TigerBelly - Marcello Hernandez Doesn’t Hold Back With Bobby Lee

Episode Date: January 7, 2026

Comedian Marcello Hernandez (SNL), a longtime TigerBelly listener, joins us in the studio and challenges Bobo to FIFA. We chat cute versus handsome, Linkin Park supremacy, SNL pressure, gift-giving etiquette, new-school Hispanic energy, terrible boyfriend behavior, and his new special Marcello Hernández: American Boy, streaming on Netflix. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BELLY and use code BELLY and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at www.bluechew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code BELLY. That’s promo code BELLY. Visit www.bluechew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.  

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Tell him, dude Sounds like perfume here Hey, nice Oh, you shave Oh my goodness, how cute Yeah I was looking for handsome Yeah

Yeah. You'll never get handsome. You'll get cute. Give me your hands. Give me your hand. But I should be called handsome by 30, you know? Cute is like one of the boys. Some people are born, not handsome.

Am I handsome or cute? You're cute. Oh, you're definitely cute. What about him? Cute. Sometimes he's handsome. Yeah. And then sometimes he's just cute.

October 4th, midnight. I'm so handsome. The full moon? Full moon. Yeah. Yeah. Because, yeah, let me see. Let me see.

Cute, cute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cute. You know how like an African rain frog is cute? But you don't touch it. Yeah. Have you ever seen an African rain frog? Yes.

Yeah, like that's how you're cute. You're like beautiful in like a Nat Geo way. Yeah, Nat Geo. Special specimen. Special. You hear that? Beautiful specimen. Capital S on special.

Good hair though, Jaime. What are you doing? Did you get a perm? I'm taking a ashtraka Wanda. I told you last. night. I know. Why you not laugh?

Now I feel dumb. Hey, Bobby, why did you laugh? He was laughing at... Because it was a callback from last night that the people are listening right now aren't privy to. Okay, but you're laughing. Okay. You know what I mean?

Why did you laugh? He was laughing. He was laughing yesterday at Ashawakanda. Yeah, because he was like, I'm taking something. It ends with an A. Starts moving A. And so we're on, we're on the, you know, on our phones going, what ends with an A? Starts moving A.

Manana. Baja. Yeah, so you're on Oshawa ganda. Does it help you a lot? Oh, I honestly thought you said Wakanda. That's what we remember. Yeah, Black Panther. Yeah.

But it's Aschwaganda? Ashwaganda. Oh, okay. This is for the hair. It's up for a lot of things. You can take Aschwaganda tea. And gummies. Gammies.

There's a lot of things. You have a crooked mouth I noticed yesterday. Yeah, you keep bringing up. You just noticed this? You just noticed this. I have an underbite, too. You do? Every episode.

you guys every episode broken jaw crooked bite I'm sorry skinny what was the album that did better than the Beatles oh yeah let's talk about the conversation we had with Alex say it really quick the stat

so hybrid theory the album by Lincoln Park sold more than the white album by the Beatles of all time like at that time or like just combined combined oh wow yeah so that's that's Alex's proof of

that Lincoln part is better than the Beatles. Honestly, though, for the time that Lincoln Park was at its peak, I love them. There we go. You know, peak Johan. You're just going to make me mad. 2026 back. Yeah, yeah, you're about to make me really mad right now, man.

All right? Keep going with your argument. I don't think that musically they're better than the Beatles. Although I do like Lincoln Park. I just know that when Lincoln Park was, there was no one above them. in the eyes of like mainstream you know he doesn't know what to say

at a time and then he was mad that I I thought it was cool that I saw Serge Tonkian from System of a Down oh yeah he's cool and Bobby doesn't think so

or something he's Armenian right yeah hell yeah no he's super cool I'm super like I know him do you know

yeah I do I know him tell me what you know about him I know I know I you when we When we lived on Beachwood, right? He used to hang out at that fucking liquor

You know that place where they sell sandwiches And I met him there At Oaks? Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, he's cool. I feel like you might say liquor store.

I heard an L. And then you switched to... Jaime, I swore to God on my mother's life. I wasn't going to say liquor store. I heard... I know what... I know what... I have good ears.

I heard I can an ununciate. Okay. You're about to say, look. And then you're like, oh, shop. Okay. You know what you have really nice? Yeah. You have really nice lips.

Oh, thank you. Yeah, they're very nice. A really cute, hi. Yeah, anyway. Okay, tell me more about this Lincoln Park thing. Okay, Alex, can I just say, though, that there's probably, Lincoln Park probably has an advantage because this is at a time where people, you could easily buy albums.

Like, when the Beatles were around, not as accessible to just anyone. Yeah, but it was like the only thing out, so it was like the only album being bought. Oh. Still at a time, though, where it was. It wasn't like... There was like limp biscuit. There was all these other artists coming out too. Right.

But then you also had you could buy it on tape. You could buy it on CD. You could buy it like there's so many ways to... Look up the... You could also use like streaming services too. So now everybody was buying. Back then you couldn't illegally stream the music. Yeah, it's true.

Okay, let's look at on Spotify who has more... No, no, no, that's not... Why is... Listen... We're just going to look, Bobby. Because this is like more of an even playing field. But Kalila, Wicked. made more money, right, than Taxi Driver,

but does that make Wicked a better movie? Nope. No, but like, in terms of... Cultural significance, probably Wicked has more. In terms of film influence? In terms of good, like, I love Taxi Driver, you know that. I think that in terms of, like, global influence, Wicked definitely has more weight.

Kids watch it. It's a kid movie. It's an everyone movie. Really? all the guys in the room, right? Who saw either one of the Wicked movies? I know you did. You know, I was afraid to ask.

Yeah, yeah, I was too afraid. George, did you see Wicked? If you want to talk K-pop Demon Hunters, I can. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alex, do you see Wicked? How about you, Jaime? Nope.

Exactly. Okay, here we go. Thank you. What? You've never seen taxi driver? Oh, you never seen taxi driver? Oh, my God, dude. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, so here comes the number one top Beatles song on Spotify has 1,740,000 plays. Okay. Just that, their top song. What's the song? Here comes the sundown. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lincoln Park. Yeah. And Lincoln Park's top song, oof. How much? I think Alex might be right. I mean, in the end, it's almost $3 billion. In the end. Yeah.

Okay, you're right. Lincoln Park is better than the Beatles. I'm convinced You're right Based on those numbers Who can argue Yeah I'm convinced You're right

I'm going to get every Lincoln A park album now A rotation It's on my playlist And like Chester was beloved When he passed away I'm not negating Lincoln parts You know what I mean

Success or You know their quality as a band Right I'm just saying The Beatles though Yeah it's not They're not better than the Beatles can I ask you guys?

Or the stones or I mean these are legendary bands Does Lincoln Park have a photo like this that everyone knows Even if you don't listen to the Beatles Yeah I mean when you go When I was in London Me and Andrew went to that crosswalk And there's thousands of people walking across that thing Trying to take that photo

You know what I mean? It's like Have you ever been to Lincoln Park Is that a city? I don't know Is Lincoln Park even is he here? I'm going to get him Lincoln Park famous photo

No Lincoln Park just has digital art Do you know a band I love right around that same time Alex that was like not as big as Lincoln part But I thought they had like hit after a hit was smashing pumpkins no stain. Oh, I love stain Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hi, oh, big bags. Hi, hi, hi everyone Hi, hi, it's so nice to meet you Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi everyone. Wow You put heads easy or now? Yeah, what and shit? Nah, you don't do it dude?

Fuck yeah, man. I love you, dude. Dude, I love you, man. God. I love you, dude. I do love you so much. I love you so much. Are we ready?

You have to sing, right? You want to sing? No, you'll do it. Yeah, yeah. How's my hair, dude? Perfect, man. You can't even hear it because your headphones are on. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

What? Marcella Hernandez is here. Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha. Cha, cha, cha, cha. You don't know you spoke Spanish, Bob. What? Los Pantolones, La Sceuela.

Mm. La Siena. Oh. Oh. Wow. Dude. I know La Sienaiga, dude. You do, dude.

The road. That's a street, is. Yeah, it is. I love the street, dude. Los Angeles is also a Spanish word. What does it mean, was it mean, Bobby? The Angels. Oh, yeah.

Hey, fuck, you pre-metology, bro. I'm fucking Korean, dude. I fucking wear everything. That's how Nicole Kidman clap. Oh, yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. Like, fingers are long. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, bro, bro. What? If we put you in a microwave for two minutes, it would turn out to be. BS, you are not me plus radiation. That's not true. That is not true.

That's messed up. It's like, that's what he said, dude. Yeah, I know, but. Like when God was making Hispanic people, he was like, I'm going to put extra. No, dude, you're not. Better hair than him. Yeah, way better hair than him.

Yeah, yeah. Who does? He has. Yeah, you do. You have great hair. Yeah, yeah. Very nice. Yeah, yeah.

And we get him on whatever you're on, and it's going to be a tough time for these guys. It's going to be a tough time. Yeah, yeah. Are you thinking about doing that? Losing weight? Duh. No.

No, we don't believe in that. They don't believe in that. No. But he said that he's cute. We established he's cute. He's cute. You're probably one of the cutest things in the world. I had a mustache last year.

We were talking about how you either fall under cute or handsome. Ah, yeah, yeah. Where do I am? I think handsome. Oh, wow. Yeah, I think, little. Yeah, that's the thing. That's why, I bounce into cute every once or one.

Yeah, yeah, you do bounce into cute. If you see me standing up, it's cute. Yeah. You know what I mean? Sitting down hands, I'm standing up cute. Yeah. Because the little guy. Yeah.

What's the little guy? I am. Okay. I thought you were talking about something else. Oh, no, no. I'm Latino. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, man.

Well, give Marcella a round of applause. Oh, why not? Why not? You like to control everyone, huh? It's my podcast. I'm Captain Kirk. I'm Captain Kirk. Captain Kirk.

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I said that this person has a small penis. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's funny. That's funny. And then what was this one about? He said that you're short. He said you're very small on top and in the bottom.

It's true. Dude. Yeah. I love this, man. You do? Yeah, I love this. And I love George. How do you know George?

Because you hate him so much. There's so many years, you know what I mean? But now he has confidence, he has a mullet. He's wearing sunglasses inside. He's different, bro. I've been watching this since it started. Yeah, wow, wow, wow. I've been watching it since they let you be on camera.

It was a different time when I started to watch it. Yeah, dude. He goes, but you wanted something like this, and I like that. Yeah. Now, you did Dax's show earlier. I just did it right now. Yeah, yeah. And his house.

And it's nicer than this. But, yeah, it's a nicer house. We're successful. Okay, fair enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I brought a bunch of stuff. Yeah, yeah, you know, but when I was going to say, yeah, you're going to say? Yeah, right.

I want to say this. That you, did you buy new clothes between Dax and here? No, I... Because when I walk into the driveway, right, they put that brand new jacket out and they cut the, you know what I mean? The price tag out. Yeah, right. When did you buy that? No, I got it from my...

No, when did you buy it? I got it from a stylist. Really? I didn't purchase it. Oh, you did it? But God knows what they're... Yeah. So you have a stylist,

they just kind of go, you're gonna wear this for Tiger Belly? No, no, no. The stylist, they had nothing to do with me today, but I didn't want to wear the same thing on every podcast.

Ah, very good smart. You know what I mean? Because it's different times, different days, different person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I brought some stuff. Yeah, and would you bring us? Yeah.

Is this from Zara? It says Marshalls. No, no, no, this is expensive. I went to marshals for you guys. What do you want me to start with? Who do you want me to start? I got some just for this group here. Yeah, yeah, okay, good.

So who do you want me to start with? Yeah, um, Jaime. Hi-Man? Hi-Man, is his podcast. No, I'll be last. Okay, Bobby will go last. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna start with, I'm gonna start with Hyman.

Hi-Men, okay. I love gifts. I got you, I got you this. Whoa. Stand-up, stand-up, show it to everybody, stand-up show it. It's an Ed Hardy hoodie. Oh, wow. Is it that sick?

Yeah. Isn't that something? Yeah. And Hardy's come back fully around. It's back, and at Marshall's, you would be surprised. Is there a price tag on it? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

How much was it, Jaime? I'm going to say. Okay. No, give it to me. I want to know. No, no, no. Don't. You don't need it.

You don't need it. You don't need it because I got one for you. You don't need it because I got one for you. Woo! Harding! Come on, man. You don't need it. I got one for you.

Yep. How much? What? How much was it? 1999. Yes. Thank you so much more self And then I got you a second gift

Because it is your podcast But I'll save it for after I'll go again Do you, is there a baby Does anybody have a baby? Me, I do have a baby Yeah I knew you had a baby

That's why I asked Why did you add? Why'd you ask? Because I got a baby stuff Oh Wow How much was it Turn around

There's this price tag in the back I think Yeah yeah yeah You have a baby tall Oh How much You're very expensive $12

$12 And I got this for it Because I'm a soccer player He's gonna love the ball Oh How much was that? Where did you get the baby, by the way? Yeah.

Yeah, at Marshall's. Okay. So I also got you this for when you want to get cozy. You know, you're a mom. Oh. She's going to be cozy. Yeah, yeah. And then I got this for you as well because this is actually nice.

I thought this was nice. Oh, thank you. For 1999. Thank you. For Bobby, I got it. I got you. Okay, okay. Three.

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Wow. Yeah. Oh, shit. And I think the size is for you before the Ozepic, but I think it worked. This might be the most expensive thing I got. $79. No. Are you being real?

It's what it used to cost. But at Marshalls, it's 2499, ladies and gentlemen. I feel like he could wear that as a dress. Yeah. I thought it'd be good. Period. So much, well. You should, I got some gifts for you.

Wait, I got a real gift for you. Is that real? Yeah, here. It's for my hair care line. Oh my God, and I have a lot of hair. And you have really good hair. Yes. Oh my God, look at this.

Come on, dude. Yeah. You don't know what I can do with this. I like, yeah, very good. You got me, what is this? Deep treatment repair mask. Yes. Yeah, yeah.

Got me a tangling conditioner. She thinks I'm tangled. Yeah. And what else? A detangling spray. Oh, that's a shampoo. This is a shampoo. well this woman thinks I'm going through a lot and then what is this spray

be tangling spray yeah you have to unlock well I got some stuff for you you want to see got me some stuff yeah yeah yeah smell it smell it smell now you're untangled it's so good how does that oh my god you wrote a note and I wrote a note can I read it yeah I read it yeah I read it yeah it's meaningful oh Marcelo and Anna my girl that's very sweet happy new year please enjoy these products from my hair carline ebb Ocean Club shameless promotion it's It's hyper clean hair care, no silicones, no nasties, and reef safe. We launch in 6th, next month, but wanted to gift our friends who inspire us and put good work out into the world love Kalila.

Yeah, nice. Oh, my God. And that'll be $100,000. That's awesome, dude. I'm going to give you my comic. You made a comic? Yeah, yeah. It's called Deadweight.

Are you learning something about them? They give me gifts to, so I promote it. Now available Wherever you get your copy You can take them on your next podcast Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm doing Of course. Oh my God, look at Bobby.

Yeah. And that's nice. I love it when someone doesn't make themselves look good in the thing. True humility. Yeah, yeah. That's a big boy, Bobby, yeah. Wow.

So that's lovely. Yeah. And Gilbert, did we have more gifts from Japan? Oh, on the table. Oh, yeah, yeah. Japan? We got you some.

Japanese candy from Japan. Oh, my God. What a Katsu beef jerky? Try this one. Give it with a banana. We ordered food. What is this one? That's a shrimp crackers. You got to try it. Do you want me to try it? Yeah. And then we got

Jagabi. What's Jagabi? I think it's potato fries. Okay. Well, we have dip in our mouth. Can we wait? Oh, you're going to eat it now? You're going to make it? What is it? What is it? It's just bad for you. That's for you. That's for you. It really does look like Katsu.

It is Katsu. Oh, it's got soup, but there must be no chicken because that would be really bad, right? It's 3D printed. Yeah. Dude, it tastes very good. It is? Yeah. Oh, feed them, feed them.

Look at that. I have something. It's a little hard. What? Pretty good. Is it beat turkey? I have no idea. The guy told me to buy it.

The guy told him to buy it. In Japan? It tastes like meat. You speak Japanese? No. What's that like out there? I do. Really?

Sombri. Can I talk to him for one moment? Okay. How did you figure that? Did you have to talk to him? Did he say this? Hungra! You shut the fuck up?

Hungra! Can you say that's right? Hanguro? I am hungura. Can we get the food that we ordered? Yeah, before you guys get into it, ready? Can I just say something real quick? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

My friends get the eggs that. I'm starving. Can we hit? No, exit. I think whenever you need. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. We have to go pick it up.

No one's ever talked to me like that I love you so... Yeah, I love you too You have no idea You guys got me through the pandemic I watched I used to watch everything I used to watch all the shows

I used to watch the vlog That you used to film him When you go on trips I used to watch I've watched every single one I've watched them all I see it And I go I know what happens in this one I've seen all of it You got me through the pan

And I've seen every S&Ls I got you done No you haven't You got me Name five of them right now What? Five of them I don't know what they're called

But I can do the characters maybe You know what I mean How you're doing man My name is my son Hello, bro. You know what I mean? Yeah, the weekend update. Okay, that wasn't even funny.

Cut that out. Keep that in. You know, when someone no one's paying attention, I think that's bad. Orsela wasn't even looking at it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a gift for you.

I have a gift for you. From Texas. Wow. Wow. I'm going to say something. Yeah, yeah. This is so warm. I think it's his wallet.

I think he just took all the stuff out of his wallet. No, no, no, no. It's from a cow. Yeah, yeah. I know it's 11. Do you hear what he just said? Yeah, it's from account. Yeah, what does that say?

Round one. The arcade. Gameplay card. It has like 5,000 tokens on it. Are you serious? Are you serious? I think so. I can't remember.

Is this how you give gifts? He gives people a gift card and he goes, there's some, I don't know what's like that. There's tokens in there. Wow, thank you, man. Nice. Okay. You're reaching for it. No, no, you can have it.

Can I give him his wallet back? Yeah, give it to me. The last time we hung out was. Oh my God, what a weird night. You remember? Yeah, we went to some, uh, yeah. What was it? It was a concert.

It was a concert. For a rapper. For a rapper, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was dark. A lot of kids. Dude, they love Bobby. The little ones, right? And they get his attention

because they're right there. You know what I mean? It goes straight up his eyes. They go, hey, I love your stuff and Bobby's very, you're very nice with the fans. Are you not? Yeah, no, you, I am, but I'm giving you your credit. Is there a time where you don't take photos?

No, I always say, yes. I do, I do, do you know Gloria Estefan? Yes. I have a story. Come on, baby, mama, baby, do that. I have a story. So, wait, okay, let me tell you this, and then I want to hear the story.

You know what I do? You know what can I get this? You know what can I go like this? Someone agrees with me and I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do that because of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I just say something right now? You can't let me do it, huh?

You can't let me talk. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. I like it. I like it. And what I'm going to say is I'm going to allow you to go first. Okay, thank you so much. Thank you.

Thank you for allowing. Yeah, go ahead. What we're talking about? Gloria Stefan, she, I'm gonna, and I'm gonna, and longer, and I like it,

but. Yeah, I like it. Perfect. She, I, uh, I, I'm, they are from Miami, they live in Miami, and I worked in this thing in Miami, and I got to hang out with them,

and they're very nice to me. And one night, I went to this event and she was there, and we're walking, like, to a place to sit down for dinner, and the people are, like, attacking her. Like, she is, I mean,

Oh, here we go. Is it Dak Shepard? No, it was by mistake. That's a loud ring, though. So the people that are attacking her, she's in heels, you know what I mean? He's a little person, right? No, she's taller than you.

She's walking, and the people are attacking her, knocking her over, trying to take the pictures, pictures, pictures, pictures. And she goes, at one point I go, Laura, does it ever get, like, do you ever just be, like, stop? Yeah. And she goes, I always think about this. She goes, the only thing worse than them wanting to take pictures of me like this is them not wanting to at all.

Ah. And one day, one day they won't want to. Yeah. And while they want to, I'll let them have it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't her a daughter a really good musician, too? She's insane. Yeah, he's awesome.

She's insane. She plays every instrument. Do you play any instruments about me? I play piano. I just played before you, remember what you saying the song? We tell you're good at. Wait, wait, hold on, can I just say something? Yeah.

Can I just say something, all right? You don't remember when we play the song together? Are you actually good? Can you do something good? Let's move on. No, do one thing good. No, that was the best I could. But this is a moment where you get to show your talent.

You're wide-eyed meth-eye. I love it. Yeah, he has wide-eyed meth-eye. I do it. Meth is, I think, is something you're projecting. But I want to see you do something good. Can I tell my Ede-Bond story? Edibon story?

See, he did it again. You gave away the punchline. I did. What happened? Right. So I was in Miami. Right. And I was doing the improv back then.

And I'm in the green room. And they said Gloria Estevan is here. Uh-huh. And I go, who that? Wow. Yeah. I didn't know. Right.

I mean, I've never heard of the Miami man machine. And you spent a lot of time inside. Excuse me? What? Yeah. You're right. I don't leave. You do.

Right. What? Play video games. Yeah, I play video games. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I go, oh, they're popular, huh? She's huge. Huge.

Right? So I'm also. I'm on stage and I'm not doing well. Right. You know what I mean? That's weird. Is that dig? No.

Yeah, yeah. And so I'm like, maybe I'll just call her out. Okay. Right. So I go, ladies and gentlemen, and so they kind of put like a little light on her. Oh my God. And I go, Gloria Adabon. No. Yeah, yeah.

And she just got up and walked out of the room. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah. Well, you deserve that. I know, I know, I feel bad. Yeah. All the blood, it just rushed out. Oh, you had a real.

And I started eating it. Oh, my God. Worse than before. Yeah, yeah. It was a double eat. Dude, yeah, that's okay. You don't eat it? She's very sweet.

I'm sure she's... Yeah, she'll forget me. You don't eat it anymore, you know, like? Now I'm starting to, because I just did my special. It comes out on Netflix on January 7th. You know, we do that, we cut that out. We do that then. Okay.

We don't do that now? I'm answering your question. I'm sorry. For Netflix? That was so weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Netflix? Yeah, for Netflix. January 7th, it comes out. It's called The American Boy. Wednesday. Now I have to Wednesday, yes. And now I have to, it's my friend, man. I know.

And now I have to do new stuff, man. Yeah, yeah, it's hard. It's hard. Yeah, yeah. When you shot this, because I'm shooting my first special in two weeks. I know. Yeah, yeah. That's exciting. It is? You think the people are excited? What do you mean? Like, how do you feel? I'm nervous. I'm nervous. Did you get nervous or no? Oh, yeah. And I did it in Miami. It was like a lot of pressure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm nervous, but I think I'm ready.

Dude, it's about time. People pressure you to do that. For years they have to. For years they wanted you to do that. Yeah, and it's called finally. Really? Yeah. Oh, that's sweet.

Yeah, because I was wondering, I mean, so you got nervous and also, in terms of like set design and all that stuff, you were involved in all that? Yeah, I didn't do a lot of stuff. I wanted it to be as simple. I did it in a very... I fucked up there!

Yeah, yeah, this guy did a bunch of stuff. Yeah, yeah, I didn't, oh, excuse me to afford this and that, you know what I mean. Aesthetic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all aesthetics and stuff. It's called, finally, but people are going to say, enough. I love to do this. I love to podcast. Yeah, yeah.

Bro, I don't know, dude. You got my feelings all rubbed up. Oh, you've been doing it. Dude, you've been doing it forever. Yeah, you got me all revved up. Yeah, yeah. People are waiting for it. Some call it a rage.

It's okay. Yeah, so go ahead. Dude, I wish we went to school together. We would have been expelled, all Fs, all Fs. All Fs, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, man, I think, I think it's going to be great. Why did you move that dikego? Why did you move that dikego?

No, man. Do you have OCD? I feel like you have OCD. Sometimes I just freak out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at what he drew. Marcelo mommy. He wrote his notes.

He read his poppy. Marcelo mommy. That's interesting. Wow. You're thinking about my mom? No. Are you obsessed with him? Who?

Marcia? Yeah, yeah. I feel like there's an obsession. You really like him, though. No, he's funny. Yeah, yeah. Enough. He's a funny guy.

When you immediately go to, that was a good one? It wasn't that good, huh? Immediately go, hey, come on. Like an old guy at a party, like your uncle. Yeah. Hey. My wife is ugly. Come on.

Give me a little bit. Come on. Give me a little bit. I'm here. Come on. Give me a little bit. Come on. Yeah.

No, dude, I'm excited. You did a bunch of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I did a bunch of stuff, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever, I'm gonna sing a little song, you know, my pop, you know. You sing a song? I'm gonna sing a song, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But, and you have a movie, too, no? Yeah, yeah. 72 hours with Kevin Hart comes out in July. Wow, round applause for that. Yes. Yeah, yeah. I shot it. Who else is in it?

Ben Marshall, Cam Patterson, Mason Gooding. Wow. There's some cameos that are crazy. Yeah. Heaven is wild, man. Kevin's a great guy. That guy, he just is a workhorse. He's a workhorse.

Yeah, I did a movie with him once, and he's just busy. You never see him. If I had to describe Kevin in like physically, like if I had to describe him with like an action, I would go like this. I would go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a metaphor, you know what I mean?

For his life, the guy's always. What about Bobby? What do you do? I'm the opposite, right? Yeah, Bobby, it'd be like, it'd be like this. This is Bobby. Yeah. What?

That's pretty good. That is exactly me. That's you. I do it too. Yeah, yeah. You play video games? I do. Yeah, what do you play?

Oh, you probably crushed me. I'd crush you. Okay, if you play, okay, how about this? What if I played with Barsa? Let's do a stream. All right, I play with, I play with Barza. Let's do it in front of the world. Right.

And I want you to play with whatever team I pick for you. You still beat me? I'm in, yeah. Really? Yeah. You still, what are you, 5-0, you think? No, I think it'd be tight. If you get to pick my team, you're gonna pick like some horrible team.

MLS team. Are the worst teams? Yeah, he's going to pick, like, a half-star team. Yeah, yeah, half-star team. From Gibraltar or whatever. It's going to make me out a tough time. But you still think you can win, huh? Maybe, yeah.

I'm talented in the game. Yeah, wow. Yeah, I'm Division two in the world. Division two in the world. Ultimate team. Yeah. You can't hurt me. Yeah, my slams don't seem to work today.

I didn't believe. You'll get me. You will get me. You will get me. You will get me. You will get me. So, yeah, you crush me, huh? You don't play it like RPGs or...

No, I can't. I can't do it. My mom, when I was little, she didn't let me play gun games. I used to play, um, a medal of honor. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to play that one. Yeah. Yeah.

What? You killed what? Back then, it was a game where you had to fight against them. It got to get some who, though? Um, but... I fight against who, though? Yeah. Okay.

You play Army of 2? No, I never played. The only one I ever played is a Medal of Honor. What did you say? Army of 2. Army of 2? Never even heard of it. No.

You never heard of Army of 2? Never heard of it. Two guys in the Army. Look it up. It's an Xbox. I'm not making this up. Army of 2. Oh, wow.

Cartel. Yeah, that one sucked. Okay. Did you say cartel? Cartel. What was that? When you said that, what does that mean? Cartel?

The devil's cartel? Oh, devil's? Oh, okay. Sorry. Do you know what a cartel? He interests me Dude, he is so fascinating He's fascinating

You know, sometimes you meet somebody You go, how did you survive? Right. You know what I mean? Yeah, and then this guy, he's the most interesting man in the world And you switched him and he hates it Yeah, yeah, yeah

He's sad about it Well, you think that I took the love from, I mean, the attention from you Do you feel like your eyes like that? The cats are like he's like he's crying So good timing Do you touch your eyes? I think I touched my eyes?

Why didn't you touch your eye? He made me laugh so I did this I told you not to touch your eye Take your claritin now. You look terrible, right? Yeah, you don't swell. Can you do the deep voice? Barcelo Hernandez.

Oh, God. Damn, I haven't done this in the point eight. You don't count him down anymore? We don't. Show change. Yeah, the show changed. Look at this. Did you hear it?

Yeah, I did, yeah. Oh, that just gave me the feels, though. Bring it back. Yeah. Before you got here, Alex and Bobby were arguing about who's bigger, Lincoln Park or the Beatles. I want to know you're thinking of this. I don't, I don't.

You're not a music guy. I am a music guy, but I listen to Spanish stuff. Oh, okay. All right. I swear, I listen to Spanish stuff and I listen to... Or who's better?

The Beatles or Enrique Iglesias? No. The Beatles. Okay, Vicente Fernandez. I give respect words, too. Richie Valens or the Rolling Stones? The Beatles are the great... Interesting voices.

What? I don't know. Who's an iconic one? Like Vicente Fernandez? Yeah, it's like, it's tough. Because they weren't as global, you know? Yeah. My dad loves the Beatles.

Oh, yeah. You don't love Juan Lvigera. Right. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you have to give respect. I think in a long time, Bad Bunny will be someone

that we throw in the argument. Yeah, sure. But what I'm saying, though, is that, just in historically speaking, you think that the, who had more significance in culture? What band do you think? Between Lincoln Park and the Beatles?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not even a question. Who? It's the Beatles. Yeah, exactly. Thank you. And Alex, Alex would disagree. But Lincoln Park, like...

The numbers show different. You think the numbers show different? Oh, they do. They show different. What are the numbers? Lincoln Park sold more albums than the Beatles. And then they have way more streams. But does that mean make something better?

That's the question. Yeah. No, I asked you. Well, I guess I'll ask you then. What's better? Wait, I asked you, then you're going to ask him? Well, just give me a moment. Okay, okay.

I'd rather listen to hybrid theory than any Beatles album. Got it. I know, but that's you. What was the first word you said there? I'd rather, yeah. I'd rather, yeah. But it's like all the other streamers and all the other people that bought the albums like it too.

Right, and would you say that when the Beatles were out that, like, if someone bought, like, a record, right? Because you're comparing records to the albums. Would you say that a lot of people would listen to it in one place, maybe? And maybe not a lot of people had a record player at their house. Maybe it was a thing that, like, the only music out, really. It was like a cultural thing.

Yeah. It was like the only thing you could get to. Lincoln Park, there was a lot more of their bands. And do you think if I drop you in the middle of nowhere and you ask the same question? What do you think people would answer? Oh, Lincoln Park, that one song in the end? Really?

Yeah, yeah. What's better? Like a burger from like a fast food place or like, you know. Burger at home. You know, what? That's a good, no, that's a good. I don't know if that was. I thought he was giving that an energy.

That wasn't the fun. He was like, oh, he nods to Marcelo. A burger at home. Yeah, he got it. That's where you've got it. You got a reward. Or it's like, if you compare Breaking Bad and Grains an enemy. Both good shows.

Just completely good. Yeah. Yeah. I think the numbers that you're talking about, right now it's much easier to look at numbers. I think when the Beatles were big, it was hard to look at numbers. So you can't compare numbers. You have to compare cultural impact. And I think if we're going to compare the cultural impact of the Beatles versus Lincoln Park,

I think you're going to have a tough time with that argument. I mean, they did kind of like start and blow up that whole genre, Lincoln Park. And it created a boy. He's hard on it. He will not. He won't bud. I'll tell you he won't bud. That's okay.

That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. That's okay. All right, fair enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just strongly disagree.

Yeah, I mean. And we can agree to disagree. Do you know the names of all the Lincoln Park guys? I know Chester because he's from, like, my hometown. So you only know the name of one of them? Yeah. Got it. You don't even know Joe Hahn?

No. Do you know the names of the Beatles? John Lennon. That's all you know. Paul McCartney. You don't know, I've never heard of Paul McCartney? Ringo. When you say the names, I'll know them.

Yeah. And if I said the names of the Lincoln Park, guys? I'll know them. Okay. But I wouldn't like, I don't like. You know Dave Strauss, Straussberg from the Lincoln Park? You can win the argument. I just made up that fucking...

He caught me. I was trying to trick him. You know, Dave Sproxberg? You know, the Jew? That's the only good mark. He chose a crazy name. I picked a wrong name. David Hellman, is that better?

I think that's a comic. Fuck. Yeah, yeah. Francisco Ricks. Remember Francisco Ricks? Yeah, okay. You still eating that? It's good.

Yeah. What kind of food does you get? I got sushi from down the street Do you want to eat it now? Are you really hungry for sugar dropping? Yeah. If your sugar is dropping Yeah, take a bite. Yeah. I don't want to... Who cares? Yeah, yeah. I don't want to be the guy.

Yeah, yeah, you are that guy. But anyway, what do you... Yeah, I mean, you were 45 minutes late, but my point is... Whoa! Was that really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're definitely that guy, but my point is... Right. I was hanging out, I was like, Dax Shepard, his daughters, they're... Yeah, I get, I got it, yeah. Bigger star, but my point is...

No, you should eat, man Yeah, yeah, yeah Dude, what is I'm up with you? I've never seen you like this With a guest Weird, yeah Yeah, yeah

There's like a longing There's like a longing Yeah, yeah, yeah We're family, man It's your episode, man Yeah, I mean, is there a closeness Because you know that he's Hispanic? No, well, I work with Ralph

I love Ralph Yeah, yeah Texted Ralph, Robb didn't answer me You gotta tell him Oh, yeah, that's all him Well, he has a kid, so I guess yeah, you've forgiven him New breed of Hispanics are different.

You guys just made different. What were the older ones like? They were harder. They were what? Harder. Harder. We're soft. Yeah, and also whimsical and weird.

And the Asians have stayed hard, huh? Yeah, no, we're soft too. Oh, okay. You don't think we're soft? I don't know, I just felt like you were doing a dick. No, I wasn't doing a dick. No, I like it. You think I'm soft?

No, I'm not saying, no, I'm just, no, I didn't say soft. I'm just saying that you're more like... You brought me here to call me soft. No, no, no, no, more dreamy. Okay. You know, like, you know, Ralph will say stuff like, just be silenced. We're just sitting there. April, you like butterflies?

You know what? He's like, that kind. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And before they used to talk about what, like tacos and... That's not what I was saying. Burritos and stuff. No, I'm just saying. Hard stuff.

No. What? Mangoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Papaya. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You used to sell drugs, right? Mexican beans.

You think that's not what I was doing? Now we're soft. No, no, no, I wasn't doing that. We can sell drugs. Can you back me up, please? Being an Asian woman, Can you back me up for a second? Yeah, I didn't like what you said, though.

Why, the new breed of Hispanics are whimsical? How is that bad? To call us a breed like where animals is also something. I think there's a, I think, let me just, I'm, I feel like I'm drowning. I'm going to fix it. Fix it. 85 degrees. Yeah.

Don't you think it's cold? No. Okay, what I'm saying is that I think that, I think the new breed of Koreans are softer too. is what I'm saying. That's nice. You know what I mean? We're all soft. We're dancing on stage, you know what I mean?

You think everyone wear makeup. What? Everyone is softer. I think we still. Who stayed hard, man? What breed is? The white people? Yeah.

You know what guys? No. No? You know what? You know what? I apologize for even asking that question. Yeah. Bobby?

What? He looks me in the eyes. He goes, black people. And then I go, uh-huh. And then he goes, he goes, they can stay hard. Crazy, dude. Fucking crazy. Yeah, it's wild.

That's insane, dude. Also, I will say, just as an observer, that I've watched the show for a long time, when you guys were together and you used to be mean to her, it was like endearing. Now that you're not together, it's like, shut up, Bobby. Really?

Yeah, when you guys were together, I'm like, oh, she loves him. This is why. He does the digging. But now that you're not together, it's like, that's a woman, man. You know what I mean? Really?

That's someone's mother. I apologize. I'm going to be nicer to you. Our relationship has changed. Oh, shit. You look beautiful today. This guy is his eyes are going to pop out of his face. I know.

He's bleeding. Do you remember total recall? Yes. When Arnold Schwarzenegger was the woman. Yeah. And he's at a security checkpoint. And then all his eyes. Yes.

Yeah. Gilb, I think... Can I just say something? He interrupted what you were saying. Heimer did. I know he did. And also, whenever I'm talking right now, dude, you're drifting to Hyman. Yeah, you're not even involved.

I swear to God, I could watch him do anything. I could watch Hyman do anything. I know. Did you see? Huh? What, we say first. What, um... Did you just say, do you want to eat sushi?

Did you just ask me? Yeah, are you going to eat sushi? Okay. I'm like, do you want some? I'll share some with you. Okay. Yeah, can we get some, please? Have you seen him eat sushi?

Huh? Have you seen him eat sushi? I love sushi. I've never seen him eat sushi. He gagged. Yeah, yeah. I'll try sushi for you. You will?

Again. Yeah. What, um, what did he do before? Where did you find him? Ralph. Ralph. Ah, like, Ralph just introduced him. Ralph was here.

Ralph was here, and Jaime was sitting over there. And I go to Ralph, I go, what's that? No, who is that? Oh, yeah, who is that? She said, who is that? Yeah, when Ralph came on here, I was just over there. You're right, you're right. I'm Ralph's a friend.

Right. And you bet him here in L.A. or in Texas? Here. Wow. You're not even, see, here's the thing, Marcel, you're not even listening. Right. It's hypoglycemia. Yeah, what I'm saying,

I'm hypoglycemia. But what I'm saying, Marcelo is, is that rule. The mother, she knows these things. I do, I do, I can tell. But Ralph was sitting here as a guest. I'm noticing it now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what happened with him when he...

So tell me about what happened? Yeah, yeah. No, no, please, please, please. Oh. This is Jaime Sushi for the first time. I did watch this. Yeah, yeah. Yeah

He doesn't know what to do He didn't know what to do Okay That's Ralph being a Good boss You look crazy You're spitting food out Bobby You're coughing

Where's Rudy She's great Oh she loves you What is she doing? She's babysitting for me today She's the best huh? That was a real gem you found With the Rudy

Highmate too Yeah I know hi me too So after After what I said, I wanted to see if you were listening. How did I meet Jaime now? You met him with Ralph. You were with Ralph. Where?

In L.A., probably at the store. And you saw him, you saw him, and you go, what is that? No, that's not the story. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Are you being real right now, dude? I'm sorry, man. That am I doing okay?

Hey, George. You're doing great. You're very funny. George. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Things have gotten better with you guys. It's good, man. Could you just listen for a second?

Horton the people you're around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Ralph was a guest here. Right. Even now that I'm active listening, you don't think it's... Yeah, it doesn't feel like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, how are you on a show? Man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, do you look at the table repacket before and do it, or do you just... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you do. I'm there, dude, it's like school. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You have to be there. How much time do you get with the script? Before we have to sit down and read it, not long. Sometimes 30 minutes, sometimes 30 minutes, sometimes less. Oh, you don't get, because we used to get the day before.

No, we don't, oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They, we turn it in on the day of table read at like 10, 11 a.m. Wow. And then they send it. But not everything gets in the packet. No, no, no, no.

But we read like 38 sketches. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a lot. Right, so then, um, does it say in, in the front cover of your script, what sketches are you in? Oh, do you have to rifle through all of them? You have the rifle.

It's the worst. You have to rifle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I hate that. And yeah. On Mad TV, they did it the day before, and did you have to rifle? Well, when I got it the day before, I did, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I wish they would say, like, these are yours, yeah.

Here's the 20 sketches, and then, you know what I mean, who's and why? But once they've been doing something for 50 years, you can't be like, I have an idea. Right. Do you get intimidated yet or no? In the beginning, it must have been a little intimidated. I still get intimidated, but I think it's ultimately, I always think about, you know, all the bad jobs I had, and I go, just, just eat it up, man. Yeah, yeah.

Just eat it up. Do you ever get mad because you're not in the show a lot? No, no, no, no. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm good about that. You are? Yeah. I mean, it's fun to say with people to be like, I'm not in the show.

Yeah. It's a fun thing to be like, I'm not in the show. They don't want to see me. That's fun to say, but I don't. But if you're not in a sketch, I mean, has that been the thing where you weren't in a sketch at all? Yeah, I've been, they call it getting blanked. Yeah, so you got blank.

I got blank. And do you still, are you still mandatory to, you have to show up? Yeah, you have to be there. Wow. Was that the same for you? Yeah. Yeah. You've got to go.

Yeah, yeah. And were you just seething? Yeah, and then you also have to do the cast at the end. Yeah, that's true. And like, I wasn't in anything. Nothing. Yeah. Sometimes your family comes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How are you doing? Oh my God, it's going great. Yeah. You're not in the show. Yeah. But you guys get huge gas. Yeah, it's crazy.

Yeah. Who was the Lorne Michaels of Matt TV? Dick Blasucci. Dick Lesucci. Blasucci. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah, he was the kind of the lore of my own.

And what was he like? He was a, um, um, what's so funny? You shit on his desk, I just remember. Yeah, I put it on his desk, Bobby. It's a long time ago. It's a long time. I forgot. It was funny.

Do you ever think about shitting on Lauren's desk? Yeah, what would happen if you shit on Lauren's desk? No. I wonder. I don't want to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a wild thing you did. My bad.

Why did you do that? My bad, and my instinct was wrong on that one. Why did you do it? Do you remember? It was a joke. What was the joke? Do you really want to know or no? Yes, tell me.

All right, so I'm going to just say the real story. Okay. Because you know, I exaggerate. Because you were thinking about doing the fake one. No, I was thinking about doing the fake one, but I don't think I've ever told the real story. Oh, okay.

So the real story is this. You have soy sauce in the house, right? Somewhere in the house. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we have... Yeah, you have... You want some soy sauce? That'd be beautiful.

Yeah, yeah. Get some chopsticks for the fella and... Thank you, Kalila. Do you do chopsticks either? No. I think you have to ask for her. You have to be, like, on utensils. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thank you, Kalila. Yeah. How did you mess that up? How did you mess that? I fucked it up. What did you do? I don't know, yeah. Intimacy issues.

You have intimacy issues. I had a porn addiction. You had a porn addiction. She didn't like that. No, it takes away from the intimacy. And in years of that, you know what I mean? It erodes the... Yeah, the relationship.

Why'd you bring that up, man? I don't know, man. Yeah, it's really uncomfortable. I'm just like... She's so nice. Yeah, I fucked it up. Yeah. Nice.

But no, I lost motherly. She's like, you're hungry, hyperglazy. I know, I love, yeah. And you seem like the kind of guy that needs someone to take care. I lost, I lost her for completely. My life hasn't been the same. Yeah, I'm in the woods, dude.

I know, you. And there's no light. There's no light. Yeah, yeah. And I'm saying it behind her back because she would be, she's a person that's emotional, she'll be like, that's sad. And then what she had the baby. Yeah.

Alice is like. Depressed. Completely hot. Guys, guys, get me down. It's all for us baby. He's a bit depressed. I know he's a great guy. He's a nice guy.

Well, she had a baby with a man. Yeah, and he's way better than me. I mean, that's awesome. He looks like Jason Mamoa. Oh my God, the baby's going to be insane. I know. He's bigger than me. That baby's going to be so strong.

He's going to beat the shit. It's going to beat the shit. It's going to be the shit. It's going to be the shit. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's going to call me Poppy. No, he's not.

Yeah. No. I'm going to call him Poppy. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How are you doing, Poppy? How are you doing?

Yeah, get me a throat lozenge. No, no, don't talk to him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's me. Oh, that's him to you. Yeah, that's it to me. Yeah. And I go, oh, yes, sir, cherry? Cherry.

I like the cherry. Right, and we'll get the cherry loop. That's exciting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know what? But she still, you did something right because she still is a part of the thing.

Well, yeah, you know, every relationship I've been in, I keep a relationship going. With exes, do you talk to their exes still? I don't talk to a lot of my exes, no, but I don't have bad blood. Yeah, but you haven't been in a long, long term. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Once you get into one, it develops, and especially after 10 years, you know, I mean, you can't see them not in your life.

Right. That's nice, man. There's a little guy in there, man. There's a little guy with a heart. What's your love life like? Same as his, man. What is that? I mean, tell them what happened this Christmas break.

Oh, I was seeing someone over a Christmas break. And we broke up because she said I was a shitty boyfriend. Yeah. But tell my, what were the moves that you were making? Explain. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but do the move.

Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is before my girlfriend, I had. Yeah, go get, just do the move. What move? You were slapping, you know what I mean? Oh, I was just like, I took it from behind. I was like, you know, I get down on the day.

I was, what did I say? I was re-enraging her guts or something like that. Giving her back shots. Something like that. What was the move I gave you? I don't give you the move, but what was the move I was ten in you?

That's about right. That's about right. That's about right. Because I was taking it from the back. That's what he said. He was I was taking it from back. Also, her guts weren't rearranged. He said one thing and he was doing it.

Her guts are fine. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, man. No, love life is, it's kind of hard. Right, because you're working so much. Somewhat, yeah. Yeah. You have a big platform.

Do you want to maybe, like... Say something to her? Yeah, no, that's her. Say something to hers. To her, we know what you should say. Sorry for a rearranging your guts. No, she, uh, she, uh, I miss her. Yeah.

Best, thank you so much. Oh my God. Yeah. This is how they do it, huh? Yeah, yeah. You want some? So, so, so, so. Oh, my God. Thank you.

Wow. This is the best. You got any of chopsticks? Unfortunately, there's only one pair of chopsticks. You only have one pair of chopsticks upstairs. I know. What happens to your ass? Yeah, I don't use them unless I'm in a restaurant.

Okay. Yeah. Cool. Anyway, it's low sodium. Is that okay? No, that's full sodium, that one. Oh, that's full sodium? Lucky come on you.

Kalila, we were talking about how nice I think you are. You're great. They'll give you your flowers. Oh, thank you. That's just sweet. And not abandoning him, you know what I mean? Yeah. You didn't abandon him.

That's nice. I didn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was about to say something to the girl that you were doing what to her, you said? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, remember, I was, like... The one who called said you were a shitty boyfriend? Before that one.

Before that one. Oh, the one you're not over. No, no, no, no. After that one. He was over. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was doing some sexual moves to her. Okay, and then what happened? Have you seen these moves? I don't ever want to do it. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah. Exactly.

Yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah. Emma's going to grab one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, go ahead. So you were slapping her hip? Is that what you're doing?

Not her butt. Okay. What is this? What? Which one is this? It's avocado roll. It's no fish in there. So that might be safe for you.

Say something to the girl, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. You know what? I brought her flowers. Improvise a haiku for her. Mm-hmm. We love haikus.

Do we not? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, you go first. He doesn't know. her, dude. No, you want for your girlfriend so that I can get an idea Aiku. His eyes go crazy He has an idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's, like, haiku is a count,

right? So it's a very specific pattern. 575. It's 575. Five words? No, not five words. Five syllables. I really do miss you. There we go, now do seven. Yeah. I want to take you from behind again. Wow. Behind is two syllables.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe take out the two. It was good. You got to change the way you are, man. You got to change the way you do not to change the way you are. I mean, it works in your 20s, but in your 50s, it's not going to work. You know what I mean? Yeah, once you turn 30, like...

Yeah, it'll be weird. Wait, what's not working. Yeah. Clearly what you're doing, you know what I mean? They're calling you a shitty boyfriend. At 30. You know what I mean? You're 30.

I'm 29. Yeah. How old are you know? He's timeless, this guy. He's timely. You're right. I think you're right. I'm 28.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's older than you. He's older than me. He looks like a baby. Yeah. You're adorable. You're adorable. You're too, man.

Thank you, ma'am. Can I tell my real story? Yeah, go ahead. Okay. Oh, and you pooped on the desk. You've never told that on the show? I've said the story, but it was a lie. So say the real one.

I want to tell you the real, the real, real story. Okay. All right, so I was at MadTV, and I walked by Dick Lasucci's office. Right. and Ike Berenholtz and Nicole Parker were writing a sketch on his computer. Oh my God. Okay. And so

there was a... Is that allowed? Is that normal? Yeah. Okay. They did that. And there was a bottle of Alka-Seltzer on the desk, a box of it, I mean. So I walked and I go, you guys writing? Yeah, we're writing, dude. Leave us alone.

You want to see something funny? And they go... Whoa. And they go, okay. So I bent over. And I stuck an alkalisalcer in my butthole, right? And it started foaming like a mad dog. It was going, the Alka-seltzer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it was like literally foaming. I'm sweating, by the way. I know, good. You make it colder in here. I'm sweating. 85 degrees. I only took on fire in here. There's a bunch of lights everywhere.

Okay, all right. So then, right, I go, let me shoot them out. Yeah. Because it felt funny. Yeah. Have you stuck in an alcohol size or your butt hole? No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Would you ever do it? What is this? Shrimpura. Can I tell the story, dude? That one is very, that's not fishy. Okay, can I mean, let's say something. I'm telling your fucking story. I know what I'm saying.

What is this? What is this? What is this? I will say, you know what I think is happening? I think because there's a Latino on here, he feels emboldened. Yeah, yeah. That's what it is.

He was emboldened. He's emboldened. You don't talk this much ever. No. Yes, I do. You interrupt him. Do you interrupt him when I'm not here? No, not this much.

And I'm telling a story, and you're talking about your, what is that? What is that? Okay, this is a new year. I'm trying to be a badass. I'm trying to. I'm trying to be a badass. I'm trying to do back shots. He's trying to change his image.

What is it? It's because my palate is like chicken wings and cheeseburgers. I don't know if you can call that your palate. Well, that's what he tells me? Oh, that's his palate. Yeah. Okay. So what is that?

So let's get to this first. It's shrimp tariff, man. Just eat it, you'll be fine. Just chew it. Just the whole thing. The problem that you have, this is the problem. Yeah, tell them the problem. You saw it in the video.

What happens is when you try something, you leave it in your mouth and you wait. Don't wait. Chew, worst thing that happens is you swallow it, it's gone. But when you waited, you spit it out. You had Bobby waving the chopsticks at you. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

That's okay. It's pretty good, yeah. There's something about the way your lips sit that it looks like you don't like anything. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It looks like he doesn't like it. But you do like it.

Yeah, it's good. Okay, good. It's because I have it on your bike. I just want them to be happy. I swear to God. Yeah, I want to take care of him for the rest of your life. Yes.

Like, dude, if you were in hospice, I would visit you every day, wouldn't you? He wouldn't. No? You don't think I would? No, Jules told me a really sad story. What? You wouldn't visit anyone.

Apparently your mom fell and you didn't do anything. What? And Rudy was the one who, like, he was the one who, like, sat there and didn't do anything and his mom fell and she had to come to her rescue Bobby is that true

yes yes but can I defend myself no yes she's sitting with my mom at a four top table before you get into that does anything happen other than after the Alka-Seltzer's in your

boat you just get up and then you put it out onto the desk no there's more things I have But you know what? I'm not even going to address it anymore. Okay. Okay. Can I finish it? Sure.

All right. So I shoot out the Alka-Sizer. I'll get back to the fucking. The mom. The mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This whole thing is fun. But people like it, I think.

People at home, they get bored. They go, there's topic. Too much time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We go to topic to topic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um, what you're eating. What you're eating.

Maybe go to the mom. No, it's okay. Okay. Right. And then a couple of dingleberries came out with it. Oh, yeah. And then Dick walks into the office, and he sees the little two dingleberries and the foam. You know what I mean?

Yeah. It kind of looks like like a Michelin Star restaurant almost. The foam. You know what I mean? Fine dining. What is that? You know what I mean? Chef's table?

Yeah, yeah, it's like a chef's table thing. Yeah, yeah. But, and he goes, clean it up. I cleaned it up, and that's it. The story that I told before was more exaggerated. Yeah, it was intentional. You were mad, and then you went to his desk and you poo. Yeah, yeah.

That's not the real story. The story is, that's the real story. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Cute. So anyway, my mom... Well, wondering, what did he say? He just cleaned up and he left.

I mean, he was mad, but yeah, yeah. Sounds funny. With your mom. So my mom... So Jules was sitting next to my mom. I'm on the other side of the table. She fell over... And Jules was super quick to pick her up.

Okay. Right? And I did this. I did! Oh, whoa, whoa, you know what I mean? Yeah, but Jules had already had her. I don't believe you. Can I tell you why I don't believe you?

Because we were in Hawaii. and his mom had never been to Hawaii before and when she opened the curtain to look at the view of the ocean she was like like it overwhelmed her and then she passed out and fainted and you and your brother stood there did nothing we were laying on the bed

what is that about Bobby what you freeze yeah yeah it's called trauma it's trauma response yeah yeah yeah flight freeze you know I mean yeah but I like slid and cat caught her yeah remember that yeah because you guys are quicker oh no she you're making fun of me and my brother because we're slow and I don't like that

Yeah, we're slow You shouldn't be your small In fact Yeah, yeah You're small Yeah Did you hear any of that conversation Yeah

Yeah, I did His mom passes out here and there I know And you go and you slid And you picked her up Meanwhile, you're doing what Yeah Are you done with all that?

I'm just gonna save it Because I don't feel good About what's happening Okay, okay, good But you have some nutrients In your body Yeah, I got something in my body Thank you, Kalila

I just said the brand of that jacket. I just said the brand of that jacket. You saw it. It's obeyed. It's not that expensive. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fifteen minutes ago. I think it looks nice. Yeah, were you mad? I already turned it off. I completely turned it off. You want the air on? Yeah.

You turned it off? Yeah. Why? He said he was hot. Yeah, so I turned the heat off. Oh, the heat was... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm turning it down. That's okay, right? Yeah, okay, fine. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway... It's like I'm like... Yeah, okay, you're right? No, it's fine. Are you doing with something after this?

I'm I doing something after this? Yeah, which one is they doing? Royal Corp. Oh, I love her. Oh, wow. Have you been on that one? Yeah, you're doing the... No, I've never been on that one.

You like dress up like a king or something. Like, you dress up like old, like old timey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are they getting the stuff? Amazing. I'm so excited. Wow. You're gonna do that.

Because I want to bring gifts. I think you brought me, you know... This is the second podcast I've done it. This is also... I've never done many podcasts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never really done real... I did, like, I did, like, podcast before when I, like, first started.

But after us or no, this is probably this is the second podcast I've ever done. Wow. Well, you're doing another one of mine tomorrow. I know. I'm so pumped about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With the boys.

Yeah, with the boys. But let's enjoy the moment, yeah. Are you on medication? No. I feel like you need to be. I'm completely unmedicated. Isn't that something? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Completely unmedicated. Yeah. No allergies to any medication. Yeah. You know what I like about you? I think you remind me of what I was like when I was young, maybe. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a ta-tat-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-a.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I have a good heart, I think. I do. No, your heart's in the right place. Your heart's in the right place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you ever live in the moment? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I live in like nine moments. That's not living in the moment. Yesterday, today, tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm in the moments. Yeah, yeah, a lot of moments, yeah, yeah. What are your favorite moments in the last couple of years then? Oh, my God.

I think that I think, you know, you know what I am? You know what I am? I'm a family man. I'm a family man. I want to live in the moment, man. My head itched. I know, because it's 95 degrees.

I know, I know. You're wearing a beanie. Yeah, go ahead. You're a family man? I'm a family man. I want to have a family. I like hanging out with the little kids in my family. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I like doing that, that stuff. Those are beautiful moments for me. My little cousin, she's a crazy soccer player. Yeah. And I played with her when she was little. And then now she got a D1 scholarship. Wow, wow. But those, to me, those are the...

And you go to the games and stuff? I used to go to all her games. Now, I'm going to go see her when she's in college. They must be very proud of you, too. Oh, no, yeah. Well, yeah, well, she's a star. You're a star. You're a star.

You're a star. Oh, my God, thank you. Who's a bigger star? You or her? I think for our... If we're going to calculate it based on money, it's no contest. So you're the Lincoln Park. She's more...

I think she's the Beatles. And she's the Beatles. The numbers, the numbers tell a story, don't they? But, no, but in terms of, like, who's more impressive? I think she's, like, what she's doing is... Yeah, that's great. That's great. You were a wrestler.

Yeah. Yeah. What soccer team do you support? In the Prem, Manu. Oh. Oh, that hurts. You're an Arsenal guy. Don't pretend like you really care.

Yeah, yeah. I do care about... No, you know, I really care. About Manu? No, just about, like the rivalries. You just like Arsenal. No. Like Bukai Osaka.

You like... Whoa, you know? You like Gabriel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, you know the team. You know, you like Arteta. You know, you like Arteta. Arteta.

Arteta. I love Arteta. We like to say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Arteta. Arteta. I'm Arteta. You know what that that means? Yeah. I don't know. Not talking about it. It's vulgar. I like your team, too. You like my team? Cesco.

Sesco. I don't... M. Buomo. Cunia. Cunia. Casamiro. Casamiro. Maguire, right? Bruno Fernandez. Ah, he's amazing.

Yeah, he's a really good. He's a really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I know your team, too. Yeah, you know my team too. Yeah, yeah. I know you're going to get. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Wait, who's your team out here?

Musical, how you do it? What? Do you have an MLS team? Yeah, well, I'm from Miami, so we have Miami now. This is there, it's a lot of fun. That's some good something. But my real team, since I was a little kids, they gave me a jersey when I was a little kid,

was Real Madrid. I'm a Madrid guy. Yeah, Madrid. Which, it's not a hot take. It's the best day, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It is what it is, you know what I mean? I'm not proud of it is what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Listen, Bobby Lee's comic book, it's out now at all stores. Barnes & Noble. Or let's talk about your special. Yes. What's the date? Man, there it is. Yeah. Whoa, man.

We filmed it like old school. Looks good. That looks good. It looks great. Thank you, man. We, um... I've been doing comedy for 10 years, Bobby. I know.

I filmed one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I think that was a dig on me. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was being honest. You know, when no one wants your special, right?

Why would you do one? Yeah, but that's the self-deprecating thing. Was he always like that? Yeah, and that didn't make you feel good. Did it collapse? Yeah, yeah. What was that word you just used? Self-deprecating.

Can you give me the definition? Not defecating. No, no, no, no. Self-deprecating. What is it? I want you to repeat the word. No, no, no, no. Give me the definition first.

No, no, no. Repeat the word and then we'll give you the definition. If you're going to pop in, you're going to participate. You understand? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's telling you to do something. You've got to do it. You're not going to pop in and then do whatever you want.

You're popping in. You can't pop in and pop out. You can pop out. You can pop out. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Spread it out to me. We'll say the word one more time.

Spell it out. Spell it out. Okay. Self deprecating. She's such in mom. You're so in mom mode. I have to protect. I have to protect my mind.

She's in mom mode, man. Say it again. Self deprecating. Self deprecated. You know? He goes, you know. He's asking me if I know. I'm the one that said the word.

Yeah. He goes, you know. You know, say one more time. Self deprecating. Okay. Self-deprecated. In. Slowly.

Sing, ing, ing. Sit it now. It's hard. It's harder for them. Get it. Dyslexia, man. You have dyslexia? Yeah.

We're not making fun of your speech impediment. I'm sorry. No, did, okay. Self, say it again? No, we already said it 15 times. It's written, buddy. Self-deprecated. Self-deprecating.

That's it, that's it. That's it. And then what did you want to know about it? The definition. The definition is self-deprecating. So let's break it down. Yeah, what do you think of myself? Yeah, me, you.

To deprecate is to like kind of like bring down to make fun of. Kind of like low self-esteem. If you have low self-esteem. But like in a performative way. In a performative way, it's when a comic makes fun of themselves. Right. Oh. Yeah, man.

Low self-esteem, right? Yeah, but you can do self-deprecating humor without having low self-esteem. Exactly, thank you. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. You know. Thanks, man. Yeah, no problem.

I think you do some self-deprecating humor. Yeah, yeah. I do? Your stand-up? How long you've been doing stand-up? Two years? Wow, man. Yeah.

Of Ralph? Yeah. I've been opening up for Ralph. Wow. How many shows did you shoot? Six. No, really? We did six.

We shot five, but one of them was only, like, one camera, and then we shot four, like, full. Yeah. And so that's why I did it in Miami because I wanted to do a lot of them. Yeah, yeah. I'm doing four. Yeah. That's good. That's good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dave Chappelle gave me advice. What do you say? Before. What do you say? He said, make sure you talk to your. make sure you you want to make the room dark

the audience because he thinks people are a lot more comfortable to laugh and it's really dark in the audience did you already shoot it? That's a good note

no I didn't do it that's a good note make it dark and then the second thing he did which I wish I would have done more of but I was just like

I'm not even going to have a spotlight I'm just going to be dark on stage that's good audio yeah no but you should after this

should they shoot the first one yeah you should go to video village yeah meet with them yeah look at the shots

and tell them which ones you like because they're going to move the cameras around and you can be like this one I need for the all four. This shot. We had to dance around and pick different shows because I like this specific shot but we only got it on one show or we only got it

on two shows. So make sure that you know what shots you're getting. I didn't do that and I wish I would have done that. Okay. I'm going to do that. Go to Video Village Sit down with them and do it. Was there a camera? Because my director was like, well we don't need a lot of audience. shots. Yeah. Your specials today don't have a lot of audience shots anymore. The response.

He's not wrong, but I'll tell you why you want a little bit of audience shots is if you're going to cut between one joke and another one, you need to go somewhere. So you can cut into a laugh and then come back into a different joke. So we did that a few times here where you see an audience shot, but what we're doing is we're trimming fat or taking something out and you get that audience shot to distract the people and then you go into something that's way later. So out of the five shot um because i'm just curious because i know the five shows that you shot right that this is a bunch of different you know what i mean it's mostly one and four oh one and four yeah oh i see it's mostly one is there any three a two and three a little bit of two and three yeah yeah yeah like jokes yeah there's a

little bit of two and three yeah yeah because sometimes you say it different yes in a weird way yeah yeah yeah i'm excited for you bobby yeah and on behalf of comedians i want to tell you that we We love you, man. And you are really a... You're representing New York? You're a force of good. Yeah, yeah. You are a platform for people to come on

and talk about themselves. And that's a nice thing that people do, you know? And you're one of those people. And it's an honor to be here on your show. And I'm so happy for what you have done for this interesting Latino here. Yeah, yeah. It's really nice.

I've been supportive of a lot of people. You are. Yeah, you're a supporter. I remember the first... Do you remember the first time we met? I do. With Shane? Yeah.

Yeah. At the Paramount, what's at the Paramount or no? The Chelsea, I think. The Gramercy. Grand Mercy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were both backstage.

I think we opened for him, no? I didn't go up, I just wanted to hang. Yeah, you hung out. Yeah. And you were out back there running around. Were you in S&L at the time or no? I think you just got it on the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you were being very nice. You told me that, but you're also being a little bit gross. He gets a little gross. When it's with a new person, he's like, I have fungus. And you're like, what? You know, do you remember when you... It's gone. It's gone. Oh, really?

Yeah, I have no more foot fungus. Wow. Yeah. You want to see it or no? No, no, no. Okay. I just love how you decided to, you know, fix yourself after her. Wait till the breakup.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry about that. I apologize about that. You know what I mean? But you never saw the foot fungus, did you? I felt the foot fungus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you used to do a lot of stuff, like you used to take it to her and stuff. Yeah, yeah. Like, smell this, like smelled it. You used to put glue on your finger and then put it off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't do that anymore. No. Yeah, look at all the glue over there.

Wow. Wow. Do you ever eat it? No, I never eat the glue. Never eat. Other stuff. Yeah. What do you mean?

I think you've been like a lifelong booger eater. Right? I thought we've always talked about you guys. No. No. Because I know the flavor? It's salty. It's like it's very much like cute.

handsome, you're a booger eater or not a booger eater and you guys are booger eater? I just, it's hard to believe that people haven't eaten their own buggers. No, it's not that you haven't. At some point in your life, it becomes concerning. Yeah, yeah. I haven't eaten my burger kind of be honest

with you in probably, let's be here, three weeks. There's a timetable? Yeah, I ate one burger three weeks ago. Before that, a year. By the way, when you say I haven't eaten a bugger in, and then the number is three, there's no there's no amount of time that's okay three years

it feels too soon three weeks it doesn't matter three decades that's okay that's good okay how old are you now yeah 54 wow yeah

all right maybe cut that out then can you cut that part out I eat boogers oh you don't want that out there it's been out there it's weird I will say

it's weird people find out that eat booger it is weird and I think what he's reacting to is the fact that you said the sentence lifelong booger eater.

That was priceless. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's harsh. It's hard. Lifelong. Yeah, it's harsh. Lifelong. A lot.

And also, it's coming from someone. Like I'm an NRA member. I'm a lifelong. Yeah, 100%. Gold star. You're like, gold star booger eater. If I say it, it's just banter. If she says it, it's like she studied it.

Like, she knows that it's a fact. Yeah. She has research. Who's your favorite guest on S&L? You know, um, I think... Someone that you really...

Because I'm sure you have a list of people that you didn't like, or that were kind of standoffish. But who was the guy that you were like? I can't be... I can't be hurt, you know? Bad Bunny? Bad Bunny was amazing.

Him and Pedro Pascal changed my life. Wow. You know? Yeah. When the sketches that I did with them about the protective mom, about the Latina mom and the whole thing, that was like...

It's a before and after. Yeah. After we did protective mom with Bad Bunny and Pedro, my best friend, Santi, who's here, I went to an after party. All my boys came, and I walked into the after party, and I saw them, and I started crying. Because it was like, this is, it's like from now on. It's like a different, you had a successful thing with two big stars.

Yeah, yeah. It's like, it's, it's, it's, it changed my whole life. How exciting. It really, I'll never forget it. I said, and, and, yeah, yeah, I, yeah. I just saw that clip, too, of Ariana Grande. Oh, yeah, the dancing one. Yeah.

Dude, they're amazing. The, the people that were child stars, they're. They're amazing at S&L. They just, they read so well. Like Ariana. Ariana, like Sabrina. Kenan is another one that is just unreal at the table. Yeah.

This is amazing. This is amazing. And Ariana came up with the idea for the pants and then she does this move. Amazing. Amazing. Come on. Wow. She said we need to wear the same shoes.

We need to wear big pants. Yeah. She's fun. She's got ideas. He's nice, right? Yeah. Yeah. She seems very nice.

Did you see any of the Wickeds? You know, I don't, I don't watch a lot of, I don't watch a lot of the, I don't watch a lot of movies. Yeah. I watched Pluribus, you saw Pluribus? I saw the, I finished it. Oh my God, I haven't finished it. Actually, I did, I did, I did, I did it, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's, you're watching this?

I haven't yet. You're a mother, you take care of a baby. I am watching finishing up TASC. I don't know really behind. Which one? Task. Task. Park Ruffalo.

You don't know. You don't know, but Pluribus, I mean, what a show. Great, great, great. Pluribus? second season isn't for like another couple years. Huh? For pleuribus? I hear the second season is not for a couple of years. I know it's like one of those severance type things. It's crazy to

make. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, wait, he has yes, he has, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have another one, yeah, yeah. Your boss lady. Yeah, so anyway, how long have we been doing it? Only an hour, 15? Oh my God. It's good. You do a short one and I'll be back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You come back.

Be back for you. Yeah. I love you, man. All right, give Marcelo round of applause, everybody. Oh, my God. Thank you. American Boy. 7th on Netflix.