TigerBelly - Sam Tallent & The Korean Cocoon

Episode Date: September 9, 2026

Comedian and author Sam Tallent joins TigerBelly. We chat chaotic improv, the great meeting debate, keeping cinema alive, mixing up R’s and L’s, worst airlines, the Korean Cocoon, awkward Kat encounters, and Joe Rogan.Start your free trial at www.shopify.com/tigerbelly There’s a reason BlueChew is the #1 brand for better sex. Experience it yourself at www.bluechew.com And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code BELLY.Download the Bilt app and join the membership for where you live, at www.joinbilt.com/belly. Go to http://kalshi.com/r/TIGERBELLY to check out Kalshi. This link will apply code TIGERBELLY to unlock your rewards, Listeners can trade $25 and receive $25 with our exclusive offerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I know. Look at my hands. Huge. Wow. So those are hard hands. Off me. Oh. Oh.

We're both Ronan. Sorry, but. We're Ronan. Dude. You know what a Ronan is? Don't tell him. Ronan is that a type of a .

I was going to say they do bone or pill. What? Yeah, anyway, I know some authors. I thought we were gonna do camel noise. Oh, that's, yeah, can you Google a camel noise first? No, no, no, no, no. We have to do it first and then hear what it sounds like. Okay, good, go ahead.

Pretty good. Spitting, yes, spitting is key. That's a llama. Nope. I'm not done. Sorry. Give me another shot. That was him passing a stone.

Action. He's gone Budakha. He's shit himself a little bit. Dude, squirts, right? And trumbles. Speaking of fear, trembling, that's what happened down there. We want kicker garden. Now give me that animal noise

and we'll try to all do it. Oh, no, okay. Because I've never heard of animal. Spinning is a core component of the camel. It is. It's incredible, yeah. They love to spit. Honestly.

Wait, yeah. Do it louder? Okay. I don't know how to do it. It sounds like a creaky cord. It sounded like yours kind of. It kind of did, and I hate to say it. You hate to say it?

I hate to say it. I'm great at camel competition. And I go to Orange County, right? And I compete every year. But anyway. In the best camel competition. Are there other animal noises that you can do, Sam? Yeah, for sure.

One, yes and. Okay, I guess. This is a yes and podcast. That is why we're here. Yeah, we're here to do yes and. Okay, how about this? All right, yeah. I make the noise.

You tell me what it is. Oh, I love this game. I love this game. I love you too. It can also be people. Okay. All right. People in the room?

How about... Like, for instance, you know, if there's a celebrity that has certain quirks and you get incorporated into an animal... Okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay, well, I'll start with the celebrity animal. Okay. Yes, animal.

Okay. So here we go. Really easy. That... I don't hear any celebrity. Yeah, I know. Think the famous milk. Oh.

Is it when... How? Close. Is that the sound where Johnny Depp discovered the poo? This was actually from the Amber Heard track. If you listened to it, that is what he said. I do, Sam, you and I are linked in, now it's exactly what it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? You're out.

I asked you if your name was like the Egyptian god and you said, I'm not sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you don't want to talk... That's a guest. Yeah, all the information he wants to know, you have to give him. You have to give them. Well, I just didn't want to say no, because people say that. And I go, no, it's not. And I hate saying that.

So I go, I don't know, maybe. No, no, no, no. I would have much rather you went, no, you idiot. That would have been much better than kind of. Ask me, Scott. Hey. Hey, Scott, hey. Hey, Ben, respect for the guests.

Hey, Benji, is his name like the Egyptian guy? Yes. Awesome. Yeah. Now we can have a foundation of friendship. I missed up. Okay. I missed up.

I'd like to do this game now. I'd like to do one of the nouns if that's okay. Please. Okay. What do you mean? I thought we were still playing that game. No, we're not. Oh.

I mean, we all know us three guys. We know when games are over. Yeah, yeah. That's what boys know. That's a boy thing. It's in the marrow of our bone. It's the marrow of our bone. Meanwhile, you're like, let's do one more, and we're already eating rocks.

And being kind of racist. Yeah. But if you like to continue the game, we shall. Just one more. Sure. But what is it again? I forgot what the game was. You're an animal and a social.

celebrity at the same time, I believe. Sure. And so we have to guess which and which... Okay, go ahead. It's a animal celebrity. I feel like Ryan Stiles. Great reference. I'm walking here. Oh, it's so bad.

Is that like an Italian crane? Yeah. It's so bad. Let's sit in the silence of that. Oh, no. Can we sit in the silence of that? We're here. And let me just reiterate. What she said. Ew, what's going on?

What's going on? What's going on here? Yeah. I'm going to do my version of what I heard. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I'm on two feet right now. Moving.

That was awesome. Yeah, it's a flamingo. A flaminga. Yeah. A Jewish flamingo. Come on, that was good. That was good. That was great.

We found it. That was really good. Maybe the game's over now. No, it's not over here. Now it's not over. Yeah, yeah. You just got it started. Seven more rounds.

The live chat's going crazy for this great game. Your turn. No, I want to do it. No, no, no. I'm the guest. Your turn. Go ahead. Your turn.

All right. So I'm doing an animal and a celebrity. Oh, never mind. Bobby, you're right. The game hasn't changed in the last 15 minutes. Yeah. I thought you had one box in. I panic.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Okay. Okay. See, these are, I'll tell you why I like these games. Phil's the hour. Yeah. Not only kills the time.

For sure. Very good, Sam, right? Something which we'd add reads, folks. Yeah, yeah, something, yeah. We're just, you know, filling people with just waste. You know, right? And then they die. Yeah.

Yeah, that's how life is. Sometimes they die listening to this bit. Like, someone might have a mass of emilism. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's what it is, my friend. Okay. My young Padawan. Thank you.

we're trying to get you outside your comfort zone. Yeah. Right? And these impressions and these are things make you nervous. They do. Yeah. So I want you to commit. Okay.

Animal celebrity here, baby. Okay. I got it. And commit. Imagine this. You're in front of Lauren Michaels. And now the whole S&L, they decided we're only doing animal celebrities. I'm very excited to watch your impression.

Oh my god And I'm writing things down Yes this is my 21 year old assistant I'm writing it down I guess it's not Tina Fey Okay let's uh No one no one agreed that Her name is actually Tina Fey

Oh yeah yeah hi Different person I'm Tina Fey Very good You know who I am Yes You're Bowen Yang Yeah

That's who I am a Bowen Yang I forgot I think of somebody I'm Bowen Yang The only one to break my barrack kids. Somehow he'd knock in. We were pretty close with Rob Schneider. All right.

Anyway, go ahead. Enough out of you. Homosexual. Very funny. Thank you. Oh, my God. He's the best. I'm Lauren. Yeah, Lauren Michaels is the best guys. Go ahead. Slate your name. My name is Ramsey Bedawi. Is that like the Egyptian god?

Yeah, good one. Very funny. No touching bone. Oh, sorry. I don't want to catch the human. Anyway, where are you from? I'm from Orange County, California. Is that where the camel women are? Camels are there. Camels are dressed up with the, we love them.

We should do a sketch like that. I'm allergic to citrus. What the fuck? Okay, go ahead. What are you going to do today? I'm doing an animal and a celebrity impression. I did not know you were allergic to citrus. Well, I've never been to Orange County.

Okay, go ahead. What are you going to do for us today? We have 15 other people. an animal and a celebrity impression. I said it one more time. See if it gets funnier. Bowen's good. You're drowning.

I don't, well, I don't, I've already lost the audition. Well, you guys, I'm no confidence. Give him a chance. Come on. Enough, woman. Go finish your glue. Okay, Tina, we will. Go ahead.

Thank you. What is that? Get out. Get out. Get out. Get, that. We already have a guy who does curious pink panther. It's also hacking.

Flip Wilson did it in the 70s. Do you know Flip Wilson? No, I do not know Flip Wilson. We used to play handball. It was always his hand by ball. Hey. I don't touch. Yeah, yeah.

You have anything else for us? That was really the only thing I'm prepared. That's it. No, do another thing. Okay. Or maybe tell us your... No, no, no. Awesome.

Okay. Do another thing. Commit better. All right. All right. Celebrity and an animal. Anyway, that's it. We got to move on.

He keeps smelling his knuckles. I was trying to get into elephant. Hold on. Let's see more of that guy. Smelly hand guy. Oh, maybe we could... You know what, Lauren? Maybe we could develop a character with him right now.

Yeah. Yeah, so you're smuggling the knuckles. You're smuggling the knuckles. Okay. Yeah, yeah, right. Oh, well. Oh, and he puts his hands up like that. So it's an actual...

It's like his nose is blooming. It's a blooming nose. I think it's a trunk. I'd like to put you in one. Okay. Good one, Lauren. How long can you guys hold your breath? That's a classic audition bit.

Anyway, Sam's here. Give me a little bit. That wasn't Lauren, Michael, guys. I'm sorry, let me pull back the curtain. So how I met Sam was, I don't really know. I can tell you. I guess I met him in Montreal. You were a lighthouse.

You and Santino were both two beacons because I was up there as an unrepped new face in 2019. You guys know Montreal, the King Making Comedy Festival. Is it? Oh, I mean, remember chicken? Oh, yeah, I know chicken. You know chicken? Michael?

I knew chicken. Did you know chicken? Michael Rook? You know him? That's cool. He died. I don't know him anymore. Yeah.

Did you know that he died? No. Yeah. Did you really know he died? No. I think he... I don't read. Robber months.

Yeah. Pretty sure he killed himself. That was Charlie Rocket. I think Charlie Rocket was found with his throat slit. Charlie Rocket and also chicken. Chicken. Rocket and chicken? Anything that starts with a CA.

Yeah, yeah. Any wacky name. Chaka chaka is next. Chaka chaka chaka is going to kill himself. Not chaka chaka chaka. Yeah, yeah, chaka. Yeah, isn't that an Egyptian god's name? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We found the name. What's chaka chaka chaka chaka about? Chaka is about the sun and the river combined. Nice, man. Oh my, don't you live with land mass and rivers combined? Combine. Sounds like honey. Yeah.

Yeah. I love peninsula. Or nectar. Dude. I like a jetty. A jetties are nice. I like when the man gets involved and says, put some rocks out there. Yeah.

Now we can walk on it. Do they ever find dead bodies on a jetty? All the time. Yeah. Why else would you go to a jetty? Yeah, yeah. If you ever want a dead body, go to a jetty. Go to a jetty.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And look, you're not just going to find one. Okay. Yeah. This isn't under the boardwalk dead bodies. Exactly. You got all types. You got refugees washed up.

wrong. If you want to know what the refugees, I can tell you the refugees. Please. Tell us. Patians. Among? Hey, fuck you guys. What do you try it? You pointed at me, call me Hmong? No, you're not Hmong. You're Korean. I know, but you looked at me could have a mong head. No. You don't, you do have a mom head. I'm not, hey, by the way, I'm not going to describe what a

man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm going to hook it on your own piece. What is mong head? Yeah. Mong head? Yeah. It's a delicious fish stew. I think. I'm a big fan of the Hmong community. I do, too. I love to. They come to all my shows. They made Minneapolis.

Minnesota in those areas. I love them. Where are they from originally? What? Okay, guess. I'm not falling for this. You should fall for it. You don't know anything.

No, no, because this could be very big disputed. Oh, yeah. So the Hmong community is obviously a refugee. I'm in the hung community. Okay. Yeah, here we go. I'm in the dung community. Okay.

That's bad. No, that was it. That was it. Let's fix it. Let's fix it. I'm not going to pull back. See? There we are.

You can trust it. Very nice. You can trust it. Very nice. The Hmong are from the diaspora of the Vietnamese, the Vietnam War. Okay. Lao, Cambodia. They were, I think, of the northern Vietnamese community, but they were borderless in that way.

I think mountainous people? You know what? None of my business. What they are is hardworking America. Wait, wait, wait. Why is mountainous a thing? Hey, mountainous means a lot of things to a lot of people. If I sit to you, I'm from a mountainous region.

Would you look down on me? I'd look down your shirt? I'd look up. Because I think you had a huge thing. Oh, yeah. I don't live, I'm not talking to you while I'm on top of the mountain. Killing over there. Yeah, yeah.

Anyway. Would you describe a woman as having a mountainous chest? Oh, I'd say she looks like the Sangredi Christos. Oh. Yeah. You know, I'm a mid-range brass guy. Yeah, that's weird. Interesting.

Doing my research on you, I found that out. Yeah. You like a bee. That's what Gemini says. Are you being sarcastic right now? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm riffing on the funny show.

I'm sorry. Sorry, host. Did you not get the memo? Oh, yeah. I faxed it over. Oh, yeah. I love you, prop. Yeah.

Yeah, so I don't know how we met. I do, because you were so nice to me, bro. And you had a fanning pack full of different jewel pod flavors. Oh, yeah. And I was like, dude, I'm out of jewel pods. And you dumped them out and gave me two of each. flavor. It was so nice. And then you got in your helicopter and rode back to the

Southwest. Southwest. It could have been a fan boat. I don't know. It was Canada. Anyway, what's the worst airline? It was, it's Allegiant, for sure. Or Sun Country. People forget about frontier and they think spirit. No, it's Allegiant, it's Sun Country, it's Breeze. These are all brutal airlines. And do you

take them? I have in my showbiz career. Oh, yeah. Early on. Oh, yeah. And also last week to Richmond. for sure What? I think I flew Allegiant last week

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Alita Express was Epstein's plane. You explained it to them. It was nice of you to do. Oh, I didn't know that, actually. Read a book. Okay. Sam is also, Sam, how tall are you? Six, four.

Six four. Yeah, six four. It's a tough, that's tough for. I sit up front when I fly Allegiant. Okay, yeah, you're doing that. So tell me about, is it, you can tell a difference? Yeah. What's the difference?

Walk me by it. Okay. All right, so I'm... I'm a college kid. Oh, hey, congrats. No, I'm not talking to you. Oh. Yeah, I'm sorry.

To the world. Yeah. Okay, sure. Yeah, yeah, I'm talking to myself. Naive. I'm a college kid. Okay. Yeah, you know what?

I'm going to the Mississippi... I don't know what university. Mississippi Delta? No, I'm going to the University of Munkalo. Munklo is good. I'm not good at improv. They have a great ceramicist program. Yeah.

I love it. I know. Look at my hands. Huge. Wow. Yeah. Those are hard hands. Fuck off me.

Oh. College kid, that's Sam Talent. See how that felt earlier? I'm not sure who I am yet. When you did this and you denied me? Yeah. That's what that one. Well, that was a classic funny thing.

You said like, fuck you and refused my coach. This was a classic gag. You did something different, man. You're right. Are you guys friends? What's going on, dude? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, dude.

Yeah. So we've never really chilled, but I have an immense admiration. for Bobby. And again, you remember the people in this business who were kind to you, even if it was for seven minutes, like, you know, I grew up with your shit, bro. And I'm really glad the contributions you've made as you've got... All right.

What? I'm serious. I'm here to talk about you. No shit. I've been killing. We're trying to bring you up now. I already like me. I don't really need to do anything. I just need to steer the fucking ship. Okay. Is that what you're doing? Yeah. It feels rudderless. We're steering in circle. Yeah, exactly.

I know. One guy got eaten my sharks. Okay, let's steer at a different, would you want to be captain? No, no, no, I'm a guest. Okay, yeah, yeah, I'll be captain. You be captain. Oh, a girl captain? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What? Bad luck. We're going down, go ahead. We're supposed to even be on the ship. What the heck? I'm co-pilot. Okay, so let's start from the beginning. You're a college student and you're on Allie Giant.

Or is it Allie Giants, how we see. Allie Giants, how we see. We're rebranded. Allie Giants. Named after the Egyptian God. I'm group D. You're group D. They call my group.

I walk on. What's the difference? Okay, I'm gonna be the person who greets you. I'm the flight attendant when you get on a Legion flight. All right, so. Okay. Hi. Shut up!

Go sit down, pig! What do you mean? What do you mean? Into the back. Okay, okay. Shake a jar of baby to you. Go on. Okay, that's what it's like.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It sucks, man. Is it cheap? Oh, yeah. Okay, that's why. $38. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's cool. Round trip. But then they're hitting you the second, you gotta pay for your carry on. You got to pay for your bathroom. By the way. Gas money.

Bathroom? Bathroom. Yeah. It's like using a train station if you get the code. You've got to get it. Put a quarter in. You have to buy the token.

It's tough. Bobby looks really concerned. Yeah. This is how we travel, Bobby. The flight attendants come down and you give them a snack. Yeah, yeah. It sucks.

Or else you have to leave. And you have to pay money to put your seat back, right? Yeah, yeah. Actually, the person behind you has to pay for you not to put your seat back. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

That's a great idea. I just want to see how Lucas Sharet goes. Okay. How about this? Okay. What if for 40 bucks you can fly the plane? Great. You sit in there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, in the cockpit, but enough about my ex-wife. Hey, Montreal. You're steering the ship. No, you are. Okay, yeah. That's why we're all overboard. Okay, get back.

No, but do you know the classic maritime tradition about how no women were allowed on the ship and how it was bad news? that up, Sam. Because I wanted to explain to her that I wasn't just being misogynistic, I was honoring the truth of the scene. History. Yeah, yeah, yeah. God, you're so good, you're good history. Huh? You know a lot about history. I've read a book or two about whaling. So when it comes to ships, yeah. Whoa. Yeah. You ever see the movie The Whaling? Uh, I, not only did I see it, I audition for the lead. Come on, guys, samtown.com. Oh, first of all, yeah. If you don't know, the whaling is an old Korean movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, set.

in Korea, I think. Set in Korea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And this is the Whaling. And Sam Talat read for the lead. For this movie. Yeah, I love Nah Hong-Jin. Do you remember any of the lines from the movie? You want to give us a couple lines?

Yeah, but I'm going to, I'll do them in the phonetic English that I read them. No, no, no, I'm doing it in Korean. We'll do it traditional Korean in the Korean language. How about I? I'll do. Now, how about we both do it. Anyway, oh, Yoseo.

This is what this? Yushiniyo. Han Noah. Doanda. Ah, doonga. You go, what is so? You go? We are so and we're sorry to go.

Ongo? Oh, that's so. All right. That's, that's, that. That was incredible. That was amazing. It was amazing. Can you do it?

Okay. You want to try? Okay. I'll be the wailing in this one. Okay. Oh, that's great. It's distracting. Sorry.

Pull it back. I'll pull it back. I take it back. It's too much. Yeah, yeah. More dolphin. Get less. No, don't, how about no arms?

Just put your arms your side and just sit there. Good. Okay. Oh, thank you, Japanese. That's good Japanese. It's clear Japanese. And there's a bad history between the countries. They literally genocided the people.

Maritime. It's not given the same fucking country. I'm sorry about that. Okay, okay, one other time. I'm really sorry. I'm sorry. I know, I'm sorry. It's my friend, I'm sorry.

This is what? This is her. She just said hello. Not bad. That's pretty good. Yeah, I go, what is this? Like, preferring to the body. You were being rude.

Right, and you said, hello. So that's the translation of that. Okay. That's it. You're just doing the number system. What Sam was doing was this, he was not speaking Korean at all. Amazing Jim. But he had the tone.

It was a dialect, to be fair. It was a dialect. He had the tone of Korean. It was nice. And it was beautiful. Yeah. And thank God it wasn't Vietnamese. Because that's a tough one.

Okay. All right. What? I don't know. It's just like in my ears. That was like a dog noise. In my ears, 24-7. Charlie!

You know, yeah, oh, whatever. You know what I mean? Nipam, knee-pom. Go home GI. Nipon, knee-pum, you know what? Yeah, yeah. Okay, now you're doing mung. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. So the guy that directed this movie, it's a masterpiece. Yes, this is very good. But he has a new movie coming out called Hope. Whoa. The trailer looks... Is that the zombie movie? It's the ones where they were like with cops and their shoot and the creatures.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that looks cool. You want to talk, dude, how about Korean cinema undefeated? Old boy? Watch out. Watch out. Watch your ass out. I'm watching out.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, man. A little long. Yeah. It was a little long. A little long. I think it's a little long. Dude, the hammer fight makes it worth.

the price of admission alone. Bill Burr told me that, because when Bill first moved to L.A., I didn't know him. And he's just like, I just invite the kid. And so I came, and I bought him a Blu-ray of Old Boy.

Whoa, cool, good. And he goes, I'm not going to watch this? I go, I go, please watch it. And he called me two days later, and he goes, that hallway scene is one of the greatest cinematic things I've ever seen in my life. It's everything you want from a movie.

It really is. It's one of those movies you, you like have to actually watch. Everyone to watch it, like, I'm like I'm trying to like adapt movies and like write movies and shit. And then you just think about how no one's really going to watch it because they're just going to be like playing on their phone while they're like looking at this thing you dedicated your life to. It's very, it's very annoying how people enjoy cinema now. Yeah.

Yeah. They say that they're like producing movies so it's like a split screen. Oh dude. It's a second screen experience. Yeah. Yeah. It's very. What do you mean?

Tell me about that. It means that like now movies are being produced. So they're like passive enjoyment now. So like they want that's why every like 12 minutes they'll be like, by the way, I'm the main character. and you're the bad guy. Because you're like, oh, that's good to know. Oh, wow. Wow.

Yeah. You know that tension is mad for it. I like it. You do? Yeah. Yeah. It's nice. You know, but what's interesting about the movie,

the honesty, though, people sat through that thing. It was awesome. It gave me hope. It was bad to the bone, man. Yeah. Yeah. I saw it twice. Yeah.

Yeah. That gave me, right? Like the three hours people were, and people generally walked out of their gun, I didn't really thought about the time. Didn't check my watch. Yeah. Never bored.

It was never like this feels long. That's why I tell everybody, watch it, you've got to watch it in the theater because once you take that dark movie, how long it is, you know, how many breaks you're going to take. And then you're like, I'm going to do something out. I'm going to cook dinner during. You got to focus your attention. I mean, that's, you know, that's the importance of cinema. That's right. That's where you got to keep it alive.

But the story. I'm screaming. I don't know. What's camera, too? I don't know. I don't know. Cut that part out. That was crazy.

I liked it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was crazy. Remember when Bobby screamed for some reason at his producers? They keep cinema a lot? Yeah, yeah. I like it.

So how I remember meeting you is... That's not true. It's not true at all. That's the only time we ever met there's no way you remember meeting me. I'm not being rude or calling you out, but like I remember it.

I'm not being rude either. Yeah, yeah. And right now you propped yourself off and there's an energy exchange going right now. I'm trying to be humble. I'm trying to be... I'm going to defeat you.

Okay, fine. All right. So I need to... Put me on a leash. Make me walk around on all fours like a pig. You're too tall. I'll ride you.

Ride me around. Yeah, yeah. There's the clip. Yeah, yeah. That'd be fun. And you're putting an apple in my mouth. When I say meat, when I'm asking you,

we never talked on the phone? We have talked on the phone. Right, so that's a meeting. That's a meeting, yes. Yeah. But I feel like meat is initial, like the first time. I was there.

The first time we met is in Montreal. That's the only time I think we've ever met. This is the second time. Besides the phone calls that we've had. But phone calls aren't meeting? I don't know. I'm learning. I'm new to Hollywood.

Let's talk about that right now. Is a phone call a meeting? Like, I met you the other day. I think meeting is like, hey, man, I'm also a comedian and a peer of yours, kind of. And we're at this comedy festival. That's a meeting. I feel like when it's an organized phone call, we've talked on the phone. But like meeting, I feel like has a face-to-face thing.

That's my take on it. I think you're right, because, like, you can get kind of scammed in a call. Like, I thought when I've been on a date, like, I was going to meet. some guy and then I called him and I was like oh that sounds good I got scammed I thought I was talking to Ronnie Chang yeah oh he's he's coming where oh I know oh he's coming that sounds ominous Ronnie's coming oh no break the mirror so we can trap him oh so that's what it's so I guess it boils down to you're right physical meaning is that's what I'm saying not trying to be caught in I'm just trying to learn with you me too so we have to have these

conversation. We have to have these conversations. So we only met, this is our second time meeting. Yes. But my agent's called and they said, there's this guy who wants to write your book. This is probably two years ago. And I go, I heard of you. I'm like, I met him. And we met and we started meeting a lot. We did. Not meeting. Talking of the phone. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Commiserating. Browing down. And we wrote down a treatment for my book. Who's we? I wrote down. I wrote down. the treatment. What? You talked,

you talked to me through it. Yeah. And he wrote it down. Oh no. He's recessing. He's gone cocoon mode. Yeah, yeah. He's in his chrysalis.

Koreans do that. We go into cocoon. But then you come out like butterfly. Yeah, every once in a while, I'll go in the coop. Covered in silk. And you'll know when I'm into cocoon mode. I just knew. Yeah.

Yeah. Uh-huh. But yes. No, no, don't cocoon, dude. No, no, wake up. I was about to go. Can I have one more, cuckoo? Sure, sure, yeah.

Can I have one more? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Just keep talking. Okay, yeah, yeah. All right. So, favorite apple? Grannie Smith.

Cool. Honeycris. Wrong. Red delicious, folks. Oh, okay. Okay. Cuckoo. Really?

Cuckoo. Really? Yeah, yeah. Red delicious. New favorite grape? Cotton candy. What the hell, right? Where have those been our whole lives?

Yeah, I think it's the genetic modification that really hits with it. And I'm all for it. And I'm for it too. Oh, God, we've lost Bobby completely. What the hell? Oh, no. Oh, no. This is like a lesser Vietnam war film.

No. No. Come back. Bobby. Bobby, we're podcasting. Robby's here now. Oh, hey. But look at him.

It's Bobby Lee. Wow. He's covered in new marking. So I liked your treatment. His wings are expansive. I like your treatment. Transition is insane. My transitions are important.

Yeah. All right? Okay. I liked it. Loved it. Somebody at CAA was like, it doesn't sound like your voice. Well, I don't speak Korean.

That's true. I did switch all the L's in the R's though. So I go, what do you mean? And they're like, you know, because it does. And I go, I think it does. And then there was a problem with that. Was it a joke?

Tell me. I don't speak Korean, but I did switch all the L's in the R. You do? Sometimes you miss the jokes. You do. In this podcast, we're replacing ours with Al's. I can't do that.

He's cocooning. Sam has cocoons. That's impressive. He's cocooning. Sam has cocoons. Oh, no! We've lost Sam. Oh, no.

He's cocoon. Guys from Denver cocoon? Oh, thank you for zapping me with the anti-cacoon paddles. I forgot we had those. Are you freaked out, Gilbert? No. There's a lot going on. There's a lot of great clips I'm capturing.

It's like a mini clips we got going on. Okay. So maybe, okay, this might be funny. if guys from Korea they cocoon maybe guys from Denver they are turned into joints sure yeah they roll it up tight like a backwood are Koreans known for butterflies

no cocoons are yeah couldn't get my description let's keep it good nothing to do with Korean I think we have to address this I'm sorry we have to address this we just try to be a good pilot

we're going into the ocean yeah yeah being a good pilot I just got swallowed by a whale yeah yeah yeah We're dead. We're for sure dead. Okay. Yeah. So can you reiterate what you see that? She said. She said that if people from Korea cocoon, then people from Denver turn into joints. Explain to me that joint, that joke.

I believe the analogy being people from Denver smoke a lot of weed, but it doesn't really complete the other side of it. Yeah, I didn't really think that Korean butterfly part through, but I could be a moth. Like it'd be like Koreans turned into sushi or something. But she opened it with it. Three and turn into sushi. I mean, something. Oh, man.

Oh, shit. Come on, man. Oh, dude. Another Japanese remark here. Kimchi or... You guys don't eat sushi? I hate. Emperor Hirohita.

Yeah, man. I've never been a fan. He's no sun god to me, friend. Have ever seen... Yeah. Nice. History. Yeah.

In your face. We're both Ronan. Sorry, buddy. We're Ronan, dude. You know what a Ronan is? Don't tell him. Ronan is that a type of... energy drink?

I was going to say they do boner pills. What? I mean, it sounds like a cool man. You know what? Let's start a company. It sounds like what Marines drink. It really does sound like energy drink.

And let's start a company. And you'll get 5%. Yeah, yeah. That's crazy. Five's good. Yeah, yeah. I'm new to Hollywood, but that's a great deal. It's a great deal.

Better than I've been offered. So explain to me the jokes. Okay, explain it. Yeah, but what's interesting about what she said before, she said, she said, this could be funny. I was workshopping it in real time. That's a good way to introduce comedy events.

It could be funny. You go on stage and you're like, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending. Let's hear it for the openers. Hey, here we go. This could be funny. I'm kidding, cat. And then you do your patented saver line. I'm doing the best I can, folks.

Yeah. I just want you to throw things. out and that I like that about you. Yeah, you throw things out. Yeah, you throw things out. Most time it gets rejected, but it's okay. It's fun. Okay. That's why you're here.

You're throwing away a lot of bedding, or you're receiving all that bedding? Oh, outside. There's a whole bunch of, like, cool bedding out there. And pillows. They're my bedding. Well, let's get them inside. I know, no, no, no.

Oh, they have scabies? No, no, no. What? Now you're describing to me what's going on inside of my house? I don't know. There's a blankets out there. I have hundreds of blankets out there. I know.

That's a lot of blankets. It's like a trail of tears memorial. Because of the blankets. They're all scabies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And smallpox. Thank you. Very good.

Enough about hero. Hedo. Genocide. History. So, guy who can't, guy who can't wink. Oh, no.

Okay, look at that photo. Make a noise based on that photo. Oh, good game. Yeah, yeah. This is a crazy game. This is good. Go ahead. Okay.

Sam, do you want to go? I just did. Here he did. He did it. Careful, cat. Hi, I'm here. No, no. What is going on with you?

Well, he's like a wee. He's like, he's like, weak and impotent. Does he smoke? Well, he can't control his bowels. He's like that kind of thing. Right. Right. He just a murder a bunch of Americans.

He didn't want a bunch of shit. I hate that. I'm never going to feck at Pearl Harbor. Same. All right. They were sleeping. Absolutely not. What they did was unforgivable. It's worse than the tooth fairy.

The movie with the rock? Whoa, whoa, whoa. We've got to cut this. I'm new to show business. One of the few films I've watched. You're talking about the tooth fairy? That movie you love? Start Dwaying the Rock Johnson?

Dude, there's billboards in this fucking city for like movies I've never heard of that all have like Oscar nomination. What the fuck is going on around here? I don't know. We live in two worlds. Yeah. We really do. I feel like Blade.

Oh. The IRS is after me. You feel like Blade the superhero? Yeah, yeah. How do you feel like Blade? Because I'm like in show business allegedly, but like I have no connections. And whenever I come to Hollywood, I just get butt-fucked relentlessly. Okay.

Here's, I'm going to make you feel better about yourself. Please. We all get butt-fucked. I would like to say that I just think that you've created your own avenue that. I don't want to talk about that stuff. I'm the host of the show. Okay. I do have notes if you'd like those.

You have what? I have notes. Notes from what? About the book. Yeah, I wanted to know about the book. Well, I'm actually, that's not fair. I'm behind an NDA, so I can't really bring it up. Oh, I'll bring it up.

Snippets of the book. I had to sign a nice dick agreement with Bobby so that I would tell everyone that his dick not only doesn't stink, but it's totally normal. You've never seen my penis. I signed the contract. I'm saying what I was told to say. Would you like to see it? No, could.

Yeah, sure. Maybe not right now. Actually, I have seen your penis because I've... Go over there. Yeah. Go over there? That's a crazy.

Corner? Yeah. Hey. Camera one. Blur out Bobby's dick with his net worth. It just pulls up. Oh, baby.

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It looked like a seal. It needs to be that way. It looked like the singer seal. Why does it have to be like that? Why does it have to be like that? So it glides better? Oh. Yeah.

No, here's the thing, guys. Slipping slide summer fun. Evolution. But there's no purchase. It's so hot. It feels cleaner down there when it's shaven. Oh, okay. Yeah.

So that like all the musk and the moist. and then do, you know, isn't as do-y. You're clean, you're shaving? There was a bit of stubble. It kind of looked like George Clooney on ER. You go full. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I would like to use the pit, that guy, but yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd rather be more relevant. I think Clooney still. I think I'd much rather have my penis look like George Clooney than Noah Wiley. No offense, no, yeah, yeah. I don't know. To be honest with you.

Both are good. I'd take Clooney. I think Clooney has a good smelling one. Oh, interesting. I bet it doesn't have to smell good because he's so hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It could be stank. I bet it's terrible.

And he's like, he's like George Saville where he's like, smell it, baby. No. No, he's cut to cut every night, he takes his razor and he shaves his tan. Yeah. You think he does it or do you think he does it or do you think he's like an Ecuadorian. Yeah, I think so too. Yeah, like all the staff. He was just like all day, has a strap and it's just like straightening the straight.

See you in a minute, Georgie. Mr. Clooney. You like that kind of thing? Yeah. before you're shaving. I don't know how the system works. But it couldn't be every day. It would have to be like every two days.

I mean, look at that. That's what your cock looks like, bro. That's incredible. That's incredible. I'm going to tell you guys something. Yeah. All right. And I'm tired of this bullshit right now.

Okay. I know about penises. Yeah, okay. You just showed me everything you know. Okay, no, no, I know more. I believe they do. Okay. Here we go.

So what I realized, Sam, I know body type. Yeah. Okay. And do one, what's his name? Noah. Noah. Yeah. Noah is taller, thinner, and if you watch porn, these kind of guys...

Huge penises. They're huge. Always massive. Right. So I'm not talking about their genitals being your genitals. I'm saying their faces due to the stubble. I think that your penis is much more cluny currently than it is Noah. Oh, then you're right.

Yeah. I don't know what I was going into. Yeah. I don't either. Why was I going into a thing about my penis? I have no idea. I have no idea that was insane. Complement of the sent.

That was absolutely insane. Really good. But can I get into it? Yeah, sure. My studies and my research. Yeah. Go off. Over the years I've been, I know what to watch my writings.

It's okay. We want to hear about them. Yeah. Your dissertation. I'd love to read it. What I'm saying is that I'll see a good looking gentleman like a George Clooney in the spa. Yeah. And I'll do a real high observation on their genitals.

Yeah. Okay. But you can't just stare out it. Obviously, you're in a son. You have to go like. Yeah. Yeah. You like drop your watch and you're like.

Oh, you say something. No, you'll say something. Like, let's your, I'm sitting next year. All right. Yeah. It's not as hot as normal. You got that, really? What?

You did the limbo? I do. I'll sway into it. I go, he cocooned? He cocooned it. I cocooned it. I go, man. It's not as hot as normal.

Yeah, why isn't it, how isn't it hotter? I don't know. And I'll do look. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, um. Hey, by the way, man, I've been looking at your penis secretly. It's good stuff. What the fuck?

sir. How dare you, sir? I saw you sneak in a peek at mine, and I just want to let you know, brother. I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you from out of town? Yeah. I'm in from Amarillo, Texas.

Oh, really? To represent the biggest Korean propane conglomerate. Really? That's right, Most near hell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're that funny man, right? No.

I'm a fat mongoloid porn star. Congratulations. You're both in a desk. Artist is artist. Yeah. That, Mongloid, porn star. I do fat porn. Oh, that's cool.

Well, I did not see this turn of events. Look at my videos. I have. You have? Oh, I'm on O-F. Only Filipino. And I don't know how you snuck in, but well-played. Why, you should show my videos with Ramsey Badawi.

Oh, is he? He's named after the King Ramsey. Yes. That's not technically true, but yeah. It's like he's here right now, ruining Riff. You know, that's why I come to this spa to get away from riff stompers like Ramsey.

Look at a man's piece. Well, I have a pitch for you, young man. Hey, brother, I got a good. I got a love. Oh, hell. Yeah. As long as we can cheat a woman out of it, I'm fine with. What, just you and I are going to take the profits.

Guys, I'd love 5%. Hey, what's a woman doing in this spa? Yeah, this guy spa. Take your top off and shut up. Whoa, whoa. What? She wants to play with the boys. She has to play by the rules.

My shirt has been off. I don't know what's going. Oh, really? Oh, I'm sorry. We're not putting her on the can. Anyway, great improv. Thanks. It's fun to have fun. A lot of improv is listening.

So it is about listening. And I also want to say that the book's not dead. I'm going to revive it. Can we get some info on it? Is it a biography? Is it a fiction? It's a reimagining, I think. It's a reimagining.

Of the Bobby Lee. Stopsy. The honesty. The Odyssey Yeah The Audicely Yeah Auditly

Yeah Honestly is good 5% Sounds like a Modis Yahoo Track It does really Yeah

Yeah Is that modest Yahoo? Yeah Modus Yahoo You're married to a professional Yeah Doctor A doctor

Mm-hmm Oh Do you feel that A woman doctor Do you feel that She's more successful Than you? No

Because she's not She is We're just in very different things Okay Yeah. Yeah. What type of doctor?

She's a attending at a residency program. So right now she's like family medicine, emphasis women's health. Cool. Is that why you live in Detroit? Yeah. Oh, you're in Detroit now? Mm-hmm. Oh, okay.

Yeah, man. Yeah, I live in Detroit. Why? Because she wanted, she was, you want to know why? The honest story? Or do you want me to punch it up for the podcast? No, I want honesty. Oh.

This is an honest pod. Well, because she wanted to work for an impoverished population, and she tried to do rural medicine and it was fucking brutal and bleak and she didn't have a lot of support. So she's affecting the same populations doing it at an inner city hospital in Detroit. Oh my god. Wait, she can't go to interstate hospital in New York or L.A. And not affect the same patient population. She's also from there and we have a niece. So Detroit made it, it was an easier call to go to Detroit due to how much we love our family. Oh, okay. You know? Can you do it again? With the jockey punch up? Yeah, dude is the propane guy.

Yeah. Now that. That was a big answer. We have the real answer. Let's see the next answer. We'll edit in whichever one we like more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Should I do it as the propane guy? You know, it's a propane guy. Well, brother, I'll tell you what.

When she got separated from that twin or hers, I said, if we're going to bury her in Detroit, we're going to live there too. There's a damn psychic connection. I mean, you cut off one twin. Sure, they've been conjoined for 28 years. You lopped that fucking hair tag off with a soul. Next thing you know, she's haunted. I'm haunted.

I don't want to get my dick sucked by a ghost I want the live twin Yeah, yeah We're up there in the D man, you know Yeah A lot of stage time out there Oh no, no, no, no no I don't do any stand-up unless it's the road

I'm just on the road every weekend And otherwise I garden And like do crafts Smoke weed? I smoke weed Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I don't drink, the only drug I do is weed Is it legal there or no?

Oh yeah It is The best hash in the world, I would say It's in Detroit Due to the beautiful Lebanese population The Middle Eastern population Mashah la la Marshall adieu.

Marshall audio. Marshall audio. That's what they want. Marshall law to you. Get the fuck out of you. Put their trying to do in Dearborn. So my wife's from Dearborn. Oh, really?

And my niece is Palestinian. So like the population. Mahalahabu. How about this? Muslim Sammy Davis Jr. Whoa. All right. Okay, I'm ready for this.

Pick up the camera. Yeah, I'm ready for this. Here we go. What's the photo? Here we go. It's an impression, but the photo. Wala Habibi, baby. Flip it.

Oh my God. Oh my God. I love it. That's you. That's cold. I do that from not long. I do that. Yeah.

Whenever I'm near telegraph. Oh, my God. That was great. Sammy Davis Jihad. I love it. Hey, holy war is holy war, man. They're all gods of Abraham. Now you do it.

Sammy Davis. No, I can't. What? That's unfair? It's one of his characters. Do it again? Wala Habibi, baby. Are you supposed to have it, man?

I know with the rest of your lives, that's it. It belongs to the world. It's cold. No, thank you for appreciating it so much because I love it. I love it. Because there's a commitment to, you know. Yeah, you got it. You could do better.

Yeah, I don't think I can. Yeah, yeah. Are you of the Arab? I'm Palestinian. My man. Yeah. Respect. Yeah, yeah.

I'm probably related to your niece. I bet you are, bro. It's so cool in Dearborn, you know. Like, they go and they do protests, you know, you refuse to call to genocide. You don't get them started. No, no, actually, please don't get them started. I'm kidding. I'll tell you.

They hold up their babies. They hold up their babies. And they scream, you're killing his brother. So they're, like, brandishing their babies, like, fucking political weapons, which is, in this instance, kind of cool. I can understand how you might think it's crazy. Can be used to, you know, the wrong way. And also, I keep seeing your ass pop up on, like, weird punk rock documentary.

He's a talking head. Yeah, yeah. Which is pretty cool. What would be a punk rock documentary? I've seen like two fucking documentaries recently, and you popped up in there as an expert in it. Like hecklers? You were on that movie and documentary. Oh, yeah.

Heckler. The Jamie Kennedy experience? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I remember that movie. Yeah, I did, uh... I had that movie on DVD. Is it Red and Stimpy documentary? Yes, that was the one I'm thinking of.

Yeah, yeah. And that, so it wasn't punk rock. But yes, you were in there talking about how you were, like, sad in your room, and you accidentally found Red and Stimpy and how it changed your life. You changed my life. Yeah. And you know, that you're part of the cultural conversation

when they're going to you for Renan Stimpy? You crazy? Yeah, dude. That is crazy. Come on, man. Come on, man. Gas it up a little, BL. Come on, Bobby.

I ain't doing, man. Bobby. Hey, how ain't doing it, man, what go on. Bobby. Bobby. What on. Bobby. Whoa.

Yeah. Okay. You got it. You got it. Bobby. Do you like doing Rogan? I mean, yeah, I like selling tickets. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I like going on the big platform and the thing I've devoted my life to for sure. Yeah. I love him so much, but it's a difficult podcast for me to do. Well, sure.

Yeah. Because, you know, it's like, I can't control it. Mm-hmm. So then once he goes into areas of conversations where I don't, you know what I mean? It's my favorite thing to watch.

Yeah. The nanotak between both science and space. Like history? It creates motion between two notions and you're like, I want to talk about farts. Well, here's the thing is like, I'm an adult who smoked weed since he was 14, so I'm used to those conversations.

Yeah. Like, I'm fine in those conversations. Fuck you. I can do those. Give me a conversation. Go ahead. Okay. So, man, have you seen this like... Wait, wait, wait.

Let's smoke weed. All right. I'll look things up. Let me know if you go to my man. This is what I'm like when I'm high. I didn't know you spoke Cambodian, man. A pole pot's my favorite. Yeah, yeah.

I like smoking pot. That's my thing. Yeah, you know what Pol Pot? And then three hours pass, and we've done it. And the whole pod. See? We're not talking about real... Oh, hey, well, hey, you know, what about...

What about... That's all the fucking point of this thing is to go into really high level that I wouldn't know. Okay, well, you just brought up pole pot, so you kind of buried the gag there. Because if you're bringing a pole pot and you don't want to be high-minded, then what are we doing?

No, I'm trying to prove to you that I know things. Okay, okay. So, hey, you were telling me about pull pot. No, let's switch it. See if I... I like to switch it. Do you want me to be Bobby? No, I'm me.

Okay. Come up with a conversation. Okay. I won't know. So, man, the Constitution of France is a very nuanced, bicameral situation. It certainly is, man. It's like, well, you know.

You're right. I can't. I can't. I can't do it. Hey, that's the penis showing corner. Get out of there. Can't be there. Yeah, what the hell?

Oh, my God, you're right. I can't do it. You can do it. You can do it. 30 minutes on Camus earlier. Nothing came up with that. We did famous animal noises. You can't riff about it. Come on with something else. I got it. Okay. You're okay you okay. Do you believe that ghosts

have foreheads? Just stop stop. Bobbi you're thinking too much. Bobby says I can see it in your eyes. No, no. Ramsey? Yeah, yeah. I got you. Um, is that intellectual? I would say I would say I would say, I would say it's not what you were probably looking for. I don't know. Not really. I'd say,

not even close. Give it another try. Okay. Sam, did you think that was okay? No. I mean, you can't help.

Okay, okay, yeah. Okay. Okay. Do you think that the Byzantine Empire was the founding empire of modern civilization? Oh. Immaculate sound. Incredible.

Mine's a scuba mask. What do you think, man? Man, if you want to see me get Byzantine, come see me at the Milwaukee Improb. That's why he's here to promote. Really good segue, dude, into a dying sketch. Thank you, thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You segued out of a dying sketch, and that's why you're providing. But, like, I like having those convos about, like, command cheese. And then the next thing you know, you're talking about, like, you know, what Russia means to China. It's like, I don't know shit, but I can definitely go like, whoa, that's nuts for two and a half hours. I know geopolitical things. Yeah, yeah.

I could watch a two-hour supercut of you on Rogan uncomfortably trying to get through those conversations. It's so funny. I hate it. It's the best. I do feel like it is everything I've been training for is that two-and-a-half-hour conversation. Like, I'm so present whenever I'm in that room that, like, I get tunnel vision because I'm, like, listening so intently. but, yeah. After the podcast, do you, like, go into, like, a space.

Oh, you want to talk cocoon? Yeah. I fucking cocoon out for, like, three days. I'm in there. I'm petrified wood. After. Before I do. I can't sleep.

Oh, for sure, no. I'm having... The only podcast where I really don't get in good nights as rest. Before this one, I slept for 18 hours. I've never slept better. Yeah. It was, like, out, like, a light. But, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm, like, in bed the night of night. before having these fake conversations. I'm doing this bit right now in bed, being like, okay, so if he brings up the Byzantine Empire, I can bring up like swords, like swords with people. They had a lot of swords, I think, yeah, and like shields, if you have a sword, you have a shield, helmet, helmet's a cool band.

Ottoman Empire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Most comfortable empire, yeah, yeah. He also wouldn't laugh at that. He'd be like, what do you mean? And I'd be like, well, you know. I don't get it. Yeah, yeah.

Now, I try to throw in a joke, It's the timing's wrong. Okay. But I think I'm going to do it anyway. Do it. Keep talking again. All right. Okay.

So, yeah. Ottoman. Autumn women. I mean, comics that have insomnia, they purse, I see, I can't.

Let's try it. Give me another shot. But like the thing about sandals. Yeah. Is like they're not, you know, you know, people that have insomnia

that are comics and stuff, they book my podcast so they can get some sleep. Oh. I actually did like it, though. I did like it. I felt like, in the time?

Remember when I say, you were hired, I was wrong. I like that. So you're, yeah. You got a job at Matt TV, kid. I'm with Matt TV. What you said, you got a job at Matt TV. Oh, Rand.

Because he was Lauren. By the way, when you were on there, I was like at the right age, I absorbed a lot of that shit. Same. Yeah. I remember. This show is not about me.

I loved Miss Swan. I know. I didn't do Miss Swamp. Fuck off. What? How many people have made that joke? A million. million?

I'm going to tell you this. I'll be honest with you. Probably 285 times in my life. Really? Yeah. It's not as much as I thought. Not bad. Every time it burns out.

Yeah. It hurts. Yeah, because people will invite me to a panel, like a TV panel. Oh, my God. And they're like, tell us about your work on Miss Swan. No way.

I'm like, and then it's like that pause of like, you invited me because you thought I was Miss one. My feelings are hurt in front of Comic Con. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah, and then, you know, it's uncomfortable. Of course. They read it off a note card, that's tough.

Yeah. That's true. Or like, you know, when Dad fan won last comic standing. Yeah, yeah. I was at a restaurant with Polly. And the waiter came up to me and go. Polly Walnuts? Polly Shore.

Oh, okay. Sorry. Is he related to chicken? I don't know. You'd have to ask him. They were close. The rocket. You were telling a great story about Polly Shore.

I understand that. I know. I want to get back to that fan. We will. I'm excited. But those callbacks are too long. Sorry. I know.

There's a rhythm of callbacks. I know. Yeah. This is also hot on the heels of the joke you just made about two minutes ago, where your producer took out a gun and put it underneath its chin and said, what am I doing? What am I doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're in trouble. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. As a country. This podcast and this, we're in trouble. Oh, no, let me tell you this. This is a sinking ship. This is so much fun.

I love it. I love. Riffing. I love boofing around. This is fun. This is fun for me. I'm having a hoot and holler. Watching these two, I don't like their reactions.

Yeah. They're confused. They don't know what they're fantastic. Well, he just can't wait to take all those blankets home. I saw you out front. Yeah. Blanket thief. Will you do this Sammy Davis one more time?

I wish I knew anything else he said. I don't care. We don't care. We don't care. I was like, wala-habibi, baby. It's a little bit Muslim Austin Powers, too. Sure, 100%. Or it could be.

Oh, be lull. Yes, nice. That's good. That's nice. That's awesome. Thanks. That's real nice. Do you know about the secret Catholic Middle Eastern people?

Yeah. The Chaldean community? Yeah. Interesting little facet. Tell me about the Chaldeans. I don't know much about. about it. They are like Catholics, I think. Yeah. Living where? Huge community in San Diego. Yeah, yeah. For your home down? Detroit? Detroit? Yeah.

They're Middle Eastern Catholics. Yes. And you can tell they're not Muslim because they're snacking during Ramadan. That's the only way that you know. But they own most of the party stores and a lot of the weed that comes out of the Midwest. Did they eat pork? Yeah, because they're Catholic. Yeah. Not on Friday, though. But not on Friday. Tell me this about, why you don't like it, poor? You don't like pork? Me? He eats pork. I've seen this guy so much pork And I mean

Battledale I've seen him eat Porks I didn't know Like plural Yeah yeah yeah Like I'm talking about like Kaleisi

You know what I mean That many pork It was a mistake If I've ever Yeah yeah yeah And Allah will forgive me No If you're Muslim out there

Don't Yeah yeah If you're Muslim out there This one right here Yo is a fake one I see them desecrate the Koran.

Oh, no, no, that is too far. Are you Muslim? I am Muslim. Dude. You like figs? Yeah, I love figs. Bro. Why don't you guys tell more people

about figs and dates? Yeah, yeah, you promote it better. Dude. Promote the figs right now. Yeah, Korean, it should have a chapter of figs. Well, it probably does, but I like our, I like our sort of that we're keeping figs a secret. You're a little fig pig pig.

Yeah. Olives. Olives are huge? Are figs just like you enjoy eating them? Yeah, just like you take the actual. What else? What else would you do with them, cat? I don't know.

Rubbing them on your feet? Well, she knows them in the jam. Put him in a cage, give him a name. Easier than a baby. Put some googly eyes on it. You guys eat the fig? Like, we eat figs, dude. You know what a fig was before?

You know what a fig is? Honestly, look at me. What's a fig? You're a chef. You should know. Yeah, you should know. This is brutal. I know what a fig is.

What is it? What's a flavor like? It's a fruit? Yes. And it grows on a tree. tree and sometimes it hits you on the head. Yeah, the balking fruit. And then when you squish it, it has all those little seeds inside,

almost the consistency of a strawberry, a little bit jamier. I was ready to defend you, but you're perfectly describing fruit. Good work. And the purple leathery texture kind of has like a sweet umami flavor. What's the difference between that and a... A date? A date, yeah. You've been on one recently.

A fig? Oh, a day. Yeah. What do you mean? I don't know. I'm riffing. I'll have a fucking two-year girlfriend. I'm sorry. But you got on dates with her.

You're going on dates with her, right? Hey, if you're listening, I'm not. Go on dates with her. What? Fucking around, anyway. We just met, by the way. Okay, go ahead. So a date, I believe you usually eat it dry.

Like, I don't think it, but it comes in like a waxy dry consistency. It kind of has like wax paper. It has a tougher skin to it for sure. But boy, it's worth the work. Because what's in there, just a tasty, sugary goo. Yeah, it's really good. You combine things with it. It's an essential.

It's great in vegan cooking. Yeah. Like, I'm sure it's in baklava. No, but yeah. I appreciate it. There's no fig or. Just threw that out there. There is a.

But I like what you did. No, no, Google it. There's got to be it. I've had baklava. Oh. The date is fresh. I don't know what this guy keeps saying. Google it.

There's got to be some sort of slimy, gooey, a thing in there. We're even for sushi earlier. We're now good. I haven't forgotten about sushi. Hey, Bobby. Yeah. I think Bobby might be honest.

No, come on. There is a twist on the classic Middle East. A twist. He said date. That's fig. Oh. Do you say date? And I don't want to hear a twist.

I want to hear the classic. Yeah. There's pistachio. Bucklava date. Date. Date baklava come out right there. Did you eat this before? That's date baklava.

I've never, that feels to me almost the equivalent of like a lettuce-wrapped burger. Totally. Or one of those, yeah. See, there you go in your face. No. A balklava with dates on that. This doesn't have the definitive filo dough. Exactly.

What? Well, maybe I've had it from different regions of Persia. Oh, okay. You're a well-traveled man. You were on a spice trail for a while. The spice trail, yeah, with Gengis. Yeah, yeah. You call him Genghis.

You're on a first-name basis of them? Gang. Gang. What's up gang? Gang gang. Gang is gang. Dude, it'd be sick. And he goes, bend over. Oh, no. Yeah.

He calls me the hole. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just, Ben dovado, no. Right? And I go, okay, right? And he pulls me against a log. Yeah, that's a good. It's always a log.

It's always a log. Yeah. And he pummels me with that. I usually get the barrel. Yeah. Oh, you do? Yeah. From what dictator?

Pol pot. Pop pot. It doesn't hurt. Yeah, it doesn't hurt. Little dick. Yeah. Hey! What?

Fuck you, Paul! Come on, dude. Well, he's dead. Yeah, but, you know. Oh, why, I'm disagreeing his name? It's a lobo. It's a lobo. It's just a low blow.

It's just a low blow. How many people did he kill those people? Three million? A lot more than I have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's for sure. Paul Pot. Yeah, you don't know much.

Watch the killing fields. Yeah, don't watch the killing fields. It's so gnarly. It's really good. It's really good, but it's heavy duty. It's heavy. It's not date night watching. It's more of a fig afternoon.

Yeah. Yeah. So I won the fig argument. That feels good. Yeah, yeah. What we're talking about before the figs, though. God, Muslims probably. Yeah, Muslim.

Oh, yeah, I was ripping on, yeah. Accidentally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I was trying to get him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, and I'm sorry about that. Forgive him, Muslims. Forgive them.

Yeah. They can't forgive me. Only all again. I have an interesting fact about Genghis Khan. Okay. He started the five-second rule. Interesting. Okay.

Interesting might be the worst thing you can hear after a joke. Yeah. Holy shit. That's brutal. That's the baddest burn. That's a burn. That's a fact, though. I think it's a fact.

You said it was an interesting. All right, so he threw down a chicken leg. Yeah. And it landed for three seconds. Yes. Pulled it up, started eating it again. And that's how he fixed his XP bar. Yeah.

And some guy said, hey, why do you eat that? And Genghis Khan go, five-second rule. Yeah. You think that's happened. There's no way. That's how it happened. Can you Google it? It's folklore.

Yeah. It's folklore. The con rule. The con rule. What is that? Gengis Khan. Oh, the Khan. Okay.

Ronnie's helping. Like, I thought it was like pro-ca. But yeah, that's what I found out. Okay. So maybe that's a good rogue in fact if you ever want to bring that to the pod. Oh, actually, not bad. In fact, I wish you would do it, opening line. I'm going to be on there next Monday.

Yeah. Yeah, I wish. Tell him I said hi, and I wish you could do it. Okay. Tell me, say hi to me. Real quick, Joe, good to see you again, Jamie. What's up? Give up a couple of things he has to stay on the podcast.

That's a funny thing. It's a challenge. What do I get out of it? It's a secret thing where people can follow along. Okay. So it's an Easter egg for the Tiger Bellic community? Okay. Give a couple of things he has to do.

All right. All right. Oh, yeah, this is fun. Okay. Here, may I write these days? Yeah, yeah, please. This is going to be. Have you ever had a date,

Baclava? Okay, you have to talk about date Baclava. See if you can get it. Date Baclava. Or ask him to explain a fake. Maybe that could be fun. Wait, Genghis Kong five seconds.

Yeah, I do think five seconds is actually perfect. Gengik's con five seconds. Oh, the prophet Muhammad invented high fives. I knew that. Yeah. That's another one of those. It's a, not. fucking true.

No, no, but it's another one of those things. Oh, okay, exactly. Like, another one of those, like, not true things. I mean, that made me so upset. That's what he mean. The Prophet Muhammad, Peace be upon him. Thank you. He was a lot cooler, because he would be like,

what up, man. You know? Let me some scares. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Jesus Christ was like, how you doing, brother? Good to see you. Thanks for coming to the congregation. Just kidding. Oh, we're... Are we with black people?

How are we with them? Yeah. You know, when we see... I think they have bigger fish to fry. That's true. Yeah. I think there's some other things on the docket right now.

What do you want to promote? I'd like to promote my book, Brute, a novel about a hitman in Paris doing one last job available from Ravens. Actually, I'm going to go get it. Go grab it. Yeah, I gave Bobby one. Wait, that's awesome.

He put it in the trash. That's the bookshelf. Yes. Beautiful cover. Thank you, man. What was the story behind the illustration? My friend Jack did that. And Jack and, fuck,

his buddy. Yeah, I don't know. It's almost like he's not good at using a gun. What number, what number book is this for you? This is my third book. I have two novels and one novella. Incredible. Yeah, running the lights the first one. You can get that. But yeah, it's a good book. It's about a hit man who falls in love with another Marine and- Look at that. Yeah, right there, man. Sam, can I ask a question? Because I've always been so fascinated by your, the fact that you're a writer, like a real writer. As a comic, did you ever have a moment because I feel like if I said to people, I'm going to start writing a book. People would shit on me for...

Oh, you don't tell anyone you're writing a book. It doesn't matter if you're a comic. If you're a person writing a book, don't let anyone fucking find out ever. But did you ever have a moment of going like, I can't fucking write a book? Did you ever have that? Or were you always like, no, I'm a fucking write? I'm a writer. No, I never thought I can't do it because I'm a comic. I thought I'm writing a book. And because I'm a comic, I can't tell anyone because all my friends are comics. And they'll come up with new ways to call me gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm very... That's what it is. Yeah. Or if you're writing a script, I hate when anyone says shit like that. Of course, sure. Because anyone that says it out loud has really nothing going on. Yeah, and I think they're lying. They're not writing a script or a book.

They are telling people they wrote a script or a book because they get the same dopamine as completing the task. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I ran to a guy the other day who... I didn't see in a very, very long time. Was it chicken? No, and he died.

And his opening line was three things he's working on. Awful. You get that all day long. And it's like, how about a hello? Dude, how about a human hello to a guy you haven't seen in forever? Yeah. I mean, it was literally like, oh, man, this movie I just did, dude, with so-and-so, man, it's going to win an Oscar. And I got this going on and that going on.

And I'm like, in my mind going, what happened to you? What the fuck happened to you? Yeah. Man? Sucks. Where were you? Were you ordering food or something? Oh, it's a comedy store.

It's a good marker of success if people run at you and immediately start listing resume things that they're doing. Yeah. My thing is the polar opposite. Yeah, I don't give a shit. Yeah. People, congratulations on whatever. Comics Unleashed.

Oh, yeah. What? Is he here? All right, look at his dates. We have Brookfield, Wisconsin. Milwaukee Improv. Rumors in Winnipeg. Hallerities in Cleveland.

Indian St. Louis Helium. The city. So go to his website. I really do want to say, you're a guy that everyone beloved. Really, everyone loves you. It's very, I don't know. It's very, I mean.

For many years. You're, I just think great things are going to happen for you, but. I'm really excited. Is that you have artwork? Yeah, that's a t-shirt I made. That's a sick shirt. I carved that out of linoleum and then I print them on shirts. Fuck, dude.

Look at those cherry blossoms all around him. Look how enchanted he is with the cherry blossoms. Bobby, you need to get that shirt. That would be so cool. I can make you one, man. Give me a medium. Okay. Yeah. That's a good shirt, yeah.

It's gonna be shock-aware. Wait, can I see the other ones? These ones? Those aren't current. That's the hobo. Look how excited he was. Oh, those are so cool. That's so cool.

That's this church in Salt Lake City. What's that? That was the Dayton Flyers logo. And let me tell you, I made about 160 of those shirts, went to Dayton, sold maybe 10 of those shirts, and then had like 150 of that shirt just sitting around. Oh, no. Dayton's not a big market.

It's fine. It's not bad. It's not, I don't know why this is. Weird. Live video, but yeah. Why is it live? I don't know. So go, hey, Sam.

Go get the book. That's what I'd say. My podcast. Okay, get the book first. If you like podcasts like this, chubby behemoth, it's a great podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then also go to his website,

look at his dates, go see and perform. He's the best. We're going to have him back on this podcast every year. Thanks, man. Every year. I'm telling you, man. You were so nice.

Every time. Yeah. Well, we'll see if I can honor this Rogan. No, that has happened for you. Right, I know. All right. I can't wait. Everyone watch the next Rogan that Sam Talents on,

and he is going to try to mention these two things? Can we remind everyone again? That's enough for what it is. Genghis Khan, five second rule. That'll probably fill 45 minutes. Yeah. And then date, Baclova. That's a tough one.

That's a tough one. Oh, it's easy. Because I'm going to show up and be like, God, I just had this crazy fucking date Baclava on the plane, and now I have diarrhea. Oh, perfect. Yeah. He'll be like, I've never had diarrhea.

Yeah. I'll say, we have nothing to talk about. It couldn't be more different, though. Sam, did you have a good time here? Oh, my God, yes. This is so much fun. It's so much fun here. I saw your penis.

We were on a woman-led ship for a minute. Yeah, it was really well. You know? I got to hang out with my Habibi brother over there. Give Sam a round of applause, everybody. Thank you, guys. Pleasure.