TigerBelly - Xmas Special

Episode Date: December 24, 2024

Slept Kingdom -- It's that time of the year! The entire family is here to celebrate a very TigerBelly Christmas. 

Hi Me's a good one to say the least He's so lazy But that's not a stereotype I'm saying It's about Jaime specifically Welcome to another Christmas episode of Tiger Belly How many Christmas episodes have we done? Eight. Eight Christmas.

Nine years, eight years, George? Eight Christmas. You sing one. Jules. Go ahead, Jules. Eight Christmas. We love Christmas. Eight Christmas.

We love Christmas. You got one, Jaime? Oh, it's not on. Ready? Hello. Hello, do you? Merry Christmas. Hello.

Is the mic? It's on. It's on. Hello. It's Christmas. And everybody's happy. And everybody gets some Christmas presents. If you've been nice or naughty.

Maybe some egg nog. Maybe a little boob touch. No. No. No boob touch. No boop touch. That's your perversion coming out in Christmas

and I don't like it, Dad. It's negative. It's not Christmas feeling and we're not touching any boobies. Gilbert, will you stop looking at me? Yeah, yeah. Over the whole time, all I see is this. Face paralysis

on your face. It looks so weird. Did you get a stroke? Or are you just half happy to see me? Yeah, yeah. like your two-face. Now, is your, yo,

what's going on there? What's going on there with your face? Can you be warm? No, I don't want to be warm with you. Yeah. I'll be warm to half of you.

Okay. Because half of your face is warm to me, all right? What happened there? With your face? So, apparently high stress

can bring about something called Bell's palsy. Yeah, yeah. You got Bell's palsy. One day I woke up and half of my face was frozen,

and it's been this way for a months now. To make Kala feel more comfortable, we should all do her face

throughout the episode. I want everyone do the face. Is Hyvae already doing my face? I always thought

that you had Bose palsy your face, yeah. Jules, do the face? Yeah. You look like a pirate almost.

Yeah, yeah. Or you're doing an Elvis impression. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Did you watch the Elvis documentary?

No, I know everything about him. The rice and fall of him? The rice and fall? I can't speak. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is one of the reasons why I haven't been back on. Like, I literally have a speech impediment. Yeah.

Like, I couldn't say the letter P or F. Yeah. Stop looking at me like that. Your lips are so thick, though. What happened? Does that fuck with your lips? No. Your lips are so thick on both sides.

I mean, up and down, I mean. Anyway, you're so skinny No There's no way Your shoulders are like sloping It's so weird Do you really see the thinness of it? I do and I don't like it

Yeah yeah You look smaller But you know you don't look skinny You look small Yeah I know that's the thing I still look fat but I'm smaller You know why? Why?

And I don't think it's not working I don't think it's working You have the phenomenon of like the rapper Eve Your face is always gonna be chubby Yeah yeah So like you're you're never going to look skinny like ever. I don't want that phenomenon.

I have the EVE phenomenon. Yeah, like she's always going to, but it's so cute because you're never going to age because you have fat on your face. No, I'm going to get them as a big face eventually. Please don't. I do.

I really want it. I want to look like Karen Carpenter. No, you want to look like Jessica Simpson? Yeah, baby. Or Scott Dissick. He's very skinny. Very, very skinny. Yeah, I was scary.

Please don't do that. I'm happy to see you. It's good. See you. See you too It's really good to see you too And it's so miss you You know

It's really nice For the holidays I really like it The feeling Good, Jill's like dying there Yeah Yeah, yeah It's a really good feeling

Don't you think When people get back together That's not really I like it Anyway happy merry Christmas to everybody Oh more You're gonna look like that

If you keep doing it I can't wait dude What? Yeah Are you really going for like super skinny? What's the, what's the look, the final look you're going for? 11 year old Stephen Yoon.

Can we pull that up? No, I don't think there's any photos, but I'm just making assumptions that he's very, he looked very skinny. You're going to need the face. What? I mean, like, the genital, sorry, never mind. Yeah, go ahead. That's okay. Yeah. It's not going to happen. That's all I'll say.

You don't think I'm going to look that skinny. You're not going to look like Stephen Newton, no. That's, you know, that's the worst thing I've ever heard. What are you talking about? Of course I am going to look at it. Of course I am. Yeah. So you don't genetically, you don't think genetically I can do it.

Not genetically. That's going to be me to. Watch. Look how cute he was. He's so cute. Oh, really? Yeah. I'm never going to look like that.

No, never. No. Okay. Sorry, sweetie. All right. Well, you know, who I'm going to look like then? Let's go there. The guy.

What do you mean? That was frustrating? No. Hoof. Yeah, tell me. I can name like two guys right now. Tell me now. You go first.

Yeah, you go first, Jews. The guy from Old Boy. Mixich Choi. Yeah, you look like him. That's a good thing. You give me one. That guy from that one movie. Great, Jaime.

What's the movie? Jaime. Hold on. That movie that we're watching. You guys watch the movie? No, no, no. I mentioned the movie about her, I mean about him to her. The show

The show Squid Games Wow I took you that long to get that Huh It took you that long to get there Which one? It's a cast full of Koreans Yeah there's a lot of Koreans

The main one? You mean the Star Wars one? The guy that was from Star Wars One of the big guys Oh Oh So the fat guy from Squid Games Oh that one in the train to Busan Oh Boussin

Is it Bousan? Bousan Oh that guy He's almost girthy Wait, there's a really hot guy in the train to Pussar. Not the lead, but he's talking about the guy with the wife. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, that's good. That's not a bad thing. No. Thank you, dude. You know what you look like? If Isai Morales was at a marshmallow eating contest. Mm-hmm. Okay?

That's a good one. But he, you know, he did it for a year. He did every, he did a company, marshmallow eating contest every year for a year. Who did? Isai Morales. Who's that? He should be one of your idols. It's very handsome.

he's one of the best Hispanic actors in the business look at him oh him yeah yeah from ozark was he in that yeah he's dale yeah but do you know do you remember from the past no you never saw la bamba yes yeah he's a brother oh that oh yeah i had a dream too richie and he at the end he's like richie god damn you're so good at impressions do it again dude let me let me get the cameras out okay action he's walking on the bridge what no you do um listen The script? Isai? We're already on the bridge.

That was in the script as, you know what I mean? Stage directions, but you don't have to actually say it. Okay, okay, okay. All right, so, yeah, there was Isai then. Okay. And action. Richie! And cut.

I don't think we need another one. No? We're moving on. We're moving on. Wow. Give me a different actor. Go ahead. He's been around for a long time.

He used to hang out at the comedy store. I met him a couple times. Was he a comic? No, he used to just be hang out. He's so hot. He's a great guy. From what I know. Yeah.

Seems very nice. What are you been doing in the last couple of months? Who are you talking to? You. I've honestly been such a recluse because I'm so afraid to step out or have conversations with anyone because I'm so conscious about my face and it's been like, I know it's Christmas and we're all happy, but it's like super depressing. And I keep having this like reoccurring fear that like it'll never go back and I'll be

stuck like this for a while because it can happen. Now you can know what Harvey Dent felt. Honestly, though, can I say that, like, I know that you wanted me to go as Harvey Dent for Halloween. Yep. And I feel like I missed that opportunity. I think you did, yeah. But it was, I don't know, I've just been sad. Can I be sad?

Well, we feel as bad for you, that's true. You don't mean it. No, I'm being real. No, that's what's true. You don't mean. Every time I FaceTime Bobby, he literally cannot hold back his laugh. Like, he keeps laughing at my mouth. face.

I feel like you're doing an app or something, like a funny filter. Oh, like a filter? Like a funny filter? Yeah, yeah. Like a facial paralysis filter? What kind of fucking filter would do this? Jaime, what are you doing?

Oh. Not yet, Hyman. Not yet. Yeah, what is that? That's my Christmas gift to them. Oh. He just opened my Christmas gift. Did you drink one already?

No, she didn't let me. Okay. Is it? Is it? Yes, it is. I'll distribute in a second. What is that? It's a Filipino beer.

It's called Encanto. and they have an ube flavor, a honey and a mango. And it was my gift to everyone but you since you and I don't drink. We don't drink. But it's from Subu. It's from my island.

Jules and I are very proud to represent Enkanto beer. Enkanto. Is that like the Disney movie? Enkanto. Encanto means fairy, right? Yeah. Or like something like mythical. Mythical.

Yeah. You've seen Home Alone? That's a person. Home alone Once again Go ahead Home alone Once again

Three is a company Once again Once again Barney Miller Cheers is a good show Once again Four is a company What

That was a show? No Okay Anyway Home Alone That's a movie What do you know about home alone I watched it last night again.

Which one? The first one. And then the second one. Yeah. But not the third one. You seen the third one? I didn't see the third one either. I think Esther's in the third one.

What's your favorite Christmas movie? Oh, shit. That's a really good one. That's a really good question. You know, I've never seen them much. No way. I mean, I've seen Elf in passing. So good.

Pretty good. You know, any of the fucking, what's the home improvement guy? I've never seen any of those. Those are, eh. Okay. The best one, the best, best one still, that's still so funny. It's a wonderful life. No, yes, yes.

That's a great one. No, but it's Christmas vacation. That's a fun. I've seen that one, yeah. That's a fun. You can see that all year around. Clark is so funny. Yeah, I like the, um, um, Randy Quaid's character.

Yeah. And how you can see, um, through his turtleneck, the, um, right? Can you see through and see his like, um, I don't you call wife beat or whatever? Mm-hmm. Anyway. You can call it that. Yeah. What about Jingle on the way? Never seen. Tell me about that one.

Anybody seen jingle all the way? Who's that one? With Arnold, I can't say this last name. Yeah, yeah. Try it. Try it, say it. Nope. You have to learn. No, yeah, I know who I'm talking about. No, no, I don't know what you're talking about.

Arnold, he was a governor. No, no, I know. Tell me the last name. Don't be a jerk. I'm not going to say that last name because I mess it up. Oh, we all messed up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You try it first and then we'll try one. Everyone say it around the table.

Yeah, Jules goes next. Yeah. Okay, Arnold. I don't think you can even say Arnold Yeah Work on Arnold first Yeah Arnold

You got it Yeah you got it Switch Okay guess your guess Yeah very good Swish Got it Almost you're close

Yeah And Jules You're I'm gonna say Arnold Schwartz Mm Schwars

Mm Oh I think is the N word Yeah Yeah Yeah It's not No I know

Yeah I was scared They were both going to pause a long time. I didn't say it. Why are you pausing? Just say it. Yeah. When you pause it, it's a problem.

Swartzneger. Maybe she should have to. Maybe you shouldn't have it. How do you say it? I think it's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Swartzenegger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Arnold Schwarzenegger, right?

It's not Schwarzenegger. That's insane. The pause is crazy. The pause, yeah. Just, you don't, you know, don't put so much focus. I mean, focus on the second half of the last name. First part. Yeah, this is Schwarzenegger.

Yeah, yeah. There we go. Schwarzenegger. So you say Arnold, what? Arnold, say the whole thing. I can't be saying. You just did it. Some shouldn't.

Here, look. Nagar. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. There's a Schwarzenegger. That's all. Yeah. Yeah, the governor.

Okay, yeah. The governor. Yeah, yeah. Jingle all the way. Jingle all the way. It's a 90s movie, see? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know the movie.

I haven't seen it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so basically he's supposed to get that toy. Trouble, man. But he gets on Christmas Eve, and he goes through these shenanigans to get the toy. And he's co-stars Sinbad.

Oh, I think I actually have seen this. Simbad, the comedian. Yes, Simbad, the comedian. Big fan of his. Yeah, he is. What's your favorite, Jules? I like holiday Oh wait holiday

Or the holiday with Cameron Diaz and Jude Law Yeah what's the holiday And Kate Winslow and Jack Black Is it the one with Cameron Is it holiday or holiday? Oh the holiday That's a really good one Yeah

It's a rom-com I've never seen an Asian Christmas movie You know what's so weird Can I tell? Okay Let's talk about this because When Easter Sunday came out With Joe Koi's movie I thought that was such a missed opportunity

Why? Because for Filipinos, like, Christmas is our Super Bowl. Why did you choose Easter Sunday? Like, that's so incont. Yeah, okay, whatever. We take a week off into Philippines, but Christmas starts in July for us. So it's like a Filipino Christmas family movie

would have been so much better, I think. But no, no hate, whatever. Did you see it? What? Easter Sunday? No, I actually have never seen it. That's incredible. A Filipino, you know what?

That's outrageous. I bought it. No, no, stop. That's outrageous. I want to say something right now. Number one, right? This is outrageous. Number one, right?

Joe Coy has been on this podcast, how many times? How many times? Three or four times, right? Dear family friend of ours, right? He finally gets a movie, right? A Filipino movie. And the fucking Filipinos that are his friends don't even watch it?

That's outrageous. I bought it. Watch it. Do you see Borderlands? Honestly, we've talked about this. Have you seen it? I honestly I can't do it that's outrageous as well

you know why I think that's outrageous as well you know why yeah yeah because you told me not to no I never said oh real I like your comedic laugh right there I haven't watched it either yeah I'm telling you right now you said you called me right after the premiere and you said sweetie please don't watch no I never said that

that's insane I said watch it I want everyone to watch my work okay you know I mean and it's outrageous did you see it no my brother hasn't seen it my mom hasn't seen it No one's seen it. But I don't, I've never seen posters about it or ad. So I didn't even know there was out.

Really? Yeah. That's insane. On every airplane, it's on the airplane thing. Really? Yeah. I've seen people watch it. It's not even on TikTok.

Do you tell people like, hey, I'm in that next to them on the plane? Do you nudge them like this? I would. That's funny. No, one time a lady was like reading this description of sweet dreams right next to me. Oh yeah. You know, I did see sweet dreams on a plane. I did see it

What was my name in it? I don't remember No I saw it on the list of movies I didn't actually watch it You never saw it yeah Like nobody watches anything that You know we do Are you crazy Bobby?

It's crazy You know what? You're such a fucking victim right now Because I have literally Watched everything you've been Even your Magnum PI episodes I've watched You haven't watched them Yeah I'm not talking about you right now

Okay I'm talking about this one right here I've seen the The ramen one Yeah it's a YouTube five minutes short. You saw that? Oh, thank you. Yeah, but that was so cool. Oh, that's thank you. I appreciate it.

Can let me say something right now to you, Jules, okay? If you were in like, um, um, Wicked. No, not, not, no, that's not what it is. Oh. Let me think of something else. If you're watching it go. Like, Wicked. I would see it. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Have you seen Wicked? I heard it's great. It's so good. You saw it? Mm-hmm. I heard it's great. You watched The Liator? And I didn't want it to be good. Why?

Please don't ask me that, but I'll answer. I want to tip to my way around it. It's the poster. Some guy remade the poster. Oh, that one piss a lot of people off. And then it has the green witch, right, and the hat is over the face, and there's a little smirk.

Yeah. Right? And the reason why this green witch has a smirk, because she's up to something. Right. She's, you know, it gives the character, you have some insight into the character's motivation who she is, right? So that's the original?

That little original, right? So no eyes. And then she puts out a poster with just her whole face with no smirk. So some fan goes, you know what? I want to put, I want to make the poster and... Like a fan of the kid. Did that? She went crazy.

You know what I mean? Good edit right there. I should leave. Why? I've been here in a while. I'm on hands. I'm on hands. I'm on hands. No, but no. And then, you know. It's crazy in what way. Like, was she upset about it? She, like, so the fan did it as, like, a fan thing. Like, I love Wicked. I want to turn, like, the original poster and use the actual actors. So, like, you know, covered the eyes. And she kind of went off on, like, it's an erasure of my, like, my, like, my, bi-pac nature. I'm like, it's an erasure of my identity. I see.

Yeah. So people felt it was a little. little like, oh, out of touch. Almost out of touch. And to me, I was just like, no, no. Number one, I love it when, you know, I've said it on stage. I love Black Hobbits. What's, what?

What? What was that little laugh about? Go ahead, Black Hobbits. Do you even know what I'm saying? Yeah, you said Black Cobbets. Yeah, but what I'm referring to? And what terms? Exactly.

Exactly. Exactly, Jaime. I don't think you have no idea what the hell I'm talking about. Right now, a little bit. Because I have the scab and it's opening, so. Let me see. Yeah. I don't know about any stitches.

Let me, turn it to me. Oh, that's deep, Hyman. How did that happen? I was cutting myself washing dishes. Wait, you were cutting yourself washing dishes. I cut myself washing the dishes. Yeah, how, you, there was a night. knife in the dish in the same and then I was like scrubbing oh like that yeah oh wow you clean a knife like that yeah you clean your knife like that huh yeah don't you yeah with a sponge yeah I do that yeah I'm a little mindful and careful though so that I don't cut myself that's fine you don't wash dishes it's this is this is the anti-holiday feeling do you love it I'm talking about I don't like it yes I have and what are you doing for Christmas nothing like I did Thanksgiving nothing really yeah I didn't do anything either you had a family get together

No, we didn't. That's what she said. We had dinner. Dinner. Yeah, with everyone. No, not everyone. Who was there? Just me, my mom, Jules, my sister.

Yeah, and there's not a big entity there either. Was there a big entity there or not? Here's why I don't want to talk about the big entity. Yeah, yeah. Because every time I want to talk to you about the big entity, you shut it out. You're just like, I don't want to talk about the big entity. Yeah, yeah. You want to pretend that.

But there's an entity. Okay. Let me just say something, okay. When there's entities around. Okay. In my house or anywhere, right? I always say, call it out. I go, there's the entity, you know what I mean?

But you don't bring up the entity. No, you don't. The reason why I don't come to the dinner because the entity's there. I'm scared of entities. Check your check. What does your text message say? Do you want to go to dinner with big entity?

I go, no. I don't want to be around the entity. Google entity. What does it mean? I may. Please read it. Yeah, read it. Read entity.

Oh, God. Thing with entity, a definition. is a thing with distinct and independent existence. Yeah, I don't like independent existence. You know what I mean? Church. They just run so freely. Bobby, it's been years.

Yeah, I know. Can we just, like, get on with it? I can't. I've met so many of your girlfriends. It's because... Ah. Oh, what? It's like the black comics.

It's like the black hobbit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know what is going on? Now, when she's like girlfriend, I put context clues. Oh, yeah, yeah. One in one. Wow. Big entity means,

yeah. What do you, Sherlock Holmes all of a sudden? He goes, Ah! That would be the worst Sherlock Holmes. Ah, what? Nothing. Um,

God Morarity would go crazy with your fucking Sherlock. He would never get caught. You knew what Morarity is? Yeah. Who? What's that story? You have the guy in the movie? Yeah, tell us the story.

Heikli? What's that story? Guys, come on. Oh, I hope. I want you to solve things on your own. Like Sherlock. The great, damn it.

The, hey, what's that story? Hank, Hank. Hank is that area? What are you talking about? That story was like, you know, you read books in high school? She reads a lot of books. Heiko, hide. It's Jekyll and Hyde.

Oh, Jackal and Hyde. Yeah. What about it? What about Jekyll and Hyde? I thought that was what you were referring to. Moriardi? Yeah. Is that what it is?

You tell me, dude. I thought Charlotte Holmes takes place in that sense On that time period Yeah Yeah okay Jaco and Hyde Jake O and Hyde Is that the Mexican version of it

Jakeo Hey Jiko Hey Jiko And Hyatt What the fuck's hide bro You know what? I'm sorry Yeah

Yeah Gift that keeps on giving Yeah yeah yeah Anyway So no Moriardi is Sherlock Holmes's nemesis The villain

the villain. Played by Robert Donnie Jr. And Robert Dungeon was actually Sherlock. And his co-star is. He is, um, what's his name, his sidekick? Watson. Watson. Watson.

Okay. Yeah. Anyway, um. You guys ever like kiss somebody under the Mesotho? Is that like a thing in the Philippine? No, no, no. It's a thing all over the world. Well, I know, but have you guys ever done it to yourselves?

Not to yourselves, but like, was someone? Would you even know what mistletoe looks like? Yeah, it's the two little leaves and the little red ball. Exactly, dude. Wow, I didn't know that. Have you had been? I want to. I want to share that this year.

Wait, are you still seeing that same girl? From when. It's been a lot. Oh. That's my boy. It's been a lot. Wow, really? Are you getting serious with anyone?

I try to, but they don't. Right now I'm seeing this one girl. She's a chiropractor. Yeah. That you won? Yeah. Oh, so you left the other? Are you guys?

Are you guys getting serious? I don't know. Does she work on your body? Yeah, she gave me a, what's that thing I brought last time? The back brace? Yep. Yeah, because she came here with them. Remember?

Wait, she, don't. I'm trying to fix an posture. I never saw that. I showed you. No, you didn't show me, dude. She gave me a back brace. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Is it on now or now? No, it's not. Yeah, yeah. It's too much. How is your back? same as every 20 year old 28 year old wow

when you dream what do you dream about last night I had a dream um what was it about I was at a restaurant with a group of friends I bet a lot of your dreams are in restaurants

because I eat a lot it's an assumption I'm just assuming we're at a Taco Bell of course of course yeah you can eat Taco Bell

do you know what you ordered yes In the dream? Yes. Really? I don't remember those. So in the dream, what did you order? Three crunchy tacos.

Would you order that in real life, too? Yeah. Okay. And then cheesy gorilla crunch. Wow. Right? That's good, right? That's good.

That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. What have you been dreaming about? Um, I'm trapped. Like, I'm always trapped in some place where I can't get out. Like a well?

A well? Yeah, I mean, a well can't get out. Yeah, there's always like, I'm always stuck somewhere. That's really like dark and scary. But in the world there's balloons. There's all kinds of stuff happening. That's like the silence of the lambs. Is that why?

No, no, no, no. There's no, no, no, there's no, there's no, like, fingernails in the wall. It's like, you know what I mean? You just fell in there? Yeah, sometimes Andrews is down there with me. Yeah. And we laugh. It's this trap, not being, if you have a dream of being trapped,

it's not being able to leave a dark place. It's a common connecting to your unconscious mind behaviors, urges and emotions that are not understood. Wow. What is not understood? I don't know. I have no idea what you're sure. saying.

I don't even know what you're reading to me, but it's like, that's it. You know? Have you had, like, when you look back at 2024, are you really happy with how it went? Well, that, okay, well, that's a very good question. You know, I think my 24 was in terms of

my career, the best year I've ever had. In terms of my personal life, it's been the worst. Yeah, so, you know, it's a combination of two things. But kind of fun? there's been moments of levity and joy and fun where I'm like oh this is cool um

like you know it started the beginning of the year started with doing that big show with gillis and um tom and bird at the Vegas that was fun and then you know um the tour in australia was fun um even that hulu thing that i just went to was pretty fun oh yeah i saw that you said he texted me that new zealand's like the best place you've ever visited. The show was the worst, but the...

The worst, why? Oh, they just wouldn't let me tell my jokes. They were, like, heckling so much. Really? Yeah? Oh, they were so rowdy, yeah. I've never ended my show going, okay, I'm done. No way.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I can't do this. I'm done. The first show I did that, I go, I'm done. And then, but, you know, me and Andrew on our scooters going around Auckland was the most... I think my best human experience with him, because we were like little kids. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Every corner was like, oh, my God, look how beautiful. And then we went to this coffee shop, you know what I mean? And there was a Chinese family that ran it. You know what I mean? And we were just laughing. You know what I mean? And it was beautiful.

It was a beautiful day. So, you know, there's moments. You know, I think my relationships with that, my friends have been strengthened. I think have been nicer to people. Do you guys think or no? a little nicer to people. Yeah.

How about you? How was your year? Weird. But no, you know what? It's been honestly, I think... A miracle. The best year of my life. Yeah, a miracle.

But even though it's ending a little bit strange with my face being this way, I think for the most part, it's been, you know, not... It's been great. Now, you're going to come back now and do the shows, right? That's what I was going to ask you.

guys, I really have so much anxiety and insecurity about, like, talking to guests with my crooked face. And even with Trash Tuesday, it's like, I've been having, like, Jenna on. And I've been on. David. David, so, Gilbert, thumbfounded people that I already, like, know personally. Because I don't, I just feel really, like, I don't, I feel anxious about having to, like, explain why, you know, and my eye, my left eye is still not closing. Yeah. I miss you guys. I genuinely, like, I could cry thinking about just. being here and being around you guys. It's like, I know it's been like, however long

a decade since we've been doing this, but like, this is such a part of like who I am and it's such a part of like my week to week that I've felt a huge void. Honestly, like, it's been, it's been kind of like, I want my face to get better, but also it's been eye-opening in that like there's a relief in being ugly. Please explain. Pause, was that an, no, it was.

You know what? That was a relating, a relating pause that you related to her. Yeah, I heard what she said. Yeah, yeah. And what did she say? That's a relief to be ugly. Yeah, and you made a little noise. Yeah.

Explain to us what this noise is a little bit. Well, I'm going to let her explain first. And then maybe I know what I'm talking about. Maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need your own talk show, I think. Yeah, that's our next goal. Oh, God.

Yeah, so what is it? The relief is that, like, my whole life, I've been so conscious about the way I look on camera, like my makeup, my hair, my this and that. Even if I, like, always wear sweatpants. Like, I really always cared about, like, my body and shit, right? I literally cannot care about it because it's not in my control. Sure.

And there's a level of, like, all right, like, give up. Like, this is just how it is. And, like, honestly, like, I don't care so much. Oh, what I heard was it's a relief to be ugly. You resonates with you? I think so, maybe. because I'm very self-conscious whenever I'm on my camera and like the guy

Alex takes a picture of me What are you self-conscious about? Like what parts of you? My double chin right here. Okay. And my lip. What about your lip? I think, can I just say something?

The cutest part about you is your mouth. Kalai, Kalala, Kalala. Please don't lie. I swear to God. Kalila. Just think about what you're saying because I don't like it. Hyman, I promise you. Look at me right now.

Look at me right now. Look at me right now, okay. Go easy. Jules, back me up. Look at Jules. No, I also have something to say. Oh, you see first. Okay, go ahead.

I'll have something to say. Go ahead. We'll be the third. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My favorite thing about your face is your lips, your crooked smile. It is so endearing and it's so memorable. It's like, any time I see you, it like makes me kind of like, it's so cute to me. So that's all I wanted to say.

Jules. Okay. My turn. She has a crush on Ralph. Sorry. Sorry. Oh. Hello.

Call it right. You have a crush on my friend Ralph? No? Yeah. No, I don't. Yeah. Excuse me? He's my best friend.

I know. You have a crush on my best friend? No, I don't. Yeah, you do. I just think. We'll let him know. Interrogate. I just thought that he was super cute when he came here.

He is cute. Yeah, I had to tell him they call out. Yeah. Anyway, so give him the compliment. Yeah, now talk about his other. Ralph's friend. And Julie, do you have become a compliment? Your nose is my favorite part because it looks like Pedro Pascal's nose.

Thank you. What? Wow. That's good compliment. Can we pull that up, Gil? Well, can I do mine first? That's so, my compliment? Oh, yeah, even from the side.

Yeah. You know how? Wow. Yeah. Yeah, dude, you know what? You do have his nose. Congratulations. Look, you know, exactly it.

Yeah, exactly. Put your head to the side. Yeah. He's daddy. Yeah. The only problem is you have Rosie O'Donnell's face. Holy shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's not what I want to say, but that's the only problem. You know how the universe just goes on and on? You know? Yeah, yeah. It's just like your cheeks. They just go on and on. Yeah, I don't know. That was not good.

That was so mean. That was so mean. That was not good. you have cheeks, I have cheeks, you have cheeks, we're all cheeky. Yeah. I was made a compliment. We're the cheekiest pod. Look at Gilbert's face.

Look at Alex. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I think you're a very cute guy. Yeah, yeah. And I, you know, it's been a real blessing having you here. Thank you for having me. And, you know, I view you as, you know, who's been asking about you a lot is Andrew. Get out of here.

I swear to God, he's been mentioning you. He's like, oh, that kid, that. you know he's very funny oh he yelled at me at the comedy store why he has a joke though right yeah yeah i know he was joking he's joking right no he uh he really likes you and i think a lot of people do and congratulations thank you i think he only likes me because of ralph right no no no don't say that he doesn't even he doesn't even really kind of put that two and two together really but you think that people only like you because you're associated to ralph because that's just not the case no i think you're associated i think you're more associated with this part

podcast now. And Ralph. No, but mostly here now. Because I think that, you know, you've done how many of these? How many? Probably four months worth. Yeah, four months worth. A bunch of episodes.

I think people now, you know, when they think of you, they don't necessarily think of Ralph. Think of me. Oh, God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's a good thing too, no? I guess, yeah. Yeah?

It's a little Bobby. They call me little Bobby. Yeah, yeah. Some people do. She's been a real blessing, that's all. Thanks, man. You're welcome. Anyway.

Have you been watching anything good, guys? Let's talk about the Great British Bake-off. Do you know the... Oh, gosh, I haven't finished this season yet. But I just saw that... What's her name? The Big Lady is gone. The...

Oh, the Russian one? No, she was German or... Oh, German, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was so funny. Who did you think the best one is so far? Gosh, why am I? blanking on their names, but I think the

young Indian girl. You think she's the best? I think she's good. Wait, who do you think? Dylan. Which one's Dylan? He's like the good looking little Hawaiian looking kid. With the thick eyebrows and everything? Yeah, yeah. Really? He looks like an American Idol. That guy in the middle.

Star. Yeah, he has a really cool looking face. Yeah, the kid is so good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, anyway. What? How many episodes are you in? Right after the one where she leaves. Okay.

The lady on the right. So yeah, you keep watching. Yeah, I think I stopped at like pastry week or something. Did you guys watch the penguin? Yeah, we've been watching the penguin. Finished it? Not yet. I think we're like one episode.

Nothing? Should we do Christmas gifts? Okay. Sure. Well, they already... I don't have any. Me either. Yeah, yeah.

You have Christmas... We didn't bring any. You went, no, I would honestly have the Ube. The Ube Lager is so good. Oh, wait, your palate is a little weird. Maybe the mix. video of him eating sushi? I saw that. I was really proud of you. Were you? I was like kind of like what's the problem but you know. It's raw fish. Oh yeah you need a bottle

opener. Sorry. I got you. So can I ask you some questions about Santa Claus? Yeah. You think Santa Claus goes to the Philippines? Yeah. When did he when does he go? Does he go at the end? Why? The end? Like oh of the trip. Oh you think that we're like at the bottom of his list. Like if he has time. So like US is first, then European countries. Well, I would say, okay, let me just see what, I mean, I would think that he would go to U.S. first. Why? Highest GDP.

Exactly. Thank you. Thank you. High as GBT. Yeah, GPT. Yeah, Chatt GPT, dude. So you're saying he would even go to California first. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think he goes to California, hits the West Coast first, right? No, he would go East Coast because of the time change. Right? You know what I mean?

It's later, yeah. Oh my God. We see him first. Because we're actually in the future. He might not have the time. No, no, no, no. Okay. Listen to me.

Christmas happens in the Philippines before it happens here. We're actually like 17 hours ahead. So you're fucking wrong. In fact, we beat Korea. Yeah. Well, I've been to, okay, let me ask you another question then. Okay. All right?

I've been to the Philippines. Not a lot of chimneys. That's not the only. Not a lot of chimneys So how the fuck does he get in the house? He throws it all over the yard He does? Yeah, that's what my dad says

Because like when my dad Because like my dad Because when my dad When we had like Santa come over And our gifts and stuff My dad is like Santa is here So there's some gifts under the tree And he'd like go downstairs

And like see if you can like chase after him And we'd go downstairs Run into the yard And there'd be like A hula hoop in a tree It was like scattered gifts scattered everywhere And so that's how Santa has time to play a hiding OC

kind of a... No, no, no. Is that a Filipino thing or a your dad thing? My dad thing. He's just like, hold on, but Santa is real, right? It's real. So he's just busy goes, throws in the lawn. He doesn't have time.

He doesn't even know. He doesn't even know. He's not time for milk and cookies or whatever the fuck Americans want to do with Santa. But no, he's a busy guy. He just throws it all. He just throws it all. He does go there.

He does first. He goes to all those islands. All the islands. Can I say he goes to Manila first? Yeah. Why? He also wears a baron. Yeah.

Oh, look, Sanchez's wearing a burrow there. Yeah. Okay, so he does go. Interesting. Where's a rice hat? What about Korea? What? What about Korea?

You think that, okay, you think that he goes to the Philippines, but not Korea? I don't think he cares about Koreans very much. Give me, why? I mean, you guys are just... We have shit. Marshall Law, dude. Yeah. It's like basically giving Samsung to the creator of Samsung.

You know what I mean? What? Like, you guys have stuff. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, is his, I mean, Filipino gifts are probably easy. What do you think?

Like a pineapple? Like a pineapple and coconut? I think as a kid, I was like, You're saying, dear Santa, I want a pineapple. You're right. You're right. You never wrote to Santa. It shows.

No, I never. Because I remember one time, I was at, I was at maybe nine or ten, a kid told me, just came out to me and goes, Santa's not real. And I went home, and my dad goes, no, he's not real. You know what I mean? Oh, no. And then it was just ended it. Did you believe in Santa Jules?

Yeah. Did you write to Santa? Mm-hmm. But what did you write him? I said, I remember, like, asking for, like, Barbie dolls. Dude, look at Korean Santa. It doesn't look. That doesn't look right.

No, it looks so right to me, dude. It does not look right. Yeah, look at it. Barby. Dude, look at how rosy his cheeks are. It's amazing, dude. It looks like you to be honest. So what did you write them?

Barbie dolls and, like, a bicycle. but I always thought like Santa would just go through the front door. I've never thought like we needed chimneys for it. Oh, you think that Santa just goes to the front door? Yeah, at midnight and we don't need to put cookies and milk.

He just stupid, right? Yeah. Why does he need that? Yeah, I just, I don't want to be confrontational. I honestly don't believe he goes. In the Philippines, are there Christmas carols? We have the best carolers. Oh, you guys sing so good. No, no, I mean, like, it's still part

our culture where you go house to house. Oh my god. Look at the Mexican Santa dude. Oh my god. All the gifts are pinia. Yeah, yeah. That's very inaccurate. Oh, really? Yeah. Why? He doesn't give piniaitas.

No, he's Paniados. We get a can of friolis. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Wow. Actually guy that did this. Not Coke, like that Coca-Cola. Yeah. Oh, Mexican Coke. Yeah, Mexican Coke. Yeah.

That's incredible. What's the best gift you've got? Not in Christmas, Jaime. This is good. The mango IPA? I'm only feeling that. You drink another one, man. Drink the Uber one.

Yeah, try the Uber one. I have to drive. What? You said you don't have to drive. I lied. It's his new character. Drunk Dad on Christmas. He's trying to be drunk dad on Christmas.

His whole thing. Go ahead. My dad neglected me as a child. Did you really? Hmm. The best Christmas gift I ever got. You backed out of that quick. No, I love my dad.

The best Christmas gift I ever got was like an Xbox. That's a good gift. Xbox 360. That's a great gift, dude. Wow. I was the first one in my street to have one. Really? And then Ralph.

Oh, Ralph got it one second? No, he got the PS3. Oh, so you couldn't play each other? Wow. But everybody went to his house instead of mine. Do you guys live close to each other? How close? Two houses down?

No. Wow. Are they still like that? No. Your parents are still next to... Oh yeah, they are. Two houses down? I can't even speak to that.

Okay. They all went to his house, not mine. Really? It's beautiful. Because we had like 13 people living with us, so there wasn't much room to play. What's the best gift for you ever gotten, Jules?

For Christmas, I think Efrum got me yeah the PC the computer how you're a gaming PC incredible

how about you um best Christmas gift ever no you know what you and I did what we gave the best

Christmas gifts what did we give everything Trager Grill like remember we would oh yeah so Bobby and I would do this like Christmas

Bob Nanza where we would buy like 10 expensive gifts and we would have people like fight for them yeah the best gift I got was a

golden Goose leather jacket. Yeah. I think you got me an iPad once. Yeah. Did I give you anything ever? Um, you gave me like the anime rug.

Oh, that was cute. Yeah. That was pretty cool. Yeah. Pretty cool. I have a gift for you, Bobby. You got it to get to the Macy?

Want to pass it to you or you want me? I want you to come and deliver to me. No, I need him to deliver to me. Thank you. Just not to get out. Yeah. Bring his beer with him. Wow.

Shorts with the camera. Yeah, okay. Wolf Brand Chili. Texas is made, baby. Oh, it is. Yeah. Because you remember what happened, right? It says Texas off technique.

Huh? You okay? Yeah, it says Art Technic, right? Oh, off-Teth. What's the word? Texas. Wait, let me see it again. No, what's the word?

It's Wolfbrant Chile, Texas. Ah, what? A-what technique. A-technic. A-technic. A-technic. A-technic. You got it.

It's fine. We don't understand it. Authentic. Authentic. Jesus. No one's making fun of you, Jaime. You guys are mean. He can't see authentic.

He can't. He has a feature present. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, thank you. Do you have one? Yes. Oh, my God. It's been a year, yes.

I want you. Thank you for the authentic wolf chili. You're welcome. Is it good? Yes. I'm going to try tonight. I want to see you eat it. The way you made me eat sushi?

Yeah, yeah. You hated it that much? Sushi? Yeah. The only thing I like was a California roll. Yeah. But the rest of them you didn't like. Eel?

Yeah. Oh, man. All right, Doc. It's so good. I only see you eat then. No, we're going to take to a nice restaurant one day. But thank you so much. Thanks for the gift.

You brought that with you from Texas? Yeah. Pass it to a TSA. Oh, thank you so much. You smuggled it across. Yeah, smuggled. That's great, dude. They saw it, but they ignored it.

Of course it is chilly. They're like, whose bag is this? I'm like, it's mine. It makes sense. Yeah. You know. So what are we going to do for Christmas this year? I'm doing nothing.

Are you? I haven't been home in a long time. You're going to go home? I'm going to hang out with my mom. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to hang out with her. And I haven't done it a long time and I miss it.

I'm just sleeping the house. And then try to figure that out, you know. Jules, what are we doing? Just dinner? Watch movies? Yeah. sleep over. Oh yeah, we're doing a slumber.

You saw Gladiator already? No, no, yeah, she did, though. Good? It was good. I'm just, there's so many hot guys that I think it's good. It's a good movie because of the hot guy. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah.

What? That's what? Yeah. That's why I like watching Gladiator movies, the hot guy. The hot guy. The hot guy. Paul Muscal and Pedro is so hot. Oh, my God.

Paul Mascal is pretty hot. Pretty hot, yeah. Pedro Pascal, yeah. Yeah, pretty hot stuff, man. Ignore the script. Yeah. Why don't we all wish each, we'll give each other like end of year wishes for each other. Okay, we're through song now.

Yeah. Everyone gets eight bars. Bars. Merry Christmas to you, my friend. Let your destiny not come to an end. Creating laughter and creating joy. And may you get many toys. the tree

I'm alone again in this house I'm alone I might die here alone in the house once again

I'm gonna kill myself I'm gonna kill myself for Christmas Bye bye What do you think? So good. That is, I'm going to your best. Yeah, is right?

Yeah. Yeah. Pretty heartfelt. You want to try a little verse or what? Hi, Mac. Jules. Hi, May. It's the end of the year again.

Like every year. I wish everybody, Merry Christmas. And a happy new year. Like they say, it's always the darkest before the dawn. Oh, that was it. wish you many more years fellas and gals very good song

Jules let me try different there was a little depressing right the chords were a little depressing it was like you know in the air tonight by Phil Collins

yeah yeah that was very that just a different okay wait Christmas time well no stop

stop You're getting into with your hands. I like it. Give it a minute, though. I'll do some humming with it. Okay. No, no, I don't like that. Hold on.

What do you do with your hands? I'm trying to be. You look really nervous. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Christmas time. It's here. Love in everyone. Christmas time

wishing everyone Happiness Yeah I love you Really good Right Toothes you got it No I can't sing Yeah yeah yeah yeah you're gonna

You're gonna We used to celebrate This time of year Dude, it's like Dr. Strange Love It's literally put up Dr. Strange Love sing. Look up Dr. Strange Love. I swear I got it You give me doctor with the glasses

Give me another time It didn't move the whole time It was great It's like you're putting a spell on me or something Put Dr. Strange Love up There's Dr. Strange Love Soala's face wasn't moving at all, dude She was like, dude.

My best friend. Yeah. All right, doctor. Ready? Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm missing you. This is not going to work for it.

Yeah, yeah. I like the Dr. Sprangeloved. Ready? My best friend. Christmas hasn't been the same. I'm missing. The hugs and kisses, cats, the dogs under the tree. That's so nice.

So good. Thank you, Dr. Strangelo. George and Gilbert, you want to give it a go? Sure. We should have Alex rap. Yeah, at the end, no, so you guys do a do-what and then have Alex rap. All right? Yeah.

Let me see here. Something faster. Snow is falling The fires a glow Presidents stacked high Under the tree Laughter echoes The vibe is a show

And who walks in it's Bobby Lee Oh Bobby Lee In a Santa Has Dancing wild Like it's empty He grabs the mic

and sings off key A cookie's crumble milks Out of sight Bobby's got jokes He's cracking spree He tells a tale Of a Christmas night What are you reading, dude

Chad Gigi That's not to cheat I want to chat GVG Let's do it together Yeah, right No, you Here we go I'm gonna use Chet too, man

That's so cheating Are you cheating, dude? I want to try it Hold on. Okay, so this is ChatGBT. G.B.T. I put Bobby Lee involving, ready?

Yeah. Okay. It's a Christmas Eve. The snow's falling down. Bobby Lee's the wildest guy in town. In a Santa suit, he's making a scene. Sliding down chimneys like a comedy king.

Wow. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Pretty good. Jingle bells, he's ringing the laughs. Stuffing the stockings with jokes from his past. He's dancing on the tree. Who needs Rudolph?

We got Bobby Lee. Oh, pretty good. All right, chat. All right. You have a chat GBT on Kalila? I'm so sorry. I dug into the cookies. Okay.

Well, I can do. I have chat GBT too. I have one. Okay, you want a single one? Yeah. Okay, hold on. Hold on. This one's called Christmas Star.

Hi, man. Oh, hi, man. You're a Christmas star. Shining bright, no matter where you are. With your laugh, you light the tree. Oh, it's a kind of. Okay. Wow, what a show.

What a show. What a garbage. Good night. Merry Christmas. Happy, home. I'm a cabulululi I'm a cabololol