TigerBelly - Ralph Barbosa & Master of the Frog Wisdom

Episode Date: November 29, 2023

Ralph brings his lips. Bobo likes the lips. Jamie is an owl. We chat George Lopez, LA dabble, speakeasy barbershop, chess banditos, and Asian clubs.  www.sleptkingdom.com 

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What's going on around here? It's hurting me on. I'm ready to tell a story. I'm gonna run here. It's hurting me on. What? I'm ready to tell a story. So stupid. Dude, I don't know why I just woke up, but I don't know why I just did that. I'm just interested. Sometimes your comedy when you're tired goes like 90s.

If you notice that, it'll be like, hey, hey, hey. Yeah, black 90s. Yeah. Black 90s. So, I don't have to explain this, but I do. I was in New York with Ian Finance, and I was doing his podcast with Jordan. And right after we're done, I get a call from my agents, and they go, listen, we need you

to tape something right now. And I go, what? I'm in New York, they go. All right, so Paul Figgs doing this movie. And he needs something, because he's doing a screening tomorrow, but there's one little piece that he needs, and he needs you as a podcaster. And he's going to interject it into the movie.

And I'm already at Ian Finance, the studio. So I go, I go, I know, I'm with, ah. So I hang out with my agent, I go to Ian, I go, hey dude, here's what we're gonna do. Yeah. I have to explain that, we explain it with you. No, she's messed out. I'm locked in, baby.

Okay. So this is what we're gonna do. I go, eat and enjoy it. I go, we're gonna shoot this thing. And they're like, I know, but we're gonna go eat. And I go, I know, but dude, you're gonna be in a movie, right? But we'll shoot it a three shot. So they're all in it.

Yeah, so there are everyone's in it. And they also improvise a little bit in it. And then I also, so we memorize the lines, you know, and it takes like an hour to do it. Right? And then we send it in, we go eat, and also they're gonna pay me money, I was gonna tell I go Jordan and Ian,

I go, you guys, I'll give you some of this money, this and that. Anyway, I let it go, never think about it again. And so Ian keeps asking about the movie like, you know what's up with that movie? I was thinking of it. And I said, I literally go, you're here already? Wait, what the fuck is going on here?

Why is he six minutes early? He can't finish his story. Get him to finish the story, fucking he's already here! No, no, come here! Sorry. Who's this Mexican? Not you. Who's this guy?

What? Jaime. Jaime. Really? You're Jaime? Yeah. What's you? You're Korean?

He likes Jaime. He's the way he's looking. That's Korean. I wasn't going to bring him to high mood. Why? Because he's like weird for you, but then I was like, nah. He likes me? Yeah.

You're weird for me bro? You're weird for me bro? Not sexually, but you are. You like me. You're not even fucking like me? What are you doing here? You got all shy, huh? Thank you.

And who's Korea? Karina! Oh, I had to tell you're Korea. I literally thought her name was Korea. I had the headphones on. Her name was Karina. Karina. Karina. Okay, she's a collared career. She doesn't care.

She's more like a side character. Oh, Korea. You guys live in Dallas too? Great. You love it there? I love it. You love it there? Did you start at the Addison Improv?

Yeah, that's a great club. I like it. You don't like it? No, I do. What's your favorite clothing Dallas? How he does? You don't like it? No, I do. What's your favorite clothing Dallas? Oh. Are you guys? No. I don't know.

I think maybe Addison Improv, maybe Arlington. I don't know. The forward Hainas is really cool. It's a cool place to work on material, good, comfortable. But the Addison Improv definitely feels like home. You're so cute. Oh, thank you.

You just do what you talk. It's just like a, I do. I do, all right. Like a Hispanic cricket or something. That's so cute. Oh, thank you. You just do what you talk. It's just like a, I do. I like it. Like a Hispanic cricket or something. That's so cute. Hey. Or frog or frog or frog.

I like frogs. Yeah, you, you, you, I love frogs. Do we talk? Yeah. Good. I like frog wisdom. The fuck is frog? Mexican frogs.

Yeah. Did we say, no, we're, why is frogs? Why is frog? Yeah frogs. Yeah. Did we say, no, we got wife's frogs? Wife's frog. Yeah, frog wisdom. Frog wisdom. Frog wisdom. I don't know why you even said that, dude. We went from there to there.

Well, let's introduce him first. I'll tell you. Can we just say this, work work? Yeah. Can you come up, come here on time? Can we do that? I was on time. That was, that was five minutes late. Two days in a row. No, I was on time. I wasn't. That was five minutes late.

Two days in a row. No, I was one minute late yesterday. Two minutes late yesterday. That's a be real dude. Okay. Also, by the way, just historically, just before we get started with Ralph. This guy blocked me.

I called him. He blocked me. You blocked him, but what? I went to a voicemail twice. The email said to me. Oh, the email said to me. What's up, bro? The email said to call me. What's up, bro? The email said to call him.

Yeah, he's wearing a suit, bro. That's what that is. And then when he did answer, he would like, dude, stop fucking calling me. Yeah. The idea of George, like, your friend Jaime's head is like a perfect circle. Yeah.

He doesn't even have a neck. He's like an owl. Go, go like this. Go. Woo, woo. Yeah, yeah. Move your hand, bro. Yeah. Oh, go. Woo-hoo. Yeah, yeah. Move your hand, bro. Yeah.

Whoa, dude. Show that thing off. You are like an owl, dude. He's all head and shoulders, baby. So, all right, so, I'll introduce him. He's a kid. Well, how old are you? 24, 25, 8.

I'm 27. Thanks. Oh, whoa, real man. You have hair down there? Yeah, which is coming. Yeah. I don't have the frog biz down there. You did? You frogs up here?

I don't know, let's move on. I'm going to get married to Tristan first. All right, all right. Come set, my bad. He is his, let's say that. He is, yeah. You can say whatever you want, man. No, no, I'm just trying to, well he has a Netflix special.

He's best friends with George Lopez. No, is that what you sell? George Lopez is best friends with me. I could do better. Whoa. Hey, frog wisdom. Frog wisdom. I'm a lot of people's best friends, but I have very few best friends of my own.

Whoa, frog wisdom. Yeah. Ralph Barbosa. Yeah, Barbosa. Is that right? Barbosa. Yeah. Ralph Barbosa, everybody.

Young kid on the block dog was sup. This has been great, thank you. You're not leaving. You thought that was the end? Right. Yeah. I'm new to Hollywood. You don't come here that often? Yeah, I'm Neurohally with. You don't come here that often?

Yeah, a dabble. You dabble. How many times have you been here? 15? Oh, that's a guy. That's a guy. So a dabble, dude? You're a user.

Like, if you're smoking weed, you go, I dabble. No, I guess 15 times in your whole lifetime. If you're using pot, you're dabbleing. I've been here like 27 years, like on Earth, L.A., 15 times out of those years. That's a dabble. I like that.

That's the dabble, dude. That's a dabble, dude. Yeah, I see. I'm not a liar, dude. And you come here to do shows? What's the first time you came here? 2020. Wow, so you're like recently dabbling.

Yeah. I wanted to see what the apocalypse looked like the over here. Oh really? Yeah, it did look as different than Dallas way different. You guys were like sad That's true. No, Texas is happy. I mean we had comedy shows, you know, I know But did they did they die more or no? I think the same, maybe. The same? Yeah. So we should have opened two. James, maybe.

Your friend. She was like spray everything down, don't be bad. I did the same, but I also had people over my house all the time. So you had fiestas. No. Is that racist? Could be.

No, that's funny. The owl says no. No, no that racist? Could be. No, that's funny. The owl says no. No, no, it's because I was a, I used to be a barber and during 2020 I was like running like this kind of speakeasy barber shop. Oh, yeah. I felt like, I don't know, I felt very holocaust, I felt like I was hiding people.

Oh yeah. Did they shut down the barber shop? Yeah, they shut down the barber shops, but I still cut hair out of my bedroom and like, some of the neighbors started to catch on, and I thought they would like report me or something or you know, be mad, but one day his lady came and she was knocked on my door,

and she was like, you cut hair, right? I was like, no. And she's just like, yeah, you do see people coming in and out and they have a haircut. She's like, that was the what a haircut. She's like, you cut my kids hair? I'm like, I can't take any more people in. Like, oh really?

You never did it? No, I did. Of course you did. You're a nice guy. This is money. Well, you like money? It's a side. I don't like it like a whole bunch, but.

Good fun. Can I give you a compliment? Yeah. Your lips, dude. Yeah? No, I mean, I'm sorry. I compliment? Yeah. You're lips, dude. Yeah? No, I mean, I'm sorry. You're comfortable. For me, yeah.

It is? Yeah. Should we just move on from it? I mean, what do you think? How about you, Korea? I wanna know now, but it isn't comfortable, I wanna know. It's not uncomfortable. It's not.

You know what's interesting to me? I'll tell you what's interesting to me, right? I compliment dudes all the time about stuff, like I love your eyebrows dude, right? And they freak the fuck out. Why is that a bad thing? You have soft hands. What can I say, you have soft hands?

Because he was talking about cutting hair and you were like, you're a lips dude. It just seems like you weren't listening to the story. You've been watching them lips the whole time. Yeah. When I'm being mesmerized by lips dude, sometimes I drift. I have all these attributes to me.

I got stories, I got lips, you pick what you want. You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying. I'm like a grocery store. And excuse me, can I say something he was an offended? I wasn't, I don't think he was. I'm gonna proceed, proceed. I will not proceed now.

Why, why did you have to say about his lips? They're so good. And. It's so good. Dude. I've been telling people this. I got it. It lips.

I know. I know you have been. I know you have been. I'm here to like prop it up, dude. I'm going to blow it out, dude. Ew. Oh, yeah, you're right. I'm not going to blow out your lips.

What I'm saying is I'm going to promote it. You know? Yeah. Sorry, my bad. Good lips barbosa. Yeah, dude, master of the frog wisdom. Dude, that's your new Netflix next year, dude. This is my debut album. Yeah, oh, yeah.

So let me just tell you about your lips, okay? Okay. Proportionate. This is the one proportionate part of my face is the lips. Well, I just, you know, I'll be honest with you. Yeah, that's it, dude. That's it. That's it. Yeah, proportionally, they're muay poe, I know.

Sorry. I'm sorry. Graces. And then I'll. But also, have you, did you notice the color? Good pink. It's a beautiful color, Deb. I mean, that color, you can't find it in the crayon box. You can, it's pink.

But my point is, even to mix it, you need the perfect paints. Yeah, exactly, Deb. What are you doing right now? Oh, he's a good, a magic wand. Oh, shit, you wanna accentuate it? Yeah, we were in Denver a couple of weeks ago and this is the only one they had at 7-Eleven.

What was it called? It's Chapstick Cake, batter, flavor. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It does? Yeah. Is it a color and a smell? I think it's a smell. Put it on. Put it on your lips. We're a little bit more of in. Okay. Now I got weird. That was my line right there. It was?

I was there to put away there. Yeah, that's it. Well, you asked for it. Yeah, you got it. All right. What's wrong? You said that was his line. That was my line.

But like, now I get how they felt when you brought up the lips in the first place. Oh, your lips felt that way. No, it's being. Oh, here, what is he mean by that? It's a hard line. He's putting a line. He's like, that's enough. He's like, I'm sorry. You're not apologize. Jaime, I'm so sorry. And also, can I just say? I don't apologize to Jaime. I know, but also you said, Jaime liked me. And then when I asked Hyme, do you like me? He was like a very standoffish. What the fuck was that all about? A trick?

I've known this man like 20 years and even I can't get a straight answer from him. Oh really? Yeah, he's just like a guy. Yeah, he must be so... He's so... He must be so proud of you. I guess.

Are you proud of your homie? Oh, for sure. Fuck yeah man. That was the, I've never heard him say like this direct answer like that like for sure That's the most sure I've ever heard on beat. Wow usually you ask them like you want to do somebody's like, hmm you guys live together? Come on, that's it dude dude. Let's have real give me a problem. I'm a pimp baby Yeah, I want to talk about Texas at the comedy scene so Even me in the 90s, Texas was huge for me

because I went to the Latino Lafestival. I just knew being a Korean dude, Hispanics really brought me into the scene, because at the time, it was just hard to break into mainstream clubs and stuff as a Korean dude. But I remember going to addison a million times and You know all those clubs and Dallas and Houston and what's the comedy scene like right now in Dallas? Mm-hmm. I think there's like tons of I

Guess small clubs. Maybe not like big famous clubs, what are yeah,ison and Arlington and Prover are still the most popular and then like, Oh, right. But then there's also like, I don't know, you might have seen before like Backdoor Comedy, just like a good place to work out some cleaner material. Then there's Dallas Comedy Club. Now there's like Plano House of Comedy,

which is like a little more north of Dallas. There's tons of spots to work out material. You might not be able to do like, more than a Micah Knight, but you could definitely hit one, maybe two mics a night on some nights. Definitely every night. It's a mic.

Like an open mic. I know what it is. Oh, okay. I was just testing you. Very good. I was like, that's from wisdom or what? Yeah, but I was just like,

I was almost like, you were serious. I was like, how long has this guy been famous? Like, he doesn't know Mike's anymore. I was kidding. I don't do Mike's. This guy hit Texas in the 90s and just never looks back. I know, but I'm just saying, I mean, you still do Mike's? When I can.

Yeah, I haven't done a Mike, I mean, I haven't done Mike, maybe. Here you have. You did a Mike in Hawaii. Oh, that's right. Oh, that's right. What I mean, another town, I haven't done a mic, maybe. Yeah, you have. You did a mic in Hawaii. Oh, that's right. Oh, that's right. What I mean, another town and nothing to do on your mic. Yeah, that's fine.

That's always funny. One time I saw you go up at the comedy store, it was like on my second time ever coming to LA. Yeah. I went in the comedy store and I went into that, that, what is it called, the belly room? Yeah. With the circle stage?

Yeah, yeah. I like, as soon as I stepped in, I was like, boom. I was like, oh shit, that's Bobby Lee. And you look at that some guy, you were like, you get pubes now and you pulled your pants down and show him pubes. No, that's not, that's not me. Was that a different comic?

Maybe it was a different comic. That was on the pocket, bro. No, that was me. You okay? You can get it that out of there. Yeah, no, no, no, we keep that in, but I'm just saying, put your mouth, okay. Yeah, I thought it was badass.

That's, what's up, Doc? You're good. But that's a beautiful pubes, by the way. You like my okay. I thought it was badass. What's up, dog? You're good. But that's a beautiful pews, by the way. You like my lips, I like your pews. I would never show my pews off. My lips, all day, every day. My pews?

No. Why, you don't like yours? No. Do you shave it? No. I said, what year did you start? I started like 2017, 2016, something like that. That's when you started out. End up? I think so. Yeah, but, something like that. That's when you started.

Oh, stand up, I think so. Yeah, but he's also 27. So like, that's already a bit wild. Yeah, it literally is though. But to go from that to a Netflix special, I just don't understand how fast. 26. So you've been, since you were 19.

Yeah, it was like 19. I maybe like just turn 19. So I'm like, wow, that's like what Mencia did. I mean, I know. I don't know. That's a great comparison, but thank you, I guess. Well, I mean, Mencia did his first HB, especially when he was 20. Really? That early. Damn. Holy shit. That's really... It was young, you know, man. Wow. Yeah, it's, he was young then. So I'm just saying that, you know, the trajectory, I'm not saying the style or the ethics of it.

You know, have you met him? Yeah. You like him? Yeah, he was really nice. Yeah, he was really nice. In Texas? Yeah. Yeah, he's a nice guy.

Yeah, he's super nice. Yeah, yeah. Did you show us with him? Mm-hmm. Yeah, he's great. And I also want to say this, this is gonna make people go crazy. But he's a beast on state. Is he not?

Yeah, I saw him too. He destroys them. Yeah. Like people don't understand how, and I fight with every comment. People always go, you know what I mean? Yeah, but he does, yeah, but, yeah, but, yeah, but he fucking murders up there too. You know, you got to give him that.

Yeah, yeah, you know, I agree. That's how him murdered every show. Yeah. So what happened to what about George? George? Yeah, what happened with George? I don't know, I guess, what Trevino was talking about. Do woke up one more and had some hate or hate. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. He apologize. Trevino, I didn't really get what that dude's deal was. Maybe I still don't. Hmm. What do you do? Well, like, they were on the George Lopez's podcast, right?

Which for the record, I didn't really care that George was like mean or whatever. What did he say? Trevino kept like bringing me up. He was like, we got to help us up to us to like help the Ralph Barbosis of the world. Which I didn't really catch at first, but after that I was like, I never met that guy.

I mean, I'm still waiting on the help, I guess. LAUGHTER Were you never met Trivino? No, I've never met him on my life. I always talk to you like, he's always with you. Yeah. That's Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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I've seen his stuff, but I never like, really? Never even cross paths. How about Cristella Alonzo? He's from Dallas. You cross paths with her? I've seen her, but I don't have any cross paths for her. I think one time I saw her perform live, I think, in Addison. I might be getting it wrong, but yeah, I've never met her.

Have you met anybody? It's good. I mean, can we start never met her. Have you met anybody? It's good. I mean, can we start there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you crossed paths with anybody? Give me a big name, you crossed paths once or twice, but I try to walk a road that hasn't been walked before. From a wizard's road?

Not, but yeah, Steve Trinow was like, you know, stuff to us to help Ralph Barboses of the world. And George, like he brought up my name quite a few times and eventually George was like, who the fuck is that guy? Like, fuck that guy, don't say his name. Look out for yourself. He's like, fuck that guy. What's his name? Jeremy Barboso?

Damn. Yeah. Wow. That would have been a cool comedy name. Like, I wish I were to thought of that one first, to be honest. I mean, don't get me wrong. George has done our podcast. He's a cool comedy name. Like I wish I were to thought of that one first, to be honest. I mean, don't get me on George's Dutton podcast. He's a friend of mine. So I'm not gonna say anything ill-will.

That is a weird thing. I'm gonna say, but I wanna say something. That's the weird word, but I'll say this. I didn't really care what he said about me, because I feel like you could have brought up anybody's name and who would have been like, fuck whatever you're saying. I think it's like when I was heated the moment type things. He did a call in apologize which I really appreciated. He did call you? Yeah. That's cool. But I mean I didn't want him to apologize. I was

like no, man, you got to do that. He's like, no, no, I do. I do whatever. I didn't want him to apologize because I'm like, bro, it's his podcast. Like he paid for the equipment and say what you want. Yeah. But also, can I say this, all right? It's, I think, because of the new generation, it's very sensitive. They are. Yeah, I agree. As a generation, they're a little bit more sensitive.

As comedy fans, especially. As comedy fans, right? We can even call them. But the comics are a little sensitive. Yeah. When you see younger comics around, you literally have to watch. Like don't say this, don't say this.

I've said them, trust me, it doesn't go well. Yeah. And so I think that like, but what I think is, especially for comics like this, in Texas, this guy is a warrior. You know how hard comedy is? Good. It's pretty tough.

Right. And you went up every night, every night. You're a strong guy. You can take some criticism. Please, Bobby. You're lipstick. I come here, you start complimenting the shit out of me. And you don't like it?

No, it's just too much, Bobby. I just can't just say something about your office, they're fucking perfect, too. Like thin. They're not thin at all. No, the thickness. You're just thicker like this way. But it's like it's, yeah, yeah, yeah. I're not thin at all. No, the thickness. You're just thicker like this way. But it's like it's, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not saying thickness.

You know what I mean? I do, all right, yeah. I haven't. My sister does my eyebrows for me, but I haven't done them in like a couple months. Really? She does that, what do you mean? Like she'll like pluck them with like little tweezers and stuff.

Yeah, like shape them up. Cause I grow a mean as you know, bro. I got in the last boom boom oh you do yeah Whoa dude someday one day. I'm gonna just Do it. I'm gonna just grow it out. You know, I breast I think that's a good look. Yeah. Yeah, try it. You're a hairy dude Not too much in some places Give us a few more of your two. Yeah, right there. You can grow beer too. I wish it was better.

It's an alright beard. Let me see the size. Look, this is this side and then this side. Yeah, pucker lips a little bit. Oh. Hey, the beards get more like filled out as you get older. Like when did you grow your money? You need more like a life experience for them to reek.

Thank you. Thicker. Yeah. Because he's gonna, well, no, like when did your grow your money you need more like a life experience for them to really thank you thicker yeah because he's gonna well no like when did your mustache start to grow it always you always had had it when you were younger oh you're gonna be make fun of me go ahead no no no go ahead get me that's a good mustache that's a nice dark mustache you know what you let me say something about your energy right now right every since you've been here you've been my homemade you've been backing me up there you're skinny huh yeah I'm pretty skinny too. So when I'm sending you right now,

already off the bat, you and I do it. In any kind of world world three, any apocalypse, anything, we're on the same team doing. Okay. We'll harbor together. We'll be, you know, make a fort, you know what I mean? Yeah. Jaime can be there.

Karina. Right? Maybe. Yeah, yeah. Jaime, maybe? Maybe. Look at it, look at that thumbs up. I'm just jealous, right? Maybe. Yeah, yeah. Well, maybe. Maybe. Look at that thumbs up. I'm just jealous. That's all.

I'm hating because I'm jealous. This man can't give me a direct answer my whole life, but you turn around. He's like, thumbs up for sure, Bobby. Yeah, dude, I like you too, man. You're a good guy. Yeah. So, have you met George before, though? Like physically. You're a good guy. Yeah, so have you met George before though, like physically? Mm-hmm.

Oh, you should do his podcast. I'm down. Have you asked? Nah. Why? I don't know. In terms of the Hispanic comics, I'm gonna just say who's been, who you like?

I'm gonna use this name some. Hispanic? Yeah. You like all of them? Felipe, Felipe Sparza. That's so great. Why you makepanic? You're like all of them? Felipe. Felipe Sparza. So great. How do you make that face? You did like that.

No, I love Felipe. Yeah, he's done, I've known Felipe since he was a kid, dude. Really? That's badass. Well, I've known him since at least to 1999, 2000, maybe that time. Damn.

Yeah, for a long time, dude. I knew him, Gabriel, everybody backed on, you know? But it's like, you're right. Do you guys have similar energy, I guess? Yeah. A little bit, maybe. What do you mean, maybe? I don't know.

It's like, I'll say what it is. It's, and I don't want to get in trouble for this, but I want to say something, okay. I was hanging it with... Oh, he's gonna say it's his name. He's gonna say it's his name. He's scared that I'm gonna say something crazy. And just listen, what's up, Ralph?

Nitrous, that's right, Doc. Nitrous infused cold brew coffee with Sicilian lemons. I just don't know. I just don't know. I've gotta go. God, you're a mind-warper, huh? I'm gonna say this, somebody said to me, I go, you know, there's a lot of agents people doing it, but I don't know how I was able to put,

and they go, dude, you're not Asian, you're fucking weird. What, who said that to you? A hundred percent. Like, it's not even just, I've never met, I've never met a Korean like, yeah, I've never met a human being like you you're in your own kind of a thing But I think because your Asian it adds a compound it adds to the Yeah, you were always like the renegade like the rebellious Asian guy

And he's like that dude. There's a weird like, I can't put him in a box almost. Yeah. You know, it was made for boxes. Me either, dude. Those corners out of here. Yeah. We always like, did your parents go, mellow, you're so funny.

Oh, not really. All right. My mom, yeah, I guess sometimes.. Oh, not really. Oh, right. My mom, yeah, I guess sometimes. Did she say it all? Well, I grew up in my grandma's house. Oh, good. So you say I'm like, I'm a smart ass.

Mm. Um, cabron, you know, she spoke to me. What does cabron mean, tell me? It's kind of like, I mean, from what I, my understanding of it is kind of just like, like fucking smart ass, like, right. Is that the similar to super cobra? Yeah, it's exactly this thing. It is. No, okay little bit When did you get your start?

Like open my I guess I don't know Well, like in high school or no, no, no, I was like right at high school. Did you listen to me? He said he started at 19. I know 19, but I'm just a. He was in high school in T. What do you call him, dumb? I've never flunked. I had 19 year olds. Oh, there were? I didn't know. There must have been bad kids, you know?

Blonkeys and stuff. You know, I got held back a year. Ah, a Nami. I was like real smart. My teachers were always like, look at this guy. I don't know. That was, I was in community college.

I was trying to be an actor. I was like, it was like going to be like a theater major. Okay, that's what I'm saying. So you would, did you do theater in high school? No. But you, you wanted an actor, but you never took a class, right? No. I'm at, you know, with, what do, what is that? Class, what the cameras? A V Club. A V Club. Oh, that's great. It's super near. Oh, so you guys knew each other in high school?

Yeah. What? You just said no. You see what I'm talking about? I mean, you should together, man. A fourth grade? Yeah. Oh, that's so cool.

But that includes high school, because like... It's OK, hi, man. It's OK. Because you know each other from high school, he's like, nah. Is he special? I mean, he's special to me. Okay, good. Not to everybody.

But he was doing like a V club and he was talking about how the school district had this like student film festival thing and that the finalist and the competition would, that final round would be held at the dollar movies. Do they have dollar movies out here? I don't think so anymore. Not all right. A movie made for a dollar, what are you talking about?

So they're like, once you know how the movies like in theaters, right? After it's, they're not playing in theaters anymore, but before it comes out in DVD, it'll go to the dollar movies. Really so like maybe you didn't catch spider-man when it first came out But five months later you could still catch it at the dollar Great idea like actually yeah, and it's like it wasn't really a dollar, you know with inflation and whatnot It's like a dollar fifty two two bucks sometimes right, but it wouldn't be packed

Sometimes on Fridays, yeah, But you look ghetto kids. We also could get violent. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, yeah. But we, I don't know. What the fuck? Who's putt'em in? They're stack homes, all right?

Nah, nah. I don't know how to watch movie. But anyway, I thought it was cool if we made a short film and we could watch it at the dollar movies. It was like real big into movies, it was just like a big fan order. So we made a movie and we got like watch it at the dollar movies. It was like real big into movies, it was just like a big fan order. So like we made a movie and we got in there. And then I don't know, I was like,

I think like I could be like a funny actor. I was gonna be like a comedic actor. Yeah. So you guys, your movie made it to the dollar movie or just your movie we're in. No, I don't know. Yeah, like we made it together. We like, so you guys made a movie,

got into the dollar movie house. Yeah. How long was the movie? Short, it's short. It's short. It's like six, seven minutes or something. And did everyone show up to see it? No, no.

No one can. No other students that was also movie was playing. Oh really? Man, the girl who went there. How many people were there? How many people were there? Like what, 18, not even? Maybe. What do you people? The girl who won, she made? Like what? 18? Not even? Maybe. 40 people.

Yeah. The girl who won, she made a movie about cancer, which that's fucking cheating. But. That's her, right? Yeah, yeah. Anyway, it was a good or no? No.

Wait, that her is her mind. No, hers. Oh, no, hers was amazing. And yours is not good. Not at all. Mine was about a guy that was like a bottle of gaudagell and like, he's just like killing his last day. Kinda like, it was like a ripoff of like the 25th hour

of like me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Spike Lee, he goes hard, man, I like that dude. Ha, ha, ha. But I was like, man, I could probably do like funny movies and stuff and I looked up like different comedic actors and I saw that like Adam Sandler had went to acting school like at NYU or something. And I'm like, well that must be the start.

I mean, I go to like a university went to the community college and took acting classes and the acting teacher that told me about like, he asked me why I wanted to do it and I told them he was like, oh, we should also try other like forms of comedy, like, you know, improv, stand-up comedy shit like that.

And I just went to open my, and I really liked it. So I don't even go back to like his class anymore. I was like, really? Yeah, I didn't feel like acting no more. This is it, right here. Yeah. Oh shit.

I was like stand-up, that's where it's at. And immediately your first time like you felt it, like, oh, like I really wanna do this. Well, like I did and I didn't. Like, I went to the thing and I maybe went back to a couple classes but I kept thinking about the mic because I had you know I went bad like really bad and so like right after the mic I was just like well that's not for me but then the next day I was like no no no I could figure it out I could figure it out like if I say this

different if I say that differently right and so I ended up going back to the mics like pretty quick and I just didn't go back to the class. Wow. You're very first time, did you bomb or were you like, oh, like that was? I mean, no one liked it, but you know what, I was proud of myself because I got a lot of it out of my mouth.

And also, the adrenaline was racing through my body. So it just felt like I was fighting a lion. I was so picky. Yeah, right? How many people in the mic? There was probably eight or nine people. It was actually a place called Thomas Pan-Covie-Shubb who was in San Diego.

And I did this LSD joke that I was thinking about doing. And I'll do you. 23, okay. I was 23 and I just remember going, and I always tell young comics this, I go, cause they're always scared of bombing, right? I'm afraid they're not gonna let me go, to get this raptor on your head, all right?

Usually when people go out for the first time, they have all these fears, right? But the one feeling that you'll get, I think, guaranteed is the feeling of, oh my God, holy shit, I can't believe I just did that. I'm so proud of myself. Yeah. Because it's so brave and it's so,

and it's so exhilarating. Even if it goes really bad, you're just like, I can't believe I did that, you know? Yeah. That's usually the thing. And then the next good feeling would be when you actually get a real legitimate laugh that you wrote. It could be like three people chuckling, but it feels like the whole room just like died laughing.

Yeah, it's great. Or when you see, or here's another good moment, when a comment comes up to you and goes, they do those a good joke. Yeah. And they're real about it. You're like, thanks dude. Good set is like an okay compliment, but that's a good joke.

That's like, that's a real compliment. That's a real compliment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, so people have these fears, but I don't know what it is about. And guys like us, but we just, we just did it, you know. I'm just doing me. And some days I'm doing me the best I can, and some days, you know, I'm just doing me.

I know, but still, you're still you, and it's like, you don't have to try, just be you. Yeah. Don't act like anybody else. Have you acted like anybody else? Yeah. Who? I don't know.

Yeah, you don't know, man. You know me? Have you? I mean, man. You don't mean it? Have you? I mean, yeah, there's versions of other people that I tried to be in social situations. Like, when did you, I remember you used to read, you know, philosophical books and play chess. Was that someone you were trying to be?

No, that's who I am. That's who you are. I've tried to go down that route and that's not who I am at all. You know what, what do you mean chess? How'd you go down that route and that's not who I am at all. How'd you go down that route? I tried to play chess and... You're not good? Nah.

Nah. I think I'm good, like defensively. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, because I was playing with my buddy Luis. He's like really, really good. Yeah. And I tried to like strategize on like how to start the offense, you know what I mean? I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

I can't see it that far. I don't do that. I just play. I don't have a game plan. Do you? No. I only do good when I don't have a game plan, which can still fuck me up though, but once they're really coming at me,

then I can under pressure start to see some better moves. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a defensive thing. But I see other people playing there better at the offensive. They can see it some better moves. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a defensive thing. But I see other people playing there better at the offensive, they can see it a few moves ahead. Yeah, I can only see one move ahead. How many moves ahead? Two?

Sometimes. Sometimes two, sometimes two. Yeah, three never. Sometimes I think it's two, I'm like, check it out. I do this, they do that. And then I do one thing, and then I actually left myself open to something. Right.

Like, man, fuck this game. Oh, you get frustrated. Yeah. And I also want to say that you're going to be mad. But every time I play an African American male. See, black guy, what is the problem? You're not running for office. Yeah, well, see, black dude.

You should say black guy. Yeah, I should say. Now, I feel like you only play black people of African descent. Who said you? That's the other type of thing. I think you do. The second week, you only do African descent. Oh, right.

Are you from Nigeria? I'll play. I've never beaten a black guy. There's, I mean, I just don't have it. I don't know what that is. Probably 20 black guys have played. They're just so good at it. Yeah.

How long have you been playing chess? I feel like you dabble in Black opponents. I do dabble, dude. No, I've been playing since I was 1918, but I'm not good. I'm not that good. Yeah, but I understand why it's fun. I think it's fun. And also, I think that back in the day,

if there was no movies, in the 7, 1800s, you know we're at a cafe. You know, that's cafes and 1700s, but they didn't have movies. Yeah. So you and I, yeah, that coffee shops, right? They had coffee shops in the same coffee shops. Yeah, coffee shops?

Like Turkey, didn't they have it in Turkey? When did Turkish coffee happen? I don't know, man. You're gonna have me on this podcast, you gotta check your history for this. No, no, no, no. Okay, you and I are on the, in a cabin. That makes me.

Making coffee, I can see that. Okay, you're in the cabin in the frontier, you're believe half a mile down, I live in a cabin, and all we have is a chess board, right? That's what you weren't too far off. Turkish coffee, 1555. Thank you. No, but coffee shops.

No coffee shops, but they had Turkish coffee. Oh, so when I'm saying, let me make this argument, all right? Okay, okay. So they made coffee, right? Yeah. Only at home, I'm sure there was a place that some guy goes, eh, I make it the bus, come to mind. That's true. Okay, okay, so they made coffee right yeah only at home. I'm sure there was a place that some guy goes

Hey, I make it the bus come to mind true, okay? So all right and we're mean that that guy's fucking thing man Why'd you you fucking question me about the I helped you by saying 1555? What the fuck is going on? Ironman. Hi, man. Come on. Let it go. Oh, you did it. That's a few years quite after the magna card That's a few years quite after the Magna Carta, 15-50. I guess so, that's true. Anyway, I think that you and I would play because it's like, it's their Xbox. No, I like- Where years is 1700?

Yeah, yeah, what else do you gonna do? You'd play chess, checkers. What else? Some weird sport. I'd probably do more cold or shit and hang around with you and play chess all day. Like fuck bitches, I'll probably write a horse and steal. I'll be like a bandit.

Mexicans were banditos back then. I think when did banditos look that up? I think that was a banditos. When did banditos was created? Created. That's how fun. Banditos has been around. Oh wait, that's a club, everybody.

1800s. Ah, well I probably would have been the first bandito. There you go. I'm up in Dito too, right? We do this, so we rob the banks. And then we play chess on our free time. Yeah, like by the count of fire. Alright, yeah, I can see that.

Yeah, I'll be like, Senior. That's how Pindy knew his car talk, no? I'll be like, See. Listen, jazz, senior. Yeah. Where did you get the bonus? That's how Pindy knew it's called talk, no I'll be like see Listen to us senior yeah, where do you opponents? Yeah, you said Asian You still gonna what do you think is car what the fuck

I can't I do a Mexican accent And what is this you're oh, you're twiddling your oh, yeah, it's not like a very traditional thing Mexican mustache, but I can twiddle the best I can. But you still have interest of acting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you're gonna get there, you'll get shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm excited for you, dude. Oh, thank you.

Are you excited about your life? Yeah, I guess so. No, come on, bro. I'm just like real, dude. I just feel like shit's always up in the air. And it's like, I guess so. No, come on bro. I'm just like real dude. I just feel like shit's always up in the air and it's like I'm excited but I'm also like nobody touched me like.

You were gay like that? No, I don't have the fuck you mean, but I think that you could relate to that. Like the feeling of like everything's up in the air like you don't really know what is around the corner. I was fucking into my therapist yesterday and I was I go, yeah, these are things are happening and I go,

but I don't know, I just feel like I don't know what the hell is going on. And she starts me, she goes, because she has, she's a therapist for a lot of like big names. And she goes, everyone feels that way. That's nice. So I'm top to bottom. I bet she was gonna be like,

Bobby out of all the fucking comedians and actors I represent, or like I talk to like, you're fucking kidding it. So I'm like, suck, like, I don't know. She goes, that's the nature of what we do. You're always gonna feel like that. But I'm gonna tell you something, okay? There's a level in which you get into the club and once you're in the

club, it's almost impossible to get out unless you get canceled. So I'm going to let you know, welcome to the club. Ah, Robin, waiting to get that. Yeah, you're in now and it's hard to get in, but you're in and so it's like, you're just now, you're just gonna wait in line with the rest of us. Okay. So we wait in line, we read for something

or we get considered for something or, you know what I mean? Play chess in the meantime. Yeah, we play chess in the meantime, but right now you're in the group. Congratulations, give him a round of applause. You did it, man. You did it. But unfortunately, Jaime, you're in the group. Congratulations, get him around a boss. Did it man, you did it. But unfortunately, Jaime you're not.

Well he'll get there, he's trying to go stand up too. You just stand up now? Oh bro, oh so cute. You know what he looks like? A young Robert Kelly. Mm-hmm. Look at him, like you got a little bit. Like a Mexican me.

Well because of the beanie and stuff. Yeah, yeah, there's some, he. Get him on camera here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm definitely like. Hi, buddy, you want to get on camera? Yeah Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of camera here. Yeah, yeah. I'm definitely like, Hi, buddy. You want to get on camera? Yeah, just come over here and buy the camera right here.

And look there. Get over here. Sit on Georgia's camera, because he has a mic. Stop. Stop second guessing things. Just do it. Yeah.

Is there a mic for him? Yeah, right there. Where? What's up? It's an Ernie. Back home, the column Ernie. Ernie? In the club scene. What you just back home, they call him Ernie. Hey, Ernie in the club scene. He used to be a nightclub photographer and for some reason,

I don't know if it's like for some gay second life experience, but he started going by Ernie. Okay. Robert Kelly. No. No. I mean, I kind of see you. Dude, not our Kelly. Robert Kelly. Robert Kelly. No, right here. Oh, okay. Which one's the original rock? I think Robert Kelly. Robert Kelly. No, right here. Oh, good. Which one's the original? Robert Kelly.

I think Robert Kelly's original. You're here? Yeah, yeah. But anyway, he's not as talented. But you used to be a nightclub photographer? Yeah. We had had an Ernie come about. Because everybody would always tell him he looks like,

what you could say. So in high school, they used to tell me, I look like Ernie from George Lopez, the show. Oh. I was like, okay, I'll stick to it. The, wow. I just tell you girls, my name is Ernie. It's easier. Yeah.

That way when stories come up about them, they're like, Ernie, you know, Ernie. I'm like, yeah. He's like, hey. Are you gonna grow up front Ernie? No. Are you good in that department? No.

I'm not so Ernie, I don't think so. What are you good in that department? No. I want to earn you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What do you mean? What are you not good in the department? It's hard. No, dude. You got to change your mindset. What's your approach when you got you talked to girls? What do you say? Do comedy? That you know what that works. You know Ralph? No, no, no, okay. Oh, so you get shy. No, Bobby, Bobby. But you play a girl to club. You're going to open my girl and then I want you to approach Bobby.

Ask like the name, all that stuff. You know what I see in the one. Can I say that one just talked with Andrew? What? The one that podcast. What's it called? Uh, Andrew and Bobby. No podcast.

No one will be. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. What's the guy's name? Andrew. Oh, uh, Andrew, what? Santino. There you go. Good question, Mark.

Yeah, you think it's called Andrew and Bobby. You think that's what it's called? No, it's because I see clips on TikTok. Right, but you never watch it. I watch clips on TikTok. Oh, okay, okay. I'm not watching the fool. Okay, okay.

It's called bad friends. Okay. Okay. I'm following that. It's like you went up to slash and Bona and go, you know, the band was slash and Bona, you too? Which slash is in YouTube? Oh, yeah, not slash. Oh Oh yeah, not Slash, oh.

It's the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge. It's just like another hymen now. Yeah. The edge and Bono. So I'm the girl. I'm a girl right now, I'm just at a club. She's cute, you like it. Dance, you're dancing.

I knew I like thick chicks. What? He likes thick chicks. All right, let me say something about that joke, okay? You didn't commit to it. Yeah. You didn't scare it, right? So do it again, that line.

He's doing the thing. All right, and be more confident about it, because first of all, that hurt, you just hurt me, right? And it made me fucking angry. But what made me more angry is that you didn't commit to it. Right? Done, done, done. I like some thick chicks. Yeah. See, it works better. How you doing? Hi, what's your name?

It's Jaime, but people call me Ernie. What's your name? Okay, well, keep moving. How would you respond to that Bobby he just say my money My name is Samantha, but people call me no Samantha um so what do you do? Little photography I do little comedy That's pretty much it right now. What do you do? comedy, let's pretty much it right now, what do you do?

You know, I just right now, you know, I work at a restaurant, but also, you know, how you work at. Good, good, good, good, good. The question. Yeah, I work at, um, I run this at you. Oh, I know, but I don't let me just get it out. He's doing it, and I get it out. That'll do it. So I work at, you know, there's a new guy. Boy, we're in a way. He's power driving right now. The first question. So I work at a restaurant next to the home depot.

All right. Go ahead, my back. Yeah, my back. Can I just finish what I was thinking? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead, little man. I feel like you're nervous or whatever. But anyway, I'm not nervous, my.

Yeah. What do you do to comedy? I do a little go ahead. I feel like your nervous or whatever, but anyway, I'm not nervous, ma. Yeah. What do you do to comedy? I do a little 10 minutes. I open for Ralph, you ever heard of? I said where? Oh. Where do you do your comedy? I do whatever I go with Ralph.

You ever heard of him? Who's Ralph? He has an Netflix special. You ever heard of him? Yeah, I don't know. What's his last name? Barbosa. Barbosa, cool. Yeah. I open for know. Let's just check him out. What's his last name? Barbosa. Barbosa, cool.

Yeah. I do, I open for him on the little five, 10 minutes. Yeah, that's great. Yeah. Oh yeah, what are you working at? You never told me. I work at a restaurant next to the home people, I just said that.

It's called. Who are? Home people? No. It's a restaurant next to the home people. What the fuck is happening? I hope you, I know that this is not him, like, community talk. I know, fuck it up for this. I hope I know that this is not him, like, comedian talk.

I know, I know, I know. This is getting, I don't know. 100% what a conversation is. I know, I know, I know. So anyway, do you work out here and there? Yeah, where at the hotels? When I can. What do you mean, what do you mean the hotel?

Oh, when you, when I'm on tour, and you wanna come? Oh, no, no. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. the hotel? Oh, when you eat. When I'm on tour, and you wanna come? Oh, no. Oh, no. No. Yeah, I just need to get to the tube, but you look. No, no, no, no. No, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go.

No, no, no, no, stay, stay. No, I gotta go. Where? Where you going? I'm so creepy. It's creepy. Where you going? I'm going outside.

I'll walk out with you. Oh, okay, share Instagram. What's my Instagram? Yeah, let me have one. I don't do social media. How old are you? Why? People might have Instagrams, why don't you?

Ooh, yeah, yeah, but that I scare you? A little bit, yeah. I'm like, did I scare? That's what you say to a girl. That's your vibe. That's your, Do the bark. Do the bark.

Do the bark. Yeah. Oh, I'll be barking on girls. Oh, hold on. So let me, I heard you bark. Yeah, you want to hear it? I guess. Okay.

Oh. That's your bark there? Yeah, I'll be at the clubs and I'll be barking. Yeah, yeah. You bark clubs and I'll be barking. Yeah, yeah. You bark. Can I hear you bark? She got the dog in her. Everywhere you bark.

I can't. Bark. Rough. OK, you bark. Arth. I think I'm good. Yeah, that's good. You have the best bark, dude.

Yeah, it's a good bark. You do all their animal noises? I'm just gonna throw some, you guess. Even if you don't know what it is, you just guess what it might be, okay? You're making this, okay, go ahead. What would a panda sound like? Don't, just do it.

Mm. Very good. Oh, damn. That's so good, that's pan to ask. Alright what about a uh a parakeet? What? A parakeet? A parakeet?

A bird? I am a bird. Oh, a bird. A parakeet. To these eyes roll back. Oh! Oh! Whoa! One more, let's do a, what does-

A kangaroo. A kangaroo. A kangaroo. I don't know. I can't. I can't. I can't. I just can't.

I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just can't. I just't think about it. Don't think about just do it.

This is a comedy exercise. It could be anything. It could be anything. Just go. Just go. That's what I'm about to do. I buy that. Very good.

How would you improve his approach to a girl? What do you think the problems are in that situation? Ralph, what do you think, too? Can I give your friend some suggestions? Please do. No, Ralph, he's been telling me, but I'm never listening to it. Whatever you've been telling him. Ask her more questions, stop running bits. Like ask questions, let them finish.

Yeah, when you ask them, let them finish the answer and really listen. Also, maybe be a little more hard to give, make yourself a little less accessible because he's very much known in the nightclub scene back in Dallas. And ever since, like, he's been coming on the road with us and he has a lot of fun. He shows it off on Instagram and a lot of the girls that he knows from back home, some that a couple of them have even rejected you before. Yeah, they rejected you before. They rejected me already.

Yeah. Are like hitting them up like, hey stranger, like I see you run to bigger and better things and saying all this stuff. And I'm saying like bro, like, if they're trying to like talk to you, like talk to them, but don't like answer right away. Some girl called them last night,

he's like, hello, hey, how you doing? Like, I'm like bro, this girl fucking rejected you like a month ago. Oh dude, it's war, dude. you like a month ago. Oh, dude. It's war dude. Yeah, right be a warrior then Okay, and it's not oh could I just say also for all the kids out there and give me your hand The kids out there right it ain't all that What is? Pajayana.

Oh, I just being hooking up. I don't know where you've been at. It is all that. Yeah, to me it is. It's fucking me. No, as a 52 year old man, you have hindsight. It's not all that. Maybe for 52 year old.

I mean, I'm 27. It's fucking bad. Yeah. No, I just want you, I'm trying to get. It's fucking. That's it. No, I just want, I'm trying to get them so the importance out of his head. Are you saying I'm a virgin? He's like, don't worry man, but Jane is not what you think it is. He's like, I think you're important.

What's the stuff about? I think you're being confrontational, but I'm willing to go there. No, I was this sweetest question. He's like, are you saying I'm a virgin? I believe you smash before. I had plenty. Yeah, plenty.

I can't say I didn't believe that. I don't think plenty. I'm sorry, Bobby. No, so I think in your life, four. Bro, just take it. Four. Say yes, just say yes. Just take four. Less. Hit him with a good life. Wait, hold on, set that up.

What happened? This guy's never told a lie. I'm in club and she wanted right home and we started making out. And I was like, I'm going to play a little bit more. I'm going to play a little bit more. I'm going to play a little bit more.

I'm going to play a little bit more. I'm going to play a little bit more. I had a club and she wanted to ride home and we started making out. And she didn't tell me she had a boyfriend. So we were like getting on to it. And then he came downstairs. Oh no. Oh wait, he was at the club too?

No, he was at the house watching the kids. Oh. We do a lot of older women hit on you. Oh, for sure. I think so. Yeah. Yeah. No, they do. Yeah. Because like their husbands, you know, they, they, they, they don't do enough. Also, they actually look like a burden-ernie combination.

I got lost in the heart. Right, they have like, you know what I mean? You're one of the little thicker ones, a little skinny. Sometimes I get mad. Sometimes I get mad at like, you know, like, you know what I mean? You're once a little thicker, once a little skinny. Sometimes I get mad. Sometimes I get mad at you like, I get like, I'm a... Yeah. And he does the...

Was it the family guy, Bert and Ernie? Well, he's like, Bert? He's like, you're yelling again, Bert. Bert, you're yelling again. LAUGHTER He's ever cute to us, you know what I mean? You guys best friends? Yeah.

I mean, I have no other options. I said I can do better, but really, it's the best I can do But you guys are a fighter now. Yeah, yeah about what One time one time in the fifth grade We had to read we had to read bridge to terribitia and then we had to make like a bridge out of like whatever Clay Legos and and he made this really cool Lego one And I was like really like hating on it on the way home

from school after we took it home. Because they gave them some little surprise or something. And it was a stupid as competition. And we're walking home and he's had the thing. And I'm trying to destroy it as we're walking. And it's just like fucking stuff. Sorry, then we just got into a fight. Because you were jealous.

Yeah. Because you made it something good. Hey, it goes, hi, man, me. Oh, you guys are so cute together, buds. What picture is that? It's the one from the Lafactory, where you hold in the camera. This man, you know how hard it was

to get him to stop taking pictures, holding a camera? Yeah, really? Yeah, like you're more than a photographer, bro. Like, I wanna show people that I'm a photographer. Yeah, like, you're more than a photographer. You're more than a one. you're more than a photographer, bro. I wanna show people that I'm a photographer. Yeah. You're more than a photographer. You're more than a one.

You're more than one. I do a lot. Yeah, you living Dallas too, right? You guys live together? No. No, but close. Not anymore. I moved out of Dallas like an hour south

I'm out in the country. Why? I like to wrestle gators. I know, but you, but are you gonna move to a city or no? Nah, yes. Why'd you move? You just wanted to be out in the country?

Yeah, I have a son, he's four. And I moved out to my dad's out in the country because my son just like has more fun out there and they have like better schools than the ones where we would have been in the city. Yeah. And my family out there helps me out like watching them. Yeah.

Oh, that makes sense. Oh, so you have a son four years old, you said? Yes, four. Is it your baby? No, my. Come on, love you. Oh, I'm out here moving, you know. LAUGHTER

I'd say it was an octopus. It's okay, she likes when I say stuff like that. Yeah, oh my gosh, stupid. You're beautiful. Let's move on. So you are great. All right, you could get pay. You're beautiful. Let's move on. So you are great. All right, you could get good to you know, he introduced me to her. Do you? How? They're like really good friends. Yeah, she's a good friend. We're uh, Bobby, come on,

Bobby. I just, I'm hard time looking at you. You're ridiculous, dude. You're just so weird. I love it. Think I'd go ahead. So we actually started out, she's my model, and then I was the photographer. So he became close with friends, and she'll help me on shoots and stuff. So you shoot a lot of local models in Dallas?

Yeah, I mean, they're not. If you want a column there, they're not, yeah you want to call them there. They're not, yeah. But the fashion, they're like bottle girls who like squat headshots. All right, all right, all right, all right, with bottles. Yeah. I've seen some of these pictures.

To the... I'm no model and I'm not like one to judge, but... Yeah. I mean, they're not models. I mean, what is a model? I feel like somebody who knows how to pose. Oh, right, right, right. They don't know to pose. Yeah, can they dance? These are so much.

Yeah, they can dance for sure. Yeah, he's seen them dance. Whoa, you make them dance and your photographer is weird. No, like at the club. Yeah, he meets the. Oh, I thought during like a head shot, you're like dance, dance, please. And they're like, whoa, okay, so at the club that should have like dance. Dance, please. And they're like, whoa.

OK, so at the club that you see them dance. Oh, yeah. What club? Big clubs. Could you get me, if I'm in Dallas, could you get me into the club? Oh, sure. You don't want to go to the clubs. This guy calls to a bar.

Yeah, you do. No, you talk. What's a club? I work at Ubscale. Ubscale. No, he does not. Yes, I do. He works at maybe one upscale club.

And what's a downscale? Downscale is like where I could die. Like, yeah. I don't want to die. I don't want to die. Those were most of his models came from. What are these? Oh, really?

As bars the way they throw models at each other. Yeah, I don't want to do that. Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's cool. I'll try to use to it. Yeah. Let me, is Baby Doll still in Dallas? Yes. It is right. I'm't want to do that. Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's cool. You try to use to it. Yeah, let me is baby doll still in Dallas. Yes, it is right I'm gonna revenge to that one, but is that a good one? It's a good one Yeah, yeah, what's your favorite one there? I think I think all time is in Texas somewhere bucks

No, I in Houston was treasures, but back in the day we used to go to baby dolls Maybe that's I don't remember anything else is there one one called Bucks? There's Bucks, XC. It's a lie. I'm in there. Do you like it? No. But if I'm in Dallas, I would love to go to a club with you, but an upper one maybe.

I don't know a couple of good ones. Yeah. Would you go with me too? I'll go only to make sure you stay alive because I can't always trust him. I'm just judging. Oh, really? Yeah, you have to keep me alive, then.

There'll be a bummer if we were together and I died. I may, I may can't always see two, three steps ahead. If I play chess. No. Sometimes, I may as very like, let's just do this thing. And then we're there, and everything is going horribly wrong. And I'm like, I may, why the fuck would you bring us here? Oh, you know what I mean? Instinctually.

Jaime's that friend that you wake up like in a trunk, just tied up. I can't hear you real. Like I'm dammit, Jaime. Oh really? Oh wow. So, do you believe in God, Jaime? Mm-hmm.

Do you? Yeah, I think, yeah, but I just don't know what church. Yeah, either do it. I'm just, that wasn't the question, dude. Oh, yeah. And you believe there's a heaven. That's a 50, church. Yeah, either do. I'm just, that wasn't the question, dude. Yeah. And you believe that there's a heaven. That's what? What?

50. 50. Yeah. Okay. Do you think God is real, but heaven might not be? I don't know. I'm an agnostic, so. So that's, I believe in God, but also agnostic.

Little duality in your mind, huh? I love this dude. Yeah, I love this dude, right? This is that shit I was talking about where you can't really get like a direct answer. Yeah. Little duality in your mind, huh? I love this dude. Yeah, I love this dude. This is that shit I'm talking about where you can't really get like a direct answer. Yeah, yeah. I'm yin, but also yay. I think you're saying, yeah, yeah.

Wow. It's intense. Do you want a party like white people, black Mexican? What kind of people you want a party with? Yeah. It sucks that that's a question when it comes to work, like, but in Dallas, when you want a party, you do got to choose. It's that divided that divided I think Asian clubs. Yeah, yeah, there's a speakeasy that I go to and it's like Asian theme. Thank you

You think I love it. What's it called? I think I love it. Yeah, what's it called a Kai? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't people there. Yeah. Well, this is Filipino lady, but she's cool. Yeah. What? What Filipino? It was only one that hangs out there. Her name is Megan. She's cool. Oh, she is.

Okay, but she brings me to Rotten Drink sometimes. Okay. So, that's the club I'll go to. Akai, it's like, it's behind a sushi kitchen. So you walk through the kitchen and then go to the club. A good fellow style. Yeah, like, it's pretty easy. Let's drag in, like the red dragon, to red theme.

Yeah, that's not, you put that photo right there. That's Kai. Hi, me, did you take that picture? Is that Akai? I don't know. I'm very excited. I'm in Kai, Texas. Kai, Texas. Is that a? Hi. Hi, me. Did you take that picture? Is that a Kai? I don't know. Yeah, it's a Kai. Kai, Texas. A Kai, Texas. Is that a Texas?

Yeah, yeah. Let's go,, that's pretty cool back there. You're gonna love the draw. It's not for I. Yeah. It's not for I. That Asian drawing. You're gonna love it. Yeah.

Dude, I like his, I want to take, take me to a Hispanic club. A Hispanic? Yeah. Um, share. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. I want to say that because I don't want to be around that.

Well, the ballers, the bottles here are pricey. You can push it back and out, push it back. The Mexicans are pretty cheap, 200 bucks for bottles. I don't drink. I just wanna go and just check out the Vise over. I'll be there for one out. Yeah, I mean, they're all play like, you know, EDM music.

Yeah. You wanna party your rocks. Let's say you are, you want Bobby. Yeah. Yeah, thank you so much. You're on our wings now. I take, yeah go. Yeah, go. No, that's not what I was gonna say. You look like a Mars Volta guy, you were you want Bobby? Yeah, yeah, thank you. So our wings now. I take No, that's not what I was gonna say you look like a Mars Volta guy. You Mars Volta. Yeah love Mars Volta. That's a band. It's a band. Oh

No Okay, what kind of music do you listen to whatever's on? No? I don't know No, we're not playing that game. No, we're not playing that game. We're not playing that game right now It was so cool, man. Give me your favorite album of all time. All time favorite number one album. Yeah. This is the last album I could ever see.

Yeah. UGK is right in dirty. Wow. Is that hip hop? Yeah. Okay, good. What's yours? BTS.

No, it's not. Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop. He was confident. No, no, he wasn't. He was confident. He was confident. Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop. He was confident. No, no, he wasn't. He was confident. He was confident. No, did you see how little confidence that was? Yeah.

And I think I just learned something. When you slam somebody or try to, you have to commit to it. You did not commit to it, try to get. So I'm gonna go, so you like, what's your favorite album? Right in there. Right in there, that's cool.

What's yours? Pink Floyd. No. I'm giving you the BTS thing again. The wall? I pink the wall, that's my favorite album. No. No.

No. It is a great album. It is. Maybe he's thinking that BTS didn't confident. He escaped with confidence. He escaped with confidence. That didn't happen. He'll lose. I also don't think that he's right. I think he's looking confidence. Yeah, he was escaping confidence. I didn't have it. He'll lose.

I also don't think that he's right. I think he's looking at me like, what is Bobby Lee gonna like, Pink Floyd the world? Is that what you did? What? No, did you look at me and go, you know what I mean? I thought Bobby is gonna

I love Pink Floyd the world. I love Pink Floyd the world. You do? Can you name me two members of Pink Floyd? Two, what? Two members of Pink Floyd. No, okay. Yeah.

It's interesting. That whole thing. What you okay, I'm gonna ask you. Maybe that's like our thing as a younger generation is like, we'll need that much info, you know? Oh. This is the music, man. Yeah, who just takes you.

Oh, just listen, don't look at the producer. You're right, because you guys have all the info available at any time, so it's like, bring it back down, yeah, like, sometimes you just gotta live in the moment. That's right, because my age, we had to memorize that shit, right? Like, for instance, if we were at a restaurant, and we heard a song, right? Which restaurant?

This is an Asian themed restaurant. A Kai, I was at a Kai. Oh, yeah, yeah. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, man. Not to you, Bobby, but maybe someone friend Heimer that it does. That's true.

Okay. Okay, has you something? No, look, can I finish? I know. Okay, okay. So what, yeah, go ahead. What do you take your first, like, a date, like, as a first date? Because I take mine to a little cute place.

Japanese barbecue. It's cheap. It's easy. I think that's the problem. What, Japanese barbecue? It's cheap. I mean, it's good food. Good meat.

Yeah. Now, do you pay for your date? I pay for it if I'm expecting but I don't. I pay. You pay every single time. Yeah, I do pay. You have to pay every single time. No, I know why I ordered. I know one to order to make it like even 50 bucks. So. Whoa. Yeah. What do you go, you're gonna eat this or can she choose? I choose. Cause I know my meat. No, her.

Oh, I don't know her juice. You don't know her juice. No. Cause she's like, oh, I never been here. Oh, so it's like you share. It's a meat thing. You grill it. Yeah, I grill.

Yeah, you grill. You're gonna love this baby. Yeah, she wants more. She's like, I'm so hungry still coming in. I go on my I'm a man. Usually in the food poisoning. That's for real. I go to this, the same one because every Tuesday,

it's half off and every 29th of the month, it's half off. So. That makes sense. Okay, baby, you're free on 29th. That's not true, Bobby. You're 52. When I was in my 20s, these are things like I had to consider to not like my overdraft fee,

like all of these things, it had to cap it off. You're right, you're right, you're right. I should give you guys some insight though. The girls that he is asking out aren't like down to earth girls. Who would it be? They're girls who like expect the best, they date drug dealers, they're in the night life.

They're, some of them are bottle girls. They want to be spoiled. They want to be spoiled and they're expecting much. Yeah, so I met his like, fucking, he's asking too much. You're shooting for the moon. And then you're feeding them. No, she's not shooting for the moon.

He's just going to the wrong location. Right, you got to go to a different pool of people. That's what I have been telling them for like years. Yeah, I'm like Orgosell drugs. I don't know driver health cat But what I would like you've never walked into a coffee shop and went oh, I think that girls that's working at the Starbucks is I do What now I do you do now? Yeah, Yes, because so many like a hot like regular. Yeah, you never know. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You do holder. You'll get your his age 27, 26, 27, 27. 27. Yeah. Yeah. How old are you when you got your first girlfriend, Bobby? Your first girl. Me? Yeah. I'll be honest with you. I already talked about it. It was one girl and I was 23. I had already done stand up.

Because I need, I was, I think it was like him. You did stand up and then you got a girlfriend later? Yeah. So you hadn't had a girlfriend before that? I'd been late a couple of times, but no. Yeah. You had to stand up before everything. No, what?

What? Comedy over bitches. When I'm saying, no, but I did comedy because I'm like, oh, I can't get any girls. I gotta do something. No, but I did comedy because I'm like, oh, I can't get any girls. I gotta do something. Oh, okay. You're forcing to a corner and you're like,

it's either stay here or at least die trying. And that's what for me, it was all about. So what I'm saying is that I didn't even know what I was gonna ask him. Do you feel like you're dying? No. Oh, you don't. That's good. Oh, yes, no.

But I just focus on how many firsts. Yeah, yeah. Really, just when you're, he has big crowds now. How many people do you perform? Clubs, theaters, what is it? Clubs. Yeah. And you do like four or five shows a weekend?

Yeah. All right. So dude, just focus on that. That's what I'm telling you them like I know sometimes you and The other guys on the show get excited when after the show some girls trying to like DM y'all whatever but like Focus on the jokes. Yeah, focus on what boy No, oh that last one question. I want to ask you. Okay, go ahead. What's your top three favorite movies? Oh Easy pineapple express Oh, last one question I want to ask you. Okay, go ahead. What's your top three favorite movies? Oh, easy.

Pineapple Express. Oh. Oh. Oh. What's the big life of Watson, Mitty with Ben Stetter? Oh, yeah, yeah, Walter Mitty. Yeah, the good guy.

Do you know Ben Stetter? He's the guy. He's a good guy. What's the other third one? Swiss Army man. Swiss Army man. Oh, that's a good one. The Daniel Radcliffe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love the 820. Your top three. My top three? Yeah. I like a Bronx tell. Great movie. The good one.

Great movie. I like that one. I like that one. I like, um, I like that movie, um, mm hmm. I like Big Daddy. Big Daddy's so good. Yeah, what's Big Daddy? Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler.

When, okay, it's never seen Big Daddy. But, um, what's his name's in it? It's just, it's just, okay, anyway. All right. Um, I don't know, man. They're always changing.

I guess, you're a favorite horror movie. I don't know if I have like, I don't really watch horror movies. You like horror movies? Scary. You get scared? No. There's Godzilla count.

Yeah. That's pretty scary. It's a monster movie. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Godzilla. What? Thousand North.

What are you putting? The little Godzilla. Very good eye. I've been looking at the, just go. What are you putting? They go. They go. They go. They go. They go. They go. They go.

They go. They go. They go. They go. They go. They go. They go. They go. They go.

They go. They go. They go. They go. They go. They go. They go. They go. They go. They go. They go. They go. I don't know why not be nervous. I just never nervous. I'm always nervous. Right, everything I do.

I'm only nervous what on my first day of an acting job is like when I get nervous. Because it's not known anybody and I have to deliver. But in terms of like, podcasting I've never been bullied that, I get like anxious maybe, I get the right, a little anxious, you know? But do you feel now less nervous?

Oh yeah. Yeah, do you feel like we're closer? Yeah, Bobby. As opposed to never have made you before. Yeah, I see. I feel a little closer. Yeah, are you doing other podcasts after this today? Mm-hmm.

Oh, nah. What are you doing in town just doing pods and promoting? Nah, I came to perform in Ontario. Nice. That's tonight. Oh, nice. That's tonight? Oh good, I love that club. You do? I love that club.

Wanna come watch me do you 10 minutes? He's kind of serious, I think he's serious. What time is it? What time is it tonight? Two shows? It's two shows. It's part drive on a Friday. The Bobby do some details.

It's only two. Yeah, you can do time on my show, Bobby. We'd be honored to have you on the show. You know what? Are you doing a Sunday show, though? Yeah. Let me think about it. I'm really thinking about it. I might.

Okay. But if I show up, dude, you're gonna make, I do have to pay cover or. Good. I always tell the girls there. Yeah. Yeah. They always hit me up on the weekends. Hey, can you give me in the club?

I don't know. Yeah. Tell them what you do when you don't when you want to get them in. I just ignore him No, I've seen them do this. What if you like? Yeah, yeah, he's like I'm in the club right now He's like I can get you when just meet me out in the front and he just never goes out to the front Oh, you've done that before. Yeah, why? But that's when he gets closer to getting laid right I think it's clever my friends. Oh, you've done that before? Yeah. Why? Because someone asked. But that's when he gets closer to getting laid. Right. I think it's clever, my friend. Oh, yeah.

It's very clever. November 12th, we have a 7 p.m. and a 9.30 show. That's Sunday. You have two shows on a Sunday? Jesus, that could be. I think I could probably sell out. Two Sunday show Ralph.

That's what they call me. Yeah. So the ticket numbers are going good now. Yeah, yeah, that's fucking amazing, dude. Well, let me say something, who's a pleasure to meet you? Or his pleasure's all mine. The pleasure's mine as well. Hi, hi.

Okay, I guess I shouldn't be selfish and say it's all mine. The pleasure is ours. Yeah. Hi. Hello. Hi. How you doing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Hi. Hello.

How you doing? I like you. Thanks. And you? You're the best. I see the best. We've been hitting you with the hit. I know.

I'm jokes. Yeah, I mean, because I don't want to leave her out, you know? But I want to say it's a pleasure to meet you and I really enjoyed myself this today. Me too. It was fun. It was weird. Yeah.

And this went in a weird way. This feels, this feels like the least weirdest podcasts I've done so far. Really? Yeah. I've only recently done like podcasts like they're like a bunch in the last couple months. You did Freigrand? Freigrand? What's that? Oh, they're Freigrand like earlier this day. Yeah, you did that. That's pretty funny. What else did you do? I did Freigrand. I did. It's the same week. I did. Is this better than Freigrand? This was way fun there. Say it out.

Yeah, there we go guys. Stop shots. Get still comfortable. What's that dog? If we're gonna be doing I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that.

I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. Mm-hmm. This is the best. What else did I do? I did that going in deep. Chad. Chad and Jay. Oh, JT. Love them. Those love them.

That was a bad ad. I did Thompson Griss podcast in Austin. Mm-hmm. And he brought up pictures of inmates or videos of inmates on like dating websites. We wanted to guess what they did. That's funny. I'm very judgmental.

I got almost all of them, right? Oh, wow, wow, wow. Wow. Wow. So you've done all the, you of them, right? Oh, wow, wow, wow. Wow. So you've done all the, you're at a point where you're doing all the big ones. I guess so. Are you guys going to start one? No. Do it together though.

It's so funny. If we could, if we could get like some pretty big names on there, maybe me and Jaime just co-interview them, yeah, but if it's just me and Jaime, what? No, no, no, no, no. I think just you and Jaime. I think you know Jaime is the winner. Yeah. Or just Jaime solo. just co-interview them, yeah, but... Would it just mean a hyme? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Netflix special is called Cowabunga on Netflix. Yeah, dude. And follow me on Instagram, Ralph Barbosa's zero three. There's no reason that it's zero three. It's just, it's just there.

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