TigerBelly - Seth Green & The Big Bag Wolf

Episode Date: July 23, 2025

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I I Can do a shaggy impression for him because he loves what we hear from Scooby-Doo he was a Scooby-Doo Yeah, he played shaggy. No, no Wait like in the board about chicken. He voices shaggy. Hmm like a parody like zoinks man gotta do it he's gotta do it no you please he can't do it's embarrassing it's his goal it's embarrassing like man scoop let's get out of here it's not the worst but I feel like that's more scrappy than scooby yeah thank you I think it's more spackling. Like meh. Oh, you do it. Why you judging me? I've never seen a Scooby-Doo in my life.

Give me, I'll try. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. Woo-koo-koo-koo-koo-koo. Like Scoob. Why'd you just go Asian? That was good. That was good. I could do it too, dude.

You can do Velma. Jinkx. Joinks. What? Like Velma. Go ahead. You got nice tits. Joinks.

Go ahead. I have, what? Nice tits? Like Velma, you got nice tits. Joinks! Go ahead. I have, what? Nice tits? Mike Velma, you got nice tits. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Shaggy. Fuckin'... Shaggy's erect. She's a guest, dude.

Give me another one. Um... Well, he knows. Go ahead. This is, uh, Shaggy as Donald Trump. Great, great. Like man, grab her by the pussy. Can you not commit? You gotta commit. I don't know if you can do these acts anymore.

I was in favor, but. Like man, let's demolish ice. Oh man, let's demolish ice. Am I doing it right? black guy well i'm doing it based on what he's doing amen amen you cryptoblood man this is sounding scrappy i don't think so yeah yeah i did it in front of 4 000 people last night where look at that flex yeah who'd you perform for 4 000000? In Rosemont. With who? Ralph and Renee. Yeah. Rosemont, California? You said 4,000? Rosemont, Chicago. Illinois. Illinois? Yeah. Whoa. Where's that? It's like an hour

away from Chicago. Yeah. Well you're bragging about seat numbers now? Yeah. Well, you're bragging about seat numbers now? Yeah. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a lot, yeah. Well, you bragged about OVO or that one in London? No, I didn't. What did I say about it? Hey, I watched 28 Years Later, man. I didn't see it yet.

How was it? Is it good? Swinging dicks, man. What is that? Is it good? True. Whatever he said, actually very good. You saw it? Yes. It's good? True. Whatever he said actually very good. You saw it?

Yes. It's good, right? 28 years. You don't need to watch the first two. It's better if you don't know about the other movies. I kind of like that. What have you seen, Kat? Oh, I just saw Lilo and Stitch.

What do you think about it? Wouldn't recommend it. Why? Everyone loves it. Did you like the original? I like the original, but this seems weird, but I thought the cartoons in the original were hotter than the-

What do you mean the hotter? The sexy? They're just hotter, yeah, they're like more, they're just hot, even like the, you know, the grandma was hot, everyone was just a little bit- Well, you know, it's so funny, cause Amy Hill, who came to our Hawaii show, is the grandmother in the fucking movie, so fuck you! She's a friend of mine, she's hot as fuck, man! That's what I'm saying! Oh, is the grandmother in the fucking movie. So fuck you!

She's a friend of mine, she's hot as fuck, man. That's what I'm saying. Oh, you're saying in the second one, she was in that one? No, she's in the live action one, Amy is. Oh, but she was, yeah. Was she hot? Yes. Her.

Oh yeah, legend. Oh, she's awesome. Big pussy, but. Love you, Amy. Love you, Amy. I wanna see if Seth's here. Go see. So, have we met?

I don't know. Have we met? Have we met? Which way do you want to go? In this beat? You don't know how to lie! You said you don't know how to lie! I fucking knew it. you guys totally did it.

I'm a liar, no, I uh. I saw you at the comedy store. Yeah. He came in and went like, guys, I don't know who this guy is. Can you guys get some notes? And then I go out there and I go, hey, hey, pretend we don't know each other.

Right. And he's like, what? And I said, oh, okay. And then he goes, hey, so you're Seth? And I go, yeah, you're the producer? And he's like, he looks at me like, what the fuck, dude? Bro, we're all sitting out here going, did he just ask him who he was?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm like, but that's where you would go as the producer. I mean, you're doing somebody's podcast. You would know that I was the host of the show. I don't know. I don't watch a lot of stuff. I know, but just.

Yeah, yeah. Oh my god, this is so much fun. Yeah, put your headphones on. Well the headphones, of course. If you don't want it, you don't, I've seen you do podcasts before. Right, I'll do the headphones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But do you want me like, up in the mix?

Yeah, I want you in the mix, dude. Guys, I do a lot of voiceover. Yeah, he does. Hey, how you doing? Hey, man. Hey, hey, hey, you're in the mix, dude. Guys, I do a lot of voiceovers. Yeah, he does. Hey, how you doing? Hey, man. Hey, stop, stop, stop. He's a little bit hot.

Super fan, super fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a super fan. Oh, Jamie. Jamie. Jamie. You can call me JP. What do you like?

I'm so confused. We've already got seven names. Super fan, JP, Jaime. Just whatever you want to call me bro all right whoa you're that big of a fan needed the jacket and I'm yeah yeah yeah you're that big of fan Steph Green man yeah yeah yeah Steph Curry yeah yeah it's my lips. You think it's Steph Curry? Yeah. It's my lips. Yeah, I like your three pointers, man. Thanks, brother. I like to think my outside range is my thongs, dude.

Yeah. He's more like John Stockton. Whoa. Hey, for context, guys, I never made the... Yeah, the jazz, dude. I love the jazz, too. I love jazz, too. Me too, Carmelo just got in trouble.

Yeah, Kamala Harris. Oh, you mean like the Utah Jazz. Utah Jazz. When you said jazz, I thought you meant, I'm like, I know, know that's what are we doing? You like jazz? Jazz music? Yeah, I like watching jazz music. Yeah, I don't like listening to jazz music, but I love watching jazz musicians together. Like the martinis and the cigars. Yeah yeah. Oh you're like that kind. There's different kinds. Well you know what it is when when really good jazz is happening in front of

you, I don't care what it is. I'm here for it. I love music and I can usually get caught up in somebody's whatever. I'm a very generous audience is what I've discovered. Oh wow wow. I'm a generous You're a rock guy though? I like rock. Yeah. I love going on the road. You know we had bad friends last night. Josh Holm. Oh really? That's fun. Was he cool? You know, I think we've met at least like four or five times. With Josh Holm? Yeah. He's a tall drink of water. Yeah. You know him? No. What are you waiting? I don't know him. Have you heard of Josh Holm? Is he? I've heard that he's hot. Why, because we just said it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love this new rule, by the way, that if you see a TikTok, you can say, I read that. And then if you hear from a friend who read that, you can say, I've studied this. All right. You're like, nobody gives a shit about that. You just heard that and introduced it as if it was new information from your own brain.

Yeah, yeah. So, have you heard of Queens of the Stone Age? I've heard of him. Oh, I know him. Is he like a little bit gray hair? He's got kind of like reddish, blonde gray. Grayish now. It's all gray now.

Yeah, he is. Well, I had... I know him. You've seen him around? I've seen him around. Where? The Comedy Store. Yeah, he goes to the Comedy Store. Does he really? Yeah, he does. Oh why had I know you've seen him around I've seen him around where yeah, he goes in the comedy store Yeah, yeah, yeah We met in like straight-up rock and roll stuff like when Queen's of the Stone Age first started performing

Wow, just cuz I like music and I did a lot of radio stuff And so I would always hit up k-rock or kiss or any of the any of the stations and I'm like Can I go to your concert? Yeah, you would wait wait you would call k-rock. They go. What's like, can I go to your concert? And then I'd be on the show. Wait, wait, you were called K-Rock. They go, what's up? Can I go to your concert? No, no, well sort of, like whatever the booker was. Fuck Chicken Master, you could just do it that way.

Well, whoever the booker was for the shows that I did. Because you know. Yeah. Of your connection. Well, because the concert, the radio station is throwing the show. It's like K-Rock's Ac's acoustic Christmas or Weenie Roast or whatever the thing was and it was all the rock bands.

So I'm just doing the show. In San Diego, there's a place called 91X. It's a radio station. And Mike Halloran, the main guy, I knew him. So remember I hosted A Christmas with Interpol, Alt J, Billy Idol, and I was hosting the whole thing. It was fucking amazing. I played Santa. You did? Yeah, I was hosting the whole thing. It was fucking amazing. I played Santa.

You did? Yeah, yeah, I was Santa Claus. I went up there and then I played ping pong with Paul Banks from Interpol. It was fucking great. How was, I fucking love that band. How were they live? Paul's done this podcast.

Get out of here. Amazing. So you just never asked me. Well, okay, okay, wait, wait. I know, but here's the thing. Let's intro, let me intro the room. I'll intro the room. I'll enter the room. But I'm gonna get back to that, okay? Because that's fucking silly. That's intro, can we intro the room? I'll intro the room, I'll intro the room.

But I'm gonna get back to that, okay, because that's fucking silly. That's silly games and the silly billy shit, okay? Silly games. I don't buy that shit, okay? But I love you. And so we got- I absolutely love you back.

I really do, I've always liked you. So, what? That was nice. Oh my God, that was beautiful. To adult men. Yeah, yeah. Demonstrating long-term affection. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah fuck out of here. Oh, well, you're getting jumped in hard. I know, I got, you've done one so you can have. What, wait, is this where you go?

Are you a student? Oh no, no, no, I got this at a thrift shop. You can get these at thrift shops. What? I knew that was true. Yeah. It's cool that- It is true, you can get those at thrift shops. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like Natasha Lyonne on Poker Face.

I can tell. Is anybody watching that show? No, is it good? It is good. Okay, I'm gonna watch it. Well, I'm just getting through, I'm a little late, Ozark. Oh yeah, that's a good.

Yeah, so I'm just almost done with that. It's intense. It's very, very intense. Too much almost. Yeah, like one, it's a little like Mr. Robot in that I probably watch one episode and then I like the week between the episodes. Yeah, yeah.

Like digesting. It's phenomenal filmmaking though. What is Mr. Robot good? Mr. Robot's phenomenal. I love it. You know why I can't watch it? Why that? Because in the first episode of Mr. Robot. It was a part for you?

No, no, no, there's a Japanese dude that back in the day used to beat me out of roles. What? You're kidding me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's his name? I forgot his name. Beat you out of roles?

Yeah, no, like, yeah, we auditioned together, he would get it. And once I saw him, he was in the boardroom or something, and Mr. Robot, you remember? I immediately, frantically turned it off. I go, fuck this show. I couldn't watch it. Anyway, let's enter the room.

Bobby intro's. Bobby intro's. Bobby intro's the room. We got Jaime, Mexican man. We got Catbirday, Mexican men. We got cat bird, white lady. We got reds. We got reds. We got reds.

We got Seth Green here on many, many things he's done. The Austin Powers movies, robot chickens. Without a paddle. What'd you say? without a paddle what you say without a paddle is that the kind of room this is? I'm out of here are you out of here? I can't I can't actively watch that kind of

no way I just did an impression of him Maybe you should do the first two credits What the hell? Yeah, and we got red. And then we got Seth. You go. Without a paddle. Without a paddle. Without a paddle.

Oh great. Anyway, Seth has done a lot of things. English is his third language. You know. That's why he slug it away. That's why I'm so talented. I do it in different languages, okay? It's true. Yeah, so we got. Hits on different continents. Excuse. That's why I'm so talented. I do it in different languages, okay? It's true.

Yeah. So we got... Contenance. Excuse me. Whoa. I'm sorry. All right. So we've got you, Catbird.

So I'll tell you about Catbird. So the talent coordinator at the comedy store, Rose, she just won't shut the fuck up about Catbird. She's the thing, she's the thing, she's the thing. And so. What did you do to her? I don't know. But then you hosted a show.

It was probably the best show I've done there in about a year and you were hosting it. And it was your energy. Yeah, you were great. I like to make fun of you. What do I make fun of you about? He tells me I have big teeth and that I look like the mask.

The mask? The mask.? Oh because of the smile. Yeah the smile is like the key feature of the mask. So intuitive. So he thinks that your teeth are large and then it's me. Yeah yeah yeah. I don't know I don't see any of the similarities. Okay well anyone you know Seth it's just a little bit, but I get it That you have that you have Large features. I don't think that it's a negative though. Yeah, I think it's a positive net positive net positive Like even the big bad wolf would say oh my What guys you have that's awesome? Oh, you know what exactly thank you so much I'll focus on your eyes next. Okay great. Yeah the big bag of wolf. The big bag of wolf. The wolf with bags. I don't know who that is, what that's referring to, but I love wolves. Oh the big bag wolf? Yeah.

I saw that guy in the subways in New York all the time. Is that from the little piggies? No lived in the subway. Because eventually they just closed those platforms. And there's people that lived on there, because fuck it, you know? Yeah, fuck it. I think I would. Yeah, if I could just give up on everything, be like, the world, you know, it just sucks up here.

What if we, and the subway's free. What if we just go live in this tunnel with all of these rats and other mole people? But in LA, you know, there used to be these fucking gigantic tunnels, and they would tell me, like I don't know if in Echo Park there used to be that gigantic tunnel with the graffiti on it.

Yes, yes. And you remember? And they definitely boarded it up. But people would say back when I lived in Echo Park that if you walk down there, you'll see the people that live down there. Like they're like mole people. What does that mean?

But they haven't been. The implication is they've given up on sunlight and retreated to the ground, and now they live without any of those things, like moles. So do they have hair on them? Well, they've evolved in some stages. They've evolved past the need for hair. I'm joking, guys, I have no idea.

But did you hear that there are people living down there, or no? In LA? No, in New York in New York okay there's like so many relentless reports of it because the city was built on top of the trains and then over time that just like decommissioned an entire station or an entire line and homeless people are like hey fuck it let's live down here Wow kind of like on Futurama exactly like like Futurama. Yeah, yeah. This guy gets it. Was he in Futurama, Seth?

No, I don't think so. It's true, I've never been on Futurama. Have you been asked to be on Futurama? I've never been asked to be on Futurama. Yeah, okay. And I know all those people. Yeah. So it hurts.

It cuts a little deeper. It's like, oh yeah, we know Seth, but no thanks. Yeah. Do you get hurt when they don't ask? No, I don't spend a lot of time thinking about it. But do you ever drive down the road, like, I don't do this, but I don't do this, but I've heard other actors do this. All right, but we're driving down the road

and you see a billboard and go, oh, I know everyone on there. Yeah, that's nice. Ken Jeong. Yeah, Ken Jeong, Ronnie Chung, you know what I mean? All of that's nice Ken Jong. Yeah. Yeah, Ken All of them Jimmy Oh Yang Right, but I never in those moments Why didn't they call me cuz I'm always like, oh look all my friends are working. You know what I mean? Oh, you're positive

Well, it's also because you have to imagine if you get whatever that job is that Ronnie got, is Ronnie's first thought, yo, fuck, we got to get Bobby on here. All right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think it is. I'm saying if you got- Why did they ask you Bobby? Bobby, why did they ask?

Bobby, I'm saying I actually meant that the wrong way. I meant if you got a job, your first thought is fuck, I got to get Ronnie on here. That's what I do. I don't think so. So when I was on Mad TV, Randall Park, Ken Jeong, I got all those fools on it. Yeah. Sung Kang, right? So it's like when I'm on a job and there's opportunity,

listen. That's so cool. When there's opportunities for somebody that I like and I know, I fight hard to get them the part. I don't think that that's reversed, not that I'm bitter about it, I'm very happy and I'm very happy for it. You're right, I took an angle that I didn't,

that I don't even think is accurate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't you do the same if there was a, if you're? When I do have a thing and there's opportunities that come up, I'm like, God, who would kill on this? And sometimes you're like, God, who never gets a chance to kill it? You know what I'm saying?

Is that what I'm saying? That's when you can do that, that's what I do. So you've done that? I've definitely done it. I've also done the other where you're like, oh fuck, this thing's not gonna get made unless we get this guy. No, right.

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And I was like, oh, she, you know, when they're reading, you've been on the opposite, right? When you've had to audition with your friends. I have to audition all the time. Nobody ever believes I can do anything. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's crazy. I'm like, well, look at the thing I did.

I'm like, yeah, but that was that. You can't do this. That's not what I meant. I meant on the other side where you- Casting. Where you're casting. Casting? Where you're watching- That's a nightmare. I hate watching.

Yeah, you hate watching your friends. Yeah, of course. So when your friend's doing good, you're casting. Casting, that's a nightmare. I hate watching. Yeah, you hate watching your friends. Yeah, of course. So when your friend's doing good, you're like, you know what I mean? Yes, all I want is to give you this job. Right, and then maybe three days later, somebody does just a little better.

Right? And now you're like, it was the last person, the last person to read, because I was gonna give it to my friend. It wasn't in my control. So you had to watch all the casting? Yeah. Oh, okay, okay, okay.

You get the opportunity to, a lot of times you don't get the opportunity to. A lot of times those decisions are made on your behalf. But when you're producing something, especially if you're directing it, you owe it to everybody to watch all of the tapes. And the truth is, you have to both, as a director, trust your vision, and then as an actor,

trust the director's vision. It is the most painful thing to do to acknowledge that all of these awesome directors that I've read for, I just wasn't what they were thinking. And that sucks for me. I tried my best. I was like, this is what I think it is. And they're like, it's not though. It's like, oh fuck, okay.

I guess I just gotta live with that. And you have no control either. No control. Because you bring the top three to this gigantic company and they go, we want this person. And there's not, right? But still you're watching your friend, some other guy, it was a different kind of read.

It was a difficult situation to be in. So I understand how difficult it is to cast things, it was a difficult situation to be in, so I understand how difficult it is to cast things, because it's not even up to whoever's even directing, even producing, sometimes the network and other people aren't, you know what I mean, they have a little bit more way. Sometimes there are larger instruments at play.

Exactly. Money. It's usually the money. You're right, this is good. Good on you, Kat. Did I do that right? First time in the room, she already zeroed in. What do you think of Kat, dude? Money, dude? She the money. You're right. Is that right? Good on you, Kat. Did I do that right? First time in the room.

She already zeroed in. What do you think of Kat, dude? Money, dude? She said money. I said money. Jaime, what's your word? You gotta hit it with like, money. Money!

Money! Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the board of the members. That's what it is, too. It's the board and the members? Board of the members. You're board of the members? The b of the members. Your board of the members? The bimbos.

Not the bimbos. But it's shareholders. Shareholders is the worst part. You're being so polite. I would have made fun of him. I actually like love opportunities to learn new things myself. And when somebody instead of saying you fucking didn't know that they're like, yeah actually Paul McCartney was in a band

called The Beatles before Wings that was very successful. You know what I mean? Sometimes you have to be- You met somebody that thought that Wings was the first band? The amount of times I've had to explain to people that Paul McCartney was in a band called The Beatles. Are you being fucking real right now?

I am, and it's like, all I can think is it's bad parenting, Bobby, because who the fuck are these parents that did not bother to tell their kid not to date? Mental deficiency? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I disagree. If I'm on a date, I'm single, right? If I'm on a date, right?

End the date if she doesn't know Paul McCartney. She got a big fan of Wings. I go, oh, what about the Beatles? Never heard of them. I go, oh, what about the Beatles? Never heard of them. I literally stopped the car. I go, get the fuck out, bitch. Whoa. Not bitch, maybe, that's too harsh.

Yeah, but stop in the car. I go, biatch, I go biatch. Get the fuck out, biatch. Right, and her Mashable piece would say, comedy icon Bobby Greer. That's me in the parking lot of flappers. Right. You think that was what happened to me?

And just pushed me off of the side of the vehicle and drove away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he said bet you're not bitch. That's okay. I heard an E for sure. All right. Well, if you're, because you're married. I'm married. But if you want to date, okay, God forbid.

Dude, I'm so, I'm so grateful that I don't have to date in today's institutions. Like, my wife and I found each other before dating on the computer was a thing. Whoa. And I'm so frightened for all of my friends. And you know what? There's definitely positive versions of it. I know a couple people who got married off the internet, and I know a couple people who met married off the internet and I know a couple people who met because of the internet who never would.

Zoram Mondani, Zoram Mondani. Zoram. Of course. He got married on the internet. No, he met his wife on a hinge. On J-date, what? No, on hinge, Zoram Mondani. On J-date.

That's a pretty good endorsement. I'm just trying to make it topical. Without any political opinion or whatever, Zoram Mondani met fucking his wife on hinge, that's it. Yeah, so you're lucky that you. I do. I'm just trying to make it topical. Without any political opinion or whatever, Zoram and Donnie met fucking his wife on Hinge. That's it. Yeah, so you're lucky that you... I do feel lucky and I keep telling my wife,

don't ever fucking leave me. Let's just work it out. Whatever it is, let's work it out. Neither one of us want to try and go back out there, especially at this age. You're married as well. What is it like? Oh, it's okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What do you mean? Being married is okay? It's good. It's good. I like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it too. I think it matters who you marry. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't just like get in the marriage and be like, what's up? Let's do this. And then like, you're bad at this. Or I don't like it. Like you try to work that shit out before you get married. And so then when you're married, you're like, I'm fucking doing this, right?

Yeah. Give me the positives. The positives? Yeah. Oh, I'm happy. Go back and forth. Let's go back and forth and we'll do negatives back and forth.

Because let me say a thing. I'm 53 years old. I've never been engaged, right? I'm kind of seeing some of it. You know, she's coming to the second show with Craig. But so the girl that I'm seeing is coming to the second show. OK, great. Some of them people know her.

I really like her. But I want to know what the positives and negatives are. The real positive. So let's go back around. Go ahead, positive. Is that if you really like the person, you get to hang out with them all the time. That is like one of the greatest things.

And if you share a lot of likes or interests, or make an effort to share interests, you'll spend time together doing stuff that you enjoy, and it is enriching, not just for yourself, but for your relationship. Wow, okay, give me a pause, very good, very good noted. Go ahead, Kat. Probably anal, that's it. Oh, anal, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Without having to worry about like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah about yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah just us so yeah is that a real thing or no I think married people do more anal I think right I don't know I think you've both got to be like wanting and interested in that in anal yeah they're both a man it's got to be like anal is my thing and the girls got to be like I ain't oh gets me the best Gets me the best Always ever said that but thank you. We the best one every person. I don't think it's finished

Ain't no gets me the best what no pastrami sandwiches the best Yeah, all right, so what is anal urine? No, no, no, no. Probably I like to think. Why was it the thing you meant? You don't even. I want to take back. I want to take back.

Take it back. Take it back. Because it wasn't anal. I thought we were pitching things that we discovered. I know. Me too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But positives about me.

I'm a guy. I want to learn. So go ahead. I want to know. Yeah, slam dunking. You know, having know slam dunking Every night yes, I really like eating together All you do brunch. Oh brunch. Yeah brunch. We do makeup. Yeah, well it we have like a breakfast and dinner kind of ritual That's what we do. Yeah, it's great. And so that's nice, because you get to share food together. Okay.

And that's lovely. Yeah, well your husband's a chef. Yeah. So. You're married to a chef? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Republic. Republic.

Republic. Of North Korea. Yeah. Yeah. Great restaurant, Republic. You been there? Oh yeah, have you been there? I haven't, is it in Los Angeles?

Yeah, it's on La Brea. Amazing. You've never been there? No, I don't go to restaurants. You should invite your wife to go. That sounds nice. You don't go to restaurants? I don't really do a lot.

Next thing, we'll talk about that later. Next thing, what's the next positive thing about marriage? Next positive thing about, having a person who actually understands you and can offer you understanding. Man, I read for this. Hey, sign out real quick, my man. Hey, he did that thing again.

What thing? He said, you don't go to restaurants? Yeah, that's okay. Okay. I'm not, I found myself more forgiving of microaggressions than the average person, right? Like who needs it? Team Seth over here, baby.

Who wants to get that sensitive? Can't be so sensitive. You betrayed me that fast? That's what all my bullets had to hold. Bobby's looking at him, baby. You're now Seth's fucking defender? No, it's because you piss the shit. I fly you out here from Texas every fucking week and this is how you fucking treat me. He thinks he's trying to help you grow. Oh, that's true. By pointing out. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. You're right. I should have said that. Cat, next thing? Oh, next thing. Well, we own pets together, and that's nice to do that with someone. I have five rabbits, and that's something we take care of.

Yeah, animal companionship is a great. It's pretty unique. Rabbits, that? Be able to share it. Rabbits? Look, you can have whatever, man. Hey, don't, microaggression me. I know people with lizards, I know people with birds. Yeah,? Look, you can have whatever, man. Come on. Microaggression me. I know people with lizards.

I know people with birds. Yeah, but one, five, five lizards. Usually if you're into it, unless you've made besties with a Komodo that's territorial, you're like, fucking all these lizards can be in a pile. I will say we started with two and then we got five. Cause they had sex. Yeah, they had sex.

That's the thing you gotta save sex if you don't want to. Oh, that's a. Cause they had sex. Yeah, they had sex. That's the thing, you gotta save sex if you don't wanna. Oh, that's a positive of marriage, sex. Sex, yeah. Yeah, sex is great. That's good. Or Asian condoms, they have little, right? I have Asian condoms, they can use some. You can, what?

What? No, not on the rabbits. Why? Oh. I have Asian comics, condoms maybe will fit on the rabbit penis. Yeah, they'll probably fit on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, um. Is that like just a general slam of Asians? Yeah, I was confused. Well, there's different sizes. I have some sizes for myself, is what I'm saying. Is that a slam or? Are you a manufacturer of prophylactics? What is even happening here?

Well, I go online, I go to Japan, I get some. Oh, you buy a lot of condoms. I'm kidding, dude. Let's move on. I should've let this through. My penis is very thick. It wasn't even a bit, I was just throwing it out there. I'll get some. Oh, you buy a lot of condoms. I'm kidding, dude. Let's move on. Yeah, yeah. My penis is very thick. It wasn't even a bit. I was just throwing it out there.

I've got a fucking Coke bottle. I've got a straight up Pringles can. Whoa. So, so. I'm hanging Monterey energy drink. Oh my God. So, so what you're saying is uh so you have a house or an apartment? A studio apartment. A studio apartment. So do they poo and pee inside

the house? I'm just curious. Wait a second. Yeah, here we go. Okay. You've heard this a lot of time. Five rabbits in a studio apartment. Oh wow. Well it feels like you're already way ahead of this so having answered this question so many times tell me how you guys are staying married. Because we live in a studio apartment with five rabbits. Wait, wait, what? Are you just on? It feels like you both, do you both need more space? Do you both work outside of the house?

Oh yeah. So we, we work outside of the house, but we're, we sleep together in the same bed in with five rabbits. Not with five rabbits. Not with the rabbits. What was it? No, no, no, no, they have hutches. Yeah. There's a full blown hutch in your house.

Yeah, yeah, most of the house is a hutch. Yeah, yeah. I used to have a couple, but you know what I mean, a lot of space. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. What do you do about smells and counterbalancing smell quality

or air quality in the place where you sleep. So we open the windows and then every other day we have to clean the rabbits. Of course. Yeah. It's a lot of work. Yeah. Well you know, babies, a lot of work.

Yeah. But is it worth it? I mean, I don't know, because I've never owned a rabbit. I have four dogs and three cats. Oh, what the heck? I live in a house. That's okay. And I have a backyard. I could just open up the backyard. They all run out of there. It is that same thing though right? Like is it worth it right? The love that you get from a dog constitutes you grabbing its warm feces in a bag in your hand. Yeah my rabbits have little marble poops. You're so intimate with this dog, with this animal,

you better really love it, right? So it's usually like, yeah, that's worth it. Okay, you convinced me. I get the rabbits. But, you know, a real question about rabbits though, and I don't know if you know, have you met a rabbit? When I was a teenager, I had a rabbit and then I got two rabbits,

and then I eventually had to give them away. Why? Eventually it's just like I was doing things, traveling so much, couldn't care take them, couldn't care take them, that kind of stuff. But can you have a bond with rabbits? Like when rabbits, do they identify you and they run towards you by the name?

All the time. Wow, wow. Blueberry, yeah, this is the alpha bunny. It's a blueberry, yeah. Give me another name of your rabbit. Penelope. Penelope. Puffin. Puffin. Duck. Duck.

Fluffin. And Fluffin. Duck. Fluffin. And fluffin. Wow. Why do you name your animal after another animal? This is the autistic, he's a little bit autistic that way. Oh yeah, you just let him have it. That's sweet. All right, so we got a couple of pauses out there.

Give me some negatives of marriage. Oh. You really fucking have to check yourself in ways that are uncomfortable, because you're constantly holding the other person accountable for their efforts on behalf of your marriage. And as a result, you're constantly like, am I like, I'm being unreasonable, I'm the asshole. I didn't have to say that. I should have said that. Why didn't I just get that? You know, if I had done the thing I said I would do,

we wouldn't even be talking right now. You know what I mean? So you gotta check your, and also, oh, I promised I would be more patient. I promised I would not have a reaction. It's all things that I'm, personally, that I like to either exhibit or not exhibit, and I get called on it at a rate

that is sometimes really challenging. Mm. Mm. Did you get it? I did. You guys both are married. You're married a long time. It's probably the biggest negative,

but also a positive, I guess. But it's fucking excruciating. It's a positive, but man, it just, it hits you, well, cause when you really love somebody and when you're really that intimate with somebody, they can cut you deeper, faster than anybody. And especially when you're together a long time,

you'll have cumulative like emotions related to certain kinds of conflicts and your ability to resolve or not to resolve them together will be its own thing. And so, but it's constantly like back up in your face, are you doing it? Are you doing the work? Are you being cool? Are you doing what you're saying?

And it's a nightmare. I feel it. It's just sounds like a nightmare. But I'll tell you what it is, man. When you can really get it, when you really hit that harmony with your partner, it is like jazz, right? Like you have this expert musician

and you've been training with them and playing with them for years. And sometimes that fucking beat goes and you're like, yeah, this is us, we're magic together. So I'll never let that go. That's what I always fight for. You have children as well. We have a child, yeah.

One child, yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me one negative and then we'll move on from this section. I don't The five rabbit things yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel like I am what's the one negative I Just feel like I'm not I don't know if I have all the awareness there yet. You won't give me the anal anal Yeah, you know can be both a pro and a con thing, right? There we go. I've never done it, so let's move on from the anal thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not my thing. I don't like dark places. Sometimes snoring is hard. Sure. That's a negative? What the hell? I didn't know that we were going in with like Dr. Phil over here. I have no idea. Can we just talk about some of these things? I thought we were going to keep it light. Anal and snoring. Keeping it light. How's that working out for you. Obviously not bad. Obviously not great. What was the last fight about?

Oh, the last fight was about sweeping. Oh. I wanted to sweep. Yeah. And he wasn't doing it right. And then he's like, I'm taking the broom. And I was like, don't you take the broom. And then that was it.

That sounds like a control issue at its bay, at its root. Sucks. What the heck? Well, just that it's rude, it sounds like he wasn't doing it right. Yeah, I know. Already. That's on me.

Well, it is a little Yeah, for sure on you. Yeah, can you could, you, whoa. Well, I learned. No, no, no, but you can And now he sweeps. You guys can have a positive thing where it's like, hey, I see you wanna make that effort.

I really appreciate that you wanna sweep. I have to tell you, it makes me crazy. If you sweep this way, and it would help my brain if you just swept this way. Can you do that for me? And then I bet he would be like, I'd love to. And you won't have to scream, give me the broom. Yeah.

You're right. It's tough, it's tough, man. It's really fucking tough in there. I've been screaming about the, I'll scream about the fucking broom. You know what I mean? Oh, you scream about the broom. Yeah, and then I have to be like,

why'd you do that man? We already talked about this dude. Okay, so. And then I'm like Leo in, once upon a time in Hollywood, I'm like, if you could ask for that fucking broom, one more, I'm gonna kill you. Yeah, yeah.

Seth gets it. Yeah. All right. All right, I'm gonna ask another question about, if you don mind me too. Yeah, you have a question. Yeah, you go first I know it has a good already start recording I know this is how good we have nothing to do with what we're talking about. Yeah. Yeah, but let's let's see what it is I'm the same. Let's see you. You're brilliant Scooby-Doo. Let's go Do the Scooby-Doo impression wait, okay. Yeah, cuz he did some impressions I'm gonna do a little bit of a scrabble. I'm gonna do a little's see you, you're brilliant. Scooby Doo, let's go. Yeah, Scooby Doo's probably, please.

Do the Scooby Doo impression. Wait, okay, wait. Yeah, cause he did some impressions. I don't know what he was doing. No. Yeah, go ahead. Okay, wait, hold on. Was it a Scooby Doo? Shaggy.

Shaggy, all right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead. Literally, they're comfortable if you're trying to take his job. My bad, look. This is about marriage. You guys can agree with this too. You're not married. I know we're on the same boat bro. That sounds so... That sounds weird.

That hurt. We're on the same boat. But you're also in like several other boats at the same time. That's right. Go ahead. What do you guys deal with like the bowel movements? Oh yeah. What are you talking about? With the baby? No, like with you guys being married? Taking a poop. Yeah, we don't poop in the same room.

Oh. Does it smell? Does it smell? Do you think, does your smell, does hers smell? Are you scared to poop? This is the crazy, is that what you're curious about? Yeah. Like I'm a shy pooper, that's why.

Oh, you're a shy pooper? Yeah, I'm shy pooping. Listen, dude, when you're curious about? Yeah. Like I'm a shy pooper, that's why. Oh, you're a shy pooper? I'm shy pooping, too. Listen, dude, when you're married. What? On hotels, I have to, I can't use the restroom in the room. I have to go to the lobby. Yeah, I do that sometimes. And put the faucet on.

Yes. Yeah. Because nobody's in there. You do what you got to do, man. That may cause you other kind of trouble down the road. So you might want to really dig into why, why. Have you always been comfortable pooping in front of people?

So I started acting professionally when I was seven years old. And I got thrown into some of the most insane situations that human beings get thrown into. And no matter what is happening, you gotta say your fucking line when they call action. So I've gotten very good at compartmentalizing. I've gotten incredibly good about focusing on priorities

and things that have to do with shame or embarrassment. I cast those off as quickly as possible because, you know, as a comedian, you know, you gotta be shameless to be funny. And you have to let people see something familiar, even if it's embarrassing, to get the laugh. And so, you know, I'm not trying to take a shit in this porta body, and then let everybody else contend with it, but if I'm sharing a hotel room with people,

we'll just like take effort, we'll get a candle, we'll turn a fan on, we'll, one of my favorite tricks, this is a really dangerous trick, but it's really good, you know how sometimes you light a match? You can also like burn a tiny piece of toilet paper but you got to do it directly over the toilet or you might set the bathroom on fire. Or smoke a blunt in there. You don't you can't do that unless you turn the shower on with the door closed and have all of the vents open and you know what

I mean? Yeah. Because otherwise they're gonna notice the smoke alarm will go off and unless you're snoop you're gonna get kicked out of the hotel that is the best well what I did the other night because I had nobody would kick Snoop out of the hotel they'd be like is a fucking blunt up here Snoop would be like yeah no shit and they're like oh sorry mr. dog so I had a lady spend the night the other night and I've been I've been constipated for four days so then she gave me a tea some Asian tea oh and I boy do constipated for four days. So then she gave me a tea, some Asian tea. And boy do I regret drinking it.

My God, it was like Pompeii. And she was in the other room. She was in the other room. Do you have multiple bathrooms though? I do, but I have a housekeeper that lives downstairs. Okay, okay. You know what I mean? So, and the other.

You live in a housekeeper? Yeah. Incredible. Hello. Hello. Yeah incredible. Hello But anyway, she's kind of a family member. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Thank you. But anyway, um And I do a session in there and it's I don't know if you know this or not Also when you're when you constipated for like two or three days and then when you do release right? It's it's Niagara Falls not and I said that earlier but thank you for the idea thank you two different one is a controlled natural wonder and the other one is an iconic disaster

not the same one people go on their honeymoon and it's a weirdly contested territory space and the other one was the death of thousands of people. So anyway, when you're constipated, it just smells a lot more robust and pungent. Fermented. Fermented. Spent longer in your body. Yeah, in your body. So I did a sesh, I went into the thing, and I just looked at her in the eyes,

and I go, I'm just so sorry. Oh. And she goes, yeah, what do you mean? And I go, I wouldn't go in there for the next hour. An hour? And she goes, and I, you know I have a lot of clones. I did like Tom Ford. I did like an old school cool water.

And then you know I did some Issey Miyagi. An old bottle of Issey Miyagi. She just walked into 1990s Macy's at the Beverly Center. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did some old clones in there. And then eventually it mixes in and then you can colognes in there. That's nice. And then eventually it mixes in and then you can kind of get through it.

A musk. Yeah, a musky. A musk. Yeah, yeah. But very good question, Haimari. Would you like to do some of the impressions that you had earlier or no? Cash up, cash up, it's called money.

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Yeah, I'm musky. I'm musky. Yeah, yeah. But very good question, Heinrich. Would you like to do some of the impressions that you had earlier or no? Can I? You do whatever you want, man. I'm not easily offended.

Can you grade them? Yeah. Can I grade them? No, can you judge? Judge them? Rate them one through ten. Alright, sure. Well, Bobby, you do. I don't know anything. When you were doing it, I had no idea what you were referring to. You have to slate him and tell him what to do. And action. Is that what you want? Slate. Sound. Alright, Jaime's impressions, take one. Hey, this is Jaime as in Shaggy. Like man, Scoob, let's get out of here. It's not bad. I can hear the Shaggy in it. It sounds a little more like Morty from Rick and Morty. Wow.

Oh geez, Rick, you don't even like know. We're not even oh boy Is it like the first part that sounds like cuz shaggy so it's a fair. It's like a high like like like geez cube Like let's go out there and see if there's a sandwich. Oh. Oh my God. What?

Good, good, good, good. It's got the zoinks. This is like voiceover lessons. So try it again with the notes. I think I've also been practicing like far longer. Don't do this, don't do this, don't do this. I watched robot chicken since I was a kid, so. Yeah.

How old are you? Me, 29. I love that. Isn't that funny? Right? We made this show. People are like, I've watched that my whole life. Go ahead another one. I feel like I'm so deep in this guy's brain. I watched our show since you're a child We got you good buddy. I won't steer you wrong. No, it's Maybe the Trump one for him. Oh, that's Shaggy was Donald Trump and deporting buddy. I won't steer you wrong. No, it's fine. Do the Trump, maybe the Trump one for him? Oh, Shaggy was Donald Trump. And deporting immigrants, I think that's what you mean. That was one of the craziest prams. That's like such an unnecessary mashup. Like you could just do Trump and he's the...

Let's make a topical. Let's hear it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, man, let's demolish ICE. Seth, thoughts on that? Let's demolish ICE. Seth? Thoughts on the content? I don't think it needs because Trump is so funny on his own. Bobby, Bobby, I just have to tell you

I thought you're so interesting. You're such a man. You're also a little man. Not that that's a bad thing. I'd put you in my pocket. I would take Bobby Lee. Wow! The General Lee was a great vehicle the Duke's a hazard that was a show. You remember the show? Got a show for us that's what I did to Iran but not really.

I definitely busted those bunkers but not so much they were bunk beds. Everyone's having a good one. Oh, okay. I am orange. Oh my God. Laura. Very good, yeah, yeah. Was it just a shot? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's it. Do you do any impressions, Kat? Oh, yes. Just maybe come up with one and I'll try it. Fred Frenstone. Julianne Moore. Fred Frenstone. Julianne Moore. Julianne Moore.

Is that right? I tried to give it to you, but just because your natural speaking mannerism is so close to her that... Yeah. And then you gave her a British accent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Julianne Moore. You know who that is?

Yeah. Yeah, who is Julianne Moore? Yeah. You know Julianne Moore? You named me a movie, Julianne Moore. She's doing Andrew Yeah. Who's Julianne Moore? Yeah. Do you know Julianne Moore? You name me a movie Julianne Moore. She's doing Andrews for sure.

Yeah, you're. You know, I think you do good in British. How about this? You're the Queen's helper, right? Okay. And she needs to be at a meeting. Okay. Right?

So it's like. Oh, it's late for my meeting. It's late for my meeting. And then knock, knock. Yeah. Queen, it's you. Queen, it's you. Queen, it's you.

Queen, it's you. Queen, it's you. Queen, it's you. Queen, late for my meeting. And then knock knock. Yeah. Queen, it's time to go to your meeting. Hurry up. No, Julianne Moore was better. That's a little too abrasive. That was more witchy.

Yes, I've employed one of the deep. Channel Julianne Moore based on the photo to Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes have employed one of the deep yeah Channel Julianne Moore based on the photo to the Queen. I think she was trying to do this Spoonful oh no, that's um yeah, this is this is Mary Poppins is sound of music? Oh yeah. Doh, doh, a deer. You were going A? You go A. It's the alphabet song, right guys? Doh, a deer, a female deer, ray, a drop of golden sun.

Also Ray Donovan, I love that shit. Yeah. You know the rest? B, a name, I call myself, far along the way to run. Great movie, sound of music. D, a drink with jam and bread. Yes! V, a little boy.

A soul. Dough, a dough of, uh of, a dough of, no. What was the next one? Yeah, I mean you. Oh, that brings you back to dough. Dough, dough, dough. Dough, dough, dough, dough. I told you my.

Also years of musical theater. I played Kurt in Sound of Music. Oh, that's right. In high school room, I told you the story. And I go, when I got cast, I go, yeah, I know that Gary Rabb auditioned, he's white. They're like, yeah, I know that Gary Rabb auditioned, he's white. They're like, yeah, I think we'll make it different. I go, yeah, but I'm one of the kids, it's gonna be weird.

You know what I mean? We could have adopted. Yeah, yeah, but they wouldn't change the lines either. Oh, really? Yeah, so when, I remember the opening night, when we walked down the stairs, there was a three minute applause break once they saw me, of laughter.

I just looked like I didn't belong. And every time I would say, I'm Kurt, whatever the fucking line is, right? Huge laughter. I ruined the play. And then afterwards I go, as a kid I was like, please change the lines. Like, justify why I'm there. You know what I mean?

Like, we adopted him, you know what I know me or he plays out in the Sun too much I mean or he's got Down syndrome. Whatever am I whatever whatever it whatever it might be Put it in the line so that I don't get laughs every fucking time. I walk out of those fucking Don't you think I don't know I would have I would have like maybe I've been like god. I'm really killing this laugh How can I fucking stretch this I feel like every time I would have, I would have like maybe, I've been like, God, I'm really killing this laugh. How can I fucking stretch this? I feel like every time I talk, it's funny. What if I talk all the time? Like I would be definitely talking. Milk it.

Or maybe I should have done it through my accent. Like lean into it. Is it Kurt? I'm a Kurt. That's what you would do, right Seth? I'm Kurt, I'm a Kutin. I'm Japanese. do, right Seth? I'm kut! I'm a kutin! I'm Japanese! Right?

And just added the lines, improv-ed it. That's a great idea. That would have been very confusing. I love the idea of you singing like Do Re Mi with a hard accent. Do Re Mi, do re, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, a di do, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear just like the Osaka Sun oh we rewrite it but sing it right dear you mean a Japanese idea what's the next line me a name I call myself me a name but my Japanese name is also I you know what I mean? Me too.

I don't know. We'd have to figure it out. Why did you put your eyes on it? You were thinking, George. Well, the obvious is me so horny. Oh, me, oh me so horny. Yeah, that's good. You're right.

You're very good. Obviously. I mean, it's probably not going to go up at the high school like that, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you mean? Okay, let me ask you, you're. You think at the high school. You're a high school director, right?

And I did that. What would you say to me after? Bravo. I said me so horny, all that stuff. What would you say to me afterward? Hey, Bobby. Hey, John. Listen, obviously.

I thought it went well, I killed. I thought you did too. I have to tell you, that was hilarious. Thank you. Here's the downside. This show can't be hilarious. Okay, why? Because there's Nazis in it?

Yeah. Okay, yeah, well, they're barely in it. I don't disagree with you. Here's the thing, I love. What? He's so political. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. No, you're right.

Go ahead, John. Yeah, the Nazis talk too much. All right, oh, so you're the coach of the basketball team. What are you directing this play for? Yeah, go ahead. No, you're right. Go ahead, John. Yeah, the Nazis talk too much. All right. Oh, so you're the coach of the basketball team. What are you directing this play for? Yeah, what's going on? Thank you, Kimberly.

Thank you, Kimberly. Yeah, no worries. Chime in, Raul, because I got laughs. Raul, I got laughs. Chime in. I haven't, look, it's true. We haven't won a championship in five years. Yeah.

They're slowly trying to edge me out. Focus on that, maybe. Well, I have been. This is I think the job they're trying to give me so full disclosure my heart hasn't been into it but you're inspiring me Bobby. And I want to change this historic text that's been repeated. This could be your big shot. Exactly as if it was mammot. Well let me ask you this. Gary auditioned for Kurt. Why didn't you cast him?

Gary's gay. You know he's not good. Oh, you think my skills were better? Yeah. Oh dude, thanks man. Your audition was amazing. Oh dude, thanks. Like all this comedy, I think you're just,

I think you're even overreaching. Like you don't need to. This performance is so grounded. So I can just get a visual laugh. Maybe try the basketball team Yeah, you can you can work that. Oh really? Yeah, you guys don't know You think I Hanson Yang? Yeah, you think you could work? But do you think you'd play basketball too? Oh, oh you want to you're so fucking fast. Oh

So you want to make fun of oh you really think so? Yeah, buddy You want you want me to you know what John you know what I've known about you My career is on the fucking line Bobby. I'm looking at any kind of hero on the court Okay, and I think you could do it. I've seen you be great in this play. Am I getting fired from this play? No, we're both pulling alright, buddy, but what do you think Cindy? Kimberly I'm sorry Kimberly Kimberly, sorry, sorry. And you're doing a great Fratline Marie, Kimberly. She's doing great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think that if you just focused on your relationship to the character and just really buckled down, really just established. We just can't say me so horny. OK, we can say horny. That's my onlyny. Oh, okay, we got you. Yeah. John. That's my only note. And Raul, you're playing the dog, you know what I mean?

Yeah, and I don't know. John. I don't think there's a dog, you know what, John, hold on, John, I don't think there's a dog in the Son of Music. No, no, the principal has a new puppy that his wife is incredibly excited about and we promised we'd give the fucking dog a walk on.

Oh, okay, so. They're building a live party. All right. So very good barking. Yeah, but you guys you guys don't know what you're talking about. That was horrible. Oh, Gary did better. Whoa. See that kid Gary, Gary Oldman. Yeah. Yeah. Old man. Old man. Whatever his name is. Gary Oldman. He's gonna be a good actor. Can we break down this? Let's break down this improv real quick. Right, we're suddenly like 40 years in the past. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe longer, because Gary's like 66. Exactly, and you also, you went negative, right? You didn't agree. You know what I mean? You want me to agree? Well, all the rules of fucking improv is you're supposed to agree. So the world is built that I got it, and it just felt like weird. We were pieces of a pod.

Definitely went off track. Yeah, went off track a little bit, yeah. And then we all flew into space, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes and, but also, do we have a vehicle? Have any of us got any training? Do you still live in the same house? As what?

I'm gonna say something, okay? And maybe it's, but, I've never been to your house. Any of your houses throughout your life. That's probably true. But it 100% is. This might be the longest conversation we've had. I know, really. I know.

I think it is. Wait, what's the history for the audience? I met him at MAD and always thought he was awesome. Yeah, yeah. Like it's as simple as that. And so I've seen everything that he's done ever since. And whenever I see him, I'm like, oh Bobby. It's always brief conversations always loving we'll see each other at a club at a comedy club or at like an event

And be like oh this Bobby to see you. Yeah, you know what I mean? But we never get to like hang out or do anything. So you're a comic-con. Yeah. Yeah, you saw your comic-con You're with I forgot your wood, but we hugged. Yeah, I've briefly Yeah, and we just kind of move on our what mirror way which is sad to. Makes me hurt. Makes me sad. I know, it bugs me out too. Well that's why I hug you like a little extra. You do, really do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll stay in there.

And the other day you were with Lillard, I did a show with him once. Yeah, I love that. I love Matthew Lillard. Oh, he's one of the best people in the world, yeah. Matthew Lillard, great guy. To talk about Shaggy, was it any Shaggy? He's Shaggy.

Yeah, he is Shaggy. He's been a bunch of Shaggy, but he's also in Mike Flanagan's new movie, and you know, Lillard's just an extraordinary actor. Just an extraordinary actor. I've loved him for as long as I've seen him on film. And he is in this new movie with Mike Flanagan and he's unbelievable.

What's the movie called? God, what is the movie called? It's, fuck, I'll never come up with it. Somebody's got it for me though. Carrie? You'll find it for me. No, no, it's coming out, fuck, I'll never come up with it. Somebody's got it for me, though. Carey? You'll find it for me. No, no, it's coming out. Okay, you don't.

It's about to come. So, Kephart, when a name comes up and you don't know who they are, you don't have to verbally go, who the fuck is that? You don't have to whisper it into your mind. Yeah, you don't have to go, who is it? Oh, he's so cute. Okay, what's he been in?

He's been in Scooby-Doo. No, I know, we just said that, though. Give me another thing. And he was also in the show on Netflix with the woman with the big boobs. Good wife, good, good, the women. She played the husband. It's called Good Girls.

Yeah, yeah. She's talking about Christina Hendricks. Oh yeah. Oh right. And I guess that description's accurate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's also an Emmy nominated actress. Yeah, but. Extraordinary. Is that Matthew in it? Wow. accurate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's also an Emmy nominated actress. It's extraordinary. Yeah, yeah.

Is Matthew in it? Wow. Yeah. Yeah. He's on screen. Yeah, I did a pilot with him called, they tried to do Problem Child. What?

So he's gonna remake Problem Child? No, they did it. They did a pilot. Oh, it's a show? And me and Matthew were in it. Get the fuck, were you the dog catchers? What are you? No, no, no, he was the father of the kid And I played

Like Matthew's best friend who babysit. I mean I was a serious regular obviously the show didn't go But that's how I met Matt was the kid funny. Did they can't use it really good Yeah, he became young Sheldon or be Sheldon or whatever his name. Oh, wow, I think same kid Well, what no, I don't think it's the same kid. I don't remember, but the kid's doing fine. Right on time. Yeah, yeah. The reason why I bring up your house

is because I heard there was a tree house in your house. Is that true? My old apartment. There we go. I owned a condo for years, and I bought it when I was 17, and then rented it out to several people, and then moved back into it in the early 2000s.

And I just, I was like, I can't move back into my teenage apartment in my 20s. It feels like a bit of weird regression. And so I just gutted the whole place and turned it into a really special place to come back to. Because at that time I was traveling so much and I didn't need a lot. And so, you know, like a one bedroom condo

with a loft is all I needed. And at the time I had bought a apartment in New York and then was trying to get that renovated and spend time there. And instead I turned this place in LA into just something really fucking cool. I was like, oh I could paint these posts of the loft to look like a tree and I was like, I actually know people. So I called a guy I know who does visual special effects for the last 30 years and I was like, hey

man how do I turn this loft into a into like a tree house and we did that and so you'd walk into the apartment and you'd, there's like a little curtain because you step in, I didn't want every person who delivered me anything to see this ridiculousness I'd spent my money on. But if you were a guest, you could walk in and it's just like a very safe, calm, like cool hangout. I had a pool table, a ping pong table. I always had the fridge stocked if I had people over.

And I would have like 20, 30 people over at a time. Yeah, so I would hear on the streets, friends, dude, Seth's house. I go, what? It's a tree house? And they would, but not in a negative way. It was like, it's so fucking dope. And you would hear it, and you're,

I think back even when he had it, there was no internet, I couldn't look it up, right? So you would just have to just, people would describe it, describe it. And I would always go, oh my God, that seems so fucking amazing. It was, it's smaller than anybody could imagine. It was like 1,200 square feet. Wow. You know, but it was, it's smaller than anybody could imagine. It was like 1200 square feet.

Wow. You know, but it was, it's sort of the way you shape it. And then I chose a lot of specific materials and painted in places and. Did you ever get invited to the Dreamcast? Ha ha ha. Well, cause I don't think we knew each other the same. It's like now we're.

Yeah, yeah. Well, there's a couple of things. You would have had to been really into ping pong. Cause we were... I'm a ping pong... Ask him, ask, who am I, what am I good at? Are you good at ping pong? Ping pong.

I'm a ping pong guy. So here's the thing, eventually Claire and I are gonna move back into our house. We've had our house renovated for, it's taken... Will you still have the condo? No, I sold it. I sold it about when we got married, I guess. So then, the person that bought it, they re... No, this was the greatest thing sold it. I sold it about when we got married, I guess. So then, the person that bought it, they re-

No, this was the greatest thing about it. I had a realtor and they were like, ah, maybe you consider like white wall. And I was like, no, no, no, no, guys. This is, someone's gonna buy this place exactly. And I wound up having three people bid against each other. And so it's the same? I think so, yeah.

I mean, it's years ago. It would be heartbreaking if they changed it. It would be insane. Yeah, they, I can't imagine. It would be heartbreaking if they change it. It would be insane. Yeah, they I doubt I can't imagine It would take so much effort to change it. Oh, yeah. I mean I would literally buy that way too Yeah, a tree house looking place. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did it for them Yeah, like Lord of the Rings II. Is that Lord of the Rings II or no? It was it's a little Sleepy Hollow like it had it's just all of it was a little spooky.

And because all these artists are like genuine VFX nerds, they hid a bunch of shit in it. So there's four trees that hold up the loft and each one of them had some kind of a surprise in it. Wow. I want to also bring this up. I don't know, it was a memory. It was a memory when I was younger.

It was the first time I ever saw you, I think, on something. It was, I think, a KFC commercial. It was a commercial. Oh, like a burger commercial. A burger commercial. The Cha-ching commercial. What was it? The Cha-ching.

Yeah, it was, when you watch a commercial, right? My bad. You know, you've seen commercials on television, right? Yeah, I've seen them, yeah. It never sticks out watch a commercial, right? You know how you've seen commercials on television, right? Yeah, I've seen them, yeah. It never sticks out in your mind, right? No, the Tempur-Pedic one does sometimes. Why? With the wine glass.

Oh. Oh, because of the physics? Yeah. Uh-oh. Right? Yeah, you get impressed by physics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I'm talking about is an actor in it.

Oh. Right, I remember, yeah, this. Whoa. Dude, when yeah, this. Whoa. Dude, when I saw this as a youngster, I went, who is this kid? They let you do this? Did you read this way? No, this director and I had done

a bunch of commercials together already, Mark Story. And he called me for this, he was like, we're gonna have a great time. Wait, Mark Story did this? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, this was a million years ago. I think I had just turned 17 when we did it. But we had already done like three other commercials together

when that commercial came up. And he was like, you, we're gonna do this. And he's like, what are you doing? I go, I'm studying Nikito. And he's like, oh, show me, show me everything you got. Cause it was this whole joke about like, well, how do we punctuate this and make it funny? And I was like, what do you want me to do?

Wrestling? What do you want me to drop kick him? He's like, yeah, whatever. We'll shoot everything. That's awesome. Look at that spin kick. Incredible. I was practicing. And the hat just stays on your head. That was anchored into the...

In the 90s. This was like 92 maybe. Yeah. 92. Yeah. The other movie, the dance, the movie where you have sex in the bathroom with the- Oh yeah, Can't Hardly Wait.

I love that movie. Oh thanks. Yeah. Can't Hardly Wait. Hardly Wait. Yeah. It's one of the, Jennifer Love Hewitt's and that. Is Court McCowan in that?

That sounds so familiar, is Court in that? Is Court McCowan in Can't Hardly Wait? I know that name, is he in that movie's court McCowan in can't hardly wait know that name is he in that movie I don't know if he is No, it's something know that he's another one called Not another teen movie. It's another teen movie. It's called. Oh, no, I meant the movie not another teen movie Is that a movie with Anna Faris and yeah. Can't Buy Me Love. Oh no, that's Courtney Gaines. Yeah, Court McCowell was in Can't Buy Me Love.

Not your, yeah. Oh, is he the football player? Yeah. Shit. How do you remember? I knew that name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, cause I didn't work that night,

but I stayed to watch them filming that scene. It was such a great scene. Oh, you were in that too? Can't Buy Me Love? Yeah. Yeah, I'm the little brother in that. Oh, wow! I think I had just turned 14. Wow, Can't Buy Me Love, yeah.

Yeah, so court was in that. Yeah, but, so you've been working as a baby. I started working when I was seven. Oh my, so you've always been in it? Yeah. What was your first job? I did commercials. I did a ton of commercials.

What was your first commercial? The first commercial. I did a ton of commercials. What was your first commercial? The first commercial was a John Denver record, industrial record promotion. I don't even think it was like something that was aired on TV. You guys, you don't realize, so when I first moved to LA in the 90s, I probably did 30 commercials. You could make a liiiiiiiving dude. I hustled commercials all day. All day. It got to the point where I would go to a commercial audition and I wouldn't even have to wait in line.

They were just like, you're... No, because I had booked like five nationals in a year or something. So then I remember showing up, they're like, oh no, Bobby goes first. Right, Bobby, get in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was so cool. That's how I met Kevin Christie from The Comedy Story, Eric Stone Street. I mean, there was like a bunch of kids back then where I met... What's this? That's how I met Kevin Christie from the comedy store, Eric Stone Street, I mean there was like a bunch of kids

back then where I met, what's this? That's yours. That's not me. Is this your logo? This is, are you sure it's not you? Oh, it's me! It's not you. Yeah, that is me, that is me.

Oh my. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you would be able to like. And you know, when you're hustling commercials, man, you know what they want. And if you're like, I'm willing to give it to you, you'll get all of those commercials. Because sometimes you're just like, and I knew all these kids who were working drama jobs too, or working other jobs, and they're like, I'm not doing these fucking commercials.

They'd have the attitude of, I'm going to fill in out this, taking this Polaroid out. I was like, I'm going to take this Polaroid and I'm going to color some crazy shit on it. They're like, we got Baski out in the waiting room. You know what I mean? I'm not trying to do anything. Why are you holding a drumstick dancing? It's chicken, it's chicken, dude. And the whole campaign is crazy for the chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You gotta look how crazy these people are for the chicken. If you don't believe that this motherfucker's crazy for chicken, he's not getting that job. But no, you believe in money. Yes. Yeah, so when you're poor and desperate, you're like, chicken, chicken, chicken in chicken. This motherfucker's crazy for chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not getting that job. But no, you believe in money. Yes. Yeah, so when you're poor and desperate,

you're like chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't give a fuck. Don't do that, don't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't care. I just eat everything. Don't do that. You know, chicken.

I love chicken, dude. You know, chicken. I'll do anything for chicken. I mean, any product you're like, I need this money because I have no money, right? And you're like, and I'm SAG, I finally got into SAG, right? So it's like, I could get this and then you get it. And that call, do you still get high off of calls?

Yeah. The avail call or you got it? No, this is happening. You're gonna go to work. You're gonna make this thing you know this is happening you're gonna. Go you're gonna. Go to work Yeah, you're gonna make this thing whatever it is that you're excited about when they're like no you get to do it You're just like fuck. Yes. Yeah, really yeah, and then and then I'm immediately like all right well. Let's get the fuck to work Yeah, yeah, yeah, no I turned something down two weeks ago. Do you still do turn things down? Yeah? Yeah, is it hard? Yes, it's so hard

It is because whatever it is yeah turn things down? Yeah. Yeah, is it hard? Yes. It's so hard. It is because whatever it is, even if you don't like it, even if you don't have the time, even if you can't do it, even if you don't like the people, you're still like, fuck, this is a thing though. I don't need that part.

There's that part of me that's always thinking this would be the last thing that you ever get to do. Or you do it and it's the greatest thing in the world. Yeah, I just got to work on a movie that was really nice. It's the first time in a while I've gotten to go on location and make a movie and really think about it. Are you talking about her now? I think so, yeah.

It's currently called The Highest Stakes. The Highest Stakes. But it hasn't got. Who's in it? It's me, it's Dylan Walsh, it's Kevin Dillon, which I know a lot of Entourage fans will be excited to see us reunite on camera. We don't fist fight guys, I'm sorry. What is it like?

I mean, we're working with old friends, it's so fun. It's great. There's also a guy I love named Charlie Weber, who's on How to Get Away with Murder, he's great in it. An actress named Chloe Fox. Where'd you guys shoot? We were in Bulgaria. Bulgaria?

I've shot, where did I shoot? Not Bulgaria. Prague? I shot in Hungary once. Hungary, Hungary. Yeah, I shot in Hungary once. Hungary's wonderful. It was, it was really cool.

Did you get to go around and see any of the stuff? Yeah, I spent like two months there, or like a month and a half, it was so fun. Did you go to the capitals and the palace and all that? All that stuff. And it was like, it was the pandemic. Just go to like the capitals and the palace and all that. All that stuff. And it was like, it was the pandemic and everyone had to be in a bubble. So it's like, you kind of hung out with the,

you know what I mean, with the people. Sure. And then I never saw any of those people again. Yeah. It's kind of the summer camp that happens. Movie making though. Kat, one day you'll be in a movie.

Yeah. And you're gonna be somewhere in some foreign land. Okay. And you're gonna spend every waking moment with these people. So cool., and you're gonna be somewhere in some foreign land, and you're gonna spend every waking moment with these people, and then you're gonna get, oh, this is a new level of friend. Like, I'm at another level, and then when you get back to LA, you'll never see them again.

Well, I will say this, I will say this, both versions of that are possible. Okay, go ahead. Because there's always, there's rare instances, the thing is you'll never not know each other. Yeah. Right, so if you run into each other, you will always have that point of connection, which is incredibly sincere and easy to revisit whenever you run into that person. But it is, it is kind of a truth that, you know, you could work with a hundred people and then never see any of them for the rest of your life. But I've been in kind of a truth that you could work with 100 people and then never see any of them for the rest of your life. But I've been in this business long enough

that I see a lot of the same people. Yeah, you do. Over time, I've seen a lot, like this director or this cameraman or this lighting person or this makeup artist or even these performers. You just wind up seeing all the same people. Anybody that doesn't die and doesn't quit, you got a chance to run into them again. Yeah, you also seems like somebody that doesn't have and doesn't quit, you got a chance to run into them again.

Yeah, you also seems like somebody that doesn't have like conflicts with people. Enemies, I'm real easy to get along with. Yeah, you're like, yeah. You gotta have some very egregious violations for me to be like, hey man, I don't think we should hang out together. I mean, have you been in a situation

where a director talked to you in a certain way where you had to go, hey man, don't talk to me like that. I've had that. I've definitely been on sets where I've seen things happen that I've felt the need to get in the mix. Oh, I see, I see, I see. And say, hey, hey, hey, guys, no, we're not gonna do that. Or whatever it is, you know what I mean?

Is that like a sexual thing? It can take any shape. Is it back to the ass always? It can take any shape. I say, hey, hey, hey, guys, no, we're not gonna do that. Or whatever it is, you know what I mean? Is that like a sexual thing? It can take any shape. Is it back to the ass all the time? It can take any shape. If somebody's being inappropriate, if somebody's making someone else uncomfortable, whatever shape that takes.

I'll get in the mix. There was a director by Joe, a guy by, he directed me to a couple things, Joe Pitca, have you heard of him? I know that guy, yeah. I don't know if we ever worked together. He was a screamer, right? Completely unacceptable. But when you're a young, a screamer? I know that guy, yeah. I don't know if we ever worked together. He was a screamer, right? That's completely unacceptable.

But when you're a young, a screamer? Yeah, that's unacceptable. Yeah, but when you're a young guy, you don't know, you can't just go, hey man, I don't like your town. No, no, I took a lot of fucking yells at until I realized that like, oh, this guy's not a professional at all. Oh, oh, so you have been yelled at

but you haven't said anything? Oh, yeah, yeah. Especially when you're young, especially people who yell, they need to yell at you. Oh, right. Yeah, you're not gonna fucking say at, but you haven't said anything. Oh yeah, yeah. Especially when you're young, especially people, the people who yell, they need to yell at you. Oh right. Yeah, you're not gonna fucking say anything, are you? And I need to yell right now. I feel ineffectual and I haven't prepared correctly

and I'm so upset about it, everyone's telling me I'm bad at my job. You're bad at your job, that's what I say. You're bad at your fucking job. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've had that. There's no, you don't deserve that, Bobby. Well, we've talked about it, but even recently, I was on an episodic, you know what I mean?

And there was a screamer, and I just went to the producers and I go, yeah, I know I'm reoccurring on this, but next time, I can't work with this guy. I didn't say anything, you know what I mean? But it's just too much. Why are people yelling? That's part of their personality sometimes. Sometimes it is.

It's a part of their personality. But like, I just, I'm too old now, and I'm just like, I don't need it. You know what I mean? Yeah. Which is a blessing. It is the most wonderful place to get to. I know.

Isn't it great? What, you don't need it? I feel like, I don't know if it was exactly 50, but it was somewhere around 50 that I was like, I'm good. I don't care. Dude, me too. Dude, how old are you now?

51. Yeah, I'm 53. You look great. I don't, I both look great. Oh, I know that neither of us are soliciting. I'm just letting you know. I think you look great too. I think you look great too.

Oh, thanks man. Really great, thanks. Sunscreen. Beautiful hair. And small. Yeah, right? Yeah, we have youthful, small, dude. I think you look great, too. Oh, thanks, man. Really great. Thanks. Sunscreen. Beautiful hair. And small. Yeah, right? Yeah, youthful, small.

Yeah, they both have beautiful hair. Everyone's like, let me check that ID. And I'm like, oh, this old thing? Yeah. Yeah. But at 50, I think you're right, at 50 I went, okay, I'm done. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I'm still gonna work. Me too. As hard as I can. Me too. I still have so much passion for all of the things that I'm excited about. Mm-hmm, but the bullshit the like Helping somebody get over whatever the thing is It's like you got to work that out and then come to me when you know What the fuck you're doing because I'm operating at a very high level at this point

And I really only want to work with like-minded people My next question for you guys at a very high level at this point and I really only want to work with like-minded people. Wow. My next question for you guys. Dude, there was 10 times he went. Oh, good. This is good. See you both know when to wait and when to jump in. What's the question?

Because I don't want to interrupt, but like you already answered, but the question was like... But that was my next question. Okay. Because I don't want to interrupt but like you already answered but the question was like But that was my next question, okay Well, it's a couple questions but Like You guys been in this business so long you guys still have like the passion like going into work and like long you guys still have like the passion like going into work and not only doing it for just a money but doing it for you're gonna be able to cut this clip it'll be fine he'll have asked the question yeah yeah and then we'll both

say wow thanks I mean yeah we'll figure it out yeah yeah who's editing this I still can't get over the fact that we more matching t-shirts like what the fuck is this? Wow! I know matching t-shirts and blue jeans we both woke up today we're like you know what feels right? Yeah. Is that raw denim? Raw denim? Raw denim? Yeah. You mean a brand of raw denim or like a kind of denim? It's a kind of denim. I'm not familiar with that. Okay, you know what, Kat, I don't know what you're doing right now, but let's address it, okay? Okay. Okay, so I like raw denim, okay?

Have you heard of raw denim? Which is raw denim. People don't know what raw denim is. I'm not familiar with the term raw denim. Okay, so it's- But it does feel like a seismic subject change. I feel like Jaime's still waiting for his answer. Jaime's still waiting.

Well, he already answered the question. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He still has passion. We were watching Terms of Madea and Deere Madea and all of a sudden now we're watching fucking Mad Max. That's what it feels like. Guys, Madea Halloweenearment and all of a sudden now we're watching fucking Mad Max. That's what it feels like. Guys Madea Halloween just started Okay, yeah, yeah, so we'll address to know we'll address the denim but but let's go to

Hi mate, go ahead. Got more questions. Oh, yeah Ron Denim He already answered because he said that he... I do. And I feel I see the same in you, but you could answer. How do you... Do you still feel passionate? Do you still really enjoy performing? Even coming into this podcast, are you like, hey, this is a great chance for us to make

awesome entertainment? Well, I don't view this as a job really. Yeah. I view this as just job really. Yeah. Yeah, I view this as just people getting together talking. Yeah. It's my way of connecting with old friends, meeting new people, and it really doesn't, well also I don't really do any work they do.

You know what I mean? I've set up a system where I- But everybody's paid and acceptable. Yeah, and I trust them. And the cash flow of the show, because of the scope of this production, it affords everyone's salary. Yeah, yeah.

And we went to Hawaii together as a family. George wasn't there, but everyone else went to Hawaii. It was a family. You were new, you didn't go, but everyone else went. A couple of weeks ago, we had a beautiful time on the beach. I didn't go there. Yeah, I missed the invite. Maybe next time.

Yeah, yeah. And then, what's the and which island? And about a month ago about the go I did a movie and I whenever I see the title of the movie people laugh Because it sounds bad, right? But I did it because I did it because I was in a movie called sex drive. Mine's worse Yeah, mine was called karate ghost Eat sex drive. Yeah. hits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got hair hits. Yeah, mine was called Karate Ghost. Yeah. Yeah. Beat sex drive. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, but no, the thing was nobody saw the title sex drive and was like, I can't wait to see that. I could see a lot of people going Karate Ghost. Yeah. I'm going to check that out. But I did because I'm friends with Jim Belushi. Uh-huh. And Jim was doing it.

He's like, hey, you should do it too. So I did it. Steve Howie's in it. So there's friends of mine, you know, Steve Howie. Yeah, it'd be funny, yeah. And the movie was actually fun to do, it was in Canada, the money was great, it was a short amount of time, right? So I did it, so I'll do things where it makes sense,

the thing that I turned down was actually a more elevated thing, but it didn't like the part. Yeah, good. I've done so many parts, like the part that they offer me. It's one scene, two lines, but chunky lines, and that's it. And I'm like, my whole career has been one scene in a movie and I'm now wanting to maybe do a third or fourth lead. And I've never had that opportunity really.

I actually, I've done some independences last year that have been that, but it's like, I think it's nice to go, you know what, I'm done with this chapter of doing a scene stealing kind of a thing. And I wanna be able to do a movie where I'm a character in a movie throughout the things, telling a story. And that's where I'm at. I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting that.

You look at an actor like Alfred Molina who has gotten to play extraordinary roles and still feels comfortable because of that to take roles in things like Spider-Man or take a very small role in something like the Big Short where he just has one scene that is such a big scene, they're like, we need Fred to do this. It's okay to be a pinch hitter, but I agree with you that if you don't say, this is what I wanna do, no one is gonna be suggesting it on your behalf.

And also those parts, like in Alec Baldwin and Glenn Glare and Glenn Ross is a, you know what I mean, a chunky, you know what I mean, vital scene. Mine's like, hey dude, I'm gonna go smoke weed. You wanna come with? At a party. You know what I mean?

I mean, that's not gonna do anything. You know what I mean? So it's like, for me, you know, like that scene in Harold and Kumar was a pretty funny scene as a kid raising my hand, asking those questions and stuff like more. I just want more, you know what I mean? And I want to be seen in a different light, that's all. You know what's so hard about being seen is you typically need to create the circumstance

under which people can see you that way. That's what I'm doing, yeah. It is, it's incredibly challenging, right? But it's ultimately up to you. I have a couple of really good projects that people can see me in, and I'm really excited about that. I'm excited about that. I'm excited That's what I'm doing. Yeah, it is. It's incredibly challenging, right?

But it's ultimately up to you. I have a couple of really good projects that people want to do that I'm the lead. And there's great people attached. And it's happening. You know what I mean? And all because of the podcasting and my visibility and the stand-up and all that stuff has all helped it.

You know what I mean? So it's like, I am moving, but also at the end of the day guys, and this is the truth, I could also get the fuck out and I'm done. I really, I mean really. What does that look like? Hawaii.

It looks like I have this fantasy of either going to San Diego, that's where I'm from, and just like kind of buying a little house and yard, my animals, go to a lot of AA meetings because I'm a sober guy, you know what I mean? Do stuff, like do community stuff and just be more, just live a regular life, you know what I mean?

It's like. Maybe paint? I'm not a painter. Yeah, yeah, that's me for you. You know what I've always thought about doing is maybe going to culinary school. Oh, that would be fun. Because I really like, you know, I like cooking shows. Yeah. And I like I go to all the good restaurants. Yeah. All right. But Seth, do you have anything to promote? Let me just say this, by the way. This podcast. Oh, this is,

yeah, we made a I don't want to interrupt your thought. Can I can we? Let's watch this first time. Well, hi, May. What are you doing on Sunday, July 20th at 1130 p.m. On Adult Swim? Robot chicken self-discovery special premieres why Wow, you do his voice. I do I know but like you do it That's always my favorite thing, performing on cue. Thanks so much for announcing a task, and then I just jump in and do it. No problemo, homie.

Try it, go. Like, man. That's all I can say. This is such an insane special. Yeah, this special's out of control. The whole premise here is just reality television. That's reality television. We just deep dive reality TV.

That's fair. Cause, oh my gosh, and Guy Fieri, do you know? I love him. I met him. I fucking love him. Love him too. Love him. Yeah.

I was so impressed. Like I know him obviously from, from pop and whatnot, but then he came in to record our show and was so impressed. Like I know him obviously from pop and whatnot, but then he came in to record our show and was just awesome. Like cool, down to earth. Lock eyes with him. Aim for it. Logs eyes.

Whenever I talk to him, he lock eyes. Sometimes they don't lock eyes. Steven Seagal doesn't lock eyes. Well, he's a man. Guy of Fury doesn't. Yeah, cause he's looking, he knows. He gives you any kind of inn you're of in, you're going to kill him. Have you met Seagal?

I don't know if I have. I feel like if I did, it was in the very early 90s. I loved Seagal. Me too. I loved Seagal. Then there's a moment, Breckenmire and I went to see, the glimmer man in the theater. And I don't know if you remember this, but it was like Keenan Ivory Waynes and Keenan was like still doing action star stuff yeah and then it's it's Seagal and it was Seagal's first foray into like silk pajamas as his wardrobe yeah and he's just wearing it's so fucking crazy and he's clearly put on so much weight Everything looks like it's effort guys are like running at his his arm. It was so bananas

There's a scene where they're like they have to climb a building In bracket turfs he's like I can't I'm not gonna make Wow, wow, that's all I think about when I think about Seagal. He'll never lock eyes with you, but the whole point is Guy Fieri is so funny in this special and so game for it. What's it did again? It's July 20th. He actually voiced it?

Yeah. Nice. Yeah, did his voice. It was amazing. And of course, it's like shocking. Oh, this guy's talented on camera, right? He's got multiple businesses on camera. It's obvious. He's very good at it So there's a kick in that flavor. I like watching

Very funny. He did a couple other voices for us. You're so talented. Oh, can I one more question? I really like you Mr. Green. Yeah Your part in entourage. Yeah, was that like Improvised or no, no, no, no. So, well, yeah, the only thing that got improvised was like some of the insults. Like some of the insults. But when we that show. So I've known Kevin Connelly since we were little kids. We both did commercials together out in New York.

This kid and I have known each other forever. This is where it just freezes. This freezes right about that very first second because this is the most ridiculous, this freezes right here. second because this is the most ridiculous. We're free straight right here. So. That girl's so candid. So many things happening here.

So they said to me, first we did the thing on the roof of the palms and we were just having funny, like, because Kevin and I have known each other forever and we're like kind of making fun of each other. Yeah. And Doug, the creator of the show is like, do you guys know each other? I'm like, yo, what if we fucking hate each other?

And I was trying to think of reasons like why I would hate this guy. And I thought just the fact that I'm an actor making movies and there's a movie star, Vinny Chase, and this guy is his buddy from fucking Long Island and the foe from Queens Avenue, okay. And you're his manager, thank you. I'm gonna take your offers very seriously.

Oh, you're producing something? That's so sweet, E. You know what I mean? So I was trying to find some way to hate him. And then they came up with the premise of the girlfriend that like Emmanuel Shariki Sloan was a girl that he's dating and they were like, you maybe dated her before.

And I was like, did I date her or do I just have like a weird, disturbing crush on her? So we painted this whole history of like, she and I knew each other when we were kids because her dad's an agent and I like met her because I had the same way I met Tori Spelling. I worked with her dad and he was like, oh, you should meet my teenage daughter.

And I was like, what's up, Tori? It's all the same shit. So this is the premise that I'm in Eric's ear the whole weekend about like, what's up, boy? It's all the same shit. So this is the premise that I'm in Eric's ear the whole weekend about like, yo, tell your girlfriend, I said hello. Everything about this version of Seth Green is supposed to be just like a piece of shit. Can I see the scene?

This is really, but this particular freeze frame, they were like, you need an entourage. And you need an entourage. So we picked all these people from Vegas. I was like, oh, this guy's my guy. And then they were like, you need a entourage. And you need an entourage. So we picked all these people from Vegas. I was like, oh, this guy's my guy. And then they were like, you need a girlfriend. Pick out a girlfriend. And so they had like seven women.

And I looked at the one girl, she was the most tan possible. We all called her super tan. And she had like the whitest of white hair. Well, she's not a black girl? Yeah. No, that is a white woman. That is a white woman?

Yeah, she's from Encino. Wow. This is so silly. So this taught an entire generation of kids to think that I'm an asshole in real life. Because so many people grew up on Entourage and they didn't know me from any other movies and they just saw me playing Seth Green.

And I said to Doug, fuck man, if we had called this guy any other name, I could have won an Emmy. But because it's me, one's ever gonna notice that. They're just like, hey, fuck that guy. Seth, I have to say we, this was great. You and I together? Yeah. No, no, great. Yeah. It was lightning.

Yeah. In a ball. It was great. I know Bobby. I've seen it in so many parking lots. Maybe we'll get on stage together. It felt so good. Easy, right? Oh yeah. Funny. Funny man.

Yeah, funny, right? Funny man. Entertaining. I thought the four of us was good. I thought the four was good. Yeah, Kat, great job, by the way. First time, good job. I feel like you really jumped into the fire both feet.

I appreciate it. I was talking about the anal thing. Are you? You feel bad about it? I feel like I'm scared for the question. We're going to keep it in. We're going to keep it in. I'm just saying about the anal thing. Are you? You feel bad about it? No regrets. I'm scared for the question. No regrets. Just think about it on the next time

you do a show, like what your first grabs are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no regrets. Like what happened happened. I wouldn't cut a thing. OK. Thoughts on Jaime? You seem really sweet, dude.

And I appreciate your sincerity. And you don't have to be so shy. OK. Can I ask for advice? Yeah, go ahead. No, I didn't think you were an asshole in that. I didn't. Really? That shy. Okay. Yeah. Can I ask for advice? Yeah, go ahead. No, I didn't think you were an asshole on that. Really? That's not advice.

That's not advice. No, I know, I know. I'm leading. I asked for advice, not giving advice. No, I'm leading. Just get to the advice. I'm leading to it, but like, I knew like... Quick diversion, real quick.

I just want to talk about Raw Denim from... Like, I knew what Entourage was. It's just a show and I knew you were playing a part. Yeah. I never thought you were like an a-hole. Even when Bow Wow threw me through a table. It was funny, man. Yeah. Just a vice because I love your like robot chicken.

We... I couldn't watch it, but I will watch it like when it was DVR and stuff. Yes. But yeah, I like robot chicken. We, I couldn't watch it, but I will watch it. Like when, you know, it was DVR and stuff. But yeah, I like doing voices. I like doing improv, but like you have any advice for me? Like to get started in comedy and improv and that stuff. The best thing about the current state of distribution is you can get anything in front of anybody. And so my best advice to anybody

is make the stuff you wanna see. Show yourself in the way you wanna be seen. Nobody is looking for you. Nobody is like looking over their desk, trying to figure out what Jaime's up to. You gotta make, you gotta be loud. You gotta get out there in a way that is not off-putting,

but in a way that lets people know, oh, this guy can do this job, maybe I should hire him to do that job. And the two, there's no, all of the way that corporate has swallowed itself, there's no individuals on the other side of that money. Like the stuff that you can do with your friends for free, that you can just throw up on YouTube

or put out through some other thing, that's where you have any sense of control. If you're trying to grab those brass rings, the boxes you have to check just to get in line are fucking crazy. And then when you even get in the mix with people to get something on screen versus not just developed or paid for or even like wholly produced. To get something distributed, it is a whole different game. So don't focus on that. You're doing it now.

This is it. You're already like doing it. This is it, dude. Good job. And also, you know, Andrew and I have a Hulu animated show. You don't think we wrote you a character? We already did. Oh, shit.

You know what I mean? If it gets picked up, because when you do an animated show the fucking pilot's five minutes long. Yeah, whatever the presentation is. Yeah, the presentation. So if it gets picked up, we already have the role for you. All right, so shut the fuck up, you know? I'm grateful. No, no, you are. And this is it. Just do what you're doing. I know that sounds silly and it's a little unsatisfying because you just imagine what's on the other side of success,

like however you categorize success, but this is it. Just being able to make shit. This is it, you're young. Just being able to like put something out there, that is success. Live in the moment, baby. Like man. Amen.

I'm gonna keep doing it. He practiced it. Give Seth a round of applause, that was fucking awesome. Woo! Oh. That was... You're married? Oh yeah, sorry. Wow. Sorry about that. Damn, and you guys dated? That's crazy. When, where was my invite? To the marriage? To the wedding. Oh. I like weddings. Do you really? Yeah. We could have performed. Especially for my exes. Whoa. So I can confess my real love to them. I object. Are you one of those guys? Yeah. How would that performed. Especially for my exes. Whoa. So I can confess my real love to them.

I object. Are you one of those guys? Yeah. How would that go? Say she's about to tie the knot. Yeah. And the priest says, anyone else have anything to say? Yep.

Maybe say I object. Yeah. Yep. Go ahead, sir. What's your name? Who are you? What's your height? And are you SAG after eligible?

What's up? I'm Blake. I'm one of her exes from high school. Blake? What the hell? I'm Blake. Yeah, yeah. Just use your name though. Yeah, real name. I thought we were doing improv. Improv with yourself.

I think it's a weird pick. Yeah, my name is Hyman. I used to date Kat. How'd this guy get in here? I was invited by her cousin. Wow. Which I'm begging now. Okay. What? What do you object to? I was invited by her cousin, which I'm begging now Don't do improv keep going like your cause is lessening. No, it's like you're really taking you're trying to win her over again

Listen cat. I need to confess my real love for you. Okay. I've been holding in for the last five years I have Now in your cousin been holding in for the last five years. Let it out. I have. Ew. Oh. Now. In your cousin. In your cousin. You see that baby she has? Whoa. It's not mine.

Why is it black? It's Derek. Derek. Derek, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I seen F1, not this one, but. Seth's here. I got a present for Seth. one, but... Seth's here. I got a present for Seth.

It's Seth. It's Seth. Don't say Seth. Please don't say Seth. Hurry up, get in and come back. Quick, quick, quick.