TigerBelly - Mark Normand & The Confusion and Chaos

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

Comedian Mark Normand returns for his third time and does not know Jamie. We chat pizza addiction, bombing on stage, weird hookups, anxiety tricks, skating culture, celebrity age gaps, method acting, and Mark’s new special.We’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code BELLY. That’s promo code BELLY. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code BELLY at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Bobby Lee, the finally tour, is up for sale, 2006. You know, I shot a special for Hulu, and I'm going to go one strong tour before the special airs. I'll be in Detroit, Indianapolis, Montclair, Atlantic City, Medford, San Antonio, Houston, Dallas, etc., etc. Go to Bobby Lee.combe. To get your tickets. Dude, honestly, dude, since you've been back, dude, there's an air of confidence I don't like. I just open for Dan Soder. Yeah, I understand, but I have credits as well.

I did so much this week, I would never tell you what I did. Yeah, I just... I opened for Kathy this week's. Yeah, but it's like I wouldn't yell that stuff out. I'm not yawning it out. I'm just saying it. It's, you're sort of like, name. Dropping.

Yeah, I open for Dan Soder. All right. Shout out to Dan Soder. He's on tour. Who else have you opened up for? Yeah, who have you else? Amir K. Yeah.

I don't know. Ralph? My boy Ralph. Yeah. He's on tour right now. Also, who else? Who else have you opened up for, man? And one and only, Mr. Robert Ely.

No, Bobby. I opened up for you, Bobby. Yeah, yeah. text to you if I can open the Texas shows but it just went green I was like oh he might change his number yeah I put you on block you did? Yeah yeah yeah

on the block Like the Cholos You know Like the comedy hasn't improved since I'm Yeah Like the wall Yeah

I'm just the wall man I do use a microwave Okay so do we Yeah but you actually use it Let me think about that Let me think about it I said that I use it But do I actually use it

No your people use it But do you use it Have I used it Microwave historically in my life Have you? In recent times In recent times When is the last time

You woke up at two in the morning Not two No, that's a specific time He's adding different various When's the last time April 12 Two in the morning You know

Half moon Half moon Half moon Have you No I've Probably two weeks ago I used a microwave For what?

I heated up a sandwich. A sandwich? From where? From, from Patsies. What kind of sandwich? Was it grilled cheese? I wanted the cheese to be melted more.

You just trying so hard to poke holes in this? Yeah, why? That position is this. Yeah, like, why are you challenging me? You don't believe me? It's like, I don't think you poop on airplanes. I do. It's hard to poop on airplanes.

Yeah, but I have. Why? Because I have to take a shit. Can you just wait? No, I can't. I have to take it. You're a crazy lawyer, man. Yeah, dude, you're a bad lawyer.

Yeah. Hey, what of your... I was talking about... I forgot who I was talking to this about. Maybe Dan Sodor? Oh, yeah, it was that. Is that really dad? Yeah, I was like,

would you trust your lawyer if he, like, was in the case, and then he told us a judge, hey, he's innocent. Am I right? I don't think I trust him. I don't think I trust a lawyer. I don't know. I wouldn't do that.

Who you trust a young lawyer? Yodler? I think a Yodler I won. A lawyer no. A lawyer no, but I... Yoloo! Yeah, yeah, no. Would you trust you lawyer? If he tells a judge, am I right? This is going to be a fun pod.

I think the rhythm is off. It's all... Yeah, yeah. Huh? Why? You can't read rhythms? No. I can read.

Are you rhythmless? Are you rhythmless? Rim? Dude, what is going on with you? You can't even understand words anymore? I do. Yeah, rhythmless. I actually was in it.

What? Rhythmless. Rhythmless. Rhythmless. Okay. I can't say it. You can't say rhythmless. It's okay, though.

No, it's too fast for me. Go slow. Slow rhythm? There you go. There we go. So go rhythmless. Rimmelis. Okay.

Like Romulus. Romylus. Do you say Romulus? Romulus. Alien. That was a good movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was.

Oh, for alien, yeah, yeah, yeah. Your mind's going blank, too. I'm not, because Romulus is also a planet for Romulins right from Star Trek. You owe me Coke. No, I don't. Yes, I do. All right, well, I got when you went there. Thank you.

See, I know stuff. What else have you learned? We haven't seen you in a while. Yeah, I want to know what you've learned for like, well, a month? It's been a month. Has it been a month? I don't know, man. I don't know.

What have I learned? What is Hayme I learned? Yeah, cat, what has Hymeet learned? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, look at me. Look at me. What have you learned? I don't know, man. You have learned nothing this last month. What did Dan Soder teach you? Yeah.

What did his soda teach you? Someone said I looked like Dan Soder. Is that true? Yeah. Yeah, a little bit. That's good. She's a woman. That's good.

That's good. That's what you learned? No. Yeah, yeah. Now, what have you learned about? live about like you know how to you've learned anything about like maintaining your anxiety and um i learned a lot this weekend okay would you learn oh i learned about Israel i learned about iran yeah i learned about a lot of news history history comedy store history a lot of comedy store history

yeah what kind of comedy store history i can't stuff that yeah because i told her it's over her my dead body yeah yeah yeah he told me he would murder me i would murder me because i told her deep dark secrets of the comedy store. Positive stuff though, guys. All good stuff. All the good stuff. All the good stuff. All the good stuff. I learned about you can get Shake Shack ordered late.

Yeah, that's a good thing to learn. And I learned that you should always listen and be quiet. Yes. Real advice. Real advice. And be nice. And also the holding method. Which one? The holding? Oh, the holding method? Do you hear it here? I told you, I talked you about the holding method. Holding method.

Of not going on stage. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The holding method where you just sit in your chair and then Bobby holds you down. No, no, oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll hug you. He hugs you down. Yeah, I don't hold you down. And then you're talking about. And then you go, I really got to go and he goes, no, no, no, no. Oh, that method. Yeah, but then what did I teach?

And then you stayed there. So they said my name and how long did I sit down before? Too long. I've seen you do this before. How long did you do this? It was wild. Like, no. He's told, cool, calm collected.

Could have gone, got away, come back. You were just in your zone, probably maybe three minutes, three or four. And who was hosting? Kathy. Oh, you. Oh, my God. She goes, Bobby, we! Right?

And then I just sat there and I just talked to people to teach you a lesson. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Wow. And what was that lesson, Kat? Yeah, yeah. I don't think you got the lesson. I try to explain the lesson, though.

I think it's about being in control and showing, like, resilience and, right? Or just, like, not letting it overcome you stress and saying, this is my show, right? No. Oh. No. It's about handling anxiety. Oh. Yeah.

And also the panic. Panic. And it also teaches you, it gives you a little bit more of a challenge on stage. You know? It's a little. Did they do that to you when you were all the time? Oh, yeah.

How long would someone like, five minutes? Five minutes? Five minutes were you went up? Yeah. Who? I can't tell you that. It's all it's either Polly or. You must have been squirming, right?

You could have. No, I learned it. Do you just? So I just sit there. there instead of struggled. What would be your opener when you walked out? I go, they made me see. I'll just tell the truth.

Yeah, they locked me in a room. They locked me in a room and they wouldn't let me come out for five minutes. I swear to God. Did they really lock you in a room? Not lock me, but like, you know, the teaching me patience. Wow. Yeah, yeah. So what did you do when you were?

I didn't do it to her. He didn't do it. I don't do it. I don't do it. Yeah. Not yet. I don't know. No, no women.

Oh. But I would like to, I'd like you to do that. Are you sure? Yeah. Okay. I want to try it. Try it. I want to see what that feels like.

Yeah. Does it feel good? I know it doesn't feel good, but maybe that's part of it. Yeah. Actually, when I did it over the weekend, it felt pretty good. Because I didn't want to go out. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I did not want to. I mean, I got in the rhythm of being there, but I had the busiest week of my lifetime. So it was like, and I'm so tired. and I'll be honest with you. I don't know how I'm going to get through this podcast, but how many places do you travel to? Saturday. That was so good, brother.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you like that? That sounded good at you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Saturday, what happened? You flew in. Dude, don't talk to me like that. That energy, I love, though.

Don't talk to me like that. Highmate's great. That's good rhythm, Jaime. I love that. That's really good rhythm. He didn't know what he's doing. You don't even know that. You didn't feel the rhythm there?

You know what I learned? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It took me that long to learn. To figure out what you learned. Go ahead. I did a couple shows and like people come up to me and like, that I pro, you're like the funniest guy I've seen. I'm like, I don't know.

Wait, Bobby. Like, let him go. I don't get it. Let him cook. I don't get. Why? I don't. Sorry.

That's the same thing he did with the dance, Dider thing. Is that what you learned? You got recognized? And complimented? Complemented? And then what happened? I'm like, oh, thank you. But like, I think to myself, I'm like, I don't get what I have.

Like, I don't. Oh, my God. It's the grossest thing you've ever said. Oh, I love it. That's the grossest thing I've ever said. It's not the, oh, coming. Remember that one? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was the second thing, grossest thing you've ever said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was really. Yeah. That was bad. Yeah, yeah. That's not you learn that. About yourself?

Humility? Humility? Humidity? Humidity? Yeah. Humidity. No, I don't know. I don't know what I have, you know.

Yeah. Can I guess what you have? I can tell you. Tell me what? Well, in special ed. That's not. You can't laugh. My bad, my bad.

I didn't know. You were in special ed? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. That's the same response whenever my PE teacher found out. I was in special ed too. Are you really? Yeah.

Is it special ed or a different type of class? It's a department. I was just slow. I was in a class two. Yeah, I was in a class too. With two people. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah.

I was at an alternative school at one point. Really? Yeah. For what? For being slow. Yeah, I was slow. I couldn't read very fast. Yeah, yeah.

I couldn't read backwards either. I couldn't. I still can't. I couldn't read Japanese makeup. Japanese or Latin or anything Yeah, me neither On my last day, sixth grade My special ed teacher

One of them, she was like Why are you smiling, Gilbert? I'm not, bro Yeah, you want to do you Why are you smiling, Gilbert? Dude, yeah, you are. I'm happy to see everyone here, I know, I know you're happy to see us, bud

But don't smile at that Sorry, sorry, sorry One more time Yeah, you're smiling now On the last day of school Sixth grade, my special school What kind of school? No, it was a regular school

Oh, it was a different building My special ed teacher told me They have special ed teachers at Reagan school Yes You know how much of waste would that be To have two different schools Just putting everybody in one Oh I see

They're saving money You're down It's crazy Miss key sexes All types of teachers It comes in Yeah Your phys ed, you're doing biology

That's what it is Mesquite, Texas, fix yourself. I want to fucking sit on top of these fucking people. He's wearing a special ad? What are you fucking talking about, dude? Ad would. Hey! Hello?

How old are you? Hey, what's up? Hey, Mark. Great, Mark. Just messing with you. What's his name? Hey, it's Umberto Jimmy Kimmel, right?

Do you ever remember meeting him? What, the last one? No, no, no. And anywhere outside of this place. Can't refresh his memory? No, no, no, no, you can't refresh. You were very confident that Mark Norman would know who you are, bro. Oh, God, you've already started.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, wait a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Carnies. Yeah, with whom? What does that matter? I thought you were working the grill?

Not that night. No, what's up? I don't remember anybody. Have we met? Yeah. Can you guess? Can you guess? She wasn't confident.

Yeah, she wasn't that confident of them. Can you guess? The comedy club? Yeah. Which one though? That even had been there. He doesn't have headphones in. Oh, he doesn't.

You already heard it. I didn't hear anything. Did you really? Oh, I saw it. Oh, I met you with ice. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got rid of a guy.

Yeah, we got rid of a guy together. And you're Jimmy O. Yang. That's going to be back. You've never heard that, I'm sure. You do headphones or no? No, I never thought. No, you know, no, do calls or anything? No, we don't do calls.

All right. Yeah, we don't do calls. Oh, no, we don't do calls. You changed it up. We did? Yeah, this is way different. Yeah, I change it up every couple years, you know, a little bit. Yeah.

It's funny because before you got here, Mark, I mean, we were saying, like, yeah, no, we go away. back, you know what I was not saying that. He'll definitely know me. We've hung out this and that. I open up for Dan Soder. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Soder, he's a sad dance, so.

And I made a bet that he wouldn't remember. And I won that bet. There you go. Kat wasn't as confident. Yeah, yeah. So Kat was like, I don't think he'll remember. But she opened for you at the Ice House. Okay.

Oh, I do remember that. Oh, yeah. Do really? I remember that, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's a very funny new comic. And sorry, I'm so, I apologize. Oh, go nuts.

I'm the burp king. Oh, yeah, yeah. Fart too a lot, huh? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I already farted on this guy. Jaime. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We already said it? Oh, shit, did you say it? I don't remember. Oh, really? You do remember Jaime then? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And do you know the comic that he's best friends with? Soder.

No, no. No. It's, tell him. You know my boy, Ralph? Barbosa? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's how... He said, what's up? Hey, Ralph's. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. Wait, he doesn't. Wait, sorry. He said, what's up? And congrats on your new special.

Thank you. Oh, he really did say that. You don't believe me? No, I believe you now. Can I call him? No, no, don't call him. No, don't call him. No, don't call him. I don't want to talk to that guy. I don't want to talk to that guy. I don't want to talk to Mark. Yeah, yeah, but didn't have book a thing. I call him right now.

No, no, no, don't. Because last time you didn't believe me. No, I just said I believed you. I just fucking said I believed you. If you call him, dude, you're leaving. Whoa. Please call him. Is he doing all right?

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Hey. Yo. I'm here with Bobby and guess who else? Jimmy O. Yang? Oh. Wait, wait, no. Guess who else? Mark Norman.

Whoa. How'd you do that? Yeah. And then did you want to say something to Mark Norman, Ralph? Yeah, congrats on the special. Oh, yeah. Thank you, man. I miss you, too.

Heim paid me 50 bucks just to say this. Haimu doesn't have 50 bucks. Bye. All right. All right, Hyman. You got it. You got it. Thank you, Haim.

Thank you, Haim. We believe you. I'm in. Yeah. So I think I believe this to be true that Mark probably will not forget about you ever again. Never again. Never again. Not that face.

Not that face. And I think Cat probably not either. Really? Yeah. No, I remember the teeth. Oh. Yeah, great teeth. Big teeth?

Not a nice teeth. Good teeth. But do you think they can be smaller? No. Okay. What are you doing to me here? What is this? Are you on the ones and twos these days?

No, you know, sometimes I, you know, sometimes you can't hear it because you're, but it's okay. Oh. We'll play later. All right, all right. I didn't know you played. I did, but you don't have the headphones on. Oh, all right. Well, I'll put them on if you're going to play.

I'm not going to play. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is just a weird setup. I've never. Yeah, I mean, it's so funny, sometimes I don't play it. And why is it there? I don't know.

It's a thing now. Yeah, yeah. Is there a thing where it can be off the side? Yeah, we can make that. It's a difficult. It's a difficult apparatus? Okay. All right.

So, yeah, this is a... Just let him just in case. I mean, you know, I can't get... Whoa. McDoneman's in town. He's in town. Anyway, he has a new special called Non-2, please.

Where is that at? Shot it in Boulder. It's on Netflix. Is that already out? It's out, man. Oh, it's out. Wow, wow. We're in the top ten, so we're trying to keep it that way. That's why I'm here.

Wow, it's nice and tan as well. That's all a photo. It is? Yeah, look at me. I know, but is that a shot from your special? Did you take another photo? That's from the special. All right.

And then they cleaned it all up with stuff. Yeah, because I have a special coming out, and I don't know how that works. You know what I mean? Hulu? Hulu. Yeah. I mean, so they gave me a thousand photos or whatever. Yeah.

Right? And then you got, which ones do you on? I know. Right? So then you pick out the ones you like. Yeah. Right, but are there ones on there that are just so bad? Of course.

Oh, my God. There's someone there's like, why would you even shoot it from that angle? I know. And they sent me a bunch. They said pick three or whatever. I picked three, and they didn't even use the three I picked. So I had to go back in and redo it. They don't even listen.

They don't even listen. No. And then go back to the poster real quick. There it is. Let me look how AI did it. Yeah, yeah. Now, do you, I had a problem with fonts. Ah.

You know what I mean? That was a whole two-week thing of like, what fonts? I don't know. So you're a particular. particular. You don't care. I care a little, but I'm not going two weeks on a font. You don't do two weeks on a font? No.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you pick that font? No, I picked the colors, but they sent me a couple and I just went with that one. Oh, so that's what I should do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let them do the work and then I'll pick five one of five. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I just wanted to hear you pronounce Hulu. That's what I'm here to this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that what you're here? That's it. Yeah, yeah. I'm so proud of you for doing this. Oh, thanks, man. excited. I guess it is.

What are you kidding? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's not that good. Oh, it's going to be. I saw it the first time. Okay. Right? The first cut. And I was sat back and I was just taking it all in. I was like, that was okay. The second time? Oh, my

God, I said, I can never come back in here again. Whoa. I could not watch it again. Oh, watching it. The whole thing from beginning to end. It's a nightmare. Well, why are you going, whoa? I thought you meant doing a second set No, no, no, no, no, I'm talking about one, you know, in the editing book booth

Oh, it's hell on earth Is it not? It's brutal. It's brutal. Now, tell me why it's brutal. Because you don't want to see yourself, you see every dumb movement you make, you hear my dumb voice, it's a nightmare.

That's why I don't get these sex tape guys. Those guys have killed themselves fucking. I'm like, are you kidding? Like, watching my stand-up is bad enough. I'm noiseless. Same. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Same.

You don't want this voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but are you quiet and sex? Oh, yeah. My wife likes me to make fun of her. She likes being insulted. Yeah, yeah. So I'm like, ah, you're retarded. You know what I'm saying? I've been told, are you dead? That's how quiet I've been. You know what I mean?

Yeah. With my eyes closed. Not moving. Yeah, this is me having sex. Top or bottom? Both. Yeah, every position. All right. On the side with the carrying. Yeah.

The leg. Oh, okay. You know that move? Oh, I love that move. What do you call that move? Wait, the legs up here? One leg? Yeah, one leg.

Yeah, not both legs. Oh, okay. I've done both legs. Oh, really? I'm not a lumberjack. This is harder. You know what I mean? Makes me feel like I'm in North Korea.

So who is this guy? But the one leg I have made, but it's more of like I'm exercising kind of sounds. I used to sleep with a woman who had one leg. Yeah. She had a fake. And crazy. So she had the legs up. Yeah, yeah. She was laying down. I was standing up.

And I went to, we finished, and I went to pee, and the leg was still on me. True story. We call her peg. Are you really? That's a true story? That's a true story. Years and years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you purposely carry it as a joke? No, I was just so, we were drunk and in the moment. I walked in the bathroom when I had a leg on me. We called Eileen.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you had the leg on it. Are they heavy? No, they're very light. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're, what is it? They're hollow. Yeah, they're hollow.

Yeah, they're hollow. Yeah, and imagine the new legs now are probably lighter even. Probably titanium or something. Titanium and very light and durable, I expect. Yeah, yeah. You'd imagine. And realistic almost. Sure, pull them up.

I'm sure we can get a little. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you don't have to. You're going to need a foot at some point. See that again? I'll repeat it. Okay. You might need a foot one day,

because you have diabetes. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you know how? I don't have diabetes. I'm just joking. Comedy show. Yeah.

We're talking about the rhythm. Pretty realistic. Whoa. Actually realistic. Dude, if the white wasn't exposed there, I would not know that that's the faithful. 100%. I'd like to get some of those boobs.

Do you think they do those? Oh. Just get them done. No, no, but I don't want them to go inside. I would just like to have them. Oh, okay. Take them off. Yeah, so you can take them off.

Don't bras do that? Yeah, I guess so Yeah, yeah Because if I'm with you Like you know what I mean And you had the fake ones on I would be able to see the line Well maybe they

Maybe they blend them in now I don't know Maybe they can be part of the next I'm sure Like makeup them in Yeah Yeah yeah Oh I'm gonna star trek it

Yeah I'm gonna play a cling on And you know And get makeup and hair And the whole thing Yeah Remember the three tits From our total recall Oh I do

Do I remember Did you ever pause on that? Of course Yeah yeah What'd you do when you paused on it Well you rub one out Of course. It was free internet porn.

Both the three titlies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If they can do that then, they can do yours. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's Hollywood magic, too. That's true. Yeah, there's editing. I think there's post.

Wow. That's the new one. That kind of looks like me. No, that's not new. Yeah, no, because there was two total recalls. I know that. Yeah, so that's the second total recall. So they read.

Is it this one? That's the new one. No, no, no, no. That's old. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's old. Yeah, you're right. That's the old one.

Yeah. There's a new and old, and that's the old one. Look it back there, a little ball baggy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't care for him as much as I remember. Yeah. But it was pre-internatourn. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was pre-in-hore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I remember pausing that. There was another movie called, oh, my God. I bet she gets stopped in the street all day long. Oh, what? As like, oh, you're the three tit-holed. I'm sure she gets stopped in the street.

Yeah, yeah. What a claim to fame. There was another movie that, this is pre-porn called Reanimator, and there was a quick brush shot. I used to pause there, too. Oh, I don't know, reanimated. Yeah, it was a horror movie, a horror movie in the early 80s. Okay.

It was called Reanimator, and there was a breast shot in it. Who did it first? I think Reanimator did it first. Oh. And it was still an R-rated movie. That was the movie. Look at how old it looks. Oh, that looks cool.

You can't find a breast shot in there? Oh, look for breast shot. He's on it. Please, please. Breast shot. Yeah, yeah. It was a terrifying movie. Oh, yeah.

And I think in the movie, she had no head. Whoa. Even better. And I still paused. All right, it's like my wife, no head. Hey, I got hi-mey. Yeah, yeah. How is that going?

It's going great. We've got a little baby now. Wow, wow, wow. One year's old, he's walking. He's cute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it worth it? It is now.

The first four months are hell on earth. It's like boot camp. He's just shitting. He's crying. You get no sleep. You want to kill yourself. And now he's cute. When you walk in, he goes, hey, what's shaking, bitch?

Yeah, yeah. High five. Oh, really? Yeah, now it's fun. It's fun now. I didn't realize how much of a kid is ego. Because you walk in and the kid's like, oh, shit. And you're like, hey, that feels good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of hit your ego, which no one confesses to. Wow. Do you think it's because, were you like that as a little baby, you think? Oh, yeah. Confident. Not confident, but I was very happy to see people. I was always jumping up and down.

Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Oh, so it's hereditary. Maybe. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure. You're a happy girl. No, I was.

I've always had a thought. This is the thought I've always had, like, why am I here? As a baby? Even as a kid. Come on. Oh, the longest I can remember is like, what is this? Oh, sad Asian babies. Yuck!

What Korea were you? North or South? North. Oh, there you go. Well, that makes sense. You're under a dictator's here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was terrible.

Terrible. My dad worked at a meth lab. It was terrible. Yeah. The meth lab, yeah. What do you mean? Remember you had that funny joke about the meth lab and how they pay them? Oh, yeah, yeah.

So, well, I mean, I just deep web, I went. And they have meth labs in North Korea. And the way they pay the North Koreans is with more math. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm going to work for more hour.

And they're like, you know, it's been too fucking 86 hour. Right, right, yeah, yeah. So it's a really good way to pay your workers, I think. Sure. But, I mean, I used to work at a pizza shop. And after a while, you get sick of pizza. You think you get sick of meth? Yeah, but pizza doesn't like make you.

addiction. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good point. Oh, I'll tell that to Fluffy. I love you, Fluff. We love you, Fluff. Yeah. Yeah, lose some, you know. If he loses some, he'll lose his career, I guess. I don't know. I think he has a big enough audience where people will be like, oh, he's going to live.

Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, yeah. Because I'm sick big now. Everybody's on it. Yeah. But I can't imagine, I mean, I don't want to, I don't, you know, me on this podcast. You know, I don't like shaming anybody. No. Except Jaime. Yeah.

Yeah. That's fair. I mean, that's fair. When are you getting on the Hoseimp? Never. Come on. Really? It is expensive.

It is expensive. You're right. You're right. But if you could afford it, would you get on it? No. Good for you. Good for you. Right it out.

You think you could lose it? Oh, do you like being hefty? No, I'm trying to lose it. Oh, you are? The real way. The real way. I respect that. Yeah.

What are you doing? One less to keep on. I like these gas prices. Hey. I think they're going up. That didn't make any sense. Yeah, I didn't get it. I don't know.

I don't know. No, wait, wait, wait. I understand. Okay. Explain the joke. There's no joke. No, no, I explain. I'm due to comedy.

I don't know. Oh, okay, okay. I know. But can you explain the joke? Economy, hey, these guys presses. Yeah, oh, okay. In this economy, you know, I get it. Am I right?

Yeah, am I right? All right. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I'm trying to lose weight. I don't drink anymore, so that's good That helps. That helps a lot.

That helps a lot. But I pick up food now, so. Yeah, yeah. All right. I eat when I'm bored, and I eat when I'm not bored. I thought you were losing weight. I'm trying to lose weight, but I can't hope it. By eating more.

Are you eating salads? No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's very particular. Like, the first time he ever eat sushi was here. Hey. Yeah, yeah. I hated it.

What? Yeah, he didn't like it. You grew up. You're a sushi guy, right? Love, I like all those food. Yeah, yeah, you did. bring him on you're a skater sure yeah yeah not anymore but yeah yeah what does that have to do with food well may I explain yeah yeah you know I'm not like him where I don't have

explanation I mean I've if you get it you get it right you just have a catch for me probably he's aren't even bunch lines yeah that's what I'm saying yeah you can say that again yeah yeah yeah what I'm talking about yeah yeah when you talked about the gas prices though. Mark did a thing where I've never seen Mark do this where he actually scratched his head a little bit. Oh wow. Yeah, I've never seen you scratch your head. I was trying to figure out

the joke. There is no figuring out. That's the thing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It makes no sense. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought if you were on this pod, you were good. That's what I was assuming. So I was like, maybe it's me, I'm missed it. But now I know. Yeah, you know. You know why he's here. I don't.

Why are you? What's going on? It's this. You know, the confusion. Oh, you like the confusion? Yeah, yeah, I like the confusion. All right, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want the chaos.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the skater thing, back to the skater thing. Sure. My belief is that their world traveled. Yeah, that's true. They go to Brazil, right? They go to Japan probably a lot. Now I think.

Back in our day, it was a bunch of white trash. Yeah. Yeah, but still, there was like really good black skaters. You have Dewan Song. True. You have, you have... Is he black? No, but he's Filipino-e Asian.

Oh, we had diversity. You had diversity, right? And it's also some Asian food's probably cheaper. Let's go get Chinese food. Oh, I see what I'm. I always think that, like, you know, in my mind, skaters are more liberal. I could see that.

Well, we're punky. It's, you know what I mean? I knew a lot of skaters that were like even anti-drug. Yeah, yeah. It's very artsy farty. We were drawing a lot, spray painting shit. Yeah, Ed Templeton and his paintings. Am I not right?

Yeah, alright. Yeah, yeah. You're right. What? You're right. Yeah, yeah. So to me, it's like, you know what I mean? I couldn't hear myself a skater say, I don't like sushi. Right.

It's what I meant by it. But maybe they would be vegan. Do you think that? Somewhere. Yeah, I believe that some even skaters would be even vegan. I mean, we can talk about right now the pros and cons of what skaters are like. Yeah, if you want to. But it's like I think that skaters are risk takers.

Big time. You have to be. You jump it downstairs for me. Who I would say is the kind of, and this is going to, you're not going to agree with me. Yeah. But I think UFC, I don't know if you watch it. I do. It's similar. It's the most diverse. It's like a guy from Korea and then a guy from Brazil, then a white guy, then a rushing guy, that a Japanese guy. We know all of them. Okay. Go through all the races. You want to go through all of them? Keep going. Yeah, there's no Eskimo. It's also weird because it's like the most right wing. Have you seen an Eskimo? There might be. There might be. Yeah, yeah. I've never. I've never. I've never. Let's talk about the ones that we haven't seen.

Okay, there's a lot of wine. Samoan. Have you seen a Samoan? Yeah, there's Samoan. Fijian. Nobody lives there. You know about UFC, right? Yeah. Mark Hunt. He's got that, like, you know.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Polynesian or something. Okay, I guess that's the same umbrella. Trans? Yeah, there was a trans. There was a trans. And beat the shit out of a lady. Broker orbital soccer.

Are you being real? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that guy, that's a little weird. It was also a guy with no chest. Huh? What? Do you remember that guy? He had like one chest missing?

You're talking about cat? All right. You said you wanted to. Do you remember? What was his name? Oh, he was missing. It was an old UFC where he had a complete chest missing. Missing a pack.

Yeah, missing a peck. Yeah. Yeah. You have that. You have that. Gregory, no peck. Whoa. Yes, what was his name?

Yeah, so he had, yeah, so we've had chestless. Chessless, yeah, yeah. Michael Bisbeek has a fake eye. Fiac, so blind, half blind. Disability. Yeah, yeah. I guess you could. So we have the disabilities.

Yep. No midget. Dwarf, I mean, little people. And I think what, oh, that's true. Yeah, no little people. There's a guy called Mighty Mouse, who's very little. Demetrius Johnson. Yeah, wow, you know your stuff.

Well, I know at UFC. Okay. You asked me. All right, but then the women, UFC, I feel like almost at par with the men's where like WNBA and other stuff people don't take it seriously where it's UFC they do I think you know

Yohana Janjane check when she first came around the precision of her punching was like very accurate and that's always a huge fan oh yeah yeah the stranger things lady with the shaved head Rose Rows Nama Yunus and Namiya Yus yeah and then

Cyborg Shafshenko with her kicks Oh yeah they'll break any man's ribs Don't you think Shafshanko And now Rhonda Rousey's fighting. Oh, she's coming back. Come back with Gina Carrano. Yeah.

But there was one fighter that, to me, and she's very skillful, but she seemed a little clumsy, is Holly Home. Ah, yeah. She did knock out Rousey, though. She did knock out Rousey with a kick. Oh, is it a kick? I think it was a kick to the face when Rousey was doing a little turnaround. Oh, wow. Yeah, she was like a little confused, and then it was like, it was sort of like a Steve and Thompson.

You know what? Wonder Boy. Yeah, Wonder Boy Stephen Thompson's, you know, invisible kick. Got it. You know what I mean? Well, you can't see it coming almost? Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, are you impressed that I know what I know or no? You remember a lot of this stuff, huh? What do you even remember? I'm still now cut up now. Oh. Yeah. I'm caught up now. Ask me now.

Who's the current heavyweight champion? Exactly, dude. That's exactly what I'm saying. My bad, dog. I mean, technically, John Jones should be. He should be, but he likes the Coke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But technically, he's, he likes the Coke.

He's the heavyweight champion. He's very good. He's not? No. Technically, he's not anymore. But, but he hasn't lost. Did he lose his belt? No, he just would not fight the interim champion.

Who is that? Tom Aspinall. Okay. He's a British guy. Okay. Why wouldn't he fight Tom? Tom's good. Oh, so you think that if Tom Espinall fought John Jones that...

I think... You should go in a deep dive? I think you'll... You think Tom Aspenol would win? He's pretty good. Don Jones is the go, but Tom's like in his early 30s, John's like closing board you know. And John's put on a couple LBs.

You know what I'm talking. Doing your move. Am I right? Saying that again. Yeah, in terms of skating, you think that the Japanese now have. Unbelievable. I think they have, you know. There's a kid.

Jinwa. Is it Junwu? June Wu. The girl? Jinwu. He's a boy. He wears socks up to his ankles. Oh, I've seen them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jen Wu. Does he have long hair? You have long hair? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This kid, dude. I think they have smaller, they have, like, hollow bones, like a bird. The Japanese, they're just lighter somehow.

Oh, you think it's light? Yeah. Something's going on. I think it has to do with, like, their diet. No, you have to be precise. Oh. Perfect. That makes sense.

You know what I mean? Yeah, well, they kill the dogs. Yeah. What? Yeah. Isn't that Japanese? Chinese, I think. Chinese.

Chinese. Oh, the Chinese. Yeah, the Chinese. I can't think of a Chinese skater. The one-child policy. There's got to be a Chinese skier. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you have, who do you have?

Steve Aoki? Steve Yoko is a DJ? Yeah. Sorry. Yeah, Uto Horogomi. That's the one. Yeah, Horogomi. He's incredible.

They're Jordans. What? He wears the Jordans. Yeah, he wears the Jordans. Yeah, he wears the Jordan. Yeah, you know what I mean, with that hurricane flip. Crazy. Crazy shit.

And he's little. They're all little. They're all little. Yeah. You think size. has something to do with it that then. I think so, yeah. Yeah. Diet. Yeah. I was about diet with you. I know. I know. But there are bigger skaters like Jamie Foy is kind of bigger. Yeah, he's shorter, but yeah, he's thick. It's thick. You know what I mean? So it's not

against, you know, you could still do it. That's true. Tony Hawk's six five. Yeah, six five and not street guy though. That's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. Yeah. You met him? What do you mean? Oh, yeah. He's been here. Whoa. Yeah. You never met him? No, I did his pod and he let me go on his ramp? I did this ramp too. Oh, it's huge. Not the little one. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, you dropped in on that big birdhouse ramp? Oh, yeah, I was terrified. I couldn't let them down. I had to do it

in front of it. It was Tony. Wait, wait. You can drop in on that gigantic ramp. Yeah, well, I can drop in, I can't do anything else. Yeah, can you go around? What do you mean? Like drop in, hit the other lip and come back around? I went up and then came, I didn't hit the lip. You didn't hit the lip, but you did come back around. I came back around. Standing.

Yeah. Well, that's huge. It's huge. That's awesome. That's amazing. I did the tiny ramp, and he just told me to go up it and down. Oh, that's adorable. But for me, I slipped a couple of times. But I finally did it, and then he taught me out of Ollie.

Whoa. Yeah, it's on tape. Yeah, yeah, so he taught me out of Ollie. But I'm a huge skate fan, though. Same, same. It's getting crazy. These kids are unreal. Unreal.

Yeah. I think Japan, Brazil. That one French guy, I like. Oh, he's hot. What's his name? Oroli. Yeah, yeah, he's so hot, that guy. Oh, my God.

He's great. Suck his dick? I mean, man. Yeah. He's so young and sexy. Not after a session, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Whitney Cummings is banging that.

Chris Cole. Chris Cole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they're engaged, I heard. I heard that too. Yeah, yeah. Good for them. Oh, I've been to her house, and it was like, what do I add at?

And they were all in the pool, I go, shouldn't this pool be empty? You know what I mean? It was your pee rod, you know what I mean? Really? Oh yeah, they were all just swimming in the pool. And I was like, all the ledges are here, dude. Is Whitney like the mom? She comes out with orange slices and Capri's son?

I don't know, but it's kind of cool. Very cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn. To see all, you know, my faves in the water, you know what I mean? I was like, you know, I was like, wow. That's crazy. Yeah, I want my friends to date somebody that, a sport that I like.

Right, right. Wouldn't that be cool? Like if like, I don't know if you're, are you a soccer fan? Eh. But if like Kat started dating Tierra Henri. That would be great. Yeah, I mean? And all of a sudden I go to Kat's house and it's like all the legends.

Ronaldo, Messi. Yeah, they're all just swimming. Wow, that's good. Now let me ask you, you're a lady. Yes. What is the hottest sport for a guy? For me, it's skateboarding. Get out of it.

Yeah. I don't skate. Well, we don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think skateboarding or, um, um, uh, I like track and field. Track and field. When you ever watch?

Yeah, I don't know. The 100 meter dash is kind of hot. No, she loves those Nigerian guys that do with that 3,000. Oh, gout, gout, gout, gout, gout, gook, whatever? What's a good gout? That's the guy's name.

I had that two years on my nuttack. It was good good good? Yeah, that was good good, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's just the fastest guy ever. Yeah. Because remember that guy that just won who was like a teacher or something. What?

What? Teacher. He was a guy. Oh, the marathon runner. Yeah, the marathon. Oh, this was really cool. Oh, and the other guy fell. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he came up from behind him, right? Yeah, he came up from behind him, yeah. But he wasn't, like, ranked or anything. Yeah, he was just through determination. There you go. What do you mean? You got it out.

Through determination. Wait, what is, do you win anything? Oh, look out. Yeah, who's gaukow. Tell me about gaukout. He's the fastest man on the world on the planet. Yeah, who has bigger teeth, cat or gaukow? Who's blacker, cat?

Or cap, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think probably even. Come on, those are great teeth. I did not, I'm not making fun of your teeth or goutgout's teeth. You called me The Mask for a long time. Yeah, what do you mean the mask? The mask, because I have my teeth like the mask. Jim Carrey.

Oh, no, that wrong movie. Oh. Oh, that's hilarious. Yeah, the Eric Stoltz movie. No. You don't think it was mask? No, no, go Eric Stoltz mask. But your teeth are great.

You know, go Eric Stoltz mask. That's what I was saying. I don't want you to think of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Rock. Yeah, yeah. I was thinking about you. That's what you meant?

That's what I meant. I'm so sorry, Kat. You can't even see his teeth in this one. I thought of Jordan Jensen. It's not about the teeth. I'll tell you that right now. Cacial structure, et cetera, et cetera. So that's what I meant.

Okay, great. Thank you so much. That's what I meant. Can me go back to gau, please? Look at that. Yeah. Oh, he's the greatest of. all time? I think so. I think he passed

Bolt. Oh, wow. So he'll be in the Olympics for sure. Oh, he's going to win everything. Oh, he is. Yeah. Got-Gout, yeah. Gout. And is Gout Gout Gout? Is Gout Gout his first name? Good question. I think it's first and last, right? It can't be. Gout.

No. Look, just says Gaut Galt. That's like Duran Duran. Two of the same. Your name is Mark Mark. Yeah, yeah. They couldn't change it? Yeah, right? As a kid, is it? Is it late?

Or you think it's funny? His mom's name is Dinka. I mean, this just keeps getting better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's an ethnic group, Mark. Huh? Dinka is that? Oh, sorry, Dinka.

Thank you. His mom's name is Australia. I love Orlando. Yeah, wow, so Dinka. But do you think that's a laziness on the parents' fault or you think it's a funny thing? I think it's just like the baby's coming out, right? They haven't named it yet.

Right. And they're like, okay. The doctor goes, Mr. Gout, Mrs. Gout. What would you, like the name? Mr. Mrs. Gout? Maybe the doctor was given someone else, sir, you have the gout. He's like, I like that. I like that.

I like that. The thing that Bobby Lee has. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you have gout? No, I'm gout. Oh, okay. I didn't know. What is gout?

That's the King's disease. Kyle Canane has it, I believe. Oh, he does. Yeah. And what does it do? It's from drinking a lot of booze and eating a lot of meat. And I think it makes your legs hurt or your extremities tingle. Oh, I see.

It's not good. Yeah. Yeah. Would you either have that or spinal bifida? Ooh. What is spinal bifida exactly? Google it, is that Stephen Hawking? No, I don't think Stephen Hawking.

He had M.S. Did he? Multiple sclerosis? Oh. Did he? I don't know. I don't think. That's what Pryor had.

Oh, yeah. Then what is Stephen Hawking yet? I'm not a doctor. I don't know about it. I don't know. I don't want it. No. Yeah, yeah, I don't want it.

Yeah, yeah. But you got a hand to that guy lived till he was on Epstein's Island. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And wasn't he having a lot of sex? I feel like he was. He was. I don't think his penis.

I googled it. It works. Yeah, it works. I checked. Oh, it works. Yeah, yeah. Why else would he go to Epstein's Island? What?

Why else would he go to Epstein's Island? Maybe it's like what, let's like, you know, when people, um, let me try to, let me try to, let me try to defend it. All right. All right. All right. So it's like, you know, when you have a married couple, right? and the, what?

like yourself, right? And the husband gets in a terrible motorcycle accent where he's paralyzed from the neck down where his penis doesn't work anymore. Uh-huh. But the woman stays, you know what I mean, out of empathy and love, right? Yeah.

But also, he can still go down on her. Oh, that's nice. That's true. Right, so he could, and probably the thrill of her orgasm is good enough. Like, because I'm on LexaPro, and I can't come anymore. Really?

I haven't come in months. What? Wait a minute. Patreon, let's do it. We're going to get it to happen. So it's like I can get a wreck, you know what I mean, through Bluetooth. Yeah. Blue 2 gold, really good product.

Use promo code belly. Yeah, use promo code belly. But I can't get there. But the whole idea of her getting there still turns me on. Of course. Right? So maybe there's something like that going on. I don't know why I went down at this rabbit hole.

Gout, huh? Yeah, yeah. I got it. Great runner. Yeah, but so that's why I asked about Stephen Hawking That I thought, you know, because he was married before that too, right? That's right. So in my mind I was like, I assumed that it didn't work, but he was like he liked to get girls off.

Maybe. You know what I mean? But then when you Google that he does, that's very interesting to me. Yeah. Well, he had a lot of kids. I think he had a few kids. Oh, did he? Yeah.

Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, he did. Yeah, he did some kids. Oh, okay. Yeah. But is there any way, I'm not a doctor again. You know what I mean? I want everyone on the internet to fucking know that I'm not.

No, you're not a duck. Okay. Is there any way, let's suppose I was paralyzed from the neck down, right? But does your, does your, sorry about that. No, you're good. Yeah, yeah. That was weird. A little bit.

We touched feet. I know, but that was, I understand, but that was literally by accident. I know. Yeah, but you did a reaction. Well, I didn't want to be in the way. It was like this. I thought I was going into the character. It wasn't like we touched for like a two.

seconds and drifted away. It was a quick like that. Yeah. And then you had a like a really weird reaction. Well, you're talking about Stephen Hawking's dick. I'm hard. I didn't know what that was. Okay. All right. I'll just... Is this way then? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

You have OCD? No. Okay. Keep going. What are you talking about? You were saying Stephen Hawking. You're saying paralyzed from the neck down. Yes. K.S. He can't drive, but he loves

trafficking. That's a good one. No, no, no, that's not what I was saying. What I'm saying is that if, that's not what I was saying. Okay. All right. My next thought was, oh, he has kids. No, no, no, I already know what it is. All right.

Yeah, yeah. Cerem counts. What? So I'm saying, if you're paralyzed from the neck down, does your sperm count? Yes, still generate. Oh, I would assume. So is there any way that you can extract that, not through the organ, but through needles or whatever

and then like impregnate somebody is what I want to think so I think we have the technology to do that artificial insemination totally yeah but not through the tip no yeah yeah yeah yeah there's got to be a way to do it isn't that what IDF is

IDF is the Israel those yeah yeah yeah they're impregnaging military yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah IVF I uh um what am I think of it's trying to guess I know what you're talking about the Iranian

Right? No. No. What's that? What's the I-R-A-R-G-C? I-R-G-C. I-R-G-C. Okay. Yeah, it's in... HD, HD? No. That's TV. High definition. Oh, yeah, yeah. Intervenous. No. You're close. Close. Intervenous. So it's IVF. Intervenous. Okay, okay, IVF. Fertilization. In vitro. In vitro. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what Schultz did.

Why? He couldn't get his wife pregnant So they did IVF Oh really? Yeah, a lot of people doing it Yeah, yeah I think white people wait a while To have kids and it's fucking them up

Yeah Yeah, I think Yeah That's my theory That's your theory Yeah, because every other group Is fornicating immediately Yeah, they do it young

Young Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah Well, are you glad that you did it How old were you when you had the baby? 39, 40 Yeah, are you glad you did it then? Yeah, you know, I wish I would have done it

I heard Bill Burr say he should have done it 10 years earlier. And when I heard that, it got in my head. I was like, I better get on this. Oh, because he had it when he was 50? Something like that, yeah, yeah, yeah. And my wife is younger, so it worked out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, well, it's too late for me then.

No, no, no, no. You could be, I mean, Al Pacino just had a kid. I know, but he's not doing much. Waddling. What are you doing? What are you doing? I've seen the photo. He's just waddling.

That's true. They're getting frozen yogurt and he waddles back. Yeah. I don't know if that's a good life experience. experience for the kid. That's true. 30 years later, I used to waddle with my dad to the frozen yogurt club. You know what I mean? I don't know if that's a good, poor memory.

Well, it's better than your dad, beating the shit out. That is true. That is true. It's something. Yeah, yeah, it is something. Yeah, yeah. You get some fro you with your dad. People go, hey, Al Pacino. I was a big fan. Have we talked about the age difference between Al Pacino and his girlfriend? Pull it up. It's, well, it's 54 years.

Whoa. That would mean, I told you this. That would mean that if I was going to the hospital and you're like, you're going, Bobby. Oh, my wife's about to be born. I'm 54. Wow. Wow. That's how crazy that age difference is. Wow. Wow. Think about that. That is wild. That's insane. So you think she's attracted to him

or? The baby? Here's my theory. Okay. She could be a huge, like, film fan. Sure. Right? No, no, no, no. No, no, no, cat. Let me just finish. It's called

Sinophilia cat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so there he is with his... Oh, he's hanging in there. He's hanging in in there, right? He's kind of cute in a way. He's cute in a way, right? Yeah. Look at his shoes.

In a deathly way. I love his shoes. He's cute in a deathly way. He's like, getting there. Almost 70%. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's itatolling it. But that's so funny.

But so what if, Kat, just hear me out. Okay. And see if you can back me up on this. All right, I got you. All right. That she grew up, right, watching, dog day afternoon. Sure. Serpico.

Surpico, all that shit, right? And that's all her dad, you mean, is a kid, you're only going to watch Pacino movies. Yeah, well, how old is she? Because the problem is younger ladies, I know. She's 32. My wife is 35. She has not seen anything before 1990.

I know, I know. It's fucking fresh. I'm like, gonna need her bigger boat. She's like, what do you mean? I'm like, you know, Jaws. I'll even go like, I'll be back. And she's like, what are you haven't left? left yet. I'm like, no, it's over you. Return? What about life is like a box of chocolate?

Nothing. Nothing? Wow. Wow. Wow. So, it's like we went back and watched. Wilson. Wilson? Wilson? She knows because it's on Netflix now. Oh, Wilson she knows. Actually, Forrest Gump is too. So I think she might know Forrest Gump because it's on Netflix. Right. But I'll be back. Nothing, huh? Nothing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How about Mike Slowsky? Mike Slowsky? That's Monster's Inc? Yeah, Monster Zink. That's not one. That's a cartoon. That's a cartoon. We're talking about a great film.

Great film. That is a great film. 80s. That is a good movie. Pixar is very good. Yeah, Pixar. No, we're not making fun of Pixar's, but I wouldn't say that that was an evergreen.

I don't think that's an evergreen thing. Not iconic. And I'm like, you know? Okay. Hey, I'm walking here. Yeah, there's good. There you go. Midnight Cowboy.

Yeah, that we're talking. You understand what I'm saying. I'm your father. Luke, I'm your father. You know? Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. Yeah, that would not.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Apocalypse now. Yay! Yeah, of course. Now you. Okay. I'm getting into Harvard. I think good one, honey.

Is that legally blonde? Yeah. Is that one? I passed the gate test. You got one? You are a toy. Why do you keep going? Yeah, you don't, no Pixar.

No. Yeah, yeah. Try to a movie. A movie. Here's a harder one. All right, let me see. I got one. What we have here.

here is a failure to communicate. Oh, Dodgeball. No. Oh, you thought he was playing the Dodgeball? Do you know what he's like? Daj. I know this one. I don't know.

This is old. Yeah. This is old. But it's a great movie. What we have here is a failure to communicate. Isn't an Army movie? No, it's Southern accent. October sky.

Oh, Red October. No, no. Older, older. What is it? Cool Hand Luke. Ah. That's a deep copy. Paul Newman.

Yeah. You got one. Go ahead. How you like them apples? There we go. There we go. That's a good. All right.

Okay. All right. I'll give you an easy one, Cat. Yeah. Here we go. Welcome to the rock. He even did the accent. Welcome to the rock.

Oh, man. If you don't get this one, you're fired. You're off the show. Welcome to the rock. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Jimonji. Is it the rock?

Yeah. The Michael Bay movie? Yeah, yeah, I put the tight list. I went, so Mike, I went to his Thanksgiving note to his house. Michael Bay? Yeah, yeah. Whoa. It's a story.

He goes, hey, come down, you're bored? I go, I'm just sitting here. You're bored? Yeah, no, I'm not bored. I'm excited. Yeah. Come down, I want to show you some stuff, right? And he showed me.

Really quick, just for the record, he denied going to Michael Bay's house. The year before. The year before. He invited him to his house. I never showed up. Oh, wow. Because you understand, you understand. I get it.

I get it. What is it? Well, you're an introvert. Yes. It's going to be a lot with celebrities. It's a lot. It's a lot. We have low self-esteem.

Yeah, yeah. I get it. But this one, it was just me and his family. Whoa. That's even weirder. Great guy. I love him, right? Okay.

And so, and he goes, check that out. And he has the green bald thing from the rock. Wow. Right? So I held it. You know, with the green like chemical warfield balls? Yeah, it made you sick and die. Yeah, it made you sick and die.

Yeah, I made you sick and die, dude. I held it. That's crazy. It was so fucking cool. He has a bumblebee in there. Oh, the transformer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has literally that.

Wow. And I fucking held that. That's wild. You're not crazy? The green wasn't in it. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, so what was it?

It was just empty glass ball. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. I think maybe they put that in post. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. I don't know, but the green, I don't remember the green being in it.

Yeah, but the cylinder and the whole thing, that whole thing that he's picking up there. I picked up. It's kind of like a butt plug a little bit. Yeah. Oh yeah, I could see that. Can you really, though? It's not brown. Later it will be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I was going to ask before the

before the sayings, there was another thing that we were talking about that I forgot. It was a segue. Hawking, movie. Stephen Hawking. Oh, Pacino. Oh, yeah, let's go back to that. Real quick. Very good. He got you. That was really good, right?

That was really good. So, Kat, Could it be that she's just a gigantic Pacino fan and that's why she's with him? No. Okay, tell me why. Money. We just, I mean, I'm 34. I don't know all the Al Pacino movies. Yeah, I know, because that's why you wouldn't date him.

But do you think that, okay, you think that she could be, can I see a picture of her? Yeah. She's pretty attractive. Very attractive. So I don't think she's a big picture. You like Monsters Inc. right? What if you met the head animator of all Pixar films and he's 75? Oh, no, or the gigantic blue monster.

Oh. That's a furry blue monster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Boy, I think it's John Goodman. Yeah, it is John Goodman. All right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Billy Crystal was the little one, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. All right, so. Yeah, and that's her. That's her. She's 30, what? 32. 32. Wow.

But he's holding up, I'm telling him. He looks all right. Yeah. That's a good thing. Looks like a designer outfit. Yeah. Got some hair still. She could be a gigantic Pacino fan.

Sure. She does have like a mob wife kind of vibe. Oh. So maybe that could be a vibe. Here's also a reason why I say this is because you're not a fan of anything. What? Yeah, because I asked you, have you seen Lord of the Rings? You haven't seen it.

You told me over the week because she just opened for me in San Jose. Okay. And she's like, she hasn't seen anything. You're not fans of things. I am fans of things. Okay, give me your favorite actor that you grew up. with? Okay, probably Daniel DeLewis.

Oh, that's a very good one, right? Yeah. If he asked you out, would you date him? Yes. Okay. Oh, what are we doing here? There you go. What are we fucking doing here? He's 68 years old. Yeah, yeah.

He's 70 years old. He's 70 years old. Oh, all right. All right, here we go. I drank your milkshake. Yeah, there we are. Look at him. Go down on that guy.

Yeah. He's pre-Iatola right there. He's like two years away from Ayatollah, dude. He's got to be a nightmare to hang out with him. Oh, my God. So particular. Oh, he's a brilliant actor, but he goes meta or whatever method. Nightmare.

Well, you couldn't hang out with him when he's preparing for a movie. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like when he did the gangs in New York, there's nowhere, right? Yes, yes. You're like, should we get takeout? He's like, I do not want to take out.

You're like, all right, asshole. trying to get some shake shack He's psycho I don't imagine the last with the Mohicans He's running around At dinner he has an axe For some reason

Dad Can you pass the manis Yeah yeah I actually liked I've been gangs in New York I thought he was really hot Yeah Oh yeah

Bill the Butch He was great But you heard about I don't know If this is a true story But this is what I heard That Liam Neeson Right

Went to a hotel And he goes hey, where's Daniel? Because he's friends with Daniel. And somebody said, he's up there. They converted the gym into something. And he's like, they're like, I wouldn't go up there. And Daniel Dadeo was throwing axes against a wooden board.

Preparing for the butcher? Yeah, but this is like weeks before production. And also he was in character. Wow. Yeah. It's like when Jared Ledo threw the pig on the table of the table read. Oh, for a suicide school?

For suicide school. What? Yeah. Apparently he brought some dead animal and threw it on to the table read. Mailed cast members, I think dead rats. Dead rats or something. Like they become method. So you can't date a method out.

No, you cannot. It might be fun because then you get like different characters every time you have sex. Oh, really. Come on, you get butcher. You get Lincoln. Hey, honey, what are you going to play next? Hannibal Lecter.

You would like that? Okay. Yeah. You know you don't hear you doing that as porn stars. They're not like, I'm going to deliver pizza for a while. I'm going to get ready for my role. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you don't see that.

No, no. There's no method. Learn to clean a pool. Yeah. Be a real estate agent. Right, right. Exactly. So Daniel Day Lewis is the older guy that you would probably believe in.

Yeah. Right. So now do you better understand the Al Pacino debate? Yeah. So 70. Okay. And then Al Pacino, what was? his age again?

It was like a 54-year... 85. 85. It's 85. That's a lot. It's old. That's old. That's old in Trump and Biden. Put together. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, do you think it's a money thing? Is that the other argument? She's just in it

for the money? I think so. I think that's what you were kind of getting out before, and you could be right as well. Yeah. I mean, but if she's a fan, then I guess, yeah, I would have sex with him. Okay. You can do work. I mean, look at there will be blow with the stash. She's looking all right on the right. On the right side?

That's what your special kind of picture looks like a little bit. He's a handsome man. Oh, yeah. You know what I love women that date old men? It's because they want them to die, right? Sure. You know who I feel so, I said I think over the weekend off stage. I go, I feel bad for Dick Van Dyck's wife.

Because he'll die. I feel like every photo is sort of like, you know, he's. Is he a hundred? He's a hundred. What's the age difference between Dick Van Dyck and his wife? Good question. Yeah, yeah. Bobby's not dead yet.

She's not dead yet. She's 54. Yeah. So what I'm saying is that, and then how long have they been married? Whoa, 2012. See, that smile is like, it's not a real smile. No. Yeah, yeah.

He doesn't know where he is. No, her. Oh, her. She's like, he's not. Yeah, yeah. Who's breathing behind me? Great teeth, though. Yeah, great teeth are.

He could be a great guy. I'm sure he's fun. Yeah, he's fun. He's a lot of fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if she did marry him for money, right, in 2012, right, maybe there is like, what's up? Right.

Yeah, yeah. But so this is a less scary age gap than the Al Pacino age gap, though, because she's older, right? What is this age gap? Well, he's 100, and she's 54. I can't do the math. 46? 46. 46.

But society says that's okay. versus the Al Pacino one, right? Yeah. Yeah. Why? Because she's 32? Yeah, I think so. I'm curious.

I see. I see. And she could have watched the Dick Van Dyke show growing up. Yeah. Oh, really? She could have.

Yes. I watched it. I watched it. You think she's that big of a Dick Van and a Dykeman? Wait a minute. Look at his nails. He's got pointing. Oh, my.

That's what always happens. Oh, scary. Esferatu. I was going to say. It was far out. I have a, I don't know if we should cut this up, but I have a very pointy nail story.

It's not even funny. It was like weird. Then, yeah. Yeah. We're good. We're good. It's not funny. It's disgusting.

It's scary. We're okay. We're good. We're good. We're good. I'm going to say it anyway. We're talking about going meta. Did you see Jim Carrey, Doc, where he was Andy Kaufman?

Yeah. That was freaky. That was freaky. think of method acting? I mean, look, Daniel Day-Lewis is amazing, he's great, so we get the perks, but I wouldn't want to hang out with a guy like that. Yeah, but there are great actors

that don't do it. Yeah, of course. Yeah, so is it necessary to you know what I mean, to win an Oscar to do this? I don't think so. But I think everybody's got a different process. Yeah, everyone's got their processes. These are all method people. It says some of the stuff they did.

For example, Leonardo DiCaprio slept in an animal carcass for the Revenue. Oh, I heard about that. Whoa. Okay, so that's a big, that's huge. Like Adrian Brody lost 30 pounds and gave up his home for the pianist. Gave up his home. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Keith Ledger died. Yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah, Joaquin Phoenix. We needed that weird. Wait, wait, wait, that's supposed to be a joke? Nope. No, no, no, no, no. We're not cutting it out.

We're not cutting it out. We're not cutting it out. He died for the movie, the Joker. I mean, I mean, I mean, for the Dark Night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good one. Okay. That's a good one.

Would a Chia do? Oh, yeah, and he pulled his tooth out for Fury. Whoa. Brad Pitt. A real tooth he pulled out? Yeah, I think Brad Pitt was, like, so confused. He's like, why did you do that? And he's like, I want to pull my tooth out.

Whoa. Well, what's he preparing for now? A drunk guy on purpose? He's so funny. He's really slipping that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a friend. Oh, sorry.

Yeah, it's okay. I mean, he's a great actor, and he seems like a good party time. just so much empathy for him. Same, same. Something's off. Yeah, something's going on. But I think Christian Bale's transformation is the worst for the machinist.

Oh, you remember that? Yeah. Have you seen that? Christian Bail in the machinist? A while. Oh, you've got to look at the photo. Look at the photo. But it's kind of crazy that you just have to lose weight

and that's considered being a method actor. Watch this. Tell it to Jaymey. They're doing Machinus Bar 2 at Jaime. What is the machine? Yeah, yeah, get off the true. Wow. That's full Holocaust. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he went full Holocaust.

And then he played Batman right after this. Wow. Yeah. Jeez, and that's not like makeup or anything. No, no, no, no. He watched the movie. He's playing Allie McBeal. That's an old reference. Yeah, Colica Flock Art.

Thank you. I know Alley McPie. Karen Carpenter. Older, let's go older. Harrison Ford, right? There he is again. What did he do? Ali McBeild Harrison Ford.

Oh, yeah, they dated. Okay. Orma got married. Jesus, Christ, man. Jesus, Christ, man. That's wild. Is that Kirk Fox? Three people will get that.

Old heads. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Do you have a joke or? Huh? No, I just said old heads. It's just, I mean, that. He just made fun.

Much of old heads, man. That kind of looks like Kevin Federline a little bit. Do you guys remember? I can see it. Where's he now, I wonder? I have no idea. He got a lot of her money. Oh, really?

Yeah. She just got a DUI, I believe. Whoa. Brittany. Woman. Am I right? What is it? Woman, am I right?

Oh, there you go. Dude, if you do the MRI thing again, I'm going to lose my mind. You know what? Never mind. What's the machine is about? I don't remember. I don't remember either, because you're just so blown away by the weight loss.

Yeah. That's all you're watching is the weight loss. I don't need to read the Robert De Niro thing I know that the taxi He got a license, yeah Got a license and drove around That's not so bad I know that's a I don't think that's bad

He's just an Uber driver being scared Remember walking Phoenix? I'm still here, what he did? No It's that like fake documentary Where he said he was gonna become a rapper But he stayed in character for a year and a half A letter he would guess

Yeah And what was he for a documentary Right like some kind of yeah Like I'm capturing my life becoming a rapper. It was like a faux documentary, right? Just never broke it for a year and a half. Yeah. And it didn't do well the documentary, did it? Yeah, people thought he was losing it. No. Because he had all the beard.

You can't do that if you're too good of an actor. Right. Scary. I think that's the point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People will believe you. If you're too good of an actor, you can't do a prank like that because people start believing you. Yeah, yeah. Like, Shia could really pull out of this, you know, I mean, New Orleans. It's not an alcoholic. And go, I'm preparing for this movie. Right. And we're all.

I think it was real. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Sure. Yeah, yeah. Now, where did Leo get the carcass? What are we talking here?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you acquire an animal carcass that you can get inside? Jared Leto, I guess, right? Oh, yeah. I brought one. Hey. Okay. I like it.

Jared Leto. Bobby hates all. He's not on there, so. Yeah, I know. I liked it. It was because it's jealousy. Really? Yeah.

Oh, wow. You're very open Yeah, very open I respect it. Sometimes you don't laugh When you go I wish I had that Oh, right

Did you do that? Sometimes I like to laugh Me too You're a good laugh I'm a laugh I'm a laugh at it Yeah, yeah yeah

Oh man What do you do Are you Googling anything? No, you want me to? No, no I know what you were doing You're having a full on conversation You see Googling

Yeah Yeah What you know Here's the thing I'm hyper aware of my surrounding You are the best Podgast I've always said it

Yeah. Oh my God. Are you hypervigilant? No, I'm very hypervigilant. Also, can I say something right now? I don't believe that I'm the best podcaster, but I do believe... I am not laughing at that. But I do believe that I'm in the top hundred.

Okay, I think you're in top... Okay, I believe in terms of comedy posting, I think I'm in the top hundred. Maybe shorten that one? No, no, no. According to Forbes, you're the 17th biggest podcast guest. Yes, so you, any podcast you go on. What about a host? I'm talking skill, though.

No, but as a guest, this is a verifiable. Oh. Who's one? Hi, me. Trump. Oh, he's pretty good. He's pretty good. Big, big numbers.

Big numbers. Big numbers. Does Trump go on podcasts? Yeah. Oh, let me see. Not a lot. Maybe Roganthe. Maybe how he's controversy about it.

He heard that. He went on color daddy. Play grand play. Not here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not here. Yeah, we couldn't get them. Yeah, we got what?

Who did we get? RFK? There you go. We really did. Did you really? Yeah, yeah. We got RFK Jr. and Cheryl Hines. Oh, I like her.

Yeah, I do too. Yeah. When it was reversed, right? We were in that room. No, this room. Different table. It was a different position. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

How was this before? He's the voice of a generation. Yeah, it was when he was running for Democratic office. Whoa. For president. Even Bobby wore the hat. Yeah, yeah. Kennedy

2004. Oh, wow. Yeah, look how fat I was. But I did it because... That looks like Stavros. I didn't know there's not much of weight you lost. Yeah, you look good. Based on that photo, what the fuck?

This guy looks like shit. Let's post a photo on time me now and maybe he'll lose it. Yeah, yeah. So when he came here, he was running for, you know, president. Was RFK funny other than his voice? Well, Cheryl, okay. Okay. It was pretty funny.

It was pretty funny. Number one, and number two, it's like, I'm a huge curb fan. Same. Right? And Cheryl's a comedian. Yeah. So I thought having both on at the same time would probably work. And it did.

Yeah. Oh, cool. Can I ask you a question? Hello me. So would you, who was an actress growing up that, would, the same age gap that you would. Oh, that's a really good question. Good one, good one.

I was a big Marissa Tomey. That was like my childhood crush. Really? Yeah, do you know who that is? I don't know who that is. How about it? Spider Man's aunt? Oh, yeah.

Pull her up. She was in my cousin Vinny and I had a huge crush on her. Oh, she's great. Marissa Tomey is great. Oh, yeah. And she's still hanging in there, by the way. She looks great now. That's amazing.

She's 61. Oh, I thought she was older. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. She's gorgeous. I'm going to say Judy Dens. It's not a joke.

Really? Oh, yeah. In what? In the 70s? In the 70s? I think in the 70s I saw Judy Densin something and I went, oh, that's a beautiful lady. Wow. Pre-dame.

Yeah, look up Judy Jentz. I mean, she's very pretty. She looks like Tiana Taylor. She's white Tiana. She's white Tiana. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, that she does.

That's one battle after another. Wait, wait, the first one, is that with Gandalf? The very first one. Oh, yeah. Let me look at that photo. Ian McKellen? Wow. Yeah, that's her and Gandalf.

Damn. I was kidding with Judy Dennis. Let me think of it. Who did I have a crush on? Why is it all black and white for her pictures? Because she died. She's very old. She was old.

And she's not bad. She's not dead? No, she's still going. She's still going. Oh, sorry about that. It's okay. I think they're both knighted, by the way. They're both knighted, yeah.

She's a dame. I got to think of who I like growing up. Do you guys know Renee Rousseau? Yeah. I remember as a kid watching this. Oh, Lodly. Bricked up the entire time. Oh, Renee Rousse.

Just like, ooh, heist. Ah! Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Or Pierce Brasen, he's pretty, too. He's a handsome guy. Yeah. You know who's the new Thomas Crown?

Uh-uh. Michael Gordon. Oh. Oh, there you go. I didn't know. He's directing it and being Thomas Crown. Really? I don't even know what a Thomas Crown is.

Oh, that's the movie. You've ever seen this movie? No. No, I don't want to. You watch, oh, yeah, that's another thing. One of the girls asked me, did I see, it's a real European female movie. It's called...

Two girls, one. No, it's a famous... All women like it. You know what I mean? It's European. What era? House of Wax. No, not House of Wax. It's probably 90s, and it's...

Fuck, what's it called? All your... I'm gonna have to call this girl that I'm saying. No, we can find it. Unless you want to call her. Oh, you're dating her? Yeah, yeah. Oh, how about that?

You're still not nothing? No cum? Oh, poor ladies. She's like down there for hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Let's just move on from it. All right.

Let's move on from it. All that work and no kimchi. Gotta give her something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No go to jar. Do you know what that is or no? It sounded funny. That sounded funny.

Bob, is this? What? No, it's not, it's no, it's even, I, I, I, listen. All right, let me do it. She's not a comic. Ocean's a comic. Okay. She's a regular person.

Great, great. And she, um. Antonio's line, Queen Margo, under the skin. No, no, no, no, hold on, hold on. Three colors, no. And there's probably... What?

Stealing beauty. No. And there's probably no comedy to be gained for this either, but... Is it French, British? Sisterhood of the traveling pants? No.

Oh my God, Kat. What the fuck off, hold on. Mawanna too? Nice. Hopefully she's gonna pay that. Okay. You like her? No, it's a question, right?

He likes her. You like your wife? Yeah, sure. She's listing. It's like there are women, there are movies that women really gravitate them they really like, but I just, I watched them,

but like, you know, like for instance, heated rivalry. Yeah. I saw a couple episodes because this girl that I'm dating is like, I mean, you really got,

and my manager was like, you got to watch it. And I try to watch it, but I just can't get into it. It's not great. The writing sucks. You know? And people go, what are you homophobic?

I'm like, no, it's a bad show. It's like gay porn with little hockey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all it is. Did you see it? I've seen a few episodes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's boring as hell.

Yeah, yeah. Did you see, did you like it? I didn't watch it. Oh, you didn't watch it. Because I also heard the writing was bad, and it kind of takes me out. All right. But is there a movie that's like, that females, like the notebook, for instance. There you go.

Okay, so do you like it? The notebook? Yeah. It's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not for me, but I can see what they like. Oh, so you can do that. Yeah, it's like comedy.

I don't like that comic, but I can see why you would like them. Ah. It's not for me. It's not for me. It's not my cup of tea. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But I can see that, oh, you know what I mean, there's a story structure.

Right. I understand, you know, I mean. Kind of like Oceans 8. That was. Yeah, I never saw that. That's a re-bake. That's not what we're talking about. Oh.

I think it's about female movies. Oh. Ghostbusters. That one, that was horrible. No, no, no, no, you're not getting that. You're not getting it. Oceans 8 was horrible. It feels like you adopted a kid, and yet you regretted.

What the hell's going on here? Like from Russia or something. Yeah. Here, notebook was number one, but this is like, oh, my right. Hold on, wait, she just texted me. I go, hold that, what's that movie? What's that movie? Did you ever watch Pride and Prejudice?

I've seen the original. That's it. That's it. There it is. And they just remade it, I think. Yeah, pride and prejudice. Oh, yeah. That's not a European.

It's not European. No. No, it's British. It's British. It is British. It is. It doesn't sound like it was. It is.

Like avant-garde, like European. No, no, no. It's a British movie that women really love. They're like, have you seen Pride and Prejudice? Very good. And she's wanting me to watch Pride and Prejudice. And I can't get myself to do it. Have you seen it?

I've seen the origin. There's a one before that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You saw the original one. Yes. Now, tell me about it. You like it? Not your cup of tea.

Not my cup, but it's a good movie. It's a good movie. Okay, all right, all right. So that's all I was getting at. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I liked it. Gone with the win, another popular female.

Female movie. Yeah, love story. Oh, that's so sad. I walked to remember. Yeah, yeah. Did you guys like Titanic? Yeah, I mean, because there's, I'll tell you why, because there's a disaster movie element to it.

Oh, true. And I love disaster movies. So, yeah, I really did like Titanic. And it really happened. Yeah, yeah. And also there's a historical value in tour, right? So in Pride and Prejudice, if there was some sort of hurricane or, like a twister in the middle of it, right?

And British people are going, ooh, you know what we need? We need a 9-11 love story. Oh, wait, there is one. There is? With Robert Pattinson. Oh, really? Oh. I wouldn't know that.

So I'll watch it. There has to be some sort of, Like, you know what I mean? Disaster. Yeah, like in Shakespeare and love, there's also an alien vision. Whoa, right, right? So you have the same story, right, but also, beep, pop, pop, you know what I mean, all that stuff.

Yeah, that's a good call. So, like, the notebook would have a school shooting or something. Yeah, there you go. No, no, that's not what I was saying. Oh, okay. I was saying a natural disaster. Oh, yeah. Talk about insult.

But you said 9-11. 9-11 was natural disaster. Yeah. Twister? Twister? I already said that. I already said that. No, you didn't.

All right, how about this? How about this? Love story during the Malibu fires. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shooting a podcast in the hills. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, two lovers.

And then the house gets off. Two different podcasts. Yeah. There we go. Anyway, so watch Mark's special on Netflix. He's one of the funniest guys on planet Earth, my opinion. Ah, jeez. Top 100 is it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And non-two police. How long does it take you to write another hour? I write short joke, so it's going to be a while. I'm talking two and a half years. Oh, wow. Okay, okay. You know, which in Bobby Lee time is a week.

Well, how long have you been doing stand-up? 30 years. Okay. Yeah, so it's the opposite. Right. And Bobby Lee's time is 3,000 years. That's what the joke was. Thank you.

Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. I was going to say, I saw you workshopping at the black cat. Was it the black cat in New York or the pussycat? Oh, black cat, pussy cat? Yeah, yeah. Oh, fat black was a cat. Yeah, the comedy seller.

Oh, wow, thanks. That was really cool. Yeah. And when you're trying out new stuff, and are you good at silence? No. It's bad. It's really bad. So that fear kind of motivates me to work harder.

Oh, I see. I'm so scared of bombing. I did the store last night. I'm eating shit. Oh. Yeah. But you got to do it. Totally.

You got to do it. All right. A round of applause. Hey. Thank you. Thank you. I'm a blue loo la