Timcast IRL - Danny Polishchuk Uncensored: MonkeyPox Found In San Francisco, Disease Reportedly Spread Via Gay Sex

Episode Date: August 18, 2024

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Welcome to our special weekend show, Sunday Uncensored. Every week we produce four uncensored episodes of the TimCast IRL podcast exclusively at TimCast.com and we're going to bring you the most important for our weekend show. If you want to check out more segments just like this, become a member at TimCast.com. Now enjoy the show. Gentlemen, guess what? Monkeypox is here in the US and guess where it is? Sweden? This room? No. Now, enjoy the show. They're calling it M-pox. Who could have guessed? They don't want to call it monkeypox because it's racist, I guess. Do you guys know how monkeypox spreads?

Terrence tried to help us yesterday, but I believe he was incorrect. It is a variation of putting monkeys together. It's gay sex. It's fluid contact. Oh, not the origin. Butt stuff. Not the origin. I liked when the-

The origin was they isolated it in monkeys in a lab, probably through gain-of-function research. But then when the bodily fluids make contact, so you started seeing a whole bunch of this this was really funny during the covid slightly after all these gay dudes are getting monkey pox on their faces and shit and so they're like wearing masks because the masks cover up the sores from the monkey pox it looks rough to you yeah oh dude it's fucked scabbing up and and they get scabs on their anus and shit and now monkey pox is in san francisco and no one is surprised i just don't know if it's actually going to become as big as people think it

is because monkey pox is hard to spread yeah and there is a i think fairly effective vaccine although i thought everybody got vaccinated so years ago in in the western countries because it's basically a smallpox vaccine yeah they're fine and they're saying like if you already got it because they were like targeting you know gay communities because the cdc had to put out these statements being like if you're a man uh if you're gay bisexual or a man who has sex with other men don't say why uh then you should get these vaccines and they're saying you don't need a booster for it which is crazy to me they're not pushing a booster but uh there's a new strain that's coming out of i think the congo yeah it was somewhere in africa right and so like there i was just listening to this

report about like african nations being like well then you must give us 10 million vaccines west because otherwise it's just gonna get worse and people are gonna travel like the guy who's in sweden who's been like uh who has has it apparently I think was living somewhere in Africa. And so I think in total, Western European countries are like, we'll give you 2 million vaccines. And they're like, not enough. They'll pony up for whatever amount it is to deal with this.

Yeah, it's interesting. Because they're actually like, especially in Europe, there's a lot of migration. The funny thing is though, because they're like, because the last two outbreaks, this one and the one two years ago, happened shortly after Pride.

But I'm pretty sure Congo doesn't have a gay Pride month. Not that I know of. I think it's illegal there. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So it is interesting how it timed up like that because you would expect to be like, everybody's like, oh, it's happening here. But you're like, no, it's actually happening there. But they don't have it.

I also saw this report that apparently a large majority of new infections, like ones that happened this cycle, because, again it was like kind of big two years ago are among people like around the age of 15 which seems very sad to me yeah that's a bummer yeah monkey pox big bummer sad all around uh yeah and you're right it was the first the outbreak that was in 2022 it was like there were these big festivals that people attended and then a little while later there were all of these outbreaks yeah so good it's just perfectly timed apparently i'm just surprised they're not like and we have a booster now and we have all these other like well i guess i don't know like a booster maybe if it's a different strain and then they're like you just need a new vaccine it's like the opposite of covet to me where

they're saying like no no, the vaccine you got is good. You know, it's two doses and you guys should be fine. We don't need a booster. To me, that means that like they're like trying to downplay this so much. They're giving up an opportunity to make money. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's not airborne.

That's a very cynical. Yeah. It's very avoidable. So I don't know. You know, it is for me. What you got over there? I got some chocolate covered peanuts. You want some of those peanuts?

No, no. Actually, give me one. Can't eat this stuff, huh? Well, I can have one. You want some? Are those peanuts? No, no. Actually, give me one. You can't eat this stuff, huh? Well, I can have one. Yeah. I'm just not going to eat 50 of them. These are dark chocolate peanuts, eh? Oh, yeah.

That sounds pretty good. We also got a... Wait, it's going to spill, I swear. Swedish fish. These nice local ones are delicious. Local fish? Yeah, chocolate peanut. Yeah, solid.

It feels good when you don't got monkeypox, you know what I mean? Yeah. I can only assume that people with monkeypox can enjoy candy and chocolate peanuts. Too busy having butt sex or whatever. I would be real bummed if I had monkeypox. Yes. I mean, the scary thing is, I feel like... So would your wife, right? She'd be real sad about it.

She does have questions, yeah. I'd be most scared if it's, they're like, oh, monkeypox is actually like, you can get it from contact or something. Like, not like sexual contact. I had read at one point that it does live on surfaces, like bed sheets and stuff. Yeah, or like, you know. I don't know how true that is, but like.

If you go to a Starbucks, like Starbucks, probably 80% of the people who work there are gay. And they hand you a coffee and you got monkey pox. Are they all gay men or lesbians? No, no, no. But I'm just. Lesbians would be okay. Sure. probably 80% of the people who work there are gay. And they hand you a coffee? You got monkey pox? Gay men or lesbians? Lesbians would be okay. Sure, but then you're like, hey, can I get a woman to make me my coffee?

Shout out to Gprime85. So this is one of his comics. The guy says, hey, what's up, my groomer? And he goes, hold on, comrade. It's problematic to use hard R words like that. Oh, sorry. Who's this handsome young man? My stepson.

Don't mind his little frown. He caught monkey pox somehow. Holy fuck, sorry. Who's this handsome young man? My stepson. Don't mind his little frown. He caught monkey pox somehow. Holy fuck, dude. That's fucked up. And it's on his cheeks. Yeah, and... It's on the guy's arms. Oh my god, dude. Yep. Nice and dark. Oh yeah, that's...

Well, the news report says that it's way worse 2024 than it was in 2022. You don't need to have sexual contact for transmission. You're trying to scare people? Let's feel better. Here's a video of a city bank guard punching a climate activist in the face. Oh.

Is that it? Wait, that was the punch? Oh, that's not a punch. That was nothing. Don't hit the woman. What do you mean? Well, equality, bro. Oh, yeah, that was. He didn't punch him.

He just moved his phone, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, why did they block it out like that? Oh, he grabbed his phone in turn. Yeah, and the guy pulled his phone in it, pulled his fist up to him. I was going to be more excited to see it. Yeah, I was hoping for a full swing.

Look at him whinging like a little bitch. And I wasn't hoping for a full swing. I mean him whinging like a little bitch. And I wasn't hoping for a full swing. That guy's probably going to sue Citibank now. It's so fucking dumb. I'm so sick of all this stupid bullshit. Dude, if you're acting up, it should be

that we live in a society... I'll put it this way. Back in the day, you got into a bar fight, the cops would show up and be like, guys, go the fuck home. Unless someone died or something, you murdered somebody. If you show up to a Citibank and the guard hits you, they're like, I'm going to sue you. The judge is like, shut the fuck up and get out. Yeah, but I mean, this country is everybody suing everybody. We're having a mob boss or something on the culture war soon.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, I got peanuts stuck in my mouth now. And I'm going to ask them about the good old days. Yeah. Like Bronx Taylor. You know what they used to say is that whenever the mob was in your area, it was actually much safer. Yeah. Obviously, you know.

Have I told you this story? When my parents were first immigrated, they were living in New York and they wanted to buy. And their agent took them to Brooklyn. And she was like, oh, yeah, it's a neighborhood. I don't remember which one it was. But she was like, it's really safe here because it's controlled by the mob. Right. That was her in the 80s selling if you have a business they're

like they extort you but as a resident no crime but as a resident yeah yeah like if you're just a resident you're like no crime they're like they do a better job than the police yeah bring back organized crime i feel like everyone is getting annoyed with climate protesters because they are doing you know a lot of i don't know if you saw like stonehenge thing where they like sprayed all of the like orange paint on oh yeah they go throw soup on the mona lisa and stuff yeah like it's either sort of weak like it's not that good of a protest or it like inconveniences everybody else which i think they think is effective but i don't think it wins anybody to their cause right no they don't think it through anybody to their cause, right? No. They don't think it through that much, though.

Because it's like summer of heat or something. This is part of a series of protests, I think, in New York. Well, like the Just Stop Oil is like, we're all going to die, so we don't care if we damage anything. And then they go glue themselves to the roads and stuff. Wasn't there like an actor who glued himself to a Starbucks in New York City?

Because he was like, the climate. And I don't remember what his objection was. Gluing yourself to stuff is a big move. What would you glue yourself to? And in protest of what? That's a tough one. What do you care about enough to glue yourself to something? That's a good question. I don't know.

Raymond, what would you glue yourself to? I would glue myself to the Statue of Liberty, the flame up top for giving veterans free health care and lots of money. That's a good one. That is a good one. I don't know if we're going to top that. That's very honorable.

I'll hang down with an arm. If I die, I die. Like, these people are gluing us. Honestly, mine was like, I was going to go, like, glue myself to a Scotiab bank place where the toronto maple leaves play just until they can get their goddamn acts together nothing like that i understand that's a pretty good one though yeah go tickets fortunately what about yourself i don't know you're gluing you're gluing you have to glue yourself like with yours you're up somewhere high and people like have steak if you're like gonna fall or something and it's also like it's such a big

tourist attraction yeah and you don't want to be like why is that guy up there everyone googles it it's like oh yeah like the va doesn't help people enough or they don't have whatever like that's a good one that's a really good one it's very difficult to actually do that yeah i have super glue do you need it it's hard to get to the flame though from what i've heard we'll have to we'll have to you know workshop and figure out how you're gonna get up up there. I got some fall protection gear. Yeah, there you go. I don't want to say I think you should do this.

Raven's not doing anything like that. Tim, any comments? I'm just looking at this guy's picture and it's exactly what you'd think it'd look like. Oh, yes. I'm just kind of upset because I was hoping it was a video of the security guard just like, boom! I watched a video of a guy punching a woman

and it's not satisfying to watch a guy punch a woman. You know what I mean? Like, a guy who is trespassing in a building who won't leave who gets in the face of a security guard and the security guard defends himself is satisfying to watch. Yeah. But a guy hitting a woman, I'm like, ugh. Yeah. Also, these people are so stupid because he's like, he doesn't it says he doesn't like the banks

continue to invest in fossil fuels. You're like, you can't, that's not a switch you just turn off where we're like, hey, no more fossil fuels overnight. Right. I was listening to a report out today and they were saying they've invested in fossil fuels

since the Paris Climate Accord, which Trump didn't want to be a part of, but Biden was like, no, of course we should be a part of this. So why are we not gluing ourselves to, what, I don't know, Biden's beach house? Or Biden.

That'd be a good one. Just glue yourself to Joe Biden. That would be amazing. That would be like a buddy comedy. He's so stretchy he could walk away from you because he's so like... And then we can see how good the different Secret Service teams are, right? Like, if you're able to do it. Yeah, I don't think you're going to be able to get to him. Equal access to the Secret Service.

He's getting the A team all the time. Yeah, really? It's so crazy. I was curious, do they have females? Kamala, Joe? Do they have Secret Service? They have both the time. Yeah, really? It's so crazy. I was curious. Do they have females? Kamala, Joe? Do they have secret service? They have both, yeah. Yeah, they do. Okay. For photo ops, I'm sure, right?

I mean, that would literally be like discrimination. It would be bad optics. It would be like, oh, Joe Biden refuses to let women. They're like seven-foot women, you know. I mean, Trump really was very complimentary about even all the female secret services. They did an amazing job. And his family was too. The one girl was getting a hard time, I remember. I think it was

Donald Trump, or maybe it was Eric Trump. One of the Trump sons was saying she was assigned to my family's detail. We have a lot of respect for her. We like her a lot. I think it's that it's a fragmented organization. So Matt Walsh's movie's going to be in theaters. Did you guys hear? What's the release? How many theaters? I don't know, but I saw a commercial on organization. So Matt Walsh's movie is going to be in theaters.

Did you guys hear? What's the release? How many theaters? I don't know, but I saw a commercial on Fox. Let's play this clip. It went to Fox? Nice. White participants in the group feel that there's something in themselves that they have to overcome. When all that's being requested of you is that you be.

Hello. Hi. How are you? Sorry about that. Oh, no problem. You good? Yeah. So white.

Uh, uh, Steven. Steven? Yeah. I didn't even know. Okay. That's great. Dude, do you want to come up? Come up?

Yeah. Do you want to come up and share anything? Sure. What do you want me to share? Whatever's on your mind. I just want to know that my physical safety and yours and everybody else's here is okay. Why would your physical safety not be okay? Did I miss something?

I don't feel comfortable. Can you guys catch me up to speed on what's going on here? You don't need to be caught up. We're gonna be silent. They're not actors. Is it because I said I had 17 black friends? It might have been 15. That's how you count them.

Dude, he's got balls. I would really appreciate it if you left so that the people who actually want to be here and deserve to be here can get what they need. I do want to be here. Can you please leave? I would like it if you left. I'm trying to learn. I'm on this journey.

Well, I didn't consent to be touched. I'm not offering to touch you. I'm offering to walk you out. Will you walk with me and I'll answer your questions. Okay. I'll admit it. I'll admit it. My name's not Steven.

Maybe you already knew that. My name is Matt Walsh. Mm-hmm. We know. I just was here on this journey that I'm just starting, but I see that I'm not wanted. If you were on your journey, then you would have told us who you were and your real name,

but you didn't. Are you saying I needed a better disguise? Maybe. But you can figure that out as you walk out the door. Maybe. Yeah. Damn, dude, Matt's got balls. I really had the transformative experience myself.

And my pronouns are he, him. I did everything I could to fit in. I opened up. I was raw and emotional. I told them about my black friends. It was no use. They rejected me. They're not hugging. Dude, these people are fucking retarded.

I'm here presence in the room caused them pain. I'll never be accepted if I look like this. If they know that I'm Matt Walsh, I'll always be an outsider. I need to go deeper undercover. A whole new identity. If I want to be an ally, I need to look like one. Like someone who is progressive, tolerant, enlightened. Let me think.

Have I ever met anyone like that? Ah, yes. Yes, I have. What is a woman? Why do you ask that question? Am I racist? They're going to make the hundred fucking million dollars off that one. You know, it's crazy because remember when like religious came out yeah the bill maher movie and that was such a big theatrical release and then this is literally like the total politically opposite of

that but like i could live i could see this doing really well i bet it's gonna be in theaters over here for sure let's see new york yeah all the am New York City. Really? Or no, not all of them. Five AMCs. No. Sorry. New York City has two of them. You were like, all of the AMCs? Okay.

Five. I was scrolling down. No. Only two. There's one in Westchester, Union, two in New York, Second Avenue, Kips Bay, and Empire. Well, I'm going to go see Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Hi, I'm Mike Peska, host of The Gist, and I'm the kind of person, maybe you are too, who likes to step outside the easy reinforcement of my own ideas.

Maybe you actually like to have your beliefs tested and your perspectives expanded. I find that exciting, not unsettling. There are a lot of shows, ideologically driven shows and networks whose audiences say, thank you for telling me I'm not crazy. But I don't really doubt my own sanity. I don't need affirmation and reassurance that my side or one side of the political or social debate is right, I'm more worried about being misinformed by lazily going along with the untested assumption or narrative. The gist is for people who know that being interesting starts with being interested.

Subscribe now, wherever you get your podcasts. What's that? Beetlejuice 2! Oh, really? Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, man! What are you talking about?

They're all like 1.45, 6pm How do you... Amiracist.com Yeah, not primetime But, I mean, if it does well, then it could I don't think it's cool that they were... I'm sure it was not easy to get into any theater No, no, I mean, that's hard

Oh, okay, they only have a few theaters Yeah, it's like I mean, you go see it in New York City at 6.45pm, it's not nothing What am I supposed to do out here in West Virginia? Gotta go to Fredericksburg, right? They have it? I don't know, I'm checking Harrisburg

I like in the trailer that it's ultimately a white man who is like, I'll step in and escort this guy out. Really playing to some stereotypes there. That's crazy. Holy shit. Well, he set them up for that so he could set up the whole movie, I guess.

I could not do that. I could not do what Matt does with this shit. I just can't do it. I'll sit down for an interview. I'm curious, though. Here's who I am. Here's what I'm doing. Yeah, but then people are...

Yeah, they would not let him in that meeting if he said, I'm Matt Walker. Like, he is trying to make, like, a comedy a bit, so you can tell, so it was a little difficult. But, like, I assume those people are off to sign releases. They probably did beforehand. Oh, they did beforehand. Because the cameras were already there in the room.

They say, we're the documentary film crew, and would you like to allow us to film? They say yes, and then Matt comes in, and they go, oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then if they get sued, get sued well they can't sue I'm saying even if someone sues saying like I was tricked into signing a release

and they're like okay well we've budgeted for some of that I think what is a woman the releases are super basic yeah the releases just say I agree to appear in the production from whatever company that they have and it's like they agreed to be in it.

And now they're mad of how it went down. This is exactly why we get the releases. And so, but also, I'm pretty sure The Daily Wire is like, fucking sue us, dude. Yeah, I mean, they probably just, it's part of the budget. Yeah, I bet it is. It's like a line item. Yeah, it's a line item.

They're like, we're just- Oh, it's literally called an upcoming comedy. Yeah. Hmm. I mean, it seems like, it seems as crazy as it sounds, like, you know, in the realm of, like,

a Sacha Baron Cohen movie from 10 years ago. Yeah. It's almost two hours to me. An hour and 41 minutes. It's got some time on it. There'll be a lot of laughing going on there.

Oh, I see what happened. It's actually in a bunch of different theaters. Yeah, it's in a lot of theaters. It had a bunch in LA. I think it's just, like, bigger markets at first, probably. Because it defaulted to LA.

There are no Charlestown, West Virginia. Okay, how about Frederick? I did... Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, DC. There you go.

Where is this? Where is this? Let me zoom out. It's like... Oh, Gaithersburg. Okay. That's not that far away. Is that really it?

Damn. I wasn't getting any results because I wrote in I am a racist instead of am I a racist. I was like, what's going on? All right, let's go to our callers here. We got Corey Walker. How's it going, sir? Hey, guys. Thanks for having me on absolutely welcome so i got a question for the crew for everybody um do you all think that they will ever come out and give us an official story about the assassination attempt before the election

and if kamala wins will we ever get one? If Kamala wins, no, we will. Because it'll be a different story for the next time. And then we'll, you know. You know when we'll get it? Is like a week after Barron Trump's inauguration. In 2035. When he finally unlocks all the walls. Yeah, and how old do you need to be to be president?

45? Yeah, 35. 35? Yeah, so 17 years. 17 years. So 2040. That's going to be five election cycles. Yeah, so 17 years. So 17 years. So 2040. That's going to be five election cycles. Yeah, that's when we'll get it.

I have election cycles. So 20 years. Yeah, 20 years from now. I don't think we'll get a story before. 2044. Aaron's going to have a scar from his forehead down his face. His eye will be white. Snake Bliskin.

Yeah, exactly. He'll have a rugged beard. He's massive. He'll get ripped. And then he's like, I was set on this journey when they killed my father. And I said I would win. Yeah, that's my prediction.

Snake Bliskin. XK from DC. Margo Lago. Yeah, XK from Margo Lago. Hillary Clinton's still alive somehow. Just hopped up on adrenochrome. I don't think we'll get a story before the election. And I think that's only, like, after the election, they'll start to be like, you mean the Iran assassination?

No, no, we took care of that. Like, they're going to try and never. I mean, OK, if they pin it on Iran, does America need to go, like, to war with Iran? Democrats love war. I understand that, but I'm saying, will that be a pretext? Because obviously Iran and Israel is popping off right now. Is there a requirement where if a country tries to take out a presidential candidate, where they go, hey.

It's weird, right? Kind of, right? You can't not do anything. But it was like this very weird plot where the FBI was like oh yeah we knew that guy was here and we approved his visa but and he was trying to but it's not as trying to as you know Thomas Crooks but we're not going to talk about Crooks

it's very weird but I think if they if they thought it could allow the guy who's at the center of the like attempted Iranian assassination attempt like of course you know to the fbi right yeah yeah um but yeah that's that's my yeah i don't trust the government i don't trust the government anymore either so it's like who knows if we have to go for it because who knows

if who's telling the truth i mean the thing is is like not even that many people i like you said on the show like people like don't even care that much anymore. Like, I'd like to know. Yeah. I don't think the average person even gives a shit. I think they do, but it's like a flashbang, right? Like, there was something so crazy going on, and now the Democrats have lobbed this thing over here, and you have to look that way. I wonder if after the DNC, after the Democratic National Convention, if we'll see kind of another shift back towards the assassination attempt. Or are they just going like, hey, it was like this lone shooter,

and that's that. Kind of like Thomas, or what is it, the Paddock guy, Stephen Paddock. They just go, it's kind of like this crazy guy. I mean, they won't tell us anything until at least 50, 25 years later anyways, in the long run for most things, especially something like this.

Or 60 years plus for JFK. What if Trump just like just on election night, he just comes out and he says, they tried to kill me. It was Hillary Clinton. When he wins, he goes, rest in peace, Hillary. On election night, while the votes are like, it's like voting day.

Everyone's going to vote on election day. Just starts tweeting. And he just tweets like a fucking storm. Like Hillary did it. She tried to kill me. She's going to kill me election day. He starts tweeting. And he just tweets like a fucking storm, like Hillary did it. She tried to kill me. She's going to kill me if we don't win. My life is in jeopardy. That might be the winner right there.

Yeah, that would be... Bring back the Bernie boys. That'd be wild. That might get tweeted. The October surprise is that like Trump gets slashed in the face and then he has a scar over his face. The attempt at my life has left me scarred and disfigured,

but I still look good. It's okay. Solid Trump. Yeah. Thank you. We've been working on it. Yeah, it's not that good. Pretty good.

I mean, I know a lot of comedians who do a worse version than him. I know, most of them. Myself included. But that's only rally Trump when he's heated, because calm Trump is too neutral. Yeah, it's too neutral. He know, most of them, myself included. But that's only rally Trump when he's heated, because calm Trump is too neutral. He just talks kind of like this. It's, well, Kabbalah's homosexual as far as I know.

Yeah. That's pretty good. All you need is rally Trump anyway. When he gets seated and he says, I've got all of the good voters, too many, but it's okay, because they'll vote for me. Yeah. All of the good voters, too many, but it's okay because they'll vote for me.

Corey, is there anything you wanted to add? Do you mind if I shout myself out? Yeah, do it to it. So I'm a real estate agent with Keller Williams in the Louisville and southern Indiana area. So if anyone is in that area looking to buy, sell, or invest, come find me. Is the housing market going to burst? I don't think so. So they just put out a whole bunch of numbers.

Where we are, Louisville is like number three city where people are currently moving to. Oh, that's cool. Is this true? There's some weird new rule with open houses where you can't go to open houses anymore? No, there was a big national lawsuit lawsuit with uh the national association of realtors talking about commission and how agents are being paid oh okay right on well thanks for calling in brother thanks man thank you next up we have jay hickman welcome to the program. Hey, Tim and crew. What up? So I'm an active duty father of two nuclear electronics technician in the Navy. My question to you guys is, if the founding fathers could see what is currently happening today, what additional

protections would they add to the Constitution Bill of Rights? or additional amendments would they pass i'd imagine there'd be some kind of um convention requirement an automatic triggering of a convention of states uh every every 60 years something like that it would be like it's been 60 years a convention of states will be triggered where the state legislatures and only the state legislatures will get together. And the issue with that is, if that were in the Constitution, then the special interests would flood the state legislature elections right before the 60-year mark. And so then, should that have been the case, then there would be further precautions. I think right now, if we had in our in our Constitution a mandatory triggering of convention of states where the state legislatures would propose everything at the federal level can be can be amended by the state legislatures.

We'd be in a much better position. The state legislatures are majority Republican, majority small government, majority populist. And they'd be like, no more war, no more spending. Get rid of all these guys. Get rid of this. And the federal Congress would be like, fuck. So. Yeah.

But if they were in the Constitution, then they'd control that, too. So I don't know. I mean, they did a pretty good job. Yeah. All things considered. Can they have gotten rid of lobbyists? Can they say, hey, no, no. Free speech. All lobbying is, is you show up to Congress and you see of lobbyists? Can they say, hey, no, lobby? No. Free speech.

All lobbying is, is you show up to Congress and you see Matt Gaetz walk in and go, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, hey, quick question. Hey, look, I work for this company and we're doing this. Please, dude, give me five minutes. That's lobbying. Yeah. So it's free speech. Son of a gun. Yep.

I just think the founding fathers would be concerned about the overwhelming size of the federal government. I can't say specifically what they'd do about it, but I think they'd want to see things, power returned to the states and less government overreach. I can't say specifically what they do about it, but I think they'd want to see things, power returned to the states and less government overreach. I disagree. Half of the founding fathers, it was split between federalists and anti-federalists.

Some of them would be like, really, in the future, the federal government controls everything? It's fantastic. And then the other half would be like, no, that's bad. Yeah, I just think the anti-overarching federal government would win out

because I think it's a countryarching federal government would win out. Because I think it's a country so much bigger than they imagined. I think it was the anti-federalists that actually wanted big government. Did they put in the thinking that they came from England, right? They came from France. They came from small countries. And they realized, I guess we didn't have the Louisiana Purchase yet. So they didn't realize how ginormous it was going to be.

I think that's the biggest change. The country is so big that, you know. Oh, no, it is. The anti-federalists wanted the states to be superior. That makes sense. There was no California when George Washington was around, you know. They did not want a constitution. Or Texas.

Or Texas. Can you imagine America without a Texas? Crazy. I mean, I didn't even know until fairly recently that Texas was like, wait, that was just Mexico. And you guys just kind of took it. And Texas is always like, we think we want to leave now. We're considering it. Yeah. Yeah.

I think it's kind of funny. Is there anything you want to add or any ideas that you want to uh posit uh yeah i think they would have passed some protections regarding the printing of money ensuring um and also the accumulation of national debt and in order to assure um sound monetary policy in a currency that is uh guarded against inflation and devaluation yeah i guess there's no federal there wasn't there was no national currency back then it was private banks that's true yeah so i don't know if we actually yeah well i mean that's just if they could see what what's happening today i think i think they what's a real dollar this is um a ten dollar bill from the bank of columbus and the year on it is where's the fucking how much gold you get for that back then ten dollars whatever a dollar in gold

was i don't know but it's it's got George Washington on the back and the year is somewhere around here. I can never find it. 1856, there it is. Let's try 1856. 1856, currency was private. Where'd you get this from? eBay? No, eBay. I went to a store.

And I bought it. What does some of this run? That's like $10. It only cost $10 to buy an almost 200-year-old banknote? Well, yeah, that's true. I got a bunch of Confederate money lying around, too. Really? Confederate money was worthless for a long time until recently it became a collector's item.

Oh. I was telling Brian on the way up here, the producer of the boys' cast is his great-great-great-grandfather's Robert E. Lee. Really? Isn't that crazy? Yeah. of the boys cast is his great great great grandfather's robert e lee really crazy yeah and he's like he literally his mom runs the robert e lee museum and he's like i go home and i sleep in robert e lee's bed that's wild i've been to uh i've been to jackson's house because it's down the street michael stonewall do you care to talk about it uh it's cool because they have the house it's been modified and repaired over the years but

now the historical society whatever the group is has like preserved it to be as close to what it was like back then they have a gun in the kitchen and they're like that's the kitchen gun you open the back door and you hold it and you wait for a critter and then you shoot it and then you throw the critter in the stew yeah you eat it that's dinner good eatings right there legit dinner was gonna dinner was like you coming, what's for dinner? And it's like, whatever I can catch. And then a few hours later, it's like, what do we got? We got badger.

The crazy thing too is, you guys know how beef stew got invented? No. They literally would just have a pot in the pub, in the second century or whatever, and they'd throw in whatever they had. So they'd have like a potato, a carrot, whatever it might be. I don't think potatoes actually, because they're not endemic to Europe. But they would just throw the vegetable in the pot with boiling water and then throw meat in

and whatever it was, you'd get a scoop of. And so it was called like a permanent stew. And now we have beef stew and it's like carrots, celery, beef. Sounds like goulash. You ever have goulash? Oh yeah, I love goulash. Which is essentially a mix of everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love goulash. Which is essentially a mix of everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Eastern European. But it has like dumplings in it. We never had dumplings. We never had the dumplings on? No, we just did noodles. Or noodles as well, yeah. This is a surprisingly good condition for 1856.

The story that I heard about chop suey was that a bunch of guys came into a Chinese restaurant as they were closing, and they wanted to eat, but he was like, kitchen's closed. And they were like, oh, come on, come on, you gotta have some food. And he's like, no, no, no, all we have left is garbage, chop suey. And they were like, chop suey, we'll eat chop suey.

And so I was like, okay, and he shoveled all the garbage bits into a pot and cooked it up. Okay. Yeah, it means odds and ends, I guess. Yeah. Anyway. Shit's delicious.

It is. Is there anything else you wanted to add, good sir? Yeah, just Dan Bongino said it, Charlie Kirk said it, but make sure you get out and vote early, whether that means in person or by mail. We need to use the means that they use so that we

can change the rules that they abuse. That's right. Make sure you get out and vote early, and make sure that you check that your vote was indeed counted, because you never know when they're going to make a pipe burst at 3 a.m. You're going to feel good about this. I'm not even legally allowed to vote, and I'm going to. And that's right.

That's a really great point, because if we don't get out and vote early, RFK Jr. won't win. Yes. All right, thanks for calling inK Jr. won't win. Yes. All right. Thanks for calling in. Absolutely. Thanks, guys. Just early voting is like we didn't realize this in 2020, but now we do now.

Like everyone, early voting is huge. Let's just go. Anyone can early vote. Get it out there now. Rondors. Rondors, you're here. OG. Hey, good evening, everybody.

Yo. Welcome to the show. What up? So my question is, do the Democrats have a rock bottom? You know, we have a failing middle class and impending market bubble. America's position in the world has diminished, you know, social unrest and potentially both civil and world war coming. So is there anything that we could show these people to realize the fault in their belief?

Or are they so far gone that this is pretty much the equivalent of unconditional love for their party and cult? They're eating gummy bears. We're candy sorry yeah sorry i don't know if they i mean rock bottom i think it's hard to talk generally because i do well you know well i do think democrats kind of vote as a coalition and they are kind of a hive mind maybe more so than conservatives ultimately there there is individual choice and i think that there are democrats that would break away with their party you know depending on what was going on you see this with like the pro-palestine stuff like they're not necessarily all in line yeah certain issues splinter right and so i think certain behaviors too there are certain things that like

they would start to be like i don't know about this yeah also a lot of those things you said like potentially none of them happen you know like potentially you look at the S&P 500. It's like every time there's a crash, it just ends up being a blip. I don't think there's a rock bottom for Democrats. I think it got to the point where they absolutely lost and everything was done. Hillary Clinton literally runs up to Trump, shoots him in the chest or something. Like, I'm actually kidding. But I mean, like Democrats will go to the point where they will kill Trump.

That's yeah. They yes. Someone just tried to do it. Like there's no rock bottom go to the point where they will kill Trump. That's, yeah. Someone just tried to do it. Like there's no rock bottom. They will do whatever they have to do. Yeah. Did you see someone posted on Twitter last week, but it was the Democrats, like Bill Clinton's platform from like 92. And it's like MAGA. It's MAGA.

The whole thing is just. Everything has drifted so far. Everything's drifted. Like literally Republicans. He was against the open border. Yeah, like, Republicans now are just 92 Democrats, and the Democrats have gone, like, everything shifted left. And the Democrats look at it, and they're like, that's so far right, when it was, like, barely centered.

It literally, like, says, like, paraphrasing, but, like, make America great again, essentially. No wars, like, minimal money printed, like printed like all this stuff and you're like this is just wasn't hillary clinton or was it obama one of them was against gay marriage i mean like obama was at first hillary clinton was as well right so like there are issues yeah they have this very short memory where they're like no we're of course we were always for this well they don't even they also are like you know we're sober you know we change our minds we're like so progressive about this stuff where you know we were like that before, but now we're... Yeah.

Walls had this line, I think, in one of his speeches where he was like, we're embracing our progressive future. Sure. I was like, no, I don't want to progress anywhere with you guys. Yeah, we've had enough progress. Democrats would blow up a pipeline so we can start a war over in the easternmost part of Europe. Yeah.

Not that they did, but they Yeah. Not that they did. Not that they would. Someone did. What did they say? Didn't they say someone just on a boat did it or something? Sweden's just accused Ukraine, I believe. Something like some drunk. Like years later, though, right?

Yeah, yeah. Initially, they were like, probably Russia blew up their own pipe. Like, who even knows that? Yeah, yeah, that's something they would do. Seymour Hersh blamed it on CIA or one of those. Yeah, he said it was like the CIAia and some british intelligence at one point frank luntz uh said that uh kamala harris trump is committing political suicide harris is bringing

out people who are not interested in voting for either trump or biden and donald trump is just what he's like he gave a really interesting interview about this i watched it earlier today and you know he was basically saying like trump is giving away the election by not by focusing on, like, the crowd size or things like that. He needs to crowd size the black and black referring to inflation as inflation. Talk about affordability because that registers more with voters. And also he's doing tons of rallies. Trump doesn't seem to understand that rallies are overwhelmingly his own supporters hearing him talk and he's not getting new people. Yeah, new people are, yeah, like a regular, they're all.

Kill Tony, he needs to go on Kill Tony. He does need to go on Kill Tony. He needs to do a TikTok of an IE dancing. Him and Shane, like Shane comes out and then Trump comes out. Or Trump comes out and then Shane comes out. That'd be great. Shane does the Trump and then Shane says something like, I'm so, you know, he's like depressed and it's like I'm a loser I can't help

it I just tried so hard and then Trump walks out and looks at him and then everyone starts screaming and cheering and then Shane shakes his hand then Trump sits down and starts roasting people because Trump's got the zingers he's a funny guy these press conferences are just like

it's just him trying to he doesn't know how to reach people funny guy. He's legitimately funny. But all, like these press conferences are just like, it's just him trying to, he doesn't know how to reach people. He's, like doing rallies is reaching his own people already. And everyone's like,

look how big his lines are. Yes, he's got his base. Yeah. And they're going to stand in line for him. But why would someone who doesn't know

who Trump is stand in line for three hours for him? Yeah, and he can only go on so many like Nelk Boys podcasts or whatever.

Yep. You can do that a couple times. So 2016, he broke out regular folks who never voted. And then 2020 COVID happened and he broke out folks like me. And now 2024, he's not breaking out anyone new. It's the same program. He needs to go on Joe Rogan and kill Tony. But I think the problem is Rogan doesn't want to have him on. I don't think it's him. No, of course.

And so then his sycophants attack Rogan, but you need Rogan to get Kill Tony. Yeah. You don't need Rogan, but Rogan is like... They're boys. They're boys. They're boys. I mean, he has a son, like Baron,

apparently like some Baron's friend who's like 17 is trying to... So I'm sure they're like telling him, go do... Dude, kill Tony. No, boys. I mean, if he came out at MSG, it would have been... That's better than... Right. And that was massive.

Sold out show with like... Two of them. Yeah, it was like 20,000. I was at the after party I mean, if he came out at MSG, it would have been. That's better than. Right. And that was massive. Sold out show. Two of them. Yeah, it was like 20,000. I was at the after party. It was insane. Fucking crazy. Yeah, Aaron Rodgers was there. Wow.

Yeah. Imagine if Trump walked on stage, the whole place starts screaming. Him and Aaron Rodgers. Yep. All the names up in the air. Like, what the fuck? Is Trump not doing things like this? Yeah.

I don't know. Like, would Kill Tony have him on? I think they would. 100%. Oh, yeah. Because Rogan wouldn't. Yeah, it took a cross in. Yeah. I don't know. Like would kill Tony have him on? I think they would. Oh yeah. Cause Rogan wouldn't. Rogan. Yeah. It took a Carson.

Yeah. No, no, no. Yeah. Well they just made, cause it's all in Austin. And so a lot of times what happens is Rogan has a guest on and then Rogan goes to kill

Tony that night and he brings the guests. That's why a lot of, that's why Tucker Carlson was there. Cause he was just like, come check out my club. And then there's a current, right? So like if Trump's not on Rogan,

it means Kil'joni has to reach out independently. Yeah, they would never be able to get through to him. He would have to have someone contact them and they would say yes. I reached out to some of my booking people who are friends of the Kil'joni guys and I was like, get Trump on.

Oh, they would in a second. No question. If Trump reached out to them and said, I mean, they would get Harris on. Oh. Oh, they would in a second. Yeah. No question. If Trump reached out to them and said, I mean, they would get Harris on. Oh, yeah, for sure. And Tony Hinchcliffe would roast. I mean, if he had an opportunity to, but she's the VP, or she's the president candidate.

I don't know if he would. But in general, Tony Hinchcliffe is the biggest. I mean, she just doesn't have that kind of sense of humor. Right. He might not do it, but he can roast anyone. Trump needs to watch a handful of episodes and then he needs to go on the show.

Give him a taste of it. You do a minute and you bomb and Trump's just ripping you. Let's give Trump a minute. He could do it. He would be too good. He's just so funny. The line about Bill Barr,

the lethargic one. You know that one? Let me pull this one up because it's recently. I saw it when he did the Elon spaces and he was like, was he president? He's like, she's low IQ or whatever. And then he's Biden. I don't think he even has an IQ. Was he actually here?

Look, he says, wow. Former AG Bill Barr, who let a lot of great people down by not investigating voter fraud in our country, has just endorsed me for president, despite the fact that I called him weak, slow moving, lethargic from my statement. Thank you, Bill. Well, the Chris Christie thing where he goes, people calling Chris Christie a fat pig. Chris Christie is not a fat pig. He goes, no, sir. You can't call him a fat pig.

We don't say that. It's wrong. You can't call him a fat pig. We don't say that. It's wrong. You can't call him a fat pig. Dude, he's so good. Yeah. He's like, a gentleman called Chris Christie a fat pig. I said, no, sir. No, sir.

He's not a fat pig. And then when he was, who was he talking about? We was like talking about some woman. He's like, we don't talk about her appearance, though, because you're not allowed. Not allowed to say that she's ugly. She's gross. Anyway. I mean, going up against a woman's a different beast for him because

he's got to definitely pull it back. How did he handle Hillary, right? He did fine. That's true. Yeah, that is true. I heard a story about Trump. She's a lizard. Bring that energy back though. You're right. I heard a story about Trump where he was with a bunch of guys and one of his lawyers came in and he hires like these young beautiful women

to be his lawyers and then he's like thank you, he chants in the papers and he signs it and then one of the guys was like is that your lawyer? And he's like yeah she's not too smart but she looks real good. Apparently that's what he said and I'm like that sounds like literally what he said.

Ginger Gates sang the National Anthem at the New Yorker and Republicans Gala. And she did great. She looks beautiful. She's gorgeous and tall and gold dress. And he was like, shout out to Matt Gates, beautiful wife. Not that I noticed beautiful women. Her name is Ginger? Yeah.

All right. Karan Doris, you want to add anything before we move on? Just one quick thought. Well, I had this thought a little while ago after the assassination attempt i thought that um was trump safer when he was crossing the dmz versus him being yes oh yeah definitely yeah kind of made me feel angry and sad and just you know like just thinking that he was safer over there versus in the hands of... Kim Jong-un wouldn't have let anything happen to him. Plus, nobody has weapons there, so...

No, it's a good observation. Throw a dead rat at him? He faced fewer shots in North Korea than he did in America. Yeah. Yeah. Right on. Yeah, that's all I have. Thank you, everyone.

Thanks for calling in. Crying dares. All right, and last up, we got Noble Six. What up? You are muted, sir. Hello. Thanks for having me back. Welcome.

What's up? So there's been a story sort of developing in Georgia. Haven't heard anywhere near as much coverage as i would have assumed it it should have gotten but they've um i know there's been lots of election fraud here and there that they've sort of uncovered but it sounds like they're really getting momentum on it now there's been um two particular videos and i actually posted both of them underneath my question in the in the call-in uh thread if anybody wants to look him up but um two people got up uh one lady's name was kim brooks and the other guy's name was joe rossi and they

were basically just going through stacks and stacks of verifiable evidence showing you know basically what looks like the smoking gun in georgia election fraud. There was something to the tune of thousands of fake IDs registered with the DMV, but then disappeared. Swap ballots, something about they recreated the process where somebody was like Xeroxing ballots. So they would run one ballot, Xerox it, run the Xerox, and then get rid of the Xerox. So I'm just surprised that this hasn't really gotten more momentum, at least in conservative orx. So I'm just surprised that this hasn't really gotten more momentum, at least in conservative or independent media. I was just curious to see if you had been following this

and what your thoughts are. It's the first time I'm hearing of it. Yeah, me too. It's hard with a lot of the election fraud stuff because it all happens on such local levels that if you don't have a good local outlet or local reporter covering it, the details get kind of lost, especially like, you know, Twitter is a really great tool. You can get really interesting threads. But if you're trying to also independently verify it, it's just challenging.

But I'm glad you're bringing it up. I'm definitely going to look out for stories about it. Well, I put two of the videos underneath my question in the call-in thread if somebody wants to maybe look it up if it's maybe worthy of covering in one of your next shows cool yeah Hannah Claire's the reporter she's on it I'll break to the scanner team you know it's all these things are

difficult to verify but I'm glad people are talking about it I mean probably purposely so I know yeah alright is there anything else you wanted to add I guess I don't know if anyone People are talking about it. I mean, probably purposely so. I know. Yeah. All right. Is there anything else you wanted to add, I guess? I don't know if anyone knows anything.

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That about wraps up tonight. Tomorrow morning, Milo Yiannopoulos will be here. Yeah, this is going to be fun. He's going off. He's a funny guy. Oh, yeah, about Nick Fuentes. Oh, man. I was asked, hey, would you want to have this debate? I'm like, no.

What is he talking about? Ali Nick Fuentes? I don't know anything about this. Yeah, Ali Alexander. Tommyinson is being accused of inciting these riots and there's crazy riots going on and muslims got machetes and like all this crazy shit's happening and i'm like we gotta do a show on this and so we we have tommy phoning in and i make very few exceptions but tommy literally can't come to the u.s so we're gonna have him on zoom but milo will be here too because milo's been talking about this for a long time and he's funny but of course milo's gonna try and bring up whatever he can. Yes.

But it'll be fun. It'll be fun. Sounds like an IRL episode, but more in depth. You know what I mean? Oh, no. This is going to be culture war to the extreme. This is going to be chaos. But it was funny because I was asked by our booking team, should we bring Milo on?

I don't know if you hate him. And I'm like, hey, I love Milo. He's hilarious. And they're like, well, after the yay stuff. And I was like, dude, Milo's fucking hilarious. Yeah, he's funny. Dude, he has your favorite diss on someone, but the moist thing.

Well, now it's the lethargic thing from Trump. Oh, well, okay. But when he said Ron DeSantis was off-putting when you reach for something, but you accidentally touch something moist, or you touch something off-put putting like a moist sponge or something. It was really good. But anyway, Danny, thanks for hanging out.

Thank you for having me. Yeah. And for everybody who's a member tomorrow, Tenet Media on YouTube. So search for it. The Culture War 10 a.m. live. It's going to be fun and we'll see you all then.