TigerBelly - Josh Peck & The Oppenheimer Improv

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

Josh Peck is back again and rejects Jamie's theme song attempt. We talk Oppenheimer, Carlos in England, sleep disorders, “Steve Martin”, hotel bed sharing, Tortas, and "Context is not my friend".  Go to www.helixsleep.com/belly for 20% Off Sitewide. Make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you! Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to www.joinbilt.com/belly. Make sure to use our URL so they know we sent you.   

🎵 Adam and Eve. Tell me how it went. Got it on. I don't know. Adam McNeve. Noah's Ark. Oh! Yuck!

Yuck! I'm kidding! Yay! Jesus Christ, it's Josh Peck. Josh? Sit down, please. Hello, brother. When are you guys gonna do a movie together? When we do a movie, sit down, dude.

Yeah, yeah. Um... Josh, do you guys know each other? You guys know each other? Why? Because we're both overweight? That was messed up, Bobby. That was fucked up! Jaime, why are you so overweight? He told that joke.

You made him tell that joke, and that's fucked up. He could call me overweight. Josh, Jaime was talking to you about how he knows about the Bible, and he was going to tell us, so I'm going to do some music, and you guys both explain one by one certain things about the Bible, a story, for instance. Tell us about Adam and Eve. Yeah.

That's a lot of flies, yeah. Try it with the flies. Adam and Eve Yes I love that We gotta start over Real good So why

They existed Yeah they did They existed They sure did She was made from his rib It was reptastic The snake I'm gonna fuck you up

Both Stay Forbidden fruit Hope you like manzana For you Jaime Spanish for apple Jaime? Yeah

Adam and Eve He's right Oh my god Oh my god dude It's called improv You commit Yes and brother Yeah yes and right

Yes he is right It is called Apple Talk about Noah He built an ark in 30 days Was it 30 days? I feel a little honker 30 years maybe

40 days He was Mexican That's why he built it in 30 days Cheap labor Can you hear me? can i hear you yeah yes i can hear myself i can't oh wait now i hear myself okay okay what are you doing dude what this is about jesus and the bible and you're laughing yeah because you just said i can't last of me what last of me wait wait wait wait wait not

the last of me yeah yeah the last of last of the last of us he was trying to last of me josh and the last are you trying to say what are you trying to say guys we got no no judge did you try to say blasphemy blasphemy yeah i'll blast for you we will blast for you yeah yeah we would last for you yeah et phone home yeah blasphemy hey josh peg what's up dude dude i'm such a stop bro what an honor yeah give him an intro i grew up watching give him some really give him some other credits you think uh that one creek movie where he pushed uh where they killed you sure ming creek ming creek it's called really yeah you seen it yeah i love it i know you do ming creek ming creek my favorite dude um i like ming uh ocean yeah that was pretty good too the other

ones ming bay was uh yeah yeah yeah it's the asian mic but you know my favorite one the fourth one ming bog dude when you were pushed into that bog again i don't know why you keep living i know yeah why do you keep living in these movies it's crazy times they killed me in the last of us quick they got rid of me cool i do you were great in that so good god bless you you played that military guy yeah yeah i remember and you were in the fucking um armored truck yeah with um um the guy from the dark night to tell me first name jeffrey wright jeffrey wright you were great in that he's And you know what, ma'am? That was the last episode I saw.

Once you die in a movie, dude, I'm done. When you died in Mint Creek, I'm done. A little too mean. And I finished Oppenheimer because you didn't die in that. I survived. You survived in that, so I finished it.

90 seconds. Yeah, 90 seconds. We already talked about Oppenheimer, though, the last time you were here. But do you have a new project coming out just this what tiger belly so how so how is there he is yes yeah can you believe what's he like the best i bet he's a pro he's he's so good he's the the bat why is there so many flies in here guys the religious talk this is there was a chicken in here they're eating

chicken who was eating chicken in here me okay then why'd you say blame them they were eating Did you see? EJ, I was looking for EJ. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's EJ? Who's EJ? Who are you talking about? AJ.

You're losing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, AJ. AJ's in the bathroom probably. See? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to do a misdemeanor with you. What does that mean?

He just seems fun, fun, fun. What do you mean a misdemeanor? What do you mean a misdemeanor? Just something light. Yeah, light. Ding dong ditch? A B&E, no weapons. No weapons

Yeah like we break Maybe a break and see Oh break and see You break in Alright And you see You don't take anything Like during the riots

I wasn't there But if I did break in I wouldn't take anything Sure I would just see Yeah you like The inventory Hold an iPhone

Be like here's an iPhone Here's an iPhone You know what I mean And someone goes Hey bro give me that You know what I mean You put it down No would you take it

He'd take it out of my hand probably I'd throw it to him You would Yeah maybe Because he's gonna take it anyway I'm not a looter i know well i've never looted myself but um i don't know if i would be good at it i think what do you mean me i think both of you fuck you

yeah i wouldn't yeah i'll break it i mean they would catch you yeah that's why i'll just see stuff i'll be like oh this is nice stuff yeah they see how i make through the mask Right Like that time Well looting You have to break a window Which I've never done before Is that hard?

No Okay What would you use To break a window? I don't know A brick A rock Oh you take a little rock

Or how big A big boulder Or like a brick A brick And you throw Oh so I don't In fact I don't even know Where to get a brick

Do you? Home Depot Yeah But you had to loot it from then You're constantly looting So you loot a brick Then you go to the store You throw it

And then what happens? It's too much commitment It's so loud It's too loud It's too loud Yeah I mean We could do some I have an ambient machine

What Say more about that What's that about Well I have a machine That plays Rainforest sounds And crickets at night You know

But then It's still loud Yeah But yeah How about headphones Sure Okay How's your

How's your sleep journey been Bobby Sleep journey been You have You have Sleep Struggles Sleep

journey bin no that's not right sleep journey bin it's so hard why hard? I don't know it's your song

it's so hard journey bin for little Bobby it's so hard so crazy in the brain box Thinking about the time He peed in Ari Shafir's drinks

Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa. My sleep journey has been, well, I have a lot of anxiety, and I, oh. I have a fear for your anxiety. Oh, the queen's here. The queen's here. I have a fear for your anxiety. The queen's here.

Oh, I took a shot earlier. Have you ever, hey, Jaime. Have you ever had Filipino cow milk? No, I haven't. It's Carabao. You're going to try it. Can you try it? It's from Erewhon?

It's from Erewhon. How much is that, Klyla? You're not going to drink it? Yeah, I'll take a sip. Oh, I'll take a shot. Go ahead. I'm not afraid. Do it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hate how he's like, go milk yourself. I did a check. I don't want it. Can you stand up and hand? EJ? AJ? Whatever he called you.

Emo, give us a hand. AJ. You know how he called you AJ? EJ. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really mild You have to do a chaser with a Red Bull It's not vodka

Hey Josh, have you drank your wife's milk? I have You have Isn't he just being such a baby about it It's like so mild It really was When we did Bad Friends in a city I forgot what it was

A lady squirted her breast milk into my mouth And so it was a stranger On stage And it sprayed into my mouth And I don't know what it was But the texture and the flavor wasn't this flavor What was it? It was like

Rancid It tasted rancid to me She was like 55 years old I think it was expired Astringent It tasted fine Maybe it was because it was just in the moment Yeah, and I was like sweating and like in I don't know but that tasted much better

Well, how do you take it from your tap from your wife or you know in a class? Straight from the tap you do you suck it right from the thing no oh Crazy like if I sucked it from your thing is that that would be weird for for us our relationship. Yes Why because it's not sexual It's worth sustenance. No because you're stealing from my baby like this old it's very hard to make it literally takes from my blood to make milk. Okay, but what I'm saying is does it stop

or does it keep going? Like, when does that stop? When does the factory close? You can keep it open for a while. I can keep it open for a while. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. It's like Ross dressed for less.

Open late. Really? How do you keep it open? Because it's like... Keep going. Yeah, keep going. Don't take Sudafed. Okay.

It's really good for your immune system. You guys, I'm not... Talk to me like I'm a layperson, okay? You go, you just keep going and you keep going That's not what I'm saying. Eventually, the factory stops, right?

It's when you want it to stop. Oh, so you're just basically doing a closed open sign. Yeah. Wow. So when you wean, you wean. When you're ready, I'm not ready. And I'll probably keep going until he's two. I mean, good.

Whoa. Whoa, John. But knowing her, knowing her, she's got to keep it open until eight. knowing you I know yeah yeah not till 8 that's crazy

you're so overprotective it's the World Health Organization says 2 is okay okay yeah but what's okay Josh

what's average you think I think look at the oh my god take this away because the flies are drinking I don't want the flies

to drink you know what I mean wait what yeah yeah as soon as you brought the milk I was like this is not

Filipino milk it is Filipino milk It's a different kind of Filipino cow But it is a cow If it was a different liquid Like for instance something coming from my body In that Just hear me out

What would have been your reaction? Nothing That sounds like revenge to me I'll just sit here As soon as I started As soon as I saw you to start as soon as I saw you

laughing as a director hold on we're directors and okay Jaime hey Jaime yeah you gotta say that line really quick

okay because you know I mean Tom Hardy's gonna walk in and it's gotta be the timing has to be perfect Tom on his Tom's walking

no he's at his mark yeah we're co-directing okay anyway that's our first movie yeah he's at his fucking mark Tom's been ready

yeah yeah and action as soon as I you started to laugh cut what Give him a note

Really good That's what they do It was a compliment sandwich This time For fun Wait wait can I interrupt I'm sorry please For fun he didn't get the line right

So like let's get the line And then we can have some fun He's been stealing snacks from craft service I understand that dude He's gone Okay, Charlize Theron comes in an hour She's already in makeup We gotta get the scene

And action As soon as you started laughing I was like, yeah, this is not what they say it is This is Kaleida's breast milk Alright, so this next take Have fun with it, make it your own And action

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imagine you're in Oppenheimer and you decide you're going to improvise what has to be the Japanese person okay let's let's try what let's try and what would your line be is the Japanese Oh, let me just try. Just say action. Okay, ready? Yeah. Action. What a beautiful day.

I'm with my grandkids. Hello, Tok Tok. Hello, Mr. Moto. Are you having a good day? You want some rice balls? I made some fresh water. What the fuck is that? Holy shit.

Is that a boat? Is it the Superman? No, no, no. It's a atomic ball. He would like that improv. I thought it was pretty good for the moment it's pretty spot on Bobby alright so

here's what Sorkin never improvise word for word that's what I hear in fact one time I had an audition for Sorkin years ago when I would get good auditions and I never showed up because another actor told me oh my god dude it was a page of dialogue

and he goes dude I fucked up you know what I mean like four or five sentences and I looked up at him and I just felt like I lost him. And when he told me that, I was like, I turned around. Good, I didn't know any of it. You know what I mean?

He had memorized the whole thing. What was it for? It was for that show about SNL. What was the song? Studio 60. Studio 60, yeah, that one. I couldn't read for that. But yeah, tell me about,

so what did Nolan go? I mean, what does Nolan do? Let it happen, right? I think here's the best part. It was an actor with maybe two lines. it's like if i improvised oh my god you said no no and uh and it was a scene with krumholtz and he comes in and they're supposed to have the the talk and and it literally was aligned something to the extent of like um oh all right should be just fine like that's the line like i think i'll

be fine yeah so they do it and he improvises big big swing huge yeah and so um nolan comes up and goes did you uh did you add did you add something oh and uh and he goes yeah i just i thought i needed it yeah oh no what bad whoa bye and he goes i don't think it does oh yeah oh i see you know so yeah that's so gentlemanlike yeah yeah just as written it's fine yeah and so he they do another take and he improvises less oh no but still and he goes what i can tell you know what dude i get it isn't it more pressure when you have less lines is that what it is well i i think that um well you're not in it as much i guess i mean i don't know but it's like i think it's him showcasing and trying to get it in more right is that what it is probably yeah i don't think he's

thinking that like this is gonna service the story right right he's just like you know maybe maybe i can impress somebody here right is that what it is or no oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i've done i did an independent movie where this older actress had a scene that was just like a nice easy scene and she started sobbing in the middle of it i was like what's happening all right the showcase yeah just to be like yeah i see something yeah yeah i was like but it doesn't call for that like we're having lemonade You're sobbing Yeah

But you have to admit In independent movies though You do Then you can do it Sure This is my first time directing I'll go I'm going to say whatever

I fucking want to say then Do you do that or no? I don't But I'm scared of everybody I respect the director Oh no I'm dead Because I'm doing a movie Monday

And they go And I read the lines And they go I go It's not much on the page Well it wasn't It was like Oh oh

I remember I said it right. Oh, no. You know what I mean? That's what he said. You know what I mean? Come on, guys. You know what I mean? Let's go or something like that, right?

And I'm like, I'm not doing this movie. It's too little. I'm like, one, two scenes? Why would, you know? And then the director got a hold of me and goes, you can say whatever you want. Right? And I go, anything?

And he goes, yeah, dude, just go hog wild. You know, it's because it's, you know, it's a, it's not that important it's not that important the scene's not that important but that's why it's like you know but you're gonna edit it

oh no we won't probably won't edit it so it was like that kind of thing so I was like okay I'll fucking do it and do you already have stuff ready to go is it cooking

well it's with the scene is with Howie okay and so I already know him and I so I'm like yeah that's fine and if they do cut it out

the money's okay so I'm just gonna do it yeah but you don't do that even in a small movie like a short you wouldn't improvise in a short

No, no, I will. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I definitely will. If you ask. No, I mean, I'll feel around, but I'm just going to try to value at it. I'm not going to start sobbing in a funny scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean? I'm going to hopefully make the scene better if possible. Yeah. I mean, but sometimes people do takes, like Gary Oldman will do a take that's like, I'm just fucking around, and they keep it in the movie. Has that ever happened to you? We're like, I'm just going to fuck around here,

and then like, oh my God, that made the movie? Yeah, in your favorite movie, Mean Creek, I beatbox and rap for 45 seconds. It somehow made it into the movie. And you were just making people laugh? Yeah, but I was 17 and I was like, what could happen? I'm 300 pounds. It can't get worse.

I forgot you were a fatty. Yeah, I was big. That was a bad way to say it. Figure out a better way. No, no, no, I forgot that you were overweight. Okay Thank you Metabolically challenged

Yeah Wait Bobby Have you shared yet About what your dentist said? One more energy Why'd you do this? Yeah why'd you do this? What was this?

What was this? 24 Share with Josh please What your dentist Fuck you You know My personal shit man You don't bring it in front of Josh

Pick my personal shit Tell us what Dr. **** said Don't say his name Okay We'll bleep it out Yeah, yeah. I bleep his name out because I love him. First of all, do you like your dentist?

Love. Yeah. I love this dentist. I love our dentist. George goes to him, too. You go to him? George's dentist. After the recommendation.

Yeah, yeah. I found a good one until Kalilah told me. Yeah, yeah. Have you been to him? No, not yet. The best in town. Love him? Yeah, you live in Texas.

You're not doing it. Oh, okay. It's too much. Long wait list. You couldn't get in. Oh, okay. Yeah. Anyway, so the best sentence I've ever had, and so I have one tooth, right?

Or so you think. What? Or so you think. Woo! Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have one tooth that's, it's sort of like, you know, an old person trying to keep alive. That's what it is. You know what I mean?

It's like, let me die. He always says that. No, I'm pretty I want to see your grandpa The mauler Your grandfather mauler Anyway, I'm doing a tooth reference But anyway

I want to see your aunt canine I'll run with you all day, pal I love it, dude I love it, dude So basically It's a tooth back here That's like 70% of it's gone

it's just one wall right and I make I go in there like every two or three months and I go make a temporary

foot to it he's like there's I can't he always goes there's nothing to work with you know what I mean

just take it out and I go please one last time and he barely did it so it's kind of he kind of formed it it's not what a slant

because it's like there's only one wall it's the next time the filling falls out I had to get rid of it but then he said I don't want to offend you and I go

you're not going to offend me he goes my recommendation is to take all of them out I go excuse me take all of them out and I go I go but why is I

it's basically what it is is this it's a bunch of bad kids you know they're all going to go to prison eventually. You know? He said, they're all going to leave. They're all going to leave the house. Wow. And I go, okay, so what do I do? And he goes,

let's start over. Start with a new family. Tent it. Yeah, start with a new family. Let's fumigate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then he's trying to explain to me, like, all these drills into my, you know what I mean? And then the screws, and the whole thing seems, number one,

so painful. Also, then you do regret, like, Why did I floss? Right over the ears. I just had to floss and brush two things. I won't. Really? Over my fucking dead body that I floss.

Really? You're not going to get me on this floss cabal. You got a water pick? No. How many teeth have you? You have all your teeth? Thank God. And you never had a cavity?

No, no, I've had plenty. You saw the size of it. Oh, right, right. I once went in with 18 cavities. Yeah, it was like when I was 12 years old and the doctor said I had high cholesterol. I'm like, what do you want me to do, doc? I'm living here. They were like, we're going to put you on a statin at 12.

I'm like, cool, well, put me in the record books. Were you really on a statin at 12? For a short time. What is a statin? It's like a cholesterol medication. Oh, really? Yeah. So you have how many, be real, how many cavities do you think you had in your life?

I don't know, 20. 20, wow. And then you still won't, because one day you're going to be at a dentist and they're going to go, we've got to get rid of them all. No, I've got that Sonicare beam. Oh, yeah, the good stuff.

Electric toothbrush. Nice. Tell me about it. We have a healthcare professional here. Wait, the upside, though, of not waxing for as long as you have is that you... Waxing. Waxing, sorry.

Flossing. You wax. I mean, I do do the Brazilian wax, but... Flossing. Is that the waxy substance in it, there was like a class action lawsuit against, I think it was one of the bigger, I think, I don't know, I'm going to say Oral-B, because of the waxy substance that they put into all the glide flosses and it's supposed to be either carcinogenic or really like toxic to your body.

Oh my God. So now they're saying you can't even use the waxy stuff, the waxy floss that's easy to get in there. Yeah. You got to use the hard shit or just the water pick. I don't do that. I use the sticks. yeah but it still has that waxy oh my god you're right yeah oh it is rlb right yeah yeah wow

forever chemicals forever forever chemicals anyway um i don't know why you're saying that but um here's another thing that isn't working because you asked me about my sleep and so um i did um through my psychiatrist I got I got on a non-addictive pill just call it

Trazodone yeah I heard it all how do you know that I'm non-addictive how do you know that I'm a Trazodone

cut to Bobby at 2am well how do you know I'm a Trazodone cause I know it all we walked the walk together my boy what are you on

I'm on zero thank god Oh, thank God. You know who else is on Trazodon? Who? Julio, our dog. Yeah. The one who bites dicks?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's on Trazodon? He's on Trazodon. How much Trazodon? Well, whenever new people come, he has to be on Trazodon so he doesn't bite their dick off. Yeah, it's he's out of... Anyway, let me talk about the CPAC machine. PAP.

Whatever. What did I say? PAC. It's PAP? PAP. CPAP machine. Don't work for me Have you tried CPAP?

No, I lost weight So did I No, you look amazing But you have breathing issues? Yeah, I gasp for air at like 4 or 5 in the morning Is it your tongue falling to the back of your throat? You're saying that I have a thick Korean tongue Is that what you're saying?

And that's racist So I have the nose one And the other night Right I'm just being real The other night My left eye Was frozen

What does that mean? What What does that mean? I'll tell you why Because One of the nozzles Had come out And the air was shooting

Into my left eye So I woke up Right My eyes Right And I opened It's completely frozen Yeah

Yeah And then when it's too tight Right I could just feel You know what I mean Like my Top head Getting super purple

In my mind Well I ordered you The full mask And it's coming tomorrow I'm gonna try that Okay Because we know a friend That has the Bane mask

Yeah And it's double strapped It just seems more Legit Legit Because this one just You know what I mean The nose one isn't gonna work

Because you sleep With your mouth fully open Right And I told you what happens Why are there so many flies On your mustache We walk in here We were here three days ago

No flies We come back Dude no chicken I didn't eat chicken. Who ate the chicken? What does that have to do with it? On my way here. It's not in here right now.

Yeah, is there food somewhere here? Did you put chicken in here? No, I did not. Maybe you're passing away. It would be fine by me. Same here, my boy. Yeah, I'm done. But anyway, new rule.

No food in here. You're about to meet your grandpa. Get it? Grandpa Moeller He's talking about Grandpa Moeller I said no I know I wanted to see if that worked

And it didn't work for me Classic callback Yeah it was classic callback You're right That was good Thank God I was jealous I was jealous

Of that joke What a value add Jaime is He's a very I'm a huge I'm a big fan of the show I'm a big fan dude Yeah he is I am

I'm a big fan of you We grew up watching Drake Can I sing the song for you Nah No Did I sing That was so good I had to ask

That was so good Tell us about the nose Alright what do you mean You're telling us about just the nose plug Yes the nose plug Oh yeah so then it's like I sleep with my mouth open I don't know if you know this

Do you know about CPAPs A little bit A little bit A little bit Yeah So My 80 year old mother has one Okay

shout out barbara yeah my bra and so it sticks in your nose there's a strap right and then um no air comes out if you yeah see that's a better one it seems like we there's two straps i'll get you that attachment then you have to choose what attachment i want the whole mouth one okay yeah yeah that's coming in so um anyway it sticks in here and no air comes out if you take it out, air comes out. But if you stick it in, there's no air, and it kind of breathes with you, right? But the problem is, when you open your mouth, right, you

turn into Darth Vader. Right. And it goes... It's insane. And your tongue goes... Right? There's no way... You can't sleep like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it's in my eye, you know what I mean?

It's a lot going on. So at four in the morning, I end up just going, fuck it! You know what I mean? And I go back to sleep. Would you eat your Top Gun pajamas? Spider-Pilot. That's good. Have you had to use a CPAP while you're having maybe, sorry, Kalilah, but like a romantic interlude?

Like, how has that played into your dating life? What do you mean, dude? I don't know. Excuse me for a second. What are you talking about? She can't. No, you don't. I don't need it.

What do you mean? I don't need it to function in society. You know, he's saying, like, is it something that, like, when you bring, like, a lady friend over, is it like um now you're gonna go to sleep next to are you embarrassed about is it something i didn't know i didn't i didn't do it um i had somebody spend the night the other night i didn't do it when i first started dating a guy who has a c-pap um he's the one that told me about c-paps right so in my head i'm like dear god please bring the c-pap like i don't want to fucking

hear snoring all night so it's like you invite the c-pap over yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah wow okay maybe i'll do that yeah yeah but um but you know what can i since i've lost weight because remember when you told me that um back in the day the sounds i would make at night yeah yeah oh you're like he was like a moaning like baby yeah yeah it was like a whistle like his it was everything it was like a combo like between like his popcorn farts and then moaning and then like

but I don't think that's sleep apnea I think that's something else is happening when you're moaning no I don't do this I don't do any of that

because it's I lost weight oh really yeah it's a super slight snore yeah yeah so um yeah I mean

that's good I mean that's the bright do you make funny noises at night no I used to I used to moan in my sleep

yeah Ralph got mad so she's making me lose weight Ralph Barbosa did? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, you sleep in the same room?

Is it a bed? No, like the hotel rooms. Wait, you guys sleep in the same hotel room? Yeah. Two beds. Wow. They're best friends. Childhood friends.

That's crazy. Wait, wait. It's crazier. I know. Wait, wait. Oh, my. Yeah. No, no.

Don't mo-mo. Oh, my. Don't mo-mo me, dude. Okay. Okay. And Josh, I think we're on the same page right here. Okay. What?

I'm about to say it. Oh. I'm confused. Ralph is a big headliner. Okay. Okay. He's not like, you know, he's a guy that draws, brings his opener, you, right? And then you guys share the same room.

Sometimes, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Thoughts, Josh? 4,000 people recently, he mentioned on the podcast. Yeah, yeah. Okay. 4,000 people, yeah. In Rosemont, Illinois.

Okay. So they were, their choices, Marriott Courtyard. A Lowe's. Good. Are we talking about the fucking rich Carlton here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two rooms. Not hard.

Let Ralphie put it on his credit card and get the points. 150 tops. Yeah. 150 tops. That's like 10 t-shirt sales. Okay. What is wrong with sleeping with, like, I would, that's all I do. It's like have my girlfriends in the same room and just chat.

I hear that. Josh you don't hear that you don't hear it Josh I hear the idea of it the concept of it yeah as a 38 year old man I just need 45 minutes to wind down

and have a moment with me amen brother also it's like okay if I'm playing yuck yucks which is no longer their own thing but it's a chain of Canadian comedy clubs

They used to set me up at the worst Motel 6. I didn't care, right? And, yeah, if I have an opener, which I couldn't afford back then, I would probably share the same room. But, you know, I'm slumming it then. I'm grinding, you know. But, you know, as somebody that's doing okay and drawing, you know what I mean, I'm going to get my openers.

I've gotten two or three openers rooms before. Like in Hawaii, how many openers? Three rooms I got them and flights. You know what I mean? So it's like I don't know It just doesn't Okay let me clarify again

When we do big venues Yes he gets his own room I get my own room But like Like a one night club Comedy club Yeah we share a room Okay

That's so sweet They're besties I get it I understand that My bad Now when I Not your bad It's not your bad

No it's my bad It's my bad It's my bad It's our bad Yeah we didn't know You're okay Yeah and thank you for clearing it up It's not your fault

Okay I just have to clarify thank you for the clarification growing up with my mom who has needed a CPAP for 30 years but only had it for about 15 so as a kid we would go on road trips and we'd stay at a motel six or whatever and she would snore so loudly that I couldn't sleep so I figured out a way that I could wake her through whistling into a lighter sleep and then during that five minute sort of break i could fall asleep well you be you have a very loud choking snore and i'll show you what i would do

okay am i snoring yeah but i'm your grandmother my mom let me just do my try to do it sleepy this feels It feels anti-Semitic. What? It feels anti-Semitic. I'll only do one. No, okay. Oh, I like a vault.

My bad. Yeah. Oh. I got a belly full of matzo. All right. Wow. I'm so glad we went down this road. Yeah.

I'm so happy. oh that makes no sense what are you doing it makes no sense what the fuck are you doing is your mom a parrot what's going on here guy because it would lightly wake her out of her slumber oh it would sort of go into a light sleep not a deep snore and then I could find a pocket in which to fall asleep to fall asleep

you're a great whistler you're a great whistler you go Jaime I don't know how to whistle plus my paralysis I have paralysis you said you go

fuck you I don't want you to look at my face wow Wow dude Hot air just shot out I can't I can't You can't whistle Especially now that I'm like

My face is fucked Right You know the paralysis The whistle Do the whistle Josh Do the whistle Wow you did that on chat Yeah

That's incredible dude Oh man I look better in AI You look great dude You're sleeping too close with me Way too close But the weirdest thing is that You're the only person

Who doesn't look better on AI Ever I look worse. You would look better in person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They always make you almost too Filipino every time. Well, they also make me too fat. I mean, it's the fat version of me.

Yeah. Yeah, which is very sad. And I'm going to look much older. That's weird. Look at your arms. Josh, you okay? It's so good. It's so good, though.

Yeah. It's so good. In another world, maybe that. Yeah. Yeah, if our sexuality was different. No, I see that for us. I do. would we wear matching shirts like that or i don't know yeah i want to know what's going

on under those covers i know oh yeah it's matching boxers pinky toes touching yeah yeah or just locked like this for good luck that's so weird oh yeah you know the um the how does your you and your wife sleep i mean in terms of like is there a separation because what I do is the long pillow I use it as a divide yeah

you remember I used to do that I still do it yeah yeah I mean we have a we have a five week old baby so

a lot of times it's different rooms oh I see I see we kind of got to divide and conquer yeah

so the baby sleeps in a different room yeah we sleep in the same room and the baby's yeah no no like we'll have it

next to my wife she doesn't do I'll get four or five hours if I can if I have work and then I'll go in, let her sleep and then I'll take

like the morning duty or like the late night. This is how Kalala sleeps with her baby. Co-sleep? Yeah. I co-sleep. Just clinging onto it.

It was the only way that I could get any sleep at all. Like I was, I was trying to like lay him down but he had such, he was a refluxy baby.

Oh, okay, okay. You're getting emotional. No, I'm not. Okay. It's common. Refluxy babies are common so it was just chest sleeping early on

like all night and then co-sleeping now I really love your baby though he loves you oh my god my baby thinks he's another baby yeah

and so like yeah like he treats like he's scared of different adults like he won't go to Gilbert he won't go to George he sees Bobby

and all he wants to do is pull his hair and play with him like another baby it's so cute he bit my shoulder he bites you yeah yeah yeah

but let me say this though I know I'm gonna spoil the fuck out of that kid I know I know I mean he's gonna get cars Like all kinds of stuff He is just

Like when he's 16 It is difficult to interact with a baby But no like he's obsessed with Bobby Like first shot Like within the first go He was like that's my guy I already know But you did something so weird

In front of my partner And you made a mistake Steak? You made a steak? What do we put on the back? I vaguely know what it is And I said something And then you apologized immediately

I apologized immediately You said what? Did he Honestly was he weirded out by it? He was laughing at it You said Come to daddy I know because

I know because Jaime is writing notes now What's father in Korean? Oppa? Appa Come to Appa how do you know these little things

I you know everything thanks you know who else knows that you know JT Parr you know Chad and Jakey yeah

this kid knows everything Santino's like that too I think you're one of those thank you that knows a little bit about everything this guy

oh yeah he definitely he's a smarty pants he's smart not just smart he knows specific things that why would you know

yeah that was like I was talking about Ram Dass yeah the other day I just what

everyone knows Ram Dass no but he knew his backstory oh okay well he grew up here and his real name is this and his grandfather I mean he just kind of knew you know Ram Dass

yeah Ram Dass yeah yeah and then Marayashi Marayashi Ram Dass like Jewish kid no yeah alright

yeah yeah yeah what do you mean well he was a psychiatrist or psychologist first and then moved into spiritual guruism yeah yeah yeah yeah

I do like him a lot I like his take on death death is my favorite yeah it's very good what is the take well here's an old saying dying is like taking off

a tight shoe your fly the ants we're all dying so many did you notice what did you eat here there's gotta be a fly hive

what did you eat here but they only landing on you no I saw a couple lying on his big head so many on your hat yeah yeah you know

honestly Bobby I think it's your hat it's attracted to is there like rotting meat in there no dude oh we came in here we were shocked

how many flies yeah yeah how do you get rid of we gotta get one of those like traps those yellow things no you know what the best thing is

that we have in the house what oh my god the salt guns oh yeah those are fun so you literally get like it's like this gun

and it shoots salt and you just it's like a target practice Jaime's got a guy you got a salt gun guy yeah yeah yeah here in Cali yeah

you'd be a great like plumber and like a carpenter or whatever not me okay okay do I have a guy it's just a gun

that shoots salt you know J-Rod the tradesman on Instagram no have you seen this I don't think so you guys know this guy

maybe we pull him up he's fun yeah J-Rod I feel like Jaime might know the way you're taking notes what are you writing down and the way you're being

serious right now it's very he's nervous around Josh nah Are you really nervous? No, I'm just writing stuff down, like, of what not to say in relationships. I wrote down, don't call another man. Come here, daddy.

Did you say come here, daddy, or come daddy? Come to daddy. Oh, you. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second. Wait, wait, wait. I think he's completely tuned out. All right, explain to me what the dad, reiterate the story that we told.

What, that you called her partner, come here, daddy? Wait Come to daddy Or come here I wrote down Come here daddy We can just move on That was great

And then I wrote Breast milk is not good For nobody Makes me less horny And not sexually active So Are these bits you're doing No

Are you writing down jokes Like I came up with that Breast milk joke Nope Okay Just thoughts in your mind Wow that's so interesting Keep writing your thoughts

We would love to publish them eventually Don't eat chicken Yeah very good Yeah yeah Wow This is the kind of guy If he gets stranded on an island by himself No problem

Yeah yeah no problem He's got like a coconut Pinwheel with water going Yeah yeah Or he's just like maybe counting Mushrooms Or whatever like, you know what I mean? Forgery.

Is the forgery, is that the right word? No, forgery is like forging checks. Foraging. Foraging. Foraging. Forging checks. On an island. By himself. By himself. To himself.

He has some. Catch me if you can. 3,000, 3,300. Hi, man. Da-na-na-na-na. Da-na-na-na-na. I don't know That was so funny Anyway

Well no The story about the Was about her baby I go come No I said come to daddy To the baby But you looked at him right Afterwards

And I apologized It's still funny Did he bring it up after No Your partner Did you bring it up to your partner No I just

It was a nothing thing Yeah no one's like sensitive he's yeah he's super chill he loves Bobby yeah I love him too

great guy when you were with Bobby and he assaulted insulted insulted your friends like your girlfriends did you get mad or did you just like

don't care oh I don't care wait wait I what insulted yeah I never insulted her it's not like insulted

if you did would you get mad but I didn't but he would say it to their face yeah yeah you know what I mean but I did not do it

You did not do it Yeah it's not even the thing That I would do Oh okay My best friend Say for instance My best friend and him Are like really close

My best friend's Korean And she's like a cunty Raging cunt Yeah I love her So together They just go after each other Rip Yeah he rips her apart

She rips him back apart She rips me apart Oh okay Yeah but I'm not You know But behind their backs He would never Never

Oh yeah Yeah yeah It's cause I This girl I'm talking to Right now Same or I called her friends Tortas

as a joke it's cause are they shell like I don't know would they be good with a salad inside of them yeah I feel like they eat salads in what context I want to know cause we're on the phone and

we're just talking about our friends and she's like my friends couldn't get on the rides and I said oh why because they're tortas what rides just like a rollercoaster and what'd she say she's like oh and she ignored it and then later on the phone call i was like hey um i want to apologize i didn't mean to like offend your friends but was she offended

because you could you can hear the tone change after that and i knew it i was like oh but in her head she's probably like you're torta yeah so torta is a euphemism for bigger woman okay Well, not women. Well, yes, yeah, women. Yeah, women. Torta. Torta. But also, you know, she should learn to set a boundary.

And go, hey, I mean, that was mean. I didn't like that. Sometimes people can't say it in the moment, though. Like, I can't say it in the moment. When someone says something, my processing is a little slower. I've been doing it. And then how does it go if you, like, nip it in the bud? Like, for instance, the come to daddy thing.

It's like, I apologize immediately. Or I try to set a boundary, like, real quick. And go, hey, that was crazy, you know? I'm a little slower. Sometimes I just need, like, a couple minutes to see how I feel about what that person said. Yeah. And then I'll be like, you know what?

I didn't like that. And then I'll come back around, but not in real time. I can't do it. Yeah. Let me ask you this, Josh. This happened to me. You heard about the Carlos Herrera incident in Dublin? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I did. No. Okay, so let's just see what you would do. Okay. Okay. You met a guy 25 years ago in L.A. just you're struggling together open mics whatnot okay so you kind of become friends anyway later he works for you all right and so what carlos does is he he works for bad friends my other podcast

he also and i love him dearly okay let's just throw that out there right but um we're we're we're on tour we're in dublin a couple of weeks ago it's a saturday night you know so many people came one of the best shows we've ever done and afterwards um we've had tour managers before and so what a tour manager does is they set meals up after the show right but carlos just didn't do it so it's like we're after the show we're like it's later and we're like we haven't eaten all day what are we doing and then people are like we don't know nothing right so i just kind of turned to andreas another guy we work with is that don't you think carlos should have set something up Like a dinner reservation or something

So then 20 minutes later I'm talking to a bunch of people And all of a sudden I hear Fuck you Bobby You peachy shit I'm working hard What the fuck He's screaming at me In front of other people

And I walk up to him and I go If you ever talk to me like that again we're done My point though is what would you have done You're fired That's crazy I know that's what I'm saying that's deeply crazy yeah

he doesn't believe that though he's like you know what I mean I what go ahead I have a different take on this oh my god

you're gonna piss me off like my wife my wife's got plenty of different takes you're gonna piss me off go ahead piss me off okay

here's my I think that you talk to Carlos not very nicely and he does bend over backwards for you even in your personal life and I think that

he made one context. It's called context. Go ahead. The way you probably approached it was probably super aggressive. And mind you, you were hangry. I do agree that he fucked up because I...

He fucked up and never not preparing you food. Huge deal. Can I say something? Yeah. All right. I literally, it was just a...

It wasn't like, you gotta go tell... It was basically me telling Andreas, right? Don't you think you should... Because, you know, back in the day, like Stacey, our other tour manager,

would have set it up, right? And I set it just as a thought, right? And he came aggressive. And I would also, the way you said that I treat Carlos, I don't think so. Well, there's more context to this. Okay.

For example, when... You're thinking yourself. I'm drinking myself in the hole. Keep getting more context. I don't like context. Okay. I like just headlines and then... Okay.

Carlos isn't just an employee. He's someone in our personal lives. So when the fires were raging all over and Bobby thought that he needed to evacuate Studio City, I was already gone with my dogs. Carlos is the guy who's like, Carlos, please come over and help me pack my cats up. And Carlos is here like this. Like, that's Carlos. So I think that he made a horrible mistake. And I think that he was wrong there.

But I do think you need to offer him grace because it is a tough job being a tour manager for the Santino and the Bobby types. It's high pressure. Okay, okay. You're right. The fuck? Ouch. Ouch. Ouch, ouch, ouch.

Context is your enemy. Yeah, context. I've never liked him. Never liked context? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Never liked him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I just say another thing that he did, but maybe this is just out of, I didn't do

your context on this one either. I won't give context. Oh, yeah. Don't give context on this one, right? Don't give context. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait. I just have a question.

Yeah, go ahead. So it was Stacey and Carlos on the other jobs. Yeah. Who was helping Carlos when he was like booted up to stage manager? So who was his Carlos? You didn't have one.

Okay. You're doing more content? More content. George being this aggressive in a bucket hat is fucking wild. It's wild, dude. Let me write that down.

All right. What are we going to write down? The word context and Google it later? No, no, no. What is context? What is context? Give me context.

Me Better Tour manager For Ralph Are you a tour manager? You're his opener And friend Tour manager too

Yeah you ran into this problem Remember Ralph asked you in Chicago to find a restaurant In downtown You couldn't do it You couldn't do it? Yeah I couldn't find it I don't know where he was Couldn't find a restaurant

Downtown Shut down It's a small town No it's not You know those little tiny small towns shut down Where in downtown like uptown or downtown.

Wait, do you have the internet? Yeah, but I don't know what he wants. It was an early flight. What you do is go, hey, what do you want? No, he's hangry. Let me go to this next context thing about the tour. Josh, let me see here. I can't wait.

Can I say this though? Now, with the context, are you still now fire or no? You can't act that way. There's a red line. Amen, Lord. It's unacceptable. It's unacceptable. It's unacceptable.

It's unacceptable. All right. But here's the other thing that I complained about maybe two days before that maybe got the ball rolling. Okay. I always like to get the ball rolling. Like, you know what? The ball is like that Indiana Jones ball.

Yeah. We step on the toes of others. If you step on the thing. Yeah. And then they retaliate. Dude. It's a good analogy. Thank you.

Right? In life, you have to step on the right tiles or the ball's going to get you. Ram Dass. Ram Dass, dude. I think he said that. All right, so here's another context, all right? So when the other tour major, Stacy, she's great,

when we'd show up at an airport, right, there would be a car waiting for us because it's not like, you know, we have equipment and things, right? So in Europe... You're a comedian. What are you, Led Zeppelin? We have a...

His guitar, dude. His face. Where am I going to put my microphone? Dude, you're making me mad, dude. He stepped on the wrong tile. Yeah, yeah, the wrong tile, dude. All right, so what I'm going to say to you is this, okay? It's a very good point.

Ooh la la. but here's the thing it's not just stand up we do we do a complete second show with we do a game show with buttons we have an awning we have things going on

so you know fair, didn't consider that didn't know it's such a spectacle it's a spectacle it's Wulan Ruth okay but when Carlos is there when we show up it's like we get the stuff

and they're like, all right. And he goes, all right, let's take a gypsy cab. So we go out there with all the stuff. We wait for like an Uber or whatever, right? In my mind, I'm like, shouldn't there be a car waiting? What do you think? It seems like what you're saying is

Carlos is good at the hard stuff. Showing up when there's a random natural disaster. As a friend. As a friend. A dinner reservation, getting car, it's easy. It's a layup. Because he has so much other things he has to do for the show You know what I mean

He's there at 8 in the morning at the thing Just setting everything up Maybe get him a little help To do the layups Like Jaime has an assistant now No I don't I don't have an assistant I'm Ralph's assistant

Do you have an assistant And be completely and utterly honest with me No We both heard that I did hear that, but I didn't believe it. Oh, I said that as a joke. What would you have your assistant do? I don't know.

Take notes. They take the notes. Take the notes from me. From your thoughts. Yeah. Yeah. But I think, I don't know what Ralph would do if I screamed at him like that. Was he playing around?

No, he was real. Oh, yeah. So that's another good thing is that, what would Ralph do, you think? I don't know. Can I call him? Yeah Yeah call him Let's see what he did

Yeah yeah You know Ralph Balboza Yeah yeah Yeah yeah I love him Very funny He gave us Jaime He did give us Jaime Without Ralph

There's no Jaime I know dude He ran Wow What do you have him Hey What's up What you doing

I'm on my way To the parts store Oh I'm on Tiger Belly With Bobby Lee And Josh Peck Oh nice Josh is a fan Okay cool

Josh is a fan of you Big fan Hey Ralph How are ya Uh huh Closer to the mic Go to the mic Go to the mic

No Jaime The mic has to be Okay Uh huh Alright ask a question So Bobby He had an incident

In whatever England right Sure One of his tour managers Screamed at him And we're talking about Like what have I Screamed at Ralph

What would you do, Ralph, if Jaime screamed at you? I respect Jaime when he screams at me Whoa Wow Well, it's because he didn't make dinner reservations and Bobby's like, I'm hungry, right?

Yeah Context clues That's context That's not But yeah, they said What would you do? Every time you've screamed at me before Every time you scream it makes everybody laugh

Okay that's not helping me We like watching you break Can you guys play out Why don't you scream it Ralph Let's hear what it would sound like It just says the n-word a lot In Texas though Oh in Texas

You're with a twang You do with the twang. It's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm good. All right. Anyway, bye, Ralph. Bye, Bobby.

I love you. Bye, Ralph. Love you. Love you. All right, dude. Okay. All right. That was my friend.

Aw. That's cool. No wonder why you guys share a hotel room. You're besties. Yeah, you guys are besties. You can tell there's like a love there. Because if you and Carlos shared a hotel room. Oh, God.

Oh, my God. Oh, what do you mean? Somebody would be dead. someone's not that would not someone would be getting like typhoid fever hepatitis

like there'd be go to the mic real quick I'm gonna George if I can hear you I disagree you think it would be better if you and Carla

shared a room no I think that if we were forced to do it but it wouldn't be it wouldn't be healthy but him and I would like you know what I mean we would scheme

because we have a scheming relationship you know what I mean yeah like what do you want to do tonight you know what I mean Let's just walk down the street You know what I mean You know what I mean

That kind of scheme Nothing illegal Maybe there's a camera In the clock radio Yeah Yeah yeah yeah Or him and I would like Watch like laugh at

YouTube videos all night long You know what I mean Oh I can see that Yeah yeah So there is a real Deep friendship there And you're right Carl You put it in the context

And I think it took away Some of my rage And my resentment He's your friend He's my friend I think you're right And you know Everyone here is my friend

I believe you know and we should put everything into context don't you think Jaime yeah I think so too do you

yeah I think so yeah me and me and Ralph were like Drake and Josh oh yeah which one were you

that was the opposite I used to be I used to be skinny oh word But like kind of You're skinny No I'm fat Nah

No you've lost weight You look great You walked in You said Dude You're getting fat No I didn't say Dude what did I say

I go Is your head growing That's completely different My head's getting bigger No I was kidding Can your head get bigger If your body gets Like small

Your head can look bigger Like a bobble head Yeah I think your head I think you're right I think the skull You can't shrink the skull You can

Well if you have hydrocephalus Your head can get bigger Yeah Like if you had died in a forest and we found your skeleton, I would be able to identify your body just based on your skull, I think. Sure. I'd go, I think this is...

Whoa. That's you and Ralph? Yeah. That's you? That's you. That's his little cousin. So cute. You can tell that's Ralph Barboza.

I feel like you just said, trying to play Sonic. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wow, you guys have been friends that long. Amazing. How old again? Like 10 or 11. Oh, my God.

Yeah, that'll never die. You know, yeah. That's amazing. It's fun. And then, oh, look at that. Wow. Wow. Do you still hang out with Drake a lot?

Yeah, we're cool. Yeah. But do you guys have, let's have dinner. Yeah. Yeah, cool. Yeah, definitely. And if he goes through hardship, does he call you? I hope so, yeah.

But has he? Yeah now especially more recently I mean he's been doing great we're both doing great So we just kind of He's a dad I'm a dad so we just share a lot of that Like great dad life stuff You get it Cause you're calling babies

Don't do daddy But I want to Can I be honest with you That was the first time When I've been hanging out with your baby I mean this is the first time where I've literally thought Maybe Yeah.

I can see the joy in it because you see the joy in their eyes. Yeah. They're just like, you know what I mean? What is all this? Right? And then, you know, when he looked at me, when he looks at me now, he smiles

and he has so much joy and I can see. No matter how fucked up your life is happening, like your career, whatever, whatever, like when you get home and when you're in front of a child, you're forced to look at the world through their eyes. Like you have no other way to exist

Than to look at the world The way they're seeing it And everything is so pure And it takes you out of the bullshit Yeah, I'm going to Steve Martin it Later Yes Do it late

Because what I'm doing right now is Because I want to get out Because my dad didn't have me Until he was 60 In his 60s My dad too Right Yeah, yeah

From old papas And look at what came out We're special, huh? We are You know the one with Theo Theo too Theo's dad was super old So that's what I'm going to do

Old semen man So this is my goal I've already mapped it out I'm going to do this for maybe Two or three more years And then I'm out I can't do it anymore What does out look like

I've been looking at Redfin Looking at properties somewhere else I'm with ya I'm with ya brother I'm thinking Culver City Burr Bank you know more like Victorville

someone small Stockton I want to go somewhere and my therapist says this is me trying to escape my anxiety but I do look at property and I want to go

somewhere far from here and I want to quit both podcasts I'm being real after two or three more years and then just kind of like

just do something else like what I don't know like gardening yeah I've been looking that up you know what I mean no you just like

Stardew Valley that's gardening okay that's gardening sorry yeah yeah no but no I think there's something

about Stardew where I'm like I would like to garden I think you'd be so good at it I think I'd be good it's something to focus on I also want to do I'm going to get

beard implants i don't care what no one says cool yeah yeah but will i regret getting beard implants be honest with me um i think it's gonna like i'm shaving it yeah because like you're gonna start getting ingrown hairs that like little pimples that pop and like it's just i think you you look you know just enjoy what you have okay like yeah my my partner is like very bearded and you get a lot of just shit you gotta deal with the beard it's another thing you have to like tend to I don't like it Oh you don't like it I got a lot

You got a lot Yeah But you can grow a nice beard It grows thick Yeah And gray And gray? Yeah

You like a beard? Gray Yeah but I never like I don't like shaving I just like buzzing it No what I'm saying is Grow it Long

Long Like Confucius Like Confucius It's itchy? Oh if you grow it too long Yeah Oh fuck maybe I won't then It's a lot

It is? I was in an acting workshop With a kid who had just gotten and eyebrow and beard implants. That's crazy. What do you mean? And he was like, this is going to do it. Wait, wait, wait.

He did a unibrow? He was like, callback season. No. It's so funny that people do that, that it's going to help. He wanted a little more robust. Yeah. He was kind of patchy, and he wanted thicker brows. And he looked good.

Yeah. Yeah. that's another thing about acting is because as comedians there's got to be a point where you say to somebody

it's enough it's not I don't think it's going to happen yeah do you do that because Mitzi Shore always had a sign on her desk

it is a sin to support mediocrity or you have Joan Rivers you got to keep standing in the rain that's another yeah there's a duality there

off till in her 50s right but she was always working she was but it's like you know who are you to be the shot caller of someone's dreams if they want to keep chasing it that's not for you to tell them to sit back down it's you know that's not our job but can i ask you this a question just a philosophical one yeah i don't know if it is but um if you know and everyone knows that this person like as a stand-up especially like this guy's not funny at all he never doesn't do do well yeah even then stand out in the rain? But does he bring him joy? Is he fulfilled?

Does he like the camaraderie of the... This new Kalilah? I don't know, man. It's insane. It's just like you gotta chase, you know, what fills you up, right? If now, if he's neglecting a whole family and not putting food on the table

and he's an angry man, I would be like, yo, like, I think it's done. I think you're done here. But if you see him fulfilled and he's a good dad and things are... It's fine. We don't get to call the shots on that. You know what?

I agree. who cares who cares yeah it could be it's you know you know what I hate when comics complain about

actors that do stand up yeah what is this guy you know what I mean I'm like what do you care yeah you know what I mean

does it you know you're fine yeah it doesn't affect you it's a very insecure take so I think you just changed my mind

ah I finally got a fly yeah no I've got to count eight or nine already I've been counting you're the dying person

not me what do you think of comedians who become popular and they get into acting but they're kind of like what i do works like i don't need to train i don't need to do any classes or anything like i'm i'm good ready to go in this different thing all right so i i and i want to get specific at all i think that um it is a completely different craft yeah it really is because when i'm acting i don't feel like when i do podcasting or stand-up it's i'm literally focused and like you know i mean what is my character trying to get out of the scene you know what is my motivation here and all that stuff and just also memorizing the lines and then just kind of having in the back there's just so

many different things you have to learn also like what a mark is you know i mean also um you know um there's just all these technical things you know the technical stuff sure now it's like i know what it is so you know i do i like you know when jenna fisher yelled at me because i was doing um candy crush or something yeah i was doing candy crush on her reverse sure because i had already memorized the lines and she was like doing the scene and the cameras on her i was playing candy crush and she lost her mind oh tell us i know this story but no wait tell us i just said she lost her mind there's nothing else like what did that look like like are we talking about um what What the fuck, Bobby?

Yeah. Why? Yeah. Would you be mad if we were in a movie, I know my lines, all you have to do is look at my head. Yeah. Right? And I'm just like, yeah, and that's what he said, Frank.

That's crazy sauce. That's wild. These are your lines? Oh, my. It is crazy sauce, Frank. Hey, Bobby. Yeah, what's up? Can we just take a quick, can we just cut for a second?

Why? The first take was great. Dude. Okay, go ahead. You gotta look at me. You gotta, you gotta. You gotta look at me. Oh, are we doing this?

Doing what? You got to. If there was a tennis ball there, dude, you could do it. Yeah, I could. You know what? Here's the good news. I'm here. That is good, isn't it?

That's the good news. Yeah, that's fun. Yeah, yeah. I'm glad you're crushing it on your online game. But right here, right now, we're doing this. So let's be brave. Let's be nuts. And maybe just try.

OK. Yeah. Go ahead. Acting's fun, right? Go ahead. And action. Hey, are we going to go to the circus later? We're going to the circus later.

Yeah. I'm going to get you fired. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? With our relationship, that would do it. You would never do that. I do it all the time. What are you talking about?

You can mess around, but I know you. I know he's got to run it up. Okay. Don't worry about it. I mean, we're on a roll. He's got his daughter with him. Where's your daughter at? He's at a preschool.

Keep him until four. No rush. Let me just resolve this. Can we resolve the firing? The improv? Yeah, let's resolve this. I'll pick it back up. I'm going to get you fired.

Dave, I want to have another conversation with Joshua Quirk, okay? Thanks. I'm just kidding. Okay, well. Let's do it again. Great, let's do it again. Go ahead. All right, back to one.

Ready and action. So are we going to go to the circus later? Yes, Frank. Okay. We are going to the circus. All right. See, can we cut? Yeah, that was.

Nice. We're going to the circus, Frank. Oh, my God. Josh Peck made him cry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up? What's up? Did you have three or four Trazodone last night?

I just want to know. Are you snorting the Trazodone? It's none of your mom's business. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway. Yeah. Did we get it? It's your lines, dude.

I'm not on screen. Oh, that was the master. That was the master? That was the why? That was the why? I do all the time. You did all that. I didn't know it was the why all the time.

That was his close-up. Oh, fuck. My bad, dude. You've been on screen the whole time. Oh, shit. All right. Let's do it wide. Go ahead.

fuck yeah let's go let's go and cut amazing we got it alright hey see how good that fucking felt yeah

yeah wait until it's your coverage yeah wait alright so you have nothing to promote I have the good guys podcast yeah it's a great podcast yeah yeah yeah

I already get it I'm gonna do a show on Amazon that comes out at the end of the year which one what's it called it's the second season I don't know if I'm allowed to say don't say it

I'll say it then it's called cross second season of cross alright so reoccurring on that reoccur on that good guys podcast yeah

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