TigerBelly - Episode194: Fat & Wild

Episode Date: May 15, 2019

Bobby is on fire, but not completely lit. Khalyla mixes dogs and birds. Gilbert watches Million Dollar Man, the musical. We talk Splitting Up Together’s cancelation, new home stress, dreaming of nightmares, Game of Thrones, and Thug Rose. Weekly bonus content here:  https://www.patreon.com/TigerBelly Sponsor links:  https://https://www.vudu.com/tigerbelly https://www.shipstation.com/ promo code:belly http://dave.com/belly Postmates App (https://postmates.com/) Get $100 delivery credit with the promo code: belly

Because I'm going to sing this song in the beginning. Yeah. Because I'm dancing with my eyes closed. Yeah, I'm going to sing this song in the beginning. Okay. You ready? Yeah. Five, four, three, two, one.

Wake. I'm not alone. Right beside my face. Eat this way Because I'm dancing with my eyes closed It's me, babe More time for my taste Oh

Hold on wait for the beat to drop This part Oh yeah Oh See me fall from your eyes To your waist Okay that's enough That's a new album by a new band called Rye

It's not a new album It's also a new band called Rye He's not new. He had woman. That song is called Taste and she is wonderful. It's a he. Whatever. Welcome to another episode of Tiger Belly.

I am your host, Captain Bob. And you know what? I haven't complimented to you guys in a while. And I think I'm going to start off that way. I want to start off in a positive note because I'm going to say some negative things. Some positive and then I'm going to yell at you. I like it.

Okay. So the positive thing is I was at the comedy store last week. weekend. There was a couple of girls from Toronto. And they came up to her at the show and they said, we listen to Tiger Belly. I go, oh, cool. And they're like, we love Kalila. We think that she is the show.

She's 50% of it. She's so smart. Is she here? Tell me that she's here. I go, that licks ain't here, bitch. Licks ain't here? Nah, nah, nah. But so, you know, I know the fans love you, baby.

and God bless you and may your voyage be a long one. Thank you. George, you're the foundation of something and you, no, you really are, right? Of something. And you touch many, many, many, you know? Many, many. Touch what? And there's something about you that's like a forever man.

So that's that. Gilbert, God bless you. I love it. And take care. Here now here are the negative things. Okay. I'm ready. Let's do it.

Start with me. Start with me. No, not you, babe. These two fucks. Okay. So Friday, I had devastating news that was life-altering. Okay. It gave me a lot of stress and anger, a lot of sadness.

It was almost as if a close friend died. And none of you guys today said, I'm sorry that that happened. Oh, shit. You probably even know that it happened. I think, oh. What is it? I know. What is it?

I found out this morning. I'm so sorry. I'm finding out now. What is it? You go Gilbert. I know. You go first. Get canceled?

Yeah. Sorry. Did you know? He did. I told you. You did? On the phone. The day of.

Oh my God. So Kalila Friday told you that spilling up together got canceled. Remember I said he's in a mood. I'm in a mood. and then Oh, that's what that is. If I had no on Friday, I would have immediately called you, sir.

Or you could have said when you saw me today, because you were at the house for an hour before we even started this thing. So what's your story, friend? Hang on, when you come in the house, do you say, hey, Bobby, how are you? Now I come straight here and start setting everything up. Yeah, he does. But I came in here to say hi.

I came in here to connect. Yeah. to see if he was going to say something. Do you know what's going on in their individual lives? Is it as devastating as losing their jobs? Yeah, I had to watch. What happened? I had to watch Game of Thrones.

Oh, there we go. That's very sad. How about you? It's Coena here. I don't want to upset her. No, I had a lovely weekend of the desert. Yeah, there we go. Hey, but babe, okay, so you know when the news happened, right?

Yeah. And I said, you know, I was like, because I was on my way out the door when I found out. And I was like, fuck it. I'm not going to leave the house. Let me stay here with. you what can I do for you and you you're very difficult to console and you're very difficult to support so what is the correct way for someone who um the way your style of being upset okay here's it is here's what it is it's very simple I got you food

jersey mics that's that was a win because I would have killed myself without that I got a jersey and then you lock eyes with me and you say I'm sorry for your loss and you just leave me alone for like 48 hours. So I did what was right? Exactly. Because I felt like maybe I wasn't doing it. No, no. I don't like being coddled or held.

I like to be completely alone and in a cell and into my own just like grim thoughts. I just never been, you know, that way. I wish I was different. I wish I could like be held and cry like a baby. No, that's not true. That's just the way you cope and that's okay.

That's how I cope. different. But so that happened. And, you know, when people say stuff like, well, when a door closes, another one opens. You know how white people say that? Exclusively. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, white people.

Sometimes a room has one fucking door. When that door close? It's just locked in there forever. No key. Right. You know, or it's, you know what? Here's it when they go spiritual. When they go, well, God has something.

else in store for you or you know it was meant to be really that's the worst when you're feeling so horrible and you just need a moment to feel horrible and the happiness bully police comes through and they just they have these one-liners that are so fucking cliche and you just want to fucking just punch them in the anus because you just don't want to hear it you just want a moment to cry it out but they won't let you yeah then they start spilling the one door closes the another one opens you know stop using my voice guys

I love how we all went to that as the go-to voice so that this is so that happened and then it got worse even so I was at the comedy store last night and there's this girl that I'm not going to say her name because I love her but she

she's a new regular she gets spots all the time now and I walked up to her I go hey we're friends with the same people this and then she's like yeah we did a job together and I go what job is that? Or remember that Goldman Sachs commercial we did with Mitch Hurwitz? If you don't know Mitch Hurwitz

he created a rest of development. And I remember doing a couple years ago a series of commercials for Goldman and Sachs, right? Is that the one with like Robert Kelly? Yeah, but Robert Kelly was on him. He came here from New York. It was fun. And they were like these long dialogue scene

kind of like commercials. And then like a couple of months after that, I found out that they just didn't air them. Oh, right, at all. And then I ran into Mitch Hurwitz in Hawaii. And I go, what happened to those commercials? And he said, oh, I don't know, I don't remember. I don't know.

There were no big deal. And then the lady, the girl from Sunday last night, oh, she goes, you don't know? It was you. I go, what happened? Something about you showing your penis? Not on set. Not on set.

But it's so I'm like I showed my penis Maybe on like a tiger belly vlog When you like stick it on George's shoulder Or when when Ari When I stick the candy bar in my bottle That was the same time That was around the same time

Yeah also the beach Ari Sheffier Doesn't like candy Like you know Doesn't like snickers up the butt I know I know but Ari Shafir Yeah

Arir Chirir cornered me And lost me a job Goldman's That could have been I could have been the new fucking Verizon guy or flow

Progressive flow The face of Golden Sex Yeah I would have been the face You fuck So anyway So then that happened And then to make even matters worse That night

I come home I come to the Coindos house to see Game of Thrones We watch it And that whole thing is You know You can see all you want I'm gonna finish the show

I love the show I had so many great moments With the show But But it's obviously they're rushing the thing. It doesn't feel right, some of the deaths. And, you know, Brand's just, that's it. Brand just did nothing.

Arc is done. You know, Arc is done. I think they're going to blow us away with a final. I hope they do. That's why I don't want to get too into. I mean, the penultimate's supposed to be the best, right? But maybe it wasn't. Yeah, but what she said, Amelia Clark said, oh, my favorite is the fifth.

one, which is the one we just saw. I mean, because she just burned. I know, but she said, I think people are going to love that one, right? But so, but no one's talked about the sixth one. That's not what she said. She said that for the fifth episode, find the biggest TV. And it, because it was a beautiful, beautiful episode. It is a beautiful, it shot really well.

But even, fine, that's fine. And I'm grateful for that. Now, why did they not want to extend into another full season? Because this whole season, in my opinion, should have just been the White Walkers versus the world. Yeah. You know, from all eight, whatever, six to ten episodes of just them, death versus life, right? Because it had come to that point. And I think there's so much to, we could have gotten so many more hours out of that.

Or maybe it's a budget thing. Or maybe they're just tired. Or you don't do six and you do ten like you've done every year. And you surprise us with something like that theory where the Night King, while they were attacking Winterfell, simultaneously they were attacking King's Landing. Yeah. Why you don't know what I'm laughing for? Nothing.

Why are you laughing? The way you said, Simon Taneously. I didn't even notice. That's just simultaneously. I didn't know there is a Simon. Simon. Simontonously.

I mean, you said Simon. Like love Simon? We'll have to rewind that. We have to check that. You know, that's another thing that I want to address that. There's no need for that. Yeah, I, I'm sitting here thinking, you know what, throw out a fancy word. Like, take a risk.

Right? You never have used it, you know, in conversation. But just throw it out there. And the first time I say it, she has to fucking criticize me. I said Simon, but it's Simon. You know why I do that, right? Right. Because every other word I say, you mock me for having a Filipino accent.

So outside of this podcast, You go, ting chong, ting chung, chik chok. No, I don't. Yes, he does. For example, yeah, give you a scenario. You know, like, if, let's say if I say, if I, if my, one of my A's or is too long in a word. Such as. Like, I can't, I don't know how to say nectar.

Oh, you say nectar. It's a nectar? Yeah. I say nectar. And he's like, ching chong, ching chong, ching chong. You go straight to Chinese? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I can't say certain words correctly because I, or when I say, instead of,

saying, I guess you're supposed to say clothes. I say clothes. Oh, like, okay, with a D. With a D. Yeah. And then he goes into the ching chong, ching chong. Yeah. You know what I hate when I'm on stage and there's an Asian guy in the audience?

What does he do? And I always go, I say sometimes, I go, hey, what's up Asian? Do what kind of Asian are you? And they say something fucking dumb and futuristic. Like, I'm human. Trying to be funny? No, that they don't want to be, you know, clumped into any kind of like, you know, category.

And I want to say, I get it. I know what you're doing, but I have a joke I'm going to tell right after you. Fucking up my punchline. You're fucking everything up by being like, you know, fancy. Too woke? Yeah, you're too woke, dude. But anyway, um, Ching Chong to you, babe. Licks all day, every day.

Is Licks still alive? Licks is alive and well. God, I pulled some pictures of Licks. Yeah. Wait, what? What? You have some pictures of Licks. Pasadena.

But I'm going to only show you guys a portion of my face, which is the important part, this part, my eyebrows. You have it? Because I only had seriously like two strands of hair per everything else was drawn in. I think the fans desire every photo that you have that's Lix. Those Licks? I will try my best. Licks is a fan favorite.

Yeah. Oh, fuck. All right. I guess I got to call some. Favors from you the hood. Yeah, some friends. You know? My carnadas.

Ching chong to you, that is insane What did you think of the episode Gilbert Sam is I think everything Not other than Not ching ching ching chich

That was the dumbest thing I think I've ever said on this On my vanquitos Oh Carnales Oh okay No hold on Is it carnales or carnalas

If they're all girls Carnal I think it's a gender neutral I'm Oh, is gender fucking neutral? No, Carnales, if it's all guys, right? If it's all guys, right? ES is a, is a they.

Who gives a shit, George? I don't know. It's a great lesson, guys. Yeah, it was a, we shouldn't have said it. Not only was it rushed, I think the episode, I think people were out of character. Orly, if they were out of character, they didn't build up to it with arcs. So, like, Danny would never kill innocent people. Yeah.

It's way too fast. Varis would never just go in the open and talk to John. He would do something behind the scenes. Right. And also, the reason why. Veris is dead in the first place is John's fault, right? And so he's going to get burned alive by a dragon. John's sitting next to Danny,

like not defending him or saying anything. You know, if I knew that somebody warned me, don't tell your brother Steve. Because I know that if I told my brother Steve anything, that you guys know Steve, that everyone's going to know. Actually, I think your brother is a better secret keeper than you. I was like, wait a second.

I was like, wait a second. Isn't it reverse? We've got it. We've got it. People don't know that, though. People don't know that when they're listening, baby. Just go with that, you know? No, no, no.

We've had major blowouts unerable in this room because you can't keep a secret. All right. So, all right. Any, let's reverse it then. Yeah. Okay, let's reverse it. Baby, you are, you are various. Right.

So my brother tells me something. Right. And my brother knows. If he tells me, the whole world's going to know. Yeah. Because I've got to tweet it. Right? And the next thing you know, I'm going to get burned alive by a dragon.

And my brother's standing next to Danny, you know? It's like, no. I thought that... My brother should defend me. Varus was such a massive character for me who was like... He stole a lot of his scenes. And I thought his death was a little unceremonious. Yeah.

Like, he was the fucking baddest motherfucker. And his only loyalty was to the realm, you know, for the goodness of everything. And he just died, you know, in the night. Yeah. By dragon fire. Not only that. Even the other deaths were kind of like lacklust. I didn't like Jamie's death.

I don't like his character arc. That was the one thing I was disappointed about. That was okay with him dying that. He died with the woman he loved, right? I'm okay with that. But someone should have killed the Circe. No. I don't think she deserved a good death.

By yeah, by Ross. by someone. No, she deserved to die there by the fucking... Yeah, but with no one witnessing, it's like, you know, it's like my... She got out. Yeah, she got out. It's like my... I have a stand-up joke, right, that I tell.

Why are you smiling? Because I feel like you want the Asian guy to say something to prep you. No, no, no, no, no. Human! No, no, no. I just have a joke where it's like, you know, I was in line with a friend at Starbucks. Some guy cut in front of us. And I was going to say something to the guy.

But then my friend said, Don't say anything because of karma. He's going to get it, you know. But I have to be there when that karmic thing happens for me to feel better. To experience it. Right. So it's like with Sursay, not getting anyone to witness her death, it doesn't feel fulfilled. But.

Because, no, but last, I want to listen to you, baby. Hold this one last point. Because of the fact that if she's going to be buried under all that rubble, they may never find her body. She's also not dead. That's a very good point. That's a very good point. But let's suppose she is, right? So let's say at the end of the day after the next episode,

John Snow is the king, Denarius is dead, right? And people are standing around going, Sir Cid's dead too, right? If you're like, we don't have a body, but I guess, but nobody knows. Yeah. Right? So it doesn't feel satisfying. I don't think she's dead and she's going to end up.

in a new place where no one's going to believe she's Thursday because she doesn't have the money to show for. She's like, hey, I'm a Lanister. And everyone's like, oh, that crazy woman over there, who always said she's a Lanister. Yeah, but she's one of those kinds of people. And I don't know if I've ever told you the story, I think I have. But when I was with, there was an old man

who owns the improv in Schaumburg in Chicago. His name is Tony. He's a great man. and I was standing one morning we were doing press and it was snowing in Chicago and we were at a light and Tony is like 80 years old and you see a homeless man

across the street and he would just look so like disheveled and cold and I felt bad and I just looked at Tony I go let's suppose because he was a wealthy man I go that you had no money all of a sudden your family didn't exist

and you were that guy How long would it take you to get off the streets into like a stable way of surviving? You know? He said one year. I get a job at McDonald's. There are just some people that even no matter what age they are, they're going to survive.

The head, the mental. And Circe is one of those people. Circe would go to an island. She would fuck whoever she needed to fuck. For herself. Or her way up. And she would survive. She would never be panhandling.

Yeah, there are She's also attractive Yes Yeah She is That's true That's a good point Babe

Well you can disagree with me I was just throwing it out there You know No I hope If she is alive Someone better kill her It better be Sansa Or Aria

Someone's got to get revenge I am loving the Aria arc though I am loving every second That area is on the screen That's true She gives me goosebumps Every step she takes I'm like in all of her

I And it's so funny Because the first episode when Brand is trying to do the bow and arrow and Aria's what seven years old and she does it It just shows you since the beginning What her importance in the show was going to be

She was like skilled even that at that age Her character's arc She's been through a lot of hell You know at the end of the day though How much joy has that show given you? A lot A lot Many years of joy

And there's a lot of comedians that refuse to watch it And I want to spit in their eyes Or do the thumb thing Yeah I want to do the hound fucking The thumb thing The mountain classic I think that the biggest thing Game of Thrones Has given me is a closer bond

To friends and family who watch it Just sitting there and talking for three hours About prophecies and what we think is going to happen with my family. It's such a bonding thing. I think it made our relationship stronger. I think it made a lot of relationships stronger because it was like church.

Yeah. And even the years where like when the year John Snow died, right? And then there was that whole weird seven months where we had to wait for the next season. That was way too long. That was way too long. But even that seven months, I remember thinking to myself, like months would go by.

and thinking it would pop into my head. Game of Thrones is coming out in six months. Like it would be a thing in my head where I'd be like three more months, you know. And then when he was, I think in the second or third episode he gets revived. Oh, that was great. And when he hangs those, you know, that little kid,

what's his, Ollie? Oh, that was in a good scene. That was tame. Did you say that was so great? Fuck Ollie. But that's what I'm saying. Ollie gets that death where we get to see it. That's a what the fuck moment.

Yeah. And Circe, nah. Rocks. Yeah, 9-11. Minecraft. Yeah, yeah. That's it. Yeah, that's Minecraft.

Here's another devastating thing that I saw was Rose. Oh, we didn't even talk about, forgot about the fights. I know you guys, a lot of people listening right now don't watch Game of Thrones and they don't watch UFC. So you're going to love this episode. So you're going to hate this episode. But I want to say something to Rose Namayunas. personally from the Slep King Number one

We've had now had Biz being on the show Johanna's gonna do it soon Don't tell her that No I know That's her Forget you fuck Joanna No no no no we want her on

No we want Yonah Yeah yeah but I'm just saying I'm just saying that we're not We're on the map Tiger Belly it's not a waste of time Yeah Okay And I want to say this to you

you were beating Jessica Andrade Andrade Andrage to a pulp What was I doing when she was fighting? You were doing the same thing you do Right before something devastating happens What is that? Because every time he over he throws too many praises And he says, oh fuck she's lighting her up

It's a clinic, this is a clinic And I always say calm the fuck down No I just want to ask you, was I crying He was crying. He was so impressed in the first round He was like, wow, this girl's a legend. And can I say something? Her footwork, yeah. Not only that.

No, no, no. She, even her jabs were everything. She was ripping her apart. Yeah. So much faster. Right? And then Jessica Andrage in the second round does an incredible Hulk move. Oh, Bruce Banners the shit.

And just pokes her up, slams her, knocks her down. She hits her head and she gets unconscious. But I want to say something, Rose, non-a-unis, okay? you have to I know you're thinking about quitting or changing leagues and stuff that's dumb, okay? That's the coward's way out.

No, don't say that. I mean, you're not one is what I was going to say. But what I'm going to say to you, because you're not going to do that, what I'm going to say to you is, I promise you that you're going to learn from that mistake, you're going to fight her again,

and you're going to get your belt back because I really believe in you. I've never seen from you fighting, what's that little girl from Sacramento? Paige Van Sant. From Paige Van Sant to now, your growth has just been exponential. Is that the right word? Because I want you to make fun of me.

Ching chong, ching chong, babe. Tushie, babe. Tushet. But you have grown so much. And I believe that to the point that if you fought Paige Van Sant now, that you could die. That's how good you've become. Yeah. She is a ninja rose.

She is a legend status. Yeah. And everyone watching that, because I followed it online and people I read about it, was like, that was a freak event. So freaky. So, Jessica, you can, and congratulations. It's fair game. It's fair game. But I have to tell you, you have not won me over.

Isn't that the same? Isn't that what happened? Who was it fighting? Was it Rampage versus Ricardo Arona back there? then, where he lifted him up and knocked them out that way. Yeah, Rampage, I believe, was losing, right? And then he lifted up Rokona from a triangle and slammed him. Yeah, I think that was in pride, right?

Yeah. That was really, yeah, Rose is awesome. And I think we talked about it in her very early episodes. I think episode two or three, where we predicted that she would be a champion one day. Yeah, she's great. I just would hate to see her retire. Retire or move lead. It's dumb.

I get emotion. You know, they shouldn't interview, like Kalila said to me the other day. They shouldn't interview people right after they fought because they're just so emotional and they have no way of reflecting any time. Right. You said that. Yeah, but I think that she's also been talking about it because she had a 13 month gap before this fight because she was, she felt very, um, um, uh, the Connor McGregor incident in New York with the, with the chair, the dolly got smashed. She was inside that bus. And she was really traumatized by that.

And that's the reason why it took her that long to want to fight again. And I think that that sort of like fucked her up in the head. Don't quit, Rose. Yeah. Yeah. But man, what a talent. It would be so, I want to see her for 10 more years. She's also very young.

She's 26, yeah. So Rose, if you're ever in L.A., I know you're going to do one or do Rogan and whatnot. But she's already done, Rogan. I know, but, you know, I really need you to do. So we're the next step down. Also, Interpol putting a snippet of Tiger Belly on their feed. Instagram feed is amazing.

Shout out the poll. And the Andy Dick episode was crazy. Yeah. You know, and, you know, what's that laugh about? Hey, I thought I held it together okay. I mean, I did rage out after everyone. Left. On the Patreon, yeah.

But that's just, you know, afterwards. Before, I just don't like, I just don't like strangers in the house. That's all. I'm weird about that shit. You know that. Yeah. So I also want to say that we're now, we're moving. Oh yeah, we didn't announce it on this podcast.

We haven't? No, on the page. So we found a house. We're moving. Yes. It's stressing me out. Papa's stressed. I'm so stressed out.

Big time. We went furnisher shopping later a day. Good stuff. It's so expensive. It's so fucking expensive. Like, give me a couch. Like, what's a nice couch? Like fucking $8,000.

What? To sit on something? Yeah. I know. But I mean, if you're looking at, we're not going to like, IKEA or Mayfair. But even IKEA is expensive. It's still expensive.

Like the big family couches and stuff, the shit's not cheap. Right. To furnish a home is not cheap, sweetie. Yeah. But we went to Roche Barbongo. What's that called? Rochee Boubois. Bois.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We went to some places. Like, there was just one, like, like, wall where they had one of the stores we went and do that had bookshelves. They look great. Oh my God, yeah.

Right? And I go, oh my God, look at this would be great on this wall, right? But they were like, you know, the whole wall was four different sections. It's like, think about this red thing, but half of it. Yeah. Okay. That's one shell. That's one shell.

Guess how much? How much for this one, you know, how much for the whole thing? Well, each shelf is $6,000. No, it was like $3,000. Oh, $3,000. $3,000. But it was, but you need, yeah, that's right. So you wanted, but you needed five.

Of them. To make a full shell. To make a full thing. Right? And so it's like... $15,000. Also, another thing I don't like is I think you and I need to dress better because anytime we go walk into these fancy places.

Oh my God. What happened? What happens? They think we're going to like try and steal a bed frame. Yeah. I'm excuse me, can I help you? Oh, yeah. Right away?

They really do come out of nowhere, right? Yeah. And they're like, because we do dress sort of bummy a lot, you know? Oh, we're beyond. Yeah. Yeah. And also I smell weird. Yeah.

I have sleep in my eyes. Yeah. And I also act like. I don't know where I'm at. What is this place? I'll say stuff like that out loud. Just to confuse people. Do you still chairs here?

Yeah, yeah. I'll say things out loud to confuse everyone working there. And everyone's so polished and well-lressed. What's going on? I'll be loud and I'm not just, what's going on, guys? Woo! Roche de Bois. Roche-bo-Bu-Bu-Bah.

I won't pronounce it right. But, yeah, we went to these places. But I honestly, I'm the type of guy that, because when I did this place you're not going to believe it but the painting and all I did that this is all you designed?

Yeah I designed the whole thing I bought everything I did everything I know everything's in a picture frame it's so impressive Yeah I went to a picture Yeah But I like to get it done

In two months and then I don't do anything for 20 years Oh I see It's a hardcore two months It's a hardcore two months So I want to buy all the couches

I want to buy all the, everything. So when I walk in there, I go, okay, we have everything, and now we're out. But it's a beautiful place. Yeah. And I'm pretty excited about it, you know. And for you to let you, ha, ha, ha, ha, to let you. Roche bonois. Roche de Beauvoir.

To let you guys know, we're moving away mainly because of the witch that lives next door. Oh, I forget. I haven't. The witch next door that put out those dog pooping flyers right remember

lady the reason why I'm leaving this area is because of you she's probably really happy about the idea I want her to be happy because my war with you

has just begun oh when I move is when the real war starts yes I like this side of you you do yeah yeah

because you always tell me baby don't flip off their camera anymore yeah you've been She's been doing that? Yeah, she's been doing that. Every time I walk a dog.

The worst one she puts, she puts Remy, our little dog, this one, this old dog. Make Remy flip his finger. And make her flip off the, wait. Paul from like 200 feet away. They're not going to catch that. Oh, they'll do. It grinds. You got to grind them down slowly, sweetie.

That is guerrilla warfare, what I'm doing. That's some licks. Because every time she checks her camera, camera licks is there with Remy and Licks is there, with their fingers up. Yeah. But you're always like, no, no, no, don't do that, babe. You can't stoke the fire. Yeah, because. This lady, this lady, yeah, because this lady, this lady put a thousand flyers up and down

the street based on something that I didn't really, like, barely did. It was not enough, I didn't push her over enough, I don't think, to have her do that. So in my head, if you push a girl, lady, a crazy human being like that, and let this be known, lady, you, I don't care who you talk to, You could talk to your parents and they can be, no, no, no, you're justified or you're a nice person or, you know, you're a great person, sweetie. You can talk to your priest or your counselor, this and that. I want to let you know when you look in the mirror, you're fucking crazy. There's no, there's no, no, but my friend, you know, says I'm not or my boyfriend or whatever. No, you're fucking crazy.

But a help in a soup kitchen. It doesn't matter. I'm crazy. Know that you're not a good person. Okay? That you need to be in a building somewhere. They have paddings and they give you like pills per hour. Yeah.

You're a fucking crazy, crazy cunt lady. But I don't want you to do dirty work. What? Yeah, I'm not going to do any of that. Yeah, you got to leave that up to me. You're going to do it. You just winked. But also, keeping up, people are getting their shirts now.

So when you do move, you can tell people to walk down whatever street this is with their shirts. No. Once you move. No, no. No, we can't send the army her way. A parade? Just on the street. You know, it's funny because she spends hours making these flyers and her little kinko's thing

and she has set up in her living room. And she probably thought, this is going to get him. Launch my career. Yeah, or this is going to hurt him. and it did hurt me you're right and whatever you did you hurt me in this way

you made me thousands of dollars because of those t-shirts you hurt me so fucking bad why did you give me for free thousands of dollars you know wow

way to sucker punch me she got you good dude she got me really good I want to say specifically made, but let's just say this. It's more than $10,000. So, so, so,

hey, lady with the flyers, make more. Go down the street, paper the town. I need more content. I need more content. I need more money. All right?

This lady. God, it's ridiculous. You know. Oh my God. I know. It's crazy. How is, I haven't checked in with you, Gil, because we've had guests. I know, Gilb.

Okay. Tim, I feel like no one knows what's been up with you lately. Including us, because you're so too, you're too important for us. Yeah. I also don't promote my own stuff. No, like you're too busy every time we're like, Gil, let's do this. And you're like, oh, no, I have like this going on. I already made plans.

So we're basically chopped liver to you. Well, you got me that Chinese food thing. Oh, yeah, that's coming out. That came out where? Where's it going to come out? Netflix. They said right now it's on stage 13 and Facebook watch and then I can't say where it will go next. Do you know?

Ish. But you can't tell me that. I can't say it. When? It's when that new streaming service. You know, but can you tell me? I'm not sure. Can you tell me after this episode like privately?

Yeah. Were you possibly? Yeah. Can you see it now? No. No. Why? I don't think I'm allowed to.

It's not sure. It's not for sure. But if you say it's not for sure Right can you then say it Well it doesn't exist yet Even if it doesn't that's the clue That's the clue Right doesn't exist yet

You know they're making a million dollar man movie Do you know that? A what? Mark Wahlberg It's trying to make a million dollar man movie Oh Like the TV show Oh I was thinking of the musical

Okay I don't know what fucking planet you grew up in But if there was a million dollar man musical There was I think I don't think there was. But it was a shell. Yeah.

And he's been trying to make it. I think you're thinking of death of a salesman. No, not thinking of death. I'm thinking of something with a number. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that to me. That's something with a number. Yeah. And I believe there's trumpets involved.

No. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, a million dollar man. Okay. All right.

I love death of a salesman. Yeah. Mark Wahlberg has been trying to make this thing for very many years. So he keeps saying, you know, this company, this, but it's not for sure. Sure, but he's throwing out in the universe. So why just throw this company on the, you know, where are they going to stream it? Well, I don't know. I think it's just like a, it's a place.

That's fine. So, okay, what else is going on you? How's your girl? She's good. Are you guys going to get married before Bobby and I? Probably. Yeah. Unless you're going to propose at the house.

No, we don't do proposals. It's going to be one of those shotgun on as well. Wait, you think Bobby's not going to propose? No. I feel like we've had this talk before and this is what Bobby says. He's like, babe, I just do. I don't know how to do it. He goes, do I call Abby?

If I ask you and you say no, I would never say no to you. I know, but if you said no to me and I asked you, that would scar me for all of life. That's worse than the dog posters. I know, but I'm a nightmare. You better say yes. I'm a night.

I've given you so much nightmare this weekend. You are. I've dreamt of a nightmare my whole life. I never wanted easy. Yeah, what kind of guys do you like? I didn't think I could get the type of inspiration. You described it to me. You described the two words.

I like them fat and wild. I've always dreamt of a man. I said, I need a fat and wild man. And that's honestly, it's a good album. When I do it, no, when I do a special, that's the title. Fat and wild. Yeah. I love it.

I love it. And that was always my first instinct. When I first moved to America, my first boyfriend, Josh, he wrote a BMX. He was fat and wild. And then as my hair grew up and I took my braces out, all of a sudden I shifted and I got cuter boys. But then I had to go back home. Yeah. To fat and wilds were.

Yeah, yeah. It really is an interesting person to be, being fat and wild. you know because you you can surprise people like if they don't know who I am right

and I walk into a nightclub they're gonna see some shit like dancing they've never seen before me disappear especially when I'm using doing drugs I'll be careful I blow everyone

fat wild and crazy I get really wild you know I mean yeah I eat pussies too oh one pussy just one but blow a lot. I blow everyone.

I blow everyone, but just one foot. Yeah. I have some rumors, but I can't say it. Damn it. But I want to throw it out there. Do you know what they are,

Claude? Yeah, I know what it is. I don't know. I'll tell you, okay, I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you, the gist of it. I'm going to tell you that.

I'm going to do the gist of it. All right, so. I'm going to give you a gist. And no one's going to know, but here's some clues, okay. Okay, okay. All right, but. Do I know what it is?

Yes, you know what it is. Right. Oh, well, I'm out this game then. It's a guy who's done our podcast and something happened to him. And that's it. You know what? That's good. Because now I want you to tell me.

Oh, you don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I can tell you afterwards. Hold on, hold on, babe. Look at me real quick so I can read your mind. Oh, yeah, I think I know. No, look at me. Let's see if I can read your mind reading his.

Hold on, hold on. Does it face mean anything? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, you know what it is. Oh, got it. What is it? Just throw it out there.

We'll cut it out if it is. Does that have to do a Dane cook? No. Oh, come on. That's your guess? That's your guess? Yeah, because he did this. Numb nuts.

No, that's not. Dane's face is all. No, Dane's handsome. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Dane, we want you back on the podcast. And your face isn't like that. Whoa, whoa, whoa. And that's not, that's nothing.

What you're doing. How was that, Dan Cook? TikTok, baby. Yeah, I know, baby. Yeah Oh, Gil. Dane, look at me right now. We love you.

You know, it was a great guest. People loved him. You're amazing. Yeah. That's not him. It's not him? No. I'll tell you later, man.

I shouldn't throw that out there like that. You know. But you know what's a fascinating thing about? You know. That's what you deduced from the face of him? I thought he was doing. And you were so sure, like, I got it. Yeah.

Yeah. Who! High energy. High energy, you said. Good transition. High energy. But here's somebody that we did a podcast with Brittany Furlon. I really love her.

If you don't know who Britney Furlan, she was a Vine Star. She used to date Josh Adam Myers, but now she's married to Tommy Lee. I want to say something about Britney Fernelon on the record. Okay. Tommy Lee? Like Tommy Lee Jones? Molly Crew. Motley crew Tommy

If you would have seen my face I smirked No I know Pamela Anderson Bro That's his Tommy Lee's ex-wife face It was Yeah

Come on sweetie Yeah I never saw the sex tape The OG sex tape Before Kim and Ray J Thank you So that was a joke you did Yeah You put a swore to God

I did George heard it before Because I actually was confused At first when he told me All right so So it was a joke But it wasn't Yeah, it was both.

You can't. Brittany Furlon is a modern day, Joan Rivers. She is super funny, super neurotic, super just endearing. I, she is an attractive woman, but she is more than that. She is everything. I honestly believe, and her and Colila hit it off, and they're like communicating back and forth. If they did a podcast together,

like an offshoot of this, like an all-women podcast, it would be, it would surpass Tiger Valley. Eviscerate. Honestly, it would eviscerate everything. It would rival guys we fucked.

We're going to call it scared sisters. You've already talked? No, but we just call ourselves that. Oh, I got excited. Oh, my God, I'm excited. No, because she's so,

like she said, she wears her anxiety on her sleeve and she talks about it. Yeah. Whereas I am, she's really an anxious person. Yeah. Me too.

You guys are similar. But I like to maintain or pretend like I have a cool exterior and try to keep things at a lower energy level where she's so the opposite. So the contrast works. But we're equally dying on the inside. We're just dying. See, we look different. The death looks different. If that makes any sense.

I love her. I think she's also very smart. She's bright and I've always liked her. When she was on Vine, three or four times I did videos with her. And she would just call me to meet a little Tokyo We'll do something I did it No I needed the numbers

Yeah But I also just thought she was great now I want to talk about The most important thing right now That I want to talk about And I just thought of it Is that my parents live in Phoenix This weekend

I'm playing Tempe Improv Okay What's that for? All your hands I'm playing the Tempe Improv I don't think the tickets are selling I know that Joe McHale is at the other club The same weekend?

Same weekend, right? And I have to compete with Joe. I love Joe McHale, but I have to compete. And I don't know what it is. Like, I go, listen, I go everywhere now and sell tickets. Even Cincinnati, I've never been there, was okay, right?

I mean, I, you know, because of Tiger Valley, wherever I go, it's sold out. But Phoenix is just one place where I haven't been able to like, completely crush it. Is it because Tempe is a college town? Does that have any...

No, because Tempe's in the middle of Phoenix. So it's not... You know, it's Scottsdale, all these places surround. And my parents live there. So I don't know what it is, but it's like, it's just one of those states that, or cities that doesn't, you know,

aren't huge Bobby Lee fans. And I don't know what it is. In California, yes. Even Oregon, you know, Washington. Washington. Washington, East Coast, Midwest. They're good. Texas, killing it.

If it makes you feel any better, there's someone that lives in Arizona with Arizona plates, and his plates says Tiger Belly. So that's one fact. I think he's been to your show already. Can he bring his friends? Can you bring all your friends, sir?

But anyway, I want everyone to know that I'm going to be in Tempe Improb. It'd be very, very nice. Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. To come and support me. May 16th, 18th. Yeah, and especially now that I'm, I don't have a TV gig.

And I want to say to people that did watch Spilling Up Together, I'll tell you why I love being there. And I'm going to tell you why my fans didn't really respond the way I wanted them to respond. It's not the kind of role that Bobby Lee generally plays. He was just a little bit more grounded, this character. But I want to say that it was the... the best acting experience I've ever had. From Jenna Oliver to the whole cast, the kids, everyone, from top to bottom, I really

I love. And it was an unforgettable experience. I also don't know how long network television programs are going to stick around. So it was like the last of that type of show. It just was, I don't want to get emotional, but, you know, I wish it was. stayed on, it didn't. That's life. People go, you're going to find something else.

Probably not. But if it doesn't happen, I still have this. If this goes away, I die. But you know, pops. You know? You know, this is coming from a pessimist, and I am, you know, the most pessimistic person. I have a really big feeling about this next year for you.

And I will, I just do. And I don't think anything goes right for us ever. Yeah. But I feel like... Esther Provinsky said the same thing. Yeah, I feel it in my bones. You know, I'm not worried about you. Me and David and her boyfriend, I'm not worried.

We're not worried about you. And I looked at this little fucking, fucking little cherub of a person. This cheroos. This little pigmy. And I looked at a little fucking pale cheeks. And I said, you have no idea what the fucking they're talking about right now. You know? Thank you.

You know? Because, you know, people have been saying that for 20 years. I think there's a difference between people just saying it to soothe you versus people in your life like me and Esther who really believe it. I would never just say that to make you feel better. In the past, have I ever said that? I said, no, I think it's going to be rough these next 10 months. She has said that to me before.

It's not looking good. It's not looking good. We got to fucking double down and work hard. But I don't feel that way. I'm actually kind of excited for you. Yeah, it's like, yeah, I know. But, you know, here's a thing. Here's where you know you're on fire.

That's the thing is being on fire, right? I'm not completely lit. Right? I'm not completely on. You know who's on fire? Theo. Theo's on fire. Right now is his time.

Theo Vaughn is completely lit. Right? Tiffany Haddish. Very lit. Very lit. We're talking lit in what? Leslie Jones is lit. Okay.

Right? Just on fire. I just like just gig after gig, deal after deal on fire. Me? You look at my schedule and I'm playing cities, you know. Madison's Wisconsin, June 14th, the 16th, Ontario Improv, June 21st to 23rd. Those are the next couple of the time. Yeah, yeah.

So that's not, that's for work and thank you. I'm grateful. What, I mean, unhelpful advice? Yeah. I mean, I don't think we can say it on here, but I feel like you've mentioned some ideas of projects that I feel like. Yeah, but yeah, I know, I'm me and that little gay, Peter. Peter, we've had, he's been on this podcast.

Yeah. Yeah. The Korean guy, Peter and I are, we wrote, we, we're pitching a show together. And we're, and we're, um. Here I am. Choped liver again. And Kalila are pitching a show together. Producer.

She's producing it. You're the EP, bro. Repeat, babe. Come me. Perfect. I'm so chapped liver and life. I'm so chop liver and lies. You're not chopped liver.

I'm choblo. You're still in the game. You're in the game. You're in the game. Sir Davos. That's my idea to begin. I know, I know. You're in it.

And now he's like, me and that guy. Me and my gay best friend. For the longest time, I've been telling Bobby, hey, this is the. the show you should make. No, no, no, you don't know what you're talking about. And then finally, he's like, yeah, that is the show we should make. And then now I'm not, fuck me.

No, you are in it. I'm just saying it. Yeah. Anyway. And not only that, there's also that other thing that you said would take a year to prepare to shoot. That's fucking huge too. Yeah, yeah.

So I'll do that one out, huh? Unhelpful advice with Bobby a chop liver. Hey, guys. I'm obsessed. I've been bitching Tiger Belly daily at my desk job. Thanks for what you do. I have a six-year-old son who was addicted to Fortnite and rages out almost every day. You rages out?

Yeah, you have to. It's part of the experience. It's part of the experience. Not like the compilations of Rages on YouTube, but he has punched the hole in our wall. I guess I'm wondering, as a mom who wants to teach her kid's self-discipline and rage control, but also want to sympathize with his testosterone, what amount of this do you guys think is acceptable? I can't stand trying to take a nap and being jolted awake with his screaming rage. God! Thanks.

Emily. If he punches a hole, if he punches a hole in one of your things that belong to you, punch a hole in one of the things that belong to him. Punch a hole right through that console. No, no. Can I just defend the kid? Yeah, go ahead. Sure.

She's asking you how to calm this kid down. And I'm going to, at the end of what I'm about to say, it's going to be clear to everybody. Okay. No, okay, I, the reason why I stopped playing destiny it's because that same rage. And what it is,

for those of you don't play a game like that, is, you know, when you're playing a game like that, you're playing online against people, right? And usually the task is difficult. Like, you know, in Fortnite, you have to kill 12 people in a row or whatever. You know what I mean?

Or, right? And if you die, you have to start over, right? and the prize that you get when you're doing it is something that's actually dope. It isn't like, you know, it's not money, but it is something that's, you know, specific. It's something that you desire and that if you don't have it, it's, you can tell that there's a difference, right? So a lot of things are tied into you winning, okay? And when you lose, it literally makes, you have to start over, right? Sometimes the event or whatever it is that's giving you that prize is coming to an end.

In 45 minutes, this is ending. You have to win six times in a row, right? And then you see the time go down and you have five wins in a row. And they, oh, I died. I got to throw. In the time, punch a hole in the wall. You know? Cloud looks.

So the only solution to this problem is not playing it at all. Boom. You know, so for me, you know, I want to play Destiny, but I haven't because Kalila gave me an ultimatum. And she said it's either the Destiny or our relationship. And then you gave me an ultimatum. What? You ultimatum back?

Yeah, he did. What? He's like, it's either you accept me for who I? I am or you don't. And I'm like, a video game addiction is not who you are. And then you're like, oh, you're right. Damn. Yeah, I tried that move.

It didn't work. She got you bad. So hold on. If this was her kid, though. Okay, we just brought the brand new house you just bought. Fucking nice-ass walls, right? Right. And you put the fucking fancy wallpaper that you like, a $600 thing.

Right? And you're really proud of the work that you did in at home. And this kid is just fucking freeloading because he's our kid, right? Right. Basically a mooch until he's 18, right? All of a sudden you see his big ass fucking... It'll be little with that art. Fuck!

Yeah, fuck, just through the wall. Yeah. Into... He was scared Remy. He scared Remy. Oh, sorry. Through your little studio, Ghibli, Ghibli. Yeah, yeah.

Artwork. Yeah, Ghibli studio. Yeah. I would say Simon. Simon. Simon. You would name your first. Simon, come here.

Simon. Yeah, dad. What? You can play Fortnite all day long. The rules. Read the rules. There's 10 rules, right?

You have to have a grade point average of at least 2.8. That's pretty low. Thanks, Dad. What's the most? No, it's 3.5 or up, babe. No. Not for the, my kid.

If he's super creative. 2.8, 2.8 straight A's to me. Is that C's? What is that? That's like C's all the way. That's fine. That's fine. I like average.

Fine, dad. All right. 2.8. Yeah, 2.8, right? And you don't scream and you don't break things. If you do it again, I'm taking the council. That's it. So either listen or not listen.

Yes, sir. But you would address him like that calmly? Yeah. But if he did it again, then I'd be like Alright give me the fucking console Gone Give it to me

And I would throw out the fucking window I would shatter Dude I've seen a Korean daddy And then and then five hours later I'm back at fucking Best Buy Which one color do you want You know Two controller here's two controllers

You want the special package thing Special Destiny edition Yeah yeah Special edition Yeah special edition Yeah so that's what I would do Anyway what would you do I would

Fuck you Ready, wall punch Boom I'd take an axe To his console That's the first Shatter Like that Korean dad

That was insane Would there was stuff like that A Korean dad walks in the room Because his son's playing all day Takes in like an axe or a hammer It starts smashing his PS4 and his TV Toll You've never seen that

It's fucking hilarious The kid just like ducks for cover Right And just keeps yelling dad Is he crying? No He was just scared as fuck Yeah

I don't know I think if my kid was a generally good kid and he just let his emotions like he was like super creative got you know good grades did sports and this was just his tiny bit of escape for two hours you know his feeling slip i would let it pass it's like you can't do that shit but if he's doing that on a regular the honest truth i'd probably play with them yeah and that's fine no but we're both punching holes in the wall you know and i measure the hole to see who which which yeah yeah yeah yeah is there another question or is that it yeah one more um i struggled with the percissette addiction for years wait what is it

percassette percissette molly precocet uh addiction for years which led to a nasty heroin addiction after overdosing on a highway and luckily did not hurt anyone or myself i entered rehab for the second time i got out this past summer in july and i've been clean sense i've gone back to school and i'm working basically my question is i live in allentown pennsylvania and i hate the local aa community every aa room is filled with old people i'm 24 yeah while the other rooms are filled with ad still using in the bathrooms are right outside. I cannot find sober friends and have extremely lonely. You know, no, no, no, stop there.

I know what are you saying. Joe. Okay, Joe. When I was sober at 17, you know, this is in the late, in the 80s. All right. And they told me to go to meetings. And my sponsor made me go to, I was 17. And he made me go to men's meetings.

Like early in the morning or Friday night when kids my age were going out. I was in a fucking meeting with 500 old men in a church somewhere, right? And then they come out to you, go, hey, pal, you want to get some pancakes? You're 17, you want to fuck, you know what I mean? Yeah. We're like, yeah, old man, I'll get some pancakes. And he teaches you about living in the moment and tools about life. You know, and I really honestly, dude, it's like those,

moments for me were life changers. You know, I'm, you know, I've, I have been all around the world. I've done drugs, been sober, fucked women, not, partied not, you know, done well, not done well. But at the end of the day, the memories that I have that are the most important are those specific memories of me being a kid and being around older men. I'm talking about like professionals, right? That's what you say to all the time is that you have to, you always say you love to surround yourself with people who've had a lot of time sober. Yeah.

Like when guys like go, yeah, I have six months. I'm sponsoring people. I'm like, nah, I'm going to go with the guy with 50 years. Because that guy, here's what I need. What I need is, and I don't really have a sponsor right now. Okay. And that's why I'm just the way I am. I know why I am the way I am, right?

But when I do get a sponsor, I would want one. that's going, I'm not going to sponsor you unless you do these things religiously. So four nights a week, you're going to go to do this. Three nights a week, we're doing this, right? We're reading the book and meditating or whatever, right? And you need that. And you're going to get Allentown, Pennsylvania, you're not going to be there forever. And here's another thing.

If there is only old people, create your own A meeting with young people. If it's five people, maybe you'll save a life. You know? Because that's the whole point, right? Is to help people. That's the only way to be free. So that's what you do. Anyway, I love you guys.

Come to Tempe. Tempe. Are you guys doing afterthought rules? Yeah, we'll be back with some. Howsees? You want to read the Real Papayas of May real quick? I do the May, yeah. Real Papayas of May.

Will Bochler. Love your day. Dick. West Diggs, yours is not great. Oh. Bon Johnson. Cuckoo. Spencer Brown. What's it? Rachel Wilkins, I love it.

Havis from Singapore is always my favorite amongst Melvin Flores. I love Melvin Flores. And Laslo Tat is another real papaya. That's all the papayas, huh? Yeah. Oh, the Patreon's growing.

Overall. This is just one group of it, yeah. Okay, thank you. Last week's probably one of my favorite in a while. Oh, yeah, it came out yesterday. Oh, everybody's saying your song was straight fire and other things that kids say these days. We've got to get the going.

I'm telling you, sweetheart, your songs are awesome. Yeah, and we're working in the studio. Bye-bye. We'll be back with some housekeeping. Hello, hello, everyone. We are back, and we'd like to thank all our sponsors, Voodoo, Shipstation, Dave.com, and Postmate. If you love movies like we do, head over to voodoo.com

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Cockay. Okay. There we go. Don't you watch a lot of shows like The Crown? You know, when English is your second language becomes extra hard. Just try the word. I cannot. I cannot do that to myself. She just did it. I cannot. I cannot do that.

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That was cooler. Okay, hold on, I've got to pass it back to Gil. But you're weaker going inside. See how it's worth? Because my no knee block me, shit. Hold on, George, pass it again. This is great. I'm scared you're going to get a paper cut

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