TigerBelly - Lisa Gilroy & The Verbal Hug Problem

Episode Date: February 11, 2026

Fan favorite Lisa Gilroy, comedian and actress, returns to help Bobo solve his emotional problems with physical hugs. We chat white-people hugging culture, Blake Griffin, camp counselor energy, Michael Bay Thanksgiving, foam parties, VIP haunted houses, choppelganger, Friends replacement, and hometown accidents.  Join the loyalty program for renters at www.joinbilt.com/BELLY Go to www.hims.com/BELLY  for your free online visit.

Hi, I'm Bobby Lee, and I created a graphic novel with my friend Matthew here. It's called Deadweight. Look at how beautiful this is. Wow. Wow. Amazing. Dude, this looks great. Look at that. Oh my god, dude. You can get it everywhere. Books are sold. Barnes & Noble, Amazon, and Gunnerbooks.com.

It's rated our Kung Fu Panda meets Kickass. It's from my heart. And so please check it out. Wow Let's see you again Wow wow wow wow wow wow Oh hello No cream Anybody have cream

Is that what you said Is that mine? Yeah that's yours I think hers are right there I think yours is right there Who has cream? I don't know why he said I don't know I heard cream Karim or cream The cream Abdul Jar Okay that's what I thought

Cream Abdulzabar I went to school with a kid named cream You really? Yeah, and his nickname was Cream Puff. Aw. Oh, I like that. Was he black? No.

Oh. Okay. Is that a shocking twist? No. Just asking. Curiosity. Do you not like hugs, Bobby? No.

I like your white teeth. In your face. In your face, man. So you're not a hugger? I do side hugs. Pretty good at that. What's wrong with you? I'm pretty good at like pounds

I'm a big pounder Yikes No no no no no not like this kind of pound Oh okay Yeah yeah yeah not the other kind And then I'm also What's up? I'm good at that Why can we like where does it come from

Where does it go? I have intimacy issues I have intimacy issues You do You always have Well I mean I dated her for 10 years Ask I mean tell Do you did you get hugs

When they were dating? Sometimes he's like a cat He comes when you want to He approaches when he wants to. Right. Yeah. And if he doesn't want to be approached, it's like... Oh.

Yeah. Because you ran from me when I tried to hell you this morning. Yeah, well, you know, there's an energy that you exude. I want it now. You don't get one. Hey, you don't get one. What? Did you get braces?

Are we talking about this? I don't know. Yeah, I got braces. Yeah. Okay. Talked about her teeth for like 20 minutes left. That's up. All right.

Let's move off from it. Let's move up for a minute. 20 minutes. How have you been, Elise? Do veneers come from? dead people. I don't know. Where do they make that?

Is it like composite? Because you know when you get your wisdom teeth out, they take, well they put, you know, the dentist takes the old bones of other people's teeth from when they died and grounds it up into powder and makes it into goo and puts it in your mouth to make other teeth. Can you choose what teeth you want grounded up?

No, it's just a whole shit mix of whoever got cremated. Oh my God, it could be anybody then. But that's true. Did you know that? It's like bone composite that the dentist's used made from other bones. And even the composite bonding is from other... I think so.

Ew. I know. So when they make gold rings, they just take gold, melt it. You're right, you're right. And make other gold rings. Yeah, and gold teeth, too, I guess they melt it down

and make other gold teeth. You're the smartest person I know. Watch that. Do you like hugs I make? Yeah. No. After after. I just head phoned up.

I won't be able to leave. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just wait. But after, I'm going to give you a hug of a lifetime. Yeah. I would ask for people, like, can I have Sean Connery? Do they have that?

Oh, you just to choose. Oh, the choose. I want to choose the kind of tooth that I want. But I feel like if that's the case and they give you Sean Connery, you cannot change his size. What do you mean? So if Sean Connery has big teeth...

You said they grind it up and then they mold it to your... Hey, okay, so I'm going to do some couples counseling for you guys. We're talking about two separate things here. Okay, what is it? So, Kalila is talking about using dead people's teeth for veneers. And Bobby is talking about grinding up the teeth to use them as composite that glues other... Oh, I see.

So what are we talking about now? So see how I opened up the line of communication. Yeah, you did. Thank you so much. Thank you, Nikki. So what's everybody's love? Like you?

That is not Nikki Glazer. Thank you, Nikki Glazer. You didn't really drive at the Golden Globes here. Two years in a row. Just really killed it. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Lisa Gilroy?

I went to the after party after the Golden Globes and I was floating around the party and everybody that was past me was like, you're so funny. And I was like, oh my God, I am. I'm like, I've actually made it.

I'm like crushing it in the scene. I've like arrived. Wow. And then someone else was like, you rock. And I was like, and then a famous woman came up to me and gave me a big hug and held both my hands and said, thank you so much for making tonight so special. Wow.

And then I was like, oh, everyone thinks I. Yeah, yeah. Can you say who the famous person was or no? No. Okay. I don't want to embarrass her. Because honestly, also after she said that I just went, thank you. Yeah.

Because I was so, I didn't know, I didn't want to, I didn't want to make her feel. bad or embarrassed. Yeah. Look at Nikki. I love her so much. So, yeah, I mean, it was Nikki's party we were at, so no wonder we were floating around and everyone was congratulating me on my big night. I was in heaven.

Also, for whites, you guys are not that similar looking. I don't think so either. No. No. No. In fact, I think you're... Well, go ahead. To your eyes, no, but to the public. I surely think white people do look the same, and I do not think you look

like her. Wow, that's surprising. Even I sometimes see a picture of her at a certain angle and I think it's me. Yeah. Yeah. I have problems with whites too myself. Yeah. Yeah. What do you hate more? White people are hugging. Great question. It's a really good question. I don't hate anybody.

That's number one. Okay. Because I'm all about peace, love, and namaste. Are you allergic to anything? No. Does anything upset your belly bad? Oh, yeah. Cream. Milk?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Mary, fuck, kill. Milk, white people. hug. God, you're quick today. What do you want? So I would... Who will you take as a bride? I'd marry a white person.

Wow. Okay. Wow, revolution. Yeah, yeah. I would fuck... Ooh. Dairy. Milk, for sure.

I would fuck milk, yeah. Yeah. You don't even want to fuck a hug. It's crazy. Yeah, I don't want to fuck a hug. Yeah, I don't want to fuck a hug. You'd rather fuck a hug. the thing that makes your stomach upset, then a hug,

which is the best thing that we have. Listen, here's why I don't do hugs. Because everyone has a different hugging style. Sure. Right? Some male comics are shoulder, right shoulder in first. I don't like that. And they bring in their arm, and they do this lock, and then they go in with their shoulder.

Okay. And have a very sensitive chest. Oh, okay. It hurts. It really hurts. Well, your nipples are always bleeding. Yeah, they're always bleeding. Yeah, I mean, also when they're taller, right, let me just say something, okay? Because now I'm onto something here, guys. Okay?

If I'm hugging a tall guy, right, I get both under. Oh. Right? I'm not doing the right arm wraparound. But you can. What? You can attempt. No, I will not even attempt it because it looks weird.

Let's try it on a tall person. She's not that, I'd have to do it with George. I'm taller than you, Bob. Yeah. That much taller, though. That much taller. Stand up. Oh, God, it's on camera down.

Oh, the water. It's all right, it's all right, Lisa. Oh, sorry. No, leave it, leave it, leave it. It's all right. It's all, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The hole's fine. Yeah.

E.J. Mastash. E.J. Sorry. Just leave it there. Just leave the towel. I got so mad at Bobby. Get the comic.

Why did you get mad? Jesus, tall people problem. I'm right? But I was taller. Everyone saw that, right? Okay, now do the proper attempt to go for the over the arm hug with Lisa. Oh, you're tricking him and talking me now? No, no, I don't want it.

E. I just here. EJ is here. So you guys are, you're not that tall. You just, what? All right. Check the piano. It's okay.

Hi. What's not, tongue? No, I need a conversation before you. Hey. Are you, are they on camera? Yeah. EJ, stay where you are. Yeah.

And Bobby, keep your pants higher. That'll give you some height. That makes you look taller. You look taller already. That's because. Okay, so Bobby's in his kitchen. It's 6 a.m. You just woke up.

Another comic enters. the kitchen. Hey. Thanks for letting me stay in the room. In the room. Thompson girl in the room. I know what I'm saying you're going in with your whole body. Oh. Yeah. What is this? What is this arm like this like this far? Go in flush. Go go. Go. Go. Go. Oh, yeah. Oh, but what's this Bobby? Yeah, I saw that too. Bobby's fingers go like this. You had to go, you have to hug this way. I have carpal tunnel. You know this. That's insulting.

But when you hug someone, you gotta hold them. Yeah, you gotta hold them. You like balled up your fingers like, you had brain trauma. I'm alpha. That is true. That's the course. You didn't know that? I don't know you were alpha?

Yeah, yeah. I'm alpha, dude. Right? But Bobby, you know what I think might also make you feel really cute? If you're ever hugging a tall man, you could do both arms up. Oh, over the top. Okay, so I knew a girl, right? Okay, bullshit.

Okay. Okay. God, I love it. I love your honor. I know a girl that linked up, I'm going to just say it, Blake Griffin. Okay. That's the girl?

He came to the comedy store to meet a friend of mine. Okay. Right? And he, I went in for, I went above, which my instinct said don't. To play Griffin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'll pause because I know Stewie and I know the, I know Peter, but I don't know which Griffin this one is.

Wait, am I saying it right? You say it, Blake Griffin. Who is that? Blake Griffith? Yeah, Blake Griffin. Is it Griffin or Blake Griffin? Oh, Peter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I made the mistake, I went up, then he picks me up. Remember, my legs were dangling? Oh, no. Do you remember that? And it dangled there for 45 seconds, I counted. Right? And everyone was laughing. I will not repeat that mistake again.

Yeah. Right. So I try to go under. I want body control. Wait, so sorry, you said you tried to go both arms up on him, who's like probably four feet taller than you? You were doing, you were literally, you were going pick me up. You were doing upies.

There's no way. Of course he lifted you off the ground. You lifted both arms? No, it was like he was a deity. You asked for an upee. Upies. Like a deity, right? Up.

And then I grabbed, locked onto his neck. Yeah. Right? And he took me for a ride. Bobby, I just. I just want to say there's no way you even wrapped your fingers around his neck if your feet weren't already dangle dangled. There's no way you could do that from planted feet on the ground. Yeah, he didn't, no, no, no, he did an Asian bow.

Oh, so he bowed to hug you and then you put your arms up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there was more to it than that. So he simply just stood up and you didn't let go. Yeah. You want to say, he picked you up and dangled you for 45 seconds. You were saying that that's what I wanted. No, I'm saying that's what you did. If he bent down to hug you and you put your arms up like this,

and you didn't let go. The man simply stood up and lived his life and you were just dangling and like a necklace. Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. Are there people that you don't want to hug that go in for a hug? It's rare, but it has happened. Oh, I'm like, something weird is happening. I think I've electrocuted myself in this water.

I would say the only people I've not wanted to hug in my life are like, I used to be a camp counselor and sometimes there would be like... The little kids? No, I love the little kids. I'll hug all the little kids. There's a certain energy of like one. type of kid that you just feel like they ask for too many hugs you're like you're done oh it's not even that it's like there's something else going on it's like the

energy is very like I don't know oh okay what's that do you and Blake Griffin when you don't remember that no I don't remember that yeah oh he picked me up like that too no that's AI why are you acting like an old person I felt for that that could have happened you think so yeah that could have happened. Yeah, it looks like a commercial you guys shot together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, that's really cool. That's really cool. That's scary because I can't really identify anything in that that makes it, usually you can tell by the people in the background that it's AI. You can tell his right eye. You can't. Yeah, you can't. Yeah, it's up with his right eye. It doesn't look like

your eye is. Oh, look at his fingers. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the fingers. Yeah, yeah. Wait, there's, yeah. No, that's his fingers. No, those are yours. Oh, they could be Those are his fingers. Oh, locked in. Yeah, and we're locked in like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's getting good at fingers. That's upsetting.

But your ring finger is completely broken. Yeah, yeah, true that. Anyway, let's move on from AI, dude. You can't tell it's AI? Ooh. I could tell, yeah, right away. How? It just looks AI.

Oh. Classic. You've been making a lot of pictures on there, huh? You really are smart, like you said. Like she said. Yeah, you can tell it's AI, man. Yeah. Yeah. Can you... Let's move on.

Okay. Can we move on? Yeah, move on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys heard of a chopel ganger? Yes, it's like your ugly version of you? Yeah. Or are you the ugly version of somebody?

Oh, yeah. I don't think you are. I think I'm probably Chris DeBelle's chopper ganger. No, no, no, no. I've been told that. I don't think so. Not a chance. Chopel ganger?

Yeah, chopel ganger. It's a chopped doppelganger. It's a TikTok slang. Yeah. So, Dan Ramos is my chop. Choppel danger? Yes, but how are you the chopper ganger of? Yeah, that's, yeah.

An open mic. It's an open micer. I know. Like the rock, maybe. Kind of, wait, there are some similarities. There has to be something. Like, for instance, I'm probably the chapel ganger of Britney Furlan. same eyes close together

same kind of yeah his is Marcelo Hernandez he's a chapel ganger of Marcelo Hernandez yeah yeah about the guy from the directed parasite what's his name Bong Zhongho yeah

I have a photo with him I think we have the same eyes yeah yeah yeah I don't did I post that photo okay anyway so who's yours I thought Chris and Bell

I don't know. I don't really get any. I don't know who else. I mean, maybe like... Kate Winston. Fuck you. Yeah, fuck you, dude. That was actually really uncalled for. Yeah, that was uncalled for, yeah. You are the renaming people. My cousin Marcus?

Yeah. He turned to heat off? It's like a sweatshop. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What? But Lisa, I mean, for a comedian, I want to tread lightly here. Oh, already, that's so mean. For a comedian? For a comedian?

Yeah. You didn't tread lightly. What, Bobby? It feels weird now. I want to gently go into the forest. You want me to try? For a comedic entertainer. Okay.

Right? That sounds like adult entertainment. Yeah. You know what? I'm going to get out of the forest, I think. Yeah, I don't know. You're more likely going into a forest right now? Like how dogs walk away from their family.

And they want to go die somewhere. private? Oh, they do that. That's really sad. Are you doing that, Bobby? No, no, no. Well, what I wanted to say is, and I'm probably going to get in trouble for saying this, and I don't know how to say it, but I'm going to just try to say it.

I mean, you're very attractive for, you know. Then why won't you hug me? Oh. It's like literally. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, I'll tell you why. With female comedic entertainers. Stop saying.

Who says comedic entertainers? What is this? I just want to. I don't want to get in trouble for female comedic entertainment. What would you call yourself? Yeah, a male Asian entertainer. Oh. Not comedic?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's in the Asian. So it's, what? I would just, without the comedic, male Asian entertainer. It sounds like a stripper. It's a stripper. Okay, okay. Anyway, I don't know.

Why am I sweating? Because it's hot. Oh, that's right. Thank, thank, thank you. Nice one. Get stuff when you're parent. Bill.

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and finasteride. Nice one. Anyway, you're very attractive. Welcome to the show, Elisa Gilmer. Yeah. Entertaining. All over the world, you know. Yeah, you've been busy, huh?

Uh-huh. Yeah. Tell us all of it. You've been busy too, brother. Hey, brother, sister. Sister, cousin, yeah, yeah. Friend. Well, I did.

I shot my first special. Yes, you did. Yay. The whole game came. Yeah. And I know this is. about you, but I have a little thing about him. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tell me. No. He pissed me off. Can I just... I would love to hear it. All right, so he produces Tiger Belly, our podcast. Obviously this, the thing that you're on now. The program we're here. I thought this was called The Slept King. That's my nickname. So, yeah, so he is a producer here. He has a dude he got, he went to film school in Columbia.

What does that have anything to do with anything? Well, he wants, it's the part of his, like, pedigree, right? It's just, you know, his qualifications before you tell him. I took Taekoendo classes in the top four year. Okay. Yeah. I have a purple belt on Taekondale. Okay.

Okay. I took Jazz. Only Ivy League school with a film program. Yeah. What else? I was an AV club. He was an AV club. Oh, that's good.

That's why you know a lot about movies. Yeah. Camera angles and. So I heard from the grape behind. And DP and, oh. He wasn't done giving his credit. He said DP? Like director of photography?

Um, that's it. I have morning announcements. You did the morning announcements? And we should be doing it. I know. Wait, there's a certain type of people who did morning announcements. There, it's a pipeline, right? Let's me and you say, good morning high school students on the count of three. One, two, three.

Good morning high school students of the country. Oh, I said on the count of three. Kuala, jump the guy up there. There's one school that is the whole country? We're doing the announcements for every high school. Can I just say that? Honestly, after I had a baby, I think I'm going deaf. Like, this isn't like, I really think I'm going, I can't hear anything.

I was like, of the country. That's weird, Lisa, but I'll say it. Yeah. Okay, so good morning high school from the country. Good morning. Yeah, yeah. One, two, three. Good.

Who's doing it? I know. I'm the director. Okay, go ahead. Yeah, you did. You're the director? Then direct. I thought we said it already.

I thought you were DP. Director of photography. Okay. You say it. On three, two, one. You're saying it. You're saying it. You said you did morning down.

Direct. The director is direct. Okay, anyways. No, I want to finish this. What kind of announcements did you make? The lunch menu. All right, so three, two, one. Action.

Good morning, North Mesquite, uh, stallions. Welcome to this week of, uh, you make me nervous. Sorry. What? I'm intrigued. Good morning, Stallions of North Mesquite High School in Mesquite, Texas. The lunch menu. Gotta remind them of the city.

Lunch. We're in Mesquite? What? What is it? Holy shit. Monday lunch is salsberry steak with a little side of mashed potatoes. If it's not your mom's cooking, then it's not your mom's cooking. I don't know.

That's such a good catchphrase for the cafeteria. Really good, dude. That's really good. It's not your mom's cooking. Then it's not your mom's cooking. your mom's so simple it's so beautiful it's so true i don't remember at there being an announcement at my school we didn't have it in our school we were a poor high school yeah i think we i don't know we never they just had one kid with a megaphone yeah yeah so what happens the first class the bell

rings and somebody makes an announcement like good at bob did you ever go to school i did but there's a theory about the people who do morning announcements and it's a pipeline and it's a thing on TikTok where they're like, if you did morning announcement, what are you doing now? And it's always people either who are in entertainment or are doing something. Adult comedic entertainment? Asian. Asian adult comedic

entertainment. Wow. But yeah, there's a certain type. Or what? Like news people? News. One of them was like a big brand founder. Like just I'll send you that TikTok. Successful people. Yeah, successful types. Outgoing types.

Anyway, back to Jorge. Wait, wait, good. I'm going to try one. Go ahead. Good morning. My voice is too deep. It's good. It's fine.

I'm going to be a kid. Oh, okay. Hi. You know what I mean? I'm Marvin Olohe. Nice. I took a career. Good morning, Poway High School students.

It's Olohe. Marvin. Marvin O'Hohe. Fuck. Yeah. And today's lunch is SpaghettiOs with a little bit of marinade. And we also got, what? What are you doing?

It's because we put our morning announcements on the high school page, but I'm trying to look for them. Yours would still be up there? Yeah. But Jaime, I'm doing something. Oh. Can you look up in 2015, North Mesquite, morning announcements, the AB Club.

them. Good flow, Jaime. Very good flow, Jaime. I'm just going to go back to this now. I liked this little character you were doing. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Anyway, I'm so, um, I'm shooting my first special.

We're insane. Congratulations. It was great. Okay, thank you. Um, and what happens is Monday, last Monday, I woke up with a severe sore throat and body aches. Sick. Now I'm panicking. Right?

So I get the IV. the whole thing. And then Friday comes about... Bless you. Bless you. I'm allergic to people talking about being sick. Yeah. So I show up Friday. Very stressful.

You know, I do it at the San Diego Balboa Theater. I did four shows. And then the shows went well. I took a steroid shot from my throat because I was losing my throat. There was a lot of chaos going on. But at the end of the day, I think we got what we needed.

It was a good time. And everyone showed up for me. And thank you so much. So clap for that. Anyway, clap for that. Right, thank you. But then yesterday I found out some of the antics he was pulling, you know what, I mean? Without, I wasn't privy to.

Number one, you gave the director notes. I asked him if I could be in it. I could open. I asked him. You asked him what? Would you like any, can I give you any, get I give you any suggestions? No. Proposal.

Can I give you any proposals? Okay, so you made him a very indecent proposal. what was the note that you had? Yeah. Before scene you say, say it again, and I get to... But that's not a fucking directing note. That's a performance note. You should have just come to me directly and go,

why don't you try this time? No, no, no. Things go through the director. Things go through the director. No, no, no. You were in the room with me the whole fucking time. And he's so fucking night. You could just tell him anything.

Look how approachable here. You have so much going through your head. You don't take... You don't talk to the talent directly unless they ask. You go through the director. I asked you. I asked you so much it says how things going. How things are going?

How do you think things are going? Well, if you have too much in your head, it might not have gone as well. I agree. I think that's the right move. Yeah. I think it's true. I mean, you don't bother the bride on her wedding day. Everyone knows that.

And I felt bad for, yeah. You tell the wedding planner. You see what I'm saying? Mm-hmm. Damn, this is turned. It's turned back. He's just looking out for you because it's true. It's like when you're on set, you can't.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. I think I didn't. It was too extra to bother the director. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay. Okay, okay. I understand what's going on. I know what's going on.

All right, here's the second thing then. Let me go to the second thing. Okay, all right, all right? Get ready, brother. Yeah, yeah. So apparently in closed doors, when I wasn't even around, right? You said when the special comes out that I won't be doing new or I'll be doing the same act. Did you not say that?

Did you not say that? As if I'm like, I'm lazy. I'm a lazy piece of shit. I'm saying, and you were adamant about it. People that, the witnesses that I heard from, right, were like, he was being serious. You want to do a bet right now? Not the same act, some of the same jokes.

What? I said, you want to do a bet right now that you won't, if you throw a new joke out there and it doesn't crush, you won't go back to tried and true material. No, no. It crush is because you love to crush on stage. You love to crush, so you're going to go, if you panic with a new material

and it doesn't work, you're going to throw an old joke in there that crushes and you're going to make the audience happy because that's what you do. I really, really didn't want to take George's side on this. I promise you, I want to take your side. I'll make some money on it right now. But I will say that what George is saying

is he's just a repetition of things you've expressed to us about like... What? How you're like, on a Saturday night... I'm sorry, Lisa, I'm sorry, Lisa. On a Saturday night, you feel the pressure to crush, So you're usually... Stop.

Okay, but I'm just saying, I'm George. I hear what you're saying. I don't want to pylon. You were piling on. Lord. He loves you so much. You get the pylon machine it was going like a leaf blower.

What? So I don't know. I just made that up. There's no leafboard. Pylon, fun fact, is a Canadian and British word for traffic home. It is.

P-Y-L-O-N. Wow. Yeah. Palon. Thank you. for that. I did not know that information. I'm trying to break the tension. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I would like to defend myself real quick, okay? Cool. I had talked to the store, right? And I go, I'm not calling in until I have 15. All right? So I'm doing belly room spots until I have a strong enough 15 that I could do the OR main room, all right? Because I'm going to force myself not to do any old jokes. Wow.

Okay. If I do, it would cause me so much shame, right? and I don't want to feel that anymore So I think you're wrong And if you want to bet money on it I'm willing to bet money now Ooh Go ahead Alex

I was in the room Alright tell him tell him Go yeah go to the mic All right so George When George When we were When it first came up

George did kind of Who else was in their room first Gene Hong EJ EJ Yeah I would be I was not there.

I don't know who else was. Oh, Ramsey, I think, was in there. Okay. Okay. All right. So when George first said it, we all disagreed with George. Because the way he first said it. And he said it in a negative tone, correct?

No. In another... It's Columbia guys. It's natural. Columbia, yeah. I mean, I disagreed with him. Remember, I told you. I thought you were wrong.

Yeah, you're a hero right now. I'm a hero. You're wrong. Bobby's the best. I need a raise. I mean, I'll take some more. But George did re-clarify and he'd said

exactly word for word what he just said right now. Oh, okay. All right. He said if you were doing a set, it wasn't going well, you'd go back to an old joke. But is there anything wrong with that? Yeah. Is it so shameful to do one joke from a... How long is this special? 45 minutes. Okay, so one joke out of

45 minutes if things aren't going well, peppered in. Obviously, people are going to like the special, so isn't it like, when a musician plays a really... It's not free bird. You know, I'm not in the skinner. Hey, do free bird. And that's what jokes are. No.

People do come back to your shows every year to. Bobby, I swear to you, I have watched maybe, what, a thousand of your shows. And every single time, there are certain jokes that just hit and make me giggle a thousand times. Oh, I want to grow! I know. Oh, I love that fan. I love that fan. But I'm just saying you do have a free bird.

It is free bird. I have one more, one more. One more. One more. One more. Go. I saw a Cheech and Chong a couple years ago. they played the hits and I loved it.

I didn't want them anything off their new album. No, nothing off the new album. All the hits. Lisa, how was everything? Cheech came out in a pink tutu and everything and it was great. Bobby, I'm sorry you're in a room full of people that... No, no, no.

P-Y-L-O-N. Yeah, P-L-O-N. I was just trying to diffuse. Thank you. Oh, I do have to bring up one thing. Uh-oh. But last time Lisa was here, you told a very specific story

that she was shocked by when you said you stood up Michael Bay on Thanksgiving the first time she was here. Bobby has a new story. You did it again? No, I went. Because of you. You went to Michael Bay?

He called Michael Bay to California. No, you're kidding. I called Thanksgiving with him. You called to record. I called the story. Yeah, yeah. I called Michael Bay. I go, hey, you're doing Thanksgiving again?

He goes, yeah, why? I go, can I come? And I went. You went to Michael Fest. When was the last time you talked to him before this? Months. Yeah, yeah, before.

That's, months is not. Yeah, yeah. But I went and now I'm sitting in the biggest mansion I've ever seen in my life, right? With me, Michael Bay's mom sitting across from me. Hot. Him, his girlfriend, and a couple of like arms dealers. I think they, what don't they were? You know, those guys with the, you know, kind of Arabi.

Yeah, okay. With turtlenecks, black turtlenecks. Security. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't really talk that much. Okay. Yeah, yeah, jowls. Do you mean like in, like, with fat or feralex?

Facial hair. Facial hair or fat jowls. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Do you? Yes. Yeah, yeah. And they're sitting there like dinner and I spent hours there. And did you love it?

Yeah. Okay, what happened? Where did you get your change of heart? You, because the last time we talked about it, you were like, we were like, you should have gone. Like how could you, you know what? Nothing. I didn't say anything.

I've smiled. And this time I went. And I'm going to go again next year. Nice. Nice. That's very good. Yeah, yeah. And we saw a movie together.

Transformers? No. He only sees his. Yeah. The Rock. No. Which is... I love The Rock.

Yeah, and it was a great movie. But I went, and then we went, he went, would you like to go down to my theater and watch a movie? Oh, it was at his house, of course. Yeah, yeah. And I go, I'll go to your theater. Just the two of you? No, it was a bunch of us. Oh, one big blanket.

And we saw Running Man. the new one. Cool. Yeah, yeah. Which I kind of like it was fine, you know. And then... Popcorn? Yeah, there was popcorn, candies.

Did he have like a little candy bar down there? What do you mean? Like a little snack place for the movie theater. I think I remember there being popcorn. That's it. But did you have to take it from the kitchen? There's no fucking kiosk or something like that. You know what I mean?

No one's selling it, but just like... It's not a lemlies. Like a little place for the candy to be down there. I mean, if you're rich enough, why do you have to like schlep your popcorn from the kitchen to the movie theater like a peasant? Because have you ever been to, obvious you have, have you been to like. Michael Bay's house?

Yes. Obviously. Obviously. Have you been to like, you know what I mean, a friend of yours, they're doing very well and they're a gigantic house? Yeah. Right? And you don't want to touch anything and fuck it up.

I touch everything. Oh, you do? Yeah, because you know what? The richer the people, the more the cleaners they have. They don't even know the possessions they own or what order they place them. You could take something and they'll never know. Yeah, yeah. Not that I have or thought about it.

Yeah. That is true. They won't notice. They won't. Yeah. I would, um, what's his house? Uh, Richie Rich. What's his house?

What's his house? Rich. He has a roller coaster. He has a McDonald's. That's what. He has a professor bean that makes new technology. Yeah. When I was a kid, I love that movie.

I was like, yeah. I want to get that big. Yeah. He should have a McDonald's in here. So he's, oh yeah. He was born rich, though. Yeah. Richie wish was born rich.

Yeah. Yeah. Remember his mobile, like mobile thing above his crib was dollar signs? Oh, yeah. you and I love that movie I wish I was Oh that was a movie That was a cartoon

It is but it's a movie based off the cartoon And look and he makes friends And the friends are all like dirty regular kids And then he brings him in his little sweater vest Is it Melkolli Kuckin? Yes of course Oh He's so sweet

Yeah wow I love the movie And his parents McDonald's in his house Is that a Philips McDonald's and he had an amusement park His parents were in like a plane crash Bobby you're his chapel ganger

I don't know what that kid's doing now He did the morning announcements for sure That's not the kid from Spider-Man, is it? No No No, it's a really old movie This is from our childhood That's Professor Beankeen.

Oh Is his name Beankeen? I think so Yeah I've never seen There's not a lot of children movies Even as a kid that I saw Back in the day

I never saw Home Alone Have you seen it now? No. I know because I've been around, I know bits and pieces of it. Did your parents sing like children's songs or play children's programming around you? Like Mr. Rogers. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

They did? My dad would sing Christmas. All the time. Happy our birthday to you. That's my favorite Christmas song. Yeah, yeah. No, he didn't. Remember that old joke?

I should have done this old joke. Yeah. My dad would sing Christmas songs because of me. make up the words. Yeah. And one of the jokes was, Frost, do you hear, good guy?

That's so funny how, like, the energy was starting to tank, so you started leaning on, like, good old material just then. You're right. I do do that. Holy shit. I did do that just now.

Oh, my God. Lisa got you. Gilroy got you. Oh, my God. I'm a failure. I'm sweating. Okay, but you having never seen Home Alone really intrigues me because I'd love to know what you think.

Describe the whole plot in your mind having heard. Well, he's a kid at home alone, right? But how to get Home Alone? That's interesting. Because this would be me with Star Wars. Like, I've never seen it, but I've heard so much. Yeah, yeah. I'll give you the honest what I think.

Yeah. Their family was going somewhere and they forgot him. Okay, great. Right? You're out to dinner? How do you think they forgot? I don't know. They have a big family, maybe a bunch of kids, and they're all going to go to dinner, and then they're at dinner, and they're like, they're at dinner, and they're like, where's McCulloch? The whole movie takes place with a family that has gone out for dinner and a child is left at home for the night. Well, I don't know, man. He's there for days and days by himself. Days. I don't know the premise. For the information I know, based on home alone, I thought I did a pretty good job. Oh, okay, so that's interesting. You thought the whole movie took place.

one night where the family goes out for dinner and they leave the boy at home. Yeah. That's so interesting. Yeah, because I know that there's robbers. Because Joe Petchie's in it, right? Yes. So I know that there's robbers and Daniel Stern. Yes.

Yeah, yeah. So I know that they're in there. So maybe they're at dinner and they're like, well, we'll just go home. We're almost done with dinner. We got something from McCauley. I don't know his name in it, right? But during that thing, there's robbers. And I thought that maybe he was fighting them off.

Yeah. Yeah, in a war. Except for, isn't it even more titillating to know that he was, home alone for like four nights. That's in, well, that's bad parenting. Well, the family goes to Paris. They forgot him. Well, how do you forget your kid?

And that's what we're saying. Yeah. How do you forget your kid and go to Paris? But you were correct about there were too many people around and too many kids and family. It was a huge family. And you were also correct that they did eat dinner at one point. Yeah. The family, I'm sure at some point in the movie the family's eating dinner.

Night before. Yeah. And you know, McCulley Cullen's brothers in it too. Rory or. famously Kieran. Was it Kieran or Rory? Oh, I forgot about Rory. I love Rory.

Damn, was it Kieran or Rory? It was Kieran. It was Kieran. Oh, I think it was Kieran. Kieran plays Fuller, who Wet's the Bet. Okay. Yes.

So Kieran's in it. And Rory was in the signs, one of my favorite movies. Right, he was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But so they leave him for a week. No, a week. Four days.

Something like that. It's three nights. Is it three nights? Okay. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Rule of three. It's a nice comedy number. You know, also interesting is no one poos in movies.

Oh, no, Kevin McAllister, McCulley Culkin, he poos in that movie. You see it. You see him pulled down his pants and he sits on the toilet and he poos. And you hear it drop into the toilet and you see him and wipe his butt. And you see him look at the toilet paper and show it in the case. I pooed. I'm home alone. It's a famous scene.

That's when he goes like, he's going, I poo. You have to see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. It actually, I think, broke a Guinness War. record because it was the first movie that I think that showed somebody wiping shit up your ass. Oh, you're not kidding. No.

It literally won an award for that. I think he got an Academy Award for it. You're kidding, right? Bro, he's just excited. And they, and, and, no, because McCullochin actually had to poop in it. Like, he had, he did an interview. He was like, they wouldn't do props for it. They were like, you need to actually, they give him beans for days.

Remember the beans in, remember Dennis? Yeah, so it was my favorite, like Walt Tenthau. Yeah, and he has to feed him. feed of the beans the guy who kidnapped him. Yeah. That was kind of horny to me. When I brought the poo, you know what I mean? I thought it would have been an interesting thing to go off on, but I guess...

There's a lot of movies with poo. Yeah. No, like in Die Hard, you know, he's got the... He's running on glass. You know what I mean? At one point, he had to go to the bathroom. Oh. And they just don't show it, which is interesting.

No, but it's just one night, die hard. You could hold the poo for night. If there's an emergency, I'm sure you could hold your poo. Oh, you saw Die Hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. It's one night. You're right. One night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, well, that's a good point. But that's a tough night.

Yeah, it's a tough night. But I think if your wife has a gun pointed at her head, you don't need to go to the bathroom anymore. Oh, that's right. She was down there with Harry Potter guy. What's his name? Mr. You know, he's like. Snape?

Is that Snape? Do you think you can catch us now, Mr. Cowboy? You know that show that you do on the YouTube? It's so funny. Were you dressed up as a line or something? Oh, the dropout show. Yeah, this is like talking to my dad about what I'm doing in comedy. No, but it's really good.

That, like, big yellow monster thing? Yeah, I've always wanted to do that show where it's like... You should, Bobby. I don't think they would have me. Very important people. Yes. Interview with very important. Yes.

Yeah, but I would love to challenge myself to do it. Now, can I ask you about that show? Of course. So you don't know what you're going to be dressed up as. That's right. But you're in makeup, and while they're applying things to your face, you're kind of developing it there, right? No, because you have your eyes close.

and also they're so sneaky. So you have your eyes closed in this prosthetics makeup chair for like three hours and they're poking and prodding and they do sneaky things like they'll put a glove on you and then later they'll take it off or they'll put some sort of crazy wig

so you can see the bangs of it and then before the reveal they remove it and put something else like they're really trying to fuck with you. But most of the time you just, you don't know. Oh so there's probably no mirrors then? No, there's no mirrors.

You get to look at yourself like this video is looking in the mirror for the first time. Oh no, it's not. This is the getting done. But before you shoot you, see yourself, no? They shoot you seeing yourself for the first time and you get two minutes to

come up with whatever character you're going to be. Oh my that's amazing. So this, I had my eyes closed the whole time. The only time I opened them, they put yellow contacts in and I could tell the contacts were yellow because I could see the rims of them. Wow. But I didn't know anything else. Wow. That sounds so fun. It is fun. Were you nervous? Very tricky. I don't get nervous because you can't really like prepare for it anyways.

Right. You don't get nervous at all, do you? Not usually. Really? Like when you were doing Black Mirror, you weren't nervous? No, because you get a few takes to do that. You know, the younger kids? I just say it about the younger kids. They're just so grounded and, you know what I mean? Well, like when we were in high school in 2015

doing the announcements. We were never nervous because, you know, what do you have to lose? We're just flying through space and everybody's going to die so soon. Who cares? Yeah, but that's just healthy. Me, it was like, if you fuck,

I'll look in the mirror. If you fuck up on this line, dude, it's over. It's fucking over, dude Perfect Do it perfect Yeah, but you get multiple takes You know that But then you realize

Yeah through time Yeah Yeah yeah yeah What you realize When you're in something And then someone like Supposed to be like Really good

Yeah Doesn't know their line Yeah The really good actors never do I go Oh you don't even know Yeah Yeah

You're allowed to make mistakes Yes Of course Yeah But I didn't think that For the first 10 years In the business I put a lot of pressure

On myself It seems like you still do Kiss? I do, do. But when do you think you'll be fully realized? Like, when do you think there'll be a time in your life and you're like, I'm Bobby Lee and it feels good to be me?

Like, how old do you think it'll be? 93, deathbed? No, no, no. I think I'm there now. He's close. I think he's close. I'm pretty close. Oh, that's interesting.

Because the second ago, I saw you screaming at all the people who... I think it was the steroids. I think it's a steroid. I told you. Well, because I lost my voice Saturday, and I called Kalila because she was in town in San Diego. She was the doctor, basically. She was the doctor, and I go, what do I do? I lost my voice.

And she came with a big needle of steroids? No, she found me like a makeshift doctor. A makeshift. He's a concierge doctor. He's a real doctor, and he did a house call. Yeah. You know, it's the shot they give to, like, Adele if she needs to perform, but she's sick. So did you sound like her?

Yeah. Hello. It's me. You're like, you're trying to say your act, but you can't. It's just a delir. But then I had told him, I was like, hey, like, you're going to feel agro and, like, wired. So just, like, chill out and don't snap at people. But why did you tell him that?

Because he's so susceptible. His brain is like a sponge. You should have said you're going to feel confident and funny. And then he would have been like, oh, the steroids are working. But he did. He did say that. But then I told him the reason I had to tell him is because he usually slams red bulls and all these stimulants.

I was like, hey, chill out on the Red Bulls and stuff because you're already going to feel like amped. And he did feel amped. Where did they shoot it? In my shoulder. In your shoulder. Yeah, in my shoulder, yeah. He put it in a shoulder and I had a couple of IVs too.

Oh, they bruised you on that one, huh? No, because I did it. Oh, they bruised me. Yeah. Two times it went through here, though, maybe. Yeah, you had a little bruised there. But did it help, though? Like your voice actually came back to life?

I don't know if you heard my voice fried. You heard a Friday night, right? Yeah, you weren't talking anymore. I was not talking anymore. And then as the day goes like, it's not working. I was like this. It's not working. It's not working.

It's working. It's working. Wow. It was like that. How does it work? Does anyone know the science? Yeah. It just basically, if you're inflamed here, it just knocks down all inflammation.

Wow. Yeah. Because he was sick. Yeah. And then Gene brought Chinese shit. What kind? Herbles, medicines, TCM. Something like that.

Yeah. Because, you know, Gene's, friends with Adam Levine. Yeah. And he's like, Adam Levine uses this. I don't know if it was psychological. He might have made that.

Yeah, maybe. But when I sipped it, I'm like, it's working too. I bet it did. It's probably warm. It's warm honey-ish. Yeah. It has like a menisitle.

Medicinal. What? Medicinal. Medicinal taste. Okay. No, it's an honor to watch you learn. That. It's what Chinese opera singers use.

Chinese opera singers. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. And then my agent was like, Trevor Noah uses this, so he got me some of that. Everyone's just name-dropping people? No, I'm naming it. I'm name-dropping. Wait, what fruit was that involved with that? It was a nectar.

Nectarine. It's a nectarine, yeah, yeah. But all of it pretty much helped. And by the time, because I have one joke where I have to screech. Oh, no. Yeah, I know. And you hit it. I hit it.

You know what I mean? So is that the one you wanted him to be louder on? Like you're so good at callbacks? Is that one? No, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get loud on that one. All right.

Do you have any, be real. Any performance, aside from that one thing, any performance not? No, those were the two things that you can also just fix an editing. Okay. If you like the notes. Okay. All right. Yeah, and FaceTune has like body editing so you could give yourself tits or whatever.

Make your waist, itty bitty, big fat ass, whatever you want. You can do it in ADR. Yeah. Yeah, I, you know, what's so funny? She's great. Why are you so quiet today? Yeah, you're very quiet today. It's because I'm thinking about the ham and grilled, the ham and cheese, grilled cheese you had.

The hammock cheese grilled cheese? This whole episode, you've been thinking about it, grilled cheese? What is it? That sounds good. They had it. Ham and cheese grilled sandwich. The ham and cheese grilled sandwich. You saw him eating it, it looked good?

No, no, no. He had him like in his catering. Let's say you're doing morning announcements. How would you describe it in Hamme? Yeah, how would you describe it? for cafeteria announcement. What, the grilled? Mm-hmm.

The grill. That one. For breakfast today. Wait, save the city. Oh. They're not another mesquite. You guys know what school this is. Yeah.

What's up, pirates? Oh, wait. Wait, what's up? I went to South Garland and they had a... Oh, my God. What's that guy? You're on in announcements. Yeah, yeah. Kids are in classrooms.

He's talking to him. He's talking to him. What's the... Oh, what's up Confederates? that was a that was your mascot in South Garden South Garden High School

Mine was my mascot was the Gay Lords Really? Yeah What do they look like? Strathcona Gaylords It was like a lion In a little tiny sweater Yeah

I don't know why I'm Titans That's cool That's cool What's yours? Vikings Oh the Viking Yeah yeah yeah

Anyway go The Confederates Is right I did not go to your high school school man. I just, I can't you. Hymie's losing his mom. No, um, yeah, they had hammond grilled tea sandwiches.

Okay, romance it. Romance it. What do you mean? Your own announcements. Like, okay, pretend you're a waiter at a restaurant and you're like, today's special is a, and then talk about the sandwich for 35 seconds. No, why don't we do this, right? You're doing a commercial. Okay? Get a second. All right? It's a two shot. Okay. You, you and Lisa.

Okay. All right? And it's, it's for this new ham and, right? Action. Hmm, I'm hungry. What do you got? I'm not in a mood for anything heavy. Maybe just like a sandwich or something. But you're the waiter.

Yeah, yeah. She went disagreement on that. I thought you were like... No, no, she did add information. She did. She did have information. And let's start over. Really good...

Are we on a date or a waiter? That's what the improv is going to sell. Okay, I'll let you lead. However is best you did. Explain the sandwich. No, it's you. All right. And action.

Hey, Lisa, hey, thanks for coming on this date with me. What are you in a mood for? I guess I'm in a mood for a sandwich, but I can't read the menu. Here, I can read for you. What does it say? They have the chef special, the grilled hammy cheese grilled sandwich. Ooh, that sounds good. Say more about that.

It looks like it has American cheese. You know how Americans are. And ham, it's baloney. and it's grilled. It sounds good. It does sound good. I think we should take two. Let's take two.

Let's take two. And then go to the camera and Taco Pop. Go to the camera. Yeah. Hey guys. Come down to Mel's Diner with the Worf. The chef's specials is the ham and cheese grilled sandwich. Only at Mel's Diner on sunset.

Please come and you'll get a hot girl like me. And it's not guaranteed. No? I just think it's so crazy that you want to talk about this ham and cheese sandwich and you have nothing to say about it. We asked you to say more and all you could say is it's ham, it's cheese, it's ham, it's cheese. You could say something interesting. The ham is baloney. The ham isn't even ham.

The ham is baloney. Yeah. Yeah. I think probably ham can be, no, baloney could be ham, but ham's not always baloney? I don't think ham is baloney. What is baloney? That's correct. That's correct.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what is baloney? Baloney is, um, mortadella. It's a mortadella. It's not a ham. It's like a shit mix. Yeah, yeah. Wow, okay.

Pork, beef, chicken, turkey. Yeah. Bologna. Okay, it was a bologna. It was, um... Hamed. It was, um... Oh, that does sound good.

Yeah, honey ham. You guys ever like a little, thin little wedge of apple or something in your... Oh my god. You're speaking to the karate choir. What? You almost like a karate kid. Wow, no, don't really ring through with me. I'm speaking to the karate kid.

I love that. I love a little sweet and savory mix. I like sweet and salads too. What do you think? Oh yes. Like a strawberry. Or like a little fig or like a little pecan. Yes. A candied walnut. A crazen? Yeah, a crazen. Yeah. Do you remember that salad in Tulsa with ice cream? What? Yeah, we were in the salad? Yeah. Instead of the dressing, it was ice cream. And so they just put a scoop of it on and you, it's No, it's not just ice cream though because they went there a bunch of times when I was shooting that thing. And I'm so braggie. I shouldn't... Say what it is. Talk about it. No, let me just rewind. Rewind. Rewind. That place, you're right.

Ice cream salad. But it's not regular ice cream. It's sort of like a condensed feta cheese ice cream. So it has, you know what I mean? And it's sweet? It was foamy, a little sweet, but it was feta cheese. It was really delicious. Fomy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Whatever you don't like foamy anything? I don't know FOMU reminds me You know when you're in like a really

stinky lake or something There's like some foam that gets foamed up on the beach Yeah oh yeah I don't like that I don't like that foam You're an ocean girl Yeah when you see away from the foam So you don't there's still things you don't like

About the ocean The foam The foam What is the foam? I don't know it's usually like Leftover God's gin God's gin

It's I associate it with dirty water Except if it's like You know from a wave But that's different foam Yeah You're right. It's like gross debris. Would you drink, like, swallow ocean water?

I have a lot. Like, an accident? Yeah, and I've, like, had diarrhea. From ocean water? Wow. Because you're doing, like, tricks and flips on a surfboard? Are you, like, flipping an ollie? No.

But I die. Ooh. That's, wow. That's all foam, baby. Oh. I don't like that. That's disgusting. That is disgusting.

It says some of it is toxic waste from sewage. Oh, man, don't go in there. It's like sludgy. Jesus Christ. Why are people enjoying it so much? They think it's natural. Yeah. They don't know any better.

Do you guys ever go to a foam party? I did once and I broke out in like the worst rash ever, ever. Ever. I don't think I've ever been to one. What's a phone party? I think it's for like hot girls in white outfits with Pukeshell necklaces in Mexico with their bachelor's party. Exactly. That's exactly what it is.

Off the top of my head. I've never been invited. Yeah. I mean, I don't really understand it, though. It just feels like a hair and makeup ruiner. It's useless, yeah. Is it supposed to be sexy? I think so.

What's sexy about it? You're nodding? You've been to a couple? Yeah. I mean, they usually do them at raves, so. What's the, like, why? I think the biggest one is the EDC foam party. It's a bunch of people.

But what is it about the phone that people like? But is it like a sensory experience? It's the foam and the neon lights and like the good DJ and just everybody on ecstasy. and like fucking Molly and shit. I never do it. I don't do Molly. You know, sometimes you see a human being go, how did they survive this long?

You ever say that? You ever think that? Well, he hasn't been around for very long. Yeah, yeah. I used to have. I used to have. Not in the industry. Yeah.

This is, uh, see, Jaime's party. Oh, you guys do you go? After the show, my show, you went to the club, I heard. God, that's the fucking driest foam party of it. That's soft. There's no foam. She told me. Do you still go clubing?

I went for New Year's. I went to the club. Oh, you did? But I don't often go. With a bunch of girls or your husband? I just went with my husband. Clubbing is a dying art form. It needs to come back.

I'm glad you went. It was fun. I mean, it's fun to go. I think the perfect combo is just go with one other person. Going with anywhere in a group is Nightmare on Elm Street. Just got to be. Yeah. I just, you know, it's so dark in there and so loud.

So scary, right? Like haunted house. Yeah, kind of like one. Yeah. Yeah. Do you like haunted houses? You know, I went, I went on a date with, um, a ghost. No, no.

And she brought you home? And she goes, no, she goes, it's the scariest haunted house on the West Coast. Whoa. Right? I'm like, all right, let's go. We spent some of VIP, obviously, you know what I mean? And we went. VIP haunted house?

What is that? Like a clear entrance? Nobody jumps out at you? No. No, because there's so many people, you know what? You kind of go, you know, instead of with a big group, you're just experiencing by yourself. So what you're on a, but you can't. Bobby.

What? You don't like hugs and you're on a haunted house date with a woman. Yeah. She's going to want a hug. Yeah. Oh. I held her hand. But that's as far as you'll go.

No, no, no. You nasty bitch. When it comes to somebody I'm intimate with, I hug, I do all, I caress, all the whole thing. But it takes a while. Yeah. No, it doesn't take a while? No, he hugs. He's very, like, affectionate.

just when he wants to be affectionate. Like if you wanted affection and he wasn't in the mood, you'd be rejected. I was rejected this way. Yeah. Remember? I didn't even see you go in for one. It's fucking crazy.

I literally, it was just good to see you. Yeah, and then. There's Lisa Gilroy. Listen, you said, you walked into the room and said, Lisa Garrow, I was sitting down. Yeah. I stood up with an open posture towards you.

And then you started walking away from you. And then I chased you and I said, come here, you little rascal. Oh, that's right. And you ran. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't come here, you little rascal. I didn't, you know.

I apologize. And next time in a social situation. Hey, was he needy? Like, if you, if you, if he, if you didn't text him, dude, you just caught me off, huh? Yeah, but I want to know the answer too. Like, if you didn't text him for like hours, would he get mad or he, like, no, like, well, he sent you a voice now?

I was like, where are you? Help. Yeah. Yeah. If he woke up and I wasn't at home, it was that. It was like, Where are you? But it's mostly because he needed something and no one was around to help.

But it's... Yeah, I need a lot of things. Yeah, he needs help. I'm hard. What do you need? Oh, my God. Your butt wiped? No, I mean, pretty close to that.

Get it's coffee. It's this, is that. Why do you need your car? Well, last night I was like, because I have a fridge in my room. And last night I went to Jules. I go, how come my fucking fridge isn't stocked? Yeah. Stuff like that.

It's difficult like that. But you would say that to a girlfriend? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So you need your girlfriend to also be kind of like an assistant to you. Yes. But also if he wanted like two days of just like video game play, like you couldn't bother him. Well, I mean, I could, I like to find myself with that.

May I? You know what I mean? Oh, I'd let you give me a blow job while I was playing. That's intimacy. That's not what I was going to say, but I was saying. I'm just saying that, you know what I mean, um, when it, you create a lot of memories with your husband? Of course. Yeah, yeah. Is he mindful about it? Like, hey, baby, let's go create some memories. He's always taking me on like a date, like a special

thing. That's sweet. That's so sweet. That's so sweet. I could be very mean, you know, I'm smart enough to be really mean, so you better be nice to me kind of thing. Yeah, yeah. That's the vibe. Yeah. Are you mean, you think? No, no. No, yeah. I think you're one of the sweetest people in the thing. Oh my God, Bobby hug me. Jesus Christ. So are you promoting it? Are you working on it? Tell us about, tell us everything. Well, I have Super Troopers. That's been announced. Oh, that's great. Super Troopers 3, the movie. Great. Who directed?

Jay. Shandras. I love Jay. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, you know, we have a problem here with Tiger Bear with Jay. Remember he flaked on us? Oh, yeah. What happened? One day we were, have Jay, we're sitting in, and he calls me and he goes, oh, fuck, I just completely forgot. I was sleeping. I'm like, okay. But that would be so you if it was Jay's podcast.

What do you think? No. No, no, no, no, no. I was laughing. for a second, you know what I mean? Yeah. I know what you mean. No, what I'm saying is I've never, I've always shown up. I've never like not gone. Except for when it's Michael Bay's house and his Thanksgiving.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that was my only issue with that, was that you just didn't live. You're right. And I learned from that and I, you know what I mean? I decided to. Oh, so there's a lot of fear there. I walked through some fear. Right, of course.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm not mad at Jay. I think he's a talent kind and he can, he's welcome back anytime. Nice. Well, really? Yeah. Let's reach out. You know what I mean?

Because he's promoting supertroopers. Yeah, he'll be doing the road. Yeah. So you have that? And then any TV stuff? Yeah. Oh, yeah. And then I'm doing something on Apple TV

also coming out later. And you don't have to tell us to what it is, but is it a series regular situation? Yeah. Wow. Is it your show? No. Okay.

Could never be. Yeah. And you already shot it. Yeah. That's amazing. Yeah. What was that feeling like? I guess it was the feeling was awesome.

We shot it in Austin, so I got to spend a lot of time there and the city's great. Wow. And I went to the mothership, yeah. For the first time. Yeah.

See what all the hubbub was about? Yeah. What do you think? Well, I thought it was, some of it I was like, oh no, you know. But then afterwards, lots of people there knew me from podcasts.

So I was also surprised by that. Yeah. Yeah, our ecosystem extends to Austin. You know what I mean? Hey. Very big word. Very cool. That was awesome ecosystem.

Come on, you guys. That was very cool. I don't know what's going on here. That was a long word and it was the same word. I don't know what's going on here. What's ecosystem? What's it? What ecosystem?

What ecosystem is? Oh, Jesus Christ. Ecosystem, ecosystem, ecosystem. Like a system of people and eco economy. The economy is going down. We got to fix that. No, the ecosystem is like the nature and shit. Of course, nature and shit.

Yeah, nature. Explain the water cycle really quick. Stay away from the phone, fellas. That's it. The water cycle? You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. It rains.

People drink it, and it goes back up. Then he piss it out. It piss it out and it goes back up. Nice. Yeah, that's it. And so the show, is it an ensemble show? Yes. Okay.

Is it with Ben? Huh? Ben. You did a show with Ben, right? Ben Schwartz. Oh, Ben Schwartz. Yeah. Ben Schwartz.

Ben, come on. I was hearing Ben. No, I just did Tysa with Ben. But I've also done some dropout stuff with Ben. So, yeah, actually some dropout episodes are coming out. Okay, cool. I'm curious about the show. Well, I'm curious about the show that where you ate the ice cream salad that you want to talk about.

Oh, very good. Yeah, so shows coming out, Apple. We don't know what it is, but everyone will anticipate it. Yes. It'll be good. Any movies have you done? Yeah, I did a couple this year. I did, you deserve each other.

It's like Megan Fahey and Penn Badgley. Wow. Romcom. Yeah. Love her. Yeah. Got to play Megan's sister. Wow.

So you're now going, you're not going into Hollywood. You're a Hollywood girl now. I thought it. Well, I thought it was until I realized everyone thought I was Nikki Glazer. No, but you're like now in it. Well, I'm working. You're working. That's great.

Yeah. So in this environment, it's so fucking hard. Yeah. Yeah. So give her a round of applause for that. Oh, thank you. Right. How are you feeling?

I feel good. Yeah, I feel lucky to be working. I'm doing like, you know, I do little small roles here and there. I think no one trusts me to like, and I don't really want to be the lead of something because then you have to be like, you have to say things. Yeah. You have to say, you have to be like, well, you know me. I always do this with the company.

And by the end of the movie, I need to do this. You have to like say exposition. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think anyone would ever believe me is saying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's fun.

It's fun. It's super fun. Yeah, yeah. But it's still fun because it's like, you know, you are, I mean, me and Andrew talk about it, and we all talk about you, you know, I mean, how just intrinsically funny you are. Oh, thank you. And you're so kind. And it's just like, you couldn't happen to a nicer person, you know.

Thanks, Bobby. Yeah, yeah. I'm being real about that. That's the sweetest thing you've ever said. No, I mean. Did that feel like a hug? Yeah, I do verbal hugs. Yeah, nice.

It's scary. Sounds scary, but he's giving me an oral hug. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then do you, so you don't ever want to do the Lisa Gilroy project. I'm working on something that's like just hard comedy though. Like nothing like, and like bit pieces kind of like sketchy kind of.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's another, that's an art form that has kind of a little bit died. Yeah. You don't see a lot. I mean, on TikTok you see people doing sketches, but not like a sketch show. Like we used to be, we used to have a lot. Yeah. Yeah.

Why did it die, do you think? I don't know. so sad Mr. Show Keen Peel yeah yeah kids in the hall

Elijah Schlesinger had one Eliza Schlesinger had one yeah Nick Pearl but I don't think I don't think sketch show works like I've been asked

like would you ever be interesting in doing your own sketch show I go I'm interested of doing an ensemble with super funny people you know what I mean

but it's like what would you call it Bobby and the What gang Bobby and the No it would be like I don't think I would call it my name. Bobby and the belly button board?

No, I would, like, want to be just a one of many of six people. Oh, you want to be on Friends. And you want to be Chandler. Dude, I would love to be on a Friends. Yeah. Yeah. NBC tried to do Friends was over. Do you remember I told you that?

And they're like, we're going to recreate it, but make it hipsters. Oh, great. Funny. Right, so the year after it got canceled, I did a pilot. Called Buds. And it was like six hipsters, three guys, three girls living in children. Living in Chicago. Who else was in it?

Other comedians? It was me. Or sorry, adult comic entertainers. Yeah, it was, um, what's her name? Um, let me say it. She's a friend of mine. What the fuck? What?

What? What does she look like? Yeah, describe her. Zoe Lister Jones? Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm seeing Zoe right after this. You are?

Yes. Tell her I said hi. I will. Yeah, yeah. It was Zoe Lister Jones, me, Steve Rennazzi, Steve Howey, and me were the guys. Oh, wow. This is a wonderful cast.

I can't believe this didn't get picked up. No. Yeah, it was us three as guys. And then I forgot who the other two girls was. But anyway, we did it. Obviously, it just didn't work. It was single camera. We're all also like an indie band.

You know how they try to change it to be more like emo and modern? You're in a band. That's fun, though, because you are a musician. That is true. That is true. What other, what are all the instruments that you play? Piano, skin flute. Is there anything like that?

I play I'll be honest with you If I put dedication into guitar I think I'd be able to pull that off But can you play any? I can play some chords, yeah Okay Yeah, I can play

drums a little bit Yeah I think I'm kind of musically inclined In fact, for my special I do sing in it You do? Yeah, I do it like a Broadway Not Broadway but

Broadway? It's kind of broad and way Yeah You know I vocalize and sing And I go into the audience I sing. Wow.

Like Adele. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, you ever sang on stage? Yes. Yeah. It's hard. Is it hard?

Well, I only ever do it as like a joke, so then I don't find it hard because I feel like if you're not trying to be good, it's actually quite easy. Oh, right, right, right. I've never tried to like earnestly sing on stage. I think that would be very scary. Yeah, yeah. Were you trying to sound good or you trying to sound funny? I was trying to sound pretty good.

Because in the first line, they were like, make it serious. Like, really be sincere. So I had the mic, spotlight. Wow. Little dress. Yeah, little dress. And I looked up in the sky and I sang the first line. And you wrote a comedy song, but you sang it earnestly.

It's not really a comedy song. I wouldn't say it was a comedy song. I think it's more sincere than comedy. Sincere with some humor. There's some humor in it. Yeah, yeah. And it's your opening bit? No, it's at the end when I close.

Oh. Yeah, I do a little song. Nikki Glazer ended her thing with a song too, right, that she made? Did she? That's right, yeah. So it would be cool if next. next time you did something a bit more original. You son of a bitch.

You dirty son of a bitch. No, yeah, but you don't do stand-up, right? Yeah, I do a little. Yeah, yeah. But one day you'll do one. One day I'll do a special? Yeah. You think so?

Might take me 30 years to build up an hour. I know, but would you, I mean, I think it'd be great if you did one. But does it have to have to have, like, a through line? No. Was yours just like jokes? You didn't have like an overarching theme? You know, you know, my style is, oh, it's kind of old school

in terms of like joke, joke, joke, joke, joke. And sometimes I'll like, I'll go, I'm talking about this and this and then like try to like fuse it with a, you know what I mean, with like a connector. But now I'm like, fuck it, I don't even care. I think you're not giving yourself enough credit. I think there is an overarching theme. Which is what?

Which is your family, your life. and a lot of your personal experiences. Like, but just your dad, your mom. Like, that is most of your jokes. All the stuff that makes you unique, you know? You have a mom, you have a dad, you have a family, you have a past. You have some memories. Did you not think that?

No, you're not giving yourself credit. It's a very cohesive special. Yeah, I think so, too. It does? Yeah. Oh. Well, I'm not giving myself credit. Yeah.

Give yourself credit right now. I'm going to give myself credit right now. Yeah, it's cohesive. Yeah, yeah. Bobby, what would your life feel like if you didn't have the? gorgeous room of people to ask I wouldn't I honestly I would probably just be in some dark room

in in violencia oh I love how Valencia yeah Valencia yeah yeah yeah and close to magic mountain yeah Valencia yeah next to

oh I thought this was a made up place that sounds like one of those honey fairy book and you hear colossus in the background the ride wait do you know that they're shutting down I know they are it's sad yeah we should we should all go before they shut down.

I'm going to get Bell's palsy on the other side, no thing here. Okay. Yeah. All right. Does Bell's palsy come from having too much fun? I think so.

Clowns get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you think a roller coaster would really give it to you? I don't know. I feel like it would like worsen.

You know, just the speed. Oh, right. Yeah. I don't think that's how it works. Watch. Really? Okay, I'll go. I'll spin around.

And her hair will get stuck up like that. Do you do roller coasters? Yeah, I love roller coasters. Me too. Except for some things when you get older, like weird. Like, I used to love jumping on trampolines, and I'm like, oh, if you have a tampon, it'll simply shoot out.

Some things are just for kids. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't really know. I mean, I'd like to go on a roller coaster. I haven't been on one in a while, and I'm kind of worried something bad. It might happen to me.

It's fun. It's fun. But when you see, God, when online, when a roller coaster, something disastrous happened. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That happened in my town where I'm from. The roller coaster came detailed.

And it flew into a crowd of people and it killed the people on it and the people in the crowd Oh my god. Oh my town in my mall. Oh, but why you're smiling it's funny It's kidding No, it's not funny. Yeah, yeah, it was in Canada. Yeah, yeah, it was in Canada. Yeah, yeah, it was West Evanton Mall. It's the biggest mall. What's this is the one? Oh, this is the one. Oh, this is bad Look at this one. I thought it was AI first, but it was real. I don't like oh my god. Oh my god. Did you see the guy fling? Yeah, what? They're about to open the Fest and the Furious ride and I think Universal Studios. I'm not going on that test.

Oh, were they asking you to test it? They're asking people to come test it out. Yeah. I'm not for safety or for just like, is it good? Safety. I'm not signing up for that. No, they're not testing it for safety. You know, they put like crash test dummies and those for that.

They would never use a gorgeous human boy for that. Thank you. Well, you already did your special. You're going to do more of your own things? Yeah. What is it? Like a scripted series? Yeah, I have.

Bobby's World? That's a good name for it. That's not even used. Yeah. I have some things in the pipeline. But, you know, at the end of the day, I, especially this weekend, I was driving home yesterday. And I was like, golly, I have everything I want. There's nothing more. Really, I'm being real. I achieved everything I ever wanted to achieve. And I'm just super in gratitude. Also, people around me, I mean, Gilbert, you were so emotional at your speech last night. You did it Saturday night. And you were so helpful. Even you, Alex.

And you, Alex. And you, you're scared. Yeah, yeah. George, you were there. You know what I mean? But, yeah. Hi-May, hi-me. He was eating so many sandwiches, dude.

And then all of a sudden, you were eating crustables. Where did you find? How many crustables did you eat? Crustibles. Aren't they called uncrustables? It's uncrustables. I'm like, is there a version of the sandwich It's just a crust

In a Ziploc bag? It's the shittiest thing That's how they make uncrustables He eats all the crust Yeah I love uncrustables I like four or five Yum

Yeah And shut out the collider really quick She was on phone That's okay I was on the phone You saved my life many times Ten times this weekend And I wouldn't be able to pull it off

And Lisa I'm just so happy That you did our podcast again And why don't we give her a run of applause Right now Wow Thank you for having me.