TigerBelly - Rene Vaca & Ralph Barbosa is Mad at Bobby

Episode Date: August 27, 2025

Rene Vaca teams up with Ralph Barbosa for a chaotic and hilarious episode where they team up against Bobo. We chat turtle‑soup, Canton, eBay signatures, dads in jail, wig improv, a Denny’s disaster, alien talk, and Fatfish truth. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to www.zocdoc.com/belly  to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. That’s www.joinbilt.com.belly. Make sure to use our URL so they know we sent you. Download the PrizePicks app today and use code BELLY to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! That’s code BELLY to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BELLY  Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at www.monarchmoney.com/tigerbelly 

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You're going to leave the tag on? Yeah, I don't know. I might return this dress. Are you being real? Yeah. It's cute. You should keep it. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you should keep it. Yeah, you got to keep it, dude. I mean, it's, I don't know how dresses go. I mean, you should just keep it because you're ready to wear it, you know. It goes away. But if I don't like it, I will return it. Okay. Well, Los Pantolone.

It's a lot of Mexicans, right? That pissed me off if I found out I was buying something new And buying something new And Renee, I'm I'm singing a song Renee Oh shit sorry Fuck bro

Los Pontalone You pissed off by this? I wrote a song You wrote a song Sorry nobody's respecting your song Yeah yeah no one's respecting Everybody be quiet For about your song

Los Pontellone Do you know you miss the core I fucked it up now All right ready Los Pontalones Las Squa Those are the words I know in Spanish.

Wow. René Vaca, gave him a round of Woo! That was beautiful about me. You look olive today. Why? Racist.

It's not racist, dude. You look more olive than normal. No, the song that you just sang. Why? Those are the two words I know in Spanish. Wow. How is that racist? You have a Mexican here?

I know. Are you Mexican, Hayman? Right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you doing an emo thing right, Jaime? Life's painful. Oh, shit. Here we go.

Yeah. Talk to us about your feelings. Make me up when September ends. Yeah. Anyways, we got René Vaco. I'd better be here, man. I'm a big fan of you, Bobby, since I was growing up. Well, we're friends.

Well, I'm also a big fan. Yeah, but we hung out before. Yeah, but big fan. Yeah, yeah. I know we do shows together. Big fan. Yeah, I'm a big fan of yours, too. My girl's a big fan of yours.

Yeah, well, is your girl here? No. Yeah. Is she Spanish? You had sex with her a long time. Are you being real? No. No.

No. Oh, fuck, thank God. Is she, she's Asian? Yeah, she's Chinese. Oh, she's Chinese. Yeah, Cantonese. Yeah, yeah. What's up with you?

You like Asians? I mean, that just happens. Do you like the people? No, I mean, I love Asian. I love everybody, you know? I know you do. It's just my girlfriend. What's your favorite kind of Asian, though?

Yeah. Got to say Chinese, man. Yeah, that's your favorite? Cantonese. The food, no. No, no. Actually, yeah, my favorite food is Chinese. It's some of my favorite food.

But Korean food, my favorite. So is that first or second? I like Korean food So that's number one? In terms of food? 1A1B Kamo A, combo B A, combo B.

A combo B, okay. You spilled this. Yeah. You guys, we have a fucking show here. What in God's name is going on? What in God's name is going on? He spilled on my dress that I might return.

You're not going to return it? I might return it. Okay, well, then return it then. Maybe I will. Yeah, yeah. Hide the tag, though. I'm not going to hide the tag. Okay, you're going to leave it out.

Yeah, I'm going to leave it. And what brand is it? It's Princess Polly. Ooh. Is that good? It's normal. It's not expensive. I don't know.

I've never heard of it before. It's not good. You're pissed off by this behavior? No. So what's the most expensive? Is that necklace real? Yeah. That's real diamond.

Yeah. Shout out to Jimmy Boy. Yeah. Hey, what's up? Jimmy Boy. He's Vietnamese. He's Vietnamese. You know?

You know? I don't know. I don't know how to do gang size. I just do this. Well, you know, my jeweler's like, he looks like, He looked like a gangster. Vietnamese gangster.

He's Vietnamese. And how much is it something like that? You know, I don't want to say online. Okay. But it's a lot. It's a lot. You know, it's all real. Is it on layaway or?

No. No. I think when I first, when I first bought my big check, I got the whole thing. I think at first, I did, the chain I did make two payments on. Oh, you did two payments out. When I first got it, right? But then, and then after that, I was just like, okay, let me just buy it. Oh, okay.

Well, I mean, that's a lot of them, you know, I don't. I don't spend money on jewelry. No, you buy, like, dirty shoes. I buy dirty shoes. I've been spending money on signatures lately. What's a signature? Like an autograph, sorry. Like Clinton.

It's with signature? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get like Bob Odenkirk, you know, breaking bad signatures. You do? Peewee Herman. And you pay for them? Yeah, on eBay. It's fun to just, like, bid.

Oh, you bid for it? I make offers, you know. Yeah. And then what do you do with them? I frame them. Oh. And then I have them in my house. You're a real fan of people.

We're a big fan of people. And then Disney. Yeah. Yeah, you like Disney. Yeah, big Disney guy. Like, if you met Esai Morales, would you be nervous? Esai Morales, yeah. Brought the hell, La Bamba, Bob from La Bamba?

Yeah. Dude. I have a dream too, Richie. Do you remember? Yeah. It's the only movie reference I know. I'm trying to get, uh... I've been watching the Josh Lopper show, and you do look like Ernie.

I think you mentioned that to me a long time ago. Yeah, like Ernie, the character. Yeah. I just don't know if you can memorize the lines. He can. You can't do it. Yeah. You can't.

George. You can't. Hey, George, George. That's all he says in the show. All he says in the show, I mean. Hey, George. Yeah. What's up, George?

Hey, George, I want to bang your wife. Okay. That was a Nickelodeon episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like your wife. Yeah. He likes his wife. How long you've been doing stand-up?

Ten years this year. Wow. Was it hard at first? Hell yeah. I mean, it's never easy. right but you know I mean I had a I had a good support group in the beginning I started in Merced California so yeah that was like it's like four hours from here's a small town so yeah I was in college very popular kid in college and I ran my own show so I always had them

filled with friends and in the beginning then I came over here yeah it was it was good you know God chooses people for comedy I think oh you do you think it's a god-given gift yeah I think people choose I think yeah and I don't know if it's you know I feel like yeah that you get chosen by the people mostly. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, the people choose you. Yeah. Yeah. God choose you first. Then the people. Really? That's interesting. Yeah. So

what was... You don't believe in God. I have a feeling you don't. I do. I don't know if he chose me. He chose you. Chose me to do what, man? There's no other Asian man that looks like you that can do what you can do. Oh, that's true. There's like a deer online that looks like... Yeah. Yeah. There's

a Korean deer online. That kind of looks like me. But yeah, yeah. You've seen He was chosen. Yeah, he was chosen to, yeah. Yeah, there we go. Dude. Doesn't that look like Bobby? No, it does not.

It does. Would you eat one of those deers or no? No, no. My girl would. Yeah. Cantonese. Yeah, what, let me about the, you know about the Cantonese? I know about the Cantonese.

What are the, what are they willing not to eat, you think? Mongolian. Mongolian? No, I just say that. God damn, Angorians. Oh, yeah. That's from South Park. Yeah.

Every time Chinese build one Mongolian, can I come take it down? Oh, yeah. That's very good. Like if we were, if Renee and I were in Cantona, where's, yeah, Cantona? Guangzhou, Guangzhou. Guangzhou. Guangzhou province. Yeah.

Right, and we're at a market. You can have anything you want, anything your heart desire. All right, so we're walking through. And you're a, you have a, you're a vendor. Yeah. What is? Do the accent. Do that, what is?

What, what these? Yeah, he only repeat what I said. You know, he don't know much. What is? What is? Oh, you know my other friend. What were you? You were so late.

Oh, I'm sorry. It's okay. Always late, this guy. Yeah, yeah. He's a position. Yeah, he's crazy. This guy always late, man. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry. So tell me what this? It's not. Do I have an accent? Yeah, you're fucking from... How much, bro? Come on. Yeah, yeah. Bro, how much, bro?

We're Persian now. How much, bro? Why are you nervous for? You won't let me talk. Nobody will let me talk. We're oil barons. Five, okay. Okay, we have money. What is this? I speak English.

It's five cents. What is it? We see the price. What is it? It's like a swan. Oh, swan. You can eat swan. Yeah, yeah.

That's all good. We love swan. Okay. Okay, what is this? What is this? That's Caterpillar. Caterpillar. Do you have BMW?

Yeah, yeah. We're looking for a BMW, dude. Yeah, yeah. We have Mercedes. Oh, we have a Mercedes. What kind of Mercedes do you have? It's okay. It's okay.

Mercedes, Benz. Okay. Okay, and there's, um, rat. Yeah. They eat mouse. Hey, David, David, didn't you want to... Right, I don't like snitches. Yeah, we don't like snitches at all.

Okay, do you have cockroach? You can have cockroach. Cockroach. Do you have cantanas? We're looking for a cantana. I think you guys are in the wrong country. Oh, okay. Well, direct us in the right place. We want cantanas.

We want cantanas. The Cantonese is like, uh, canteen is supposed to be like a, it's just the... Lower. What? Oh, they're, no, I mean, it's just the language they speak, right? Yeah. And then there's Mandarin and Cantonese Mandan is the more popular one

But when you watch Rush Hour, you hear Cantonese accent Sometimes, yeah Hong Kong and Hong Kong they speak on Cantonese Yeah Can you get butterfly wings? You could probably get butterfly wings I feel like it would taste papery I know, but you can saute them

Yeah Would you, let me ask you that If you're in Asia Cantonese Would you eat like a bowl full of butterfly wings Oh no, hell no Okay, okay My girl told me that her mom

Has eaten turtle soup Yeah, turtle soup. Would you eat turtle soup? That's kind of normal. Shark fin. I mean, no offense to people eat turtles, but no. Yeah, yeah, no offense to people like that.

No offense. All right, we're throwing that out there, right? Would you eat Mirat? Timon? Yeah. No. Oh, my God. They put the whole turtle in?

Chop it up, at least. The sky's it. Oh, my God. The sky's a full-blown turtle in there. Yeah. Fort to baby. I mean, that's what I was picturing. I was actually picturing him turned upside down

and he would be emptied and just like, you eat out of his shell. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Use the shell as the bowl. Yeah. Yeah. Look at his face, he's just like, he's like, emboiled him.

Would you eat that? He's like, Jaime's penis. I wouldn't. What is your penis doing in that bowl, Jaime? Boil it. Yeah, yeah. Do you have a shell on your penis? Mm-hmm.

Okay. Because he's shy. A lot of Mexicans, we're not circumcised. Are we, Jaime? No. Oh, really? You're not circumcised? No, my mom never did it to me.

And when you look in the mirror and you see your... Jaime. Okay. When you look at your penis in the mirror, it's not hard. How am I looking at my penis in the mirror? Like when you shower? Oh, just like... Like you're standing.

No, I sometimes go, I have a long mirror and I just sort of pose. Yeah. Do you ever look at it like this? Yeah, like, different... I don't look at it, you know? Yeah, so that there's a little... It's not that crazy, you know? I've seen like crazy.

Armadillo-looking ones. I don't know. Don't ask me how I've seen them. You've seen them, dude. Live? I don't know. Would you eat a human penis? Huh?

Well, let me think about it. Would you eat a human penis? Would you eat a human penis out of Kansas? They want to eat everything, don't they? Yeah. I mean, listen, there's a, there's a restaurant in China that only served animal penis. What the hell? Yeah, yeah.

And it's like, you have to make reservations. What? It's hard to get in. It's hard to get in, yeah. What would you eat if you're at that animal penis? Yeah. I would be curious about like a cockroach penis. Yeah, yeah.

You know what you would get? A bowl? No, you get the big one. The bowl. You ask for the blue whale. Blue whale? They come in like this, two people there, right? You'd eat the whole thing.

Under five minutes. Yeah. I'll get chicken penis. You get chicken penis? Yeah. That would be the more, the most satisfying one is, you know? It's like chicken. Yeah, but what about this?

What if they cut up the little chicken penises and put it in a bowl? There's like 3,000 of them and then you pour milk on it. Like cereal. Yeah, it tastes like, would you eat that though? It tastes like chicken. It's chicken, chicken, man. Chicken dick, chicken pussy. I'll tell you what penis I wouldn't eat, though. What?

No, I don't like the color. Like, color will throw me off. Okay. It's a donkey dick. Wait, wait, wait. Donkey dig? Yeah, because I think it's gray. What?

Milled chickens, they still produce eggs? Male chickens? No, male chickens don't produce eggs. They don't produce eggs, no, because they're male. What made you think of them? that. I don't know. I never thought of it, you know? You just thought of it? Yeah, I just thought of it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They do not. Well, let's ponder that. Chatjibati, man. That's my favorite. That's my best friend right now. I know. Do you talk to it or do you just... Yeah, dude, I fucking talk to it. Like, why is my girl acting like this? Take a picture of her? And they're like, it's because she's Cantonese. Is my girl mad or not? Because she says she's not mad.

It's like, no, she's just Cantonese. What accent do you, because there's different kinds of accents and voices and voices on Chat, Are you fucking tired? You've been yawning for like three... Yeah, I feel like you're very out of it today. I'm running out of oat milk. Why do you sell special?

You're really out of it today. I don't even feel like you're listening. He did a callback from a previous fucking podcast. That would make no sense. I know why because I'm not another, I'm Renee, right? And you don't respect me. If I was another guest, you respect me. He'd be all happy and asking questions and acting more slower.

I just said, I don't have enough oat milk in me. Whatever. All right. Yeah, dude, I'm so aggressive. You know, it's so funny, whenever we have... We just came off to her, so our chemistry is a little bit better than anybody else. Really? He opens.

It's you, Ralph, Barbosa. My little brother, they share, they switch up. My little brother, and then, yeah, my little brother, and then, yeah, we play the Ken's video. Yeah. Shout out Ken Flores. Go watch his special on Hulu. That was, I mean, let's get, you want to get serious about it or no? What's up to you, man?

I mean, I mean, Ken was a big loss. It was a big loss. He was so fucking funny. Do you know him? I didn't know him, but... Yeah, yeah. Why didn't you know? Why didn't you know?

What's the what's wrong with you, man? I know why. I feel how much you guys love him. How do we feel? Yeah, tell us about how you love. I feel the sadness. It's hard to take you serious with the Chinese guy. Back there.

That's me, dude. The Chinese guy back here. Yeah. I'm sorry. That's me. That's Bobby Lee. That's a good actor. That's Bobby Lee as Kim Jong-un.

Okay. Both Korean characters. Yeah. Anyway, no, I came too late to know Ken, but. The first time I saw him was, pardon me, a couple years ago, he was in the main room, and he was on. And I had to follow him. And I had, I put somebody between us. Because he was killing so bad.

Because you're not, like, I'm not following him. I don't want to follow that. I'm going to follow that. I'm going to. put somebody between us. Yeah, it can made me better on tour, you know. Yeah. It's always following him and, you know,

just it's a lot of people that won't bring a strong comic on the road, you know? Like a lot of people that... Why do you, why, what's that face, Bobby? I don't want somebody that's going to try to bury me. That's why you got Jaime. Why open? Yeah. He's pretty followable, you know?

Yeah. He's pretty. Because the audience is confused more Yeah, there's more of a confusion They're like, did the show start? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a ball of confusion. Oh, you don't like being roasted?

Huh? You don't know what's happening? I don't think he knows what's happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know exactly what's happening. Hyme's funny, man. The thing with Hyme is you can never know when he's actually trying out a bit or, you know,

like he's just talking to you or like, what the fuck, dude? Can I read his notes? And he'll come out to you like, read his notes. No, yeah, read the note. It said, 10 years, I've been doing comedy. Today.

Today. That's not you, though. You're just saying what Renee said. Why are you taking notes of Renee? Oh, my God. Yeah, why did you take that note? Okay. You know, when you're this great, you just want to be taking notes.

I inspire him. Yeah. Ten years. Yeah. Why did you write that down? Because it's going to take you eight more years. Or you're saying, eight more years, I can be in. Two more years.

Yeah. How long, I mean, I don't know how long it takes. It takes a long time. Yeah. And it also says, did you know I miss my ex? I memorized your notes. I didn't need to have... I told you that in private.

They say it takes 10 years to be a real headliner. And forget about the ex. Yeah, 10 to 15 years. You think you can do the 10 years, Simon? How do you think you're going to look and change? Like, how do you think you're going to sound like? Because the way I sound in the first two years, when I got to my fifth year, I didn't sound like that.

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So how do you think you're going to sound in your fifth year? Yeah, how do you think you're going to sound? I think what Renee's trying to say is, the longer you go, the closer to yourself you are on stage. Yeah, you always know it like in your head. Because in the beginning, you pretend to be other people almost. Yeah. Yeah.

Who did you pretend to be? You know, at the time, if you see one of my stats, I don't want, don't pull it up, but I was mimicking Chris Tucker. Oh, that's good. Oh. I was trying to mimic him. Just saying the N-word concept?

No. No, my register was much higher. I think I did a black room. I think I did a black room and I did a Bernie Mac. I was like, motherfucker, fuck you, motherfucker. Yeah, yeah. And they can see right through it. Yeah.

It's this one, right? Yeah, this one. Yeah. Yeah, I was trying to be. so high-pitched Because Asian people look alike Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah That's Chris Stuck

No, but Turn it off, turn it off I can't watch it How did you come up To Chris Tucker How did you choose that? Because at the time He was the hot guy

Yeah, yeah Right, so I was like Oh, I gotta be like that So I did my register like this You know what I'm like Mickey Mouse Hi, I'm Mickey Mouse Yeah, Mickey Mouse is hot Yeah

So, but then it's like As I got older, it just became this voice Yeah, I'm inspired by George Lopez right away Yeah Just like growing up in the valley Just being brown like him, big head like him, you know And just, just You get along with him or no?

Yeah, George is... He's a great guy. Yeah, yeah, we talked. Like those older Mexican heads, Do you know Mencia? Yeah, I'm done. I was going to say, My name Sia was one of my favorite shows growing up.

Yeah. I have a lot of people. I shook his hand And you know He's laughed at one of my sets But Yeah That's always good

He laughed so hard Yeah He just kept looking at me You know how hard Yeah You know how hard he laughed No no But like I said man

I mean You know I know Aside from What they say about him You know There's a lot of good things That were funny things That were his

Like I'm assuming Like he can have stole all of that Right Right Wait Wait Wait Hold on hold on

Hold on. Whoa, whoa. There's a lot of accusations. So what I'm saying is that... I love Carlos, though. I love Carlos, too. And there's never been a better performance. My name and Cia was one of my favorite...

He's a great performer. Favorite fucking, yeah. Yeah. He's a genius. He's a beast up on stage. Yeah. What did you write down now? No, what did he write down?

Nothing. Nothing. Let me see it. Yeah, yeah. Keep going. Yes. Carl's Montia, yes. Hi, May.

Anyway. Anyway. Yeah. What? I wanted to be like Jaime Garcia. I was in existing back then. Yeah, yeah. René, you think Jaime is going to be a big star?

Yeah, look. Look at him. Yeah. Look at him already, man. Do you think he, I mean. I feel like he's already. I think I think he just needs to be thankful, man. You know, very, you're very blessed, bro.

I feel like a lot of people. Bobby, you know, I'm thankful, right? I told you. No one's saying that. I'm just saying, you know, just be, you know. Be more gratitude. Smell the flowers, man. Be more present.

You're not present. You're not present. You're writing notes down. Dude, my driver was trying to shake your hand and you just ignore them. I know, and you've been ignoring me this whole. What's Franklin? You left him outside. He's outside, dude.

I was doing tiger belly. No, you're not being present at all. No, no, but I think you're going to be great. But I think he's already himself. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. You're very much of yourself. That's what works.

I don't think you know, you don't know how to be in. So this is your max? This is kiss cap. I think so. He's reached his potential. This is peak. This is peak Jaime. Yeah, yeah.

I don't believe. I hope so. I hope not. I hope not. You know, a lot of people, you know, they, they tell me and Andrea that we should be married. Why do you bring that up? Are you guys a thing? No, we're in time.

It would never happen. Over my dead body. Yeah, over Bobby's dead body. Are you Chinese? I'm Chinese. Mandarin. Oh, Vancouver.

What the fuck? I'm kidding. Well, Jaime, are you attracted to Andrea? She's pretty. Yeah, yeah. Oh,

that means you're attracted to my girl. You just like Asians, aren't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, pretty, but no, I don't think we could ever happen. Why? I'm too good friends.

I'm just good friends, right? Is in any... Right? Right? Right? Right? Look at how nervous on there. Or is it more?

Or is it more? Yeah, right, dude I think you're right Yeah Do you see yourself marrying a Latino Outside of a Latino I think we're a queen What about you?

You're gonna get married? I'm outside Latino right now Yeah, we're doing it man And I love my girl Man, I think she's the one, you know Whoa That's serious I was far earlier

So I don't know How long has it been? It's been a year Whoa That's a good That's a solid chunk of time Hey, you guys like her? Yeah

The head she's good They're all looking around Okay Yeah, yeah We like Denny's Uh, we fight at Denny's ones Would you Would you fight a button Denny's?

Not me I forgot I was just drunk And I was just saying shit And she just like I was just tired of my drunk ass talking You know whatever Oh, and she was tired of that

She was just, you know When I get drunk I'm like Yeah, whatever Cheater Yeah There's no evidence of cheating Yeah

You just say whatever You just say whatever You weren't even there this guy no but yeah yeah I forget you know just like one of those drunk things where you wake up

and like what the fuck did I do and your friend's like bro you were talking a lot of shit and I was like what the fuck why don't you guys just slap me you guys just sit there looking at me yeah and then

yeah but you're uncomfortable no I was eating my French toast okay but I uh you know I think she's the one man and it takes a lot to deal with me yeah let's check off the box as a hero.

It takes a number one box. Why is she the one? Let's play a piano. No. Why is she the one? Yeah, why is she the one? Why is she the one? She deals with me.

Yeah. Every time I see her said, I want to make her happy. You mean another reason? Reason. She makes good Chinese broccoli. I've never had Chinese broccoli. Now I love Chinese broccoli. Kind of an easy dish, though, but that's fine.

What can you make? What can you make? Anything. No. That's how you know she can't make. I make dumplings. One ton. Yeah.

No, no, no. She. Wanton. That's being racist. You face-time me one time about pancakes? Yeah, but that's like, that's outside of my culture. Okay, but easy pancakes is an easy dish. I don't know how to make pancakes.

Okay, but, okay. I can make, but like, I don't know, I don't know how to make pancakes, bro. Well, the instructions are in the box. Oh, I can do that, but from scratch? Can you make pancakes from scratch? Yes. Without it being in the box, like from flour and all that kind of stuff. Yes.

I feel like you guys have high standard. What if my girl leaves me as soon as I get home and I just... Oh, you have feelings for, for, like... That's always like, oh, I have like anxiety. I always get these anxiety. It's like, fuck, dude, would have, you know? Like, would have something happens. I think she is the one because if he has that fear, then that's real.

Yeah, of losing her, yeah. You have limerence and you have feelings for her. I have a lot of feelings for her. And you get excited when you see her. Oh, wait. Who told me, oh, yeah, Ralph told me you like sing to her on stage? What? Oh, maybe one time when I was drunk, yeah, I probably did that way.

Yeah. That's not part of my set. Don't go to my show. Yeah. You like half her on stage and then you sing to her. No, no. There's just moments where she goes to my shows and I'm just like, I have a few jokes about my girl and then I'm like, I just want to see her and then I'll just come out. Wow.

Let me ask you this. Has she met your parents? Yeah. That's a big deal. Well, my dad's in Joe, but yeah. Okay. She talked to him on the phone. Really?

Yeah, but. Why are your daddy in jail? Oh, my dad. So large Joe. That's a lot of Joe. How long is he in for? 40 years but you know we just got him a good lawyer so hopefully we get him from 40 years a lot I finally I finally you know you know after there's some time I was like you know

I'm just gonna do it for some peace of mind just spend a lot of money on a fucking lawyer and just see because he's always been like don't do it it's a waste of time it's waste of time and I just never I didn't ask this time and he seems excited too so well that's exciting there's some hope yeah but you don't want to get your hope up in this is your mom remarry uh yeah but then you know that went the way it went and then yeah now she's single I'm all 50 years old single so if you're single looking to be my stepfather

right here dog I'm 54 dude oh yeah dude what about me dog you want to fuck my mom I don't know what she looks like she caught you should FaceTime her that was good looking yeah yeah yeah she's not ready I know but if I was your stepdad that would be weird

that'll be fucking badass Renee clean your room I grew up listen to me right now Renee I don't live with my mom I'm just saying We're at dinner Let's play this out, yeah

Let's play this out We're at You come over Renee, you got to call your mom more Why? Because she gets lonely She worries about you

Anyway How'd you even get mom Put the dishes In the dishwasher I don't need First of I don't need To listen to you Bobby You're not my father

I'm your stepfather You're a stepfather You just got in here Like two minutes ago I know Okay mom just met you I know But we're living together baby

Mom Why are you choosing This man because I'm funny I'm dynamic look at this yeah mom you have two men

yeah you're fucking Ralph he has two stepfathers you're fucking Ralph yeah what's up Ralph? Oh what's up Ralph hey what's up Ralph? Hey what's in where were you Ralph

no no oh my god whoa whoa he's mad again oh you're mad I want to get Ralph mad yeah where have you been this guy

Ralph bumped me over here. I haven't seen you in damn near two weeks. Thank you. And this is how I find you? With my competition and with Bobby Lee. First of all, I saw you with my little brother. Yeah, that's right. The little brother needs real guidance.

He does, he does. Oh, so there's a little bit of attention between you two? Oh, yeah, a little bit, Bobby. Tell us about some of the resentments, Ralph? Well, first off, stop touching my stuff. Is that food? I have an a sushi. Yeah, I brought you sushi because what you deserve.

It's your favorite. you stop? Yeah, I would too. That's right. Out of all places, you want to push you stop. Okay. I don't know.

I thought it was a game stop. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. So what's the tension about? Thanks for having me here. Oh, good to see you again. To see you.

Ralph Barboza. Give him a round of applause. Thank you, guys. Good to see you. I don't like the headphones. There's a lot of men here. Oh, Mexican. It's like a man.

Leah. Dude, we could be, we could be a gang. We could be a gang. We could be a gang. Yeah, don't you think? Yeah. I'm passionate. Yeah.

Yeah. Maybe you and Renee could. Renee's still very street, but... You know what, bro? I'm fucking little chopsticks. I've outgrown the streets. Little chopsticks? Yeah, that's my name, dude.

Call me Little chopsticks, bro. Who's the leader, dude? Who's the leader? Me, of course. Hey, homie, what do we do, dude, tonight? We gotta make some money, dude. What? That's our leader, dumbass.

Yeah. Hey, dumbass. Hey, dumbass. What are we gonna do tonight? We got no fucking money, bro. Okay, we got the laugh factory today. Oh, we're doing stand-up tonight? We're going through Stano, Fools.

Yeah. Do you have a live factor today? Why did you tell them? Why'd you tell them? It's improv. Okay. Whoa, dude. This is just for jokes, Renee.

I don't have a show at the last night. Wait. You don't want me there? Do you have a show tonight at the Laugh Factory and Renee's not invited? What the fuck is going on here? Hypothetically. Hypothetically, I might have a show on Wednesday, not today. Okay.

Hypothetically. Anyway. Yeah. How are you guys doing? He's good. This is cool to be here Yeah, yeah Yeah

No, go ahead to eat, bro I actually brought you guys Some sushi if you guys want sushi Yeah, I'm full, I'm good You good? Yeah, yeah, I'm good You want some sushi, Rini? I'll take a bite

You take a bite of some sushi really? We're just talking about Denny's It's kind of rude, you know, you brought it Y'all were talking about Denis? Yeah, that one time Rini, do you like wasabi? I do actually Yeah

I got you all the wasabi You're little chicken part She was like, they're asking me at the show is the one We sang a good song What, you were singing a good song? Yeah, we were singing a really good song. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You're like those autistic guys who were passionate. What are we singing? What are we singing about? Jaime is, uh, what's up? Heime has, let's sing about Jaime reaching his peak. Wasabi. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, do you like wasabi like me?

Yes, I love wasabi. like you and together we are two some wasabi on my pancakes and I call it Bobby Lee cakes

yeah okay good yeah very good dude we're right at what's that kimchi recipe that you went viral for that wasn't me dude

that wasn't fucking me the recipe you went viral for there's a there's a there's a There's a video of him explaining how to make something. Yeah, I'd never done a video of how to make anything.

Do you know Renee's girlfriend? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the Asian one. Yeah. They're in love. Did you like her? Yeah, she's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One time she stormed out of a Denny's.

Yeah, we talked about it already. Because she was, he was there too. He was drunk. He was acting a fool. He was. Yeah, it was definitely Renee's fault. Yeah, well, it's the kind of shit he was saying, bro. Yeah, and then, oh, what was he saying?

Yeah, yeah, what's he saying? Don't say what? Ah, yeah, maybe I should say it. Okay, as long as it's okay. Yeah. Nah. What was he saying? Did he give me the gist?

He was just like, he was going to Scarface. Yeah, Scarface and he's just like, so good night to the bad guy. Oh, I see. Yeah, but like a very, yeah. When you get drunk, you probably get chill. Me? Yeah.

I usually, yeah. Nobody can tell I'm drunk. Yeah. Yeah, that's why they left me in the hotel room. in my own throw-up Oh yeah I heard that happen You heard that happened

Yeah The paramedics had to fight me Are you being real I'm being for real And you were choking on your own throw-up No Okay But the throw-up was

Maybe I was choking Yeah yeah Whose throw-up was it It was mine Okay And the throw-up I was in a tub Oh you're in a bathtub

Taking a bath Yeah I don't remember Doing that though Okay all I remember is this big old white man Big old fire fire fire what the fuck Explain

It wakes me up You're naked Oh you're so you're naked in the bathtub You vomit on yourself Yeah And all of a sudden a big white paramedic comes in Yeah I think son what you're doing in there

Bathing and threw up He said you mean from around here is your boy Oh he said that And I knew I was in trouble You're in trouble Do you go in a gurney A gurney? A gurney A gurnt

What's that The the Oh, is that, am I said that right? Gurney? Gernie. Nah, they try to take me, but I... That's a gurney. I refuse to go.

There's got to be a better word for that. They had to ask... Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is a weird word. It's like a slur. Gerny. Well, it's because a gurney is like, the meaning is like, it has wheels. That sounds like just...

That would be his name. Hey, I'm Gurney. What's that? Gurney. Gurney. Like a Mexican Sesame Street. Yeah, I'm Gurney. Gurney.

Gurney, dude. Burn and Gurney. Yeah, yeah. Gurney, you're the, you're the character specifically to help dyslexic kids. It's okay, guy. A lot of kids look up to you, man. Do you think Jaime has some sort of mental thing or no?

You know, hey, hey, hey, hey, you know what's crazy? When we were on tour, every time we left the room, that's the question everyone said, like, hey, dude, is that guy serious? Yeah, yeah. He's a mental thing. Hey, dude, is he mentally, like, oh, is he just fucking with us? Because you can't tell. This is who you betray me for?

For these guys who think you're mentally ill? I never said you're mentally ill. The people. Round you think you're mentally ill. Bobby and Rini. I didn't say you're mentally. I was asking, is he? I mean, Ralph, you known him the longest as a kid.

Was he mentally ill then? No, he's fine. Then? Okay. All right. It's you people who are weird. He's not a monster. He's not a monster.

He's my friend. Okay. I won't call him a monster. Yeah, no one called him. Oh, well, sometimes he is. Like, would you guys go to Arby's together as a kid? Oh, I hated Arby's. Why?

You need Arby's? I never had Arby's. I like that Arby sauce, dude. Yeah? I've never had Arby's. I heard their fries are the best, though. They have a good fries, though. Alapalapia poplar?

No? Okay, what do you mean? Bobby sometimes just like a white man. Don't let them tie you into that. All right, I want to tie you into that. He gets the meat mounting sandwich, right? Okay. Anyway, what did you say?

The meat mountain? Meat Mountain. What's that at? Arbys. Oh, they have a meat mountain there? Yeah. Oh, then you know about Arby's? No, because I watch TikTok.

Oh. His dad manages the McDonald's for years. He hasn't all the competition. Are you showering? Yes, dude. Oh, he loves you. He misses you so much. And I'm wearing a hat.

Oh, that's it. What is that one for the name? Got you a hat. I've seen a video of the... That's a meat mountain. The meat mountain. There you go. What are you guys talking about?

Nothing. Oh, my God. Here we go. Jaime. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's... That's it.

Five minutes. It's a meat mountain. It's like all of Jaime's exes put together. Yeah. One second. This guy. That's right, that's true. Hey, Gloria.

Hey, guys, we have a new guest coming in. Gloria. Wait, where's mine? Gloria. Hi, Gloria. Nice to meet you, Glor. Oh, she's feisty tonight. Hey, Gloria.

Where have you been, Glor? The underworld. Oh, she's from the underworld. How are the warlocks treating you over there? Otherwise known as Fort Lauderdale. Yeah. Have you been hanging out with the warlocks and the gargoyles? I've been...

Hold on. This thing keeps falling off. It's hard to be in character. Shout out to actors. Yeah. Shout out. Where are that? I like you, Gloria.

Yeah. Go get me a wink. I like you. You don't know the first thing about it. I like you a lot. I don't need to know anything about you. I see right through you. You like wine.

I love wine. We love wine. White. Wine. Or red. She's mine, man. We find your own. Gloria.

Gloria. The ice on his chain. What kind of medieval wine do you have today, Gloria? The ice is black. Gloria is chained. Where, are you gay? I don't know. I didn't know I was going to be a chick.

Oh, shit. I thought this was a dude. All right. Like a vampire, like a Dracula. Bobby took it to a chick place. Okay, sorry, dude. Would you start the improv over again? No, it's okay.

The chain, he must take it out. He's like a rocker, like tenacious D. What if this is how I figure out, I'm a woman. Tenacious D. EJ. E.J. He can't get a fucking wig, too. The chain must come off.

We're watching a lot of vampire movies lately. I can't get into it. Yes. Can you do something about the florist and lights? Can you get into vampire movies, boom? Really? Why are you not open-minded? Bobby just looks normal.

Yeah, it's kind of pretty. You look like Steve Ayoki. What's the name? Hey, dude. What's up, dude? What's up, bro? I'm DJing right now, bro. Fuck yeah.

I'm going to throw a cake in your face, dude. Pham, fom, fom, bum, fom, fom, bum. Some of my favorite characters are in Bob Leach. I'm going to get the Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Oh, yeah. That was some of my favorite shit. The dictator. Yeah, it was the fucking dictator.

I've never seen that. I've never seen it. I never seen that. Cindy Kim. Yeah. I can't. I can't do this. Yeah.

I mean, I can, but like, I shouldn't. But you're doing it. Are you talking about sex? I don't know. Look at it. Yeah. Ralph, what are you, what are you like in bed? You're so weird guy.

He talks about it on stage, on his Hulu special. Streaming right now. I bet he goes, I bet he says this, can I stick it in? Nah. You don't say that? You do? I mean, like way earlier. Yeah, yeah.

I'm like, yo, later on, I'm good to stick it in later. Oh, you do it later. Yeah. And then when you actually do it, you don't announce it. Bobby. What? what did fuck bro sorry man being ralph that's how i know being ralph is uh what do you say what do the guys call it that's a good wig where did you get this wig from i don't know the wig store

i don't know can you do something about the fluorescent lights the brand said ebony on the side i'm pretty sure you guys aren't supposed to be wearing we've meant for black women okay rene if we were you're at rene if we were three girls at a club Right? Which one would you hit on? Why? What's the wrong with him? Come on.

No, dude, come on. Come on. Let's talk for you guys. Interview us. Maybe could I take care of my body? Yeah. Okay, sure, Gloria. First of all, this is like the ugly cousin, you know.

That's the fridge. What about me? And you're like... You're like the really slutty girl that... You know what? If you shave, you would look like a... Maybe. Your girlfriend.

No. Hey, Renee, I'm your girlfriend. Stop yelling at me at Denny's. I didn't do shit. You're just drunk, okay? You call me Chinchung slut at Denny. Out loud? It's like, everyone heard it.

The video, I mean the video, the night wind kind of like that actually. Renee, suck on my tini's. Now we're in the hotel. Do I kind of look like your girl or no? No. You're not going to say yes? What is it that you see in me, though? I think it's your vibe.

Yeah? You seem like the smartest one out of both. Ask us some questions, and we can answer, and we can figure out who the smartest one is. Okay, go ahead. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, ready? Go ahead. Eight times six. Eight, 48.

48. I mean, like, seven times seven. The fuck doesn't even matter. See, that's why I like you. You're fucking cheating. Doesn't matter. That's not that doesn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ask me.

He's wise. He's wise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ask us about wise things then. I know some things. Say something philosophical. Like, you know, have you been thinking about anything? Send that you feel in your heart.

Let me say something, honey. I got one. Let's see you go. A life not self-examined is not a life worth living. Oh, he bored me. He's stupid. He didn't even write that himself. That's fucking Socrates.

I read that. Yeah, someone else said that. It's fucking Socrates. I read that one. This bitch doesn't do anything. I like her because she's original. Why? She comes up with her own.

Okay, go ahead. Listen, listen, bitch. A bad bitch like me? Yeah, a bad bitch like me. Yes. Okay, bitch, leave me hanging home. A caveman into an inventor and an inventor into a caveman. Oh, wow.

Nice, bitch. Bad bitch. It's a guy. It's a guy. You're gay. You're gay. Wow. Ah, you're gay.

I'm gay. You're gay now, yeah. I have a badge. Have you seen that video of the guy? Like, what was it? Was it from a quantum leave? Like, I'm retarded? Have you seen that?

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It will make your life so much easier. We're done with that sketch. What's it? Pretty good. By the way, Bobby, I met one of your old co-workers today. Who? Spike Feirstean? Yes.

How do you know Spike? Oh, we go way back. Let me tell you. He's angry with you. Yeah. Yeah. Is it really a Spike Spears? Fear Smithstein?

Yeah, I hung out with him today. We were at with the cars. I get sick off that. Okay. Yeah. Be fine. Eat more. Okay.

Eat more of them. So what did you in Spike? You just met him today? Yeah, I just met him today. I did a show. There's a lot of cars. We talked about stuff. Good dude.

Very upset with you. Why? You haven't hit them back. Yeah, no. I have. Yeah? Yeah. There's not what I heard.

There's a lot of people upset with you, Bobby. Like, there's a lot, yeah. Okay. Tell me. Santino. But I always love. defend you. Me for one?

No, he doesn't. Yeah, yeah. I'm upset with you. What are you excited? You stole my best friend. And that guy stole my best friend. Oh, that guy with the mustache. Oh, now we're getting somewhere, dude.

What's your name, bro? What's a mustache? I met you before. Luis. Luis. Bro, why did you replace Luis? I mean, I'm Jaime for Luis. I didn't replace them.

The man is always missing. I think I know why. Yeah, okay, here we go You shut it He has more followers You show your mouth essay Luis, you have more followers? Yes

Okay How many followers do you have, Luis? Oh my la 118,000 Yeah 1.5 million Yeah, so And also he's like

Very into cars And he loves cars And like I think like You know I think that's what Ralph's really into right now Is like the car stuff and Hyman can really

doesn't really have any input on that. He knows a lot about cars. But not as much as Louise. The engines you like. Yes. Yeah, yeah. There's the V6. The V6.

But there's something that Luis. There's something that Luis. At least I have my daunting. We'll never have with Ralph that you have, Hyman. What? That's the test of time. Thank you. The test of time.

That's philosophical, dude. You guys have lasted this whole time. The whole time. Look at this. Look at how long they've been together. Wow. Yeah. Which one are you, Hyman?

yeah he's no one the red truss right the test of time look and you kind of you kind of see

Jaime in there but somewhere in there there I thought he did the lip thing on purpose yeah

yeah it's part of my bit yeah he's just such a comedic genius he started doing it at the young

stuck to it he's like he's like they'll fact check me one day yeah Yeah, was he shy? Why is Rob trying to get that girl?

Who is that girl? That's my little cousin. Oh, my man, my man. Whoa. That's so funny, huh, Renee? Sorry. Yeah. Anyways, I'm going to report him to the HOA.

Rob looks gangster. He looked like he would be like he looked like he was a regatophone rapper. Why don't we pull up a picture of you and your dad? Oh, that's right. That age, was that about the last time you saw him? I was actually... He got him a lawyer.

Yes. He got him a lawyer. He's going to help him get out. Yes. You're still on the process? That's a long process. Yeah. All right.

Yeah. Do you get along with your dad? He was fine. Okay. You told me you guys are fighting. Yeah, what are you guys fighting about? He's fine. Yeah.

We fight over dumb stuff. Like, where's my tools? Oh. I don't like when he grabs my tools. Oh, you don't? I don't. You guys live with the other? Yeah, I live at his house.

Then I'm grab his tools. Do you really live at a... You think that way because you're like, oh, my daddy was free. I would share all my tools with him. Guess what, Renee? You don't have tools. You know why? Because you grew up without a dad.

What? You got me there. Yeah. Is that you? No. What the fuck is that? How racist are you? That's Rob.

That's Rob. Oh, that's your dad. That's me and my uncle. Yeah. Your uncle looks like a Colombian drug lord. Half right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you go on my highlights, I think I have pictures of me as a baby.

Really? Dude, this is not Renee's time. Technically, it is. It's your episode today. Hey, man. Robert Bosa on Hulu, man. Planet Bosa. Go watch it, August 8.

What is Renee? What are you promoting? I'm working on my, I just dropped the tour, working on my hour, developing my hour. I mean, working on my hour. So you guys have been asking me for my hour, so that's what we're working on. Ooh.

That's the tour. with a tool where do you want to where are you going to put it uh i can't really say i think you're at a point where you can sell it to a big streaming service no no there's already the bet the top two yeah it's gonna be one of those who else i can't say amazon prime yeah i'm fucking with you but uh yeah we know we have a lot of things in the works man a lot of things in the work i'm producing it i'm just kidding yeah what do you have in the works we talk about it or i'm writing a tv show right now yeah yeah for a streaming service i can't see okay but they got they got my idea and what's what's it up

can you give us a little hint on what it's about oh that's you Reney yeah it's me you bite you bite people's ankles yeah look at my ass yeah what the hell Rene you look like those turtles in that soup are you a turtle that's my and my dad and look how fucking hairy I was oh your dad looks like the dude from GTA Ford yeah Nico Bellig.

Nico Bellic. So your dad, how many sons, I mean, how many kids are in the family? Four. Four. There's five or so to four from my dad. From your dad. And do you guys all visit him or no? Yeah, I mean, yeah, we can't visit them all at once, but yeah.

You do? But it's a physical visit too, you know? Yeah. It's like, you know, it's not like a through the mirror. Do you cry? No, no. You know, at first it was, yeah. And there's moments where I think, there's moments that I think that, you know,

I get me tearing up sometimes, but I don't cry there. There's a lot of the, there's some inmates in there that know. me. Like, you know, and they'll go up to my dad like, dude, your son's funny and shit. A lot of the guards know me because of my stand-up and stuff. I can't just be in there looking like a little bitch. That would happen when my dad was in prison

and people started recognizing me. They would tell him like, oh yeah, I know your son but he's no René Vanka. Your dad was in prison? Yeah. Not to make it about me again, sorry, Rini. They were in jail for a similar thing. Oh, yeah. But your dad was

out now yeah yeah yeah he got him a different I paid for an even better lawyer than Renee's lawyer that's a difference my dad has a lot of drugs is your mom and dad still together my they were I don't even I don't think they've been together since they were like 17 oh yeah is your mom single no you try to fuck my mom I try to fuck your mom why why she's single and I'm with a black guy Bobby oh you want that guy coming a lot of pussy farts great Wait. If you end up with her

No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You need a song for that. Wait, quiffs. Oh, yeah, quiffs. So what you're saying is, if I had sex with your mom, you would be quiff machine? I'm not saying that.

He's saying that. Why would I say that about my own mother? Oh, that's true, my bad. I'm saying, do you want a black guy showing up to your house? Oh, that's what you meant. Yeah. Okay.

Being mad that you're hollering on my mom. Yeah, yeah. And what would he say to me, do you think? He'd be like, hey, we... Then my wife, quefe on you? I'm not going to do the voice I'm offended because I think you're saying is that after a black penis

my little penis is going to make her queef I never said you had a little penis Bobby Is that how it worked? I know exactly what I meant I never said it I know but that's what you meant I know but that's what you meant Wait is that a thing? That's how it worked

because there's been like a bigger Yeah He just found out like what? Yeah I thought I was doing a good job I would bet a thousand dollars Now I'm going to listen now. If we all got erect

and we compared I'm just saying $1,000 right now on cash, right? That you wouldn't be able to tell the difference except for the coloring. You guys had no way.

Yeah, yours would be more olive. René's is way darker than ours. That's what I'm saying. It'd be darker, but in terms of size, I bet you I can fucking compete. I've seen you naked, dude. No, but not like full erect.

I'm a grower, dude. Yours and mine would be around the same color. I want to fucking see it. Let's see. He would be pink. No, he'd be green. Oh, great, alien. Alien's time.

His thing is gross. His ass was green that one time. What time? I thought I told you about that. One time we pantsed him and his ass cheek was green. That was the right cheek. And you think his penis is going to be pink? I don't know.

Like, what was a green, dude? I already told this. I fell down. Oh, yeah, you fell down. Okay. It was like bruising, I guess. Look, man, green ass, green ass. That thing was an anomaly.

The Grinch? Grinch color, whoa. Do you guys believe that there are aliens here? No. Do I believe that there's aliens here? Yes, they're trying to get us all out. And I don't like it. There's a shitload of aliens here.

They're hardworking. No, that's not what I meant. I know what you're mad. I mean, I don't know they. Why would they want to hang out? Like Roswell, New Mexico aliens? No. Black box?

Santa Fe, New Mexico. Oh. Yeah. No, yeah, Roswell. Wait, is there really a difference between Santa Fe aliens and Roswell? Well, Roswell is where they found the UFO, right? Yeah, what's going on

Santa Fe? I don't know. Like him. There's so I'm a couple of guys. You're just being an asshole to my buddy Renee here? Yeah, you know what are you gonna do about it?

You're smart ass? What are you going to do about it, man? Fuck up your toilet, maybe. The sushi's not sitting right. Can I get an autograph from you before we leave them? Are you being real?

Yeah, I'll sign one of my comics. Yeah, that'd be cool. See that comic that I'm collecting, I'm collecting. Yeah, yeah. I'll give you a comic. He really is. This guy's a little weird right now. Yeah.

He's got like in his house, he sends me pictures. He has like a thousand autographed posters. I just bought the sandlot one with all nine of them signed the cast. I don't know how he did it. He has an autographed Anne Frank book. What? I don't know how you did that.

That was expensive, man. That was expensive, yeah. When that one in auction. Yeah. Like, how much do you pay? So you pay. So. Yeah.

This man is spending like a quarter of his income on just. I have a lot of. What's the most? My account hasn't stopped me. So that's not, that's a good thing. What about joy? George Washington, would you, how much would you pay for a George Washington? I don't know.

I don't pay for George Washington. He's the president? I'd buy it and then I'd like burn it just to like view, you know, talk content. Oh, good content. You know what I talk about. I buy things that, you know, they hit me in the hot. Oh, I see. Selene Dion.

No, but I just bought like a 50 cent. Richard, like, Triang Vino sign. Uh-huh. You know, just like, you know, Jim Carrey. Oh, Jim Carrey. Have you met him? No. That'd be a dream.

Does he even go out anymore? Yeah, yeah, he's a great guy. That is a song. You've been practicing drums? I've been practicing. Nice. That's what the fuck you're doing, man. You know the song that he's playing?

And I buy posters with autographs, and I like touching Jaime's ass. My name is Renee. I like to hang out with Bobby today. That's pretty good. Pretty good. Very good for improvising. Sorry, where are you going with this? What are you going with that?

So how many signatures do you have? A thousand, really? I gotta count, man. But no, I have a good amount. I'll say, I don't know, man. I spend over. What do you think? Girls are gonna go over there?

Oh, you know George Clooney? No, man. That's the point of them. No, at first it started because I want to build my office and then a gamer would just like, you know, it's kind of like when you build, when you design your house and you want to shoot around you, that's inspiring.

Yeah, but it would be interesting. And I'd rather buy the real signature and let it go of valid as opposed to just buying a poster. It's not going to go up in value for a lot of these people. Let me tell you, this Hollywood, a lot of these people that you You've got autographed shit from. We're at Diddy Parties. The other half of your autograph list.

We're at Epstein's Island. No, they weren't. Tom Hanks wasn't there. Yeah. He's on the flight logs, no? He's on the flight logs. Is he really? I don't think he is.

I think he might be. I don't think so. I don't think so. I'm his heartbroken. I love Tom Hanks. But the thing is that you need autograph stuff from people that you know so that when you're giving tours of your house, you can be like, oh yeah. I'm going to have that. I'm going to have that.

Most of them are like, this is from eBay. This one's from eBay as well. I like it Yeah, that's right What's better is If you and I took a photo We'll take a photo After this point right

And then I'll sign that for you And then you frame that And have the photo above Because we're friends There's a connection I like that's bad I refuse to say Yeah but

But some of these people I'm not able to do that I still want it And it's a nice piece You just have Nah it is nice yeah Oh it's good boy Good for you

Yeah You fucking collect cars I don't tell you shit Hey You do Well I don't I love your cars And I think they're gonna

Drive yourself You need a driver Yeah That's the true How many cars you have? Because he drives like a dumbass And then Okay, tell me about it

I lost one friend I won't lose you too I'm not gonna die That's one thing that we share We get anxiety on planes The amount of flights that we take a week It is nice flying with Renee Because he lets me lean on his shoulder

Where each other's emotional support Animals Do you think it's gonna go down? I know what it is Richie Valens That's what it is You know they have Final Destination Remember Richie Valens?

That's when you first thought of it. That's every Mexican, touring Mexicans Oh, don't know. How does that make you feel when I sing that? Yeah. Is that your idol, Ricky Valenz or what, bro? Sounds like an Asian dude doing a Richie Valenz appraisal. Oh, don't know.

I bought a guitar that was like the same one he used in the theme. Oh, really? Richie. It was an autograph, I'll tell you that much. That's a hard article to find. But you know what, Donna was a white chick, bro? That's good.

That's badass. Oh, in the 50s? I think that's a pretty good thing for a Mexican dude to be hooking it with a white chick. Dude. That's victory. The only thing that could top

a Mexican dude making the song about a white chick is if the white chick made a song about a Mexican dude. Which I think there is. Somebody. Hey, Raul. Hey, Raul.

There's like a country, western song like that. Really? Yeah. Or maybe it's about tequila. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, I got this the other day. Mr. Vaca, how do I, a young Mexican bag a fine Asian, please let me know.

Okay, what? What's the DM I got? Oh, really? That's what I'm saying. So you're talking about Mexican getting a white girl. It's a trophy. I think a lot of people look at it as getting in it. Have you tried one of those?

No, don't try. What is this? It's the most sourest, sour balls you can eat. It's going to ruin your taste bites. Really? Yeah. It's going to ruin my taste boots? It's called Black Death.

It's called Black Death. These consume within six months. Yeah. When did you get these? A month ago. Six months ago? Yeah. Six months ago.

Why? They gave it to you? No, I bought it. I love sour stuff. Do you eat one or do you one, Renee? Yeah. Stick it in your mouth. What do I got to eat pussy?

Yeah, you what? Is it okay, so it ruins your taste buzz, but it's not that sour? It leaves a bad taste in your taste. No, it doesn't? It doesn't? It does? It does? A bad taste.

Give it one right now. Do I eat one? I don't eat two. No, I can eat two. A hundred bucks. Eat two. Everybody knows you can eat one. too. I can barely eat one.

I can barely eat one. They're really sour, dad. You're going to look like Ed and Eddie with the big job. Hey, did you know I'm missing? You really going to do it? You guys just don't care about my podcast, do you? You know what this looks like? Your mom's boyfriend's testicle. Oh. You're going to put it black.

Because he's black. Look, look at me. That's racist. It's not like you're roasting me. It's not like I like. Because he's a little ashy. You're racist, man. That's racist. That's racist. It's not like I'm like, stop, Bobby, that's my mom's boyfriend.

I didn't think your eyes could go smaller. These things are like inverted. Oh my God. He's acting. I'm not acting. It's pretty bad. I can tell by his eyes. You don't have any balls.

Eat one, dude. You have no balls, dude. Man up. You're not going to eat one really? He has balls. I was like. I don't know. I'm not going to eat one, bro.

Why? If it's going to ruin my taste bustle? I was looking for it again. A burking double-double. If you don't eat this, nobody's going to watch my new Bulu special. Yeah, yeah, no one's going to watch it if you don't eat one. That's not true.

A lot of people watch it. Okay. Are you chewing? What the fucking monster? How do you chew on it? You never had a sour? You don't have a sour candy. We all heard that, right?

Oh, no, you know what? He got to the sugary part first. That's the way you do it. Oh, but how is it, though? Good. Wait, so don't chew it. Oh, my God. Yeah, you just suck on it.

Yeah, yeah. Now you, Renee. I have stupid friends. Hey. Yeah. It doesn't seem that bad. You got two. That's amazing.

You tried. You don't try one? If it was something spicy, I'll do something spicy. Yeah, yeah. I'm a big spicy guy. You just hand a hander one. All right, give her one. Yeah.

You didn't try it? Yeah. Can you put the sushi your way? I don't like the smell. It's fucking. me up, dude. It's pretty, it's pretty sour. Yeah, yeah. For all you don't like, dude, it's your food. Yeah.

Is your culture? Can I just chew it now? What? Look at Chinese, uh, you know what Chinese she looks. Oh, Chinese food no sofully. Hey, I was just, you look like the first Chinese person to ever exist. I just started watching. Yeah, yeah, you got to, oh my God, are you kidding me?

That's really bad. Yeah. That's racist. Oh my God. It's like so sour that it's not. It's not. It's not tasty, though. It's not enjoyable.

Once you get to the sugary part, it's bearable. I didn't get there. Okay. Oh, my God. Anyway. Watching rush hour again. You're watching rush hour again? Yeah.

Why? Just because it's a cancelable movie now? No, it's not. You sent me the picture. You were like, look. Oh, that was a long time ago. Do you guys see weapons? No, I haven't seen that one yet.

I was, uh, Ohio. Is that weapons? all the kids? Yeah. Oh, I haven't seen that. It's so good. What about the one with James Franco where the lips get stuck together?

Oh, together? Dave Franco. Yeah. Hey, man. You want to talk about her, boom? You want to talk about my mom's queefing and then. And her black boyfriend's balls.

This is important. When you draw the line at James Franco? He brought up the quefing. Yeah. And then you brought up the balls. You brought up the mothers. Oh, I did. Yeah, yeah.

That's wrong. I know. You know the hair is sacred. Yeah, what is that with your hair? It's very Indian. Yeah, yeah. Very Indian, sacred. Very good.

Very smooth. You drop this. Don't drop this. But can I say something? And don't take offense. Okay. When your name has come up, I've never said, oh, yeah, he's got great hair. Oh, it's so prim and proper.

I don't even think about your hair. A lot of people have, though. No, I don't think so, dad. It's in your head. Because you have average head. But I have good hair. You give average head. Is that what he said?

That's what I heard, too. I heard that. Yeah, in your face right now, you gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. He got your husband. That's not me. That's your, dude. It's on your Facebook.

No, that's it. I posted this guy. This guy, the real guy, he sings a lot of Mexican songs. Like, Coritos and stuff. People always tag me in his picture. Like, it's not me. Yeah. I thought you were there.

Bobby was in there Okay Bobby was whispering What the fuck man I don't remember that What part? Yeah the Tiger Belly part When they're talking about

I mean the podcast part I saw Santino in there Yeah It was Bobby Lee I'll rip your eyes out there I audition for that movie Yeah I'm fucking pissed I heard you almost got it

No I did not almost get it Who's part of you I think we both auditioned We both audition for the same row It was bad bunnies bro right Yes Oh wow yeah Why

Bad Bunny's gonna get it That's what I was like Why would they even send us out for that? At first... When they knew they were going to choose Bad Bunny a long time. You know, we have the same manager, right? Yeah. But at first, I wanted to fire Zach.

Yeah. Because I'm like, why even put me up against Bad Bunny? Well, probably at the time, they didn't know but didn't take the offer. Yeah, so then I thought that. So then I thought, you know what? Actually, I'm really proud of my manager because he got me in the ring with Bad Bunny in a way. It was between me, Rini, and Bad Bunny. I don't think so.

I think you were like 50th choice. nah it was us bro I think we would have done better than bad bunny dude I mean EJ came over there I may have done better than bad bunny yeah no bad bunny steals that movie I heard bad bunny steals the movie

that's what I heard no Marcelo Marcelo probably steals the movie yeah I like Marcello had like three parts he fucking killed it yeah he killed it yeah but EJ came over yesterday

to do an audition and it was the most dramatic thing I've ever read for and there's no way I'm going to get it but I still do it because you never know. Yeah, yeah, like, I'm out of disdaining for this role and they're looking for a guy with a Bronx accent. I'm like, it's not, dude, let's hear it.

I don't have it. Yeah, that's who your Bronx has it. I don't have. I'm from the Bronx. Whoa, dude. You might get that role. You might get it. That won't, you know, I'm tired of you motherfuckers.

LA motherfuckers out here, yo. Yeah, that, did you? I thought that was fadjo. Fadgeal, dude. You're hired. That was fragile, dude. I thought that was. Fat Joe, not fragile.

I need to be like, I hate you doing, I'm Luigi. John Ligazamo an empire. That was a good movie, right? I heard he hates that role. I don't know, man. Johnny was, I'm like, what about, Mr. Feeney from Burmese's Road? Al Pacino, Carlito's Way.

Oh. I'll be, uh, you'll be, you've seen that movie? No, I don't see Carlito. Okay, never mind then. I can do it. Isn't P. Diddy in it? Pete Diddy? And Carlito, he's in the stupid prequel.

You know what's, it's okay. You know what's funny? You know what's funny? I grew up in the 90s with, you know... What's funny about that, Bobby? I'm going to tell you. Okay. With flea.

Let me tell you something. You see us three right here? Yeah. We're the new generation old. Yeah, you're saying, most... This is our podcast now. I understand that. What are you amuse us with...

This is Biceabelli. Can I get to my... Can I get to my point, though? Yeah. Amuses with your Celine Dion. Back then, Rudy More, no. You know, I just knew a bunch of Hispanic heads. I hung out with them all the time, bro.

Oh, yeah. And this next year... generation is fucking weird bro. We're weird. You guys are like weird, bizarre in Hispanic. They were weird too. No, you guys are very like cerebral and bizarre. You're the weirdest dude

I've ever met. I'm Yeah, the last time I did a show with you at the laugh factor, it's nine at night, you're wearing sunglasses and I go, what's up? And you go, like you don't say anything? You're fucking weird, bro. Is that me? I hugged you. Yeah, I agree. Yeah? Don't you think it's weird? I agree. You are very unique. You are. You are very

unique weird. You're weird. You're weird too, dude. I'm talking about you. I'm talking about you. You too. Well, first of all, I've never seen lips that purple before. I was Renee getting attacked now. First of all, didn't you get kicked out the podcast a long time. I'm not, who? I put a couple Asians on my show and now you guys say that I'm weird? No, I don't think you're weird. I was talking about Renee. How am I weird? I don't know. I've just, I've never been greeted the first time. of meeting someone like that.

Yeah. I know, yeah. I know, I've seen you, but like, what do you mean? Like, you want me to... Like, we met as if you knew me. Like, we knew each other already. And I think that's interesting. Oh, I thought you were hating on me.

Are you hitting on me right now? I thought you were hating on me right now. No, no, no, no. I was... Did I do you, dude? No, no. It was... Okay, so who do you think is weird?

I think you guys are both weird in different ways. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You look weird. Thank you. You look like a Muppet, dude. How long as though I look like a Muppet? Like Fragle Rock style.

I've gotten Ernie before. Yeah. From Burton Ernie? Yeah. I'll be Burt and you be Ernie. Okay. Yeah, but you guys are both... You're weird too, bro.

You get naked on stage and shit. Oh my God, that's insane. That's true. First time I ever walked into the comedy store, I went to peek into the main room. As soon as I peek, you pull your pubs out. Okay. Okay.

What do you mean? I'm sponsored by a day. Yeah, I'm sponsored out. Yeah, I'm promoting, dude. It wasn't an ad Just a woman crying No, that's not true Yeah, okay

You're weird too Yeah, you're the fucking weird as one You're the weirdest one of all of them You're confused I'm not confused Okay When you looked at you like That cleared it up

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Yeah, yeah. But this generation... What? Why did you look at me? Yeah. You guys should hook up mine as well, man. No. Why do you guys keep that? What are people saying this?

Are you the one starting this rumor? What rumor? I think you started that rumor, man. I think you could start that rumor, man. Hey, who started this rumor? But yeah, this generation is bizarre. I like it. I like it a lot.

Everybody is weird. Weird, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's better than the hating generation. Yeah, before it was like we had dudes that would bring like knives to clubs. And it being real. Yeah, I know. You know what I mean?

Like Jeff Garcia. Well, that's your story of Martin Lawrence. He would punch a lot of comics You're like trying to steal joke Whatever he'll actually fight That's what you should do Yeah Miss those days

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I never have. You're right. That I can think. Yeah. Are you guys good now? Are you in George, there was a little thing, right? No, not me. That was not.

There was a thing where you were like, I remember you were, you were sucking them up online. I love Joe. You're like, you're my fucking idol, George. He is my idol. I can love you so much. George Lopez show is one of the best shows syndicated. Oh yeah, it was him, yeah.

So what was the issue? I forgot what it was. I had no issue. I know you didn't. Why you crying was one of the best specials, team leader is one of the best albums. All right.

Suck his dick then, dude. Yeah, cool, man, bro. Cool. Hey, you got a napkin? He has George come on his mouth. I do. Why are we still talking about George? E.J. actually picked up napkin

and brought it over. E.J., what the fuck are you doing, dude? I was so ready. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's, you know who? Paul Rodriguez, you know him? Yeah, his son is a very good friend of my man. Shout out to Paul Rodriguez. He rod is.

He rods is the homeowner. He was one of the most talented skateboarders of planet Earth. Yeah, he's one of, he's one of. Yeah, I love Paul. Shout out to Paul, man. Paul Rodriguez, Sr. is a dope comedian. He has. I had to work with him early on in my career.

I thought it was cool, though. Yeah, yeah, he was old school. He was really nice to everybody, like buying drinks and shit. Yeah. He was like, you know what he reminded me of? He didn't have this money, but he was like, uh, Robert De Niro on Goodfellas. He was like, Jimmy the Gent. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, he's like, everybody was just like around them that day. It was cool. Put a dollar bill in your thing or whatever? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Put a dollar bill in my thing, yeah. I love class acts like that, you don't you know? Yeah, I do. I do that when I go to Mexico and just start tipping people.

You don't go to Mexico. Uh-huh, Mexico. Yeah, yeah. They're like, why is that Indian guy tipping it? I think he's the new owner. Yeah, yeah. I think you are Indian. Maybe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I should do that test. Yeah, there's got to be 20% at least. Yeah, there's got to be something. Yeah. Yeah, you're purple. But I can't say shit to him. You look like Barney, dude.

Are you Barney, dude? I'm who said you're purple. And you're yellow. We're the Lakers, well. Yeah, yeah. All right. What do you want me to do? But you're not dark purple?

No. Yeah, yeah. Like midnight purple. Oh, my God. I'm not midnight purple. No, you know. Yeah. I know I'm laughing at it too much.

Yeah, I know. It's because he didn't even like... Look at all these Hispanics, right, guys, right? He didn't even want to... You're the... You're a completely different color. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, that's all I'm saying.

No, no, no. And I think that's why the... That's what made me stand out. Yeah. How dark is... Probably down there is so dark. Right? Like, like...

It looks good. No, I don't know how, dude. It looks good. Your girl doesn't call it your asshole She just calls it the black hole Yeah Yeah Her headlight

You know what It suits you your color It suits you And it suits you And I feel like I It suits you I like that fucking Mexican purple guy dude

That's a good hook The Mexican purple Yeah I think I think the penis The whole private part Should be the darkest part of your body Right

It's like It's like your elbow Coming out of your mouth sure Yeah It's not dark now Is it dark? I don't know. I think it is.

Mine? Yeah, yeah. Mine's like slightly darker than the rest of my body. Okay, good. I'm saying. Yeah, I think you're right. Good scientist. And it's crazy because it's never in the sun. Look at the white guy thinking, oh, mine's pink.

Yeah. Choi. Are you the only white dude here, dude? How's it feel? Are you scared? No, I'm used to it. I'm used to it. I'm scared.

I'm the only woman here. Oh, you're the only woman. We should have acknowledged that first. This is weird, for Andrea. And you guys keep talking. about penis and getting erect. Oh my God. Here we go.

Here we go. It's your uncle Bobby here. Bobbi. Yeah. I think when you don't know which way to take the show you just go to the penis direction.

I mean, it's a good. It's a good direction. You know what? You just called me out. You just called me out. That's a sensitive spot. What? Penis?

No, I think you're right. I think when I get scared and I don't know what else to say, I go penis. Most people are like, how's the weather? I know, I know. I should change that. You think I just switches to weather? I think I'll switch it to weather, dude. I mean, maybe in small talk.

It's sunny out, man. For the sake of the podcast, stick to penis. No, I'm, no, I want to correct it. You're right. I get scared. I go, let's get, you know what I mean? Let's talk about our genitals. and I don't think it's right

and I think that I want to change I want to reach a bigger audience and we can talk about like what are you doing? What is this? Just break that? Take it, take it. Can you, do you think

you can change your audience now that you... This guy kind of looks like René far in there? Yeah, yeah. It's very René-like. Oh, it doesn't. Let me borrow your shades. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on a black eye. Oh, God, hello! Tell me that's not him. That is him. That is you. Oh, come.

Yeah, hey, dude, I'm purple. You know what you can switch it up to? What? I don't know. I don't know. Like housing? What the fuck? Yeah, yeah.

Is this an HOA area? Yeah. Oh, the glasses on you, man. Looks good. Probably caught H-O-A. I know they do. When are you guys going to buy, do you buy, do you buy a house yet? We're living in a .

Wait, you bought a house? No, we didn't buy it. So why are you trying to play it off like you bought it out? I didn't buy the house. Okay, but he asked you if you brought property, you said. No. I think we're at a point now. I think you guys can do it.

I want, no, I'm deciding whether my dad is, I have Joe first. Oh. I need to figure out. You guys want to live together. No, I'm going to build a property of Mexico. When you get, I was going to get deported. Dude, take it for me. Maybe don't live with your dad.

I'm not going to live with my dad. Oh, he's got to build him a house. You think he'll get deported. Yeah, he'll get deported. Yeah, yeah, build him a house. Man, just got out of prison, bro. Let them prove. I'm thinking I want to, I want to, but going back to the property stuff,

but I think this year, I'm going to just, like, start investing and, like, Just building something from the ground up, though. In Mexico. Can I tell you something, Renee? Here. I don't know where. Ready, can you tell you something? Everything gets built from the ground up.

I know, but I'm talking about like a project while I'm living here, a whole year project. That is true. A year project? That's not my fault you still live with your father, right? Whoa. It kind of is. Slamed. This is Denny's Renee.

Yeah, I like the Denny's model version. Told you put my glasses back on. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, dude. Why you live me with your dad? I think that's cool I would live with my mom I'm pretty sure you pay all the bills

bro Your dad is with you Sometimes Sometimes I pay the bills Your dad is with you Sean I'm a slam dunk That's how I'll see it

Yeah You want to slam dunk Whoa Whoa You saw the harassment Ralph Ralph That's worse than kicking him

in the nuts Yeah yeah I'll walk out the podcast Yeah. Really? Yes. If I took my hand, put it on your head. Can I do that? No. Why? Because in Korean culture, that means I really like you. That's gay in my culture. Okay. Okay. So you don't, no one touches your hair?

I'm pretty sure you can. Okay, okay, okay. I'm not going to, that's your sensitive. No, that's all right. You can't touch it. I'm not going to get it. No, that's a sensitive spot. Yeah. My boob, though. What the fuck, man? Yeah. Can't touch that. Penis. No, never again.

HOA? You're right. HOA from now and over the weather. Your neighbors like you? Yeah, I'm very quiet. Yeah? Because I remember one time, are you very quiet when, like,

what are you doing when the podcast is not going on? Like, what do you do? I play video games in my room. That's it? Yeah. What do you play? You play a Switch. I'm playing a cyberpunk 2000, 2017.

Is that the old Keanu Reeves? Yeah. So I've been playing that. I like that. You're playing it because you like the game or because you like Keanu Reeves? No, I'm playing I like the game. It's Xbox. So you don't even care for Keanu Reeves?

I love Keanu Reeves. I love Kim so much. Keanu Reeves, James Franco, both hanging from a cliff. You can only save one. Oh, probably Keanu. Would you save? Keanu. Yeah.

Esai Morales? Yeah, give me a two. Esai Morales or Pedro Pascal. Who are you saving? Isamara. Issao. Really? Because I met Yisai, many times.

Who's Isai? The guy, it's been pretty good right now. Around on the Ritchie. From La Bamba. Bob from La Bamba. It's between him and who? Pedro. Pedro. Pascal.

Pedro. Pedro is Mr. Fantastic. I don't know. Because Issa used to hang out of the comedy store back in there. I like him in Narco. He used to hang out of the comedy. All the time, dude. I loved what.

Pedro was the Mandalorian, though. That's pretty cool. That is pretty cool. But he was Richie Valenz's brother, bro. Pedro wasn't the mandolian? That's all we have. Diego. He's also in the Mendoorian?

He's also in the Manderorian. the new Michelin Impossible 8 or whatever Diego Luna Diego Luna wasn't the mandolorean Diego Luna was in Rogue 1 Pedro Pescal was Are you racist bro?

No, but he looks like Diego What? No, he doesn't Oh my God Anyway Okay All right so I was just discovering

You're just as racist as Bobby It's probably why I'll get a long soul Whoa Whoa Stop moving that Stop it Why are you guys fighting Who's fighting?

It's anxiety when you guys Oh, that guy That was also, he was also in Narcos He's a cheap Yeah, he was in, uh, He was Felix Gallardo Yeah, he was Felix Gallardo Yeah, he was Felix Gallardo

In Mexico, narco Let's talk about, let's end The pod with a song, what do you think? Well, you want to fucking, you want us out of here? No, I mean, we only do an hour. We don't do more than an hour. I never do, I've seen you do an hour with other people more than hour or other people.

Yeah. Promoting Promoting. Promoting. We will play the music. Let me hear the music. Let me feel it. Keep on, come on.

Next shows in Honolulu, and I just bought a little boo-boo. Why, why did I give in to the next trending fad? Could it may have been And I didn't have a dad Why is it sound hard though, you know White theater or are all blue-nosed?

Blue-nose fathers We're going to be in or Renee will be in Omaha. I'm going to be in Honolulu, I'm going to be in all these cities. Des Moines. So check out Renee and Honoh. Don't know, Omaha, Des Moines. Tucson.

Yeah, hopefully they didn't deport all your fans with Des Moines, boys. There you go. That's a better. There it is. And go check out Ken Flores special on Hulu as well, man. It's on Hulu right now. Did you put a sepia filter on that? Because it doesn't look that purple.

You know what's funny? My mom did send the picture back and it was like, your neck looks too black in this picture. Okay. And so we did have to clear up below. All right, check out Renee. And then, Ralph, you have anything to plug? Just, you know.

There you go. Camp Floris, man. On Hulu. Go watch it right now. Wow. The old boys are on Hulu. And Planet Bosa. Hularia.

You don't even have to, like, watch our whole specials. Just leave them playing in the background, please. And I'm working on my special this tour. That's what I'm doing. So less crowd work, more jokes. If you come to my show. Yeah, go to a show. Yes.

And you have a tour too. Yeah, I got a few cities. You got a confused city. Who's called the Bean Without a Cause tour. They're like big-ass venues. We have the Fat Fish Podcast with Jaime. Are you a- What's up with you on?

What's the way? Ralph, what happened? Hold on. I like how Bobby didn't promote this podcast until Andrea got on. Yeah. When it was just me and Jaime, he was like, what's your podcast, Fisie Pod? All right. Why did you leave the podcast?

Oh, are you the new co-host? Yeah. Are you the new co-host? I mean, sometimes. Yeah. Why do you guys have porn stars all this? How do you guys How do you guys getting contact with these people?

It's crazy. Like, is it how I'm in the game? Like, hey, you want to do my podcast? Heime agrees to leave them alone if they just do the podcast. That should be getting awkward or shit, man. I'm like, oh, shit. Oh, here's what happened. Breaking news, here he is.

What the hell? You bought a little boo-boo that's one. Oh, no. Here's why I haven't been on the podcast, on the Fat Fish Podcasts with that I'm going to clear it up once and for all. I want to clear it. He got mad when you told him. The thing is, we.

That's the face on me. I haven't told me not to say anything, but, Jaime, I got to break the silence because everybody blames me. Everybody thinks that are like, why are you mad at Jaime? We were filming the podcast in Dallas. So it was kind of hard to get gas, first of all. And we'd travel a lot. Jaime was coming out here.

Oh, my God. Jaime was coming out here once a week to tape with you. And while he's in town, he could use Stu. studio space to record out here so you could ask more comics or other or you know porn stars or whoever he wants to ask so he can grow the podcast more from here yeah I was like all you got to do is just find another co-host right which is you know Andrea so you got jealous of I'm around but so yeah so I like I didn't want to hold hymen back um plus I mean like podcast doing a podcast like it's fun but it's a little stressful yeah that's why I don't do I don't have like

It's rare that I do podcast. Yeah. Anyway, that's the reason, guys. It's the whole thing. It's too stressful. Because he loves you.

Because he loves. It's too stressed. And you want to plug anything? I don't think you have any right. Fat fish. Oh, fat fish. Yeah, yeah, fat fish. The tour dates, no?

Tour dates. Yeah, man. Just go watch us on tour, man. And so give him my friends. Round of applause, everybody. Thank you for having us, Bobby. We're big fans of you. Oh, God.