TigerBelly - Mia Malkova & The Gay Funeral

Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey y'all, I'm gonna be at the Oxnard Improv the 23rd and the 24th of May, which is this Friday and this Saturday There's only a few tickets left But come check it out. Okay And i'll see you on the back side of our life Hi! Oh, Justin Time, hi! Hi! How are you? I'm Peter. I'm Mia. Nice to meet you. Hi Mia. Hi Mia.

Starting point is 00:00:29 Nice to meet you. Hi Mia. Hi, how are you? I'm Peter. I'm Mia. Nice to meet you. Hi Mia. Hi Mia.

Starting point is 00:00:37 Nice to meet you. Hi Mia. Hi Mia. Hi Mia. Hi Mia. Hi Mia. Hi Mia. Hi Mia. Hi Mia. Hi Mia. in time. Hi! How are you? I'm Peter. I'm Mia. Nice to meet you. Hi Mia.

Starting point is 00:00:49 Nice to meet you. Hi Mia. Good to see you again. Good to see you. You sit right over here. You got a water. Are you ready for me? We're just singing a song. We're singing. Do you want to say? About Mexicans. I can sing a little bit. Oh! Yes! Let her strut. Let me sing you Disney Princess. Okay, brag. Let's go, Ariel. All right, Mia. I've never masturbated to her, by the way. Clap for that. Me neither. Why would you clap?

Starting point is 00:01:10 Oh, yeah. That's how she makes money. Yeah, yeah. Well, you're not in my preferred gender, so I, yeah, but I do support other OnlyFans men. No, that's great. Yeah. Do you know Scott Riley?

Starting point is 00:01:24 No, I don't. Mia McColver. Mia McColver. Mia McColver. No, I don't. All right. So are you caught up on Love on the Spectrum? Yes.

Starting point is 00:01:34 Are you caught up? I love it. Are you caught up? Yes. Are you caught up on it? Yeah. Because you're asking all of us, but just ask. Sorry. Go ahead, Bobby.

Starting point is 00:01:45 That was the first time I ever wanted to punch in the face. Nobody asked him, right? So sorry, Bobby. That's nice. I'm going to yell out my favorite guy. They're all great. But I think this season, Connor. Every season, Connor.

Starting point is 00:02:00 Connor's the best. Right. Yeah, Connor and Tanner are the best. Tanner's the best. I love how earnest they are. I'm obsessed with Abby and David, too. Yeah, Connor and Tanner are the best. Tanner's the best. Tanner's the best. I'm obsessed with Abby and David too. I'm obsessed with them. Well, they are like the golden couple.

Starting point is 00:02:09 I love David. Yeah. If they ever break up, I'm never gonna, I'm gonna divorce them. You know I hung out with Abby. Shut up. Yeah, and her mom. Where?

Starting point is 00:02:17 And her mom. Are you serious? At LAX, Andrew Santino was there. You didn't hang out with her. You, no, I didn't. No, fuck you, dude. You ran into her. You're not friends with Abby and her mom. You ran into them.

Starting point is 00:02:29 You were trying to clout chase with Abby from Love on the Spectrum. That's crazy. That's a wild clout chase. That's crazy. You name-japped Abby from Love on the Spectrum. You know what? That's pretty cool. No, it's cool, what, that's pretty cool. No, it's cool, but like that's crazy. That's crazy.

Starting point is 00:02:48 I believe you. Thank you, thank you. Yeah, wait, what was that? I don't know what you're doing. So awkward. So awkward. Sorry, sorry. So anyway, that's crazy.

Starting point is 00:02:57 I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out. Dude, you're making me so mad right now. I can't even control my anger right now. I'm trying to calm down dude, because I'm supposed to be the host. Okay. I got a cameo from David.

Starting point is 00:03:11 What did he say? He said, you're sweeter than all my favorite desserts. But can you do it in the voice? No. I'm like no. No. Stop it. All right.

Starting point is 00:03:22 That's so bad. Let's go back to the airport. Okay. Me and Andrew are back to the airport. Okay. Me and Andrew are walking through the airport, right? And we see Abby and her mom sitting there. They're on our flight, I think. And Andrew goes, go say something. Oh my God.

Starting point is 00:03:37 So I go, okay. So I walk and I go, hey, I'm a huge fan. I love the show. And her mom goes, oh, I've seen you on, you know what I mean? Clips and stuff, right? Oh no, the Tiger Belly clips that I sent you? Not the Bad goes, oh I've seen you on you know, I mean clips and stuff, right? Oh, no, the the tiger belly clips that I sent you not the bad friends clips that I sent you. No. Oh, okay No, just clips and chat

Starting point is 00:03:53 You know, there's he they have of him and Andrew as like the couple from Love on the spectrum, which they like AI face them look You see, you never see this? That's so cute. No. Mia. You look gorgeous. Does he look so cute? Yeah, you look adorable. Ronin. I love Ronin. He's so sweet. So anyway, um. He's on tanners, right? No, this is Ronin. It looks so good though. Doesn't it? Yeah. It's really good. It's so that looks like him Oh my god, look at his body. That looks just like him. Yeah, does that look like me? That's you What do you mean? Does that look like you? I mean the body itself

Starting point is 00:04:38 I feel like they didn't even oh my god turn it off. It kind of looks like you really turn it off Oh my god! Turn it off! It kinda looks like you're really... Turn it off! Alright, it's done. I don't think they even AI'd him, they just put a mustache on him. Are you afraid of AI? I'm not done with my question... Bro!

Starting point is 00:04:58 Are you afraid of AI? I'm not done with my LAX experience, dude. You gonna take a right to AI? What's cause we're watching AI? We're supposed to love the spectrum to AI. Wait, I really, really want to produce an AI gangbang and put my face on it. I'll help you produce that. We could do a whole script, just like really raunchy.

Starting point is 00:05:16 That'd be funny. Oh, I love that. That'd be great. That's a great idea. LAX? Cloudchaser? And then come back to my AI question? No, no, we're not gonna go back to my lax yeah Okay, and they come back to my AI question no no we're not gonna go back Well, I'm just asking I'm asking later Lax You're really making me mad. So I'm at LAX.

Starting point is 00:05:45 We talk. She recommends, right? And then Andrew, I call Andrew over. And we do like a four way, for like 20 minutes, talked about all kinds of experiences where they went. I think they had just gotten back from Africa. So we're just like, what was that like? And it was a really nice, you know what I mean,

Starting point is 00:06:01 outing with these people that I'm a fan of. Was David there? No, it's just Abby. They went to Africa again? And she went without David? This happened years ago. She had never been to Africa before she met him. Oh no.

Starting point is 00:06:15 He took her to Africa to see the lions. They weren't coming straight from that trip. This had been months after they got back. I'm finding holes in his story it's not a real story do you even see Abby nice one Mia nice one okay I gotta call Andrew no where's your photo of it I'm sure you took a photo we didn't take a photo you didn't take a photo. Selfies and like it unlikely story. Oh, no.

Starting point is 00:06:46 If he picks up, he's going to pick up. I won't even give it away. Just listen, he's golfing with Justin Timberlake. Me too. Yeah, of course, I pick up. OK, wow, I'll call you right back. He's here.. I pick up for, okay. Wow. I'll call you right back. He'll pick up.

Starting point is 00:07:07 He'll call me. I'll put this phone here. Anyway, so Connor, I love Tanner too. I love Tanner. Yeah. You know what I realized though? That you have to have a good family. For what?

Starting point is 00:07:24 To have love? To be, no, I think with people who are... On the spectrum. I mean, it's a spectrum, but people who are higher needs, I think that they need a lot of support from their family. It's the love, no, I think I said that wrong. What I was saying is that I just, I love the fact,

Starting point is 00:07:43 go like this. You have a little tear drop in your other eye. You know when poodles get tear stains? Yeah. Go to poodle. Dude, you wanna die tonight? Dude, you're on the verge of death, dude. Oh my God.

Starting point is 00:07:59 Okay, anyway, what I'm trying to say is that what makes my heart melt is just this love of family and the way they care and the you know I mean and how just like healthy these guys people are you know I mean they're just Sorry I want you to I'm about to say something don't get mad It should be a pug

Starting point is 00:08:25 She called be a pug. Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah! She calls you a pug. She's like, no, poodles are too elegant. That's too pretty. Seriously, that's a good one. I'm gonna die too.

Starting point is 00:08:43 Damn, Mia. Wow. Do you wanna die tonight? Is it when you want to die? I don't know what's going on. This has never happened before on the show. This has never happened on the show before. Why are you laughing, dude? It's fucked up. I've never been roasted this hard on the show.

Starting point is 00:09:06 I mean the variety of things. You saying that I look like, you know what I mean? It wasn't CJ, it could have been me or whatever. To the pug thing, to just all these other things. You know what I mean? I've had enough, okay? Sorry, I'm sorry. You just dictating what topic we're gonna go to.

Starting point is 00:09:21 Who do you think about? He's the worst. You're the worst, yeah. Are you scared of AR? Are you think about AR? You're the worst. Are you scared of AR? We are, but let's move on. So what a great show. Can I ask you something?

Starting point is 00:09:34 Sorry, sorry. I won't ask you, I'll just say something. Is it gonna hurt my feelings? No, no, no. This is about my family. You said family, like you have to have a good family. I don't think I could have been autistic oh you know what I mean there's no way no way I see what you're saying that would have the shit out of I know until I start you know what I would I believe in, yeah. Feral. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, yeah, they couldn't communicate with it could yeah, we were I was physically abused by bees just being an average

Starting point is 00:10:28 Yeah, Joe, you know me I imagine and they just thought you were autistic I'm sorry. Okay. Can we take that out? No, no, no, no, keep it. Keep it in. That's mean. That's mean Keep it in let the people decide that's not normally me. I think all of you are gonna reap something from this anyway yeah I think I agree with that right yeah and there probably are people that are autistic there are Korean or Chinese you know What is that? Oh, DJ. No, not DJ, not DJ. No. Sweatshop. Oh my god.

Starting point is 00:11:12 Nike's. Yeah, cause they're hyper focused. Right, right, right. They're stitching the Nike sign. I made 80. In two hours. Or whatever. What? No! What? No! No!

Starting point is 00:11:26 Chad GPT. What is this? How did you do this? How did you do this so fast? How'd you do that? You've been a whole lot. You're dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:11:36 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Aw. Aw, that would be me. That's so sad. So sad, I love that painting though. Oh my God. Bobby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, look, look, look. Can you do Peter Kimmery's They're Not Famous

Starting point is 00:11:48 Enough? No, there's no way. They're gonna be like huh? Yeah, that's crazy. Wow. So yes, AI, we'll go to AI. Ask your question, Jaime. Are you afraid of AI taking your jobs? Like, on OnlyFans and sites? I'm not. I embrace anything. And I think it's never going to have a market, of course. But I don't think it's ever going to replace real people. As far as porn stars go, it'll replace real people

Starting point is 00:12:23 and other things. I think there's two areas that won't replace. Also, I'm grandfathered in. What does that mean? It means I already have a name, so I'm not gonna be competing. Oh, like a new, you won't be a new face. Yeah, right.

Starting point is 00:12:35 Yeah, exactly. I'm sorry, I should have done my research, but are you like a big name in, like you're a, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm sorry, Mia. I'm sorry. Is this a bit podcast? Who is this? I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Is this a big podcast? Who is this?

Starting point is 00:12:48 No, I know. Is this a big podcast? This is a big podcast. Of course, it's big. But I just don't know the name of your world. Can I ask you something? Do you know all the actors? Do you know every actor? Yeah, I do. If they're going to do my podcast, they have to be big.

Starting point is 00:13:00 But my point is this. All right. Who have we had on this podcast in the recent couple three months well we had Angela White maybe last year oh your friend oh my god yes Riley Reid no I'm actors oh and movie anyone the biggest name Jordan Peele has done this podcast Jordan Peele John Apatow Oliver Hudson Oliver I mean Oliver Hudson yeah George Lopez okay yeah people so what I'm saying is that you think I'm just gonna have somebody that's is an unknown?

Starting point is 00:13:25 No, of course you're known, but I just don't know how, like what the... The top! Okay, you're the Meryl Streep. Yeah, that... Not, she's not the Meryl Streep, no, she's more of the... The Kyah Gerber. Renee Zellweger. Oh, okay, yeah.

Starting point is 00:13:36 I know, I just... No, it's, I'm so sorry. I just came up with the... A-list, A-list. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're A-list. You'd be invited to the... Zendaya.

Starting point is 00:13:44 Zendaya. Zendaya. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your A list. You'd be invited to the Oscars. Zendaya. Whatever her name is. Zendaya. Zendaya. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Zendaya. Yeah, whatever her name.

Starting point is 00:13:50 I don't know her name, but her. Spider-Man. OK, so you're like A list, young A list of the industry. Yeah. I think, yeah, one of them. Oh, amazing. See, there's quite a few, though. These are some of the AI influencers

Starting point is 00:14:04 that are now blowing up and making lots of money. 2.4 million? Wait, isn't that the porn, is that the PornHub AI? I don't think so. This lady is completely fake. Oh this is AI. So there's a couple of these men and women that just are AI generated images.

Starting point is 00:14:15 This looks fake. It looks fake. But people love it. Yeah. But I guess people watch hentai, right? So it's like cartoon, so why wouldn't you like this I guess. But the, okay, this one with the heart in the car is too normal. But people, look how many likes it has.

Starting point is 00:14:29 No, but like she's like trying to be real. That's what I mean. She's like, I'm in my car being normal. Like you're not real. You're not real. She's uncanny Valley. And I, yeah. Yes. I don't like that. She's not. What's canny Valley? Uncanny Valley.

Starting point is 00:14:40 Uncanny Valley. What is that? She looks too much like a person, but not quite there. So it makes you feel uncomfortable. It's like a confusing amount. That's what uncanny valley means? Yeah, when the thing is so good, but it's like- Something's off.

Starting point is 00:14:54 Something's off. The closer it is to looking human, then it looks weirder. So like R2D2 is cute, because he doesn't look human at all. But if you try to look human, then it's uncanny valley's like those dwarves on Snow White yeah that's exactly uncanny Valley okay they messed up with those did you watch it no why wouldn't you watch it because I got terrible reviews and I'm also I'm a Rachel Zegler hater you are

Starting point is 00:15:18 okay tell me more okay tell me more I mean not that much she's just annoying okay that's yeah she's just annoying. Oh, okay, that's. Yeah, that's the biggest thing. And honestly- Is she the new Lea Michele? I love Lea Michele. Okay, you love Lea Michele, but you didn't like,

Starting point is 00:15:33 because I feel like they're kind of the same type. Yeah, they're very high-strong. And I could separate it if it was getting great reviews. I'd go support the movie, but it's not. It's weird, it's weird. It's weird, it's weird. It's weird. Weird. Weird.

Starting point is 00:15:47 Weird. She did those memes, the Snow White, where she's locked the jaw. Oh, they're like, mm, I love those. What are they? She's just, it's just on, it's just people making fun of her on TikTok. She, I think the Huntsman may have a knife to her throat,

Starting point is 00:16:04 and she's going. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, what do you not like about her? When she did that interview with the weird, weird, that just ticked me off. Rubbed you the wrong way. It's funny guys. That's her off screen, you know.

Starting point is 00:16:23 But as an actress, stop. As an actress, do you see Y2K? She was great in that. I heard that she was the best thing about the movie. That's what I heard. Of what? Snow White. That she was the best part of it.

Starting point is 00:16:39 That's great. She's a great actress, right? I don't necessarily believe in her politics or, you know what I mean? I think some of those interviews were a little odd, you know what I mean? I don't think. That was very kind. Yeah, I don't think it helped her, you know?

Starting point is 00:16:54 But as an actress, she's good, so I mean. She has a nice voice. Great voice, I think she's a great performer. And she sings and she's. I wish we didn't know anything about anyone, honestly. Like the old days. Yeah, just don't tell me anything. Yeah. You know what I mean? And she sings and she's I was know anything about anyone honestly Yeah, just don't tell me anything. Yeah, you know what I mean? Just do your fucking work I don't want to hear about your fucking what you feel about anything or like I mean personally I just think politics should always be left out of it when you're an entertainer

Starting point is 00:17:17 That's that's my opinion because you do want you do want people to be able to separate it I think that I want to get lost Yeah, and like imagine if I was using my Twitter to say political things. Porn stars are a fantasy, and I think it's similar with actors. Yeah. So I think adult actresses have nothing to worry about

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Starting point is 00:20:58 Why? No, there's no, I would, I think I would never Jerry Seinfeld AI thing. It's terrible. I know, but it's now I Imagine three years now how good that's gonna be but comedy is a feeling and AI doesn't have the feeling to know when a joke is Funny, yeah, you know Also Peter you don't think it's gonna get better Peter Peter Well not because it's a feeling it's a feeling that you get when something's good. No, it's good. No Peter Peter

Starting point is 00:21:21 Maybe it'll be measuring the laughs. Yeah, it's gonna get but it needs the reaction That's the thing. It needs to be trained on people you what half my jokes are by accident You know, so you but do you understand what I'm saying? Well, you're like you're working on a new joke and yeah, that's funny about the joke You're mean you think isn't the funny part, right? There's something else accidentally that happens in the setup or something. You go, I think that if these little tiny accidents, right? I don't think AI is ever going to figure that out. I mean, unless they upload all of your videos and all the other comedians who are just naturally

Starting point is 00:22:00 funny, I think they'll figure it out. I don't think so. Also live, there's no't think so. I also live. There's no way. What live? There's no way. There's no way. But what if, no, I don't want to go into this territory. What was that? I'm gonna roll it back. You're lying back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Basically it needs to feel real. Like it needs to feel human. Yeah. What great summary. I'm just saying. Okay. It's what he said! Yod over here. Bravo, Michael. I love the sniper. Like, he comes in and totally hits the target.

Starting point is 00:22:31 What's the C-Saw here saying about what you were going to say? But no, it's just, yeah, AI can't take over comedy. Because, like, what are you saying? The accidents, like, the little bits, little tags? Do you think AI can replicate Jaime? I don't think so. There's no way. If you ask AI to recreate this guy,

Starting point is 00:22:50 the whole system would crumple. Yeah, the matrix would explode. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would explode. It would go into itself, you know what I mean? De-evolve or whatever, yeah, and kill itself. It'll be the Big Bang again. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:23:02 It would not be able to do it. You know what I mean? Look at this guy. What? You can't create this in AI. No, they threw it out. AI tried to create it and they're like, it's not selling. No, it's just so eccentric and odd.

Starting point is 00:23:17 Yeah, thanks. But in a good way that benefits you. I think I am the same way. Maybe that's why I don't have a marketplace in OnlyFans. Like I don't see anyone that looks like me. Do it. No, it's not selling. It's not selling, clearly.

Starting point is 00:23:35 Do it. Do you see anyone that looks like us on OnlyFans? Um... That's a no. That's a no. That's a no. For sure. I mean, look at us. Look at our faces and bodies. I'm tired of your shit right now. That's a no. That's a no. That's a no. For sure. Look at our faces and bodies.

Starting point is 00:23:48 I'm tired of your shit right now. You look down on us like we're like fucking in Mongols or something. In a hollow tree. We're human beings too. So answer his question. No. It's not really marketable I don't think.

Starting point is 00:24:04 You know what I mean? I don't think. Okay. You know what I mean? Like I have nothing to really sell. But maybe in like the five subscribers range? Come on, there's gotta be something. Yeah! I'm gonna do it for five? Oh yeah, I mean it depends on what you're doing.

Starting point is 00:24:14 I gotta have like a specialty? I think so. I can't- Oh you definitely have, you know what I mean? You have to bring something else to the table. This one does, he has doorknobs in his butthole. Only doorknobs. Something else this one does door knobs in the Only door everyone all the doormans these door knobs Yeah, yeah, oh my god yours is churros

Starting point is 00:24:39 And it comes out chocolate dip yeah, yeah And you Get his ass You I don't know come on man you got like I don't know beef jerky or Classic Korean stereotype beef jerky good old beef jerky beef jerky and ice cream you said? No, rice cakes. Oh rice cakes. There we go.

Starting point is 00:25:14 Oh that's good. Maybe take out the fucking beef jerky That's a little broad I just farted and you're gonna smell it soon Oh no That's so gross Can I ask Mia a question? Yes. Okay, why are you? Oh my god, it's so bad.

Starting point is 00:25:27 Did Andrew call you? Is it really? Did you think you were gonna get away with that? No. I need a spray. Hi, Mae, go ahead and ask your question while we get going. Okay, so I went on a date with this girl like two times already. Okay.

Starting point is 00:25:38 But she, the reason why I say about love on the spectrum is because her fetish is the show. What do you mean? And she thinks I'm on the spectrum so that's why she keeps seeing me is that a good thing or bad so you are on the spectrum right you know what you guys lied to me but did you believe it took the test yes yeah you took the test I have it you haven't taken the test. They said there's a test, but I don't know. Okay, sorry. I believed everyone. I mean, yeah, it's adjacent. Are you telling her you're on the spectrum?

Starting point is 00:26:12 No, we were on a date, and mid-date, she's like, Hey, I just want to say I've been having so much fun with you. This is the most fun I have ever had. It kind of reminds me of being on the level on the spectrum. And I was like, oh. That's what she said. How did you take that? Like, Oh, I would like to eat you later.

Starting point is 00:26:29 No, no, I was going to say that. But I'm not you out. I'm like, what the fuck? Jeffrey Dahmer, you about to eat her like beef jerky. No, I was like, Oh, I didn't want to correct her. So you have to break up with them. You said, Oh, like, cut things off. That's the most spectrum thing you can say. How did it make you feel?

Starting point is 00:26:47 Well, it's cuz you know, they Bobby teases me about being on the spectrum. So it's no difference. So oh But Bobby's not on a date with you. That's I know but People say I'm on the spectrum a lot. So a lot of people say that yeah. Have you taken tests? No Should I do a test? Maybe we should. You want to take a test? I don't want to take a test. Well, you take the test.

Starting point is 00:27:10 I want you to take the test. Okay, I'll take the test. I mean real. Like go see us, you know, what do you see? A nurse, neurology? A doctor? A doctor. A doctor.

Starting point is 00:27:18 Yeah, yeah. I think you could only do it online maybe. There's like an online test. Yeah, but how trustworthy is that? Yeah. You can't trust anybody. See a professional. Yeah. I think you could only do it online maybe there's like an online test Yeah, you can't trust see a professional. Yeah Okay, I was like, you know watching this stuff. They have like their things my thing is like that I'll make myself believe I have on the spectrum is that I only eat Watching TV like I can only eat when I watch that you're not When I watch that you're not

Starting point is 00:27:46 What you can only eat when you're watching TV I if I'm eating I have to watch a TV show I have to watch we've begun to restaurants before where there was no fucking TV and I've never been comfortable. Oh, you've been uncomfortable And I would talk to ya, but like is that spectrum or is that more like Gen Z like everyone needs a phone No, I have to like what kind of TV show I rewatch episodes like the office and like okay comfort stuff what can I tell you why I'm gonna tell you right now because I do the same thing if I may if I may you do watch stuff when we're I'm gonna show you something right now real quick and it's a Do we while playing video games? We'll play video games.

Starting point is 00:28:26 No, I'll just watch TV. I'm going to read it right now. Study finds re-watching the same TV shows or movies repeatedly is an excellent form of nervous system regulation. What does that mean? Because it's safe. It's your comfort zone. Yeah. I'll watch The West Ring every year from beginning to end.

Starting point is 00:28:50 And it makes me feel, because I know what the outcome is. I know how this is going to all work out. And so it's like, that's why I was watching The Last of Us, the second episode of the second season. And I had to pause it 15 times because I had panic. I was like, what is going to happen? I had to walk away from it. Are you watching that show? No, not yet, but I times because I had panicked. I was like, what is gonna happen? I had to walk away from, are you watching that show? No, not yet, but I will.

Starting point is 00:29:08 I know what happens though. Have you played the game? I've played the first one. Wow. But I do know what happens. Yeah. Yeah, I did too and it was still sad. Yeah, I'm kind of scared to,

Starting point is 00:29:18 cause I know that it's like gonna be pretty emotional. You're a big gamer as well? I'm a pretty big gamer. Do you do that on OnlyFans? No. Like, okay. No, like playing, no, I did Twitch for a little bit. Would you play on Twitch?

Starting point is 00:29:36 What did I play? I played a lot of The Witcher 3. I love The Witcher 3. I do too. They're making a new one. Oh, that's right, with Siri. I think it's called Witcher 3. I do too. They're making a new one. A new, oh that's right with Ciri. I think it's called Witcher 4. You're so ridiculous dude.

Starting point is 00:29:51 That's insane. That's crazy. I'm not sure. But yeah, they're coming out with a, you don't play games right? No. I played, I played Spider-Man. Which one? I got into, no I don't know, PS4.

Starting point is 00:30:04 I heard that one was pretty good. It was really good. I haven't played it. I have no patience for something I can't be good at immediately. You know what I mean? Like I need to like immediately be good at it or I'm done. I can take my time, but I don't like to play multiplayer. It's like even with the Witcher. Yeah. I struggled at the beginning with the fighting because I'll forget. I'll forget how to fight if I don't play it for a week. And it takes me a while to actually get into the game

Starting point is 00:30:30 and understand everything. I'm pretty overwhelmed at first, but I just, I played it on the easiest. I went around, I did every side quest. I really leveled. Even those armors you have to find? I got all of them. I think I got, what was it, the feline one?

Starting point is 00:30:44 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do all of that before going to the main storyline. And that way, like, then I can up him to Death March, and it's still pretty easy. Oh, wow. Do you replay it harder next time or no? I probably will, yeah. There's a game called, yeah, go ahead.

Starting point is 00:31:00 Are you gonna be playing the new Oblivion? Oh. That's an interesting question. I mean, they remastered it, but what does that mean? Did they change the mechanics or just better graphics? They changed some mechanics, but definitely better graphics. Yeah. They changed a couple of the quality of life mechanics,

Starting point is 00:31:17 but they kept like the soul of the game. Oh, wow. Yeah. Did you play Skyrim? Yeah, I'm doing a playthrough right now. It's so fun. I's so fun. It's so fun. Yeah. Um, I forgot what I was going to say. Right before you said that, you said, was it? No, no, I had to, I had an important thing to say. It was about games? It was about video games, yeah. Starry Valley? No. New Oblivion's coming out?

Starting point is 00:31:46 No, it was before that. I don't know. I forgot for complete. Or even games. Were you saying games are kind of like that resetting your nervous system? No. No? Okay, great.

Starting point is 00:31:57 That's absolutely not it. Okay, cool. Jaime, do you have any thoughts? You know what I hate about it is it was so important and I completely forgot about it. It'll come back. It won't. My brain doesn't ever come back to it. Yeah, yeah. No, it's gone.

Starting point is 00:32:08 It's streamed. OK, that, that, that. Yeah, don't have it. OK. Sorry. Does that ever guys ever happen to you? Yeah, yeah. All the time.

Starting point is 00:32:18 Deja Vu. What? What? Deja Vu? Nope. No. That's not at all. That's the opposite, actually.

Starting point is 00:32:23 Yeah, yeah. What does Deja Vu mean to you? Oh, wait. This happened before. Nope. No. That's not at all. That's the opposite actually. Yeah, yeah. What does deja vu mean to you? Oh wait, this happened before. Yeah. That's not deja vu though. Deja vu is a specific experience that you're like, have I been here before? Right? Yeah. Not just forgetting about what you were talking about. No, your thing wasn't deja vu, but his definition was. Deja vu. Okay, okay. Are you in LA still? I am, yeah. I'm not far. Are you seeing anybody?

Starting point is 00:32:49 Yeah, yeah. I've been seeing someone for three years. Love still? Yeah. Oh good. Best friends. Best friends. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:32:58 And love. Yeah, but it changes after a certain amount of time. I feel like a lot of resentment comes in. I become quite a bit of a nag you know See that I have a lot of complaints Standards no you have high standards Refuse to believe that no I see I but no what I'm saying to you as I think it's human women nature It's person nature every relationship eventually after the third year, you're like, what the fuck you're talking about? Well, I mean the sheen wears off.

Starting point is 00:33:29 All the things you're making me do, like, you know what I mean? Your feet stink or, you know what I mean? Yeah, all the things that you were like, cool with at the beginning. Right. No, Kalani was like, your foot stinks. Is the honeymoon phase over? What? Is the honeymoon phase over?

Starting point is 00:33:43 Yeah, it ends pretty quickly. What do you nag about? I want to say his name, but let's say um... Just play her boyfriend. I'll play your boyfriend, right? What are some of the things? Your name's Rodney by the way. Rodney? How you doing Mia? Mia, good morning.

Starting point is 00:34:00 I'm Rodney man. Good morning honey bunny. Good morning snickle take cakes. So you didn't take out the trash last night? Already. You know what? I'm leaving. I'm packing my bags.

Starting point is 00:34:14 I'm leaving. Fuck off Mia. Yeah, yeah, no. Oh yeah, last night? Well I was playing with, dude, you know Mia, I had that war zone. My crew were playing war zone last night. Warhammer? Warhammer, Yeah, and that as well You know what? Also Mia I play a variety of games. You know, I need you to grow up. I'm 32

Starting point is 00:34:36 So like, you know, I know Bobby Lee plays video games you 53 You know, he's really in the Stardew Valley and stuff he's fine I'm still Rodney What else what else for the day were you silent because you need a shower you need to do your What else Mia, for the day? Were you silent because- You need to shower, you need to do your laundry. Well Mia, I showered three days ago after Coachella. You need to stop leaving cups everywhere, your clothes on the floor.

Starting point is 00:35:12 I'm an environmentalist, you know, I reuse things. Okay, I hate you. All right, anyway, well I have a list of things that bothered me about you. Like what? One time you didn't flush your little Bloody tat pads bloody pad Yeah, you definitely don't

Starting point is 00:35:34 Yeah, okay, well I saw one of your trash can You should dump Rodney. Really? Anyway, so I have another, more or less, you know, I don't think you're nice to my mom. What? Yeah, I don't think you're nice to my mom, Mia. What do I do to your

Starting point is 00:36:00 mom? Like your hellos are enthusiastic. Like, there's no love in your fucking voice, you know? That's all. Oh no. Yeah, yeah. Also, I want you to get a degree. You're asking for a lot. I mean, it's the same as the trash can.

Starting point is 00:36:16 I'm too old for that. Oh, really? I mean, I know a lot of people, like, you know, got their degrees in their 50s and 60s and stuff. You know, I'm on TikTok. I read the stories all the time. Another thing too, it's like, I want your bottom teeth to be done, like your top teeth.

Starting point is 00:36:32 I don't like the differential of the colors. Well, I want you to get a neck lift. You know what, fucking, Mia, I come from a long neck family lineage. You know what I mean? We were the first people that put the rings around our necks and then the Africans stole it from us. All right?

Starting point is 00:36:55 So fuck you, Mia. I have more. You know what I mean? I want you to have web feet. It's a fetish. Forget that, that was all. Forget that, that was all comfortable. The guardian angel was quiet.

Starting point is 00:37:10 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was too much, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it. You know, I also want you to slow down on work. What's up in your face Mia, what's up? Yeah, that's one, that's a talk. That's a talk? All right, let's have that conversation. All right, you want me to slow down on work? Yeah, that's it. That's one. That's a talk. That's a talk. All right, let's have that conversation You want me to slow down and work? Yeah, what is it? You don't like the idea? I

Starting point is 00:37:31 Don't know you spend so much time away from me. Ooh Yeah, and then you come home and be like, you know, I'm tired Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, There's more than the certain smells of smell Not bad, they're not bad. They're not bad smells. This is so long Push him down the stairs. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, you want to break up you want to break up? But it's like okay okay, so trash. He leaves his cups out. He doesn't shower.

Starting point is 00:38:10 He doesn't shower. Sounds like you want him to grow up. You want him to grow up. Become a man. Well, how's his work? I mean, I don't want to expose it, but is he working a lot? Yeah. He does.

Starting point is 00:38:21 Okay. But I work a lot and I manage to do it all. Does he ever show up to your work or no? No. Oh. Not once. Is he in your line of business? No. Oh, okay.

Starting point is 00:38:35 So it seems like it's been together for three years so like everything's cool? Yeah. No, everything is good. Good, good, good. I feel like in any relationship you're going to have the pros and the cons. And I like nerds and it comes with some cons that I struggle with. I'm a little OCD. You're OCD.

Starting point is 00:38:55 Oh, and they're messy? Oh yeah. Oh, nerds are messy. Oh yeah. They're just too busy. The least they want. Yeah, they're too... ADHD hoarder.

Starting point is 00:39:04 Oh yeah, I- yeah. You know who Hikikomori? Who? Who's that? Is that a basketball player? No, no. Have you heard of Hikikomori? No, who is it? It's not a person. Oh, it's like when you like stab yourself? It's a behavior. Okay.

Starting point is 00:39:20 No, no. No, there's no killing involved. Okay. It's a Japanese shut-in. Oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen YouTube videos of this. Yeah. They like order everything in. Well, their parents enable them

Starting point is 00:39:31 and they don't leave the room. Oh. It accumulates. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and they're just like living in trash, right? Yeah, they live in trash, kinda. That's him.

Starting point is 00:39:40 I mean, really? Yeah. You guys share the same? If I leave him to his own vices, yeah. You know, I had a question. Like when girls get like the boob jobs, really? Yeah. You guys share the same? If I leave him to his own vices, yeah. You know, I had a question. When girls get the boob jobs, right, is it like, does it actually weight something on yourself? It does.

Starting point is 00:39:54 So I've had them redone three times now. And the first time I went, I was very much like, go big or go home. So they were just huge on my body. And the reason I had them reduced is because I would feel the weight as I'd be walking around. I feel like I'd always need a bra Really Maybe get more reduced. No, they're fine now. Okay. Well you need back pain, huh?

Starting point is 00:40:22 Okay, you could get one of those straps they have on Instagram to like adjust, you know that thing that you put on your back and you're like shh. I have one of those because I actually have scoliosis. Me too. Oh you can't tell? Eleven degrees. It's very little. Yeah, I see mine mainly in an x-ray.

Starting point is 00:40:37 Yeah. I have a friend that had 22. Oh my god. Sure, okay. Abraham. Abraham. Abraham. We walked around like a question mark. Hi, Okay. Abraham. Abraham.

Starting point is 00:40:45 Abraham. We walked around like a question mark. If you're walking around town with a gigantic bag of rice, would you feel a difference? Two bags of rice? Yeah. Yeah, I will. Then why'd you ask that question? Well, it's because, I don't know, because it's part of your body.

Starting point is 00:40:57 So like, you know, it's just natural. You think it just absorbs the weight? Yeah. Because if you have like natural cleavage, you know, like I think it's just normal weight. But when you get your boobs done. I think your theory is right, I think. Like Dolly Parton, did Dolly Parton get hers done? Yes. No, I think those are natural. No. No, those are not natural. They're natural. Oh wait, no, I think they're natural. They're natural for sure. Because she wait. No, I think they're natural. They're natural, for sure.

Starting point is 00:41:25 Because she had a good- That's natural. Stop it right now. That looks like an implant. It looks like an implant to me. That looks like two giant balls. No, that looks like an implant. No, she's proudly-

Starting point is 00:41:37 She had it since the late 60s. You think they had fucking that in that- They did. Yeah, of course they did. What do they put in there, like fucking rust and grain? Lead. OK. That's fucking that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that Men, if you're starting to notice your hair thinning and you look in the mirror, you're not alone. Life just gets busier and busier and it can feel like there's not enough time in the day

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Starting point is 00:43:41 Rust. I don't know what else. Those look like implants to me. Those are implants. They're not implants. Did you Google it? There's no answer. It. Rustic. I don't know what else. Those look like implants to me. Those are implants. They're not implants. Did you Google it? There's no answer.

Starting point is 00:43:48 It's a mystery. She scrubbed it from the internet. Guys, I'm saying implants. That's implants. That's my bill. Andy Wilt could see that. That looks like two heads. 40 double D.

Starting point is 00:43:56 It's under the muscle too. Yeah. Okay, Google what's the most natural, you know what I mean, breast size. I mean, the biggest breast with natural. I'm saying it wrong. Mine look really natural. No, without the thing.

Starting point is 00:44:08 So we're looking for people that were born with that big of breasts. Oh yeah. Guinness Book of World Records. Yeah, Guinness Book it. You guys haven't done this search before? Surprisingly no, right? No, no, no.

Starting point is 00:44:22 You know the information? I don't know my name, but yeah, I've seen it. Or not this lady, right? MassiveTits.com Okay. This lady right here, right? You know the information? I don't know my name, but yeah, I've seen it. Or not this lady, right? This lady right here, okay? MassiveTits.com That looks painful. Do you think she has backaches? This woman's quality of life is not great.

Starting point is 00:44:40 It says 89 pounds. Each? 100 pounds of... Just both each. It goes each. Each. It's crazy. Yeah. Oh fuck.

Starting point is 00:44:49 Is this on the warm... 200 pounds you're just carrying around. I mean it goes all the way, oh they're all the way down to her head. Yeah, her belly. Yeah. Do you see scars in yours or no? They're under.

Starting point is 00:44:59 Under. And mine hang a little bit, mine actually, so you don't see the scars unless I'm like on my back. Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see. That's not that big of a deal. That lady, maybe get a reduction, no? Why?

Starting point is 00:45:12 Why do you keep telling me you get a reduction? No, her, her, her. Her! Oh! She's like, why do you keep telling me to sit? I've already accepted it. I was like, do you not like big tits? I let go, I'm just like, her!

Starting point is 00:45:21 She does need a reduction, yes. That looks absolutely miserable. I'm surprised she can walk that's exactly That's the that's the fucking asshole did you see that that the new record the new record what the fastest swimmer The sperm oh yeah the sperm content about that. They're're doing sperm races now for money, with millions of dollars. I think that's crazy, but I bet I would win. Would you beat Bobby in a sperm race? 100%.

Starting point is 00:45:50 I haven't done half the things he's done. Describe your diets right now. We'll let Mia decide. I don't even need to know your diet. What is this? Oh, show them what it is. Well, I don't want to see it, but I'm going to just tell you why I know my sperm will beat Bobby.

Starting point is 00:46:03 Can we explain what it is first? So there was an investor that gave this startup a million dollars to have college guys race their sperm under a microscope. So they would create a racetrack of fluid and then the sperm would race. Whoever won would win like a $200,000. And there's like talking shit on mics. It's like a boxing match. People are taking bets.

Starting point is 00:46:24 You know, like it's a whole thing. And there's like talking shit on mics. It's like a boxing match, man. People are taking bets, you know, like it's a whole thing. And okay, what? You think your sperm could be my sperm, your 53 year old sperm? Day, sorry. Your sperm is so old. Time is not on your side. Explain to me why yours, is that,

Starting point is 00:46:37 that's what your reasoning is? Yeah, first of all, age alone. Okay. You're beating me by a decade. Okay. Beat. I'm gonna tell you something. What? I recently looked at, observed my sperm. Under microscope, like this.

Starting point is 00:46:52 And guess what? What? They were wearing goggles. Okay. And they shaved their legs. So they're more aerodynamic. They're more aerodynamic. Hydrodynamic.

Starting point is 00:47:01 And they're wearing little suits. Yeah? I mean, so. Mine look like Michael Phelps, like long. No. They got a crazy face like. Because, no. OK, no, no.

Starting point is 00:47:11 Mine has shoulders. Long, broad, shoulders. Oh, like a dolphin. Yeah. Where are they going though? To the end, I think. To a toilet, I think. OK.

Starting point is 00:47:20 Yeah. So. It just comes out in a toilet. When it comes out, is it still alive? It's supposed to die immediately when it hits the air. That's what we're all taught in sex ed, but that's like the pull out method, which I don't think is actually a thing. I think it helps. It helps, but it's not 100% I hear. I never have to deal with it, obviously. But it's a slower one, all your sprints aren't fast.

Starting point is 00:47:47 Is that slower one, I don't know how to say this. What do you think I'm saying? Something. You're trying to say the R word? That's what I thought he was doing. You were trying to say that. Are you out of your fucking mind? You first talk about autism and now you're trying to go for it.

Starting point is 00:48:04 No, that's it. Obviously. Yeah Not I'm not talking about that. Okay, okay. I can't fucking believe it. Okay. Sorry. No, I just saw this is my bag or Anyway, let's move on. Yeah, are you from Palm Springs? What you from Palm Springs? I was born in Palm Springs, but I grew up in the Inland Empire. How do you know that? Oh, he looked it up No, I know Palm Springs girl when I see one I grew up in the Inland Empire. How do you know that? Oh. He looked it up. No. I know a Palm Springs girl when I see one. What the fuck? What does that mean?

Starting point is 00:48:29 What's a Palm Spring? I don't know that. Tell me what a Palm Spring... Name one restaurant there. San Miguel Taqueria. Damn, he's gonna go to Mexico. Damn, of course. None of us are gonna look that up.

Starting point is 00:48:39 It's un-Google-able too. It's a food truck. I was just that stage coach that's why. You were just that stage coach. I was just that stage coach. I was just that stage coach. I was just that stage coach. I was just that stage coach. I was just that stage coach. I was just that stage coach. Damn, of course. None of us are gonna look that up. It's un-Google-able, too. It's a food truck. I was just that stage coach, that's the way. Oh, you were just that stage coach.

Starting point is 00:48:50 Yeah. That's right. Do your parents still live in Palm Springs? No, they live in the IE. In the Inland Empire. Yeah. So like, I was born in Palm Springs, but we lived in Desert Hot Springs at the time, and then we moved to Hemet and Seneseno pretty early on.

Starting point is 00:49:06 Mmm. But do you, I mean, it's a good town, I think, right? No. Palm Springs isn't? Palm Springs is. Hemet and Seneseno is not. Why, is there meth? Yes! A lot of meth. A lot of meth.

Starting point is 00:49:18 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Is it impoverished? Yeah. Yeah. Kind of like 8 mile? I think so. Yeah. There's so much PNP nowadays.

Starting point is 00:49:25 What's PNP? Party and Play. At least in the gay scene it's very like methed up three day benders. Oh is it? Yeah. Meth? Meth. I thought oh no.

Starting point is 00:49:37 Meth. Yeah. In the gay scene it's really big. I thought they were doing like Molly and some ketamine. No that's like yeah at the at the clubs, but like, is the case that I've never been a part of the gay scene. Um, you've gone on binges. I don't because I don't do math, but I have friends who, I know they're not pretty, no,

Starting point is 00:50:03 that I do all the time, but like I,, the amount of time I get reached out to by guys in Palm Springs while I'm on Grindr or Sniffy's or whatever, they're like- Sniffy's? Yeah. You like Sniffy's? I don't know what it is. Oh. It's a new app.

Starting point is 00:50:18 It's a new app where it's just like all hookup. And it's based on- Even women? No. Well, no, it's just mostly guys or like people who are into guys. That's not for you. But anyway, like almost every other message is PNP, want to smoke, want to party. Yeah, it's very huge in the gay community.

Starting point is 00:50:37 Sniffies is a wrong word, I think. Why? It should be rubbies or something. Like sniffies is a smell of bae. Oh, are you still a bae? Like pits or like... You like that. You like B-O. Oh, are you smell the bait? Like pits or like. You like that, you like B-B-B-O. I like a little musk, yeah.

Starting point is 00:50:49 I like a man to smell like he's been working all day. Like Mia, if you're like going down on your man, Jordan? Rodney. Rodney. I'm getting the point. Played the character. Rodney, hey, I do, yeah, fuck, I'm Rodney. That's right. And you're going down and you smell like something off like a little bit of poo

Starting point is 00:51:10 Something a little off poo a little bit of food like a guy who's been playing basketball for 40 That's what I meant. That's what I yeah, that's what I meant. I'm not I'm not on that train You don't like that. So you go. Can you go take a shower? Yeah, okay And I like teeth brushed right before okay, you like you brush your teeth sparkly. Do I have the floss? No, thank God So I have let's say you and I were dating You'd be like go wash your dick and brush your teeth and take the trash not not before And take the treasure brush your teeth before sex, but not, if I was going down on them, yeah, maybe a shower.

Starting point is 00:51:48 Mm. Yeah, that's a, yeah. Yeah. How about you? I like it a little dirty. I like it a little like musky. Dirty boy. If it's like too clean, it's like, ugh.

Starting point is 00:51:59 What are you trying to prove? That I'm clean and hygienic. That I care and I respect you. That's what you're trying to prove. I don't care about that. Yeah. I want a little stinky. That's unusual. Why?

Starting point is 00:52:09 I don't think it is. I think it's a more sexual person, right? Yes. Who has that smell and everything. I can't hide the expressions on my face. I think that's the problem. Like you've never sniffed a girl's underwear. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:22 And if it's weird, I go. He holds it like that long. He if it's weird, I go. He holds it like that long. He holds it for a very long time. He turns into Robert De Niro. I'd be like, he just looks like Robert De Niro. You talking to me? I'm the only one here. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:41 All right, so I can't control my face. I get it. Yeah, yeah. So I don't control my face. I get it. Yeah, yeah. So I don't like it when it smells. Okay. You know what I mean? I like it clean because... Oh, why?

Starting point is 00:52:51 Yeah. Because it's a clean person. Just a dirty gay. Just a dirty homosexual. Like stinky dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. You like it clean. Yeah. But are you clean? I don't think that's a good question

Starting point is 00:53:07 You don't seem clean He looks OCD clean to me. No, what no no Peter? No, we're on the same page. No, no that booty hole is nasty How many times do you wipe be honest when I'm pooping? No when you're sneezing? Oh, I'm sneezing like when you're pooping Oh when I'm pooping like four, when you're sneezing. Oh, when I'm sneezing like two times. When you're pooping. Oh, when I'm pooping like four times. Peter, I don't want to put you on blast. Okay, Peter. All right, so Peter. Peter.

Starting point is 00:53:34 If you were at a bar, gay bar, and this guy hit on you. Yeah. Why would I be at a gay bar? Because you're gay in this scenario. You happen to be gay in this scenario. You finally came out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so is he somebody that you would...

Starting point is 00:53:54 Just looks wise? No, I don't think so. But check this out. Go ahead, flirt with him. Come up to him. I'll be here. I'll be like... It's a movie. I'm the director. We're co-directed. Oh wait. I I wanted her to be in the scene because you mean oh, then you know what? Yeah, you're not directing anymore. You're gonna be in the movie You're my co-star. Yeah, you're right. Thank you

Starting point is 00:54:20 Here so we're here too, what's up fellas and gal what's up? Cheers over here too. What's up fellas and gal? What's up? Cut what's up fellas and gal? Cut you sound like a killer. Excuse me Wait, am I gay? Yeah, you are gay. You are gay. Gay it up and also stick to the script. Yeah You're making up words. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and you're you guys cheering in the beginning is too much. I'll bring it down. Keep it down. It was way too much. Okay. So, and action. Great funeral.

Starting point is 00:54:48 Oh my God. It's so sad. So sad, right ladies? My God, what are we sad about? Keep going, keep going. I'm so scared. Stay in it, stay in it, stay in it. Her husband just died.

Starting point is 00:55:02 Yeah? Yeah, we had the funeral and I think we'd like to be alone. Yeah I'll buy you guys a round of shots. What's up? It's for your grandma whoever died her husband her husband. Oh, that's so sweet Yeah, where we're going we're not going anywhere stay Stay here, I'll buy you. Four shots! Hey, four shots here at this funeral home! Hey, here's my number if you want to take it down. Oh my god, he's so aggressive.

Starting point is 00:55:31 It's kind of hot, but like, I don't know. Hey, I do hard labor, so I'm Lil Musk, if you like that. I'm Lil Musk, give me. Keep going. It's weird, he knows my king. He knows my king, but I'm into it. Okay, this is your number? Call me if you, you know, I'm on Sniffy's.

Starting point is 00:55:50 You're on Sniffy's? Hell yeah. Do you host? Do I host on there? I don't know. Sniffy, Sniffy. No, I don't know. Can I?

Starting point is 00:55:58 I do PNP and little D&D, you know what I mean? No, I don't. Sorry, I don't. Dungeon and Dragons isn't a thing. I don't... Sorry, I don't... Dungeon and Dragons isn't a thing! I don't want to... I don't roleplay... Do you find me attractive? Mmm! You're cute! You're cute. I'm like a roast beef.

Starting point is 00:56:15 You know? What do you mean? You know, I'm like, I won't come out until I'm perfect. Huh? Is that a thing? Is that a roast beef thing? I told you this before but anyway it's a pot rose. Oh pot rose. Almost almost. Stick to the script. You gotta get him to blow you. Come on. Hey there's a there's a we can go to a restaurant now there's a glory hole in there if you guys want to. He said the magic word. I know you can never be alone. Restaurant. I know.

Starting point is 00:56:49 You know I love sucking dick through a wall. Dirty, dirty man. I have to go, I'm sorry. Are you okay alone? I know your husband just died. But you know me, your gay best friend, always ditching you for dick. So, is it okay if I leave?

Starting point is 00:57:08 I understand, it's extenuating circumstances. Okay, I'm so sorry about him passing again. Yeah, we're sorry. Wait, wait, how did he die? How did he die? No, Peter knows the information. How did he die? Well, they were doing a scene together.

Starting point is 00:57:24 A scene? You're an actress? She's an actress and, you know, they were doing a scene together and his heart exploded. Oh. What? Well, fuck. Anyway, I'm horny. I'm horned up. And scene. Wow, thank you. Wow. Wow.

Starting point is 00:57:47 Print. I mean, you got the guy. Print that. So. Wow. Wow. Great. You got the guy.

Starting point is 00:57:55 Yeah, very good. Wow, he's aggressive. You're very aggressive. You are very aggressive, yeah. You weren't taking notes for any of this. No. He does that, though. His eyes are so babyish.

Starting point is 00:58:03 In Houston, he was like, let's stand over there where the girls are. Whoa, wow. Why? Because they flock this way? He goes, yeah. Don't you do that? When you were studying their in Houston patterns at the improv? Yeah. Yeah. What was I doing? You do that all the time? Like, you know, give me her number. Like a waitress will come. You go, can I get no? Where did it happen? Oh, I know where it happened. Dallas. Oh, yeah. So we're okay. We're in Dallas. We're at this at the Thompson Hotel. And there's a really cool breakfast spot, right? It's at high end waitresses, you know what I mean? Like there are, they're basically silver like beautiful girls, hipsters, right? And this lady was nice to us. And then as we were leaving, you went back to what? Trying to get her number.

Starting point is 00:58:39 Yeah, and in my mind it's like literally like Connor from, you know what I mean? Asking out Margot Robbie. Like it was not going to happen. It was not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he has balls that way. Yeah. Which is incredible to watch.

Starting point is 00:58:56 Yeah, it's hard. It's nice. You have no bad, but you still swing. Women say they want a guy with confidence. Yeah. We love men with confidence. Yeah, yeah. Well, I admire about, keep that.

Starting point is 00:59:09 Yeah, the confidence is hot. So, Mi, do you want to promote anything? No. Did you have fun here or no? I did have fun, yeah. It went by quick, right? Yeah, yeah, of course. What would be a negative thing

Starting point is 00:59:22 that you would say about what happened? What? I've never asked that you would say about what? I've never asked that. I've never asked that. Was it him? Why is EJ leaving? Because it's about him. Yeah. Who? Brent Weinbach. Oh, that's right. You can't bring Brent in here. Yeah. Can we just pull up who leaves then?

Starting point is 00:59:38 Jaime leaves. Jaime leaves. You have to stay. Can you stay for another 10 minutes? Yeah, OK. So my friend Brent Weinbach is promoting a special and I want to come on so you can promote amazing. All right Brent Weinbach everybody Sit down I love your brothers, too. Oh, yeah, you want to put the headphones on I can't it Yeah, it's up to you. How come you're not wearing I mean you don't have to wear them if it's optional

Starting point is 01:00:09 Her hair is beautiful. Well, yeah, you know my my hair. What about my hair is it? Is it is it better if I wear headphones no, I mean Do I look more like a podcaster for wear? No, no, but how do you normally do it? I want to make you feel comfortable. I usually go raw dog like this Okay, raw dog it yeah You asked about the comfort I would see the chairs the fact they can't move them very much. Oh, yeah Yeah, they are kind of stuck. I was trying to get a guy change switch out the chairs. Okay. Okay. Does that the only thing? Okay, anything for you a lot, okay

Starting point is 01:00:46 You guys know each other. Yeah, we I mean through comedy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but not did you guys like each other in comedy? Or no, of course. Oh, yeah the best I Love your stuff. Oh likewise. Yeah, the bits the bits are good, too. Oh, thanks. Thanks Thanks, so you like my stuff and the bits and the The bits are good too. Oh thanks, thanks. So you like my stuff and the bits? And the bits. Oh shoot.

Starting point is 01:01:05 That's an AI conversation. So AI. Yeah, I feel like there's no connection. I feel like he doesn't remember you. I've never seen him before. Are you being real? No, of course not. And you've never seen him?

Starting point is 01:01:16 No, I know. No, I'm saying of course not I'm not being real. I've seen him. We've been on lineups together. Yeah, we've been on lineups. Okay. He doesn't remember. But there's been people I'm online that's like, I hate this guy. Yeah, we've been on lineups. Okay. He does remember. But there's been people I'm on lineups with who are like, I hate this guy.

Starting point is 01:01:26 Okay, look, I'll be honest. I don't fully remember everything. But I do remember an essence. Yeah, you did leave right after your set, so. Oh yeah, yeah. Oh, that was that show. Yeah, right. The one where I left.

Starting point is 01:01:39 Anyway. Can you introduce this fine gentleman? Yeah. Ed Weinbach. So ladies and gentlemen, what's the special? Where is it? It's on YouTube. YouTube, when does it come out?

Starting point is 01:01:47 It's out now. It's out now. It's out now. Popular Culture is the name of the show. Popular Culture, Brian Weinbach. In fact, don't even watch the rest of this episode. Just pause it. And before you form a negative opinion on me,

Starting point is 01:02:01 just watch the special first. And then come back and finish the episode. Oh, I see. I see. It'd be, I mean,. Well I think you're pleasant. Oh thank you. I mean my fondest memory with you is at Al Magical's house with your brothers. Oh you like that? I love your brothers. Oh yeah yeah yeah. I should have brought the whole family. It is kind of like a family here. It is. I feel like I've got a new family now. It's better actually. So Brent, he's from San Francisco. And what year did you start? I started in the early 2000s.

Starting point is 01:02:29 I met you probably when you were doing Kim's a Comedy. Was that 2005 or something? You were wild back then, I feel like. Yeah. I feel like you kinda, it was almost a different person, I feel like. I feel like too, yeah. But you were generous though back then.

Starting point is 01:02:42 I'm generous, but I was a little too wild. Wild and generous. Yeah, I'm generous, but I was a little too wild wild and generous Yeah, I think that would be good definitely. I mean I think the first time I met you you were wrestling on the floor with somebody Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I was intrigued. Yeah, you're intrigued. Yeah, and I'm actually I'm from Los Angeles actually I grew up in Los Angeles, but I started in San Francisco Oh, I was your barrier guy. Yeah. Yeah. No, I know I just I think I probably look more like a Bay Area person than a Los Angeles person.

Starting point is 01:03:08 What does a Bay Area person look like? It's giving Silicon Valley. Oh yeah, yeah, right, okay, yeah. So maybe I look kinda techy a little bit. Yeah. Even though I'm not techy. Yeah, yeah. Well, why don't you switch up the techy look?

Starting point is 01:03:19 Oh, you mean just make it new? Make it fresh? Yeah. So are you thinking I should sorta like get dreadlocks or something like that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no like get dreadlocks or something like that? No, no, no. Too much. No. Just bleach some various tips? No, no, no, no, no. How about just shave your head a little bit? Oh, really? Yeah. Right. Grow beard. Get a tray hawk? Yeah, a tray hawk. Yeah, grow beard. How about these like John Lennon glasses? Oh you think that I would love the little lens? Yeah

Starting point is 01:03:48 Yeah, yeah, little friend. We're like warlock clothing that you would see in the Renaissance fair. Okay, so go for the Renaissance look. Yeah. Yeah Renaissance look, you know I never really resonated with the Renaissance thing, but I think maybe I could start to change things up and I think maybe that works Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have you been in the Renaissance fair? Oh I went yesterday and I went to the week before. Oh, that's why it's on your mind. I'm going a couple weeks. What did you dress up as? Well, the first time I had never been, Brent,

Starting point is 01:04:12 so it's like, they go, you can rent an outfit. So I walked in there and I walked and everything was taken. So I just put this vest on. I had my regular clothes and people were like, what the fuck is this, you know what I mean? I went once and I dressed like this. Yeah, but they make fun of you behind your back. Oh they did.

Starting point is 01:04:29 In the reading. Oh shoot. You're an outcast. Yeah, screwed up. Yeah, you fucked up. So what I did was I called all my Korean homies, Asian homies, I go let's go to the Residence Ferris. Do you see our photos?

Starting point is 01:04:40 Incredible. And dressed like old schoolschool Yeah, you mean Korean people so we rented expensive shit Mm-hmm, and we dressed to the tilt and we were the hit of the town really they loved it Everybody was like really you've never seen this. This is insanely good. Whoa And so the next time we go we're gonna bring a 20 entourage of all Asians You're coming. I'm yeah, I'm upset that I wasn't there yesterday. Yeah, but we gonna bring a 20 entourage of all Asians. Dressed, you're coming. Yeah, I'm upset that I wasn't there yesterday. Yeah, but we'll put a chain around your neck.

Starting point is 01:05:09 Ah! You know I'm Asian. Why? You're not Asian. Yes he is. He's Filipino. I'm Filipino. Wait, you didn't know that?

Starting point is 01:05:18 No! I thought you maybe knew that, but maybe, I don't know, maybe I also thought you didn't know that. Oh, that's so good! That's what we dressed up yesterday. Wait, who's this hot guy with the shaved head? Oh, Gene Hong. That's Gene Hong. Who's Gene Hong?

Starting point is 01:05:30 He wrote for beef, he was the executive producer of Magnum PI. He's so hot. He's my best friend. Oh really? Yeah, yeah. He's not gay at all. I've never seen him before. He's not gay at all. He doesn't have to be gay for him to be hot. Can we just say he's hot?

Starting point is 01:05:41 All right, you know Andrea Jin? Love her. She's a climber. Climber? What do's hot? All right. You know Andrea Jen? Love her. She's a climber. Climber? What do you mean? Socially. Oh, I thought you meant business-wise. Oh, business-wise.

Starting point is 01:05:51 Oh, business-wise. Oh, financial-wise. I actually really, I was making a joke. I thought you meant she did mountains and stuff. I did too. I thought she was just like, I thought she had good grip. Yeah, you think she was free soloing yet?

Starting point is 01:06:02 Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. She was the first to die on that, but she is a little climber. She's a climber, okay. So she climbed into this little force. Yeah, and then a dumbfounded is a fuck boy. He looks incredible too, look at his eyes.

Starting point is 01:06:16 Yeah, yeah. And do I look like the leader? You look like the cab that they rode in on. The rickshaw? Yeah. I look like a rickshaw? Yeah. I look like a rickshaw driver. Actually, you know those poor Koreans that carry the rich ones around?

Starting point is 01:06:30 I think you look like the house mom. You know what I mean? I don't know what, what? I don't know, you look kind of, you're dressed in a sort of matriarchally way, kind of way. No, that's a man's costume though. Yeah, it's a man's costume. I'm that's a man's costume though. Yes. Yeah, it's a man's costume

Starting point is 01:06:45 I know it is a man's costume, but it feels like a Matriarch like a wife so I know not a wife someone in a leader position a leader But with a sort of warm nurturing Motherly energy look at gene behind me. What a friend. He looks great. Yeah You know what? That was a tarot card reader. What did you get out of this reading? Anything? She lost me in the beginning. Why?

Starting point is 01:07:10 She said something like, you have no money now, but in two weeks. What? I know. In two weeks, you could come to some where you could spend a little. You have no money now. As soon as she said that, I was like, I don't believe that. Yeah, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Go back to school. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:07:23 I have a question. Am I sitting in Jaime's chair? Yeah, yeah,'t know what the fuck you're talking about go back to school. Yeah. Yeah, I have a question Wait, am I sitting in and Jaime's chair? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just know I noticed you're over there and I thought oh, how come you're not over here? And I thought oh, I must be sitting in your chair You took it why you want to sit on my lap or anything sit on his lap Or maybe I could sit on yours. I mean you can you sit on your lap? No, I don't want to I just I okay I took his place or what so what okay? So how many specials you have you have that second special and the first one was it on that was on? Well, it was on see so originally and then it was on Amazon Prime, okay

Starting point is 01:07:55 You can just watch on a bimmy. Oh now just right in my me. Oh channel, okay? But that one's called appealing to the mainstream, but this one though I mean that was the best jokes of the 2000s. This one is the best jokes of the mid to late 2010s. Wow. And one good, the best joke from the last two years also. Wow. Not just of mine, but out of anybody.

Starting point is 01:08:16 Everyone's. Oh, this is the top. It's the top. Eating Gilbert. Yeah, you name it. You got some Russell Peters in there. Rodney Dangerfield. Oh, wow. Wow. Oh yeah Peters in there. Rodney Dangerfield.

Starting point is 01:08:26 It's really, that joke's that strong. It's pretty much the best special that you'll never see. Unless you do it now. You're gonna watch it now. Everyone watch it now. Watch it now. And so you've moved down here and I forgot, are you with somebody? I'm with you. I'm with all of you. You mean romantically? Or you. I'm with all of you. No, you know you mean romantically

Starting point is 01:08:46 Or you mean some other kind of way? No romantically. There's no one in my life in that way. No, I'm really particular Same here dude. Oh, yeah. Oh, I saw you the other night Somebody interesting You were with a very tall. Beautiful woman. Woman. Yeah. She looked like a model. Okay, well, I'm not.

Starting point is 01:09:08 Woman. Can I read? Can I? I'm not, okay. I'm not with somebody. I have to do the work of Jaime because I'm in a seat right now. You know, I'm not.

Starting point is 01:09:16 Been a woman. Officially seeing somebody is what I'm saying. Oh, I see, okay, it's not solid. It's not a solid thing, yeah. And aren't you looking for solid or no? Yes, I'm sure. I'd love to, but it's hard. What do you see in a woman? We'll make a list now. Number one. What I need out of them?

Starting point is 01:09:32 No pets. Oh, interesting. Already. Good luck. Everyone's out. That's why I kind of gave up. I kind of gave up. What do you mean no pets? I don't like pets. I'm allergic to all of them.

Starting point is 01:09:44 What, like a goldfish? I'm allergic like pets. I'm allergic to all of them. What, like a goldfish? I'm allergic to fish and Tamagotchis. Digital pets. I'm allergic to all of them. Oh right. So cats, dogs, you're all of them. Cats and dogs, I am allergic to cats. And dogs, I'm a little bit allergic to dogs.

Starting point is 01:09:58 What about doodles? They don't shed, I have doodles. But also it's not even about that. I just don't- You don't want to be intimate. That's not what I want in my life right now. Yeah, I want a woman not a dog. Oh Did that to be the number one thing is weird? Number one no fucking patch. That's that's the biggest that's all right number two. What is it? What are you looking for?

Starting point is 01:10:19 Mmm, how about no tattoos? no offense to No offense to every single person here probably. I mean that's not a huge deal Parker. That's not a huge deal. You have pets? Yes. Number three.

Starting point is 01:10:34 Something you're looking for. Right now you're like no, no, no. I wish there was a dating application that sets you up with things you don't like. Oh that's good. Alright so what else don't you like? Because I think if you don't like. You know what I mean? Oh, that's good. All right, so what else don't you like? Because I think if you don't, that's how you can match compatibilities,

Starting point is 01:10:48 is if, oh, if we both dislike the same stuff, oh, we're good. Then we can just learn from each other the stuff that we have. Dude, make that fucking happen. Someone tried. I would kill. What?

Starting point is 01:10:58 Someone tried already. Really? Yeah, it was called Hater. It was on Shark Tank. Oh. But I guess it didn't work out. No, you don't name it Hater. I would kill. Yeah, I was gonna say. Yeah, don't name it that didn't work out. No, you don't name it hater. That would kill me.

Starting point is 01:11:05 Yeah, I was gonna say. Don't name it that. You just gotta name it, I don't know, popular culture. The best stand-up comedy special on YouTube. Oh wow. Oh, that's so funny. It'll make people kinda think, oh, I should check that out. Right, right, right.

Starting point is 01:11:17 What else don't you look for then? This is fun. I mean, look, I'm a clean person. I don't drink or smoke or anything anything and you know, that would be nice All right. So someone that doesn't do any drinking or smoking or drugs No, it's the one that has no pets and someone that no tattoos has no tattoos And if they know movies, I feel like we'll or I'm a girl. I'm a girl. Yeah, so what's your favorite favorite Kurosawa film? For oh really you're bringing a Kurosawa. girl. Yeah, so what's your favorite Kurosawa film? Oh really, you're bringing up Kurosawa?

Starting point is 01:11:46 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't know, I haven't really seen a lot of Kurosawa. Already, you don't even know? You don't even know. I know the movies, I've seen Rashomon, I've seen Seven Samurai. Oh that's good, if a girl said that to me on a date,

Starting point is 01:11:59 that right there was like click, click, yeah. Oh, that she's discerning? That she even knows who, do you know who Kurosawa is? Yeah, do you know who Kurosawa is? Yes, from being on this podcast. I've only heard that name on this fucking podcast. But you know about it. Of course, yeah.

Starting point is 01:12:17 That's a good thing. I mean, I know movies. Oh, let me ask you another one. Okay. So, what's your favorite, I mean, do you like Sergio Leone or? You know, I haven't seen a lot of his movies. Well, maybe one you another one. So what's your favorite? I mean, do you like Sergio Leone or? You know, I haven't seen a lot of his movies. Well, maybe one, maybe one.

Starting point is 01:12:29 But I've seen The Good and the Bad and the Ugly, you know? Already, check marked for me. That's what I'm looking for. If she can name a movie. I mean, okay. If she can name a movie. You're both, and you're both still single? That's so odd.

Starting point is 01:12:41 That's so weird. You look for that too, movie. Yes. Well, I just feel like that's my frame of reference. Me too! This is what I like in a movie. You want to know what I like? What are you going to say? Isn't it fun to show them the movies that you love?

Starting point is 01:12:54 You can watch them enjoy it for the first time. I want you to show me the movies. I want you to show me something I haven't seen. Exactly. I'll tell you why. So, Curaçao was considered the greatest director of all time. Like there would be no, Scorsese, um, Di Palma, all that class of guys. He's like the popular culture of movies. Yeah, exactly. So for me-

Starting point is 01:13:17 Free on YouTube. So for- Free on YouTube, yes. On YouTube, yes. And so for me, it's like, if you don't know that, like, where have you been, baby? That's doing other things. That's not like the biggest thing to fucking know in life. Did you see Barbie?

Starting point is 01:13:34 Yeah. That's my problem. Why? The only way a girl will know that is if a guy taught it to her. Other girls aren't showing that to women. Andrew Santino, hold on. Finally. Hold on. Andrew?

Starting point is 01:13:46 Do you remember? No. Andrew. What was he even talking about? You're on Tiger Belly. I just need to ask you one question. Okay? Yeah. When you and I were at the LAX and we ran into reality show people, who were they? We ran into Abby from Love on the Spectrum. they exactly is he running yeah that's you those the only point I wanted to make thank you so much Andrew I love you I'll see you tomorrow you know how do we know that you, anyway, go ahead. Oh, the movies. No, you know what else you know what I like? What is someone with classic style

Starting point is 01:14:31 What's that? What's that? timeless, you know what I mean? Like below the knee skirt or whatever or at the knee. Oh No, or you go 80 style and you go above the knee. Oh, wow. But it's classic. That kinda ties into the tattoo thing because I feel like tattoos are this thing

Starting point is 01:14:51 where that's so new to me. That's a modern thing. Tattoos are really, that's modern. You wanna throwback. Look, I'm not a police officer. Oh, you're not? And I never have. What? But I have a police officer. What? You're not? And I never have.

Starting point is 01:15:06 But I have a cop mentality. I want to keep these streets clean. And I feel like tattoos are kind of like graffiti of the body. I like it clean and classic. How old are you now? I'm in my mid-forties. But I'm kind of thinking I'd like to have children. And raise them to be classic too. Raise them to be police

Starting point is 01:15:30 officers. Yeah, yeah. I'm onto this. I think there's a movement about the... Oh, a classic movement? A classic movement. Really? Yeah, yeah. Because even your clothes, I've always thought this in my head, it's very clean. Like I'm a narc. Not narc, yeah, narc. A little bit. You know what's a deal breaker on women and whatever, even men, is vaping. You know what I mean? You're out.

Starting point is 01:15:56 That's just below pets. Wow. Really? Yeah, I can't stand them. Like cigarette vaping or weed? What about smoking cigarettes? Any vaping at all. He already said no smoking.

Starting point is 01:16:10 He said no drugs. But here's the thing. I actually, if I had to pick, I would pick a smoker over a vapor. Wow. Never heard that before. Because it's classic. What about a girl that just? I wouldn't pick the cigarettes to begin with, though. OK. So smoke weed, okay, like 20%. I don't smoke it, I just take the gummies,

Starting point is 01:16:31 but I take it all day long. Oh, but see, I think we won't connect on that, I think, right? We'll be on a different wavelength, I think, right? I don't know, I think. I think. This is the first time I've ever thought about it. What do you mean? Yeah, I know. I'm trying to expand your mind. Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to, what? You're still the girl, right? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:16:50 You're still a girl, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I am. I'm Tanya. Tanya. Yeah, yeah. I like that name. That works.

Starting point is 01:16:57 Classic. Yeah, my friend. Actually, my friend in junior high, he had a crush on this girl named Tanya. And then for some reason, someone told everybody that I had the crush on her And it was pretty embarrassing to me, but that my friend's name. Yeah was Robert Lee and his family called him Bobby Wow, he was my best friend in fifth and seventh grade white guy

Starting point is 01:17:15 No, he's Korean. Oh wow. Yeah, that was me asshole. You forgot. Yes. I remember the energy Yeah, I remember that I remember the essence, you know, right? So what else? Yes, I remember the energy. Yeah, I remember the essence, you know, right? So what else? Uh, I mean, that's pretty much all I need man. What else look? I mean Someone who's not passionate Someone that has no passion someone who's just rational, you know, oh rational reasonable or reasonable. You know, I mean Yeah, you know that there's not uh, it's not all, I think passion can just be difficult, right? You guys passionate? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:17:47 You're difficult, right? It's really hard. Wait, wait, wait. It's really hard. No, in lat, I'm passionate. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, okay, sure, if you're passionate about,

Starting point is 01:17:57 I mean, but are you really passionate, like, can you be swayed? Can I be swayed? Yeah, can you be swayed? I love stand up, I'm in my career. Can you be sway in the morning? Can you be swayed? Can I be swayed? Yeah, can you be swayed? I love stand up, I'm my career. Can you be swayed in the morning? Can you be swayed on the breakfast, whatever it's called? You mean the DJ, the VJ?

Starting point is 01:18:13 Can you be the VJ sway in the morning? That's too much passion. That's too much passion. You've never seen dancing like this. Remember that? Can you be that? No, can you be swayed? I mean, sometimes when people are so passionate,

Starting point is 01:18:26 they cannot hear any counter to anything they're saying. If a girl said to me, you know, I think the standup comedy is not working out for you. You know what I mean? I don't think I can be swayed with that. So you're saying you're passionate enough about standup comedy.

Starting point is 01:18:38 Or my career, I love my career, I love podcasting, I love the direction of my life. It's great to love it and stuff. I guess what I mean by passionate is, when people are just, they just can't, they can't compromise at all, you know what I mean? They can't hear any other point. And it's, when it comes to-

Starting point is 01:18:57 Like the death penalty or something. Like stubborn or like Christian goggles, you can hear it something, you can hear as much reason as you want about the other person side It just seems like passion causes war and the wars never got resolved because people are too passionate You're onto something. Oh, really? I think so. Yeah, I think you convinced me. I just got swayed. Oh, see Okay, it's not even a breakfast I confuse those shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you want somebody that's rational?

Starting point is 01:19:26 Sure. Critical thinking? Someone who's not too politically charged, you know what I mean? Someone who just sorta looks at things from different perspectives. But how do you feel about Brent? He's giving me serial killer vibes.

Starting point is 01:19:39 Oh, okay. She's not for me. Yeah. That's the vibe, that's the vibe. It's not a match for you. It's not a match. It's not a match, yeah, that's what for me. That's the vibe. That's the vibe. It's not a match. It's not a match. You don't even need to consider it. No, I get that sometimes.

Starting point is 01:19:54 People are scared of me. They think I kind of have that sort of Norman Bates kind of look or whatever. I can sense that you felt that way about me. Psycho. You've seen that one, right? Name five other Hitchcock movies. It's that intensity, it's the eye. Yeah, yeah, yeah, eyes. Fuck. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:20:11 Birds. North by Northwest. Nevermore. Birds. Oh, OK, it was close. North by Northwest. What did you say, North by what? No, I don't know.

Starting point is 01:20:18 He said that. View of the Window, or what is it? Birds. South by Southwest. South by West, yeah. There was Bonnaroo. Bonnaroo. There was Sasquatch. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:20:25 No, you could probably name five, right? Yeah, I mean, I got North and Northwest wrong. South by Southwest. No, no, it is North by Northwest. I was joking. Oh, you were? Okay. I started naming these vegetables instead.

Starting point is 01:20:37 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Birds. Birds. You got birds. Really? You guys don't know Hitchcock? Rear of window. Now he's...

Starting point is 01:20:46 The rear window. Rear window, that's the best one. Yeah, rear window. I know much more, I just have to think. Do you know any? Veradero? Okay, Jaime's got him, he's got him. Yeah, he's got the computer in front of him.

Starting point is 01:20:59 Oh, you guys are a... Oh, that's cheating. He's reading off a list. Give me a different director. All right, name three Whit Stillman movies. Who is that? You won't get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:21:10 You won't get it. I got you one. Name me two Todd Sahlins movies. Oh, I can name three. I mean, there's Happiness, Welcome to the Dollhouse, and Storytelling. Damn. It's easy.

Starting point is 01:21:20 It's not, I mean, I saw it. I saw all three. I saw them two, and I saw him too and I saw I saw him live I mean I saw him speak at Berkeley when I went to Berkeley. Wow spoke there I have a happiness poster in my bedroom. Oh framed. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you and I don't even need to be here There is a glimpses of you I see in me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah what in in what just being in the movies or something? I mean I You found something or Korean then what I'm saying is is that I

Starting point is 01:21:56 Would never use that as like if they don't know you don't mean anything about film I do feel that but I think I'm being too harsh when I think that way. Well, you know, I can't Don't if you read some tilt Swinton in whatever right? I think that way. Well, I can't agree don't if you read some tilt Swinton in whatever right? Tell us what movie put that down the computer screen if you don't say shit. Why I know you're cheating Talking we're talking is that you're not talking right now. So hey Brent name me three PTA movies Three I'd name name all Name all of us. We'll go back and forth. Okay, yeah. We'll see who dies first. Oh yeah, oh my god, I'm gonna die first. I can tell.

Starting point is 01:22:29 Magnolia. Okay, um, you know, there will be blood. Fuck, that was my next one. Really? Yeah, yeah. I think I have another one. I'm trying to go obvious first and say it. Licorice pizza. What did you say?

Starting point is 01:22:43 Did you say Magnolia just now? You said it right? I said Magnolia. Boogie nights. That was a really good one. Licorice pizza you know that was a really good one I mean those are the four I know I'm so sorry you don't know any other yeah so I was saving hard-eight for last probably and I was you know of course there's some punch drunk love oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know what else is there the Phantom Thread and what's the new we get it anyway we get your nerd we get it well what are you into yeah let's see if we can connect on that you know would you know what she does for a living no I don't Are you a pediatrician? Feet? No, but...

Starting point is 01:23:26 That's kids. Kids. Something in social media. Oh, okay. Do you reach out to people and say, we can grow your channel for $2,000 or whatever? We'll give you 5,000 views. Getting warmer. Getting warmer?

Starting point is 01:23:43 Yeah. So you just manage people's. Getting warmer. Getting warmer? Yeah. So you just, you manage people's accounts? You manage his account? We have his account in here. Oh, okay, still not that. Actually, he's very close. You are very close.

Starting point is 01:23:55 Or you manage your own account? Yes. Okay, yeah, you do brand deals. You promote- Yes, I guess. You promote- In a sense, she does, yes. You get deals. You promote creams? You I guess. In a sense she does. You get deals. You promote creams?

Starting point is 01:24:07 Huh? You promote creams? It gets really creamy. It gets really creamy, yeah. Okay, so you promote like facial creams. No. There are facials. There are facials, yeah.

Starting point is 01:24:15 You are. Make classic. Yeah, go classic. You are an internet personality who gets endorsement deals and you promote them, right? True. True. That's it. That's the deal.

Starting point is 01:24:29 Yeah, yeah. But why do they, she gets the endorsement deal? Because she's popular? She's very popular. Very popular. You want to explain? Um, I'm very beautiful. What the fuck?

Starting point is 01:24:38 What the hell? This is scary. I'm very beautiful. This guy, you better be on the spectrum. He's on the spectrum. He's on the spectrum. Love you. Love you. Love you. Love you. Love you. What the hell? This is scary. They're very beautiful. This guy, you better be on the spectrum. He's on the spectrum.

Starting point is 01:24:49 Love on the spectrum. You're very beautiful. Mia, you're so beautiful. He's got a little knife out. Wait, did you say that while you were looking stuff up on the socials? So can we reveal what she does now? Well, look, I don't want to, I don't know, jump to any conclusions or anything like that.

Starting point is 01:25:07 But based on the kind of clues that you guys are giving me, I'm getting some sort of sense that there are, I don't know, maybe there's some things that involve adults maybe in this? Yes. Yeah. In this job? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:25:21 Uh-huh, there's adults involved. There are adults involved. So pediatrician was way off. Way, way off Yeah, so yeah is the so what you do people's taxes online No, I don't want to I mean do you mean, do you work in the motion picture industry in some kind of way? In some capacity, yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:25:52 We were working on The Frog King, which is a movie that we're coming out with. The Frog King? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that what all the, I was in the other room and I was hearing a lot of rowdy laughter. It was sounding real, I felt like I can't wait to get in there and find out what was happening.

Starting point is 01:26:05 All I heard was pot roast. Yeah. And wow. That's the only words I could make out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a movie that came out with this, The Frog King. Oh yeah, there it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:26:15 And what happens is, well, we don't want to get back into it. We can't get into it. Well, let's just tell him what you do. So he's an adult actress. An adult actress, meaning you're a grown woman who acts in movies, right? Yeah, in a sexual way. Oh, it's sexual. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Starting point is 01:26:32 The neck lift? Was that Bobby after the neck lift? That looks really good, Bobby. Why do you look like that character from Ice Age? He does. Why do you look like that character from Ice Age? It kind of looks like you know obviously someone said ET already yeah, yeah, no I think you put that on anybody they're gonna look like thank you so much. Yeah, I'm not saying you specifically look like ET But anybody she's an adult film Probably if it was film that would be more classic style kind of, kind of more new school, right? Yeah, I take its videos. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Okay. Anyway, okay. We got yeah, okay. Yeah, so keep so um, so yeah What do you what do you do for fun then fun? Oh, okay. Yeah, what is your hobbies?

Starting point is 01:27:16 I love besides I guess penises and stuff or whatever you whatever that is a hobby. That is a hobby It's his hobby too That's how we play video games. It's his hobby too. Me too. I like playing video games. Uh huh. Yeah. He's like waiting for movies. You're slipping already. No, no.

Starting point is 01:27:33 Get to movies. The thing about it is I actually do, my hobby is video games, but it's not. What kind of games do you play? It's not the ones you, any of you play. What do you play? Well, I mean, we just had a guy named Eric Barone on my podcast. Okay. Do you know who he is? never heard of her. It's a man And he created this game called Stardew Valley. Oh, yeah, I saw you talking about it with Ben Schwartz

Starting point is 01:27:52 Yeah, I know about it. I haven't what do you play? I play old stuff from the 80s Early early 90s like what Mario Brothers? I mean that's that would be you know what people would probably the frame reference people would know but I mean I don't want to make I don't want to get into this because you guys are not gonna know look We have our movie thing going but then I start naming these games and then nobody's on board name one name one I Mean okay gimmick. That's for the hard cores. Okay, is that the camera some there's probably 1% of you that knew what I'm talking about The Famicom game gimmick one of the best games on the Famicom and that's all we'll say. Mic drop. Mic drop. Oh yeah this guy. You know that one?

Starting point is 01:28:33 Wow. You know you guys don't want this trust me. Why? It's too complicated. It's too much. This is this is way worse than naming PT Anderson movies back and forth. Oh. This is gonna be look I'm really into video game music I have a video game music podcast called Legacy Music Hour. Wow. Anderson movies back and forth. This is gonna be, look, I'm really into video game music. I have a video game music podcast called Legacy Music Hour. And it's not for anybody except for 1% of the audience. Is this what it looks like? Yeah, this is one of the best.

Starting point is 01:28:52 Okay, well that's the new, they kinda re-released it and added this new stuff here where there's achievements and stuff. No, the original game is a work of art though. It is. Well, I believe you too. Look, I play some new games every now and then, but they're probably also not games that

Starting point is 01:29:05 Maybe you guys play the witness was one of my favorite games the last 15 years the witness the witness What is it? Do you know who Jonathan Blow is he made the game break? Okay? I'm not forget it Because the host is doing this that's not a bad thing no no no Know that this is going down a bad hole That's a good thing. I just know that this is going down a bad hole. OK. So what is Witness? The Witness, it's a puzzle game.

Starting point is 01:29:30 Jonathan Blow, who made Braid. Is that it? Yeah, that's the game. Can I see a screenshot of the game? The gameplay is you're kind of drawing these line kind of maze puzzles, but there's different mechanics that are involved like that. You don't need to get into that yeah yeah

Starting point is 01:29:46 um what games do you play um I like open world RPG and like that's what I like fantasy me too I don't play stardew Valley but I play Disney's dream like Valley which I heard is very similar oh really all about It's all about grinding, crafting, and decorating. That's the masterpiece. I get it. You have to do it. No. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:30:11 I don't have time for both. Get rid of the Disney one. No. Look at this. Look at how watered down that is. And Wally's in it? What is Wally doing? Walt Disney or Disney bought Pixar. We just got Star Wars 2. You know, see I have this game for Nintendo

Starting point is 01:30:26 called Adventures in the Magic Kingdom. And it's basically kind of like the old version of that. You go around Disneyland and go on the rides and stuff. Oh. It's true. It's really true. Oh my god, yeah, he's serious. Literally just go on rides?

Starting point is 01:30:41 Well, there's games too. You experience the lands. There's games within the rides. This one. Capcom? This is my version of your game just now. How'd you just go on rides? Well, there's games to... You experience the land. There's games within the rides. This one. Capcom? This is my version of your game just now. How'd you just go to Disneyland?

Starting point is 01:30:48 Yoko Shimomura did the music to this. Oh, Yoko Shimomura did it? Oh no. You literally just go in a park. Oh, this is what it looks like? She did the music to Street Fighter. All right, okay, so what do you do? Explain to me what goes on here.

Starting point is 01:31:01 What is this? You go to different rides. Look, I'm not saying this is the best game or anything, but I'm just trying to connect. Yeah. And you know, there's different, you know, whatever. You play the different rides, basically. I think it's cute. There you go.

Starting point is 01:31:13 Yeah, it's cute. You know what? It just might work out after all. Yeah, yeah. And then can you go inside the building once you get there? Or you're just like, I got made it here. Yeah, what's the final goal? No, no, the game takes place in the park.

Starting point is 01:31:24 Oh, OK. Look, that's supposed to be the Thunder Mountain. That's the Thunder Mountain ride. Cool. These are for the kids who had poor parents that could have taken them. Just play this game. This is all we needed and we didn't have to step outside our house. Wow. But don't waste your... It's I wouldn't. You're a what? It's funny we're looking at footage of this game. This is not even... There's other games to check out. That's cute. Yeah, this is something I could play.

Starting point is 01:31:52 Oh, okay. Yeah, the loading screen's a little long, but okay. All right, anyway, so... So, yeah, but you guys play these modern games and stuff. I mean, those are a little too complicated for me, usually. I like simple stuff. God, you're a simple guy. No, I'm not a guy.

Starting point is 01:32:06 From a different age. Classic guy. You're a classic guy. Yeah, I'm into classic stuff, you know? Yeah. Do you like any classic stuff? What about you? I like 50s and 60s music.

Starting point is 01:32:16 That's me, that's what I listen to. Yeah, yeah, okay. Like what? Oh God, I can show you my playlist. I'm like weird. Yeah, don't put her on the spot. You know, she doesn't, you just, you like that kind of era and you like that feeling. I only, I don't listen to albums. I'm like weird. Yeah, don't put her on the spot. You know, she doesn't, she just, you like that kind of era and you like that feeling.

Starting point is 01:32:26 I get it. I don't listen to albums. I only listen to songs. Yeah, sure. And then I make one playlist. I'll occasionally one time a year add a song to it and that's all I listen to. I have a problem with that.

Starting point is 01:32:36 Yeah, I don't, I don't have. I have a very, very big problem with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm an albums guy. Yeah, I mean like an album you can judge in its entirety and go that's a masterpiece. See my issue is I find a song I love and just none of the other songs compare. Do you guys like show tunes? Yes, yes. I want you to be more aggressive with that. Yes, yeah yeah yeah. Be more aggressive. Yes. It just sounds too much. I love my love. I don't like it.

Starting point is 01:33:05 No, I love it. Whatever they say. I love musicals. Musicals are the combination of all the art forms in one. All right, Getbred, Mia, and Peter Kim, and Jaime, a round of applause. Thank you so much for being here. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

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