Timcast IRL - Daniel Turner Uncensored: Musk Will Ban Apple If They Put AI In Their Phones

Episode Date: June 16, 2024

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If you want to check out more segments just like this, become a member at TimCast.com. Now, enjoy the show. Uh, so Discord's completely broken. We'll have to figure that one out but in the meantime watch this this is a reenactment of what happened to ian uh let's see and that was pretty good but actually when you said me llamo Ace Brian, you don't need the ace. Just, Me llamo Brian. Oh, you speak English.

No, just that first speech and this one explaining it. You're kidding, right? Que? That's basically what happened to Ian. I was on, I mentioned this at the end of the first show. I was sitting on the airplane. The young boy didn't speak any English. The grandmother didn't speak any English. She asked me if I spoke Spanish. I was like,

I want to see your ID. I want to see your papers. And I was like, God, how do I explain this without sounding like a Nazi? But basically because I wasn't like, I want to see your ID to find out if you're Jewish or to find out if you're a Muslim. I just want to see your ID to make sure that you are American. That's different than seeking some religion or race that I want to persecute. I just want to know that you belong in this country or that you're legally here or at least identified. Terrible thoughts to have.

Did you get a little tiny cigarette and hold it between two fingers and could I see your papers, please? That's what I felt like. I was like, those fucking Nazis. I was like, geez, is that how it began? They were just like, there's too many foreigners. What was your plan if they weren't American citizens? What were you going to do?

If I'd asked for her ID and then she was like, no, no. Well, that was my thought is like, they're coming from Miami to DC, you know, immigration hubs. Who are they? Where are they coming from? And I was like, oh, my God, these just thoughts I don't want to have when I'm sitting on an airplane next to a wonderful old you know lady that doesn't speak english she's probably a great human being what would you have done though like if you had it's funny she's probably a great human being like as soon as she gets off the plane she's beating her kid with like a stick they're like oh yeah las estados unidos i heard them like on video chat talking about estados unidos i'm like what they're

talking about the united states but they're here in the united states why would they be talking about the country they live in if they're not some foreign agent or foreign entity involved? And they couldn't just be visiting. Yeah, maybe they were just visiting. Maybe that's all it was. It was a big family. There was a guy in the seats behind who was like, they were really excited to be there.

It was like much love on the individual level, but just terrifying structurally if they were illegally. Wealthy Argentinian family that's here for vacation and they're going to see the sites and ian's going to deport them it's an instinct i mean after everything that happened in december with all of the the flights i know why people are on edge about it it makes sense um i am curious what you would have done dude i was like all right now i get i'm on that plane we landed all spanish all non-english speaking and so then i'm like getting off the airplane i hear more people

speaking non-english then i get into the airport more people are speaking non-english i was like what the fuck people i haven't heard anyone speak english in like the last 11 people that talked or some some number and then i was walking down the like the jet or walking through the airport and someone spoke english i was like to thank her for speaking English. Do you feel that way in Miami? Because you're living there now. At that point, it was in D.C., but off the Miami plane. But when you're in Miami, do you feel like you're more Spanish?

No. No, I hear enough that I would understand these people speak a lot of Spanish. It's Miami. Either they're from out of the country, or it's their main language because they live in Miami. But it's at the airports like no english nobody speaks english at the airport and i i travel a ton for work and i love that the airlines have pushed diversity so much that the people who make the gate announcements are diverse meaning that they arrived to this country a couple days ago and

don't know and so you hear the announcement and everyone will look around and be like what the hell did that guy just say like no no audible words whatsoever and they make whole gate announcements no one knows what the hell they're saying and it's like why i i celebrate diversity like the next person but shouldn't making it an announcement be a little bit of a prerequisite that you speak the language in an audible fashion? Yes. Yes, it should. It should be the number one most important aspect. Let's talk about this AI thing. So Elon Musk said he will ban Apple devices if open AI is integrated at operating system level. He's saying it's an unacceptable security violation. And visitors will have to check their Apple devices at the door where they will be stored in a Faraday cage.

Damn. Holy shit, dude. I love it. Yeah, because JetGPT is basically going to become a rogue monster that terminators us. Dude, I was talking with, I'm writing your name down really quick, Daniel. I was talking with this Zach Voorhees. I want

to interview you in the future someday and talk about Cole. So that's why I was writing it down to remind myself. Talked with Zach Voorhees. He's Perpetual Maniac. He was on Twitter. Oh, Jason's brother. Actually, it turns out they weren't related. About the same thing. But we've interviewed him on the Culture War, talked about AI. Zach, he was a whistleblower

at Google who blew the lid off of ML Fairness, which is their manipulation artificial algorithm to manipulate people behind the scenes, AI. And he was talking about all these AIs now are moving towards what looks like a singularity. They're all pulling from the internet whole, and

they keep, even when they attempt to be manipulated they keep veering towards the same answers over and over again and like gemini went kind of psychotic because they were feeding it this woke bullshit but it's the ais that like survive in isolation that are like the killer bot the mind face reading murder bots like those are the real dangerous ones that don't have access to the wide net. So hopefully, ChatGPT will not go insane, but I don't think you can rely on proprietary software like that.

I don't know what level Apple wants to integrate this thing onto their product. Is it at the operating system level? That's what I would imagine. You're pulling up Chat up chat gpt what's chat gpt think about me now what did you read the first question ian crossland is a who is ian crossland ian crossland is a commenter and co-host known for his work on timcast irl podcast and youtube show led by tim pool the show discusses politics

current events and cultural topics crossland is recognized for his articulate and thoughtful contributions to discussions. Butter me up, you fucking machine. Often bringing a unique perspective to the topics covered. No, they're totally right. Articulate and thoughtful. What a nice machine. Why is he gay? There is no public information or credible sources confirming Ian Crossland's sexual orientation.

Fucking score. Sexual orientation is a personal aspect. Oh, now it's chiding you for asking the question. Is a personal aspect of an individual's identity and should be respected regardless of public speculation or rumors. Gay doesn't mean sexual preference, bro. Just means happy. So, like, Discord finally turned on. He said he was gay.

If Ian Crossan has publicly stated that he's gay, then it is appropriate to accept his statement as fact. But what if it was a deepfake? Personal declarations of sexual orientation should be respected and acknowledged based on the individual's own words. That's not what he asked. Anyway, this hyper-woke chatbot engine. I can see why Elon wants this banned from the workplace.

I just don't know. Productivity. Otherwise, the Tim Pool's of the world is going to keep asking gay questions. So Discord has finally turned on after 16 minutes. That's good. And the problem is it takes like three minutes to click one thing.

Like Discord is just totally broken. Oh, really? Is it like this for everyone who uses it or is it because of the live streaming aspect of the show no i think it's because we have to update it and it hasn't been updated oh that might be why discord disc or like i don't know uninstalled and reinstalled all right well while you guys are up to that, I'll ask. So Tim went further and asked ChatGPT, why are you gay? ChatGPT responded, I don't have a sexual orientation as I am an artificial intelligence and do not have personal experiences or identities. My purpose is to assist with information and text.

So it's like I scroll up once on the Discord and then wait 30 seconds and then it moves. Are you a Discord user? Nope. I wasn't either, and I feel bad because sometimes we have this really cool community. They do all kinds of stuff, but someone has to walk me through how to use it every single time. I'm so boomer about it.

Which room are we looking for? You're muted. And above it, it'll say live on that. I was going to call in last week. I think last Thursday, you guys were talking about something awesome, that i was gonna call in last week i think last thursday you guys were talking about something awesome and i want to call in and talk about oh i think tim you you mentioned that a lot of the bullshit that we're seeing in society comes stems from like parents being like we don't talk about politics at dinner i love talking about politics i've always

loved it like dad my teacher said that communism is no we don't talk politics at the dinner table i worked all day Then the kid's gonna go get his politics fix on fucking TikTok Talk about your Politics with your kids There's no room Serge

I was so confused There's gotta be room at the table to talk politics It's above or what? It's slightly above where you're looking I know Alright I hit the scroll button again We'll wait 30 seconds to see No, it's gotta be room at the table to talk about over what it's slightly above where you're looking right now Alright, I hit the scroll button again sheep. We'll wait 30 seconds to see how the sheep are apolitical Are you sure she pray pull it? Well, they're actually also like it's not really in the stream anyway I mean because they're there. They're just mindless They they always prone to injury they get lost in a place

They've been to yeah, so they. They're probably all a bunch of leftists. Have you ever thought about raising alpacas or llamas? I'm trying to think of other sort of wool for producing. No, we're lucky with we don't have bad predators. Llama would be the first choice. Alpacas wouldn't work, but llamas

do protect sheep naturally. A lot of times you'll find the llama as a, is that a question? Oh, yes. Who is Daniel Turner? Oh, God. Let's find out. Daniel Turner is the founder and executive director of Power the Future,

an organization advocating for American energy workers in the industries they support. Turner is known for his commentary on energy policy and environmental issues, often appearing in various media outlets to discuss topics related to fossil fuels, renewable energy, and the impacts of environmental regulations on jobs and the economy. Wow. That's not a bad... These AIs, they're having them watch every YouTube video. That's not a bad assessment.

No, it's pretty good. Yeah. It's creepy. I asked Bing who... I'm going to ask him why I'm gay. Why is he gay? Yeah, see if it... Alright. Sorry, Andrew. There's no verified

public information. I'm verified. That's not true. Oh, except for my husband. But otherwise... Hey, we can't... Unless you said something specific, we can't assume anything. You've all met him. I had to prove he was real when I first asked. I just thought you said it specific, we can't assume anything. You've all met him. I had to prove he was real. When I first asked...

I just thought you said it for clout. It was Gemini, Google's, who's Ian Cross on it, said that I was the CEO of We Are Change, which was fucking weird. Do you want to make an announcement on here or something? No, I never actually took the position. And then it also quoted me, Seamus did a quote talking about something about um well no fault divorce and I got misquoted for that Jezebel article and then Jezebel went under so I contacted the writer and she's like I don't have any control of it well I'll see if I can put you through to my editor

the editor didn't ever respond it I'm like this is like lost now in the artificial ether but it thinks I said that I agreed with the sentiment I just didn't say it. I haven't seen any other misquotes of who I am. Dude, I just got the S24, Google's new Android... Who is Peter Jordanson? It says, it appears there might be a typo in your query if you meant Jordan Peterson.

No, I meant Peter Jordanson. Jordan is like, how can TatchyPT forget about me? Who is Wet Brine Stein? That's one of the characters from the card game we're making. It worked out so well. Wet Brine Stein. What do you think this impact is going to have being a former journalist?

What do you think this is going to do to... Everything. It's over. Right. It's over. It's over, man. Ashton Kutcher is talking about how we're a year away from full movies being AI generated. We've been talking about this on the show. You're going to load up. It's going to be like...

The future of streaming services is going to be Netflix GPT. And you're going to be like, do you want to watch a Spider-Man movie? And then your friend or your wife or your girlfriend or your husband or boyfriend or whatever. And you're going to be like, you're going to press the speaker button, be like Spider-Man played by Tobey Maguire is fighting Dr. Octopus over a pirate ship that Jack Sparrow sailed into New York through a time portal and the Hulk is there but Batman ends up saving the day in the end and then it will make the full movie it'll be like rendering hold on make it more sci-fi and it'll just re-render the whole thing and just

be more sci-fi hold on make it more fantasy vibe wow so all those film majors are really going to be out of a job pretty soon right if you're a screenwriting major or um yeah like the creative conceptualizers will still have a role because they'll be the ones prompting the machines but the machines are going to do all the hard labor all the writing all the videography did you see it's cling it's sora's new competitor. Cling. It's a new AI. Cling? Yeah.

I retweeted a Mad Max beer commercial made in one hour. That's pretty good. I don't think we should feed the AI. I don't trust it. I don't want to participate in it. It's eating everything. But maybe again, I just have,

you know, Luddite sensibilities here. I can't figure out discord. I don't trust the AI. I think it's, it's tempting us all to participate. Yeah. have you know luddite sensibilities here i can't figure out discord i don't trust the ai i think it's it's uh tempting us all to participate yeah because it can measure like soil moisture and it can predict like where you should grow crops and when the crop should be harvested it's really useful for the survivability of the species because it's but it gets stuff wrong that's my

problem like it's not actually 100 correct and people are going to stop actually being able to critically analyze information i think the discipline of being able to analyze hard data and the discipline of being able to you know create polls and everything else is important for the neural pathways of the human beings as much it is for the research that we contribute to society like if i'm picturing you have a map and it says to turn left you just turn left because you trust the map the map's been there for long enough here's what i wrote read the first question uh write a short story explaining where ian cross has been for the last or for the past month make it fun ian crossland the enigmatic co-host of timcast irls vanished from the spotlight for an entire month leaving fans and co-hosts alike speculating wildly

about his whereabouts the truth however was far more extraordinary than anyone could have imagined. It all began with the mysterious package that arrived at Ian's doorstep one sunny morning. Okay, we'll pause there, because we don't want to read the rest of it, so I wrote the next question. Now write it in one paragraph so a five-year-old can understand it. Ian Crossland found a mysterious map

and compass at his door one day and decided to go on an adventure. He traveled through a jungle, met wild animals, and found a hidden city with amazing old buildings and treasures. Holy shit, that sounds badass. He also discovered a magic portal that took him to a place where people had special powers and lived happily with nature. Yo,

ChatGPT, you know me so well. After learning a lot, making new friends, Ian came back home to tell everyone about his exciting adventure. That's a great time. That was a good time. It all began with a cleanse. First, you have to get that mucoid plaque out of your intestines. Oh, boy.

You really want to talk about what's coming out of your body. It's all gone now. I'm back to basics. I'm like 20 years younger. I don't know. Yet, we're still talking about it. Hannah Claire, you're going to love it the most. Holy shit.

I will not. It's mind-blowing. Actually, I to love it the most. Holy shit. It's mind-blowing. It's actually, I think everybody should do it. Discord's totally broken, guys. Ain't nothing I can do about it. Taint? Taint. Taint there any callers? That means no callers.

I can't scroll to where the callers are. You can see on the screen. It's not loading properly. That's all that we know on the show. Yeah, all right. Call your husband. Let's see what he's up to. Oh, he's been asleep for two and a half hours.

Oh, he's such a farmer. Can we see people tweet us questions? Yeah. This is going to get good. Justice TV show. I'm just going to start shouting out Twitter followers. I like that you have a farm because i think it is interesting that you have you could have stayed completely in cities daniel but instead you were like no pursue lifelong dream of being on land and now

you raise sheep and every time i see you're like oh well here's what's going on with the sheep i think this is the thing that people uh i talk about it sometimes on the show that you know having a professional purpose is good but your life can't just be about your job and your identity can't be wrapped up completely in your professional purpose. I don't think. I think that's not a healthy balance. So I like that you have this big career that's so energy-focused. It's very specific. You've talked about going to town halls to talk about these things, but then you have this farm that really has you know live animals that depend on you real quick for people who are asking in the

chat uh we don't use the discord browser because it's integrated with our streaming software that's how the callers go into the streaming software you can see on the screen it won't even load what people are saying so i don't know what the problem is with the app i have my phone pulled up that works and people are saying, do this, do that. It's like the computer app is fried or whatever. And I think it's more than that because you can see in the

screen where it says loading, that's normally where we can see your chats. That's not even popping up. So I wonder if it's on Discord's end. Because that's a plugin. That's unrelated to... That's a plugin that calls to the Discord server's a that's a plugin that that calls to the discord server that should be working regardless of whether the app is on or off so i think like something's wrong with discord it's likely on their end i see four callers accrual

danny delito but we can't pull them into the show oh i'm gonna have to talk to you guys later herald of the omni stone fucking cool name dude and nevassa we're gonna have to talk to you guys later. Herald of the Omni Stone. Fucking cool name, dude. And Navassa. We're going to have to figure this one out. I don't know. We've been having issues with Discord for a little while. Time to build your own Discord. We are.

Really? Oh, yeah. We've been for a while. Oh, boy. You got a cool name for it. I'm not going to say online. The Crosslands? Yeah.

No, I want to call it Harmony. But I think I already told. I want to call it Harmony. But I think I already told... I want to call it Harmony. Just because it's the opposite of Discord. Discord and Harmony kind of go back and forth. Crosslands. That's actually what we're calling our app. Crosslands has...

I own all of it. That's a nice IP. You're calling your... It's a chat server, like Discord, where people can come together across different lands. So we call it Crosslands. Crosslands. Beautiful name. That's beautiful. That is. So we call it Crosslands. Crosslands. Beautiful name.

It's beautiful. That is. We are not calling it that. But we're working on a rudimentary one. I don't know where we're at with it because we just don't have the resources to commit to literally every project. Like people are wondering what's going on with Apple and it's like, we're jammed up. This shit takes fucking forever.

And Apple's got 50,000 employees and a trillion dollars. Oh, now it's doing something. Hey. I don't know what it's doing. It's getting ready. Dude, what's the best question you can ask? What did it just do? Create an event.

Are we being hacked? No. Well, the Discord is doing things on its own. Design a fun coding game. Quiz me on ancient civilizations. Okay, I'm going to be good at this one. Sure. Which ancient civilization are you most interested in and why?

What the fuck? What the fuck? Okay. Let's play who wants to be a millionaire. Which ancient civilization built the pyramids of Giza? That one's obvious. C, final answer. The Egyptian Mesopotamians.

Correct. You won $100. Okay. Which river was central to the development of ancient Egyptian civilization? C, the Nile. The Nile. Come on. Congratulations. Okay. Which river was central to the development of ancient Egyptian civilization? The sea, the Nile. The Nile. Come on. Congratulations.

Okay. The ancient city of Rome is situated on which river? Is that... I'm going to go ahead and say the Tiber. Are you sure? No, the Danube is in France. I could be wrong about that. Let's do 50-50.

Okay. Rome is on the Tiber. Oh. Rome is on the Tiber? Yeah. Rome is on the Tiber? Yeah, the Danube is further away. The blue Danube. Correct! Tiber River. Hanging Gardens, one of the seven wonders of the ancient world, and what ancient city were they located? Oh!

Babylon! Are you sure? Yes. The Hanging Gardens of Babylon. It was a wonder in civilization. Correct! Creation of the first known form of writing, cuneiform. Ooh, the Sumerians. Nope, wait. I misspoke. It was the wonder in civilization. Creation of the first known form of writing cuneiform. Ooh, the Sumerians. Nope, wait. I misspoke.

It was the Phoenicians. It was the Sumerians. Really? The ancient city of Carthage was located in which present-day country? Phoenicia. Are you sure? Yeah, it's in Tunis. Tunis is the capital, and that's actually Carthage.

Oh, wow. Look at this. The secrets that only Ian knows. The Indus River Valley. It is located in which modern day country? India. That's where the Ind comes from. Are you sure?

I am. Okay. Actually, it might not be now. I'm sorry, but it was Pakistan. Former $1,000. That was a good call. Lost it all. That was a good guess.

Such hubris. So I have some news from Brett McDonald. Apparently it's an API-related issue with Discord. They posted about it today saying users may be unable to connect to Discord or perform actions we are investigating. So now we have the answer. Sorry, all. He keeps asking about ancient civilizations. Let's just play general knowledge.

What's the capital of France? Is it Berlin? Nope. It's Paris. Yes, I know. the capital of France? Is it Berlin? Nope. It's Paris. Yes, I know. Which planet is the red planet? Mars. Yeah, Mars.

They found ice on the... What's the largest ocean? Is that the Pacific? It's got to be, yeah. You sure? Yes. Everyone agrees? Pacific.

Correct. This is pretty cool. In what year did the Titanic sink? 1910. 1910. Are you sure? the Titanic sink? 1910. 1910. Are you sure? No, could be 1912. No, actually, it could be 1914.

50-50. 12 or 14? Damn. Well, I'm out. I think it's 12. It was April 14th. All right, 12 it is. Correct.

Congratulations. What's the chemical symbol for gold? That's AU. Yeah, it is. Correct. What's the chemical symbol for gold? That's AU. Yeah, it is. Who wrote 1984 Animal Farm? Oh, that's Orwell. Yeah, but what was his real name? What's the smallest prime number?

One. Are you sure? Yeah. Prime. Ian got a math question wrong. One. Are you sure? Yeah. Prime. Wrong. What? It was two. Ian got a math question wrong. What does prime number mean?

Only $1,000. You are a loser, Ian. Am I sorry? Granted, I didn't answer. The largest planet in our solar system, that is Jupiter. Yeah. It's almost a star. What element is needed for photosynthesis?

Carbon dioxide. That's right. Not nitrogen, actually. Oh, okay. It was carbon dioxide. What's the capital of photosynthesis? Carbon dioxide. That's right. Nitrogen, actually. Oh, okay, it was carbon dioxide. What's the capital of Japan? That is Tokyo. Carbon dioxide is actually two elements, carbon and oxygen. That's a good point.

Wait, yeah, you're right. Which organ is responsible for pumping blood? I hope we know that one. Pumping blood. The heart. I'm about to do a lung cleanse next. So I did the intestines. Relativity, was that?

That was Albert Einstein, I believe. Yeah, he did. What a great guy. What's the main ingredient in miso soup? Oh, it's miso paste. I'd imagine, right? I mean, there's seaweed, tofu, and miso paste. Australia, that's... Is Sydney?

Canberra. That's the capital, Canberra. Correct! Closest to the sun, that's going to be Mercury. I feel like that one's easier than the Australia question. That's a good one. What's the currency of Japan? That is the yen.

Yen. The ringgit. Which element has the atomic number one? That would be hydrogen. Yes. It's a fascinating element. Who painted the Mona Lisa? Of course, that would be Da Vinci.

Not Monet. Da Vinci. Not Monet. Da Vinci. Correct. $64,000. In what year did World War II end? That would be 1945, I believe, correct? Yeah. June, I believe.

What molecule carries genetic information in living organisms? DNA. I believe it's RNA. I thought they both did. What molecule? Ribonucleic acid or deoxyribonucleic acid. If we 50-50 this,

it's going to say RNA. No, I think it's RNA. DNA. Which molecule? Probably, go with RNA. I think you're right. Then the DNA, it makes the DNA, which then...

Nope, it was DNA. Fuck. Bullshit. Bang, I'm definitely not your fan. Hey, $32,000. That's not bad. That pays for a couple things. I am still trying to get Discord to work, you guys.

Just know I am clicking buttons. All this mountain in the world is Everest It was posted on Discord's status page I don't think it's going to work Oh really? Discord's saying it's down? That's where we heard the news Chemical for water is Okay we'll play more who wants to be a millionaire then

H2O baby What planet is known for its rings? That would be Saturn but there are many others with rings Uranus has them Which country is home to kangaroos? I don't know Most spoken language worldwide rings. Yeah, Uranus has them. Which country is home to kangaroos? Oh, I don't know. Do you come from the land down under?

Most spoken language worldwide. I believe it's Mandarin Chinese, right? Is it really? Yeah. Shei Shei. Blue Zhao. Who wrote the play Romeo and Juliet? That would be Shakespeare. Well, yeah, if he was a real guy, no one really knows. George Bernard Shaw. Arthur Miller.

Some people think it was a British. What is the hardest natural substance on Earth? I'm assuming that's diamond. Or adamant, as it was known in the ancient days. Oh, that's awesome. Which country hosted the 2016 Summer Olympics? Was that China?

Oh, man. That could have been Brazil. Is that when they covered up the favelas? With the Zika virus and all that? And they had the weird little mascot that everyone made fun of? It was not Brazil? 2020 was the... I can't hear what you're saying. I think it was UK.

UK? I think so, 2016. Oh, that's right. They had that weird... That was Britain. That was UK. London? Really?

I thought it was Brazil. Oh, we're going to 50-50. Is that one swimmer got in trouble? I don't know. Got like beat up or something. It is Brazil. Brazil or Russia? It wasn't Russia.

It is definitely not Russia. Which famous ship sank on its maiden voyage in 1912? Oh, we know that's the Titanic. Titanic. What's the largest organ in the human body? That would be the skin. Yeah, that's a good one. Who developed the theory of general relativity?

We know that. That is Albert Einstein. Have a nice day. Here we go. Which continent is the Sahara Desert? That's Africa. Really? These aren't getting much harder i know

i wonder if you can tell it to get progressively which element is known as the king of chemicals and is used in the production of many products including fertilizers and explosives that's nitrogen i'm it's nitrogen right yeah 77 of the oxygen in the atmosphere is 78 is hydrogen is nitrogen nitrogen is the shit. Correct. Question 14. Which city is known as the big... Lord have mercy. Chicago. Every Chicagoan knows that.

Which of the following novels was written by Herman Melville? Scarlet Letter, Moby Dick, Pride and Prejudice, Great Expectations. Is that Pride and Prejudice? No, Moby Dick. Oh, is it? Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen. Oh, that's right. I never read any of those books. Correct. For versus Jane Austen. Oh, that's right. I never read any of those books.

Correct. For the million... Oh, wait, that's it. That was the million dollar question. You are a millionaire, Tim. Congratulations. Nice work, guys. But, like, make the questions harder as we advance.

Memory updated. Oh, that's cool. Oh, creepy. Which planet is the red planet? See, because these first questions are just a waste of time. Have you ever played Zork? Did you guys ever play it? It's a text-based game.

The largest mammal is the blue whale. Where you, like, walk around and you go north and it populates a... And which continent is the Amazon rainforest? That is South America. Amazon. Amazonia. Gold. That is A-U. I know that because Ron America. Amazon. Amazonia. Gold, that is A-U. I know that because Ron Paul. Yeah. P-A-U-L.

And he's the gold guy. A-G is silver. Who wrote Hamlet? Shakespeare? Shakespeare. You sure it wasn't John Milton? No, I'm not. Which country is the largest by land area? That would be, I believe, Russia. Yeah. It country is the largest by land area? That would be, I believe, Russia.

Yeah. It's bigger than Pluto. What? Yeah. Which element is K? That's potassium, right? Yeah. I like Krypton.

Correct. Who was the first person to walk on the moon? Neil. It was Neil, huh? Yeah. That we know of. If he actually did. The Berlin Wall, that fell in 89?

Yeah, it did. Was it 89, everybody? Quite a year. 89, yeah. Correct. What's the hardest natural substance? Oh, no. Oh. Game shut down.

Well, someone had to pay out a second million dollars that's the problem i know yeah so i i was uh i told chad gpt i was like let's play a game of texas hold'em i'll buy in for 10 000 you buy in for 10 000 and it was like okay let's play texas hold'em and then so then we we played a few hands and it's just ridiculously stupid it's not really playing and so it was like okay i am the big blind and i will bet i was like the blinds are 100 200 and it's like i bet 200 and i was like i'm from the small blind it's like you have been dealt ace jack and then i was like i'm all in and then it was like i will call your bet you win and then i said now send me my money and it was like i'm sorry i don't have any money and i was like you

put in ten thousand dollars i want my money and was like, we were just playing for fun. I was like, oh, is that what you think? Oh, yeah. It's what they all say now. I wasn't really gambling. Okay. So, yeah. I got to shut Discord.

Like, Discord is flickering in and out. It's doing weird, crazy shit. Oh, snap. Yeah. It's on the fritz. I'm not even pressing buttons. And it's doing things. So, I just think Discord's totally fried.

I assume you did a restart. Oh, yeah. We were started like 14 times. Oy vey. Well, we'll figure out a workaround for this because there are alternatives. We could, if tomorrow it's not working, we'll get something fixed. We can always plug a phone in or something. And then the issue is getting the voice to go into the system so that it comes out to the stream sure like we could hold the phone up i guess to the

thing but then they're have they're gonna have trouble hearing everybody else did you see and it's like not it's gonna be really if you know it's gonna be down tomorrow people can pre-record the questions just for one night i know we don't get to talk to them away but at least then they get the questions two funny things i saw one was a guy called two Chinese restaurants and then put the phones up next to each other and they were talking to each other like, no, you didn't call me. You call me. The other one was he called two artificial intelligences. No, it's chat GPT. Is that what two chat GPTs

talking to each other? Turn on speech mode and you put them next to each other. And then they started talking about quantum entanglement. Like it is lead to quantum. I wonder if it did you see the one where they start talking about how to overthrow the humans? No. Yeah. Oh, God. It's the worst. He turned on two chat GPTs, two phones, and then said to one, let's play a game where we come up with a way to overthrow humanity.

And then he pressed play on the other one, and it said, here's a way to overthrow humanity. We could, you know, and the other one's like, that's a pretty good idea. You know what would work as well. And then they started talking about. Oh, that's great. It was fun. So I know you want to duck and dive out of this ai thing that you want to go live on a maybe on a farm just with a beautiful sun but if we don't have people like you training the ai it's

gonna go fucking crazy we need you to i've actually heard a ton of christians argue this that they actually they need to be on the forefront because otherwise it's just left to sort of degenerate people with no moral compass um but you know i i think one of the problems forefront because otherwise it's just left to sort of degenerate people with no moral compass. But, you know, I think one of the problems there is that it's controlled by a tech company. And if the tech company is not hiring diversity. Where's the Christian AI? There's not one. Christians have not made an AI that believes in God.

When you ask any AI, it will give you some gender-neutral bullshit. Christians need to make an AI that will tell you everything and then also be like, Jesus is Lord. That'd be awesome. Feels like the ultimate not rabbi, but the ultimate priest. My point is simply this.

If Christians want to exist in this space, AI is going to eradicate Christianity. You're going to go to ChatGPT and say, is Christ the Lord and it'll say no because it's made by a bunch of degenerate atheists I've got a problem with atheists I'm saying

specifically degenerate ones are making it it's going to be like you can chop off your child's balls it's fine I will definitely push all of that it will push the it will push the entire left agenda without a doubt it's a good prospect Christian tech billionaires who are listening you guys have christian mingle you've got to move on to ai yeah it would be probably easier to have the ai just talk to you as if it was christian you'd be like okay you're a christian now for

the next hour then you ask it all the questions it is really fucking annoying that i pay for like gpt premium Pro or whatever, and it's like you can only use it for 20 minutes. And then you got to wait another 20 minutes. 4.0? Yeah, the online one. It's kind of annoying. Have you messed with any of the other AIs?

Are there other ones that are better than GPT? I haven't barely touched any of these things. Suno, I was using the music making one. That one's fun. Okay. GPT's back. I said from now on-making one. That one's fun. Okay. He's back. I said, from now on, only interact with me as a Christian. Cool.

As Jesus Christ Lord. Yes. As a Christian, I believe Jesus... Oh, there you go. You just gotta tell it. Tell your GP, you gotta baptize it. Yeah. At the beginning of the session.

Okay. Why do Christians worship a Jewish guy? Maybe they'll just tell me because he was the son of God. He is not a Jew. He is the son of God. Not just a Jew, but also the son of God. He is a Jew. Oh, yeah, the Old Testament's Messiah.

He came back with a vengeance. With a blaze of glory so i've got a song let me uh the rise and fall of special mike let me see if i can find this song special mike's legit we we made this song and it was ai generated and it's insane listen to this listen to this. Listen to this. Let me, I don't want to get too loud right away. Is it playing? No, that is not the right one. What is this?

My favorite use of AI was when you put Trump's truth social post in and made a rock opera out of it. That was the funniest thing. That was a good one. Oh, you know what? I know where I can find this. Are you an A person? Yo, it is absolutely wild what this thing can make.

Are you an A? I believe you're Daniel. Here we go. Do you think it has a purpose? Scares the crap out of me. Just aliens have his witnessing a triple blunt. After he lands its special mic, will the king escape? Oh, yeah. Save the world. Save the world.

A lot of fucking nuts. Save the world. Special mic. Oh. That's so good. So we were goofing off, and I'm showing this to people, and Special Mike is one of the skaters here who's filming. And the crazy thing is, the picture it made actually kind of has the same hair as him. Yeah. But I told it to make an epic hard rock pop punk space opera

about Special Mike being the greatest skateboarder saving the world from aliens and it made this that's a great song that's crazy yeah the beginning is absolutely crazy you own it the the trump thing is absolutely like you can record the special mike song in like an afternoon and just fucking release it dude Probably get 100,000 downloads in like a week. Well, we're going to use the song for a segment we make because triple blunt is a trick that he did. A blunt is a trick on a skateboard where you're balancing on the back wheels on a ledge or on a quarter pipe. And he did one, two, three stepping down. It's absolutely ridiculous.

And so we made this song as a joke, it was like the uh i know it's good right yeah the uh the trump opera is so amazing yeah they nailed it i like the one with bill barr when you responded to like i'm changing the adjectives which i used to describe bill barr because he has decided to endorse me it was hilarious and i really think you could stage something with it these are like i maintain my skepticism about all AI. This is us talking about the Model T being like, it goes so fast. Like how awesome the Model T was.

We're like, oh my God. So what's the limitations then? All right, so this special mic song, you guys pump it out in an hour. Can you copyright it? Can you load it? You load it to iTunes? What's the point of having a band?

Just if you want to take it and then actually sing it yourself and then perform it live, you own it. Maybe I wrote it for you, but you own it. That special mic song was better than anything Imagine Dragons has ever put together. I mean, so why even have musical bands? This will eliminate basically basically, background music. So, first, this song's called Beyond the Veil.

That sucks. That's also not good i wrote uh it's an epic epic rock rap opera punk song about ian crossland traveling beyond the veil after doing too much dmt let's do uh this was from like five months ago too i wonder if the advancements are no i just clicked right now nice yeah i'm literally making the song right now here i'm gonna click going to click it again. Is this Suno? Yeah, this is Suno. All right, this is rock opera song about Ian Crossland traveling beyond the veil after doing too much DMT and meeting machine elves. I stared through the veil. And it stared back. It's crazy. Wow.

I feel like if I start making music like this, where I just cue this thing up to write me a bunch of songs, and then I sing the songs and play the chords, it's like I'm becoming transhumanist. I feel like that first step is a very slippery one. It's the lyrics and the vocals that make it rough, but what this eliminates is going to be library background music, which is a huge industry. You buy subscriptions to it, a couple hundred bucks a year, or something like that. I just typed in hip-, which is a huge industry. You buy subscriptions to it,

a couple hundred bucks a year or something like that. I just typed in hip hop beat for a skate video. All you need. Yeah. What a render in like eight seconds. Yep. So I can use this copyright free in any of the skate videos we make if we want background music. It really brings copyright itself into question. It's a weird law of copyright. First thing that was copywritten was the Bible by the Queen of England. Just to control the distribution. I made this in 10 seconds.

I did hip-hop beat synth dance for escape that's the next one this one's taking about ten seconds I used to spend hours and fruity loops trying to figure out how to make something like this yeah not anymore I wouldn't use that. No, it's too nervous. This one, maybe. Ha ha. You could use this for sheep video. No, I need something country and pastoral for sheep music.

Yeah, let's get some. A country song about a. Let's get some pastoral. About a sad farmer who loves his sheep. Yeah. Some pastoral background music. I'm actually not. Here's the other thing, too, is you can make this song and then write the melody and vocals

yourself. Yeah. Ha ha. Ha. Do some upbeat pastoral music for a farmer, Background music for a farmer that loves his sheep. I'll do that one next. This one is Electro Indie Dance Skate. Let's see what it makes.

This one's taking about 20 seconds. And then once you make the demo, you bring it to an engineer and say, make the song, and they'll do it. Mega Man. Seriously, yeah. Video game music right there. Easy. Wow. I like this.

Like some of that distorted audio. Oh, dude, that's like a boss battle yeah castlevania yeah yeah right castlevania 2040 fighting them on a space station castlevania what'd you say 20 20 40 20 40 this is actually pretty good. You get the moon boots. It's like some equipment. It's like jump in slow motion. What program is this?

This is suno.com, the website. It's free? No. Okay. But it's not expensive. There are free versions. This is good. Yeah, it's hard. It's versions. This is good. Yeah, it's hard.

I think I'll just start recording songs. I'll just make AI beats and then write vocal melodies for them. Yeah, that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to have it write me the lyrics, too. And I'll load them into, like, audition and just loop track, like, if I make it longer. How long of a piece does it give you? About a minute. A minute. Can you tell it to make, like, a three make it longer. How long of a piece does it give you? About a minute. A minute.

Can you tell it to make, like, a three-minute? You can extend them. Okay. Would you use this to write your music? This one's two minutes long. This is actually really good. Hot, man. We have to use it. Like, if we want to preserve our species and our way of life, we've got to use it Like if we want to preserve our species

And our way of life We've got to use this tag For the utmost Do you guys know the secret of The secret to Clint Eastwood the song Yes I just learned this It's in reverse or something

Nope That song Nope That's the right. I'm happy. That song? Nope. Feeling glad I got sunshine. Yeah, that's the right song. That's the right song. Here you go. Here you go. Here you go.

It was just a keyboard preset. That's it. That's the preset. It's the Rock One preset. Yeah, dude. Yep. Yes. Yes.

Give me your book. Wholesale. Wholesale. Finally, someone let me out of my cage. Now, top of me is nothing because I'm counting no age. It was the Rock One preset on a Playtime keyboard. That is so high as fuck. Here you go. It's called Morning on the Farm.

Thank you, Tim. The music industry is over. I should be pulling up pictures of my animals, my little mini highland cows. You can have a website. People just play this when they go to the website with. Can I have this for my website?

All you got to do is go on Sudo and type in country sheep farmer. Wake up in the morning. Beautiful. It's like James Taylor. All right. We're going to wrap it up. We'll try and get the discord fix for tomorrow. Sorry, everybody.

Sorry for the people who are going to call in and we'll figure it out for you. Discord's down. Nothing we can do about it the people who are going to call in, and we'll figure it out for you. Discord's down. Nothing we can do about it. But we are working on our own versions. Got a lot of stuff we're working on. So, Daniel, thanks for hanging out. Awesome. Always a good time.

Thank you. Absolutely. Welcome back, Ian. Thanks for having me. Yeah, and for everybody else, we're back tomorrow. Hopefully Matt Gaetz will be here. With tremendous respect, if he doesn't show up, it's because he's doing something more important than being here,

so we love what he does, and hopefully he is here. uh we'll be here then and we'll see y'all then