TigerBelly - Little Belly Episode: Titty Juice Fever

Episode Date: February 8, 2017

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Hey Prime members you can listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today You can also use the app to listen to Tiger Belly add free on Amazon music download the app today We built this city We built this city on rock and roll we built this city One of my favorite tunes it doesn't make any sense that song Think about that song guys to build a building you need materials anyway Do you need buildings for cities and you can't build a building with notes? Do you mean no this is rock and roll rock and roll you make notes oh with music? Yeah

And it doesn't make any sense, but you know what we sing in anyway You know why because it's it's it's it's it's it's metaphors It's metaphorical am I not right but rock and roll gives people that motivation exactly talks about the hard man's life Exactly, baby moves them to build things. I know like Bruce Springsteen. Yes, and That's why we're here. That's why we're here. Um, you know who's not here. I Tell you who's not here Gilbert. I'll tell you why because he's not 100% in it He's not dedicated to it. I had a bunch of shit to do today But you know what I said, you know, I'm gonna do the podcast

But he has family somewhere in Orange County somewhere and he's like I can't do it. I go that's where your heart is His heart is with family. His heart is not in the game And it really breaks my heart and you know what that's his one out What do you mean? That's his one time he gets out of this podcast. So that's strike one He only gets that's that's the only one he doesn't get three strikes in my fucking game He gets one strike one out with medical things are that's if he okay. He said to me like this. He said Hey, um Bobby My dad he's dead. I

Be like, oh, you okay You can't do the podcast No When's the funeral? Hey, don't say just listen. I'm just playing the scenario out. I don't want that to happen, right? I'm nervous Thursday, but tonight. I can't I gotta fly to Chicago. That's completely a good excuse But I just found out I have AIDS and cancers That's both under the doctor. I have both I could you gonna die tonight?

No, you're doing the podcast You know what I'm saying, I mean we this is this is do or die right here, and I I just don't like his heart So you're upset because I just got discharged from the hospital, and I'm here Kalyla has Really severe things happening with her health I don't know if we want to get into it, but it's really Disturbing I guess we can just because it's interesting it is interesting and it's rare

You know, so let's cut to can we just I can give him a quick synopsis. Let me start it. Can I start it? Yeah, she wanted her titties bigger years 2013 she thought that she needed did titties. I didn't I didn't need them She didn't need them, but she wanted bigger titties, and I met her and I'm like don't get the big titties and she's like No, I'm gonna get I already put a down payment, right? So I go fuck. I guess you're gonna have big big titties and ever since the titties it's been It's just been a battle

Physically and this new thing is that we got the titties out and then Let me go ahead. Go ahead. I love them me them your titties So you talk about your titties, but I do appreciate that you like to speak on behalf of my titties. Yeah Well, we have a president a new president. So, you know, you might as well own me Yeah, I'll put me in shackles. I think it's totally acceptable at this point. Yeah So a last Friday this past the Friday that just passed I had a colonoscopy because Should I say it? Yeah, go

Because I had basically been shitting blood for a whole month Yeah, and so I didn't want to really, you know, talk about it because I was like, ah, you know like I'll talk about it When we figure out what it is, right? So they put this fucking scope up my asshole a few hours later I come home and all of a sudden all my joints are inflamed like I physically could not bear the pain and I had a random fever my fever started to go up. I was like, oh shit They perforated my bowel like they probably like poke through my colon and now I have an infection, right? That's what I thought but then my left boob

started to fucking shit like Like engorge like a melon just my left boob. Mm-hmm, which is like Eh pretty cool. I mean sexually though. It's like it's like a Picasso painting, right? Yeah Yeah, it's like Picasso. Yeah, go ahead and you know just to remind you guys I no longer have implants in here I got the implants removed a year ago And so I was like what the fuck so I wake up the next morning and my boob is Quadruple the size of the other one. Yeah, and my joints are just absolutely on fire So I go to the ER and I'm like look like my titty is growing, you know

Basically So they do an ultrasound and it turns out that there's just this large collection of fluid there So they culture the fluid and and it turns out it's actually very rare to find it inside the boob But I have a pseudomonas infection Pseudomonas is found in like water aquariums and things it's not it's not like staph Staphylococcus or strep where it's normally or E. Coli that need that can be found in the human body Pseudomonas is outside of the body So for it to be introduced found so deep within my breast is a little suspicious

Mm-hmm, like how the fuck did it get there types? Well, I've been injecting you with pseudomonas for the last six months and I get I went too far and went too far with it You've been poisoning you with pseudomonas. What is is that what you said pseudomonas? Pseudomonas aerogenosis, and then I saw it though. I was at the hospital So they drained on Friday. They drained my right my left breast Yeah, and Bobby was there for it and they took out like 75 CCs of just fucking like brown fluid and yeah, Bobby kept asking the surgeon can I take it home? Can I take it? I'm like China put his nose up in there

It's not anything but but I'm sure we could have used for it How what would we give it away to fans? No, but it's like yeah with that one We could put it in like a vial glass vial necklace. Yeah, you know like a blood pack except it's a bacteria. Yeah Yeah, so that's what happened That's what happened on Friday, so I thought my titties drained my titties drained I'm free to go, but then over the course of the whole weekend up until today. I've been running a high fever and My titties start growing again So I'm like what the fuck is going on so I go back

I was in the hospital all day today and sure enough all that fluid had re-accumulated And I guess now I need a fucking surgery to remove The whole mess that's in there Dude, you're fucking up my vibe right now Why because we don't have the usual mics and and the ear stuff Yeah, and so when you tune out and like I'm not I'm listening 100% but kind of where I need Gilbert Because you don't listen to me half the time, which is fine. Yeah, but at least you know Gilbert looks me right in the eye Yeah, yeah, I'm like I just something crazy just happened, but okay. I'm done

What do you mean? You're having I just saw what that conversation was. No, here's what it is Hear me out. It's been you Steven Eric Griffin. I can't play dude. No. No. No, no Girls titties got juice in it. No, no, no Eric Coke Eric Steve Frank, whatever its fucking name is They're all on a destiny. What do you get message group thing group chat chat and since I'm not playing destiny more I'm constantly in the group chat and I get these messages and I literally Just said take me off this thing because I can't deal with it anymore. Okay, and I'm listening to everything So that was a big thing that some shit just went down right now. You just said that I understand that but the thing is

That's the shit that went down. Yeah It went down. It went down. All right. All right. You angry. This is so weird. Just talking to you I don't feel right. Why am I why is there lip sweating? Oh, because I have a fever you bastard. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. God damn it. But any hoot. Um Why does it look Stanley Tucci? No, you don't look like Stanley Tucci. I look tuchier than other days You're very tuchy today. Yeah, but not exactly like tuchy, but um It's been a you know it's been a

difficult time I have to say and um It's just terrible you know It's terrible and I um But you know, we we all thought the reflect though. We had to reflect on the world and We saw that documentary on james foley It's called jim called jim. Yeah, it's a story about james foley the american

Conflict journalist who got beheaded By eyes as he was the only one out of like the 19 prisoners actually he was Well, there was another guy who got killed but out of 19 prisoners It was him and the british guy who got beheaded because you know, we don't negotiate with terrorists at all But all the other guys got freed but him. Yeah, and though the swedish dude a couple others They get freed because the government their governments figure out a way to negotiate with these people I I I I say negotiate because James foley number one

He it just he comes from a good family his parents love him He's got brothers and a sister and he's the fucking guy's getting beheaded. That's where we're at Well, we can't go Here's a hundred thousand dollars or whatever it might be, you know, but then you That gives them incentive to always have to always capture people and to hold that lever. They're gonna capture americans I says if they see an american, they're gonna capture them regardless Okay, so it's like but less likely so if they think that they're not gonna get any

No, they do it out of a political they don't really get money. There are two things are they do need money though We need money or be free beheading like, you know video, right? Which is this one? Well, I drank some of it Yeah, drink it Okay, what happened coconut water coconut water. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Anyways. Yeah, but you I just say negotiate I say don't because america's are really like let me say you get captured now Do you still have the same point of view? No, I think that we should probably set in place something that's Separate from the government where you can raise that type of public funding to to what's the difference? It's not coming from the government. It's not coming from

I don't know for me. I think that um, that's what the family tried to do and it's really sad because they did try to match the captors You know a hundred million hundred million euro though, which is a lot Yeah, you know in countries like sweden all those they're smaller countries, you know, it's um different I don't I don't know. I feel like different rules apply. Yeah, but it's to me A life is worth. Absolutely. You're not wrong there I'm just saying there are organizations in the united states that are meant to negotiate that they're not government related That are meant to help people in that type of I would but here's the lima and here's the thing with james foley

is that he was just so stoic and brave and calm and calm and Automatically when you're seeing that I question what what I would do Right. Yeah, and I would be offering my butthole I suck all your dicks right now every for eternity. Don't kill me You could just everyone just stick it in my mind. I feel like they would kill you much sooner

They're like they hate the gays, babe. They'd kill you first. I don't know. I would just be like Well, just fuck me in the ass and Is that good? Is that good? Is that still good? They honestly they'd kill you by fucking you in the ass They'd fucking I'd rather get fucked in the ass by to death then get beheaded on tv. Really just don't televise it So I also I will cry I'll slap bubbles. I'll beg. I'll say things. I don't want to you know Please don't you know, I like Really? Yeah, he was you think you'd be stoic. Hell. No, I'd be frightened. But I think that is so scared

There's probably a point because he had already been in prison for a whole year previous Previous to his beheading. Yeah, there has to be some he has to have Have adapted or had some sense of like acceptance in that whole year like I'm never getting out of here Like he's probably come to terms with it a little bit better than someone who just got captured Who's still in a frenzy or maybe I would because I know this is my last shot on tv It's your last shot, right? Yeah, like this is my last, you know I would probably do something funny Like what?

We like when he's cutting we or I don't know what I would travel to we Are you on me? Yeah More more feels good or whatever just to get a laugh No would you Yeah, I would think it's just something like even though it would hurt that bad. I'm like this is gonna kill, you know Maybe I would do that

No Yeah, I don't know or some say something prophetic. I wouldn't think of anything To be or not to be that is the question I mean if you've had you've been able to sit you've had a whole year in a jail cell to think about your final words Like come on Bobby. I think you can come up with something better No, or I you know what would happen. It's happening. I'll open my mouth and shit will just come out Like my you know, I mean, I'll be so nervous that like just different things are coming out of different holes. Yeah, you know Anyway, yeah, I don't know but it that the documentary made me cry tonight. I oh my god. So fucking heartbreaking

Yeah, I feel almost guilty for like making light out of that situation because that was really pretty brutal Yeah, I wasn't making light. I was I'm sorry If you're any anyone from that family the foley family, I I honestly I am so sorry that that that you had to live that I mean it is And you know and when you're watching this and you just see just how I mean what ISIS is a gang a really bad bad organization And I'm there. They're evil. I mean, I'm so I'm not how I was to say it, you know

So I understand why In politics they use them to you know Like, you know trump to instill fear and to to but it's like you shouldn't do that either, you know It's just it's really just a bad I have to be honest with you. This has been real fucking scary You know, it's like What's going on? It's like that Putin

The murdery that guy that's like, you know coma because he poisoned him and then like Trump's like we're killers too It's like why don't say that? Can I can I just can I interrupt for one second? Yeah Any other episode I would probably be more inclined to discuss this with you But because I'm running a fever. Yeah for the love of fucking god, Bobby. Yeah, can we not talk? Politics today, can we talk about plastic? Plastic what in the oceans now you care about the environment. I just saw that documentary plastic ocean There's like 90 Plastic bottles, you know why there's 90 plastic bottles in there. So it doesn't get into the ocean

So you never throw them. Yeah, I'm gonna just hold on to all the things so that I know exactly where my plastic is So that like the seagulls don't eat them. So you're gonna fill this whole plot house. I yeah, I cannot do it I cannot have the seagulls start because like they eat it You know, they open up little birds and like there's like, you know a lighter inside their stomach This is this is so this is a funny thing about Bobby. Yeah, okay now make fun of me and say that I'm a bad person You're not a bad person go ahead But he he wants to be the one to come up with the idea if you introduce him to the idea of plastics in the ocean

Or new music or anything else any new idea. Okay He will he will tune you out and then about a year later. He's like, do you know plastics in the ocean is the more is a problem Okay, and as if we've never had a conversation before because I've been begging to ask for a water filter in that sink So we stopped buying plastic bottles. Okay I saw Aaron Brockovich Okay, and Ever since I saw Aaron Brockovich, I cannot eat faucet water. I don't want to get what they got I know but we can get a filter. I know but I I saw it

And it's real and I don't want to get sick and then have like some lawyer come over here and fight for my rights And then have them go. We got you 30 million up, but I'm dying, you know, whatever. Yeah, all right So that's that and also on top of it when people say things like there's plastic in the ocean. You could be lying Just let's hear me out. All right. It's like you saying hey, you know avocados. There's like a bola in them Right like what you know, and then if I saw a documentary and it's like there's some a bola in avocados I don't believe you when I introduce a new idea. You think automatically I'm lying. No, I just I don't think that you're lying I just don't think you're being truthful You know and there's a difference

No, I just you know, it's more believable to believable to me when I'm watching a documentary I I'm I'm a big fanatic a documentary fanatic. I've seen all of them. I feel like It's my favorite medium, you know, throw me a fucking documentary. I've seen it. No, I know hyper normalization That's the one you need to see sir. Oh my god the way you said I don't like when people do that See you introduced a new thing. I know it's not the way it's the way he said it hyper normalization You got to see it right now. So I'm gonna let you write no right now He's gonna he might watch it six months from now. He's gonna be like, yeah, it's not that good because he didn't find it first This is just the Korean way guys. This is not

You know, it's it's the pride of getting it first Knowing it first. Yeah, and can I say this? It's a fucking character defect Okay, I have a lot of fucking problems And one of them is That what are you doing to solve the problem? What's up? I'm not nothing I like that about me because I have a fever right now and my mind's buzzing Yeah, I'm gonna lay out a few questions for you. Okay, go ahead. So every other episode you talk about these

Supposed character defects that you have. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Um Every other episode you talk you cry foul about plastics in the ocean dogs in eulen or or trump, right? What do you do in your daily life to address all these character defects and all these things that you cry foul about? Well, I vocalize them on a podcast that people can hear me say it and I think that you mobilize them to change But yet, you know what? I for me what I am. I'm just a messenger All right, what I am is I'm being a conduit a conduit to God Right and so I think I'm doing let me say something right now. All right

Let's be difference between me and my dad Let's see my dad. Right. What is my dad gonna do? No, he's sick, but let's say when he was healthy when he was healthy, right? Even if he read all these things and knew about these things He starts a podcast what five people are gonna listen. Come on. Let's be real, right? Probably more Yeah, but now he's not gonna do like the numbers that papa gets Right on tiger belly

So my point and all you listeners right now you're listening to my voice and I hear you because I go on the road And you guys talk we talk we hug, right? We get it and they know that I'm a conduit Because I'm the slept king That's right, and that's for real. He sleeps on all the world's issues. No, I don't sleep. What he's bitch. You're so dumb, dude You don't even fucking know dude Here's the real you want to hear the real I want to hear the real the real is this I sleep, right? and I'm not sleeping though

What I'm doing is I'm like all this energy Information information I'm like a fucking sleeping computer. They just I absorb information And I wake up and a little light comes out of my eyes when I open my you don't know This because you're not there when I wake up But little lights come out of my eyes beams beams of light Right because there's so much information and then I just say it on the podcast Right and then I go out and I say it to my fans when I'm on the road or whatnot

And I think it's working. So what you're saying to me is is that I'm not doing shit I'm doing a lot because people know about the slept king People touch me and I touch you and we're all connected All right, and if you ever tell me not to fucking touch the table again, you piece of shit. All right Well, I touch the table. What happens? It makes a noise. It makes a noise. Sorry my bad. It gets in the way because Gilbert's not here We have to fucking use this ghetto ass bullshit, right and fuck you Gilbert For not even being here. Okay, so that's what I'm doing. Let me and what I'm asking

Let me ask you what you're doing. What are you doing? What are you doing? You want to know what I do every day? I use I recycle uh-huh me too. No, you fucking don't I got you that recycling fucking in my house Right, I mean we have to go to the court to figure out that all all that shit I do beach cleanups. I do beach cleanups too, bitch. You don't know what I do in my sleep See the sleep king what you don't get is is that I also can you know Trend I come out of my body. There's a spirit that comes out and I'm on the beach my other spirit My sleep spirit is on the beach cleaning shit up. My point is is that that's a lie

What about the character flaw part like you always say like people always give you credit like I love Bobby because he's very Honest about like his character defects and he's really humble and I feel like you only say those things to be humble But for no other for no other reason. I don't even think you even Care to change or to be better So you say all of that so that you get a praise like all we love you then break up with me Why I'm just if I'm a bad person break up with me This is what he does This is always what he does. You know what he does when I say if I'm evil if I'm evil

I'm lazy and I don't contribute This is why This morning I got the news about first of all, okay, just hold on. I'm not gonna get into it that deep I don't want to fight and I don't want to if I you bringing up morning though. It's already now a fight. So go ahead Okay, then I don't want to bring it up. No, you're gonna have to bring it up now. No, we're not gonna fight I want not gonna fight on the air I'm gonna fight off air Go ahead. I was having a meltdown earlier. I was crying in bed for about an hour

And because I just got some news. I didn't want on the telephone health related And I was just really bummed out because all these things is just cascade of events just happening And I'm like, what the fuck does my body hate itself? Like I can't seem to catch a break, right? Not to overdramaticize it, but I'm just I've just been bummed, right? and so In that moment I tell bobby like fuck like this is what's happening any kind of like just Just taps me and then just goes back to sleep, you know, hold on Just let me finish my story because I'm getting paler and paler by the second and it's just my anger is coming out

And I cried to him about it. I was like look in that in that window of time in that hour I just needed you to be just emotionally there Like to just give me a little bit of like even a hug. I didn't need you to say anything To touch me and say hey, it's okay. Like we'll get through it anything Any fucking morsel of comfort that he was willing to throw my way That's when I needed it, right? So I addressed that and I say hey That's I just need that and his response was I am who I am

I'm not the nurturing type. This is who I am if I don't match what you need then break then maybe we shouldn't be together Versus saying You know what? Yeah, like maybe I should have been You know, maybe I should have rolled over and said hey babe. Like I'm sorry, you know so That's that's really all the fight was about and then I end up apologizing An hour later because I'm like, I'm sorry that I blew up

You know, I'm sorry that I it's always me apologizing for feeling bad and That's I guess I have resentments about that is because when I finally do voice out Things that affect me or things that I feel like I need more from you And you say I am who I am and I'm not changing if you don't like it get out You know, and I finally I finally, you know muster enough. That's not what that's not what Okay, this is it. Okay I'm sorry

Okay, but I not just to hear me out. I'm manipulative And I and I say things to manipulate you so that I don't have to address my own Frailties and my character defects. You're right. Okay So in that way These are things that I need to work. Okay I can I can get into why what happened this morning From my point of view, but I don't want to

And still there's a part of me that feels like I'm right but At the end of the day when it comes down to it. I wasn't the wrong I should have manipulated you in that way and um You know, I um Yeah, I I fucked up, you know, but I did wake up this morning and then I'm like, do you need a ride?

Because you needed to go to the hospital and they're like, no, my sister's coming But that was an hour. Yeah, but can I just say something too though? It's is that What what time was that? At 10 30 right? I didn't go to bed till nine. I didn't know that. All right. So all right. I was Nine o'clock. I went to bed And so I was just finally deep asleep I wake up to this. I'm so tired, right? And I'm hearing it. And so I just remember going

Do you know rye? No, my sister's and I don't know what happened, but I heard what was going on and I know that it was bad But I just felt back asleep. I don't know what happened And then at one point I got it back up and I I try to touch her, you know And I know that this happened because I remember you telling my body You know, this is fucked up, right? So touch her and then I think you were just adjusting your arm or whatever But you moved your arm away from my arm, right?

And then I'm like, oh, she doesn't want my you know, man thing So then my body was like slap can go back to sleep. So I went back to sleep, right? And then a couple hours later or like an hour later Then you had a really breakdown. You broke down and then that's when I woke up And I went oh, I fucked up You know, but it's not because I Don't care. It's just that I don't know how to be nurturing in that way

And also, but I just no, no, no, no, I do that's why I ended up apologizing is because You you've not not been there for me. I that that never was what I'm saying, right? I you take me to the emergency room when my heart goes, you know a wall You take me every time you you drive fast. You're frantic with me. You stay up with me till 12 Pete, you know what I mean? Yeah, you stay out. You stay up with me. I'm not saying all what my only complaint was This morning. I'm not I never said that you were a shitty person, you know And but also this weekend too what I'll have to have resentments than myself

Is is that you have people coming over because you were sick all weekend And by the way, I had a brutal cold myself, right? I I had to do Rob Schneider show Friday and I was literally didn't sleep and I was sick as a dog like I Could barely move and I went all the way over there and I shot all day I don't know how I don't even remember What I shot because I was so sick. I had to cancel to my spot and then then she was sick all weekend and then um But then she does this thing where like jessus coming over

And my sister's coming over my mom's coming because you don't know how to take care of me Right, so then I'm sitting there in the room and then she has people just watching movies with her or like rubbing her back And then it makes me feel like I don't like I don't know how When she says I don't know how to take care of her. I don't know exactly what she wants me to do Right, so then it's like I don't it wasn't something that you had the patience to do So what happened over the weekend was that all my joints my whole body became inflamed and So painful George like even like meds like toradol Unrelieved the pain right so in order to for me to feel better

Seriously around the clock you would just have to like punch my joints like this because I felt Like they were restless and burning and I seriously thought I had some like auto-immune. Yeah, but I was sick myself, right? Like I'm my body's weak You know I have this cough. I'm like deathly ill Exactly. That's why I didn't want you to do the work. So instead it's the way you say it's like you said but you say it in a way like You don't know how to do it You know what I mean? It's like but if I say that Bobby, I say it in jest I never say it the way you say it. I say it in like a funny way like

And it's true because even when they were gone. I was like, hey, can you punch my my joints? And then when they punched it for 30 seconds and you went back to I count Seven minutes sometimes I count Okay, can we just stop What fighting? I'm not fighting. It makes me sad. Yes. I thought we're not bothered that my family comes over. No, I know I'm not bothered but see what that's what I'm saying I'm saying here's what we're saying. Oh, yeah. Well, this is what we are. Who's we you and I oh together, okay? that we're a couple

and we're doing great and we can Say our little resentments And what's bothering us and you guys get to enjoy you guys get to enjoy it and cost of my tears Yeah, and we and we are just working through our problems And relationships are difficult And I've never been good at it. This is the longest relationship. I've ever had

I the two years is the tops for me And this is almost double that And I'm doing it. I'm gonna I want it to make I want to make it work That's not because it's not like I'm gonna make it work like it's a like a chore. No, I want it to work because I love her and I think that she is The greatest thing that's ever happened to me and not only that is make like people around me also love her too Which is an asset

My manager you can't live without her people know that right. I can't live without her So it's like But you know, I'm not nurturing. I'm not a tittiesucker And you know, I guess I'm my titty right and I'm not I'm not I don't know how to do Intimate shit, you know, I'm not a good massager. I'm not a good Yeah, because you force me. I don't want to do it. But honestly, yeah, he may hate it But he is it's like you play with my hair. Well, fuck Uh, but you know, man

But I'm not I've never I will never be that you see how I'm touching you right now. Did you see that he goes? Yeah, I mean I will never do that. So that's twice the love by doing it at all To see that's exactly why I love you george. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of town. My point is this I'm sick and you're not on my side. I'm still sick too. But god, it's got it Can I just have can I have this? Yeah, I think I'm sicker than you just a little bit, no Yeah, I'm just telling you that I'm sick also. You have a fucking cold, bro. Yeah. Yeah, I have a fucking titty juice flying out my nipples Titty juice

You know, this is a weird part. Would you give me a beverage? You got me a red bull? Yeah, I got that for everybody I just did that time. Oh, we're on a cool guy, man. What a real cool guy This is weird doing it without Gilbert. We need him. No, no, no, this is better because if he's not here If he's not here, him and I will always argue and fight Gilbert's a good buffer for that because who the fuck wants to hear an hour of our relationship shit We just did that right now and that shit's like, yeah, but it doesn't matter what it is what it is Okay, I'm not also on top of it. I don't give listen I'm gonna fucking do this podcast the way I fucking want to do it. All right, and also on top of this

I'm just gonna say this and that's This week alone. I did one two three four fucking podcast promoting this fucking shit right here Okay, what is fucking flat face Gilbert done? Not even showed up for this bitch. Okay. He hasn't even showed up to this bitch All right, I'm working hard for the company I'm working hard for the fucking cause And I'm sick and my girlfriend happens to be sick also Okay, not as sick, but you know, but she just happened to be so yeah

He was sick first in all fairness. He was definitely sick first. Yeah, and then and then your sister goes You know what your sister said to me the other puts me out. She goes You know you you get sick a lot like it's when you say that a lot too You do get sick. I understand that I do. Do you know why why? And ask any comedian We're at comedy clubs, right and especially the mic at the comedy store That's the same mic they use for open mics. Oh, all right That's great. So you have eight comics open mics using that mic, right?

And then during the night you have at least four or five right before you Whoever's playing there at midnight is fucked, right? And it's it's a fucking cesspool of germs Not only that when I go on the road, I shake hands with like 200 people a fucking night Right, and I don't want to be like like um howie mendel. I'm gonna work gloves He wears gloves and hand sanitizer. He won't even touch him. Yeah, what does he do with the mic? I think he sprays it down. I don't yeah, but I'm not that weird either. I don't do that My point though is is that I'm around a lot of people and it's like I get sick a lot

But it has nothing to do with my I'm a frail human being who's susceptible All right, so tell your sister and also what your sister did today and gave me a fucking What she gave me the fucking stink eye today, man You're so sensitive How is it that you're the one crying now? See that's the why that's the why of And this is the why the win and the what where?

Did he do No, that's not that's he just This is what I am At the end of the day You had to always I always have to This is what I am at the end of the day. You had to always I always have to win I was the wind You know what? Fuck you, George

Fuck you, George Now listen Literally that has to be it because I gotta go now. What time is it? I shows at 10. Sorry guys. We have a mini episode guys. This is the this is This is what happened colloquial gut to cheat colloquial gut sick Gilbert couldn't make it. I had to go do a show Today is the only time we're going to do it this way But it's going to be a short one because of the fact that I just have to go and um, I don't have the time

And I don't have the energy. We don't have the energy but tonight but this weekend I'm going to be at the San Jose improv The weekend after I'm going to be at the Schomburg improv March 23rd March 3rd to the 5th, Houston improv. Yeah, like Eric Griffin Hey, Gookie Nice to hear from you. This is Eric Griffin. Hey, Gookie. What a fucking asshole But here's another thing is is that um

March 22nd is the one so my is for so, you know, I did that, um A comedy jam for Comedy Central with Tiffany Haddish by my episode is uh premiering It's going to be the premier episode March 22nd And also, um, they submitted it for an Emmy Oh nice my episode and Kalilah said that I wasn't good that night But that but you know what the reaction from the producers and the network is otherwise Then I don't know what I'm talking about and I'm okay with being wrong. I love it when I'm wrong. Yeah, but You know the reaction for them is like, oh my that's the best episode of the thing

So that's a fact and that's real and that's something that can build a house on Okay, because we built the city on rock and roll We built no go ahead. It's this city We built I gotta go I gotta go but Okay You gotta fucking get it together man You're doing a fucking ass out hug too

It's okay, dude. Everything's fine. Uh, Steve and I want to go eat. You want to go or no? Do I look like I'm in the is it all right if I go eat with Steve or no? Because I haven't seen him in two weeks. You can do whatever you need. Do you need me home? I'm this is this is another issue. Okay before you go. Oh my god The reason that people were over is because I had a very high fever and you were you had to be out You this is what you do. I have to go right now. I have to go to the spa. I have to do this I don't think it's fine. I'm gonna be the spot, but um, I'm gonna eat with my brother come home I'll be home by midnight. Okay, then I'll have my sister come over. Okay

Is that okay with you? Yeah, I'm okay. You seem to have a problem with it. No, I'm kidding. I just want you to think that like I'm trying to do stuff behind you. I just want to go and eat with my brother. I haven't seen him in two weeks That's I'm not that's not what I'm saying. Oh my god You can go But don't be upset if I'm asking help from other people. No, I'm not upset. I just want you to be upset You're you're incorrigible too So Hey Prime members, you can listen to Tiger Barely

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