TigerBelly - Jamie Kennedy & the Jimmie Lee Pop In

Episode Date: February 7, 2024

Actor & Comedian Jamie Kennedy returns for his 2nd appearance on TigerBelly. We chat gum jobs, Tim Allen vs Debra Messing, Auntie grabbing, funny juice, and Bobby bigger than Julia Roberts. Also special drop-in from Jimmie Lee The Jersey Outlaw. Download the DraftKings Casino app NOW and use code TIGERBELLY. New players get an instant deposit match up to ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS in casino credits when you deposit five dollars or more. That’s code TIGERBELLY, only on DraftKings Casino. The crown is yours.   

Emma, you're a big H3 fan. Yes, huge. So explain to us who Jimmy Lee is. Emma's a very old timey. I love the name Emma. Really? Thank you. Thank you so much. Emma Watson.

Is that an Emma? Yeah. Emma. Emma worked for Trash Tuesday for a while. She was one of our girls. Emma going to die. Emma going to die. She works with seven Eckys.

And now you're going to do the Jimmy Lee breakdown. Okay. Let me swallow my gum. What happened? Why did you swallow your gum? Because I don't want to tune into the mic. Wow. Anyway.

So it was like, I think it was like seven years ago. You go from a family land of scholars, I can tell. Scholars? Yeah. Your face is shaped in a very scholarly way. Is your mom a professor? No, she wants to college, though. Are they educators?

No. What are they? My dad is an artist and like a carpenter. My mom works at a gym. Also Jesus Like Jesus Also Jesus I was wrong about it

Anyway continue Okay So like seven years ago They got like someone on like the H3 3 subreddit or whatever posted this video of this Their dentist This guy's a dentist as well

That's another He's a dentist He owns a dental practice And he posted a video And like his patients found it And they're like I'm never going to this guy again And they posted on the subreddit And this is when H3 did a lot of like react videos

before the podcast, I think. Yeah. And pretty much they reacted to it. And then they, like, met him and, like, went to New York with him. And, like, he's just been kind of, like, a running gag on the show. Like, they talk to him a lot. He's been just kind of, like, a running gag on the show.

Is he bright? Bright? Yeah, yeah. I mean, he... He's a dentist. Medical school. Yeah. Is he handsome?

He's older. I know, but don't age. Oh. Is that him? No, that's, we're having Jamie Kennedy. Wait, wait a second. Stay here. Get Jamie Kennedy.

So you're saying he has 1.2 million followers, but they're all bots. Yeah. Oh, and he also draws his hairline. Allegedly. He draws on his hairline. Oh, and he lies about his age. He says he's like 50 something, but he's very clearly like at least 70. Well, I'm 52, so.

No, but he like looks, he doesn't look young. He looks, he's 70. He thinks he's 70. Is he a crazy person and are we at risk? He is a crazy person and yeah. You are at risk. Like, violent? No, no, no, not

Maybe risk emotionally But not like, he's not going to fight you Okay, good You guys should definitely both take it out Thank you so much Emma This is not him But of course Speaking of love

And energy Is it love? Hey man How are you? Hey man Hey man Well, we had to show the other night that we were together, but I just, I didn't stay for you. Why?

Because I was, like, so tired, but I was like, should I stay for Jamie? But then I left. It's good to sit. Don't. Oh, I missed you. What did I do? Nothing. I missed you.

You did? We haven't seen each other in years. I felt like that's... Years? I don't... That doesn't seem right. I see you. What do you mean?

You text me sometimes? No, no. See, flesh, eyes, together. Energy. Interactions. Yeah, I know. We were on different shows. Right, I didn't stay for yours. It's okay.

It's okay, but, um, so you didn't miss me either? Of course I missed you. I don't think you missed me ever, dude. This is an amazing new spot you got. Well, you've never been here before? No, it was a lot of studio. That's how long it's been since he's on our podcast? How long is it?

It's got to be four years. I've been there for four years. Really? I think five. Five. So I was right probably when you're moving out. Yeah, yeah. Wow.

We talk. We text, but then it's like, you know. It's a world, wild times. What's a wild world? It's a lot going on. I follow. I follow. What does a cat, make your time?

Does it like Cat Williams have a song about wild? Wild world. It's wild world. How does it go, baby, it's a wild world. Oh, that's it. There it is. Five years ago. Oh, my Lord.

What episode was it? 141. And what are we at now? Plus 400 plus Yeah Damn Why do we wait so long? What's you?

That's not me I'm here, dude No dude, you're not here dude Well, we had to be in pussy juice I know you are dude Pussy juice You're a movie star I know who knows anymore right You're doing a lot

No nothing Yeah you are We're in the same Sad boat What no it's the whole business It's weird now No, it's done forever. You agree on that.

Yeah, it feels different. It feels different. I listened to this. I had a meeting with somebody today. I'm not going to say who. And I said, I can only stay here for an hour because I have to do a podcast. She's like, which one? I'm like, Tiger Belly.

She's like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's huge. And I was like, would you say that doing a Tiger Belly would be bigger than a hit on the Tonight Show as a press hit? She said, yes. Well, I mean, this is a legacy media person. So that's what I was talking about. And I was like, I still want to keep my foot in legacy media,

but I don't really give crap in much. But I still want to play the game. It's so funny. The younger generation, they don't like legacy. They do, though. They want to be blessed by it. No, they don't. And then they want to do.

Schultz. No. No, no, those guys. No, I agree with you. Well, they're also trailblazers of the new way. Theo Vaughn, no. No, 100%. Yeah, yeah.

You're right. They're on their own legacy. 100%. But I'm saying there are, that's 100% correct. But I just say some people do like, you know, to do a Tonight Show spot just to say you did it and stuff. Oh, you know, it's good to do one. You think it's ever going to swing back into that eventually? No, no way.

Ever? It's going to stay this way. No way. I think here's what it is. We're so split as a belief, just as a belief system. I was telling this person today, like you could be on a set with two people that believe completely different things. Like Tim Allen probably believes something very different than Deborah Messing. What movie is that?

Right? And whatever you believe is. Give me two more. I like that. Those are two great examples. Let's play this game. Let's about us. You know.

Let me try one. Go. You know, Duane Johnson, you know, on the set with Jessica Tandy. Not good? No. Oh, fuck. The Tim Allen never mess up.

I would. I got one. I got a good one. I got a good one. Did we start? Yeah, yeah, we did. All right. I got one right here.

I got one right here, okay? Judy Dench with Vern Troier. No. God bless him. The little guy. God bless his whole. God bless his little guy. The way they're going to be together.

He passed. I don't think you realize what Deborah Messing. I think he's not aware of like what Deborah Messing said on the year. Yeah, Deborah Messing would be considered super left. Super left. Yeah. Oh, it's a left or right thing. Yeah.

Oh, I just in terms of like in the way that just wouldn't see them together. Oh, I forgot. Let me go. Let me go. Go again. Let me try. Okay. Joe Biden and Donald Trump. I get it.

No, I don't know. But like, you could be on a set and people can have different beliefs, genders, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And there was no drama. Yeah, yeah. Now I think there would be. Yeah. People would be like, this is why I love comedy because I believe that Adam Carolla and Pat

and Oswald probably have different beliefs. But yet they'll do shows together. And that's beautiful. You know what I'm saying? And so it's like, I think comedy is the last thing of keeping people that believe different together. All right. So I did a show. I'm not going to say what show.

Okay. And I was on set a couple years ago, maybe two years ago. And I was talking to an actress. And there was another actress. You want to drop names? I don't know. I was talking to one actress. And there was another actress that we're at the rehearsed.

Oh, my gosh. And I go, I go, the actors I'm talking to it. Let's just talk. Latoya. Okay. So I'm talking to Latoya, right? And Kimmy. So I'm talking to Latoya and I go,

where is she? Right? Which is I was talking about Kimmy. But the Kimi comes to me up and she's like, what did you say? I go, where is she? You? And she goes, they.

Oh. And I go, I'm sorry. She gets you fucking better. And she yelled at me. No. Oh. Oh, yeah.

No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just fucked up.

Was she, like, rude about her? No, she was rude about it. No, she was rude about it. Hold on. Let's go back a second. You were on set with an actress that was one way, but you were talking about somebody that identifies as something else. Yeah. And this actress that got mad at you had a name?

Yeah, she's a human name. Like a big name, like somebody that the world recognized? Deppermissing. No, I'll tell you later. Okay, but I'm just asking for context. No. Okay. I don't think so.

Okay. And the person you were talking about, did they have a name? Meaning like... The one I was talking about. to Latoya is a big name. Okay, and she reprimanded you. No. The non-name.

The not, wow. See, that's what I'm saying. What? Because it's like that person was chill about it, but the other person wasn't. There's this new, like you. No, it's not a big, a meaning. It was like, it's a new world, and we have to adjust to that new world. Do we?

Yeah. Do we? I don't want to. Do we? I don't want to. But I think we should. But do we, I mean. We do, we do.

You know what? The brilliant thing. No, let's do this. I know what we're doing. Can we talk? No, can we just say this? We're on, you know what I mean? Ice, that's not fully frozen. And let's not fall in.

Bro, we're already at the bottom of the lake. We're not. Yeah, we are. We're not going to die yet. I'm, listen, they bury me under the lake. You had a pass, but you're in the lake with me. I don't want to be in the lake. You better transition.

No, no, no. No, no. No. I see what you're doing. You don't have to go to the bottom. Because I'm a white male, cis gender. No,

let's not do that. You started it. I didn't start shit, dude. Yeah, you did. You were all talking about fucking Deborah Masser. Masseter? I don't know what that. Deborah Masseter is so funny.

Let's talk about Deborah Masseter and somebody else. I was like, what the fuck? All right, let's go back. Listen, I've been watching. No. They know him. All right.

They know him. Jamie Kennedy He's in Scream movies He's in kicking it old school He was in Malibu's Most Wanted I mean he goes on and he had his own TV show Anyway He's a friend of comic

Very great great great great guy Great great guy Anyway Anyway what I'm saying to you is That you didn't have to go to the bottom That's all let's just move on Okay Okay

All right Because I you know I think that you're super talented guy and a nice guy and stuff I don't know. I think the bottom is a very freeing place to be. Yeah. Yeah.

Can be? I think you have to just boot. Here's my motto. Oh, here we go. As long as you're not doing anything illegal or immoral. Yeah. Do what you want.

That's great. But those lines are being pushed. Jesus Christ, you took a to go to that fucking thing. You're going to be more twitchy. These babes... You did that on purpose. these vapes make everyone Twitchy, I talk about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What were you going to say? You were watching what? I have no idea. Oh, God. I have no idea, but what I'm saying is, let's go back to our original storyline, which is it's changed Hollywood, and it's like there's two divisions. I think that the internet and what I'm doing is the wild frontier, right? You're one of the pioneers.

I could be. Yeah. And on the left side is, let me ask you this, why do I still want to do it? I desperately do. I want their approval. Because you're cucked into the system. And I'm not calling you a cuck. We all have.

No, I'm not. I hope you're a cuck? No, meaning that they have cucked, they hit us over the head of since we were young of what we did. I was thinking about it today, but I was having a coffee. I was thinking before I came on and hear of how we came up together. Yeah. You know, I'm a little before you.

Way bigger. and more successful. No. Oh, 100% in Hollywood, baby? Fuck yeah, dude. Everyone knows you. Whatever.

Whatever. Tittot, tat, tit, tit, but, and I'm thinking about, like, how we, like, it's something is so freeing

about not really caring about what I want to do. Now, I'm fortunate. I've done some stuff. Yeah. And if I made my mark and it's done,

it's done. Hopefully it's not, but it's like, I don't, the, listen to this, the Emmys. The Emmys this year were the lowest rated Emmys in history.

4.3 million. Think about that. Okay. That's insane. Normal people are leaving in droves. We still believe in the glitz and the glamour, but you know it's going down, dude. Do you drive by Warner Brothers recently?

Yeah. Have you seen the triangle in the middle of Barham? No. Where they put all the posters? Oh, yeah, I've seen it. It looks like a crack house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, it's nothing's on it.

Nothing's on it. Nothing's on it. Not any poster and Warner Music to the left. Yeah. It's empty. Empty, yeah. Bro, yeah. There's no one at the dog house.

You know what the dog house where you get all types of famous hot dogs? Yeah, yeah. Bro, I cry. Oh, yeah. Whenever I cry. It's so funny. Whenever I go to that dog house,

it's like, are you open? They are. I know, I know they are. I know they're open. I'm just saying it's great. Hammer. Back in the day when I first Open it was packed.

Anyway. But what I'm saying is we were raised We were raising going into a room Yeah. And it's almost like we hit the lottery. And now... No. Can I stop?

Go for it. May I? Sure. But we don't have to. We can create... The good news is we can create our own lottery. The bad news is everyone thinks they have a great lottery. So now it's a lot of this.

But can I may say something? Swimming through bullshit. And I'm not... Listen, I... You know, listen. I know what I've done. You've made a mark. I made a mark, man.

And I know what I've done in my life. And I'm proud of the work I've done, right? But I feel like I was just at, you know what I mean, really opening the door and getting in. Right? And I opened it and no one was there. I opened it and no one was there. Because the house was sold? No, because it changed.

Yeah, so they're selling the house. Yeah, they're selling the house. Yeah. They are being in being. And so I feel like, you know what I mean? You got, let's not do house references. I mean, you did. I mean, what the fuck, man?

You, I mean. You verbote it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And now I do, like, independent movies that, like, I don't know if they're going to see it or not. But, you know, it's fun. You know, what? They're on two beats. They're fine.

They're fine. They're fine. They're fine. They're fine. Yeah, yeah. Two be. It's also fun to do independence. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, dude. They give you a note, you're like, I'm no. Nope. Nope. You know what I mean? But bro, how do you feel about going on a set and actually just listening to a director right now? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, I'm like, what the fuck can you even tell me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What depends. Like, if Scorsese gave me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to throw you something. But guess what? Yeah, yeah.

He lets people do what they're good at. But if he gave you a note, you would try to follow it. It's a short. Of course. It's a shortness. Carrantino. Of course. All right.

Well, that's not a shortest three I just said. But it's the shortest of list. Yeah, yeah. That's the shortest of list. How about the Filippo brothers? Ooh. Who? YouTube.

Very young. They just did a movie. Oh, that big movie? Yeah. Yes. Now, if the Filippo, if Michael came up to you and gave me a note, would you say something? Yeah, I would. Well, then you go.

No, I would. Actually, but these are, you're, these are the, because they just made something inventive, original, and amazing. So, yes, of course. Benjamin Malloway. Who's that? I just made it up. Okay. Now we're getting somewhere.

What I'm saying is, let me break it down in a simpler terms. If I'm on a TV set and some directors give me a note on a pilot, back off, dude. You wouldn't do it. I would do the pilot, but I'm like, I don't want to take it from the 90s.

I'm the director. I'm the director. It's an NBC show, I'm the director. You do a take? It's not. It's peacock. Okay, I know. It's peacock.

I come up to you and go, hey, Jamie, great, great, great angle. Can you speed it up? Oh, okay, cool. Then you will do it. Sure. No, and I'll say I'll do it. Oh, yeah, yeah.

And then action. And then you do what I want. Oh, no. I'll never forget. I did a pilot one time. Long story, I'll give you simple. Okay, no. Guy.

You're here forever. The night, okay. Don't go fast. I like it. Guy, the night, we're having to rewrite. I have to rewrite, rewrite, the president of ABC loved me. Yeah. The studio loved me.

The showrunner stuff wasn't working. Nice guy. I'm not going to know his name. We came on that Thursday night. We had a run through. they kept changing shit. He puts a bottle of Jack Daniels on the table in my dressing room.

Yeah. He sits down with two riders, pours himself with glass for him, everybody else. I took one, but I wasn't really a big drinker, but I took one. And he goes,

funny juice. Let's get the funny juice. Yeah, meaning like, somebody wasn't doing their job, and we needed to drink to get this fucking shit going. Wow. We're all week.

Did it work? Well, no, because we did the way they wanted to do it. And then I said, because of stand-up, when I fucking do the crowd, I know how I'm going to take it. So I said, I'll do it every you want. Just please give me my takes. And they said, okay, once I got my first two takes of huge laughs. Yeah. No more juice.

No more juice. Yeah. It was like doing what it wants. So it's like we have that advantage because we do it in front of live people all the time. And so TV is made completely out of fucking fear and all that. this shit. And that's done. That model is cooked, bro. So I have a deal. With what? I have a peacock deal. Okay. And...

Good thug, I should get out. Congratulations. I should get out. Well, how, what's it for? How long is it for? A year? What's the money? Are they holding you? It's okay. Is it a half a bar? It's a half a bar man? Come on. Oh yeah, half a million. It's a half a bar? Well, I've been in this deal for four years. For four fucking years. I have never seen you on peacock world. Whatever was. We're going to develop.

Here's your deal. Here's, if I'm giving you a deal, here's Bobby. Here's a million dollars. And here's a box of vapes for a year. Yeah, yeah. Do something. Yeah, yeah. Like literally.

Every year they go, you know, when they order pilots, we never get in. So then I always go, okay, we're done. But then they always go, can we sign you for another year? Because we still like the project. And we've done, wait, we've done it for three or four years now. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Can you talk about it?

No. But I'm going to tell you, I'm going to, Do another point. Okay? I've had those deal. And eventually the Jamie Kahn experiment came out of that. It wasn't as long as this.

Yeah, yeah. But it's like, what's the holdup? Tell me. Can I have some water? I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my bad. Oh, my bad.

Is this good? It's just normal water. It's not like caffeine. Regular water. Okay. Sorry about that. Go ahead. Tell me.

You're like that. I don't know what the fucking is. What's called? Do you want Fiji? No, I just wanted it. I didn't know. I forgot you were Hollywood. It looked like a fucking.

It looked like a, What is that thing that women drink? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that racist? I mean, they put some stuff in it. What's the stuff they drink that everyone drink? White Claw, look like a lot. Yeah, you know what?

They do put calcium in here, though. Is that in water? That's okay. Yeah. Okay, well, go ahead. So what are you saying? You have this deal. No, but I'm going to give you another example.

So I was with, I just say it. So I'm out of the guy. I was with Theo Vaughn. Okay. And Fox wants to do a show. Right. So we're on Zoom with a bunch of executives and stuff. And they're pitching us all this stuff.

And I see Theo because he's in Nashville. And I see he's like, he's profiled to the thing. He's not straight on, right? He's this kind of profile. Like he's not like not fully there. And then eventually just goes, hey man. He goes, nah. And we go, I go, what do you mean?

Nah. Nah. And he just kind of disappeared. And I'm like, howly, like I still want to get in. So I'm still there. I'm like, oh. Is it got done? Okay, bye.

You're still there. Yeah, I was still there. You're still there. You're still there. You're still there. What did I tell you early in this conversation? What? They cucked you in.

That was still you going. I know. Please choose me. Yes. Wait, so how did the end of the conversation end? They go, well, when you get off the road, we'll maybe revisit it. How many people were on the call? Oh, my God, like seven.

I'm not kidding. Okay. Let me explain something to you. Okay, explain. In your opinion. Okay, go ahead. When you do a joke, do you sit here and run it by this whole crew?

No. Exactly. You follow your instincts. And you do the sushi from the ocean joke. And it kills every fucking time. Okay. Okay.

All right. And now. Oh, do I do have a joke like that? What is this? Oh, it's a sushi. Yeah, yeah, no, yeah. Don't give it. Yeah, yeah.

Did I tell the, did I say something? I put one of the jewels out there. Hom of sushi? No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. Am I wrong? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I watch. I know you watch. Okay.

You watch a little you'll look great. Okay. So. You cannot, but you just were with seven people With two highly successful Fucking lights of, you guys are stars You're already doing it They want a piece of your shine

So you can't make art by committee Seven people on the fucking phone Somebody from Sarah Lawrence College Some fucking new person out of USC Some guy from C-Sun Yeah, yeah, yeah The fuck are they gonna tell you Yeah, yeah

So it's like, but you're still I'm doing good Indocorinated into the system Yeah because I'm always No, you don't get it. Yeah, you do get it because I'm not, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm having a divorce. I want to, you know what? I'm going to be a part of the fucking divorce too. But you're leading the way. I know. You already are doing. I know, but here's the thing. I'm like, you know, I realize that I'm, you know, you know how love is like, you know what I mean? Usually

supposed to be 50 50. It's 80, 20. You're 80 love for me, 20 them. And I have now realizing that this is, that the power dynamics is fucked and I want to get a divorce. Yes. But dude, there's no money. The amount of time that you, you would spend on that. There's no way you're going to make more money unless they give you fat money up front. You're not going to make it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.

Like, what's, unless you're making, is anyone getting $20 million up front anymore? Who's ever gotten that? Oh, Leo. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Do you know who's paying that? Who?

Streamers. They are. Yeah. That's it. Studios can't afford it. The economics aren't there. So everything's changing. Guys, this turned into a goddamn streaming.

No, no, no, we're going to, let's move on. We're going to move on, but let me say something. I like it. I like it, too. And what you said to me right now has opened my little eyes. Okay? It has opened my little tiny, beady eyes, right, to the world. And I'm, you know, but I'll tell you this, though, okay?

When I saw Bofinger again. You did? Yeah. Because of me or? No, I was just randomly on. And I saw you in it. I remember, oh, yeah, J.B. is in this, right? See, that's the thing.

I think it's a great movie. Thank you. And it's such, I mean, have you seen Bofinger? Yeah. Yeah, great movie. Great movie. Eddie Murphy. You know what I mean?

Steve Martin. I mean, you can't go wrong, right? Yeah. And it's like, I mean, I think I miss that those days. Do you mean being on set? Yeah, I mean, because a couple years ago I did a movie that's coming on in summer, but it's not, I don't know if it's good or not. But it's like I didn't move with some big stars. Yeah, I think I know.

Yeah, yeah. And I, you know, you're on set with these big stars and you kind of swallow the pill. But at the end of the day, it's like, no, actually, I have my thing. Yes. You know what I mean? And it's like, yeah. And I don't want to act like, oh, I'm so grateful. I'm so grateful to be here.

No, you should be happy I'm here. Yes. It's just like that one chef, you went in, you went into a restaurant the same night that Julia Roberts was there or she was there the night before. And he was not even, like, faced by her at all, but he was like freaking out to meet you. He's gay. He's not gay. Okay.

Wait, what? Wait, who's gay? Wait, hold on again. Hold on. There was a chef. And. Whoa. This is a big W for you. I know. And he was like, oh, Julia Roberts is there, but he's like, I don't even care because Bobby Lee is here.

That's huge. We never even know that. Wait a minute. It's true. I can call him right now. Was it nurse? What is it? He's a friend. He's a friend of mine.

He's a chef. Was it the guy that puts the meat in your mouth? The gold plate of meat? Not that guy. There's meat. I refuse to go. Wow. This is huge.

That's what she says. I wasn't there. That's what he said. I think I remember. I don't know. But that's not. He could just say it. Who goes again?

It's not a... Listen, it's not a diss to Julia. She's obviously... Superstar. Superstar legacy. I worship her. Exactly. And I do too.

But it's basically what she's giving you your flowers and saying you've made a mark in this new media. Yeah. That's cool. You know what, dude? I mean, I'm not as... I used to be so stressed out and sad. I know you're so much more calm now. I...

I... I... Jesus Christ. Are you allowed to take Zanis? I'm on Ritalin. Okay. Anyway, am I too? A little hyper and manic right now?

I think it's because you're not feeling well and you're probably taking too many kids off your vape. Yeah, too many vapes. Okay. I had stomach issues. Anyway, um... He ate garlic and cream cheese and he's lactose. Yeah, yeah.

Why? I don't know why I'm lactose. It's just like God made me. Last time I got hunger pains. Oh, God. And I had this old garlic bagel in my refrigerator. And I had some side

kimchi at, you know, kimchi. Cream cheese, I mean. Cream cheese. And I toasted that sucker. And once I ate, I was like, oh, this is going to do it. And I laid in bed. And it's been a nightmare. I could sleep.

I'm so sorry. It's all right. I'm here anyway. I'm here available to do a podcast with you. And that's good. If you have to leave early again. No, no, there's no way. Okay.

I've been looking forward to seeing you again. I've been looking for it. I've been looking forward to see you. Yeah, I love it. Hasn't been years? It has been years. Do you remember I did a live about a year ago, and then you jumped in on it started fucking heckling me? That's right.

That was so funny. That was so funny. That hurt you? Well, I came off of a hot set. The set was insane, and then you just kept fucking ed. Oh, yeah, what did you see? Yeah, I remember that. What was the set again?

I did Reno when I was doing the laugh factory, and this lady went crazy because she said, I didn't dress up enough for the show. Oh, right. And I look homeless, which I can't totally lie with that. Yeah. But I could have shaved. but it was like the end of the world. Those days, I know.

And she went crazy. So then we have all these heckling videos. And I was like, I'm coming in hot. And I did it live. And then you're like, hey, mosquito bites. I don't know. You just started saying some shit. I was just talking about your dick.

Yeah. And I was like fucking like in a focus mode. Yeah, yeah. That's the last time I'm sorry. That's funny. No, but I remember seeing that clip and I'm like, you know, I don't know what that lady was so angry about. But it's like, but you know, that's what you get for Vegas.

No, it was Reno. Are you even Reno? I'm playing there this Saturday. Yeah, Reno makes me. What's a reno vibe? Do you like needles on the ground or do you like them in a bathroom? Where do you like the needles? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are you, how many people do you want to share? You're sharing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Will you share it with more than four? What do you mean? Are they poor? People have no money because they're on drugs. It's a half joke, calm down.

Calm down. I'm just saying. Oh, so there's a laugh factory there still? In the casino. Oh, wow. And it's great, but you get a little. gangster. Now, how many shows do you have to do when you do that?

Six. Oh, my God. Nightmare? I like it. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, what is it? Thursday. One? You do Thursday through Sunday.

One, two, two, one. Wow. But it's only 30 minutes. Yeah, but you're a movie star. Can you go, I'll just do Friday Saturday? I can. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes I'll do part of it.

Right, right. But thank you. Is it fun? If you work in and out. Can I ask you this? Go for it. Are there any attractos in there? Attractive females?

I never said that. I said attractos. Attractos? Yeah. I mean... What do you think I mean when I say attractos? I think you think attractive women? Exactly.

Yeah, you're still... Read between the lines. Yeah, that's amazing. There's going to be some, there's going to be some possibly with the tooth off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know what I'm saying? Yeah. You can figure that out.

The teeth, though, you know, when it comes to a one-night stand, isn't that big of a deal. Ha-ha-ha! No, I agree. I agree. I don't come to you. That's not a deal breaker for me. In fact, I would rather have a guy with no teeth and a guy with good teeth, but bad breath. Like, give me a cold breath.

No bad, yeah, we don't want bad breath. Bad breath is just disgusting to me. You'd have a guy with a gum? Just a gum. Gum out? Yeah, just gums out. Like, that's not a deal breaker for me. As long as his hygiene, like, you know, oral hygiene is still okay.

But he has no teeth. I know, but we don't know how he got there. Okay, if he has a gum down. Is it because of care, dense? carries or did it get knocked out? You're saying no teeth? I mean, like... How about no teeth and then you also see the nerves sticking out of the gum?

I would see that just looks painful. I would just... Yeah, but still, his breath is great, though. His breath sounds like fucking spearmint. Then we know, we'll play around a bit. Yeah, yeah. But you're actually saying, but what happens? I mean, you're basically saying you're going to do the whole thing.

But what about the oral stuff if he wants to take care of you, but he has no teeth? I mean, I don't think teeth... You don't use teeth? Use your teeth. Use your teeth when you eat vagina? No, I guess you would want to have a clean mouth.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you actually eat it? No, but I'm just trying to take a what you do. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I think that was a very generous thing you see. Maybe not completely.

Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. Wow, because I would think that would feel better for us than it would, a woman, but I guess it wouldn't feel great for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, let me think that.

From a woman, absolutely. There's no threat of any type of... No, here's the thing, though. I want her lips to be around the cock. Yeah. But if she was using gums, it would be weird. But how do you know? You've never tried it.

That's what I'm saying. I'm right. But if I could feel like, oh, my distance, this seems a little too, like, hard. She's using her gun on this. But it feels like it would... It sounds like it would feel good. It's a gum job. Yeah.

The good old gun job. Alright, let's move on. I thought this was like... She just, we walked some of us. I thought this was like a well-documented thing that guys like gum jobs, but maybe not. I wouldn't know what that is. Gum job means there's no teeth.

I know, but it's... We would rather have someone with teeth. Yeah, yeah. That would be a... If we could choose her... Guys, raise your hand if you want teeth. We would like teeth in a mouth of the person. What about that...

Performing oral sex, we would like person to have teeth. Wait, wait, what about... that those two toothless sisters you hooked up with. Okay, that's true. 25 years ago? Did it feel good? Yes, there we go. Your tooth just flew out.

Anyway, let's move out. I don't want to go through the path. Wait, can you, I forgot that story. I can't do it. So they didn't have teeth. Well, how many, between them they had, maybe nine. Jesus. Yeah, yeah.

I don't remember the ratio. Wow. Yeah, but that was back, what, dude, back in the day, when I first started, started headlining. Pre-MySpace. Pre-My space. I was like, oh, no, anything.

If they're a female, that was pretty much my prerequisite. Yeah. But as you get older, you want teeth and you want, you know what I mean? Gums. Gums. Also, you want like, you know, all limbs.

Yeah. And also some edjumications, you know what I mean? Yeah. You know what I mean? But, you know, I like culture now, too, if they know about art. Wow. You're going to talk about culture.

Like a grand brand? At one night stand? Yeah, yeah. Wow. But wouldn't that tune you on, they're like, oh, yeah, I really like, you know what I mean? Existentialism as a philosophy.

Oh, like Albert Camus. Yeah, and you're like, oh, that's cool, you know. Cool, let me check your molars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you seeing anybody now? I am. It's interesting. Live together?

Something I would probably not love to talk about, but yes, I do. You live with her? Yes, I do. What does she do? Can we even? Okay. Well, she was acting.

Okay, good, good. The pandemic hit. Yeah. She was helping me with my whole life. What can I say? Like, assisting me, if that's the case. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then.

Why are you talking like this right now? I don't know, because I'm, and. And then. Not on trial. I mean, it's like it. Well, I like to keep my personal life. It's, I don't want to get too specific. Yes.

Right? But I also, because I've known you for so long. Yes. I would like, you know, Brod strokes. You get some Bradstrokes. A girlfriend. It's been a few years.

I've never seen you with a girlfriend. I know. This is great. This is progress. You must really like her. I love her. Yeah, you must love her. Oh, that's great.

But, you know, it's intense because of our life and the way we are. And certain things that we do as, listen, I don't have to tell you guys, as comedians can be very isolating to a person that is in a relationship with you. Correct. But it's like What do you mean? Okay, so I could just go away and not see somebody for three days.

Right. I have no problem with that. I have to do my own thing, my own time, my own own own. Even check-ins. Sure. No, no checks. But you don't have to,

but I would be fine. That can alienate a person that is in a relationship with you. Like a tense, if you don't live with a woman and you're not, It's the living. It's the all-encompassing.

I mean, she has been my hip for the last few years. Yeah. And we've done all. Everything. I have like eight different jobs. Yeah. And she does them all with me. Wow.

But it's intense. And so my wanting to do things the way I want to do them can be very isolating because they feel like why, why am I not with you? You know what I'm saying? So. And I think that it's a, it's a, I mean, I don't want to talk about, but I will. it's a thing that can really mess with it's not if you're in this life you know like I know how you are I don't know you like with you know your day to day like the rest of your people but I've known you

from a long time yeah yeah and I understand the basic base level that makes you up right and so for somebody that's not in the life I don't know what you did before but you're in the life but I don't know what you did before you met him if you were in the life or not but the life is just different. It's really different. And so it's like, would you, like, somebody that's a CEO of a company that's super busy?

Or is it, is it busyness are we talking about? No, I think it's a combination in several things. Okay. Many things. Especially if you are, like I'm not saying all comics,

but you, you are sort of cut from a very specific kind of cloth. What would that cloth be? You know, there is like a sprinkle of chaos. There is a sprinkle of like the love for impermanence.

There is like this kind of, of like need for you're always going to put comedy over love and family and everything else like this is your currency is comedy and I will never be able to compete with that and so you're always going to prioritize that so it's something that I had to wrap my head around and it is a very even though rewarding place to be can be very isolating um first of all I don't know why you're all shriveled up that's an amazing that's an amazing way to put that you just said it beautiful I think Sarah Silverman said at one time, she said nothing, and I'm misquoting, hopefully I'm not, nothing comes before the joke. Yeah. And so to me, I didn't come to Hollywood to get a wife.

I didn't come to Hollywood to start a family. I came to Hollywood to get love and attention and complete validation. I always tell people who do this business, you have to be such a narcissist to stand in a room and say, look at me, I have something to say, and so insecure that you need to do it. And that's the healthiness of this. And there's a lot of people that say, I do it for the art,

or I love plays, you're lying. Or you're not interesting. It's the damaged motherfuckers that are going to create something great. You know what I mean? People say, like, Kirk Cobain died so young, and he did. But guess what?

You got bleach. Why? That got in... Never mind. Never mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, you know... You got bleach, dude.

Yeah. One of the best ones. Like, you get this shit from these artists and you drain them, but you want them... Give me another... Can we do another band? Yeah, no. It's like...

Sound sound... No, you got... Yeah, Soundgarden. Super unknown. Exactly. You got... Amy Winehouse. Yeah, you got...

You know, I mean, she died too young, which she did. The Beatles. But you got... Abby Road! Yeah, exactly. I love this game. So it's like, but what you're saying is beautiful.

And here's the thing. I've dated women. It's a horror fest, what she said, not beautiful. No, but it was profound because she said impermanence, which I don't really know what that word is. I think that means like, like my chick would like, probably wouldn't like to go to South Africa or another country and be like, she'd be like, what's there if she was working on a movie?

To me, I'd be like, this is a whole new world. Do you know what I mean? we love the excitement, the unknown three months in another country shooting. Who knows what will be happening? Yeah, and I think that just like there's almost like the lack of monotony, right? Because I mean, even though you go up every night, like you kind of really never know what's around the corner in your career. Like you have, you're getting that dopamine hit of like, oh shit, there could be something

there that's very different, bigger, smaller, but there is that constant like chase of the unknown. Yeah. And I think that if you're, I've dated actresses. or people that are successful in our business. And the difference is, so you're going to be together, so you're both of these whirlwinds, but you're not always going to be able to hang out, not a lot, but at least you understand each other, right?

Now, if you date somebody who's not in the business, you're here and they're there and they're not going to understand a lot of your life. Unless you do what I do and you say it up front. That's what I'm saying. I tell any girl that I've dated before, it's like the good thing. times are going to be amazing.

Yeah. Amazing. Yeah. The bad times are going to be terrible. But to me, and I believe Bobby's the same way, like,

I've had some insane things happen on a set. Nothing illegal, but I've just seen a lot of stuff that the new generation would melt and cry about. I know. And to me, I'm like,

guess what? You're in a fucking movie. Like, you could hit me with a fucking baseball bat, but as long as I'm in that movie, guess what? I'm in a fucking movie. I know, do I know.

And so we live in a new generation where it's like, well, I, you know, my certain thing I saw. It's like, motherfucker. This is the private sandbox, okay? Unless you're harboring a super criminal, which is very rare, there's a lot of shit

that's going to happen. It doesn't leave. But we live in this new society where A whole subsect has been created from snitching and bitching. Yes. You don't get me started, man. With my girlfriend, different ilk that haven't been in the game,

it's like, they want normality. And I'm like, I'm sorry Valentine's Day wasn't up to your thing, but guess what? You were on a private jet. Yeah. You know what I mean?

You're at fucking sugarfish five nights in the week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're in the fucking top of the balascio. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. I looked at it. the hooker's ass. You're in fucking.

I mean, I do no boo, not sugarfish. Yeah, but you know what I mean? Like, that's the other thing. Like, it's just so, and now, it's so, I could go off, but it's just like, sex is everywhere more than ever. And it's completely. So one time I was on Mad, and they made us use

this Yaris. Did I tell you about this? A Yaris. So they go, so the owner of the, the, the, the, the, the, David Salsman goes, he owned the show. He owned the show. He was like, so, you know, we need to use the Yaris in our,

in our sketches. So, Bob, you make sure you say Yaris. When you're on a date, you have to go, you want to go in my yaris to whatever, right? And I go, do we get compensation? And they go, no. Right? So we're just hawking a yaris, you know what I mean?

Yeah. For you to make money. So one day I stole the car, the keys. Because we had a yaris. And I had Jordan appeal in there. And I think Ike was in there. And I go, let's go for a ride. Like, are you sure?

Yeah. And I went into an alleyway, and I scraped the sides. on purpose? Oh yeah and I would jump over these things I fucked up the yard $6,000 worth of damage and I brought it back

and they're like Bobby and I go in your you know and what I'm saying is that if I did that now what would happen

you'd be in fucking Rikers dude I'm not even talking about that like like people like okay you're talking about a YARN

I was like yeah I was like Are we on the same page? I'm talking about like cocaine. Like cocaine. Cocaine was what people did. I know. Because I remember seeing Richard Pryor.

Yeah, Richard Pryor was on a set. And he was smoking crack on a movie set. Yeah. And people were like, oh, it's just crack. The first time I ever saw heroin, I saw heroin bizarrely early in my life. Yeah. Because I had a weird job in Philly. But it was something normal.

And we just said, oh, the guy's a heroin addict. What was a job? I worked in a shoe store. And the owner of the shoe store was addicted to heroin. And I was, this is kind of crazy I'm thinking about now, but I was 13 years old. He was a nice enough guy. Yeah. He was addicted to heroin.

And it was the first, not only was the first time I ever saw anyone shoot up, it was the first time I ever saw someone shoot up in their foot. He would use in front of you? Yeah, of course. And not because he, I don't know if that's in the course, but not because he worked in it. He didn't inject it in his foot because it was a shoe store, which I thought, like, oh, is this like a theme? And he was literally go, no, man, my fucking veins are done.

And he, the only fucking thing. he could get it in. It was put. Yeah. And I was 13, and I didn't tell my parents because I kind of thought, well, that's weird. But then, like, we made good money. He paid us cash. We were stock boys.

And then I thought nothing of it. And it was really until, like, this moment that I thought that's pretty weird. Because it was, like, like, probably it's not, but it was Philly. So we saw a lot of weird shit. It's also cool. Like, this generation would go complain. Well, what I'm saying is I didn't see Coke until I'm not going to say it. I saw Coke never.

until a Hollywood set. I have no idea what's going on. What are you using drugs for? Not me. They get to the point, though. In Hollywood? Dude, you talked about Yaris. I know, but I'm just trying to

now figure out why. Okay, my Yaris was wrong, okay? I'm saying shit that happens on a set. Forget any drugs. I think they've been working. People, do you know that actors hook up with actors, actresses and actress? Wardrobe have had sex with actors

or wardrobe is hooked up with craft service? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be considered a crime now. The people like each other. They hook up. Right, right, right. That's okay. Yeah, yeah, it's okay.

And these people act like, eh. They have a fucking intimacy consultant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck is that? The fuck out of here. Have you thought about this, though? Do you understand what I was talking about? I'm sorry to stay on your timeline.

The kids in the 60s, right? He took a Yaris and fucked it off. All right, fine. You're crazy. Johnny Depped in the hotel room. He ruined it at the four seasons. I fucked up a year. Yes.

Okay. Go ahead. Can we go back? I wanted to have a normal podcast. It's normal. This is normal? Yeah, yeah. I love it.

Go ahead. Okay. But you ever think about this, okay? The kids from, you know what I mean? They grew up in the 40s and 50s. They became, you know, in their 20s, they did the 60s, you know, the hippie movement, all that stuff. Yes. And their parents were like, the music's devil worship.

The music's too loud. I don't understand your nudity. I don't understand your culture. That's what we're doing. to the younger generation now. We're the old people now. It's too loud. I agree I'm being an old lady.

But am I? Yeah. You don't understand. I do understand. And we're trying, no. I do understand. And what I'm doing as an old man, I'm trying to adapt to what they're saying because.

No, there's certain things that just don't make sense. But in reality. Showing your titty. No, in reality. Showing your titty, Woodstock didn't make any sense to the people. No, but that's a titty. Now they would say it's a titty. That's true.

We have to sit. I know. The whole thing, I don't want to get you in trouble. We're not getting trouble. Okay, but the whole thing with like trans movement is beautiful. We've known trans our whole life. I grew up in Philly. They were always just called transvestites.

We work in Hollywood. There's tons of trans. Way before all this movement happened. My whole thing is I try to address it in a way. I'm trying to do a joke about it, but I haven't really do it yet. Which is basically like, I have no problem. The disconnect is when somebody's wearing a Jill Sander dress. Yeah.

And he has, you know, an Hermes mini. Yeah. But he has a beard. Yeah. And he still has a cock. Yeah. A nine inch cock. Okay.

There's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with that. But what the farmer in Iowa is going to go, hey, bro. And he's like, fuck you! And it's like, all I'm saying is we were raised to see that that cock represented still a dude. Okay. And so...

But we just don't understand. Dude, what is that? Yeah, yeah, I just... I'm saying it's like, it doesn't mean you're not going to become a woman. Go with the flow. So we don't get in trouble. But that's the thing.

You're scared. You're scared. You're scared. I'm scared. But what I'm trying to say is that you can be that, and it doesn't mean you can't feel that way and you can't live a beautiful life, that you have to educate the world a little bit more

for people that are like, Well, I was raised. It was that. It's still there. So I don't know why that's a pussy when it's a nine-inch cock. Yeah, I get what you're saying now. Is this racist? No, it's not racist.

No. Just the impression was so real that I was just like, give one an Oscar. But yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm trying to say. So the fact that you can't talk about certain subjects is crazy to me. Yeah, it's because we know what happens. What the fuck happens? Tell me what the fuck happens.

You're going to be canceled from what? A fucking four. year non-fucking going forward peacock deal oh wow wow the peacock executives aren't going to show up at your sold-out fucking shows you do at the main room and you destroy you know here's a thing pal some of us dude in high school we weren't a part of the fucking cool group i wasn't either i know don't you want to get in we have been we are the ones dude people love you we're the ones smoke we're the ones smoke World renowned chefs. Yeah.

Over Julia Roberts. You had a fucking, you had a fucking diney for 10 years that was on your fucking knob. You guys aren't together anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You won. I had a dime piece. Yeah, yeah.

You won, dog. Look at you. Okay. So weird, you guys fistball. I know, but you're going to be so intimate with a bunch of my head. Wow. She just brode you off. But Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.

Do you understand what that is? Yeah, I know what it is. It's like, I've never been touching your penis. It's a dunzo. A fist bump is a... There's a gotta be boundaries, but anyway, and let me say, Jamie, Jimmy, but you do understand why I have the fears. No, but wait, before I go on that.

Okay. My trans rant wasn't anything bad against trans, right? I think what you basically said is that you wish there was, like, grace offered on both ends. Like, where it was just like, if we fuck up, that there is an understanding of why we fuck up, and also there's an understanding of, like, both ways.

You're so right. And I just, I'm sorry, I don't want to cut you off. It's just that I have a passionate thought. You're exactly correct. I know multiple people that are in different stages of transitioning, at least three. And they don't get mad at any of this stuff. We talk. Same.

It's the people virtue signaling in that corner. And it's like, okay, I'm just saying my brother is older than me as a normal fucking dude. And he just learned what a pansexual was. And it was like, you know, I'm like, don't say that shit. That's the wrong thing to say. But you have to give a little bit of, leeway to the fucking normal person. There are people you have to,

you also have to kind of, we have to agree that there are people who are like willfully trying to not understand. A hundred percent, but you could say the same thing about willfully not trying to understand Asians. Willfully not trying to understand a fucking, why I was in tremor six.

Like, I mean, there's, there's all. There's gonna, there's gonna be fucking haters everywhere. That's a tremor movie, but oh. Thank you, by the way. There's not,

no one's beyond reproach and we're saying it's like we should be able to talk about everything to the point where I just saw him on the most popular podcast in the world and there was a subject brought up and he didn't even want to talk about it and I totally was like I agree with you and it's like we can't talk

about certain things and that's unhealthy without being canceled that's insane you addressed it really well though you know what pissed me off when you did that movie with John Void I forgot what the movie was did you follow that story? I'll let you set it up.

Here's what I'm piss me off, right? Here's, like, for instance, like if I, you know, it goes through your agent, right? Yeah, right. So you get a call for your agent going, here's a movie, it's got John Voidt,

who else is in it? John Voidt, Stacy Dash, Joey Lawrence. Yeah, yeah. All different types. All different types. Right. And you go, you know,

I like the part, because I like the part, you know, when I saw, I didn't see the movie I said the trailer. Okay. I thought you were great in the trailer.

Oh, that's, that feels like, you know what I mean? And then, it comes out and then they're like Jamie Kennedy is right way and I'm like

no he just said yes to a movie yes that you're age and you know what I mean and it's like oh yeah I'll do the movie yes because we like acting on the Tim Allen Debra Messing front that's a good one John Void and Angelina Jolie

yeah that game's over No no no we're not Yeah we already get that game Because they're like father daughter and they're all completely the opposite ends, right. Well, yeah, I mean, look, listen, I want to comment on what he said,

and I'll come on that too, is that. First of all, thank you for following that. You're welcome. You could have me on the pod then when the movie was out to promote it. I was scared. Exactly. I bet you were.

Were you scared? Oh, yeah. Were you actually fucking scared? I was scared for you. You were fucking scared. I was scared for you. And I didn't do anything. All I did was ass.

I didn't fucking beat no one's ass. I didn't finger bang some chick and fucking burgdom Goodman. I didn't fucking call somebody fucking the wrong pronoun. I literally acted. I know. Okay.

But here's what I want to tell you. Tell me everything. Is that, I want to be transparent about that because I love you brought up. I was offered $85,000, okay? Pretty good.

Yeah. How many days of work? I was... Nine months? Oh, no. I mean, listen, I've made more, I've made less,

but, you know, it's like, that's a healthy offer. For this day and it, for offers that's a great offer. And I think I got a piece of the back end, which I never saw, which happens. But, and I was a straight offer,

and a historical drama. Yeah. Now, obviously, people in Silver Lake feel very differently about the history than the people in Irvine. Yeah. Okay? And I was educated like a motherfucker.

The guy who produced the movie is fucking really smart. Yeah. And the minute I got it, I'm like, this is a part where I get to look different. And the difference between me and you, and this is for everyone.

Like, there's no difference in Bobby wearing a fucking fake nose on mad TV, the skill set with which you do that, or me in the Jamie Canning experiment and someone doing it in Cold Mountain. What do you mean? Cold Mountain, Nicole Kidman, fake nose.

Was she Virginia Woolf? I don't know, but she won an Oscar and she was great in it. But because it's some serious piece of art that is looked upon and revered. But Bobby doing it on Saturday night at 1 a.m. And he plays a totally different character. It's considered

funny, funny. Or I do it. And they go, I love your little skits. Somebody said I made the other day. They said, oh, I loved your little skit. I did a thing. And they go, oh, I loved your skit. And her boyfriend was like, skit. He's not your fucking clown. And it's this whole thing about comedy, not being but long story boring is that

I got to do this type of different look, but I knew it was going to be in a drama. So I'm like, just might move the needle. Yeah, yeah. And look at John Void is one of the, I put him on my Mount Rushmore of actors. He's a Mount Rushmore.

Look it. He's great. Have ever seen Midnight Cowboy? One of the best movies ever made. You've seen it? Yeah. Midnight Cowboy is like insane. And they have ever seen...

I'm walking here. That's Dustin Huff. Oh. I know, but he's in the movie. Yes. That was in the movie? He's Joe Buck. Yeah, but is that in the movie?

Yeah, it's what I'm saying. That's how I remember the movie. Doesn't have an officer. If you ever watch, he's done so many amazing movies. He's an amazing fucking actor. So I get to work amongst the ilks of greatness. Yeah. Okay.

Mission impossible. Exactly. Okay. I don't give a fuck about their political bullshit. Okay. Yeah. Could you know it would be great if you interrupted more? Like way to, like, I'm losing the bit.

You're heckling. I just thought about, like, I've never done your podcast. Dude, I have a text from you asking you to do it. No, no, you never done it. Yes, I did. And you said, okay. Finish. Finish.

And then you're like, okay, I'm a little busy. And then I'll do it. You kind of said you were busy. But then you are like, I can do it. Never been asked. Never done it. Let's move on. Okay.

I did. So we have this movie and the movie comes out. And it's all this stuff they're saying, I'm a right winger. Yeah. And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? Do, first of all, I pay my. taxes. I just paid a fuckload of taxes. This is one of the reasons I think this

like, I love that. This is my home and I love... Is William Forsythe right winger? No, he's in the movie. Great actor. One of the best movie actors. Were you aware of like the controversy around like Stacey Dash and like other people? Yes, but I didn't give a fuck because she's a fucking legend.

She's a great actress. I don't give a fuck what her views are. She's great. There was people in it that were not right wingers that were just in it. So to say, and there was lot of certain things that were truth. Here's an example. Do you know who Margaret's... I try to remember this.

Margaret Cho, yeah. Do you know who Margaret Sanger is? Yeah. Okay. Margaret... Scientist. I'm not enough. I don't know enough about it, but she was one of the... She's the reason why you have a lot of rights as a woman. Planned a parent.

And she's basically the reason why you can go and have an abortion. Right. Now... Don't sound like that, but... It's true. Look it up. But Margaret Sanger, with her progress, which a lot of women will be very happy with, there was also a lot of smoke. And one of the things she did is she rumored that she hung around with the clan.

So one of the things is that Margaret Sanger pushed Planned Parenthood, almost invented it, but also was friendly with the Klu Klux Klan and something called eugenics. Yeah. Now you can look this up. It's a very controversial thing. people, both things can be true. That's just like Gandhi, you know, being this like revered man. Also, you know, some historians say that his whole thing was like laying in bed with like young family members and using them as a way to test his own self-control.

And it's like, that's fucking creepy. He's edging. He's just edging it. But Gandhi is also Gandhi. Let's go deeper. What about the fucking Who's the new guy? Who's the new guy?

New. The new dude. You know what I'm talking about. Not the Gandhi, but he's... My brain is fucked. Vecryamsaw. You guy. Tibetan dude.

Oh, oh, yeah. Dalai Lama. I'm sorry. Let's go to Dalai Lama. I can't remember Dalai Lama. I know. Was I God? No.

Oh, really? Do you know what he is? Do you know what he is? Yeah, what? The young boy comes up and he goes, give me a kiss. And then he goes, tongue. Yeah, I know. And he goes, I know.

Okay, so let's be real. How deep down this rabbit hole you want to go. And the bellies are here for it because if you look at the comments on the last one, we did it. What the fuck is that? He tongue. Cultural. He, oh my God. Tongue fucking darting and nine-year-old boy's mouth is cultural.

I wasn't there. It's on the internet. Yeah, I wasn't there. So there's your example that's happening. today. That's cultural, bro? I don't know. I wasn't there.

It's on the internet. I don't, I know, I understand that, but I don't know this suck on my tongue. So, is it? Let me just say this, okay? My father, I wanted her to finish her call. I know, well, can I talk? I love that she says chaos, and I'm

lumped into this. All right. Can I talk? Can I talk? All right? We can have, okay, so my dad used to kiss me on the lips. That's okay. I'm just saying, but you go,

Bopo, I'll kiss him on the lips. That's cute. I know, but one time we were in school and I did it when he dropped me off and all the kids and the teacher was like whoa that was weird for what did he do he kiss you in the lips I know but they're like do your dad kiss you on the lips? There's nothing wrong

I know I go no there's nothing wrong with that accent but do you think there was anything wrong guilt because we were like growing up like with Filipino families I made that story up sorry oh my god oh my god are you

are you yeah yeah yeah I'll make a point but now he's gonna say I made it up you never kiss You did it like once or twice. Anyway, that's the school. So like when you grew up in a Filipino family, like Gilbert and I, like, it's so common for aunties, uncles to sort of like... Suck your dick? No, like, touch your...

But like, when you say, like, high to them, and it's like a... It's almost like they see it as like a sign of, like, endearment where they will literally either grab your dick or grab your pussy and like in a very, quote-unquote... But they hold back, like they'll try to chase you and you have to run away. Sometimes, but they'll be like, well... Hold on a second, guys. Cultural, you weren't there. We walked into a cultural. Now, this is going slowly into a felony.

So hold on. Maybe it's true. Like, for instance... I know it's true, but some people would say where's CPS? Let's go back. I'm just kidding me with Dalai Lama better than a doubt. Okay, so yours, like the kissing on the lips,

nothing weird about that. No. Oh, hi, hi, Bobo. The grabbing of your dick, okay, what are we talking about here? Now I find it's weird. Yeah, yeah. But everyone's laughing, so. Everyone's laughing and they'll be like, for instance, if I was Gilbert's auntie, I would grab his dick, I'd be like, wow, you've grown.

Then I'll be like, stop. It's like, do you have a girlfriend now? You have a girlfriend now? Yeah, yeah. And men on men, women on women, like I've been, my aunties have, you've been like. Wow, you've grown. Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying it's an Asian cultural thing.

Asian cultural to grab your next few junk and say, oh, you know. How many tugs? How many tugs are. we talk about this. And are you catching blood? And also, Jamie, if they took a photo of that, and they put it on the newspaper, people would have their own ideas.

I have my own right now. All right. Anyway. Anyway. There's not in any way. It's not in any way. Move on. This is not an anyway. You just fucking blight a match. The building is blowing up and you're like,

okay, let's go to fucking Chick-fil-A. No. What are you talking about? Let me tell you something. That's a lot. What's your opinion? What's your opinion on that? I mean, like, obviously now... Really simple.

It's very weird. It's weird. Okay. Very weird? Well, it's never... Our hands never reached me. I was always fast. But she was trying to grab the dick.

Yes. But, well... Hey, you got to be... Maybe that's why you're fast now. It's because of that exercise. Cultural. It's cultural. It's like painting the...

Like, in Crudicade. The Cuomo brothers got kicked out of CNN because they touched the woman's back. And they said, we're Italian. So I mean, listen, there's a lot. Well, no, I'm in comment on it. Okay, go ahead. By the way, I'm Irish, and I wish I had more hugs. So, like, people would be like, oh, what are you doing here?

Like, that was our back. Right, right, right, right. So I probably, we should probably meet in the middle of where our cultures are. Like, you got too much. But here's what I want to tell you is that you just, oh, I fucking just lost my train. That's great. And I meant to, I'm so happy that happened. I hate that when you gun down.

You gun down. You're never going to remember. He's the agent of chaos. Yeah. Because he doesn't want to go there. I don't want to go anywhere. I would love. I would love you.

I would love you. I would love you. I would love to put you in a straight jacket. Tie you down. Have no vapes. Okay. The only way you get vap smoke is someone blows it in your mouth and you keep your head straight. Do you remember you fought for you?

You fought for me for kicking out. Yes. They said no. Who said no? The company did. And then you said, you said to. You said to. them. I want to read

you go, I want to read with him. We actually do look like. We look great. We all kind of look similar. Yeah, yeah. You know, you look oddly Asian there, Jamie. You do look Asian. Is anyone grabbing my junk? And then you go, is that a good way? What am I wearing? Looking how cute you are. You were dressed like, it was like

of the day, but it was also oh, I remember, remember. I'm going to go on this, I'm going to go back to what we're talking. Remember me? Why I'm going to say Thomas Jefferson? Okay. So this is great. Let me tell you something. It's funny, bro, because I don't remember everything because I had COVID like five fucking times

in my brain, but I got a lot. Your memory is probably a little shot, right? Oh, great. So, dude, you're so fucking funny, and I remember, tell me if I'm wrong, this was like your first big part in a movie. Yeah. But you, to me, are everything that's an example

of what we should do is creative, is give the best person the job. And you were fucking... That's what I felt like. Because I remember my brother and I drove to their office, and you met me there, and you're like, I'm going to read with you. Because they said, no, I'm going to read with you. And so you read with me.

I felt so comfortable. And I read with you. And then I remember them going, giving you the job right then and there. Dude, yeah, I believe in the room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm just grateful that you fought for me, and I'll never forget it. Thank you, buddy. You've talked about it before.

You were just, but you were so good in the movie and you're so funny. And I tried to hang out with you more. but you kind of isolated. But you know who I really... No, I didn't. Yeah, Rosenbaum. You know, Rosenbaum connected. Yeah, you connected.

But you didn't really hang out with Rosenbaum on the movie that much, did you? No, here's... Okay, can I just say... All right, here's a deal. There was a time in my life when I showed up to movies and TV shows and whatever I was working on

and they didn't talk to any actors or created any kind of relationships. I was so scared. Just do my lines, do this thing, and leave, right? I get that. It's only in the last 10 years, where I can walk into... a job and come out

with it with real friends and relationships because I'm confident in my ability. But then I wasn't. So, my bad. No, dude. I'm so happy that you came here today. I'm happy to be here. I thought that we I think we touched about a lot of fun things. Is it over? No, it's not.

Okay, I didn't know if you're wrapping up. I'm not wrapping up. Okay. I think... No, but can you sit with you? So, do me a favor. Do you do me a favor? Is he here yet? Yeah. Okay, so there's a guy. Did that lady leave because... No, no, no, because of this guy.

So there's a guy here. So this... Okay, no, but check it out. There's a guy here. We have... An hour. I know, we do an hour. We just keep going. I know, no, but we have another guy here that they're making... I don't want. He's like a crazy person.

Don't say that. He says he's 50, but we think he's 70. He's trying to be like an entertainer, but he has like 1.2 million followers. I feel like this is a setup. No, it's not. I swear to God. I swear to God. I think we're being set up. Swear on your aunties.

I swear on all my... Ropeantees. Okay. George. Okay. So, what do you want to be? Tell him. So.

You test that mic. No, but I don't even want him sitting next to Jamie. Maybe Jamie should be. One more time. Maybe he goes scoot over legs. I don't want you to get really that near it. Is that all working? What's his name?

Jimmy Lee. Jimmy? Yeah, yeah. Cool. I feel like this is a Jamie Canning experiment. I swear. By the way. One of my favorite shows.

Jamie, Jamie. Jamie. Jamie. On my sobriety and on our friendship. On your gluten-free. Yeah, yeah. I'm not, this is not a thing You can leave if you want to

They did And I did Who wrote me? Susan wrote me You've heard of the show You've heard of H3 Podcasts with Ethan Yeah of course Yeah he's a regular

He's a regular on H3 Yeah okay so Is Jimmy Lee here? That's him? Hey Hey Hey what is that? Hi Jimmy

Okay what is it We have a present Yeah My hotel Okay No sit down Jamie, sit down. Yeah, sit down.

Jamie, you're going to be the sweatshirt. Yeah, baby, look at it too. This is, and a bracelet. Come on. I feel like you guys who I want to put this together. I swear to God, I swear to God. What's in here? This is compliments from my hotel, the Peninsula Hotel.

Yeah, is that fancy? Oh, yeah. Okay, I don't know. You're invited. I'm not going. Okay. You've got to be angry about it. I'm not angry about it at all, you know what I mean?

I'm not hostile at all. So I'm wondering, Jimmy, right? Yes, James. James. Yeah. On your food. May I, Bobby? Put the headphones on if you want.

I'm driving, but thank you. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Wait, what's in here? I would love it, Bobby. What's opening? Can I ask you this? What's on your head?

Well, a guy came up to me. Bobby, get this. I'm eating lunch, and Jamie's with me. Yeah, yeah. And a guy runs up and says, you play for the New York Jets. Yeah, yeah. And I said, why do you think I play for the New York City?

He said, you're wearing a football helmet. That's good. He thought I was Joe Named. Oh, really? That's crazy. That's why my knees went pidd. My wife thought it was for... Yeah, yeah.

My wife's got them for Bobby, by the way. Gastrointestinal thing. Yeah, yeah. So it's not real. Well, we'll talk. Let's move on. By the way, King Charles says hi. I was there.

King Charles? Who's that? From England. Okay, okay. Oh, tell them how I said hi, too. The little guy that had the prostate problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're all over the street.

Open your gift. I'm glad. I would love Bobby if you'd open your gift. It is from the hotel. Is it a food? No, it's something you'll love. It's one of your favorites. Can I look at it?

I would love you to, yes, please. Oh, it's Asian food. Yeah, yeah. Oh, thank you, so. That is it. Okay. Tell them what it is. This is Korean food.

It's got some bulgogi, some rice, some kimchi, and some... Wait a minute. There's another one. There's another one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the same thing, man. Oh, is it? Oh, shit.

I told them to do different stuff. Son of a bitch. Thank you so much. I'll put this in the fridge. I'll eat Korean food later. Thank you very much. I'm just trying to be Elvis, because I'm going to hear you do.

So you're from Florida? New Jersey. You're close. You know what I like, Jamie? You got an accent. He did his research real well. You got an accent. New York, Philly.

Yeah. Billy. What do you do? You're an actor? Should I tell him, Bob, what I do? I don't know. This is the first time I ever met you. There's no need to be hostile.

I'm not being hostile. That's why you can't say that. I'm a dentist by day and a so-called comedian by night. You are? Yes. How do you feel about just gums? Gums?

Yeah. You'd have, I don't know. If a woman would love... I don't have a joke. You have a few choices, Jimmy. The option earlier was a toothless woman with good breath or a... a fully tooth woman with bad breath.

How about neither? Oh, that's also a good answer. Yes, sure. What? So, I'm confused. Is this real? What? You don't know each other?

I never remember. We've never met. And you came on this pod. What are you going to promote? I'm going to let Bobbi's the host, whatever he wants to talk about. It's up to him. He has a real, Philly accent because he said,

Hoost. Oh, really? Yeah, you have a huggy. Hose. Well, we got a message from Ethan. Yes. Go you gotta have this guy on. I go, I don't know, right?

But then it's like, then I said no. And then Georgia goes, oh, he's coming today. So I don't know what's going on. But it's really good to have you. You're wearing the same outfit as Jamie. I know. This is a reverse work. Not only we got the same outfit, but bracelet.

I know. But why do you have that? That's what's fucking weird. Because you got the same outfit as me. You got the same bracelet. You're from Philly. Now this is weird. This is a work.

Where are you from? This is a work. This is a work. Jimmy, tuck on the mic. This is a work. Sorry. I'm from Upper Derby, Philly. Are you really?

Yeah. So my... This is a work. My uncle's from Pennorth Avenue in Upper Darby. I know exactly where that is. Yeah. That's a Reno. My mom's side of the family.

That's weird. Upper Darby. Where do you do comedy? I haven't seen you around in the circle. A lot of shows in the men's room because my jokes are shit, to be honest. I mean, you're asking. I'm not going to be a lot of the audience. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So it's not fully developed yet. The kids are, but not the jokes. How long have you been doing... I got two kids, Bobby, and the Philippines, too, and two home. Wow. The truck stopped. How long have you been doing comedy? I've been doing comedy ten years.

I started doing stand-up. That didn't work. What did? The stand-up. Okay. Everybody told me to sit down. And then I did street comedy, and I started getting these views from Brazil

when I did all the street comedy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Street comedy mean on the street? On the street jokes? No, on the street comedy, like insult, style, very offensive. And the more offensive I was, the more views I got. Right.

So that's what I heard that you were. So rip out me a little bit. Um, in terms of your race or your weight or your personality? Let's go. Let's start with race. Let's go with race. Race. Right.

So you're Korean? Yeah. Okay. I don't think I have a joke for it. Wow. You're really good. Well, my wife is, my wife's actually Hong Kong Chinese. I'm not joking.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I took her to the doctor, Bob, for six years. Yeah. And every time I took her, he said, your wife has malaria, your wife has malaria.

Yeah. So I took her last year, and she finally said, you know, my wife's Asian. He said, now you tell me. So I called Jamie. Jamie said, you got to find a little doctor.

Yeah. So I switched. I switched. I switched doctors. Yeah, yeah. There's no need to be angry. What, do you guys know each other? What?

Oh, you know, we're upper Dorby. Apparently, I went with him to Hong Kong. Was your wife Asian? She, no, actually. Wait a minute. What about his cock? Talk about his cock Well, he's got four inches

And that's the width That I know I know when he flops it over the shoulder He gives the guy a black guy I know these guys Oh yeah Yeah This is so fucking weird

Here hold on This is not real Yeah This is not real What's not real? Who are these guys So weird So this is Mitch

Yeah yeah I don't believe this is a work Do you know This is not real I don't believe this is real For one Jamie, I swear. I would not come in with an Adidas

and these fucking things. Jamie Kennedy experiment. How do you fucking go? No, no, no. And you've got, you're letting these dudes in. I swear to God. Say, swear on something. I swear on the Dalai Lama.

I swear to the Dalai Lama. Hey, Jamie, let me tell you something right now. Jamie, honestly. Jamie, you can leave right now if you want. He didn't know. You can leave right now. It's not going to fucking affect. I regret even ask you to stay in it.

That's not nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's real. On my life? Honestly. Why would you let strangers in? I don't know. I'm mad!

Who the fuck is this white guy? Who are the guy? He's funny. And then you got like an old-timey Mexican over there with a fucking weird mustache. That's chilly. That's Chili Pama's son from Get Shorty. That's Danny Palmer.

Okay. If you say so. Yeah. Those guys came in the film your content. Oh, oh, guess what? They came into film your content. Kalila? Yeah.

You know how to get a fat girl in bed? What is it? You got to get a fat girl on bed? A piece of cake. You wrote that? Did you hear that joke? Piece of cake. Yeah, but what was the setup?

How do you get a fat girl on bed? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty good or no good? It's good, but is it a street joke or is it your joke? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A street joke to a fat girl, as I say, you have someone under your chin. She'd say, well, I said your other chin. That's a street joke.

Yeah, okay. I need to know what's happening. So these guys came in, hold on, I'm going to ask you a question. They don't have sweatsuits, though. I know. Did they come in to film your content? They came in to help if Bobby would allow it. But you didn't even ask.

Yeah, you didn't ask. That's true. What do you guys have to ask? Why do you guys filming? For social media. Are you guys real? Are you real? Like, is this real or is this a work?

Jimmy, why would I work you, dude? Because that's what we do. No, I would never work it. This is kind of unbelievable. You have to be. It's crazy. This is so bizarre. Then you got these dudes.

Then you got your hair. Is that your hair? A nice and perfect spray online. So I'm like, this is a character. Yeah, I know. Is this real? This is Kevin B. Salon. Very famous guy.

Kevin B. Salon. So these guys, because for my podcast, I'd be like, yo, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who are these guys? What are you doing? You're not doing that. So it makes me think that you are in on it. The funny thing is, stop, stop. It's not.

We're not. But it looks like it would be a setup, but it's not. Let me talk to my friend Jamie real quick. Okay. You had to get a factor on, bad? Cupcake. I don't know. Cocaine.

Yeah, yeah. A piece of cake, I mean. I said cupcake. I can't even do that. Go ahead. I don't like jokes like that. Anyway, my point is this, okay? Look at me right now, okay?

I can't. No, look at me right now. Okay. Go ahead. I swear to God on my mother's life. Oh, God. Right? I just found out a minute

before you were coming over. He's like, we're going to do 10 more minutes with some of the other guy. I go, how does that work? This and that. I go, who is it? So I had to educate myself on it. And then, like, I don't know. I don't know who these two guys are. That's why you could leave at any moment. It's not a prank or anything like that. I want you to feel that way.

How would I know that you were going to dress like that? This is what I think. You watch this. And then you said, let's fuck with Jamie. We'll hire this guy to wear an Adidas sweatsuit. And it's this. It's this. I would have to tell. It's a tell. It's a tell.

And we're from Philly. It's a tell. Yeah, yeah. We're from Philly. Come on. This is weird. There's no. My mom,

I never texted anybody. Your mom doesn't run the pod. I know, no. I'm looking in people's eyes to see which one is lying. I can look in those eyes and see that. I'm almost believing it.

You're selling it as you believe it hard. I'm looking at you and you kind of are selling it that. It's real. Jamie? If you can touch my, armpits right now that will prove to you that this

wasn't. Is there sweat? It's not a plan. It's not a lot of because I don't know. When there's a lot of people in a room I don't know and I know I'm not in on it, I sweat So that should be proof enough. Jamie I think over the left, let me If I'm wrong, correct me. I think over the years you've got a little more paranoid maybe.

100% yeah yeah so yeah it's not a conspiracy against you right? The election wasn't stolen. Well there was some weird ballots. Right? The earth is round The earth is round

On it Columbus Wait a minute Yeah Is it Is there a lake above us I don't know Is space real

Yeah It's right All right All I'm saying is This guy's still setting up An iPhone Which he might want to consider This tech help

We've been 20 minutes We literally have one more minutes So I don't know how Can you do something Can you do something before we're done I'm out of it I'll give you two more minutes But we're done

Dan can you I want to know what You don't do something Dan on the phone. You were asked, they asked you, and they said you've got a big following. So he says, hey, my friend's coming, but I really don't know him, so stay, so I did. But I just thought it was a prank. So this is your time. And you have

1.2 million, and are they all real followers? There's no way. Despite what age 3 says. Good question. I'll tell you why, because based on your like ratio and your followers, it's not real. I'm sorry, I don't want to be, I don't want to be, I don't be confrontational. Oh, so you're not, how old are you? Let's see. How old are you?

How old are you? I'm fine. How are you? No, how old are you? The Jersey. What's this called? The Jersey, what? Wait, I have another question. We're not allowed to discuss that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are you part Asian or are you just Asian cosplay? My wife's Asian. I'm American. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not Asian at all. Where's the cosplay? I think in that last picture, I think there was. The hairline?

The one you just had up. Oh, with Bobby? That's, that's Kevin B. We have the Instagram up. That's you, Tiger. I honestly, genuinely thought he was Asian from that picture. That's because I took my wife's maiden name for my stage name. That's not my name.

Hold on. Can I just go back? Can I just look at something here? Okay. So you have 2,900 comments, our likes and 21 comments on 1.2? Yeah. Bro. Yeah, yeah.

The ratio's not right. Bro. Yeah. Come on. Bro. I don't like liars. I don't like liars. Be honest with me, dude.

Bro, this is a moment. Yeah. This is a moment. Is that your body? You bought some followers? I didn't. So your company did, these fucking guys. No, I don't know.

I just met them. No, you didn't. Look at his face. Okay, right here. 2,500. There's Evan Funk. From Funk. Yeah, yeah.

No, bro. You got one comment. You have one comment. I took the, one comment. I took them dead. I didn't like him. One comment.

So you had 730 comments? No, I never had that. Bro. Do you make these buyers yourself? Sure. No, what is it? Mason makes them. Who?

My social media guy, Mason. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't make them. I post them. Do you remember when we'd have to get our lawyer to, like, sign off before we were filmed? I know, I know. That's out the window. These guys now got content.

It's insane. But wait. You're getting funny. Oh. Talk you. Got's fired. Jots fired. Jimmy.

Repetable. Repetable. I know. I'm teasing. I'm being silly. I'm being silly. How? I'm convinced.

of what's happening here. Yeah. So you are an agent of chaos. I'm what? You're an agent of chaos who sometimes is a death. Yeah, we do panama and mayhem and chaos on the street. That's what I'm like. Okay, so you're like a, okay.

What are your dreams? Like, what's the big goal? My goal? Yeah. In life. Well, should I tell him, damn? I just want to get famous. I'm an older guy.

I'm financially successful. I'm older you. I like you. I like the honest. I believe that. that. I do believe that. But he also was claiming they was in his 50s, and I don't think so. You're in the ballpark.

You're in the ballpark. Give the number. Why are he scared about the number? We have to get a little work done as we can old. I'm not going to lie about that. You look great. You look great. You know, Bobby, I love you. Not that way, as a brother. How long were you practicing dentists? I still am. Wow.

And your clients, do you, like, what are you like when you're doing? I'm not Jimmy Lee when the dental office. I'm normal. Do you know who Ken Jong? Do you know who Ken Jong is? He's the comedian doctor. He's a, but a legendary comedian and a legendary doctor.

He went to Duke. I know he went to do that. He was a real doctor. Are you with that level? Or are you like DeVry? I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor. I'm a dentist.

I know, but what did you get your degree of DeVry? I got my degree at it's Rutgers dental school now. It was a good one. And you didn't feel fulfilled by just being a dentist. still wanted more. So, fame is the ultimate goal? Coming from a Jewish family that you have to be a doctor, so my brother became an anesthesiologist. Wow. Okay. And I became a dentist. And then, but as you get older, you know, you have this passion of your, of what you love. And it doesn't leave you. And what happened is you get older, Bob, you really want to do what you enjoy. It doesn't make me money,

but it makes me feel good. And my job makes me money and I don't like it as much anymore. You had a midlife crisis. I've been having it, Bob, for the It's 15 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you just want to be famous. Yeah, and Howie and I were talking about it. He said it's sad. Howie who?

Howie Mandel, you know how? You did his podcast? Yeah. How are you getting on all these pods? Ethan was a big help, and I want to thank you. Wow. Each and for me, three. I mean, I respect your honesty about saying you just want to be famous.

Yeah. Yeah, I do. And it will help you. I just want to be loved because I think growing up, my mom was bipolar. And my father took care of mom, and my brother and I didn't get love. So I just want to be loved by the world. I don't want money from people. I just want to be loved.

And I do it through comedy and my personality. Your mom didn't love you? I think my mom was mentally ill, Bob, and it was hard for her to take care of us. So we were like eight years old making breakfast and lunch for ourselves. Because your dad was taking care of her a whole time. My dad worked, and my dad took care of my mom, and she had to go to the psychiatrist. And it was one thing you have to. So, you know, it's funny when you're young, you don't realize the,

the environment you're into your older and then you realize it to you, it's normal because that's your kid and you don't realize it to you're older. Yeah. But I have that void and I'm not upset. I have that void. I just fulfill it through. I like to make people feel good and laugh and be. You know, I'll be honest with you, dude.

At first, I didn't know what to expect. But you're, you know, you remind, what you just said, it hit home with me. Oh, thanks, Bob. Thank you. That makes me feel nice. No, that makes me feel good because how he, how he said a little something like that too. I love that you and Howie

share the same thing, but I'm over here. I said the same fucking thing early. What did? What did you do? What did you say? I said how I fill the fucking void, but I'm over here. Oh, really? I'm sorry. Fucking Shecky Green over there.

I'm sorry. I like your arm and stuff. But when you came in, you just have to come in normal. Lay the table normal and then talk, but you came in all fucking crazy. You got these two. I don't know. These are your fucking.

fucking fuck boys, your friends, your nephews. He's got like a Matt Reifie. Yeah. He got a Matt Rifee. He's got these dudes. And he's got the guy Gomez from fucking Adam's family. Goemez. And they roll up.

And Bobby's like, I don't know who I'm going to interview. Right, right. But then you got real. That's my life. It was not a prank. Do you believe me, no? I believe you a lot more. And I do believe you're a dentist because your hands are very clean.

And as a dentist, you have to have the car. Yeah, yeah. I wanted to be a proctologist, Bobby. But that's a job. You started to bottom. and stay there, and I didn't want to do it. Hello, folks. Hello. Here all week, folks.

Going in the U-Hoo Room, down there at Flappers. Now, there's something, as a comedian, there's something called being on and being off. Okay, thank you. This is the reality realm. So we had you real, and then you went back on. Why don't I go back off? Yeah, we want to go back off. We want you like, we don't want Dr. James Ween or not Jimmy Lee.

No, we're Bob's big boy right now. You just had a great set. It's about 1245. We're going to get milkshakes. I want to talk about shit. Oh, milkshakes, okay. You know what I'm saying? How are your children?

I have two boys. How are they? Happy? They're good kids. Oh. They're good kids. One's in dental school, one's in college. Oh, wow.

You're making them go to dental school, the thing that you didn't want to do. How do I answer that, Bob? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I want them to be professionals and make a comfortable living. And I did what my mom said. Go to school. But my dad is on TikTok wearing white glasses. Beep,

Professional. He's funny. He's funny. I'm passing the funny, guys. I'm just confused. No, because I'll tell you what happened when I grew up. Yeah. My mom pushed when we were kids.

You have to be doctors. You have to be doctors. So we went. So we were professionally successful and we had money. And then once we have that, whatever you want to do, do. Right. You see? And that's what I'm telling my kids.

Go to dental school. I'm going to work hard to keep the business for you. Have a fall back plan. And then if you want to have fun when you're successful and have money, do what you want, but don't do it the other way around. And that's what my mom did when I was a kid. Go ahead, Jamie. Never works.

No? There's no fallback plan. If it worked, you wouldn't be here right now in white fucking knockoff Versace. Okay, because here's what... How do you know they're knockoffs? It's true. You are a dentist. But here's what I want to tell you.

Madonna has a great quote. I believe you. Madonna has a great quote. And she's... Madonna has a great quote. She says, it takes... 48 hours in a 24-hour day to become a global icon. The fallback plan is death.

Think about that. Because she said, let me ask you a question. Yes, sir. If you wanted to be a dentist, did you have a fallback plan of being a doctor in case the dentistry didn't work out? No, a lot of people apply to the dental school because I didn't get in medical school.

I wanted to be a dentist. Let me help you. That's disrespectful to dentistry, correct? Just simple or no. It's simple or no. Simple or no, yes or no. I want to tell you story. It's a simpler yes or no.

That's, okay. It's disrespectful to comedy to think you can make it and have a fallback plan. You have to be all in, living in your car, fucking getting groped, all of that. So what I'm telling you're kids right now, if they're not happy, don't make them fucking go to dentist school. There's no fucking jobs anymore, dude. AI will fucking take over every guy. In the be of fucking years This is all a wrap.

There's probably not even going to be an election. You're kidding me. I voted for Goldwater. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He voted for Goldwater. He voted for Wilkie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

It's a Barry Goldwater joke. It'll hit somewhere. It's going to hit somewhere. Jimmy, Jimmy. You want to plug something? I plug my social media. What's your social media? It's The Jersey Atlaw.

The Jersey Atlaw. My YouTube channel, Jimmy Lee, the Jersey Atlaw. Well, our reels are there. And my Twitter, which is Jimmy Lee Atlaw. All right. That's in the show. And thank you. Thanks for the Korean food.

Thank you. A little racist. Very nice. I hope you love it. A little racist. Why? I don't eat this shit, man. Calzone.

You know, what you eat. And I talked to my hotel and they recommended Korean barbecue. So we got it for you. I didn't do it to upset you. I want to be nice. I don't get upset. Okay. Final thoughts of Jamie?

Jamie, Jamie. Jamie hates me. No, he loves you. I don't hate you at all. He loves you. He loves you. Dude, if I wouldn't have stayed here. Yeah, yeah.

I just didn't know what was happening because I haven't seen Bobby in a while. There's a lot of his... I haven't either seen Bobby in a while. Is that a joke, Jim? No. Me? You look like you're waiting for a comedian to show up or something.

What the fuck did you put me on? What the fuck did you put me on? What's fucking is? I just wanted to promote my anti-abortion movie. That's all I wanted to do. So anyway. I have trauma from this. Just his auntie.

All right. Let me ask you the question. Are you Jewish? Did your aunt ever grab your junk and go, you've gotten very big, Myron? How do you know that? And it's hard to match. In your face, dude.

The Jews do it too. You're Jewish. No, Filipino. Filipino, but they grab each other's junk and go, oh, you ready for dating scene? Is that racist? No, no. We're going to clip it.

But it's not racist. So, no, I walked into hell, so I didn't know. No, I think we're a really good guy. I just like to keep it honest, and I didn't know what, real, not honest, just a real conversation. But then you were on, and I was like, what's going on? There's so much, and Bobby's like, just, out and then these two guys

I were good now we're good You can fucking have fucking paint guns I'm fucking I don't want to get fucking I'm paranoid You're fine You're from Philly dude I would never Well Jersey

When did you start taking the subway I know you want to end the show When did you start You want me going already No When are you gonna end When did you take the subway I started taking at eight

Subway I didn't call Ethan please Shoes don't take See we take to subway That's why it helps my paranoia Just say I'm There's a lot of Subway In Philly Yeah you talk to the microphone

There's subways in Philly I know there's Subway's in New York It's called SEPTA We're trying to get a hold of Ethan right now Yeah, I'm gonna call Ethan Put it on the mic, clip that Call Ethan Clipped a subway

He ain't gonna pick up I know, right? He's not gonna pick up He knows you're here I've DM'd them He's not gonna pick up Oh shit Did you film with Jimmy?

No, Jimmy's here with now Okay What the fuck, dude? What the fuck? What the fuck? I give you people. I give you, what the hell am I? Yeah, but what is it? All right, so you owe me one?

Yeah, I can owe you, definitely. I'll you a favor now. Okay. All right. Because this guy's weird. You can call it in anytime. How old is he? Jimmy, I believe he's 67 we've figured out. Way off. That's okay. That's okay. 67. You're 67. Is that his real hairline? Painted or no? It's painted, yeah. that's real his followers his followers

and his followers is his followers real because we looked at the the like ratio and and follow ratio it doesn't match well let me put it this way we did an analysis of it's like 95% of them are in Brazil

yeah it's backwards it's 5% in Brazil no no I heard it's 95% It's backwards. You can get more daily new followers than like Kylie Jenner. Same it. Jimmy.

Yes. Anyway, Ethan, thank you. You owe me one? Yeah, yeah, I owe you. All right, like a meal, like a really good meal. Whatever you need. Okay, buddy. That's easy you do.

I love you. Bye. All right, love you too. Bye. That was fast. Pretty fast. Yeah, you're quick. Yeah.

Anyway. Yes, sir. You want to plug it? I did. Is that everything? Yeah. Well, God bless you. Guys, I got to go.

But let me think this is... All right, anyway, give Jimmy a run over a while. Love you, guys.