TigerBelly - Matan Even & Bobby’s 3 Dysfunctional Children

Episode Date: December 4, 2024

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You guys need to ask a lot of questions. She's pretty. Thank you. He has a girlfriend. Thanks Bobby. Where did you guys meet? Tinder? No, no, no, no.

At the church. Well, my mom, she's Christian so... Now I'm a Christian too,? No, no, no, no. At the church. Well, my mom, she's Christian, so she was... Yeah, I'm a Christian too, gut dog. Don't talk to me about the Lord. I know much about it. Ask me about it, the Holy Ghost. I know all about it. The 13 past ghosts? The 13 past ghosts. The 13 ex-girlfriends past?

What? We gotta start over. He's been like this the whole time. What's wrong with you? You didn like this the whole time. Yeah, yeah. What's wrong with you? You didn't get sleep? No. Why? I was out last night with her.

She lives here? Oh, the way he said that too. When did you get in? I didn't get in. Today in the morning. Oh yeah? So I threw up on Southwest Airplane. Why?

Hey. I was hungover. Yeah, you look haggard. Tired and hangered? Hangered? I mean, tired and hungered? No, hangered. Hey. That's what I meant. Oh. Tired and hangry? Hangry? I mean tired and hungry? No, hangry.

That's what I meant. Oh. Yeah. How you been? How you been? How you been? Is that how I sound to you? Listen dude, your confidence level right now is out of the pocket.

I love it. I just had sex, so. Wait, wait. Bro. You know it's so funny. You know, guys that normally don't get sex, they brag about it. They say it out loud. I remember. Yeah. Yeah. Like you've said it out loud. Oh yeah. I started like, Oh yeah, buddy. You know, that my friends, but that lonely Island song. I remember one morning I just like texted that lonely Island song to all my friends. Oh, I just had sex on a boat?

I just had sex, yeah. So is it no condom? No condom. Please. We can't support baby. Save sex here. We're not at that level right now with you. Okay. And then you ate her boob.

No. Jules? Jules, so aggressive. Christian. Christian. Think Christianity. Okay? He's a missionary, so. Is that the only- I bet you're not good at doggy. No.

You'd be so funny. Oh, please, I would love so hard. Could I, give me a sex tape. I would love so hard. No, Bobby doesn't need that. Amigo, amigo, amigo, poor, poor, poor, please. I occasionally have this. Oh, it would be so, oh, it would be my biggest,

my birthday gift. Give me a tape. Blur out her face, I don't care. Just you doing doggy would be my birthday gift. Give me a tape. Blew out her face, I don't care. Just you doing doggy would be so funny to me. You're balancing, you know what I mean? You're sticking it in the wrong hole. She probably turns around and goes, it's not in.

And you're like, you already did 15 pumps. Could you imagine? Yeah, he did 15 pumps. He's like, it's not in. He's like, oh, so my bad No, and I have ed too sometimes. What's that? Erectal dy... functional? I don't know. I'm not a doctor. I'm not a doctor. Tell me what ed means.

Erectal... dysfunctional. Yeah. Yeah. This means my dick don't work. Yeah, I understand what it means You know, I have the same thing. It's like whiskey. Yeah. Do you take? That's why I'm on Bluetooth. Is that ours? OK, do we do Bluetooth? Do we do Bluetooth? Bluetooth.

Do we do Bluetooth? Yeah, promo code belly. Yeah. I'm going to take a couple of drags with a cigarette. Yeah. OK. Because it's like, this is stressing me out, you. You gotta get your mind back in order, dude,

because we have a crazy one coming. I know. Have you met him? I've seen him on. Oh, he's crazy. What do you? we have a crazy one coming. I know have you met him? I've seen him on he's crazy What do you bad crazy? I just had shakes what he wants a high five. He wants a high five man Both do what do you know about Matan me? Yeah, we're just like a little couple things Matan. He's a troll Right I want you to ask questions about his like, live... Live?

What's his full name? Matan. Matan. It's kinda like when you say Beyonce. We need to keep him going with questions. He's good with questions, so we have to always keep, like after he's done saying something, keep going off of it. It's easy, you got this.

You're on dropouts. That's different. Ask questions. Ask my audio speed wagon. How about you? How about your first? That's your first question. Are you a speed wagon? Yeah. He plays in that van. Yes. Oh, what was that? Did you burp? Snort Snort But how was the sex, Simon? It was good. I occasionally have good sex With her? Occasionally?

Not all the time? But before, when I dance, I was occasionally I perform occasionally good It's okay It's nothing to brag to my mom about, but hey Who's counting? Okay No, it was good.'s cute i like her she's short i like her uh how long have you been dating we haven't made it official you said if she was

your girlfriend i like her to be my girlfriend but i don't know when like you gotta plan it you're gonna make it like i don't know how i suck at this I don't know how to like go in for the kiss whenever like when's the first time what's what's a good time to kiss the person my friends tell me just grab her face and just yeah I don't like it when they ask it's weird it's like it makes it more awkward that's me I asked her I asked her hey I don't know I was like hey can I kiss you it's cute like for the like first time and like a couple of first times but like after a while keeps asking then it's like okay do you know Let me write that down. I hold a bunch of notes about sex and how to keep a girlfriend for 10 days.

Hey, have you ever watched Aaron Hernandez on FX? I turned that TV on and it was him and I was him and in the bed with a guy. I don't know his story. Is this him? Yeah. What was the deal with a guy I don't know his story yeah what was the deal with Aaron Hernandez oh he's the young kid Mata but on what do you mean by young kid like he looks young on his Instagram he's 17 what hey you're 21. Could you date a 17? No. Or 18?

That's a wild question, my guy. Oh my God. No. Okay, she's 24. My girlfriend is 24. What was that? Because I thought you were going to make it about me. No, we're making it about you.

What's up? Hi. How are you doing? Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, man. Hi, I'm Jules. Hey, Matan, where are you going? He's gotta sh- Matan, I sit there. No, no.

No, no, you sit there. I'm not a tempo. Oh. Oh wow. Wow. A first time, you've allowed this? What? I love this.

I don't know. He's a kid, he doesn't know anything. This is so weird. Yeah, yeah, can I have my you're gonna keep it No, no, no, no, you don't smoke my ton. No, I don't yeah. Yeah, give me my fucking cigarettes back Or we're gonna have a fucking problem. All right, keep it Yeah, my ton, can you put the headphones in or no He got you there Yeah, I know dude. Yeah, Mottan. Can you put the headphones in or no? on He got you there

That was a trick question to him. I guess yeah. Yeah He got you there. There we go. Are we recording now? Yeah. Yeah, we're recording now. Do people know your address? No, if you say it, I'll rip your eyes out. Can you check this up though? And my earphones? You know what I mean? Since you're in charge, you're the head of the table, you start the podcast. No, go ahead. No, you want to switch seats? If you want to switch seats, I'll take the lead. But if you want to be the captain of the boat, start the fucking boat. Okay, so I don't know, I guess. Five, four, four three do a song two one Taking on the run my are you speed wagon good go ahead. I'm a time. What do you want me to say? This podcast is sponsored by best

This can't be real We can't be real you don't know what it did I told him not to get him Yeah, I told you not to get him because he was gonna be like this Don't you want to put that on no cuz you had it on your head. Oh my god. Is this your stupid drink? Yeah, no, you don't get it now. I'll trade you a cigarette. All right, I'll change you my Yeah, you're sick all right all right well how do I know you're not just gonna scare me what you talking about I'm not a liar so I know that if you put it on the table I'll give it to you cuz I don't know I'm telling you right now dude if I give you

this fucking sprite and you don't give my cigarettes back there's gonna be violence I said I'll give you a cigarette no I want the whole pack no I'll give you only a little bit of this then He scammed you Mattan put it down or I'm gonna get violent. I'm okay with that. Okay. Okay. Let's move on He's like controlling you He's a kid I don't know what to do he's 17 years old is she Is she not a minor? No, she's 22 years old. Okay. Okay Okay, Jules first impression so far you like him or not

He's he's a lot. He's a lot. He's a lot. He's a lot. Yeah He's 17 years old. Listen, can I say something? Are we filming yet or no? Yeah, we've been filming. Okay. Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Hey, if you release this podcast, I'm going to sue you. Might as well not do it then. I'm going to sue you. I sent him an email.

That's him, right? His name is George. Yeah. Okay. What do you think about him? Did you see the email I sent him? No, I did not see the email you sent him. I lied to him.

What did you say? I told him that you gave me his email and that you said you wanted me on Tiger Belly. I do want you on this. I love you. No no but you didn't mention that it was a scam email. It's not a scam email. I love you. Okay fair. But that's just. I do love me. The idea was. Let's start with love. You know that I love you right? Okay nice to see you. You love me? A lot. No. Because what you said out there was crazy. Yeah I said thanks for having me on Bad Friends. It helped my career. I know it did. Yeah. Yeah. And this is how you treat me? Oh this is much nicer than typical. Oh yeah that you're right. That's right. That is true. Yeah. So Matan is Jewish? No. What are you? I don't remember.

Okay. Just not Jewish. What is your last name, Batan? Evan. Oh, so like a Chris Evans-y kind of guy. From that, you're white. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

White ****. Where's your family from? I forgot. Okay. They're from Detroit. They're from Detroit, okay. You have an accent, that's why I ask. Yeah, I've been working on it.

Yeah. Is that your clearest American accent? No, no. I'm trying to make it deeper. Oh, but you haven't reached puberty yet. You need hair first. I have to now get rid of the little thing hairs. What are you talking about?

I don't know. I know. Good to see you. Mateo, what's wrong? Oh, she not here You're a co-host. No, she's not. Oh, I am NOT Because we switch it up Okay, is he replacing her? I didn't see him You're the new one. No, I'm just yeah, he's just a guy. I have sidekicks. I

My guys on my podcast. I don't pay him you pay him We get into the podcast. I mean, I don't know what's You pay him? No. Did we get into the podcast? I mean, I don't know what's going on here, dude. I feel like I'm being a job interview? I don't want to work here. Go ahead. Okay. Are you a comedian?

Yeah. You answer. No, I'm not. Okay. I'm like, most of my videos are like business style. No, no, this is what happened. Jules is what happened, okay? I made the mistake of scrolling.

You know how some people make the mistake, and I run into his stuff. For his own, he popped up on my algorithm. So I called Andrew, I go, there's a wild kid out there. Right, and then we ran into each other at the comedy store. That happened, yeah. Yeah, and I was so kind to you. Okay. Yeah, do you listen to Cure a lot? Cure? Yeah, the I was so kind to you. Okay.

Do you listen to Cure a lot? Cure? Yeah, the Cure. I'm not familiar. Oh, Robert Smith. Yeah, that's the guy people tell me I look like. You look like young Robert Smith. Put that on the thing.

Say what you look like. Have you looked up Robert Smith? No. There you are, dude. Which one? The one in the middle, dude. Which one? That's you? Yeah, yeah. That him dude. That's the lead singer, that's not his dad That's the lead singer of The Cure. Oh, you know The Cure? I know REO Speedwagon. Okay

That's not what I asked you man. You know REO Speedwagon? Will you stop with REO? REO Speedwagon? Yeah, will you stop with that dude? I'm listening to them That's why I know but just when you ever you discover a band, you don't have to fucking promote it. It's a good band. I miss it, he's in it. What? I miss it, he's in it. I didn't say that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Huh? Are you in that band? No, I'm not. People tell me I look like, I don't know which one here, but. This is why I don't have children. It's like I have three dysfunctional children. I can't even, we're at dinner.

You know what I mean? All right, so Matan, you're 17 still. Still, yeah, four months. So you did Bad Friends and then guess what? Today, who did you have on your podcast? Today I did Whitney Cummings. Whitney Cummings went to your house? No, I don't film in my house.

I rent a studio from a guy. Okay, and how was that exchange? It was a good podcast. Yeah, yeah. That's good. And so you're growing a little bit. Yep. Yeah. What a great guest. Who does he, who has he had?

Oh, Gavin McGuinness. Oh. That's a good guest. You should have him on your show. I will. I sure will. Have him on Bad Friends. You've had a good array of comics too. That's nice. Is that um... You got Donnell?

Is that Donnell Rawlings? That's Donnell Rawlings. You got Donnell Rawlings? Unbelievable. He had Rampage Jackson on. You had Rampage Jackson on? He's a nice guy. He'd crush your little skin skull apart. Which one? Skin? I feel like that's unrelated. Yeah it's not. Yeah you're right. I don't know why I said that I apologize.

See now I get decent guests but back when I did before Bad Friends I was doing it with homeless people. Oh and I did it. Look at that. I did it. Kid from Fresh Off the Boat. I was doing it with homeless people. Oh, and I did it. Look at that. I did it. The kid from Fresh Off the Boat. You know what? You got the kid from Fresh Off the Boat? And Dominic Cruz. How do you... Dominic Cruz.

How are you getting these guys? I spend like seven hours a day doing emails. Oh, you do? Just sending emails to everybody. If you go, I'm sure you've got emails from me. Well, you know, you've texted me before and I've said no. I haven't responded to you. That's true, but I'm saying...

How do you feel about that? It's okay. That's like the typical reaction though. Most people don't do it. Yeah, but you know I'm eventually gonna do it. That will make some money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you have to be a little nicer right now, dude. And I feel like you're calmed down a bit.

I have to be cool right now. Well in the beginning, I mean you sat in my chair, I mean did you think it was aggressive, Jules? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one's ever done that on this show. Ever. First time, wow.

Yeah. But what are you doing? Nothing, just, Jules keeps on moving away from Matan a little bit, so I gotta. No, I'm not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, why are you moving away from Matan? I'm not. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you scared of Matan about? Nothing. He's a cutie pie. He is. Yeah, yeah, look at him. I don't know how you want me to respond to that. Like there's nothing for me to say.

I know. Just say thank you and it's like, you know, I mean, when you look in the mirror, do you think you're cute? Not particularly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not gay. You're nothing. Pot.

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And even if you looked in the mirror and said, oh my God, look at that guy, he's sexy. That's not gay. No. That's being a narcissist. But how do you know if you're not gay oh that's true right if you wanted to suck your own penis I don't even if I should be even talking about as he's 17 you got I'm gonna say your brother says this okay talk or no you don't care he did he did a shrug yeah I don't know that guy was here I turned around my bed go ahead go go back to he was talking my bed yeah see how do you know if you're gay or I don't even know how to do this I really don't know how to do this podcast today you know I mean I think you're doing great we're gonna try are these your

sponsors or just food they're just food for our guests you know not everything here is something that are sponsoring us now okay who are your sponsors or just food? They're just food for our guests. Oh, you know, not everything here is something that are sponsoring us No, okay Who are your sponsors for the episode today? We don't know I don't know that until later and it does it's meaningless You know, I mean that that's information. You don't need to know you don't even want to give them like extra time by the one minute They're all given the minute. No, I'm saying but you don't want to give them extra. No, I don't give me extra I give them the minute. Are you sponsored by BetterHelp? No. Are you? Oh yeah. That's my favorite sponsor.

Really? Yeah. So, since I last saw you, have you been dating anybody? No. Okay, why not? Just waiting till marriage and focused on making crypto and money. Oh yeah, that's what your goal is right now. Yeah, as much. whatever I can find in the moment. Is there somebody that you I mean are there times where you're like I'm interested in

this person but I'm too busy to? Not particularly I don't really I'm usually in my house. Yeah how are your parents not worried about you? I mean imagine yeah. I mean imagine yeah Matan pass the potatoes the house. Why is he taking photos? There's like what is the point of it for Instagram? Yeah, but there's like a bunch of them right here. That's doing video Yeah, you can screen grab it. Yeah, but it loses pixels man. I I don't know I don't really know about the. So maybe that's true. I'm a photographer so I know Okay, I'm a bad dude Jules give me pop questions stop I got this

I Just wanted I wanted to see where this conversation is leading us. Not very far. Yeah, no, it wasn't very far No, I'm trying to just mostly interact with you her and a little with him. Yeah, it wasn't very far. No, no, no. I'm trying to just mostly interact with you her and a little with him Yeah, okay. Let me let me go back to why would I do? Oh nothing. I can talk more Okay, good. I mean do you guys have a problem already? No, yeah, I mean do you like Mexicans or no? Oh, he's a Mexican? Yeah. Yes, he is a Mexican.

Happens to be Mexican. I'm Mexican, yeah. They're okay. Okay, just in general? It's nothing special. Yeah, yeah. Do you like Mexican food? No.

He doesn't like Mexican. What do you eat? I feel like you eat like baked beans and rice and that's it. Just bread. Yeah, bread and stuff. Yeah. You don't feel like, I don't feel like you eat like the vitamins that you're supposed to be eating.

I mean, you're very translucent and pale. Yeah, I take vitamins, yeah. Yeah, you do. No. You don't. No. So when you go, and I want to ask both of you, when he's at, because you live with your parents.

Yeah, I live with my parents. Do they go, Matan, bedtime? I bet they don't do that. No, not particularly. Yeah, yeah. You sleep when you want to sleep. I don't go to sleep that late. Oh, you don't? Like around 10? Like 11, 12.

Yeah, you have your little blankie. A blanket? No, you have your little blankie from when you were a kid. I'm going to say your address. You better watch it. Watch it. You still suck on your thumb to get a little blankie? Watch it. We'll bleep it out, dude.

But then you have to pay. I have control, dude. We work as a team, dude. What are you talking about? Are they paid out? Hourly or something? Yell at my fucking address. It's not gonna get out there. Fuck. I know. I know. I mean, why are you threatening me, dude?

I just tweeted. I'm just asking you questions, like when you go to bed, does your mom like sing you a little lullaby? I have a time. I'm gonna tweet it, I'm gonna put it on my Instagram so your address. Oh then you will have a- Picture your house.

Oh, picture your house. Dude, I swear to fuck, don't point at me, dude. Okay. All right, so when you go to bed, what happened? Tell me the ritual. Yeah. When I get tired, I go to bed, I lay down. Okay, and your mom doesn't come in the room? I try not to sleep.

Because I view it as like, you know, all of, I watched an Instagram reel about this, I forgot what he said. He said that if you sleep in, it you know, all of, I watched an Instagram reel about this. I forgot what he said. He said that, um, if you're sleeping, it's wasting time. Oh, I see. Yeah. You could be making money.

So at two in the morning, you could be making like cabinets and stuff in your garage. I'm not, I'm not like an architect guy, but I could be. What could you be doing at two in the morning? Maybe. No drop shipping. Drop shipping. Yeah. Sometimes I'll sometimes even for my podcast, I'll have trouble getting guests a couple weeks. So I'll start emailing people as if they're coming on a different person's podcast.

Wow. Do you feel like you're manifesting some people though? Do you believe in manifestation? Not particularly. Oh, okay. Are you in high school? Not anymore, but technically, yeah. I'm technically a senior. Okay. Are you in high school? Not anymore, but technically, yeah. I'm technically a senior. Yeah. But you don't, you don't go?

You think he goes to school? No. Is she an immigrant? No, she's not an immigrant. I am. But you weren't. She obviously is an immigrant. She obviously is.

I just want to say no to everything that he says. You know what I mean? So, yeah, she is an immigrant. Okay, from where? Philippines. Yeah. Okay. Do you like them?

They're okay too? Top three things you know about the Philippines. Yeah, yeah. I don't know much about them. Don't they have a lot of... Well, how about, let's go to things that are stereotypes. Okay. So what is a job that a Filipino might have in America?

I don't know doing massages It's a broader Asian I'll let you have that one. I'm not sure I don't know much about Filipino people. Yeah. Oh, they're um, I don't know Do you know Filipino celebrities? You have Filipino friends. No, he obviously no no when I I went to school there were none of those guys around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know what they look like? I guess so.

Are you Filipino? Yes, you don't. I don't know. I mean, what do you think I am? I know you're Korean. Well, then why did you ask me? It's possible you're like a double? Oh, mixed. Mixed. Yeah, yeah, they call it mixed. I could be a double agent.

Agent or Asian? I didn't hear. Double Asian. OK. That's great. So what time do you wake up in the morning? One. You sleep at 10?

No, 1 AM. Early. You sleep at 1 AM and you wake up at 1 PM? No, 1 AM. Oh, you wake up at 1 AM? Yeah. Oh, 1 a.m. You sleep at 1 a.m. and you wake up at 1 p.m. No, 1 a.m. Oh, you wake up at 1 a.m.? Yeah. Oh, I see. I should have clarified that.

Yeah, yeah, you should have clarified. So you sleep like two, three hours. Yeah, hopefully. That's around the time, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And at 1, what do you do? At 1 a.m. when I wake up, I guess that's when I start dropshipping. You dropshipping?

Right. What's dropshipping? Oh, great question. It's like when you're selling something but you don't have it. When you're selling something, you don't have it. That's a very broad description. It's like... Oh, so it's like I go, I sold a yacht, right?

But I didn't have one. You don't know what it is? I know what a yacht is. You don't know what it is? I know what a yacht is. You don't know what drop shipping is? No, I'm... I don't know what drop shipping is. I'm trying to think how to explain it in simple terms. It's like...

You're selling something that you're buying off AliExpress. I see. So you don't have it in your possession. When somebody buys it off you, and it's more expensive, you just ship it to their house. You're just a middleman a middleman if you do that to make some side money It doesn't work. I've been trying for years. Yeah. Yeah. Why don't well, I mean you're only 17 years old I mean, why don't you just do What you've been doing is like, you know just be with your little blinky sucking your thumbs, you know and you know and

What's up? That's just a weird thing to say, man. That you? That's not me. That's not me at all. Who is that? I have no idea who that is. Yeah, but it's your type of person.

No, I look nothing like him. Is that him, really? That's him. No, that's me when I was 12. Oh, so you started being, you started doing internet at 12. When I was 12 I was making videos about Asian people. What were you saying? Oh, I loved it. Will I learn new things?

You know the Hong Kong stuff, free Hong Kong? No, tell me about Hong Kong. You don't know like the situation they had with China, they didn't want to... No, tell me about it. This is like a real conversation, I'm surprised. Yeah, I want to have a real conversation with you about it. But you don't know about it. I don't know anything about it, so I'm asking you. You don't know about the Hong Kong thing with China? If you say Hong Kong again, I swear to fucking God, I with you about it. But you don't know about it. I don't know anything about it, I'm asking you.

You don't know about the Hong Kong thing with China? If you say Hong Kong again, I swear to fucking god, dude, I'm going to fucking lose my mind. I'm just trying to clarify what... Yeah, I don't know about the Hong Kong situation with China. Don't say Hong Kong again. You don't know like the free Hong Kong movement? I don't know the free Hong Kong movement. I thought they were free already.

No, but you don't know the thing that happened with like China and Hong Kong back in the day? No, no, I don't know anything about those two things now. Okay, so... I know what they are. There were really heavy protests back in the day in Hong Kong against China. And what were the protests about? They didn't want to have the Chinese laws. Is that you?

I went on Infowars when I was 12. He straight up was an advocate and doing all the news for this. You were so cute, dude. That's really weird to say. You're a cute kid though. That's really weird to say about me. You're a cute kid, though. Look at you. Right? OK.

OK. Dude, I don't know what you're talking about. You don't want to take a compliment? I don't know. I can know. How about this? You give me a compliment, I give you a compliment. Give me a compliment.

This is good. Let's just try this out. Yeah, let's try this out. You have a nice house. Thank you. Like a big house, not like it's, you you know what I mean you don't think it's nice Well, it's a little bit dirty, but it's a big house Probably cost a lot of money. Yeah

Very good. I'm gonna take that You have very Nice eyebrows. Let's see that's weird. You're no it's not weird, dude. It shouldn't be about how I look. Oh, I didn't know that. I like your Nostrofus jacket. Oh, the jacket? Yeah. Okay, thanks. Jules from a ton? Yeah. Oh, now I give her a compliment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll compliment everybody. Oh. Let's try it. Um, you look smart? Wow. I don't like that guy. What'd I do? I'm just sitting here.

Jaime. Jaime, compliment him. Compliment him right now. You gotta do a fucking compliment right now or there's gonna be a war. You have good posture. Damn. Thanks. Now say something about me. You pained that guy?

I know. I regret it. How much? I'm I'm gonna tell you go to give him a compliment now Yeah, yeah, please give me I have to it's required it's required You could lose some weight. Okay. That's not a compliment, but I'll take it. I've been trying to. Oh my God, dude. Whoa, that's not a compliment.

That's real cool. No, it's not. It's not cool. Dude, that was out of pocket. That was so mean, dude. All right. That's not a... Are you sad?

Yeah, I'm insecure about my weight. Oh my God. Oh my God. Dude, he just got laid. Yeah, man, I just had sex. He just had sex, dude. What the fuck, bro? I don't even want to be here.

But that has nothing to do with it. No, no, just relax, okay? I'm sorry. It has nothing to do with what I said, though. What do you mean by that? Good point, good point. What do you mean by that? What do you mean by that? Well, you said he just had sex with somebody but what that has no

correlation yes it does I was happy the girl the girl that had sex with him was fine with his body is what I'm saying well how much did she weigh that's a very good question I didn't ask that how tall is she though? She's taller than him? She's shorter. How tall are you? 5'3". Oh yeah. Okay. See he's a liar. He doesn't know height dude. Look at him.

How tall are you? 5'7". How tall are you? How much did you weigh? Before or now? Did you gain weight? I don't understand. I was a kid like you once and...

No I'm saying right now. I used to be kind of fat when I was a kid. I uh, weight. Now I weigh like 2'40". Okay.... No, I'm saying right now. Yeah, I used to be kind of fat when I was a kid. I wait, now I wait like 240. Okay. Hi, fight, fight, fight. No, no, I don't want... Hi, fight for your life. I'm not trying to...

I'm not trying to be insulting. Yes, he said call you fat. Yeah, you... I'm not calling him fat. Well, I'm trying to give him motivation. Look at me do, I am the tiger. Come on, dude, fight for your right. I'm a survivor.

You have to fight for your right to live. No, no, I'm... You did call me fat in a way. No, I'm being cool with you. I'm being cool with you. I like your videos, fight for your right. I'm a survivor. You gotta fight for your right to live. No, no, I'm being cool. You did call me fat in a way. No, I'm being cool with you. I'm being cool with you. I like your videos, but...

Thank you. He just gave up. We're cool. Oh, that's the truth? I guess. I mean, I don't mean any offense. Hopefully for his sake he loses some weight. It's not like an insult.

Well, he doesn't. He's not like morbidly obese. Nice. Well, see, I'm happy for him. He's trying to lose weight. Am I fat? A little bit, but nothing crazy. Okay. I'm not fat. I'm not fat't he's not like to lose more really obese. Well see I'm happy for me

Trying to lose my fat a little bit, but not nothing crazy. Okay Okay, but you're older so it makes more sense. Oh my god him to lose weight. He's taking a Zempik. You're on a Zempik. Yes He's not I I don't I don't really know I haven't okay taking a person so I don't you're 17 years old you don't need it yet You're a baby And I'm well, I think age and you're so successful for such a young age at 12 is your you were already on the news You're a bright kid. I mean you also have you fought for a cause Yeah, yeah, what does she like she like- She's in college, hey hi man. So? She looked damn confused. No, I was looking at a picture.

What do you think about free Tibet? Free Tibet? Yeah, I don't like China. I'm not a big China guy. That was my whole thing. That's what I was making- There's probably like 300 videos of me talking about it. Well, they drove out the Hmong people too. That I'm not familiar with. Is that more your time? So they drove out the Hmong people too. That I'm not familiar with. Is that more your time?

Wait, you didn't like that? Well, Tibetan wasn't my time. I mean, come on. Well, I'm saying that's happening. The Hong Kong stuff. You're familiar with that thing, what happened with China and Hong Kong, a couple videos ago? I asked you 20 minutes ago what that was about.

I explained it. They didn't really want to have the Chinese rule. I explained it. Yeah. And who. It was they didn't really want to have to like the Chinese rule Blended yeah, and who won not the Hong Kong people exactly Exactly, so so you lost to I guess Yeah, I had one question and what's your intake on this whole one direction thing one direction What do you mean? Liam dead. You think there's a conspiracy here? I think so. I don't understand what he's asking. How do you fall off the third floor of a building? How do you fall off? How do you fall off? I don't even understand. Just ask Eric Clapton's son. Do you ever had a... I can't.

You ever had a... Know what? Do you know what happened to Eric Clapton's son? Yeah. You didn't laugh at my joke? He laughed. You know the song. What? He fell off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Balcony.

Okay. What are you doing? Go ahead. Do you play games with him? Video games? Yeah. Not particularly. Not that much, a little bit. So what do you do on your free time?

What do you... I play Destiny in Stardew Valley. Oh. He knows a lot about me. And he's just playing a mischievous game. No, I'm not. I'm just... Yeah.

Well, I have to do research before the podcast. Have you been watching The Penguin at all? No I've heard about it. It's really good. Okay. You see any of the Batman movies? Like the last Batman movie with um. I saw the last one. Did you like it? I don't really remember it was a couple years ago. Yeah yeah but did you just can you go back in time in your mind? It was okay it was pretty good. It was pretty good. I really like that new movie about that video game Borderlands oh that was awesome you loved the movie dude that was a great movie I liked a great movie Jules why are you laughing oh you know what he's doing no I thought it was really

good I heard they made a ton of money they took it out of theaters after two days hey can you stop touching the microphone because I have sensitive ears and I can hear it moving. No, it's okay. I just have sensitive ears. I need the headphones on. If you had three kids, dude. What? If you had three kids. And these are my kids, dude? Oh my God, dude. I would look 53.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, I would be, I would look 53. Yeah, I would kill myself. No, she would be my proud and shining arm. You know what I mean? Here we go. If these three kids, these guys were my kids, okay? You would be my hope, okay? I would be like, you have to make it. Who's your least favorite? Is that my favorite? I love you all the same. Very good response. Okay, you would be I would be like you have to make it

Is that my favorite I love you all the same okay This guy I know he's gonna live at my house for the rest of the block, right? Sort of like I have somebody what yeah, that's cool, man. Yeah son. All right. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, and this is I now I'm gonna know she doesn't and this guy I would have to kick him out house at 18 Oh, wow, okay. Yeah, like because I have just way too much money. I got a No, I just didn't know that you wouldn't follow the house rules No, I'm a well-behaved guy. You are just in general. Yeah, I'm a nice guy. All right, so I go me and him are cool Okay Matan clean your room. I

Guess I would I I wouldn't... Pretend I'm your father. You gotta play into it. 3, 2, 1, action. Mataan, clean your room. I didn't like that. The dynamic would be different if you were my father

because it's not a lot of respect, you know what I mean? Oh, you wouldn't have respect for me? I don't know, maybe it would be different if that was the case. I'm not sure, but probably not. Oh. Well, that hurts. I'm just being for real. I know you're being for real. So there's nothing that I could have done raising you

that would give you respect for me? I'm not sure. You don't have any kids? No, I don't, Matan. That's why I'm doing... I mean, that's the whole scenario. So you live alone in this house? Yeah, living alone in the house, yeah. So what do you do here? You don't have any kids? No I don't Matan. That's why I mean that's what this whole scenario. So you live alone in this house? Yeah I live alone in the house yeah. So what do you do here?

I relax. I eat acai bowls. I mean I watch YouTube. I scroll like any other human being. Okay. Okay. What? What? You said something? The guy in the back was saying something. He was laughing at you while you said it like you're you You were like this That's what he said Alex just I know I can see you changing right now

Right, and I want you to just regroup. All right, you know, you're you're mid-hulk right now You're Bruce Banner in transformation. I want you to get back to Bruce Banner Okay, you're Bruce Banner in transformation. I want you to get back to Bruce Banner Okay, because I can see the rage in your eyes, right and it's evident. All right. He's a nice kid All right, he's just doing the best he can and that's this is his thing Well to be edgy and in your podcast studio and how is he destroying it? He took that thing off what thing that from the vending thing? I mean the claw machine. I don't even know what he's talking about Yeah, no, I didn't he did. Why would I touch that? Well, from the vending thing, I mean the claw machine. I don't even know what he's talking about. Did you cut this off? Yeah. No, I didn't.

Oh, yeah, yeah. He did. Why would I touch that? Well, I wouldn't call this destroying. He took... He just took a little banner thing off the thing. He took that thing off the thing. This is not like, you know what I mean?

You know what I mean? A rebellion... What? He's touching the microphone too much. Okay, but that's, you know what I mean? That's still not destroying. But you know what, Jaime? Thank you so much for being so observant. Do you ever like... Are you medication? No, I'm not I don't believe in that stuff. You don't believe in it It's a bunch of liberal propaganda that oh, yeah. Oh, this is interesting. Who do these gonna win the election? Oh, but the big Donald

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, he's got it. Yeah, you're not gonna vote for him. I'm not 18. Exactly. But I'm, I mean, it was fishy last time, so hopefully you don't. Oh, so you believe that he won the last election. Are we allowed, is this allowed on YouTube? When's the last time you got a haircut, dude? There we go. Here we go. Now it's gonna get rolling.

How about you today? That was it. That was it, that was a spark. Now it's gonna get rolling. How polluted are you? That was it. That was it. That was a spark. That was a tide. Yeah. When? A couple weeks ago? What do you get?

You get trim? He doesn't wanna look at you. I didn't even do anything, dude. Go on. Yeah, you know, here's what I just got. What? I mean, I just, you're more his generation

and maybe you have the language and the way of connecting, since I'm much older, right? Maybe, so you can get it to him. So can you give it a go, please? Help the podcast out and try to like, speak his language, same generation. Go ahead. Hey, dude.

You. Can you look at at like this good, okay That's so rude. Hey, that's so rude. Look at look at Jaime, please please Hey, not respect dad. I'm the oldest son. You're gonna respect me. Come on. That's not that's not interesting. Come on. Okay next question Next question. What are you doing? He said next question. So do the fucking try to get Hey, listen to dad The improv's done dude, I have a cousin he's your age, and I can make him come over here and... No, no, don't get violent.

Oh, it's because you called me fat earlier. I know, I know. I know what I'm trying to say. In a loving way, try to connect with them so we can get like... We can find common ground so we can get this podcast started. You like music, my man? You skibbidy. You like Queen? Oh yeah, you skibbidy. Yeah. ground so we can get this podcast started you like music my man you skim it you like Queen oh yeah you skim it II yeah those words yes skim it Scooby-Doo you ever seen Scooby- on dude. Yeah, please

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You watch it. Thank you, son. Do you get the reference or no? Yes, I do. What's the watchit reference from? I can't say the name. It's not from... Maybe, I don't think. Alex, stop.

Get back, okay? Hulk. So, here's my dream for you. Okay. My dream for you is, when I first saw you on the internet, I was like, this kid has something. You really do, okay? And I thought that when I met you at the commons,

I was being very like, well you were there too, right dude? And I was very nice, right? I wasn't? He put his thumbs down. No, no, no, no, can I get him a mic please? All right, please. Yeah, no, no, just, you don't have to be on screen.

No, no, don't give him a, he's not gonna talk if you give him a mic. All right, but just. We'll blur it. Yeah, we'll blur your face. He still won't do it. All right, but let me ask you something. I wasn't nice?

Yeah, I was. Nice guy. Yeah, I was telling you stand up, I was telling you. I tried doing stand up after that. I know, but that's not what I was talking about when you did it. I sent, actually, I sent you the video. I know you did. You did pretty good, I'm so proud of you. So you saw it. Yeah, I did what I say

I don't remember do I get videos every day fuck it. I remember about take talk. All right You watch tick tock did He's trying to connect you do tick tock. I know you do tick tock You do like the ads with tick tock like hey get this tick tock shop now 30% off on sale now you ever get those ads yeah would you get the jacket tik tok store you ever do you promote on tik tok keep it going you're getting you're breaking it the birth of your star right here dude you do i feel like you could do an npc tik tok you ever seen npc yeah he knows what NPC is. Go ahead. What?

Go ahead. Hey, thanks for the rose. Thanks for the rose. Thanks for the galaxy. Alright. Alright. NPC. Matan, do you believe in a god? Yeah, we already did that on the other podcast. Okay. Smart kid. Do you know what skibiddy riz?

I've heard the term before. I don't't really under I don't know it too well You know you don't use the Gen Z slang not particularly no Okay, I think I think I think I'm approaching this podcast wrong all right And I think the best way to do this is just to um I Got a cut his mic What can you're confrontational? I like him? he's a cool guy, but okay, okay? What I nothing I mean man. We're chilling chill okay? so um

What's your favorite memory from childhood? Huh You just said something you whispered something. What was that? What's your favorite memory from childhood? Oh when I was um it was me my my buddies we we beat Oryx Oryx Oryx Kingsfall okay game it's a game you don't get the reference or no no it's from destiny oh. I'm referencing your stuff. Well, he's old, so. Oh, no, stop.

What he's doing is, no matter what I ask him, it's going to refer back to the information that he knows about me, right? And this angle of asking him questions is the wrong approach. I'm going to figure it out. Do you have any crushes, Matan? No, he doesn't. First crush crush first crush when you're in high school If you don't answer it you might be gay that's that's not you're gay dude, let's move on go listen

I'm I'm religious. You're not is it smoother on your podcast? I Probably cuz I'm the one like in control. I I think that's the problem you sit here Okay, you take control I know but try it again. This might work. Yeah. Yeah, I think this is gonna work Welcome to welcome to the Motton show everybody clap your hands Here's a drink. Mr. Motton. Thanks for having us on. My name is Leroy Thanks for having us on. My name is Leroy. Am I doing this as like a random guy doing my thing?

No, I'm just a friend of yours from high school, man. I'm Leroy Timbs. I don't think I have Leroy Timbs on my podcast. That's my name. Come on, let's move on. I don't like hypotheticals. I know you don't. Alright, so welcome to the Matan Podcast, everybody! Again? Yeah. Okay, so what am I supposed to do?

Are you talking to the mic i i pointed it right at me yeah go ahead go ahead Leroy yes how was he like in high school oh man Matton was cool dude you know we thought he was a vampire man but then like a daywalker because he was in school and stuff like that yeah gave vampire well I have to say yeah I have to say dude, that he tried to bite my penis once. Leroy, was he the cool guy? Was he like? Well if cool, well he had no friends except for me.

Did he get any girls? Oh no, no, no, because he kept hanging out with the boys. Oh. Just podcast, just calling me me gay what's going on? What are we yeah, but anyway, he's a good guy though. What's your name? Leroy Tim's what you think about black people? Oh, I think I mean I really I Mean, I love all people but I don't really have a feeling about but if you five bucks if you say the n-word ten bucks But I don't really have a feeling about black people. I'll give you five bucks if you say the n-word Ten bucks

Hey, Jaime, what's up? Twenty bucks I swear I'll give you ten bucks Ten bucks I'll say it I swear to God I'll give you ten bucks right now I'll say it right now Jaime please don't say it I have more money

No, I'm going to ze'm gonna sell it to you. Dude, your career will be over so, 50 grand. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, I'm gonna ask you something. Okay, go ahead, please. Do you have, do you have access to the mic? Yeah.

Cut it out. Just press the button. Don't cut me out. No, you're a cool guy, man. We're on the same page here. Okay, what's your, Go ahead. What's your take on women's rights?

No good. That's my take on women's rights? No good. That's my answer. That's his answer. That's his answer, dude. That tells me so much about you. How are you alive? How did you go from zero to now? I know, but I don't know how. I'm a simple man. I

Guess you just see like, you know when he was 22 a gigantic truck almost runs him over right? He just barely makes it. I mean fucking he's making bacon. It's on fire He barely you know, I mean like I would love to see little you know, I know I get it I don't have sex until I was 23. So that's Pretty much says a lot about are you a comedian? No. Yeah, he does stand up. Oh you do stand up No, does it go well usually or no? No I'm a truck driver

That's it. That's not funny. I Agree with you that wasn't funny But you're more his style comedy. So you need to be the one. You should tell him upfront and then he'll get better. I'm kidding you're a cool guy man. You want to hear a joke? Yeah. This is a fun segment. What makes Matan laugh?

This is going to be fun. Get a joke ready okay? Get a joke ready. You got to know a joke. Go ahead. I've been here for a month and I live with a friend in Glendale. It's a good neighborhood. A lot of bad drivers. So far I haven't met anybody named Glenn Ordale. Crunch line.

Absolute connect. Okay. See, you need to criticize that. I know, I know. I need to let it go. Like as if I never heard it. You're gonna let it go? as if I never heard it you know any jokes your mom knows jokes like do you have any good jokes from the Philippines what is one of your mom's favorite jokes from the Philippines my mom's favorite joke is showing her vagina with full bush and then laughing at us. That's not really a joke. I mean, that's a rude behavior, but... Oh, am I...

Her mom is your girlfriend? Oh, I see what you think. No, my ex-girlfriend is her... That's her niece. Okay, and that's a co-host? So, Kalyla's sister daughter. Oh, I understand. You understand that?

And you're not in a relationship with her anymore? Nope. No, no. Yeah, go ahead. Let's go down this road. No, I don't want to be rude or nothing. No, no, go ahead. Let's go down this road. No, I don't want to be rude or nothing. No, no, no. Go ahead.

Let's go down this road. I have nothing to say. Okay. I mean, you've been rude the whole time, so. Listen. I'm not being rude at all. And I'll tell you something. Yeah.

You don't want to don't fuck with me because I. No, I'll fuck with you. I can put my IP address wherever I want. Okay. What does that mean? I don't know what you're more specific with that threat. I'm gonna put the IP address right here. I'm gonna go on Reddit and I'm gonna go crazy. I'm trying to ruin my career. Not yours.

Whose? The homeless cats. What? She had a question sir you didn't get it It doesn't I literally don't know what is going on. It doesn't matter. It's getting cut out. It's not gonna get cut out We'll leave that one in it. We'll leave that one in it. Oh you leave it in? Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Okay, Matan Are you an incel? No, I would like to believe not. You hit it right on the button and Go around it. Around so not say yes obviously oh yeah not direct about it yeah okay what's your accent from um I don't know I don't know yeah I don't know how you do that dude what does it that's how that's a stick that's what he's been doing this whole show. This thing?

I'm just getting the hair out of my face. Use a bobby pin. It's, you know, it's sort of like how Bobby Altaf kinda does it too. It's sort of anti-podcasting. No, no, I'm not like that. Yeah, yeah, you're like anti-podcasting. No, I'm not.

Yeah. That's not cool. You're not answering questions. I'm trying, okay. You're not playing along. You know what I mean? You're not answering questions. You're not playing along. You're being very stubborn. Should I take this as an insult or no? No, that's who you are.

You know that's not a nice thing to say about someone. But that's what is happening. I've done this podcast, how many episodes? 473 of these. I've had huge people on here. I've never had this kind of problem. Huge? No, not physically huge. I've had a couple of. Eric Griffin anyway. You used to play Destiny with them.

Yes, I did. My point being is that most people at least play along. I'm trying. No, you're not because I ask you questions about, give me a story, like a tender moment from your childhood and you do some bullshit fucking. You know, but listen. Yeah, no, no, you listen. You listen, no, you be careful.

You be fucking careful. Watch it. Do you fucking watch it, bud? Watch it. All right, what I'm saying is that, you know, you're not, you know, I've tried to help you. Like in the podcast? In the world, I really have. I've said, you don. Like in the podcast? In the world, I really have.

You don't think I'm the one that told Whitney about you? No. Yeah, I am. I sent her four emails. Doesn't matter, I'm the one that opened her eyes to it. Okay, thanks. No, stop what I'm saying, okay? You don't think I begged Andrew to get you on the podcast?

I did, and it helped you. And then when I saw you guys at the Comedy Store, I was like very helpful, like this is what you need to do, this and that, right? And you come here and it's very difficult. I'm being as easy as possible. No you're not, no, no, no. Tell me a story about your childhood,

a fucking fond memory that's real. Okay, I'll ask you another question. No, no, I'm going to ask you that question. You're going to answer that question right now. What, give me a story about childhood that you fond memory okay well I remember when I was like 14 yeah I started a YouTube channel yeah I kept posting a video of a Megalodon shark yeah and I almost got a

hundred thousand subscribers Wow and that's your fond memory that was pretty cool no it's pretty cool how, let me be a little bit, can I maybe be a little bit more specific? Yeah. And you'll answer it properly? Possibly. No. Are you gonna answer it properly or not?

I know the answer, but if I say it, then you wanna, just go ahead. Okay. Give me a kind and tender moment from your childhood involving your parents? Um, when I was born maybe that's a good one. But you don't remember that. Oh, I have to remember it.

It has to be in my conscience. Because obviously that happened that you were born. A good family dinner? Yeah, a good family dinner. No, no, Jaime. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What dinner was it?

So give me a moment between you and your parents and be real. Or with your brother. Or your brother. Nothing comes to mind. I just gave you one. Yeah, yeah. Well, I agree. That's a good one.

Family dinner. See, now you got me in trouble. I know you're in trouble. I was going, good job. I thought you were in trouble. I was going, good job. So, hey. So let me ask you another question, if you're going to answer that one.

In 15 years, where do you find yourself? Hopefully in a better, I don't know, better position. Can you be more specific please? It's like a pretty broad sting. Yeah. Better position is very broad. Be more specific. Which part of it? What do you want the specifics on? Okay, just give me five things that you see yourself doing 15 years from now. Crypto. Would you shut the f*** up?

No. That was my answer to be fair. Jaime? I know this kid. Good job. I know but don't answer for him. That was true. Let him answer.

Okay. I don't know actually. Five things that you see yourself. See if I give you an answer it's not going to be genuine because I'm going to have to think of it right now. Let me give you a scenario then. Hypothetical? Yeah.

I'll play along. I hope so, okay? You're walking down the street. Can you see, I'm Ventura Boulevard. Okay. Can you envision that? Be sure. Okay, and you hear a baby crying.

Yeah. Oh, you just hear a baby crying. Okay. Oh, you just got sad. That's nice. No, like a little... I guess a little annoyance, but go ahead. Alright. And you find out that there's a baby in the trash can, and somebody just put a baby in the trash can. What would you do? You want like a real answer? Yeah, a real answer.

I don't know. I'd probably call the police. Okay. What would you do? Keep it moving.? Keep it moving? You keep it moving? I don't know, I'd feel bad for the next passerby. So you would do something because you feel bad for the next guy that would have to deal with it? No, I wouldn't, but I'd feel bad for him.

Okay, a Korean baby. I don't know much about it, so I'd call the police. Oh, you'd call the police. Mexican? I don't know much about so I called the police. Oh, you call the police Mexican. I Don't know I guess it's too different I feel like you probably wouldn't want me to call the police side you try to help him a little bit Oh, you would talk to him like hey little amigo No, what you doing nobody talks like that Excuse me, all right, huh? Nobody talks like that. No all right huh nobody talks like that no

one no I've never said amigo to anybody are you Mexican I'm Mexican dude sorry about that I know are you white anyway so you would that's good. Let me... No, not yet. We keep going. Do you have pets? Animals? Of course not. No, I do. I have one of those lizards. Which lizard? I'm not sure what breed he is, but I had him for a couple of years now. And you feed it?

No, he's an outside lizard. Oh, so he lives outside? No, he'll come in the house. Oh, he will. But he's from outside.. Oh, so he lives outside. No, he'll come in the house Oh, you will but he's from out. It's like a is it a big one No, like this big. Oh And what do you feed it? I that's his thing. He figures it all you figures it out Yeah, so when he comes to the house, you don't feed it. I have a dead snake Okay, where's that?

in a tank Oh, I thought you were referring to your penis. No, no. Just like a snake. He's an incel, so I don't know. Hey, fuck you. Hey, fuck you, dude. You're Asian. Okay, good.

Very good. Very good slam. Very good slam. You have any questions for me? Not sure. I could come up with some. I love you so much. I really do. See I don't know. I'm so proud of you.

Is that like a gay thing or not? That's not a gay thing. As a human I just I love you. Okay. I think you're a good kid. Thanks. I think you're so interesting. I really do.

I think you have a bright future you know. I just yeah okay but I would hope that like, if you got like even big, like right now you're getting good guests. But eventually you're going to get, you know, a guest that's going to be really offended by what you say. It's happened before. Like who? That was all of the first episodes I did. The first 10, I didn't, the first 10, I didn't release the first 10 before. Like I had 10 backed up. Yeah. And those those people didn't take half of them got very angry

yeah I've seen you say things to girls that were like crazy I don't think so okay like if I was a girl and I had an only fans would you I haven't been rude to her you haven't no you haven't yeah. I haven't been rude to her. You haven't? No, you haven't. No, you haven't been. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's been nice. Well, I mean, because if he went in down you, I'd fucking kill him. I've been cordial.

You've been cordial, I know. Why'd you go like this? Because that's what you did. No, I didn't. I don't go like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never done that. Yeah, you've done it.

Yeah. Hey, buddy. Yeah, that one. Yeah. That's you, dude. You shouldn't go. You shouldn't do the... Never mind. Go ahead. It's okay. No, it's not okay. Oh, I thought you had long hair. No. Okay. Okay. Go ahead. What are you gonna do this month? Are you podcast lined up?

Yeah, I have, who do I have? Like who am I filming with or who am I releasing? I don't know. Yeah, who are your next guests in the next couple of episodes that we could look forward to watching? Couple of comedians... Give me a name.

Uh... no. Yeah, give me a fucking name. Okay, let me think how to... He's a very funny guy. Here, you have to guess who it is, okay? Oh, okay, okay. Very funny. I need more specifics. I know a lot of funny guys.

The way the game has to go is I give you one, then you guess it, and I'll. I need more specifics. I know a lot of funny guys. The way the game has to go is I give you one, then you guess it and I'll keep giving you more details. Tim Dillon. No, he's very strong. Brendan Schaub. Oh yeah, you got it after two. You're getting Brendan?

No. Oh. You're not getting him. Now who else are you getting? I think on Saturday I'm doing Rick Glassman. Oh my god. I can't imagine what that's going to happen. I almost have to be there for it.

I have to be there. A portal will open. Something will happen. Why? Because I just, I don't know, your both energies are just. I don't know too much about him yet I haven't started he's a great guy, and he's very funny. I heard he's Jewish Whatever I mean has nothing to do with anything. Yeah. Yes, he does a little

What do you mean? He knows he knows what I know him do you I don't think well? I think I know he knows Huh? Like I he knows that I know what he knows. Okay, what do you know? About Jewish. Yeah, tell me about the Jewish. I'm not gonna say it, he's gonna say it. Yeah, go ahead.

He hates them. He hates Jews? You hate Jews, I didn't say that. What do you think about Jews? Jaime, why do you hate the Jews? I don't hate the Jews. Okay. You hate Jewish people?

I like Jewish people. I love them. That's not true. I love them. You could... And I love Palestine, I love everybody. I like Palestinian people. I love all of them. Not Jewish. Okay. See? I don't. I love them. And I love Palestine. I love everybody. I like Palestinian people. I love all of them. Not Jewish.

Okay. See? I don't... I mean... We're on the same page, I mean that guy. Are you on the same page as him? No, no. I just know he hates Jewish. But you... I don't hate him. I love Jewish. I love Stef Rogan, right? Stef Rogan?

Yes. You should have him on there. I just get the impression that we're on the same page. Hey, before you leave, I want a good compliment from you to me. Or... Or there's going to be consequences. I get it. Okay, let's do it later. No, we'll do it now. No, later.

No, now. It's okay. I'm not doing that. Now. Give him a compliment, man. You are on a big podcast. Yes, I am. There you go go that's a nice that's a pretty good compliment something about my I don't know my personality yes look

oh my just lie no I'm honest move on I'm an honest guy just his eyes. That's not helping but I'm thinking. Okay, okay. Let's move on. No, no, no. Let's move on. Next question. Chiseled cheeks. Just say chiseled cheeks. Chiseled cheeks. You have a face. I do have a face just like you. Is that a nice compliment? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll take that. Congratulations Jaime, you have a face. And I've always known that about you. See, he even noticed that. Give him a compliment. I'll do it. I think that you're a kind person.

I think that you are very cute and marketable. You are very cute and marketable. I think that you have a type of humor that is difficult to find. It's like in between an innocent, like Chansey Gardner. And then a real comedian, you know what I mean? And I just think that you're just a joy to be around. Go ahead, Jules. I think you're very funny. You make the room like very, like comfortable. You make everyone feel comfortable.

And you're just very nice. Did you hear that? I said, but I don't know you, so I don't know if you're nice, you know what I mean?'re just very nice. Did you hear that? I said I don't know you so I don't know if you're nice you know what I mean I just met you but you're we're on the same page about you. That's cool I think I'm a smart guy and I think that if you have the same opinions as me then you're a smart guy. Here you go. He doesn't. You don't have the same opinions as him. Yeah we do we're on the same page. No man. See, you're denying my compliment.

How can I even try it? Do you know what fiber is? Fiber? Not the thing in food? Is it food, internet? What do you know? Okay, anyway, what a great podcast. Not too much.

We're gonna end there. That's it? Well, no, I mean, do you have anything to plug? Yeah, that is my Instagram Okay, you had mark normand on yep, that's insane And then who else you have? Darnell Lucas love him Darnell rampage Sam Hyde, yeah

And then this is from before that's Jesse Lee right there. How many crews so incredible. Anyway go plug so you plug his you have a podcast. What's it called? Yeah, there it is online. Okay. Okay. There it is online. Just go find it. And the Matan show.

And do you guys have any final questions from Matan? No, you guys. What's the worst thing to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson? Huh? I don't know who Willie Nelson is. What's the worst thing? I'm not Willie Nelson. I thought I'd crack him.

I thought I'd crack him, but... Did you come up with that yourself? Oh no, it's a street joke. Yeah, he definitely did. It's a street joke. It's not really a street joke. It's a street joke. Go ahead, Gilbert, try to give him a joke. It's a great street joke.

Yeah, yeah. Uh... Blacks. What about them? I'll give you ten bucks if you say it. Offer applies to anybody in the room. Whoa. We'll talk after.

What? I need a video of it. What kind of response was that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That't yeah. Yeah shake hands. Well anyway, um, what a wild ride Wait, I have one more. Oh, please. No, no, it's good. It's good Go ahead What do you call a Mexican from Mexico? Oh fuck Keep going. No, keep going with the premise. What do you call a Mexican from Mexico? No, you gotta keep it. Say it again. What do you call a Mexican quarterback? Mexican quarterback. El Paso.

Yo. Get it? I got it. That's cool. I like it. Thank you. A black homeless man gave me that Got it. That's cool. I like it. Thank you. A black homeless man gave me that in Austin. Did you kick him? I didn't kick him. Why not? Because he was homeless? Yeah, that's the point.

I'm not gonna kick a homeless black dude. He just got stabbed. I didn't stab him. He got stabbed. It's Austin. You should go to Austin, man. We welcome you to Austin, okay? Oh, I'm going next month actually, yeah. For what? I'm going on Joe Rogan.

Oh, shit. Are you really? No. We're starting a... We're watching the UFC, the next month one. Very nice. Congratulations. How do we end this i'm going to say okay give him a ton of round of applause give him a ton of round of applause everybody

and you still was a club I can't help but feel the heat I'm so happy that I'm here Thank you so much I'm so happy that I'm here I can't help but feel the heat I'm so happy that I'm here Mike, how was, how did you feel after post-dropouts? I don't know. I mean, walk me before you did dropouts. Like I know George met up with you. How were you feeling weeks before?

Oh, I was so scared. Like I, like a lot of anxiety. Really? Yeah, cause I don't know them. It's like my first time going to like a podcast where I don't know anyone. Where it's bad friends trash or Tiger Belly yeah I don't know those people so I was just scared and they're like the cool guys cuz they're like the young like hit podcast I was so scared did you know who they were before or

Zack before yeah they're like so famous on TikTok. So I was so scared. Did you like it? I liked it. They were really nice. Yeah. Yeah. It was, I saw when I, when I got there and uh, I was like, oh, I was like, expecting you to be quiet, but like I got in there cause I came like a little bit

later, I felt you were already vibing with them. No, but when we walked in with George, it was awkward. Like it was quiet. And then quiet and then you have hair on It's just like a string of hair and then And then I don't know it was just I don't know I made it awkward because I was just also so shy But I think they they helped like zack was trying to make it seem like it's comfortable and everything Yeah, the other guy was funny too. Jared?

The southern guy. Skyler? Skyler. He was funny too, yeah. Alright, so are we going to do more of that or what? Hey, you have another Celsius? I don't know. You want a sip?

No. Maybe. Yeah, there's coffee in the fridge. oh you don't drink coffee. you don't like it? no. we were at a funeral when I was like 9 and they gave me a cup of coffee and I didn't like it so I just stopped drinking it because of the funeral. have you tried matcha? no like coffee after like never? I don't need it. You don't need it. I need it. I'm always dead. You don't need it. Hey do you have another Celsius? What's in coffee in Celsius? There's coffee in Celsius? There's caffeine. Okay but coffee is like coffee so black coffee has caffeine. But in coffee you can have like milk creamer does then what's the point of coffee anyways are you speed wagon check them out are you speed are you speed wagon and I'm gonna keep on loving you that one I like that

one I'm like it's time for me to fly Yeah, what's another one What happened okay Tito Bobby left the door on the Terrace open and he's not there so I don't but the cats are still inside the house, but it's just scary Did you know I haven't seen him I kept's just scary Did you go in his room no Why why did you say it like that? I don't know just in case there's a girl or like who hey Did you you're a fan of One Direction?

Yeah, I'm so sad. I know I cried. I thought that was a fake it for I was kind of me Yeah, I'll cry a little bit. You you were a fan. I wasn't a fan. It's just I Don't know just touching You know good album songs the song or the songs were good, you know, you're sad about the death Oh, yeah, I'm sad about the death. That was crazy how you structure that sentence Yeah, it was just sad that the songs were so good Jules like taking I don't know how to

Did you cry? Yeah, I was crying the whole night when it got announced. He's young and then 31 And then Shawn Mendes Mentioned him on his tour this past. Oh, I cried at that too Cuz the announcement or? He was like it was during his concert, Shawn Mendes, and he's like I dedicate this song now to Liam because it was by his friend too but uh taking on the run taking on the run it's a song from REO Speedway. What is what's some other news give us I like this give us some news updates what's going on? Oh, so What happened?

What happened? What's your deal? Nothing. I've just been I was texting her Yeah, and she told me that she hates women's rights Like what's your deal on that? What do you mean? You don't even have my number On messages instagram. Oh instagram. Yeah, I have receipts Wait, so you're saying you text is this real? No I was so confused by that What happened did you just fall off a coconut tree?

My mom used to tell me that What are some of your mom's jokes my mom's jokes What's wrong with these kids nowadays? Did they just fall off a coconut tree? Okay, nice. That's it Mom's jokes. My mom's jokes? What's wrong with these kids nowadays? Did they just fall off a coconut tree? Okay, nice. That's it. She did that joke too?

No. She did it pre-Kamala. Jules, what are some jokes your mom used to say? Or your dad? Your joke? I just remember like she would like joke like just showing her pussy Hey, that was a joke classic pussy flash from mom. Yeah my mom she used to

That's it. She would just show you her pussy Yeah, like like all bush and he would she would just laugh that sounds kind of that sounds pretty Filipino actually Yeah, I feel like the women do have kind of like a guy humor That sounds pretty Filipino actually. I feel like the women do have kind of like a guy humor situation. My mom, she would tell us whenever she got mad, she would tell us like, laugh now because you're not going to be doing this when I'm dead. Oh, what are you going to do when I'm dead? Who's going to cook for you? That's kind of her joke in a way.

Sounds like immigrant. Did she ever beat you? Yes. Did your mama beat you? Like with stick and everything? No, we didn't get sticks. Sounds like immigrant. Did she ever beat you? Yes. Did your mama beat you? Like with stick and everything? No, we didn't get sticks, we got belts. And when we got math, when we ever had a math test, my dad was like, pop us in our head. If you failed?

If we got, yeah, for every wrong answer. So it was like 10 questions, you know, I got like maybe six wrong. So six pop in my head, you know. You know, I got like maybe six wrong Six pop in my hands, you know You know another joke my mom used to do Should say I'll be like leaving the house. She said, okay go with Christ and I'll be like, come on Jesus. I

Think that's your joke. Yes. That's your job. That's not her. I guess she gave you the Like the alley-oop. Oh, yeah You know Spanish. Oh Yeah, we talked about this right? Yeah, I just know like numbers um Pretty boy. Do you say la mesa la mesa? You know what? Didn't know

Then the door work. Ohenedor. My Spanish sucks. So you're correcting... You don't speak Spanish? You're correcting... I do speak Spanish, but it's not the best. Ah... See... You know what pinche is?

No... Pendejo, pinche pendejo. Pinche pendejo. I know pin-de-jo. What is it? Don't know. Stupid. So pinche is like...

Like pinche, like bitch. Oh, bitch. Can you say pinche? Pinche. Pin see pinches pinches pinches pinajo on the count of three I want you to say shoes in Spanish and I want you to say shoes into God look one two three There we go. Wow. Wow, so familiar and similar Spanish accent on that dog my I'll tell you something other.