TigerBelly - Pauly Shore and The Miracle Scan

Episode Date: October 14, 2026

Comedian Pauly Shore returns to the Slept Kingdom dressed in a full suit to treat TigerBelly like legacy media. We chat Gilbert's amateur MMA fight, the soup seed trap, Bobby’s brutal Comedy Store stage intro, rabble-rousing in Edmonton, walking around naked at Korean spas, full-body scan miracles, PlayStation 5 standup specials, Georgia forest wolf trips, and pooling cash for Jaime's jaw surgery.Head to acorns dot com slash TIGERBELLY, that's www.acorns.com/tigerbelly to claim your $20 bonus today. www.acorns.com/tigerbelly Limited time offer. Terms and conditions apply. Go to helixsleep.com/tigerbelly for 20% off sitewide.If you're looking for an easier way to get great meals on the table, give ButcherBox a try. Go to ButcherBox.com/BELLY to get $20 off your first box, plus chicken breast in every box for life or filet or NY strips for a year — with free shipping always.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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He manipulating and fucking twisting and turning, dude. What the fuck you're doing? Pini Pupupup. You're fired. I hope I spent a year from now. Hey, Jaime. There he is. one right now, dude. How's it going, bud?

Huh? You have some sloppy Joe on your shirt. Yeah. Yeah, what's going on there? Come here, bud. Give me a hug. Good to see you. Happy birthday, man. Happy birthday, dude. Sit down. I'm recording. Okay. Go over there. Wow, sit right here. Dude, go over there. Go over there. Oh, yeah, get over here. Oh, yeah. Okay. Sit down, please.

Can I open with... Let me open with a song. Oh, okay. It was going to be a remix of Odyssey. Let me know. I could not focus. All I'm hearing while I'm trying to get in the zone is, oh my God, what is this?

Odyssey. He's doing Odyssey. He's doing Odyssey. Who said that? Who said that? I didn't say... Why would you use Odyssey? I'm trying to focus and you're going,

if Bobby's going, Odyssey, he's just like Odyssey. I'm just like, stand the zone. Stand the Zon. I have a video that is so funny. Because, like, Bobby's used to being, like the show, right? And he was not the show that day. People loved you.

So what happened was he comes over to me. He's like, he's not even answering any of my questions. And I was like, Cavi, it's not your day. It's not about you. My coach was laughing when you were talking to me. I could hear my coach. He never laughed. He's just like, what the fuck?

I was giving you good notes and suggestions. Before the fight? Yes. What are you trying to say? Uptych. I need to see uptick. I was like, work rate. Uptick, uptick.

Yeah. I go uptick and work work great. Oh, I could hear her. So Gilbert fought. Okay, let's set the stage. First, first and foremost, welcome back, Jaime. Welcome back, Jaime. You've been on hiatus.

Don't be a bad boy. Hurry, Polly gets here soon. We've got to get through the story. So Gilbert has his first amateur fight. Now, we all go down to wherever it was. Torrance. Wherever it was. It's, it could have been in Middle Earth.

It was that far. I had to take a car there, do you remember? You had a car, sir? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to get up so early, and I was on a car service going to see fucking my friend die. It's so early. The fight started at 2.30. I know, but that's early for me.

That's really early. Yeah, it's early for me. So then, so he has his first amateur, we go over there, and it's, there's a lot, big crowd. I didn't feel the pressure until I started saying who started showing up. Yeah. Yeah, so Dominic Cruz showed up for you. The UFC World Champion showed up. Yeah, yeah, world champion.

He drove from San Diego. He drove back to San Diego. He drove, drove back. just to fucking see you lose. Now listen, you should have won. Also, Anderson Silva's striking coach was there too, which made me. Yeah, yeah. So people were there. Jason Park. Yeah, so there is the, right?

So there he is right there. You get the intro, dude. What are you doing? So, um... Oh, I can't look at this. All right, push pause for a second. We don't need to see the fight. So I just want to tell you what I am at. What I... I'll tell you what I see.

You started laughing when you first saw me warming up and threw me off. Well, I started warming up with you. I know. I started warming up with you. I know why I did that? What? To prove that I can do it, too. Let's get him a fight. Hey, Rich, I was flowing with you in there, dude.

Right? So, you know, we were training together a little bit. So when you get in there, are you nervous? Are you just laughing at the whole situation? Is it like just silly to you that this is even happening? No. I know you are serious. I don't know what here.

This is what I don't know what you're saying. This is what it felt like to me. My son going in 1969, my son going, Dad, yes son. I'm going to the Vietnam War That makes sense That's what it felt like to me And then me going

No, no You know what I mean You can't Right? I'm going to Hamburger Hill You can't You know what I mean So that's what it felt like to me

Like I was concerned I think we were trying to play it off Like oh this is nothing This is nothing yeah And then I was playing it off We parked the car And to my right Was an ambulance

Just waiting outside the building And I walked in And I saw Bobby Sure And literally both of us At the same time said, do you see the ambulance? Yeah.

Like we were like, this is like serious. This is serious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It got really serious. Good soup, too. Yeah. You ate soup at a five. Yeah, yeah.

There was a guy selling soup. Shout out to. Right, right. And I go, he goes, can I get a photo? I go, yeah. Then he says, then he goes, you want some soup on the house, right? And I go, I ain't, you're fucking soup, right?

That's so hot that day. Right. And then what happened is 20 minutes later, What is when you deny soup? What happens 20 minutes later? You get offered it again. No. You want it.

It comes back in your sight back out. Right? So I was already in the crowd. I was like, you know what? I'm going to get some free soup. He planted a soup seed. Yeah, soup seed, right? Then when I go back, he charges me.

It wasn't around the house? No. Dude, it was 20 minutes where he forgot who I was or I don't know what the fuck happened. And I didn't have the nerve to go. Yeah. Right. So I bought three soups from him, delicious. He soup seeded you.

I soup seated. Yeah, he's it. And then so. That's a real thing, apparently. So during the fight, I'll tell you what I, just because our guest is coming soon. I'll just give you my rundown of what I saw. So in the back, you weren't nervous with me. The first two rounds.

Wait, the entry. Okay. So he enters the ring and he does a rule into the ring. You mean, I call it an egg. Okay, he egg rolls into the ring. That was not planned. It wasn't? Not planned. Yeah, it was mad when I saw it. I was mad because I'm like as like I feel like you already kind of blew your dopamine rush right then and there in the entry and you're gonna have an adrenaline dump after that I told myself I would have an adrenaline down. Oh, let's go back. Okay, because he does the stretch too, which was also yeah, I wasn't planning I'm doing that. Okay, okay. All right, all right. Okay. How many rounds did you go for? Three three. What was What's the point of the role? Two?

So, coming out, my coach already talked to me. He's like, I'm going to need you to keep things simple. I understand there's a whole thing around here for you. But I'm going to need you to keep it simple, move, don't expend energy. You look calm right now, keep it calm. So during the walkout, that's why I wasn't answering. I was like, I'm going Zen right now. I'm about to go to war.

That's why you wouldn't answer me. And as the music started playing, Polly called. And people started cheering. And then I was like, they put the mouthpiece in. I checked the cup, I go, I'm about to fuck this guy up. And I got all like, this fucking go! And I was like, why did I do the strap? I've never done that.

Then I was like, I'm going to roll because that's the only move I can do. So Paul's here. So let me just say real quick, okay? You won the first two rounds. Yeah. Yeah. I thought he was 2.0. First two rounds.

You stepped into a punch. He stepped into it. And then I saw your head whip back like that. But I was, it didn't even. What happened was is he threw a cross and both of his feet came off the floor. And as he was still in the. the air with his back for it, he got hit in the cell. Because Coinda watched the live stream, because I couldn't watch it from my vantage point.

No, to be continued. We'll do it after. Okay, we'll do it after. Hey, ooh, spicy. Because I have so much to show you on this. I know you have a lot of notes. Is this your check, deck it you once? How you been?

I'm good. How are you? I miss you. Yeah. Yeah. I missed you a lot. I've been asking for you for a long time. Yeah.

Yeah, I want to go back on Trash Tuesday. Oh, wait. You're on Tire Belly. Oh, yeah. Hey, man. It's cool. Go to Trash Tuesday. We're here from me again.

She's texting me. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's my boy forever, Kay. He's also my... I can eat calories. How's life? How's life?

Life for everybody. Life's good. Tori. Yeah. You're on the road a lot with Ralph. Yeah. Eating a lot of cars, Jr. You got to get healthy, man.

Were you just in, like, London or somewhere in Europe? Oh, that was in the summer. The summer just past, Hyman. That was in the summer. Yeah. It's in fall season now. Yeah, you're right. Probably should be drinking.

We're in Phoenix right now. I know. You're going to go to Phoenix after this? No, we were just in Phoenix. Did you officially move back here? No. I'm couch surfing right now. Because the last time we talked, you were up right about to, you want to live on my couch?

I don't know. What kind of roomy are you? No, just a comic. What kind of roomy are you? Do you clean? I clean. I'll buy your dinner for everybody. Okay.

Let me consider it. Just like keep it simple. If I, you know what I do have? I don't trust your driving. I do, I can drive. I have my license, look. I have a camper van. Oh, for real?

Yeah, it's really nice, but I don't trust, I feel like you're going to run it into a wall or something. No, no, no. I believe her. I don't have any accidents. But, look. But you said, you know, you said you were a passenger prince and that your mommy drives you everywhere. Is that true, though, what I just said? Yeah.

How am I going to trust you with a big-ass camper van? Can I see it? Yeah. No, my mom, she bought me this hoodie, but I just messed it up. You put what was spilled on it? What is? It's ketchup. I was just that heavy-handed.

It's delicious, man. And that's pretty much it. It looks like this. Did you get Alex's shorts yet? No. Interesting. It's been two years. It's not been two years.

It's been a year. I need to steal them. I don't have them. If I had them, I would. I won't wear them here I know because they want me to see that you have No I don't have them for a man Stop asking me

What about you Gilbert? You got knocked out? Can I see it? It looks like that Oh you have one of those? That's sweet Yeah so it has like an upstairs bedroom And then a downstairs bedroom

For real? Yeah, it's like a king in the bottom And a cleanish up top I just can't have you drive it I have to have Gilbert and Alex sign off on your driving first I lived in a camper at one point. I would trust you to drive my camper.

It's kind of cool. Van, yes. But this guy said that his mom drives him everywhere around in Texas. I've actually driven with Hyman before and we didn't crash. That doesn't tell me anything. Yeah, but it was only once. It was in Dallas. Did you feel safe?

Yeah, it was in Dallas. We felt, yeah, he drove all of us, actually. It's so cold in here. Would you trust Hymet to drive a van? That seriously. What kind of van? Like a B camper van? No.

Maybe a yellow school bus. A little, a short one? A short one? Yeah, yeah. When you say things, when things come out of your mouth. Yeah. Yeah, come in. The door. Can you help him? He knows. Okay. Palet-ho. Hey.

Hi. Hi, Paul. Hey, Paul. I came to serve you. I'm your attorney. Oh my God. I got a really good lawyer. He's Jewish as well. So they're the best. I think I really are. It has some paperwork. Oh! We're gonna have a deposition. Deposition.

Deposio. Hey, dude. What's up, Paul? How you doing? Paulie Shore, everybody. Give him a round of file. What's that, dude? What's up, bro?

All right. What's up? What happening, dude? It's all happens. I love you, bro. This is it. Would you have a fucking confetti party before I got you? There we go.

There's the jokes. Like here. Right? It's like fucking ripped torn or some shit. Can we get through our issues. first. We have an issue. Okay. Okay. First of all, from, what's going on? There's a big

fly. There's a big fly. A lot of flies. It's all right. Anyway, Paul. Yes. How are you? You look good. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know I was going to wear this morning. So I wanted to just, you know, because I got it. Like James Teller Rico.

Well, no, but. James Teller Rico. Is he the Democrat or the Democrat? Yeah, Democrat. Yeah, yeah. He's in Texas. Yeah, Texas. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I do, right? Yeah, yeah. James Telerico.

Yeah, you've been eating a lot of barbecue. That's good. Yeah. I was thinking more like, uh, uh, Botswana. Oh. Botswana. Botswana. Oh, uh, oh yeah, there he is.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So can I ask you a question? Yes. Um, what's my nationality? Korean. Do what do you keep call me Chinese? Uh, well, I started, you know, because, uh, I don't know.

I just like Chinese. I like the word Chinese. I know, I know, like, I like, you love Chinese. You like the word. Yeah. It's a good word. I'm sad, though. But you're really more into Thai people.

Well, I like anything that looks like you. You don't know me? No, but the thing it's... Because I don't know if you know this, because he was raised. Yes, I do know. Yeah. Yeah. We talked about this.

He was raised. He doesn't know. Did you know? No. He was raised by Thai people. Yeah. Oh, like Thailand? Kirk.

Yeah. Well, there was Kirk and there was Ted. Ted before that was Tuni. Yeah. This was way before you. This was way before you. But you told me about that. 1970s.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also, like, you know what I mean? I sauna a lot, which we go to the Korean spa. Yeah, we go to the Korean spa a lot. We do all that stuff. Can you ask you about your behavior? Wait, are you stoned or something? Is that what you wear the glasses?

No, I have astigmatism. Oh, wow. Same, same. Same, same. No, uh, um, hi-me, what's up, bro? Zampani. All right, right. No, but the thing is, uh, you know, I have, I personally, I have my own sauna at my house. I have a cold plunge at my house.

I have all that stuff in my house. But I like to go, I like to go to the Korean spa because I just like walking around naked with Asian. Yeah, yeah, I know. I just like it. Can I talk about your behavior though? It's so much better.

Can I talk about your behavior in the Korean spa? Yeah. All right. So can I talk about his behavior? Oh, absolutely. So sometimes I'm there and I can hear him coming in. And the entrance is so far from the fucking,

you know what I mean, spa? I get very excited. He gets, you could just hear you know what I mean you know you hear a lot of that right and then he goes around

and he'll go up to Korean men and go I love Chinese people right right right and in my mind I want to go they're all Korean in your eyes yeah yeah but he does it and they love it yeah yeah yeah yeah so

what happened what's what's what happened is at the beginning I would run in and I would scream Sonas yeah yeah sonnas so yeah

Sonah and they They would look at me like I was just this crazy homeless guy that got in somehow. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because they don't know where the fuck I am, you know? Yeah. And then, and now when they see me, they yell sauna to me.

Oh, wow. You talk of the language. Yes. No, they're into it. I'm like, dude, shut up, bro. I got it. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like, sonah! I'm like, I got it, bro, I got it. Okay, okay. Yeah. Also, like, I just, I don't know. My parents, my parents, my childhood was, I was raised by, my parents, you know, divorced when I was three. I was raised with the comedians at the store

but she always left me with the bar help the people that worked in the bar help was was Ted was right so they were lay over were they layovers from the Thai restaurant that was there no no no no it was just Ted and Ted Ted was he used to live at the house with my mom with Sunni we used to live downstairs

and Ted had the hard he had the rough feel this like his shins were like this his shins he had a bag in the back and you'd fucking kick the bag all the time. He was this little skinny guy. Yeah, he was this little skinny old guy but his fucking shins were so strong.

Yeah, yeah. And he would hit you, he would hit me with his shins. He kicked me. Good morning. Like shin conditioning on Nassali? No, he had the big bag, the heavy bag in the back and he was just fucking,

and he did it all the time to make his, his shins really strong like this. Wow. Yeah, yeah. They were like wood. Yeah, like fucking wood. Yeah.

You had a little Chuck and Chan in there. Yeah, yeah, very much so. Good, good point. That's how we brought Jaime. He's our friend. It's a miracle that he even knows who Jackie Chan is. Right. No, but the reason why I wore a, there's got to be,

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Because the business has changed. What are you talking about? right now. Let me finish the sentence. Yeah, but you've been talking the whole time. Okay, well, can I say why I wore this? Yeah, go ahead. Because I figured you guys would ask me why I wore a suit and tie.

That's the guy we miss. That's Al Jolson, right? Hey, mommy, hey, poppy. No, when I used to do the David Letterman show when I was out there promoting stuff, I always wore a suit and tie. And you guys are like kind of the new normal. Like this is kind of where the business is now, like doing the Bobby Lee Kalila podcast.

It's like the new... No, it's like... It's like... It's like David Letterman. There's your Paul Schaefer right there. You know? I got to kiss the ring of the king and queen. Yeah, yeah.

Thank you. This is how it was back then. I'm promoting my movie. I'm promoting all my stuff. Yeah, yeah. So I was just like... So this is what you're doing. Oh, so you're...

It's like Letterman. You're using us like we're legacy media. Yes. Yes. No, you've become legacy media. You're very mainstream, dude. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Very mainstream. Bobby Lee is, you're like David Letterman now. I'm not David Letterman. That's insane. I'm in a fucking garage. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. David Lerman didn't do it in his garage.

This is a big deal to do the Bobby Lee-Kollila podcast. Okay, can we talk about... All right. I used to do lettering when I had stuff to come up in. So I have a couple of other things I want to hash out with you before we talk about other things. That sounds good. You want a Coke zero? No, we're good.

I'll do a Red Bull Diet, yeah. Yeah. Okay, go on. Enjoy. This is mine. Get away from mine. You know what the difference is when I do the David Letterman show, there would be like pre-interviews. Yeah.

You know what I mean? They're like... I talked to you outside. That was a pre-minute interview. Okay. Okay. So, about a month ago, I was at the comedy store and I was in the main room. And you were right before me.

Yeah. Okay. And you gave me a... Really heartfelt sweet. No, hold on. The worst intro I've ever gotten in my life. Worst. Wow.

He goes, this guy has changed. This is what he said. This guy's changed. He's a piece of shit. Oh. He's a dick now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys just set me up this like Osama bin Laden.

What the fuck's going on? I know. Are you guys blocking the door? Did you not do this? Yes, I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was pissed off. I know you were mad at me, right?

Yeah, yeah. I thought that, you know, on stage, right? That stuff, like... No, it's like a pimple. He don't pop my pimple on stage. But why were you mad at him? Because he's changed. In what way do you feel?

Oh my God. I love it. No, let's get into this. It's so fucking stupid. You guys are lifelong friends, I have to know. Long long. No, he has changed ever since you broke his heart. Ah!

And you took his half Chinese baby. Oh, good for you. That's good for you. I need me. No, what happened was I noticed it when I worked with Nick Schwartson and Bobby up in Edmonton. We did this big show up there. And he was just acting like a dick. You know what I mean?

He was just like, no. It's like, dude, you've been doing this to fucking gain an audience. You got to be nice to the people that come up to you and say nice things. You don't try to avoid them and start smoking and get, I don't like it. I don't like it. You know what I mean? You have to stop and you have to embrace the love that people have for you. Dude, let's go do a strip club.

I don't want to go. You're not being social. That's what you're doing. That's what you're doing. We went, dude, when we were walking from the van into the fucking Chinese restaurant, sorry, it wasn't a Chinese restaurant. Dude, there was a lot of stuff. I don't know what to tell you.

We were in Edminton. He was just a sketch. Maybe he wasn't on his meds or something. But I was like, dude, why are you acting like a dad? dick, dude. Now, let's read the room. No, I don't remember. That's insane. You remember? I don't remember any of that.

He's fucking lying. Let me say, you're a fucking liar. Let's call Nick Swerson. Right now. He'll tell you. Right now. He'll tell you. When was this? Like, what time? It doesn't matter what time it was, because it never fucking happened. Now, I was in Edmonton with him and Swartson at one point. I remember that. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Did he pick up? Yeah, he's going to call right now. Listen, I'll just tell you, you were just acting weird. Okay, alright, let's act weird. Give me the phone. Okay, well, let him answer first. I know. I don't want you to direct the conversation.

Okay, I'll give it to you when I get. You don't say nothing. I won't say anything. All right. Right, shit, he's not answering. I have a phone. I'm going to call him. Yeah, let's see who picks up for who, okay?

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, let's see what happens. Yeah, because you're like the letterman of the Chinese. No, that's not. You're a big. Dude, you're big, right? Here we go, here we go. He didn't pick up for either once or we're both losers.

Go ahead. So anyways, so, you know, I've been known for a long time. You know what I mean? I know what it's like for people to come up to me. And now Bobby's very known. I mean, that's just the reality. Everywhere he goes, people like Bobby Lee. Can I have, you said I can say something too.

So, Jaime, right? Someone said he's like the Matthew McConaughey. Yeah, he's like, no, Matthews is cool. What did you mean? The Matthew McConaughey of this generation. David Letterman, he said. Well, Matthew McConaughey, too. Okay.

All right, all right, all right. So, he's great, Matthew McConaughey. I never met him. He's so shiny, dude. I bet he is. He looks shiny on television. He looks great, dude. Yeah, yeah.

Stop talking about it. Anyways, so my point, so that's why I snapped. That's why I snapped. Because I grew up with him, and I don't want to see him turn out, like, you know, Hollywood. Wait, was, did you guys fight during that trip, or did you say anything then? No, because it never happened, so why would we fight over something that didn't happen? It's insane. And we're going to do a deposition about this.

Yeah, yeah, I have, there's no witnesses that you have. This is just coming from your point of you. Swartson is not going to side with you because there's no way he's going to side with you. He knows I'm a nice person. I'm not saying you're not an nice person. I take photos with every single person to ask for one. Yeah, as you're smoking and stressed out about it and not opening your heart. No, I,

What the fuck are you talking about? My heart is completely open 24-7. Listen, I'm at the store. I see Jaime there. People are coming up to him and he's opening as what? My heart. Yes. You almost didn't know what to say.

And Kalila, you do what? You open your what? My heart too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When people come up to you and see. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Arms, like kisses, hug. So, Kalila, can I ask you?

Can I talk? Yes. All right. This is so stupid that we're even talking about something that never happened. But let me try, okay? Let me try this, okay? Look at me right now, right? Does this ring true with you?

What he's saying? Okay, I'll be, there's two parts to this. I have seen you be the most pleasant, joyous, wonderful, sweet soul. I have also seen the other side, which is ringing true for me, which is that you can be very, prickly and ill-tempered and mean. To who? Not to fans.

No, to friends. Your friends. Not to fans. Never to fans. Never to fans. But like us are to your friends. To Polly. To Polly.

You know. So I'm going to say something about Paul, if I may. He's been trying to start a war with bad friends for a year. Yeah, yeah. You have. We talk about it a little time. Like, what is he starting to start a war for? Right?

And you're talking shit about us too, right? So my point is that you're, you're, you're, you're. You're a rabble-rouser. You like to poke, right? And you're not based in any kind of truth. Wait, what are you saying? I want to know this is so funny to me. First of all, I don't remember.

And that can't be true. You have to cut this part out. Same time. Same tactic. Yeah, it's never happened. Yeah, it's never happened. I don't know what you're talking about. I never tried to have a war with you.

I always supported you. Dude, people are online and they can see it. What's happening? Tell me what I'm missing. So he'll go like, Dude, fuck you guys, we're in a war. You know what I mean? He's talking about...

He just says it? Say it. He says it. We're in a war, man. Fuck you guys, man. You guys talk shit. Like, he's trying to start something. And we're sitting there at the studio, you know what I mean?

Bad friend's studio. And we're like, what is Paul doing? And I'm like, he's just poking the bear. So what he's doing right now with Edmonton, he's poking the bear. He's a deceiver. Let me talk. You are talking. You have to say, like, an Asian person.

No, I'm not doing it. He's a deceiver. All right. He's a deceiver. I want to say, you're a deceiver. You work in the shadows. Yeah, you do. You work in the shadows.

You're a trixie trickster. All right? You said that word with the Rambonzo. Rambonchus? No, you said. Rabble browser? You're a rabble rouser, dude. That's a real word?

That's a real world. I can't even believe you remember me saying it. I just, it's a cool. What does it mean? What do you think it means? What do you think it means? Hold on. What do you think of these? Just yapping guy?

I guess maybe. Yeah, yeah. Rolera. Someone who like starts a little fires. Fire. Yeah. Well, I think you started a fire with Sebastian Manascalco. See, this is.

Oh, I love it. What's going on? I don't know. With the response video with all those other comedians. You know what I mean? First of all, I've never been on that station. And you know, and... Why would I have no...

I have no... No, I'm not talking about the station. I'm talking to me response video with all the other comedians. is coming out Sebastian. And you had dinner with him last week at his house. Okay, no, I did it. Okay, first of all, I haven't seen Seb in three months. You haven't seen what?

Seb. Okay, I don't know who that is. Sebastian Manus Scott. Oh, wow. See, Hollywood, that's what I'm saying. He's changed. Seby. Yeah, Seby.

What? Seabster. No one would know that that's his name unless you're Mr. Hollywood. Okay. But I want to kiss your ring. Like David Letterman. Play a Chinese song. No, no, no, that's not even working.

Yeah. Bobby D. You know, I know Bobby D. Robert De Niro. Anyway, my point is that... Well, no, here's part of the reason why I came after you. Okay? Ooh. What?

Can I say it? Yeah. You're the one that's talking. Okay. So Bobby, as you guys all know, you know, I found under a rock in San Diego, pretty much under a shell. You know, this is where you play the song, right? And I've championed him for years. Wow.

You know, and he's doing great now. You know what I mean? and sometimes I would like to come on with him. I'd never even been on bad friends. Let me say it again, you guys, just for the record. What the fuck you laugh and I'll punch you in the face again. No, I never even been on bad friends. And every time I see Santino...

It's going to say that way, I'll tell you that right now. And every time I see Santino, he's like, yeah, let's do it. And it just never happens for whatever reason. So I said to him backstage in the main room at the store where we all hang out in the back of the main room, I said, dude, let me come on bad friends. It'll be fucking fun. And he says, you have nothing to promote is what he said.

You know, let me say it again. Yeah, Bobby said that. He goes, when you have something to promote, we'll have you on. So immediately, I'm thinking, oh, this is what this world is now. You have to have something to promote to be on these shows. And that's just the way it is. And what it used to be is like friends would just be on people's podcasts, but now it's all corpority. And that's just what it's shifted into.

Which is fine, but that's just the way it is. Did you not say that to me? And I even said, here's, I even said this. I even said, I have no deal with, I even said, off the rails. Listen, I even said. I even said, I just had a fucking tumor. That is what I said. That is true.

And I said, look, I can. Oh, you're going to bring cancer into it, bastard? I'm so glad you got it. Anyways, do you understand what I'm saying? I'm sorry. So, you know what I'm saying? That's it. Yeah, so I was like, dude, I just, I got it.

I had a scare. I had a scare. A life scare, Bobbin. You have anything to promote is not a friend move. That's what I'm saying. So now let her speak for a while. He's full of lies. That's not a lie.

Now, I know you were sick. And I, just for the record, no, we do have friends on here. If they don't have to promote. Yeah. And that's okay. And I'm okay with that. It's just, it just happens so quick. Just you guys are old friends.

Yeah, it just happens so quick that all of a sudden this turned into like a business. Look at me, look at me, look at me, push boss. Polly and Bobby, long friends. Yeah, over 20-something years ago. I look weird with no mustache, huh? No, you look good. Oh, I do, okay. So respond to what I just said, buddy.

Uh-huh. You know, you don't want to respond? Okay, I want to move on from after this. Okay, that's fine, but I'm just saying. Let's do final, what do you call it? Response, final thoughts. That's fine. All right.

So everyone gets one turn. And would you like to go first? No, you go first. Okay. Is this a debate or forgiveness? It's a debate because I look like Cheddar Rico, bro. Nalurraico, too. Cheddar Rico is crazy.

I look like Cheddar Rico. Such a debate, yeah, dude. I'm going to vote for you, Cheddar. So, final thoughts. none of this stuff I was privy to before the intro. Privy? When did you come up with that fucking word? Yes, like three seconds ago.

You've never said the word privy before, but go on. Okay. I never saw, what's that other word? Rambal Rouser. Rouser. I haven't said that in five years. That's a good word. I like that word. Okay, anyway. But you don't like privy. Okay, let's move on.

He's changed, man. You know what? We talked about it on your show. And you agreed too. Yeah. Yeah. You agreed with him? Yes.

Be careful. No, it was my first day back, so I don't know. I don't know what you're doing right now. I was going to say, I meant. He just got here, dude. He just got back, dude, all right? He just, he did. Don't rabble rouse.

The surgery here. Yes, I wanted to take care of you. Oh, yeah, yeah. What did I say? I said he should, him and fucking Santino should raise money for your face. Oh, my God. Did I trust say that?

Money for your face. Play that right now. Do one show a benefit for his fucking faces, poor guy. We go to Korea, dude. We get your whole face on. Let me see. Go like this. Is it still crooked?

Yeah, dude. So tell him from your heart what you want to do. It hurts to eat, man. Yeah. It's harder. We need a... Final response. Final response is.

Let me speak. I want you to pitch your tooth situation to me. It's not one tooth. It's his jaw, dude. It's $20,000. It's $20,000. This whole mouth thing. Yes, right?

About. And it hurts or you don't like the way it looks. Is it a both? It's causing also severe sleep apnea for him. And the fact that I have to bring this up. How the fuck do you know that? Because we talk. Hyman's my boy.

He's my little son. Yeah, I think we're all turning on him now. Yeah, yeah. Look at that. Bobby. All right, final thoughts. Final thoughts. Final.

Sit back down. You weasel. Louise. Anyway, my final thoughts. So up until the intro, these are things that I wasn't aware of. Edmonton never happened. Everything was fine with Edmonton.

He's never even prod up. Edmonton, this is the first time he's ever brought it up, which is strange to me, because that was years ago. But that sounds like someone I know. Someone who lets, when something happens to them,

they don't have it in the moment, they don't have it in them to tell that person in the moment. Who is this person that you know? You. Fico. You, FICO you. You can you. I want to say fuck, but I bailed out of it.

FICO. I go fico. That's another word who's never heard. But you, like, since the dawn of time, Bobby, you're somebody that holds it in. And the person doesn't even know why you're mad at them. And then all of one day, you're like, well, you did this to me. And then they don't remember. Oh, the resentment box.

And now you're doing it to Polly. Okay. Okay. Maybe. All I do know, though, is this is stuff that's happening. privately, okay, when you're introing somebody in front of a sold-out room in the main room,

especially when you had a great set, okay, and you say that I'm a terrible person, you know what I mean? Really, you've changed, you know, you're a piece of shit now, Bobby Lee, right? I went out there with not a pop. Because they believed me.

No, they believed you. So it got weird, real fast. Wait, for real? Yeah, so I'm on stage, kind of like trying to, you know, me. You should pull up the clip. It's out there. It is out there.

You should pull it up. Yeah, yeah. His intro is out there, clipped. It's great. Yeah, yeah. You can feel the venom in my chest. Yeah, and so I had a rough set. That's a good one.

Okay, I'm privy to that too. All right, so I had a rough set. Here we go. Should we just listen to it? Yeah, let's just listen to it. It's at the comedy store. Maybe I got it wrong. How about this?

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This guy's turning. You guys, you know, you want people looking. He's going to come out and tell me to shut the fuck up. No, come out now. Come out now. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. You're not playing that bullshit here anymore.

No, no, no, no, stop it. Stop it, stop it. This one's saying. So anyways, I've been in Hollywood ever since I was a little baby. I've seen everyone. You know, all the comedians, all the different people come up.

They become known and then they become famous. And some of them change, too. This audience. He has a fucking dick doing this. I've been the same fucking idiot in my whole life. He becomes famous. He won't even put him in his fucking podcast, bro. He says I have nothing to promote

I have nothing to promote He says That's what he said It's a business now It's a fucking business I'm keeping up for body Yeah Pretty real

Yeah Pretty fucking good intro you think Pretty fun Pretty awesome That's a brutal That's a brutal intro Brutel yeah But I felt like

I really felt Sad You meant that Yeah It's earning Public shaming You like that? I was Ceresay out there, dude

What's her name? Serse. Serse. I was Serse out there, shame, shame, shame, shame. It started with him not wanting to dance with me. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, can we get, can we go to this, right?

Are we at the comedy store or Studio 54? Pick a club. You know, no, no, no, pick a fucking club, right? Because I think I'm at a comedy club. Yeah, well, we're not at studio, right? Am I? Is this the 70th? We used to dance on my show.

We used to dance all the time together. That's what I was saying. Our dancing days are over. All right. I want to say that right now. Hollywood. That's not Hollywood. Our...

As ageism. No, it's back pain. It's not Hollywood. I'm 55. It's my heart. I just want to dance. So I don't want to dance before my set. I don't want to be out there dancing with you.

That's not what I want to be doing. Okay. Right? And so because I rejected you, it's because of the dance. I rejected you because if I would have danced with you, you wouldn't have given me that. Correct. Right.

So it was your, I turned you down. It was insulting and you got mad. Let's just be honest. Partly and then it built up. But it had nothing to do with Edmonton. But it triggered the memory of Edmonton. No, it didn't trigger the memory. Oh, let's fucking be real.

I don't know what the fuck is going on. This guy's a fucking deceiver. I just said it was a brutal intro. He's a fucking no liar. He's a fucking no liar. He fucking does this all my whole life. Manipulating and fucking twisting. turning, dude. What the fuck

you're doing? Bidi poopopop up. Bari Bopu-pawf, you're fired. I hope I spent a year from now. The last time I see you, man. You're not fired. Anyway, you know, you said we're going to rock it under the bridge, though. We're good now, right? No, we're not good, dude. You said this. Forever

War. I want a forever war now with you, dude. Fuck you, dude. Anyway, we got that over with. Let's talk about other things. All right, all right, everything's fine. Welcome back to the program. How many times does Paul done the program? In every studio almost, even the old one.

Yeah. No. The old house. No, no, no. I actually looked. I looked. Last night, I looked when I was on here last. It's pretty interesting.

I love what you're doing right now, dude. Let's take a guess. No, no, no, don't tell him. I have a memory. Okay. Okay. Okay, wait, let me guess. First of all.

I may say something before you say that, because I know what you're going to say. Yes. Okay, let me just do a little, all right? Mind you, okay. Just mind you. Mind you. There's probably thousands of people that want to do the podcast that we have to schedule and work around, right?

Because it's like, you know, a lot of people want to do. We can't oblige this and that time, this and that, right? So it's like, you know, we can't have the same guy on every week is basically what I'm trying to say. We have to rotate. So go ahead. So take a guess when I was on here last. How many? Two years ago.

I'll take a guess. Don't say it, guys. I only remember one other time with you. So this is your second time. Okay, that's your guest. That's my guess. You know how long ago that was? You just came here from Puerto Rico, so you don't know anything.

I came from Phoenix. Phoenix. So take a guess. What do you think? About three, four years ago? Okay, can I tell you? I've been on twice? Because I looked last night.

This is your third time, though. This is my third time. and the last time I was on was six years ago. I was close. Six years ago. Isn't that wild? And I'm not saying that like... October 29, 2020.

Oh, COVID year. COVID, that's crazy. That's a long time. That's a long time ago. So anyways, back to... Was that you? Back to my relationship with you. Oh, my...

Back to my relationship with you. I've known you, I discovered you, I cherish you, I held you like a fucking bow, you know what I mean, like a fucking oyster in a shell my whole life. She saved your career in a way because you didn't have shit before mad after mad TV. And she said you're brilliant. She said you're brilliant and you should do a podcast. I remember talking to you in the fucking parking lot at the store. she pushed you because she loved you and she thought how brilliant you were

I like Teller Rico Chatterico Chatter Rico Am I right? Tell me I'm right I that's not Can you support him to do a podcast? Yeah I love Bobby

And I think he's to this day The most brilliant person alive So yes But he wasn't doing it And you're like dude you got to do this It'll be awesome Yeah, he was in a bad place when I first. He was in a rough spot when I first met him, yeah.

Yeah. So she, you know, in a way, is partly responsible for all this, too, because she loved you and she supported you. She supported you. I remember, dude, I was there. I remember that the early days when I used to go to the comedy store. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, he was there because he had used to come up to me. I don't know what I'm going to do, but, but, but frustrated with this career. Yeah. You know what I mean? Those were some dark times. But he found his niche. And I'm so happy for you. Ask you a question, please.

Shout out to all the women. Do you think Paul? Appreciate you, bro. Appreciate you, Polly. Paul, can I ask you something? Yes. Do you think every comic has a period in their career where they're struggling,

even after they had a... A lot of... Yeah, a lot. So I'm just going through what normal people go through. And then you kind of reinvent and you adjust and you try to figure it out. Yeah, and I was there for you as a friend. And I was there for you.

I'm there for you as a friend. Correct. So can we kumbaya and put everything in the past? Yeah, I'd have to make a deal with you right now. What? Can I make a deal with you right now? Yeah, we can make a deal. If you ever give me an intro like that again, I will lose my fucking mind.

Respect. Oh, respect. No matter what's going on between you and I personally, right? Just stop. When we're performing, it's a professional environment. Right. And I want. You're right.

No, I'm being real, right? I want the respect and the, you know, because it's like I bombed that night and bombing hurts. And also on top of it, while I'm performing and I am bombing, I'm getting rage because I'm thinking about you the whole time.

You know what I mean? Because you start thinking about the intro. Kind of like that night in Detroit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, we talked about Detroit before. Let's move on. Let's move on from it. Let's move on for me.

Let's move on for him. I saw a clip of the other day in Austin someone who thought you were homeless. Yeah. Is that a sketch? It felt like that was a sketch. I don't know. Is it real?

So I saw a video earlier day some guy in Austin was like, oh my God, there's a homeless and Polly walks by and goes, I'm not homeless. And you guys, yeah, you are. You're like, no, I'm Polly, sure. That was a bit we were doing. Okay, good. It felt real, though.

Yeah, but you didn't look homeless. You had like little fluorescent green shorts. Yeah, we're on the way to, We're on the way to yoga. Yeah, no, we played Joe's club on the weekend and hung it out with your friend, Tony Hinchcliff. Yeah. Why don't you go see them more often over there?

Here we go, dude. They would love to have. You're a rabble roger, dude. Joe Rogan loves you. Tony loves you. You should go back over there. Those are your homies. Yeah, dude.

I don't know much about it, you know. I like seeing Joe. I like seeing Tony. I like seeing those guys, but I'm not a part of that. You know, I'm a part of my own thing. They miss you and they love you out. I love them too and I have much, you know, feeling.

Well, say what's up to Tony if he's watching. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tony. What's up? We should, I think we should, we should hog tie him, hog tie him and bring him to fucking Austin. No, no, no, no. You love it there, though.

I do. I do. What is it about that you love, awesome? I love his room. It's great. The room is great. It's a beautiful club. Have you been to the club?

No, never. It's beautiful. Your mom's bar, too? Yeah, yeah. Mitzies Club? Yeah, yeah. There's a bar called Mitzies Bar.

Is that what it's called? Yeah, and there's a beautiful photo of your mom on the wall beautifully framed. It's a beautiful club. Yeah, Joe's got a big heart. You know, he really... I know, I believe that, yeah.

I love Joe. He's got a big heart and he cares. I mean, dude, do you think he needs to fucking do what he's doing with running this club? He's got his own life. Yeah. He's doing it for the comics.

Yeah. And that's awesome. I think that's awesome. And it's fucking great. And a lot of the younger comics there are doing great. Listen, out of all the comics in the world,

that I've, he's helped me the most, I think, Rogan. In terms of advice and, you know what I mean, like, what do I do here? What do I do that? You know, he's very good at that, you know? And I, um, I really love the guy. And I love Tony, but I also love Carlos Monscia. Let's move on. Um, anyways, his, his heart is on that, in that club and, and that's why I go.

I like it. Yeah, yeah, it's a good, yeah, it's a good thing. Um, yeah. So you did a short. Yes. Yes. Yes. So you sent it to me yesterday.

I didn't watch it. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Let's put it up. We can't watch it. No, you can't. It's called Remain Calm. It's with Nick Schwarzen.

It's great. It's like if you send him like a GoFundMe. Yeah, for your teeth, right? Yeah, and he looked at it, but he didn't donate. Because I did send it to him, right? Wait, did you actually make a GoFundee? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. Did how much money did you raise?

Yeah, no, no, let's go back to this for a second. So you did, so you went and got an estimate on your teeth and your face, right? right? Yeah. Be specific. Why the face? Because it's a jaw on break.

No, it's just my jaw is not the whole face. Watch this. No, relax your face. Okay, yeah, yeah.

See, so it's more crooked here like this. And it's got to be straight and like that. And the way to do that is put them out and put them under

and then you go in there and you fucking crack it and you put it back to normal. Set it in place. Set it in place. Yeah. And that's going to cost 20 grand.

No. Probably more, no? This Instagram dentist, he... Instagram dentist. We're not going to do Instagram dentist, I mean. No, but let's not... They offered. They offered?

Listen, if I... So what does the Instagram dentist say? About 50 grand. Yeah, I was going to say... It went from 20 to 50. Oh, that's too much. That's too much. Cosmetic dentistry is so expensive.

Look, I got a guy in Vegas that I'll probably do it for half the price. You know what I mean? Yeah. So do we do a God would go fund me? I don't know. Yes. up for Jaime's,

behind his teeth and his jaw. No, I think that we should just put our own money in. Yeah. No, go on me. I'll put some money in. I'll put some money in. I'll put some money in. No, Andrew will not.

He will not. There's no way. You can tell my friend Ralph. Oh, Ralph will probably put in, yeah. Ralph Boboosa, what, five? I put in five. Yeah, we put everyone put in five. Five grand.

Yeah, I think it would be sweet. 10 people and we got it. Yeah, this would be good. But here's the thing. We have to pay for it. We're not giving him the money. Correct. We're paying straight to the dentist.

Yeah. Yeah. If you ought to do it for me, I'll grind harder. 40 grand is a lot. What's the downtime though? I need to know the downtime. How long will your jaw be wired shut? I think it's like a couple weeks.

And you can only eat soup for like two months probably. That's okay. That's what happened when I had a tumor. Really? Let's go back to that. Oh yeah. No. Hey, Polly.

Have you talked about your tumor like, publicly? No, because he doesn't want to talk about it. Well, I want to talk about it. He did a full body scan. Why, he did the pernuval, right? Yes. Right. And they found a little baby sweet pee of a nugget. Yeah, I'm okay though. I got lucky.

So he got lucky, caught it early, he got surgery. Yeah. On your pancreas? Yeah. And it was, they did it, they biopsyed it and everything? Yes. Yeah. I was just very lucky. It was my friend died, Sam died. You know, Sam Macaroni, the director of guest house.

He died Macaroni died? Yeah How? He died because he was having sex With his girlfriend And he had an aneurism When he orgasmed

And he fucking passed out And that was it And he went in a coma That what a good way to die though Yeah No? Notting? Yeah there he is

Look Yeah Brain aneurism Oh And so after that After that I'm like Shit I got to do a scan Have you done a scan?

Yeah I did the prenuvo scan Yeah You're not going to have anything That's the whole thing is 99.9% but if you check it you know and you can find something.

Yeah. That was a scary time. Lucky. Yeah. Lucky. But Polly, are you feeling better? Yes.

And the, but the procedure was all successful. It was a nucleation. They scooped it out. They got it. Yeah. I had a great surgeon at Cedars and

I'm very lucky. A lot of people aren't lucky. A lot of people have pancreatic cancer, but it was benign. Oh. I just got fucking lucky, dude. Nice. Yeah.

And it's awesome. And it's been in there for like about 30 years. When that happens, do you believe that God did that? What saved me for it? Discovering it early. You think that there's a spiritual element to it? Well, that, but also Sam dying. Sam dying.

Yeah, help me. All that stuff is, you know, it's like seeing little mysteries in the world like that and viewing it as a miracle is nice. Yeah, I'm very lucky, very fortunate, you know? I mean, all of us, obviously so much time has passed. The fact that you guys are still rocking and rolling is pretty cool. I think so. This is awesome.

Because it was bumpy for a while. It was never bumpy. It was not really. It was maybe there was some like maybe a little bit of hurt here and there. But no, I love Bobby so much. Forever and ever. She's friends with my girlfriend now. I love his girlfriend.

Yeah. Dimitria, right? Dimitria. Did Demetria for sure? Eastern European? Yeah. So the short. Let's talk about the short. What is it called?

It's called Remain Calm. Remain Calm. Can you watch it on YouTube, right? Yeah. It's on the Lewis Brothers site right now. It's the same guys that did the Richard Simmons. Yeah, yeah. And it's hopefully, well, I think we're going to turn into a feature.

That'd be great. So we're pretty excited about it. It's Halloween time. Yeah. So I thought it would be cool to do this. Looks great already. Look like very beautiful. Yeah.

Well shot. We spent like 100 grand on this fucking show. No. Yes, dude. It looks it. Yeah. And Nick, and it was just for me, always been a fan of Nick Schwarzson. And I've known him for, what, 20, 30 years?

And I was like, fuck, if me and him can play off each other, that'd be sick. How many days does it take you to shit this thing? We took two days. Well, two days for me and Nick, and then I think an extra day or two for the other actors. Where'd you shoot? We shot in the valley, deep in the valley. It's good. It looks great.

Look at that. Yeah. And, yeah, it's pretty cool. There's monsters. That's me right there. That looks really good. That looks so fucking good, dude. Yeah.

And there's monsters, and there's, like, crazy people in it. stuff like that. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Oh, you look great. Oh, this looks great, man. It looks well done, yeah. Yeah, I want to watch it. I should have watched it last night when you said it.

So Collider just had the exclusive, which is a pretty big movie site, and now it's going to go everywhere. But this is my first interview. I got over like 20 podcasts requests for me. Because of this? Yeah, to promote my. short and all and my comedy special too I have a comedy special

what can people see your comedy special that'll be out on November 1st on Sony PlayStation 5 oh that's gonna be cool Sony Sony's doing Sony PlayStation is now doing comedy so you got 75 million kids that wait wait wait wait wait wait wait the PlayStation yeah so if I have a PlayStation if I turn it on what happens you'll see me no no FIFA, War, Warco, Polly Shore. Yeah, no, number first.

Go to PlayStation. Can you go to PlayStation right now? Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, yeah. So, you just take your Hulu special and put it on PlayStation 5. You can do that. You can do that. Yes. They have, right now, they have Adam Ray stuff. They have roast battle. They have a whole bunch of stuff. Wow. Because all the kids, as you know, play PlayStation. I play it. Yeah, I know. I know. I know. I love it. You watch it more than Hulu probably. Yeah. Do you want, you play? You don't play, do? Yes, they do. You play game.

I just got, yeah, I got my counsel, and now I'm playing, yeah. What are you playing? I'm playing war zone six. No, you're not playing war zone. No. Do you know how great, would you set up me and Pauly to play war zone? Yeah, that'd be sick. That'd be so funny, dude?

Oh my God. You're not a gamer, though. I am. Be honest. No, no, no, I'm not. Yeah, you don't play. No, they just sent it to me, so now I'm going to start fucking with it. All right.

They sent you a PlayStation? Yes. Yeah, yeah, okay. No, it was Amazon. They sent it to me. I spent money on. Did you really buy a PlayStation? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You should play games. I want to. I want to check it out. I'm excited. So, yeah. Ghost of Yota is a good place. Have you played that? Yeah, that's good.

Yeah, Ghost of Yoha. So what's the big one? The big one is Grand Theft Auto. It's coming out in November, right? Yeah. That's going to be big so we can jerk off together and watch it. Yeah. So Sony, they're the owners of PlayStation 5.

Yeah, I know that. So it's like, I've known one for 20 years. Yeah. It says Sony on it. Wow. really teaching us a lot of things about it. Jaime, tell me, be nice.

Be nice, be nice. I thought we buried the hatchet. Oh, yeah, man. So you're, and let me ask you about this because you taught me about you go, dude, why do you play these cities? You got to play these smaller,

do you still play the smaller cities? Yes. Yeah, that's a bright. What he does is so bright. Because, you know, we can all play Chicago and New York or whatever, right? But it's like you're competing with so, right? But one day,

to do what he does and I'm going to do off cities. It's probably more fun. You know what I mean? Spokane. It's more rural. It's more rural. Rural. I know. It's more rural. Yeah. Those people still have family home video. I know they do. It's great. Yeah. Yeah.

But you still. That's where I used to open for me. I know. So I, we used to go to like in the, we've, in a forest. And there's a fucking. I sort of got, we're in a four, like Ozarks. Yes. Forest. Right. And there's a log cabin deep in the forest. Dude, that's where we're playing. And I'm like, what?

Were you on the bus when he jumped off the bus? Jonathan Gottson? Yeah. Oh, you heard about that. No, no, we called that night. Yeah. We called you what happened to Jonathan. So he had, okay. I remember the Jonathan Jock story.

You guys know this? Early Tiger Belly days. Yeah, yeah. So God Sick, one of my good buddies, open for him back in the day. He was great. And he took some acid by accident. Make in Georgia.

In Georgia. Yeah. And then he's in the tour bus with you. He told you to stop the tour bus. He went. No, he didn't tell us to stop. He just jumped off. Oh, you just.

Oh, my God. Big difference. So my friend's honest. He jumps off your tour bus. Yeah. This is what I heard. He ran in the forest? Yes.

Did he make wolf noises? I don't remember. Yeah, yeah. Because I heard that he did wolf noises in the forest. us. So he took Asset, thought he was a wolf, jumped off the bus because he didn't want to be around humans, and he went in the... And then...

Then you left him in a hotel, right? No. Okay. That's the beginning part of it. So he jumps off, and then we go get him, obviously. A man down. It's like a soldier. We can't leave him in the fucking woods. So me and Terrell, my security guard member, Terrell. Oh, I love Big Tee!

Yeah, Terrell. Dude, he could pick me up with his fucking my feet and just... Like a cheerleader? Like a cheerleader with one hand, dude. That guy's so big. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

So we went in there and Steve Simone. We tracked him down in the woods. And we're like, dude, get on the fucking bus. We found him. Like deep in the woods. At night. At night in the middle of Georgia, dude. On the summer, you know, where there's crickets.

And you hear like, I've ever been to the South at that time, but it's fucking gnarly. I think everyone. I think everyone has crickets. At that time. In the summertime. They're really proud. Everywhere has crickets. Okay.

Okay. There's some here. So give me another, give me another noise that would happen. Does the South have cicadas? Those loud, big... Just say cicadas. Cicadas. Yeah. So then we finally got him back.

We finally got him back on the bus. Yeah. And then me and Simone are... Steve Simone. We're watching, I think, the De Niro movie comedian or something, where he plays a comedian. King of New York. Yeah. King of New York.

King of comedy. Yeah. We're watching that. Yeah. And I'm watching Richard Pryor and Sam Kennis and all that stuff. And then Godset thinks we're trying to do something. And he jumps off the bus again. Wow.

Again, on the other side. And he takes off. Well, he's got to see both sides. Yeah. So we get him. We get them. And then we finally get him on the bus. And the bus driver says we can't.

He's a liability. So we have to drop him off at the next hotel. Right. So we took him to the next hotel. So this is where I come in at 4 or 5 in the morning. And I'm talking to God's like he's in a hotel. And he had taken the mattress from the bed and he bombarded the door. He blocked it?

Yeah, because he was on acid. He didn't know what was going on with him. Imagine he's on massive amounts of acid. He has no idea who spiked his drink because he's not a drug. Oh, he didn't take it voluntarily. No. Oh, that's scary. Yeah, so he's in this psychosis.

He was drugged. Drugged, right? So he thinks he's a wolf. He also thinks that people are after him. So he's taking the mattress putting against the wall. and I'm like going, how do we get you back to L.A.? You know what I mean? Because, you know, obviously that was the right thing to do

to keep him in the hotel. But I know, but you left a soldier. Yeah, you did leave a soldier. That's right. That's right, Kalila. No, the bus driver said he can't drive. Oh, it was the bus driver's one. The bus driver said it's a liability.

A liability. So we put him in there. We paid for his room. And his brother actually lived in Georgia, so he went to pick him up in the morning. Oh, that's good. Yeah, he's saying. I love Jonathan.

Yeah, he quit. After that? Yeah, he's a president of a school. He's a principal. Honestly, that would be so traumatizing to me. I would quit, too. But he had a really unique voice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've never seen, until this day, his style of comedy. Yeah, he was very weird and, you know what I mean? Just a fucking great comedy guy. But yeah, the road is the road. You know, I've been doing it? You know what's crazy? Is this year, 2026 is my 40th year I've been doing stand-up. My God.

40 years. Wow. That's why. a lot of small towns. And that's the name of my special. My new special, it's called Road Comic. Because I'm like the ultimate road comic. Yeah, you are.

Like I've been playing clubs, you know, hyenas or the improv or the Funny Bone or Zanies, like for years, you know, with Dorfman and Stroop and all these guys. Yeah. I love Strupe. Yeah. Dave Strupe. Yeah. Good guy.

Columbus. Really good guy. Yeah. But I don't know. You know, I've been playing. But this next year, I want to take a little time off to do some. some more of my... Yeah, because you're a good actor.

I think you're at the right age. I mean, this is... You know, I'll be honest with you. Watching that, I didn't see it, but like just even the visual of it. And then, you know, I know that McCone directed a movie with Andrew that looks really good too.

I think that this is pretty exciting to me. To have comics and independent producers and companies making these like little projects is I think the way it's gonna... Absolutely. Yeah, I think it's cool. I love acting. I miss acting.

I'm going to do some more of it. Get off the road. and put myself into it. You should, dude. Yeah, yeah. I'm also going to get back into acting class. I'm actually monitoring a class tonight

right around the corner. Wow, you're taking a class? Yeah, yeah. Wow. Meisner? No, not Meisner. Just, no, this other class. I'm a miser guy.

Yeah, so, well, there you go. Like this. Weissner! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, yeah, and I got some dates. I got Houston Punchline, and then I'm doing a whole tour of the East Coast.

Back to Detroit, your favorite place? The way place you made me cry. Yeah. Albany, Syracuse, and then we're going to be in Rochester, and then Buffalo. We talked about why he made me crying. Yeah, I remember, but you can probably

talk about it again. Washington. Yeah. So he's on the road. You know, it's so surprising, Paul, because, you know, you're such a friend, and we should have you on more often, not six years.

Don't you think? I apologize for that. We'll get you out. I just think it's fun that we're friends. I just think it's fun to stick with you. Yeah. So, you know, who gives a fuck? You look good there?

What a good sight. First time, 2017. That was the first time. Wow, dude. That was in your apartment. Yeah, I was living apartment, yeah. That was fun. That was fun, yeah.

Look at that. Look how great that is. So young. How many years ago was this? Can I say something? Like almost 10 years. Look how she's looking at Bobby. Yeah, she loved Bobby.

Much love. All right, hi. Okay, hi. You were on it then too, right? Yes. You're right there. At the end, yeah. Gilbert's at the end, it's beautiful.

Yeah. Smile like that. Yeah, I did. So much fun. Anyway, give Paul a round of applause, everybody. Check out his short film. Take out his short film. Remain com with Nick Schwarzen.

Check me out on tour and here we go. Thanks, guys. Thanks, Pauley. Amazing. So where do we leave off? Okay. So Gilbert does the role. You do the role and then...

I'm worried because I'm like, Gil, focus. Did you not like it? The showman and me... I'm a showman. You are. I got it from you. Showman to...

Here's where it kind of didn't feel, start to feel not good for me. I was always under the impression that you were fighting some guy who was your weight class. And up until he came out, I thought, okay, he's fighting a guy. His same size.

You fought the North. When he came out, the guy should have access. He was 10 times your size. Well, not only that, I heard that he had to cut weight. Like, by the way, he was really good. And I, you know, all the, all the, no excuses. Mason, great guy. Hey, great guy. Recovery addict. That's why. Oh, amazing. Amazing. Amazing story. I thought he did amazing. But also that guy easily walks around at like 210, right? Yeah, he looked big. His coach said he was, his coach said he was, his coach said he's like 190. But I don't know if I believe that. I would never seen a man with that may, that traps before.

I don't think he only cut five pounds for her. When he came out, Bobby and I looked at each other and we said, oh, no. Can I tell you something? When I found out, my original opponent dropped out. I was supposed to be at 175 pounds. And then they sent me this new guy, but my coach is like, honestly, dude, you're so fast. You can find anyone you'll be good. So he made me confident.

But when I did the weigh in, I went, what the fuck is this guy? I'm like looking up. He's a lot taller than you, bigger than you, and always possible. And also he had like, sorry, Gil, this is. not a knock to you, but you have like a sleeper build, right? Like this guy was like... I have a belly. But this guy was like hard.

Oh, I felt it when he grabbed my neck. I was like, this is so much weight. But that's not what I saw. What I saw was a guy shucking and jiving in there. Yeah. I saw a guy... Shuck it and jiving? Yeah, I saw a guy...

I was a jive turkey? Yeah, I saw you go in and out, right? Be evasive. That wasn't even the game plan. I know, but you're very evasive. But also landing. Landing. Real shots.

face. I felt, I was, watch this opening move here. So this, oh God, I can't watch it. Wait, this is not the spinning back kick. Yeah,

it is. Yeah, boom. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Look. Oh, dude, that's,

that's pure karate, dude. I wasn't supposed to do this. Look at this. I wasn't supposed to do this at all. At this point, I was like, Gilbert,

keep your fucking hands up. Dude, I heard everyone yell, Nick yelled, keep your fucking hands off. Stop fucking around. So fucking around. So good.

Look at this stuff, dude. What is the response online? People, people, see it on online? If people, I appreciate everyone responding, they're all like, fuck, dude. This makes me want to, like, get in there. It's, like, inspiring. I'm like, yeah, everyone should fight. The way you make everyone do stand-up, I don't think so.

Everyone should fight one. I'm not fighting. Everyone. I'll fight, Jaime. I will set the time. I'll read director draw in the republic. No guy. I'll do it for free. For free.

For free. No 20 grand. Yeah. That's so funny. Gil, honestly, though, so thorny. That's a zombie. That's what you cannot. Someone said you cannot fight someone. They won't go down if they're recovering at it because they will not back up.

Well, that's what I was telling. He just kept walking forward and I was like, oh, he's eating these shots like pretty well. He's just making it. Round one. One. Look at this. But he doesn't go back. He doesn't go back.

It doesn't matter. But he has a lot of weight on him. Yeah, yeah. That was my Dominic Cruz. I tried to look at Dominic after that. Slip. But there was, okay, push pause. So your mom was in the crowd.

Yeah. And I didn't... Was she calm? She was actually a lot calmer than me. Bobby was making fun to me the whole time because I was not well. Oh, he sent me a hilarious picture of you and Jean Hong was there, which was hilarious. You guys were like, like, not looking. Not only was I not well, I had to go to the bathroom and, like, cry after.

Yeah. Like, you're thinking, I was, like, too, like, overwhelmed. Were you guys were nervous for him or no? Yes, I was, like, so nervous. You made me feel proud. I was proud. No, I was, that's what it was. It was like, it was a culmination of being, like, so proud.

And then also a relief. that he was just, like, it was over with and he was okay. Mine was pure pride, bud. I appreciate that. Pure pride. You made me feel actually calm because, you know how it was so intense warming? Because I'm namaste and that's, we'll always be true. Remember how serious I was warming?

You brought, you made the room go, okay, we're all laughing. It's all chill. Let's just relax, but we're warming up. I have chill vibes, do everywhere. I believe it. I believe it. Yeah. And so, um, my coach yelled at me after the first round.

So, what? Yeah, he goes, stop fucking around. We don't play, we don't do this. Yeah, I yelled at him too when he was fighting. Yeah. He was, at one point I seen him like circling around And he's like looking out of I wasn't trying

I didn't plan it I literally go pay the fuck attention Yeah you're crazy You're a crazy person for playing around like that I thought I was like oh my fucking God Like you really are a performer It wasn't I did not plan it You hunger games it

A little bit Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah It was televised you pretended like the world was watching Yeah yeah yeah but no one was watching Nobody watched it yeah but My sister was on live stream. Okay, she was.

No, people saw it, though. I'm getting a lot of comments. People say, I'm proud of Gilbert. Yeah, still proud of you. I was so, I will say, the actually status I felt was right when I got knocked down and I was still fighting, but the ref stopped it. I was so pissed. And I looked at everyone.

I was like, I fucking cannot believe I didn't get the win. I was like, this is crazy. Everyone's here. And I did not get the double. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. That's what pissed me off. I was like, fuck.

Yeah. But I, I made one mistake. Yeah. Yeah. My sister goes, why were you head hunting in the last round? Yeah. Because I wanted to, I had a celebration dance. Is Gabby going to fight?

I'm convincing her too. They want to do a brother's sister cart in Hawaii. To fight other brother's sisters. But David was like, Hawaii? Do you know those girls? Those girls can scrap. We got to go. This one you got, we're going.

Yeah, yeah. When he got knead in the nuts. Oh yeah, you did. He did get a. That was hard. Hey, you know what? I will say, I told Gene Hong right in that second, like, I hope he milks this as long as possible to catch his

breath. I could. I knew. So when I was, because we were, me and Nick were right on the cage, right for it. And so Gilbert gets hit in the nuts and he's walking around, but he walks right past this and he kind of goes like this real quick. And he goes, fuck, I'm not hurt. He's not hurt. I just kept going to be tired, dude. But you know what? He appreciated it. He got to rest, too. Yeah, because I think that, you know, a nice little nap in between felt nice. But here, watch. We'll see. I'll show you guys. The only reason why Gilbert fell. is right here and this is the view I didn't see so when he throws his cross watch his back foot it's still in the so I didn't plan so I was so aware so that's why I framed so he throws it he's still in the air while he gets it oh it was even it's so very short yeah I ran into his hand yeah it was just his his weight was his weight was going forward when his back foot was about to like switch into south bar but you know what get it on him so wait he didn't knock it wasn't a true it was not true yeah no no but he that's true blue dude The refs did say it back. It's amateur fights.

If you go down, we have to protect you. So no, we will stop it early. I'm glad. I have to. It's not my eye lost. I'm glad. He is a big boy. A big boy like that on top.

Give Gilbert a run of applause. That was great. I have to say, this is the funniest thing that happened. Bobby, anytime for the audience obviously produces a podcast, anytime I get a call from Bobby, I already know, it's like, all right, he wants to cancel the podcast. I have to make an excuse me. Or he's pissed about something or blah, blah, blah.

He called me at 9 a. So I was like, oh, fuck, what is it? He just goes, he giggles and goes, are you hurt? You have to do it again. A star is born. I'm like, fuck,

everyone wants me to do this again. You have to do it again. But why? Because you were good. If you were a fool. Am I being a professional? I'm not trying to be a professional. It doesn't matter.

You have to win. You can't do one fight and lose. You have to win one. That's what Dominic said. And T.J. Dillosh, I was like, come on,

dude. Go one and one. But also, like, would you actually walk away if you feel that rush of the win? I don't think so. Wait, Dilloshan,

you're going to keep pacing it? Well, he was, he, uh, because I work on Dom's pod and we had T.J. Dillishaw on it. So we had it set up. And Dillshaw has watched, he's been a guest on the other podcast and he said, you have to do it again. Yeah, yeah. You think if you win, though, that you'd be able to walk away. Yeah, I'm not trying to be a fighter. I will say if I do it again, this walk out of performance is going to be, I'm getting a gospel choir. I'm doing a marching band. We're doing the whole thing. Oh, I'm doing flips too. Yeah. He's doing like a cheerleader with pom-poms? Can I, can I suggest one more thing?

Like, can you not say yes to a matchup that's like where you have to go up and wait for a minute? I would go down. So I waited at 179 with clothes. He was 185 and then shirtless. I would probably fight at 155. Okay. I think I can do it too. Do you want to do it?

Am I trained for it? It's a 20-week program. Why are you looking at it like that? What? Nope. What's your background in any kind of martial? What's your combat sport background? Um, nothing.

But that's who it's made for. That's who this program is made for. They'll call you the armadillo. A guy choked me in 70-3. Okay, anyway. Wait, for a real, 20-week program? Yeah, that's what the program's made for. You can lose weight.

It used to be called from couch to a cage or whatever, but it's... I weighed 216 pounds at the beginning of the year. How much you weigh now? 179. I weigh 213 right now. Okay, anyway. With that frame? Let's do that.

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