TigerBelly - Trevor Wallace & The Dr. Dre Conversion

Episode Date: February 4, 2026

Comedian Trevor Wallace is back and wastes no time trying to mentally dismantle Bobby Lee. We chat dropping the egg, braille nose, bombing memories, NPCs (Non-Playable Christians), raw denim experiments, open mic trauma, fake kickflips, Lexapro, and Michael Blackson vs Blaustein.We’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code BELLY. That’s promo code BELLY. Visit www.BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.Download thePrizePicks app today and use code BELLY to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to www.zocdoc.com/belly to find and instantly book a doctor you love today.

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Crack open confetti crazed 5 hour energy shot today. Happy birthday to us. It's delicious. Get it. Hi, I'm Bobby Lee, and I created a graphic novel with my friend Matthew here. It's called Deadweight. Look at how beautiful this is. Wow.

Amazing. Dude, this looks great. Look at that. Oh my god, dude. You can get it everywhere. Books are sold. Barnes and Noble, Amazon, and gunderbooks.com. It's rated our Kung Fu Panda meets Kickass. It's from my heart. And so please check it out. This is a good combination these two. Would you? We'll see. I want them to debate 10 a.m. Open mics. If it's worth the time.

No. Even if he's like... Yeah, okay, fine. I was speech and debate champion in college. Yeah, I know. I can just feel it. Even if it's like about periods and stuff. I feel like you'd win.

Yeah, you should debate or say why periods are bad, women should stop. I'm trying to navigate Bobby right now. 10 a.m. Do you start with piano? 10 a.m. I haven't been starting with a piano as of, like, but maybe you I will

maybe I will protect your nose Ramsey He's covering his nose nice If and salami And baloney What's going on with your nose? I was just covering it out Why? I just don't want it to be any inspiration for your

anything If it was I would start with Holds in the nose. I'm not talking about nostrils. Okay. Like, how, are you try to win a competition?

I talked to a doctor. They said it was normal. Okay. What is wrong with your nose? He's got 10,000 pores inside his, on the nose. Which is natural, according to my dermatitis? I've just never seen it. Natural amongst

what, sand people? She did not. That's not a very nice word. He's Muslim. Yeah, thank you very much. No, I'm talking about Star Wars reference. Oh. Yeah, yeah. So, because if you, I know there were men wearing masks in the movie.

And they're like, la la la la la la. Damn cat. God damn, cat. Crazy. This is crazy. Hose in the nose. Normal holes in the nose. You know, but women find you attractive.

They do. Very. There was one girl, I told you who it was. That one is Ramsey single? And in my mind, I'm like, it was the first time where I went, oh, he, could be attractive. He could be attractive. Because when I look at you, I don't see it.

I can only see it through other people's eyes. Uh-huh. Yeah. Would you find him attractive? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Thanks, Cap Bird. But do you see like your openers on stage and you're like, oh, there's no way that

they're hot? Yeah. Wow. Is that why I go? What? Is that why you take me? What? Because there's no way that you think I can get any of the women?

I don't know why I take you. I haven't really thought about why. Let's not get it. Let's not get too much in this conversation. Although, although somebody on my DM said, can you bring catbert to San Jose? Wow.

Yeah. Now, we did have a... I don't know if I can use her because, you know, Santino uses her. Oh. Wait. But I don't have pores in my nose.

Oh, no. I take a poorest guy who's loyal. You have pores on your badge. Oh. How do you know that? Oh. That's kind of weird. Yeah

What? I don't care for the disloyalty I stay loyal I'm loyal Unless Santino's interesting Then we'll talk You did a really good job at my special Did I?

I think you were running around And you really did You know Because you see my assistant there Bro I was there You had an assistant there? She was there Melanie

At the after party Oh she was at the after party She was eating Taco Bell Yeah Yeah yeah But yeah you You know what I mean you really did work hard.

Some would say, you were there. Someone would say, secured a spot in your tour. I think so. I think you're right. Some were saying that. Someone would say.

Someone would also say, I could do maybe five minutes at the top. You can host the show. Okay. You can host San Jose. You can feature, and I can headline. Okay.

What do you think? Deal. You can headline. That's okay. We'll allow it. Can I headline? You can help. Yeah.

Yeah. Thank you so much. La la la la la la la. Yeah. Have you done stand-up? Is that your favorite character in Star Wars, though, the Sand People? Or Jawa. I mean, anybody on tattooing probably you love.

I like the little guys with the hoods. Yeah, yeah. They're not tattooing. Jaws. Jaws, what you call? Houdini. Yeah, I like those guys. He said that a lot in the movie.

I don't know what Uthini means. Is it Houdini? No, they go Uttini. Are they like little Italians? These are the, they're called Tuscan Raiders, not Sand People. Yeah. But they're the Tuscan Raiders. I did relate to them.

They look like the Raiders of Oakland a little bit. Yeah, but Luke never calls him Tuscan Raiders. He does, yeah. In the movie, he can send people. Yeah. And so there's Obi-1, I think. But you saw the movie, right? That part, yeah.

So good. Yeah, so good. Classic Star Wars. So did you finish episode one of Game of Thrones? I got pretty close. You never, since we last talk, though. You just started? Yeah.

You never saw it. The original, not the new thing that's out the... Yeah, but you never saw the original. It just came out three weeks. Oh, my God. I never seen it either. It was great. Whoa.

There's a guy and he cut off the guy's head and did all that stuff. Hey man. Hey man. Spoiler alert. For cat, it doesn't see it. Yeah, yeah. Why haven't you seen it?

Let's get down to this. Get down to it. Why haven't you seen it? Because I think I tried to see it in the beginning and I was like, okay. Okay, what? I know what this is about. I know the political. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I think it's my ex-boyfriend at the time was like, you got to see it. And I just didn't like that. I just didn't want to see anything that. he was seeing. You know what? I think I have the same reason. Yeah. Not the boyfriend, but the girlfriend thing.

Yeah, that's why I don't really watch, like, basketball anymore. Like, I stopped watching football with Tim Tebow when he was on deck or whatever, you say. Okay. Because that was it for me. Can we stick with Game of Thrones? Yeah, please. Tim Tebow, you know? You dated him?

No, no, no, no. He wouldn't want to. No, I didn't date Tim Tebow. No, no. Because wasn't he a virgin for a long time? Yeah, I think he's like a famous Christian. Yeah. We go back to...

Game throws. Why would you want? So that's the only reason why you haven't seen that. Yeah. You're not a TV guy. No. Girl, I mean. Thanks.

So, are you going to finish episode one or no? I'm thinking about it. I don't think you're well. I don't think you're a TV guy. You didn't like it at all? That's fine. I think you said you're going to watch it until the... I'm going to watch the red wedding.

That I'll give you my word. But you did you... You have to watch finish one first. But that's the thing about it. I don't like... Wow, Trevor Long. Oh. Thank God.

Thank God. Sidehawks here. A star. Sidehog? Yeah. Do you say that because it's in the Super Bowl? No, from your profile, you look like a hawk to me. Thank you.

That's why I call you side. From the side, you kind of look like a Haribo gummy bear. Here we go. You know what? And I'm not saying Haribo because it is a... Dude, it's the best brand. It's the best brand. Haribroo of Gumby Bears are the best.

I love him. Yeah, yeah. But you know how confident you've gotten? I think a year ago you would have never slammed me back. Because I've done this show and I know that you like zingers. You zip zabs up on this show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't yes, and you got to come in with heat.

You're big on the nose train today. Yeah, I am on a nose train, yeah. What is he talking shit about your guys' noses? It's not my eyes. Can I see your side profile? It's not the profile he has an issue with. It's the poorest level. What does that mean?

Look closely at his nose and look at all the pores in his nose. Trevor, you don't have to do this. Oh, yeah, that's a Braille Man's. You got Schindler's list written on your nose, dude. I was ready to align. Dead Sea Scrolls that you can read. I would have never noticed that

unless I brought it up. Yeah, yeah, but now you do notice it, right? Can you unsee it now? Please don't. Let's not. Yeah, I can unse it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, Treber.

Yeah, Ram's a great guy, so I'm not going to. He's great comic, great guy. Great guy. Yeah, do you know cat much or no? Seen at the store but never met officially. Nice to meet you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great nose, by the way.

Thank you so much. Can I see the side profile? Oh. Is it German? French. Yeah. Okay. What is the stereotype of a French person?

I'm kind of like... That smells in the pits? Smalley, yeah. Hairy armpits. Okay, well, spot off. Slots. Okay. Rood.

It's not true. Are French sluts? That's... What does that mean? You know, they're very sexual people. They're open. They're open and sexually. Yeah.

And I feel like I could get laid there. Oh, big time. Yeah. You think? Maybe once. I think Irvine. You think Irvine, California. I think you're going to Irvine, California.

Oh, no, wait. Let me tell me. What parts of the country do you think I do well in then? Why Irvine? Yeah, Irvine. Yeah, Irvine, yeah. Kaytown, obviously. San Francisco.

San Francisco, good? Korea? No, in this country. North or south? North. Hawaii? Destroy Hawaii. Destroy Hawaii.

Destroy Hawaii. Where else? I think that's it. Yeah. Fine, please. Okay, I'll tell you. No, I think anywhere. I really think anywhere.

I don't think I'm anywhere. Really? Yeah. Like, Lubbock, Texas. Yeah, I don't do so well. Really? Peoria, Illinois. I don't do so well.

But who does well out there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you want to do well out there? Jacksonville, Florida. You don't want to do well out there. Where? Jacksonville, Florida. Actually, I did do one there.

Oh. Do one? Yeah, I did one there. And she was hot! I feel like the woman in Jacksonville who wants to fuck you is going to be really hot. That's a good compliment. The one there is going to be really. Oh, the one.

Yes. The one is a 10. She's a 10. Oh, the one there. Only one. Well, if there is one, she's. There is one. Yeah, yeah.

And you did? Can we pull her up? The one. Yeah, yeah, I did one. What do you have? Let's pull her up. I get to get my phone, but I can show you. Oh, really?

You don't record with your phone in here? What? You don't record with your phone in here? I just forgot it upstairs. It's like a 5G thing? Yeah. No, I mean, usually I do have my phone down here.

I just don't have it right now. Oh, here's what girls in Jacksonville look like. Wow. One of those girls. The one's like a history book. Yeah. And also that's not accurate.

There's not one gold grill. There's not one white girl saying the word white people can't say on there. I don't see an invincible tattoo anywhere. Yeah. I don't explain that joke. Well, like, kind of a white, trashy,

kind of tattoo and cursive. Invisible? Invincible? With Mark Wahlberg? Yeah. You know, let's just move past a Jackson. No, no, I want to analyze it. It was an attempt.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm here for. Invincible tattoo. Okay. You know, can we come with something else, maybe? That's, you know, I don't see a... How about backdoor, babe? I like that.

That's pretty good. Tap out logo? Whoa. Tap out. Oh, me on the nose? Speaking of all on the nose. Jacksville, you can find it right there. It's above...

It's Dave County. Orlando? Orlando's so big. For once, the nose jokes aren't on me, which is awesome. That was a tit for tap. We're even right now. We are even. Yeah, very good.

Good call back. Hey, thanks, man. I appreciate that. Thank you. Why isn't Steve on the show more often? Steve, who? Your brother. He hasn't been on in years.

Man, like 20. He's probably number one Lee, I'd say. Oh, out of the Lee clan. Out of the Lee's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? I would say he's number one as well. That's nice.

You know, I was really trying to rile you up, and I got nothing. what it was? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I just feel like people in the comments are like, where's Bobby's bro? Yeah, yeah, I agree, yeah. You're not going to rob them up today. Good, because you know why? I texted Santino and I said, what can I do to piss off Bobby before doing the show? And he literally said, bring up Steve and the fact that he's not on the show. Yeah, that'll rock them out. So shout it to Santino, but it didn't, I like this mood you're in today. It's a pretty good move because I'm on Lexopro now. Nice. Yeah, yeah. So I think it's Wow. What are you?

Since when? A couple weeks. Okay. Congratulations. Congratulations. How do you feel? Ruminating thoughts are not as intense. Nice.

Because I go into these loops, you know, and I start thinking about something, and it just gets super depressed because I'll just think of negative things constantly. Even after the special, that week was terrible. Why is that? Because I think it was like I worked on it for so long. It was done And I had so much anxiety over the year Just even, you know, getting ready for it

And then once it happened It went fine But I know, I just went I went into a depression I think mainly because I have to write another hour Yeah, yeah, it's hard Not for a while though You have like a year

Yeah Put it out in five years, I think Yeah, yeah, yeah You can still run the same hour Yeah You know honestly I'll probably do another one Three years Really?

Yeah I like that That's not that long I think in three years I'll have one I'll tour it and then do another one How many have you done? One. Yeah.

Shooting another one on March 13th. For who? For me. Oh, I don't know. Was it Teraducto? The taraducto is the first one, yeah. What was the first one? What was the first one?

Prime. Amazon Prime. You sold it there. Yes, Prime. I don't have a buyer yet, but we're just going to shoot it and see what happens. I don't even care if it goes on YouTube. I feel like that's almost like that might be best case scenario because already have the audience there.

And you can just drive so many clips to it on there that I don't really know yeah I'm honestly surprised he got a 4.3 out of 5 I'll take that all day that's not bad yeah I'm scaled yeah what is that 4.3 out of 5 so but that's at 8.6 oh that's 86% that's good that's all of me did you chose to oh I like the whole 80s did you yeah I chose everything wow I was super hands on with it yeah it's dope it is how did you does your set design you showed me at the store really sick it was so cool you guys are both at the taping yeah yeah yeah yeah how to go it was awesome he killed it

god wow did you show your cock and balls no butthole a little bit he didn't do anything naked I didn't do anything negative that crazy there was a little pub shot at the end

last one you that's what the credits are I did one pub shot at the final shot just for funsies that's gotta be the hook yeah yeah that's you do the thumbnail

I genuinely believe that's true yeah no because for many years people were like you know oh you get naked you do all these weird things and I look at a show I don't have to do those things. I just do it for funzies.

I think that's beautiful. But let them see a little cock and ball. Especially now it's on Disney Channel. With Hulu, they're like, we have one note, no penis, please. Yeah, yeah. They had no notes, too, which is weird. Really?

Nothing. It's already done or they were there. No, but they were all there. And I asked, you know, is there any notes? And they're like, they don't have any. Yeah, the word about the next Marvel movie. Which makes me feel like they're going to go, oh, we're not airing.

Like whatever, whatever. We fucked up, give you a deal. But yeah, yeah, we're not erring. What's the name? Have you said the name yet? Yeah, I mean, I think you said it here. I might change it. What's the working title, though?

Finally. Finally. Yeah, that's great. Oh, finally. Oh. It's spelled L-E-E. Is it L-E? No.

Oh. Shilly, right? I feel like that's good SEO, good search engine. Finally. You should do Fonnell Lee? Finally. L-E? I'm a no on that one.

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Did you ever have comedy merch coming up that was like the pun or like corky? Like it's like you flip the shirt up and there's a punchline. I think that was popular early on with road dogs. Did you ever have that? No, I never. You were just always famous. I never did merch. Really?

Wow. Never sold merch on my life in my life. Not even a pub? But you've got. Oh, that's a good. One single Bobby Lee pub? Yeah. That's good.

That would go for a lot of money. You know, DNA. Yeah. I'm scared of that. Me too. Because I do glue thumbs. What? Yeah.

What is this? Glue thumbs. What is this? See that? Yeah. See the glue? Yeah. Well, I'm obsessed with glue.

Oh, I think. You know, you should make glue thumbs. So you put glue in, then you peel it off. Yeah, but you have to do like 20 layers. In order for it to get a... Yeah, so it's... Thank God you found Lexapurah. Yeah.

You're doing glue. You let it, right? And drawing it. And I used to, I thought to myself, should I sell this as merch? But I don't want a murder to happen and have to put my thumbprints all over the house. Yeah.

So it's like... You still do it or no? Cubs. I made a complete glue hand maybe a month ago on the road. Me, Pittsburgh. What inspired you to get into glue? Depression.

No. Edgid Edgid It's got to be in middle school What is this? That's you putting glue While driving Oh really?

Then you just do that way Oh yeah yeah I used to put glue and then It's like somebody's filming their Uber driver Yeah yeah And he's got a door dash order How long ago was this? This was our 11th vlog

So this means it was probably Nine years ago Wow Is it like a texture thing for you? Yeah Oh wow Yeah You know what I also used to do

I used to do So you just I used to buy brand new This is back in that time Brand new converses And I used to tie them The back of my car

Like you just got married Yeah Yeah Yeah yeah And I would drive it From Phoenix to L.A. Dragging on the freeway So they get weathered

Oh and they'd wear him Then I would wear him Yeah I did that shit in middle school I wanted to be a skateboarder so bad And they all had the Did you guys skate growing up? Yeah

They all had like the tear right here From doing kick flips And I couldn't kickflip So one night I just grind it on the skateboard. And then, like, one day they're brand new. The next day they were just torn up. And they're like, oh, you must have to skate it hard last night. Pretty crazy on that grip tape.

But yeah, I was such a poser, man. I just, I've done a lot of posey stuff. Well, it's like also by, so, you know, I wear Japanese rodentum. I don't know if I'm not cut it. No, but I'm going to say, what I'm going to say it. The end's down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and Christine Nob, you know what I mean? Really like, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We call them freedom jeans now. Yeah. I liked it, George. I thought it. Bob was ready. Bob was ready to go in. Explain it.

Explain it. It's like freedom fries, but for jeans. Yeah, but explain why it's funny. You don't have to, George. Okay. Yeah, so. But you like the shoes now? No, but what I would, I would do is I would, I go to APC.

Yeah. What is that? It's a clothing store. And they have raw denim. They rent them out so they'll get brand new raw denim, have people wear them for years, and then they buy them back and they resell them. It's like a surrogate.

Yeah, it's a surrogate, yeah, yeah. And I buy them, and they're more expensive. After they've been worn? Yes. How does that work? They're more expensive after. Yeah, because they're perfectly distressed. Oh.

Yeah, yeah. So who has to? Do you look up APC pre-wool? and sold at the store. That's like that experiment in middle school when they're like, you have to watch this egg

for like a week when you return it. Like somebody has to take care of these genes to the perfect level and then return it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Explain the egg. So, chicken has a chicken. But they'd make you, I don't think they, did they ever do this with a placebo factor? It'd make you take their

and say something. I know what an egg looks like so stop doing this. Okay, I know what an egg looks like. You're trying to explain it. Yeah, thank you. So when I was. But I feel like maybe that was just a placebo effect or like it never really happened.

But I think in middle school you'd have to watch an egg for a week to show that you'd be a good parent, which is not a good. Is this real? I think you're right. We had to drop an egg off of like the third balcony to see if it would crack. Like we'd have to wrap it up and then it would. Would you work for the Ford Motor Company? No, it's just. You know how they used to do that with skulls and stuff to test like seatbelts and stuff?

Like how to, anyway. That's what we did. Yeah. I should have. That was a bad one too. Explain it. No, because it's just. Yeah.

Like here. Talk to me now. Damn. God damn. Damn. That we're all failing, huh? Yeah, we're all to explain our shit. Yeah, I don't want to explain.

You're right. I dropped the ball in that one. It was a reference. I was thinking. I was thinking. Yeah, you were? Yeah, but you didn't say it. You know why?

It wasn't that funny. When she threw it out there, explain it. Why are we explaining so many jokes? Explain it. You sub with the girl in Jacksonville. Explain it. Yeah, yeah.

Can I tell you something that happened the other day at the comedy store? Please. I want to see what the correct reaction would be. Good, good, good, good. And I want to see if this person was out of pocket because I don't think they were, you know what I mean?

But I didn't know how to react. So it was at the comedy store. And, like, you don't know Cat Bird, right? I mean, you've seen her around, but you really never talk to her. There's several people like that at the comedy store where I'm nice to them. I just never, I don't know their real names necessarily.

You have fake names for them? No. He does have fake names. Yeah, I do. Yeah, if I give you, what, give me some of the fight names? There was no neck. No neck. I'll tell you after.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he doesn't know that he's called None. He doesn't know he's called. Yeah, Minion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Aren't that the same people? This would be a fun game to see if I can guess who. Noneck and Minion are not the same people.

They should not. Yeah, what else? I was holes for a while. Holes. Yeah. From your nose? Yeah. Joey is Muppet.

Muppet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So if I don't know somebody's name, I'll just throw out a nickname. I'll just call him that. Like Rick Ingram for years I don't know his name. So I used to call him White Lightning. Oh, that's great. Honestly, even better than Rick Ingram.

It's like a downgrade to go to your actual name. Yeah. That's the comedy story of the day. There was an adorn man that walked out to me. I don't know his name. I've seen him around just don't know anything about him he goes hey

can I talk to you by and I go sure I thought he was gonna you know when a young comic wants to talk to you what do you think it's about comedy it's about comedy or

can I open for you or like I need some advice yeah and he goes hey this guy goes hey if you know want to know about Jesus Christ we should get together

and we should talk excuse me yeah but like this was at the store yeah this gives like flappers energy yeah Burbank ice house yeah yeah yeah

haha ha ha ha ha yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's right and I go excuse me and he goes yeah but you know because I heard you on a podcast talking to a Christian and he's like if you want to ever get together and talk about it you know I'd love to do that

and I go thanks dude see you later and we kind of walked away from each other and is he new there no no no you guys super nice

by the way in earnest he's being really earnest he's being earnest he's not joking at all he's not joking deeply Christian young man yeah can we say the name and bleep it no

I don't even think you know you don't know there's no way there's no way you know removed from you can I ask you a question were you coming from like a set were you in a good headspace

when he asked oh yeah I killed Okay, okay. That's the worst time to talk about Christ. I'll accept it. Talk to me after I bomb. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like being coked out.

You want to sober up? I'm like, I want to keep this train going, dude. The fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm in a good mood, killed. And also like, you know, I'm on a new medication. I feel, you know, not ruminating, right? You're the best place.

And when he brought it up, I got trapped in my mind. You know what I mean? And there were so many different things that were going to And did you try to get him fired? I bet the thought crossed your body. It did. It did. I need to.

I see a photo of this? Because I'll tell you why. I'm going to tell you why, okay, is the younger generation now, they don't know rules. Too confident, you feel like? Way too confident. And it's like, when I was a dora man. I'm just showing him a photo. So he can really absorb.

you seen it before? I think so. He's not really around as much because he's a student, I think. Like, if I would have said hi to like Martin Lawrence in the 90s or Chris Rock, I would have got fired. Is that really how it was? No, but it was like, I don't

think that it would, I think it would have completely ignored me. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, hey, you know what I mean? Yeah. Joe, Rogan. Did he have to park your car? Do you think he's putting like a rosary everywhere? The demons? Yeah, then also, do I, am I evil?

That's another thing that you go, I might be, because he doesn't do that, he would never do that with Sebastian. He might, though. There's no way. You don't think so. Sebastian get married in the largest Catholic church. Yeah, he's done. Yeah, yeah. You're approachable to somebody who wants to convert you.

Yeah. You have a vulnerability. You look convertible. Yeah. Oh, I'm not convertible. I didn't think I'm open, though. Okay. Yeah.

I think five minutes with my uncle. cool you'd think about Islam. Five minutes? All right. I think 10, but five? Okay, okay. Ten minutes, I mean. Yeah, yeah.

You didn't say anything you just left? No, I go, thank you. I didn't know what to say. I was shocked. That was nice. You weren't mean. I was in show, no, I go, thanks. I didn't know what this is a guy.

Thank you so much, guy. And I walked away. And he was the first guy called. Do you avoid him now? Or have you seen him? I haven't seen him since. Will you be avoiding him? Yeah, how about you come up?

how you're going to follow up with this because this is pretty this is I think he'll be nice I think he'll pretend like nothing happened and I know his name now yeah so now I'll go okay we spent this whole time try to what would you call him what nickname yeah that's what I wanted to know in the beginning what was his nickname before I see that's another thing I think it's probably he wasn't even in the realm of nickname wow you're mean he was MPC for sure you're saying it's like it's like it's like Non-playable Christian. Say hello. Oh, shit. Yeah, he was a non-playable Christian. That's tough. But funny. He's a funny guy.

Very funny. I looked him up online. Yeah. You know what I mean? And he's got potential. Yeah. Yeah. But there is a part of me that was found an offensive.

I don't think it's a... He never even said hello. As a first conversation, it's a little interesting. To open with that, To me it was... God people, and listen, I love God and Jesus and all that, but they'll stand up front of crypto.com with a megaphone. They're not asking for, like,

hey, what's your name where you're from? I've heard about our Lord and Savior. They're just in it. They don't have any, like, social regulation. They're just like, here, let's talk about Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. I want to know, Kat and Ramsey, has he approached you to try to convert you guys?

No. He knows I'm steadfast in Islam. I would never... But he's never come up to you. He's never, no, which is actually really offensive. Yeah, he doesn't want to save your soul. What the heck? Yeah.

I'm going to give you an example of why it's weird. Okay. So many, many years ago, when I was living in San Diego, I had met the shores. Okay. And I was also heavily in AA, right? And Mitzie said something. forgot what she said, but it really hurt my feelings. Yeah.

And I went to my sponsor, my A sponsor, and I go, no, granted, I'm a doorman in La Jolla. At that time, I had probably had one conversation with her. You mean, I had just gotten past. She was super intimidating. And I was just relaying this to my, that it hurt my feelings to my sponsor, my sponsor. You know what you need to do then, because this is what we do as an active member of Alcoholics is sit down with her and say that you have a resentment, you know what I mean, and that it really hurt your feelings.

You know what I mean? And I looked at it and I go, the same rules don't apply to show business. You can do that at Home Depot or any other place, you know what I mean? But that doesn't apply to go to Mitzie Shore and to do that. That just, there's just no way. So I never did that. I think the same rule applies to this situation. He shouldn't come up to you.

I don't think so. You're Mitzie in this situation. I'm just Hold Holes Piecing this together No, I think the rules of change And maybe it's different now

But I'm just saying At that time Would you say that you're also More accessible than most comics? That's what I want to say You're so friendly with everyone Bobby's very nice to the door I don't know friendly is the word

Yeah, I wouldn't have to be Right Available? You smoke more cigarettes than most Thus you're on the patio Yes, thus approach Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're most available.

I'm available. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not the friendly. Because I've known about you for my whole career, but I feel like I would see you, and I didn't approach you until I heard you say something nice about me on this podcast or bad friends. But up until then, I just had not move on.

Yeah. As like a sign of respect. But that's, that's, that's how I'm like with other people. Like, I didn't talk to Spade until he talked to me. Yeah. and you had to put a wig on and wear a bra. You downfired that? I doubt fired it.

Yeah, you're quick today. Very good. You don't have to explain that. I got it. Good one. Delfire. Don't explain. Don't explain.

Is there anybody you would take that advice from it? If Santino said, like, hey, seek God, would you? Or you think it's a bit? That's another thing. In my mind, as, like, who could do it? And I think God knows that the only way that I can convert. is if it was like Decapria. That's hilarious.

If he used Decaprio. He might be in a different church if we're thinking. But you know what I mean? It's got to be like Brock Obama. Yeah. Like Obama came up to me, hey, you know what I mean? So like 2010's celebrities kind of thing? No, you just need credits.

You need a good IMD credits. No, it's not credits. It's got to be something that's like, Simon Cowell. Randy Jackson. Let's go through the list. That's the lowest celebrity that could get you's Now what I'm interested in.

Quentin Tarantino. Maybe I'm shallow. Do you think I'm shallow? I think that's what my... No, but it feels like an attack. It feels personable. Because it's not even about the religion at that point. It's like he looked at me and saw that I needed help in some regard.

So now it's about you versus the religion in my perspective. No, the reason why he did it, it wasn't because that he mentioned... Well, I heard you on George Janko's podcast. And George Janko... What? Isn't that a God podcast? Yeah. So that's why he got...

I heard you on that. So if you ever want to talk about Jesus... this, let's get together, is what kind of a thing? This all feels very friendly. Now it started, the more you keep explaining it. It feels like very genuine

that he's just like. No, you guys aren't understanding what I'm saying. Stop giving more details. Keep more. I don't know. What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is if I'm working at an Apple store.

Here we go. Right. If I'm working at Apple store. I like this. Right. And I was a Christian. Uh-huh. And when Steve Jobs was alive,

he just happened to like visit, be visiting the store. Are you Steve Jobs in this situation? Steve and Missy's a show. Steve. You're Steve Jobs. Are you God in the situation? It's an extreme example, right?

But I don't think an employee would walk up to Steve Jobs and goes, hey, you know what I mean, do you want to talk about Jesus? Yeah. For sure they wouldn't. Yeah. Yeah. You might walk up to Bobby Lee, though. Maybe their manager. All right.

So what you're saying is that I have no power. I'd say he's not true. He's an employee and you're at the genius bar. It's not, you know, that's the. Oh, God. You're a shift leader. But like Palo Alto. Palo Alto.

Like where it all started. Hallo Alto, Bobby. Oh, headquartered. That's like you being like, I'm Martin Luther King Jr. We're already. Okay. All right. So, in that situation, I'm Jesus Christ himself.

Okay. I'm pinned to the cross and you're going to come up to me. And tell me about myself. Okay, okay. I think you're right. I think you're right. Maybe you're right. You were going to say something, George?

No. Yeah, you were. Let your hand up. I have a long time ago. Oh, a long time ago, okay. I do think it is weird that he approached you if that's the first thing he ever said to you. But I do think he was trying to help

because he heard you on a podcast. He is trying to help. What to do, what to do from now. What did you say on George Janko's podcast and maybe sparking? I would have to find Jesus. Someone help me. I hate that.

Some younger voice from the comedy scene, please seek out to me. Yeah. But I also thought this is that if I do die, right? judgment, right? And they go, you're going to hell.

And I go, why? Well, we sent people down. Right. And my mind is, oh, that was my way. Because he would be the guy. He's a pure soul. This guy. I think God would do.

Yeah, there's no way. You think God's coming down as Leonard DiCaprio? Yeah. But if you really want to get to Bobby, it's not through a comedian. You got to send like some riot chick. Big rack. Is like, have you heard about the Lord? And you're like, go on.

Yeah, maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Like, if God were to send somebody down to you to be through the form

of a female woman. You would think that God would send a messenger that I would listen to. Sidney. He did. Didn't he said exactly this person? He's like, I tried in Jacksonville. It couldn't work. Yeah, yeah. Didn't you date a lady who went to church? What? Oh my God. I did. He dated a worship leader.

I did. A horse ship. No, it was a horseship. A horse ship. A horse girl? Yeah, yeah. It's weird that we're just saying people can convert you based on their IMDBs or like how popular they. No, but what I'm saying is is that if it was like you know, Mike Tyson probably could confirm me. Oh, 100%.

Give me some names and I'll tell you who. We have to find the Lord is what? Trevor Wallace. Trevor Wallace. I'm Jewish. Welcome aboard. We're not doing. No, but what I'm saying? I would have a conversation with him, though. You know what I mean?

Yeah. If he really tried to convert me, Trevor, you did. But you would listen. I would listen, right? So what I'm saying is give me some names. I'll tell you if I would or not. Where it stops. Okay. Jake Johnson, you girl. Jake, yes. Oh.

Annie Letterman. Nope. Josh Peck. There we go. Yeah, you. See, this is where I'm interested in, the line. Where's the line where we go, I'm not listening to that guy.

You love him, man. I do love, maybe I will. Okay. Yeah, maybe I would. Gypsy Rose. What? Gypsy Rose. Nope.

There's a good one, though. There's no way, no. Craig Robinson. You have to. He's on the office. Yeah. Do you see those stats? I don't know if he likes me.

Why do you say this? So it's only people that... I like you and have credits? Yeah. I can't imagine him doing it. Do you have a dream person who you kind of hope speaks to you about this? Oh, cool, yeah. I mean, if it was like Dr. Dre.

Yes. Anyone from NWA? Anyone from NWA? Ice Cube. Any of those guys. Candice Owens. Yeah. Oh, Candice Owens for sure.

How about Puff Daddy? No. Erica Kirk. No. JZ. You have to listen. He's got the fireworks and everything. You got to listen.

Dr. Dre. That's why. He has to do it. Easy E. His ghost? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it just depends.

How about you? Who could convert me? From Judaism to Christianity. What's funny is when my dad proposed my mom, he was Christian, and when he proposed that, my mom, before saying yes, said, will he convert to Judaism for me? And he said, yeah. But before saying yes to the ring, she asked that. Wow.

Like, what a pressure moment. That's a lot. That's a lot. I've already got the ring. You're signing the lease in court dries. Like, hey. That is real love, though. For your girlfriend, would you? No, absolutely not.

Would you what? Convert? So you don't love her. No, I'm just not going to. What he did was real love. His parents, real love. My girlfriend is Jewish as well. Converting to Judaism is so much work.

It's not. It's the whole government thing, is it? I'm in it, and I don't even know. Is it a hard? You got to study? You got to go to stuff. Are you sure? You just get dunk in water or something?

Trust me. This is what I would say. Do I have to study? Yeah, you do. No, but they said no. Sign on the dotted line. I want to say, I'm not studying. I'm not reading any of the books.

Right? I'll do it just to do it. What would you do then? Just sign up kind of? No, I would just convert. What does it matter? I just don't even know how it works. Honestly, I don't want to do any work.

I'm not doing any work. Yeah. It's really hard. What do they read the Quran? Yeah. Torah. Torah. Is that yours?

I'm the Quran. Yeah, your Quran. You're Torah, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I won't read any of them. Oh, now that's... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now you're just being hurtful.

Yeah. I mean, I would read like a note from that wall. Zok Dock. You know, oh, my ankle hurts. Oh, yeah. Big time. That's a big problem for you. What do I do?

I guess you could try to go to a doctor, but that might take forever. It'd be so expensive. Then what would I do? I think you got to go to Zok Dock. Exactly. Because why wouldn't you do that? You do that with everything.

else, right? Of course. You read reviews on what restaurant. You don't go blindly to a restaurant, but you probably do. No, no, no. Yeah, if this is halal guys, you'll go. But, yeah, but most of us,

you know what I mean? Yeah. We read reviews. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I do that with my health as well. You got to. And don't go, stop going to the halalga guys

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Yeah. I mean, I would read like a note from that wall. Okay. What about my? Yeah. I don't know the name, but I know there's a wall. I went to that wall. What the hell were you doing there?

Jerusalem, right? Yeah. Show up the photo. I went to the wall and I stuck a note in there. The great wall? Of China. What were you doing in China? Yeah, it was a great wall in China.

What were you doing in Israel? And there's so much wall to do it. There's a lot of wall. What were you doing in Israel? You're doing a funny bone out there? What is going on here? Yeah. So I went, that's the wall.

And you have these photos pulled up so quickly. This is crazy. And I did a little note and I stuck it in the wall. Do you remember what you wrote? It was about pussy. Oh, my God. Yeah, hey God, can you get me more pussy? I don't know what.

Something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was about a girl. Like, can you get Sabrina to like me or whatever? It was like something. I bet a majority of those notes are there. Oh, was it a... Who was that?

Me, Greenberg, and Byrne. Do you do some for the IDF? Yeah. No. What's that shirt that I wear? Bob Dong. Bob and Doug. Doug McKenzie.

Oh, yeah, from Bruce Brewsters. What's that movie? You went out there to perform for the troops or no? Or you were just on birthright. Oh, that was us again. Jamie Chung? It was. Jamie Chung what?

Wait, is that? Who I think that is? It was just a free trip from Israel, right? You see Epstein in the back? What it was was, was they used to bring groups of celebrities out there free

and you get to you know the first class five-star hotels pretty just all the meals paid for they give you big tours of everything but everything you have to tweet positive things about Israel

and it was did you know that before going not really so you're in Israel and then you're like wait what do I have to tweet it was hard to tweet because I did the first tweet and it was bad

it was in German what was the tweet? I mean, it was, what? Oh, this is beautiful out here. Thank you for the, you know. Like hummus and stuff? What? Yeah.

Is that a... Bibi's great. Yeah. Nothing weird going out here. Yeah, yeah. Stuff like that, you know. Everybody seems happy. Yeah.

And then the comments were, oh my God. It's a hornet's nest you don't need to rattle. It's a hornet's a nest that I don't need to rattle. Yeah, yeah. It's a hornet of... Yeah, it's a hornetownie. Huck's a tony fill. Do you think he gets pussy?

You don't do politics in your act. No. Yeah. You don't talk about politics in podcasting either, right? Mm-mm. You and Michael still do it? Yeah. Yeah.

What a great guy. Craig guy, really moving tickets. Very funny, man. He's so funny, that guy. He really is. His energy's electric. Yeah. It's hard to get two guys at the same level, almost, in terms of talent.

You guys meet a lot of porn stars, don't you? We stopped doing that a while ago. It just got weird when you're, like, at an airport and some drunk guys, like, what does Bonnie Blues sound like? Yeah. Yes, latex. Yeah, yeah. We had Bonnie Blue, too.

So we had Lily Phillips and Bonnie Blue on, and Lily was super funny and, like, good riff. And then Bonnie was kind of just more like, like, you'd make a joke, and she'd be like, no, I like getting real by a thousand guys. Oh, yeah. Not playful. Where was that door man when she was there? Jesus. I think after that, we were like, okay, we hit the Mount Rushmore of people who do porn. Yeah.

We kind of stopped. but you just thought it'd be funnier just to be ourselves or just like have other comics and whatnot. I mean, I support people that are in the adult entertainment industry. But would I, like, when I have porn says, would I date them? I don't think I would. Why not? Have you never?

No, I've never have. Is that just because you've... Really? Yes. Explain yourself. Yeah, yeah. I haven't. But you've never hooked up with one?

No. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jacksonville for sure. Yes, I have. But more only fan people. But where does the line blur?

Because you had only fans, and they're doing the same shit, just different website. They're showing butthole and everything. Usually you're like, oh, it's probably just lingerie. You got a one Reddit thread. You're like, why is there a lot of lamp in there? Yeah, yeah.

But some only fans only show, they don't show sexual. But it gets there. You think once you do, like, I'm only going to do news. You think eventually one does? I literally think it's a gateway drug to porn. Yeah. Once you start the LF, even all the comics that are doing like OF TV, I'm like, they're showing cock soon.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like one dark joke turns into anal pretty quick. Exactly. I just think it is slippery. It starts with, like, lingerie, then people get bored of lingerie, and then I find one nip. Yeah.

I mean, if I could get views on Onlyfans using my butthole, and I was making Bonnie Blue money or these kind of people's money. They're making so much money. Then I would probably do it. Me and Ramsey would do sexual things I would do it 100%. If we, okay, which hole?

Sorry, I've known this guy for like a decade plus. Great guy. Pat, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was really quick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we're out of this bit. Yeah, no, it's not.

I was just thinking about which hole in the nose. Probably the one that's like 90th, 90th out, you know what I mean? Yeah, 2000 to the right. Send me the coordinates later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I should have been coordinate

that would have been fun longitude latitude edit it in that would that would have like 2,000 that was not good yeah yeah yeah

why am I so I'm analyzing everything today right yeah but would you like so how about this

us for right if we even all made $250,000 a month right and we all and we had

a quick comedy and we just all forehead have sex with each other. Would you do it? Cat's face almost died. Yeah, yeah. I'm just confused on like what the mission statement there was.

So we just quit comedy and we just all have to. How about you? You're not involved. You're just directing, but you have to quit comedy. You have to direct these things. Full time. But it's us three. I don't think you would do it with you based on your face. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I might go down even to 10K. I'll be reversed on the negotiation. But that's because right now, you're not there yet. No, no. No, no. What I was saying. What I define Christ in your life. What I'm saying is that in two or three years,

you're going to be making great money. That's awesome. Because you were once at his level. No? Yeah, I mean, I've no ramsey for, like, five years. He's a talented guy. No? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is getting weird. I don't know why. I think for both of you, I think that you guys are a couple years away from making pretty good money in the business. Okay. I think one from really good to pretty good. Kind of an average? Like two to three years, you'll be getting, you know, bare minimum.

You'll work at a season? No, but you'll be making the $10,000 a month. So why do, so we have to have sex with each other now? No, I'm just saying. No, I'm just, forget that. Okay, let's go on from that. I'm now going to do more of a positive thing. Okay, there we go.

That's a Lexaprotoc. I want you. I like it. All three of you are zinging today. Some failures, but I think we're all in the pocket. What do you think? doing great. It's a batting average The batting average. Either strike out or you get

a grand slam. I just throw it out there. Absolutely. Volume shooter, as they say. It's a volume shooter. Volume shooter. But when you hit, you hit. Yeah. You've got some good singers today. Thanks, Bobby. No, I'm being genuine. I'm genuine. I love doing this show. Yeah, but you two don't do you worry, I think. What do you

think? Yeah, I agree. Trevor and I think. I've really hesitating on this. I've never seen Katta go up, but I've heard great things. And you just had a Don't Tell special drop, correct? Yes, I did, yeah. Plug it. Thank you.

Yeah. But, plug it. I have a Don't Tell special out right now. All right now. Leap that out. But yeah, I haven't seen you go up, but I hear a great thing. Thank you. That's really nice.

Yeah. And now Ramsey. How long have you doing Ramsey? Oh, through open mics in like the west side. Old school days. For like, 20. Were you guys friends in the open mic game? Happy birthday to us.

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They didn't watch you do three minutes. Dude, those 1 a.m. bucket pulls. Yes, dude. Because the West Side, they pull 25 names out first. So you're so excited. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And throughout the night, you realize that you could be that last spot. It's almost worse than if you didn't get pulled.

That was my first ever open mic was being the last slot at the West Side comedy ever. Well, why do you stay? Because you're... You don't know. So you pull the 25 names. Yeah, but by the second to the last guy, you know. You would leave, right? Yeah, I would leave.

Well, you've waited so long. Yeah, exactly. I left when the other night where I saw Sebastian go up. And then Allie was... But then I saw that Sebastian had a 30-minute spot. And I just went at home. I think I would leave in that situation. The Westside situation.

I had to stay. Yeah. Well, they don't tell you when you're going to be out of the 25. So, like, 50 people sign up, then they pull 25 up top. So there's hope in that 25. Oh, I see. You know you're going up for sure. But you don't know if you're going to be the very last, you're one through 25.

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yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's a great spot i like that spot but yeah you are sometimes going up very last one in the morning wow wow wow wow just be cross-armed watching trevor wallace Like, this kid is cooked. Probably wasn't good. I'll say that. But, yeah, I remember there was an outside mic somewhere in, like, Marina del Rey. It was like in a shack behind a coffee shop. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Remember this? Venice Grind. Yes. Yeah, yeah. That's why I heard the McChicken antibiotic's jokes. Is that your joke? That's my joke. Remember any of my jokes from the night I went up at Westside?

I remember all this about you. I thought we were tip for ten, this bitch. Yeah, yeah. I'm a little moved right now, Trevor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you see a lot of people out there, and then you start to see the same faces. And so many people kind of, like, fall in and out of it. But, like, when you just see the same exact faces, there's a trust in your head where

we were like, okay, I don't, I don't know this person, but I like know that they're dedicated about it. Wow. So now, because I haven't done, oh, but I mean, I don't want to, I'm not bragging. I'm just saying, I'm old. Yeah. Right? Right.

But I used to do it. Like, all this stuff reminds me, because we used to have a brew house in Westwood that was that kind of thing. Where you were there, like, I remember Barry Sobel being there. I feel like this mic was legendary. People talk about this mic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was like, you know, it was still a mic.

Yeah. And it was, you have to wait there for sometimes hours to go up. Was there a room that isn't around anymore that you, like, miss? It was like the mecca. I know people talk about the parlor used to be like great. Was that? Marlow was okay, but doubles was the greatest room. Where was that?

You don't know about Dublin? And what is it now? Like, an Alfred coffee? Yeah. I don't know. I think it's empty. I hear places. There was like two places that like Jay Davis ran.

That's like where Dane Cook grew up. Yeah, that's like, that's like, Was it Dublin? Yeah. And there was a good room? Tuesday night, Dublin's, it was... Oh my God, can I tell you about this room? Is it downtown?

No, it's right across the street from the comedy story. It's between the comedy store and the laugh factory. The little googe of comedy? Yeah. So, it was Tuesday nights upstairs. And Dan was sort of the focal point of the show. But you would walk into this packed room. And it was, there's Justin Timberlake.

Oh, shit. Cameron Dia. I mean, everywhere. was there. All people who could convert you. Yeah, all convert everyone in there. To every religion. But you'd also have every agent and manager. I gave back

key, I mean, just everybody was there. At the open mic. No, it was kind of a book show. Book show. And you would perform and if you killed, you would walk off state. I'm not kidding you. And people, you just see business cards from everyone. What? Yeah. You're old.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can't get you off today. It was a quill. can't piss you off. I love this energy. I think it's wrong. I think the Lekipo maybe is wrong because I'm like, because normally when you say, you would have said these things, I would have gotten angry.

We also brought the door guy here to convert you. Yeah, yeah. And what year was this bar, this show? Like what years were like in prime? No, this is two, in the early 2000s. Okay. Yeah, 2000s. Is there any other, 2005?

That used to be something that aren't? Why are these Why are so many questions about it? We're just interested in the history. Yeah, you're our elder. I don't know. You're trying to question to see if I did open mics. No, we know you did.

We know. No, but these were good shows back then. Yeah, but there were questioning whether you did open mic? But a lot of, a lot, do you guys know who Jordy Fox is or Jordy Elder? Uh-uh. Okay, anyway.

Explain. Why? No, because he worked for ATC for a very long time. He's an executive. Oh, okay. He worked at Commerce Central as an executive. but he was a stand-up at one point and him and I have had many war stories

about certain gigs that we would just sit there for hours, there'd be no audience, and we would still go up in front of nobody, and this is for years we did that. You ever bomb in front of somebody really important? Oh my God, yeah, all the fucking time, what are you talking about? Can I tell you the worst story? Yes, we would love that.

And one day my manager, and I was fired her for this. I should have fired her. I go, I had a Montreal showcase, but she sent it up at Freaky Mondays or something. It was like... D-rayed Mondays. Back then we had like these black nights,

you know, chocolate Sundays. I think that's Munderays. What? Munderays? No, no. They were called, what was called Freaky Mondays, Fat Tuesday, right?

Chocolate Sundays. Yeah, yeah. I mean, there was all these rooms. I don't know what, you know what, you know what, chocolate one night. What are the chocolate? I don't know of the flavored ones I did

Is that better? Yeah But it was So not only did Montreal come out But Abby goes I called everybody Will Smith's production company I mean all these fucking people Why Will Smith?

I don't know Because she had a big production company back then Oh wow And she invited like half the town And I was on I was about to go up But then somebody comes up to me and go

It's an all black room, and I don't generally do good in, you know, because what happens is I have a Southern California kind of a vibe. But for some reason, when I'm around Mexicans or a black room, I change my accent. Code switch a little bit. I coach switch. Hey, bro, how you doing? You know what I mean? Like, that's a Mexican, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? I try. You ever do that? All the time. Yeah, you code switch. Oh, yeah, yeah. But I'll never code switch in front of like a Korean, though.

You don't know. That feels the worst. That feels it. Yeah. What are doing? That's all right. I want to be in the same environment as everybody. I want to be on the same wave.

I love white rooms. What's up, everybody? Get to see you. Dagnamet, what a great show. Oki-dokey. All that stuff. Hope you followed your taxes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So anyway, so some guy came up to me and goes, listen, these two kids are going to go up before you. And you go, who are they? They're like seven, eight-year-old rappers. What? Yeah. And I go, all right. And they go up and say, they're supposed to do one song.

They're their third songs. And they're getting standing ovation. Oh, no. And then the host goes up and goes, you guys have to leave because we have other comics, right? And they never left the stage. And what the host did was brought me up while the kids were still on stage. Oh, yeah. Were they rapping to your set?

No, but they were like, you know what I mean? In the background. Interpretive dancing to your jokes? Yeah. And as soon as I opened my mouth, I fucking. at the N-word? Bomb. You Kramer?

Yeah, yeah. It was bomb. And my friend Jonathan Gottsk, right? It was at the improv. And I could see him, you know, at that doorway area. Of course I. And I could see his face. And I could see him go, shake his head like that.

Oh. They go. Like, we locked eyes. And I almost started to cry. Oh, yeah. I bombed that hard. Do you remember your first sentence out when you're on stage, like, to make you bomb? the first

here's my opening line didn't work I used to I used to miss my hair up oh yeah right yeah

my opening line was I'm not really Asian I just woke up yeah yeah on paper that should work

no normally don't work that normally work I'm dying but if it doesn't work I'm fucked I used to get in my head what's your backup

there is none right so I'm like if that doesn't work? Because that's like a strong, back there was my strong opening. Yeah. Right? So I said it, I go, but I said it more of a, you know what I mean? A black set? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I'm not really Asian. I just woke up. Oh. And he ate it. And then I see Jonathan shake his head. You ever see somebody get booed off stage? Oh yeah. I saw it once in Sacramento. Oh, yeah.

Riveting to see. It's, have you ever been booed? Because I said like a wrong football team or something. You're on like Oh, right, right. The bills suck, and then all their testosterone comes gargling out. You saw a comic in Sacramento get boot off stage? Yeah, this was, this guy, Lance Woods is a Sacramento comic. I was doing shows of the punchline years ago.

He was like, dude, come to this room. It's an urban room. We should do it. And the guy in front of me, I'll never forget this picture. He's a white guy in shorts. And he starts talking about getting his ass ate by his girlfriend. And the crowd was not having it. White guy in shorts.

Yeah, white guy in shorts. And you hear a guy in the back, oh, hell no. Yeah, yeah. Next. Next starts jiggling the keys and they go, get him off stage, get him off. And I was up next. So white on white,

already not right. Oh, no. But threw him under the bus and immediately got a pop. I was like, I'm white, but I'm not that white. And they're like, but it was, yeah. Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow.

Yeah, you had to take your shorts off and be like, oh, fuck. Oh, yeah, they're georts, they're george. But, yeah, that was the first time I ever. Did you see it? Did you console him afterwards this guy or no? No, I didn't associate with him at all. I was like, I was like, what the audacity of white people, man.

Yeah, yeah. I said I was mixed or something. Part Russian or Welch or something. But seeing a guy before you getting booed to get off stage. Because you hear about the shit, like the deaf jingling keys, get off stage, boo. And when you're next in that, not a fun environment to be. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so did he just leave?

He's like, okay, I got to get out of here. Oh, yeah, he didn't stick around. Whoa. He went straight to Reddit and was like, well, I got a piece of my mind. Oh, I don't know what he did, but I hate when people double down on their bomb. Oh, yeah. And they defend it. When I bomb, I go inside myself and I destroy myself.

So I can rebuild? Yeah. Right? I never go, no, man, that audio is, I was good. I never like that. Should I kill myself tonight? Yeah, same. Is that you?

That's even when you have an amazing set. I do that was the worst thing I've ever done. I never go, you know what I mean? I didn't go, oh, you know what I mean? It was them. I stick around to see the next comic to see, was it truly them? Yeah. Or before you ask, sometimes, like, I'll be at the store and I'll see really great guys

not getting big laughs. And then I know. Right. I'll even ask them, I go, was it they tough? They were fucking top. You need that second person. I do. I do.

I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just set in the OR a few weeks ago, and Tim Dillon was next. And I was bombing so bad. I saw him put his hands on his head. Oh. And then I had to introduce him. And he goes up and he does not as well as Tim Dill.

Well, he does it. I'm like so embarrassed. So I wanted to watch and be like, okay, I think it was me. But the audience was really bad. And then he comes up to me, he goes, those guys fucking sucked, huh? I was like, okay, that's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes they just suck there.

Tim doesn't bomb a lot. But one time I saw him go up on a Girls Got to Eat show, great podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was me, him, and one other person. And he just wasn't connecting with him. for about 10 minutes. And it's like pretty quiet. I loved him.

I'm in the bag dying. Yeah. And then he just flips and he goes, you know what? Fuck all of you. I have a Bentley out front. I drive my Bentley for the Hollywood Hills while you low miserable

fucks are paying for comedy. Yeah. For a woman's podcast like this five minute like I mean, Bill Burr and Philly ass speech. Like it was one of the best things I've ever seen. I like what Tim bombs because he doubles down. He's the best. He's the best.

He got out of it. It was great to see. He's the best. He doesn't back down, which is amazing. just keeps it. Yeah, yeah. It's so good.

Yeah. I once at the improv saw somebody walk out, they see me in the hallway. They're like, oh, what's up, Trevor? I was like, dude, Tim Dillon's on. You got to go watch him. He goes, I'm on shrooms right now. It is just too much. Which I totally get.

I don't need to think about the Federal Reserve. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm good. Yeah. He literally is one of my favorites to watch. So goddamn good. He's so good. Oh, my God.

What? No, I just agree. I saw him in the main room a few nights ago. We've seen them too many times. Okay, I was just... Have we not? You guys ever kissed? Yeah, we have.

We actually have. Don't say why. I can't say why. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the way? You have to say why. I got paid to do it. Yeah, she got paid to kiss me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sort of a. Like a make-a-wish thing? Who's an acting thing? Kind of an island situation. We'll talk about it. It's an acting thing. How much did you get paid?

Not a lot. Under 100 or over? Over. Actually, yeah, over. Okay, you know what? I know you didn't get it paid a lot, but you're doing me a big favor. And the benefits outweigh the money. That's true.

She finds me disgusting. I do not find you disgusting. Yeah, you find me disgusting. You find me disgusting. You find me disgusting. I don't find you disgusting. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you said that.

No, I did it. You told me I was disgusting. No, I never said that. Yeah, okay. Okay. How did you pitch for this opportunity? I love Cat Bird. I think that she is out of the segment of what's at the Columbus right now,

that she's a rising star. I believe that with Ramsey. There's a couple of people I feel that about it. Did you believe that with Trevor? Sometimes I'm wrong. Were you right about him? By the time I met Trevor, he was already doing well. Thank you.

No, what I'm saying is that because I don't do the other shows. I only do club shows. So as soon as you started showing up at like the promoted shows, like the monarchs, these other things, right? That's when I would watch. watch here and go, oh, this guy's great.

Oh, okay. But I didn't watch the struggle. Right. You already established. Same with your Michael Blastine. Close enough. Yeah, yeah. Blackstein. Blackstein? He's evixed.

What's his name? Michael Blaustein. Blasstein. Yeah. Blackstein is. I think one time he took over a weekend for Michael Blackston. Oh, yeah. That's insane. That's a crazy.

And people canceled, but saw Blaustein and didn't, like, read it again, and they showed up thinking it was going to be him. Oh, my God. Which is very funny. Did they get refunds, or? I mean. They probably enjoyed themselves. Imagine.

Can we get a side-by-side? I feel like Michael might have a slight crossover. I feel like they probably like this. Both funny. Michael does well in all rooms, but Michael Blackson is one of the funniest guys. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Did he come out wearing like a Deshiki?

I hope so. Similar jaw structure. Wait, now, they must have walking to the club saw Michael, Blasstein's photo because sometimes photos are up yeah and they probably would they weren't surprised in the room probably no they probably were

yeah I would imagine they were some of them yeah wow yeah that's crazy but maybe they're like maybe I read it wrong but yeah he filled in a weekend for him and people didn't read it which I got booked for a Henry Cho gig okay people both thought that I was Henry Cho right

and the day I was flying out it was a corporate gig him right? The guy called me and goes, hey, I just want to you let you know, you're not the Southern guy, right? Yeah. And I go, oh, no, you're thinking about Henry Cho. And they go, yeah, yeah, don't come.

Don't come. Yeah, I'm like, oh, okay. Yeah. Damn. Do you know Henry? I don't know. I love him. I don't know. I love him. I feel like I... He's a legend. Yeah, I still really enjoyed his comedy central half hours. Like one of the first ones I ever saw. Yeah, yeah. He's great. I like the denim.

Yeah. And he's Korean you guys know Korean comics I'm a big fan A few He gave me three Korean comics Joel Kim Booster Oh

Joe Koi He's Filipino Right Look at us Oh my I guess you did the hair thing Yeah I'm Yeah that's one

That was I did that show I'm not gonna lie If you came out today And did that opener I'd still die I'd still die Wait wait wait

Wait wait hold Yeah Well Yeah I would Do you notice my voice than that It's crazy.

It's very high. You guys want to hear a little bit of the voice? No, no, no, no. Just so they know. Okay, please. Just look high. All right, that's enough. I grew out my hair like this.

I'm going to get this out of the way. Because Asian people look alike. And I wanted to look a little different. But Asian people don't even know I'm Asian now. That's the best. Your voice is so different. I know he's stuck like this. Do you know why?

You're putting it on. Chris Tucker. Oh. His death time 10-minute set, I think, is like, one of the best. Because then that was when Chris Ducker blew up as a stand-up. So I'm like, oh, I'm going to do a hi-pitched. It's fucking stupid. And then later I realized, oh, just be yourself.

Yeah. You're trying to be an Asian Chris Ducker. It's hilarious. That's Jackie Chan. Many movies on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the things that I went through changes, you know what I mean? Did you change a lot?

Or were you always you? No, I think I had my changes. I think that there's times where there was, when I got really big, it was when, like, DeLea was really big. Not when I got really big, sorry. When I first started, and you'd see so many people at mics

kind of like the manner is, how they hold the phone, or not the phone, the mic, and a lot of that. And then, like, I get, a lot of people would do like burn and stuff like that, but I think you try it all on and you see what fits the best.

Yeah. But I think every guy is, like, you know, parts of little pieces. You do it long enough to find yourself. Right. And it all shizzles away. Because we all had a different, a specific kid to case.

that we just watched on TV, oh, this is how you're supposed to do it. Well, I like Dave Attell, so I'll do it. Yeah, it's like wine. There's notes of other people that you could see in there. But then one day you're just kind of, I mean, when you, because when I look at you,

all three of you, I see you. I don't see other people. Yeah, yeah. Early days, I put on a voice. I had like a weird. What was it? I was like, hey, what's up? I was like, really bad.

Oh, like a Roddy day in them? I don't know. I was trying to sound. grittier, I think. I don't know. I thought I was supposed to... I'm from the East. I'm David Till. Yeah, I don't know. Really bad. Take my wife, please. She has a hijab. Take my wife.

Whatever. What do they wear? A hijab. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's got a hijab. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Beautiful wear, though. Thank you for saying that. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. What's a point of a hijab? To protect a woman's modesty? Sexism.

Oh, is that what a lot? I'm sorry. Yeah. Are they breathable? Yeah, bro. Nike bikes. Nike? Yeah, how is Under Armour and I'm not like, we got plans for this? They already do.

They do? Bro, my mom's got some Nike hijabs. Well, the Olympics, too, right? Can you know a woman's hot just by this area? Okay, Bobby. No, can you? Can I? Yeah, I could.

Well, Ray Charles. Oh, no, the hijab is the whole fit? Oh, shit. It's not the I think. That's not. But that's a shysty. That's like what they're wearing obloblog. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, there's a Nike hijab? Yeah, 40 bucks. Oh, dope. Oh, dude. You can tell She's beautiful Well yeah

You can see her face Yeah I'd like to be blurred out During this part if possible Are you being real? No, I'm kidding Yeah, yeah I'm kidding

You know Ray Charles You know, Ray Charles used to like touch the wrists Of women to see if they were pretty Really? I could tell a woman Can you tell? I could absolutely

Just on wrist alone Yeah I would think Trevor's a beautiful Woman if I felt his wrists I think I'm afraid I'll face out my wrist now No, I would be like You know what I go with you

I'd go Maybe if I can't find anybody else. Yeah, yeah. Like, I'm a 2 a.m. Yeah, 100%. Can I feel your wrist? Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Close your eyes out.

Pretend your blood. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'd get a pacemaker on this. I would lower your cholesterol immediately. Unless you sleep a night. Well, good wrist, smooth. I'm getting older, man. I don't have high blood pressure.

I'm trying to try to do better about my eating. Ray Charles, do you think people lied to them a lot? Oh, yeah, of course. Like him particularly or just blind? Well, like if I was Ray Charles like assistant or whatever and Ray's like, Hey, that girl I met last night. Is she hot? I go, yeah.

Even if she wasn't. It was a dude. Yeah. Probably, you probably stretch the truth a little bit more. Yeah. I would want specifics if I was blind. Yeah. Oh.

Yeah. Let's see. Okay. Especially when he's paying me. You guys are my team. Sure. All right. Okay.

Hey boss. Oh. Hey, what's going on? What's going on? You got a 2 p.m. today? A 2 p.m. Yeah, yeah, just telling you about your meetings and stuff like that.

What's the weather like? It's pretty good. That doesn't matter for you. Hey, who said that? It's your wife. No, that's Trevor. That's Trevor. That's funny, funny, Trevor.

Anyway, after the show last time, I met that woman. Is this Chris Tucker again? I bet that woman, you know? Yeah, yeah. Cataliana. It's hot. So hot. What does she look like?

Oh, man. Asian? Okay, I'm okay with that. I don't know what that means, really? He doesn't. I don't know what that means. Oh, it's just, exotic, you know, beautiful. Yeah.

You mean the eyes? I could touch the eyes. Jesus. When I touched her eyes, I knew she was Asian. She was either sleeping or she was Asian. He stared directly at Shry. Anyway, because I'm Asian, right? I touch my own eyes.

I know. Yeah. So she's Asian. What else? Great face. What kind of like? Can we describe the face? Slender?

Good nose. Nose. No holes. No holes. No holes. Not like yours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wrong guy.

Yeah. Well, yeah. Give me your nose. I want to read a book. Anyway. Thank you, Ramsey. And what else? What's the body like?

Great abs. No hair on her tits? Oh, you know, I don't like. that. Yeah. Yeah. I can touch the breastsuses. Yeah.

So I know what they seem like. Yeah. The body. The body was, it was probably seven out of ten. Yeah. Oh, is that good? It's good. It's good.

It's good. It's great. Yeah. Bruises? A few. We were in Jacksonville. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's okay.

It's normal over there. Yeah, where are the bruises? On the knees? A couple were sort of under the armpits. Yeah, okay. Okay. Okay. What about skin?

Black. Dark. Like your vision. Real good. I see. You could be anybody. What do you carry when you're blind anyway?

What do you carry? No, what do you care? Oh. Like vision, really. So if you were blind and some door guy came up to you and was like,

do you want to talk about Jesus? What would you say? I believe, no, Jesus, fuck me. You're born with no eye. Blind, you know? Yeah. I want to talk about Satan.

Yeah. But, you know, if you're blind, you know, just as long as they smelled good. And they sounded good. And they were nice, right? And they just kind of felt, you know what I mean? They could look like anybody. Oh, yeah. They got to feel good.

Yeah, they got to feel good, I think. It's more about that sensation. That would just be crazy to have someone just touch you immediately, just to pet you to see if they like you. Oh, yeah, that is weird, yeah? Right? Yeah. And you have to be Ray Charles. Yeah.

You can't be just like, you know. I mean, he's just like the guy. I mean, peas. You know what I'm a keymaker Not that guy, you know what I mean? Also, a wild profession for a blind man, keymaker Yeah, that's true Locksmith is blind?

Really? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what would be a good, good blind? Lifeguard. Pottery? Pottery. Why? Because you're itself touched.

It's touch. It's touch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Missouce? Mousse is a good one. Then that gets a little tricky. Oh, yeah.

A little too low. Happy ending. Third leg. Oh, I see, I see. I see. Very good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a, at Burke Williams,

the most son-after masseuse person was a blind Russian. And I had him a couple of times. And he was amazing. You prefer a guy? He was the best because he was blind. So, I know, he was just good.

I think because his senses with his hands, it's more. Oh, shit. Do they have somebody like walk him into the room? Oh, that's awesome. They take off his robe.

Yeah. No, no, no. He's naked for some people. We play Marco Polo. Like Marco, Polo, he's in a different room. And that took about two hours. Yeah, that was fine.

That was the whole time. Yeah, yeah. You had a really, you had a blind masseuse? Yeah, yeah. And what is this? Blind eyes, working hands. Yeah, perception massage. I don't know about this.

It feels weird. This ad for some reason. Yeah, yeah. Because she's just like. Yeah. As long as he's tired. I'd be okay with it. Oh, Russian is a bit...

No, that picture's been taken? Yeah. Is everybody blind? The person gave you thought. Yeah. No, they're all Asian, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The person laying down is... Blankers is on the right, asshole.

What? Yeah. Oh, I thought they were all blind. No, the ones that are doing the massaging are blind. All blind. That's the massage. Yeah. Oh, you think it's a blind place for blind people, too? No, I thought...

Well, what's... Everyone's blind... Can we flag this? There's a braille photo in the background like they can see that. But there's not braille on it. So why are they putting braille in there? Yeah, yeah. Who is that for?

Yeah. It's for the, to feel good about themselves. Oh, look at me. I'm helping blind people. What else are you going to put there? Also, why does she have a watch on? Why does she need to know that time?

Damn. Yeah, damn. Maybe it vibrates after the time is up. Definitely one bad masseuse went in there and pretended to be blind. There's no question. The right time's not right, though. I'll tell you that right now. Yeah.

Real fun jokes about the blind. That's crazy. Yeah, but I think your senses, right, when you're blind, is more heightened. Heightened. Your sense of smell and taste, do you think, or no? Yeah, absolutely. Daredevil?

You ever a Daredevil? Oh, yeah. The superhero? Yeah. I've seen it. Yeah. Blind chef would be. Oh, yeah, Blind Chef 1.

It's a master chef. Has TLC done anything with the blinds? It's a good question. I feel like TLC loves a good disability. Something, yeah. That's how they pitch shows. They're like, yeah, it's cooking, but what if they couldn't see? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chopped, but we chopped their videos. Well, there's the blind photographers, you know that, right? What? Yeah, there was a documentary on HBO about blind. There was a couple of professional blind photographers. It's like, this is a photo I got in the woman's restroom. Yeah. No, I didn't know about this.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And they can just sense base on the environment. I think somebody tells them what to shoot. Okay. They have an assistant. That's crazy. So they have eyes.

Yeah, yeah. Is this good? But they're just, yeah, John. I think that's it. Yeah, John. More of a camera operator. Can you look it up the famous blind photographer? But this one is the winner of Master Chef season three.

Yeah. There's a blind woman. Oh, if you lose a blind woman, you got to get out of a restaurant. You got to quit that day. But you feel, how do you feel about yourself when you demolish a blind woman in mass? Good. She's blind woman. I should beat her.

Job well done. I wouldn't beat her by like a lot, but like a parsnip. You'd have to go listen. I will control. We'll go 50-50 on that, but she's blind. You go 60-40. Yeah, fair. Does she chop her own vegetables?

She has someone that tells her where to chop. She's eating. Yeah, she's got a chop her own vegetable. Don't you think? Yeah. She was the blind one? Yeah. She's so cute.

She's cute too. She won, yeah, yeah. Definitely helps her. She's cute, yeah, for sure. If I was blunt, would you say that I was cute or no? Would you lie to me? Where are we on the tour? Are you trying to cross the street?

Then you're a cute man. But we're friends. One day we're just hanging around and I'm a stand, a blind standout. Right, and I go, hey guys. FY, I just want to ask, I mean, would you guys consider me hot? I don't know. I've never seen myself. Am I opening for you at the time?

Yes, you are. Yes, I would say you look beautiful. You're not opening for me. I'm not opening for me? Yeah, what would you say? I'd say, you look nice. Can I open for you? So you wouldn't say that, so I'm not attractive.

What do you mean? You're attractive. I think you're attractive. Well, then just say that. But if you were looking bad, if you were looking particularly bad that day, I wouldn't tell you is what I'm saying. Oh, I see. I'd let you live with that. But in general, you would say that I'm decent looking.

Yeah, I would say you're a decent looking guy about it. Interesting. Yeah. I think you're. I would say that about all three of you probably. Yeah. Should we start our only fans now? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think has been the hottest era of Bobby? Is it right now? Is it 10 years ago? Mad TV. Because now is better than the photo that we, or the video that we saw earlier. What's this? The blind photographer.

Yeah. Seja Corn. Yep. Like Corn the band spelled. That's cool. Baker's field, I think. What is she taking photos of, though? Oh, she's feeling it.

She feels at first. The lens cabs on the whole time. I want to show the world. It looks like my vision. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I kind of fog with this.

This is kind of sick. It kind of feels erotic the way she touches so. Yeah. She does, like, the portraits from middle schoolers. She's like, hold still. She's photographing herself, like, thinking she's looking at you. Oh, she does preparation. Yeah.

Right. She feels things out, right? And, uh... Oh, that's, that angle is awful. Yeah. She's supposed to be looking at the camera. That's the most fucked angle of the world. She's looking at the photo.

How? How do you know that? Is that good? She's like, I'm at Disneyland, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. That's her husband.

The guy is weird. Oh, that's her husband. Yeah, that guy rocks. Anyway, let's move on from it. She would rip on Kill Tony. But golden ticket winner. Yeah. I love Tony.

Have you guys ever done Kill Tony? I think when it first became a show I did in the belly room, way back in the day. Yeah, but you would do it now. No. You would draw now. Would you draw? I don't think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Why? I don't know. It's a lot of exposure. It's a lot of exposure, but I don't know if I'm in, I don't know. I guess if it were to, it just doesn't seem for me. You're Bobby Lee. You have nothing going on in your life. Let's say, would you do, is that something you would do?

Well, he already has nothing going on. I have nothing going on now. I would not do it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Anything to promote? I'm shooting a special in Arizona, March 13th and 14th. Where you're playing?

The Orphia. Oh, nice theater. And then I'm on tour. A whole Texas run doing a bunch of places, St. Louis, Kansas City. Memphis. That's awesome. I already did Jacksonville. Great city.

Alabama, Texas, Wyoming. Did you meet anyone in Jacksonville? I met a guy who was smoking a joint, and as I approached him. He put it out and stomped it out with the feet because he said, oh, shit, I thought you were a cop. I thought they were on brand for my face. Are these all theaters that you're playing? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm in the middle of a tour right now, and it's been a lot of fun. Wow, wow. You prefer that over the clubs. Yes and no. I mean, it just depends based on. I think music venues kind of suck for comedy because they're dense so the laughs kind of go up and down.

Yeah. But traditional theaters are fucking incredible, so much fun. Yeah. But there's just certain clubs that are just, you know, better than some music venues. Oh, that's, that's the merch? Mm-hmm. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, I hired a really cool, like, merch, like downtown L.A., like, you know, like Ketmeet-type guy.

And he's great. He just knows the vibe. Yeah, yeah. Unemployed kind of guy. Oh, he's the best, dude. He's so good. Good vibes. But yeah, I'm on tour right now at Trevorwos.com.

And I'm so excited for your special to come out. Just hearing what you did for yours with the effects is really cool. Now I'm like, fuck, I got up my game. I don't know how it's going to turn out, but thank you. It's going to be great. It's going to be great. It's going to be great. Everyone says it's going to be great.

You've been edging everybody for 30 years. I know. This nut is going to be tremendous. Yeah. Just practicing your blind face. Yeah. Give Trevor a round of applause. That's so much.

Thanks for having. Always a pleasure coming on.