TigerBelly - I Am Man, Hear I Roar

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

Bobby is a sea otter. Khalyla treats our ailments. Andrew Lopez stops by. We chat fairy swirls, stump villains, mayo heads, male crop tops, bus poops, and Chris Pratt vs. Paul Giamatti. Last chance for new merch at www.sleptkingdom.com Get tickets for TigerBelly Live at www.tigerbellylive.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Un podcast te permite evadirte, es verdad, pero no también como nosotros. Somos e baneos, la agencia de viajes con agentes en el destino, de verdad, y crean contigo viajes inolvidables. Con un cierto toque original, también es verdad. Nuestros expertos locales conocen los destinos mejor que nadie, de verdad. Imaginemos y creemos juntos tu próximo viaje. ¡Evaneo! www.tigerbalelive.com Okay, so hang on, let me just describe this to you. This isn't a kid's shirt. This is just a female crop top, but I will say that men are wearing crop tops again, so I think you should give it a try.

Nope. Why not? Nope, I'm doing none of that now. No more for me. I don't know, I like it. I like the idea of- I'm a man. Take back masculinity. Yeah, yeah, I'm alpha, dude. I've been a prey of my whole life.

A prey? You mean a predator? No prey. Oh, okay. Yeah, he has, he's more prey.? You mean a predator? No, pray. Oh, okay. Yeah, he has, he's more predator. But now I'm predator. Let's go. What?

Where are we gonna go? Get it out. Let's go where? What do you wanna go? I'll do any where you want. We mean by your purpose. My point is that I've been sheep on my life in Nama. Well, Lian, Tiger.

I'm not a wolf. I'm a wolf. Well, I see you Mars like a sea otter. Oh, well do sea otters kill elephants? No, but they can float on their backs and crack like the toughest of shells. And there we go. Oh, they can. Yeah, they're so smart sea otters are amazing.

I see otter could kill a elephant if you just give him time. Yeah, I think so. Like if you give him like 200 years And he just nibbles a little bit Mm-hmm. No, he would bait him into the water and the elephant would tire from swimming and then drown Sad death. Oh sad because otters are crafty. All right. Are you really? They're the smart really smart There's like smart dog are they dot like dogs see dogs? Yeah, I don, yeah. I don't know, I've never seen an order in my life. Have you?

No. They look like swimming weasels. I've never seen a weasel in my life. I've never seen any kind of- You're not a fair. Oh, that's cute. That's cute. That's cute.

Oh my god, that one has a Hitler mustache. Oh, so cute. So sweet. Oh. See, that mustache on orders, it still works. It works. You know, you do that on a human. A white guy?

Yeah, your cancel. But honor, look at that. He could still have a Hitler mustache. Aren't they so cute? They are so cute. That's who you are. What did you tell me? She's taking it in.

That's what you are. That's what you are. You know, I know that's who you are. What did you text me when you were in Wyoming? What did I say? Okay, here you go. Oh, here we go using my text against me. You said they're all antics. Okay, here you are. Mm-hmm. Yes, sir. Oh, yeah. I said is Wyoming so beautiful?

What I said and you said no, I'm not a mountain man. I'm a man of the sea I am I'm a man of the same. Thank you. I am not a mountain man. I'm a man of a sea. Yeah You're your mountain man. Yeah more inland. You're happier. We are how about you West Hollywood? See Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go very closely. You're like this one with the gaze. Oh Swing with the gizmo Go very closely. You like to swim with the games. Oh my God. You swim with the Gays in the Bad. Oh my God.

They have their own style. How's that go? I don't want to get into it. I don't want to get into it. I don't want to get into it. I just want to know what kind of strokes they do. They do a very swirl. Where they sit in a circle.

Yeah, that's easy. Yeah, what else? We're on the water. They also do, they also do, just, they, they, they, they're just bent over. But that's more aerodynamic in the world. That's, no, I'm sorry. I don't know what else is there. You don't know what else is there.

I don't know what else is there. That's all? I don't know what else is there. They were bent over. Well, it's called, it's called, uh, anic information. Sometimes you throw it out there and it doesn't work. It doesn't work sometimes. Yeah, I just woke up. I just don't work. You took you just woke up. He did. Yeah. Yeah. I've been so tired Yeah, we'll just woke up and um

Just playing Elden ring all this terrible you sent me a video of an old man Dancing with a box of his wife's ashes at like 2 30 in the morning Yeah, and where you're just going through like an emotional like no that video was funny a box of his wife's ashes at like 2.30 in the morning. Yeah. And where you're just going through like an emotional like... No, that video was funny. Oh, you thought it was funny. No, you were crying. No, you go through these.

Oh, you didn't see the end of the video? He drops the box. He does? Yeah. I didn't get there. That's why I was like, could have been us and he was like, yeah, baby. Yeah, baby. Wait, wait, wait wait you saw the feet? No wait hold on so I I sent you right at 2 30 in the morning to 30 me a video of an old man carrying his earn

His wife's earn and then he's at a correct dance. He's dancing with his wife My last dance my wife yet, very and he dropped it. Oh, shit. The ashes go all over the place and the whole crowd goes, whoa. Right. And you laugh, right? And he looks so sad. Okay, I'm sending it to you. Yeah, what did you think it was? It was just a thought I sent you a video of an old man. Yeah. And that's why I said could have been us, baby. And you know oh Yeah, I want a drop to you would have Yeah, I want to drop you That's why that's okay. God. I got it. I'm kidding. There's no drop. Oh come on now. You can drop me

No, no the videos are a drop. He it was a sentimental video. Oh Real so you were in one of those crying you were in I don't know why I just did that family. I was crying, yeah, yeah. I don't know why I just did that. I like. I know. I went this way, you know, you know, I'm like the Korean Joker. You don't know out of me, you know what I mean?

I'm like, you know, I'm a Batman villain. I go this way that way. You know, one day I'm going to burn a half my face. I'll be the other guy. It'll be fine. I want to be a Batman villain. I'd rather be a villain now in my life. You know what I mean?

Yeah, like I think everyone's like villain era is far more interesting than the rest of their other eras. Yeah, what would you do as a villain? Oh, honestly, I have fantasies, baby. Hit me. I'm not going to talk about a baby because one day it's going to get carried out, baby. Wow.

But you don't know what kind of layer you'd have. You don't think about stuff like that? No, it's basically like, are you underground or top of the tower? That's the two type of villains. What do you mean? What does that even mean? Like, do you have the penthouse or do you have an underground layer with sharks?

Like, you know, I'm always at the top of it. I'm dark cloud. It's not gonna be a no fancy penthouse. I'm gonna be like a villain. She's been underground. I'm an underground villain. What are you, Penthouse villain? No, I live in a stump.

Inside a tree. Some more a stump tree, yeah. Fantastico. Alice in Wonderland. No, you know how they chop down trees? The Cheshire cat. You know, they chop down trees. Yeah.

And they leave the stumps. Yeah. Right. If you look down on the stump, there's a little opening. That's a little latch. That's where I come out. The later night.

You know what I mean? And what is your, what are you trying to terrorize? I'm terrorized. I don't get, I have no, there's, there's, there's no hero, right? So I'm just tearing it as everybody. First, probably, you know, I mean, the, you know, the, the people that take care of the National Parks,

the Ranger. So you're a park ranger. You're a main, that's the first people to take that, park ranger. Yeah. But to get out of this dump, right? I'm full of mayo. Cupi.

No, my skin has mayo on it. I know. Cupi. Mayo. What's Cupi? The Japanese one. Come on. No, only the American version.

Oscar Oscar. So to get out of the some I have I have mayo. I come out. I'm completely naked. Yeah, so I was like, hey hey man, just make the whole bigger. What? Just cut a bigger hole.

Why are you trying to force yourself with Mayo? Oh yeah, you're right. But you know, I'm not like a Tony Stark villain where I like, I know things. See, I think you have no mind. I think of you as more of a Tony Stark. Like she's underground, to me you're like, billionaire playboy.

But what you don't realize, dude? That's not actually me. That's my decoy. Oh, so it grew up ruined. No, people think that that's the villain, right? The guy that made a guy. You're higher, some random age guy that kind of looks like me.

I put male on a skin. I put, you're living that stump, right? Right. So at late night, so you know, they think that he is the guy. Bobby Lee's in there. Yeah, I'm on a real true. Okay, you're like Slyther then guy. Bobby Lee's in there. Yeah, I'm on a real true. Okay, your life's Luther then.

You really are like sleuth. Yeah, I'm like sleuth. I'm slightly unrelated, but I spent a lot of my childhood with mayonnaise in my hair, because it was a way to kill ice. Can we, is that how, don't look it up. Don't look it up, first figure. I need to know this. I do too.

I have some questions for us. My first question know this. I do too. I need to ask some questions first. My first question is why? I think it drowns me. It's why God's name. Great question. In the same way that you needed the mayo to loop up, you living in a stump. Yeah.

I think that it, I think it drowns them or something. I don't know what it is about mayo, but it, and then you, so you coat your whole head with mayo and then you get this comb we call a sood and it's a very very fine tooth comb And then you do this and then all the lights comes out with a mayo. Wait, why can't you put yeah go ahead? May asked who gave you this information You did the same way that Filipinos tell you if you have a burn you put tooth based on it. Oh, okay, Colgate It's the same thing. Filipinos is that like if you get a bruise or something you can cut

They go spray windex on it. Like the Greeks. Like the Greeks. Yeah, maybe. But I think that the Mayo thing actually works because it's just kind of like. But why not, but why not crème fraiche? Why does it have to be Mayo?

Oh, it doesn't work. Besides making your hair feel messy and oily, mayonnaise is unlikely. But it's funny when we see you do it. The whole neighborhood was laughing at you guys. What a fool you are. Look at the coup in family, Mayo heads. And then we always had toothpaste if you had a burn.

Did you put lettuce on your head too? What do you, a BLT? What's going on? Oh, I'll tell you what it is. To fix your eyes, but bake it. When we did arts and crafts, and we ran out of like paste or glue, we would just use cooked rice.

Oh, cooked rice, I think this is good. Cooked rice works really well to like, please come, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. Oh, cooked rice, that works. Yeah. And then so let me ask you about the cooked rice, right? Can you eat it later or no?

We're gonna eat it off like dried in a piece of paper. It's like crispy rice. You know how that that crispy rice. Oh, like spicy tuna. Yeah, spicy tuna. Yeah. That's weird. So you guys didn't have elements glue on. We did, but it's just, you know, in a pinch, like life hacks. These are just life hacks. So what else? I was also a Filipino life hacks. Um, Yeah, I'm so curious about your family told you. Yeah.

And there's there are a lot like Like what is an ailment you have? I'm with this. Good. As socks, how about socks? What do you do? Get leaves? Oh, to wear socks? Yeah, yeah.

Can I sign an ailment? That's just clothing. Oh, oh, oh. He's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, he's just, I'm sorry. Well, that's cool. I thought we were going more life hacks than, you know, I mean, she definitely said what's an ailment?

Yeah, it's socks. You had socks there? Yeah, like I thought maybe you were gonna ask about like, where we, it's not a stretch to think that, you don't have glue, you use rice. We had glue, it's just that if we ran out of glue, you could run out of socks. Right?

We have to run out of socks. That's, that's the answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, then if we don out of glue, you could run out of socks. Right? We have to run out of socks. That's the ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well then if we don't have socks, then we go to the ill, which is no socks, no shoes, and then I get worms. In your hair or your feet? In my asshole. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's top stop.

If you're not wearing socks or shoes and you're walking around, you let worms crawl up your leg and go in your ass hole. I don't know how true this is, but they used to tell the kids, like don't walk around barefoot because you're gonna get worms. Look at it, it's another fake thing. You guys have been misguided. Okay, people living here is warm and moist climates

where a sanitation hygienic poor are at risk of hookworm infection if they walk barefoot. Hookworm. Hookworm, what's a hookworm? Yeah, I'll go, I'll go, I hate you. Oh, that's, oh, that's her villain line. risk of hookworm infection if they walk barefoot. Hookworm. What's a hookworm? Yeah. I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, foot? Look, look, look, look, look, so see these so you lie. Stop. Look, look, look, go since you're a foot. Right. Travel. You lie. You sit. I'm not having worms. I've had worms. I understand that you're saying you have worms in your ass. So the

location of the worm is wrong. That's why I assumed that it crawled up the leg. All right. So it's in the fucking foot. I want to be honest. I want to give you worms so bad. I want to give you worms. It's how ironic. What a coincidence. I've always wanted to give you worms. Can I say something? It's really kind of fun to them out. You know what I want to give you?

You put your side your butt, those dune worms. Oh, vibration. Yeah, vibration. Tell them a sure, I want to do more. In my head. Doon. All I could think about was the tremors. No, look at doon rooms.

No, watch, look at the doon rooms. It's basically a gin anus. Oh yeah. Look at the size of the people. You wanna shove that up, man? Yes. Just what, for what? Well, you wanna give me worms?

I wanna give you that. I wanna give you small, like you worms, like all your butt not fucking kill you. You wouldn't die. Oh yeah? Yeah. I want to give you that. I want to give first season, was animated and made in the Philippines? So you're trying to say your favorite cartoon is from the Philippines? Your favorite cartoon is made in the Philippines. That's interesting.

FYI. Yeah, I'm not a shamed of it. I just don't know. No, let me say something. I love the Philippines. OK. I love Filipinos. I've always had and I always well.

You have this weird, also, by the way, and you guys are all wrong. What? And I'm going to prove to you that you're wrong. All right. Remember the last episode when I talked about saying to that Chinese actress, you know what I mean, China, it was, you know, China's known for two things,

TikTok and COVID, and you guys were all saying they was wrong for me to say that. Yeah. It actually wasn't. I went to every community I could find. Pull them in a cell phone. I made up my life mission. I went to every community I could find.

And it probably about 20 of them. And credible ones. How many of them were television? You know what I mean? Headlining. How many of them were Chinese? Oh, that's a good point. No, but it doesn't matter.

No, it let's stop. No, I'm just saying as a joke, as a joke, am I allowed to say it in a trailer at five in the morning? I already told you I would laugh, but I don't know about the lady that doesn't know you. To recap, guys. Yeah, recap. Bobby was on set and he told a woman that he didn't know

what kind of woman met for the first time a Chinese woman. Do you know the two things that China invented COVID and what? No, I didn't say COVID. What do you know? No joke. Oh, I'm no the joke. No, the racist joke. No, the racist joke. Come on, man. I went TikTok and then COVID. It's just not a great joke. No, that's not my point. My point is, is that- So you wanted to get validation from all your white brethren.

No, I lied. Only one guy. Oh. And San Tito. No. No. No. San Tito said-

I went to every community on the face of her. No, I did, but they all said, that's not good. San Tito said. Who was the biggest- But I went to San Tito the face of her. No, I did, but they all said, that's not good. That's not good. Who was the biggest comedian? But I went to Cent, not my good friend. Come on. I went to Centino and he goes, I don't see a problem with it.

And I looked at Centino and I go, that's what you and I are forever people. He's my forever guy. It doesn't matter what I do. He's gonna be beyond. I guarantee Centino would never say that in a trailer, if you paid him money. Well, I've heard him say certain things

that are like on borderline like insane. I mean, I guess he's done some stuff on camera. But I love that guy. We all. Yeah, we've all done. But my point is that so anyway, you guys were wrong about it. Oh yeah, that was so good. And also if you're an ally, you're my friend

and we're family, right, you should back me. You okay with it. I'll back you guys every day of the week. But anyway, how are you guys good? You gotta sleep more. You look like terrible. He said my eyes look so tired and it's seven sleeping three hours every day. Gilbert.

Work. You can't tell that he doesn't look healthy. No, because he's been looking like this for a long time. For like, I've now think it's his baseline, but it's over. Like three months. What is, you know, that's not good like this for a long time. Like I think it's his baseline. Like three months. What is you know, that's not good for you. You know that. I know. I need to.

Your eyebrows are like a magicians. Great eyebrows though. Yeah, but it's got that like, you know what I mean? Like like, is this your card? Yeah, it's that show. It's a it's a so tuned eyebrow. Yeah, it looks pretty good. But so you sleep more.

I'm going to. Also, I feel like you're in a bad mood all the time now. This is my tired eyes, for sure. I agree. You sleep at Asia nice. I'm taking some magnesium at night. What do you mean, melatonin? This I've been working.

No, melatonin. I keep thinking. Magnesium, do you make me sleep? So how do you guys feel about the riders' strike? Oh, I was thinking, okay, so a girlfriend of mine, another hottie, she's surprised. What is George going? I'm taking it. ¿Qué pasa con la gente? ¿Qué pasa con la gente? ¿Qué pasa con la gente? ¿Qué pasa con la gente? ¿Qué pasa con la gente? ¿Qué pasa con la gente? ¿Qué pasa con la gente?

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You're arrogant. Look at me. I like that. He's a big fan, so he's like, kind of cute. This is cool. I think he thinks he's one of the guys. You know what I mean? No fuck you. That's not working, dude. What?

Is that fucking working? What's not working? What's happening? I told you how I feel, man. Do I have to wear these? You don't have to do anything, man. Okay, good. I feel like I'm not an rapper.

You know what I have to do. Whoa. But there's a major beef with you up there. Why? What are you mad at me about? I found out you were here today. I just kind of know. Why are you mad at me?

It's kind of a bad news. I love you, dude. I know. I think I know where it's stemming. What? It was the night that you invited me and I brought him to the Korean spa. Good night. I think it started there.

That's what I fell in love with you. Oh, so you guys have like a real brotherhood. You went to the spa together. We went to a wee spa together. The Korean spa together. Do you not remember this? No. He might have been also.

So it was another time you saw. I met a guy with you with mustache. Oh yeah, I did. There was another guy. Was that that guy from the, you're the guy with the mustache? Oh yeah. Oh, I like him.

Who did you think I was? I don't know. I was just like, I don't know the guy. Yeah, like Tyler Gercan. I still confused. Well, I listen, I listen at the end of course I know who you are. That was one of the greatest nights of my life. I'm like an actual fan.

I'll tell you the reason why you won it with me. It's because you betrayed Joe Koi. They don't care. You betrayed Joe Koi to be with me and once somebody does that, right? They're in with me for life. I'm scared of Joe, so now I edit this out. Edit this out.

I'm not in the end. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no And if this I'm not in the end no no JAPS LOOBLY NOT Joe and I talk about you a lot on the road by the way No, can I say same thing? Well, you know, Joe he's been talking shit Has he? Yeah, Andrews has been saying he's not that talented You just tricks on stage, you know, he's holding the whole lighter in the audience Like fuck the fuck is that all about? Yeah, yeah So you know, you've been talking shit but anyway, you know, keep using him

I'm I'm I've been using his tricks to make more money. So now I know he's a clever man, one of the most talented guys I love him. My point is this, so you're here to plug a shell. Oh God, yeah, I'm in the show. Who gives a fuck? I do. I don't care. I want coffee.

I need more coffee. Give me more coffee. Bobby, when are we gonna do a show together? We talked about this at Weasel. You don't wanna do a show with me? I wanna do a show with you. No, no, no, no. I could tell a show with you in a hurry.

No, no, no, no, no. Why are you so scared of success? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Why are you so scared of success? You could... You want me to really boil it down to you? Yeah. Fucking tarts.

Yeah. Why are you angry at us? What you saying? You guys know why. Look at me. Why are you so scared of success anyway, dude? Congrats on so Bobby okay, Bobby I also want to kiss eat because he's Asian. Yeah, yeah, no, I gotta tell about the

Do you know what kind of Asian he is though? He's Filipino. He's actually I didn't even know this he's half Korean half Filipino Exactly so as an Asian guy I want to just throw it by him. He's a comic to be very funny. He's actually, I didn't even know this. He's half Korean, half Filipino. Exactly. So as an Asian guy, I wanna just throw it by him. He's a comic dude, very funny. He opened for us in Ace, at the Ace Theater. Yeah, I did. You destroyed, I was watching you going, oh my god, this guy's so legit. You're a new show with Seth Rogen.

It's called, what? Diabolical. Diabolical. Grisha was in Diabolical. What is it called? It's called Platonic. Platonic. Platonic.

Platonic. Platonic. Platonic. Platonic. Platonic. Platonic. Platonic. Platonic.

Platonic. Platonic. Platonic put on Apple with Roseburn Wow, that's amazing and that got smaller directed Is it out now it comes out on the 24 congratulations? Thank you, Sandra. That's you. I really appreciate it. Anyway, but I want to say I want to say that a show was one of the greatest shows I've ever done. It's like incredible. I'm a great belly show. Yeah top five times of my life on stage Your guys whose crowd is fucking fire. Well, it's a reflection on us. It really is. It really is.

It really is. It's a reflection on their parents. It was one of the, I'm gonna come as a fan to the next show. I would buy tickets over. No, you're a part of my family. So, you wanna do the shirt first and then? I'll, I'll, I'll go.

Here's what I want your opinion on Bobby, but the shirt, which he thought was like a men's shirt, but it turns out it's like a crop top. But I still think he should wear it. Yeah. Right? Why not? What's the reason why not?

Because I'm going the other way in life now. But your shirt right now looks like a crop top. What's your bastard? What are you talking about? I'm doing right now. I don't know how to do this. What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

I'm called for and it's a bastard. It wasn't rude. I didn't say you look bad. I don't know how to do this. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? I didn't say you look bad. I didn't say you look bad. I didn't say you look bad. I didn't say you look bad.

I didn't say you look bad. You said you look bad. No, I think you look, you actually look good in your face. That's faster behavior. You look skinnier than the last episode. Oh, that's good. Thank you. There we go. There we go. That's just a fact. That's true. I got to take you. Male crop tops are bad.

It's in. Yeah. I don't want to get into it, but I'm not going to wear it. I'll tell you why. All right. I'm the other way now. What's the other way? I can't tell you later.

I'll tell you later. What is the other way? I'm telling you the one. Are you going to go hyper-masculine because that's gross? I'm alpha. No, you don't just decide your alpha. Oh, yeah. I'm not. Hey, that red beanie. I'm alpha. No, you don't just decide your alpha, and that's that. Oh yeah, I'm not.

Hey, that red bean. I'm not, you're not. That red bean. What? That red bean is red pill, baby. The red pill, I'm. Oh, you're a red pill bro now? I'm in part of it.

Part of it. Question mark. I got it. Oh, Sean O'Malley told me. Oh. He didn't say verbally, but just with his eyes. Yeah. I mean, they know.

People know now. I'm man. Yeah know what I mean, they know. People know now. I'm man. Here I roar. Yeah. Yeah. Classic lion behavior. I am man here. I'm here.

Here I roar. I am man here. I roar. I got a shirt. Yeah man. Yeah man here. Here I roar. So anyway, man, I throw something by you.

My friend, as a comic. Yeah. Okay. And just, and I don't want you to make a joke. I'm starting to think you're really proud of this joke and I'm like, We've been talking about it for three podcasts. I just hung up on it. I just hung up on it. I just hung up on it.

And I just want you to listen. You're more. Is that okay? Yeah, yeah. Okay. So I'm shooting something Monday for the, like, you know, you know, you're first, you know, you first show up to a set or whatever, you don't know anybody.

Yeah. But essentially I'm always like, you know, I'm gonna be me, you know what I mean? And I, right? All right. He me roar. I roar. He me roar.

I roar. So I'm, so I'm, I'm in makeup, okay. And so the girl that's playing my girlfriend in it, I don't know her, but she's from China. Okay? I know yeah already dude. Yeah already already I'm Already know what your point of view is gonna be know what you're one of those woke ones. No, I'm not, I don't know. You're a woke Asian dude. I don't know what that means. What? I don't know what that means.

All right, could it just finish it? Yeah, yeah, go. Without you fucking my world. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this a, what is it for? Is it for maker, YouTube? Maker. Oh, okay, so I don't even like,

your tone now, like I'm like doing low level shit. I didn't say that. Why do you have, it happens to be, the director was Bill Burr, Have you heard of him? No? Bill, I know he's joking fucking I was in the Jade room. You did the thing. I remember. I remember.

I remember. I didn't mean it. You didn't mean it. I was just lying. I don't know. I'm going to go back to the Jade room. I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey he's my friend. There was like, I didn't want it. It felt like you were trying to be on a spot. I'll be honest, he didn't know that we were going to this thing. So he was confused when I went to the spot

and I started taking my clothes off. It was late too, it was like one in the morning. One in the morning too. Yeah, it was, but it was my first time there. Way later. I had a blast. It was a great time. It was a great time.

I'm sorry, I interrupted you. It's okay, it's okay. No noises, no reactions until I do it, okay? It's great faith. So the next realization, her makeup artist is Korean do it, okay? It's great faith. So the girl next to me is Asian. Her makeup artist is Korean. Female, right? Both girls.

Five in the morning. Also think. What? Oh. Five in the morning, right? It I'm tired, right? And I'm like, I mean, what are you from? The girl that's like, she goes,

I'm, she has an accent. She goes, I'm from China. I go, I love China. There are no two things. Tick-tck in COVID. And then the whole room, the whole room just, you could change the atmosphere change. Yeah.

And I look over at the girls, you know what I mean? I just woke up, I'm looking over, and in my head I'm like, oh, oh, I fucked up, right? Cause they just didn't, you could see in their face. Yeah. And then when she left the thing the Asian makeup artist He goes, how dare you? Wait, they said how dare you become what? What'd you do? I love you already

What oh because of the joke oh You're doing what Santino did I love you fucking. I had no idea where you're they're so nice that flat. What's happening? Stop stop. He's praying. Thank you so much. I love you so much. Here we go. And I knew from the beginning when I met you that you were going to be one of my guys. I love you man. I love you so much. And Joe Koy. So I know you're all in a happy family. Let me say something. So what you're saying to me, like, let me just get this straight. What you're saying to me is you don't see the problem?

I mean, TikTok was made in... Tech? Yeah, China, yeah, yeah. And then... Okay. I... No comments on the COVID thing, but I heard something about China and COVID one time. Okay. Yeah. I get it.

So then what I had to do is I had to profusely apologize to the makeup artist. Did they ask for that? Or did you do that? No, she was like, I can't believe you did that. She goes, really in this day and age, you're making a racial joke like that against our own people, you know, that kind of thing. They know your Bobby Lee, right? Like that's the thing I never understood

when people are comics, you're being funny. Did they just not understand that? They didn't know who I was. Well, that's a problem. Maybe that's also the past. Just an Asian guy yelling things. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, I'm just sitting there.

They don't think they know who I was. Right. I think they're like, oh, who's this now? You come out. This is up and coming. Yeah, yeah. So I throw it out there and then I had to find the girl on set that's playing my, she's very talented, very nice girl.

Yeah. And I leaned against the wall. I know, how did you get this job? Like, I tried to segue into it. And I got by the way, I apologize for the COVID. I don't know. You know what I mean? And that's cool with it. And my point being is that then in my head, I went away, I apologize for the COVID-19. You know what I mean? And that's cool with it. It was cool with it.

My point being is that, then in my head, I'm like, was that big of a deal for me to have to do the tour, the apology tour? And I did it because you never know these days. Yeah, I had a situation like that once. I was doing a general, one of these things, and they were asking me if there were any Filipino IP projects I wanted to write,

which already it's like, no. You know, like I don't want to write some identity. So I made a joke in there. I was like, no, I don't have any Filipino IP I want to do. But if you guys want me to write super they, I'm down. Oh, I'm just flat. And then I love you. I love you.

And then I had to be like, I would though. I'm glad again. I love you. I love you. I, but I didn't do the apology tour and I never got a job with him. Yeah, I mean, you know, Santino has a story I can't tell because he's never told it before.

And he's gonna, no, I'm not gonna say, but he's gonna tell it one day because it's much a story like that. Yeah, Where it's pretty crazy, you know what I mean? But it's like, we've all have our moments. We throw it out there. And then we don't, we read the, we fucked out, we never read the room, right? And we're in a situation, you know? And that's, but it gets worse as, I guess, as society changes, it becomes, you know, a lot more harder to even know. So that's what I can't really say anything. Well, I think what's weird about it being a comic

and having that is that I think, you know, generally speaking, intrusive thoughts, saying your mind and you let them stay there. But when you're a comic, you're intrusive thoughts, I think, how you deal with them is you say them out loud. Yes. And it gets very scary because we know that it's bad, a lot of the times, but that's the joke

Also, I learned recently in therapy that when you like say all of these crazy things and you like you know Especially the shit that we talk about it's a way of placing distance between those terrible things that happen to you and Yourself Like for instance when you talk about like the way I'm like, oh, I have fisted by my family doctor, whatever, or some version of that. It's actually a way of almost super intellectualizing that trauma, and so that you don't have to feel it presently. Because when you're feeling it, you almost can't remember the trauma itself. It's just placing this. You throw these things out there, it's a way to also for people to not even be close to you. Yeah, you know what scares me about that though?

Is that there were so many things that I can't joke about yet. And though, so I'll like joke about. Give me one. We'll bleed it out. Just give me one. We'll bleed it out. Really? I'm comfortable.

Yeah. What can't you joke about? So the things, it's almost like I have an armor where I'll be like, I can joke about this, I can joke about that. And everyone goes, Andrew's so honest, but I'm not, because I'm actually hiding the things I'm actually scared of. And I can't find a joke for those things.

And if we can. Yeah, I mean, that's an interesting question. Are there things that are so personal to you and so dark that maybe there's some things you just can never find a joke for? Yeah. You know, I'm trying to figure out what that thing would be, but it's like, and if you can, you know what I mean?

I've seen comics do things that I've never thought you could do, and they sat in the right way, and I always go, oh, fuck, that's how you do it. Yeah. Maybe that's what it is, but it's like, like, right, let me ask you guys this. Mm-hmm. And I was doing this and I felt guilty about it, Maybe that's what it is, but it's like, like, right, let me ask you guys this. And I was doing this and I felt guilty about it, but I met a girl on the road and she has a boyfriend

that doesn't live in that state, and I was just kind of trying to convince her to break up with her. Because you found her attractive. Yeah, yeah, is that wrong? Did she give you vibes? I feel like there was, yeah. Well then.

But what were you saying to convince her? Like was she like telling you this guy's been doing this? Like was she? No, I've met him before. But did she describe the boyfriend as someone who was maybe not a positive thing in her life? No, he's a great guy. It's a positive thing.

And I'm so attracted to her, though, that I'm like, let's give it a go. Were you doing it so that you could be the new boyfriend or so that you could sleep with her? Mm, good question. Well, that's hard to say. Then no, I don't see you. No, no, it's hard to say because I would,

you know what I mean? But I don't know where that well. The answer is no. Exactly, so that looks like a, yeah. I think you feel bad. Yeah, no, I don't think you should if you feel interested in the person, you know, and that's not a go. Yeah, I feel bad. Yeah, I don't think you should, if you feel interested in the person, and that she's given you vibes back, I think that that's... Yeah, but I don't know, am I reading it right?

I don't know, I probably not. But there's a way to do it, right? Like, maybe she's in a relationship now, that's maybe not a forever thing, and then get in there when the time is right. And it's her responsibility as the one in the relationship to choose whether or not she wants to accept you coming onto her or not.

Yeah, it's funny. You meet certain people on the road, especially, right? And you know, more you just say in a coffee shop or some you see something, it's just hard to, you know, it's a- Think of a perfect example of this. And we may have to cut this out. Oh, we'll see.

A perfect example is the guy I was last seeing, right? I think that person does not keep relationships sacred. Oh, bro. What, what you're doing right now, baby? I'm excited. Bro, bro, let me say something. Yeah, I'm about to cry. Dude, yeah, I'm just being real.

And I'm just being real. You're the future, buddy. Thank you so much. No, I'm not. I thank you. You're the future, right? I appreciate that. You're a future person. Thank you. I want to say this too, okay.

May you have the world at your disposal. Thank you, man. May you run the gambit. May you soar above the clouds with the angels. May you, may the endless amounts of pleasures. Yeah, you know it? Yeah. I annoy you, my friend, and I bless you.

And I, let me say forever, you and I do, we are one. Oh, man. No, I'm being real. I know, I know. And I am your ally. You can tap me. Yeah. For any reason, I am a comrade.

That's all right. Yeah. And we will win the war. I love you Thank you for ever my friend. Yeah, thanks dude. I want to say something. I know I'm an earnest guy Yeah, like 21-year-old me is like crying right now that you're doing that. Yeah, I really appreciate Yeah, you also look like my uncle right now doing that Uncle what I was a kid of you like you're gonna start on the basketball team. Yeah, you are and thank you Honestly, I think that you have a bright future.

Really? Yeah, I do. I've seen you say that till I was every person on the table. I do. There's so much evidence. Yeah, I do. No, I can do it. No, no, no, no, did Jimmy Oyang? I gave him that speech. Yeah. You did all that.

You did that, but then you said he also looked like he was made in a factory, so I didn't get that part. He's a factory person. He is, yeah. They make millions of those, right? You're an original one, right? Thank you, man. You're one of a kind.

Can we get back to how that guy is a fuckhead? Ah! Ah! Ah! He's like, hey! What's up, guy? I'm right. So I'm going to say something to you and anybody, if you were once an ally of mine, right, and we were a part of the same platoon, okay?

Or pride? Tribe? Yeah. Tribe, and you betray me in that way, you have a new enemy. Yes. Okay. Why do you keep doing this to him? I don't know. I'm putting everything in quotes. Yeah, yeah.

So people write it down. That's why you're using this. I'm using quotes so everyone writes it down. That's how you do it. Write it down in your journal. How does do that? I couldn't have, if I had it, bud. I couldn't have.

I'm with you 100%. Anyway, let's move on from it. Yeah. But my point is this. But he doesn't. You're not going to shake my point is is this. But he doesn't. You're not gonna shake my hand? I am. All right.

Yeah. And it's beautiful. That's beautiful. I love it so much. I'm gonna show Coplatonic. I love this. No, like seriously, Andrew, like I love him so much. Yeah.

I realize after like dating other people, I'm like, I, I, you know, when you date someone new and you try to get out there and you're like they ask you like in in earnest Like you know, what are your thoughts about your acts? And I'm sure everyone wants to hear like oh, you know, he did this to me or this wasn't right And I'll like can really say it's like I don't know like I just love him So like if you're okay with me loving this person for the rest of my life we can date I love if not I we cannot good one. Yeah, my I was a bridesmaid in my first love and my best friends wet. Oh, you were?

That's so cute. I thank you. And I think that, like, I get that. Because there's two versions of soulmates, right? There's the version that Elizabeth Gilbert says, where a soulmate comes into your life, puts a mirror up to, fucks you up, shows you all of your insides, that you never knew.

That's like Twin Flamie shit. Yeah. Then disappears, and then you remember that person forever because they brought out the real you. The other soulmate is the soulmate that stays around forever, thick and thin and you're always connected by a string, right? And it sounds like you guys are both depending on whatever month it is.

And I think that that's an interesting thing. Because I think. Oh my God, I don't know what you're doing. Well, I love it. This is why this guy writes TV shows. You're the best. You write or two, huh? Yeah, do you want it? I was trying to write a show for you. You're gonna. I hit up CAA being like, I want to write what you're doing. Well, I love it. This is why this guy writes TV shows. You're the best. You write or too, huh? Yeah, do you want it?

I was trying to write a show for you. You're gonna. I hit up CAA being like, I want to write a show for Bobby. I want to write a show for Bobby that is like an FX show that is like, it's prestigious. Like, and I think that you are somebody

that should be seen as an artist. And the thing about it is that you don't need a big audience to watch it. It's just one of the things you do. See, that's, are you learning? I'm learning so much. How about this guy? I understand this guy talks on every day.

I understand. I understand you do. I understand you. He's one of the first people to found me. You know what? Kind of fill up your new, your dirty. Thank you. Thank you.

With that to Batstuff. That was a weird. With that to Batstuff. You're mean to poor people, dude. I know Batst. That was a weird. Without the bad stuff. You're mean to poor people, dude. Mine is bad stuff. Mine is the bad stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard he's moving to Glendale.

Did you guys hear that? Really? I heard this rumor. He's been hearing likes that we have to have him on this podcast. Did they have it or not? Of course I'd have him. I mean, you know, he's like,

he's honestly Tiger Bellius' brand. Like, he's a fucking dirty scoundrel. Yeah. Yeah. He's a disruptor. He's all sorts of fun. I'm not saying that I agree with the politics of Donald Trump or I agree with the politics of Deterte,

but they're funny, dude. The guy went up on the podium and goes, if you're a drug dealer, I will kill you. Yeah, I love to fuck women. And I'm like, I'm waiting to save sex. Pretty much. Yeah, yeah. This is like, this guy is all right.

Yeah. Kind of like you. Yeah, I love it. You know, here's the deal. Here's the real deal, right? There are extremes on both sides. And I realize that now, okay? I was far left, hippie hippie liberal and no longer.

I'm in the middle. I see both sides, I kind of understand. You know me, I'm, you know, it's the people that really run this planet, they need us to be fighting and for them to do what they're doing behind their backs, to keep us off the ball, right? And I'm no longer gonna do it.

It's a trick. Yeah. It's a trick. Yeah, it's a trick to it. I agree, that's the do-out. Everybody can be everything, that's what I think. I think so. You know what I mean? I got diagnosed OCD and bipolar a couple months ago. And I told the doctor, I told the doctor.

I told the doctor, I was like, fuck you, and I took the pills. You know, you can be but like I, exactly. You know, I bought a gun a couple months ago and I'll share it with my roommates. Right to bear arms. That was like, you can do a lot of it. I want to tell you where I changed when I went to Dollywood. Why? Because, you know, I mean, Pigeon fork, right?

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Me encanta eso. Me creo que creo que era la mejor lugar en el mundo. Aquí, vamos a la parte de to the racism part, right? The thing about it is that like, I grew up in a town of all white people. I was like one of the only people of color in that town. And I experienced more racism in Los Angeles than I did there. Because there it was more ignorance than racism.

I had to like teach them who I was and once I got acclimated and understood who they were and they understood me, I was accepted, as long as I was a neighbor. But then in Los Angeles, people here are born and raised around all different kinds of people and they choose to hate the way they hate. Wow.

And I think that like, there's a lesson of education there in exposure and that all people, you can't judge them by the region that they are. You're the judge them by the person they choose to become, and the people they surround themselves with. Especially because you have all the means to be educated here in Los Angeles. You're immersed in it. You couldn't be in a bigger melting pot of racist. Yeah, it's so weird. This is the place where culture is represented in the media from and they choose for so long to only represent one side of it

when they're surrounded by it. But when I was in Iowa, they didn't want to, they put me up everywhere. Like I was on the basketball team, I was on the jazz band, I was on the homecoming court and it was like never because of anybody's race there is because I was who I was. And then, you were in the homecoming court, and it was like never because of anybody's race there, it's because I was who I was. And then, where you were on the homecoming court?

What does that mean? I was one of the most popular kids in my class, but you know, there was only like 50 people. How does that make you feel, Bobby? It was like 40 people. Yeah, it was pretty cool. I was like, make you feel really confident. What's wrong?

Hold on. Dude, you're bringing a lot of trauma up, man. No, this guy was a popular dude. I mean, I mean, but... Congratulations, man. Thank you. I mean, I don't, I don't like to shy away from it. Congratulations, man.

You're popular. I'm not gonna shy away from it, but the thing was, is that I loved everybody where I grew up. They were, everybody there was popular. I think I would've hated you, though. I don't think you would've. I think you would've been friends. No.

I think we would've been friends. Did you wear a letterman jacket? No. Okay, but you hung out with the cool kids? Yeah, and the losers. He's in jazz band too, come on. Bobby, look at the belt. I'm wearing this.

Hot topic, dude. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I was like, yeah, dude. I was more confessional. I was a dashboard kid. Yeah, I was a dashboard kid. Are you a dashboard kid?

Are you a dashboard kid? Are you a dashboard kid? Are you a dashboard kid? Are you a dashboard kid? I don't know where they're from. I am. I am a dashboard. I like them. I love them. Are you a dashboard kid. I like them. I love them. I really? I like them secretly. Okay, me too.

Yeah, I do. Why does it have to be a secret? I don't know. There's not any more because I go to emo night and stuff. So I'd like to open the end. I'll listen to it openly now. But Enya is not emo. Enya is to be respected by the world.

But it's still a bearer world. Why? Enya is a beauty. I'm man, here I wore. You're right. You're right. You're right. But there's something beautiful about a man who listens to Ennio. It's like John Bernthali.

Yeah. It's very like, I'll fuck you up and protect my brother. Yeah, another one person I listen to that I'm embarrassed. I don't want people to know that I listen to is Sarah McLaughlin. She's great. Yeah, but that's not, she's a legend. Yeah, I know, but still, there's a part of me that's very like secretive about it.

Soft. What do you listen to? I go a tool, but I'm listening to this there. The awesome. Okay. Yeah. Oh, this is a master of pop, it's a Metallica. I know who loves, loves, loves, like every night,

I would, he didn't think that I could hear on what he was listening to, but it was so fucking loud. Oh, am I here? Yeah, when I was listening is Demi Lovato. Oh, I'm embarrassing when you start listening to her. I love her. Oh, he loves her Yeah, but then she When we did what she wasn't that nice to me at the show that I worked She wasn't not nice, but she wasn't also out of her good like I like I went high said hi no she said hi properly You should it just was she wasn't like oh my god Bobby Lee, which is what you would that's what I wanted Yeah, that's what I guess you're right. Is there anywhere in America that you go that people don't know who you are I feel like everywhere. No, you just said dolly would and Disneyland

Korea Korea No, I bet no, let me finish let me think You okay, so dolly would it wasn't Yeah, no, I bet every no, let me finish. Let me think. Yeah, okay. So dolly would wasn't like Disneyland and Anaheim, where it was like, but it was like enough for me to go, oh, you know what I mean? Like bad friends is reaching, and Tiger Bell is reaching, you know what I mean?

Parts of the place I just never thought. Let me ask you, this is a weird question as an Asian comic. Go ahead. When Asian person says I'm a huge fan or when a white person or a black person says, I'm a huge fan, do you get a different feeling? You mean comic? No, no, just anybody.

Like you're out and about and like you go to the mall and somebody comes and approaches you and it's an Asian person or some other different ethnicity. Do you feel different? Yeah, I mean, it's like when it's an Asian person or some other different ethnicity. Do you feel different? Yeah, I mean, it's like when it's... When it's an Asian, I kind of go, I get it. You know what I mean? But if it's like a white guy or white person or any other race, Mexicans I get. You know what I mean? We're similar. Are you extra flattered when it's a white person? Is what you're saying?

When it's like a shirt-tucker, like kind of like, I'm going to the office kind of white, you know, it's a little flattering, but not just because it's like, on this service, I don't know why they like it, but then when you get to know them, you go, oh yeah, I get it, you know what I mean? I think it's not, for me, it's like, no, you know what? I'm gonna take that back.

I don't, I feel flattered every time. Yeah. That's the thing. I feel flattered every time because it's like, you know, I've been around since for a while and, you know, it's cool to think that I'm still a little viable. Yeah. I get that, but there is a thing though too.

It's like when an Asian person says they like me, they're like a Cassio watch. When a white person says they like me, it's like a Rolex because it's like us a little bit of like a success thing. I'm like, oh, I translated, you know? Yeah, yeah. I wear it a little stronger. No, but what I realized about why people is that

they don't really care anymore. What do you mean they don't care? I mean, in general, like I think 20 years ago, they were like, hey, probably an Asian comic. Or whatever. Oh yeah. And now it's just like a comic. Like, I would do meet and greets for the bad friends tour. And 95% are people that are not Asian.

Only 5% maybe, or 3% are Asians. Yeah. Like the population. You know what's interesting? You say that. Now that you say that, is like, yeah, I feel like this, the entertainment industry is the people that usually tend to call us Asian comics more than regular people.

I think, yeah, I think that's nice. Which is really weird. And then they're saying that they're trying to break that stereotype by saying, we're trying to break the stereotype of Asian comics by talking about Asian comics. And you're like, wait a minute. Like, oh, so there's a far difference.

They think we're all the same, but there's a far difference. They think we're all the same, but there's a far difference into casting Ken Jeong, Randall Park or me. We're all three completely different energies and personalities and types, right? But they view us the same category, right? When it's like, no, it's like comparing Chris Pratt to fucking Paul Giamatti Like if they're going we want a white guy right for this. So let's look at let's see you know Chris Pratt Paul Giamatti and

Let's clean Eastwood of those names you mentioned Randall Park you and Ken John. Yeah, who is Chris Pratt and who's Paul Giamatti and who's clean And I know what you're doing right now. And I, you know, I say to you, farewell. Yeah. Well, you're saying goodbye to her? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm saying goodbye to that fucking comment. But I will answer it.

Okay. I know you want to. I want to, right. What you're saying is that I'm the Paul Giamond. No, I don't know. You're saying. That's what you're saying. Cool's what you're fucking saying. And you know what fair well do you? All right, and you're in your face. Wait Andrew who is? Korean and who is my dad is half Korean half Filipino and then my mom is full Filipino. Oh

Your quarter Korean your quarter Korean. Yeah, that's amazing. Thank you, man. So um what? You say ma'am you, man. So, what? Did you make it? You say, ma'am? No, ma'am. I'm actually thinking, thank you, ma'am. You do. You listen. So you recently got diagnosed with, you're saying that diagnosed with bipolar and OCDD.

Yeah, but I did a bunch of tests and stuff because it was like, I got lucky, you know, like with just kind of access of, of having health insurance stuff. And I did all the tests and the conclusive results is that I'm not bipolar, it was OCD. And so like, yeah, I got OCD.

What's this, BTS thing you're doing with your hair? Oh, I am. Yeah, this is new, this is, this was, this is, I, you know, why not? Who gives a fuck? I do. Why? It's a bother saying.

Maybe you should have blonde. I think you should bleach your hair. I feel like you've done, have you never dyed your hair? He's done highlights. I think I've seen you with. You would look good. Rostitib. Rostitib.

You would look good. Yeah, because when I was your age though, I did different things. And you're gonna regret this, but I did this. You will, I promise. But I did different things for a year. I did a whole mohawk, right? I would do just different types of styles.

Thinking this is against the grain, you know what I mean? This looks cool. I don't give a fuck, same attitude. But I promise you in 20 years. I don't think this looks cool. I think this looks bad. No, I think you do look good. I think you look good.

But I do also believe that 20 years from now, you're gonna look back and go, oh really? I think I'm gonna look back and be like, I'm glad I tried something. Yeah, I think so too. Yeah, yeah. I hope, I hope. I think you, but it's like,

I look back in old pictures of Bobbie Lee when I used to Google you a lot and I think you look good in everything. I like you. I know the fuck you're talking about. Yeah. Okay. You look great. Thank you. What is this right here? You're gonna, you do you think you're gonna regret this? With it now I really essentially really don't care. Okay. You know what I mean? Yeah. But back then I still cared. I don't care. Yeah, yeah. Look at that.

That's cool. You look cool. I just don't like what I'm talking about. You got like the 28 days later look there. A zombie? Yeah, what? I hate, look at this. It is shaved right here a lot.

I don't know. Yeah, yeah. it's almost called it It's like a work in a Chernobyl factory or something. I'm not younger now. I don't mean to be me here, but Paul Giamatti Guess what fair well Yeah, turn that off Yeah, I look at different version of myself and I go, oh my God, what was I thinking? But maybe you're right, maybe it's up my mind. Have you ever dyed your hair?

Yeah. I did frosty-dew. Do you regret it? I've had mistakes. There was a time where I thought I was going to go blonde, but all it really turned was straight up orange. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

And then whole, like, just chunks of hair were coming out of my hair. Oh, no. It was so fucking, I look so bad. How old were you? It was like in the beginning of our relationship. Uh-huh. And you didn't say a word.

It stuck in. Yeah. I just, there was something, I love her. I see, look at that. There's just something about her. I just, once I met her, I was like, I know this person. Do you guys still say I love you, each other? Yeah, I love you.

Every day. Every day. Every day. Can I throw you guys still say I love you, do you guys? Yeah, I love you. Every day. Every day. It's great. Can I throw you guys another scenario real quick before you can? Yeah. Because I want to know, because it's bothering me.

OK. Something that is really bothering me. So when we were on the tour bus, me Andrew and the gang, Andrew decided one day he goes, we're in Denver. He's like, because we're just driving through. And he goes, I'm just go to, we're in Denver, he's like, because we're just driving through and he goes, I'm just gonna stay here for a couple of days. So I took the bus from Denver by myself with the gang to Washington state, and so he took flu.

That's not what I'm mad about, but during that ride, we went through Wyoming, Montana, all these fucking places, right? And you know the rule on a tour boss, right? Yeah. You don't poo. Yeah. You know that? I know that, yeah, yeah, yeah,

because that was on Joe Koy's tour. Yeah, yeah, you don't poo in the thing, so you have to stop. If you poo, it stinks up the whole fucking thing. It's a nightmare for everybody. So we were in Montana, we went to a restaurant. I'm not blaming the restaurant, but I'm just saying that like, at two in the morning, I woke up with a sharp hand

in my stomach. Okay. Like it was like, I had to get up but I'm just saying that like, at two in the morning, I woke up with a sharp pain in my stomach. Like, it was like, I had to get up and I'm going, oh my god, I want to go to the hospital. That's how pain flow was. And then I farted and my bottle goes, we're ready. You know what I mean? That's him going, ready, and I'm in. And, you know, I, it was like, you know,

we're in the hobbit where all the doors came to the chire, and knocked on the door, that's what the poo was doing. Okay. Yeah, I mean, let's come, can we come in? So anyway, there was no, I had a shit. It wasn't like, can you pull over? Yeah. Wait, I had to do it right now.

So I pooed in the fucking thing. And once I did, I regretted it. Why? Cause you could just smell it. Yeah. It was almost like, like, because you could just smell it. Yeah. It was almost like the bus was made out of poo. But you were the only one on the bus. No, the whole team.

The whole team was on the bus. Yeah, it was juicy, Macon, Carlos, the bus driver, except for Andrew, right? So the next morning I wake up and you could smell bleach because we have a great driver and he cleaned it. Okay, took the tank out and everything, right? But I told Carlos, juicy, and McCone, please don't tell Andres shit on the bus, right?

It's gonna just, it's gonna cause something, right? He wasn't even there for it. I wouldn't. Exactly. Yeah. So that night, in Spokane, Andrew walks up to me and goes, shouldn't the buzzed in here Did you just have shit in the bus face? No, he wasn't on the bus, right? It's so I know someone write it me out. Who do you think maybe the bus driver? No, it wasn't him

But Andrew claims that he just had an instinctual thing. Oh, that's what you're upset about. Yes, so what do you think it is? I do believe an instinctual thing. Oh, that's what you're upset about. Yes, so what do you think it is? I do believe the instinctual thing. I also think that you give yourself away. You know, when a dog is in trouble, they just look a certain way. They kind of like tuck a certain way. Like who did this? And you always know which dog did it?

I think you had a, I just shittin' the bus face when you approached him. Is the first thing he said to you is you shittin' on the bus? Not even hello. Yeah, you had I shittin' the bus face, I think. Really? Yeah. Well, he should be detective. What did he say? Like, you asked him, how do you know?

Do you know? What? Do you know? My instinct is this. Who told it? Somebody ratted me out. I think so. I think so. What do you try to do? Marry me? Yeah. I think it was the think so. For sure. What are you trying to do?

Marry me? Yeah. I think it was the Torbus driver because Torbus drivers are the most honest and they protect their bus. But I'll tell you why he didn't. Yeah. I'm going to tell you why he didn't because I thought about it, right? He cleaned it, right?

He doesn't know and none of the people talked to him, right? Because I'm the first one to get up. So I'm the first one to get up. We parked. He parked because we're at the venue, and he goes, I'll see you later, and he went to the hotel room, because he sleeps during the day. Yeah.

Right? There's no way he knows. There's no way he knows, right? So it was one of the three kids. Who are your openers? They're not even openers. Juicy is a door girl, but she's an opener. He's an opener.

She's an opener, yeah. She's an opener. She's an opener, yeah. She's an opener. She's great. I shouldn't call her another other comment. Yeah, yeah. And then Carlos is some Mexican dude we have. Yeah, you know what I mean? That we like, yeah, he's just all of us.

And we have this guy, McCone, who's like this kid intern, got, wow, that was quick. You don't know who he is, you were quick. That it was McCone, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he's trying to get it. I'm gonna call him a phone.

Because even the way you instinctually said it, and then there's this, it's, and that guy. Yeah. You know what, dude, we're close. We're calling McCullough right now, and I'm gonna yell on him. And Drew Lopez has another comment. Yeah, go ahead, and I could be wrong.

I'm open to being wrong. The reason it can't be Carlos is, because I think Carlos is like. Hi, Bobby. See how he answers, so hey dude. Hey dude, can you hear me? Yeah. So, you know, I had my good friends, he's not more than a friend.

He's like almost like essentially a part of me at myself. Thank you. He's like a limb, okay? My friend, so my friend's on and I asked him, you know, I gave him the scenario about the poo on the bus. Right? Oh, you'll do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I gave him the scenario and immediately

he said it was you that ratted me out. It went well. Why would I do that, Bobby? Because you're a rat. Bobby, I'm never rat. Just a minute now, I'll tell you this, but I love you, man. What did you tell Santino then?

Bobby, why would I tell Santino? I would want it to come out on the podcast. I'm not trying to win brownie points. I don't want to pin my parents against each other. Interesting, Cleary. You know what? Because in a lot of ways, Santino shows his love to me more directly than you do. If anything, I want to win your love more than I want of ways Santino shows his love to me more directly than you do if anything

I want to win your love more than I want to win Santino's because he already shows me a lot of love directly Yeah, there's a Jedi. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, you know what dude. I'll get back to you Who does he think who does he think? Yeah, who do you think that did it if it wasn't Andrew Instinctively knowing who do you think he did it? It's no like a crime see it there and do instinctionally knowing who who you think it is. Definitely. Or you or you did it. So just tell me. Hurry, you're on the podcast hurry. When I was on the bus, even for a hypothetical, so if in a hypothetical world, I would do it more so than the other two. Or can I just say,

this you want to get in with me? This is not the way to get in with it All right, this is the opposite of way to get in with me. That's just fucking tell me right now. You're on the podcast Bobby loves a rat. So you'll be in his good graces if you are the rat Bobby, I'm not a rat none of us are the rats Wow, I'll talk to you later, okay? Bye, Bobby. Love you. I think it was McDonald's McConey man McConey. Yeah, we don's those pretty it was McDonald's. McCone, you mean? McCone, yeah.

McDonald's though, it's pretty good. McDonald's, that's what his new name is. McDonald's. McDonald's. He was McDonald's. I think, I know, I get it. Yeah, he was the guy. I understand.

I understand. And did you know what, did you know what I did? We should have a PI business. I'm down. Yeah, we will solve that with your case. We can pitch that. Yeah, yeah. Well, me and Theo did pitch it, and they bought it,

but then they let it go because of the rider's strike. Oh, so this was recent. Yeah, yeah. Last week, we got the rider's strike, fucked us up. How is your guys in the movie? You guys just did a movie together, right? A TV show. A movie, yeah, a movie, right.

You're right, it was a movie. It looks good, they're just trying to find a place. You know, we have to, you know, how independent movies go. But this particular movie is a great cast. you know, we have, you know, how independent movies go. But this particular movie is a great cast, you know, it was, you know, it's placed as a piece of shit in. Yeah, I'm joking, I'm joking. Right, by the way, beautiful house. Yeah, you have a big part in,

you have a big part in the TV show that you're in with Seth Rogen. They call it a series regular, but I don't know. I mean, when we do, when we do show up on set, I wish I had more lines. No, no, I'm grateful. Oh, you are? I'm grateful for that. What was Seth like on set? I wish I had more lines. No, no, I'm grateful. Oh, you are? I'm grateful for that.

What was Seth like on set? The greatest human being. He was one of the great guys. He loves you. I love him. He loves you. I was wearing a Tiger Belly sweatshirt on set one day with your big fucking face on it and is on the back, you know?

Yeah. And he walks up to me and he goes, that's what I was probably. Yeah, yeah. And I turn and he told me the whole story about pineapple express, how they put the subtitles, but it's not what you guys are saying. Yeah, yeah. And I turned and he told me the whole story about pineapple express how they put the subtitles, but it's not what you guys are saying. Yeah, yeah.

He's a great guy. I met him at a codex store, but he's a great guy. I love him. Yeah, he loves you. What's the matter? He talks about what are you doing? Getting your own Frank, such a way back. I can't lean back.

No, you can't. He talks about me. I like when this happens. Go talk to me about it. He says, you know, we talk a lot about how there's, you know, there's such, there's so many clips online of comics talking on podcasts and he was like, Bobby's are good.

Yeah, yeah, oh cool. Yeah, yeah, I wish the best and luck in life. Dude, and I just wanna say, dude, like I truly, you are, this is the only podcast I listen to, by the way, and I lied to everyone, I tell everyone I listen to their podcasts, but I do it like sports, I don't know if you listen to, by the way. And I lied to everyone. I tell everyone I listen to their podcast. But I do it like sports. I don't know if you guys do this.

I do this thing like sports where it's like, I just want everyone to like me because it's fun to be liked. So like, there's a, I'll watch like one sports center a week so that I can like fit in enough. So people be like, like, they'll talk about sports on the game seven. They're like, this guy gets it. And I do that with like most other podcasts,

but this one I actually watch every time. We should fly you out for one of our live shows again. I'll call on. Yeah, for Tiger Belly. Yeah, don't you think? If we flew you on, page a little something like that. I don't have to pay. I'll do it for free.

You heard that first here. Yeah, I do it for free. I'd be honored. My mom was an absolute stitchess because she was up to that Tiger Belly show. She loved you. She loved you. I mean, that was ay show. She loved you. She loved you. I mean, that was a great episode.

I loved it. It was fun. Thank you so much. So glad that you came. I really do. I appreciate you guys. And I'm seriously such a fan and thank you for everything you guys. It's okay.

Let's ask questions. Why are you afraid of success and love? I'm not. I'm killing it. I really love. I love. I'm afraid of, but like, why? Success. What is the problem. I really love, yeah. When love, I'm afraid of, but like, why? Success.

What is the problem? It's not a problem. I said, it's the same thing as criticism too. What do you mean? It's just like, they're just words. I already know instinctually that you do, and that's all I need. You know what I mean?

You know, the first I saw you at the Gwispa, that was the first time I met you. Yeah. As soon as I saw you, I was like, yeah, the first time I met you. Yeah as soon as I saw you I was like, yeah, this guy is a you know He we love each other, you know I know I understand that but I I just like to say it. Okay, and I accept it Dude, I mean this is great. Yeah, it is a great. Yeah, and farewell to you my friends

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