TigerBelly - Episode 67: Hey Everybody Hello

Episode Date: November 16, 2016

Bobo is a boba. Khaly cries at a trailer. We talk about primary colors, radical denial, and the Lion's King.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You're listening ad-free on Wondery Plus. Captain, you ready for the captain? Let's go. Five, four, three, two, one. Hey, everybody, everybody, have a good time. Hey, everybody, everybody, hello. Hey, everybody, everybody, have a good time. Hey, everybody, everybody, hello. Welcome to the podcast.

My name is Bobby. We've got Gilbert, Kalilah, and George, and we're brought to you live from the sunny beaches of San Diego at the PB Bar and Grill. Woo-hoo! Everything's great, everything's sunny, and everything's positive. I feel great about this week,

and last week didn't happen. Last podcast didn't happen at all. And this is a new me. And we are white, and we're having fun, and we're on the sunny beaches of San Diego, and we got $2 beer margaritas on sale. Woo-hoo! And today, I want to start off with a new segment.

I like to call learning stuff. Everybody likes to learn stuff. Do they not? Yes. Do they not? Raise your hands if you like to learn stuff. Woo-hoo! And I want to talk to today about colors. Colors. Oh, colors.

You have primary colors, correct? What are those? Yellow? Blue? Red? No. It is Gabriel. That is a primary color. I don't know if you guys know this, but there are offshoots of the colors. They're very specific ones, too.

You've got ones that kind of look gray, called slate gray. That's a nice one, right? That was my old wall color. But I want to focus on the browns today, okay? If you can focus on the brown colors. And my favorite color of the browns is Sandal Brown Brown.

What does that look like? And I'll tell you what it looks like. The color of Kaleila's shit in the toilet last week. This is a fun fact the whole time. She didn't flush the fucking toilet. I go into the bathroom, and I see a piece of shit. It was been a verse so long.

You know how it breaks away? Gabriel? It got hard? No, it broke away, so it was like different floats. It's still soft. It was soft and spreaded. The color diffused outward. It looked like the levee broke. Also, that's my toilet.

Oh, so flush it, bitch. Hey, everybody, everybody, have a good time. Hey, everybody, everybody, hello. Now, listen. Here's another thing. I'm sorry. Here's another thing. I'm trying to be positive this week,

and I'm trying to be a good guy. Like Charlie was a good guy. I want to be a good guy, too. That kind of good guy? No, but even a better guy than that guy. That's a scary kind of good guy. If you're listening, I love you. But I want to be positive, all right?

If you live in my house, I really need you to have a strong core. What do you think? A strong abdominal core? I have that. A core and a strong heart and strength. What happened? Well, last night, I'm sitting next to my lovely lady

and she's watching trailers on the YouTube or whatever, and she sees a trailer for The Beauty and the Beast. And about 30 seconds into the trailer, she starts crying. You don't understand. You don't. Like, you don't...

What was it? I'm giving you an opportunity to sway us, Ted Talk. It's... Oh, my God. It's a sensitive subject for me. I don't know. It just reminded me of my dad. I'm sorry.

There was supposed to be everybody hello sing that song. I watched The Beauty and the Beast trailer and I... The song that Angela Lansbury are doing sings The Beauty and the Beast song

hit me in a way I didn't expect and I started crying for three hours. She cried like it was 9.12. The day after 9.11. I mean, she cried as if it was a national tragedy. I don't know what hit me, how it hit me, why it hit me that way.

It just did and I couldn't stop crying. And I couldn't stop laughing. I laughed. I cackled for a solid 20 minutes and then after my cackling she goes come over here to hug me. I go nope and I left the room because in my house

you need a strong core and you need a strong... guess what? Crying is strong. You can't build a house on sand and my grandfather taught me that. You need a solid foundation. Do you know what sand is made of? Constant, constant pressure from the water, right?

Exactly. My tears are the water. It's not the water. It's the sand in this house. Okay. Maybe in your house. Because your houses where you come from are made out of fucking bamboo. No, they're made out of nipah.

Nipah is a very strong, strong tree. Don't cry over cartoons, bitch, in my house. And that's all I wanted to say. Everybody! Hi! Hi, everybody! Hello! And I know the last week Trump won the election and stuff and you know what I've done this week?

To feel better about myself? I just pretended it didn't happen. So, like, when I hear, oh, Mike Pence, if he was in charge he would electrocute Gaze and I go, no, he's a good guy. I just deny it. It's been working for me.

When they go, Hillary got one million more votes in the popular vote. I go, no, she didn't. Trump won. He's the king. And it's really made my life much better this week. You know, I see him. I've accepted it. Everything's going to be fine.

Everything's going to be fine, George. You're right. For you and me, yeah. For you, all of us. Just for you and me. And let me say something right now. Yes, the Electoral College is relevant and good and pure because I'll tell you why. Can I tell you why?

Because meth addicts in the desert need to vote too and their voice needs to be double. Do you understand what I'm saying? Double the vote. Yeah, because there are people out there that make lamp fixtures for a living out in steel mine companies. And

they need to go to vote and double the vote for them too. You understand? Yes. My California vote, what does that matter? Nothing. Because Hillary won by two and a half million votes in California, which means that I woke up for no fucking reason and voted. I literally woke up.

I put the fucking sticker on my body. I put a punch. I punched it. I read the thing. I didn't want to make a mistake. I read the thing. I go, oh, Hillary Rodham Clinton. I punched that, right? And then I went on to the other, the marijuana one.

And the porn one, that's all I voted on, by the way. Just the porn and marijuana one, right? No condoms. Someone had a really good post one liner. He said Trump supporters aren't racist,

but racism to them isn't a deal breaker. That's a very good point. And it's not. Who cares about minorities? Let's be real. Let's be real. Let's all live in radical denial. That's what I'm doing. Who cares about us?

We're brown. We're shit colored. Well, not you. Your life is actually okay. And so is yours, bitch. Mine is okay too. Are you kidding me? Gabe, yours is okay. But at the same time, it's the white man. They rule. You know, I see what they did.

You should stop saying white people, because you know how many white people are on the streets of Los Angeles protesting? That's true. I'm sorry. I shouldn't say that. And are lying themselves with minorities? You're right. You're right. I'm so sorry. You're right. But I just want to say that it is what it is,

and I've accepted it. And I think that the electoral college is fair. And I think that we should just keep going with our system and everything's fine. And what am I going to do? Nothing. You know what I have? Hope. Yeah.

And I have a free breeze. What's a free breeze? In my heart, when I wake up, there's a hole in my heart. But a breeze flows through it. Oh my God. So sad. I call it a free breeze. That's sad though. No, it's good. It makes me feel alive and alone.

Oh God. Alone and I want to kill myself. Don't smile while you say it. And also, can I just say this? I'm not going to name names. I won't name names, but I know a couple of comics that I'm friends with that are very happy, which you found out through their tweets,

that they're very happy about. Well, they're a little ambiguous in their tweets because they don't want to work again. But I know the lines now and now those people are on my fucking hit list. No, don't be that way. Oh yes. No, but I'm doing with a smile on my face. It's okay if you have a smile.

It's okay if you have a smile on your face and you keep optimistic and positive with the free breeze in your heart. Right? What do you think about what's going on in your other motherland, Korea? I don't give a fuck. What's going on there?

Your female president might be ousted pretty soon. You know what? I really think that they should have a white guy in it. I really do. You know what? I think that every country, Nigeria, we should have a white... Trump should rule the world. No, just Trump.

I think Trump should rule the world. How great would that be? Eventually, George, you can move in into a nice house and stuff and we'll be in fucking steel cages. Why do we go to steel cages? The way you and your libertarian friends want us to be. What the fuck?

I'm doing with a smile. Hey, look at me. Hey, everybody. Hello. Hello. Okay, so this is... I'm positive and I feel good. I'm not going to name the names. The Twitter got people that are comics

that are friends of mine. You look like you're about to. I want to. I'm going to fight it. I'm not going to say, I'm not going to bitch. I love you, I mean, I love you. And I want to say this, too, is that my brother made it safe from tour, so he's back.

And I also want to do a very special call-out and a happy birthday. What's a call-out? A call-out is very different from a call-out. I call it call-out. You say queef, I say pussy fart. I mean, what's the fucking same thing? Shout-out is a positive thing.

To call someone out is a negative thing. It's also positive you have a smile on your face. So look at me. I have a call-out. Everybody. I have a call-out. And my call-out is to my friend, Danny Garcia from Chicago. He's a part of my Destiny new fire team.

Yeah, and it's his birthday. Danny, thank you for getting me the ornaments from the raid. I really appreciate it. You haven't brought me to the lighthouse yet in Destiny. And you have two weeks. Or we're done. So that's that.

I had to sit through that stupid phone call in the car today. Hi, Danny. Hey, Danny, dude, dude, are you almost home, man? Hey, is it okay if my brother joins us on the raid today? And he said, yeah, what's the problem? Why does that hurt?

The way it was like this guy is your master. He's not my master, but let me tell you something right now, okay? If I walk into a a sweatshop, and they said, make me a pair of trousers. I wouldn't know how to use it.

So Danny is the guy that's going to teach me how to make trousers. He's the guy that works there. Still hasn't taken you to the lighthouse. I know. Services not rendered. I get it, baby. Happy birthday, Danny.

And your cousin, Omnicrud. So Danny is just a random Tiger Belly fan. He likes Tiger Belly. He's also from the DVD SA days. And he's had to educate the rest of the fire team because I don't like the way they talk to me. But he's had to educate them

to know that I have some credits. Go to them. Don't talk to me like that. What the fuck you dying for? Don't talk to me like that. Do you feel like you have to be spoken to in a different way because you have a certain

status? No, my career is pretty much at the end. It really is. Smiling with my face. I've been very blessed to have all kinds of jobs in LA. And they have done great things for me.

I feel like it's at the end of it. And thank you so much people for hiring me. And I feel absolutely grateful for it. I do. And I'll tell you what I'm grateful for. Can I tell you? Because we haven't done that in a while.

I'm grateful that my dad had another stroke today. And pneumonia. Say it with a smile on your face. I am. So... Yeah. Don't say that. No, I mean in a positive way.

Just like we're all going to die. We're all going to die one day. Wow, that took a really steep turn. I know. I can't hold this up anymore. I'm at the edge. It's okay to cry. I'm at the edge.

I'm trying to put it together. Everything. I want to persevere through all this. What's going on with you Gabe? We're out at the sunny beaches. San Diego. I'm alive. I live in a Trump world.

How's your girl? We haven't seen her in a while. Why didn't you bring her to the fights? She does events on the weekends. That's how she makes the money. Her cool people. Her cool friends with Steven Soderbergh. Really Scott?

You keep saying Steven Soderbergh. And a lot of people are doing lots of fancy things. Except us babe. I'm happy for you. And last night if you guys have a chance and I like to plug him

my very dear friend Paul Mobley he's a photographer. If you go to Paul Mobleystudios.com you can see some of his work. He's done a lot of people. Alice Cooper, Tom Hanks, a lot of people. And he came to my house and we did some tiger belly photo shoots.

And the one he liked the best was one me and Kalaela were completely naked. Oh. Which I was completely unprepared for. Because I thought that we were probably initially I thought that we were going to go to a studio or some place

that he chose. And I thought Gobi. I swear to f*****g god I'm allowing you to be in the room. I told you not to allow her in here. I gave her a shot. Hey Gobi. Stop. Okay.

You're allowed to be in here or you want to be in the cage. I'm my love. Okay. Steel cage. So go ahead. About Paul. I thought I was going to be clothed and we were probably going to do something in like costume. Yeah. So I didn't know that I had to be naked

and I'm on my period and completely bloated. So I was like frantic. My sister and I were frantically trying to draw abs on me. You drew abs? I was f*****g I was so desperate. I was like what the f*****g am I going to do? I need to get, I was completely naked.

Yeah. And my belly was just poofed out all the way and my sister was like wait, wait a second I have a bronzer. Let's just try and draw you some lines in your belly. We f*****g cheated. Yeah. Got the job done. It didn't work. Oh. Didn't work.

I looked bloated as f*****g. Did you see what I look like? Thank God. I look like Boba. Like I just Yeah. I look so bad. He's like hey man, check this out. Check this out. I would look in the thing

and I would just see a big brown ball. Like I look so bad and I you know what? I think I'm ready for life change. Like a physical? Yeah. You always say that every week. No, no, no. This time it's real. How about this there?

Okay, hold on one second. Instead, okay, right now your whole life your approach to fitness is Trump's approach to politics. You say it but you have no actual agenda. Give me your policy. Give me, delineate for me everything. Give me your agenda.

I'm going to say this right now, okay? You seem to think that I've never worked out before. I don't think that. Let's cut. Hold on. Take it to one again. You took steroids. I know you worked out. I took steroids. I know. I was angry but really.

He was on the gear. I look fucking shredded. For a year. I still have some in the house. Deca? Windstrile? It's HPP or something. No, that's HGA. Just not fucking. That's human growth hormone. That's not anabolic steroids. He got ripped.

Here's what I'm going to do. Here's what I'm going to do is I'm going to I'm going to eat better. So I'm going to take some carbs out of my diet and I'm going to go to my gym, the boxing gym that I used to go to. I'm going to renew my thing. I'm going to go there once a day.

Each day is going to be different. One day I'm going to do purely treadmill because you have to trick your body. Muscle confusion. And then the next day I because you don't understand that many years ago Abby got me a Hollywood trainer. Or you had a personal trainer.

And I spent thousands and thousands of dollars and I met with him every other day in the regal and roll of the gym life. My issue with you and I already know where it fails for you is that the you go so hardcore that it's not a sustainable lifestyle.

You have to go according to something that you feel you can carry out for the rest of your life. So it's like no you shouldn't work out seven days a week and just eat sashimi. Oh you get addicted to working out or eating healthy. No, it's not that. He goes so extreme

Sashimi for years you fuck. No, bitch. You don't remember dude. You don't know I swear to God ask Ike Bernholz because when Matt TV got cancelled I was pretty fat Mm-hmm, and then a couple years later. He hadn't seen me and I had a birthday party at Bukutpeppo my favorite Italian restaurant of a spaghetti factor. Yeah, that's my second favorite And I he saw me he goes dude what the fuck I mean I transformed myself and And then I that was two years of working out and eating really good damn and that's because I used to go I mean I used to do ridiculous things like only eat at Whole Foods So I would just get shishimi and their vegetable rolls. It was all vegetables

And I would drink that coconut naked coconut water, right? And that's it every meal Yeah, but could you live like that for the rest of your life? I'm just saying I'm all or nothing So I'm at a point now where I might be done with destiny. I'm not kidding you I'm you love it. They're good at it. I don't listen to me right now, man. I Hit a bot at the only way I can change anything is if I hit a bottom And it's sad to say but I have to look I have to be able to look in a crystal ball and go Oh my god, my life is gonna go nowhere or this is not gonna end up good for you And then my and then I just forced myself to change

That's I've been that like that with drugs. I've been done that with weight. I've done that with video games I've done it with all kinds of stuff you guys haven't witnessed it because it takes I can I can take a lot of spiritual rape What I mean by that is is that I can I can really hold in a lot of like You know Depression and anger and all that stuff and being beaten down I can I could withstand it, but there comes a breaking point and right now. I'm about to have a breaking point especially with destiny

You know, it's just like It's getting out of hand. I'm not gonna stop. I'm not there yet, but it's calming. What would trigger it? I think a couple of more months of not working on something like Because you know this year I was lucky. I had some things I was doing love. I would do But I don't know if love is gonna be here for me next year. I Don't know a lot of things so You know, those things have to go away for me to motivate to change So then when I change, I'm gonna go to more a meetings. I'm gonna eat better and work better and be better to my lady

Oh, but you know, I have thrown into the mix. I like that, but I have to um, I have to be battered battered To the point where I do it because for me pain and suffering is the biggest motivator So where people go my life isn't working out. I'm depressed. I want to kill myself. I go good sitting on it Because if you don't change You're good. That's it And I know myself. I know I'm gonna change You're like you're like the oh god, this is gonna sound really. I'm sorry BJPen I love yours my favorite fighter of all time, but you're like the BJPen of comedy. Thank you

so full of natural talent but Relies too much on natural talent. You don't actually put pen to paper Yep, and that's where as an objective and as an observer of your life Mm-hmm. That is where I feel that is why I think you haven't gotten to pretty much the foundation of our fights lately as of late Yeah, the last week last week and I'm gonna tell you something right now All right, and I don't care if people hear me because I'm talking Yet, it's a podcast. I know

Gabe I get Gilbert Gilbert. I know yeah Everybody everybody have a good time everybody everybody say hello Oh, I got it a word everybody buddy remix. I forgot I forgot it. Yeah, but I'm gonna tell you guys something that There was a time in my life where I had real deals at networks

and I wrote shows and I contributed to things and I was proactive and I was having meetings and things were on fire and things were great and those things just went away and

I have pitched I have done it When Joe coin I went out and then when I wanted to you know, I've done a bunch of pitches Since I've been dating you they say no And I just get I get battered down And I go and I go, you know what fuck it They don't want me You know and so it's a very sensitive topic. It's not it's for me. It is for you. Okay. Yeah

And so you just think that I don't do anything but I have no, I just don't think you're the hardest working person I never have Hollywood because I'm gonna tell you this right now. Okay? And I'm gonna say this in front of everyone listening right now because this is a podcast like Gilbert said Okay, that I know That it's gonna happen for me I know I'm gonna manifest it I I've always I've always survived

Can I tell you a story? Yeah. No, no, let me just finish what I'm gonna say. Okay All right I know I will survive and I will I know that it's just gonna happen And it's it's least effort like Deepak Chopra has you manifest it go ahead bit But before you go I'm gonna do this Yuck, it was that was a fart guys. That was debris for sure um Manifestation or trying to manifest something is not just sitting there hoping that it falls on your lap

That's like saying I haven't been able to pay my more mortgage for five years But I'm just gonna leave it to the hands of god and I'm gonna pray every day. No, no one's still gonna you're gonna get For closed on like you're gonna lose your home. So can I I'm gonna tell you something? Okay, that the shows that I wanted to get this year I read for yeah, okay I worked on them hard memorized them. I walked through the fear. I signed my name. I walked in there I needed everything I could to get it. Yeah, okay And they say no It's fine. That's the nature of the business

But also there's certain ones that you went in for and they said yes Yeah, and if they Say hey, listen so-and-so wants you to read for them I'm gonna go great Give me the material and I'll go in and do it What I and so my my point is this is is that you know, she okay She wants to make the analogy between me and key and peel

Because key and peel were guys I worked for at mat TV, right? And they're just prolific sketch writers and writers in general I can come up with ideas And I've had ideas. I've put It down I pitched them. I used to go to a Tanaka's house and go. What about this? What about this? They go no, no, no, right? I went to Jerry Lemme Lim's company. I go. What about this idea? They say no

You know it gets to a point where you go. Oh They don't see me as a creative guy So then it by it bats me down and then I um I get like distraught and Hopeless almost in that area and then like I'll just read for things Okay So what you get angry at me because I want you to keep fighting the good fight

I want you to never take that no And let it hurt you or allow you to crumble. I want you to say, okay, you know what I I'm done reading for you I'm gonna read my own. I'm gonna write my own. I'm gonna read my own I'm going to work with people that I know can do it. I know because I'm playing destiny Oh That's what it that's what it comes out. That's what it is. I I already told you I fucking already told you I know that I'm addicted to destiny And I'm at a point where I'm gonna either I'm gonna it's it

I'm gonna play it and then until I to get to the point where I get So depressed that I'm gonna change and then I'm gonna do it And that's I'm just telling you that's why I said all the things I said before Is because I'm motivated by pain and suffering. I'm not motivated by When good things happened and this has been my best year in so long It's just this I've been so consumed with destiny and if somebody would just take me to the lighthouse If you go to the lighthouse, you're done. No, I'll go to the lighthouse two or three times Oh, see how it sounds like popcorn as far as popcorn because I have a tight butthole and I told you that last time

It's good. Thank you. But I you know, I'm done talking about my You know, I mean my career or you know, I don't want people want to listen to that People don't want to hear it and I get it And it's my life and I talk the way do and kind of just say this right now That I was just at the comedy store and this young ethnic lady walked up to me and she said I'm a big tiger family fan She gave me a hug. She goes, I'm going to go see your brother. I'm from Minnesota. I'm going to go see your brother show Tomorrow night, you know, and I'm just a big fan of your guys is all the deal And I know that there's a lot of people listening that are like that and and the truth be told

The truth be told this Is the thing Because I'll tell you why can I tell you why George? Do you want to listen to me? Okay Is years ago I was I ran into Marilyn rice cub who I love I've met her husband. I love her kid. She was on 24. She was on the tv show 24 I'm a big fan of the 24 shows And um, she's just I just she's just intrinsically likable

I see her we coug and whatnot. Okay, but I saw her at comedy clubs a lot when she was at the tail end of her We're working on 24 and I go why the fuck are you doing comedy? You know, I mean like you're on a show She I know but I want to create, you know A franchise with my name You know, I want my name to be the thing, right? And I believe that this thing right here I can look because I'll be honest with you. I wasn't keeping up with the Joneses. No one's ever said I loved you in that movie

My my dad Thank you. I really loved you. You know, I mean a couple of people said I loved you on Zorn Zorn that was a good episode, right or whatever, but This is where most people go I'm here because of this Right. So at the end of the day This is it Like the stroke song album

This is it right and Maybe for me I'm looking at all these different directions going. Where's my life going and I just put my listen. I'll be honest with you Last night when I was doing the photoshoot with kalilah I was looking at her and I saw how paul was looking at her the photographer And he was like ooh la la, you know, and they were like you say it out loud I hope no, he's like no because he's kept saying this is this this photo is amazing because look at how beautiful she is

Look at how you look like shit tapioca. No, she's he would he would say that a couple times. I said it. Yeah, like you look terrible And I go you don't belong with her And I go with my fake abs. You know, I go. Yeah, I don't belong with her and yet I am with her and I have this podcast and I tour and I have A great agency behind me. I have everything already So i'm gonna keep playing destiny

I just can't do that realization. It's a full fucking circle. Fuck it. This was not i'm not gonna lose weight I'm gonna be fat. No, no. Yeah, and i'm gonna die like this. This is the best. Sweetie. Yeah, no This was not productive contemplation. I'm a republican now too. I love this circle It's a circle circle of life. Just like the movie you cried over last night That's beauty and the same fucking movie. And can I just say something right now? She goes the beauty of bees. I go, who's playing the lion? And she goes, who's playing the beast? That's a that's a lion. Why he says it's not a lion. It's like a horn. Like it looks more like a

A fucking goat than it does a lion. I've never seen beauty in the beast, right? But this is all I swear to god. I've never seen it And in fact, I want to tell people right now. All right, when I dated jasmine trojant Who's I dated her for like six months, right? She goes, let's go see this new play And I went and it was called the lion's king right lion's lion's king lion's king lion king Whatever jesus the lion's king. Love that. Am I saying it right? Please keep saying that. So I go I go And I go there was they came up from behind me

Like people in costume. Yeah, I know that part. Yeah, right and I was going this is great I go they should make this into a movie And then she goes she goes it is a fucking movie So I don't know anything about it, but I know that beauty and the beasts are Is a movie cartoon, right? But I already know what it's about without even seeing it. It's princess. Is there a princess? But no, no, it's not whatever a lady. There's a girl. There's a girl. Bookworm named bell. All right, and I don't I don't see if he gets it. Let me see if I get it, right?

and she She falls in love with a beast a lion Right, and then they love so hard that he turns back into a human And my god, do I have the gist right? You have the ending, right? Here's the gist, right? So why the fuck do I need to fucking see it because she was initially She was a man. She was a prisoner and she gave him a fuck, bro Initially, her father was a prison Maurice crazy old Maurice. You don't even know you don't know

No, no, no, no Ain't no fucking Maurice motherfucker. You don't know chip. You don't know Cogsworth. I want more fucking always be money, bitch Lumiere. Lumiere, man. That's my cousin Lumiere. What's up? It's a candle to your cousin. Yeah, raise the roof I feel great. She do you know urban bob. I did it again urban bob. He talks. He talks disney now. Listen, okay You you saw that movie as a kid with your papa and I know that you miss your papa And it makes it breaks my heart that he passed it does I've always wanted to meet him You know what he is like to me. He's her dad is that guy from the poor quarry of a the beverage whiskey. Oh, uh No, thank you. That guy

Yeah, like a world traveler and stuff like that and I feel bad that um, he's gone and um And I guess I do feel apologized to you for not hugging you last night because that was a personal thing She was really crying and I did laugh in her face and um I just feel real a little bit terrible about it, you know and um You know what? It doesn't matter Because we have each other

These full circles. Yeah. Yeah. We have each other. We have each other Kiss kiss You know kiss kiss and um, you're right. I'm gonna get more proactive after destiny is done And you know what this this this this this this this um podcast You know is um, I don't want to edit it I just wanted to say what I want to say and and I just I'm so glad and grateful I was talking to Ari Shafir tonight and he wants to do it too. He's gonna do it soon. Cool. Put that down your little notebook Georgie, but um Shafir wants to do it and um, I know my friend Duncan Trussell has one

and people have told me to do this for a very long time and I believe in Destiny and I believe not the game but in real destiny and I believe that Kalayla and I met for a reason And I know this for a fact that if I hadn't met Kalayla, I would never do a podcast Because she's the one that got the equipment. She's the one that got george involved and you involved And this is all a part of the the grand scheme of things Okay, so how do you guys feel? So far feel good. I wanted you to say about your career's ending. What about the uh, your special? That's I'm gonna do one. Yeah. Yes, but not enough about me. How are you doing? I'm doing good

I uh, uh, I'm in the CBS showcase. That's wonderful. Yeah So you I'm the very like you when you were younger very early on in my career. Good things happen Gilbert, I want to say this right now. I don't make fun of you and I know I pretend I don't know your name in public You know, I call you ghillie and gabriel glace. Yes at one point the glaces at some points And but I want to say this you would not be here If you didn't have it, thank you I was mad about you for not going through the your mad tv audition with me You could have got it if you just would have just done it with me, but that's fine. I let it go

But you you have the talent you have the charisma and I'm so I'm really angry at my niece. Why I need you guys's help. Why does she do? Oh Okay, so I have a niece in the Philippines and I you know, my sister and I pay for her private schooling We can't because I think that she just make up a name. Just her full name. Um Yeah Yeah

That's actually my real cousin's name. It's a boy. That's a name. Yeah, why would you choose that? No, his his his real name is jr Yeah, koro koto oh man, that's a bad but his real name is jr jr calm jr. No koro koto is this nickname Anyways, no my other I have a niece my sister and I pay for her schooling her private schooling And it was her birthday last week and you know, we both give her money on her birthday. We sent it over And this is the second year in a row that she's forgotten to say thank you And she's 15 now and I feel like I want to fucking

Just I I she's a cell, you know, you think you hit that selfish stage when you're a teenager Your friends are everything and your parents are nothing But I never even in in in the thick of feeling that way when I was a teenager I never forgot to say thank you and I just feel so betrayed by her and I want to tell her like Like where the fuck are your manners? Do you know how big 150 dollars is when you're a 15 year old in the philippines? That's a lot of money. I never got money when I was a teenager. Yeah ever And it's been a week and no, thank you how are her parents?

It's okay. What we're gonna do about it. I'm just so upset. I don't know if I should yell at her and text her I just bit of jewels like no we cut her off I mean, I don't want to no we cut her off. No, I would never cut off her schooling. Are you kidding me? That's private school. I would never do that My sister and I are responsible for that. I then don't complain if she hasn't said thank you No, I this was a Money for for her birthday. This wasn't money for school. This was just a gift Oh, well then stop. How about this? Will you pay for school? Yeah, but no more gifts. That's good. I think so

Yeah, yeah, we're she's done with gifts. You hear me? How were you how were you guys raised where you would did your parents always force you to write? Thank you cards or no, you see here's here's Okay, I'm this I'm glad you said that because here's the division That I find with kalilah. Okay Is is that I know that I have to remember her birthday I have Like literally I have to remember it. Yeah, I have to remember when christmas is all right

I still don't know what my parents birthday is. They don't know what my birthday is They don't know what steve's birthday steve is the only one that kind of cares my brother So they hate dad. It's my birthday next week. Can I get in here? You know or whatever your brother never forgets my birthday. I know he's always the first one. He's the only one that gave Of gave a fuck in my house. All right So when your birthday came up, you know, you were like remember that one night we're late Then you go when's my birthday? I got november 4th Right

And then three days and then what a week later. I remember november 1st. I went on your facebook You went on your girlfriend's facebook I looked at her info info. That's all i go November 1st, right? And then I didn't really get her anything this I feel bad about it, but um But my point is is that you have to understand the way I was with my parents my parents Would give me if I hate my birthday How much do you want? I go $300. Okay, and you give me cash and I go buy whatever I want to me I never opened it. My parents never wrapped anything

So now that I date somebody, you know, I mean that believes in it It's just it's it's difficult. I'm trying to figure it out And I want to learn to do it. Yeah, but if I give you something you you always say thank you That's the point of the story because I saw it in a movie. Thank you. Like I remember I saw it in a movie Somebody gave somebody a gift and they said thank you and I go this phrase. Yeah, thank you. What would you do? Just say wait to the girl. Yeah, just don't give her anything from now on But then you know, I love her and I always want her to or just bring it up Yeah, I'm just gonna have a talk with her mom. Just be like dude. Do you need to just uh a manners?

Yeah, remind her that thank yous are everything. Thank yous are Are a fucking currency in this world, you know, it goes a very very long way I know and also I anyone listening. We're trying to find um, what do you call it ads? What do you call it sponsors? And I believe in sponsorship, but I want to I want to just promote certain products. I like Hopefully they'll break down and sponsor us Okay, but a lot of the products we like don't go through that's fine a podcast advertising If you guys are ever top can't sleep Dream water. They don't pay us yet. Wait. Hold your horses. I don't care. It's free. I'm giving them free advertisement right now

See the power and you know because you know why the powder which I ran out of We're gonna get me more You put water or no, it says you could drink it eat it with just to eat the powder part And I do it and it puts me right out. Holy shit. It's the best And I always I used to take 20 25 volume Oh What yeah a week like just wait when you were a drug addict. Yeah. Okay. Thank god I used to just do it like five times a day and give a fuck right?

It would I would jog but valium is an angiolidic. It's not gonna. I know what I know. It's an angel Yeah, we got it. I know it's an angel. Oh jajani. It's not going to necessarily Not necessarily going to do that. I know that I'm signed with enough you will actually here's another one I want to promote that fucking food. I had today raffies. What's it called dune dune you promoted the wrong place I'm sorry. Don't go to the other place. Don't go to raffies. It sucks It's dune and hot water village. Oh my god is the best fucking euro sandwich. I've ever had and they have falafel sandwiches So fresh so shut the fuck up dog In korea, we would trade you for meat. We trade. I mean money. I love you guys have an actual dog

I know I don't want to talk about it. You guys eat dog just as much as the chinese What are we doing with time? I'll be behind it very 42 We're like 10 more minutes. We got a long ways to go man. Oh god. I'm so sorry Did you guys see that episode? Do you guys watch catfish? Can you stop for a second the old episode? Can you stop for a second? Yeah, stop. Yeah, stop Take that off it makes it looks it seemed like I'm it seems like it makes it feel can you take this part out? Yeah, it's put it down people like it. Like you do it every episode. Yeah, but Take what part now we have to keep it if I know no no no if I say no because if I say

Are we done and I then it seems like I don't know Then it seems like I don't know how to add information But I have other things to talk about But I should have said that because not people are going. Oh, he doesn't have anything else in this cannon Oh, you know what I mean? Yeah, so are you gonna take it out or no? Well, we were still rolling but if you want me to take it out take it out. I don't think it's a big deal Yeah, but it's become the tradition for you to ask the time. Yeah, wait. Wait. Let me ask you something right now I have asked you to take things out and you haven't taken it out. No

No, we take the things that I they like when I say the n-word you take it out, right? You haven't said the n-word ever. I've never said it. I mean never but if you did I would take it off If I never say the n-word, I'll never say it Yeah I'll never say the n-word, but I'll never say I've never seen anything about Hispanics in a negative way that I told you to cut out No, no, because you've never said it. I've never said being one. No No, except for the song we did which people loved which one what song Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh

Beener that one. That was a big hit. Oh It's a classic. It's a classic tiger. It's a classic tiger Bella. Diddy. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm asking you to cut this out because it Makes it feel fucking dog. I swear to God. Can you put her in the steel cage? Can you do it babe? Because I'm not good with it. George, you do it. You don't have even have a mic. Fuck Also, what are you writing down in your fucking book? It's so distracting. I love it It's so distracting. Yeah. Oh, are we rolling? Yeah, we are rolling still rolling, but um I because you're gonna cut this part out. I'm gonna say the n-word like 10 times in a row right now. No, no, no, don't don't don't I'm totally kidding. I was ready. I was ready. So yeah

I um I just um Where you get the dog out Can you get the dog out? So close the door when you're out close the door. Is he smiling like that? Yeah, close the door. What the fuck is he writing in his book? And why is he smiling? What if it's ways to plot to like kill us or stop the podcast? Let's read his journal. He's gonna burn this place down. No, I don't know. No, I don't think. The truth be told, I don't know how to feel. He's brought, he wore a hunter's jacket in here. I know.

Hey George. Hey George. Hey man. Anyways, I I wanted I was gonna ask you if you guys saw that episode or if you guys watch Catfish at all. The old episodes. I saw the movie. I like the movie. Did you see that guy from from England who got Catfish by who he thought was Katy Perry? You're dumb if you think Katy Perry's talking to you anyway. For like years for like four years or something like that. What happened? I'm not kidding you. He thought this whole time and he bought a ring. He got a ring made from like his old grandma's ring and he put another rock in there because he thought he was going to propose to Katy Perry. And it turns out it was like some 19 year old also a hot chick though. Just a little, you know, she just did it basically to just be a mean girl. Oh, so she didn't even want to like fuck him or anything?

No, no. Wait, no, it was the girl from England who it was the girl was from England. The guy was from some small town like West Virginia or something like that. Damn, what happened when she visited him when they brought the Catfish over to him? I think that she was aware of the show and I think that her intentions were to be on the show. So I think this was all sort of a fabricated thing on her end because even when you look at her Twitter, she has no remorse. She was like, haha. But did he cry? I mean, yeah, he really, I think this guy really believed. He's simple. There's something a little delayed about him and that's where I found it to be sad. It's like, people don't really believe in him. It's sad. It's like, people were making fun of him saying, oh, what a fucking dumbass. Like he deserved it if he's that dumb to believe it's Katy Perry. But I think he's a little bit slow. Oh, and so that's where I kind of felt that. It's, you know, these scams, right? It's like, if you fall for a scam, you deserve it. No, but not everyone's on the same. No, I'll tell you why. Intellectual acumen. I told you about what happened to me in San Diego where I got scammed, right?

I don't know. Never told you about that story. No. All right. So, um, I, so I get awoken, you know, at like 1pm by my landlord. And Landlord goes, hey, there's a guy outside and I go outside and there's a hippie there, like an older hippie. He's probably in his late 40s, blonde hair. He has like no shoes on, but he looks like he just surfed. Hey, he goes, hey, man, I'm Billy. I go, what's up? He goes, I know Jay Schweikert. I go, oh, cool. And Jay Schweikert was a guy from La Jolla that was my manager at the coffee shop that I used to work at. Got called Brockton Villa, not Brockton Villa Panic. And I go, oh, cool. And he goes, hey, dude, I'm a photographer for Surfer Magazine. What a generic magazine. Surfer magazine. Oh, cool, dude. Yeah, dude. So I was in bar, dude, and it was fucking crazy, dude. And then he goes, I parked my car next to, um, he knew my neighbor's name. I forgot the neighbor's name, the hell. And I was hanging out and they towed my car and I have 10 grand in cash and some weed in there.

Right? I go, okay. He said, all I need, dude, is if you, if you got a little bit of money to, you know, bail my car out, right? And then I'll give you like double that and some weed. So I go, that sounds like a great deal. I have nothing to lose. Yeah, nothing to lose. So I'm not kidding you, dude. I had like $200 in my account is that all I had, all the money that I had. And I gave it to him. What an idiot. No, I'm not done. Now we're in the car. How old were you? 22. And now we're driving downtown, right? To this fucking, which I should have known because there was a car lot place in PB that was closer to La Jolla, but he wanted me to go to downtown. It's like downtown. So we're driving downtown and we're on the freeway. And he goes, hey, pull over here to the side, right? So we pull up and there was an apartment complex, right?

And he goes, Hey, dude, my sister lives here. I'll be right back. So he runs through this complex to the gate and I literally sat in my fucking truck for like 30 minutes. And then as time went on, I'm like, I think I took my $200, right? And I walked into this complex and the back gate was open. He ran away. And so now I'm going, what the fuck? I just got scammed. So I went to Jay Schweiker because he was working at the Panic Inn and I drove right to the coffee shop and I go, this guy, you know, and he told him, I told him what happened. He goes, that happened to me. So same guy.

So he gets people's names. Right. So he picks up mail and, you know, and can I say something right now? That's my bad. Right. I got scammed. I fell for that old scam. That's me. I'm not pointing fingers at anybody. I'm the idiot. Well, you're right because if you've never, like now we're at an age where we're very much aware that scams happen very often. We have the internet to kind of warn us, right? But I got catfished hard on my space. By Tom?

Hard. And I mean, I fell in love. Hardcore. What happened? I randomly, I got a message from a very, very studly looking Australian man. And he said, Hey, I'm a friend of Natalie's who was a friend of mine who also lived in Australia that I grew up with a childhood friend. And she vouched for him. She's like, Yeah, I've met him before. Right. So I was like, Oh, cool. This person's real. So I built this like online relationship with him. He would send me packages in the mail. He would like, we would just, you know, we would make each other like playlists, like songs.

And he was just, please tell me it was a black lady. Please tell me. No, I started to suspect actually that either he was Indonesian or Indian. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It just wasn't because he would see me like we would do video chat, but it was always me just doing the video chat. And he would always be like, Well, but it was, I was what, like 19 or 20 years old or something like that. Yeah. I don't fucking know.

It's just like the age of my space when you're just figuring out that people, and he would write me poems and, and maybe he would also send me packages. So I think that this guy legitimately had a lot of money because at that time we were long distance was very expensive. So it was an Australian guy for sure. Oh, he was Indonesian, Indonesian, right? So the photo in the my space wasn't who actually, how do you know that wasn't him? Okay, another thing, he would send me pictures of his friend, Sarah, right? And I would go visit the, but then I found a sort of sea list celebrity in Australia that matched her picture who had a completely separate account and her name wasn't Sarah.

So I started to do my own investigative work. This was fun. Yeah. And then finally, when it hit me that I was being catfished, I didn't answer the phone. This dude called me like over a hundred times in a row. Like he knew, but that's another thing too. Like it was a weird catfish because he sent me money. Damn, you had like a sugar daddy basically. Yeah, I think it was probably some like, how much does he send you?

I mean, not like for my birthday, he would send me like a dozen roses. Oh my God. But he had a very thick, he was for sure Australian because he had a thick Australian accent. And the weirdest part was one time because he would always be the one calling me because I had no money to call long distance. So you know, he had some type of money, right? Yeah. But I one time called him and I don't think my caller ID registered on his phone and he picked up and there were a kid's crying in the background. So I think that he was a family man.

And as soon as he heard my voice, I was like, Hey, it's me. Like what's up? What are you doing? He like hung up on me. And but I heard a woman and I heard children. Let me ask you this. Did you you have the because you know when I met her, her little thing on Tinder said wonderlusting. I just not what it's my Tinder said. My Tinder said nothing. Yeah, but wonderlusting.

That's why did I ask you what wonderlusting is then? Because I texted you like he's like, why do you why do you keep traveling? Because I had traveled all year and I said, I'm a wonderluster. Yeah. Okay. So it's sitting on your fucking thing. It's sitting on your Tinder thing, by the way. 100% dead.

Okay. And she look at her look at her face right now. So she like she would, you know, she, she dated that Australian Bane. Bane. She liked that soccer player from Spain. You know, what was that faggot's name? What's his name? Yeah.

I got to think of it. Well, it's on a blog. It's a picture. Yeah, whatever. She had these fantasies of like these foreign men from different countries and stuff. But you know what you ended up with, lady? A midget fat dude. From America.

From America. San Diego. Yeah. From San Diego. Yeah. And speaking of scams though, like I still get these fucking. Oh, everyone gets those. Do you give up?

No, watch it though. Why? Why? Why? Why? Nigerian Prince. No, this is right here. It says Bobby SPP city.

Yeah. What the fuck is this? Those girls. Yeah. They don't respond. They don't respond. They don't respond. I didn't respond.

I didn't respond. I didn't respond. Oh. But I get this all the time. What does this look like? I think everybody gets that. They're just people who are like fishing for information or like trying to scam. You like on Craigslist, there are so many when you try to look for apartments.

Well, that thing is, yeah. If you're somebody that takes advantage of people in that way, I'm going to say something right now. It's not going to be good for you at the end. I really believe at the end of your life, something disastrous is going to happen because it's dishonest and you don't take advantage of retards. You know what? But also they say there's a theory that only sociopathic people become the most successful.

So maybe sometimes bad people make the most money or good things happen to bad people. That's a reality on this earth. I know no one wants to believe that because they want to believe that good prevails. But trust me when I say that great things happen to really bad people. Yeah, but also those people that we think are bad could be good. Wait, what? You know, because I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why.

All right. You know, who's the guy that directed Avatar? James Cameron. James Cameron. Okay. So I know somebody, right, that works with him and I was asked, I saw this person at the movie store. I don't want to name who that person is and I go, well, I heard, you know, because I would

read some things like he's an egomaniac or crazy and she goes, no, he literally is the most generous kindest man I've ever worked for, like in the most sincere way. And I go and then the same thing happened to when I worked with Billy Kristoff. I'm just saying, well, I'm not show comedian, right? I remember people saying to me, he's going to be a fucking nightmare. Like you would read stories of him spitting on fans or whatever Billy Kristoff. Yeah. Like somebody's, yeah, somebody told me, yeah, I already spits people and spits on people

in the face. Jesus. So I went there, you know what I mean? And then I see Billy Kristoff and I had my hands prepared to go over my spit for spit. Yeah. So they wouldn't spit in my face because I would, I want to attack the man, you know, he's a legend, you know. So he hugged me because, hey, man, it's really good to work with you, buddy.

You know, I heard great things and I'm going to suck this guy's dick right now. I'm going to sit on you. Yeah. So my point is, is that a lot of these stories where people think that are like monsters and this and that, what if the Koch brothers are nice guys? What if, you know, I was talking, what if Trump is just a great guy? We don't even know. You know how I've gotten through this, this week, this very, very polarizing week is that

I, lately I've been trying to imagine Trump getting into his little pajamas at night and his little sleepy hat and I, all of a sudden feel like I want that, that America is going to be okay. Like I feel comforted by that thought of him and his little like sleeping wear. Yeah. Like I, it's so humanizing and it's so neutralizing and it's so like universally like cute when you picture people going to bed. Yeah.

You know, and it's like, people are like, Oh no, what, you know, everyone takes a shit. It's like, no, everyone goes to bed. Everybody does their little like cuddle in like this and so does Trump. Yeah. I have the same dream, but it's a little different. What does he do in your dream? Well, I'm a spray tanner. So what happens is he gets naked.

I'm a professional spray tanner. You have a company. I have a company, right? And he hires me because I'm like the best, right? So he gets completely naked, right? And I have the machine, right? And the little spray thing. I go, okay, um, president Trump, close your eyes and I spray his face, right?

And I do his body, his breasts area, his dick area. I don't know why I would want to do the dick because he has pants on, but anyway, I still do the dick part because I'm a professional, right? And I go, turn around and I spray his ass cheeks and all of a sudden I look and you could see his butthole is like bumpy and red. Okay. This hear me out. This is my fucking dream, right?

And then I look at it and there's a little claw that sticks out of it. Of his butthole? Yes. It looks like a dinosaur claw, right? Oh, okay. Right? And then all of a sudden it opens up, right? And there's the hands with scales on it, right?

And it's red though. The hands are red too. Greenish red. Like devil hands. Like devil hands. And it opens up and I get sucked into his butthole and then I end up right in a pit of fiery hell where I'm getting fiery black dicks are coming in my butt and I'm getting raped for eternity.

So that's. That's a nightmare. Yeah. But that's. That's not a good thought to have. Anyway. Are we at an hour yet or no? We are.

Thank you. Unhelpful advice with Bobby and Kalaila. Dear Tiger Belly, I think Bobby and Kalaila might have a hard time with this question since they are both very close with their respective siblings. My name is Vince and my brother and I are both in our mid 30s. He lives in Missouri and I live in California. The issue is that my bro has not come down to visit me since 2009. My parents and I are the ones who always have to make the trip to him.

He makes plans to come down with his family but then cancels. I'm contemplating on only going out there every other year or not go there until he starts coming to me. What do you suggest? So I guess he wants a close relationship with his brother. But he's doing all the work. The work. Yeah.

Is your brother financially able to, you know, travel to is in Minnesota? Yeah. Missouri and California. Oh, Missouri and California. I mean, if he's financially able to and he's just not doing it, I probably know the reason why. Why? Because the brother's in California, right?

Yeah. Californians are, they live very, very cushy, lazy lives. And when we think about traveling to another state, we just, we, we sort of a kind of elitist in that way. We're like, no, everyone comes to California. This is where you need to be. So we think that everyone has to make the trip out here. And I understand that I know some people who are like that and sometimes I'm a little bit

like that. It doesn't come from a bad place other than, why do I have to go there? You can come here. It's so much better here, but it isn't, you know, it's, yeah, but even if my brother lived in Omaha, right, I'd be like, you know what, I'm going to go to Omaha because they have cattle, probably great steaks, right? And I, you know, when I go, like, I'm going to tell you a story. I was in El Paso, Texas with Carlos Mencia when I was young.

I was opening for him and he goes, Hey, I'm April. I know this guy. That's barbecue restaurant, but they're, they're not open now, but they're opening for us. I go, okay. So we go to this like white, look like a house, but it was definitely a restaurant that had an awning. We walked in and the first thing that came out was this loaf of bread, but you could

see the steam coming off of it. It just come out of the oven, right? And when you cut it, right? It just so soft and just the best, put the butter, the little chive and it was the best bread I've ever had. And I go, I'll never get a bread like this in LA, right? So I would probably visit my brother anywhere because I love him. Yeah.

You're right. I'm having a little bit of trouble answering this question because I don't care. Can I just say this before your feet are so fucking dirty right now. They're sweaty. No, look at your feet right now, baby. They're sweaty. They're sweaty and dirty sweaty because when they're sweaty, they pick up dirt from the carpet.

It's fucking crazy. Jesus, that was a scratch. Says somebody who hasn't washed their jeans in six years. I know. My feet are in prestige. Dude, don't visit your brother. The advice is don't visit your brother. Yeah.

Let him rock. Let him rock. Fuck your brother. No. That's bullshit. Shut up, George. He should. He should absolutely see you no matter where you are.

If my sister was in some fucking like scientific mission in Antarctica, I'd go visit her there. This is the weirdest podcast I've done. No, it isn't. It's fine. No, I feel great about it. I think it's the best there for me is the best because I just kind of think about what happened and it was just like all over the place. I want to ask you about those suspenders you're wearing.

You're wearing some rainbow suspenders. It's a new look. What's what's going on with it? Well, if you need to know, I can answer and the answer is this. I like a new band and I saw a photo of the band and I go, oh, that looks cool on him. So I'm going to call the lemon twigs. Very good band. The lemon twigs.

Their brothers. Their brothers. And I saw him wearing suspenders and I'm like, oh, cool. Is he a trans? What? One of the brothers? No, he's just goofy. Are they twins?

No. They're not twins. They're either, I think he might be trans. They sound like a little glammy, a little bowie-esque, but also very like yellow a little bit, but also kiddish. They're very cute boys. They're very cute boys. Very good style.

Yeah. But yeah, and then I put it on and I look like a molesting person. A molesting person. Yeah, yeah. But it was this photo that I go, oh, this one right here. Yeah. Oh, you're right. Suspenders with pins.

Yeah, yeah, with pins. Yeah. So I try to do the same thing, but it doesn't look the same. Well, different body types, too. Everybody have fun. Everybody have fun. What was the song called? Everybody, everybody.

Everybody. Oh yeah, something, something. Hello. Hello. Hello to you all. And goodbye to you all. And I have to plug my dates. I'm going to be at the ice house this weekend in Pasadena.

Friday and Saturday. Friday and Saturday. And if for some reason you don't see me ever again or hear from me ever again, I love you all, but I'll be in the great escape of the Northern Plains of my mind, brought to you by the sunny beaches of San Diego. Thanks for listening to Tiger Belly. We're here at the PB Bar and Grill, and we wish you a very good voyage into the unknown. Wow.

That was like an episode of the Twilight Zone. You can follow us at Tiger Belly on Instagram and on Twitter at the Tiger Belly and then emails at that Tiger Belly at gmail.com. Anything else, Kyla? Steve, you want to come? I'm going to go eat with Steve. Am I invited? Yeah.

You want to come? Perhaps. But can we go soon? Yes. Okay. Anything else, Kyla? Let me repeat that Bobby will be at the Pasadena Ice House this Friday and Saturday. One show on Friday, two shows on Saturday, and December, I think it's the second weekend

of December, you're going to be at San Diego, no, American Comedy Company in San Diego. One of my favorites. Right. If you go to bobbyleelive.com, I recently just uploaded his tour dates on there for the upcoming year, so check that out. That's all I have on my end. Any announcements? George, Kimmel?

Yeah, go to the Reddit, it's growing. There's a good question named Bobby's special, some fun answers there, and what else is happening? Oh, some fun gifts on the subreddit. Oh, we have gifts. Yeah. How do I get all of those on my phone? Go to the Giffy page and download them.

Oh, so I can go on Giffy and then search Tiger Belly? No, it's not searchable. I need to chat with my buddies at Giffy. Okay. But if you go to the subreddit and you look up the GIFs thing in Magigama, you can find the page that has them all on. Okay. There's some good ones there.

I want to use the Bobby. Yeah. Bye, guys. Bye. Thanks for listening and we'll see you next week. Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Belly ad-free on Amazon Music. Download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen ad-free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts.

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