathe like air like wine Yeah, like you don't want it to escape or be given to no because the thing is is that it's literally the same thing

It's the same thing. Yeah, so if I'm picking my nose and I eat it, don't judge me like oh my god He's 12. Yeah, who does that? Yeah, everyone does it, but I just do it in a more sophisticated way How about scabs do you eat scabs? Oh, no, never. I don't even pick them. I've eaten scabs. Have you? No, never. What about clipping your toenails and smelling it? I'd done that for sure I've clipped my toenails and eaten them. Oh Wow, yeah, yeah, I've done it stuff. Toejam is my least favorite smell I think that and C. Diff to worse smells ever. What are what are the two smells? I'm about to admit something right now

That I never thought I Would ever admit in my life In fact, I might not admit it. Let me think it through. Okay. Yeah, I'm not gonna admit it Yeah, I can't do it. It's my birthday. Oh It'll be any of this gift. She wants she wants a fun fact for her birthday. No gift then All right, here's what it is, okay You know what I do it I'm gonna do it So what I would do is I would take a razor blade not a razor blade a shaver

Mm-hmm, you know your must whatever we call it stuff shave. Yeah disposable one. Yeah, I would shave the bottom of feet The skin you have admitted this. No, but yeah, I'm not at this next second. That's just okay Right and then what I would do is stick it like I would take the shavings and stick it in a bowl by the by the bathtub So it dries out. Okay, so then you would have Feet shavings from my green foot. Yeah in a ball, right and that would put glue in it And I'd roll it into a ball and see how big the ball could get Whoa, that's elaborate, right? Wow. You basically have like he has a drying process. You do that with food It's a meatball. Yeah. Yeah, and then so one day I would Christine was living you have told me this story

She found a ball That big yeah, I was for years And if you smelled it it was not you would you would literally vomit. Yeah, and I've never admitted that before my life You have I've definitely Christine say when you found she found I was just a glue ball. I was she just playing with it. No Yeah, no, it was heavy. Geez. Yeah, it was yellow. It looked like mucus, but it was solid. Oh, wow Yeah, poor girl Guinness World Record. Did you ever admit that to her what it was? No, I just made it. No, you can't say I think I might have one. I might write her and be like hey that ball was

What Yeah That yeah that I did that. You know what it feels good Just say things that you were gonna take to your grave. Yeah, let's do that right now I just did it. We've never told I just did it with my foot. Yeah, but you've told me that sort of yeah But not in on this podcast Gilbert It's for her birthday. I might not be too weird. I

Pick but like I straight up like make a V with my legs. I just pick my butt hairs while I'm watching Netflix Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop He that was the worst one ever It's so weird. You've never picked a butt hair with your legs Like that like you're doing like some sort of gymnast move, right? And you're plucking hairs out of your butt while you're watching something is fucking weird I can't believe you admitted that you did Baby, what are you? Oh?

God Something Bobby doesn't know this is something that I'm they may have to throw my girlfriends under the bus I go ahead do it. I was to your birthday So if you guys don't men might not know this but all women know we have our own version of Schmagma What's Schmagma mean? Schmagma is technically the term for when you're on circumcise and the cheese that that discharge this job Yeah, but actually in women it actually hardens up a little bit and you could basically scrape it out with your nail Like when you wash your daily washing see you guys think it's disgusting and it's normal for us, right?

Yeah, but what does it look like? It looks like cottage cheese Okay, I don't even want to tell the rest Back to the cottage cheese yeah Well one time when we were younger my girlfriends and I were in Vegas and we were all showering together Oh, so not yet. She was an adult though. By the way, my younger. It's not your 12. You're in your 20 your 20s But we we had a Schmagma fight. Oh My you're like scraping and then flicking at each other That's like it's worse than through the war it's not unsanitary it's coming out of my body

I'm gonna tell you something right now I'm gonna eat my pussy Bobby. What the fuck is the difference if I eat your pussy and there was something in my mouth So it's like fucking cottage cheese. It doesn't taste like we're gonna have a very big problem Even the I know right George you have eaten my Schmagma for sure texture for sure. It's not disgusting All right, it's discharge. Is there vitamins in it probably There's fine. I want to see if there was like any kind of like nutrients in it Yeah, then I would be like, okay, I'll eat some of that all women a hundred percent of women have this so why is that disgusting? Okay, it's part of nature. But is that the same as discharge? No discharge from an infection is different from just

That I don't want. Oh, come on George. Relax. God discharge. Everything's fine. Yeah, sometimes we get feminine to jingies I just the vagina The vagina is a cavernous place. It's a cavernous place. We don't have Why do you guys like it so much? Why do you guys like it so much? It is a very daunting area. It's beautiful in many ways because yours is beautiful I've seen some all are beautiful I've seen fucking crackins out there, you know Release the crack like just with teeth. Oh and like scales like what is that?

Yeah, it's probably a twin if it has teeth and vagina is a very like it's you know, it's a wide range It's a wide range, but I prefer a specific type I love guys though What turns me on is when guys don't give a fuck when you haven't showered when they just want all of you even at your worst Yeah, that's so sexy guys like fuck it. Let me just eat you out. Just cheese and everything. Yeah shmack I love that but when guys are like, no, can you shower first? And I got come on. You're such a pussy Do I ever said that? No, you always want me. However. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a warrior. That's why guys even on my period and I

Yeah, and um, this is a really disgusting We talked about a lot of things, you know, but we're not done. I also want to say this to my Chicago friends. I I'm rooting for the cubs. Yes, we are and the reason why this hat is because I have so many friends like Ike Baron holds Chris Wotowski Just a lot of people you a lot of people that are Chicagoans and I was always the guy that like Would rub it in people's faces

Like if somebody was like a huge like, you know baseball nut or football nut and if they lost the Super Bowl or whatnot I would have your face. I like the other team, you know, and just to get a rise out of them But that was before I you know knew about Arsenal, you know I'm a huge Arsenal fan and now that I love a team and I really care about the result. I Feel sympathy. Mm-hmm. It's so funny how you can change over time. I used to hate sports Anyone that I hate jocks. Yeah, I think a lot has to do with that was picked on a lot by jocks Just don't like the mentality, but I really enjoy Watching soccer and especially Arsenal games like the other day

you know it was tied 1-1 and Yeah against underlin and I thought they were going to be it'd be a draw and then they put in Olivia Juru and He his first two touches were goals. Damn. It was unbelievable. I remember it was like six in the morning I was running around remember I was running around the living room screaming. I I just really loved that sensation and that feeling and so I really I'm rooting for the Cubs and I'm not rooting for the Cleveland Indians mainly because John Caparuz from there

The main reason is the main reason also the RNC was there. It doesn't matter I'm rooting. Well, I always root for whatever team beats the Dodgers So I want to see it brings me comfort to know that the Cubs made it to the world. I need the Cubs to win But most of all I see I want the Cubs because they beat the Dodgers Yeah, I want the Cubs to win because I'm in love with a particular storyline between Anthony Rizzo the first baseman and They're starting pitcher John Lester They They both like survived the similar type of cancer

But then when John Rizzo was 18 and he was basically still being like He was still in the minors, I think and he got diagnosed with cancer He met John Lester who was playing for the Red Sox at the time and John Lester basically told him how to beat cancer and then now they're on the same team together How great is that? It's pretty crazy. That's like touches my heart. It's crazy. Yeah, I'm rooting for the Cubs Yeah, I want I don't understand baseball at all But you know what it's something interesting That by watching it the last couple days, so just glimpses with you. I can understand now why it might be

Fun to watch it's so fun ball games are the baseball game especially when this one that's on the line Like I couldn't understand how like You know, it's the ninth inning a team is winning 4-0 and then all of a sudden the bases are loaded Yeah, you get a home run and it's it's you know What sports is is there's tension and pressure like and then and then a score or anything like that relieves it and then there's You know, there's that feeling of You know couldn't even find the word I just put my hands up like this That feeling yeah, I can understand it, but it's still a pretty boring sport

It's not boring because there's a lot of stopping. There's a lot of like, you know People long a shot of a guy chewing something that is true, right? And they're like, what is he chewing and then like that's the beauty of it It's such a it's a place to take your whole family, you know, you sing in the seventh inning stretch There's downtime. There's uptime and I think that's why baseball games are so fun It's more of a chill environment rather than 90 minutes of intense like, you know at the edge of your seat feeling It's not like that and I think that's you know, they're they're great sports in different ways I mean, I mean, I like soccer because there's no commercials for 45 minutes. Well, oh

That's true. They just play all the way through. I like the feeling of being in Chavez or be ravine and Dodger Stadium just Chilling for four hours. Yeah, and someone gets a base hit Then you know, everyone gets excited and then we sit down again. We eat some more peanuts until the next one You know, I don't like watching a sport like oh my god Are we gonna score and I was in Selena and bonds injury attorneys eight hundred eight eight eight eight eight eight and they're like Oh, fuck that we're about to score or whatever. Yeah, I want it continued Soccer's like that. Yeah, soccer's. Yeah, I know it is. No, I know my flat-faced friend Thank you, so you are and also I just thought of something just now

that kid That was at our that party. I mean that podcast we did live I remember that kid that said he would help me write. Oh your joke writer Last night. I saw him at the comedy store and I looked at him and I didn't say hi Because I looked at him I go, how do I know him and I walked by and I just thought of it just now. Oh You're listening. I'm sorry. I just you last night. You just forgot No, it's just you're at the store and a lot of people just want to take photos and stuff like that So you just kind of like put a wall up, you know, you wanted to write for you. I know but here's the thing is

And I feel really gross about this, but you can't open your heart up to everybody You know, you can't Say hi, it'd be nice to every single person because then all of a sudden People you use you you need a little bit of a wall. You need a little bit of a Thing, you know, I love Tiger Billy fans whenever they ask for a photo But there was a guy last night who brought his friend his friend had never heard of me and I just happened to have an Okay set so now he wants to take a photo. It's like I'm good. I'm good

Because you're just now, you know, no, I mean I want to take photos with people that are Genuinely, you know People that like me. Mm-hmm. What did that sound gross to you? No, no, please. Tell me everything. No It makes sense It makes sense. Okay. My my only I you're always very nice You never say no to photo you are a yes man through and through yeah And it irks me when you say yes in the middle of our meals

Yeah, so we're chewing our food and then people are like, hey, can we get a picture then you smile and you have beats all over your Teeth. Yeah, I can't say no. Yeah, I can't say no and I just I feel Oh It's your birthday and stuff and I just you care about money Pacquiao fighting. No, I want to talk about your birthday Oh, okay. Sorry. I just so much pain. I'm not good about any of that Christmases and all that stuff. I wish I just couldn't grow within. I feel bad about it I'm sorry. I'm in so much pain No, where we at time wise you guys always nail it now. It's a hour

Oh, no, not yet. Okay. I just want to say more about my birthday. Please. Yeah, I want to talk about her birthday What are you getting me? Do you have any idea? Yeah? I'm gonna what I want to do is this is what I want to do Here's I want to Just wake up tomorrow. Yeah, and we'll get a meal and then I want to buy you like a $1,000 leather jacket. Oh, I don't want that. Yeah, but why can't that be it? Why do why does it have to be like something like why would let's run a mile together? Why can I just like get you a nice jacket and then go happy birthday, baby? And then move on because it's like I know what was last year skip?

nothing And that's okay because you know, he spent the whole day with me. Oh, that's why I'm in like that's yeah Yeah, I'm gonna spend yeah tomorrow. I'm gonna spend all day with you. He wants to get me this super expensive leather jacket And I just don't think it's All of a sudden she said she's today. She's like, no, but what about the cows? It's like fuck it fuck the cows your birthday the fucking question and hopeful vice was Bobby at Kalala This is from my friend Mina. Hey guys, I've been married for a year and living with my husband for a year We live five minutes away from his parents and my parents

We just got a new puppy his parents are obsessed with our dog and come over to see her while we are at work It has made me uncomfortable that we have guests over when we aren't home I'm grateful for their help but don't want people in my home when I'm not there excessively His sibling asked to bring over a friend so she can meet the dog when we aren't home Am I being weird that I want my privacy or should I just let them help us with the dog as much as they want? This is the thing is Your in-laws and whatnot you cannot Make them your enemy

Like for me as long Kalala's sister Kalala's mother even Jessica or close friends can be in my house even if I'm not here because You have to open your house up To her loved ones also because she lives here and I don't have a problem with that If I'm on the road or if I come home and I see some Jenna or Jessica and she's not in the house I'd be like fine

It's I'm okay with it. I really believe that you took that because if you say if you say no I don't want people in my house when I'm not there. It's gonna cause Resentment it's gonna cause your wife to have a resentment too. It's gonna cause and this unnecessary fight who gives a shit What's in your house? It's so important. Why that's not true because you and I we're a little bit more lax about our house rules Revolving door policy, you know my whole life I've had couch surfers live with me three months and I never hear from them again So like I'm cool with people in my space that but not everybody is like that and you should honor that there are people who are A bit more private about their things and she said that her family member brought a friend over

And if she's never met that friend, how is she to know that that friend is that that's one thing But he's said the parents the parents is but we can't impose what we believe in onto somebody who I'm gonna say this though. Let's if you and I were living together and my mom Wanted to take a nap here and you weren't here and you were like no I have to be there for my mom to take them out there. It's over between us. You already know. I'm not like that I understand that I'm just saying that because to me that's so fucking weird. It is weird for me if you No, I think it's weird university Universally, I will say that if you ever did the same to me and if you said hey

Can your sister not come over right now? I would feel resentment towards. Yeah, there's no way. I Feel the same way But other people let's say if Gilbert was like, hey my friend John from if we're we were out Oh, Gilbert doesn't even get to come here But Gilbert has keys to her house because we trust him. Yeah, he's fine If you bring if you I'm gonna say this if you have keys in my house Yeah, if you fuck a girl in my house on my sheets without washing them like my brother did we have a very big problem Steve Steve did that

So what's your final answer for me now? What do you suggest just letting it go? What? Talk to talk to the talk to the parents or just let it go let it go. Let him stay at the house And plus you it is really good for your growing puppy to be as socialized as possible to as many people That's actually to her advantage But if it's someone that you don't know you have the absolute right to be like hey I'm not comfortable with strangers, but like not the parents of though your wife Yeah, your mom can nap here all day every day. She can live with us and that would make me happy Yeah, I know and your mom's the same way and that's I that's how it was it's been done through the fucking ages my friends, right?

Maybe it's cultural what color are they? White ish, maybe Caucasian. Hmm. I Find out that you know I don't want to say a color the white thing, but Oh Shit that scared the fuck out of me The way they did it like I knew what's gonna happen me too, but the way they did it I almost fucking died. I got scared as fuck. Is this the purge?

Oh, yeah, it's the purge. Yes, it's Hi mama, can you tell the audience what's happened just happened? Oh my god, so my sister Renzo Jenna and my mom just got here and scared the shit out of me. Oh my goodness you guys Hey, happy birthday Happy Halloween Oh It's great Anyway, thanks for listening to another episode cool of Tiger Belly. It's Kala's birthday and I'm gonna get the center gifts

Okay, all of you say hi to the camera. Say hi the camera you guys are on camera right there point that camera So Mina your question about your So while Kala is looking at our gifts make sure you follow Tiger Belly on Instagram at the Tiger Belly or on Instagram at Tiger Belly Sorry, and Twitter on the Tiger Belly if you want to email any questions like Mina You can send it to the Tiger Belly at gmail.com also our mailing box storage is one six one North Wilcox 1626 North Wilcox whatever 161 is a sweet. I know what's all with California costumes whatever just fucking look it up. I just fucked it whole thing up I'm terrified as fuck right now. I got scared the shit out of me

So send Kala some packages Don't send me anything my god. Okay. Yeah, don't send her anything was under leather jackets Thousand dollar leather jackets cows the cows no leather jacket, but send her affliction jeans. She loves Affliction jeans with lots of diamonds Oh, that's it. All right. That's it guys. Thank you guys for listening. Bye. Bye. Ciao. Say bye everyone Oh my god, you win this face as Wednesday Adam's like I knew it's happening but I scared the shit out of me Oh

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