TigerBelly - Jay Park, Dumbfoundead, & Bobby's Korea Trip

Episode Date: December 20, 2023

Jay has perfect skin. Dumb is always on set. Bobby blushes. We chat farts, Won Soju, Heads in the Clouds festival, Wondergirls, and Bobby's next birthright trip to Korea. Limited Edition Skateboard Download NBA 2K Mobile FREE on the App Store or Google Play. And use promo code TIGERBELLY to receive an exclusive  [Scottie Pippen Topaz Tier Card] card. That’s PrizePicks.com/BELLY and use code BELLY for a first deposit match up to $100! PrizePicks: Daily Fantasy Sports Made Easy!

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Miss Chiff. Um, yeah. Okay, what's waiting? No, we do it without... We do it without. But you did get that jacket and what was your reaction? What did you say? What did you say?

You said you have worn it before? He says I'll never wear it. No, I never said that. No, wait, then that's what he? He says, I'll never wear it. No, I never said that. That's not what he said, Gilbert. I'll always wear it. No, you misunderstood me. I'll always wear it. Have you had those before?

No. They're the best in town. Really? Yeah, they're the best in town, don't they? Can you just wear it maybe for the episode? Did it fit? Did you like the sizing? That was good.

It's so good, because I'm about to jacket if he's never going to wear it. I'm going to wear it. I'm going to wear it. I'm going to wear it. I'm shooting all day and I'm gonna wear it. I'm, dude, I've been shooting all day and I was in that yellow sweater. You're doing that, I'm on set thing.

You're doing that, you're doing that, yeah. What's your set thing? I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I just keep it from- With a drummer? Yes, I'm on set for a movie right now. That you did with a drummer?

Yeah, yeah. What's his name again? Anderson Park, he's big. Yeah, yeah, the drummer. But I'm more behind the scenes. Really, he's a star. I'm the, he's the star. He's a star?

He is a star. I did a music video with Dylan Francis, is that good? And he's a director too. He's his directorial debut. Really? Never got a call. I hit you up. I'm Brian, I told you I won you do for free have a cameo. Is there money man? We're all struggling It's a movie let me give it Jay I would tell you guys are pretty close in that worth Oh, hello. Are you actually here?

You saw my heat the other night, huh? You're not a sadder, you know? Huh? Were you sad the other night? What happened at night? Tell him what happened the other night. You got a little sad. I didn't get sad, but I did get a little sad.

You got a little sad. I thought some. You did something. I started rubbing it in. We went to K-Town to eat together. Okay. And which was great. And then afterwards, we went to a grab dessert.

Some ice cream and it was packed at the area, you know, in K-town, because I think it was like a Friday night or something. And mad fans are coming through, you know, just asking for pictures and stuff. And I was like, oh, that's cool, you know? I was like, Bobby hell yeah. But it was just like,

I'm over and over again, and not one person. It's Bobby and dumbfounded, painting the town red in K-town. I thought you were the, it turns out I'm the mayor of Korea. The prince. You're the prince of town. I'm the prince. I thought you were the prince, but I am.

But I saw someone repost you reposted a video of a fan taking a picture with you and then the fan put a little tiny little tag of your name in the back like oh randomly dumbfounded in the back with that. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right that's right today that's right that's right I wouldn't have felt bad but he kept doing this thing he was all oh please

you know the thing he does oh please sir how about dumb down do you know dumb down it that thing oh yeah I was trying to promote you no no per my

I'm going to discuss a fucking girl famous hip hop. I told you not to do that and you're like, oh, I'm going to do it all on that long. Every full guy I go, you know him? And they're like, and I was just like, I'm trying to promote. And then like we, and I'll tell you this,

if Aqua Fiat was with us, I felt like you kept trying to go to busier places like because we had ice cream and you were like, let's get a crap coffee over there And then oh yeah, can we not yeah, and then like what happened back and there? There soon as they walk into this packed coffee shop Everyone is bombarding like yeah, yeah, yeah, fobs are in love with Bob like fobs. I've never seen this thing I thought I have the cost over I thought I had

Bob's you I got fobs and whites and the queue. I got five antwhites in Mexican. No, for real. I got a handed to you. You really have penetrated the fobs. I don't say penetrated. I'm sorry. I don't say penetrated. All right. Oh, the Korean newspaper.

Bobby penetrates five. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he was a lesson to learn for all of us. Where was the lesson? He always, no, because this guy is so cocky. No, I can't. I know exactly what you mean, because the first time we went to the date,

and the first time we went out on the date, I took him to a very quiet coffee shop. Like, where was one other patron there? And he was like, I don't like this place. Am I where do you want to go? So he took me to a much busier one. And that's because he needed to feel, oh, yeah. How am I going to get you without that? So you can admit it. I already know who you are. How am I going to get that without that? I already know who you are. I need that. I need it. I didn't have the genetic lottery of

your handsome. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, right in your slick moves. Yeah, but if you're getting it is fine, but why do you have to throw me under the bus to while doing it? I don't understand that part. Yeah, but if you're crossed, you're getting it is fine, but why do you have to throw me under the bus till while doing it? I don't understand that part. Honestly, honestly, honestly, I feel sympathy. I feel bad for your son. That's even worse.

Hey boy, hey boy, you felt good feeling back, right? You felt good. I'm tired of you slick fuckers, right? Try to bury me, dude. All right, and you try to do it your show, too. Did you not? What did I say? Put me up late. Oh, come on. You try to get the young guys to bury me. No. All right, and you try to do it your show, too. Did you not? What did I say? Put me up late.

Oh, come on. You try to get the young guys to bury me. No, that's not me. You know, you were gonna get buried me. I knew you were gonna kill it. That's what I did. Pop! Home run, dog.

It was good, right? I'm a survivor. I killed it. Am I look gross right now or not? I don't know. You're dead. What do you laugh at like that? Am I wrong?

He keeps doing this. I'm the bad guy. Okay. Well, we'll go have dinner and then he'll like put me through some shit and he'll be like, you have to learn. I'm like, are you trying to teach me lessons all the time? I'm like, what do I have to learn? I'm worse.

No, but you have to have to learn. I have to learn. Like I guess I could extra wrinkly. You know why? It's why. I did scene things. Oh God. Right? Like fobs. It's seen things. Oh, God.

Right? Like fobs. Like fobs, dude. Penetrating fobs, dude. That's the next movie. Penetrating fobs, dude. Yeah. I know you are.

I love fobs. Yeah, I know you. Are you considered a fob? Yeah. Is fresh, she's fresh. Because I came here in my teenage years. So I was very hard consonants when I spoke. Yeah.

Very, like, uncool fashion. Do they say fobs Filipinos too? No, no, is there a word like that, you know what I mean? I think it's just fog like that's what I was called it was like bison for like Latino or like Bob Korean Landocaricia Loud city, dude Korean Donald Glover. Yeah, you're upper lip dude. Can I just say something like you said this first time I appeared on Tiger Belly and they can't have to say it again because I keep noticing it dead We did, we did, we know, maybe it's this. You get more action than me. And maybe I'm jealous. Hmm.

Keeper. Have you thought that? I haven't gotten much action in this. Oh, I've seen your list, dog. There's not only what this is. Hey, boy. Hey, boy. Can I just say something?

I learn, boy. What? I was with, I was at the improv. I was in the improv. I was in the improv. I was with this black guy named Quincy. Not fat Quincy. A skinny slick Quincy. Oh, slick Quincy.

And there was another black guy that walked in the greener and go, well, what's up, boy? Right? And I go, hey, what's up, boy? To him too. And they go, no, no, no, no, no. That sounds, what's the matter? You sound like an old white Southern man. I said it wrong.

Because when I heard you say it out, like how Quincy said it, I was like, oh, that is a hip-way to talk with it. Can you say it, George? Oh, God. Yeah, I walk in to Greenlight. Okay, go. Yo, sup, boy. That's on the wild.

That's on the wild. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you doing here? You should have the N word. No, that do wild. What are you doing here? I'm working on it. I'm going to be doing wild. No, that was pretty good. That was okay.

That was better than my boy and boy. That's my boy. That feels better with the my, I feel. But I'm learning that word. So I go, I go, Quincy, guys teach me. So they get me a tutorial. What did I say? You can't just, you can't emphasize boy.

That's the only thing you're doing. I go, what's up, boy? You can't just, you can't emphasize boy. That's the only thing you're doing. I go, what's up boy? You know what I mean, you can't do that. Was that boy? Yeah. You know what I mean, just say it. Sounds old school, here. I'm learning, you know, I'm learning for your kids, you know.

All that stuff, dude. I'm from the cyberbosoon, I'm not from urban areas like you did. I'm not from Korea town. First of all, I don't like fruities. I don't like fruities. I don't expect you to get down with us. You know what I mean? But guess what?

The lesson is learned. I am down. Boy, I think the lesson is learned. I think we've all witnessed it. Can I put you in a scenario? We go to K-Town together, right? How would you feel at this very moment? There's a couple of Asian gangsters that come up to me and start pressing me like, yo, you went K-Town, bro,

blah, blah, fuck you, bro. You're always roughing K-Town, but you're not really down. And you look whatever you don't say, but he looks over to you. Yeah. Wait, is that Bobby Lee? Yeah. That Bobby motherfucking Lee, yo, what's good, blah, blah, how would you feel at that moment? Would you, would you be like, how did Braveheart feel in this first battle? Like I would like, I want. Like I took my people to the fucking summit, dude. Yeah, but you'd lean in and get out.

I would lean in, look at that, and it got nothing, how this guy? Wait, are you throwing me? Why can't you, why can't you, why can't you throw you under the bus, you wouldn't just be like, You know why, you know why? You're in a new movie with Will Ferrell and Aquafina.

You're the lead and you're the made nemesis in the movie. You're killing it. So why can't I poke at you at times? You just came from set, right? You're shooting so bad. Oh, dancing. That's all? Just dancing?

I've had so many roles in the past 10 years that I've lost to you. Like literally I auditioned for that. I'm sorry, something was wrong with the thing. Just say it again, because we don't record that. All right? Well, let me turn on the mic. I know because there's something I heard a little,

yeah, I heard a little twitch. You were recording that. No, no, no, no, say it again. I've lost many roles, many roles to you. To me. In the last 10 years. 10 years. Because I've turned on the television.

I see the role that I auditioned for. Yeah. You're playing that role. We've talked about this. We've talked about this. We've talked about it. You didn't have to audition for that. You got to straight offer for certain things. It's interesting.

That one with John Hamm. I see you in it where you're selling the snake wine. You read for that? I did the Joneses. Joneses. Guess what? Guess what? I read that.

You did audition. I literally read for for that. Okay. But I had to work with the director before. Okay. I had, I mean, yeah. I literally read it for fun. Okay. But I had to work with the director before. Okay. I had, I mean, yeah. I was just like, just, you know.

But to be, here's the thing. I'll watch these, these shows and stuff and I'd be like, okay, Bobby, obviously. But guess what? It's way better than me. Guess what, friend. Yeah. All those underlings, right? They're all doing better than me.

Ronnie. Jamie, I'm fine. I got mine. I got mine It's all perspective, dude. Yeah, right and I'm I'm grateful for what I have and I'm at my age That was it right way why are all the Asian comedians like a Bobby a Jimmy a Ronnie? You know's like a Bobby, Jimmy, a Ronnie. You know what I mean? Like a... Chery even.

Chery, a Johnny. I'm going by Johnny. Right, right. Well, maybe there's a lot of names and with why. I decided to go with IE, that's what I switched it up. I mean, Gary. You can go can or can. But you can go Bob.

I can go Robert. I went with Bobby. I was my choice. Bobby's good. And I want to be youthful. Were you always a Bobby? Were you a Robert? Were you a Robbie ever? No, it was never Robbie. I was always with Bobby. I was my choice. Bobby's good. And I want to be youthful. Were you always a Bobby? Were you a Robert? Were you a Robbie ever?

No, I was never a Robbie. I was always a Bobby. You were always a Bobby. Were you always a Johnny or? My mom and sister called me Johnny, but my real name's Jonathan. Johnny's really cute though. What the fuck does that mean?

Nothing, I just, I'm going by Johnny now. I'm going to call you Johnny from now on. Yeah, thank you. I really appreciate people who kind of respect the name change and like go call me Johnny is so good. Thank you. The strong name. Yeah, I went for the IE. What do you think about the IE? I like it Okay, cool. All right, but you know you and I um in the last year would you admit? Have you come closer? Oh, yeah, we've become a lot closer in what way? I've always wanted to get closer with you, but recently I've kind of regretted the how close we've got.

I know. I know. I get it. It's crazy. I just did, I'm now discovering like what it really means. What does it mean? I'd like to hear it.

It's just a little, you know, a lot of things. No, no. What does it mean? I'd like to hear it. Does it mean this? That you stole your set design based on my podcast? Oh, that kind of close it. Does that what it means that you can steal my set design?

I don't even just stop this part. I mean, can we, can we, koala, you seen his? Yeah, I've been there. I've been there. Also he's doing it with his girl stuff. But you know what, you know what? Oh, interesting. Their colors are cuter though.

That's right. They do it better. The pink and the green is good. But they influenced it. We did not win cuter though. The pink and green. That's right, they do it better. The pink and green is not the influence that we did not win the fluency. No, I like. You change ours to a better green. I'm a colorful guy.

I'm a color fucked up. I know. I like stickers too. I like collectibles. I'm just, you know, Oh, let me add something. Can I say, do you know what, you know the variety of colors?

There's a variety of colors. Yeah. You chose the two colors. Let me do it. Let me check. Look, this is coral and blue. And what's this variety of colors. Yeah. You chose the two colors. Let me do it. Let me check. Because this is coral and blue. And what's this is? Pink and green. Look at that. Okay. That's pink. That's similar. Is that that is core? I guess that is. Yeah. You're right. You couldn't have gotten blue. Purple, brown, gray. I mean, there's so many. You got yellow. But you got, these are some of the best colors. You know what I mean?

Color ranges, pink and just a full blown thief. And that's your Gilbert? No, I killed him. That's your Gilbert. Is it Rick, my Gilbert? Yeah, yeah. My Gilbert's way better, too. They were eating at this restaurant.

This restaurant, who is really good. Rick is Gilbert, huh? Yeah, okay. But anyway, anyway, it's nice to, it's so we've gotten close. This restaurant. Who's really good? Rick is yogurt, huh? Yeah. Okay. Anyway, anyway, it's nice to, so we've gotten close. We have. And it's been a good thing. No, you're saying there's a bad thing a little bit?

You did help me with a big life change in the past year. Okay. I don't want to talk about that because that's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. Yeah, I wouldn't know about that.

But that's the catalyst for why you guys got close? No, no, no, it's not. It's not. Oh, I mean funny. It's not funny. Wait, I wouldn't know about it. But that's the catalyst for why you guys got close? No, no, no, it's not. It's not. Oh, I mean, I do know about it. Yeah. What's the variety is what you're saying? It's just, I'm reading a year mark. Yeah, it's next.

Congratulations. A lot of the rats. In a week and, um, that has to do with you. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean? Let me ask you something. Was this an employee to get on my podcast again without Jake? He's not showing you a busy. Oh, the, it feels like a ploy that you're like. Was this is the employee to get on my podcast again without Jake. He's not showing you a busy

The I you're like if I come here early then I'll get 15 minutes extra airtime Yo dude he ain't here. No, no, he's on his way. I just came really early because I literally wrapped right down the street It's 6.05. He's supposed to be at 6 right? Yeah, let me double check here cuz I'm he'll be here in 10 minutes Jay the stuff he's okay He's supposed to be at six, right? Yeah, let me tell what you're saying here. Okay. He'll be here in 10 minutes. Jays is stuck. Love it. He's okay. Dude, when he comes in, you're gonna see... I know, I'm yelling.

You're gonna see me pelting. You're gonna see me pelting. You're gonna see me pelting with fucking compliments. Yeah, yeah. He's only been respectful to him. Can't name one J-songs so stop. I can't name one of your songs. That's true.

Fair, fair. There we go. You want to play that game? Okay. I'm learning. Okay. You know, I'm asking people, what's, you know, a little, you know, an entryway into it? You've done some hip hop things though. That's right, dog.

You were in the M&M video. That's some, that's some big clout right there. What's up? What else? Were you ever in a Black Rapper's video though? No. Well, I mean, when I did the video with Marshall, if I man, if I man.

If I man. If I man, right? Marshall. There was another guy there that I think he robbed and he did the video. I think his name was Dr. Dre. So, I love the head there. Okay, that's there. You pretty good. right? So, I love the head.

Okay, that's fair. You pretty good. I already speak. Was that Joseph Khan, the director? Yeah, Korean director. He's an actor. You know how I got that? Why?

I was super cheap. Oh, explain that. So you were eating at a Korean barbecue spot? I was at a Korean barbecue spot. Yeah. Spot. And he comes up and he goes, eh, you're Bobby Lee, right?

First of all, he doesn't have an accent. I know, but he has to be an easy farm. No, he's not really Americanized. That's the thing. I know. I know. He's barely Korean. Like, he doesn't have an accent.

He's Korean or anything. I know, I know, I know. I know, but because so many accents are in there, you know, right? It's smoky. It's so Korean in there, right? But everything comes Korean. Yeah. So you're probably a little right?

I got, okay. Yeah, man, I'm eating, you know, whatever. He was like, no, I'm a director. I, oh, he's like, I'm directing a music video with, I'm in a writer. You think you're, he's lying. Yeah. But I gave him my number anyway.

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I'm a hold. I did it. Nice. Yeah, so that was, yeah. I get a lot of stuff like that where I'm just out and about and something will go Hey, you want to do this the first movie I ever was in was his film So he gave me an opportunity to he was what what movie did it direct detention? Oh, I love that movie, you saw it Why the fuck did I fall for this?

I was really surprised I was like Because you're like a huge film and it has a cult following the film the tension does I was really surprised. I was like, I'm gonna have an apple right. What the fuck are you talking about? Because you're like a huge film and it has a cult following the film. Detention does. Yes. Okay. Who's in it? It's just not, it's not.

Who's in it? I guess the biggest person in it is Dane Cook. Love him, big fan. He's done our podcast. Yeah. Love him. Yeah, Dane Cook's. Great guy. Yeah.

Oh, Josh Hutcherson. Yeah. What you're just reading out that I am TV right now No hunger games hunger games you saw it huge you said detention. No, I have a scene detention Oh, you know it the act of detention. Yes, you have not a yeah, you haven't heard of it. Thanks, but yeah It's my energy wrong today is really aggressive. I know you look at me right now like mean older comment come down Older brother energy. I just feel it's cause you guys are closer. That's what I'm feeling, the closeness.

It's different. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, no, 5'30, it was crazy. What time do you go to bed? I've been sleeping early so I can be energized for the day. OK, that's where you got him. Because you probably didn't go to bed till 5'. Walk up at 6'.

Right? What could I just say something? It wasn't a competition. Yeah, it's not. It's not. It felt like it. On his end? No, you're in. Yeah, it's not. It's not. It felt like it. On his end. No, you're in.

Okay, you're too shy. You're right. So anyway, I got up early and it worked all day. It was one of those shoots where it's like, I'm always running. You know, in music videos, you're not. You're either dancing or, you know what I mean? Yeah. Running.

You know, that old saying. Classic. Classic. You know what I mean? Music videos You know that old saying. The classic. The classic's egg. I mean, music videos are really dancing and running. Yeah, my grandfather used to say that. Well, you do a lot of like physical comedy too, so I could see getting kind of exhausting. And then we had to do NPC, I had to learn how to be, because I'm an NPC in it.

So I'm doing a lot of, oh that thing. I feel like you'd nail that. Yeah, a lot of this. That's your natural, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And all that stuff. I feel like you'd nail that. Yeah, a lot of this. That's your natural, yeah. That's what. Yeah. Yeah, and all that stuff. So I had to learn all that.

But it's very tiresome to them. And that's why I drank a lot of caffeine knowing that you were coming. I was even worried I wasn't even going to be able to show I called them earlier. But I made it here. And so I was a little amped, but I'm now a little calmer now. Yeah. I think I need like an energy drink. Could I get something?

Yeah, you can have this one. You can have, oh wait, this is water. Get up this one, does it, Red Bull? I haven't opened it. Okay, cool. There you go. Thank you. So anyway, um, yeah, anyways, what?

How's it feel being a movie star? I'm not a movie star, I'm not, you know, I've never, I've done it, I've never done a movie with Will Ferrell. Have you ever been a lead in anything? No, never. Dude, I get one line. It's fine. No, I did kidder like seven or eight lines, but I always get like seven or eight lines.

You've been approached to be a lead in something. Never. Stop. I would have done it. You're the lead. I don't care what it is. No one has approached you about being a lead. Isn't that kind of crazy? I think before the writer's strike, yes.

The one with... Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, so I'm doing a movie that's a lead in a couple of months. You are. So that's, you're right. So, okay. I have to remind him.

Well, the first, yeah, I forgot. What, I haven't done it yet. But you're in, you're gonna do it. Why I wanna do it? Yeah. I mean, they're trying to get, you know, the funding and all that stuff, but it's independent. But yeah, I've never, but not,

then the Hollywood system, they would never do it. Although right now I gotta call, you know, I have some other old TV deals that are happening again with, you know, people that that we know and maybe that'll, and I'm the lead in those. I think the shift is happening. It's like when they see somebody who hasn't been a lead for so long but has that small part,

so like why haven't we, you know, they're like why haven't we done it with the, I mean, people are thinking about it. Well, because he's retarded. I'm the one who they say, you know what I mean? Yeah. And I'm different now. Yeah.

I'm changed. Mm. And I feel more confident in my ability. And your skin is so nice. Is it impeccable? Really? It's like, it's improved actually. Not just improved.

It's perfect. No, no. You do any treatments and stuff like facial. I have, but I haven't done recently. Wait till you see this guy skin when he gets in. I can't even. I want to know what he gets, Don, you think he'll say. It's crazy.

One day, a couple of years ago, when I went to Korea, he let me crash at his place, and I remember taking a shower at his place, and I was just taking pictures of all his products, so I can see what he uses. Yeah. Because his skin is crazy. I mean, but Korea also has so many places you can go to.

I know, and they do it so well. Like, Bobby, we should go there just as for like, on a beauty shirt. I need beauty. We need to get the liver spots out. We need to, um, I want the baby dick cream that Thunderbolt uses. You can get that here though.

I want the, no, I want it from Korean. Put the baby dick cream. Would you do some stuff on your face like Botox injection stuff? No, never, no, no, would you. No, I said never. Or you would never do it, no, okay. Did I just say that? Yeah, I thought you were right, my tone.

But we were supposed to do the micro-needling and the laser together, you know, Burr. I wanna do it. I did a vampire facial. Oh. Did it, did you feel like it helped? I think it did. I did it like three times, couple of months. Dude, you're a Korean vampire if they had a movie. I'm not gonna three times. Couple of your Korean vampire.

If they had a movie, doesn't he look like he's been around for thousands of years? I look like a vampire. Yeah. You know who we need to get this skin regimen of Denil de Kim. Yeah, but not great. You could play a good vampire too. I think you would be good vampire.

Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Um, I have to admit, when Jay, yeah, that's the vampire facial. Oh, okay. They poke holes in your face. When Jay and when we went to the club when Jay, yeah, that's the vampire facial. Oh, okay. Where they poke holes in your face. When Jay and I, when we went to the club for the first time, I've gone out with him a couple of times, you know, and stuff.

But the first time he looked at me at the club, we were sitting at that thing. Yeah. And I was like, I think I'm about to suck this guy's dick. I mean, it was, I mean, he looked at me, he's so cute. There was a look that he gave me that I blushed. I was just like, what's the look? I can't do his look.

You, when you meet him, you'll see. You'll blush. It is interesting when I see dudes that kind of look like that. Like they were born to be like a K-pop star. Yeah, dude, you're like, oh, you can't really work any other job really. No, I could do this.

So pretty. Imagine Jay Park working at Pep Boys. That would be insane. That would be insane. That would be insane. I'm like, am I in a movie right now? I mean, it would be crazy. That would be crazy.

Yeah, yeah. Or like, you know, Henry Lau was like that too. Right, right, right. I did a movie with Henry. Yeah. And every time I would look at him, look at him. Oh, that's right.

There's the three things. Look at his face. He's saying, look at that. You're doing it now. I can even look. I'm watching. Here's his good. Yeah, yeah. Do you think people go into the job

their face suits? Yeah, but in rare occasions, I have seen just like beautiful model-looking girls working out like a gas station or something. I love it. And there's always like, what's going on here? Or like, I wanna save you or something, you know? Like, it's, there's always something like that.

Yeah. But I just feel like, yeah, like if you look like that and work like, if Jay worked that at Pip Boys, like he wouldn't be able to get through the day without somebody asking him something like, you know. I feel like he, somebody would walk in there and agent go, hey, do you wanna get signed. Right, right, right. Like, is it, Meg Ryan was like that, right? Which, yeah you want to get signed? Right, right, right.

Like, Meg Ryan was like that, right? Which, yeah, I think she, what? I didn't know that. Yeah, she was discovered. Like, there's some people just get, Henry Lau was walking through in high school a mall with his friends. A Korean woman just pulled them,

can you sing a dance? Oh, that's really how it happened. Yeah, and he goes, not really, you want to go to school? And he went to Korean learned. Yeah, and he goes, not really, you wanna go to school? And he went to Korean Learned. Oh, wow. Do people still get discovered at malls? Not anymore, right?

I think that if you're Margot Robbie, somebody would go, hey, do you act? Cause I feel like all the castings like you just find someone's Instagram now. Like are people still looking around for talent? Like in the wild? I could see it happening. K-pop still scouts, like nationwide every month.

Well, you know, for the movie Rushmore, they were looking forever for that lead guy. And then I think it was the cast and it was at the Copulas for some sort of party and they saw Jason Scorseman there, younger obviously. And they go, are you an actor? He's like, well, I'm the drummer for the band, Phantom Planet, but you know, you went and read and got it.

Right. I mean, so people get discovered. You tell my Jason Schwarzenegger? Yeah. But he's also a copula. You don't get this, though. You don't get the copula's house. I'm done.

You don't get, you're not a copula and get discovered in how it works. Yeah, you do. He did. Only the biggest name in film. Like, no, Bobby. It's not like he's like Francis's son. Well, regardless, like he's in the right place.

He's Francis's sister son. He's at the right place. Halea Shire, who was in the Rocky and the Godfather. Right. The right connection there. You're right. And Nicholas Cage's his cousin. You're right. You're right. And Nicholas Cage is his cousin. You're right.

You're right. So, oh, you're right, you're right. But I promise you, he has a relationship with France's Ford. You know what I mean? Oh, they hog and kiss on the cheek. Exactly. I mean, Robert, Robert Swarthman said that, you know, we went to him, he ran into his cousin, Nicholas Cage, and it's like a joyous event.

You know what I mean? They're family. If you guys were born big time NEPO babies, if let's say you were a copo like your last name was copo or like Scorsese. No, let's go Asian. Okay, let's go. Who am I?

Yo. Like. Yo. Yo. Oh, or Jack. Michael, yo. Oh yeah, Jackie Chan. Okay.

Michael, you're the comic or no, who's the yo yo ma I'm ma bobby ma bobby ma. I feel like there's so many ma's in the world I have a friend who's like three friends is the last name, but I just in this scenario Can I be a yo yo ma son or young fat? Oh? No, it's gotta be a distinctive enough last thing that people are like Okay, let's go with fat. I want to be a ton of your fat son, Chuck. Chuck fat.

Chuck fat. Chuck fat. Yeah. Okay, if you were Chuck fat, I'm Chuck fat. Would you go the route of keeping the last name or doing what Nicholas came to? No, keep the last name. Yeah, like. I would go into auditions wearing a fucking crouching tiger handrail. And they're like, what's that?

I go, oh, you're my dad? What's the stop? Deesh. I feel like I would flex the last name a little bit. You would. I feel like, even though I want to think like I want to, I'll carve my own path, but I probably flex the last name, you know what I mean? But Emilio did it too.

Estevez? Yes. Yeah, he changed it, right? Yeah, he's Martin Sheen's brother. Yeah, right. I mean, Charlie Sheen's brother, Martin Sheen's dad. He changed it to Estabés, is kind of wild. I think it's a maiden name, I think,

but yeah, he changed it. But still, he got all of the doors kicked wide open because I didn't know that. I don't agree with that because you still have to read. Because I know the NEPO babies that don't have the talent. Yes. And it's a disaster.

Well, there's a lot. There's a lot, yeah. And but there are some where it's in their bloodline to act and they're good actors. Like it is straight up in their genetic blueprint. To be like. Francisco Hilton. Yeah, you're right.

I remember you saying that. Insane. Crazy person. How do you know she could be? Eric Douglas, Michael Douglas's brother. Wait, Francisco Hilton. How do you know she could be? Eric Douglas, Michael Douglas's brother. Wait, Francesca Hilton, how do you know she couldn't have been a good hotelier though? What?

How do you know she couldn't have been good with hotel? Okay, can I just say something? Have you been on the street and you've seen a homeless person, you know what I mean? Shove shit back into their butthole? That's who she has. She has, she's crazy. Oh, crazy town.

Yeah. Like when you meet her, you're like, oh, I'm dealing with something otherworldly. Maybe menthol. Eric Roberts was, I mean, Eric Douglas was the same thing. Really? Yeah, crazy. There's something that would also drive you crazy

if you're siblings and your family are just all successful and you're not, you know? I know. If you're a prop cardation thing. Or imagine, yeah, that's a tough one. That's a tough one. Or imagine being the only one would legitimately No acting chops in like an acting family and in a lineage like that. That would suck. That would suck

That would suck. Hey, they're at like UCB or something and just taking classes improv classes and just try to get better. I'm out of Michael Jordan had a son that was like 600 pounds Just on the sideline. We, Magic Johnson. Oh yeah, Magic Johnson? But he's living his best life. He's living the best life. I just put absolute strength. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, he is. But you had a lot to say about him like years ago. Good things. Yeah, sure. I said good things about him. I don't believe that. Yeah, yeah. He said any good things.

Roar. And I'll listen. But anyway, yeah, NEPO babies are interesting. But you know what, dude, you said any good things. Roar. Anybody. And I'll listen. Okay. But anyway, yeah, NEPO babies are interesting, but you know what, dude, you still have to deliver. Mm-hmm. Well, hopefully we'll have NEPO babies when we have kids, you know. No, but that's the thing. I think that no one's gonna go, if I had a son named Mark,

glad you took the time. I took the time. I took the time. Really? That was a little bit like a good-negative exotic, but I go, let's go to the tradition. What can I get the exotic option just out a really long time. Look, that was a really good, good, good, exotic, but I go, let's go, let's go, tradition. What can I get the exotic option, just out of curiosity? Vladimir.

Oh, okay. Vladimir Lee. I like Vladimir Lee, right? Watch this, he comes, the room's gonna shine. Should we clap or should we do? No, no. No, just let him sit down. He's late.

What do you guys, I'm gonna yell at him. I'm gonna yell at him. Should we all not make a lot of fun? What do you guys talking like this before I came in. We had just started. We had just started. Should we applaud? Should we applaud them?

I would never, you know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And she's fucking friends. We were friends. I'm not doing this. Okay. Am I too much today?

I'm aggressive, huh? There was a time you thought. I mean. Am I mean right now? I was so mean to the end to everyone. Anyway. Oh my god, yeah. You got grumpy or I think a little bit, you know?

Yeah, but also the closer you get, the meaner he gets. I could see that. Yeah, like this is his thing. So you're like definitely in now, because you see here that shit, he says to me. I feel like when I first met him, that was like the sweet spot, you know? Yeah, he's still polite.

He doesn't want to. That's the sweet spot. Yeah, but we don't hang out. But now it's like, let me ask you something. You think that if five years ago you asked me to do that show that you did in that, that I would do it? No, for sure. No, no, that's why you choose. Hi, come on in.

Somebody hit up. It's getting quiet. You were talking all this. What is so many people here? I Get all quiet Why so many people are so quiet. It's a team bro. We got a team here. Yeah, the team bro People have teams. Yeah, oh you're the press run. We introduce your team or no Who's this guy? Okay, junior from Seattle. How cool? Okay, hi Anna. Hello. How are you?

And you're drinking you that you you're promoting the beverage. You're so true. Okay, beverage Where are you going Jay? Come on in Jay We've already doing it. Yeah, MJ. Get it. We've already been doing it. Yeah, we already started. We did 20 minutes already. What did you do? Yeah, we talked about it a lot. Dude, did you just come early on purpose?

No, I got you. Yo. That's a conspiracy. I know, that's not. You wanted his own town to street work. Did you use the headphones or no? You don't like health, huh? Get closer to the mic, though, okay?

He turns it up a little bit. Okay. So it's yelling. Why am I yelling? I don't know. We're not promoting the thing yet. I would, I just... But why are you pulling that shit out loud, dude? We're not plugging that in right now, dude. You know how like, rappers, they have like, they just hold it the whole time? All right, you want to hold it the whole thing if you want to.

Yeah, that's a really cute ball. It really is. The package was great. Thank you. Well, fuck it. It's out. Let's just talk about it. It's good. Fuck it. It works.

Yeah, it works. That's so cute. That's so cute. This is one soju, dude. Original Korean spirits distilled from rice. Yes. Is it distilled from anything else but rice? Or is it, oh, that's a crazy picture.

I have a vagina. What's up, dude? That was the first. I know. Yeah, yeah. No, I just was about to say something very serious. Yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry. No, no, it's all good. Don't look at it, dude. Yeah. It's hard not to, but okay. So, you know what's hard not to? Yeah. And I thought your lips were good. Yeah. He has lips.

Is that gay? What? Oh, my say you gr- You guys are so cute. That's a good photo, good guy. That's a good photo. That's a really good photo. We got to stop more at the club.

Appreciate you, Paul. It's a good photo. That's this party. Yeah, I don't know. That was his launch party. That's a good photo. That's a really good photo. We got to stop more at the club. Appreciate you, Paul. That's just party. Yeah, I don't know. That was his launch party. That was his launch party. You were in K-town and you got recognized more than dumb. Not this guy. I did last night, though.

No, I mean, I don't doubt it. I mean, you did. What's up? No, and I was just talking about this in the cars. He's been around for like 25, 30 years. I watched a lot of Matthews in elementary school. So, you've been around for like 25, 30 years. Like I watch a lot of math, you get elementary school. So, you've been relatively, I'm not that old. I'm not that old.

I'm not that old. I made this way out. It is. Actually, it's about 20 and a third. Is that a legend? I don't know. I just can't check it. I would have to wait for that.

I would be, you know, I was surprised about this part because I brought Bobby and he did stay a pretty long time at the club environment. Someone has a video, like someone put up a story. That was me, I put it. Or he's like dancing, a little. Yeah, he's just dancing by himself in front of the DJ booth. Yeah, I was dancing by myself. Yeah, because I'm the oldest guy there by 20 years.

Yeah, there's older people there, right? I didn't see them. And the girls, they don't look at me. And I fuck you two. You guys always fight with that shit, right? Like, oh, come people there, bro. I didn't see them. They are. And the girls, they don't look at me. And I fuck you too. You guys always are vibing that shit, right? Like, oh, come on. Sam Chun. How about a G?

They're not. Girls aren't looking at the oldest person at the club. Yeah. Is how about a G, the right way to say it? Nah, that's not. How about a G? How about a G? How about a G?

How about a G? How about a G? How do you say it? I'm going to learn Korean. Go ahead. Harabuchi. Harabuchi. Yes. Thank you. How about that G? How about that? How do you say it? I want to learn Korean. Harabuchi. Harabuchi. Yes.

Thank you. That's what I said early but faster. Alright. So how about this? Hananim. Oh yeah, that's perfect. God. Yes.

Throw me some words. Let me see if I know. Um. Buchanim. Fuck no. There's no way. I barely know that. You barely know that's no way. I barely know that. You barely know that.

What is butchan? I don't think I know that. Go simple dude. What the fuck? In a game show they don't go with a fucking difficult one. That's it was Buddha. But anyway. Oh, okay.

What about what about Ypsur? Oh, you should know that one. Ypsur. Yes sir. I don't know what. Ooh. You don't know that?

No, what is Yps? Lips. Oh, I know Ypsur. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. What, what, it? Lips. Oh, I know it's so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me another one. Last one. Last one. Oh, I got, I hope by that.

How about this? Pangu. Oh my God. Hopefully that it fell. That was a cute ass one though. That was not even vulgar. It was just super like, you know why? It was a tiny one.

I can control it. And it sounded like that. You wanted to sound cute for that one? Yeah, bush it. Well, of all the people that can control their shit, you are not one of them. No part. Fuck you.

Fuck you. My god, Bobby, you've had so many accidental things I've had to clean up. There's no way you want it. I just shit my pants now. What are you talking about? Yeah, he's bad in testons. You didn't want that one to sound tiny, right?

Because it sounded like really cute. Yeah, I think you're right, because he went in a little aggressive. I think he thought I was gonna be like thunderous. I think I prematurely did it. It did. It wasn't fully baked. It wasn't.

Yeah, it was a oven too early. For sure. But still, it made a cute sound. Anyway, Ipsu. Ipsu. One last one, go ahead he's a hella badak. No, that's deep cut. Okay. Let's go simple guys Keren Keren. Yes, you know you know that one Keren you know that dog I throw you Keren I don't know Keren you don't know kid on. You don't know kid on. What is it?

Egg. I don't know. You love a kid. You ordered egg at a Korean restaurant. No, I don't, can I have egg? I don't like it on. Wait, so I have a quite, so okay. Uh-oh, easy.

No, no, I'm just, I'm sorry. Because let me say something to you. Yeah. You're about to smell some bullshit, bro. No, no, no, no, no. Boy. He just learned it. He just learned it. I just learned it, right? I just learned that word. No, I'm just No, no, no, no, boy. He just learned it. He just learned it.

I just learned that word. No, I'm just wondering, like, were you born in the States? Yes. Yes, I'm American. I'm throwing through. Okay. I have a question. Yeah, follow up to that.

Your mom speaks to you in full-blast Korean. Do you not understand anything she's saying? No, she says it. She must have said egg before. No, no, no. No, she says like. She must have said egg before. No, no, no. No, she says like, Bianzo Orissa. What?

Oh, that's your brother. No, no, what? Bianzo Orissa, where's the bathroom? No, a byeonggi. Oh, byeonggi. Or 화장실. What's byeongso, nothing? That sounds like some of his name.

Oh, that's all. Oh, all right. That's why I was like his brother's name. Hakkyo. Hakkyo. School. I know stuff like that. She wasn't like,

but you know what, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like,

you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you'm confused by that. For so this many years, you just been speaking English to her while she's hitting you with Korean. You're not soaking anything in. You're not just trying. I'm just going to go. You know what, Jay? You being rude. I'll tell you why.

I'm not telling you why. I'll tell you why. Because you went there, right? And live, you live in Korea now, right? Yes. So do you think that if I lived in Korea, that I would know more than I know? Of course.

And that's why I'm asking, because when I first went, I didn't know shit either. So that's what I'm saying. You're very, you have an opportunity to do it, and I never had the opportunity to know. We held her when you went. I was 18. For the first, like to actually live there?

Yeah. So it's been 18 years now, so I've been living there for 18 years. But how much Korean did you speak when you were a foosful of Chinese? I mean, I mean, it's been 18 years now, so I've been living there for 18 years. But how much Korean did you speak when you were a foos... I mean, there's probably... Not probably like... It would be the same thing. My mom would speak to me in Korean,

and then I would reply back in English. So, you know, I would know things like, like, like, Pamolso or like, I ate or like, what is the best... Very simple things. They think of it. Yeah, like, Haku. Haku, that's why the funniest thing about it is in America, like, the only Korean person on TV was Bobby

who doesn't know shit about Korean. It doesn't speak the language, it was just pretty funny, honestly. But. But. No, that's not that. That's not that. No, no, no, no.

But he was raised by Korean parents, bro. That's like he's Korean. No, you're Korean, I'm not saying that. This is take away your Korean. If I was full-blown Korean, you think I would have got that, Sean? No. Or is it because I've like, you know, I've, I'm sort of a crossover kind of a guy. I would group in the suburbs.

I understood their language. Yeah, you have. And with the whole vibe, we needed that, right? Exactly. So, you know, he's up maybe a little bit. I also have, like, how was it, like, way back then, just being like almost like- It's not 3,000 years ago.

Oh, I'm getting like way back in. I'm like, they're all the Dead Sea Scrolls. Oh, what the fuck you talking about? You mean 20 years ago? No, yeah, but still it, I'm talking about for Asians, like, in just an entertainment. That's like when there's nonexistent representation was almost not like that.

I got my first show 22 years ago. Yeah, it was Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, and Bobby Lee. And Marker Cho, and also Marker Cho. Yeah, Marker Cho, and who else was there? That's the end. Literally it was you, Marker Cho. Sandra O, Sandra O. He was on R-Less, and let me see it done stumps.

Oh, Lucy Lou. Lucy Lou. That's the guy see it done stump. Oh Lucy. Loo Lucy. Those are pun tape brass Basko the Basko brothers. Yeah, but yeah, it was still like when I went to auditions It was like me and a bunch of white dudes. Yeah Right, so you know it was harder, but um I'm a survivor Cockroach you did survive. I had to survive. That's all, you know what I meant? Now the fobs in K-town know about you.

You know what, you're your town. That was super condescending. No, that's not the idea. Now the fobs think I can't know about you. CJ, you know what I do? I'm not your dude. No, you're not taking, this is my home, you know. You're doing a weird thing right now,

you're like, you're doing, I'm being real. I'm speaking truth to you. You can't name one. You can't name one Jay Song. I don't need a single one. I don't respect him because of music. I respect him because he's a great human being. Ooh, thank you.

And I see a song. Same, thank you. And the music. You're a false. And you're like, oh, what's his credits? Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're not signed. I'm not doing it.

You're saying I'm a cloud chaser. That's what you're saying. Exactly. Thank you. Give me a look at a soul. I go, this guy's a nice soul. Appreciate it. He's a nice guy.

How do you know that? Because I've hung out with him before. Yeah, it was a soul. Like, what was the feeling you get? But what you told us earlier was a little different. It didn't feel like it was a soul connection. It was more like a physical action. That's a wild stuff.

That's a wild stuff. That's a wild stuff. That's the same. What you said, that's a wild stuff. Jay, they're being out of pocket. Oh. Right, so I want to say, I just said that I think that you're cute.

And the first time we hung out, we were at that club, we're sitting there, right? And you were just doing your thing, you know what I mean? Oh, where? And I looked at you and I blushed. What? And then what else do you say? That's it.

You said some wild stuff. What was the fall? We're not gonna say that. Yeah, we don't have to, yes. And I never said anything. Dude, Jay, don't fuck come on, man. You're a pro, dude. Yeah, you're my boy, dude. I never said anything to Jay, don't fuck, come on man. What the fuck, bros dude. Yeah, you're my boy dude.

Back, that's all. You know what I mean? I did it as a joke. Well, anyway, yeah. I will say you kind of a cloud chase, you know, you like people with credits and accomplished people. 100% he does. Yeah, you do, right?

That's not the sense, so untrue. You like accomplished people. Well, you know, it's funny, John, that you say that. Because I don't know, I have different areas I go into. You know, I've been known to also go to any meetings and do other things that are outside of Hollywood, true, and have relationships outside of Hollywood. So, Jay, if I went to Korea, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And I gave you a, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I gave you a jingle. A jingle. Okay. Phone call. Okay. That was kind of way. I didn't go, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that,

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I want half the money. Yeah, yeah. I think that's sample, sample. But, no, I gave you a phone call. Yeah, okay. All right. Would you hang out with me there? Of course.

You take me to a restaurant. Yeah, at nightclubs. We could? Okay, yeah. Which one would you take me to a restaurant. Yeah, and night clubs. We could. Okay, yeah. Which one would you take me to? I would probably, like a restaurant. Yeah. Would you prefer?

Like, do you like... Here's what I do. Yeah, because, you know, I've only fucked with Koreatown food. Yeah. We've eaten a lot together, right? And so I want to know comparative to Korea. So I'd probably take you to like a Korean barbecue spot.

Yeah. And you know the best one? you to a Korean barbecue spot. Yeah. And you know the best one? I know a lot of ones. I don't know if there's the best one, but there's a lot of good ones. But there's some very good ones. There's very good ones. And would I either go,

oh, this tastes a little different than Koreatown. Well, maybe the reason why is because it's hot so it's beef that are cattle that are raised in Korea. So mainly? Hopefully. They're treated well like Wagyu style. Really all of them? Yeah, no for real. Yeah, the good high quality ones.

All of them. I don't know. There's no get on one. We'll take a survey. Okay, okay. Then ask the cat to be like, mmm, delicious. Oh, it is good. Every time I eat it, every time I eat it.

I will say, I don't know if it's like drastically different from like, K-town. We'll say, I mean, there's some high quality stuff. No, I mean, it's K-town, K-town Korean food is very good. It has a deep history in it too. So it has its own flavor and style and then same with Korea. So, but is it true? I've heard some like big chefs say that Korea town has better Korean food than Korea. No, would you say that? No, I don't think so. That's gave a chance at that.

A new chance at that. What is he Korean American? He is. He's one of the greatest chefs in the world. Okay. Yeah. Thank you. Well, he, but... By the way, I ate what David checked last night. No, I did. I wanted to say... How? At San Dong Dang. How?

You called him? We're shooting some branding thing together. That's why shooting. Oh, you're shooting last night too, huh? I wish shooting some low-key flexing right now. I'm not trying to flex. I don't know why that keeps coming up, but I just wanted to bring it up.

That's the first time I met him and really hung out with him. Rub it. I just realized I'm my hung out. Yeah, good dude. Yeah, good dude. Yeah, okay. Never called me, but, you know, he has my number. But you take all of your dates to his restaurant.

Don't say that because now I can't take any more dates. That's fucking fine. Right, that's insane. What's his restaurant? Major Domo. Major Domo. Okay. What I like about it, you have you been there?

I'm not. Okay. What I like about it, it's downtown, but it's in a different area. Right. It's like more northern China. Industrial. Industrial. And I have to say, the food is very good. Have you been there?

It is very good. We went together when you told them. We went together, remember? It was like, was it one of the dates? Yes, you mean you, remember we ate there? Okay, I've eaten it with you, Steffi. Yeah, it was nice. Oh, that was good.

Do you remember that? No, no. What? Can you give it a little remember? Well, I didn eaten it with your stuffy. Yeah, it was three. Oh, that was good. Do you remember that one? No, no. What? Yeah. Can you little remember? Well, I didn't remember shit. I eat a lot. You know, I eat three times a day.

And if you accumulate it, you know, about time seven. Yeah, yeah, that's a lot of eating. Yeah, but it'd be rare that we'd be going out to major dama together. So I thought you remember. I've gone there so many times, though, that's like, yeah. But, you know, it was a pleasant time.

And thank you. You don't mean that at all. Anyway, you should go with your ever in town. No. No. You're ever in town now about, yay. For sure. I'll try it out. Yeah. And like, do you ever plan on coming to Korea?

No. Why? Why? That's exactly why. I mean, because the last time I was there, not that, here's the thing. I was there, not that... Here's the thing, I don't know the language. Yeah. I don't feel Korean. Yeah. What I'm there. Yeah. I feel like an American.

Yeah. Right? And I feel like, and they don't know me either, which is fine. Right? But I also, I was with my brother Steve, and we only ate at one restaurant because we didn't know where to go. No one called me. You know what I mean? I didn with my brother Steve, and we only ate at one restaurant, because we didn't know where to go. No one called me. You know what I mean? I didn't have any friends. Wait, how long was it?

JYP was there. How long was this? 14 years ago, maybe. Well, yeah, it's much different than 14 years ago. He was in a BTS music video. Yeah, not BTS. Wonder Girls. Oh.

No, but was JYP was the guy called me? JYP flew me out. What year was this? I don't know know long time ago 14 years ago was like 2008 did I meet you then no, yeah, so yeah right before right before so that's what I'm saying is much different now What's changed? I'm everything everything is changed. There's so many more foreigners there now There's so many more people that speak English there and then there's the internet with social media like YouTube podcast English there and then there's the internet with social media like YouTube podcasts. It's much even out here is when the landscape is different.

It's different to you. There's a handful of Tiger Belly fans out there. Well, I know that Danny Cholo's out there. Yes. And so that's another guy would probably call. Yes. And there's a big standup like comedian movement out there that's happening. Again, he's the leader.

Yeah, so I mean, you would be on it there. Interesting. Yeah, they would be honored to have you. Can I ask you a cultural question? How do they view gay? I don't know. It's weird because like, there is like a gay celebrity's name, Seokchang. Hong.

Hong? No, Hong Seokchang. Hong. So hewan. Hyungnim. So he's openly gay. And so he's on there. He's open. He's openly gay. And he's like, he's a celebrity.

And he's been doing it for a long time. So he's very well. And the actor. Actor, personality. And so yeah. And he's very well loved out there. And there's this transgender woman called Pungja. She's very popular on YouTube.

Really? Is that the Mukbang? You know, the Mukbang transgender, like a heavy set person? It might be, it might be Pungja. So there's a lot of drag and transgender personalities that are really popular in Korea right now. So I think it's much more open than it was,

like 10 years back or 40 years back. We don't like that set of growing up. Yeah. Number one, no game, Korea. Number two, if you're gay, everybody die. I can't live everybody. Where you stand? You're like my friends?

Where you're from, or I'm from, they all die. That's what you're doing. Yeah, I was like, what, your friend Frank, Grandi, they all lie. That's what you did. Yeah, I was like, what the fuck, I'm like that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait do you know what he sounds like? I don't know, I just didn't say what I'm not just, what do you do? Do what's your dad's story? Like is he, he's from Korea and what did it, what do you do? He grew up in the Korean War. Yeah.

He was a street kid, so he'd done what to school, right? And then he boxed in the military. Oh wow. And then he was like a gang, like a gang, but he would steal, he was a thief. Yeah during the Korean War He would pick pocket and stuff and he was just a hard-ass guy. Yeah came to America That my mom here in LA. Yeah, and then he just beat the shit off everyone in the house But he did this one move that I thought was really cool was when he was courting his mom

Yeah, he would just leave like like big slabs of steak at her front door to like court her. Oh wow. Yeah. She fell for it. Oh wow. She fell for it. You got to say it like that. Well, because back then, like it was very rare for Koreans to eat meat because everybody was so poor. Yeah. Yeah. And so that that would make sense then. Yeah. Do they have gait go good? So dog meat. Yeah, I mean, I think they do have dog meat,

but it's kind of like almost frowned upon right now if you eat it. God bless you. And also I think they're trying to ban it as well. Yeah, there's active groups that are against it. Yeah, for sure. But have you guys ever had it? I'm not having had it.

Don't eat it. I swam, I've never had it. Have you had it? No, I have not. So would you have it? No, because I swam, I've never had it. Have you had it? No, I have not. So, would you have it? No, because I've had, you know, we've had dogs since like I was in third grade. And so, you know, I have.

Yeah, me too. I have, I have, I have a dog too, bro. I have in your house, I never saw dog. No, no, no, I grew up with dog. I don't have one right now. Do you have a dog? We have four. Four. Four, wow.

And then my freezer, we're gonna eat them after the... He's so good. She's so good. Stupid. But I'm a bitch. Yeah, so that dog is not, it's frowned upon. It's heavily frowned upon now, for sure, 100%. Because when I was a kid, I ran into a white dude, right?

And he was working at a gas station by my house. Yeah. And he was an old white dude. And he was in the Korean War. He was a kid. I was in the Korean War, man. That's the best thing I ever had was dog meat. That's what he said. Yeah.

What? No, that was my, another Korean dude. That sounded like, no, yeah, that's what. Yeah, like. Like my uncle's Korean dude, that sound like, no, yeah, like my uncle's eat dog, right? Still? Well, like, they live in a big group and like, abject poverty, so like, sometimes that's just all that's available. Yeah. So, but I mean, like, no judgment, but also like, fucking sad. Yeah. I mean, we, us three, if we were in the jungle, yeah, and we had to survive, yeah.

Who knows what we would eat? Each other, probably each other. Yeah, who's eating who food? Who would you, yeah, who's between us? Oh, gee. Bro, we would probably have to eat Bobbi. I'm like, what?

Why? Just more. What body part would you pick out of it first? More, a little bit more. Sit. Marvel, just say marble This is it on who yeah, you do shit. Do you think Bobby would be delicious though? Yes You really do the marbling on that belly. It's like Toro dude my

Because he eats really great food all the time. Yeah, technically he will scientifically He would taste good because of the faddiness. Yes, it's like a high fat content, even with fish, right? Like the oilier, the better, like get your die. So yeah, you'd be delicious, you'd be toral. But try to get me. I bet your money, you couldn't get me. Like if you were in the jungle,

and I knew that that was, I now know, right? Like we're planning, we're like, yeah, you'll never see me. Yeah, I'm out. You are incredibly strong and squirre. Slythery, he's agile. Yeah, he's really agile. Slythery, that's a fuck, bro.

Yeah, you're agile. Yeah. Slytherin, dude. That's not an awkward fucking class. All right, you wouldn't catch me. And he's really like high-paying tolerant. Like you could fuck him up and he wouldn't really like, feel like he's like a pit bull.

You better kill me, dude. You better kill me because if you, you're not gonna eat me while I'm alive, I'll tell you that right now. Like one time like we were at my family gathering, there was like a fire pit and I swear to you, like his slipper and his foot was melting. And he didn't feel it until I was like,

hey, your foot's on fire. Well, because I've diabetes probably. No, yeah, I can't feel pain. Like the fucking rubber was melting already. I was like, do your fucking. I also got a high threshold for pain. Really? But you know what, I'm also manipulative.

I could be manipulative too. I would turn him. Jay, look at me. I'm like, yes. Yeah. I would turn him. Jay, look at me. I'm like, yes. Yeah. Yeah. I would turn him. We'd be eating you did.

It's like, yes, dude, that's exactly what you're gonna have. Like the movies. Like in the movies, yeah. I'm like, I wouldn't survive. No, but in terms of like not eating ourselves, but if we were in the jungle, right? I mean, what would we eat first, aside from ourselves, you think?

Like what would be your plan? Oh my, the Lord. Wow, pig, you know. Well, because I don't know, it's weird. Like, you make a fire. I can't. I don't know. I don't know.

I wouldn't know where to start. Would I have a lighter? No, no. Okay, no lighter. That's easy to have a lighter. I'm gonna catch it. And I'll oven. Do we have a private chef? No, no. We have no lighter. That's easy to have a lighter. We're gonna catch it and I'll oven. We have a private chef?

We have no lighter. No lighter. No one can start a fire here. Well, I mean, I'm sure that if we lived for multiple days there, and we kept on trying for like, you know, like three, four days, we could figure it out. Yeah, you could also eat like nuts and berries and things that I like. Like that's a thing, like even like a lot of berries, like things that look delicious might be poisonous. That's a thing, even a lot of berries.

Things that look delicious might be poisonous. That's true. We don't even know that. I'd probably just be like, oh, I got these berries, try it out. And then I'm your go-to guy. Whoever may be. I would be the go-to. He would be good because his blood sugar drops real quick.

Yeah, I would have to try. You're not outdoors, you right? What does that mean? You don't go hiking. I've been outside before camping. No, but you don't go camping. No, I'm have to try. You're not outdoors, you right? What does that mean? Like, you don't go hiking. I've been outside before camping. No, but you don't go camping. No, I'm not that guy. Like, he loves daylight saving time.

Like, he doesn't like the sun. Oh, really? Well, you're an outdoors guy? I, I have become a very outdoorsy guy. I hike, I, you know, I like camping. Yeah, I go camping. It's so gross. I've gone camping.

I'm not a regular camper, but I- You have a sleeping bag? I go on incredibly long hikes, like eight camp, too. It's so gross. I've gone camping. I'm not a regular camper, but I- You have a sleeping bag? I go on incredibly long hikes, like eight hour hikes. Oh, God. Okay, very good. Damn. How about you? Well, I like the outdoors.

I don't hike for eight hours. Yeah, yeah. I'll run by the river for like 30 minutes, but do you try to stay out of the sun for your skin? No, I don't. I actually really enjoy being out, like in nature. I was like, yeah, it's... How do you...

Of course, look at skin like that. Well, I did a press run today, so I have makeup on. No, I've seen you before. Wait, wait. We're not in the jungle, but... I... It looks as like... I'm sorry, but...

You do have good skin without makeup, do you? Oh, yeah, yeah. I've seen your skin, then. I appreciate it. It's just pure, isn't it? Well, I'm pale. I said it's pure skin. I'm pale, and then I think it's because I,

so I take a lot of things, because I don't want to get sick for my health. Like, that are good for your skin. Like ginger, turmeric, all that is like, very good for your skin. Yeah. Have you ever lost your voice before you, because I had to do that

and I had to get steroids and my throat. Before, like a set? Yeah. Ooh. Before, like a set, no, I actually have like really strong vocal cords for some reason, I don't know why. Yeah. Like, it doesn't like really crack or it doesn't get very horse for more than a day. How convenient.

How convenient. How about you? I've lost my voice, yeah. But it was a time where I was just, you know, partying, drinking, doing drugs, like, you know, walking the different time in my life. Well, that big show you did a while back, maybe a year or a year and a half ago, yeah, in front of the 30,000, remember you did that?

Was he on the show? Was that 88? I did a Coachella. No, but no, the last show you did, you know, that you were like, I just did 30,000. Was that his show? No, no, no, it was an 88 festival. Okay.

Head and Closet, right? Yeah, yeah. Have you done that? Yeah, head and cloud. So last year, yeah, he's headlined it. No, I didn't headline it. Well, you know, I was like before. But yeah, we, so we did head in the clouds last year. Yeah. How about when I do one of those shows, would you come out and introduce me? You know, what do you mean? Like you go on stage, you're like, yo, stop. Yo, I said, tell me what I'm about to bring up my boy. Okay. Boy, boy, boy, boy, yo, yo, what's up?

I want to do it now. Yo, yo, what's up? Yeah, man, I'm about to bring up my boy. This, right? This N word, you know what I mean? Don't say that. Yeah, yeah. Don't say that on stage. Yeah. I would just say N word. You can't say N word? No, you know what I mean? Don't say that, yeah, yeah. Don't say that on stage, yeah.

I would just say N-word, you can't say N-word? No, you can't say that. Okay, that was down with. All right, this, you know what I've come up with? Why can't, because a white guy called me a ch... He called you, wow. And I go, what do you mean? He goes, well, it's both, I was offended,

but then I was like, thank you, too. Why? Because you got creative, wouldn't you? You got creative, wouldn't you? But yeah, don't introduce me like that, but. But. Don't do any of that. But, what if I had you introduce me, bring me out to the stage, would you be down?

Yeah, we're doing. Okay. I mean, I'll be honest with you, when I promoted that movie with Henry Lau, yeah. What movie was this? I, it was a cooking one, right? You're a cooking movie. Yeah.

I never saw it. This wasn't the XX, the Vindiesel thing. No, it was Michelle Yao, wasn't it? Okay. It was a cooking thing. Okay. I was in Thailand. It was an Asian movie.

I think so, yeah. Okay, okay. I don't remember. Yeah. Final recipe? That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I remember I got yellowed up because they I spent six weeks in cooking class.

And at the end, I couldn't still make a omelet. So they had to get me a hand or somebody to do it for me. Oh, they had to just stunt them. That stunt them. That's what they did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I don't know how to do it. My point is is that I did to promote the movie,

I did it in career-tongued with Henry. Yeah. But the problem is they brought him up first, and then they brought me up. And so when they said my name, no one could hear it because they were still cheering for Henry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, so, probably, and then they couldn't hear me.

So, and people didn't even know who I was. I looked like it was, I was a handler. I thought. Why do you think I felt when I was in K town, which you wrote? That's right. That's right. That's exactly how I feel. You're my handler, bud.

I'm kidding, I love you, dude. I think you're so talented. That big bright future. I love you, too. Thank you, thank you. You think of it? Is this it? Is this really it?

You and everywhere. Oh, this was K-Con. Oh, snap. Oh, 10, this is 10 years ago. I hosted that K-Con. Oh, wow. Yeah, that, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, this was K-Con. Oh, snap. Oh, 10, this is 10 years ago. I hosted that K-Con. Oh, wow. Yeah, that was it. I hosted that K-Con.

That's crazy. I didn't even know you were there. Bobby, you look so cute. I didn't even look really young. I know, he's gone through a lot in the last. Yeah. Third. That was like 10 years ago, dude.

No, it's 13 years ago. That's 2010. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's 10 years ago. Well, no, 2013, yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's 10 years old. Well, no, 2013. So that is, that's what age does, dude. And you know what, I can't wait for you, fuckers to turn 52. I'm gonna laugh in your face, dude.

You look good for 52. Thank you. Yeah, you do. Also, DDK, Daniel D. Kim, how old? Oh, fuck. 50 something. He looks like he's 50. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is Daniel D. Kim 50 something? Yeah, he is 50. He's older than me. 55, yeah. That's crazy. I mean, all of the sunkang, sunkang. Legs great, brides. Is the sunkang older too? He's my age.

Yeah, yeah. But you know, genetically different. No, I think you're, because you were, when you were younger, when you were a wrestler, you were in high school? Yeah, you look great. Oh, thank you. Oh, that's why you're athletic. You were a wrestler. Yeah, you were. In high school? Yeah, you look great. Oh, thank you. Oh, that's why you're athletic.

You were a wrestler. Yeah, you were. And tennis and every, like, didn't you like skate too? You played hockey. Yeah, he's really agile. Skateboard? Hmm.

No. Now part squared. Skate, ice skate. Oh, I can go backwards. Yeah. Oh, wow. I can go backwards. Oh, you played hockey?

Yeah. Like, when we go to that, I'm to go ice skating. He has his own skates with him. Oh wow look at this. This lobby right here. Oh Dang What year was that 1987 Really yeah, what what year were you born 1986? Yeah, so you're your old say it's more 1987 87 so just right here in this picture Jay's being born Seattle and I'm wrestling, dude. Picking ass to watch.

Yeah, look at that. You're a good looking dude, man. That's tight. Do you really think so? Yeah. You have good genetics. You know what I thought? If I was in high school now, was that luck?

I would think I would have another fart. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No. No, no, no, no. I don't know what to say. No. Oh my God. That sounded like it. Why do you have to do that, man? So, is that for every episode? No, just special for you.

Special for today. I would read an episode. He puts it right into his mouth right after. I would say though, in K-town, this would be a tough Korean do that girls would like. I think. In Korean town? Like a masculine cuffed, yeah, it'd like Korean do that girls would like. I think. In Korean town? Like a masculine cuffed, tough do that.

What's what are you doing? Six years ago. Why? Too high? You see farted on it. It's just that's rotting away right now. It's rotting away! I mean, how do you do it?

I like how you fart into your own mic and you have to speak into it right after. It doesn't do anything to us. It was already inside my body. Okay, yeah, yeah. What am I afraid of? Well, it wasn't on your face, but you ever pongo? I do, of course, but I don't. What do you pongo with?

What do you think his farts sound like, Bobby? Oh, just... Oh, it harmonizes. Yeah, it harmonizes. Woo! What are your farts on like, Nick? Uh, I think it depends on what you eat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You feel they get loud. I've never heard you fart. You never heard her fart. No, I think that guys have like macro flatulence and girls have micro. So like, I don't know how true this is, but apparently girls release it slowly in small, like small bits where guys are more like boom and thunderous and like. Did that sound thunderous when I did? No, no, that was really cute.

It sounded like it was like your ping pong like. Yeah, it sounded like you had to wash your drawers. Right? It's like this for sure. No, I want to see my mom. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't do it. You want to see it? Don't do it. No, I'm not going to do it, but that'll show to you.

I think that picture is enough right now. But are you, how do you guys feel about like partners or girls like farting in front of you? I don't mind it. I think that picture is enough, right? But are you, how do you guys feel about partners or girls like farting in front of you? I don't mind it. I'm curious. I'm more curious. I wish I could have heard all my exes fart, but I missed a couple of exes in different ways.

10 years now, he's never heard me. Never heard of fart. Not once, not even. Have you ever been in the bathroom while she's pooing? No. No, never. No. Wow.

I think I've tried. He's tried. Yeah, I've tried. Yeah, you're trying to barge into the bathroom. Yeah, but she won't let me in. Yeah. Have you seen me poo? That's right. In the back seat of the car. Yeah. Yeah. What? I put in the car couple. Dude, it's one time. This is one time. Can I tell you about that one time? What time? Oh God. Like, so okay, we were at 7-Eleven and-11 and he was like, I'm not gonna make it home. I was like, eat a banana, it's gonna plug it up a little bit or like hard and pook-yat diarrhea.

And instead he like went to like someone's like, front yard and I swear to you, there was like, they had like a rose bush and like a white wall. Yeah. When I'm telling you, he just did like a 90 degree like hip-hinge, like you knew he'd do a room and deadlift

and he just bent his front body and he just sprayed into the wall. Oh my god. And he did a spray and run. Why, but why did you have to spray it on, like you could have just done it on like a bush or something. Like, he's like such an acrobat that way. When a snow leopard,

when a snow leopard has a scene of a little snow leopard in many, many times. Yeah. They, they do a scent on the tree. It's me marking the house. Oh, okay. Okay, you're bad, dude. You're savage, but that's, wow.

I get, you know, like just pooing outside in itself, I would be like, feel bad, but like, you're right on some of this wall. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you never put your pants before? Yes, you have. I probably have, but, No, you have, young.

Not probably, no, as an adult. As an adult, no. You've never put your pants as an young. No, you have, not probably. No, as an adult. As an adult, no. You've never put your pants as an adult. No, no, no, no. Have you? I have. As an adult? Yeah, but a long time ago.

Okay. It's a long time ago. Yeah. Well, maybe I was very fortunate to find bathrooms, like, I don't know. I don't know. So humble, so humble, man. You're so humble, dude.

I don't know, maybe I was just very fortunate. Yeah, Bobby, could I get you to go to Korea next year? That'd be fire, bro. Thank you, Shed. I would love to have you. Let's go together. It would be my pleasure. You would love it.

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, but don't let it be something you just say. No, no, no, let's go. Make it happen. You set out of time like, hey, what's this month? And then I'll, let's do it. You'll come with me. Yeah, like I will go with you.

One week or one, a week and a half or something. Let's do this. That's too long. A week, a week. That means or something. Let's do this. That's too long. A week. A week. That's too long enough. One week then, one week. One week.

Five days. Okay, five days. Five days. Not including travel. Five standard days. But you lose two days going there. Are you nervous? You lose a whole day.

Is there a little bit of a... I'm nervous about like day three. I'm gonna be like, all right, we went to the toy store again. I don't wanna go to the toy store again. Are you on-comfortable? Are you nervous about like how three, I'm gonna be like, all right, we went to the Toy Store again. I don't wanna go to the Toy Store again. Are you on-comfortable? Are you nervous about like how uncomfortable you might be though? Having to face your kind of culture and identity, you know?

I think there's a little bit of a fear there in your eyes that I see. Yeah, I have shame. Shame? Yeah, I've shame that I'm not Korean enough. You feel that? Yeah, I feel like I said, I grew up in such a white area that I tried to be as white as I could.

And it's only when it came to LA where I was like, oh, there are more Koreans here. And then I started to try to acclimate myself, but maybe it was too late to develop that. Can you relate to that, Gil? A little bit. And when you go back to the Philippines? No, I feel, I don't know, I feel comfortable there.

I feel it's a little different. I think it's different. I think it go back to the Philippines? No, I feel comfortable there. I feel it's a little different. I think it's different. I think it's uncomfortable for the first few days, but when you break through that, you're like, okay, now I've arrived. Because that feeling kind of comes in you, not me. I look weird. I'm not saying that I'm ugly.

I like the way I look. I wouldn't change anything about me. Yeah. When I look in the mirror, I go, yeah. That's it. There's Korean Koreans that look like you there. I saw four Bobby Lee's out there. Last trip.

He's not going to like that. That's not a selling point. Now, but he's not going to like that. He wants to be one of a kind. They don't dress like that though. They don't dress like that, but I did see four. I just, she's that look. I swear.

Like if I threw a beanie on them, it'd be like, it'd be crazy. It'd be crazy. No, but it would look awkward out of them though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hold it well. Yeah. I could, it just looks like you. Yeah.

No, but to be honest though, when I first went to Korea or started living there, it did, I did kind of have like a sort of like identity crisis, like cultural shock type thing. Yeah, yeah, and also it's like, because I couldn't speak the language very well, I didn't know the culture very well, so everybody kind of teased me about that.

But then once I learned it, and just kind of learn like the history of Korea, like why our parents came over here for opportunity. And, you know, I feel like you're a very good example of being Korean as, you know, to be honest. Like, how long did it take you to finally feel like, okay, like? To be honest, like, like, yo, like, I know I'm super,

I was always proud to be Korean, but like, just to figure out or to find out how much the country went through and our people went through our out how much the country went through and our people went through, our parents went through, grandparents went through, for us to just be able to even fuck around and talk and make a living off this and not worrying about like dying or like starving. That shit is crazy to me,

to see how long we've come in just like a hundred years. So that makes me like super proud, you know? Let me ask you, you said people are making teasing you in career, right? But like if people are teasing me out there, I don't know how offended I would be because I think as an American, when I first went there,

I felt kind of like superior in a way. You know what I'm saying? I felt like I'm just saying, I'm just being completely honest. Yeah. What is this? What is this? This side lip?

The side lip. I'm just saying, there was that kind of a superiority, superiority complex that I was like, okay. Well a lot of Filipinos feel that way to going back to the... Well, I think it's because... And that changed, obviously. Like being in the US, you feel like, there's like this, you're kind of brainwashed to feel like your,

oh, it's like the US is the shit and everything here is better than everywhere else. And then you feel how entitled when you go. Right. That makes sense, yeah. I mean, the world has gone so much more global now, I guess. I feel like when you just grow up here and only know here and don't experience other cultures, you're just ignorant to other cultures

and how good things are there. Yeah, come with us, Bobby. I will. I realize why I don't want to go. Why? And this is the truth. OK, be honest, yeah. Is my comedy is wild for here.

Yeah. I wonder what, like even me farting here twice. Heated it. He's covered in my, I mean, they're frightened out of the, they're with, they're on their phone like, I don't know where we are. I don't know where we are.

That's my point. It's like, so what I'm saying is, I think I don't know where we are. I don't know where we are. That's my point. It's like, so what I'm saying is, I think I'm way too much for that. But they don't understand it. Are you afraid of not being funny there? Yes. Are people not laughing? That's my thing.

That's my thing is. Right, I don't know how to be funny in Korea, dude. No, but I think you know, like even though you can't speak Korean, you know enough Korean to be funny in Korean I feel like you know there's no way I know six seven words try your best career right now Far jokes working career. I mean like if I if I was in career if I was on P-Sick and I was like and I farted like with that I mean they would be like what the fuck but it would be shocked it would be shocking

Yeah, it would be shocked like in America. I've gotten completely naked And it's folks on stage in sort of a packed white room It would be shocking, yeah. It would be shocking. But like in America, I've gotten completely naked. And it's on stage in sort of a packed white room. Well, I don't give a fuck. I don't, I don't. If I did that there, I'd do put me in cups. Yeah, you would get a red. Not being North Korea.

Yeah, so. It would ship me to North Korea, dude. Yeah, you can't do drugs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No drugs. No drugs. Not drugs. I'd just get naked.

I think. If I walked through, look at my gochuj. And I think, gochumonjur. I mean, it would be like, get cut at the cops. I don't understand. What? What do you know? What do you know? What do you know?

First of all, you get arrested here too for that. Yeah, you get arrested. No. What? What I showed the inside, the inside of my butthole, the hole, open, in front of 5,000 people in Atlanta, Georgia.

Yeah, yeah. I got five, I got five, $10,000. Wow. Right? But I did it. Was it like it was worth everything? It was worth every dollar. Right?

Right? And then they were like, you can't do that. So I made a loophole. If you come up on stage and you say a word, I'll do it. Like sometimes it was like, you know, Columbine, that was one of the words. Of course. So they're on the stage, Columbine. I would drop, show my ball hold to the perturbed on stage. But I can't do that in Korea.

Yeah, they would, they Yeah, they would be bad. Yeah, but why would you want to do that? I wanna do, here's what you want to do. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. All these social rules that people fucking have laid down, they're just somebody else's fucking ethics and value system, right?

What I'm saying is that I wanna be purely free, dude. I agree, and I think that's something special about you. See this? Yeah. These are wings. Okay. I want to fly, dude. Why is crooked, but... I know. I'm going in a circle, dude.

Flying in a circle, dude. Well, like comedy is your biggest muscle, and you can't flex it over there. That's your biggest fear. That's what it is. Well, but that's the thing. It's like, if you haven't tried, you don't know yet. Oh, that's true. That's true. try it out get banned and yeah, but J. J. J. J Yeah, you don't think that we have algorithms and we know where my podcast where it does well. Yeah Australia

We're going there. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna kill it there London. Yeah. I'm gonna kill it there. Yeah We look at the algorithms in Korea, not bad. Is there any percentage in Korea? Maybe three guys. Those three guys you were talking about, that looked like me. It's like me and like, what a hush. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's like not.

He's sick and Danny too. It's just two, it's two. I don't say evolved, it's just too much. You be surprised, I went there a few months ago, a lot of people tune in to Tiger Belly. I swear to you. I swear. You swear.

I swear. I kinda named it. If you booked the venue and probably did a live podcast for maybe a thousand people, I think a packet. There's no way. You're gonna bet a thousand people. I swear to you. I believe you.

I promise you. There's comedy shows Danny does. Isn't that in English? Not in English, but in Korean. But I prompt, There's comedy shows Danny does. Not in English. Not in English, but in Korean. But I prompt, there's a lot of people who speak English in Korea too, tons. Maybe they're military base. No, no, no, outside of it too.

Oh. There's a lot of foreigners there now. There's a lot. Yeah, because it's, right now everything is flourishing. So like every single industry is for like fashion, culinary, entertainment, like nightlife, like food and beverage. Like everything is crazy out there. But you're right, though, because if you watch a movie like Old Boy,

yeah, you couldn't make that movie here. Yeah. It's so crazy. Right. A lot of their movies are so crazy. I watch like a wall. They're really like, you know, I mean, they show a lot. That's what I'm saying.

It's very creative. And that's why it's like, they don't have that like, they didn't have, you know, a bazillion dollars to make a huge budget movie. So it's like, they have to work with what they had. I feel like that's what Koreans are really good at. We're making the best,

making the best outcome out of what we have, our circumstances. Wow, yeah. We're hell of a good at that. the best outcome out of what we have, our circumstances. Wow, yeah. We're ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha- ha There I am. There I am. He's right there. It works. He's right there. You have it. No facial hair is crazy. It's weird. Yeah.

Yeah. So they just casted you just to dance around in this? Well, because he's probably like the whole thing. No, JP. No, JP was a fan. No, JP knew I was on Matt TV here. And he was a fan. And he gave me so much money.

He gave you a lot of, he gave you a lot of to be in this. Well, I go, well, I go, well, how many days of work, one day of work, and he goes, I'll fly you in your front, I brought my brother, first class, they put us at the W. Is that still there? Of course. Yeah, yeah. Beautiful at the time.

And then I worked all day, though. And my brother was even, when he was watching me work, he was going, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. There's no breaks. I'm just constantly out there. He's dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm saying. I think the sag rules are something are different. They don't get different. Way different. But I think that's how the industry and it came up so fast. And now we're running shit. Because why everyone else is making regulations, Korea was like, now we're just gonna work through it.

I have some other questions asking. Well you do a Korean accent. Korean accent? Yeah. The funny thing is, I've never heard you English Korean. I can't, I don't think I can even do it. I'd have to call my mom and be like, mom, speaking to the phone, like, yeah, you doing.

Oh, baby. Oh, wait, why is it, I have to be, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like, mom, speaking to the phone. Yeah, you're doing. Oh, Bobby. What, what, why is it, I have to be, oh, no, no, no. What is that? I know, right? I got, uh, call me some fooder. No, that's not, that's not terrible. That was bad.

The worst ever for her. Okay, okay. I think that's the thing that's harder for Korean Americans is to actually try to sound like you're speaking English and broken English. Like, English. It's hard. Even the hardest things for me to pick up was like, you know how McDonald's like, it's

McDonald's right? Right? McDonald's right. McDonald's right. McDonald's right. No, just say it again. McDonald's. McDonald's.

McDonald's. McDonald's. McDonald's. McDonald's. What? Now just say it again. Mech to do naide. Neldel. Mech donnurdu. Mech donnurdu. You're just like, you're like evolving into speaking good English. You're like mech donnurdu. Mech donnurdu. Mech donnurdu.

Mech donnurdu. Mech donnurdu. Mech donnurdu. Mech donnurdu. Mech donnurdu. Mech donnurdu. Mech donnurdu. Mech donnurdu.

Mech donnurdu. Mech donnurdu. Mech donnurdu. Me, this is yours. Yes. This is great. Right. I heard it's great Well, it's premium soju so this is what people yeah, you could of course, you want to try some? Let's do it. Yeah, try some I can't because I'm Know you guys don't drink we don't drink. Yeah Go first. Ooh, that's pure. Is that, yeah, yeah. If you know you're so juicy, I'm sorry.

That's pure. What he does, he does. Okay, all right. You don't wanna eat? No, I can't have any right now. Okay. What does this mean? I'm driving.

Oh, you're driving. She's so by the book. Yeah, I'm so glad. Just even a little, that's great. Yeah. I'm such a rule follower. So what, we're like fully rebellious. Do you J walk? Do you do all of that? No, I mean, it depends. I'm like, if there's like, is it like a three in the

morning, empty street, then maybe? I used to be really bad, but I'm such, I wouldn't steal a candy from a store now. Yeah, like, but I used to steal like tons of things. Oh, me too. That's where all my candy went. After that. But I mean, Bobby, you're free and all this stuff, but I don't think you break like laws and stuff, you know? No, I don't. Yeah, I follow the rules. I follow the rules.

Wait, but there was a stutter there. Oh my God. In what way? Like I don't know a rule you actually follow. I don't think spring died real. Is that illegal? That's a legal. That's illegal for sure.

Public defecation, I think that's illegal. I guess I try to bend the rules. He's always against the great. Like loophole, you try to find loopholes. Yeah, loopholes. I'm trying to change that about myself because I have this thing about it. I've always had it where some,

for some reason, a rules don't apply to me. Like your grandfather didn't. Yeah, I don't know why I have that, but it's like, you know, like, I just don't do the things that people are supposed to do. You think if you look like Jay, you can do, have the same grandfathered in situation.

No, you think it has something to do with that? I think because the way I look and the way I am, or I feel like I'm grandfathered in. What's grandfathered in? What does that mean? Like, I don't know. I don't know. I'm a long time ago before the rules change. You're already. What? I think the reason why is because you've been almost like educating people on who you are for the past 25 years. And that's all. Now people are just. Guys fucking. people on who you are for the past 25 years. And that's all now people are just, guys fucking, it's said. Oh, what? This guy's the, you didn't say anything that profound. Come on, great dude.

What? Yeah, I don't know why I'm mad. So Jay, what else do you want to promote? Where can they get that? They could find it at a total wine and more, is that what it's called? Yeah. Total wine and more.

Yeah. And probably like H. Mart's certain. Everyone in Korea, and everywhere one in Korea. We're in Korea and then we're trying to you know actually Expand in the state so hopefully you'll find it at like every Korean restaurant and just not even Korean restaurant Just every restaurant. Okay, cuz I want to drink it now, but I can't yeah And yeah, I think I came out with a single. It's why why yeah, and I I just became the Gucci global brand ambassador That's a dope fucking sweater and you are talking about diary on the That's a dope ass sweater. Thank you appreciate. What's that what brand is that the green ones a good brand?

What is it? Dom Degas. Oh, yeah, very good very nice looking sharp I know how to catch you off guard putting on put it on Bobby put it on and then hold this bottle too Okay now do your best. I'm in a club You're in a club. You're in a club. You're hearing a Jay Park. You look like you look like some high school at the special Ed kid into the football team Okay Let's get a wrestle you bro Yeah, I told you you could do it in green there you go it looks good on you look good on you

Yeah, I'm in the movie quiz lady. Oh, that's right. Yeah, watch that with Aquafino will Ferrell you said already No, I want to watch it. I get out Oh, that's right. Watch that. With Ocofino, Will Ferrell. You signed already? No, I want to watch it. Is it out? Huh? Is it out? It's out on Hulu. All right, and Disney Plus Korea. Yeah.

So Sandra, Nora, you, Will Ferrell. Who else is Jason Schwarzman? Wow. Wow. And Paul Rubin's last. Shee! Paul Rubin's last. Oh my God.

Last. Last. It's so interesting, you two. That's the piece. I love how you Photoshopped or you took a photo Paul Rubin's last. Shee! Oh my God! Last! Oh my God! Last! It's so interesting, you two. That's the piece. I love how you Photoshopped or you took a photo of the cast and you put it out there. Why wouldn't I want to do that? It's great. It's okay for me to do that, right?

Yeah, it's great. It's great. We're just ready to do it. Check it out. Yeah, but I took a picture. That's amazing. That's amazing, congrats. I want to say something about Sandra O.

Yeah. She's great, I love her. Not just great, amazing. She, I did my first acting job was with her. Oh, she was on a show called RLS on A.C.P. Yeah, I remember, sports agent. Right, yeah. She was so nice to me. And every time I run into her, she always says hi.

Even when I was at my bottom, she was always nice. Sandra, oh, I love you. I feel like doing a scene with her was like a master class for me. I just like learned from her, you know? Yeah, it was crazy. I did it with Cape Lancer. Anyway, um, Oh my God.

Wait, well, movie was Cape Lancer. Borderlands, it's coming out. Oh, okay. It's been like four years in the war. I was going like that. And others, I've done it. I'm gonna write something for you to be a lead in. Well, you know what, that pitch that you had me for me

in Nora, that was a good idea. That was a good idea. Yeah, you didn't. You know, if you pull through for me in that way, what? Some good things will happen for you. What are you the Godfather for? No, just spiritually.

I really feel it. Okay, I do have a favorite ask you. So what is the favorite? No, I know what the favor is. I'll have a favorite to ask you. What is the favorite? No, I know what the favor is. I'll tell everyone what it is now. Oh man, that's the answer. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I'm gonna say it in front of everyone. No. Ask the favor, ask the favor. No, I need them to be a guest on a new thing. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Okay, cool thing. You know what I'm gonna do.

But why did I say no the other night? Because something happened, you and I. I don't want to remind you. Yeah. Okay, cool thing. You know what I'm gonna do it. But why did I say no the other night? Because you were, it's something happened, you and I. I don't want to remind you. Yeah, yeah, remind me. What was it? What was it? I came from, um, Sash, from that. And I was meeting him at a charging man spot.

Yeah. And I sat down, I was out of breath. He's like, you good. He's like, yeah, man, I've been, you know, I've been working. He's like, congrats on Quiz Lady, you know. I was like, oh man, it's just a small part. You know how it is. And he was like, what do you mean, you know how it is?

Because I said, I wasn't thinking. And I was like, oh, it's a small part, man, it's a small part. You shouldn't have said it, dude. Because now I swear to God, I'm not doing it. Oh, I'm sorry. That's not what I meant. What I meant is, it's just what it is. I'm not a small part. I'm not saying. I'm not doing it. Oh, I'm sorry. That's not what I meant. What I meant is like, it's just one of the small parts. I'm not, I'm a scene stealer.

I wasn't referring to you having small parts and you knowing how it is to have small parts. I was just, I ticked small. What? Why did you reveal that? You saying I'm having small parts? Fuck you, dude.

That's a punchline, bro. That's a rap punchline right before. Here we give Jay and John the park a round of applause. Thank you so much for doing it. That was a fun episode. And we talked about a lot. And I really enjoyed it. How'd you guys feel? That was great.

Yeah. Yeah, it was fun. I came here kind of of semi afraid and excited. And I felt like I was going to be laughing the whole time. I just see like Jay's team just taking notes. Okay, we got to edit that out. I'm going in that. And so the, and this was like the most,

like the best impression was like, you were like, yeah, yeah, Bobbi Young is pulling up. I was like, oh, for sure, wouldn't we be at the vegan restaurant? Yeah. And then he just like, because there's a wall and then there's a window. And then when you see the, when he comes to the window,

you can see us. So he was like, oh yeah. Oh yeah. So he disappears after seeing us, but he commits to the bitch, right? Yeah, that's like three, four minutes. It was like a long time. Like I wasn't gonna come.

Yeah, the commitment was, you should see the commitment, I'm like behind a wall going to one. I was like, the more painful for his. That was the funniest shit ever. 2024 Bobby Lee in Seoul. But guys, guys, honestly do. Hold him to it, hold him to it.

I, you know, I love being Korean. I love you guys so much. And you guys, you know, being an old guy, you guys invited me to stuff, it feels good. She. We love you, man. I feel good. Love you too, man.

I love you too, Jay. Love you too, bro. I love you guys. She. All right. We love Tiger Bell. Okay, bye-bye. Peace. مقابلولي طولو بايا مادم طولو بايا

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