TigerBelly - Gen Alpha Breaks Bobby Lee

Episode Date: March 18, 2026

Jules & Isa, rising internet chaos agents, immediately test Bobby’s patience. We chat, Sandbox screaming, sibling dynamics, K-pop takes, memory lies, Gen-Alpha education, cruise ship disasters, raw scallops,  Lexapro spirals, Coachella chaos, and why Bobby might actually be cooked. Go to www.helixsleep.com/tigerbelly for 20% Off Sitewide. Download the app now and sign up with code TIGERBELLY. Claim your FIVE HUNDRED FLEX SPINS and choose your slots! The Crown is Yours. In partnership with DraftKings Casino.

Hey everybody, Bobby Lee here. Hello, hello, hello, hello. Hi, hi, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Bobby Lee, the finally tour is up for sale, 2006. You know, I shot a special for Hulu, and I'm going to go one strong tour before the special airs. I'll be in Detroit, Indianapolis, Montclair, Atlantic City, Medford, San Antonio, Houston, Dallas, etc., etc.

Go to Bobby Lee. com Live to get your tickets. I'll be there too. Yeah, oh yeah, cats opening. and also Ramsey Badawi. No one cares. But anyway. Can I come to some?

You can come to some. Hey, Alex. Oh, my God. Here we go. Alex. Megan Rapino called. She wants her hair cut back. You don't know who that is.

Is it a rapist? Rapino? I think it's that. It's Rapino. Rapino. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She wants a haircut back, dude. What are you a lesbian soccer player?

What is going on with you today, dude? What's going on? Is that the new fashion? Jesus Christ. I like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it, too. Cool.

Yeah, yeah. No, no, you gotta change it to normal, dude, because it looks ridiculous. Anyway, what are you going to get to little for next weekend? Big Katie Lang fan? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love Katie Lang. Yeah, yeah.

Because I kind of. That's all you, dude. I should do the teal. Yeah, yeah. Dude, Alex. Wait, you know what, Alex? She is pretty badass, so just, you know. She's badass, dude.

It's not a diss. No, the one, the one that the sock in me at. Give it the blonde one right there. There go. I mean, that's our. But to me, that was sick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, anyway, did you watch, like, a movie and when that's the thing?

It was inspiration. Was it like Blade Runner or something? Well, I've been had my... You said Rutger Howard and you're like, what? I had my hair blonde. before like even when we were playing war zone together oh you did yeah yeah you never you never bleached your hair like colored your hair never not as a human adult no oh you have virgin hair yeah yeah yeah yeah you know when i was 12 and i was rebellious and cutting myself and you know what i mean

listen to sad songs i would yeah that's a dashboard confessional a haircut dashboard yeah yeah yeah he's going to do sad times you know what i'm i'm i'm scared alex is going to be like you know dashboard's better than the veto beatle yeah he's gonna say something crazy like that I've been trying to get into the Beatles, bro. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, see, that's what this is all about. Can I, here's why I know you're absolutely wrong. Thank you.

After defending you initially. Is because... Your haircut. When I play both Lincoln Park and the Beatles to my child who's so pure and innocent, he is obsessed with the Beatles. So I know there is something more to just taste. It's more like a visceral reaction to this type of. music from a very pure soul.

So I think that, but maybe, I don't know. Hmm. Interesting. Yeah. Well, good point, Kalila. And thank you so much for sharing that. That's my gauge for everything. If my kid likes it, it's got to be good.

Yeah. What Lincoln Park song? No, it's the wrong song. They all just sound the same. It's not even. Does it matter? Tomorrow's yesterday. That doesn't matter.

And I thought, okay, well, maybe it's a little bit too like loud for him. but he loves loud stuff. Like he loves bad bunny. He loves bad bunny. He liked George of the Jungle. Oh, yeah. Now, did you play any kid rock for your son?

I want to try it tonight. Yeah, try it tonight. Can I give you guys, there's something you don't know about me that I really have a hard time confessing and I wish I'd never had to confess it, but I have to now. Can we guess? Yes. Something about you.

Is it physical? No, it has. have to do with... Why did you go there? What do you mean? Yeah. I feel like there's some physical things. He has a thought about something physical now.

Yeah, yeah. It's probably one of the worst confessions I'll ever make. It's a personality trait? It could, yes, it has tied to. I know what it is. What? You're a cunt. Wait, a British accent to that.

Wait, that's not new. That's not new. That's not new. That's a new. Oh, that's a new. You're a cunt. I think I might have said it on a podcast before, but I have gone five times to see Kid Rock. In your life.

In my life? Like 2000s? When I was living in Vegas, I think it was the Vegas air. And then one time here at the Gibson Amphitheater. You paid actual American money. I paid money. That's insane. Hey, that first album was good.

Oh, my God. Are you going to fucking start today? Since you've been in the building, dude, you've riled my guts. That song is bottle. That was so okay. The one way it's like red on the front. Yeah. Oh, my God.

That's because, like, it was a second album. My mom used like her hard-earned American dollars. to buy. It was like limp biscuit and that. And so I have a nostalgia for him even though I obviously think he's like a fucking weirdo. I went to see him five times, guys. Wow. Can you cut the part? I said, rowl my guts.

You ralmed my guts. Once I said it, I've been thinking about that the whole time. It does make sense. Yeah, yeah. Can you cut that part out? It does make no sense. It does. Yeah, yeah. That riled my guts. George? George. Hello.

So last night, I, I had a difficult time sleeping because my ears were bleeding. What? You did text me. Yeah, from both ears. No, they were not just vibrating bleeding. Oh my God. You know why?

No. From fucking them screaming in my ears with VR. That's, that's too much. We went to a sandbox. Oh, the zombie place. You took them to sandbox? Yeah, these two last night. What did you guys think?

I love. Screaming? This is a. In all both ears, it was insane. Did you do the zombie? Which one? The one we did. Zombie.

Wait, what's it like? Like, can you paint the picture for me? Wouldn't paint the picture. I don't know, what is it, just VR zombie? The zombies itself, like, you can tell that, oh, you know, they're fake, but you feel really immersed in the entire world. That would freak me out. I know. Screaming.

I mean, if you watched the video, it was just her. I promise you, it was just her. Was it your first time? Wait, wait, let's take that. Was that your first time, eh? Are you trying to rile all my guts right now, dude? Did you first signet? You miss Jaime, you miss Jaime, yeah.

I think you was Jaime. As I was saying it, another thought came in and, like, intercepted. I know. What was the word you're trying to say? I think it was a mixed with Taime and Heime. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where is Jaime? Taimei.

Wait, the first time you went, though, were you screaming like them? I was with Gilbert the first time. We were screaming in Las Vegas. Yeah. We did scream. Oh, we did it. So sad. Just two older guys by themselves.

Yeah, at midnight. And midnight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, they were screaming and it was pretty fun. Who took first? Because you cheated. You cheated. You had the laser.

How did I cheat? You had a laser. And your accuracy was 47%. My was higher. 48%. No, 47. What was your? Did you do?

Shotgun or what? What did you do? Pistol. Oh, yeah. A double? No, it was just one. How many did you kill? That's unfair.

You had a laser! Who cares if it's accurate? Death is the most important. Am I not right? True, true. Yeah. Why? Because I didn't get their eyeball?

No. Let me say something, right? How many kills did you get? Like 40. Yeah. How many did I get? 90. No, 160.

What? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, did... What did... I got the... She got last. She killed two. Oh, I did.

I was like a couple below her. No, you weren't. Yes, I was. It was a disaster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. You even bumped into me. I had better to run the face.

Yeah, he just went straight to my face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I go, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. Like that right in her face. Yeah. But she had, so Eisa, first time, two kills is fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was your accuracy, Issa?

47. Yeah, 47. Yeah, 47. Yeah, that's pretty good. Two kills, 48, 47. One of two. Four shots. Yeah, yeah.

So she killed one zombie in the head. That's pretty good. You've ever done it? Never. Oh. I wonder how it was so fun. You might hate it, dude. I'm kind of too anxious for this.

You'd be too. Yeah, sweating. But then I would still perform, you know? I don't know. That's what I thought. Yeah, because it's like I power. That's what you thought and then what happened? No, I thought that she would like get really anxious and sweaty,

but I thought that she would get like a lot of skills because she's so competitive. Oh, I see. I don't know. I mean, it's different when you're in the business, when you're in it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, when you're in it. Yeah, that was a fun time that we had, you know. And then, what else is going on?

Why do I always have to be the one? Oh, I have to be right? No, let me just say something, okay? May I? Yeah. I'm tired being the captain. I think I need to retire. Oh, we have two new...

Let's leave it to the girl with that day. Being the captain of this ship is time. hire some. It's lonely. And it's just not a lot to say sometimes. Sink the ship. I'm going to sink it now. Good night, everybody. But you were recently on a ship, right? Cut the fuck up. That's not a good segue, dude. You're recently on a cruise, right?

You're segue right, dude. Oh, by the way. Don't do that. You've got to do it organically. You just said he needed help, and then George came to help. Came to help, and you just sit on him. This is why no one wants to interrupt. No, no, no, no.

When I ask for help, who do you think I want help from? Me. Exactly. Anybody but me. Anybody but me. Do I want Georgia help? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I'd rather have Megan Rapino's help.

Well, anyway. Wait, well, I have topics. I bring topics to the table. But I feel as though you're not going to like what I'm going to talk about. I may not say anything. Okay. Yeah. Because I'm in that kind of mood today.

Oh, you're so antagonistic today. I'm afraid. Why? Because you know this mood, right? How am I antagonistic today? We all look at each other when Bobby wakes up a certain way, and it's like, oh, it's eggshell day. Yeah.

And we know to just, like, keep out of your way. How do you know if it's eggshell day? What is the day? Today, eggshell day. Oh, it's the way you came down, and then, you know, you were already. I was like, hey, nice shirt. And you're like, fucking cussed me out immediately. So I was like, oh, it's eggshell day.

Ah. What time A is it right now? You know what? Roll the tape. I just love callbacks. You know, speaking of callbacks, roll the tapes,

because as he was trying to talk about the zombie thing, he combined George and Gilbert and you said, jerk. Oh, I did it. Yes, he did. Wait, wait.

Did he really say, you're like, you're like, right, jerk? You know how I know, I didn't say that? You would have called me out right when I did it. I said,

I was like, I was like, don't call him out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think I said jerk. Anyone back me up. I don't remember hearing it. I'll be honest.

Jules, did I say jerk? I internally giggled, but I was like, don't bring it up. He said to say jerk? When did I say it? Like, you said it. So you're a liar. You're a fucking liar. We just believe about to call out.

Oh, yeah, yeah. We don't really care. We don't really care. We can't really care. He'd roll back with tapes. I was saying you're going to hear it. So go back like seven minutes ago. He definitely says, right, jerk.

So time had jerk. It's all the same. I started watching that night of these kingdoms come. What? Sounds like a porno. The Seven Kingdoms? The Night of the Seven Kingdoms. Do you like it?

And I'll tell you this right now. I think it's a no. Well, can make... Gilbert. I can see it from your eyes. Jerk? Yeah, that's a no. Gilbert, let me...

Can I just explain myself? Please do. God, have you seen it? No. I'm deciding if I should even invest in it. Yeah. Have you seen it? For sure.

You asked them a question. I know, but during these family ones, Is George included in the family? He is a part of the family. Yeah, yeah, my bad. My bad, because you're talking more than he normally does. It's just abrupt and weird. It's almost like you bristle every time he opens his mouth.

You know, it's shocking. Yeah, yeah, I get shocked. You literally, did you watch it, George? For sure. Yeah, yeah. The first two episodes I saw. Okay. Love it.

Love the main guy. Is that dunk? Dunk. I love egg. But I know that because of you, ladies, I know that something happens in the fourth or fifth episode that's tragic. You guys. And if this thing happens, what I think happens, I'm done with the show.

I'm done with the show. We got a red wedding situation. Yeah, yeah. I would be done with the show. And I don't want to, I don't want you to tell me because I'm going to watch it on the plane tomorrow. But it's like, I'm telling you right right now, if the thing that happens. What do you think is going to happen? No, I don't want to, because I don't want to give it away.

Okay. Okay, but I'm telling you right now, if this one event happens, I'm out. I'm fucking out. It's like one of those shows. Sorry, you've got to put a nose tampon in. They saved the great turn for the end of the third episode. So stay with it through the end of the third episode. Already like the first two I just said, you fucked hard.

Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Guys, it's just, it's eggshell day. It's you. I'm so sorry. It's you. I'm so sorry. It's you.

I think it's you. I think it's true. I don't think it's true. I don't think it's true. I think it's you. Can we all agree it's him? I think it's him. Gilbert, can we agree it's him?

I think it's you, George. It's in his vocal tone or energy or whatever. Very aggressive, yeah. It's very aggressive. I apologize before night. But I did say that I saw the first two and I really liked it. Did I not? And then he said, just get through the third, because that's where the thing happened.

Yeah, but he made it seem like I was, like, losing interest. Well, you're going to keep going after the third episode, regardless of what you're afraid of. I'm going to watch it even if I don't know. Oh. You know what I mean? Well, does that make sense that? I don't know. I don't know what you're saying.

Really, riling everyone's guts. Yeah. So anyway, I think you're riling my guts. And I'm not, you know what I mean? And I think that's, you're the source of that. So I apologize beforehand, but I've been a little aggressive towards you. And I put, sorry about the Megon Rapino attack. Oh.

I felt like you kind of took a step back and, you know, you look fine. I don't even know who that was. Yeah. You Googled it. Yeah, we googled it. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, so. Go ahead.

What? Can you not do it like that? Do it like what? You're going to attack me. You're like, that's not a good seg. I'm scared. It's eggshell day. I'm really, really scared to bring anything.

Let's test it out. I want to see, because, you know, let me say something. Over the years, we've been potting, what, 11 years on this thing? Right? Yeah. You would be considered a pro. Thank you. Right.

So let's see how professional you are. And I would like to see what you're, I just said that wrong, right? Let's just see how professional you are. and let's see what your Segway games like these days. What was the last thing you said? Let me seg from that. I just said it. What's your Segway game?

I don't like that. Just a Segway? I'm talking about Segues. Yeah, I mean, that would be, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you know the guy who, like, invented the Segway fell off a cliff? There we go. There we go. I think it's his whole essence right now.

Less is more. Did he really fall off a cliff? Yeah. In a Segway? He died? I think so. Oh, no. Oh, I always thought it was some, like, other chubby dorky guy, but never mind.

Okay, so for the longest time... Very good. But to use what he said and go into the... Oh, no. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have the segue from the Segway death thing, right? The guy that fell into your segue, and that's pro. I think you can do it.

I think you can do it. So say your same thing again and then segue into... So go ahead. Say the same voice. Did you know the guy that invented it actually fell off a cliff on a segue? I thought it was some chubby guy who invented the segue. And the reason I thought this was because I watched a reality show with Kathy Griffin a long time ago where she dates this guy named Steve something.

And they go on like a segue date and I just assumed he was a rich guy who invented a segue. Go ahead. No, no. Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I think that's a good promo. I don't know. I understand.

But I think you. Take your first. Take it from here. Colila, I think we lost a plot here. What is the plot? The plot is this, right? He was supposed to say the Segway thing. Just let's think it through.

And I take it to another topic. And to the topic that you wanted to talk about. Yeah, yeah. Not add on to the Segway thing. Okay, I have another. Okay, here we go and go. Oh, hey, did you know the guy that invented the Segway? He actually fell off a cliff.

Maybe he had really shitty depth perception, which I think, by the way, I've had all this time. Oh, okay. I diagnosed myself my whole life, right? So I always thought I was anxious that I had like, I couldn't be around like big lights in Costco or Best Buy that I would like freak out. And it turns out there's this thing called BVD and its binocular vision. And you can test yourself like using the internet. And it tests your depth.

It's basically a test to see how you see the world in your surroundings. And based on that, it can give you like anxiety. It can give you like, you know, just a whole other perceived world around you. And I think I have that. Wow. Because my eyes are close together. Yeah. I thought it was just born that way.

I mean, it's not like you were a baby and you look like Michael Shannon. I think it was always as a, cock, cuck, cuck, cool, you know what I mean? Not really. No, okay. All right, my bad. My bad, I read it wrong. Sorry, Michael. You know, from that segue to that was very good.

Yeah. But that is not what I thought you were going to talk about. That's BVD, right? I know, but that's incredible. Yeah. Give a run of applause. That was incredible. I still don't know what it was.

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Yeah. Give a run of applause. That was incredible. I still don't know what it is. I don't either, yeah. So you have BVD. I think so. And I need an ophthalmology.

just to explain to me what it actually is, but basically I have a hard time being around certain like lights and, for instance, I don't walk into Costco ever. I haven't been in like 10 years. I won't walk into a Best Buy. I won't walk into a big space or even some grocery stores. I start to have an anxiety attack. I used to think, oh, it's just panic this order. But I think it has to actually do with my vision and depth perception. So, yeah. Anyways, somebody... Good topic. Yeah. Seg from that. You're a pro. Oh, BVD.

Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Oh, BVD. Oh, BVD. Because it's interesting because I might have BVD. Yeah. Because when I was on the cruise, because I did a five-day cruise. Oh!

Right. You know, I would stay indoors into my little cabin because of that little cabin, right? And when I would go outside, right, my eyes would cross a little bit because it was so sunny. Oh, yeah. How was that cruise, by the way? Very good. Yeah. But no, what my, can we analyze my segue real quick?

I didn't like it. Because you stuck to BVD. started talking about the cruise. No, I had to use your BVD to segue into what I... Quickly, though. I did pretty, that was pretty quick. George? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Do it again, I'll go quicker. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, so I think that I actually don't have a panic disorder. I think I have this thing called BVD. Yeah, me too. My eyes crossed on the cruise.

So bad. Oh my God, what cruise? What cruise did you go on? Is that better? Yeah. Better for your sensibilities? I think so. So bad.

You seg, we, you seg, from that. The last thing I said. So I don't think I have anxiety disorder. I think I have BVD. You can't let any time pass, man. Try it again. This is good practice. No, because this kind of reminds me of my man, Atiana just talked about this. Every time in bad friends, Sittobabababhi asks as a question, like, oh, what's your favorite, like, show? What's your favorite artist? And then my head just blanks, and I can't say anything. So he just assumes that I don't know anything good. Why do you blank? You have a big list, don't you?

Yeah. You don't have a big list. No, I just blank. You blank out. Is it because of fear? I think so. Yeah, yeah. That's what happens to me too if I'm put on the spot.

But, East, I do want to ask you something that I feel like is very pertinent to this room right now, which is the whole sibling conflict. Have you heard of this? Are you trying to say sibling or sibling? Okay, sorry. Southeast Asia. We talked about it with the lobby. You were convincing us here Filipino. Can you give us a breakdown?

Wait, what? What? What? What? What? What? What? The evening drama.

It started in Malaysia, and it was a K-pop show, and there was a concert rule that was like, oh, you can't bring big cameras because it obstructs everyone else's views. So there was this Korean guy that went to the show, and he brought out the biggest professional camera. What show? It's a K-pop show.

It's a TV show. No, like a concert. It was like a live show that they were... I need another specific show. Okay, go ahead. Who was playing, performing? I don't know, actually. There's a K-pop show.

A K-pop band. Oh, so ladies and gentlemen, Cleveland, are you ready? K-pop band. Yeah. We love K-Pah! We love K-Pat band! Who is it? I don't know.

All right, look it up first. I cannot move on until I know. No Sebrane coming. How do you spell that? Go Malaysia, concert, K-pop band. A K-pop group. Forget it.

Forget it. Move on. Move on. I don't need to know. I don't need to know now. You need to know now, right? You need to know now, right? What's the band's name? It's not even anywhere listening. And if there is no band, you're a liar. I'm not a lawyer. You're just trying to defend yourself because you're a Korean.

Wow. Was it blank there? Wasn't blank there? Yeah, that was very good. Day six. Day six is playing. Now move on. Oh, okay. So the people who were in the show, whose views got obstructed.

They were like, they posted on Twitter and they told the guy, you can't do that because we couldn't see anything. And then the guy, instead of actually saying anything that would defend himself, he just called us jungle monkeys. He was a Korean? And he was holding his camera, how?

Like an asshole. So, I mean... Like a true Korean asshole. Okay, stop for a second, okay? I'm not defending the Korean. Okay? I feel like I'm on your side right now. Oh, you are? But I need to ask some questions for it.

He needs details. I need details, right? Because I don't know if I got the full story. Okay. There was a Korean man, right? At that concert, day five. Six. Big difference.

Strong detailed. There was four guys on the stage. That is true. There were four guys. So day four. We'll just call him day four then. How many people are on day six? It's got to be six, right?

Yeah, but how many people did you see on the stage? Four. So day four. Huh. Okay, can we go back? What are you frustrated about it? I have bells palsy. Oh, that's right. I'm sorry. Okay. So anyway, so this guy, Korean man, is a day six concert, right?

He has a camera, right? A really big camera. So a big camera like this, right? Was he holding it up like this? Possibly. Why would anyone hold their camera up? I'm just an investigator. Why would anyone hold their camera up like this?

I don't know. Have you ever seen in any movie, anything, and anywhere a guy carrying his camera? like this. Yeah. Where? If there is someone taller. Oh, there you go.

Oh, very good, good point. Very good point. Then they just try to. Yeah. That was very good point. I'm just trying to, all right. Let me see. Okay, good.

Yell Ming's in front of it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, people do it all the time. Oh, like, oh, so that's what he was doing. Yeah. Right.

And so he called them a junk, what? Jungle monkey. What? Don't pretend like, You haven't used that. It's his first time hearing this phrase. This is in the Philippines. No, Malaysia.

Southeast Asia. Well, it's, you know what I mean? Neutral ground. It's not neutral ground. It's neutral ground. I mean, I mean, if it happened in Sabu, then, you know what I mean? But in neutral ground, anything can be sad. No, but I think you're missing the point.

Okay, sorry. Because Southeast Asians, Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand, Laos, Cambodia, Philippines. This is Southeast Asian. We are technically the term, you know, we are the darker Asians. We are. Jungle. We live in a rainforest.

It's that part of Asia that's not considered East Asia. Well, why kind of they just say, shut up, city monkey? Well, what happened? Actually, they can't. That sounds like a different rate when you say city monkey. Well, Koreans are city monkeys. No, that's not true. You guys call yourself snow.

We're snow monkeys. That's what you've called yourself. Yeah, we're snow monkeys. Yeah, but those are like the macs. Yeah, yeah. That sounds more elegant than... Yeah, yeah. Why?

Because it's white? Get your mind stray. That's what people Don't turn this on us Get your mind straight Yeah but you know what They can't even They don't even want to call us city monkeys

In the first place Because they refuse to believe We even have cities in Southeast Asia Well I by virtue of me being there Right I can't attest that you do have cities Thank you Okay

You have very beautiful buildings Moles, huge malls Gigantic malls With stacks and stacks of levels With neon even Yeah but it doesn't matter I don't know where you get the electricity from that, but there's probably like a bunch of people

on bikes, keep the neon going. It's about to stab your eye. I don't support this message at all. No, I'm kidding. That was even bad. That was bad. It wasn't even a joke. It was silly.

It's silly. It's very silly. What do you think it comes from? I think that's wrong. Obviously, it's not the first time you've heard, like, Koreans call Filipinos. Like, okay, so I was in a... Oh, my God.

I was in, like, a general meeting. I'm not going to name names, but this whole thing was like brought up. And the Korean in the room was like telling the white people in the room just be like, hey, just so you guys know, like us Koreans really do think Filipinos are at the bottom of the barrel. And he said that with his whole chest. And then he laughed. Who said that? But it's.

Who said it? But he's not lying. He's basically stating a fact because this is something that we've experienced for so long. Obviously not me because I'm like a little bit more white passing than them. but that constant, like, you are beneath me, you, Filipino. Because we're jealous. Well, but you guys are.

You have a three-year-old singing Celine Dion? I mean, come on. It's incredible. A two-year-old boy with a full-blown mustache. I mean, come on. And they box? We're just jealous. It's a good reversal.

It's a good reversal, right? It's just out of jealousy. We're pale, meek, you know what I mean? But you're so different. You're not them. You've never thought, have you ever thought this? No. Did you ever hear that growing up where you're like, oh, the Filipinos, you know, are like down here?

Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Really? I mean, who am I, I mean, when I look at Joe Coy, I don't think there's a Filipino comic. I think he's an Asian comic. And that's why him and I bonded early on. Yeah. Because we're both Asian comics and we grew up together in the comedy business.

So it's like, we never like, we're like, us Asians have to sit together. I've always thought that we were all one. You know what I mean? I don't know who came up with this. these crazy terminology is, but it's like, no, I've been to the Philippines many times. I enjoyed myself immensely. Yeah, I think that people are now catching on to the fact that, like, there's so much colorism in Asia and so much, like, racism in our own, like, region of the world.

Yeah. But anyways. And also, you know, I have to admit that the Koreans in Cebu, I'm not on their side. I'm on your side. I don't like colonizers. I don't like any of that shit. I don't like when, you know, another group goes into a region and fucks it up. Yeah.

I'm not for that. I'm for like indigenous people enjoying their lives in their, in their homeland. You know, so it's like, what do you think? I like it. But what happened to this guy then? Is he canceled? What happened? Yeah, he's definitely canceled.

But where did he live in Korea or? Probably. Are there Koreans like defending him though? Yeah. Like it's like crazy on Twitter and they're like calling us all sorts of like, you know, like we're apes and stuff. They're literally, okay, wait. He did not say that exactly, but something like that. Yeah.

Yeah. And then like what we're saying to them, like the siblings are basically saying, oh, like you can't mock God's creation, but Koreans are plastic so you can mock them. Because plastic surgery. You're like the capital of plastic surgery. So now the siblings, the Southeast Asia countries are being like, you guys are all made of plastic. You're not even real people.

their diss towards Korea. Yeah, so it's like a whole cultural war in Asia all started from this Day 6 concert. That's amazing. Did you find out how many people are in day 6? Okay, so another

picture emerged. It's going back and forth between four guys and five guys. There's never been a photo of six people. Yeah, I need to do a formal complaint, I think, to whoever the manager is or something. What happened on the sixth day? Is that a completely term?

Is it? Yeah. Oh, there you go. So that's five. Look, there's five here, but on the photo, there's four. There's four in the photo. Yeah, yeah. Oh, they play real instrument.

Some of them are five. Oh, are they a Christian group? Why would you say that? Because on the sixth day, God created man. Oh, that's interesting. That's what George said. They don't look like one. One, two, three.

They're a little too hip. It a little too hip. Oh, no, the Christian groups these days are very hip. Do you think they're virgins? these guys? Not a chance. I'm kidding me? I don't think so.

They're on a C-bling tour. Oh. Are there any Filipino boy bands we should know about? There's a P-pop. Yeah. I will say P-pop doesn't, is there another term for that? It doesn't ring as well.

We got to change P-Pop. I hate P-pop, because I've heard K-pop. C-pop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you said that, maybe. P-pop is tough. Because you can't even say F-pop, because that's our. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a big.

We got to change P-pop. You said it. Yeah, yeah, how many peop bands are there? You were like, peop. How many peopop bands are there? I don't know, but I think there's like a main one. They dance, they sing. Yeah, that's what bands do.

But they sing better than the Koreans. They just stand there. They just stand there. They just stand there. Are they trying to match the aesthetic? Yeah, they want to be Korean. Oh, no, you got to do your own thing, I think. Hipop has to do their own thing.

Oh, yeah, I don't like it. The girl groups too. Okay. It's very like, yeah. K-pop coded. There's a very popular K-pop girl group, not K-pop, well, yeah, but they're called Katsai.

And Sophia. Oh, yeah. You like Manon the best? I do. There's a Filipino girl who's kind of like the leader of the group, right? I know, and I'm so sad. Yeah.

She changed her nose for her. And she got a, I think she felt the pressure to get a nose job. Do what you want, girlie, but like, fuck, she was just, I was, you know, represent the Filipino. nose. Yeah. Was it flat? No. Do you see a difference?

No, Bobby? For real? She's hotter on the left. Really? Yeah, that's what her like, that's what she looked like before. Yeah, she's way hotter on the left. I hate her on the right. Because on the right, you can tell she had something done. The left is so cute. I like the button nose. I did too. It's super cute. She's a very cute girl. She's Filipino?

Yeah. Very pretty. Very pretty girl. She changed it. Wow. Yeah, you guys are a beautiful bunch of people. Thank you. Is that weird? Like that. Bunch. Like bananas. A real,

no, just a cool, electric. What? That's true. I should use a different. Yeah, don't use a bunch.

Yeah. Bunch of banana. You guys are a cute little bunch of bananas. What is that? What is them? Katzai. Oh, but that,

there's a black person in it? So they did like an international casting. Oh, that's cool. From everywhere. Oh, that's cool. Who's the white girl? There is no white. Janiella.

Latina. Yeah, she's from Texas, I think. Really? What a cute group. Yeah. Are they good? Indian girl from Australia, right? Chicago. The Indian girl's from Chicago?

I shouldn't know too much about this. How do you know this? How do you know this? I watched the reality show. Okay, then Megan, the one second to the right is from Hawaii. Chinese Hawaii. Yeah, and then Manon is from Europe somewhere. Black, Dutch, maybe.

Yeah. I watched the reality show too. It's really cool. They're so rigorous. Like, they put these girls through insane stuff. Yeah, I would love to see, like, a comic training like this. It's so aggressive. They, like, judge everyone every week and give them a score.

If, like, you suck, you're gonna get kicked out. Yeah. Every week, they're crying, they're crying. I would love to be a judge. I know you would. You know, can I tell you the judges? I turn around, I see a little bit of cellulite. You look like one of them.

Wait, can you bring up that main guy? You kind of look like one of them. Oh my God. Sorry. Maybe you don't, sorry Why do you just do this? Because he said cellulite and I got triggered Why? You don't have any cellulite?

I have so much cellulite I know you do You have 42 I count it 42 dimples Yeah, a little bit dimples But anyway, is that him? He's like the main Yeah, he's the main guy

He all reverer him He walks in the room, everyone gets quiet He looks like Kim Jong-un, what the fuck? Well, he's the god of K-pop Oh yes? Yeah What's his name? I don't know what his name

Okay Zhonggong. Doesn't he have a lot of issues? Like what? Young. All right, let's just move on. What's going on with you guys? Have you guys not any sister fights yet?

I feel like there's always one sister fight every time we're yet. But Jules does leave Issa at home sometimes. I do feel bad at that. Oh, we, for the first time ever. What? Went to something to eat together. Just you and Issa? Yeah.

We went to sprouts. Who initiated that? Well, this more. morning I asked if you wanted to go to, no, I initiated it. Yeah, you did. Good. Okay, you want to go get somebody to eat? And you're so hesitant.

And then we went to sprouts. And we just came home. This morning, me and the girl that I'm seeing woke up and we're like, you want to go have breakfast with us? And you said, no, why? Why didn't you go? Why, yeah. Because.

She feels pressured. Everyone's asking me. You're just sitting there putting nail polish on your fingers. Yeah, because it was already 12 and then it was almost one. And then I was like, oh, I would have to get ready, blah, blah, blah. And I'd get really, like, frustrated with, like, things not going. So I'm like, eh, I'm good. Okay.

Good answer. Yeah, yeah. You don't feel comfortable with just putting, like, some sweats on and just go and get food really quick? No, I do, but I would have to get ready for this. Oh. How much time do you have to get ready? Not a lot. But I...

Is it 30 minutes to spice? Yeah, but I would... Then why didn't you go? I mean... No, because I need time to put. Pressure, like, I need time to. Depressurized. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, well, we're trying to invite you out to things, so you're not stuck at home all the time. Yeah. I mean, I've hung out with you more than I'm hung out with her, and she's been living with me for 15 years. Wait, what's the situation? She would never, if I was like, hey, you want to go get up? Yeah, I would. Yeah, I would.

Stop. Stop. Yeah, I would. You're laughing a lot. Why? Because he doesn't ask me. I have asked you. And if you ask me, I would go.

No, you wouldn't. I guarantee, I guarantee you would not go. I've asked you so many times. How many? You don't go! Where was the last time? What was the last time? I stopped asking because it's like, I don't like be rejected all the time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like rejection, right, Gilbert? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, you know, you know what I mean? She says yes. You, okay, let me put this down on paper, okay? Mm-hmm. Everyone listen up, right?

I got the paper. When is the last time you and I? Solo, just you and I went and grabbed a meal together. Ooh, that's a good one. Go, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Oh, with you? No, not with me, not with me and my mom, not with me and no. Because you and I.

Yes, you are not. No, because you. He wants the bond. Like four years ago. Okay. When was that? Where? I don't know.

Do you know why you don't know? Do you know why you know? It never happened. You got to say four years. It's never happened. How many members are in day six? Four. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I'm just saying you never do. It's just hard because I also have... We live together. We've never not lived together for fucking 12 years. You'll wake up at 4 p.m. Yeah, it's true. She's hungry. She wants breakfast before 4 p.m.

Okay. Do I still wake up at 4 p.m? 1 p.m. No, I still wake up. What was the... What was the strategy? Yeah, yeah, what's a strategy? I thought you said, do I still wake up at 4 p.m.?

I was like, no, you wake up at 1 people now. Yeah, I woke up at 1 for this. Oh, you usually still go to 6th or 4? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. And yet, she still ate. I still wake up 4 p. She still did it.

And she's been here, what, a week? Do you feel like it's not, okay, is there something where you feel like it's not? She's embarrassed of them. I was an ass. No, I'm not. Yeah, you're over 50 now. And you're like, he's your roommate now.

I'm like the dad. Like, she's a teenager. I'm the dead. I was like, no, dad. You know what I mean? Is he unk for you? Yeah, yeah. Just sometimes, but I still be down.

I'd still be down. Like, I'll do this. Like, man, we're cooked. You can't use that terminology. That's our terminology. It's like, I can't say cooked. You get to the country. Yeah, yeah.

That person was unalive. You got to say fucking killed. Yeah, yeah. She corrects me on fucking terminology. That's our language. You can't say unalived. Yeah. You know what I mean?

We're cooked. Why can't I say it? It's a good, it's a good new word. We're cooked. We're cooked. Go ahead. Cook has two meanings for their generation. Because it could be like we're cooked or let her cook.

How are you? Okay, so the economy is bad, right? We're cooked. Are you making a brisket? Is that what you mean? No, but see. That brisket was. I don't get what you're saying.

Wait, hold on, all on, all. You put that brisk. Wait, hold on. What do you think? Let's go, let's go back. Okay, when I'm looking at Gilbert, right? Alex uses this word all the time. Okay, hold on.

Here. So I'm looking at Gilbert. Yeah. And he's doing something really important. Like, he's really editing. And it's like crunch time. Right? And he's in flow state.

And you try to interrupt. And I'm like, no, no, no, no. Let him cook. Also, having Karen Kala say nah, nah, nah, nah. It's crazy. That's literally all my, and I hear in my household is nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

Nah, nah. So it's like, let her cook. I swear to God, God, on my mother's life, I have never used cook in that way. Like, let him, some comics writing, let him cook. Yeah, okay. You remember social, wait, wait, wait, wait, no one's ever fucking said that. No one's ever fucking said that.

Let him cook. Let him cook, dude. He's on to something. Oh, you see, yeah. That's the follow up. That's the follow up. That's what we say. He's on to something.

We never say he's cook. That's why you can't use the word. May I just say, Jules and Bobby's defense? The whole, like, we're cooked is not a Gen Z term. That's literally as old as, like, the 1950s. Thank you. Thank you. I'm allowed to say it.

Yes. It's like, I don't know why your generation thinks all of a sudden you have these new terms when it's like you've just stolen it from like decades before and then like repurposed it somehow. You can't repurpose words. You can't repert. And it's like the same meaning too. So I don't understand.

It's the same meaning. What's this new three and six thing going on? Sixthous seven. What is this three and six things? I'm trying to get behind the three and six thing. What is that all about? What is it? Here, come on guys, explain it.

Yeah, explain to me three and six. That's your generation. Go ahead. So it started from this guy. He made a rap song and he was trying to basically say something was so cool. And he just said, six, seven. And then there was this, he's called the six seven guy now. There was this white kid, and then he was in, like, the side of a basketball match,

and then there was this guy holding up a camera. He was videoing everyone, and he was like, six, seven. And so it's that now. Obviously. Obviously. So what do you think it means? Well, he's just talking about lamella ball, but. I think we're doomed.

Maybe you think we're cook. Yeah, we're cook. Here are some things, like, they can't take the word eight. It's not ours. We've said that. Give me some new ones. No, eight is actually more than... That's such an old.

That's us. Amped as a... Bay? That's old. That's old. That's old. Basic? I'd be using basic for so long.

Oh, Bet is a... Yeah. Bet I would feel is... How do you use bet in your terminology? Like, bet, let's do it. Yeah. Bet, let's do it? What does that mean?

Agreeing. Agreeing. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. Yeah. So, if you're gambling, can you use it? Let's bet, let's bet. No.

What? Bet, bet, that's bet. Yeah, because bet is like, yes, right? No, that's literal sense. What do you mean? Like, when you say, oh, let's bet, let's, let's... That's you're using it as a verb. No, I mean, the second time I'm using is for the literal sense of bet.

But what's your version, bet again? Like, oh, yeah, bet, let's do it. So bet is let's do it. So I'm saying, bet, let's do it. And then let's bet, which is, we're gambling. You could also, the dealer could be like, hey, would you like to place a bet? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, good. Yeah. But, like, let me say something, though. Bucci is so old. This is not a good list. Yeah, that's not. Even I know all these things are not our work. Back in the day, we went, yikes!

Now they go, and now that big y'allies. Bigger yikes. Why don't you say yikes louder? That's true. Instead of using big, instead of going yikes, go, yikes! Here. Oh, sorry. Do you know what?

Keep it. Keep that. You went all the way. Everything I'm doing is bad. Everything I'm cooked. You're cooked. I'm cooked. Okay, this one's better.

Bet. These are all then alpha. This is a popular one. Brain rot. What does that mean? I mean self-executive. Okay. Like, it's running.

Yeah, okay. Using a sentence, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Use in a sentence. I've been scrolling. I've been doom scrolling for so long. I think I'm watching too much brain rot. Oh, watching too much brain ride.

Brain rot is basically a genre now. It's a genre. So it's like, it's not, I thought, honestly, I thought it was headache. It's not. Oh, when did you think? But when I just read brain rot. You thought when I said Delf Explanatory? This is how I would go like, man, I've been scrolling so much.

I have a brain rot. I need some Tylenol for my brain rot. Yeah, but it's brain rot. I think your generation said crotch rot a lot. Yeah. I still have it. Anyway, in your face.

Annie, what's it? Skibidi oya. Ohio. Never heard the pronunciation. Ohio. No, my eyes. I need glasses. Ohio.

Oh, he? Oh, yeah. I was like, how did he get Skibbidi but Miss Ohio? Got the weird one, right? Wait, my eyes were so blurry that I thought I was Skimiti boy, O'I, oh, yeah, oh, yi, oh, yi, Riz. Oh, yeah, Riz. Oh, I, Riz.

What does this mean? That's a long one. You don't know. Nothing. It doesn't mean any of the time. But Ohio is like, we refer to Ohio. as like a place where weird stuff happens. So like when you say, oh, that happens only in Ohio.

Yeah. Like that's, like, that's weird. Yeah, but Florida was ours. Florida is ours. Yeah. But I would gamble that more weird things happen in Florida than Ohio. Bet. I'm pretty sure there's like, yeah.

I'm pretty sure there's like a backstory behind it though that I probably haven't seen. Excuse me? I'm pretty sure that's a backstory behind Ohio that I probably haven't seen. Okay. I don't know what you meant by that But There's lore Behind every word

There's lore behind every word Like there's lore behind Rizzler Behind Skiviti It's a backstory An origin story Of every single word In the English language

There's lore Of the slangs that were Oh I thought I thought you Oh every Yeah I mean Okay sorry My path

Do you know what's Tee to Bobby? Tea? Tea? Yeah Oolong Yeah Like you know Somebody gives you high-fide

T that No What? Oh shit Yeah No you're golfing It's like you miss the tea That's good

That's true Give me the tea Yeah I know what it is What say a joke A joke? Yeah just give me a punchline A fast fast

Do your best joke Come on I don't have it Something that would be a punchline At that's not You don't have to do the whole joke It's for Ebb Yeah

Um Fuck I don't know Gilbert Fuck it's too late now Whatever we're about to do It's too late Yeah I'm not good at that

I was gonna go t-tee like that like laugh but it would know like someone if I come up to you and I'm just like it's not working it's not working it's not working if I come to you haven't spoken

in all week I'm like oh my god I haven't seen you in so long I'm saying hi-tee I'm trying to guess what is I don't know what I tell you what it is okay go ahead oh my god I saw your Instagram stories the past week what's the tea hmm

I know Camamil Or you could be like Camomill is bad for you Or someone is like Bobby Bobby We gotta talk The tea is piping hot It is

I don't get it I don't get it Hot God It's also used as like To describe something good It's gossip Yes Oh

Well then just say that No Let me see if I can Yeah yeah Okay Man Eric Griffin on that boat That always is on that cruise

Give me the tea I need the tea Let me say it No, but you, I have to I was sitting at my own He was He was brewing his own Let him cook

Sorry, let him cook Let him cook, sorry All right, bet God Go ahead Don't forget it now God My bad

You fucked it up Mewing You know you're a Sigma What's Sigma mean? Your Sigma It means like boss Like something like I'm my Sigma

A popular dominant independent lead Yeah, yeah something like that What's up, my natron, my sigma Jesus, baby, yeah Oh yeah, I'll do that You could be Bobby Lee What's up, my name is Chad? Is that better?

What Chad is a term? Yeah Can Bobby's mom be a thing then? Yeah Oh yeah, it could be It's been a thing on it Yeah, but people don't use it In a sentence though

Not yet, no, as a word We can, what do you think It should be used? How was Thanksgiving? How was Thanksgiving? Bobby Bobby Bobbi? I know Bobby Mom. Had a good time.

Bobby Mom. Oh, yeah, I had a good time. Bobby Mom. It was great. I'm Bobby Mom. How was a vacation? Hey, Bobby Mom. I'm Bobby Mom.

Okay, good. That's all he keeps saying. I, Bobby Mom. Turn up. Generation X-Lang. I'll explain to you my fucking slang. My Lord. Yeah, yeah.

My squad. Yeah. My lady. Tata. You know, I can just name it. Don't even look it up. I got them. I got oaky dokey.

There we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like George Kimmel will know all of these. Awesome. Awesome. Yeah, that's us. Tubular. Tubular.

Yeah, tubular is us. Narlie. That's me. I still use dude. What? Saying dude. Take a chill pill. Chill pill, yeah.

Dog is ours. Diss is great. Yeah, dis. Dude is us. That's crazy. We came up with some good ones. Headbanger. Head banger.

Yeah. Rock. Hella. Hella. Yeah. What's tripping? How about nah? Is nah us?

I think nah is janeh. Yeah, yeah. Nah. What is yuppie? A yuppie is. As if. Yeah, you know what is? As if is?

Use it in a sentence. Yeah, use as if in a sentence. I mean, can't you just say like as if? That's us. Yeah, but that's us. You're not going to give us credit? No, wait. Stop.

Stop for a second. Can you give us credit for that? I'm going to give you credit for that. Yeah, just put the fries in the bag, bro. But you use that. Go ahead. Use as if. Yeah.

You have to say something and then. No, you can say it in one sentence. Yeah, yeah. Oh, John said he lifted 500 pounds as if. You know what I didn't like about that? What? You tried to challenge me as if I wasn't... Gen X terms.

Yeah, as if I wasn't going to be able to do it. And then you stutter step. And then you, like, almost, like, crashed out right there. What's the problem? Who crashed out? Nice, Claude. Oh, dude. You're acting like a simp.

You'd be kind of the Lulu? What's cringe? Oh, we have it. I know what cringe is. Is this us still? No, that's... This is still them? Literally.

Literally is us? Literally. Whatever. Whatever. Classic. Literally. It's pretty straightforward. This is kind of old.

I know, but before us, no one said this shit. True. No one said pooky. Okay, what's, it's giving. It's giving. Wait, no, that's not... In the 40s. No, pooky is so.

You guys took that from, oh my God, like generations ago. Like back in the 40s, no one said, hey, give me a cigar, buddy. This hits different. Ah, you see it, you see it hits different. You see it? This hits different. No one said that. You know what I mean?

No one back then is like, you know what I mean? Hey, hey buddy, look at these, raw denim. This is OG. It's giving what? No one said that in the 40s. But buddy, what's it giving? It's giving what? He's giving ick.

Oh, I love that. I like that. Yeah. Really quick. Has a girl ever talked to you and said a girl like you've dated in the last couple of years been like, oh, like, sorry, like that gave me the ick to you? Yes. And what was it?

Well, I have an acne patch. Yeah. You know, and I took it off my face. I stuck it on her face. Yeah. He stuck it on mama's phone. Yeah, I just took it. Yeah.

But I took it. The girl I'm saying stuck it on her face. I think that's cute. Yeah. But it had a white head, you know. Oh, it already pulled out the pimple. Yeah, yeah. It was still attached to it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's not cute. Is that Ick, though? No, not for me. I don't think you guys... Could this be it? What? Could this be...

Let me try it one more. Let me give it one more shot. Yeah. Can I get one more shot? Okay. The girl that I'm dating is in the car listening to Hamilton. Is this apathetical? Well, she likes Hamilton.

Oh, yeah. That's all she listens to is Hamilton. She's listening to Hamilton and she picks her nose and she eats it. No, that's not an egg. How is that not an egg? Because that's a turn off. That's a turn off. Yeah, that's a turn off.

So icks don't turn off? specific. Listening to Hamilton, that's not specific? No. No. Okay, listen to a specific song in Hamilton. No. Say a specific lyric and a specific song.

The declaration of independence. It is. Yeah. Like something like a guy running and he's trying to get the ball. Yeah. He's trying to chase a ball that keeps him going going. Yeah, and he's like... But he can't get it. He can't get it.

Wow. Do you understand? I do. I feel like we're giving some examples that are... Yeah, I feel like we're really common one is like seeing like your boyfriend and he's playing a game and he's like his posture playing the game's like really like very yeah like very feminine yeah and he's like locked in and stuff or another one is for me when i see a guy jump into the water and he plugs his nose yeah like that that's like with the sound too yeah because that's all that's the ick i hear in my head he goes that's it's uh that's all

i can say you get it i get this because i think cindy's ick with me is when she walks in i don't notice her I go, ha ha! She goes, oh, yeah, I get jumpy. Yeah,

jumpy. I go, ah! I do this specifically. You just gave me the ick, dude. You just give me the egg, I'll tell you,

when I was, so I was on the boat, so I was on a cruise. How was it? What's the T? That's, I'm, I'm doing segue.

I know, and I'm trying to add information. Egg shells. Yeah, eggshells, dude. I'm trying to egg shell it.

Oh, all right, so, so, so, so I, I, I,

I don't know where to begin. Have you been on, raise your head if you've been on a cruise? I've. I've got sick on. Sorry. So in the Philippines, it's not cruises. It's our way of transportation. No, that's not what I mean.

Of course, I've been on a boat before. Did you have all you can eat? No, no, those boats are big, like cruise ships. So, yes, I have been in, like, boat cabins. But not like, you know what I mean? Like, the kind of cruises that I went, like a carnival cruise. Is there, like, unlimited pizza? Do you have a big buffet, a restaurant at Pisco?

Is there a fucking, like, a gigantic water slide? and you're stuck there for five days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no. No, that's not a group. The kind of cruises that I met. I've never been on one before, obviously, right? So, you know, first of all, I was dreading it.

Like, on the flight to Tampa, I was trying to figure out ways to get out of it. You know what I mean? I mean, that was like a conniving. Like, I'm sick. I have COVID. You know what I mean? Like, all my go-toes. I land, and Swartson, Nick Swarton was like, made reservations at this restaurant.

So I'm like, which was weird because it's like, we're at the restaurant. Do you ever do this? They have sauteed scallops. Love it. Right? I love it too, right? And Nick's like, give it to me raw. And they're like, we don't do that.

Like sashimi? Yeah, but I just want it sliced and raw. Yeah, raw scallops delicious. I know, but if it's not, that's the thing. If it's not on the menu, why do you do it? Oh, yeah, that's weird. Yeah, yeah. It's something that they don't do.

Yeah. Right? He's like, no, I just want you to slice. He was demanding about it. I want raw, sliced up. like this with a little bit of this and this. I was like, Nick, they don't do it like that. Yeah, I don't think you can request that at, uh.

Thank you so much. All right. So that's on you, Nick. And I told you, I told you. Okay, so, um, that was for you. I told you, Swartson. Um, um, without him, though, I think I would have killed myself. Really?

Because Swartson made reservations for all the dinners. I hung out with him more than I hung out with anybody else. So anyway, you know, we meet the boy. We get out, so we go in. And here's the good part. Um, there is not. No, the good part is We were separated from everyone

We're at this place called The Haven Okay Which is at the top Why is everyone bored now? No, why are you so insecure? I don't know what's going on. We're all locked in. Everyone adjusted on their seats.

We all did move. Everyone, everyone did this. Because we're getting ready for like, What's the Haven? That was it. What's the Haven? Yeah. Am I really sensitive today?

A little bit. Yeah, yeah. Am I being weird? No, be honest. No, is this Norwegian? Crew? Great, great interruptor. No, because I'm looking up what the Haven is.

I can show people. Oh, wow, dude. All right, one percent. Look it up. It's not even like a regular cabin. It's a special area on the Norwegian. So the Haven is like a special. See, like I used to be in the main like Titanic Irish.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's saying you'd die. Yeah. That's where you would be. Oh, you guys have like jacuzzis? Jakuzy. Jakuzy? So, like, I go go to the top.

Above. We're like... Here? No, even go top. Even more? Dude, that's... You're at the very top of one. From the smokestack?

You're in the smoke snack. Yeah. I'm sleeping like this and a fucking smoke stack like this. Yeah, yeah. So, and so you have your own little pool and jacuzzi and steam room. That's nice. And there's like 12 rooms and it's, you have to have a special pass to even get up there. So it's me, Adam Devine, you know what I mean?

How big is there? Like a whole king? A king bed? A queen. Yeah, but it's actually interesting. But you walk in, there's a living room, a spare room, and another room and a big bathroom. I mean, it's a big thing. Yeah.

And so it's Anders, Blake, Adam Devine, me. Yeah, my cruise was not like this. So that's our area. And you guys could just hang with each other. without the public. Yeah, so that's just all the comics and everyone, like during the day we'd have breakfast there, and it was a whole thing.

So that was the nice part about it. But it's like, I went out and I saw the people. How was that? Were you getting mobbed, drunk people? No, it's a lot of love. It's a lot of photos. It's a lot of that. And the only bad thing about it,

I'll be honest with you, is, oh, there's several things. And I don't care. It's probably the worst food I've ever had. It's good. I got sick on one. Yeah, yeah. just even in the nicer places, it's just

It's a cruise. Not good. Yeah. Not good. You know what I mean? The best food that me and Nick and Eric had was the tepaniaca. Teppaniaki. Yeah, and that was still mid.

Is that your term? There you go. Yeah, thank you. It was still mid. And what do you think? Did you feel as though you might have had more diarrhea there? Because you know how there's like a rumor that they add laxative to all cruise food so that they don't clog up the pipes?

So the poop I didn't poo for four days So I don't know Eish Oh well the opposite They gave you like emodium Yeah yeah They gave you like emodium

Yeah AD Wow And so the only Bad thing that happened Aside from the food And what else And the sheer boredom

Yeah what activities They have for you guys Separately Oh bingo was fun I love bingo Bingo's great What's a funny It's just an old

It's a very old person thing Yeah yeah Well because I hosted it Oh that's why it was fun Yeah it was fun It was packed Yeah Yeah, so I

We were like, N, 47. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's fun. No, but no, some other lady did that. I thought you hosted it. I did host it. You weren't like pulling the number? No, I was just with the mic.

Oh, hey, everybody. Yeah, yeah. But when I went out, and Eric did it with me, Griffin. I go, everyone, get on your knees, and everyone got on their knees, and we all held hands, and I did like a 15-minute prayer.

That's fun. That's fun. I talked about Satanism. It all because it was crazy. You know what I mean? So that was fun. And then the bingo is fun. And then I have to say, the first show I did at this theater, I fucking crushed.

Like it was heaven. And afterwards, everyone was like, dude, fucking crushed. And you know me, I'm usually like self-conscious or I was like, that was really good, right? The second show I did was the worst show I've ever done. I'll tell you why. It was the same exact people. Oh. And the show is like a day later or whatever.

Why do that? Because there's only 2,000 people on the boat. Well, how many people fit on that theater? Like 600 or whatever. Was there a third show? No. Oh, thank God. So after about five minutes into my second show, I go,

you guys heard these before, right? And the whole audience goes, yeah. No. Yeah. How much time did you have to do? 45 minutes. Oh, your full act? 45.

minutes. Shit. And guess what I did? The second show? 12. Did you do the dance? Yeah, I just immediately got naked. There's no context.

There was no contact. I was like, oh, I don't know. It was so hard. Yeah. Because after, and also, I had a, and you know who had to follow? Griffin.

And you know that sneaky fucking bastard. New material? He was like, I'm going to, you know, I'm going to experiment, man. Don't worry about it. You know what I mean?

And he does, he fucking. King. Home crush. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, right? And I'm like, all right, I crushed the first show. Three minutes in, I had to stop my act. And I said that, like, five minutes in, I go, you guys heard this. I got, I go, I don't know what else.

I'm just going to keep going. Yeah. I said to the idea, I'm just going to keep doing the jokes. They're like, okay. So the audience going in expected you to have a completely different set. Nick Swartson had a second different set. Oh. Yeah.

I said, I did a brand new hour. They didn't tell you to this. What? Adam, they go like, hey, Bobby, you have to do the same. This is what I thought it was going to be before I signed up. Oh, you're going to do, on this show, you'll do 10 minutes. On this show, you'll do 10 minutes. You know what I mean?

And then that's it, right? Full set. But it was, I was headlining in a theater. You know what I mean? Full-blown fucking thing, dude. Like walking from my room with security. Yeah. You know what I mean? It was crazy.

I'm like walking, you know what I mean? And people with walkie-talkies, he's coming, it's coming. You know what I mean? It was like a whole fucking thing. I bombed so hard. I yelled at Griffin. I'm going to call him right now. You've reached your Griffin.

Whatever message you're like. Okay, anyway, Eric. Eric, why did you try to sabotage me second show at the fuck on the boat? I did not sabotage you on the boat. Can I ask you a question? Can I ask you, did you kill? Oh, I destroyed. It was great.

Yeah, I mean, I was like on fire, man, you know? And then afterwards, did I, what was I like after my show? Yeah, you were Bobby. Just a nightmare, you know, all in your head. Oh, my God, they saw me already. This is it for me. I'm never doing comedy again. you know, you were going to jump off the boat.

But then you got over it pretty quick, and it was great. Anyway, good to talk to you, okay? Is this my reappearance? Is this what you said? No, we'll book you. We'll book you within the year, okay? 2027, baby. We'll see in 227.

Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, 2020. Bye, bye, bye. Within the year. Yeah, I told you. Yeah. Yeah. But here's the thing. I always thought, I always, also thought,

Maybe Tiger Belly should do a boat. I can't do cruises. Okay, well, there goes that idea. Oh, man, it was a fun idea. Or bad friends or something. I think there should be something like that because it's fun in that way. Just cruises are just so...

Like you said, everything about it is a nightmare. It goes by so... With your family and friends. That's fun. Dude, it's like, you know, I got to know Adam, Anders, Blake, everyone so closely. We hung out. Everyone was having good time.

It was fun in that way. What a great... You know what? I'm so grateful they invited me. And all kidding aside, it was a really pleasurable experience. Yeah, that was me and the boys. Oh, they're wearing shorts.

Yeah, they're wearing shorts. Did you ever wear shorts? No, I wore that the whole time. On a cruise? I was just sweating. Leather jacket the whole time on the cruise? Leather jacket? Yeah, I was just sweating the whole time.

Yeah, yeah. And it was, you know, honestly, if it was the right group of people, I would do it again. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's an outfit, Tiger Bell. That's fine. You know what I mean?

But, um, Yeah, but that would Don't you think that would be fun? I would do it, yeah. No, I like, it's a shared experience. Like, everything miserable, you share together. So then you, like, get closer because of it, I think. Do you stop in, like, different, like, points and stuff?

You can't. Because that would be fun for me. Yeah, we went to Mexico. Did you guys go? I'd be down. Yeah. Love the enthusiasm. Great stuff, guys.

Jokes would be down. Lisa. I think it's like a hard note from you. I want to ask you guys a question. That's really important, Bobby. You're on Ritalin now. you're on Lexa Pro. Do you think that you could spend 30 minutes,

just 30 minutes, raw dogging life without being on your phone, without listening to music, without watching TV, just sitting, walking, just living life, just taking it all in, 30 minutes. I'm doing it right now. Practice. No, you have everything. There's stimulation. There's stimulation.

So it's like, when was the last time you spent 30 minutes just existing? And the reason I ask is because one of the newer life hacks, It's like you should carve out 30 minutes a day for boredom. And boredom meaning like, I want to do this, but I can't. I want to grab my phone, but I won't. I want to listen to music, but I won't. Does it count when he goes to the spa? No, because there's still some level of enjoyment and stimulation.

I'm talking about real boredom where it's like I'm just going to sit here on a bus stop and do nothing. I'm going to say this to you in the realest way I can. I do it every day. When? I sit in my room I have nothing on I just sit in one of those chairs I'll just sit there for half an hour

or an hour Oh that's amazing Yeah I did it And you're not like meditating You're just like staring I'm just sitting there Like just thinking of how horrible my life is That's what I mean

Is that what you mean? Is that what you mean? Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah No I sit there and I Well it's you know you You ruminate about mistakes that you've made Yeah

But you know I'm trying to do that You know I mean So I just I sit there and I go what I've been what I do I try to self-regulate my nervous system you know what I mean by putting my hand on my chest to seeing how I'm feeling you know what I mean and to calming my own nervous system on my own

you know I mean and being able to stop the intrusive thoughts and the constant ruminating about you know what I mean different things and but it's not like I do that naturally I do it because it's been my you know my therapist said to do it Yeah.

I mean, so I exercise these things on my own, but I do it because of direction. Yeah, me too. Because I was like, okay, well, this sounds like an easy thing to do, right? So let me just carve out 30 minutes of nothingness. Yeah. I break every single time. I find myself at least 50 times trying to reach from my phone. Yeah.

And I'm like, what the fuck? I don't know how to be bored anymore. I need that constant stimulation and it's really scary. Yeah, like yesterday I went, I woke up pretty earlier on 10. I went to a meeting by my house. And, you know, this meeting that I go to was, like, very family-oriented. It's, like, super bright. It's in a church, and it's packed.

You know what I mean? And it's, like, it's one of those meetings where it's, like, all walks of life. And you have hipsters to old grandmothers, to the plumber, to a cowboy, to it, just everything. And I was just sitting there, and you see hi to some people, and they go, get to see this and that. And there was a speaker. and normally what I do is I'll play like a game on my phone when there's a speaker because, you know, but this time I, well, lately I've been just

focusing on what they're saying. You know, and forcing myself to do it though and listening. And it seems to be working into the grounding myself. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But I'm doing different things that to improve myself,

to be a better person, to learn new words, to seek out new ideas. and new planets and frontiers to go where no man has gone before. You should go hike with us. Nope. Can you guys not be on your phone or computer? I think that's impossible. It's possible.

For me. It is possible for you. You don't think it is? No. You know, I thought it would be more impossible for me. But since I don't have data when I'm not connected to her, when I'm not connected to the Wi-Fi. When I go on walks, I just raw dog walking.

That's really good for you. That's good. You're raw dog to walk. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, Jules. You got to get on her level. So do I. You also be very careful walking alone. I mean, I worry because she walks over, like, anything can happen. In this area, though? Yeah.

Especially with no data on your phone. You have no data. Wait, do you have her location? Yeah, I do. Okay, good. So we know where she is. Yeah. Just walk by yourself? Mm-hmm.

You don't want to invite? Maybe a roommate? I don't have a roommate. You could always ask for a ride. Tito Bobby, can I get a ride? No, she doesn't have a question. We were just saying how good she was doing and now we're giving her... What about if he's like, Tito Bobby, or what if Jules does this?

But Tito Bobby, I do want to spend one-on-one time with you. It's like, can we, do you want to go for a walk with me at 11 a.m. tomorrow? Yeah, I would. You would. You would? I would. Yeah, I would. Yeah, would.

It's interesting that Lexa Pro, I feel like a zombie kind of. I think that's just because you're still creeping up. You're not at that, like, therapeutic level yet. It's going to feel weird for maybe, like, two more weeks. It doesn't affect performance, but it's odd. Yeah, it's like flat. You feel flat. But that doesn't last because you actually turn over into feeling like the world is my

I've been on it for a month. Give it six weeks. It's what they say. Just give it until six weeks. Two more weeks. I'm going to be like, whoa! I think so. Jim Carrey recently...

I saw in France. Yeah, came out, you know, hasn't been in the media in a while. People are claiming that this is definitely not him. This is a clone. Other people are saying, oh, this is him doing another character as he's coming back

into the limelight. No, he got work done. That's it. People are talking about his voice, his eye color. What's crazy is that if a woman comes out looking so different. Immediately they're like

facelift, but when a man, is it so hard to believe? So that we've now just been like, oh, clone. Instead of being like, he got a great facelift. Yeah. Kalala, I know know him. Do you know him? I don't know him. Can you stop saying that?

You've never met Jim Carrey. I met him once and he was very sweet. Oh, you guys are best friend. He's gone to cruise. That's cool. And he gave me. He gave you what? Googly eyes.

Which way? Which ones? And you didn't like it. Clala. Which one? Top or bottom, googly eyes. Oh, I miss the top googly eye. He got worked on, dude.

That's Jim Carrey. Yeah, because you can see the upper black. What about the eye color change? See? The Galane Maxwell is a little weird. Oh, the one where she popped up out of nowhere. Yeah. No, the one that she's in, the photo that she's on a deposition,

and then the one that a regular one, their nose is different. Yeah, and then they found somebody in France that looks just like her. It looked more like her than the one that's in jail. See, this I believe a little bit more because it's like they're going to throw all their money and power into trying to bury the Epstein files, right? So I feel like the ceiling, there's no ceiling to that. But the Jim Carrey thing, it's like, what's the point? Like, what is, I don't understand why. You saw Bradley Cooper and was, ah, he looks good. Give me the Cooper. Yeah, give me the Cooper. I think same doctor. But I mean, they say this

about Britney Spears, Avrilaville, like, you know, Christina Aguilera. Everybody is a clone now, right? Yeah, I'm more of just like Jane Goodellet. Just be natural. Yeah. I mean, I just, just, you know. Spit it up. Just age naturally. See, this is the one where they saw a lady.

Some guy went up to her and was like, Galane. That's Galane. And she goes like, I don't know who that is. And then come walking. Yeah, and then look at the one that she's in the deposition thing. She looks different. Is that Galane Maxwell? No.

Huh. She's older. No, that's not her, dad. I learned nothing. Well, let's end with this. Issa, Jules. But you guys were great. Thank you for so much.

Clap for yourselves. Final message to the audience. Go. Say something. 2026, a final word. Say something impactful for people that you can change lives. Go.

I'll hang out more with Dita Bobby. Yes. Great. Great. Slump as much as possible because we can't see. He's making promises she will keep. What are we going to do?

We're going to get coffee. No, something more. Action-packed. We're going to watch a movie? We've already done that before. Here's another thing that I do real quick. What I've been doing lately.

is making plans. Wow. Like yesterday, I made dinner reservations on my own. It sounds crazy to sing it out loud. I'm not going to clap. I refuse.

Right? And I made reservations for the sandbox. Yeah, he even sent the invitation to me. Sent the invitation. Oh my God. I did those for you last time. I didn't know you how to do it. Yeah, I know how to do it now.

Okay. I've been, you know, in fact, when I got on the boat the first day, every comic came out to me and go we cannot believe you're here there was a bet that I would bail I mean they was a good bet yeah yeah and I showed up

you know I mean something's a brewing what's a brewing I'm changing it's the Lexi Lexapros I think that I feel very split about this because while I'm like

everyone's like clapping at a 54 year old man like making reservations and congratulations and I'm glad everyone's happy about that. Yeah, that's weird that, you know, took half a fucking century. You know what I mean? But that's okay. Congratulations. Single clap. We're not done yet.

I'm just not going to celebrate baseline shit. We're not done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's baseline. It's baseline, you know. But, you know, maybe I would have grown more if somebody didn't enable me all these years. Maybe I would have Maybe check out of Dr. K episode

Maybe I would have not Got in a heart condition Been sick, lost my hair If I didn't have to fucking baby someone for a decade Yeah We listen and we don't judge Anyways Issa Anything you want to do in America before you leave

What's one thing you want to do That someone with money can help you do here She wants to go to a rave party Oh yeah, I want to go to Coachella to the Wabi But guess what? You're going to need a chaperone He gets to follow you around the hold of you know I think they did reach out to bad friends saying that you guys want to go

Did the Wobie can we go please? No I don't know was it through you Wait when is it when is it? April what? Well hold hold hold on hold on Wait no no fuck it I'll get it for your birthday He doesn't get to be the hero

I'll get to 18th birthday It's on me. It's on me. It's on me. All right. You want to take this seal? I'll get the VIP. I'll get the VIP. It's not just VIP.

What? Ours is just not VIP. What is it? Ours is literally backstage with the artists. Yeah, you get to meet Gracie Abrams. Yeah, so which one do you want to do? Nothing or everything. Nothing or everything.

Say nothing or everything. You have to say everything. Yeah, but the trip to Hawaii is already the 18th. No, but I mean, if you want to, you want Coachella for your 18th birthday? I did, I did that. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Congratulations.

I did it. What about you? What do you want? Dinner. Hey. Hey. You're on Tiger Belly. Hey, what up? Hey, so what's up with this Coachella thing? Didn't I hear a Coachella thing happen?

Like, they wanted us there or this and that. What's up with that? Yeah, they DM me and we're like really interested in having you and Andrew come as guests this year. But, I mean, you have some dance. It's coming up right after the second weekend. It's a lot going on. I mean, Bobby, it's the beginning of your tour.

It's pretty important. Okay, bye. What a riveting content. I know, but just, can you figure out what the Coachella thing is first before? Can you just get the girls tickets? Maybe I can change plans real quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what?

I'll email right now. I'll email right now. Okay, I'll do right now. Okay, bye. Bye, bye. Can I just suggest something? Even if the bad thing doesn't go? Can you just ask?

If they go? I go. If they don't go, I don't go. What? Yeah. What do you mean? If you... Well, then go get shitty tickets from her.

They're not going to be shitty. What are they going to be? I say go with Bobby's. If it doesn't fall, if it doesn't pan out, then I will get you the tickets. Does that work out? Yeah. What you can do is you can take the girls to Coachella, but you can just go enjoy Palm Springs. I bet you those hotel rooms are going to be super expensive.

You're a rich man. You can afford it. Anyway, really, thanks for listening. and I'll see you later. Adios!