TigerBelly - Episode 83: Snickers Trickers

Episode Date: March 22, 2017

Steeby succumbs to a triple dare. Bobby breaks bread with a stranger. Koloko becomes the hired help. We talk brain mapping, desert donkeys, and sweet little Dolly (RIP.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today You can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today Gilbert and we have a special guest who I was it was surprising to see you today Yeah, I didn't know you were coming. I was at a shot one. I had one line at love For the third season. I said one thing. I waited nine hours to say one fucking thing while everyone got to see a million things and I drove down here and this is what happened to me So I go to go the shake shack because you said you were with Jenna, right?

Kaleila and I next to the shake shack on Hollywood. There's a shake plate like I'm not a shake like a health drink place Juicery kind of a thing. So I go in there. I got like a blueberry beverage and this Korean dude goes Hey, are you are you bubbly? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I live in Korea He spoke like that. No, okay Nope He goes, you know Danny's home. I love Danny Joe, right? Let's start talking about and I go, you know what? I'm gonna buy you a shake. You told that. Yeah, so I got him a blueberry shake

It was you chose the blueberry or he did I chose it That's weird either too. So he and then and then when we walked out of the place. It goes There's a new sushi place right there You want sushi? And I go, are you gonna pay? I pay So I had sushi with a stranger. That's very unlike you I swear to God on my parents life. I have a photo. Actually, I knew you're gonna say that So I have a photo of him taking it eating with them. I still don't believe it. That's it

I think this is a falsehood. I'm gonna go to the what? I'm gonna go to the He's gonna get the picture he's gonna go get the picture Bobby just you took a picture of it on your phone So you reverse fanned him He never does that right cuz like people one if you're I feel like that's dangerous, right as a Celebrity to just have what with the stranger? No, I mean, I don't think I think he's telling the truth I can look at his smile. I think you tell the truth. I So I said that he knew Danny Cho, right? So I when I was eating with this fucking guy, right? I go Do you know this guy? He goes. Yep. We are eating together and I just met him

He goes. Yeah, Aaron is a good dude and that's him Oh, all right. Yeah, so he goes and I sat there and ate with this Korean dude and Was he alone too? He was alone too And I go you're not gonna slip any acid to him You're not gonna slip any drugs into these sushi's and then like fuck me in the acid in the W Because it's where he's staying. Yeah, he goes no, I'm not gonna do that So but I've never done that before I've never a stranger That's nice of you with somebody difference was this time. Why you were inclined to why were you open to break bread with a stranger?

Yeah, cuz you're normally not like I'm never I told him that usually I look at him. I go, you know, hey Hey, Chin Chong Chin Chong. I never do this. You go. I don't do it either Sounds like a lost story Do you have an accent? No And then I'll show you this too. Anyway Oh, I think that what Steve like a stranger is like, oh, I know you for Manchi. Can we eat some sushi? Oh, so is that how you say it? Manchi? It's a white guy saying it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No It's usually like a teenage person. Yeah, that's the meal straight. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's really good sushi

No, it's just a place. It's like a new place, but look good inside. So I think they're pretty good. Anyway, I want to take you there, babe And then I drooled up. I'm like, you know, I'm not feel I don't feel a little sick right now. Yeah, and I was like, I don't know if I want to do a podcast and I see Stevie Weeby in my living room Yeah, you know how to stop by, you know my little brother Yo, dude, um, so I saw your podcast dude. Yeah, yeah, what'd you think? It's been a hard work, huh, Bryce? Yeah, I love it. These guys are the best. They've been coming every week and the most annoying part of it The most was the most annoying part of it. Why do you want me to tell tell tell everyone what the most annoying part of it? I don't know. It's him wearing glasses

You look cool No, no, no, no, he's wearing red sunglasses Like a fucking Well, it's I realized this is all new to me Yeah, and I didn't realize how much work it took every week But then it's it's hard to carry it on your own. Yeah, like you guys kid like work off each other But Steve what you're doing is also a lot. I mean you're putting on puppet shows Singing and you're doing the piano. I'm doing you're doing a whole one-man

Vodaville show, so it's been hard work, but what do you think Bryce you think I'll pay off Respect prices. Why do you respect him dude? He's editing every week Yeah, but why is the respect though? Yeah, just I appreciate him Every week I try to get you a ginger beer Yeah, right yeah, I get them snacks Steve a better host than us Bryce Yeah, you sweetie, it's been tough, but you know I Gotta give Dave and DVD I say the the credit like you know, but you can also take some credit Because it's hard fucking work. It is it is it's been yeah, so where did we find out to this?

600 subscribers How many do we have George? Like 650 and let me say something too. I'm gonna ask you a question. You I'm never gonna blurt out personal shit about you Yeah, cuz I know so much. Oh, I know right Yeah, I know some things I know I know some things about you Yeah, right. They're pretty disturbing. Yeah. Yeah, I mean every time I see you go Don't talk about my stuff. Yeah on your podcast, right? I would never do it. Yeah. Yeah, I would never do it Yeah, but why can't I?

Um, I don't want to go to jail Well, oh That stuff that stuff that stuff. I don't want to go to jail. Yeah, you're not gonna go to jail I don't want to I don't think that anything you've done warrants. Yeah, I think that's a little pair But are we allowed to talk about what what your brother has forced you to do? No, yeah, yeah, I don't know. Yeah Yeah, yeah, you're worried about that me. Yeah, I'm not worried about it. Well, I Well, I had

Reveal that okay. Well cuz label it's already gonna be out there cuz he's already gonna go out Well, we didn't specify but so when's the last time you spoke to laban ten years? Who is layman? Laban fight is let me do it. He's a pro skater. He's a pro skater. He's skated for dock town and Laban was the first guy to when I when I was using drugs. Yeah intervention. He's a really good dude. Yeah, I love that guy Yeah, he's a great guy. Yeah, I hadn't seen him in like laban has a photograph Wait, hold up. Are you you going right there? Oh Oh Yeah, so

Laban's the first guy he picked me up from the airport No, he first came to LA when I first came to LA. He was there during the dumpster days No, but don't remember the first time you visited me and I didn't pick you up. Nobody picked you up Oh, can we talk about that? Well, nothing. He left you stranded at the airport stranded at the airport. Where was I? I don't know. I was in Vegas. That's when you live with Sheyma. Yeah, and he had like fucking 10 cats I got a dude. I almost died like my immune system. Yeah Sheyma had a bunch of cats. I hated them. So anyway, I took it back to the photo. Yeah, so anyway Yeah, Laban was there when I first moved to LA when we lived on, you know, in Silver Lake

Park area and yeah, man, he was your best friend. Yeah, I love him But uh, he did something. What do you do? What do you and I do? I don't know. I think one one night I stuck a Had to do with your butthole in a Snickers bar Just get directly into What it is is this No, you know you start the stick bar in your butthole I took a Snickers bar and you stuck it in my asshole. Well, you willingly because you wanted him to?

I don't know. We did. Yeah. Wow guys I didn't know. I didn't know. What do you know? Laban was there and um When he took the picture my face was so you were inserting it like by his butthole. Yeah, and Laban took a picture of it Yeah, so I'm like this like this and he uh, Bob had a big birthday party at the spaghetti factory I used to have okay, so mine was is it? There used to be a spaghetti factory on Sunset Boulevard And I used to do my birthday parties there and they used to be the best. I'm not kidding you I mean, you know, then Zia Pauly Shore You know my tv people and then I was a comics and

Skaters and it was a dinner and and so my brother and I sitting there at this pretty no way But it's 60 70 people there And I mean dude your management management was there. Yeah, Abby was there. Yeah, Abby was there. Everyone was there my agent everything And so what Laban did he made multiple copies Xerox copies of my face Of my face with the Snickers bar in his butthole and then you could see Bob's nutsack and I was like this He's sticking it in his butthole and uh He passed it around Um, it's not it was basically everyone that came to the party got

Oh, we can get everyone again. Welcome to the welcome to the party. Yeah, which I didn't know it's like a grab bag Yeah, but Bobby Lee and then what? Well, it ruined. I don't know if you remember I was close to dating someone named rose Yeah, and that yeah, and she afterwards she she came up to me and what'd she say? Why did you do it? Why Why did you wait? Why did you look at you like you killed a person? Why did you do it Steve? Why and then she was like shaking. Oh my god. So Laban fucked. Yeah What did I do?

Steve But it was my face you could have said no number one. This is what you let me ask you something Let's just let's go back. Let's go back in time Let's go back. Let's go back to Steve. Yeah. Just pretend you're you. This is Yeah, Steve. Yeah See that Snickers bar. Yeah Can you stick it in my ass? I think it was more like a like a dare. I double dog dare you type. Yeah, I dump You said no I triple dog dare. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, yeah, and they did it

You know what? Now that I think about it You're right. It affected me solely me because you're it could have been anyone's butthole a nutsack Yes, that's what it was. But it was my face because at that time, you know that it was my face that thing on my butt It wasn't there at the time. You didn't have a tattoo of this. I didn't have a tattoo on my butt Anyone's butt. It could have been you know, my cousin's butt. Yeah, or any it could have been any Asian guy's butt But it was for sure a guy because of the nutsack Yeah, it was his nuts and then it was my face. Yeah. Yeah, your face was not a shaved head back then. Yeah Okay, so Rose didn't want to fuck you after that. Oh, yeah, that killed. Would you do care about it now?

Like if I went to Ilani your girlfriend, can I say they ever go over? Yeah, you didn't have to say her name though Can we put that? Yeah, why I didn't want to put her on people. They're gonna. Yeah, they're like, you know how people are They're gonna be researching and that's what I don't like about you right now, man. What do you mean? What do you mean? I didn't say anything bad I just said your girlfriend's name. I'm just not trying to put her on blast. I know it's not putting her on blast So listen, you're not beeping it. All right. Just put it on look. No, look at no, you're not beeping it Yeah, okay, because I didn't say anything bad Okay, no, that's fine. All right. Yeah So if I showed her the photo would you be embarrassed now?

She'd probably laugh. She'd laugh. That's that's what I'm saying. You're growing She'd probably laugh. Yeah, you can bleep it off. You want. No, you don't have to bleep it out. Well, now we can here we go. We're growing Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think? What do you think about it? You think that's better? I think you should just post it now. Yeah It's just a Snickers bar in penis. It's hilarious. You might even get a sponsorship from Snickers Yeah, yeah, well Pringles likes Pringles and Snickers guys How do they like us? Well, I don't know. Are you making a t-shirt or Pringles t-shirt? Yeah, but that doesn't mean that it's not endorsed by Pringles Yeah

I heard the story or something, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but in general you just you get embarrassed by and also just by the bar I'm not gonna say anything You're getting weird right now. Look at me right now. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not gonna put you on blast. I'm not gonna say the things that you Yeah, yeah Most of the stories that I've heard are always Steve being innocent and you forcing him into the situation Like I feel like he fucked you up. Like he traumatized you. Was that a bad brother? No, you're good. I had a you know I didn't have I had some weird uh What'd you do to my friends growing up?

Oh, you talking about craig and megan I wasn't yeah, I was kind of uh, what'd you do? I have had some asshole. Yeah situation. What did you do, Steve? I don't know. Maybe you'll see. Okay, my friend. I just said I'll just say My brother is senior in high school or like junior in high school. I was cutting weight though. Yeah You have to consider I was cutting weight. I was cutting weight. I was cutting weight for wrestling and he My friend craig who's the nicest kid? Yeah, not a violent just a net regular white kid, right? They're playing basketball outside And then all of a sudden I hear my brother just go what the fuck pushing craig and you go bitch. What are you gonna do something?

You know me and I'm like, dude, what are you doing? Yeah, I know and then and then my friend megan came over And I pushed you. I pushed you in front of her. No, you go. What are you looking at bitch or something like that? No, I didn't Yeah And I and I and then I pulled and I put you aside. I go don't talk to my friends that way, dude I didn't mean to do that. Yeah, but you were cutting weight. Yeah, I was cutting weight. People get loony Yeah, well, low electrolytes causes confusion. Yeah, I'm so sorry. I don't remember doing that. I'm so sorry I feel bad now 35 years ago, I honestly I think it's still pinned up in me

Really? Yeah, because if I look it back and look at Megan Hewitt and Craig Crawford. They're good people. They're good Really, I mean, I used to have friends my sophomore year. No, you were junior or maybe even the senior or whatever No, no, that's not true because that was in high school, right? So I was a freshman I was a freshman or sophomore freshman. You're forgiven. Yeah, not by me Sorry, man. It's okay. I mean if they're here today, I'll definitely say say, you know I'd say sorry for guys. Come on out right now. Yeah Yeah, Craig and Megan. I'm sorry. So, um, Kalilah, um, oh god, can we talk about it? Can we talk about so Kalilah did a damn laying bed?

She goes go watch this video And I saw this video and it disturbed the fuck out of me Yeah, and I want to show it to you. You have to say you have to describe what it is to everybody No, I would no, I I have it in my head. I have questions in my head. Okay. Now. Well, you guys go to this journey with me Okay, so go go to if you're on instagram go to the user taco Dot song

Yeah, taco dot song. Oh his videos are disturbing by the way Wait, oh my god. Oh, he he deleted it. Oh Dang He did I think so. What is it describe it? I think he did. Well, let me let me go back. Let me go Yeah, but no, no, no, no, no. Hold on. Let me do it taco Dot song All right, so we found the video. Thank you George for finding the video. Um So Kalilah shows me this video of this. I don't know where I think he's like he looks

I rack your Persian, right? He's a kid, right? So I was like he's somewhere in a desert somewhere in the desert, right? And uh, let me bring you the light up. Is there any way to put it out? It doesn't matter. I think you can see it, right? So you can see it. So watch All right, so there's no audio So there's a donkey. There's a kid right there, right? Look. He's fucking a donkey He zips it up his pants up, right? Right, he smiles Right, and then his friends are laughing at his friends are laughing you could if you could hear it, right?

and um Yeah, that's the video. That's pretty much the video. He's like reverse donkey style. No. Yeah, so let me tell you number one number one is this okay? If you're gonna fuck a donkey Listen up guys. Listen up. Just listen to hear me out. Listen up to bob right now. If you're gonna fuck a donkey. Listen. Look everybody Can you wait five hours until it's night? Do you have to do it at noon during lunchtime? Okay, that is the brightest number two. Can you see this? Here's another one. That's maybe do you have to fuck the donkey in front of his friends? It's one of his donkey friends. He's raping a donkey in front of his donkey friends

Oh my god, I've never seen anything right right. Look at look at okay, right? The next thing I have I think about this right look at look at how How is the kid positioned Steve when you see it? He's actually sitting on his down. It's like when a girl does reverse cow girl Right, but it's like reverse donkey. Yeah, he's doing this. Yeah, he's sitting down. Yeah, he's like doing that Yeah, if you're He's thrusting his hips upwards. You're gonna fuck a donkey do it standing. You know why you're gonna make the donkey do the work You're gonna rape a donkey, but then you're like you do the work. Yeah, the donkey's on top. Oh my god How old is that kid? I don't know probably like 14 looks like

Here's the last thing. I want to see it one more time. Yeah, here's a Okay, I'll say that way. Yes. Don't say it. So don't say like that. Let me see it one more time. I'll do it like that. Yeah. Yeah, okay Did you say that again? Hold up rewind rewind? Let me see it one more time Like a professor Let me see it one more time Oh, that's scientific. That was like, how did I say it the first time? Very commanding. Let me see it one more time Let me see it one more time, Bob. Yeah

With a little bit of salivation. It was not good. Yeah, I don't know why it's alive. It was dripping down your chin Right. So here's the thing. Let me just say something. Okay. So watch it Donkey friends Do it during the day, right? Don't let the donkey do all the work And then see it stop right here. I'm going to show you this Let me let me ask you Steve. Let me ask you something. Let me ask you something right now. Okay. Let me ask you something If you're gonna if you fucked a donkey during the day like that, just let you hear me out, right?

in Gilbert Camera on the corner with a video camera. Let me ask you something. Would you smile? No, what would you do? I would say dude, please Steve ready? Ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Fuck the donkey. Fuck the donkey. Ready? No No, no, no, that's not what would happen. What if you don't give me the camera right now? Oh, you're gonna fucking die. You're right. It'd be a quick double. Right. It would just you don't smile Look at how long it takes. He's embarrassed. Look at how he's longest takes. Yeah. Oh, no, that camera would be broken. Yeah That's exactly grab the camera. You grab the camera

But also like I feel like his friends are fucked up if they posted it Like that kid could get into some serious legal trouble. They could stone him to death. Not by pita. Just because you live in like I think they're in another country. Yeah, it's a different country. Yeah. Okay. And also, is it your donkey? That's Yeah, yeah, I'm the owner. I'm dude if it's okay. How about this if it's my donkey you're fucking then I'm allowed to tape you What? That's exactly right. You were really sad about this after watching the video. That was really disturbed by it. I thought about it all night. What country did this take place in? I don't know. What's your guess? Somewhere in the Middle East. Yeah, I feel like this happens a lot in any you know, provincial area because I know that I have cousins who've

fucked sheep or like fucked goats and stuff. Yeah. Provincial area because I know that I have cousins who fuck sheep or like fuck goats and stuff Yeah, I mean it's just one of those things that weird kids do because they're not no one will fuck them and they're curious And there's a hole dude masturbate beat off That's see that's right there. That's why you're smart. So I have a question for you guys Yeah, what's the aside from a Pringles can what is the weirdest thing you've inserted your penis into? Oh That's a good one real good one. I meet weird as meat. Yeah, Jesus Christ

That's even worse a dead animal versus a live animal. No, I just go to the Vons I know but that's a dead animal like that's I tried it What kind of me first ground ground me? No, no, no, why am I like that? I took I took no, I took a snow a steak and I just drill the hole in it, right and I try to squeeze And then I stuck it on my penis and I try to squeeze it together Right to give it friction, right and it kind of bent like this and it just ripped apart Damn you have a strong dick. I don't know if this counts, but in when we lived in power. We had a jacuzzi. Yeah, fuck the jet Yeah, I

Would when it got hot in there. I would stick do I would stick a lot of people do that. It felt so good. Yeah Yeah You ever do that George? Yeah, you're like, you know what I do on the road. Oh Yeah You mind babe. We've already talked about this little Brooks don't do The vibration. Yeah, you basically here's here's the thing and this is my This is a it's been a problem over the years and I'm gonna reveal something about myself That I'm not gonna say anything to anybody. I don't know why you're scared. I got I got one

I know I don't know you're scared right now, but can I just reveal something about myself? Yeah So I eat unisom. Yeah And what the unisom does it it makes me horny You talked about this right and then what I do is I will why you looking at me like that? Oh, no, I just start zoned out Why I don't know it's daydreaming. I was like, are you listening what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, he's thinking about He's thinking about the dog. No, I'll repeat you take unisom And when you take the unisom it gets you horny for some reason for some reason. Okay, so have you ever taken unisom? Yeah, does it get you horny? Yes

Absolutely, I know that about you. Yeah Right and you take the massager, right and you just gently don't push it on there, right? And you watch porn and it you know, I've done that just on the head. Yeah, not on the shaft At all sometimes on the shaft. Yeah, and if you hit it, right? But you know, there is such a thing that women have to be careful with Getting vibe. We have to be careful with vibrator Desensitize getting desensitized by vibrator. So it's actually not good for us to Always use a vibrator because a dick can never compare afterwards and we can't we can't orgasm from coitus alone

And we if we're so used to the strong vibrations of a vibrator on your clitoris Yeah, because nothing compares. It's the best feeling in the world. I don't know why this is a lowbrow episode very lowbrow What's lowbrow? What is lowbrow? It's just sex and poop and Like a lot like like today. I was like Today I was at I was on love and one of the producers goes I heard you on the dough boys, which is a great podcast, right? Then I go, do you listen to mine? He goes, nope. And because I think because it's lowbrow I think we talk about some cool thing sometimes. I mean, I just I feel like Why do I have to talk about stuff like that?

It's sprinkled in there, but you guys have I think that your your history and your life has been Very has a very very deep sexual past a lot of your stories has to do with a lot of sexual repression Can't get the pussy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So a lot of it, you know stems from but there's more to life. There's like, you know spirituality Helping others. Okay. There's you know, we could talk about sports and movies or we went to look for a dog Last week me and Elani. What happened? Yeah, we want well. We went to two places. Can I talk about this? We went to the Pasadena Humane Society, which is Awesome. We whispered we got our cat gooner. Yeah, very good facility. The volunteers are great

The staff are very helpful Then we did the opposite. We went to San Gabriel Valley Humane Society, which was so bad. Yeah, like why well first firstly I walk in there. There was like barely anyone in there like usually there's no one in the office And when I walked outside, I there's just like this vibe was remember when we gave dolly up. Yeah It was that vibe You know crying and there was this collective fear

You know what I'm saying like I uh because uh It reminded me like a jail for them like a print like the San Quentin of I have a question for you guys. Yeah I have a question. So most of the residents of San Gabriel Valley are what? Chinese? Chinese, Asian. Do you think that has anything to do with the quality of that? No, I don't I think you're kind of maybe reaching. I don't know because I'll take what you're okay. What you're saying right now is this Yeah, I'm not talking about eating dogs. I'm not talking about that. That the the the dogs in this humane society No, they could smell the Chinese. No, no, no, no, that's not what I'm saying I'll tell you

After thinking about it. I know why I'm wrong because the downy um the downy spd It's actually not as is is not as good either and there's like no asians there. So I'm I'm wrong So anyway, we are yeah, and then So dogs could smell the Chinese That's somebody that's interesting though. Yeah, but I was It was so inquisitive too, huh? Yeah I was looking at one particular one. It looked like a multi-smix and but it was there's so much barking like every chihuahua was like You know, they were going crazy. Yeah, like don't even get near me

And so I was just kind of like covering my ears because it was so loud And this white lady with gray hair walked by and she was like, can you please not? Um, like mess with the dogs or don't make don't tease the dogs. Okay, and then walk by Well, my eyes my eyes start I like cross my rage. Yeah. Yeah, and then I looked at Alani and I go but then I paused. Yeah, and I didn't say anything to her Yeah, I didn't say anything to her my brother and I didn't grow up with really and we tried to do animals But we would keep them for three days and then we had a dog Buddha Yeah, it was a rottweiler and then one day we just saw the again in the pullman's truck and they just drove away

They stole your top. No, my dad my mom just said to him take it That sounds like a because when you're young, you don't know about the responsibilities of like what What it takes to take care of an animal. Yeah, you kind of like just Bypass that you're like, uh, and then we just never we never really walk it up with them I think collide the reason why I love collide line. There's many reasons. She loves a thousand reasons She loves animals. I was in one of the main a lot of the main reasons is because she made me love You have me and other beings. Yeah, never living things. He's gotten better, right? You know, he has no he's obsessed with his animals now. So that's why it's hard for me to hear

stories It's unbelievable Unbelievable for me to think that he would ever intentionally try to like run over like a possum. Yeah, you know Yeah, wait, you're about to say something. Well, I didn't want to bring up dolly But we don't have to have we talked about dolly on this podcast. I don't know. We haven't talked about poor Maybe just Oh, let's just tell the real story of dolly. Do you mind? Okay

One of the worst days of my life and it's one of the in retrospect is one of my worst days No, honestly, honestly, he has a lot of regret. Okay. Okay. Shut the fuck up. Okay. Shut the fuck up. All right This is me right now. All right. All right. The other day in the car. What the fuck did I say to you? You felt you said I do. I'm so sorry for about no cameras. Nothing. Yeah. Yeah I looked at you like a fucking brother. Right. You said it several times. Exactly. It's here's in my eyes, right? In his in his Prius and he's like, dude, I'm so sorry about dolly. Yeah You know, and I know I knew it was genuine and you know, all right, so you meant it I didn't mean it. I'm not just to let you know and the viewers know I have no

No, I'm not resentful towards it. I've I've grown past it Yeah, and that's why I'm ready to get another dog because I'm ready You know what I mean to to go on and just before you tell the story too. I want to say this Yeah, this is before I met Kalilah. Yes. Was that Oh Yeah, and then also on top of it. I fucking hated your dog. Yeah, I know he was a piece of shit. It was a she Oh, yeah, that's okay. My bad. Yeah, okay. And you know what in retrospect what I did What I did was absolutely wrong. Yeah, no, it's fine. No, tell the story. Okay, so I

You know what? You know what? I'm so freaked out right now. I need a dip. Can I dip once, babe? Here, have some grizzly I'm gonna spit in here. Have some grizzly. Yeah. Yeah, the coconut water. So my mom calls me up Or no four or five in the morning who might your mom mom because that's what we thought dad was dying before even that How you got dolly in the first place? Okay, so I had a neighbor. He was a 93 year old man Colin Drake Is that a video game character? Yeah. Yeah He was an interesting man. He he comes from old Hollywood. You know, he was a theatrical guy like an actor like old school

Yeah, 93 year old man. Yeah And um, I used to walk dolly because he couldn't He couldn't walk. He would fall over. I mean one time I it's when I worked for the Israeli locksmith guy Shlaw me and I went over Yeah, shlaw me shlaw me Strasburg And I went over there and I remember he uh to you know walk dolly and he was like He was on the ground and he was like Steve

Like help me like he was like always falling over. He was old And so I mean another time I went over to walk dolly and there was firemen Inside his apartment and dolly was running in circles Trying to bite their ankles. Yeah, so that was her move So she um and his place smelled awful. Like it was this old carpet Just years of urination And kind of Hollywood old come on. He was yeah, it was 93 93. Yeah, but in the 20s he did gay videos I mean, what kind of actor was he? He no, he did. Um, what movies it was. Hey, your respects, Bobby

He did a couple commercials. He had some ad campaigns like you probably not as big as what you've done But he had some You know what mr. That wasn't an attack. No, that was an attack on me And you just your tongue was wrong. He had a couple of ad cameras. Ask me again. Ask me What yeah, so you say he's from old Hollywood, right? So what do you think he's done? He's been overseas And he's done gail. He's done plays overseas. Oh, yeah, he's a thespian. Exactly. It was a street performer in Bangkok. No He's a rope. He's been in like legit stuff. He was on an electric guitar and I'm like what do you call a tricycle? Look at him. See he has on wikipedia

Yeah, what are you looking up calling? Yeah, he's on wikipedia. That's Colin Drake. That's him. Oh my god. You're right. Read it. Read it, George. Read it. Read it, George Here pass it to me George. Yeah, pass it to Clai. That was my major. I'm my bad Colin. You're dead. And I apologize. I disrespected you. You have wikipedia. Oh, fuck. Colin Drake. Yeah, read his stats. Good to haunt us now. Good job, good job for finding that. Born March 8th, 1917 in England, United Kingdom. You've English? Died March 27th, 2011 in Auburn, California. He's in movies, OSS 117, Terror in Tokyo, The Great McCarthy, Barney and Honigsmarch. Terror in Tokyo.

That's amazing. Can I see the photo? Yeah, that's cool. Look at all the movies he's done. Yeah. Can I just say this though? It's not the same Colin Drake. Yeah, it is. The face? Yeah, that's Colin, but I've known him. I knew him when he was 19. His timeline is correct because he would have been 93. But where's Auburn? What's that all about? The timeline's correct? Yes, it's correct. Okay, you're right. Yeah. Oh man, I was wrong. Rest in peace. Rest in peace to Colin. I disrespected your IMDb. He didn't do porn. He was a real guy. I apologize. That's where you got Dolly from. Yeah, so I got Dolly, but this is the thing with Dolly. She was very temperamental and Dolly was only used to being... No, but Colin died, right?

Colin died. Yeah. So Colin died and his daughter. His daughter called me up and was like, Do you want to take Dolly? Because if you don't, we're going to euthanize her. So I'm like, yeah, I'll take Dolly. It was like a weird day because when he was an empty apartment and I got her bowl and her food and I had to tell her to come to my place and she was reluctant. But she... Don't tell the story like that. Because I know the end of the movie and the end of the movie, the villain is me. And I know, but I forgive you. But it's still like, I know that I'm the villain. The way you're doing it, I don't like it. Okay, but anyway. So lighten it up. It's a PG movie.

All right, lighten it up. All right. So Dolly was only used to being with one owner and anyone who got near that one owner, she would lose her mind and protect that person with her life. So when I think it was the week I got her, you're like, Hey, let me meet your dog. When I lived in the smaller studio. And I remember when Bob came in, she lost her mind. You know, just crazy. And then he would like, I've never seen you in fear of an animal like that. It latched on. Yeah, try to bite my ankles. It latched onto my ankle and I had, I was dragging it on the ground for a bit. Yeah, like it hurts so bad. Yeah. Like my Achilles heel. Yeah, I didn't know. I mean, I was fine. You're a good dude. You're a good dude. I didn't know I had to learn as I went. Yeah. So I didn't

know, you know, so that was Dolly. But can I just say this? You locked it in your bathroom a couple times. Well, when I, when I left, like, he treated it like a crate. Oh, that was a crate. Yeah, that's okay. Fine. All right. So anyway, sorry, man. I mean, I wish I had better act, you know. No, that's how you do it. Yeah. Anyway, my bad. So then what happened? Well, I got, we got a call from my mom, like five in the morning or something like that. Can I take over the story? Yeah, go ahead. May I? Yeah, go ahead. So my mom calls and goes, Bobby, daddy, he's not going to make it. It's time. It's time. And when your parent mom says it's time, I mean, I've, I mean, dude, I've never, I mean, it would, you know, you, you know, if you become a tunnel, right? And your

adrenaline goes and it's like your focus is on just this is a moment, right? That's never going to happen again. And it's terrible. And it's probably one of the worst days of my life. Yeah. One of the worst days of my life. I call my brother, he was up, right? Yeah, it was really. And I go, we got to drive to Phoenix right now. We can get there in four and a half hours. Yeah. And my brother goes, what are we going to do with Dolly? There's a hotel. Remember I said that first? Yeah, you probably said something. No, what? Well, yeah, yeah, you did say that. I think I did. Yeah, I don't remember. I don't really either. Okay. I don't remember either. But I went, I go, we can't take, imagine this. Okay. My parents never, they're not animal lovers.

They don't know anything about animals, especially this animal. I mean, I'm sure Dolly's a sweet dog, but anything but Steve, it just would go crazy. Yeah. And by ankles. So in my head, I'm like, any, okay, what the dog is going to be in my parents house? You know, if, if, if my dad dies, and then I have this dog running around barking at everybody, you know what I mean? Well, we're mourning, right? So I'm like, let's figure out where to drive it off. We, it's early in the morning too. So I didn't know. I mean, like people in hindsight, like after the fact, we're like, dude, I would have taken care of it. It's like, dude, it's like four or five in the morning. Yeah. I'm not going to like put you through, you know, it was an emergency situation.

Yeah. So I said, we're just going to have to bring it to the human society. Yeah. It was on the one on Lacey street. Yeah. Yeah. So you go, we rolled up. We rolled up. Now my brother is like, you have to bring it in. Well, let, can I, can I take over? Can I, can I add some stuff? A lot of the time handles here. Can I say this? Can I say this? Go forth gently, my friend. Okay. So I remember we're, it was an empty parking lot. There was only a few other cars. It was like right when they're opening or something at this point. So right when, well, Dolly knew right away. Cause I opened the door and then I opened the door and then I heard that collective, you know, like the crying and then, and then I was holding

under her and she was, she was like shaking, shaking. And so we roll up to the reception area and you could take, you could take it over. She peed. She peed out of fear. Out of fear. Yeah. She urinated. It was shaking. Yeah. Immensely. Okay. Yeah. She urinated in the, yeah. And she urinated all over the lobby of this place. Why are you looking at me like that? I'm not. I've heard this story so many times and it gets sadder and sadder each time. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even know why you should, okay, but okay. Yeah, but what? About why I did this? Sad story. Yeah. I was left within an emergency. Yeah. Hey, hey bitch. I think my dad's dying. I know, but here my, my thing is why did you insist on euthanizing versus just giving up the dog?

No, no, that's what they said. Yeah. We didn't know what kind of place it was. And no, none of that. And also, what, what did the dog have? A cough? Yeah. She was old. She was suffering, at that time anyway. Cause she would be coughing up this phone. It was coughing up this phone, right? Yeah. It was sick. It should have been euthanized. She was very, very, very, very old. I didn't, yeah. She was very, very, very old. So I already knew that, right? It was not normal. It was just always coughing and it had like lung disease or something. So let's just cut it. Let's make the long story short. No, no, no, no. I like the build. Okay. It's made in the lobby, right? And I grabbed it. I go, I got it. And then you put it in the cage. And I put it in the cage.

Could they go put it in that cage? I couldn't look at her, by the way. Yeah. My brother's crying. And I said, are they going to kill this dog? And they're like, probably. Yeah. And then, yeah, then you got me a Frappuccino. And then we went to Starbucks and then you got me a Frappuccino. Straight to Frappuccino. I literally heard my brother was crying and he got me a Frappuccino. And it was good. It was so much sugar, but it was good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then I didn't want to, I didn't want to go there like emotionally. I don't want to revisit that. Cause I looked at Dolly and I'm going to say this right now. I regret. No, it's cool. No, no, it's cool. I regret every single one of them. And I literally have looked at him because I love

I love Gobi. So, okay. So let me ask you something. Like if that were to happen now, you and you'd probably react a different way. No, I would go. No, Kalilah will take it. Yeah. He would be devastated. His heart would break into. Yeah. My heart would break. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you have animals. But then, and then what happened to the drive over there? We get there. Oh, you want to go further? Let's go further. Oh, my God. So you drive to Arizona. So we get there. Yeah. And we get to the whatever the room in the hospital and my dad looks like a skeleton. Like I'm excited. The last time I saw my dad before that, he was walking around. He looked like a human, like the way he looks, right? We see a man in the bed that looks like, like, like Auschwitz fucking. Yeah. We're all

bawling. You can see his legs, right? And he was all boned, right? And his back was arched. And he was like making a noise. I've never heard him do. And my brother and I literally collapsed on the ground. Oh, yeah. Right. And we just that was it. And we started, I've never cried. I mean, it was one of the worst days of my life. But tell him further what dad's, my dad kept pointing. There's a bathroom to his lap. Now we're getting into mysticism. No, but you, I know. So he started going. Yeah. And then you asked that, like you said, Hey, what is it? Yeah, he was pointing at something like a ghost or something. He saw a dude with a suit and a hat. I think it was his dad. It was like some ghost with the top hat in a suit. Yeah.

Because it moved from the bathroom to the window there. Right. Because he was, you know, and then then it was like one of those weird. Yeah, it was very. And then my dad was kind of going, Look at a boy. Yeah, he was fighting. I think what happened in hindsight was he saw the suns and he wanted to fight because he, dude, he made it. Yeah. Yeah. Because he said he could have been, it was 50, 50. Yeah, it was 50. He could have gone. Yeah. And he saw us and you could see his will to stay, to stay. Yeah. You know, but I swear to God, that was the worst day of my fucking life. That was one of that top three for me in life. Oh, dude. Right. For sure. In life. Yeah. It was rough. But yeah, that was a terrible thing to do. He's here still. He's still here.

You know, but if you know, there's, they have this new technology that can map your entire brain and retrace every single memory you've ever had. If you want to remember every single thing, they can map it and make you remember every single thing that's ever happened in your life. Would you want to retrace your entire life and see everything, all the memories you've forgotten? Not really. Yeah, I would. I would. You would want to relive all of it. You might like uncover some like hurt from. But maybe some joy to that I forgot about. Oh yeah, that's true. When a butterfly landed on my shoulder. Yeah. You know, that was nice. That was nice. Have there been things in your life where like nice? Have there been things in your life that were so traumatic that you pushed

and you made yourself believe it never happened? Of course. Of course. Or you're like, no, that never happened. It happened, but you could, you finally convinced yourself it didn't. All right, I'm going to say something about myself. There's probably two things that I did that I remember and I would never tell anybody. They're not illegal. I didn't kill anybody. It's something like that. But it's just one of those things like, why the fuck did you do that? Yeah. That was dumb. Yeah. I think we all have a few of those. I have a ton. I have a ton too. You do? Yeah. Where it's like I cringe and I tell it. Do you want to? No, I can't tell it. I will not tell it. I almost did. But then my mind goes, what are you doing? Right. This is

something that you say you would die to the grave and I'm going to do that. Take it to the grave. Take it. Take one. I'm going to die to the grave. Take a couple. That's not a terminal. How do you say it? Take it to the grave. Cradle to the graves. Or in general. Yeah. Do you have anything like that? No. You don't reveal stuff about yourself. I'm trying to think. I've nothing I would take to the grave. Yeah. But I mean, there's questionable things that I've done. Yeah. How are you lately? I'm good. Are you thinking of pilot? No. Are you sad about it? No, but I did go in for three gay roles in a row. Yes. You see? Three gay roles. You need a milk glass. Yeah. I was very interested. The last role I went in for, the last shot at a series of regs, because like whatever the person

dropped out. And I walked in the room. I didn't know it was four gay roles because they didn't tell me to break down. I walked in. I see two gay Asian guys and then Perez Hilton sitting in the audition room. Like I'm like, well, yeah, this is what people see me as. Yeah. So what Eric Stone Street's made a killing out of playing a gay character. He's not gay. Oh yeah. He's been killing it. Yeah. Me and Eric, my mother and I know Eric. Well, well, well, he could do. Good dude. Yeah. We went to that. Yeah. Yeah. It was fun. Oh, he had a dog too. Yeah. Yeah. Is he married? No. No, but he'd love to see you. Oh, he'd be so excited to see you. You guys did a couple of big things back then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Commercial. Yeah. There's one online. Yeah. There's an IBM.

No, there's an IBM. I looked it up. Oh, the Kodernauts campaign. No, there's one where I'm sitting at a desk. You know what I mean? Oh, and you're bald? Yeah. Yeah. You saw it? Yeah. Then you're at the desk and you say something. But the group, what? You should we move on? No, no. I think that's on Reddit or Facebook. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What were we at time? Past 50. Past 50. We are. Do you know I had a dream last week that Bobby married a Korean girl and then, and I was like, well, where am I going to go? Like, would you do? Do you still want me in your life? He's like, yeah, I do, but like as my servant. So I became like his like maid. And I went to their wedding and I was crying and I was living

in the same house still, but in a different room. And I was just their maid. Kiss the maid. Kiss the maid, Bobby. You just dip. I will not kiss you. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. No, I will not. That's the rule. You dip. No kiss. No. No. No. No. No. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. All right. So guys, that was a weird, that was a real podcast, but you know, I liked it at the end. Can we go into a couple of questions people want to ask all of you? They're not unhelpful advice questions. I'll answer any question right now, man. Okay, right now. Someone asked this guy asked a bunch of random questions to all of us. Danny Fascio, he asked one of his questions out of 50 questions is, if you could visit any era in time, what

timeline would you travel to and why, Steve? Um, dude, that's not a good one. Can I change ethnicities? Yes, you know, let's add that. Let's add that because if, if I have to stay Korean in short, there's not a lot of options. Yeah. Oh, I want to go to, um, you know, um, the 7 1800s. You circus. No, no, it's like, then all of a sudden I'm working on the railroads. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like, Oh, I wanted to visit, you know, what about the time period of like the Game of Thrones? Oh, that'd be cool. No, I don't know the dimension. Let's just make it happen. No, but if I can change ethnicities, I would probably still be in like the late 60s, probably in San Francisco, a white dude, good looking. You could fuck everybody. You know what

I mean? You can do all the drugs in the world. 70s for me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why the 70s? It's cause like cool music and like New York, Brooklyn 70s. Yeah. Yeah. As a Korean. No, no. What was the deal with Koreans in 70s? I don't know. I don't know much about it. I don't think that our people in America got respect until like in the last 15 years. 70s. I would want to go back to probably 400 years ago in the Philippines so I could be like Lapu-Lapu and be the one to kill Magellan. I want to be, yeah, the female Lapu-Lapu and I would sit there in shallow water and he would walk when I'm not see me and I would just fucking put a steak through him. Is that Colin? No. No. Just pull up a picture. Oh my god. No, I just call it a drink. I'm trying to find Colin

Drake. Was that Colin? I would stop colonialism. No, let me just want to change history. Yeah. Colin wants to make changes. Another question is how do you guys overcome nervousness? I don't. Oh my god. Let me just say something about that. Okay. I want to say something about that. You just do it. Like today, I swear to fucking God, I'm shooting love. I said this already and Gelman and Gillian have a scene and the scene is killing. It's such a great meaty scene where they're getting laughs. You know what I mean? Dramatic, crying and then I have to go in and say one line at the end and it's like they only added me. I shouldn't even been in the scene really and I was so nervous, but I went in the room anyway. It's just, what are you going to do?

I fucked it up. Yeah. How many times until you got it right? Five times and then I was like, I looked on the ground and I go, I'm so sorry guys. It's okay. You know what I mean? But it's like you just have to go for it. So a short answer, just action through action. Just do the action and don't just don't don't think about the results. You just show up. Yeah. I also say it helps me when I'm anxious just to say I'm anxious to somebody who is unaware of my anxiety. You do it all the time. I am nervous. I'm anxious and that's saying it out loud makes, almost takes it away from my insides. I noticed that you said all the time. Yeah, because I want you to know what I'm feeling so that you know you're not surprised. George,

I'm getting anxious. Stop reading these emails to me. Yeah, I say that right. I'm like, this is my limit. I am getting anxious. I have to go. And then what are some habits you can do without? Can't do without? Well, for them, for him, it's smoking. Yours is dip. We've never stopped before. The peeling the skin on the bottom of my left foot. Well, I used to bite myself. Yeah, I quit that. I peeled the fuck out of the skin at the bottom of my left foot. Is it raw now? It's always been raw. What's yours, Gilbert? Picking my butt hair. Oh, yeah, you're right. We were already good. We were already good. Only during Netflix, though. Yeah, it's not get crazy. Been there, done that. You know what I mean? So it's just a... He's got to pick it up.

Give me another one. I can't floss without smelling it. Share with us an interesting or weird fascination you have that perhaps not many people have in common. Fascination? A lot of people don't have in common. Yours, Bobby. I gotta think about that. That's a good question. Oh, many fascination. Share with us an interesting or weird fascination you have that perhaps not many people have in common. That's a very, like... It actually requires... Mine's a little dirty, but mine is... I have a theory. The size and shape of a woman's mouth is directly proportional to the size and shape of a vagina. That is the most bogus, bullshit crap I have ever heard. That made me just think so much. But you know what you do, though?

You know what you do is when you're on a date, I'm with Kali, that's forever. Okay. But before what I would do is if I'm on a date, I would just say that to them, right? And then just stare at their mouth all dinner. What a power move. What a fucking pop. They do this. I don't exactly have a small mouth. Does that mean that vagina's pretty big? All the young male listeners do it. It's a gap. What? Your vagina. Don't smile, Kali. Don't smile. Don't smile. Don't smile. Steve, what do you find interesting? Well, I'm into conspiracy theories. Oh, yeah. What's your latest one? You talked about the... Well, there's a guy, quasi-luminous, and he's all about putting your blood over your intent, and he thinks that we're on a flat earth

dome. There's no space. You see a flat earth-er? Yeah. Oh, God. But he's deep into it. He thinks that we need to go to Mount Meru, and there's this portal out of this existence. We're on a grid thing, like a matrix grid. It's crazy. Mount Meru. Where is that? You watch a documentary about that. Oh, yeah, Meru. Well, let's go. But he says you have to spill, because you know how like satanic groups, they blood sacrifices for evil intent, but we could reverse it if we spill our blood to bring good on this planet? So how do we get to the portal? We go to the Mount Meru. Well, you're supposed to, on a piece of paper, I guess, like shed your blood and write, I intend to bring heaven on earth or something like that. And then... This guy's deep into it, though.

So you take this... I watch it because I'm fascinated. You go to Mount Meru, you write a blood letter. Yeah, and you're supposed to... And then a portal... No, there's... It's like this... You're supposed to... There's an exit out of this matrix, some... According to him, I don't know. I don't know much about it. It's crazy. It's not even crazy. It ain't, motherfucking, real dog. Okay. It's a waste of time. Why would you fucking sit there and watch that shit? I don't know. It's interesting. It is interesting. I think it's interesting. To possibly believe that this is... There's more than one dimension. That's absolutely interesting. Do you believe that? No, I just... I like watching stuff like that. Like you saw Interstellar, right? Yeah. Something like that exists. Yeah, something like that.

That's a good movie, actually. I like that. I like Interstellar. And the last one... What... Where is it? Do you think you live in a great state within the U.S.? How could it be better? I think it's the best place. I've been all over the country. I personally cannot see myself living anywhere else. It's like-minded. California. Yeah. I just like that it's all colors of the rainbow here. And it's very... It's like not one is a majority. It's like there are as many Koreans as there are whites, as there are blacks, as there are Mexicans. And it feels very comfortable for me to have that much diversity. Yeah, because I was... You know, Paula Pell, she was a writer at SNL for 30 years. But she's on love, right?

And we're sitting there with Brett and her and I. We're like in the holding room, whatever. And this lady is like, in terms of comedy, a beast. Like, in just terms of legend. Like, you know, like, Judd Apatow, like, respects her and stuff. And she's beautiful. She's probably in her 50s or whatever. Maybe. I don't know how old she is. But, you know, to bring up, you know, I'm not gonna get into politics. But I just know that if I just bring it up, that she's gonna be like-minded. Right? So she's like, and then Brett and then Gillian. And you can talk about, you know what I mean? How as liberal... I just know that they're liberal. Right? And I don't want to live in a fucking place. Just for me, where I can't talk about stuff like that and find allies.

You know what I mean? It's like, because if you're in Texas, you don't know. That's all. You also can't set off on your own island and pretend like opposing ideas don't exist, because you're never gonna get to a common ground. You've said that to me before. You have. And I don't know if I agree with you, but let me journey through my life to see if I can come to that conclusion. Okay? That was a weird tiger belly, huh? Yeah, we haven't gotten to the unhelpful advice yet. No, no, those are just questions. Unhelpful advice with Bobby Kalaila and Steve. This is from Matt. Hey guys, I found myself to be really serious and stuck up lately, and it's making me confused about my social life a lot. I'm wondering how can I be funny and laid

back like Bobby Kalaila or even Steve? Wait, I flagged a better question. You want that one? Wait, we can answer that one too. Because I'm confused about that question. I didn't know age. Well, that would have a lot to do with it. Or if he's just really serious and stuck up lately, he's making me confused about my social life. I can't listen to our podcast. I mean, you know, just be chill. Be chill, man. Yeah, stuck up like stuck. I don't know what stuck up means. Like hoover us. Maybe George. What do you think, Steve? I don't know, just chill out. Chill the fuck out. Yeah. I was just like, just chill out. Stop being stuck up. Yeah. Like that's a bad thing to be a stuck up. Also real quick, I've been playing Ruzzle a lot

now against people. So if you play Ruzzle and you can message and stuff, but play me. It's under Bobby Lee Live. Find me on Ruzzle and I'd love to play you in it. Okay. Okay. Why can't I make announcements like that? Yeah, cool. Give me the other flagged one now. And with the flag one. All right. This is a, is it the high school junior? What's it about? Christian Fox News coming out. No. I flagged it because it was actually a decent question. Okay. Yeah. Well, on, uh, was it every Tuesday? Yeah, I got my own podcast. So it's under YouTube, Stevie Weeby. Yeah. I do a puppet show called Lil Ray's World at the end and I'm trying to get

guests. I love that by the way. Yeah. So I'm, I'm doing a, doing songs too with the puppet show. Is there anything I'm missing? We're trying to get guests too. So check it out. Yeah. Cool. All right. So back to the question guys. This is a good one. This is from a throwaway. Hey guys, I'm a high school junior from Texas and recently my fear of coming out to my parents as a gay has really been fucking with me mentally. It may not seem like a big deal, but it's important to understand that my parents are Christian Fox News watching Trump train type who think being gay is a choice and would likely disown me if they found out to make matters worse for myself. I'm not really effeminate, effeminate in any way. So coming out would come as a complete shock. And in an old

episode, you guys briefly talked about how having similar conservative parents would make hypothetically coming out extremely difficult. Do I wait until I'm out of the house and let them know from a distance or do I cut ties with them completely before they cut ties with me? Thanks for the advice. Very conservative parents. Tough one. What's come out? Not effeminate like me. I would wait to get out. I wouldn't tell them now. Yeah. But also if you feel it urgent and you need your freedom today, it is your right to say it today. But if you're okay with, with possibly getting kicked out, getting kicked out, if that's a documentary called the Bible told me so, it's a really good documentary about that exact topic. And in some cases, a lot of these people,

it's all revolved around extremely religious families, right? So one guy became the first ordained priest or whatever in the United States and his parents are just completely supportive, you know, there's another story of a woman who is really religious. Her daughter said she was gay. And then the mother disowned her and they would fight about it like they write letters, you know, and then the daughter hung herself in a closet and died. And now the mother, her whole life is revolved around speaking out against, you know, religions that, you know, oppressed because she feels responsible and immense amount of guilt, you know, and she realized that it's an old really fucked up way of looking at homosexuality. You know, I just think that

the reason why I'm being real is that I'm not a Christian is because of that single thing of that they believe that gay people are going to go to hell in a fiery hell forever. Not all Christians. I mean, but generally, you know, you go to like any, what's that harvest crusade that they have those gigantic, you know what I mean, most of them fundamental Christians, right? Extremist probably. Not extremist, regular ones. The more hardcore ones probably, but I'm saying I mean, yeah, you go to mosaic. Yeah, there's a mosaic on whatever fair facts I put makeup on. Right. That's, you know, I mean, anyone can come. Right. I'm talking about all the religions in like Christian religions in America. This person's question is he's 16,

probably get out of the house. Should he wait to get out of the house to come out or should he come out now? You know what? To be honest with you, what I would do, I'd come out now because you, and I promise you this, even if your parents freak the fuck out and they disown you or whatever it might the consequences might be, you're still going to be free. Okay. And I'd rather be free. I'd rather tell people what I am that I, this is who I am. There's nothing I can do about it. I can't fake it. And also you don't know that it might change their, they might have a change of heart regarding it. You don't know the reaction. Yeah, but it could also turn, also expect anything. Expect everything. The other way. So I don't want you to think that, oh, I'm going to do it,

and they're going to be on my side. They could be like, get out of the house. Except the worst. But it's, I mean, what Pryor said in his book, the truth will set you free. Also though, but prioritize your safety. If you're in a super thick like Bible belt area and you think coming out is unsafe for you, I'd say wait until you get out. Yeah. That's the only circumstance. If you think that you're going to die from it, don't do it. Yeah. But if you're in California somewhere, come out. You know? Move to California. Yeah. Is that it? Yeah. Also, Steve, you want to play it one more time? Say all your things. Your Instagram. Oh, yeah. Just Instagram, Kwungu, Q-U-A-N-G-O-U, and then got my Stevie Weeby show on YouTube, right, George? Check it out. It's funny. It's really

good. I love it. Say that again, George. You say it. S-T-E-E-B-E. Oh, it stole your name. Oh, S-T-E-E-B-E-E-W-E-E-B-E-E. But next time, pick a longer handle. Why did you do that? Pick the longest handle possible, please. What do you think is the difficult for people? You could even say your own show name. Yeah, yeah. Stevie Weeby. S-T-E-E-B-E. What? Slap King. Any shows? No, no shows. Let's not plug anything. But we also have something we want to say, right? That's that. And you guys can leave for a second. We're going to do some housekeeping. Okay, cool. Guys, say bye, Steve. Thank you, Steve. Steve, you're awesome. Is that a weird one? No, it's not. I'm still recording, too, man. Don't worry about it. You're a great man.

I didn't think we'd talk about Colin. Guys, no, but you gave a shout out to a legend in Hollywood. Colin Drake all day. People forget about all these Hollywood stars from the 20s and whatever. You might close the door when you leave, Steve, please. Welcome to Tiger Belly, housekeeping with your hosts, Kalyla and Gilbert and Pink Day. George, hashtag the ghost. Has a Pink Day. I think it's a very bold move to wear pink when you're already pink. What did I say to you when I saw you outside? I was like, pink's my color. I saw Pamela Anderson once in like in high school wearing pink and I was like, we're similar skin tones. Maybe I should start. So you basically want to look like you don't, you're not wearing a shirt. And you want to fuck kid rock.

Also, I've never heard a high schooler mail go, me and Pamela Anderson have the same skin tone. Usually it's, I would have fucked Pamela Anderson. Well, yeah, I did have a poster in my, in my locker. You know that I've been to three kid rock shows. You? I know. It's crazy. Wow. I would not expect. Because it's, it's, this is going to sound really strange, but his shows are actually, I wouldn't go to one now. I realize where he stands on this whole like. What's just looking at him as a performer? He's a good performer. And this is, you know, when, yeah. It's a weird time. Country phase. Country phase was good. I used to live in Vegas and Vegas got to me for a few years. I ended up seeing three kid rock shows. For some reason, I would think of

you as more like hip hop and like electronica and that kind of thing. Don't ever put me under a category. A label. What are you? I listen to everything. I hate labels. I hate labels. Oh God. Millennial is the biggest fucking label. I actually heard someone go, I'm a vegan, but like I hate labels, but I am a vegan. Yeah. Like fuck off. You're Satan. Oh, anybody who's a vegan loves talking about being a vegan. Yeah. George, any announcements? We just have one ask this week, guys. If you have just a few minutes, could you go to podcast.study? Just give us a little bit information of who you are and everything else there. It'll help us out a lot. We just want honestly just to know who the demographics are. Yeah. We know who you guys are. A lot of your

faces from Instagram and Twitter and all that stuff. We have a good idea of what our audience looks like, but this will just give us an even clearer idea. Just a small little sample population so we can better navigate through future podcasts and promotions and sponsorships and things like that. And if we get enough people after this one, we won't have to ask you next week. So once again, podcast.study and be one of the good ones that keeps us from... So what do they have to do? Go to podcast.study and then... Yeah. It's just a couple simple questions about who you are and then what podcast you listen to. It's just a click and... But how would they know that it's coming from us? Would they have to enter... They'll click on which podcast they listen to. So they can click on

whatever podcast, other podcast they listen to. Got it. But yeah, be sure to click on Tiger Belly. That's all we ask. Okay. And then... Oh yeah. And Sanebox again, if you want to clean up your inbox, Sanebox.com slash Tiger Belly. Sanebox.com slash Tiger Belly. Go clean out your mailbox. You have an insanely accurate broadcasting voice. I feel also that broadcasting voice is dead, unless you're Howard Stern and you're running the whole game, but no one does that anymore. Yeah. It makes me uncomfortable when people don't use fluff words, when they're so professional and crisp about it. No likes, no us. It doesn't sound, it doesn't come off as genuine. Speaking of, here's a fun fact. If you're a long time listener, I think we should admit it. There was a time,

maybe in the first three episodes, we used to edit out fluff words. Then we realized... Wait, what? Yeah. We did it. We would have a lot of long, especially with me, because I just, you know, I'd just go by what's at the front of my head. Yeah. And I would have long moments of thinking and just looking up at the air and looking super tanga. Yeah, classic tanga. Tanga, very tanga. Tanga is like this, George. Like when you're just spacey, you're a space cadet. Can you get to the camera so someone can try? This is tanga. But yeah, but then we realized, it's fucking a podcast. We didn't go to school for radio and broadcasting, and it's just more real when you just talk. I also, if I had to be professional and I had to

be a proper broadcaster, I wouldn't be doing this. I get fucking fired on the first day. Hey, Klyla, pack your things. Exactly. Are you kidding me? Your tanga face is killing the show. Oh. Klyla, any announcements? No, absolutely not. Other than I went lobster diving again at night, and I was an utter failure. I could not. That fucking flashlight. I could not. Okay, so it's very different when you dive during the day than at night. And I hadn't. What's the difference? What's the difference? Well, for starters, I didn't have a nightlight and Jessica had, it was the only light that we had. So I was tracking wherever direction she was putting the light, you know? And it's like 10 p.m. You're out in the middle of the ocean. Running around chasing the

Yeah. And so when I would surface and I would look around me, I had no sense of, like, you can't be like, Oh, there's the beach right there. There's an island there or there's a boat there. There's just ocean around you. So you get very disoriented. That's scary. So it's like pitch fucking black. And so oh my God, George, I have never vomited so much into an ocean. I was so seasick and so because I just lost complete orientation in the middle of the ocean, I just it just like came out of me like seasick in the ocean. Yeah, you can get seasick swimming. I fucking dare you to go out there and not vomit. Fuck you, George Kimmel hashtag you goster. I'm still not. I'm still upset from that the other day. Hashtag George the ghost. Hashtag

Kalila vomit. Kalila seasick. God damn it. I wait a second. I do something extreme in the middle of the night and I vomit and that's unbelievable to you. Hashtag extreme Kalila. Let's get something. Let's get other hashtags out. I just wanted to fucking feed the family some lobster and you're gonna shit on my experience. Question. How many lobsters and totals do you get? I grabbed two antlers and ten as I mean. Wow. They regenerate. It's okay. I just just an utter failure because I fucking vomited and Jessica probably could have gotten a lot more but I was like, God, I'm not feeling good. Oh no. Some failure but the season doesn't end till March 22nd, so I still have time. She still has a chance guys. Speaking of food, is there, I don't know why I

said speaking of food, is there a way to promote that one thing we're looking at your Bobby's friend? The Kobe? Yeah. Oh yeah. So another announcement. Well, every week we're gonna try to and announce this. You can go to nation-foundation.org and you can donate to this organization that helps kids in Uganda get scholastic materials and all the things they need. Yeah. I don't know. Was it speaking of food, Kobe? Kobe beef. Help kids in Uganda. I was like, what? Not a laughing matter, Gilman. It's not a serious guys. Poor choice. Poor choice. Classic Bobby. But that's all I have. You can find me on all forms of social media, Calamity K. That's K-H-A-L-A-M-I-T-Y. Yeah, let's get her verified guys. Also, if you haven't already, you guys have been killing it with

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