TigerBelly - Episode 72 Part 1: Emperor Error

Episode Date: December 21, 2016

Bobo loves Sonicbox. Khaly is Stanley in the night. Gilb has thyroid eyes. George is Brad, allegedly. We talk YouTube talent, shitty Christmas gifts, and an illegal soap business.   Reco...rded December 16, 2016 Music by Bobby Lee Instagram: @tigerbelly Twitter: @thetigerbelly YouTube.com/tigerbelly Facebook: thetigerbelly www.thetigerbelly.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You're listening ad-free on Wondery Plus. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Everybody was a kung fu fighting. Whenever I hear that song, I have no idea what the fuck it means. Like, what was it like? He went to Japan or something? Or China? It was a black man, correct?
Starting point is 00:00:48 I don't know. Oh. Yeah. But I like the song. I just don't like the Asian thing that happens there. Another song that's like that is, I think I'm turning Japanese. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:00:59 Is that jerking off? Is that jerking off, right? I really think so. Right. That's what the joke, you know that song, George? Like this, right? When he's coming? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:07 I think that's what it means. Yeah. Anyway, welcome to Tiger Belly. Oh. Oh, hi. Hi. Welcome to Tiger Belly. Hello.
Starting point is 00:01:15 And we got the gang here. The crew. We've got Gilbert, Kaleila, George, and myself. Captain. Emperor. Oh. Yeah, I've changed it. Error for short.
Starting point is 00:01:26 Error. Error. Error, Bobby. Yeah, I'm Error Bobby. And if you ever call me Captain again, you have another thing coming. Fuck. All right.
Starting point is 00:01:35 Now, last week's podcast was interesting. We had Margaret on. And it got a little online play. Did it not? Did it? It did. I think it did. The story was on Vulture.
Starting point is 00:01:47 Online. And a fair online complex online. Jezebel online. USA Today. Yahoo Finance. Which is huge. Huge. And Tilda Swinton released her emails.
Starting point is 00:02:01 She came with the receipts. With the receipts. And I woke up a little worried that Margaret was like maybe. Angry with you? Yeah, maybe. I don't know. But I texted her and she was fine with it. And yeah, I mean, I have mixed feelings about it because you never think that people
Starting point is 00:02:19 are going to ever talk about something that you do in terms of the podcast. That's the problem, right? So here's my fear is it's not a fear as much as maybe I was a little bit out of touch because there is a safety in recording in our bed in a second bedroom. Always just the four of us, maybe a fifth person. And you never think it's going to fall into the ears of the mainstream because this is such a safe little like safe dungeon of ours. It's like a secret club almost.
Starting point is 00:02:49 And then so when it makes when it starts to trend or something, you know, it it made it. I think I panicked a little bit like, yeah, yeah. My panic was more like I was going to get thrown out of Hollywood because I mean, I want to get this straight that it's not till this one's fault, right, that she was in Dr. Strange. I mean, it wasn't her decision, right? They made a decision. The producers in the studio or whatever, you know, people involved in the film, they have every right to make a decision like that's their movie.
Starting point is 00:03:19 They asked Tilda Swinton to play this character. She signed on because it's got a great cast and it's a Marvel movie, right? Obviously, anybody would do that, right? So it's not her fault. And I personally, I love her in movies, man. I mean, even ones that people don't even talk about, like I liked her in Constantine. I liked her in Burn After Reading. Do you remember that?
Starting point is 00:03:42 Yeah. Right. Yeah. You know, under rated, rated Coen Brothers movie, I really think. I think Brad Pitt was so funny in that movie. But yeah, I mean, it has nothing to do with her talent. It was just, you know, it's something that, you know, happened. That's the truth.
Starting point is 00:04:01 That was Margaret's experience. That's the Asian experience in Hollywood. And I don't think you should shy away from the truth. Right. But like last week, I talked about how Stephen Park, not Yoon, but Stephen Park did a mission statement and then he had to move. So you think you have to move? Well, you know, I was, no, but I woke up today going, should I move?
Starting point is 00:04:20 Bobby's a leaky. Yeah. But I'm really not working anyway. So yeah, I'm already out. So that's my opinion about that. Yeah. But I just find it to be interesting, but I have no really hard feelings toward really those kind of decisions.
Starting point is 00:04:38 I guess I kind of see it in their way, but still wrong. But Margaret's also a comedian. When she tells a story, there has to be, you know, it was just a really funny, interesting story. And that's her take on it. And I don't think it's about being a writer wrong. It's just her account of things and how she received it. And I don't think there's anything to be discussed.
Starting point is 00:05:00 I don't think it's like she was starting beef or Twitter war or anything like that. She was being beef free, you know? She was. Yeah. And everyone's cool. And I'm cool about it. But I just found it to be funny and a little. We made the headlines, you guys.
Starting point is 00:05:16 Bobby Lee's Tiger Belly podcast. Are you mad about that? And they stole one of your jokes. Yeah. Tell them about it. Tell them about it. Hey, Vulture? You call that journalism?
Starting point is 00:05:25 What the fuck, Vulture? I said the friend, the black friend line. Yeah. Not Bobby. Not the famous Bobby Lee. Yeah. Unfamous Gilbert said that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:35 And it was a really good line. It was a great line. Yeah. So that was interesting. And we also, there's a bunch of things that we wanted to talk about that we weren't because we had a guest last week. And the one thing I want to get out before I forget is Kalila was in and I were in San Diego and I was doing a show there and we're at the hotel Saturday night and we're packing
Starting point is 00:05:54 to leave because we're going to just drive back to LA at like three in the morning. And I had the TV on and there was this thing that was on TV and it literally we stopped packing just to see what was going on and it was this band was on. And I mean, I'll just be honest with you. It was terrible, but also amazing. Suck this right in. It sucked us right in. Mesmerizingly bad.
Starting point is 00:06:22 Yeah, it was mesmerizing. The YouTube video, you should. Well, no, it was a station in San Diego called Tag Network or whatever. Something like that. Right. And they had a show called Sonic Box, right? And so when I saw the band, we were packing, I go, wow, that's so bad, right? So then I packed, we got in the car and then I became obsessed with it.
Starting point is 00:06:43 So I Googled Sonic Box and what it is is tell them what it is. So Sonic Box essentially is like a twitch, but for artists. So it's a platform where you can live stream yourself, you know, creating music, singing, and people can log in and either watch you, give you, I think they can even donate to your Sonic Box account. You can chat with them and whatnot. It's like a webcam. Right.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Yes. It's like a webcam. And if you go to YouTube and you search Sonic Box, they have a thing called Unboxed, which is like 15 tiny little like showcases of who they have on their network or whatever. Just to be clear, we're not getting paid by Sonic Box. Yeah, yeah. This is a free plug. This sounds like a commercial.
Starting point is 00:07:29 I don't know why. I'll tell you why I'm bringing it up. Yeah. I'll tell you why I'm bringing it up. We have a new obsession. We have a new obsession as well. So then I looked at this thing called Unboxed and I watched some of these mini like, you know, exposés of these, the town that they have.
Starting point is 00:07:43 And there's this one girl and I kind of feel bad about it because no, she, no, I'll tell you why I'm feel bad about it because you know that number one, she's trying. I've never seen anyone so proactive in my life. She's written 30 songs, this girl, right? And she's, she has 30 videos. Her name is Afton Gillian, gosh, I'm going to blow up now. Each video probably has about 20 to 30 views. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:13 And she has one that she wraps. Oh my God. But we don't know if it's genius or horrendous. Like we can't tell because we're addicted to her. We watch her videos three times a day now. Yeah. How is it not a comedian though? It's not.
Starting point is 00:08:30 She's either trolling us or she's completely delusional. I can't tell. Yeah. But if she's trolling us, it's fucking genius. You got a, I mean, there's a song called, um, summertime. Yeah. Summertime is a good one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Yeah. There's a classic, yeah. The classic Summertime. It's a classic Afton Gillian song. And she has a band, a live band called the Afton Gillian Band. So they play. She plays with her boyfriend. His name is Noah, the actor.
Starting point is 00:08:53 Noah the actor. You guys know way too much about her. She also performs at Cabo Cantina and I'm going to go. Yeah. I know. Tiger Belly meetup for the show. I want to do live. I live singing on, on this.
Starting point is 00:09:05 Yeah. I want her to. I feel like she needs to be our mascot. And so then, but I would also want to throw out this guy, which is the, the, the band that I saw in San Diego in the hotel. His name is Spence Conley, right? S-P-E-N-C-E Conley, C-O-N-L-E-Y. And the song is called No Hope.
Starting point is 00:09:26 I Google, I Google the five. I mean, I had to search. I mean, it took me nine hours to find this fucking guy, right? And that's the video that we saw originally in the hotel room. And he only has like 60 views of his video. He's a little bit better though. He, no, here's what it is with him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:44 With the piano, right? Yeah. He's borderline. Great. He's borderline Creed. Scott Stapp. Yeah. Creed.
Starting point is 00:09:52 But he doesn't have, he's one. He has one chromosome missing. One musical chromosome. Musical chromosome. Musical chromosome. To make him good. To make him good. He doesn't have Downs.
Starting point is 00:10:00 No, he doesn't. No, he hasn't. No, I don't think he has Downs. Downs has too many chromosomes. Yeah, there's too many chromosomes. Oh, I see what you're saying. Like, there's just one thing off. He's, he's, you know what?
Starting point is 00:10:08 I want to do a show. I want to do a show called Almost Talented. Yes. That's so great. How do you win it? Well, I don't know how you win it, but it's Almost Talented. It's a show where, because I go on YouTube all the time and I watch things and there's some people who go, God, this guy is bad.
Starting point is 00:10:26 But if they just had this one element, they'd be amazing. Like a superstar. I see like a mentorship. Well, the element is talent. That's how you started it. No, the one element would be talent, but it's not just talent though. It's like, you know, like Spence Connolly, it's like, just if he was just a little bit more aware, you know what I mean, of how not to be cheesy, I guess, you know, like we talk
Starting point is 00:10:50 about that Korean word, miwo, you know what I mean, just that, you know, you have to have an awareness, you know, and I want to bring his name up, but there's a guy that I'm obsessed with who's a comedian. Everyone knows who he is. I'm going to bring his name up. Yeah. But he falls into that same category of you're almost great, you know, and who might a judge though?
Starting point is 00:11:16 I might be not talented either. You know what I mean? I know, but it's a great idea where the winner has to be someone who shows just enough potential, but can't quite go over the hump into talent. Yes. And it's got to be a very delicate balance of you can sort of hit some notes, but you're also really not good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:37 Okay. I got to find that rap video. I'm trying to look what's it called of Afton Gillian. Oh, so to go to, so you went to Sonic Box, you went to Sonic Box, right? No, no, no. Hurst, not Sonic Box. No, no, no, no. Go to Sonic Box first.
Starting point is 00:11:48 I'm going to show you. I'm going to show you. You buy Sonic Box. Bobby Lee's new favorite app. So now we go on Sonic Box him a night and we, um, we just say hi to music like, hi. Oh yeah. So right. So I signed on.
Starting point is 00:12:04 But does it say Bobby Lee? No. Well, it said Bobby Madd. And then the girl, we, we, um, said hi to some girls singing at 3 a.m. and she goes, hi, Bobby Madd. And she goes, oh, he goes, I have to change my name. I was like, why? Cause she has to know it's me.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Bobby Lee. I didn't say that. I didn't say that at all. Number one. Write that down. Number one. Vanity Fair. I didn't say that.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Okay. Lies, Clio. I didn't say that. Your Sonic Box, baby. We're going to look for it. I'm going to, I'm going to fucking find it, babe. What? Home?
Starting point is 00:12:32 No. Wait. So you did change your name though. Don't go to there. What? You did change your name. No, I didn't. I couldn't figure out.
Starting point is 00:12:40 I'm going to find it, baby. Jesus. Sorry. I didn't know, George. If you could throw this video up, we'll get it up on the actual. All right. And the song is called the struggle is real. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:49 The struggle is real. I'm going to play. And no, no. I just, okay. I want everyone listening right now. No bullying. This is number one. No bullying.
Starting point is 00:12:57 I also, this is what I want with Spence Connelly and Jillian Afton. Okay. I just want you to view their videos so that they can just get their numbers up so they can feel good about themselves. Because she works hard. Yeah. She works really hard. It's a lot of music.
Starting point is 00:13:12 And she's trying. All right. The song that you're about to hear isn't a parody or a joke video. I thought it was, but it's not. This is completely her being earnestly trying to rap. I believe. So go ahead. Give it to my mic.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Okay. Your mic. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. We in LA. Every drug store is a liquor store too. But it's just that you feel me.
Starting point is 00:13:35 That's how we do. Radio. Edit. Sunglasses always on because in the daytime we bake our bitches in the sun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:07 So. Okay. Wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, cause no, a search rapping. No boyfriend starts rapping in half what you're into. Two? Yeah. Dude.
Starting point is 00:14:18 If you can make pass through this part. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Da, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:34 Yeah. A really fun pie those little pies. Look at the graphics. If you want to talk to me, you better make up your mind to struggle this week. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, this is the rap break, right?
Starting point is 00:14:47 Yeah, it is. The. Is Noah coming? Right here, coming up right now. She's got cash, dollar bills. Oh, my God. There is Noah. There's Noah.
Starting point is 00:14:56 There's Noah right there. And a wife beater and a chain. Oh, my God. Split screen. Party up in the hills. Yeah, that's for me. Oh, baby, we'll see someone who is on TV. OK, enough.
Starting point is 00:15:08 All right, so I had it hurt enough guys. Stop it, stop it, stop it. How's this real? What do you mean? And this is my argument. This is my argument I've had with George many times. Is how sometimes YouTube and YouTube talent, right, is kind of bad for show business.
Starting point is 00:15:27 What's why do you think it's bad for show business? Because and I'm going to say this. Because I started when there was no internet really. So, you know, there was a way to do things. Like if you wanted to get into comedy, right, there were these things that you had to do. What? Was.
Starting point is 00:15:47 There was a way to do this. No, I still think it is this way. I'm doing that. Yeah, because Gilbert's doing it, right? And what it is, is this, is that you, OK, I want to be a comedian. All right, well, I'm going to have to just go to a comedy club and work there, which is I did.
Starting point is 00:16:05 I got a job there. I did open mic. Then I did open mics all over San Diego. And then I came to LA. I lived out of my truck. I got a job in LA at the comedy store. I started hosting the open mics in Hollywood where I met a bunch of people.
Starting point is 00:16:23 And then in 2001, 2000, I did Leno. So it took me six, seven years to even get there, right? And so that's the path that's always been there, right? Either if you want to do sketch, you go to the Groundling Second City. But why get six or seven years if you don't have to? You do, though. He's all about paying dues.
Starting point is 00:16:46 Yeah, because I'm about, I'm about this. It's about street credibility. All right, so it's like Bill Burr might not like my standup, but he respects me. Do you understand what I'm saying? I think that is the way to get great in front of an audience. No, no. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I could win in this argument. I've been in these before. I know you have. I know you have. Okay, here's my argument.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Okay. Okay, this is that there are things like, there are bands that people liked in the past. Like Lee, you mentioned Creed, right? And there's a gigantic mass of people that probably love Creed by their albums, but they're terrible, right? And that's just, that's just terrible. You, to compare Creed with Radiohead would be absurd.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Radiohead are just innovators. Their song structures are weird and creative. And they make sometimes concept albums that just hit the button in the right way, you know, and you can't deny the okay computer even if you're not a fucking Radiohead fan. Isn't an amazing album from beginning to end. I mean, I've never, unless, you know, do you like that album? I'm not a big Radiohead fan.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Okay, well, but I do. Yeah, I do respect them. They're good. Like they're, why do you say that? Why do you say that? Why do you say that? They're stepped their music and smart people like them. That's a, I mean, people I respect musically like them, but to
Starting point is 00:18:25 me, it's like, just because you voted for Trump and you have the legal right to it doesn't necessarily mean that you're right. Oh God, can we not? I'm sorry. I'm just, you know, I was going to do my like years resolutions for you. No, but you're right.
Starting point is 00:18:40 I knew your resolution for you. Bobby is not talk politics, but now I haven't even talked about YouTube yet. You know, let's go. Let's go to YouTube down here. So, okay. What I think like a lot of YouTube, it's very easy to make fun of on the surface.
Starting point is 00:18:53 And I think it's, it is, but it's a different medium. And if you look at how hard any of the people in it work, they're always working. Okay. It's, they know something different. That's a different thing. They know how to interact with an online audience. They're much more open with their fans.
Starting point is 00:19:08 There's much more access to their fans. You know, they're always on Instagram, always on Twitter, always on, they're always finding the new things. But would you say, would it be fair to say that there is a large percentage of YouTube stars and vloggers who are essentially kind of talentless in our, in our usual definition of what talent is like. There's a reason I'm here.
Starting point is 00:19:31 Right. Yeah. Right. So, but I just, I just, just for a second, right? I know Brittany Furlong. I think she's talented. I really do. The Vine star.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Yeah. I know Kassim G. I think he's very talented. And these two entities, right? Even if there was no internet, no YouTube would have made it, I think. One way or another. I have another friend, Manon Matthews, who's like a Vine
Starting point is 00:19:55 Instagram person. She's very funny. Okay. So I'm not taking away from people. I think there's very talented, there are talented people that are on YouTube, but you also have the Afton Gillian band, right? Oh, but I love her.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Right. So it's like, you have this, just anyone can do it kind of a thing. That's what I love about it though. No, but it saturates the market. It, I just think that it's also harder if you have talent to actually make it because there are people that are on YouTube that have millions of subscribers, right?
Starting point is 00:20:29 Who are not talented? They're talented at one thing. What? Depends. Like that girl crying the other day. I don't know who that was. Who is that girl crying? Which one?
Starting point is 00:20:38 The one that were crying about her boyfriend and this. Oh, the Sean, the, the world. I don't never heard of it, but her. But she has followers, right? She has like a million followers. What did she do? And her, she's a vlog. I don't know what she does.
Starting point is 00:20:50 I'm not very familiar with a YouTube world, but basically she outed her boyfriend who's also a YouTube personality for being gay because somebody had taken a snap of a snap of him kissing another guy in a club. I think I actually saw this ironically because I was looking up mukbang videos in English. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:09 And so this girl is getting millions of hits for crying and apologizing to an ex who she outed as gay. Yeah. So yeah, that is all clickbait and her cleavage. Yeah. But it's also a different, it's, it's whatever else are you going to have that much access to the, the so-called stars that they're crying, like having, showing that much emotion
Starting point is 00:21:30 for you. That's what I'm saying. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's. Would you say, I'm not saying that's good for humanity. That's what the current audience that demands is the younger audience demands a very personal connection with their.
Starting point is 00:21:41 No, I'll say that's why I don't like it. It's cause those people get auditions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they have more Twitter followers. Oh, that's another, that's another thing. And it fucks us over cause they're not going to book it cause they suck at acting, but they have worse part. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:53 A director. My buddy, you're like a laid-back bogey. He gets like, he's a great director, but like he, he gets directing gigs over other people because of his online following. They'll ask you for it. What is having an online Instagram? Because they're going to get their money back regardless.
Starting point is 00:22:07 So if they create a movie and they, the people in it have a large online following, those people are dedicated fans who are going to buy the shitty movie regardless and the company, they get, everyone gets their money back. Yeah. There is a glut of bad movies getting put out because they're YouTube stars. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:24 I mean, look at Gilbert. I didn't know Gilbert, right? I met him. He came to a party of mine. You know what I mean? And she goes, he's funny. I go, what? And then she goes, yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:22:34 He doesn't seem and then also he looks like he sucks dick. Yeah. And then she goes, no, no, no, give him a chance. And then when we did this podcast, he was the only one around. He had nothing to do with this talent in the beginning. Right. And then forced me.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Yeah. I went, God, is this guy going to work? Let's get somebody else. But then he was like pretty good, right? And then here's how Gilbert won me over when I said, you should just stand up. He goes, okay, when I gave him a day, he showed up and he killed in front of hundreds of people, a little hacky.
Starting point is 00:23:10 That doesn't matter for me. You can tell that he has, you know, the talent. Yeah. Just naturally. And that's what I respect. You know, I respect guys that like when I first saw Chris Delia do stand up, I was there the third time he ever went up.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Oh, wow. Yeah. And he was amazing. You can, I mean, it was not all there yet, but you could just tell that he has this, these balls and natural talent, physical talent to do it, right? And so it, you know, that's all I'm saying. This is that you go online and you see, you have to weed
Starting point is 00:23:47 through thousands and thousands of videos of people that shouldn't even have a camera. But, you know, we're now Gilbert and I are now in auditions for real movies and TV shows with these people, right? And so they take up. Why are you laughing? You know what that laugh right there? That's like fucking Trump cabinet laughing.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Hey, like he's a part of the cabinet laughing. Hey, George, new solution for you. Stop laughing like that. All right. So what do you think for instance, like, okay, so podcasting is relatively new compared to actual like radio broadcasting, right? And there's a lot of radio people who really frown and they
Starting point is 00:24:27 hate it. They hate us podcasting and they think, oh, they don't have any broadcasting chops. They use fluff words all day. They don't get their point across. They're fucking very amateurish, right? But we're so I guess we have to sort of it's different. And there's trust me, there's a sea of podcasts out there.
Starting point is 00:24:43 I'm going to tell you why I can. I'm going to tell you fucking why I can move on with it and go because I've done all the ones I haven't done. I've never done Howard Stern, right? But I've done opening Anthony about 20 times. I've done man cow 34, you know, whenever I'm in Chicago, right? I've done all the biggest radio radio, you know, personalities throughout the country, right?
Starting point is 00:25:12 And let me tell you this rarely am I in a situation where I go, oh my God, these guys are so good and they're above my pay grade or whatever. Usually I go in going, yeah, I got this and I'm controlling the fucking shit, right? And also I feel like I've done enough throughout my whole 20 years that I, you know, that I can justify why I can do a fucking podcast.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Okay. And that's that's my proof. All right. So what fuck broadcast radio to what? No, I'm saying I'm drawing a parallel here. Whereas, you know, you know, actors or people like you who went the traditional route are looking down on this isn't radio though, lady.
Starting point is 00:26:00 I know it's free content. It's not even that. It's no, it's not even that it's like radio you deal with, you know, unless you're on like serious or whatever regular regular radio, you can't swear. You keep there's there's music being played, right? Even if they have a morning show, they still have to integrate music and commercials and it's pretty much like like
Starting point is 00:26:23 saying Jimmy Fallon is comedy. It is, but it's comedy for families. It's not like Sasha Baron Cohen when he did the Ali Jus show comedy. That's real to me real comedy. Yeah. Maybe laugh like that other show the other night when you're watching that English show.
Starting point is 00:26:41 I don't know anything about it, but I know that that's funny. Hilarious. It's called chewing gum. The main actress. Her name is Mike McKella Cole or something like that. It is even just the first episode alone. Bobby and I were crying. Yeah, it was so funny and you turn it on.
Starting point is 00:27:00 You she was laughing. I was late at night. I go, what are you laughing at? It's probably something dumb. So I looked over and watched the scene with her and as soon as I saw one scene, I just go, you know what? I already know that that's good. Yeah, it's good.
Starting point is 00:27:15 You can just tell. Yeah, you know, you can tell and so, you know, like I said, I'm fans of and friends with a lot of YouTubers, you know, and, um, but they don't necessarily like me either. You think Timothy dental ghetto likes me? Yeah, he thinks you're a little weird, but yeah, he likes you. No, see now. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Now you just said that because I didn't even know that. Get your pen out, Vulture. Get your pen out, Vulture. Tell me why you think some weird because you go all out for your comedy. I think there's there's stories like I missed the early days of Maker when you were like eating people, dudes, asscheeks and stuff.
Starting point is 00:27:56 I heard your stories. What? Wait, hold on. You can eat asscheeks. There's some mythical music video that I was like two weeks before I got there and everybody's like, yeah, Bobby Lee came in. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:28:08 He doesn't even eat my ass. I eat ass for comedy. Not for pleasure. Not for pleasure. That's weird. It's business. It's business. It took me two months to see Bobby's dick.
Starting point is 00:28:18 You know, everybody else is like, yep, he came in. He got naked and I'm like, nope. I don't show my dick to people that I think are going to want it like honestly, like, are you like Gilbert? How many times have I shown you my penis? The first time was a comfortable. I didn't want to see how many times so many times. No, not that much like three.
Starting point is 00:28:37 Yeah. That's not a lot. The kind of relationship you I think that you wanted to. I don't know why I don't know why you're laughing. But but Georgia, I never shown me my dick because you think he wants it. No, I just don't like his little white judgment on it. Oh, my dick six inches or whatever.
Starting point is 00:28:53 No, it's just like this. Like he's from I want to talk about your church. Hold on. Don't talk about it. I have a revelation about George. So last week we were wrapping up the podcast and we were talking about you know how we were talking with Margaret about how who we get mistaken for.
Starting point is 00:29:12 Yeah. And you were like, oh, I get mistaken for just about every Asian like Steve Ioki or whatever. So George and I were wrapping up here and he goes, yeah, like you're never going to believe this. But I was mistaken for Brad Pitt and they actually asked for it. God damn it.
Starting point is 00:29:26 It's true that okay. I never tell the story because nobody believes me. No, no, no, no, no. In his defense, the person was blind and not see other fuckers. I nobody believes you that that what you just said there. Nobody believes you, right? It should be the thing that you put your anchor in.
Starting point is 00:29:46 Okay. But also, babe, he signed the autograph. He said you signed it. I was in Argentina. I was in Argentina. They all white people. They are white people. They're white in Argentina.
Starting point is 00:29:58 No, they have like a little bit of weird brown. Lionel Messi after World War II. They've got a lot of me. Tell us a story, George. Okay. So I was I'd gone down there for a girl and like we broke up. It was like my couple of weeks before like leaving home. I was walking through it like a big old mall in Buenos Aires.
Starting point is 00:30:21 Just stop. I'm going to let you finish. I just need I need a second because I might burst into laughter. I might just die right now. So I just need a break. I need a second just to catch my breath. Okay. This is so crazy.
Starting point is 00:30:35 Okay. Slow it down before I die. I don't want to die right now. I don't want to die. So I had a big beard on. I had like some yellow glasses, you know, kind of yellow aviators. I had a I had a hat on.
Starting point is 00:30:46 So like there wasn't much face to go off of. But I was just walking walking through this mall. I see some teeny boppers over there. The girls were looking at me mushrooms and at the same time. They were looking at me. I'd like but did my circle in the mall. I came back and then one of them really timidly comes up and she's like, hey, can I have your autograph?
Starting point is 00:31:03 Like all of her friends were over there like looking. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like started to sign my name and I was like, Oh, who am I? And she was like, you're Brad Pitt, right? And I was like, no. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:17 And it's a goddamn true story of bastards. She might have had an extra chromosome, but no problem. And you call them teeny. This is what the reality is this. The reality is this. He was at a bar, which is listen. This is the real story. This is the real story.
Starting point is 00:31:30 All right. George is at bar. No one wanted to hang out with him. And so he's by himself. Yeah. Okay. So God, I want to get some pussy or whatever, but no one's looking at me, right?
Starting point is 00:31:38 And some guy comes up to go. Hey, buddy, drink this, right? He drinks it and it's full of like hallucinogenics and drugs, right? He blacks out, right? Yeah. But in this blackout, right? He makes it to his hotel room, right?
Starting point is 00:31:52 So now envision this a naked George in his bathroom on his bath on the where he takes a shit. Yeah. And he's going through this scene in his head. No, no. Yeah. He's teeny boppers. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:05 Yeah. Yeah. So you think he's a hallucinogenic, you know what I mean? Dream that he made up. He's living out a fantasy in his mind. Yes. It's a fantasy that embarrasses me every time people don't believe this guy's story.
Starting point is 00:32:20 It only comes out every so often when I think I have trust. And I think somebody was there with you. Who was there with you? I need fucking. Yeah. It was only me. Oh, George. We cannot.
Starting point is 00:32:31 We cannot accept your story and Angelina and the kids. Yeah. Yeah. You don't look anything like him. Who's the? What's Robert? Look at me right now. You don't have to lie.
Starting point is 00:32:44 Who does he look like? Which Hollywood actor do you think George looks like? Oh, shit. Here we go. Oh, Rosenbaum said it. I forgot who it was. Oh, I remember. Ed Begley.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Young Ed Begley. That's closer to the truth. OK. Brad Pitt. The latest fan art I saw, I looked kind of like Wolf Blitzer. Oh, yeah. I think Wolf Blitzer. I think I have a very different view of myself
Starting point is 00:33:08 that other people see. I think I'm like a really cool guy, really urbane, really like I think I'm like walking down the street. I'm like Clint Eastwood, like kind of badass. And then I see what people see when they look at me and I'm like, they're just scared. I'm going to talk to them about stamp collecting. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:24 I just. You know what though? You're a good dude. And always remember that. No, really, I'm going to be honest with you right now. I'm not going to be patronizing. Look at me right now, man. You're a good dude.
Starting point is 00:33:36 And you know how I remember you when I was at Maker and they were giving me producers? Like, what about George? I'm like, nah. And right because you wanted to be my guy. And for a little bit, I was like a little hesitant. But you won me over with your enthusiasm. And I really do love you, man.
Starting point is 00:33:54 You're a good dude. You don't look like Brad Pitt. And you know that. Oh my gosh, hesitation. 70% of my face is covered. I've got like how about you? Who do people think you look like? That Guava Juice guy on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Yeah. No, show Bob. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I saw it. It's him. Let me see. Someone said I do look like a pug. Because I have pug eyes.
Starting point is 00:34:17 I like pug eyes. Like little, like you have thyroid eyes. Yeah. Oh, thank you. Like a goiter. Like ex ophthalmus. Like this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Guava juice is guava juice. Sometimes Bruno Mars, but you know, it's whatever. Never. Never. All the time. All the time. Never. George can be fucking Brad Pitt.
Starting point is 00:34:36 I can fucking be Bruno Mars. Oh God, I got to say. Who have you been mistaken as? Well, Steve Ioki like a couple weeks ago. I mean, is that not Gilbert? That's you, right? If you can be Steve Ioki, that's Gilbert. That's fucking Gilbert.
Starting point is 00:34:50 100%. Is that not you? That is a lie. My sister texted me that. Yeah. That's you, dude. I know. It is him.
Starting point is 00:34:58 I'm a YouTuber. Yeah. Kala, who have you been mistaken for? Just most. Let me see. He said Stanley Tucci, but I don't know. Why Stanley Tucci? Wait, let me say this one night when I first started dating her.
Starting point is 00:35:14 I couldn't sleep and she was, she had to, she was getting her breasts done. Or no, she had them done like she had breast implants, but she had to, she couldn't lay on her back. No, I couldn't lay on my side. On your side. So she propped up these pillows and then she would sleep like kind of sitting up. So one night and then she also has her iPads and shit always on.
Starting point is 00:35:35 Right. So I'm slaying next to her. She's propped up asleep and the, you know, iPad was shining against her face and she wasn't wearing no makeup. I looked up and she looked just like Stanley Tucci. You know, and I was like, is that Stanley Tucci? Young Stanley Tucci though. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:35:54 Your hair was pulled out. Is that why this is bald? Yeah. Just for the angle that I was at, she looked like Stanley Tucci. Look, I have a very prominent nose. Yeah. And, you know, I have very like angular. I do.
Starting point is 00:36:06 There are moments where I look at the mirror and I'm not ashamed of it, but I have androgynous features. I'm, I have angular features that are a little like boyish, but I don't think it makes me unattractive. Like I like it. I like being, I like looking like I could be a handsome dude. You know what I mean? Like I'm not threatened by the idea of looking like a dude.
Starting point is 00:36:25 So what? Yeah. But do I look like a dude? No. You don't. You're a beautiful baby. And you're the heart of my light and my light of my heart. Wow.
Starting point is 00:36:37 And I was talking to George earlier about, you know, I, you know, you have a New Year's resolution. Are we doing New Year's? We're still talking about Christmas first. We can't jump to New Year's. Christmas is first. What do you mean? Let's talk about Christmas.
Starting point is 00:36:50 What does it mean to you? What are we doing? I don't want to talk about Christmas. Like we're going to talk about Christmas. Fuck Christmas. Part one is the Christmas. Give me your favorite Christmas memory. Oh, my dad getting drunk and no, I'm not kidding you.
Starting point is 00:37:03 And he was drunk and my brother and I used to, we lived in Minnesota in a town called Adina, right? Snowy. And my brother and I would sleep by the Christmas tree, right, for Santa to come. And I remember like four in the morning, I kind of opened my eye and I see my dad with naked, like with no pants on, putting presents underneath, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:37:31 The Christmas tree. And that's what I know. There's no Santa. It's a hard way to find out. It's not only that, it's that if I like, no, you can't sleep by the tree, number one. Oh, it's a rule. They know they should.
Starting point is 00:37:45 I mean, if I had kids and I go, no, you got to sleep in your room, right? And then just be like, at least try to dress up as him. We're something red. But my dad just went naked. He was kind of drunk. He was like, I have to do this. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:37:57 And he did it. I have to do it. Bobby, wake up. Watch this. Right. I have to do this. And then I remember after that, we didn't even get presents. We just, he just gave us cash because I confronted my,
Starting point is 00:38:07 there's no Santa. I saw you. He's okay. Were you appreciative or did you enjoy it when you got presents or were you kind of just a no, I don't like it. I don't like any of it. I don't like opening things. I don't like packaging things.
Starting point is 00:38:23 I don't like buying a tree. I don't like any of it. I thought you guys do Christmas here though. He is the Grinch. He is. Yeah. I mean, I do it for her. It means so much more to me than a lot more to you.
Starting point is 00:38:35 I don't even think of it in any like religious way at all. I don't think of, oh, happy birthday. Jesus. To me, it's just a time of the year that's sentimental, nostalgic, gives me the warm fuzzies and I get to be around my family and reminisce. No, that's stuff I like. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:51 That's stuff I like. That's all Christmas means to me. But yesterday, going to that shady Christmas tree lot, and then I have to carry the whole fucking thing. He did. Like I'm Paul Bunyan or something like that. And then I had to get it into the house. We live three stories up by myself, pine all over the place.
Starting point is 00:39:12 And then she gets mad like, you bumped it against the wall. Now it's bent. Now we have a lopsided tree. And it's like, bitch, I fucking did that, all that. I don't even want it, you know, but I'm doing it for you. I appreciate that. Yeah, yeah. Because I could, I could go your route and I could get grinchy.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Yeah, I'm not grinchy. But I just. I'm not grinchy. It would make for a really sad life to not have to be around family and sit around and eat and, you know, exchange gifts. And it's just, I don't. Can I just say this though? What?
Starting point is 00:39:50 Like Jessica, your friend Jessica, I'm not going to say anything. I love her. Yeah. But what did she get me for Christmas last year? Do you remember? I think she got you an old Arsenal JVC retro vintage jersey. She got me a pillow.
Starting point is 00:40:05 Oh, yeah, she did get you a pillow. I don't even know where it is. Well, this is why it was my fault because I said, should I get him a Fitbit or a pillow? And I said, he's never going to use the Fitbit because he walks three steps a day. So get him a pillow. So I looked it up that pillow and that pillow cost $29.99.
Starting point is 00:40:25 Okay. Just give me 30 bucks. Why? Because I don't know where that pillow is, but that 30 books I could have got. KC Dia, maybe with guacamole inside a pack of cigarettes, a couple of shots of espresso over ice, the stuff I will use.
Starting point is 00:40:41 And then I'll be happy. I'll go to the spa. I mean, that right there would do all that for me. All that magic. KC Dia, espresso, spa. But that's, I think, what makes it really sad when you do have, you know, he's well to do. Bobby has money to live a pretty indulgent life, right?
Starting point is 00:41:01 Come on, man. I'm a work guy. You are a work guy. I'm a work guy. So it's like nothing, you give him excites him anymore. Whereas I, you give me anything and because I don't have the money he has, it's so exciting for me.
Starting point is 00:41:14 I never want to get so rich to where I, if I, I don't feel things when I receive gifts. $29.99 is a lot of money for me. So when someone gives me a pillow, just give me the cash. No. Why? It's fine.
Starting point is 00:41:28 It's fine. But I'm going to tell you right now that other, like if I went to Africa, right? Like Aleppo, right? And I said to a kid, Merry Christmas. Here's a pillow or here's whatever the equivalent of Syrian money is.
Starting point is 00:41:47 30 bucks, 30 bucks if I had given the option. Okay. Why do you think that is? Well, because he's hungry and he probably prefers food over a pillow, which makes sense. Bobby also prefers food over a pillow. I prefer food too. I always ask my parents for money.
Starting point is 00:42:05 They always want to get me something. I said, just give me money. You know, help me more than like, they always want to give me gifts. I'm not, I'm not opposed to giving or receiving money. I'm just saying that if someone gives you a gift, out of, you know, out of, you should at least appreciate the thoughtfulness of it,
Starting point is 00:42:21 no matter what the amount to think that somebody went out of their way to shop it and wrap it and put a little bow on it. Like it means a lot to me. And then when I do buy stuff for people, it's legit. Like, yeah, but you have no thought into it. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:42:35 I'm going to just say this. All right. And I just want to throw this out now. I want to argument with you because I am willing to go bend over backwards for you for Christmas. Okay. And I will do everything you ask me to do because we're in a relationship and I'm a good person and I'm open.
Starting point is 00:42:50 Get that badly. Okay. Get that badly. But a year or two, I don't remember where and I don't, I don't, I'm going to tell you who I got it for, but I got a gigantic, beautiful new iPad for somebody. Right. That's legit.
Starting point is 00:43:02 Hey, it's legit. You know, look at me right now. It's a great gift. It's legit. Right. It's not a pillow. Right. It's not socks.
Starting point is 00:43:11 The shit that I get. You know, like get me something that I can use a brand new at 360 controller. I can use that. Hmm. Hmm. Yeah, but batteries, AA batteries. He's got himself a new controller when I ordered a new
Starting point is 00:43:26 controller for Christmas. And now I have two new controllers. It's great. He ruins Christmas because he always like buy shit for himself because I'll just buy it myself. I need it now. Now. You know, another thing that you could get me for
Starting point is 00:43:39 Christmas that I would really like. Maybe it's too late. I'd work hot sauce. Not only that. Dreamwater powder. How do you know I don't have. Do you think that I would ever forget to buy you anything your heart desires?
Starting point is 00:43:53 I will always get you. These are. I like things that I'm because if it when it comes to ordering shit online and giving my credit card and all that kind of stuff, I've done it for porn, but other than that, you know, I don't know how to do it for anything else. It's just porn. By the way, I'm eight days.
Starting point is 00:44:09 No masturbating. We can talk about that in a second. In the bathroom last night. I swear to God. Climb my dad's life. Yeah. That I've it's been eight days. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:19 I swear to God on my dad's life. Yeah. So when she says something that makes me angry by my point is this is that there are certain things like art of our hot sauce or dreamwater powder that you can't get in LA. I can't find it. Then those are kind of the gifts.
Starting point is 00:44:33 I like things that I would desire, but I can't get. You know, yeah. So just throwing it out there to everybody, you know, check out our make you send it to a PO box and all the gifts packs we get from Tiger really fans. We really appreciate it. But do you? I do the candy.
Starting point is 00:44:52 I've eaten all of the candy. He has. That's not a lie. Any gummy this and that did not send any more. Haribo gummy bears to no more maxed out maxed out. But I also need to lose weight because I've been obsessed with a show that's been around for a long time. But after it's what him and I first made love to.
Starting point is 00:45:11 Oh, we made love to the show. What was on TV? The first time we ever did it at first time ever. It's my 600 pound life. It's my 600 pound life on TLC. Yeah, it's the greatest show ever invented. Yeah. Number one, you never see them in real life because
Starting point is 00:45:32 they can't leave the house like six people that are like 700 pounds, they don't leave the house. So you don't run into them at like Jiffy Lube or you know, or a rave or burning man. You know, I mean, wherever you go, you're not going to see you're not going to see the 700 pound guy. Yeah. Right.
Starting point is 00:45:48 So then when you see it on TV, you go, holy fuck. It's real. It's real. I don't know how they even stay alive long enough to hit 7800 pounds. Yeah. Also, what? Why was 600 pound the limit?
Starting point is 00:46:04 You would think that. You know, they were pitching the show. How about 400 pound life? Like go up 500. Not close enough to death. Yeah, because you know, they have originally it wasn't my 600 pound life. Initially it was half ton man, half ton uncle, my half ton
Starting point is 00:46:26 mother, and they were over a thousand pounds. And those were the ones that they had to be extracted from the house, like they would actually have to break walls into the house to remove their bodies. And I think when one of the episodes, a woman died like through during the show while the show was filming. So those were really, really intense. And then eventually they were like, oh, maybe those are
Starting point is 00:46:47 too high risk. Let's just go with a 600 pounders. I sometimes I see that show and I go if I was a sibling or a father, I might set us start a side business, a soap business to clean making soap from their fat. Oh, this is true because when they get the surgery and they remove like the lymphedemas, some of those lymphedema sounds like a Filipino food dish.
Starting point is 00:47:13 I love the lymphedema. It's just like an excess skin. They weigh up to 80 pounds. Yeah, it's amazing. Just 80 pounds of just fat and mass. You could make a shit ton of soap. I'll make so much soap and but you know what? Like here's the thing why I like the show.
Starting point is 00:47:34 If you did that, did this to just a random 600 pound guy and it wasn't on TV. I don't think they would do it. I feel like motivation. The motivation is the celebrity of it, right? Because a lot of people watch the show. I know everyone on the show now. Like I know, you know, whoever like Ed, the guy from
Starting point is 00:47:58 Modern Family, like they like a TV star. Ed O'Neill like, you know, they're like to me in that level. And we also watch their Where Are They Now episodes. Do they get skinny? We keep track of how they're doing because some of them they gain the weight back. Others, they go extreme overboard and become anorexic. But the one, the best one was Christina.
Starting point is 00:48:16 Christina was so good. Bro, this 22 year old girl, she was 600 plus, right? 22. And she lost all the weight. She got down to 190, 180. Yeah. And she looked kind of hot. She was a very pretty girl.
Starting point is 00:48:32 But she could tell she was already very pretty even when she was like a big girl. There is like, if I wasn't dating Kaleila and I'm in love with Kaleila and this is like a side thing. But when I watch the show, there's a little bit of fancy where I would, I would meet a 800 pound woman, right? With a nice face. You could, you can tell if they have a nice face, right?
Starting point is 00:48:52 And then you just like ridicule them. What? No, not ridicule them. But you just kind of go. Yeah. I think you're eating too much pot roast or whatever. I mean, just kind of slowly, you know, grade at their, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:49:08 You get them to lose the weight. So you're playing dumb, basically. But watch, watch my thing, right? So then you get them down to 170, right? And then 160, 150 even. And they're kind of hot, but they still have fat mentality. So then you can like abuse them. Oh, God's dangerous.
Starting point is 00:49:25 Like control them. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's called having a chocolate chip on your shoulder. We're like, no, because that's what I call it. I actually coined that term because my ex-boyfriend that I was with for five years previous to Bobby, um, he used to be a fat boy all of his life. And then he had lost like 60 pounds or something like that.
Starting point is 00:49:50 And he became a really, really hot dude, but he didn't have the confidence. So that's how I scored a really hot dude. Because he used to be a fat boy. That's what I'm saying. He was never hot when he was younger. I can't score those hot ones from birth. They got to be an ex-fat boy turned hot because they're the ones
Starting point is 00:50:05 who are still so eager and a little bit unsure. They don't flaunt their shit. That's what I meant to say. Not control them what I said earlier. Not abuse them. Not mentally. That's not what I meant to say. What exact chocolate chips?
Starting point is 00:50:18 Chocolate chips on a shoulder. Yeah, on a shoulder. Urban bad. That's what I meant to say. Um, but it's a great show. And I just, you know, also that show is you get to see results, like a real life change. And it's inspiring.
Starting point is 00:50:34 It is very inspiring. But also you get to see why people even get to that point. And it's usually people who are... But why? But why? It's lack of coping, trauma, um, being, it's so psychological that usually the turning point of, of the weight loss and the moment they decide that, okay, this is it.
Starting point is 00:50:57 It's not, it's not that they, it's all psychological. It's, it's like a fucking thing in their head. But you would think, just hear me out. Let's just say 350. You would think at 350 in anybody's life, you'd have to think, I think that's enough, right? I don't know. 800 is like, what?
Starting point is 00:51:24 It's a lot. It's easy to knock these people and say you fat slob, but some of them really, really touched me. Some of them... They touched me. They touched me too. But you did it 350. Somebody intervenes.
Starting point is 00:51:35 Would be somebody saying, that's put that fucking hot dog down. Yeah, but there are places... That was 230 for me. 230? It was like, whoa. And even as a friend, if I knew you back then, I wouldn't have said anything. You were like, let's see if you can get on the show.
Starting point is 00:51:49 No, I would. But when you got to 350, I would have, I would have confronted you. That's it. Would you do the whole, like, you're gonna fucking die? No. Or like... No.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Out of a dungeon. Wait, what? Yeah, I would, that's how... I love you. You would have done it? No, I love you that much. So what, you're saying that you would put me in a basement? He would imprison you.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Yeah, I would have a bed, a comfy bed, a temporary bed. I would make it nice. Yeah. When I say dungeon, it's not gonna be medieval. Yeah. But you're not gonna be able to get out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:19 Right? And I'm not gonna... You're not gonna be able to talk to me either. Right? Wait, I don't communicate with you. Listen. Would you just fucking listen, fuckface? I'm just nervous now.
Starting point is 00:52:27 No, don't be nervous, right? And there would be like, like an old boy, just a little latch. And I'd put foods in there. Right? But like... Like... Healthies.
Starting point is 00:52:35 No sugar. No carbs. Right? Maybe I'll put one of those shake weights in there. Just so you can exercise. I'm eating sorry while doing that. Right, right. And then for a year, you'd be down there.
Starting point is 00:52:47 Wow. Yeah. Hey, Bobby, what year is it? Yeah, I would say, oh, it's 2000, whatever. You're not ready because you're fucking still only, you know, 285. Shit. You would have to get down to 120.
Starting point is 00:52:59 Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah. Demetrius Johnson? Yeah, Demetrius Johnson, sorry. I'm not even 120. You know? But that's what I would do. That's love.
Starting point is 00:53:07 Oh, my God. Well, it's a great show and I love it. And then there was another... We already talked about Body Bizarre. We talked about that earlier. Yeah, we did talk about Body Bizarre. That's another good one. I like reality shows in that way.
Starting point is 00:53:17 I've been watching Married by Mom and Dad. What's that? Okay, I can't get into it. Yeah, I'm not really... I'm sort of into it, sort of not. It's when people who have not found love the traditional route, not even online, they become desperate and they have their Mom and Dad recruit people for them to marry.
Starting point is 00:53:34 And so they meet them at the altar without having met them before and they marry on the spot. It's an arranged marriage. It's an arranged marriage, yeah. There's just no way I could do that. Who do you think your parents would choose for you? Korean. Number one, a Korean girl.
Starting point is 00:53:48 Number two, probably someone short. Number three, they would... Before looks, they would get into education first, job, and all those other elements. By the time they narrow it down, I'm dating Ting Ting. A Vietnamese girl named Ting Ting, it's four foot two. Yeah. I'm an engineer. My name is Ting Ting.
Starting point is 00:54:12 I'm an engineer and we're going to get married. And I'm like, I'm not going to fuck that. You have to. Who do you think your parents would choose for you? Now, before, definitely Filipino. Now, please just pick an Asian, not a white girl. Oh, no, a woman. What are you thinking?
Starting point is 00:54:27 Pick a woman. Pick a woman, please. No delicious dicks, please. Definitely Asian. Yeah. Doctor, lawyer. Someone that is making more than, like, definitely six figures. Religion.
Starting point is 00:54:37 They would definitely say Catholic, I think. Yeah. But truly, I don't think they really care. But they would say Catholic more, so they're not embarrassed by their family in the Philippines. They don't give a fuck. What about you, George? I have no idea about my mom. She's just like, that's your decision because she has no connection.
Starting point is 00:54:51 She doesn't want to be near my dad. Probably a hot actress, so I could brag to people back home. Yeah. Really? That's cool. That's cool, dad, then. But here's my question, is that you meet a girl that you've never met. Your parents set you up, right?
Starting point is 00:55:06 You get married. Do you have sex before or after? After. After. After marriage. Yeah. You've never met them before. Arranged marriage, you meet at the altar.
Starting point is 00:55:14 Yeah. That's so terrifying. And then you see them naked. Yeah. And it's just a disaster. Well, the idea of an arranged marriage is you being committed to the process you don't have, you're going to say, I'm going to work this, work it out with this person and learn to love them no matter what.
Starting point is 00:55:31 Yeah. Right? That's the idea of an arranged marriage. And it has worked in the past that you kind of just submit and resign to like, okay, fuck it, I'm stuck with this dude, you know, I guess now we have to procreate. But now because there's divorce, there's sort of an easy way out and there's no, there's no real, like none of the people on the show are, have succeeded, like they broken up. I don't, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:55:56 And the parents always choose somebody who's a little bit subpar, like it's, it's kind of uncomfortable. Do they see each other before the wedding or? Some of them know. All right. So the first time you're seeing them is at the wedding. Yeah. Like sometimes.
Starting point is 00:56:09 So this is what I would do. Yeah. Right. Let's say you set me up. Okay. Right. I'm at the wedding, right? And then I see her and she's just like unfoggable.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Ting ting. Ting ting, right? I'd go, I take two pirate patches, eye patches and put them on my eyes and I just pretend I'm blind. So you make yourself unattractive. No. No. So that when I'm fucking them, I don't have to look at them.
Starting point is 00:56:32 God. That's a rough life. Who do you think my parents would pick for me? Your mom? Definitely Filipino. No. Hell no. No.
Starting point is 00:56:43 No. I think your mom would pick me. No, no, no, no. Your mom would pick me. Your mom would pick me. Your mom loves me. She doesn't like traditional Filipino guys because it's, there is a machismo about them that's just a traditional.
Starting point is 00:56:54 I'm not talking about the younger generation of Filipinos, but if you go to the Philippines, you know, the, the husband is, you know, it's like, it's like a Spanish type of machismo. And my mom doesn't like that at all. She would probably pick someone that was just very funny. My mom loves funny people. She would pick like a Bobby. But the, she wouldn't pick a Bobby because she likes, she's always wanted a son that was big and burly.
Starting point is 00:57:20 Because she might pick someone who was very athletic, I think, someone who she could push around and punch. But she loves Bobby. She would pick me. She loves me. Your mom. Yeah. You know, we wrestle around.
Starting point is 00:57:35 It's fun. And somebody definitely with, not necessarily a college degree, I don't think she's so set on that. She's more set with whether or not they're just intelligent. You, I don't think a college degree really matters. I just wanted to ask you, baby, that, because I wanted to ask you where we're on the podcast so that, you know, I could put you on the spot a little bit. But you have to go to a party with me tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:58:00 Where? It's the party for. It's at somebody's house. And you have to go. Say it. Dave, drop it. No, I'm not. Name brought me.
Starting point is 00:58:08 It was, it was Michael Rosenbaum invited us. Oh. And it's at Harlan Williams house. Oh. Why is Bruce? Campbell, maybe? Campbell going to be there. Remember when Rosa Bob said he was going to hook it up for you?
Starting point is 00:58:17 Maybe. And, um, I think Swanson's going to, I think you should go. Well, they invited you. So you're going to March seven. I don't have a choice. You don't have a choice. Okay. I'll go.
Starting point is 00:58:28 Okay, go. Why do you have pimple medicine on your face? Because I have it on now. Yeah. Why? I have to boil them. You know, I see, let me see this right here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:36 I used to get boils. I used to get boils in my armpit and on my head. My mom gets it. It gets it too. I don't think it's because we're dirty. Maybe. Yeah. So I felt one brewing.
Starting point is 00:58:46 So I've been really like putting, you know, stuff on it. Um, where are we at with this? Oh, we're at our, but we have, listen, what, what is this is what we're going to do, um, we have tons of questions. I know. So we're going to break this, this podcast up into two parts because of the fact that some people are going out of town holidays, holidays. So, um, we're going to make this part one, right?
Starting point is 00:59:10 And, um, let's start part two now. Is that what we're doing? Yeah. So part one, uh, guys, make sure if you're listening to this, it's just follow us on tiger belly on Instagram at tiger belly on Twitter at the tiger belly emails, any questions at the tiger belly at gmail.com. And also I just want to just say have a merry, merry and a good year. And I want you to be healthy.
Starting point is 00:59:30 I want you to be kind to others. I want you to reach out. I want you to help, um, living things, living things like anything, anything that's alive and be pure, including algae. Not that bitch. Not algae bitch. It's a living thing. I know.
Starting point is 00:59:47 What I meant is animals and stuff like that bitch. And I also want, um, to say to you guys, look at me. Fuck face. God. Jesus. On Tinder. You too. Fucking.
Starting point is 01:00:00 I was paying attention. I know you were. I just made me your heart be pure. May your heart be pure. George. And, um, let's see if, let's see a forgiveness. Yeah. Gilbert, you got to get a profile.
Starting point is 01:00:13 Fuck you. It's not that flat. Let me see your profile. Oh, he has a profile. Barely. It does go. Barely. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:21 But he has big teeth. Big, big mouth. It's like a big mouth. Big, except Thalmas eyes. It's like if you took like a, like a, like even like a landscape shot of Montana. Maybe there's like a little bit of a hill. That's what my nose. And to all of you.
Starting point is 01:00:36 I love you. I'm going to start the second part now and welcome back to you. Hey. Hi, guys. Well hello to every of you. Alright. My name is Nichts, Ravi również. I'm gonna try and guess what.
Starting point is 01:01:12 Sonia is Los Angeles. I quite love to at this moment, guys! Yeah! So thank you so much for watching. I will. Yeah. Okay. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:01:22 All right. Thanks! See you next time. Pre Extremadura.-

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