TigerBelly - Gary Owen & Bro What Happened?

Episode Date: August 23, 2023

Gary not judging. Bobby gets fined. We chat exchange rates, brown guys, stage fights, comic view, and Atlanta... Georgia? www.tigerbellylive.com

Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls Tiger Belly is going live and we have two beautiful dates We're gonna be August 26th ACL live at the Moody Theater Moody And then we're gonna be August 31st the Moore Theater and Seattle Washington Moore Moore Theater Moore And we want more

Hey, Bobby, you have really cool friends in Austin. You think they might show up to the show? They're gonna all come. If you don't come, don't ever mess with me again. I love that statement. All right, so you better come or there's gonna be Voodoo. Voodoo. Okay, Kowala, where can we get these tickets? You guys go get your tickets at tigerbellylive.com.

And yeah, we'll see you there. Bye. Bye. I can't complain, I'm asking go to live.com and yeah, we'll see you there. Bye. Bye. I can't complain, I'm asking about it. Oh, that's the one with a lemon. Oh, that's actually a pretty good one. Oh, that's awful.

Oh, God. Just stop serving. That's it. Oh. I don't know if you can put this on the mic, but why? Mm-hmm. Why would you guys see that? Is that a setup? I got a second to sign the mic, but why? What was you guys doing? Did you guys set up?

I got a movie coming up. When is this air? You can't, let me out because I was hot in here. Sag. Sag is straight. We have a waiver. We are allowed to promote it. Nice. Because it's an independent film. So Sag is going against Sag films. We're independent. We are allowed to talk about it.

We just got the waiver. I call Chris Spencer right now, the director. Chris Spencer, director? Yeah, it's Chris. I wanted you to call him. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we're on the line, we're on the line. That'll be great.

No, because we weren't allowed to promote it. And all of a sudden they said, he said, no, we got a waiver. That's why I was allowed to get the post on Instagram. We'll talk about it when we do it, okay? Do you use a headphone or no? No. I do it.

I do it. I do what I want to do. It's his life. I'm going to be a little bit more I'm going to be a little bit more I'm going to be a little bit more I'm going to be a little bit more I'm going to be a little bit more Bye, 4, 3, 2, 1 Hello, my name is Tommy We... We?

Bobby, we're in the Tiger Valley Planet We Well come to another episode of Tiger Belly what the fuck are you doing? I was trying to make an entrance I know but obviously yeah, you're my god. Oh, you do that. All right, let's start up for the dance. All right. Five, four. I don't like the alien thing anyway, right? Five, four, three, three. Y have a new, we have a guy here.

You guys, we have a guy. You know when I started to stand up in the 90s, I'm sorry. He fucked up. You know, in the 90s, when I started to stand up, one of the, no, I will. I have to give you an intro first. All right, so in the 90s,

what is, yeah. In the 90s, when I started in 1985, I started to do it open mics at the comedy store. Remember I told you, right? Right, right. And you know, a lot of the people, like locals stuff, holy shit dude, I started to hurt my back. So long.

Just saying a fucking name, and you're gonna did that whole intro. Did you just start? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Welcome to another episode of Tiger Malibu. My name is Bob and I'm gonna move over to it. And well, anyway, this guy I met him at Open Bike in the 90s. And he was one of the first guys I ever met. Gary Owens. Bob! All that for that.

What an entrance. It was a failure. The buildup was great. Yeah, it was failed. It failed. Fuck, man. Anyway, I met him back then. And I don't know why, but we don't hang out as much as I've desired.

And then when I found out he was coming, he was walking up the driveway of my house, and he did something that really offended me. He grabbed his chest and his piece. Oh, it's a great move. Yeah, it's a good move. But why did you do that? Because that's what you usually do. You do what?

You're hitting Twister. You grab people's balls, and I'm going dude. Classic. Classic. I said it changed. But here's the thing, I knew you before you did that. And then I knew you in the midst of your addiction. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now you're not. I'm so better. I'm sober from addiction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now you're not. I'm better. I'm sober from it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good. What do we need? 97. 97.

That was a long time ago. Well, you were already doing stand up. What were you doing? I was in a Navy and then I used to go to the comedy store. Were you doing Navy? Why used to go to the comedy store and like, and they didn't know me, so I'd go and like, sit in the back and then Bobby would have, he had this hair that stood straight up.

He wore overalls with no shirt. Oh, oh my God. I was just talking about that. I was talking about this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Down, down, down, down. I was like, I was like, oh, and I remember some of his jokes because you know, in your beginning, you're very robotic.

Uh-oh. You know, because you don't have a lot of time. I don't have nothing. So Bobby would always be like, but I remember the one about getting high. He'd be like, yeah, when guys get high, your eyes get squinty. He goes, and I go blind and shit.

I can't look at C. He look at C. Bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, funny joke. Then you look me up with some girl you went to high school with. I did.

Yeah. Yeah, who? Oh, wingman. I don't know. Did you do school with. I did. Yeah. Yeah, who? I don't know. Did you do it? You're welcome. Yeah. You, you know, you've never got anything. You mean nothing.

No pushing either. Okay, I got a question asked. Okay, go. So we used to go to Denny's and Wright and Pacific Beach later night on our show. It'd be like four or five of us and we'd be all right and run jokes by each other. And then Bobby, then Paulie Shore came down the comedy store in the

Hoya and Mitzi came with them and then they go, Hey, we're gonna have you open up for Paulie in Vegas. Oh, right, right, right. And he was like the first of our open mic guys to get a road gig. So we were like, dude, we were like, all weekend, we was like, Oh, we fuck right now, Bobby's the biggest man. I'm like, what's he doing, right? Yeah.

He comes back Monday and this and this motherfucker's holding court. All right, he goes, so I went up, I killed. I killed, I did, I fucking killed. Missy said, I'm gonna bring you up, you're gonna become a paid regular in LA, I might have to make the move. And then you proceed to tell us that after the show, you took two girls back to your room,

and then you said the cleaning lady's found you the next day. Yeah, yeah. And I tell you amongst those open-mikers, first week we believed him and then we went, is this fucker lion? Is that a true story? What is the truth? Be honest.

Come on. Did they hug Tyu for real? It never happened. Oh, you, wow. I knew it. The mess. Really? Oh my god, all my stories are lies. The man. Really? Oh, my gosh. All my stories are lies.

So how you hang on, hang on. The story, what? I did put a Vegas, because you can't refute that. I know, but there were two girls, and they went back to your hotel. I think this is what happened. Okay. Let's get real quick.

Thank you for bringing this back. Yeah, thank you for bringing it on. Let's bring it to the bottom of it. Okay. What's the original story, Tos? This is what happened, okay? I had waitresses at the lojoye comedy store putting their stuff in my room.

And Vegas. Yeah, because they wanted to come up and they couldn't afford a room. So we're just not gonna sleep and we're just gonna put our shit in your room, right? Like boots. Yeah. Like they only came because you were there, right?

Right. Okay, got it. I think you should just put them bro. You know, I have to read your voice. Just tell me sorry. I remember you now. I never liked you. I remember you. That's why we never do. We never fuck with each other, bro. That's why I'm broke. But anyway, so they came down. And they, um, so then I met these two girls at Polly's after party. That's what you told us. Right, okay.

So I go, come to my room. And they came to my room. And I think this is what happened. Some, one of the girls, like, maybe I was talking to one girl, but one of the girls stole some shit from the waitresses' bags, right? And then they took, they took up, we're not gonna fuck you and they left, right?

I've forgotten that a lot. We're not gonna fuck you. Oh, wow. But that was it, that's basically it. That's what happened. So when I was like coming back, I was like, what do I tell Gary and the guys? All time, all time.

Yeah, your hog time. You got to embellish stores with me. You said, this is the thing I have. Yeah, I'm gonna be the end of it. I'm gonna end up ropes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And just can't get out of it. The cleaning comes in.

Yeah. I'm untied you when you were free. Yeah, that's what, yeah, that didn't happen. Didn't happen. Yeah, yeah. But, did you believe it? We did, Bobby, we're like 22,000. I know, I know.

And I'm a master liar. We're just, we're, I mean mean we're just sitting there with our omelet Yeah, yeah, I do up. Yeah, but could I say something about you is when I when you started doing open mics You were just you could just tell right away. You were like so fucking funny. There was something different about you Yeah, what do me yo? I mean I mean, you know, like compliments? I knew it. Whoa, dude. Yeah, you know.

No, I knew it. And then what happened? Remember, I got banned. Do you know how the comedy store in La Jolla have? Wait, wait, wait. You got banned from the La Jolla comedy store? Before you got to know me, I was banned. For what?

So what I did, I went up probably seven Seven eight months before I actually started becoming open mic on Sundays with everybody. So I went up on a Sunday. I don't know if you were there that night and I was the last one on and I got on stage And I only had like five minutes of material and there was like you know 10 people in the audience, but there was like 15 of you comics in the back and I just said you because I don't know if you're there or not. I probably was. But I do remember those, the one guy was zoom-man. Remember zoom-man. Oh my God.

Bro, bro, bro. I would say anything. What's his name? I would say. Do you remember his name, though? I think Chris. Yeah. Claubber.

Okay. He was, I know he was there, because I remember his set that night. And there was a couple girls. And I became cool with them later, but it is what it is. So anyways, they were like half heckling me, half doing the whole, couldn't get through a joke, and it's like, ha, you know how it is,

I'm like, I'm flustered, I'm like, I can't get through anything. First time ever, I think. You were being supportive. Right. Can I just say, before you get, can I say something, I felt the same way. The first time you went there?

I felt the environment, right? Back then, in the 90s, in San Diego, wasn't supportive. Specifically for those people? No, us young guys, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But from the dudes that had been doing it for a long time, I mean, I felt like there was no, like, welcome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's more like, why are you doing it?

Yeah, because I noticed nobody like, talked to me that night. Yeah. I was like, hey, because you know, I'm more excited. I'm thinking, everybody gets along. Yeah, yeah. I was like, what's going on, man? I'm gearing a comic. Yeah.

You know, so, it's gearing up. Yeah, I'm a comic. I'm a comic. Yeah. So I went up and I didn't get, I mean, I probably got through a couple of minutes and I had a beer in my hand. Yeah.

And I said, hey, are you comics in the back? I go, I'm 20 years old. I've been drinking in here all night. Why don't call the cops and shut this motherfucker down. And when I say the lights went off, somebody picked me up, they had the Mexican guy and Fred with the crutches.

Oh, Fred Burr. Fred Burr. So they threw me out and then I just remember Fred, like I literally was on the ground, like he threw me out and I kind of fell a little bit. And Fred's putting in his crutches and he goes, don't ever come back! I remember I dusted my skull.

He died out of boat, huh? He did. He died on a boat, huh? He did? He died on a boat. Shut up, Fred. Yeah. What happened to Latino dude? The Mexican guy that was always with me. He's Frank Manzano.

Frank. Love him. He's somewhere around. I don't know where he is. Oh really? Yeah, but Ron died. Do you remember the skinny Ron? There was a guy named Ron.

He was a gen, it's that, you know, what do you call it? Not general, what's the second manager? Assistant manager. I know if I see the face. I know I see the way. So I got, I got, I got based. I was banned. And that's why I started doing all the, the, the, the black rooms around San Diego,

because I couldn't get up at the commie store. I didn't know where else to go. Oh, so I had like two of my Navy buddies in the audience at night. It was two black guys. And then we came back to the shift the next day and they were, we all make a fun to me like, damn, they go, and then one guy goes, man, you can talk shit though, Gary.

You can talk shit. You're like this, okay. So they would tell me like all the places to go, all the quote unquote hood spots. Southeast. And then El Tredo's Wednesday night was karaoke. I would go up on the karaoke bars. The windtale jokes with it.

And then about six, seven months later, I went back to the comedy store because I found my voice, so to speak. And I literally just swallowing my ego and went to Fred's and he said, hey man, I know I was here, I'm 21 now. I was like, so I apologize. man, I know I was here. I'm 21 now. I was like, oh, I apologize. And I told him the whole story and I go, so he goes, all right, I'll put you up this Sunday

and we'll see what you got. And I went up that Sunday and he was in the back and I walked by and he goes, funny shit Gary. You could start coming now. Oh. That's how I got you. Don't you love that? Don't you love that?

Yeah. So I got back here. He died. I know. He died on a I guess he was on a cruise with his parents Uh-huh, and you know one morning. He just didn't wake up. Oh, okay. I thought it was like a boating That's what I can you make it sound like you want me to make something up tragic He was in your hogtide. He grabbed a couple girls and they tied it up But no one found him. But you know what was cool about you Gary is that,

you know, you and I took different roads. Completely. Yeah, yeah. We just went, you know, different roads. I've always been like, with binoculars. Looking at you. Same here. Right?

Because you know what is, we're in the same fret. We're in the same fret, yeah, yeah. It's like, we went to college together. Yeah. And we went to fret and then we went on with our lives, cause there's nothing like those, you got a weird bomb with the people you open mites with. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It seems like you had a lot of beef with people from San Diego. Never him though. Yeah, I don't mean that. I didn't even. Was there just like a split, like was there this club and then that club? You know what I mean?

No, I just, I'm like Trump in the way that it's like, if you like me. Like, do man say for instance. Uh oh, duh. You wanna bring stuff up, but yeah, I'm like Trump in the way that it's like, if you like me. Like, Zumaan say, for instance. Uh-oh, duh. You wanna bring stuff up, but yeah, go ahead. No, but I'm saying like. Yeah. Zumaan.

What did I just say? I never really got personal with Zumaan. I don't know him like that. It was just, I remember he was there that night. I just like, if you don't, if you're not, like, here's my thing and maybe this is, maybe I'm different now. Is this him?

Is that Zumaan? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's so funny. Yeah, he's good. Yeah. So we would watch him with a line Is that a zoom in? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's so funny. Yeah, he's good. Yeah. So we would watch him in the line up and be like this. Fuck, I got this. We'd be like, that sounds just like an elephant.

Yeah, yeah. That's a bird. That's a bird, right? That's why he was called. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like, I got this a pair of key or whatever. No, literally like,

I felt like he was at the zoo. Yeah, yeah. He did, yeah. He would do camel noises. He just does animal impressions? He would have joked. Joe, he would joke to it. You know what I mean?

The segue in to the impression. Yeah, like pussy sounds like camel coffin. Yeah, yeah. I would have. Yeah. Something like that, you know what I mean? And we're like, oh yeah, pussy does sound like that. Now do you remember?

I think, okay, so you got to LA before, I think you were the first one out of our frat to get to LA. Yeah, and then we all came, but I remember the night before you were auditioned for Mad TV, you had me in the back of the, a comedy story like, dude, I'm so fucking nervous, man. Yeah, I'm so nervous. I'll tell you, I know that's true,

because the guy that, it was Guy Tory. I was like, yeah, fat Tuesday. Yeah, it was a fat Tuesday, that you, I know that's true because the guy that, it was Guy Tori. I was at, yeah, a Fat Tuesday. Yeah, it was a Fat Tuesday, that's how I know. Guy Tori and you were at Fat Tuesday. And like at the time, like this regular at the store, you know, I didn't have like that close friends, it was so competitive. But I knew that I could come to you and Guy

because Guy's such a nice guy. And it just was fanting. That was so nervous. Yeah. And you got guy really, the guy taught me how to get this show the next day. You know what he said? What? He's like, hey, when you fucking new girl, I know why that's always fucking, but because when you fucking new girl, right, you showed her all your moves.

You know what I mean? How about that? You know, you know, you know, ten years down the road when you're having a sex with somebody, it's just like missionary, and you don't get it. You just try to finish. Yeah, yeah.

But he was like, show them all your muscles. Right? Your comedy muscles. But I remember seeing Gary and Guy then and that really helped me. Yeah. And you got the part?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then you became grape friends with Aries. Look at that. Yeah. Do you got the part? Yeah, you got the part? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you became great friends with Aries. Look at that! Yeah, do you fuck with Aries? Yeah, I don't really have a lot of beef with a lot of... One, I'm not a round comics a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then, so I don't have a lot of beef with a lot of people. Yeah, I've never heard any beef with you with anybody. Uh-uh. Why? We got a beef guy. I leave people alone. It's like, even when you got shows of people, I just kind of go to my dressing room, I tell my jokes and I go home.

Yeah, I don't really. But it's like you, though, have been so successful in your career, like movies and, you know, you have a huge audience and this and that. We just took two different roles to get there. And I find that to be cool and interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you, I mean, I don't know how to say this

without seeming racist, not racist. I don't wanna do it. No, but you know, you went the black route. Is that how do you say it? It's the black route, that's what it is. And the way was you say that. Yeah, I thought it was because you're so universally funny. Well, you gotta realize, I was getting on stage at all,

like I was at the conference for once a week. But, you know, I was doing the black stuff in San Diego four nights out of the week. Yeah, I did Mexican rooms too. I'm like, I'm gonna go like, oh, I know, but that, when I won the members Z90, the hip hop stations, they go, they had that funniest black comedian contest and I won it.

That got me the audition for Comic View and that's what got me to LA the first. Wow. And then I got on the show and I'm still in the Navy and on BET at the same time. That's crazy. And then so then I end up getting out, moving up here full

time, got the host and job. So, you know, my, my first exposure was on BET and it's for the internet. Only thing that people had, because they have comedy and went away, was comic view. And I'm the one of the few white guys on there. Dante. Oh, he kind of went away. Don't bring up, don't bring up Dante right now. Why? Don't bring up no, don't bring up. Don't bring up. Don't bring up. Don't bring up. No, no, no, no, no, no, don't bring up no Don. Take it around here, dog. That right now, dude. Yeah, he burned a bridge with me, baby. What happened with Don. Hey, yeah. What? I don't know what he even gave him the fucking promotion. Do you even talk about him? Are the I'll talk. I'll say it. Yeah the I'll talk I'll say yeah

You love this I love I don't care what you say I love fire so you always go like this. I don't want beef all right I'll talk Okay, you're like with them serial killers movie like no, no, you're not paying me enough. All right, I'll do it You got it you got it got it, you got it. I got a dog that I had. You got it. Justin, I'm gonna get it. Am I talking shit? No, no, no. We're just reminiscing.

I'm back, I'm back, God. I'm reminiscing. I wonder the story. You look. We're reminiscing about people nobody's heard of. Yeah. That's not shit. That's not awful.

I'll get, I want to say the, I'm kidding. Let's just go back. So Dante, right, is a, I love him. I always start with. Oh, he's a part with. No, he was a little. I really like him. No, no, no.

No, there was so much love in the beginning. Because Dante was a San Diego, he lived in San Diego too. Remember? He's also much like you. White dude, can play all the rooms. And he was one of those guys that I would watch and I'd be like, wow, dude, like that guy's so funny back then. Still probably today.

Yeah. So then he became like, I wanna be a director. Do you remember? Oh my God, I know this story. Did God. I don't know this story. God. Yeah, I don't know this story.

I'm gonna tell you the story. I wanna hear. Tell you, so he calls me and he goes, I'm doing a movie. I got gonna tell you the story. I wanna hear. So he calls me and he goes, I'm doing a movie. I got how much is a dollar? Shut up. You know, big low. It's an independent movie.

You really said it. No, but it was just like, he was just like, it's basically for free. It wasn't like a lot of money. And he goes, dude, check it out. You'll be there for two hours, right? I'll get you in and out, right?

No, and you can improvise your lines. I just need you in the movie do me a favor He goes Jamie Kennedy's doing it. He has like a couple of lines So if Jamie's doing it, I'm gonna help Dante out. I'll do it right what year is this? God damn 20 years or 15 years ago. Yeah No, maybe like the movies called bro what happened? Love it. So the movie. Look it up. That's the name of the movie. Yeah, but don't show the poster until I finish the story though.

All right. So I'm there for like a couple, you see the poster? All right, so I'm there for a couple hours, right? And I don't even sign it and I go, all right, I'll see you, right? Next thing I know, it was Chelsea Paredi calls me. You know Chelsea Paredi, Jordan Peele's wife. Okay, big comic. And she goes, pro what happened?

That's her opening line. How many lines did you have in the movie? Maybe four or five lines. Okay. I go, what do you mean? I don't even know what you're talking about. She's like, you're in a movie called bro what happened? And I go, I had two lines.

And then she sends me the poster. Show the poster. Oh wow. Are you the poster? I was there for three hours. You're a man they used. Look at center of the poster. Yeah, they used, right? Name is middle.

They used my two lines to capitalize on it. That's a great poster though. I didn't get money for that movie. Nothing. I don't think the, yeah, I can't imagine, yeah. It made any money. And my point though, no, even when you before you even do it, it was just like a favor.

And I just felt like it was a lie and he used to me. Yeah, absolutely 100%. Is it a column? What? A him on it? Yeah, me and him talked at a Starbucks and it didn't go well. What was the conversation like? Fuck you man, what the fuck?

That was me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, what's up funny? You're voice. I start like hurting a different kind of voice. And then what you say, it's just, you go from like, it's literally, Bob, you're like zero to 100. You're like, I didn't go, it's just, you go from like, it's literally, Bob, you like zero to 100. You're like, I didn't go, it's like,

fuck you man, fuck you. And then I had an oatmeal cloud take because I'm like, I'm like, I'm gonna call it right. And then he also said, oh, fuck you, fuck you man. Yeah, yeah, it was like, I got it. I got it this far. And then that's the time to talk to him. And then I think you tried to apologize a couple of times,

I just didn't, I was just so livin' about it. That's like, okay. Okay, take it down, take it down. I'm more, here's my thing, Bob. I'm more diplomatic in the entertainment business because I know we all struggle at some point. So, I mean, this might have been his Hail Mary. And you know what I mean?

We'll get down to it. Right, down to it, we'll get down. We'll get on the podcast. Let's be honest. I'm fucking rent slate. What's the rent slate? You rent slate, you ain't making no money. This is all you got and you're like, fuck it.

I'm gonna ask for forgiveness instead of permission. I'm gonna put Bobby on the poster and let's see what happens. So I'm not saying it was right, but I'm saying when you struggling, Mr. Positivity over here. All right. What the fuck happened to you?

All right, Bob. But I think that at this time, it could have been a huge detriment to your career. Because things weren't going well at the time. That's why you? No. Oh, okay. I was at the downward spiral of my life.

Oh, okay. It was at the, no, it's a fucking, fuck that. Bro, you're right. Bro, what happened? Hey, look, bro, what happened? Bro, bro, what happened? Bro, what happened? Bro, what happened? Bro, what happened? No, you're right.

So, you know, I could have handled it differently. A lot of these things, you know, a lot of my little beefs, you know what I mean? I'm the king of beef. All your beefs are manageable. None of them are like, I know, Bobby, he's blacklisted. Yeah, I never want to, all your beefs, they come on here. Exactly. Yeah, like, I don't fuck Bobby, he's blacklisted. I'm never gonna, all your beef, they come on here. I'd exactly, this is, this is, yeah, yeah.

I agree. I'm telling you man, this is like Dr. Phil. It's an Asian version. Dr. Phil, yeah. Why'd you move to Houston? A girl. I got divorced. I got divorced.

What'd it mean? I got divorced a few years ago. Yeah. You have children with her? With my wife? X-wife? Yeah. Yeah, we had two kids.

Why are you doing this? I thought you followed me from afar. I don't have children. I think the kids in the binoculars. You two broke up? Yeah, yeah. And then why did you look like Troy Ackman if he was in a microwave?

I get that a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get a mix. I get Troy Ackman. Yeah, yeah. Biff from back to the future. Yeah. Tommy from Powell. I get Troy Ackman. Yeah, yeah. Live from back to the future. Tommy from Powell.

Yeah, you do. Those are three. Yeah, you have a thing going on. I do. Yeah, you like it? It's a good thing. It's a good thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so you have two kids from your previous marriage. Yeah. And then you guys moved to Houston. No, the boys. The boys. I got the boys. A couple years ago then you guys moved to Houston. No, no. The forest. I got the forest. A couple years ago. And I moved to Houston. I mean, there were always, and I was moving anyways, like, I was, we were living in the Bay area, and I was like, we, we had to

avoid, I had to avoid a process server for about five months. So we had, we had two residences. We had one in Ohio, one in California. Oh, I filed in Ohio. and then she avoided the process server and filed in California. Wow. So, I mean, we was on the run. Her and me, it was cat and mouse game. Do you guys have a relationship now?

You were cordial. Good. You know, she got served. Yeah. So divorce happened in Ohio, which is way better. Okay. For me. Yeah. I mean, that's what it is. That's where you're from, right? So divorce happened in Ohio, which is way better. Okay. For me.

I mean, that's what it is. That's where you're from, right? Yeah, well, I mean, that's where we lived though. That's where we voted. That's where we paid taxes. Yeah. There wasn't a secret agenda when I filed for divorce. I was like, no, I gotta do what's legal.

And we legally live in Ohio. And then we even know we had a house in California. But when we built the house in California, I literally asked my accountant and everybody said, we can still have an Ohio residency, right? Cause I didn't want to pay California taxes. I didn't want to go through all that shit. So I was like, they said, yeah, yeah, you're a comedian.

As long as you stay half the time in Ohio, half the time in California, you're fine. And I'm always on the roads. So I split my time. So, wow. And then you then you move to Houston. No, stay Texas. In Texas.

No, it takes, it's stay Texas. Why don't you go to Austin like everyone else? Well, they don't have a hub. I travel every week. So I, Dallas, Houston has the two hubs. So I get anywhere direct, you know what I mean? You're just constantly on the road. Yeah.

You like it? I mean, it's getting to be a little more, now I'm at a place at least I can pick and choose where I wanna go. Like I don't have to go to Fort Wayne, Indiana. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna have to go to Des Moines for four days. Yeah, you know what I mean?

Yeah, look at all my life, that's all I remember is being in some weird city, you know what I mean? On a weekend, it's so depressing. Is it? To me it was. Is it? To me it was. Was it? Yeah, yeah, because to me it was like,

because when you're like 10, 15 years in, and then you're like, I love El Paso, you know what I mean? Do you? Yeah. Interesting. Of all cities. You're the first person. Of all the city.

I love it. You know, and it was funny you say that. That was my first ever Road gig at a comedy club and I drove far read I drove sand to go to El Paso Yeah, now you remember David Arnold, right? No So let me just say something about him I Love him yeah, he's him. I love him. Yeah, he's good.

I miss him so much. Yeah. What a great fucking guy. Well, he's one of the reasons I got back in the comedy store. So what happened on the six, seven months I was out at Torme ACL, I had knee surgery. His ex-wife was doing my paperwork at Balboa Hospital in San Diego. So she's under cubicle. She had all these pictures of David up, all these articles, and I go,

is your house where a comedian? Is she gonna ask, I'm a comedian? And then she goes, I go, he's like on the road. She goes, yeah, she gives me his number, I call him. He goes, yo, you gotta get a headshot, you gotta get a bio, you gotta get a resume. I said, all right. What was this?

97 is right at that six month where I was at the comedy store. So in those six months, I'm doing like little open mics in the black rooms, but you know, I'm only gonna get a couple of minutes and you're only dealing with this black people. So your comedy isn't really expanded like it should. So he calls me, man, I got these headshots.

I typed up this fake resume. I remember I said I opened up a Jim Carrier to cancer charity event. I was like, I know. I said, you know, so then I start sending them out. You got to send a VHS tape out with your headshot and your bio and fucking bark read, respond it.

He didn't know way. Wow. He goes, yeah, we want you Thursday through Sunday. We'll give you 500 bucks for the weekend. No travel. You're staying at the condo with the other two comics. And I was like, all right. Got off work on Thursday.

Yeah. Filled in a got off on got off on Friday. So I got off. I remember I drilled the El Paso. I got there right for the show. And I just remember, I wasn't making no money. So I remember I bought a box of cocoa puffs, a gallon of milk.

That was breakfast. Yeah. Arby's had the two beef and cheddar for a lot of food. Yeah. That was lunch. Yeah. And then I he dinner at the club. Wow.

And I was like, so I spent less than probably 20 bucks on food. Yeah, he was good. Yeah, yeah. I was like, you have to do that. Is that how it worked back then is that you would have to submit your resumes to clubs? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was like, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah.

I was like, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah. I was like, yeah. I was like, yeah. I was like, yeah.

I was like, yeah. I was like, yeah. I was like, that, that, that, that, I did, I did it that way, but you know, but yeah, some people. Yeah. C-A, I, hey, it's called C-A, you know, you're a senator. The headshot, you know, all that stuff, I, I never did that one. Wow. I just, call my, you, I called the Jews and I go, hey, help me out here. You know, you do, you know. No, I go, hey, help me out here. You know, you're doing, you know? No, I did that.

Yeah. I mean, I did all that. Was Vegas your first Rogay? That was a party. Yeah, and I did five minutes. Who else is on that show? Wild Willie Parsons. Oh, I know me.

No, there's nothing. I love Wild Willie. There's something. Yeah, look at Wild Willie Parsons. Yeah. So what's the point? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I people you have with him? I know beef, no beef, no. There's something.

I love wild whaling. There's something. Yeah, look at wild woolly persons. Yeah, so wild woolly woolly was there. This episode should be called Who the Fuck You Talking About? There are these people. There are these people. There are these.

We pull them zoom in. Who in the body see? Yeah. What was this stick? I don't remember. He had great look. He's got a good look. Yeah, look at him with Kinnison. He's just fine. Yeah't remember. He had great look. He's got a good look. Yeah, look at him with Kinnison.

He's just fine. Yeah, yeah. He's old school. He looks like a WWE wrestler. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope he's still alive while, will he? I doubt it. Yeah, I loved him though. Nice guy.

He wasn't so nice. I don't know. I just remember him going, Hey, don't worry about it, kid. Just do the best you can. Oh, that's sweet. Yeah, that kind of guy. How old were you? 24.

Yeah, see where your company is already? Yeah, I was 23, 24 years old, yeah. It was like, because I did five minutes and then, you know, I got off stage and I didn't know how well it went but Mitzi came up to me and she goes, you're a paid regular. Do you know, you know my story of Mitzi, right?

No. Why I never became regular with the conversation or why my name's not on the wall. Why? So I get to LA like everybody else and I did the song and dance for you, waiting line on whatever day that was for three hours.

One day, yeah. So try to become a paid regular. Did that a couple of weeks? But could I just say this, the system back then was fucked. You have let me finish. Okay, let me finish. Okay. It wasn't the waiting line part.

Oh, it wasn't. So after a couple of weeks, it's like, wait a jump to God. We didn't get anything. All right, we just said. Okay, okay. So no, so I get picked. They call me and they go,

Hey, this whatever Monday, there was five of us going up. I was trying to become paybreakers. And it was four girls and me. And I was fifth, so I'm sitting there, and I'm ready, and I know I'm ready. Yeah. I go up there, and I'm not trying to be conceited, but I had the best set out of the five of us.

Obviously. When I looked in the back, when I got up over the four girls, Mitzie's back there and she's got the four girls around her talking, just holding court with them and I'm going, she's not watching me, she's not watching me. So then when I called the next day, like what happened, my paybreaker, they go, no, no, Mitzie said, you're not ready and I go,

and I said, I'll never go up like that again. And then I started doing fat Tuesday. And I was kind of like my middle finger like I don't really need to be at the. You know, that's what I'm talking about. It was the system. It's like, because Santhiago with Lucy Kay. That's right.

I was sitting next to Mitzi when Lucy Kay was auditioning. And she used to do three minutes, 45 seconds to admit it in. She just goes, Lime, shut up. Yeah. And I turned to her. And this is,

and Louis had already done an HBO special. Oh, that's crazy. It's Christ. It wasn't like, you know what I mean, he was a new guy. He's like a legend already. Right. What year is this? I don't know. I mean, he was a new guy. He's like a legend already. Right. What year is this?

I don't know. I mean, back when. 90s, right? Yeah. And I turned to her and I go, no, no, missy, missy. She had shout out, what you call, she always thought I was Peter Chen. That was a wait. Peter Chen.

Peter Chen. There was another, there was another Asian guy named Peter Chen. Yeah, I remember Peter Chen. Yeah, you remember Peter Chen, Peter Chen. There was another Asian guy named Peter Chen. Yeah, I remember Peter Chen. Yeah. Peter Chen was the guy is when I first came to the LA, he came up to me and goes, the only one Asia round here, I'm the guy. Is that him?

Yeah, that's Peter Chen. Oh my God, I've got him on him. Yeah, he is. He is episode. Also, can I just say about Peter Chen? Peter Chen would have, Peter Chen would have his own heckle lines. You know, you know those hecky heckle lines, like, you know,

I mean, you know, don't fuck with it while I'm working. I don't go to the fucking whatever, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't go McDonald's and Dr. Fry's or the Fryer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a hecky line. Peter Chen, I come up with my own, I'm rebuttal. So when that we saw him and he goes, some guy was hackling and he goes,

hey, don't talk to me, I don't stand up, or I'll put you on a rocket ship, you go rest right to the moon, that's the guy. Right, and we're all back there going, you'll be getting, it was like, it's gonna be the opposite of a slide. It doesn't make any sense, you know what I mean? But he would like make up his own heck of a lie, do you know what I mean?

So anyway, um, but that's why I never was a regular. Yeah, you know, yeah, I think that if you were to do the process now, because it took, you know, a meerkay, who? A meerkay. Pull them up, please. Yeah, yeah. He's, um, you know, he, he's my boy. And for the longest time, no, I don't know how.

Yeah, he's so funny. But for like six years, constantly, I was just like, this is the guy that's got, and he finally got through. Now he's getting spots. It takes a while. And I don't know why it takes so, so much, but Amir is so fucking funny. And you remind me of, Amir reminds me of you, I mean,

because you guys are just both guys, are just so obviously to me, just obviously funny, they should be playing everywhere. But that, what you described about like going up there and someone just like completely checked out and not listening and doing other things. It's the worst.

That is the worst feeling, because I'm not going, you're doing your set and you're watching her talk to people and I'm like, she's not watching me. Yeah. She's not watching me. But it was those girls sabotaging you. I don't know.

You have probably. Or, but also it seemed like a midsy problem. Yeah, come here. I want to talk to you. Like it was like, she was here and they were around her. And I was like, oh, she's not watching me at all heartbreaking. And then I thought, okay, maybe she's in your brain the conceded part goes,

I was about to need to watch me. Yeah. Like she already knows. I know what it is. Wait, I walked on my left foot. The girls walked on with me, right? Basin, how you guys doing? I was like, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up?

I mean, she could hear the laughs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When you would showcase, was there a crowd or was it? I'm doing it, I'm like, what up, what up, what up, what up. I mean, she could hear the laughs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When you would showcase, was there a crowd? Or was it average? I mean, you're not in the big room, you're in the original room. The original room, yeah.

And it was a normal weekday, probably half full, you know, they're there. Those original rooms, back in the day, it was weird, because I'd sit in the back and watch people, but it'd be like, the energy'd be low, but then once if you would get them, you'd get them. It's a hard room though.

Yeah. I've had some disasters in that room. I've seen them. I've sent them back. It wasn't just you, I've seen nights. Yeah, yeah. I've seen like five comics in a row. It's disaster.

Oh my God. And then the guy would go up with the balloons. Yeah. Top gun shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, you don't bear us. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Ah, that's it.

Like, he's still, every night he's still there. Oh, really? Yeah, I always thought. He closed us with the balloons. I always thought, he didn't give a fuck of the life or not. The music's so loud. He can't hear it anyway.

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I saw him walk into the comedy store, and he spit on the wall. It was fucked this place. You know, it's like, I, you know, sign feel of the same thing. There's just certain people, George Lopez as well, because George Lopez yelled at her. Same thing happened. She was, I never was yelled at her. I

know. He did though. He snapped during his show case. He goes, Hey, bitch, I came all the way down here. You're not even listening. That sounds like George. Yeah. Hey, bitch. Yeah. Yeah. So my point is is that you're not the only guy. I've seen so many guys go through that process and just not even get anything. And it's like, I don't understand how that happens. But it's like, I don't understand how that happens, but it's also you have to understand that you're so sensitive around her because at any given moment she could just

inner-mind decide, I don't like him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? So you have to kind of be in tiptoes around her. Did you find Robert William Rapperviah? Is that him? Yep, I don't remember him. He looks incredible.

What do you mean, listen? I mean, I would cast him in a West Anderson movie immediately. I know, but he would show up out of nowhere. Younger. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, and he would. What a cool look and dude.

He was a scary looking dude. To me, yeah, he was pretty scared. Green's a great color on him. Yeah, and then they used to fucking bully him. It was really bad. Wait, was he homeless? Yeah. Green's a great color on him. Yeah, and then they used to fucking bully him. It was really bad. Was he homeless? Yeah. Oh.

He was a homeless guy. And he was sleeping that green outfit, I think. Yeah. Well, he looks pretty good. Yeah, he looks good. Yeah, but there was a lot of these kind of characters there. You know what I mean? Are you cool, Carlos, Missy, and now?

I just want to bring up your whole past. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. We had him on here. I know. We had him on past. We had him on here. I watched it. Yeah, we had him on here. I watched it. But I'm saying that was like, you're a girl. I have to say, I just have love for him.

He took you on the road though, right? He, I learned everything from him. I learned everything from him. And he got you a car? I know. I learned everything from him. I was generally asking. No, I'm genuinely answering.

I have a question about that, though. Yeah, go ahead. Like, sincerely from comics, is, isn't it, isn't that been long enough? Like, he's been in comedy jail for so long, isn't it? Time that maybe just let him out. Like, he was never in my jail. No, he's not in my jail.

I know, but you know what I mean. Who's jail is in? Like, everybody else. Everyone else is jail. No, he's not in my jail. I know, but you know what I mean. Who's jail is in? Like, everybody else is in jail. Everyone else is jail. Yeah, I mean, like how much longer does someone need to be in my? I was, my thing with, with that whole situation, you just fart.

Yeah, sorry. Did you just fart? Yeah. Holy fuck, you heard it from there? I told you. Sorry. Oh, you fart any other guest? All the time. Well, you think that's disrespectful? No, I thought I was hurt. You and I were you. Sorry. Oh, you farted with any other guest? All the time.

Oh, you think that's disrespectful? No, I thought I was hurt. You and I were gay. I thought I was. If we were gay. Mm-hmm. Yes, so serious. Mm-hmm.

And we slept on the same bed together. Yeah. I would cover it. And I'd trap you in with the fart with the shit. Should he use to do that? Yeah. And you and I would giggle like little for boys. Dude, we would. Dude, we would.

We would. We would. I said, did we? Did we? No. Yeah, we did. We did. Now I know where this little card is coming from.

He did everything for me. Everything. Every hole. What? What? I think the problem with him is that if he would just apologize and just move on. That was such a weird age right now.

Like, literally, if you can just own whatever your fuckups are, right? People don't really care. They can move on. No, because I still read his comments and people still comment. People, hold on, I'm gonna ask you this. Yeah, go ahead. When you say read comments, because we all always think the people that are going in on people, there were people that were never going to come see you anyways live. No, they were never going to pay to see you anyways. So you're really holding

their opinion a little too strong. Also, Mitsu said to me, I've said this a million times on this podcast, I'll say it again, it's worth repeating. It's worth it Blake. You're not a star unless half the people love you and half the people hate you. You just, I never had that conversation with her, you talking to a story.

I don't, but she had to give you a little bit. I never had that conversation talking to had to give you a little bit. I don't like conversations. Talking to four bitches. We never heard of. But she would throw a little bit like, you know what I mean? She would also say, it is a sin to support mediocrity. And I asked her, I go, what does that mean? She goes, well, you know, if you see a comic who's not good and you say, good job, that's not good. So why does she support those four bitches?

I think she had lost her mind. Like she started losing some of her faculties. Do you remember who they were and did they ever make it? No, it was Chelsea Handler Whitney coming. Shea Matash. You remember Shea? I love Shea Niego. I love Shea Matash.

Yeah, she was great. She was great. You know, lived with her when I first moved LA love Shema. Yeah, she was great. She was great. You know, I lived with her when I first moved out of LA. Shut up. Yeah, for like a year. Then she got, what's she doing now? I have her forever. She's in Vegas, right?

She's in Vegas. What's she doing? What she was doing shows with the carotop? Really? Yeah, yeah. I never knew that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, opening for carotop. It's crazy.

And then I think she got married this and that. I mean, one day I would love to have her on. Yeah, she was a cool girl, yeah. And she had an edge about her. Yeah, there was something edgy about her. And also, I just, she's one of just, she was like us in the sense that she's a part of our craft. Yeah, yeah. She was part of us going to Denny's and yeah, yeah, I love the game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so unbelievable. Are you gonna move back to LA or no ever? I doubt. I mean, unless something happened that I had to move back here,

but I don't see myself back here. You don't like it. I do like LA. Like I love the weather. Yeah. Is he living LA? No, he's in Atlanta. Atlanta, Georgia?

No, there's another Atlanta. Atlanta, Atlanta. Atlanta. Atlanta. God, dude. What a Atlanta. Atlanta? Atlanta. Atlanta. Atlanta. Atlanta. God. What a Atlanta. Atlanta. Atlanta. I've been to Atlanta. Atlanta, New Hampshire.

Oh my God. That's like one time. It's funny. You say that one time. Yeah. He asks me. He goes, what time you land? I go, three. He goes, a clock. Oh my God. Outside, dude.

The dude, Oh, look, I just say something in Atlanta. We were just, me and Andrew were just there. I got fine 10 grand. What do you mean? What? Oh, yeah, yeah, and Andrew were just there. I got fine 10 grand. What do you mean, what? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I've got fine 10 grand after the show. You're fine.

We're happy. $10,000. But a theater. Because in a theater, you're not allowed to show the audience the inside of your butthole. You did that? You didn't used to do that, Bobby. I know.

You're taking the whole Mitzi, don't support mediocrity, it's not too far. I don't know. A mediocre the whole mitzzi don't support mediocrity as it's too far I don't I'm mediocre this bitch No because showing your asshole because it was a surgeon in the audience Okay, I'm so fombs when there's no way listen listen to me

just listen to what I'm saying Gary Jesus fucking Christ man all right how smart is this? There's a surgeon in the audience. And what do we play? Theater, a couple thousand people, right? He's in the middle there, right? And I go, well, you know, game of checkup, check me out.

So I spread out my butt, is there any bombs this and that? And he goes, not a good, on stage. And then I get off stage stage and then they were like, yeah, you can't do that, 10 grand. And then I got on my hands and he's like, begged, please, I'll never show my bottle again. And then they let it pass. So I didn't have to pay it.

Oh, so that's good. Yeah, but me and Andy. Don't do that. Do it again. Yeah. Why? Don't be showing your ass on stage. What the fuck? No, honestly, dude. Don't do that your ass hole on stage. What the fuck?

Honestly, dude, don't do it. No, no, you don't do it. I'm not going to do it. You don't do it. I'm not. Could I tell you Gary? I do what I do. Don't share ass hole on stage.

What? I will. I don't say the N word. Okay. That's the same thing. I don't know what you've never said the N word. Nope. On stage?

I've never either. Bullshit. Really? Bullshit. What did I say it? You had the joke. Arnold, no. Oh, yeah.

You had the joke. Can I get the premise of that joke? Oh, no. Okay, no, no. He used to be like my- Oh, okay. I want to hear the way. I don't say the N word, joke. Oh, no. Okay, no, no. He used to be like my- Oh, okay. Oh, here's the way. Don't say the word, though.

I won't. Because he used to say it, and I'd be like, cringing in the back. Yeah. But, did it get a laugh ever or no? It got a laugh, but I do remember one time. Oh, come on. I brought a couple black men on.

I can't believe you believe that. And do remember that joke. What's the joke? I can't remember you. Don't unearth the joke. Go ahead, tell him. The joke was, I don't know if. You remember that? Don't unearth the joke. Go ahead, tell him. The joke was, I don't know if it's dad or some, he goes, you, you, you, you, you, exactly like it's dad.

Yeah, I got you. You, you, you remind me of Arnold Schwarzenegger, right? Schwarzenegger. And he goes, oh, I don't look like Arnold Schwarzenegger. No, no, Arnold Schwar from different strokes. Oh. Oh. Oh, man.

Is that, but I was just saying that I was saying it. I was saying it. That's what I was saying. As my dad though. As his dad. That was my justification. What's my dad saying it? And it really, there's still,

here's the thing about that word. Yeah, yeah. Why people can't say it? I don't know if there's a rule that Asians can't. I don't know that law. Because you know, Puerto Rican say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of Mexicans to say it. Yeah. I don't know where you stand in this. I know I can't. I don't know that law. Cause you know, Puerto Rican say it. Yeah. There's a lot of Mexicans to say.

Yeah. I don't know where you stand in this. I know I can. Cause I say, as a Korean Asian dude, yeah, I'll speak for my people. Do it. We can't. Really.

Yeah, we can't. Your women fucking lot of black guys. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Stop, stop, stop. Say that again. You're, you, stop. Say that again. You're women. Wait, wait, wait, wait, say that again, but slowly,

I want to be able to absorb it. So, yeah. You're women. Fuck a lot of black guys. True. So, because a lot of men, and let me, what's your name again? I'm sorry. Are you looking at what?

Brad? Brad, let me say something to you. And you talk to whoever you need to be talking to, right? The exchange rate is wrong. What exchange rate? Because they don't fuck us. The Koreans? The black girls, they don't.

No. Yeah, so what I'm saying is that we gotta, like the strike, our Asian women are gonna go on strike, they're gonna pick it, they're gonna pick it. And we're gonna rework that fucking contract. They're not. We're gonna rework that strike, they're gonna pick it. And we're gonna rework that fucking contract. They're not. We have to rework that contract.

Bobby's like, none of my Asian friends have got any black tail. Bobby. Bobby. They. We're working, we're out of strike. Now, they're gonna see, they're gonna cross those picket lines so fast.

They're gonna cross those picket lines so fast. There was Filipino chick when I was in a Navy. Oh, I'm never forget. Here we go. You know, there was the elephant bar on like Tuesday nights up in like, it wasn't La Jolla, but I don forget. There we go. You know, there was, there was, there was the elephant bar on like Tuesday nights up and like, it wasn't La Jolla, but I don't know where it was, but anyways, a lot of military guys went there

because it was like dollar beers or something, right? So I remember this, this Filipino chick was just all over me one night and I was like, and I never messed with a Filipino chick, right? She had an accent or America. No, she was straight. She came from, from Men is manila in the Yeah, you know I was so confident. I know about Atlanta

No, she was first generation. Yeah, yeah, I also remember was we go back to her place and I was like oh It's about to pop off. It's crazy And I look and on next to her nightstand she had a picture her in this white dude and he had like a scuba gear on I go Who's that she was oh no, he husband he gone and I was like, where's yet my fuck was a Navy seal? I was like I'm out And she was like she goes no, no, no, no, no, then my fucking come home at any second I guess I'm infrared shit going on right now. I couldn't have got out that one the fucking fast enough. I remember she just said that she was like,

you're fine, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine. Be honest, you did it. No, really. I dipped. Wow. I'm scared, bro. You heard this for the first time. I was facing the heels.

Right goes trumps pussy. Maybe so. Yeah. Now if she was a black girl with a fat ass, I might as stay. Really? Really? It was just, she was just so aggressive towards you. Wouldn't I, I was even trying.

You don't fuck white girls. Not really, no. No, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's, let me just say something to you, my friend. What is it about white, the white woman that you don't like? I always say like this. It's not, I don't like white women. It's just like a light, I like black women. And it's like gay. If you're gay, you know you're gay. You don't like white women. It's just like, I like black women.

And it's like gay. If you're gay, you know you're gay. You don't know why you're gay. You're just gay. I like black women. Why don't I back out? I don't know. It's just why I like.

I can relate to this. We overthink shit with relationships. We try to go all deep. And it's like, my dick gets hard. And I go, this is what we're doing. Yeah. Let's go. Great. That's right're doing. Yeah. Let's go. Great.

That's right. That's right. That's great. I can relate to that. I think that even though I have dated white guys, my eye usually the pussy does not react to white guys. So it's related. Thank you, man.

Thank you. Thank you. Oh, deep and I go, thank you for that. Oh, thank you. guys. So it's so much shit about this when I say it out loud. What do you prefer? Just brown guys always Asian Latino black anything but white. Even though I've dated white guys in like the past, but I haven't in the last I think 15 years. Don't ever think it. You know, overthink it at all. What do you like Bobby? You know up your honestly, I'll be honest to you. I like them all Yeah Well, you know

That's the interest in that you say that yeah, I do say it Yeah, I know you said I fucking heard you say yeah I want to know and you're gonna know okay, let me ask you a question of mother fuck. I will ask the answer the question Mother fucker do it all right. Do you think I'm gay? Why'd you get up like that? I think you've touched a dick And we'll be we'll be back after this And we'll be back after this. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Whoa, that's heavy. That's like what Tom Hardy says. He's like, he's someone asked him, like have you ever had experiences? He was like, I've lived in Hollywood long enough.

What do you think? Hmm. Venom. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say, I'm not gonna respond to that. All I'm gonna say is I'm sober now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha great. Yeah, I feel like I'm almost 52 years old. I know what I want, you know what I mean? And I'm gonna say this, dude, you know,

let bygones be bygones, dude. I'm not judging you. I feel like you are, dawg. I'm not at all, dude. And I don't like the attacks. I wouldn't come on here if I was judging you. Yeah, I am so excited. Bobby, I'm not judging you.

I can come here and flex all you want, dawg. You asked him. I know, I don't know what to do. I mean you asked him I know I Know I don't know Answer my question honestly yeah And I also by the way just factually right I knew that there was only Atlanta was Georgia and that was the only Atlanta okay I'm not that dumb I knew that there was only Atlanta was Georgia, and that was the only Atlanta, okay? Yeah. I'm not that dumb. Okay, all right, it was a job.

My point is, my point being is, yeah, I don't even want to talk about it. But for your point, I mean, there are a couple of Georgia's in the world. Yes. So maybe you thought, you know what I mean? Like Panama City. There's Florida, and then there's Panama, Panama. There's Georgia, and then there's Eastern Europe, Georgia. Thank you, you know what?

I'm here to support you. Give your hands. I love it. I love it.? I'm here to support you. Give your hand. I love it. I love it. I've become the enemy on this. Oh, another one. I love that guy. I love that guy.

I love that guy. Oh, that's true. There's a Paris in Paris. There's a Paris Kentucky. There is. Oh, fuck me, man. There's a London Kentucky. Seriously, fuck me.

No, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Get some? Who do I like the name of that? Yeah. You do it every week?

Yeah. Yeah. And you got, do it out. What's the format of it? Well, I used to come into LA and do it, and I had guests, and then since I moved to Houston, once the divorce became final, because when you go into divorce, those lawyers try to get a piece of everything.

So they was like, well, they're like, don't shut the podcast. You know, you stop. And so I was like, all right. And then we, so we just brought it back. So now that I, it's back, I don't really have guests. I just go and talk. Awesome.

I did have Ollie Sadecon. Oh, so funny. But he lives in Houston, so. Amazing, yeah. Are you allowed to promote the film? Yeah, I can promote the film. I can be a person in the film. Okay, let's do that. Yeah, would love to. Look at all the film? Yeah, I can promote the film. I can be a person to talk to.

Okay, let's do that. Yeah, would love to. Look at all the people you've had you've had. You've had Kevin, Tiffany. Wow, dude. I've had Joe. Joe, wow. I've had every black person in Hollywood.

Is that Bill? Oh, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, let me ask you something. Let me ask you something. I want to do it. Oh, Russell. You can do it. We got the zoom in.

No, no, I'm going to come to Houston. If I mean, please, can I do it? Yeah. I would love to do it. You would love it. We got all kinds of brown guys. Oh, I would love that Many people think remind they go you look like you look like a kid in time out. No, dude That's true. That's true dude. I see it. You thank you. Dude, hey, do the hey, really quick. Show me the Jason Mamo face. Look.

That looks like Bobby's face. That looks like Bobby's face. Okay, I see it. I see it. I see it. I see it. Alright, now pull up Troy Eggman. Troy Eggman.

Troy Eggman. The guy from power looks like you. No, Tommy. Me definitely. Yeah. No. Oh, that one right there. Go to the guy guy Tommy from power.

We got a fight on stage. Whoa. Really? Yeah, it was fake, but people thought it was real. And it looked like I was fighting myself. This dude looks like him. Yes. Go to, go to, go to type in like Gary Owen fights Tommy.

And I don't know where you learned how to spell. I don't know. Is it? No, that's from my special. Like, we got into it on stage, and people thought it was real like, we really sold it. Yeah, that's it. So I'm on stage, and then he came on the side,

he was like, hey Gary, stop talking shit. Cause I was like, everybody say, I look like Tom. I don't listen to the part, you know? I don't listen to the part, I can't have the seat. That was at the Toyota Center. How many seats? Shit, cuz I was like everybody's saying I look like Tom That was at the Toyota Center how many seats 30,000 oh shit, I mean 50 cent was on the show to see what I think Wow Body type You can use the same body type. Wow. How are you?

How are these fine? Don't step on that. Move your thing. I'm sorry. That scared me. What a great fight. Where are you going? We can do it afterwards. Yeah, it's okay. We won't step on it.

Yeah, yeah, it's fine. What did Chris say? Do you want me to call him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a put on speaker. Put speaker. I don't know him. You don't remember my Chris?

No, no, no, no. I don't know. I have to. Don't take it. Oh my god. I see it. Yo, I'm on Bobby Lee's podcast. If I like, no, he wants to make sure we can promote the movie. Chris. He didn't believe me. Give me the fuck. He didn't believe me. Chris.

Yes, Bobby Lee. How are you? I am great. Do you? We have a sack Do you have a sag waiver? No, let's talk about, do you love me or no? I mean, I would love you if you wouldn't invite a meaty-cum-do to fuck your ass. No, you're on the list. Chris, I'm more popular. I'm a saint from five years. So we're okay to promote the movie.

I'm going to do Ken Chung's Jaguar belly. Ken Chung's Jaguar belly. It's a really good podcast. Anyway, Chris, we can promote the movie? That's not, yeah, it's absolutely. Okay, we're gonna do it. You're very handsome, very talented. I need to shit the come out.

What is this podcast gonna come out? In two weeks. No! I need to come out. What is this podcast gonna come out? In two weeks. No, we need this motherfucker to come out before this movie comes out Friday. It does. I know. I know we don't put them out until Mondays. No, what? Wednesday. Yeah. What's it? What's it today? Tuesday Tuesday?

We'll try. We'll try. We'll try. It'd be great if we could. What's it what's they today Tuesday Tuesday? Park will try we'll try we'll try we'll try So I We got a big Fucking funny yeah, how many times I've I told you the Spencer and then you guys know do it now Oh, fuck, I put it in the chat. Oh, fuck, so fucking funny. Yeah. How many times have I told you who's Spencer and that you guys know do it? Now, this is the kind of shit I get.

There's the poster. That looks fun. It looks so fun. Oh my God. So we shot that almost two years ago in Vegas and I love it because Chris hired all comedians. And then Wes is really fun. And then Kevin Hartson,

Titan. Kevin Hartson, but he, he's like a surprise. Oh, I see. Like, we probably shouldn't say that on here. No, no, no, but they, they, they, they, they put him on one of the trailers. I think, okay, so you can say he's on. Wow.

Congratulations, dude. Congrats. Thanks. That sounds like a name of the audio. Oh, back on the strip. Back on the strip. Yeah. Yeah. August 18th. And Spencer directed it. Back on the strip. Yeah. Yeah.

August 18th. And Spencer directed it. He spends the first movie. So I had a, it's crazy because I had my reality show on BET back in 2016. Uh-huh. And he, uh, I brought him on as a, it's crazy. So here's a crazy part. Yeah.

So I brought Chris on as a writer for half the season and I brought David Arnold the second half. Oh. Cause I had, I had, I had, I, we were filmed for like six weeks. So Chris came for the first two or three, and then the studio was like, we need somebody else. I mean, you don't need writers throughout the show, we need somebody to lead people on a little bit

and they know you, and they kept trying to pitch me other people. And I said, no, no, no, I said, I want David. And my reasoning was, David helped me get started in standup. So I was like, this was my chance to kind of pay it back, pay it forward a little bit. So we got him on the show, which was great. So we got to hang out for like three weeks at the house. But the first episode of that reality show Chris pitches me this movie in 2016. And my first episode was me like trying to get

in shape, like my stripper moves and shit, and then he calls me back in two years ago, 2021, five years later, he goes, hey, the movie guy Greenlight, I go shut the fuck up. Wow. So he goes, so I got it. Oh, you know, he's one of those guys, he says what he means.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not, there's no bullshit with him. Yeah. Funny guy, I've always loved him. Chris, he's, he's like just to call him, he'll tag your shit so fast. So fast. And also, you know, when David passed away,

yeah, he was on it. He was the guy that everyone would call and go, what's going on and this and that. I mean, that was his guy though. I know, that was his, what's devastating. I don't wanna end it. I guess we'll end with death. No, no, it's over.

But here's the circle. I think when I got excited for you. What about you? No, for you. I like it. So you get the LA, this is before Mad TV. Fuck yeah. And I'm in Chicago.

I'm headlining, but I'm not really moving a lot of tickets, but I'm doing the clubs and their paper in a little bit, right? Yeah. I'm in Chicago, and the more I'm getting ready to press, I look up at this big ass fucking billboard and it's you in an astronaut outfit with some other guy. It was like some ad or commercial. I be.

And I went holy fuck, it's Bobby Lee and the guy goes, who's that? I go, dude, I used to open my mic with him. Really? It's San Diego and I go, he did a fucking astronaut outfit. Wow. And I was like, I was so happy. I was so happy, I was like, oh, fuck, he got something.

Yeah, yeah. And similar like, when we were in San Diego, the mainstream nights, I'd be hanging out with you and stuff. When I would do the black rooms, you know, I was always with Nick Cannon. Really? Nick was always doing the black shit, you got excited. From San Diego.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he started in San Diego. I didn't know. Yeah, he was in the middle. Yeah, he started in San Diego. I didn't know. Yeah, he was in a rap group called the bomb squad. And then he, I got, it's crazy. So I got, I was one like these final comedians, Magic Johnson at that talk show, The Magic Hour. And they were looking at me be the co-host. They went up going with Craig Shoemaker.

But, I like, yeah. But I remember I was at my house in San Diego and Nick came with his manager at the time and I'm editing this VHS tape to give the magic of like my highlights. I got no highlights. It's all like open El Torritos here and a bit of the comedy story.

It's awful. And I remember Nick, he was in my living room and I was like, yeah, I'm magic Johnson man. I think he wants to see me and I remember Nick goes, I think I might do stand up. I was like, you should. You should. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then who knew? Same with me in Alley Wong. She was a journalist in San Francisco and she was interviewing me for the movie kicking at old school. I did with Jamie Kennedy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

And then she goes, I'm thinking about doing stand up. I go, you should. Okay, I don't want a story top, you're all like, I can. I could win up you too. All right, I got one too in the barrel. So you go ahead. All right, I'm gonna tell you my alley Wong story.

Oh, you have an alley Wong story. Yeah, go ahead. So she opened for me when I did the punchline in San Francisco. And then me and Shaq had a TV show in 2012. And I told her, I was like, I don't know, but everyone I always say is gonna blow up, is gonna blow up. You're gonna blow up.

I don't know how, and I don't know when, but it's gonna happen. Fucking told her, 2012. So that was you, just saying. So funny because she can validate it. Can I say this? Yeah. She wrote a book.

I'm in it. You're not. Really? Well, I'll just say this. Yeah. Shang Wang took my heat. Well, he's great. Yeah, great guy.

Yeah. What does that even mean? Took your heat. What the fuck does that even mean? I don't know. Yeah. Let's go with the conversation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who's the other guy with you? Eric Kirchberger. Where's he at? I don't know. That's a really cool poster actually. That's pretty cool. Now Bobby's like on the frame. They were just sitting there. How'd you get that? I auditioned for it. How did you just stand there?

In the asser off. Did you come in like, oh no! No, no, no, no. It was, nope, because back then it's like, uh... You're in the book. What the hell? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a little paragraph.

Did you give you credit? Yeah, a little credit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Asian camaraderie shit. Oh really? Oh, dude, you credit? Asker. I will ask her.

Next time you see her. You're asker. Give Gary Owen. Is it plural? No, there's no S. I'm right in the air. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Black famous.

Give Gary Owen a round of applause, everybody. Hey Gary. There's my schedule. That's his schedule, check it out. Keep going. Yeah, don't stop. Keep going. Keep's my schedule. Gary. That's his schedule. Check it out. Keep going. Yeah. It don't stop.

Keep going. Whoa. Holy shit. That's a lot of dates. Yeah. It's a lot. Yeah, lay October 27th. I have the Microsoft.

Love San Jose improv. I was just played it like four months ago. Yeah. Love it. I'm going to film there. I'll film my next episode. Okay. I like that, dude.

Okay. Congratulations, man. I'm doing it myself. It's not like I'm... I'm kidding. All right, I got a Netflix, my short. You got Netflix? You want a guy in your special? Nothing. Anyway, let's move on. Good night!

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