TigerBelly - This Is Important w/ Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson

Episode Date: November 8, 2023

The boys from This Is Important podcast stop by the studio and Bobby definitely knows all their names.  www.sleptkingdom.com

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Hello. Thank you. Hello. Hello. I want you to repeat it after me. Okay. Blake, are you here? On your sale.

Go ahead. On your sale? Yeah, yeah. Camp Samida. Camp Samida. Camp Samida. Camp Samo. Yeah, yeah. Gamsamnida. Gamsamnida. Gamsamnida. Gamsamnida. Gamsamnida.

Chingu. I feel like you're more than that faith. I swear to God. This is good. Chingu. Chingu. You just said the end word. No.

No. No, no, no. Chingu means friend. Chingu. I think I say hello. Gamsamnida is thank you. Yeah.. Chingu means friend. Chingu. I think I see us, hello. Kamsami does thank you. And Chingu is friend. Okay.

Look at Google. Google. I'm so bad at this kind of stuff. Yeah. Like so in college I took Norwegian, which is what I am. Right? In day one. What did I never go?

I sit the front row, I'm like, I'm gonna just absorb all this. And then she rolls up on me and is like, yeah, I had her, Chanin, Ba had her, do. And I'm like, I'm gonna just absorb all this. And then she rolls up on me and is like, yeah, I had to her Shannon, Bob had to do, and I'm like, oh, I don't speak it. And she's like, mm-hmm. Yeah, I had to Shannon, Bob had to do. And I'm like, I can't. And then she goes to the person next to me

who looks at me like, are you insane? Like, just do the thing that she does and say it back to her. And I go, okay, but I'm not good at this. Yeah, yeah. And then, there was before workaholics. This was college, so. Okay, yeah. Before, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

One last word, if you don't mind. What works? No, what, what, what, what, what do you know what language I'm speaking right now? It's hard, yeah. Maybe I need to have. What am I? Where's my snare? Let's have it. Under's, what am I? speaking right now. It's hard to say. What? Maybe I need to have... What am I?

Where's my snare? What am I? Ethnicly. Are you Korean? Maybe Korean. Maybe not. You're Korean? I don't know.

I'm full Korean. And I'm Korean words. Full blown. Yeah, yeah. So the last one I'm going to teach you is Dong. Dong? Not Dong. Not Dong, dude. I know that.

You know we were going to say this. I know. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Yes, Dong. Yes, Dong means.

Dong. What? Dong. Dong. Dong says, you can be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Really? Marryly No, American. You think go to college? I did. Yeah, so you read. But it was at community college. Oh, that's not real. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What was it called? Orange Coast Community College. That's where I met Adam. Yeah. Good football team. Yeah, they'll not real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was it called? Orange Coast Community College. That's where it happened. Yeah. Good football team. Yeah, they'll find out. What? Good football team.

Good football team. I think they have football. There's no way. Actually, they probably do have like a football team where like they just, they go there, work hard for like a semester and then like transfer to a UCU school or something. Yeah, I think their real strength was volleyball.

Really? Yeah. Orange Coast was? Yeah, women's their real strength was volleyball. Really? Yeah. Orange Coast was? Yeah, women's volleyball. Is that in California? It is Orange County. Orange County? You're both from Orange County. Uh, moved there.

Coast of Minnesota. You're from Concord, right? Concord, you remember? Wikipedia. Your eyes, dude. What? Do they look like I'm coming over? Dude, no.

Pro, your eyes I it's a sea of foreverness It's a beautiful dude. Thank your eyes dude in a piss of forgetfulness. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I like that Yeah, yeah, this was a cool movie I love the abyss right who directed it James Cameron. Did he would you want me to say that's a good movie right? Who directed it? James Cameron. Did he? What'd you want me to say? That was Jimmy Kale. I mean, also who else would direct the abyss? I don't know.

James Cameron was actually in the submersible. I think he still like does that as a hobby right? Yeah, Nemi won't actor that's in it. One actor is, Sigorn is not in it. No, but what's his name? Ed Harris. Yes, fuck yeah good. Wow. But what's his name? Ed Harris. Yes.

Fuck yeah, good. Whoa. And then, my goal bag, her last, her, she, Mary, Masterson. Oh, she's married Stewart Masterson. And I thought you was so hot. What was that? What? The main, like, the main lady.

Like with the thin neck. Oh. Yay. Like, dramatic face. I like those thin neck. Yeah. Yeah. Cause like, when the drama starts kicking, like, the dramatic face. I like the thin neck. Yeah, because like the one the drama starts kicking,

like the little thing start popping up. Yeah, Michael Bean. Very Elizabeth. Pull her up. Do you know who Michael Bean is? Oh yeah, of course. He's from Terminator, right? Terminator, right?

He was in also Kyle in Terminator. Yeah, and Aliens. That's the second one, yeah. That's right. And why has any worked? Have you seen him in something lately? Who did you study? I already know why.

What? Okay. You wanna know I already know why. What? You wanna know why? Of course. I know, I was in my dreams. Well, first of all, Anders' home, and Blake Anderson, welcome to the podcast. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. I got a little one's not here. We're messing with. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The little one's not here. So, I mean, this is what I, this could not be, might not even be true. Okay. I don But, so I mean, this is what I, this cannot not even be true.

Okay. I don't know if I made it up in my head, or this is something that's real. I don't even Google it. Okay. All right. This is bulldong. Would you call me bulldong?

It's bulldong, yeah. It's a bunch of bulldong. Bulldong. I mean, this is bulldong. Dude, you're so good. It's a definite thing. I could tell you what the junior college did or whatever.

I could be thought. Thank you. Yeah, and your mustache, dude, you're so good. That's an definite thing. I could tell you what the junior college did or whatever. Thank you. Yeah, and your mustache dude, very Freddie Mercury. Yeah, there is little gizm. Hey. Yeah. It does have a hip-hop. No, not again, I knew him well. Yeah, you do.

So anyway, so, you know, Michael Bean was in Aliens 2. Aliens. Right, Aliens. Yeah, thank you so much. No, hey, that's why I'm here to Cronters. Yes. Yeah, thank you. You're welcome.

So anyway, who directed Aliens 3, do you know? Yeah, Ridley's not. No, no. No, he did the first one. The third one was directed by the dude who did it like seven. Yeah, David Fincher. Fincher, yeah, yeah. But David Fincher came on it was a replacement.

Yeah. So the original director got fired half a year in the movie or something. I think I know who the original director was. Yeah. But maybe I can't think of it. I can't conjure it. But go ahead, yeah.

So they asked because, you know, I heard that Michael Bean was bombed that he wasn't included in the third movie. Right. You know, because it's like, I live through it, you know, because in the, remember the end of the movie? He's in a pod.

Yeah. He's in a pod. And I guess in the third movie, it opens his pod broke. Right. And he died. That sucks. It sucks, right?

Yeah. Which is, you know, fucking bullshit. That's f-. Road out the middle. Fucking f-. It's f-. That's such a f-. It's fucking f-. He got f-. He's f-. Road out the moon. F-. That's such a f-. It's f-.

He got f-. He got f-. Um. But then he asked him to use his image in like a computer, you know what I mean? And his image comes out. Yeah. And he's like, no, I want this amount of money. Just to like show him in the database or something?

Yeah, yeah. Just so that he can like, uh, f-. You didn't. Sure. Right. Yeah. And apparently that was the wrong move. in the database or something? Yeah, yeah, just so that he can like, fuck you, and write. And apparently that was the wrong move. See, but here's what, you can't be great. If you're great and you do that, you work again. If you're not that great and you do that, you don't work again.

Right. And I know that because I know to never do that, because then I will never work again. Oh, right, me too, me too too me too. I'm not that crap. You can have my photo right? Whatever you want a photo of you can have yeah, yeah, yeah, just let me suck the dick, you know, yeah Yeah, have you guys ever done that? Don't look at my mustache Oh Daddy's here

Hello daddy Oh Daddy's here Hello daddy. Hello Adam. Have you ever sucked a dick? Yeah I told you where's my 30 dollars. Yeah, who's having I? Adam divine welcome to the show I love you,. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Adam Devine, welcome to the show. I love you, Vodges. Man, I love you too. Can I say before we begin, I've been talking to your boys. I like them all.

I already do like them. Yeah, good boys to be able to like them all. This is a good one. Because when I did you and Santina's podcast, I was like, name all of us and you're like, you. And then I'm like, yeah, me, you know me. And then you go, there's the one with the hair, and the other one.

It's so funny you're doing this right now. Because it's combative. And it's combative. And the energy is negative. And I will fight that. OK, could I say this? If I did say that, it was as a joke. That's not true because we have name tags.

Oh, shit. Yeah, wait a second. There is from React. Yeah. Well, because who Saunders? No, because I didn't want to get lost. Yeah. There's three guys.

I've never had three guys on the show before. I don't want to get lost. Right. You've never had three guys before, huh? None of the same time. Oh, you're intrusive. Individual? You're wearing your Ellen.

No. Covered it, I'm trying to decide. Oh, he's stupid.? You're wearing your Ellen. No, no, no, no. Covered it, I'm trying to decide. Let them know that daddy let me be on the edge. We're calling me daddy? Yeah, yes. When did you host that? It was like a year ago. I was so happy.

Rainman over here. It was before. Before times. Yeah, it was. They were like, you don't have to dance. And I'm like, you have got to dance. I still set a mostly just going to dance. Yeah. Because that was Ellen's thing.

And then she like stopped dancing. And I'm like, well, don't, I mean, don't stop the thing that people like you for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What a scary push balls. And you're like, fuck, wrong show. What's the quick? When did she stop dancing?

I just a handful of years ago, she was like, I'm over dancing. What, did she like made an announcement? No, I think she just stopped, and then my mom, Penny Divine, was fucking pissed. Fuck, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, yeah, she just sent a text that said fuck Ellen. Yeah, what's going on? She's still a little bent out of shape. Yeah, she buzz she's she's protesting but not for sag She's just walking back and forth that's that CBF TV My mom is a walking billboard for things that I've been on though Oh, she was every because I don't really keep the t-shirts and I like give them because she loves them flex and so yes

So she's just every day, she's like wearing a cold bear shirt. Yeah. Wow. She loves Conan and Ellen. She must be so proud. Yeah. Is she?

Of the free merch? Of yes. Of you. Of you. Yeah, yeah. I would take some. Yeah. I want to thank you, too, before we begin.

We've already began. But, um, yeah, fuck. I want to thank you. We don't count. Warm up minutes. Finally. Well, you've done this podcast before. That's true. Yeah. And I'm what I think. We don't count. Warm up minutes. Finally. Well, you've done this podcast before. That's true.

Yeah. And I just met Andres. Yeah. And I think it's going well. I like it. Yeah. Yeah. I said, you had a AIDS, Freddie Mercury, my son.

I feel like I said that. No, you said, come. That's true. You said AIDS. I missed so much. I missed it. I missed it. But I want to thank you said come. That's true. You said AIDS? I missed so much. I missed so much. I missed so much. I missed so much.

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I missed so much. I missed so much. I missed so much. I missed thought I was ponds, dude. No, okay, good. It really was. And we aired it in front of a large crowd. I was so hungover, I was on a toilet. I hear huge laughs, by the way. Oh good, yeah, yeah. Oh good, toilets crushed. Yeah, yeah. Me sad, hungover, on a toilet. And then realize I hadn't gotten to the video

and I'm like, I had to do it right now before I get to it. It seemed like that, but that's it played well. Oh good. And I want to say that you set a video, a couple of but that's it played well. Oh good. And I wanna say that you sent a video, a couple of other people sent a video, special people. But Tom Segrou and Kurt Kreischer were asked and they did not. So go fuck yourselves.

Yeah. Let's see. All right, this guy right here, dude. He's a real dude. Okay, real friends. But you had to pay him like the cameo price, right? Yeah, we paid the cameo price. Which is 500, a session. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna ask you all. Are you on cameo? I'm Yeah we paid the cameo price. Which is 500 a session.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Are you on cameo? I'm not. Yeah, yeah. Are you guys on? No. No, I like to get them,

a time I talk with Eric Griffin. Yeah. I'm a cameo. Yeah. So how you doing man? Tell me. And he's like, float him 11. That'll be another $11.

Yeah. It's his cameo prices so low, Eric. Honestly though, I bet his cameos. I bet you get your bank. You went out of the price. That is cameo. Oh yeah. Yeah, how much does Eric put some time?

Wait, does that mean it's $3? I'm not. He's a 4.98 out of a 100. That's a really low score. That's not good. That's a hundred reviews. We're under reviews. Yeah, yeah.

Let's give him his risk. Barely, like Eric Griffin, 125 bucks for a personal video. That's a fair price. Pretty good price. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I bet it's good. Are you on here, Bobby? Can we dig up your cameo?

I won't do it. No. Okay, you won't do it. I'm sorry. And how about I make you? I'm sorry. Why won't you? Why won't saying. Why won't you? I do. Why won't you?

Um, why won't you, man? I don't have time. Yeah. Like that's, I don't want to spend my time doing that. Why am I doing that? Yeah. You do have time. Are you stuck?

Listeners right now, his arms are bent in a way that I can't describe. I'll tell you why. And this is not dogging people. Yeah. Doing it. I get it. Yeah. This is, I'm on Thin Ice here.

See it. Because I actually love it. I love that it exists for people who are like, man, I was in that one horror movie that one time, and if people love it, and they want to pay me 25 bucks to say, happy birthday to their dog, Yeah. Fucking sick. Yeah. Exactly. I think this is what it is.

Okay. That's good. Yeah, that's good. I think what it is, is it's one of those things I know it's there if I need it. Okay. Okay. Right.

And I think I have a price, not a price of how much I would charge, but where I'm at financially, where I would do it. Okay. Yeah. So if we see you on cameo, we know. Yeah, I was walking, it's gone real sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It got real bad, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I feel I'm the same way, it would have to be, you're like, oh, for me, some people like, have the time, enjoy doing it. Yeah, some people like, actually, I've talked to people that are like, I actually like doing it. Yeah, and you're like, ooh. Yeah.

Now I know who you are. Yeah. But some people like it, but I don't think I would. I think I'd be like, every day like fuck. I, but I would do it if you could set it. And I've talked with them because you know how they climb in the DMs and they're like, hey, get on camera. And I'm like, no, bitch, but it's kind of cool

that they're asking. They ask me to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're like, no, get on camera. I'm like, no, bitch, but it's kind of cool that they're asking. They ask me to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're like, no, what? Yeah, no, it's like, you're flirting, like, how much? No, no way. I'm pricier than that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I do it. I do it if it was like $10,000 of video. Yeah. Because then, you know, you do a handful of videos a day, you're like, that's it. Can I tell you something? Yeah. You're not worth it.

No, absolutely. And I don't think anyone is. Yeah, no, let's see. Some billionaires. Let's see what our price really is. Yeah. Right now. How?

I don't think you can. I can. How? I would set your prices. Oh, what I would pay. Okay. Okay. Who's the daddy now? All right, so I'm, so I'm, what do I do? I don't want to be Bobby Lee.

What do I do for a living? You set cameo prices. That's my job. Oh, I'm working for him. I work for cameo. All right, all right. Powerful man. Blake, for every cameo, I would charge.

He's like cool music. Yeah, definitely. I'd would like cool music. Yeah Who wants to be a million a I would you my oh no, that's just like Anyway Blake yeah Anderson Anyway, Blake. Yeah. Anderson. Yes. Your price is 450, uh, fucking, yeah.

I feel like that's generous. That feels generous. Yeah. Anderson. Handlers. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson.

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Blue. I mean, maybe I will look into it. I don't know. Hey, yeah. No, you could get that. You could get that. Yeah. Blue.

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I like him though. Okay, so that's it. You can choose, look. Yeah, yeah. You can hit Jordan Poole, right? Yeah. Okay. And then you select one more player.

I want to pick, I want to pick Kyle. What? Danny Avudija. Okay, and then. Yeah, pick that. Avudija, okay. Then he has Dija. And then you get to pick that. Of Disha, okay. Then he have Disha. And then you get to see, like, you finalize your...

Oh, I see. You pick these, you finalize your entry right here. And then you can choose, are they gonna score more or less than three points? So easy, so fun. Or, and then for Danny, is he gonna... Let's look, I'll give you a set, so if I go, I say Danny,

and then Danny does, that I make money. Wait, what's your prediction? More or less than 11 points. Okay that I make money. What's your prediction more or less than 11 points? Okay, more. Yeah. And then what's your prediction for Jordan less? Less. Okay, and then you place your entry to win $60. And that's it.

That's it. That's it. Incredible. I just think it's even offers a reboot policy that your entry is to stay in play, even if one of your players gets injured. For football and basketball games, if you have a player who exits the game in the first half and does not return in a second, that player is rebooted. And like Price Mix is really, really simple to play and it works out for someone like Bobby

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2,500, that's a lot, in here. 2,500, 500. That's a lot, Bobby. That is a lot. I'm sorry. 2,500. That's welcome. Crazy. A pool.

It's a lot of none. A little alone. It's one of the nom or the price that Bobby said for me. That's a little. You know what, I feel like I would do it for like a charity of some sort. Ah.

Somebody reached out and it was the right charity. Yeah. I'd do 50 of them. I would do 50 for the charity. Yeah. You know, that's funny. My price would be 500 bucks. Okay.

Well, charity. Jersey, that's not, that's very reasonable, I think, on the app. Is it? You would for sure get that. Well Adam, sorry, what? What? Like a lot of times. Yeah, I don't think you could go higher if you,

it's for a charity and you, No, but the cameo God said, 550? Yeah. Okay, then that's what it is. Yeah, I don't know what it would be, but like, I would do it for a charity. I don't know what my price would be. That seems like a useful, like time spent well.

Yeah. What charity would it be? Like fucking like fish. I said, save our fish. Save our fish. They're drowning. They're drowning. Honestly, I don't know. I don't know. That's why we're having done it yet. Yeah. You know, you know, but what do you care about? Like, how do I have this? Like, who gives it on it? Still looking for that yet. Yeah, yeah, you know, but what do you care about? I'm like who gives on it? I'm still looking for that charity.

Still looking for it. Yeah, what are you serving? Yeah, yeah, you don't care about, what do you? I mean, maybe like, like money towards my kids. Yeah, that's the charity that I would do. I'm money so I can buy more things. I don't know, yeah. I'm a charity.

So I may own cooler and better stuff. I would never buy a canoe, but like if I could raise money for other people to pay for a canoe, it'd be cool to just have just. Right, right. The charity is your family having a canoe. Yeah.

Our canoe is expensive. These are my children. And it's just like, one cameo out of a canoe. Yeah, yeah. So you guys are on tour. Yeah, here we are. How many days have you done so far?

We've done like 10, I want to say. Yeah, I think we're about a third the way done. Wow, 30. Yeah, fun. It's a lot, man. It's fun though. Yeah, you guys, we're all over the place. You road dogs who've done road dog type stuff before?

Yeah, dog. It's a lot, man. Yeah, yeah, do we got the list? I'd love to not just scream it out, but yeah. Here I will. Okay, we're in Atlanta, Georgia,'d love to not just scream it out, but here I will. We're in Atlanta, Georgia, Salt Lake City, Seattle, San Jose, France. Wait, do you want to do the dates?

Yeah, so people know when it's- I'll do the dates. They got to look at it. Can I tell you something about our fan base? Yeah, maybe probably yours. Yeah, they're not looking at it. No, they're not. No, no, no.

You tell them that we're in a city, then two weeks after we do it, they go, when are you in Salt Lake? Ooh, where in the city? Then two weeks after we do it, they go, when are you in Salt Lake? We go, when were there two weeks ago? We go, fall! We have had stuff like that where the dude like drove up a weekend early and he's like, fuck, it's next weekend.

I drove seven hours. We have the same bad bit. Yeah, we have the same bad bit. Yeah. Atlanta, October 20th. I'll do the city, I'll do the day. Salt Lake City. October 26th. This is do the city. I'll do the date. Salt Lake City. October 26th.

This is already a mouthful. Seattle. October 27th. I'm gonna say, November 9th. You get one more. We got one more. November 10th. There we go. I do Austin.

Austin, Texas. November 12th. What's the most important thing? You can one in Portland or again, an Orkland, California, this year in the Orkland. All right, get one more. Get one more.

Oakland, Oakland, I'll do one. Oakland, California, November something. That All right, get one more. Get one more. Oakland, I'll do one. Oakland, California, November, something. That's it. That's it. And then a bunch of others were in New York, and then we end up in

Kansas City and Omaha, Nebraska. The last one of the days. We did Tulsa. Amazing. You haven't done obviously. I've ever in the Tosa. There's a few of these that I haven't spent a ton of time in Ben Salem.

You know, not enough time in Ben Salem, which is a real place. It sounds like a place where only like the pilgrims live, but that's a real place for a human's live. Oh, my, you know, I shoot reservation dogs there. So I go there often. I've been there five times. They shoot it in Omaha. Yeah, that's right. And I remember. They shoot it in Tulsa. Oh, it's not Omaha. It's a new line. Tulsa. Tulsa. Oh my god. Oh my god.

It'll be fine. Yeah, that's where I'm from. Oh, where am I? I should replace Tulsa. Tulsa. That's right. You going to Tulsa? In the red.

Yeah, yeah. Go to Tulsa too. Yeah, right. No, where are going? That's the good. That list that we just read was places that were going. You just are like, here's some random titties. Yeah, I like that one.

Yeah, you should go there. Do you guys fight or not? No, not really. I think I think I think, uh, probably I get on their nerves a little bit and they don't really get on my nerves, but, uh, but I get on their nerves a little bit. I just, I feel like your energy right now,

I'm stepping on your under. But I guess I'm curious as to. He's a little off. Like what do you mean? Like what is an example? Well, I feel like we're different types of hungover, especially Blake and I. He has to crawl in his shell, don't talk to me.

And I'm still drunk. So I'm having a great time. Until mid afternoon and then I'm like, I need a little sweet. Sweetly. And you think that bothers us? I think that bothers Blake. I think that bothers me.

Well, I welcomed it on the way to where the hell we're going. Louisville. Louisville. Where you got your gas. Yeah, that's where I got the road gas. Whoa. So wild gas. Road gas. We, that's where I got the road gas. Whoa. So wild gas. Road gas.

How did that happen? As far as I can remember, I think I had been watching sports highlights of baseball and I attempted to do a slide in the home of my home. Yeah, that's the rumor that he was like, watch this. This is how you slide in a home plate. And then just dove into the carpet of the hotel. Yeah.

It's not a good idea. Of our Marriott Bon Voyage. Are you drunk? Yes, very, very. It's like the kind of carpet where it can't be slippery at all because if one person slips the entire hotel franchise will pay for it. But I love about Marriott Bon Voyage.

Yeah, very safe carpet. Yeah, good carpet. Who picks hotels? Your guys' other. Uh, yeah. I think we just sort of like, then, you know, you don't want to stay in a shithole, because, you know, we've done that.

And, I don't want to anymore. We all, we like to have like a good gym. So like as soon as we land, we can work out for 15. You could probably tell Bobby to open it. I can't, yeah. Oh, I didn't realize. Oh for 15. You can probably tell Bobby. 15. Yeah, oh, I didn't realize. I think I gained weight. Yeah, I have.

Actually, yeah, yeah. That too, that too. You're gonna muscle and, yeah. Go for it, they're kinda interesting. Have you had one yet? They look like they fell into an ass train. I don't know why they're all covered in that. Because what's that called, Lee Long?

Lee Hameu. Lee Hameu. So there's two different things, sorry, I'm talking about the knobs again. There's two different things in here. Yeah, yeah There's like gushers 11. Yep, and then the belts and the belts. Yeah, I like a good people like Pick just the little balls or just the belt I do like green M&Ms or something. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what do you pick out? I know it's balls are are you guys sponsored? What do you pick out? Are you guys sponsored by the bill?

No, we're just obsessed with them. Okay, is that a brand new one? Bobby and I just keep eating them. What do you pick out the bill? What do you pick out the bill for home? I like the bill, but I like the Lee and Muey belts. Those are my favorites. Did you have one of the belts?

Yeah, but I think they also have those in Hawaii as well, right? Yes. I'm assuming they have all of this. Yeah, they have every ABCC store is Hawaii all over. Yeah. What do you think? It's Hawaiian, so why would you think that? Yeah.

Yeah, you go to any store they have. Yeah, there's like a whole section of them. Right. It's a hit over there. But did they have it in Hawaii? Yeah. Yeah. I heard they surf in Hawaii.

That's rude. I want to talk about the movie. I heard they surfing Hawaii. That's rude. I want to talk about the movie. The work of Alex, it's a legendary movie that could have been made, never was made. And as a fan, I want to know why. I feel like it's almost, it's maybe better that we didn't make it because now the legend is built up and people's heads, like people have like,

came to us and like meet and greets like crying. I just wish it was the movie, I know it's gonna be so good. I mean, it would have been so good. I bet it was gonna be, I mean, it was a very, jurors wrote a very, very funny script. Yeah. We were very proud of it. We were ready to go. And then Paramount Plus called us

what is right after New Year's? Yeah. They're like, are you guys excited about this New Year's? How do you guys feel about a cameo? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That'd be so good if they had somebody from cameo called to break the news and go,

silver lining cameo. And we set your rates. Was it upsetting the call? Obviously. Because we had like our schedule, we were like just four or five weeks out from like production. Wow.

We had like already rented out space and the director already hired. Oh yeah. Oh my God. Kyle Neuchek, who's with us on this tour, who is our writer and director who we created Workaholics with. Yeah. He was gonna come back and direct.

We got all the other casts cleared. A bunch of the production staff, like our key grip and the group team was coming back. Wow. Our electrical guys were coming back, camera operators. Wow. Everything. But then, Fauci. LAUGHTER Dr. Fauci had to open his fucking mouth.

Yes, he ran out. Dude, that was weird that Fauci himself gave us the call. Yeah. I was like, are you busy? And he was like, actually, no, that's pretty easy to make all this stuff up on this. It was COVID related. Yeah.

No, it wasn't really. It was my wish. No, no, no, it was not COVID-related. What's the positive? I'm just like to talk about it. It's not COVID-related. You like it. It was like a comedic take.

Yeah, very funny. Yeah, it had nothing to do with Fauci or COVID. It had to do with new global mandate that Paramount Plus was leaning into, because they think that the bigger they go, the more automatic the hits are, so good luck with that. Yeah, so essentially we were like kind of in the gray area of, were they going to get the bang for their book, like we're not like a hundred million dollar property.

So and since they're trying to be more international, they said that we didn't have the international appeal. We also don't wanna make a movie for $5 million, right? We wanna make something that like serves our audience, gives them a big adventure, something that's like, that's movie worthy, you know what I mean? And- We did seven seasons of the show.

It was like, you know, because at first when they came to us and they asked us to do a movie for $5 million, we were like, well no, essentially that's just, we're kind of doing the show again. And I know $5 million to people that don't know how to make movies. That seems like a ton of money. And Mariachi was made for 10 grand, but that's true. That is true. That is true.

Never seen it. 1992. Yeah, yeah, Robert Rodriguez, big director, launches a career, career, I started with a spike in, spike in, spike in, spike in, spike in, spike in, spike in, spike in, spike in, spike in, spike in, spike in, spike in, spike in, spike in, spike in, spike in, spike in, spike in, spike in,

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Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Didn't need it about a third act and I had it all lined up. We were gonna make some changes. Do they own the property? I mean, do they own the script? They don't work with Alex for sure.

Yeah, they own the script though. You can't chop it up anywhere else. So, I mean, I don't know who gives a fucker to get to in the piece. I care. Legally. But they did give us the option to take it somewhere because why wouldn't they wanna make money off

of somebody else spending the money to pay for it, right? Because it would always revert back to Paramount at some point. And everyone else was like, why would he pay for this movie to be made to only have it for 24 months, right? That doesn't make sense business-wise. I saw. Yeah, yeah. And so it all ended up as a big pile of don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don cute right? You know we eat her we I'm not here for that. No I just want to play game. I want to play game though. Oh So can I play game? I was I'm a game guy. I'm a game. Let's hear the voice. Yeah. One plug. What? This is like a saw movie. Oh put the lotion in the basket. What am I doing? She's a great big fat person.

Christopher Walker. Yeah, yeah. Pretty good off. Pretty good off. Yeah, Jason Biggs. Hey. Hi, I'm about to got it. Oh my god, all right.

Yeah, I'm going to do other, in president. Hi, who am I? That's you just did yourself. Very good of the trick one. Yeah. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm on the plane and she texted me, she's like, this guy right next to me thinks you were in American Pie. And I was like, oh, Stiffler for sure.

Big, big, really? Yeah, because she asked him, she's like, what do you think, who, what one do you think he was in American Pie? And he goes the one that fucks the pie. I know, I've seen you fucking a pie. I know I've seen you fucking a pie man. I can see you fucking a pie. I mean he's a star of the movie.

Any who. Okay. Okay. You want to talk about it? You guys are three guys. Very good looking. I want to play a game. Okay.

Hello. It's called the little chissey potato. Fuck Mary Kill. I want you to play. Why? I could play it. Yeah, let's go with you. Let's do play. I go first now. You go, you play.

Go ahead. I'll be real. Honestly, yeah. Because, you know, I'll be honest with you. I would be gay for a laugh. Well, we know. Okay. It happened. Good, I'd like to know. I'm glad you know this information. Okay.

So, um, fuck Mary Kill. And, um, Ahnters, it's not because I fucked up your name earlier. And I also zone a voice and I didn't really fuck your name up. So I don't, I think you took that the wrong way. I'll kill you though. That's fine. Kill,. Can I tell you something? Yeah. Look, huge relief over here. Yeah. Yeah. It's already done. Yeah. It's done, man.

Billy, Bobby, what's that? We're good. Oh, we're good? Yeah, all right, good. Yeah, yeah. But I would do it in a very gentle way, because I know, you know, we share the same friends and whatnot.

And I think you're a talented guy so it would be a poison or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that gentle? I feel like that tears you've just brought you from the inside. Yeah, I probably have a red. Yeah, I probably have a red. Yeah, got it. What's in this potato?

I would have to marry you. Marry me. Yeah, okay. Out of the three, I trust you the most. Wow. OK. Or is it that you just really want to fuck the shit out of Adam? No, I don't want to fuck. It would be quick.

No, don't do that. No, no, no. OK, long time. No, no, no, no. But I would have to do it quick, because I know him. I've known him for so long. Right. And we probably giggle to the whole, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no imagine you do anything else or being anything else. What do you mean I'm a gentle bottom? You're gentle bottom. You're like a receiver.

You're not an initiator. You're just a, you know, you lay there. You're pillow princess. You're a pillow princess. Hey, hey. You're a pillow princess. You're a fine. That's fine.

But what do you? You killed him. This episode's brought to you, but what do you do? My pillow. So now in this fuck Mary Kill, I have to fuck you. No, you get to. Yeah, you get to. Yeah, I'm dead.

Yeah, yeah. Would you rather me fuck you? No, I think I'd prefer the fucking problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about this? I'll pretend I'm sleeping. I'll do this with my hands. It'll be, I'm, I'm my stomach like this.

I, my legs are part like this. I don't know if that makes it bad. It doesn't. It worse in a lot of ways. Why? I will be sleeping then, not pretend. Okay. Do.

It's a better hand. I think that's it. But you have a letter. I have you have my consent. You know what I'm doing. Okay, okay. There's a letter outside letter. Adam, how about Adam's sleeping?

I feel like I'd prefer that way more. Well, why do you prefer it? Because then I don't have to know what's happening. No, he's a ghost, master baiting. No, you're supposed to be. I'm on like a barbitch with it. Okay. No.

It's, yeah. I'm not even an opa in a barbitch. I'm out. But we would still have to sign a consent form. No, it's just signed. It's on my back. Okay, okay. Is that what we signed when we came in here? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, wow, cool. You feel drowsy? Do you feel drowsy? The noms are working. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So you're turned. Let me see. Oh boy, what? Yeah, it's a weird thing for me to play. It's just already been filmed. I've already been filmed. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

What the pick him to something else? I can't believe it. How about you, Gilbert? You go, go. Let me ask some questions. OK. Help the audience to. Audience, play along with this.

Who has the largest penis? In the world? Shad. I don't know. I bet. I would say Durs probably. I've only seen it once. I don't know. Hang in lamp when I walked you down him on the bathroom.

But I remember being like, that's a nice hang. Yeah, great, great. Yeah. I think that's what? Yours on a screenshot. We've seen yours. And it was really, honestly, dude. And I'm about to get

emotional dude. Oh, no. Honestly, dude. I'm pillow princess. I was really impressed. Thank you. I was like, whoa, that's my boy. Yeah. I'm probably. Yeah. That was good. Because you know, you know, Brad Williams, I thought that they would be in the same category. Brad? Yes, yeah, man. Well, you know, I'm, I'm, right? You know, Brad is a little person, I'm like 5'8", I'm not like that little. Dude, I'm just saying this, optically. Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.

You carry myself a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so. I get that. I'm not. Have you seen that show? Well, it's a British show, but it's on Max now, the naked one. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get that. I'm not. I'm not. Well, it's a British show, but it's on Max now that the naked one. Oh, yeah.

What's it called, naked attraction? Naked attraction, bring it up, Phil. I watch the pilot and it's interesting and then it's like disturbing. It gives me the same vibe as those old HBO shows, like Real Sex, where you're like, cool, I'm gonna watch this and then it just gets a little too fleshy. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Bobbi, you basically get to pick who you wanna go out on a date with based on their genitals alone. And then you start to eliminate people and eventually they will. Oh my god. So is you never know? I bet that's exactly right.

It's like pretty sexy and fun. And then you're like, it's just like a little too real. It's just like real human bodies. I feel like harsh lights. Yeah. And then you're like, it's just like a little too real. It's just like real human bodies under like harsh lights. Yeah. Really harsh lights. All the butt pimples, everything which I kind of love. Yeah.

Big bump. Let's not normalize normal though. Please. Like, don't we have like amazing looking people to go? That's it. That's what we always we have. Yeah, yeah. It's okay to like worship those people.

They're amazing. Yeah, can you inject stuff into what? Into what? You know how like porn stars being the game show? I try to win or something or. Oh, like that's true because in the pilot even, there was a guy who was half-chub I think. Oh, really?

I thought he was like, I think right before the lights came on, like I'd love it guy. The guy with the elevator. Terminator, I mean the predator. We had that hair. I'm selling this stuff. I feel like. Terminator, I mean the predator. You had a hair. I'm selling this shit. I feel like this racist, we're gonna be predator.

Oh, here. There we go. No, that's great. That's Chris Kirkpatrick from Innsich. He's right here. We got the sticker, dude. That's really good. That's great.

That's great. Wow. Chris Kirkpatrick. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a turtle. Yeah, that's a turtle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow. Wow.

But he got chosen. What? The girl chose him and he ended up like for real dating. Wow. You have to choose him. But what's cool, he also has a prosthetic leg. Yes, he did. So it like evens everything out, you're like, oh wow, this guy's got a fucking elephant tattoo

right where his dick is the trunk. Wow. But he's been through some shit, give him some slack. Yeah. and everything out, you're like, oh wow, this guy's got a fucking elephant tattoo right where his dick is the trunk. But then you're like, but he's been through some shit, give him some slack. What if the leg is a part of his dick? I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. You know how they do that with your ass shakes? Or what do they do?

Like when you need hair, they don't, they don't, they don't, they don't, they take your ass shakes. Yeah, when you need hair, they put little dicks on your back. They take pieces of your testicle and glue them to your head. Yeah.

Like a doctor, I don't know if it's a procedure. No, I got to take a little bit of your nut. Just a little bit. No, what I mean is, you know, when you get hair plugs, they take the hair from the back of your head. Yeah. What if they took some of the leg and put on his dick? That's what happened to my friend. I think you had it.

My friend had a skin graft, because I think she tore like a piece of her finger. Now she's got a, they took it from her like pubic areas, so she has like pubes on her finger or like a part of her head. There's no way. I swear to God. What? Her doctor filled the places to take a skin from. I swear to God, I'm not making this obvious.

Yeah. She has a pubic hand. That to God, I'm not making this obvious. Yeah. That's right. She has a pubic hand. I also have a tattoo on my pubic. It's of a bass at home. Yeah. A lot of skin, a lot of folds. Yeah.

Your dick's one of that ears. Yeah. That's cool. It's just sad looking. It's always sleepy. Am I sad? So this woman got a skin graft close to her bikini line. Yeah.

And as a group, it started to actually grow Pubic hair. That's a tip of her finger. Yeah God, what are doctors doing? They put her butthole on her finger. Yeah, wow. I'll be so mad That's so Whole meeting yesterday. I listened to a podcast that said, like some of the calamari that we eat in restaurants is actually like Bungle, like pork Bungle.

Oh. So the ring called rectum. The same fish? Yeah, it tastes the same. No, octopus. Oh, is it squid? Oh, it's squid. Squid, squid.

Squid, squid. It's squid asshole or they just say, okay. No, it's pork asshole. Cause it's a pig asshole. Pork rectum. So because the rectum apparently mimics the rubbery consistency. It's a cheater owned.

I feel like this is like an urban myth. This is one of this American life. This American life, dude. That's real shit. Isn't that all urban? Yeah. Yeah. They couldn't prove either way if it was or if it wasn't,

but some people are known. Wait, wait, wait. if I have a calamari, and I give it to a scientist, is this a sea creature or the butthole of a pig? He wouldn't know. When you deep fry anything, it just tastes like deep fry. Wait, I'm sure it tastes that way, but there's no way to on a molecular level.

But I guess like, I can't prove. Talking about molecular. I can't prove that there's not sassquatch either. So you can test a DNA, for example, 58% of California fish is misnamed. For instance, my point is that of course it's not butthole because they've never found it. So you can say it might be, but where's that one butthole or even photo of somebody looking guilty, pouring a bunch of buttholes into that. Quote, quote unquote buttholes.

Well, I believe it. It's just here, it's like pretty fun. And it was on this show that I think smart people listen to. Yeah. I've never listened to it, but I've definitely heard of it. Shout out, I regless, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I believe I know. But would you I regless, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I believe I run.

But when you tell the difference, you think? Well, I need to see a photo of a man in like a burglar outfit. Yeah. At a farm, speaking out with butthole. With the basses on the bucket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Butthole. No, it says not definitely not butthole.

You like, what is this? Well, they allegedly, this is Korean barbecue with pork rectum. So it looks like that. That looks exactly like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait. But in Asia, we openly eat guudmules. Wait, wait, what?

Like, in the Philippines, yes, we do. We eat all the entrails and everything. Yeah, that's fine. It's fine. And by the way, I've been through all my time. I have no qualms if they mix in pig but holes and anything I eat. I just wanna,

why don't you go? And I mean if you deep fry it, it's gonna taste the same. Right. But I just am like, of course someone was like, did you ever hear that these are actually buttholes dude? But there hasn't been proof of that even before. What you gotta do is you gotta say that to your kids

and then you immediately know what you're a dab Then you really know what's one of your kids a little free He's like is like those are pig but holes Hey, you find the pig but holes under his mattress a week later like what's going on here? Why not have a talk Next to his vintage babe, DBB. Yeah, you catch him wearing one as a baby. Okay. Well, apparently that's how they found out about it,

because a guy who was working in the factory saw this box that was labeled artificial or like, what do you call it? Imitation. Imitation. Colomari. And so he was like, what is that? And he's like, oh, it's, it's porkbung.

Yeah, he's like smell it, dude. Right. Right, but I'm saying like, have they found that? Or is this just what somebody said? And I don't want to pick this apart, because it's very funny. But I just, I need more guys. Yeah, me too.

And those buttholes, by the way, that look cooking, great. They looked really good. Would you eat it? Yeah, I do. Yeah, just kind of looks that they're cooking, great. They looked really good. Would you eat it? Sure. Just kind of looks like. You've eaten it. But you know what I've heard though,

that even though those are buttholes and they're pork, some of them are cow buttholes. Oh. Oh. And there's no way to prove that those are onion rings. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Look at all those cow buttholes. Wow. Right here, seafood fraud is becoming more common. Oh, okay. It's like 50% of California. Also, like a lot of the scallop medallions that you see are just punched out stingrays. The whole leg.

Yeah, they're just. So stingrays, cookies, yeah. The delicious, yeah. Are there stingrays out there with holes in their body? They got me. You know, yeah, like they got really into into like emo punk rock in the early 2000s. Oh, they're in close.

Dude. Yeah, they work at the hot topic in the sea. And so where do we think this is happening? Like, is this happening at your big box, like red lobsters? Is this happening at your high end places? Like, what's that middle place? I don't think high end places. I don't think high end because I think they're very specific

about where they source their fish. Right. The joint, the secret answer is that. Would you think that Red Lobster is a huge corporation would be? I can see that. Red Lobster. Yeah.

They would do it or they'd be like, or Red Lobster, we can't get caught doing this because then we're out for billions of dollars. Long gone Silver. I don't know where they're doing, but I know that the organization is called Oceana and they do the DNA testing in the restaurants. You know, California is 58%.

Wow, that's a fake. Wow. Well, not the fish that we think it is. Wow. That's a big number. That's pretty big. Long John Silver's deals exclusively in pig bottles. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Like all of Korea, like you, everything's Pollock, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, I don't know. I mean, I've been there twice. And what is, what is, I don't know what a Pollock is. Pollock is like a lower, like a great impressionist. Yeah.

Speaking of Wagon. Yeah, what, yeah. So it's what? I'm sorry? Pollock. And what is it? Oh, like they use, like basically a very cheap, like not very, I don't, it's not a very healthy fish.

Like a bottom feeder fish. Oh yeah, okay. Yeah, that's so many things. I think imitation crab is polych as well. Right. It's all polych. Uh, like every day. Yeah, I mean, at this point, like it's too late for me.

I feel like I eat trash all the time. I love imitation crab. You have kids. Yeah, I do. How many? Uh I love imitation crafts. You have kids. I do. How many? Three. Wow. None.

No, I have two. No. Yeah. You have two? Yes. With you. Right now. No, they're sitting in the lock.

You have two boys or? I have two girls. Wow. Congratulations. You were wrong on all accounts. And you have three? Yeah, three words. It's insane.

And then, none. None, my wife is pregnant. Woo! And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, You got all the testing done all that? Uh, it's fine. What do you mean? I think the testing's important.

Yeah, we did lots of tests. Yeah, yeah, so many tests. Perturneed testing. I made her the testing's important. Yeah, we did lots of tests. Yeah, so we need to. Perturtening testing, I made her do it every day. Yeah. Prove it that we were married and planning on having children. Yeah. Are you nervous?

Are you sure not? Are you nervous? Not. No. Excited. Yeah, I'm excited. Wow. I don't really get nervous in that way.

It'll be like when they're 12 and I have to go to like a lot of sports things, then I'll be like, this isn't that fun. But I think yeah. I'm like stoked on changing diapers. You know, you wanna change diapers, but you don't wanna cheer them on in sports? No, I don't want them to do sports too.

Oh, you're the biggest cheerer I can tell, dude. I don't want them to play sports. I want them to smoke weed and hacky sack like I did Super this bar for like a weekend of like if they want to be an actor or whatever. I'm gonna like a weekend Play of plays right right yeah twice a year But like if they're like really good at soccer really good at yeah, and you got to like Travel with them. Oh, right. And now you're such a hater.

Yeah, totally. I know. He's like, you're physically able. Fuck off. Yeah. You line up a cement truck and hit him. Yeah, I throw him in front of a cement truck. I throw him in front of a cement truck so he gets funny.

I'm like, you're not funny. Yeah. You have to overcome something. My legs. Good. You're comedy. You're comedy! You're gonna like.

Yeah. Is it about you? Is it stressful? It can be. I mean, you just want to... Is it because people... This is what I hear. Okay.

I don't know if this is true. But I have my comics. When comics have babies, it blows my mind. Sure. I go, wow. Because they're not babies. They're pig buttholes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For more coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they go, you know, yeah, when I get home on the road, I can't wait to land. And I can't wait to get home to see my kids. I get excited to see their kids.

Do you feel that? When you're on the road? I will say that is one thing I am coming away with from doing the tour is that I do get very excited to get back home, makes you appreciate the home life a lot more. Yeah, I'll put you. No, I know I have three kids.

Okay, yeah, yeah. No, I definitely, I like to get home and see them for me, I hate missing stuff, like milestones for them, or like coming home and seeing like, oh, you got a haircut, fuck, okay, cool. Like, I feel like I hate missing stuff, like milestones for them, or like coming home and seeing like, oh, you got a haircut, fuck, okay, cool. Like, I feel like I'm missing their lives. And also, the like, the behavior, like when you're gone,

you come back, like the ups and downs that my absence creates in their lives emotionally, is tough to reconcile with, to be like, I'm causing them to be crazy right now, because I'm either leaving or coming back or with... Aw, so yeah. But you get this like in the morning? Daddy, daddy, we come daddy. Well, um...

Kind of, yeah. My kids are all very different. I just could, good on. I see your third act. Right here. Yeah. Did you bump on the bed? Pupo, look at what I doing.

Yeah, it's like that. The English is better. Um. Yeah. But dude, I got like one kid that's like Mr. like walk a straight line and then I got like one little wild dog and the other one's just under two. So we don't know yet. All right.

What is wild dog mean? Last night I was like two so we don't know yet. All right. What is the wild dog mean? Last night I was like, all right buddy, it's like shows over, let's go to bed now and he just maxed me across the face. Yeah. I'm so happy. I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, wow. Wow.

Full force and I know what he's doing. He wants like to get a rise out of me and it's one of the hardest things ever to not do. Because you know you could punch him way harder. Yeah, yeah. Well, dude, if anybody slaps you, you immediately are like, oh, like what? What are we doing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I immediately take my shirt off and get in the fighting zone. Yeah, so it's tough to be like. What do you punch as if you did a giggle? Like, pfft. No do you punch as you get the giggle? No, he was a open handed guy. Yeah, it was a open handed guy. But like he does it, send me off it.

Oh. Like, even in the morning I'll like come in bed and like lay down and be like, hey man, we gotta get ready for school. Like, it's almost that time. And then he'll just be like, wham and I'm like, you can't, you can't. All you can do is go, so yeah, we gotta get out of bed. No, you have to say something. I think you gotta, you gotta say something.

You stay home a lot. I do say stuff. I do say stuff. But like, you can't give them what they want, which is like negative attention and all that kind of thing. You know, like if you give it even like a, hey man, let me, instead of for a second, let me talk to you, you can't do that

because if you go out in the world and you react that way to people, all of a sudden they're like, cool, get, I'm getting attention. But if you go, hey man, that hurt me. 10 minutes, we gotta be downstairs, okay? And then they go, well fuck, that doesn't work. And it does go up and down like, I've mastered it and then now I'm in and out of town.

And then this is a hilarious podcast. I don't wanna do it. I like this, I like it. But it's tough, it's tough to be great all the time. You cannot do it, but it's something you try and do. That's all. All right guys. Can't bat a thousand.

That's, can't bat a thousand. That was so good. That's all. All right guys. Can't bat a thousand. That's a thousand. That was so good. That's all. Yeah, his was simple, but yours is like, I mean, I'm being attacked by own home. And I have girls, girls rock. They do. They're just like, how do they sound?

They rock for now. They rock for now. Oh yeah, my life would get harder later. That's what my mom said that I was like a little tear as a little boy starting fires, throwing rocks at cars, kicking kids downstairs. But then like once I got to my teenage years, I was like a piece of cake.

Wow. Mine is getting hit by the cement truck. Yeah. Right. Besides being crippled through the whole. I was a piece of cake for four months where I was in a coma. Yeah, I mean, you used to beat your grandma. Let's get into this. How was

that negative attention? What are you talking about? I don't know. I mean, I did, but why are you bringing that up? I she wasn't feeling it brought you by liquid. All right, so my grandma was paralyzed from the neck down. Okay, all right, You guys, you guys, stroke. Now we're getting into the comedy. Here we go. And in Korea, you know, I visited them. And my dad came to my brother and I go, Hey, why could I'm more, you go, you go,

like she bleeding. And we go, they don't know. Right. Well, every time you're together, she bleeding. We don't know. Right. And then the time you're together, she's bleeding. We don't know. Right? And then the next day, my dad walks in, and there's these willow sticks.

Oh, boy. You know what I mean? Like they had a little, like a vase with willow sticks sticking out. Right, right. So my brother and I will pick it up, and she's paralyzed, and we're like, and we just whipper with the floor.

And my dad goes, ah, I found you! He beat us with it. Yeah. And my grandma was watching us. Fair enough, watching us, yeah. So did she know what's her like back to you guys and you were hitting her? No, I think she liked the attention. What the hell?

But I thought she couldn't feel it, but she can't feel it. No, she knows what she was doing, but she can't feel it. So she thought it was pretty rad. Well, did her voice work? What are you talking about? When she's like, it's the two children, they're beating me with a tooth.

No, a tooth and ack. It was more perfect. When you hit she would go, ee, ee, ee. Oh, right. So she was like, she had locked in syndrome. Locked in, did. Locked away in, did.

Yeah. Yeah, deep, deep. Yeah, deep, deep. That's so nice. And then she died. Yeah, that's cool. Not from that, but like years later, yeah. You think so, huh?

Yeah. You can't be sure. Let's go. Yeah, there's nothing in a way. And never came. You can't be sure. That's cool. Yeah, she had just nothing to do with it. And never get in the press. It wasn't depressed. Well, I mean, you know, there's a language barrier because she's correct.

You know guys, I mean, like Adam said, like Adam, right? You said that as a kid, you're a wild. Yeah, man. I asked the well. Yeah. I'll say, yeah, yeah, I had some phases. Then I went to a spiritual phase. Okay.

Like a golf phase. I feel like, I didn't have many, like, I mean, I guess I had some attitude phases, but I never had any, like, I didn't go through like a golf phase. Did you? Did you, Is that the only,

you have a joke, a joke phase you can think of? It's a golf phase. Well, if we're talking phases, I did not go to a golf phase. That was the big one in my high school. Well, if we're talking phases, I did not go to a golf. I mean, that was the big one in my high school. Yeah, they know.

It suddenly would come and they're just wearing stockings on the scar and their eyes are painted black. But you don't just jump from one day to the next. I think there's a gradual getting there. But where you come into school in eighth grade and like, Janko jeans and everyone's like, I don't think that would have flown in my school. They'd been like, hey man, you're not that sad.

Come on dude. You know Janko's are still a thing. Oh, they've lutes back. They have. But what is it? I don't even want to know what it is, Janko. It's like the rave or pants, the big wide pants. Look up Janko, I want to look at them.

Wide leg pants. Yeah. Brandon Durmer and I always send each other a Janko jeans. Oh yeah. They never fully leave. Those bell bottoms. Oh, yeah, they never fully leave. Those bell bottoms. They're not, they're not. They're way down there.

I see the black ones, I hate those. Yeah, those are the same. So that kid right there, all over to three, she has been on this podcast. Yeah, so people that look exactly like him went to my high school. And that's not, that I guess is different than a sad boy. Right.

Yeah, this is for the ravers. Yeah, this is ravers. We had Cavareaches. What's that now? Cavareaches. What is that? What is that? I don't know what it is.

That's an Italian delicacy. Yeah, what's the pattern? Cavareaches were this thing where it was like, AC Slater pants. Let me just look. Okay, yeah, but this is a, is it a belly chain? Let me just, no. Yeah, it was like tight here and then it came out.

Yeah, like gypsy pants or what? Parachute. Yeah, I think maybe AC Slater pants. Yeah, that's a pretty good way to describe it. That exactly. Whoa, those are cool. Those are like hammer pants. Will you type in AC, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, those are hammer pants Those are like hammer pants. Will you type in ACA?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, those are hammer pants. Yeah, like that. Those were hammer, hammer pants. We call those hammer pants. Those hammer pants, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, yeah. So we did hammer pants because it was the 80s.

Yes. Drop crock. Well, I feel like the Arialopas are called something different. Those are called Zubas, right? Well, no, no, no, you're looking at Zubas. It's like, no, no. Up in the pink shirt, the pink shirt. No, that right.

Why are we appointing them? No, the Ariel Opus. The Ariel Opus. The Ariel Opus. The Ariel Opus. That's Mario Lopez. That's that. That's that.

That's what we were. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, but the one with the really nice ass, that has to be Mario. Why is it even there? Oh, Mario, that's Mario Lopez. That's Mario Lopez. Mario Lopez, AC, later.

That was 1991. Yeah, that was the real website. Oh Mario A.C. later 1991 And that was the Webstrend with the flow on the back the like but hole extension the wrinkles go all the Friends that model's got to be highly like a sought after dude. I would wear those to the next wow those are nice Nice, whoa Crunch but gives the illusion of cheekier. What is that called?

That's a car I read. Butthole. Butthole. I think that's what the style called it does. Those are just like fancy yoga pants. Well, and but it's like a gift. You're gifting these pants. But the like, oh, on.

What is the like scrunchy? Because I've seen that before, and I don't know. I give to the world. And I need to get some for myself. Scrunch all. Could you imagine you buy your wife, those are your girlfriend? Are they puckered?

Everything you give her just has a bow on it. What? Yeah. Yeah, I never did a girl with that kind of butt. Anyway, let's move on. No. Cool. I just can't get them.

I don't know why. The bubble butt, you know? They're too fast. I do flat butts. Yeah, that yours, yours is great. Yeah, let's move on, it's getting comfortable now. It's getting fucking weird. So, what are you guys doing? Playing footsie, you got to have fun here with us.

I'm laughing. Do you guys miss each other when you're doing your own thing, or no? Yeah, it's gonna be nice, the bands back together. Well, as one that doesn't get sick of my guys, I do. I miss you guys. Yeah.

Yeah, if we're gone, it's nice now that we have the tour in the podcast that brings us back together. And I would say that was kind of the coolest part about starting the podcast was seeing each other every week because before that it would be, you know, we're off shooting somewhere. It'd be like six months without seeing each other. Yeah.

Hey, man, how you doing out there? It's downless. Still have those kids. See, guys, we're all best friends. Still have those kids. Still have. Actually, funny enough, remember that, Santa and a win, they came through.

The last one. Took my six year old. Yeah, it's good. And we started during the pandemic, right? So like fully locked down, no one's doing a damn thing and it was good to see the homies. And also just like fucking socialize. Yeah, I mean, because,

Fauci, and we go in, social distancing. And you can remember, yeah. We had a big runner in the movie. Should we say it? Yeah. Yeah, it's never gonna get made. Yeah, it's not gonna get made.

Yeah. That our characters, they all are vaccinated, but everything that goes wrong in their lives, they say, must be the vassal vaccine. Right. We'd be like, on the run and we'd find like, get somewhere and we're like, fucking tired, how do we, that's that buzz? I used to be way faster before best vaccine. You know, if you like on the run and we find like get somewhere we're like Fucking tired. How do we?

I used to be way faster before the vaccine. I'm gonna made it before the vaccine. I'm not saying it is the cause. It's just kind of interesting that We were faster before the vaccine and we're not saying but it's just interesting. Paramount hated that would say They really loved everything. Yeah, that was the one that they really loved everything. Yeah. And that was the one thing that they're like, very funny, very funny guys.

The vaccine bit, we do not understand a little bit. And by the way, the anti-vaxxers were like, no, the archaicers are just dumb. We're pointing out all the stuff. And what's super hilarious about like, hey, what's not okay and what is? Adam's essentially raped in the movie. Like, he's tricked into giving a guy a hand job. Yeah, yeah.

And to like stripping because he thinks it's like a job interview. And they're fully okay with that. Yeah, they're fine. And I'm like, what? Yeah. Is that funny? That's funny to you, but like questioning the vaccine

in a dumb, stupid way is not funny. Like what the fuck? It was too tough. It's ruining that kind of sentiment is ruining comedy. Yeah. Well, it's just interesting how we pick and choose and you go, so, okay, but what?

Okay, great. So if we do end up making a new move who we need to write a new one, it would be all about the Israel, Palestine, and the continent. Okay. Something were super well first on. That's great.

Yeah, yeah. Something I learned a lot about a day and a half ago. Yeah, and I feel like we are the guys to talk about. I've been just Googling the history of it because I don't understand. I don't want to talk about it, but my point is, I just let you know that I'm Googling and reading, very good. And Googling and I'm reading history, and I still don't understand. talk about it. I just let you know that I'm Googling and reading, very good.

And Googling and I'm reading history and I still don't understand. Yeah, okay. I just like thousands of years. Yeah, I'm probably really poor. You've got the poor weird alt sites. What is that video you sent me earlier? Here we go.

Oh, what do you mean? Oh, the Korean guy, getting saved by Jesus. Yeah. What was that? Well, I send you like, cringy Christian stuff all the time, because I don't know about that. That's like hardcore Christian,

like church shit all the time. But there's one Korean guy, he goes on, he basically goes in front of like the female pastor and he was like, my son, what did he say? Like I need to be saved. My son has no brains, but the son is autistic. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, man. And then she goes, I'm gonna deliver you from that, so she starts praying. And then he does like a demonic thing. What the kid does? No, the man does. Oh shit. And then he falls on his back and I thought,

I wish he died, that'd be funny, you know what I mean? But he did it. And it was such an uncomfortable thing. I just, I always send her like cringy kind of. Well, I get a lot of weird stuff from being in the righteous gemstones, which we play like evangelical preachers, so people send me crazy shit all the time. This might be right up your alley then.

Was this a religion that you were not in a religion? I don't know, but you said you went through a religious phase. Yeah. Spiritual. Spiritual. It's different, dude. That's when you fucked the earth. Yeah.

Yeah. Now it's's different, dude. That's when he fucked the earth. Yeah, yeah. Now it's making sense. Yeah. Yeah. Your mom, your parents, like a religion hop, right? They tried out different ones. My mom was Jehovah Witness and then a Mormon. And I was baptized Mormon.

And then they became atheists. So we didn't really believe it. It's under Christian nightmares. Oh, my God. Cool sight. It's a good thing. It's a good answer. Handle.

Christian. But yeah, I mean, I, um, but I've always kind of believed in God, you know, how about you? No. I love Tony Cavallar. I mean, I've known for so long. Yeah. I just ran out. I, it was his birthday the other day. Yeah, he's the best.

Yeah. You know, he's really, um, health helped me a lot that guy. Yeah, he's the best. He's the best. He's such a positive. We get the video because of Dead Space. I don't like it. I'm trying to find it.

I'm trying to find it. We're having fun. We're like, we're gonna go on and on a Tony Cavalero. And just how much we like it. Who never helped me. I don't like this. I don't like it. I don't like it.

Yeah. It's a nice guy. I don't like it. He is. He's the guy we're going to be getting. This guy rocks. I don't know if he's restarted. This is a different angle.

No, it's the same one. Oh, yeah, here we go. I want to announce a generational curse my child is autistic and he's he's not He has no brains at all like we've tried everything and I've gone through deliverance before I What's on this head in London? It's so hard to break this curse. Australia, right? God is breaking this generational curse right now. I love, I hope he's not just getting away with it.

He's just down, I want to try. I'll be commented on it. The power is here right now. It is, oh my God. For your deliverance and your family's deliverance. I break every generational curse off of you off of this whole family and I I declare every spirit of which crops every spirit of mental Well shouldn't he does a fan stand almost

Oh And stand almost He was like that's too much too much in Jesus name. He makes his neck. Yeah, yeah Packin Did he get died right there It was dead right now just They broke all the curses versus. Yeah. Yeah. Told you.

I know. What's wrong with this? This seems like a normal up and up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Yeah. Yeah. That's like my child.

Yeah. What's cool about it is like kind of a pretty bang and crowd. Everybody's super into it. You rocked it, you rocked the hell. Yeah, you rocked the hell. And the commitment level of that guy. Wow. I mean, I think you and I could do it.

Yeah. Good you think? I think so and I could do it. Yeah. Good you think? I think so. The head of maybe. I don't know what that is. The handstand was fine. The neck. There's like four extra verticals.

Yeah, yeah. Just set up on the foot. To take a different angle here. Always. Okay, this guy. I like that. I or I hate that if he truly believes what she's saying, well, he does.

And he goes into that emotional fucking contortion, that breaks my heart because she is just a liar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh shit. No, but it's like if you tell yourself something over and over and over again, it becomes real to you.

And that's what, I would have to think that that woman believes that what she's saying is true. Yeah. And he probably really believes his son has no brain. His son does believe his son. And he's here. He's here, he's something that he's going, I have a brain.

Yeah. I hope his son is just like holy normal. Like autistic in the way that like, like, rain man could just count really fast. Yeah, I hope his son is just like holy normal like autistic in the way that like like rainman could just count really fast Yeah, yeah, he's like he's like oh 30 36 matches just dropped on the floor He's like you fucking idiot He's like really good at he's really really good at hard Yeah, he's like He couldn't beat him at Uno so he went live with

You know my son doesn't even have fucking brains. Fuck him. Anything else you want to plug? The tour. We already did it. No, we fucking did it. No, see, Bobby, this is where you fucking blew it because you stopped having us say every day.

It's like you know your fans to wanna hear us just list every city on the tour. Do it again. Yeah. Little Vogue. We're going to get that. We did that. We did that.

We did those already. We'll start here. We're going to play San Diego. Great theater, dude. Yeah. November 18, San Diego theater. November 33, Mosheon over to San Antonio, Texas, Sugarland, Texas, December

1st to December 5th. We're in Huntington, New York. December 6th, Newark, New Jersey, the 7th New York City, Piquet Theater. December 8th. Beautiful parks, Casino, Ben, Salem, Pennsylvania, Tulsa Oklahoma, the 14th to 15th Kansas City, and the 16th last, and certainly not least my home city. Oh my homo no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I want you there and Okay, if you come you couldn't you could play me Yeah, you just play me in the or do a live deliverance wait wait this is your impression Wait, why is one? Dishin it out That's not good Adam, do you want that? Well that actually was good.

You got the role applause. Woo! Also, guys. شكرا لكي موكي سلامت في فيدي تبقى باني اي مكبلول رو لن بايا مادة تبقى ببولة يو موكي اي طويل