TigerBelly - Johnny Knoxville & The Story He Never Told

Episode Date: April 24, 2024

Actor Johnny Knoxville (Sweet Dreams, Jackass) stops by the studio for 1st time and Bobo has an announcement. We chat the man tuck, redheads pain, rubenesque, Alien blood, 16 concussions, and the Hard Breakers monologue. TIGERBELLY LIVE TICKETS New players, start playing with just FIVE BUCKS and get ONE HUNDRED BACK INSTANTLY in Casino Credits. Download the app and use code TIGERBELLY to book your one-way ticket to fun with DraftKings Casino!

Tiger Belly live! Yeah! I'm so... Wow dude. You got me. Why are we amped right now? This Friday, April 26th, there's only a little bit of tickets left. We're probably not going to be coming back for a very long time. It's the best live show you've ever seen in your life.

Please come. April 26th at the Hawaii Theater. We're going to play games. Shames and Lames. Shames or Flames? It's going to be fun dude. Come. April 26th at the Hawaii theater. We're gonna play games shames and It's gonna be fun dude come Kala where can we get tickets you guys can get tickets at tiger belly live calm It's gonna be so fun interactive and Bobby might do a little dance. Yes, Braya improv May 3rd and 4th come check it out You know I mean, I'm gonna work on some stuff and also I have some people coming out to see me You know that right dude. Those Brea shows are really fun. They're fun, yeah, yeah.

But you know what I mean? Some people wanna come out to see me, maybe do a special. Wow. So you gotta come check it out, you know what I mean? And laugh your head off so I can get to do a special. Everyone be there. You need everyone's support. I need everyone's support, come.

I mean, there's only 40 tickets left. Then show up. Yeah, so check out. It's two weeks away. It'll be one of those 40. Be one of the 40. Yeah. Okay, so check out. It's two weeks away. It'll be one of those 40. Be one of the 40. Yeah. Okay, bye.

Bye. Well, I'd like to make an announcement. My first announcement I'd like to make is that I'm out. Out of what? I'm just trying to find a number. I'm just trying to find a number where I can get out. You understand what I'm just trying to find a number. I'm trying to find a number where I can get out. You understand what I'm saying? You mean like get out of the game? The game.

I'm going to make enough money. You're good at the game. Pretty good. I'm like more of the, you know, I'm like the Michael Naismith. Jordan probably is. I thought you should have just said Jordan. I would try to come up with a different athlete than Jordan. It doesn't work.

But it doesn't work because I don't know any other Michael Owen. Michael Owen. Michael Owen. He was a soccer player for Liverpool. Yeah. But once I get to a certain amount of money, and people are gonna be like, where'd he go?

I'm gonna shut it all down. I'm firing CA, I'm firing my manager. I'm saying it right now. I'll never see you guys again, right? Wait, you're firing us too? Yeah, you're fired. We're fired? Yeah, you're fired.

And I'm going to live on a mountaintop, and I'm gonna have a garden. Oh yeah, arugula. There's more, there's more, there's more. Do you like it that much? There's more, arugula. Juh. That's a no high. There's more. There's more. There's more. Turtips. Carrots. Tomatoes. Do you like? And tomatoes. Okay. Okay.

Pithato and potato. Oh I like this. Both. I'm gonna get both. And I'm going to have animals. A dog. Some cats. Three. They'll be in my freezer, they'll be dead. But they'll be there. There we go.

Okay, and I will get out and no internet, no wifi. No wifi at all. Why do you want this? I just, you know, I'm just tired of it. I'm tired of all the, all of it. The criticisms, you know, people's judgment, and I'm done. I've had enough, I just queefed out of my mouth.

I apologize. Sometimes, Duke, men don't have vaginas. We do not. So we queef out of our mouth. Yep, that's what a burp is. That's what a burp is, exactly, dude. And I'm no doctor, but welcome. Please sit.

We started already because I have an announcement to make. Here's an announcement. Oh, no. Yeah. Today, this morning- Should I withhold this gift before or after the announcement? After the podcast, maybe. I'm officially-

Why? I'm officially resigning from life. He's getting out of the game. Until I make a certain amount, I have a number that I'm gonna reach. What's your nest egg amount? Yes, this is a good question. I'm not gonna say it online.

No, what's your neck? No, your nest egg. What's a nest egg? I don't have a bird. It's like the amount that you have in your head to be like, okay, I now, I've made that. Okay, you bleep this out. Well, bleep it out.

Oh wait wait that's a good that's I know that's a decent nest egg that's around my nest egg yeah it's so expensive to live I don't think that that's an okay but why do you want to get out it wants to work forever yeah it's like retirement is imminent right? So is death. You guys want to work forever? I don't. I want to work at what I choose what I work at. Oh that is true. Because retirement like they study show up with people who officially retire they actually die sooner because their brain isn't working. They break their hip. Choosing completely being able to choose exactly what you work at. I'm not even understanding what word you're saying because I'm not even listening to you

right now. Okay. That's why you don't understand. That's why I don't understand. I don't even understand what word you're saying because I'm not even listening to you right now. Okay. Listen. That's why you don't understand. That's why I don't understand. I don't understand it because I'm not listening. My point is that... Listen. No, you listen. I'm tired of listening. I got a gift for you.

He's out of the game. It's going to make you unresign. Oh, can we turn it around? What would turn it around actually? He doesn't even know this brand so it's not like he's going to think it's special. Okay, give me the brand. I got you something from DS Durga. Oh, wow. I have their colognes.

Which ones do you have? You do know the brand? I have six of their colognes. Okay, I have the latest. He has the whole lot. I know, but this is their- No, they have a lot. They have their latest release.

Give it to me. If you have this one, I'm gonna be so mad. Does it smell like tennis balls? Cause I have one that smells like tennis balls. Wait, no. Did you get the pasta water? No, not pasta water. Wait, what? I got one that was unknown. It's called like unknown or something. It smells like tennis balls. What's it called again, Klyra?

One of them is, this one is called Gato Black, I think. It's their latest release. Gato Black? I love Gato Black. Ian Edwards wears this. The Ghetto Black. I love Ghetto Black. Ian Edwards wears this. The Ghetto Black. This is called Blackout. Oh Blackout. Yeah yeah. But let's see this this right here. This branding by the way. Amazing. I've never heard of this brand. It's great. T.S. Durga? Yeah. They have one in Venice. Oh they do? Yeah. I got it for you in New York. How's the Ghetto Black? The best one they have one they have this is so isn't it so good

This is the best black cherry and a bunch of like other this is the best one they've ever had. I Love it. I love it. I was hoping you wouldn't like it so I could take it back. I love it I like that move. I love it. It's a great brand. It's a great brand and they have great smells I don't know what is what I have. I don't know what. I'm wearing it right now. It smells like brand new tennis balls. It's my favorite.

No, there's another one. I think they only have it in candle form. It's called Parquet Leather. What's the green one? Oh, pistachios, just okay. It's okay, yeah. Where'd you go? Which one did you go?

I have Radio Bombay up stairs. Oh, that one's a great one. I have one upstairs. The baser is the, I think the fig one. I have the baser too because it's a Pixie song. Whoa, steamed rainbow? So they have one. I have one upstairs. The basser is the, I think the fig one. I have the basser too, because it's a Pixie song. Whoa, steamed rainbow? So they have one scent called Pasta Water. They also have a really good one is the Parquet Leather.

Yeah. Anyway, yeah, well let's- Oh, I have Rose Atlantic. The DS Endurgo, very good smells. Sponsor us guys, if you want to be on there. This is great. They're so rich. They don't need us.

You need us. They're killing it. You need us. This company is killing it. I got him, I got him, I got him. Oh, need you need a killing you need a hill need us you need us I'm telling you someone's I got him. I got him. I got him. Oh It's very good people love it Let's go. All right, we go. Let's make it quick cuz it's pretty hot in there. Okay. Anyway, three. So hey, welcome to What's the call Tiger Belly? Yeah, the podcast that I that Kalani and I started many years ago and it was remarkable We're still doing it and what a miracle. It's great We've gone through waves and tribulations ups and downs and side to sides, but you know, we've had great guests we've had

George Lopez Right. He was on it. Yeah, David Spade Judd Apatow. We've had some people right? Yeah, but this guy this guy never thought I would ever get so check it out. All right. We've had with his buddy What's his name Steve? Oh, yes, remember with his new teeth. Yeah, it's fucking creepy. But anyway, I love him though What a good guy. So what I want to say is so I did a movie Called sweet dreams that he was the star. He kills it in the movie and it's about recovery and obviously, you know from all the jackass movies and other films and etc etc etc etc etc etc all right how about a round of applause

for johnny noxville everybody give a round of applause everybody thank you there is johnny johnny johnny johnny johnny sit here john Come here, man. Did you know you were inside a porta potty? I did know and I was just thinking how hard it would be to get the rest of the cast. There's trust is at all time low. You live near here. I know this. I used to live right down the street. Oh really? For a little bit.

Oh, talking to a little bit. Oh, I can talk you through that. But now I live like 12 minutes from here, but I was a minute from here. But you live by Santino, because he tells me he sees you. Santino? Andrew Santino, you don't know Andrew Santino?

Of the Temecula Santino. I love the fact that you don't know Andrew Santino. He's on Dave, he's my other podcast partner on Bad Friends. Oh. The redhead. Still not. Oh, wait, let me, let me. Let me.

Keep this in. Keep this in. I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it. The redhead. I love it, I love it, I love it. Do you know any redheads? My old assistant Megan was a redhead. Okay, okay, good, good, good, there we go. So you're any redheads? My old assistant Megan was a redhead. OK, good, good, good.

There we go. So you're not against them? No, no, no, no. Even though they supposedly don't feel pain like everyone else. Really? I read that. Anytime I read something about a redhead,

I'll send it to Megan. Wait, that is a real condition, though, that I learned through some book I read a long time ago, where some people really don't feel pain. And I always thought you guys were part of that pack when Just Jackass in general just through all the things you put your body through. Do you guys feel pain? I feel pain I just don't care about it Yeah, it's like I think when I was molested it's gonna Yeah, yeah.

I didn't care much. Thanks for drawing that correlation, Bobby. Well, I'll stop there. But the reason why you don't feel pain, because you know it's for entertainment. Well I feel pain, I just, I don't, it's just part of it. I'm trying to do something and that's's part of it, and that's it. Right. Well, because you, but also, must be like,

people are watching it, they're gonna, especially when you're doing the movies, so you're headed, you're like, this is painful, but it's gonna look great on screen. Yeah, that would be great. I'm just trying to get the bit, what we're doing, whatever, the prank or the stunt, it's just. I know, I get it, I get it.

And then, yeah. You're kind of a stunt man, do you remember when you blew both of your knees out trying to dunk? Yeah, yeah. And you did it. I did it, yeah. What size of goal was that?

That's a honest question. That's a hidden slam, though. What do you mean by that? It was, I did a game show with Keegan, you've worked with Keegan before. Yes. Michael Keegan. He's great. He's good, he's good, not great.

But, no, he's a great guy. He's very talented. And I did a game show with him and Rob Gronkowski. It was like a sports show. And I blew my knees out because I had to do stunts and stuff. But it's, you know, but of course when I'm doing it, it hurts, but I'm like, there's a live studio audience. And I know that, you know, it's on whatever, CBS or whatever,

so you know people are gonna watch it, so you kind of endure the pain. So you had to have surgery, or you twisted your knee, or what? No, I never. No, I'm just trying to get the, No, no, I know, I know. Yeah, you conflate things every now and then, Bobby.

Just a smidge, just a smidge. What does conflate mean? Exaggerate, exaggerate. Sure, okay fine Johnny. I did not have surgery. I went to the hospital, I got checked out. My left knee blew up. Yeah, blew into a ball, like a ball.

And then it's kind of, now it creaks when I walk but it's like, the pain's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well that's good. Now, but I know I wasn't, it wasn't a slam because I know you were an athlete in high school. He's turning the art, I love it,

this is how talented he is. Yeah. See what he's doing. He's doing this. He's uh. You're good. He was, he was an athlete. A wrestler.

He's surprised. How do you know this? That's all you talked about on the movie. Yeah, he's like, hey, he come up, he's like, hey, you wanna wrestle? I'm like, I'm just preparing for a scene right now, but maybe we can wrestle later. Hey, you wanna hook up collar and elbow? Well, maybe later, Bobby.

Okay, okay. But no, you competed how many years? In wrestling? Middle school and most of high school. At what weight? And that's not as light as him? 98, 105. Wow.

What? That's like not a small amount? 98, 105. Wow. What? That's like not even Adam weight. Yeah, that's light. That's incredible. I was little then. Listen, everyone listening, okay? When they see me on screen or whatever, right? And they go, look at how fat he is, right?

I did this to myself. That's who I genetically, I genetically, I'm that guy. That's great. Did you, Could you have wrestled in college? No. I did math. No, but if- They don't like it. College doesn't like it. If you didn't run into those problems, could you have wrestled in college?

Like think D3 maybe, walk on even. Okay, let me throw this out. If I had dedicated my life to it like I did comedy, then yes. Cause I know a lot of these guys on my team, during the summers are like, no we went to wrestling camp. You know what I mean, where I was just like,

blowing guys and smoking weed. You know what I mean? Classic, classic. You and me both. In that order by the way. You know what I mean? The blow first. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause I don't like the flavor of weed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because I don't like the flavor of weed. You know what I mean? So I like beer. So you taste it with weed? Yeah, yeah, I taste it with weed. That's wild. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, so everyone would do weights

and train on off season, and I was just partying. But if I dedicated maybe, I think so. My brother especially. My brother was amazing. He would have gone like D1. Yeah, he would have gone for sure. He went to state, he was supposed to win it. But anyway, I also play tennis.

So I was born athletic, because my dad's athletic, but I just decided to do this to my own body. Well, you did a great job. Did you play sports? Baseball. That's right, you're so good at this. So we did a movie called Sweet Dreams. Let me ask you a question because I've talked to the director a couple of times. Have you fucking seen it yet? I'm going to see it. Oh. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm going to have an aneurysm. Stop, stop, stop. Just stop, stop. Everyone stop for a second, okay. People I respect have seen it, really enjoyed it,

and I just have anxiety watching myself sometimes, so. But to everyone who's worked so hard on it, I know I'm gonna watch it. It's just, it's a lot. Johnny, I wanna say, Sweet Dreams was the first movie I've ever seen with me in it. Really? Yeah, every movie I've ever been in,

I do the red carpet, but I won't do the movie. I can't watch it on, you know what I mean? I've watched two probably things in my life, Reservation Dogs and Sweet Dreams. And I have to say, and I was there because I brought a date, no offense, but I brought a date. No offense.

She's my ex, you know, we dated for 10 years. Oh, okay, I was wondering the dynamics here. But long broken up. Two years old. He's dated like 20 sins, and each time he says no offense. Two, I'm a Christian, what the fuck you talking about? Each time he's like no offense, as if I didn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're fine, we're fine. Nuntaken, just say, nuntaken then. I did. Okay, well there we go. Are we sure? Should we step out, fellas? This is what this is. We do this all the time.

So anyway, so I go, you know, I turn to my date and I go, I'm gonna watch this one. She's like, oh, well that's not weird. I go, yeah, I've never done this before. Sat there, and I think the reason why was because Josh Brolin and all these guys came in, and I just was like, I have to stay almost. Like the pressure of leaving would be weird, I think.

Because I was already sitting there, and A'sha is there, A'sha was like, what's up? You know what I mean, I was like, you know what, I'm gonna man up and watch it. And I have to say that it was so pleasantly surprised by it, especially by your performance. Oh, well, thank you. No, I want to give you some compliments.

Well, I... Let's do this? Let's do it? Just let me do it. Just let me do it. He's so complicated. I know, I know. Wait, when did you guys first meet?

I'm trying to understand this relationship. He doesn't know. I know, but he doesn't know. Interesting. You're probably correct. Bobby, I've been hitting the head a lot, so he I know but he doesn't know You're probably correct Bobby I don't hit in the head a lot. So I know so let me add all right before we get into sweet dream before we Get into this you have made me cool

Because my my son is like You know Bobby Lee. I was like yeah. Yeah, I did a movie with them Yeah, and he loves you so psyched. I'm here today. Well, tell him I said hello and I'd love to have lunch with you guys one day, okay? Okay, well, no, just a little, if you have a picture or something you can sign.

I could FaceTime him right now. I'll do whatever you want. I'll FaceTime him. FaceTime him. How do you feel about the constant touching? I've gotten used to it. It's a little unsettling in the beginning, but it's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

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So I'm like, nope. And then they'll show me a picture of me with that person. I see, I see. I just don't, I am terrible with that. Where did we first meet? Let's cut to the chase. We didn't meet, but I walk by you. That's not the same. Oh, wow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. And I tried to meet you, but I didn't feel like the timing was right. Oh, that doesn't count. It does count. It does count, I'll tell you why. Wait, you didn't know?

Where did you? All right, I think this will be better. Yeah. All right, so it was at Chelsea Lately's rap party thing. Oh. Okay. Okay, you were standing next to Allison Janney. Mm-hmm.

She was there, right? And I turned, Allison said hi. I go, hi. And we,, Allison said hi, I go hi. And we, you and I locked, I thought, but I'm so small, you probably didn't see me. Right? And you went, oh hey, and I went, you know what I mean, and that was the kind of the interview.

But was there a formal introduction? No, no, no, there wasn't none. But we acknowledged each other. Yeah, our presence, which is better, I guess. Our souls met and said, Winked, and then... Okay, well, that was a fine first meeting. That was a fine first meeting. Yeah.

And then when I legitimately met you was the first day we shot together on the movie. God, I walked into that and it felt like everyone on the set had been together, had been shooting for three weeks, and I was the new guy. And, uh... Well, I'll tell you why that was. Everyone just instantly gelled.

You gelled too. We loved you. Well, I, no, I, I, I did, uh, enjoy work. I did like everyone, uh, generally. I just, I think my character was kind of the odd man out and I felt, and I have social anxiety anyway, so. But I'll tell you why you had to be like that. Not that we even felt any, we didn't, but what I'm gonna say is there were some heavy scenes

and I remember turning to you a couple times and going like, oh my God, you're fucking amazing. Or like I would go, you're fucking killing it. Like this guy, I'm telling you, this movie movie is number one I don't know if it's funny it's supposed to be a comedy but you know what I mean about what it is great promotion Bobby has a very special way of promoting all movies he said

like everyone is just like I don't know if it's this I don't know if it's this, I don't know if it's that, I'm terrible in it. No, I'm not saying, no, I was great in it. Okay, for what? Yeah, so for once I'm gonna say, I'm gonna, everyone in the room, I walked out of that going, yeah. Now, Drugs Tour June, we'll see. I didn't feel that. You were great in it.

You saw it? You were great in Drugs Tour June. Okay, but with Sweet Dreams, I went, this is what I like. You know what I mean? I go, oh, that's a muscle. You know what I mean? That's something I did. You know what I mean?

But what the movie is, is heartfelt. It really is. It really got me a couple of times where the whole tone of the movie is just like, it just feels right on bar with what a recovery movie should be. And there are scenes in there where, I swear to fucking God, dude, that were like,

oh, this is a war performance. Wow, thank you, Bobby. And so, well, so what we're grabbing ass, because I've known Theo for what, 20 years? I've known Mo for forever, all these guys. Shakewell had done our podcast before, right? So it's known Mo forever, all these guys. Shakewell had done our podcast before, right? So it's like, I knew all these guys. So I guess, you know what I mean? It made, Dumb Founders, my best friend, one of my best friends. So I guess when you came

on to the set, because we all kind of knew each other, that's what you were feeling. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's it. But you killed it in that movie. Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. And you've heard good things or no? Yeah, I've heard a lot. I've heard good things. Yeah, I've heard really good things. Yeah, so it felt genuine because I think a lot of the Crew isn't was in recovery a lot of the cast it was From the ground up so that that scene in the movie where we're at that big AA meeting,

you know what I mean, with all the men and everyone in there, because when I watched it back in the theater, everyone in there were people that I'm like, oh, yeah, that guy's in the program. Like there was a lot, you know, and it was the first scene of an A movie or a recovery movie where I went. Oh, that's believable. Usually when you see it, it's like an A meetings in a gymnasium movie or a recovery movie where I went, oh that's believable.

Usually when you see it, it's like an A meetings in a gymnasium and the chairs are in a circle, right? And it's fucking weird, like it doesn't feel authentic. But this movie, there were scenes in there, like some scenes with you and Jay, Jay kills it too. Yeah. More, where I'm like, oh that's what it looks like as a sponsor, Sponsi. You know?

It felt real to me. Like, oh, I've done that before. And no offense, I heard Jay has gotten into shape these days. You, bro. Right? Is that right here correct? Yeah. In the movie, he looks like the blob from X-Men.

No, dead on. His head attaches to his torso, there's no neck. It's just fat. Oh, not from muscles. No, it's like his face was melting onto his body. Is that too harsh? No, he was rather Rubenese. Yeah, Rubenese.

And then at the premiere he he looked like a lost 200 pounds. Wow. He looked great. Yeah, yeah. But it's a great, and I hope, so you did Fallon, right? Yeah. Did you lie to him and say that you saw the movie on Fallon? Nope, he didn't ask.

Oh, he didn't? I never lie if they ask me. Right. And did you lie in any other? promotions most of the time Yeah, like during that press day you must have there was a lot No, it was fine. Yeah, I don't I don't you know, I don't recall most things

Why you're not a drug addict. I know I just... You're a bright guy. I'm a little Mercurial. Tell me what that means. I don't know, I like that word. What is Mercurial? Spacey. Oh, you're, me too. Aloof. No, aloof is different.

Am I aloof? No, you're so far from aloof. You're the opposite. It's so funny how you've used that term to describe yourself and I'm like, there couldn't be anyone less aloof. Aloof is someone who is like not engaging, someone who's a little bit like out of touch with what's their surroundings. Yeah me. No. Like I don't know what's going on now. No you're- I'm out of touch now. You're

the Tasmanian devil, you're pure chaos. Oh that's good. Yeah that's good. Yeah. That's good, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so you're mercurial. Mercurial. Mercurial. Bot-torial. You're mercurial. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But you're invested into the situation, like whatever, when I've been around you, you're very invested.

Let's get into it. What the fuck do you mean, man? It means you're not aloof. Like you actually care. Yeah, yeah. But what do you mean you care? You just like, I just felt like you were like, your role?

No, I care, I just, it's. Okay, that's not, that's okay. No. Are you, because I'm on medication, do you do that or not? I did, after my last concussion, I just, my my last concussion, my mind fell off a cliff,

and I had to go on antidepressants for about a year. Wow. Yeah. How many concussions have you had, do you think? 16. Wow. So, but the last one was the brain hemorrhage, and it just, it changed me.

And... Well, that wasn't like, that was a real like TBI then, like a brain injury for real. Wow. And so, yeah, just over, it happened December 2020. During the shoot for the last movie, Jackass movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

And by, by May, it was just steadily downhill. But I got, luckily, I got on antidepressants and it really turned me back around. Did it just go dark for you? Did things just start to look like grim and like depression, that kind of stuff? Yeah, yeah. Truce of thoughts, just everything was just piling up.

I was drowning. Yeah. And no matter what people said to me, they couldn't break my into my false reality. Yeah. Wow. So it was just your brain plays tricks on you sometimes. Wow. And mine was really playing tricks on me and but yeah thank

God you know I'm then eventually I got off the antidepressants and I was waiting for the shoe to drop but I'm like I'm I'm good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow. How do you know this? You're on medication, how did you feel like you were getting better? All the symptoms I had that I was just describing. You're slowly. I slowly came back to reality

and realized all the things that I thought were happening weren't happening. Wow, what the fuck? You know? Wow. And then I was in Italy with my girlfriend and I was waiting for my medication to arrive and it just kept getting lost in customs. And so. Oh shit.

Oh my God. And I was like, oh, I guess I'm off my medication now And then I was you know, you're a little anxious. Yeah, but then I was I was like, you know, I feel just fine Wow, that's good. Yeah, it's not my experience getting off at all, no, like I Thought that I could just Cold turkey my meds, but this was in high school.

And I got off my Zoloft for a couple days and I ended up in a BHC in a psych ward. Are you supposed to taper off of it? Yeah, you're supposed to taper off like slowly. But maybe for this particular one, it was like especially important that you taper slowly and I didn't, like I'm done. And yeah, it backfired a lot

because all the stuff just came back with like a fury and I was a little bit confused even. Yeah. Yeah. Well, like me, like for my medication, I was taking them every day. And then I realized like there were days where I was just sitting at home and I was like, maybe I shouldn't take it.

So now I just take it when I think I'm gonna need it. But you're still on the Ritalin, right? Yeah, but I take it when like, you know, when I knew Johnny was coming, so I wanna be able to listen and focus on what people are saying and stuff. Oh, okay, well, I thought you were talking about anti-depressants.

No, no, we're just talking medication in general. Yeah, I'm prescribed Adderall for ADHD. Oh, so you do that. Oh, yeah. Yeah talking medication in general. Yeah, I'm prescribed Adderall for ADHD. Oh, so you do that. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember taking some tests after my last concussion. Yeah, yeah. And I took a series of tests and the doctor came in

and was like, do you have trouble paying attention? I'm like, I was like, yeah, I'm like, I can't sit to edit, I can't do anything. And right now, and he goes, I'm like, I was like, yeah, I could, I'm like, I can't sit to edit, I can't do anything. And right now, and he goes, I'm like, why? He's like, cause you scored a 19. I'm like, out of 20? He said, nope, out of a hundred. Wow. Yeah.

What were the tests like? Just, they test you on a, you're staring at this screen and these letters. All right, right, yeah, yeah. But it worked. I didn't do great. Oh yeah, I just, out of honor, I wanna take that test. You should, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I think on Riddle, I'd do okay. I mean. Yeah. Well, if you're on Riddle, then. Right? Oh, no Riddle, take it with no Riddle? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. All right, all right. I mean, I feel like right now I could take it, you know what I mean? Yeah, but Ritalin, take it with no Ritalin? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, got it. All right, all right. I mean, I feel like right now I could take it. You know what I mean? Yeah, but there are times, like sometimes, Johnny, I'm at the comedy store and I'm on Ritalin and comics will be like, what's going on with you right now?

And I go, what do you mean? And they're like, you're here. I go, what do you mean? They go, well, usually in the last 20 years, you're like, you're like, here for five minutes and you've heard my story. And you're like normal. I go, oh, I'm sorry if I did that before. But now I explain to them I'm on medication, this and that, so it does work. Yeah, you can focus on the things that you're doing

and you can focus on the things that you're doing. And then you can focus on the things that you're doing. And then you can focus on the things that you're doing. well that's, I'm sorry if I did that before. You know what I mean? But now I explain to them I'm on medication, this and that, so it does work. Yeah, yeah, you can focus and you're not hovering above, you actually land. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I fucking hate, I hate thinking about 10,000 things

at one time, you know what I mean? So you're not gonna do any more Jackass movies then? Because of your body? Well, I don't know if we'll do another one, but if I did I couldn't do any stunts where I could get another concussion. You know, I can do things. I don't care if I break my wrist or arm or whatever,

no one cares. But I just can't have any more concussions. You guys should have a Korean on it, just FYI. Hey. Diversify. Why diversify have a Korean on it. Just f.r.a. Hey Versa find you I would I would uh Bobby yeah, say no more. I Would literally do it. You're gonna wish you had it really Well, do you want okay? Okay? Go ahead. Do you?

Want like the half experience of being in Jackass or do you want the full experience? What I want to do is I want to be able to, I want the full experience. What does that entail? Okay, here's the one. I don't want to be. You're treated like a cast member. Yeah, I want to be treated like a cast member.

Okay. What does that mean though? What the fuck does that mean? It means like you usually, sometimes we have guest stars and we let them do their thing and they're not targeted. Right? All right, right, right, right.

If you want the full experience, yeah, yeah. It's not a definite you'll be targeted, but it's or a definite anything would come of it, but you'll be treated like everybody. I feel like that would work for you. He's sort of a thrill seeker. Yeah.

Like he would be okay being electrocuted. Or I saw something that never, I don't think ended up on the shows. I think Wee Man or Jason or something showed it to me, but it was like Chris Pontius, maybe we have to cut this out because it's crazy. He is outside on a like lawn chair and he's jerking off. Oh, that was at my house.

Oh, now we know the location. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Got the location. Was that your house? Yeah, he was jerking off and then he was about to come and he started chasing people around. Like that's sort of a real house. I'm sorry, that was at Tripp's house.

Oh, that Tripp's house. Were you there? I was. There's two incidents. I was, there's two incidents. There's two incidents. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The first one was, you're talking about, I believe, is for the Playgirl Pony issue. Maybe, I don't know, I just, I remember. For Jackass, he had a full erection, right?

Yeah, full erection. Big dick. That was the first, yeah, he's. Bigger than yours? He's packing the lumber, oh yeah. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Um, it's like a walking stick full of bagels. He, I had a broken ankle at the time, so he finished all over himself and he decided he wanted

to give people a hug. So he's chasing me. And that is the most frightened I ever was on Jackass. He gets right up, he almost got me, and something shiny catches his eye that way and he takes off that way. I was like, thank God. Wow.

Because he's strong too. Yeah, and there was a lot of cum. I have a question about cum. We're professional. Science alert. Yeah, we have it. Like though this is something I never really considered before, are men afraid of each other's cum then?

Well, it's, yeah. Because I- Yeah, I think I- I don't want, I mean I like my pros, but I don't want the cum. I'll tell you what I'd rather have on my body. Okay. I'd rather have, you remember Aliens the blood?

Yeah. I'd rather have that on my body. Oh, I'm more scared of blood, but like- No, but it burns through metal, their blood? Yeah. I'd rather have that on my body. Oh, I'm more scared of blood, but like, it just seems so- No, but it burns through metal, their blood. Yeah. In Aliens. It just seems so like alkaline.

Watch the movie, dude. Yeah, yeah. But like, I wouldn't be afraid of like, my friend's like, discharge. Like, well. Well, that's too Easter egg. You have a very healthy outlook in relationships. So cum is scary between men.

Okay, if she had that discharge, and she had it all over her body, would you hug her? Well, general. I think that. I might give her a polite bow. Oh! Or a fist bump. I think it's more like if I didn't know somebody,

then it would be obviously disgusting. But I'm more terrified of blood. What are you talking about, Bobby? I'm fine with cum. I'm fine with cum. you talking about, Bobby? I'm fine with cum. I'm glad to get you. Let's just not in my mouth. Thank God you said that because, you know, maybe work something up for you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So in the next Jackass thing, you know what I mean? Cum segment, it has to be a cum segment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I'm fine with it. I just don't want to eat it. Cause I don't want to get sick. That's reasonable. Okay, that's. Yeah. I mean don't want to eat it. Cause I don't want to get sick. That's reasonable.

Okay. Yeah. I mean, is there, is it bad for you? Dude, we do it our whole lives. Who's we? Girls. Oh yeah. And I mean, you have, I know you've swallowed cum before.

What do you mean? Be real. What do you mean? What do you mean? I don't know what you mean? Be real. What do you mean? What do you mean? I don't know what you mean. That was pretty direct. What do you mean? In your younger years when you were doing...

Yes, yes, yes, yes. You get swallowed. Just blink if it's, yeah. Uh-oh, so... Bobby Lee is not a spitter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I did, but I've tasted my own as well. Let's move on.

I don't want to talk about this, but... I feel like that part's normal, but... No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Bobby Lee is not a spitter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I did, but I've tasted my own as well. Let's move on, I don't wanna talk about this. I feel like that part's normal.

That's normal, yeah, yeah. So cum, yeah, so you, you've never tasted your own cum. Yeah, yeah, I've had some like shoot up. Yeah. Oh, oh like. Some accident phase. In the air. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like feeding like, you know what I mean,

tuna to a dolphin or whatever. I mean I wasn't trying to catch, but it just kind of. Whatever they do, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. So the next Jackass movie, you're gonna probably not do as many of the dangerous shit. Yeah, I mean, I can't. I'll take a more of a backseat approach,

a more of a Jeff Tremaine approach. And uh. Do this, do this, like earpiece kind of guy. Well, no, we're all there. Yeah. There's no earpieces, it's just. But the movies kill it, right? They always, they do well. They've luckily done good.

Yeah, so why wouldn't, it's Paramount, why wouldn't they do it every other year or every three, once every three years? Well, it's just they're, I know it's what we do is silly, but they're special to us and we want it, you gotta really, really want to do that type of movie to do it because they're very dangerous. And so, you and your buddies are gonna be

putting your neck on the line. Has anybody been close to literally dying? Sure, yeah, there's been a few times with me and a couple other people. What do you mean, like, death? I mean, like? I was riding the Red Rocket in the second movie. It was like an acne red rocket. Yeah, I remember that.

And it exploded while I was on it. It was foot long metal rods shot out the sides. One went like this far for my ribs. It would have cut me in two. Jesus. Oh my God. And one went back like 300 yards and split our two art guys like right between their heads.

It would have decapitated them. Oh my fucking God. So there's been a few incidents like that. And one went back like 300 yards and split our two art guys like right between their heads. It would have decapitated them. Oh my fucking God. So there's been a few incidents like that. Wow. Yeah, so. Well, what about any of the animals like a bear or alligator, nothing?

Well, we, not almost death, but we were a little reckless in the last movie with Aaron and the bear. Yeah. Yeah, that was insane. Yeah, because they told us the steps a bear would do before it bites and won't stop biting. Really?

Yeah. Wow. Because it's looking for a reward. It was semi-trained, so it's looking for a reward. It'll nudge you. It'll nudge you again, you it'll nudge again then it'll nibble then it'll nibble again and then after that you're fucked oh wow so yeah that yeah the guy was really Jeff was basically holding the trainer back oh my god I would be that's what I want to do that's what you want to do yeah you're not gonna do anything you want to do. You're gonna do exactly something. You don't want one

Oh, okay. Well, you know what you know what Johnny I like the challenge If it ever happens, I would love to do it. Okay, just throwing out there, you know, okay, you got I don't get everyone heard on camera to do it right? I've done it. I've done it all I want to do Let me I want to ask you another question about so and don't feel, everyone heard, I'm willing to do it, right? I've done it all, I wanna do it. I wanna ask you another question about, so, and don't feel weird about this question, okay? Because it's about your skills. Your acting skills. All right.

All right. And I'll be honest with you, if I cast Steve-O in a movie, I don't know what is gonna happen, right? Like in terms of like, does he have the skills to memorize lines and do all that stuff? I would bet maybe not, right? I don't know, I don't know. He's sharp.

Yeah, he is a sharp guy. He just, you know, I don't know. But with you though, and we all talked about this behind your back. That's a good feeling. No, because we were, you know what I mean? But we were like, we would literally go, dude, that guy can legitimately, you can legitimately act.

Oh, thank you. And to me as a guy that's been a fan of yours, you know what I mean, to see you do Jackass and all this stuff, and you know, and I know you'd been on sitcom, you did that sitcom with Keegan, you know, so I know that you can act, right? But it's like, the kind of acting you were doing

for Sweet Dreams was like deep, like you were like tapping into shit, you know what I mean? So did you train or is this something you were just born with, like what happened? Well, I've been doing films now for 20 years. And when I first got to town, I've been doing films now for 20 years. And when I first got to town, I trained. Like I was, just out of the gate, I was terrified of the camera.

Just would freeze, freeze in front of the camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I had to get over that. And then you just have to, I don't know, do it. It's like anything, repetition, and get more comfortable with yourself. It's like stand up. Stand up people are like, I couldn't do it, but once.

No, I did that once, man. I was like, let's not do this again. You can do it again. No, it was terrifying. I was like, let's not do this again. You can do it again. No, it was terrifying. I was 15. Yeah, you did! I did it when I was 15 at the Funny Bone in Knoxville. Yeah.

And I wrote like five or 10 minutes because I heard that Eddie Murphy did it when he was 16. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I did it and he was 16. Like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I did it and I kind of remember, I used to sweat really bad in high school, but my sweat stains almost met in the middle that night. I was so terrified. Right, right, right.

It was. 15, of course you would be. And I'm scared, I was frightened of crowds growing up, so that was. But Johnny, I'm telling you, just hear me out. I was frightened of crowds growing up, so that was... But Johnny, I'm telling you, just hear me out. I'm not asking you to do it. In fact, don't ever do it.

Oh, stand up? Oh, don't worry about it. I know, I know, but I will say... I'm just gonna try to convince you. I'm not gonna try to convince you, because you're not gonna do it, all right? But I do have to say... I know, I know, I see what you're doing.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, okay? Just hear me out, all right? I know for a fact you could do it. And that's all I wanna say. Well, if I could overcome my fear. Yeah, but it's, let me, I did a movie called Heartbreakers.

It's on my MTV, check it out. And this movie. Did you take your Ritalin today? Yeah, yeah, I did. Okay, okay. I did, I did, I did a movie called Hard Breakers. It's on my MTV, check it out. Did you take your Ritalin today? Yeah, yeah I did. Okay, okay. I did, I did, I did. Can you imagine if he did that? Yeah, yeah. So, Hard Breakers, right?

And I had a monologue in there, okay? And this is probably my, I don't know, I don't know how many movies I had done, but not a lot. And also the things that I was asked to do in movies were so silly, that movie. Classic film. Yeah, yeah. Ah. It's a terrible, I don't know do in movies were so silly. That movie. Classic film. Yeah, yeah. It's a terrible, I don't know, I've never seen it.

But I'm sure it's good. Wait, Tia Carrera's in it. Chris Kattan vehicle. Yeah, yeah. Chris Kattan's in it, Tom Arnold. You know, the best. Anyway, I remember I had a monologue and they said action and nothing came out.

Because it was. Was it one of your first films? No, it's like maybe third one maybe, you know what I mean? But I was young. Yeah, but you're still, that's very early. And I was nervous, right? And it was not, it also, I can do it now, but if the monologue or whatever

doesn't have any kind of humor in it, where I can kind of lock in, I go this is where I'm gonna get the laugh, I just get, I was lost. And so when they said action, I opened my mouth and nothing came out. And all of a sudden they say cut, and then all of a sudden, you know, you're in it.

Like the sweat is coming out. And then you see chaos in the back. You start spinning. Yeah, yeah, and the video village is like talking with each other. What the fuck is going on? I know I know. And so they slowly come up and they go you need some time? And I literally looked at the director and I go I'm not gonna be able to do it. I just I just not gonna be able to do it. And they go what do you mean you have to do it? And I go, I just know I can't. I'm petrified.

What day of the film was this? Have you done other things? Yes, I already shot too much. I had shot too much of the movie for them to cut me out. So how did that conversation go? I said, I can't do it. They go, you have to. Then I go, I'm telling you, I'll try again.

But I can't even think of the first word. I'm right spinning. I'm spinning right now. And they go, all right, well, let's try. Action. I maybe say a couple of words, then I stop. And now it gets worse and worse. And now it's like, I just wanna leave.

Right. And then I basically, I just want to leave. Right. And then I basically, I told her, I go, the director, I go, can we shoot this some other day? Oh wow. It was getting late too. It was a night, we were outside. It was midday and it started getting dark almost. I mean that's how long we were.

Yeah. And then they just never got back to that scene. And obviously that scene's not in the movie. You know what I mean? How long did it take all this negotiation? Couple hours. That's real fear, man. That's tough.

And then Whitney Cummings, that was when I first met Whitney, and she goes you got to get on beta blockers I Go what does that do and she's like it's just I get the same thing What are you doing? I had to rent it so I can find your scene. But yeah, yes there I am right there Petrified Petrified were you was it just that scene were you that petrified in the rest of the movie? I did well, like. Was it the monologue?

Because it was a monologue and because it was like, kinda long and. No comedy. It was no comedy and also I had never been asked to do a monologue. And so on Mad TV, you would have teleprompters and stuff. And also I felt comfortable that I could fuck up because I just know everyone.

But this one, it's just like I just didn't know anybody and I just, you know, now I can do anything, but it's like at that time I just couldn't do it. So I mean, basically the long story short, I don't even know why I even went in that, oh yeah, because of the, talking about, in the beginning of when you first started acting, you weren't as comfortable through time.

You know what I mean? And now, if you did stand up, yeah, the first 20 will be bad. But you would figure it out, because you're a smart guy and you're a funny guy. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. I know what you're talking about. I think you should try it. I think my first big movie, Jackass came out and my first big movie was with Barry Seinfeld. Wow. And it had Renee Russo, Stanley Tucci, Dennis Farina, Tim Allen, Jason Lee. It was a big movie and I had, I'd sprained my ankle doing Jackass

and I wasn't supposed to be doing stunts to do that before this movie. So I'm like, okay, I'm gonna get there and they're gonna fire me because I have a broken ankle. And then I see that they're flying me first class. I'm like, oh, this is terrible. Because all the, you know, and then it's like, I get there and they put me up in a big suite.

I'm like, it just kept getting worse because I'm like, this is all getting taken away tomorrow. Yeah, yeah. And then we had the read through, which I still don't like read through. I fucking hate them. Hate them. Yeah, they're like my fucking I hate them yeah they're the world the fucking world table reads yeah oh my god anyway so so I do though

how'd you do I tell you I have every scene with Tom Sizemore every every line I have is with Tom Sizemore. And sitting around this table, I think I have Stanley Tucci and Dennis Farina directly across from me, and Renee Russo's right there, and Seidenfeld's down there. And so I give Sizemore a couple of lines. He gives me a couple of lines, and I give him one back. He's like, where'd you get that accent?

What are you doing with that accent? He looks down at Barry Senenfeld like, like really? And then I look- At the table read? At the, in front of everybody. Oh my God! I'm already thinking I'm leave going home. Now I know I'm going home.

And I just, I'm sweating, you know? And I look over and Stanley Tucci is like, mm. Yeah. Oh man. And at the time I thought And at that time I thought, at the time I thought, he thought, why you really stink. Yeah. But that's not, you know, he may have thought that,

but he was very nice. So I'm like, I was like, you know what? I might be sucking right now. I don't know, but fuck this guy. You know, it's like Sylvester Stallone in Rhine Zone. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die my way. So I just kept doing it and then halfway like- Were you doing an accent or no?

No, I was just giving this, just tweaking my Southern accent. All right. Really wasn't really doing much of an accent, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then later on, I do it again. He's like, you're still doing that accent. And I was like, I mean it.

I was like, OK, I'm going home. I'm going to pack. I was going to pack, right? I got through it. But Sonnenfeld comes up to me and said, don't pay attention to Tom, you're doing great. And I was like, oh, fuck, that helped a lot. Because I was gone.

But Sizemore, he's passed now, and he was really rough on me the first couple of weeks. And I didn't care because I just thought, I'm just getting stories left and right. Right, right, right, right. And he saw eventually that I can just roll with whatever. And then he liked me and he didn't want anyone else talking to me.

Yeah, I became his guy. Wow. No, people came up in strides, he was like. Yeah, but why would you, those were the days, I don't think people can behave like that anymore. Yeah, no, it's different now. It's different now. Because back then I've had some,

I've talked about on this podcast, some fucked up weird, you know what I mean, this podcast, some fucked up weird situations where like egos and like, you know what I mean? But in the last 10 years, it's been like, I just feel like everyone's kind of more woke and there's all these rules and you know what I mean? Do you still have like an internal like hatred for like Brooke Shields or Kim Cattrall

or is that like gone? I have an internal hatred for life for them. You think forever, you're never gonna like just. Internal hatred for life. Because what I wanna say about both is I was a young actor, and I was like scared, and I've never been on a sitcom before. So Kim Cattrall was a commercial,

and with Brooke Shields it was a sitcom, right? And. How'd it go with Kim Couture? She hated me. Really? Yeah, she hated me. Why? She... because this is the first time I ever did anything really. And so I had this...

I did this Michael Bay commercial for Pepsi. Okay, and I'd like to hear how that... You've worked with him before? No, but I've heard stories, so I'd like to hear how that experience. You've worked with him before? No, but I've heard stories, so I want to hear. He was a little... listen, I talked to Joe Rogan about it, he goes, don't tell that story the way you're telling it because you have it wrong. So I'm going to retell it. Why, was Joe Rogan there?

No, he wasn't there, but he's saying that you... and he has a point. A lot of times... no, he has a point. Johnny, a lot of times when we go through things, it's through our perception. Right, so you know, like for instance, when I did Heartbreakers, to me, I would be like, everyone there hates me. But that's not true.

I don't know what they're feeling. They might not even be feeling, what's this? Heartbreakers. Yeah, yeah, we turned this off, man. Oh wow. What the fuck? Oh, yes. You said there was no comedy. There's so much comedy.

No, that I was, oh. Oh. Oh. My goodness. All right, turn that off, dude, turn that off, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, turn that off. I know what I'm doing, like. Yeah.

No comedy? No comedy? No comedy? No, in the monologue, dude, in the fucking monologue I said, man. Do you remember that? Yeah, I do remember that, now! In the fucking model of I said, man! Do you remember that? Yeah, I do remember that. Now I'm watching it, you know what I mean?

Anyway, so a lot of the things that when we tell people, it's through our own perception, and it's not based in any kind of reality or full truth. You know what I mean? There's glimpses of truth. It's based on how I perceive things. So basically, one of my first acting jobs, I came in, so Kim Cattrall is in the bathtub,

I'm a towel boy, I'm with Eric Stone Street from Modern Family, and Eric and I are towel boys, and I walk in with a stack of towels, and I walk into the bathroom, and there's a light that the fucking towels are blocking, so Michael Bay would get cut, dude, your face has to be in the fucking light. That kind of thing.

Right? And I go, oh, sorry, I'll do it again. You know what I mean? And we did it so many times because I don't, now I can feel it. Right. You know, no, I know. Okay, I can feel the light.

Right, right. But back then, I don't know what a jib camera is. You know what I mean? When they say, you know what I mean? A mark, I don't know what a mark is. I don't know any of the terminology. I camera is. You know what I mean? When they say, you know what I mean, a mark, I don't know what a mark is. I don't know any of the terminology. I'm basically, you know what I mean, a street kid from the suburbs, you know what I mean?

Who's a drug addict, ex-drug addict who did stand up one night at a comedy club and here I am now on a, you know what I mean? But Kim Cattrall was just really not that nice, you know what I mean, to me, that day. And then same with Brooke Shields. The show runners didn't want me on the show, but the network did, and so she, you know, they just wouldn't even look at me or talk to me for the whole shoot.

Wait, didn't Michael Bay like pull your face into the light eventually? Yeah, but I make it seem like it's more aggressive than it probably actually was. Oh, did he softly, like tenderly? He could have just went, I tell it yeah I used to tell like this he grabbed my head like this and he goes the light's here the light's here right but it could have been hey dude please dude please sir you're doing great job but right here's the light right oh man I don't like people touching my face that would oh right yeah yeah yeah people have touched my face. Makeup especially, I hate it. Makeup, makeup's different. Exactly, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Yeah, but anyway, it's so weird, so when did you get comfortable with acting after that? I just got more comfortable as I went along, you know? By the time I got to set and realized that I wasn't, my ankle had healed and I wasn't getting fired I relaxed mmm but there's no way to relax in a read through yeah dude yeah I mean I could fucking fully get it and they wouldn't been just flat-out mean to you

I love these I love I mean I've had like I mean I mean these, I love the, I like gossiping. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I've had like, I mean, I mean, so at Matt TV, this is what happened. So, did I tell you the story? Katie DePol? So there's a writer, she wrote Ghostbusters, the one with the women in it. Better than the original. But my point is that Katie wrote that

and she was a writer at Matt TV. And so for our very last table read, the show's canceled. Back then we wouldn't get the fucking scripts emailed to us, we would get it delivered. Right, yeah, yeah. Right, so they would deliver it. And so the script, and you know, at Matt TV we would read 20 sketches, seven or eight of them

would make it, right? And so I'm rifling through what sketches I'm in, right? And then there's a sketch in there that I, there's a sketch in there that I'm never in. It was like a reoccurring sketch with a couple, it was a guy and a girl, but it's like a country, no, two girls, it was like a country TV show kind of a thing, right?

And, but I'm like, why am I in this one? And they're having a conversation, and in between the conversations, my line is in there. Some of them's like, shut up, or, you know what I mean, I'm losing my mind, right? These are the lines. It didn't really even make sense with the dialogue or that was happening, right?

But Katie, that script was the, that was the only one like dialogue that was happening. But Katie, that script was the only one like that that was delivered. So when I'm doing it in front of everyone at the table read, when they're reading it, that's not in there. So now everyone thinks I'm going fucking. Shut up. I'm telling you, shut up.

Now everyone thinks I'm going out of my mind. Is that on purpose? Yes. Who did it to you? The writer of that sketch. And the last line is, I'm gonna shoot everyone in this room. Wait, what? And then one of them was just bird noises.

It just says bird noises, so like, peep peep peep peep peep. Like, so when we're reading it, right, you could see executives backing up from their chairs. That is, how long have you been on the show at this point? My eighth year. That's pretty fucking funny. I didn't feel like it was.

I understand. I understand you being upset. Yeah, I didn't like it like it was. And also, that's very funny. It is, in retrospect, funny. But what happened was, so at the end of the sketch, it was dead silence in the room. You know what I mean?

And in my mind, I'm like, I read it wrong. Like I misinterpreted how to deliver these lines. That's why. The bird noise, I did the bird noise is wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like maybe it was a different bird noise or whatever, and everyone like, I should have done something like that, but it was like, and it's dead silent,

and then there's only one person that's laughing, and it's Katie. Oh, wow. She didn't even tell anyone, even any of the producers. Afterward she didn't tell anyone? No, after no she stood up and she goes, Bobby has a special script that he only has. At least she got you off the hook.

Right, and the whole place went into laughter. Oh good. Meanwhile. Okay. Yeah. It's like I just went to Vietnam or something. It was fucking traumatic. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, she, that was, you know, and ever since then, I ask. Do you? At table reads, I go, everyone has this one? Yeah. All of a sudden, look, compare, look, okay, yeah, I mean. Did she do things like that to you after that or? No, that was our last episode.

That was our last table, but she'd been like wanting to do after that? No, that was our last episode. That was our last table, but she'd been wanting to do it for years as a prank. It's a really good one if you think about it. Wait, has someone been really outwardly mean? Sizemore was rough on me the first couple of weeks. But I just thought it was hilarious. But you know, he has that reputation, I feel like. Yeah, I've heard stories, but then he flipped

and we got along fine. Then he owned you. Yeah, then he owned me. Then I was his bitch. Yeah. Well, here's a funny story I never told. It's not anyone being mean, but it was really awkward. I was playing an Oscar on,

I was an extra on the Ben Stiller show. Oh wow. And I was playing an Oscar statue in Oliver Stone Land. It was a skit they were doing. Is this post-Jackass or pre? Did people know who you were then? When you did this? No, no, no, this was years before.

Okay, so no one knew, you were just, then you were back to the background. I was like 21 or 22. Wow, wow, okay, okay. So, Jackass didn't have for another eight years. So I was playing the Oscar statue and the costume guy was like, okay, we gotta figure out what to do with your package.

And I was like, all right, you know? And he goes, we gotta hide it. I'm like, okay. I'm like, I'll just talk. He goes, can I, it'll just be a little better if I do it. And I'm like, you know, I'm like, okay. And he proceeds to stick his hand down my pants and my underwear and reach under and grabs my dick

and balls and pulls them back. What? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. And then he maneuvered. He's like, okay, I think we're good. And I was like, oh.

What? Yeah. And of course, you can't complain. It was really awkward, but I also knew that what happened was so awkward, it's probably a little funny. You know, that I even let someone do that. Well, sure! Go ahead! I didn't know what he was going to do. I didn't know he was going to just like... He grabbed the actual flesh.

From the back, he pulled it backwards like this. But the, over the underwear? No, no, no. No, but over the underwear or through skin? No, it's cut. Holy fuck. Hand on cock. Oh wow, wow, wow, wow.

Yeah, skin on skin. Raw dog, yeah. Yeah. I wanted to see if that would have, what I would do. Probably nothing. You'd probably laugh. I would laugh. There I go.

Whoa, dude. No, I'd go, whoa, dude. No, it was awkward and I found it a little funny. Really awkward, though. Why don't the Oscars have genitalia? What? They tuck. But the statues, right? Or the actual Oscar itself?

Oh yeah, what you're saying. But they don't have a nose or eyes or mouth either. Oh, that is true. Yeah, if they don't have a nose or eyes or mouth either. So like, yeah. Oh, that is true. Yeah, I mean, there was a, yeah, if there was other things, you know what I mean, on it, then. Yeah, I think Oscar puts his nuts in his butt. Yeah. I hate it.

Is that something that men just toy with or play with in front of the mirror, like the tuck in or the tuck back? Oh, I've done it. And you're like. Yeah. Oh. Gilbert's like, yes, of course. We've all seen Science of the Lambs.

We've all heard of Buffalo Bill. Yeah. I mean, I've done it maybe 200 times in my life. I know, I think our first date. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably. What a romantic. I know.

Check out this, check out this. You know what I mean? It's a thing that, you wanna see what it looks like if you didn't have one, isn't it? Yeah. You know what I mean? It's a thing that you want to see what it looks like if you didn't have one. What's the big deal? If you had a big clit you'd probably stick that out and go, look at my dick. Oh no, I shove stuff back in there all the time. There are some days where it hangs a little lower and I tuck the lips accordingly. Hmm, okay.

Wait, no, but this is not a secret. There's no other women, so you sound crazy! I mean, yeah, so I... Let's just move on. I'm thinking, I have a question, but I don't know if I'm allowed to. Go ahead, go ahead. I receive all questions. Okay, so...

I am she-her. I am biologically female, if that's what you were wondering. So, no, but like, that's on your mind, like I want to make it shift to the left or right or something today? This morning, I looked in the mirror. And for some reason, my clit was a little bit more engorged and it was not tucked into my little sandwich.

So I thought to myself. Little sandwich. Little sandwich. My little sandwich, my pita bread, right? It's a foot long. Because as you know, Bobby. I've seen it. As you know, it's usually like.

Oh! Ah! It's not little, I'll tell you that. No, but it's usually like tucked in neatly, right? It is, it's tucked in neatly. I don't have like an outie. You're right, you're right. But then today I looked at it, I was like, that. No, but it's usually tucked in neatly, right? It is, it's tucked in neatly. I don't have an Audi. You're right, you're right. But then today I looked at it, I was like,

I don't know if it's the weather, but it's hanging a little different. And so I was like, oh, just give it a little tuck back in, and that's it. But why? Why do you have to tuck it back in? I don't like the friction of things moving around, like my underwear.

Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, so I just like to have it all in one. I mean, that's the one life experience I've never had. To have a vagina? Yeah. Yeah. I know, I'm just saying, I just wonder, you know what I mean? It's a curious thing.

Not too late. Yeah. There's plenty of time. I play with my penis enough, God, if I had a vagina, I'd get nothing done. Yeah, yeah. Anything you want to promote, Johnny? No.

Sweet dreams. Watch it on Paramount Plus, iTunes or whatever. Yeah, yeah. And a podcast, Pretty Sure I Can Fly with Elna Baker. That's a great name. Pretty Sure I Can Fly. That's from a Guy Clark song called The Cape. How long have you been doing that one?

We're on our about 13th or 14th. Oh good. You love it. It's a lot of work, but I'm getting to talk to great people. That's great. And Smartless is Bateman and those guys. Yeah. So they're producing it. Yeah, what a great fucking fucking thing. So Really psyched on that and me my cousin we have a radio show the big-ass happy family Jubilee on

Outlaw country on Saturday nights. I didn't know where where do you shoot it? Where do you do it? In LA, he's he lives in Chattanooga and I live here. So we just get linked up. And linked up, wow. Yeah, an engineer does that. If I ever wanted to promote something, could I go on there and promote it or not? Oh sure, sure.

I feel like it's not being real right now. Yeah, you can come on. Yeah, yeah. And you know, Steve-O and I have a new skateboard out on Steve-O.com. A new skateboard? Yeah, yeah, and I and you know Steve-o and I have a new skateboard out on Steve-o.com so a new skateboard Yeah, yeah, why I'm such a great skater Fucking dread you can ollie I'm either no neither no anyway, so um give Johnny

What's that? I mean is when you oh when Tony and I tried me at all yeah, yeah, yeah did that That looked like you purposely fell no No no no. You put you're like such a drama queen. You purposely fell. It hurt my little leg and Tony's get back up you fucking pussy. Oh that's when he first does that. Oh is that Jason with them? Yeah Jason LSC. First Ollie ever. Right right ready. Oh you slow down. Got it. Holy shit. I got a little air right? That's the first. Had you tried to ollie before? I've never been able to do it. He taught me how. That's, that's- I got a little error.

That's really, Shut up, you. I know, that's awesome. Shut up! Really? Well, you let me. Okay, go ahead. That's awesome.

It's like, you can tell you're an athlete if you like, that's the first day of time you tried it and you got it. Yeah. But that ramp I'll never be able to do. Can you drop down on a ramp like that's the first day of time you tried it and you got it. Yeah, but that ramp I'll never be able to do. Can you drop down on a ramp like that? Well, I have. And I just went and gravity took over and I just went straight to the bottom.

Wow. It's like I didn't even try to, I just stepped off. I just stepped off my skateboard and just fell. Wow. You didn't even try. No, I tried, I committed. Because what I didn't want to do is under commit and slide down the back of it.

So I over committed so much, I just stepped off my skateboard and just fell 20 feet straight to the. Because let me say something, when you're up there, because I've been up there, it is scary as fuck, bro. Things look, when you're standing under them, you're like, ah, it doesn't look that big, and then you get up there, you're like, oh shit.

Yeah. Yeah. Especially when you put the board and you're about to drop in, oh my God. Yeah. And when you look at Sky Brown and these kids doing it, it's fucking amazing. Yeah, they're amazing. Skateboarding is evolving in a way.

It's like the girls that are doing it. Oh, here. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah. Is that you? Oh my God, dude. Yeah. I can't do a vert.

That's scary. What was that at? That was for Jackass TV show. Wow. Yeah. And that's the last time you tried? For that, because I did. But the guy walking up, Dave Carney,

he was going to shoot me with a Taser gun. Oh. He's got a Taser gun. I'm like, soon as I can get my air back, you can shoot me. Yeah, yeah. And he shoots me, and I'm like, whatever you do, aim low. Because I don't want it in my eye. And one went in my chest, And one went in my chest and

one went in my neck. And out of the chest you can pull it, it'll come out. But my neck, the skin, I was all over the place and it wasn't popping. Have you done tazers since then? No, I've gotten stunned since then, but I haven't done a taser since then? Nah, I've gotten stunned since then, but I haven't done a taser since then. Yeah, I've never been tased. That could be one. Can you die?

Can we just get like medical clearance? Oh, I'm getting old, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, anyway, I can still fuck. Jesus. Anyway. Congratulations. Give Johnny back to him.

That's a good ending. Anyway...