Timcast IRL - Democrat CIVIL WAR, Socialists OUST 15 Term Incumbent, US WORLD CUP GAME!! w/ Count Dankula

Episode Date: July 2, 2026

Tim, Phil, and Tate are joined by Count Dankula to discuss a socialist defeating a 15-term Democrat incumbent, AI is eroding reality, and leftists are the main driver of birth collapse.  SUPPORT THE SHOW BUY CAST BREW COFFEE NOW - https://castbrew.com/ GET OUR MERCH - https://merch.timcast.com/ Join - https://timcast.com/discord Hosts:  Tim @Timcast (everywhere) | https://www.shoutout.fans/timpool Phil @PhilThatRemains (X) | https://allthatremains.komi.io/ Tate @realTateBrown (everywhere) |  @TimcastTateBrown  (YT)  https://www.givesendgo.com/save-patri... Producer: Carter @carterbanks (X) |  @trashhouserecords  (YT) Guest: Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV (X) Podcast available on all podcast platforms! Democrat CIVIL WAR, Socialists OUST 15 Term Incumbent, US WORLD CUP GAME!! | Timcast IRL For advertising inquiries please email [e-mail]

It's the only news that matters. The U.S. is playing in the World Cup against Bosnia and Herzegovina. And we're going to be in the background watching us because we can't show it on the show, but we will be watching the game, of course, the only thing anyone really cares about. And this is evidence by the fact that there's literally no news today. Like, good luck. The big story that every network has been talking about is this Democrat who ousted a 15-term incumbent in Colorado.

The Democratic Socialists are all celebrating. Rydups popping up saying the Democrats are in civil. war and the establishment is losing. I don't know they're losing, though, because in Illinois, they actually won. In New York, they lost, and in Colorado, this one seat, the DSA has won, so we shall see. But you know what, guys, tomorrow we got a special episode for you, and Friday we have a special episode for you because we are entering the best, the greatest holiday that exists anywhere on the world.

There's no better holiday other than American Independence Day. Nothing is greater. I hope you all enjoy a nice burger, a hot dog on the grill, expand. explosions in the sky. Do you guys do the grilled corn in the cob? Because I recommend it. It's going to be a fun, fun, 4th of July. And so we will be still with, we have episodes for you, but I get it. I get it. Right now, everybody is checked out. We got America Fest 250 in D.C. I went and check that thing out. It was awesome. The media is lying about everything. They're putting, Jim Acosta and these people are putting up videos like, ain't nobody here. It's so empty. I went there and it was crowded.

If it was any more crowded, it would be impossible. Not only did I have to wait in line. I had to wait in line in the rain because people wanted to get in. It wasn't the biggest line, but it took about 15, 20 minutes. We get in and then you try to go to any one of these state booths, and they're crowded. It's nuts. It's a single file line in and out if you want to actually look at anything. It was pretty dang difficult.

They had a rodeo. A lot of fun. The line for the Ferris wheel had like 300 people. So we did our rounds. We checked out our states. Had a good time. And then got dinner and came home. everybody, these leftists just complain about everything nonstop.

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share the show with everyone you've ever met in your life. Joining us tonight to talk about this, and football is Count Dankula. Hello. I actually don't really like football that much. Well, that's too bad because it's happening. It's happening to you. That's fine.

I mean, America's a bit to celebrate its 250th anniversary, and Bosnia and Herzegovina wasn't even a country like 15 years ago, so it really cares. So we better not lose. It's just made up. And why is it two countries? I know, it's not fair. We have to play two countries right now.

At once, yeah. Yeah, I know. Actually, yeah, that's cheating. Is this like, this is the epitome of ignorance on geography and European affairs, but like did Bosnia and Herzegovina, like, threatened to go to war and then decided we'll be one country, but we're still going to be separate countries? Well, so it was a sort of a, most of a, like, we're sick of everybody killing us. So we are going to form our own country and then kind of like Serbia and everybody else went,

you can't do that and then started killing them more. and then the UN got involved in very famously did nothing. As they do. Yeah, essentially, yeah. As they do. We get the boys hanging out. Yeah, what's going on? Patriots, I'm monitoring the situation with the football, as previously noted.

Also, on a bit of more serious note, I do want to shout out a give send go of a good friend, a patriot friend, who I think you guys would all know. His mother is going through a pretty difficult situation. she's dealing with a very aggressive cancer. She's actually been working full time up until now to maintain her insurance, but the chemotherapy has failed. It's gotten really dire. So she's had to quit her job, and she's had to go to Oklahoma City to get further treatment.

So there's a give-send go out there to help her pay for her medical expenses and other expenses related to this. So, yeah, the link should be in the description. It's also on my Twitter. I just retweeted it now. So help out a Patriot Mother. It's a really good cause. It's thousands of people watch if you could slide a dollar over.

I mean, that would mean the world to him. So, yeah, I just wanted to give a quick shout out to that. But, yes, lots of football to keep up with. If you guys hear me Yelp at some point. So there's like a guy. We can't show any of this, obviously, but there's like a guy on the ground. I can't tell if he's pretending that he's hurt because it's soccer. Yeah, he's pretending.

Because he's like rubbing his forehead, but they're claiming he injured his ankle, I guess. And now he's running just fine. I hate soccer. This is why. They got to stop this. The game would be a lot more fun if people didn't just like, trip over their own shoe laces and then start flailing like they're having a seizure. You have to be a bitch to play soccer.

They definitely milk it. Well, it's funny because for years everyone was called soccer gay and they do have a bit of a point. But I've been like, since I was like eight years old, I followed the U.S. national team like religiously. And then now all my friends who have called it gay for years are like sheepishly asking me like, so who which player is good? They're doing well now.

And now all of a sudden like, that's gone because we're going to win. Yeah, exactly. We're like, it's still gay if we lose. but if we continue to win, then it's actually the best thing ever, and we've always loved soccer. Any sport that can end zero-zero at the end of the game, I'm not interested.

Yeah, so what happens if it goes zero-zero tonight? They go to extra time and a penalty. You get paid extra time. And that's it until somebody wins. Yeah. But, you know, it's funny because then some people are like, oh, I don't like soccer because it's too low scoring, but, like, football is just made up points.

Like if a game is like 3-2, that's 3-2, but in football, that's 21 to, you know, 14. And they're like, oh, that was a high-scoring game. So it's like maybe if soccer added like fake points onto the goals, then I think it could stir some more interest. No, I think it makes sense. The reason why American football has the scoring that does is to create a divisional difference between the value of a kick field goal versus a touchdown.

You just do like a third of a point. Which is what they did. They just used whole numbers. I'm just saying I think if they want to generate more interest in soccer, they should tack on like extra points. So it should be three two. It should be like 21. No, no.

Soccer needs to add. three-pointers. And, yeah. And like if a goalie scores a goal, which is like super hard to do in rare, it'd be like five points. Well, when the MLS first release, like when it first came in the early 1990s, they were trying to figure out ways to engage the American audience. So one of the famous examples they had was they had a soccer shootout. And one of the players would start like half field and would have to dribble down the field

and like fake out the goalie instead of regular penalty. They were trying all these different things. Give them helmets. Give them helmets. Give them chin pads and make it full contact. Get rid of the whole card thing. if you bump into someone, a dude's going to flop. Like, get rid of all that stuff.

I got a new cross. I'm still going to flail around the ground, like, girls. At me, it's like your little brother tailing on you. Lyers. You give them, you give them helmets, but like medieval helmets. You give them full plate armor, and you give them dull swords.

We don't really want anyone who'd hurt, but make them actually have swords and shields and charge at each other, and there's no ball and there's no goals, and then just, you know. It should joust chariots. That would be that would make. And they can't drink, they can't drink any water for 24 hours before the game starts. In the armor, in the sun, dehydrated.

Actually, you know what a fun sport would be like, you each get, like, each team gets 12 dudes. And you have to choose a, like, European warrior fighting style. So you can be like, we're going to go with just like, you know, a phalanx. You know, we're going to go with the broad, the spears, you know, and then someone else is going to choose. like a different, you know, fighting side or whatever, and then they got a, the goal is to get to the other side or something like that. We have a team like that. They're a bunch of hans.

None of years will get that joke, but that's probably going to get me in trouble by. If you were a knock on your door, you'll go. If that were the case, I'd go with an L-shaped ambush supported by fires. The Scottish dig up these, like, archaic terms for each other to utilize in the old firm, which is quite interesting to be, like,

Fenians and Fenian just sort of essentially means Catholic. warrior, but it's a sort of a thing where it's like the N word where it's like, we can say it. The songs that are sung. So there's the Protestant British club and then there's the Catholic Irish club and the songs they sing are hilarious. Like one of my favorite ones, the

British Unionist Club sings is the famine is over. I'll sing it. Why don't you go home? Why don't you go home? The famine is over. Why don't you go home? There's those worst ones than that. By the way, there's a lot of worse ones.

That's the most innocent one we can say, oh, no, the ones that's bad, would it's like, we are the Billy Boys, which King, King, King, 1690 and all that stuff, yeah. And that was it, we are the Billy Boys, we're up to our knees in Fenian blood, surrender, or you'll die. Yeah. And it's like kids singing these. Oh yeah, yeah, I've had that song at me. I think it's not fair because America basically just buys people from all over the world to

have the good team. And- I've got a history of doing that, to be fair. No, but Bosnia is just Bosnians. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Like the people who are playing for Bosnia are just from Bosnia. In America, it's like we just bought some Chinese guy and some Brazilian guy.

How much is the average Bosnian? Like, you probably go. Yeah. I mean, we're... I know that we're not the birthplace of capitalism, but we've really perfected it. So I think that that actually fits. Yeah, we can't buy people anymore. They made it illegal.

Unless it's on a socky thing. I just saw an ad for Bank of America and it says Bofa. And it said like, I'm like, do you think that they regret calling their company Bofa? I bet they probably do. Off at these nuts. And to your point, I think you can still buy people in Nevada. Just on an hourly, hourly basis. Wayfair, you can do that, I know.

That's a different thing. All right, let's talk about these communists. So here's the news. We got this from the New Times. Left Wing Insurgent Oates 15-term Congresswoman in Colorado. Milat Kiro, so 29-year-old Democratic Socialist, unseeded Representative Diana DeGette in the Democratic primary. So we're seeing a lot of this, and it looks like we are going to see a lot more. The Democrats are basically fighting with each other.

And, you know, I'm just not going to waste time. Civil War. We've got this video. Wisconsin Democrat staffer, Teja Delirul, is calling on activists to end the lives of Republicans. I'll be careful, I said. We're going to make this the moderate position for the state of Wisconsin. Guys, I can't even play the video on YouTube. So, you know, welcome to America. Is this your first time, Hank?

No, no, no. I've been here twice before. Yeah, but it's the last time obviously I was like 2019, so it's definitely been a while. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was the last time I was in the UK. You feel like it's better or worse? What?

You feel like the tensions are better or worse? Tensions are probably worse, but I love this place. I love them. I just admit, well, yeah, of course, we all do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, you know, the last time you said was what? 2019, it's pretty wild to see a Democrat staffer saying the moderate position is to end the lives of Republicans, but I'm not surprised.

They've been saying that for years now, like, but not in a Democrat staffer. I mean, like the far left, yes, but now they're basically winning these positions of power. To be fair, that is a mentally deranged or a mentally disordered person. It's a guy who thinks he's a lady. That's right. I mean, those are the ones you got to watch out for. You do. But, you know, it's worth, it's worth pointing out like it started with, you know, Trump, it started

with punch Nazis, then it was like, you know, kill all the Nazis, and then it was, you know, we got to take care of Trump. Now it's just your run-of-the-mill Republican. It's going to be Democrats, because if you listen to the way they talk, the revolution doesn't stop.

So eventually they're going to go after your run-of-the-mill Democrats, people like Chuck Schumer, people like, you know, what's your name, Elizabeth Warren, those people, their heads are going to be on the chopping block too, because liberals get the bullet, too. That's the the famous communist saying, right?

They, and now there's a ton of Democrats, Chris Murphy from Connecticut, that are talking about, oh, you know, maybe we do need some socialism. Maybe we need to welcome this energy and blah, blah, blah. Those people are putting their own, their own candidacies, their own positions at risk by welcoming these people in

because they're not here to work with Democrats. They have come out and said over and over and over, we look at the Democrat Party as a vehicle, not because we're Democrats. They do not want to be Democrats, and they will go after the Democrats, and should things, you know, God forbid, should things get kinetic,

the Democrats, they're on the chopping block too. And it's the height of irresponsibility to allow these people in their party and to bend the knee to their ideas because they are not moderates, and they say they're not moderates. Yeah, on one hand, it would be funny to see Democrats getting their comeuppance,

but then on the other hand, it's going to be these lunatics that are occupying the positions of power. which yeah that's not going to walk out for not at all i don't i'm sorry i just soccer you know i'm just watching this while you guys are talking wondering it why it is that they don't just put the ball in the net it's a very salient question yeah yeah i mean i got to make it last great struggle of the world why why does not the man kicking the ball just not kick the ball into the net it's a big net too i mean look i think like you know to get serious about analysis for the night i do

do you think the team here that scores the most goals will likely go on to win the game? I've heard that. I've heard that. I do believe that is an astute point. No, I know in baseball, like, nobody's running interference, but like the strike zone is very, very small. And you got to get that little ball through the strike zone. That thing's got to be, what, eight, ten yards wide? I want to think is they made the field so big. So everyone's like running out by the time. Energy. Dude, you got to have balls of steel to be a goalie.

Yeah. Like nothing out, like, you're the most. Maybe. Beyond the, like, the value of the goalie is probably like 10 to 100 X any one of these other players. Yeah. Yeah. A good goalie makes her breaks a team. Because I've watched women play soccer.

Unfortunately, for the, yeah. It just makes sense. Well, the U.S. has had this history of always. We're crushing. We're crushing. Look at that. And the U.S. has had this history of, like, great goalkeepers over the years. This is the first time we've had a keeper who's like not, we're not too confident in.

But he has a Harvard grad. He has like an economics story from Harvard, which is kind of interesting. He's probably making some CalCAP. So he's woke? I don't know. I think he might be a... We have a few chuds on the team. Chuds?

Yeah. Cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, do you kids even know what Chud means? I mean, I do. I know, right, because we are cultured individuals. That's right. Bro, Chud is legend.

Do you know what Chud is? I've held the tale like before. So it's, it was an 80s horror movie, cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers. Legend. Basically, zombies in the sewers. The Vegas homeless people? I don't know that they're eating each other though

Maybe how would you know? How would you know? They probably are. They're staying a lot. I mean, look, it's pitch black and you're like looking around and you can't see anything and you find a piece of meat

you might be like, yeah, food's food, you know what I mean? They're all in fentany of those guys could wake up in his legs were gone and he would have no idea, he didn't feel a fucking thing. Remember Crocodile? Oh, yeah. I do remember Crocodile.

That actually starts rotting you from the inside that stuff, I'm sure, that actually makes you going to necrosis. Is that when people were eating each other? Was that, no, that was bath salts. There was the bridge zombie, the guy just ate someone's face. Yeah. I remember my mom threw out all the bath salts from the bathroom because she thought it was like

literal bath salts. It's like routinely happening. We can't have these in the house. Oh, we almost got one. Almost got one. Just need one. We just need one. They're saying that the U.S. has 65% possession, which proves that we're better than Bosnia. Actually, I'm pretty surprised

is this, you know, that Bosnia, Bosnia did really well. It's a testament to their will and the fortitude of a nation. So good for them. Yeah, it's kind of weird. As the Slavic players are very overrepresented in the World Cup. The Slavs tend to be really good at sport. They're also really good at basketball, famously, like Jokic, Donchich. Man, he had a chance to get it in there.

He did. He did. He did a dying in the field. Yeah, they're really good at killing each other. Yeah. I think the goal of, like, the global elites is to replace war with soccer. Well, we were talking about that pre-show is, like, how frustrating it is in Scotland to see so much energy channeled into Sundays for soccer when it could be channeled in, like, political projects. I mean, like, the club we were discussing the, you know, the British Unionist Club is like very right-wing-coded, but those guys, they get all the energy siphoned off.

It's pretty crazy that because of the great firewall of Scotland, they can't watch Braveheart there. What in Scotland? Yeah, you guys, it's true. People aren't allowed to watch Braveheart because it'll make you guys actually fight for your, for your, for your, for your, for you guys. for your land. You know? Moment revolution. No, no, that's not true.

You're not made up. The Great Firewall of Scotland, you'll get arrested if you post Braveheart quotes. Actually, I'm kidding, but you probably would, right? If you do anything that could possibly start up violence and all that, yeah, you can get arrested for that. Like, teach your dog a trick? They're teaching your dog a trick. Your second video, I think, was your magnumopus.

What one was that? When the Black Lives Matter fist? I was that the, what was that was when I taught the other pug? Oh yeah, yeah, I taught me to get excited whenever I say black power. And then you, and then you were like, oh no, the, was it the liberals are coming, so you had to hide the Torah. Yeah, I had Torah and everything that. Yeah, that was when I had Buddha coming to the door. I was like, oh, no, the Stasier here.

Yeah. Like, yeah, yeah, I remember that. That was funny. No, but I mean, the funny thing is, I bet if you, I bet if you posted the quote, a quote from Braveheart in the right context. Yeah. You're going to jail. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In our country's very nervous about that right now.

Like really nervous. They're making moves. Like, if you heard of it all came out, you've heard of the Riku unit, that's recently been exposed, but it's something we've suspected for a while, the Nudge unit. You never heard of these guys? No, no, no.

Oh, this is, we suspected this for a while. In Scotland or in the UK in general? It's basically, if you not notice how anyone that's a victim of a migrant attack, or their family or anything, they all say the exact same script. They would never have wanted this to be used to sow division or empower the far right and blah, blah, blah.

It's almost word for verbatim. They all say the same thing. They get a visit from the Nudge unit. And the Nudge unit basically go, if you say what you really want to say, and that causes riots and violence all up and down the country, you're going to jail. Right, so they threaten them with it

and see how the whole standing around saying, don't look back in anger sing-song. That was them, they arranged that. They engineered the entire thing. They even have undercover agents to lay reits. If you sang, don't look back in anger, they'd arrest you? No, no, no. They see how after the Manchester arena bombing

when they had everybody saying, don't look back in anger, don't be violent, oh, like type of thing. They arranged it. It was them that started that. Well, they were like, oh, it was in Manchester. It's like the Oasis song,

don't look back in anger. Yeah, exactly. But basically, they've been caught now. And one thing that came out that they did as well is see everything, essentially everything that leftists believe was propaganda that came from them. They engineered news articles and everything.

You know, I'm just, guys, you know what, I'm done. So I've been talking about this because I interviewed, you know, Michael McCarthy? Yeah. Irish nationalist guy. I interviewed him on Sunday. That's going to be up tomorrow for the show on IRL. And it's funny how he's telling me about all of the stuff in Ireland that's one for one identical to United States.

NGOs, government funding NGOs to prop up mass migration and leftist propaganda. And I'm like, oh, yeah, that happened here too. And it's like every country has the same exact conspiracy scenario. playing out like it's on purpose. Yeah. And it's just, the thing that's really weird is they are nervous, they are nervous about like discord up and down the country. Because you saw that leaked footage where the police like to do riot drills, where they're all geared up with their shields, but it's other police officers like

throwing chairs and throwing bricks at them. And it's just to train them for a riot situation, except the actors who were police officers dressed as the rioters were all wearing Union Jackson, had crosses and blazing on them and everything. I think they know that something like that is. coming and they're basically preparing for it. But the problem is every time they double down, they just make it worse. Like the recue unit just got caught.

They got caught hard. And like they were fomenting protests or? They weren't fomenting protests. They were doing everything they could to prevent any violence from happening up and down the country to the point where they were engineering news articles. They were visiting victims families and threatening them do not say this stuff. They even done things like they arranged people to go up and like, they were undercover agents, but they were going up and like laying wreaths at remembrance sites.

for victims and stuff like that, but they were agents. Wow. Yeah, and they were even arranging, like, boy bands to travel around and pure go, Muslims are great, actually, and everything and, like, perform in these areas. It was just, and the thing is that all the stuff that the leftists believed came from them, so they're having a bit of a crisis right now. Is it like, do I actually, am I actually a lovely, a lovely, anti-racist, wonderful person, or have I been, like, sci-opting engineers, and they believe in this stuff,

and it's something they have been. Like, yeah. I mean, even in the US, like, all of the things that, the leftists basically believe it's all like a sigh up like it's yeah it was all i mean you know um what's his name paulo friary you're familiar with him right thanks so he wrote a book called the pedagogy of education basically what he said in the book was like look there is no neutral way to educate people everything's political so we should look at you should teach kids to see the world through a presser and a press and blah blah blah that book educated all the teachers in like the early

90s here in the U.S. And then those teachers went on to teach the, they educated the schools of education. So all the teachers that were teaching teachers were teaching them that curriculum. Then those teachers got out into the world and they started teaching kids. So you got like two or three generations, or maybe even more now, three or four generations of kids that have been taught by the federal school system or the school system with the curriculum that is approved by the federal government, by the Department of Education. They've all been taught, hey, this is basically a Marxist world we live in. The people that are in positions of power got there by oppressing other people. The people that have money, they got there by oppressing their workers, blah, blah, blah.

And now the result is the DSA is winning, you know, all across the country. It does take a little bit of the economic issues that we're having right now. But inflation doesn't help the fact that that boomers are holding on to their houses and kids can't get, you know, young people can't get houses. That's all like real and true. but what that is doing is it's making these kids think that the stuff they learned in school is actually real because of the economic problems that they're running into. So it's all it's like it's all been a sigh up for the past 30, 40 years teaching kids basically to hate the government, the United States as a whole, not just the government because

you can hate the government, that's fine. But hate the United States, hate everything we stand for. The rich people are all trying to, they're all oppressing people, blah, blah, blah, And you hear it all the time. It's like people hating on Elon Musk. Like, why do you hate on Elon Musk? He's like... They loved him for such a long time.

He's the electric car guy and he's going to take us to Mars. Wait a minute. He had like a few milk toast right wing opinions. He's the devil. I hate him. He should be destroyed. I'm going to set fire. He's Tesla.

These are the people that are meant to be like, let's go green. And they're like setting fire of the electric car factory. We can throw it a little bit in the other direction. I don't think it's a one for one to be fair, but the Wright celebrating Elon Musk is a champion for his free speech, but he's also a guy who's fathered like 76 kids

from like 43 women, you know what I mean. It's very gangous Connie. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, a bit of Charlamagne in now. We're going to have a whole generation of people when it's everyone's like, I'm a descendant of you on. When he talks about the birth ready, he's like, I pulled, hey, I did my part.

Yeah, yeah. No, no, it's the fathering thing, which conservatives actually do criticize him for, which is fair, but I still would argue, I think, I think. I mean, I mean, it's, you know, it's a little spade of spade, you know. Right.

I do think. You know, it's one of those things. You know, it's, I mean, he's from Africa. I mean, you know, what are you going to do? So, a funny story. Do you guys know how independent skateboard trucks got rid of their logo because they thought it was racist? Yep. So I had this board behind me.

I don't know if we can see it on camera. Yeah, you can see. That logo is, used to be the independent truck company skateboard logo. It looks like an iron. You can't actually see it. Can you see it behind? It's a little skewed. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So they were like, it's an Iron Cross. It's racist. And after 50 years, they abandoned the IP. They removed it from all their products. So I immediately took it, put on my boards that this is now the, you know, Tim Pool Skateboard Company logo. It's mine. We've had it for years.

We sell the logo. Never once at the set of thing. Here's the funny thing. They removed the symbol from all their trucks. I go to a skate shop. I look at the trucks and a guy, the shop tells me like, oh, yeah, like all the new ones. have removed that symbol for being racist.

And they were selling trucks with instead a spade on it. And I started busting out laughing. Much better, much better. I started busting out laughing. And I was like, like, I'm not going to sit here and argue that in every, like, for the same reason, I'm not going to claim that symbol is racist. But the spade symbol is substantially more racist in American historical context than this thing is.

And this is how stupid, wokeness is. it's how fake it all was. No one actually was concerned about racism. No. But anyway, I want to stress, Elon Musk is probably the most important person on the planet right now. Yeah, well, that's what you were talking about. I mean,

I remember being annoyed by Elon fans because they were all like Redditors when he first came on the scene. And then, yeah, the drastic heel turn from Elon Musk has been a very welcome development. Yeah, there's like, there's like, I mean, historically, there's always been the case. I mean, Rudyard Kipling when he released,

he had a whole set of books that he released and he put the swastika on the, the dust cover because it was like the 1890s so it was like oh it's like the hinduism peace signal and then of course when the germans came along he like desperately asked all the publishers to remove that from the books but you can still find all these Rudyard Kipling books of swastikas on them. Those are all probably worth more money too. Yeah yeah yeah who would buy those rarities definitely don't have the entire set in my house I don't I only have four can't get the rest

They're hard to find. Yeah. This game's heating up. You know, Bosnia, this is what I was afraid of, is that Bosnia would sit in a low block, which means they're fully defensive. They're in a fully defensive posture, and they try to burn us on a counter.

How close you think we are from getting... So we got to wait 30 minutes, and then what happens? Second half? In 25 minutes would be the second half. But they just had a hydration break, which is this new thing that's been added because they think the players will get dehydrated. The red pill is that it's to get more advertisers.

Did you guys ever see that time when the lightning struck? the field and all the players got electrocated. That was awesome. God don't like soccer. That was so based. Yeah, God's watching and he's like, I got to pause. Boo.

If it was the Greek team, it would have been pretty cool. They're not even mad about it. My stream's delayed by like five seconds. So I'm like thinking that we have a check. Look up and nothing happened. Nothing ever happens, dude. What's going on? The American, you can't believe it.

Oh. I think you're saying he's offside. No? How do you do off sides in this? The last defender back, you can't receive the ball past him. It's like hockey. That's silly. Well, I mean, otherwise, all the players would line up on either side of the field

and you would just boot it down to it. I guess that's true. Yeah. Yeah, and you just have like... Then they would score. Yeah, you would just have NFL style. The game is so dumb. They're like, you're not allowed to walk past the guy to score.

That was not a very hard kick. That guy right there, number 20. He's a great example of birthright citizenship. his mother came to New York City when she was eight months pregnant. Hold on. The American guy? What is he good at soccer? Number 20.

He's been our best player of this tournament. Okay, so then I'm in favor of brotherhoods. Yeah, she was like eight months pregnant, had him, went back to England, and then the official explanation was, I was just vacationing to New York City. Now, Hassan Piker is the perfect example of why we shouldn't have birthright citizenship. He was born here and then flew back to Turkey to be raised, right? That's a story. And then he comes back being like, I hate your country.

And it's like, well, yeah, you're not from here, dude. You're from Turkey. And then he goes, I was born here. Like, bro, that's a technicality. Come on. Yeah, I mean, if all of the birthright citizenship exploites were star soccer players, I wouldn't have as much of an issue with it, but there's only been like two so far. Here's an interesting angle on the birthright citizenship thing.

The INA gives Supreme Authority to the, I believe, Secretary of State for denaturalizations and deportations. The removal of a visa is within his total discretion. I think that they can make an argument that some of these people who obtained citizenship through birthright still obtained it through fraud. Yeah, absolutely. So the argument is if somebody, is naturalized. Like, they go take a test and they're like, you know, they hold up their hand and say I swear.

If they find out that they lied in some capacity, you can have your citizenship rescinded. Yeah. So you can denaturalize somebody. I would make the argument that the Trump administration should target, particularly someone like Hassan Piker, and say he may have been born here, but it was through fraudulent means. The Supreme Court says if you are born here to somebody unlawfully, you are still subject. We got a score. just happened. The U.S. just scored.

The anchor baby. They got a point. It was the anchor baby. Yes, birthright citizen. Let's go. All right, now this is we're going to steamroll. Wait, why does it say? I think it's took it away.

They think he might have been offside. Let me see. Oh my God. This game is so fake. No, they've called it. He's offside. Ah, well, we'll get him next. That's so stupid.

Anyway, here's my point. The Supreme Court ruled people born here unlawfully, born here to unlawful parents are subject to the jurisdiction. thereof. They didn't rule that you are a citizen if you are born here. They ruled people born here to parents here unlawfully are still subject to the jurisdiction thereof. Trump should make the argument that they are here fraudulently. And as citizenship was granted under fraudulent circumstances, the INA allows them to rescind citizenship. Trump could then just issue an executive order right now saying they will begin pursuit of fraud charges

against people who are here, who are born here to unlawful parents, because they're subject to the jurisdiction thereof, their citizenship can be revoked as it was a fraudulent citizenship. I love it, let's do it. Yeah, well, I mean, it's the official policy of most airlines that if you're too pregnant, you can't fly.

There was this old show in Britain where they would document the everyday life of an airport employee, and they would constantly be popping these, like, Nigerians who were like eight months pregnant, trying to get on a flight to New York. I would say, you can't travel. A, it's the airlines policy.

You're too pregnant. B, we would have to talk to the State Department because you're trying to come in on a tourist visa. So, like, we already have the laws in place. And there is instances in which we won't let women that are too pregnant board planes, but it's not universally enforced. So the Trump administration's next play here

is just universally enforced laws that these airlines already have. The problem is, though, you sometimes get those women that are so fat that you can't tell their pregnant. That's true. Yeah. That happened to me with someone that I knew recently. and she was like, oh, I'm doing any day now, and I was like,

oh, I had no idea she was pregnant. The solution for that is don't be friends with fat people. I know, I try, but they take up so much space. They're hard to avoid. So check this out. 8 U.S.C. 1451A. Procurement by concealment of a material fact or willful misrepresentation. The government can revoke citizenship if the person deliberately misrepresented

or concealed the material fact during the natural decision process or on the application during interview that influenced the approval. This requires proving in these proceedings. A fact was misrepresented. It was willful. The fact was material. So here's what they can do. When somebody is born here to unlawful parents,

if those parents lied in any way on the birth forms, we got them. So here's the thing. That child is being granted citizenship by the filing of paperwork at that time by their parents or guardian, but not everyone will lie. There may be illegal immigrants who say, I'm giving birth and I'm illegal, and that's going to be a different argument. However, if they're here illegally and they file paperwork at the hospital in which they clude false information about their residence or home country, now. So here's where it makes sense. Because of this, you could actually revoke Ilhan Omar's citizenship, not because she obtained citizenship for herself, but because she lied to obtain a citizenship for her brother, allegedly.

Well, it's, yeah, it's very simple solution is if you are pregnant, you now have to go back to the consulate to get your visa re-approved. And you just instruct the consulate to say, if she's pregnant, she's not getting a tourist visa, problem solved. It's a very simple fix. And again, this is sometimes used. Even under Democrat presidents, it's just a matter of making sure we have universal enforcement on this. That would be the imperative. Well, I mean, it is under federal jurisdiction. So, you know, if the administration says, hey, I mean, it shouldn't be that hard to add, you know, are you pregnant or are you pregnant?

Are you expecting a child in the next, whatever, 90 days or whatever? You can do some... You can't do it before every flight, and it basically means if you go to the country and then you have give birth, you can't just go, oopsie. No, you lied. Bye-bye. And also, like, if you're watching this and you want to do something about this, you can. They're, like, actively hiring foreign service officers.

There you go. So, like, if you're mad about this and you want to work in a consulate and, like, deny these visas, just go apply right now. They're literally hiring foreign officers. What if... What if when an illegal immigrant is giving birth, DHS agents just hold the business? just hold the baby in because the distinction

because according to liberals the baby is not actually alive oh wait here's an argument it's like a uh oh get the duct tape it's the Ralph Northern Bill it's

they've created a very serious conundrum by arguing that Babies aren't alive till they're born, and then challenging the right on birthright citizenship. Because now they're going to be like, okay, that baby is not alive so long as a part of its body is still in that woman. I mean, look, man, they make, I bet you could 3D print some solid chassis belts. Keep that bad boy in there. Get some flex seal. Get a federal contract.

Is that where the guy slaps the wall? Oh, shit. Or bricks. I don't think so. lot damage. The guy from the commercials. Yeah. It can hold a Nigerian woman's.

No, no. It's so strong. I can keep a baby where it needs to be. That's right. Oh, man. That's a great federal contract. That's right there. That shouldn't cause too much money.

And then they're like, the CBP agent's like, this thing's only going to hold for three hours. We've got to get it to Mexico. You're out of here. Flex ceiling gorilla tape. Wrap it up. Hey, that's all they did it back in the day.

You know what the weird? The weirdest thing about all of these arguments, though, is like, liberals will argue the baby at nine months isn't alive, and if the mother wants, she can kill it. At the same time, like, it's weird to consider that that baby is not, because it's not alive, even though it's literally sitting there in the United States, they won't consider it a citizen. It's just, I don't know, it's weird logic. Like, what if, let's say there's a woman and she's nine months pregnant. Let's say, let's say there's a woman. Here we go. Here's a new.

illegal immigrant eight months pregnant and she's like sitting in her house and then all of a sudden the door gets kicked in and ice is there and they're like

nobody move we're deporting you and she's like no please please I'm gonna have a baby in one month and they're like too bad

that baby's never gonna be an American citizen so she goes oh yeah and she pulls out a scalpel does a C-section on herself and as soon as she opens

up her belly that baby now is a citizen is that like yeah if I was that I was that ice agent I'd be like I was a hell of I'm not playing.

You win. You know what? God damn, okay, you can stay. Your baby can stay down. I mean, she wanted that. But I'm not actually suggesting it would happen, but what's the logic there?

If she takes a knife and she cuts her belly open that baby now as a citizen on the spot. And also a human, magically. Yeah, it just magically becomes a human. Not a clump of cells anymore. Yeah. I mean, look, you can't, expecting some kind of like consistency out of the left.

It's not going to... I know it's magic dot theory, but for babies. Yeah. Well, yeah, it is magic dirt theory, you know? I mean, that's the entire way that the left operates, right? Like, you can import people from whatever culture and from whatever part of the country. And as soon as they touch here, they're going to be Jeffersonian, you know, lovers of the Republic. Well, no, I'm sorry.

That's just not the case. Like, people that come here that come from a certain culture or, or, or from from different cultures. Like they are particular. They have a particular worldview. And just because they get here doesn't mean it changes. This is why I've been saying for a long time.

We need like a film producer can do AI stuff. Because I want a short film where like a Somali Muslim is like sneaking through Mexico. And she's like, once I get to cross this river, I will have access to all of America. And then as soon as she crosses over,

she goes, wait, what's happening to me? And then her like her hijab falls off. And then she turns into like a George Washington. colonial white American being like, I just love the Constitution. And that's what the liberals argue was happening. Her hijab would fall off and like her phone would ding and she'd like automatically have an only fans. She turns into a Jeffersonian American.

You know, I mean, it's true. Like that look at Dearborn Michigan, right? Like that people that come from different cultures, they tend to bring their culture here. And the way that things have been panning out in the past 30 years. or so years is they go into enclaves. They don't actually assimilate. They don't go to, you know, they don't go to areas and become like the people there. They don't integrate.

You know, it's like, I mean, yes, there's always been little Italy in Chinatown and stuff. But the people that came here, they did want to be Americans, right? Like, they came here because they like the ideals, at least if you're talking about, like, the Ellis Island immigrants and stuff like that. People that are coming here now, they're like, oh, we can get, we can get, you know, some kind of, some kind of benefits from the government. There's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a number. If you bring, if you have a hundred people and you bring in three Italians, they're going to

be Italian, but their kids will be surrounded by American culture and will grow up and will be American. Yeah. But if you have 100 Americans, you bring in 40 Haitians, the 40 Haitians will form an enclave. Yep. Their kids will grow up around Haitians and never be American. Yeah, well, I mean, Jeremy Carl, when he was in the show, he made this observation that children of Indian immigrants that have grown up in the rural areas are far more integrated than

the ones that grew up in like San Francisco or New York City. And it's just because to your point, they're just steeped in Americanism. They're like the only Indian kid in the school. If you're a Norman and San Francisco is an American. That's something, yeah. Well, this country is going to get real. What is this? You drew the foul.

Hey, you got to. And they actually said yes on that. You got to crack a couple of eggs and make an omelet. For those who are just curious. I hope you're simultaneously watching the World Cup game right now as you're watching this show. This will be your political commentary. companion. Do the coaches have to wear suits?

It's more like an over-dramatic fall. Nonstop. It's all soccer is. Our coach is, he's a legendary coach, so he doesn't have to wear a suit. He gets one long kick now. You know what they got to do? They need the WWE to come in and train the USA team.

Call up Triple Age. They're going to be like, the problem is that no one believes you guys actually got hurt because you're bad at it. We need to teach you how to like make it look like you fell in your neck and you're about to die. And people are going to be like, oh, man. The country is a packet's in the socks. The funny thing about the WWE is they actually did fall on their neck and they came pretty close to dying. Those dudes kill themselves.

Yeah, at the low level, like the wrestling and they do it in like a hotel ballroom and they're doing it for like a Big Mac and like Yeah, I mean you look at like lottery tickets. I can't believe it was in 42 minutes already. Look at like the ladders and chairs matches like they're taking bumps and hits and they're doing all that for lottery tickets. It's crazy. The TLC tables, ladders and chairs. They're having a, I saw there was an ad for Michigan. at wrestling in the area coming up soon.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Tate. Just a little bit of wrestling for you. Rassling. Yeah, wrestling. Razzling. Razzling. Yeah.

Just a little rassling for you. It's fun. I literally said like little guys, big tempers. They have a near, not too far from here. They're doing midget throwing, I think. Oh, really? Yeah, I know that YouTube's going to be like, how dare you say the M word. It's like, no, no, that's what they called it.

Yeah, I've seen the advertisers too. I would never say that. I'm reading what the ad said. I mean, listen, if they call themselves. that I don't care if one guy gets mad about it. If, uh, what's his, who's that actor guy? Oh, Peter Dinklage? Yeah, Peter Dinglage gets mad that someone said midget.

It's like, I'm sorry, other midgets don't care. And that's the word they chose. Who am I supposed to choose not to offend? It's the stupidest thing. Also, like, annihilated Hollywood work for like, oh, yeah. That's what I heard yet, midgets hate him. Yeah, they hate him because he was like, they were, they cast dwarves in Snow White and the seven dwarves, which is fine.

You got rid of that. Kind of in the name. But then because he had a little bit of a hissy fit about it, like he basically got seven dwarves filed from Hollywood. They passed him. Remember, they changed it to the seven diverse thieves or whatever? Oh, yeah. And then, like, they tried keeping the thieves in the movie.

Well, I know they hated Warwick Davis, the other midget actress, he absorbed all the work. Because even in Star Wars, they needed a midget, but it was just to shove him in a trash can and have them roll around. Well, I mean, here's the thing. Warwick Davis played like three roles in Harry Potter. Yeah. They were like, we only need one.

Oh, we'll see the banker elf guy. What? Why? Warwick Davis. Because someone, if you can find the post, you should pull it up. Someone just made a post with a picture of Warwick Davis and just said something like, I just want to kick him in his stupid little face until he stops breathing.

And Warwick Davis went on Twitter and like tagged 4chan going, was it reply to my messages now? Oh, okay. I don't know why it was so funny. Someone wrote, I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head, just take a few steps run and then catch him. with full force as he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing, but they followed up

what I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. It's a big long street I can't read. He responds with, Forchand, please, could I have a response this email I sent last week? There's a serious matter one which I will escalate through legal recourse. I do not receive, if I do not receive a satisfactory reply, I return,

your cooperation. Do you guys remember a few? Comments below that. And then someone commented midgett. Do you remember a few years ago? and Connor McGregor was going off about Hasbola, and he was, like, really mad. Like, verbatim, he tried to. Wait, wait, we scored. Oh, we did? Oh, oh, oh, let's go! Let's go! The only thing that is right now in the world is that USA proves it's better than everyone else all the time.

Oh, it was the anchor, maybe. Hey, hey, hey, hey, the thing is, let me explain something to you, Tate. You know, like, sometimes me and my brother, we get into fights, right? You know, like siblings fight, you know what I'm saying? You got siblings? No. You don't have any siblings? No.

Really child, yeah. Oh, what about you? Yeah, I've got a sestal. You fight when you were kids? Yeah, all the thing. And then you'd be like, oh, I don't know. So, yeah. However, if, like, a stranger came up and started screaming at your sister, you're going to be like, hey, what do you think you're doing?

Yeah, it's mock him. Yeah, exactly. It's not happening. That's our, that's what I'm saying. Exactly. Exactly. It's ours. Let us deal with our fights and our politics. But in the meantime, everyone else can suck it.

We got a goal. Oh, that's so true. It's like when Indians start, like, making fun of black people. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I want to read verbatim what Connor McGregor tweeted about Hasbola. And this was like, like, an string of multiple. tweets targeted at him. He said, quote, I'd love to boot that little gimp Hasbola over a goalpost. I don't know what he did. He said, I'm going to make it a mission to score a three-pointer

with him one day. Let me spar Hasbola, big gloves, a friendly affair. Look, guys, guys, in this game, there was an accident and they tripped and every player acts like they got shot. Like there's like five guys on the ground acting like they got blasted with napal. Well, when our guys do it, I'm like, he must have a serious injury. Yeah, he must be hurt. And then they get up and play like nothing happened every time.

Bro, we scored. It's it. Game over. We win. What is it? Is it two hours long? It's 90 minutes. Oh, that's it?

Yeah. When's the halftime show? It's like in four minutes. Huh. They're doing a half time show. Well, they probably won't do a show. They might for the final. They don't have enough time, but...

Orange slice. It said halftime show coming up. Oh, really? Yeah, I know the American broadcasters were pushing for it pretty hard. Bro. Do you think that, like, when that goalie returned to Bosnia, he'll get beaten. Yeah, they'll probably kill.

Did you see what happened in South Korea when the South Korean, so South Korea got knocked out in the group stage, and they were broadcasting the manager's comments after the game, after his horrible loss on South Korean television, and they blurred his face. You know, that the, this is true about this if you don't believe me. You know, the South Korean football team got to meet their heroes, which was the South Korean Starcraft team.

Really? Wow. Look up. I believe that, dude. Nothing was worse than, like, loading up a game after work. You just want to like chill and relax, and then your lobby's full of South Korean names. You're like,

oh, yeah, as soon as you see the enemy team, and as soon as you see any, like, Asian characters, you're like, we're getting mollywept. Yeah, that point. Point.

I guess this guy's dead because they brought up the medic. Yeah. They've got to kiss him back to life here, what if it's like a big fack? I walked up and kissed him on the forehead and they got up and played like nothing happened. Yeah, get them back up.

Have footballers dads at the side of the stadium. So when he comes out and slaps him, go, stop being a fairy. Get the, yeah. This is the solution. What you do is anytime a player gets hurt, there's like a big fat, sweaty guy who has to kiss their boo-boo

and make it all better. And then they'll stop doing it. They'll be like, nah, I don't want to be on TV having a big fat guy, kiss my leg. They should have like 60 seconds to get up or that happens. Well, there was the 2022 euros in Denmark, Christian Erickson, their star midfielder. And his heart stopped on the field.

He like died on the field. When was this? 2022. And they had to like resuscitate him on the field. But it would have been really unfortunate if like a fact. bat guy came and molested him before. That'd be very unfortunate. God, it's art stopped.

What we're going to. I'm talking about guys faking here. With our proposed new rules, then that would have to happen. Yeah, you're getting... Folarin Bellow gun. Yeah, he's the anchor, baby. But he's very good. I really like him. I'm glad his mom made that decision.

I mean, if we see, this was... You know what's going to happen? We're going to win, and he's going to score the winning World Cup goal. And then they're going to come out and be like, if my mom didn't come here illegally to have me, we would not have won the World Cup. And then everyone's going to be like, it's okay now. Yeah. We all agree with.

birthright citizenship for all. Except me. Nope. Even Phil. If they lose, by the way, it's the opposite way. Oh, yeah. Remember when England missed their penalties and all the black players were the ones

that missed the penalties, England just switched in pure way. Blood it. It's like they went, yeah. There's going to be a video of Phil saying, I love our anchor babies. And there's going to be a guy standing behind them wearing sunglasses. And then Phil's going to be like, I actually, uh, uh, you're going to hear a hammer click. I'm going to be doing I'll be doing it under duress

he's he's he's he's he's he's limping well yeah I mean if you watch the replay he did get like smashed into Tyler Adams to be fair he's not he's a he's a bulldog I don't know How many TBIs happen in soccer per year TBI? TBI TBI traumatic brain injuries

Oh yeah soccer has most concussions per capita Really? Oh really? Yeah yeah because the headers you're heading the ball You know what would be more fun is if they got to wear sap gloves and your hands could all abuse for striking like you can't touch the ball, but you can touch each other. There's a game like that.

They play it in Floreson Settley. It's called Calico Storico. Is it for real? A game of football where you can have a full-on fight with the other team and a lot of people. Basically, it goes, the team has three guys who actually go for the ball. Everybody else just beats the shot. It's a mix. It's a mix of

soccer and hockey then. Yeah, let's put skates on them. Yeah, that's what I remember. Sort of hockey, like, why do they tolerate fighting like that? A tradition, I actually. I think it's because it's a high trust sports, they know it won't get out of control. But fighting is, part of the entertainment.

Yeah. They're fighting. We're going to let it go for a little bit. Because if the NBA had fighting, they would just kill each other. Everybody rolling with a Glock in there. Yeah, literally. Gilbert arenas. You know what they need to do?

I mean, like, there are people out there that are like nine feet tall, right? How come they're not the NBA? There's one guy on Florida right in the University of Florida. He's the tallest teenager in history. He's eight foot tall. His name's Olivier Rieu. And he's, I believe, currently the tallest North American a lot. And like, he's not good at basketball at all.

They just keep him on the team because they're like, what if he ever figures this out? No, all they say is like, just stand by the net. We'll throw the ball. The funny is, I think a lot of people that end up extremely. Like an intimidation factor. Or not. No, no, no, no. No one's saying run or jump.

Just stand there. We'll toss you the ball. There was the tallest player in NBA history. His name was Manute Bowl. He played for the Washington Bullets. Right now, the tallest person that's alive is a Turkish farmer named Sultan Kosen. He's 8 foot 3 inches, 2.5.1 meters. What if, what if someone who was 7? feet tall, got like leg lengthening surgery.

Yeah. And then, and they said, you can't run anymore or jump, but just stand there. Well, Manute Bowl is really funny because they had him in the league and they're like, hey, stand under the basket, but he kept insisting on shooting three points. It was like so weird. Well, there's two points. There's a picture of Manute Bowl swimming and it is the scariest photo you'll ever see in your entire life. You got to look at Manute Bull swimming.

He's hanging out the end of the pool. He looks like some sort of like some sort of scary sea creature. It's terrifying. Um, really horrible. Yeah, look up my new bowl swimming and you'll be stunned to see the result. Um, he died also. If you're over seven foot, you die really young. Yeah.

You can't pump to you. But one interesting, one interesting stat I saw is if you're seven foot and you're an adult in the United States right now, 14% of all seven foot adults are currently on the NBA. That's right. Wow. Because you don't got to be good at anything. No, yeah. There's, so the NBA is dumb.

The first like seven foot or they'd be like agile. Oh, get them. Oh, man. That was almost in, almost in. Well, the spurs have Wembe, Victor Wembe Nama, and he's the first, like, seven-footer that can, like, shoot and dribble and stuff,

and he's just dominating in the league. Yeah. Is Shaq over for seven-foot? Jack was 7-1, but he didn't have, like, ball handling stuff. He was also, like, infamously couldn't shoot. Yeah.

Three throws. Because, well, dude, it's like shooting a tennis ball if you're that high. But also, like, Shaq was, like, he wasn't just tall. He was, like, gigantic. Yeah.

What if we genetically engineer somebody to be very big? That was Yaming. Yaming was, it's theorized that Yoming was a CCP, engineered player. How tall was he? He was 7-4, like really big. You say was? Is, yeah. Oh, okay, because I was like, did he die?

And his dad was, like, some star basketball player, and his mom was, like, some star athlete in their boats over seven-foot. And it was like, we got to take Shaq. We take his genetic material. We go find some, like, seven-foot behemoth woman from Sweden. And then we just, you know, like, kind of how they do gain of function research. You just do gain-of-function babies. I think the Chinese.

That's just animal husband's right. But humans. We've been doing that for a real. No, China is making super soldiers. We covered this few years ago. Yeah. Russia's been doing that for a while. It's why they're completely banned from the Olympics

and they have to be under that funny flag. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Well, I know, remember in the 90s, the women were all like men, that beards? They were just like getting women and putting them on testosterone to make them into guys. Yeah.

Just on the absolute beast. Like Olga. Yeah. She spelled his name correctly. M-A-N-U-T-E. Oh, bro. Oh, bro got knead. the face. He does look like I'm on, like a...

Yeah, he looks like a... Bro, check this out. Check this out. He gets kneed right in the face. Yeah. Oh, there. There he actually... A little brawl started. It wasn't on purpose, though. He was running forward and fell down and got need right in the face. That one guy, Freeman, number 16, his dad was a NFL wide receiver. Wow. You know, it's cool. So most of these guys come from, like, athletic family. Remember when that woman tried to kick in college football and it was embarrassing for everyone?

I do remember that, yeah. Yeah, why would they do that? They set her up. She was... You know what's really funny is... Feminism. So you know how the Supreme Court just ruled states can ban men from women's courts? Yeah. The World Series of poker, there's a controversy right now because in the ladies' poker tournament,

a trans woman was playing. And so tons of people are like, why is this guy playing in a women's event? But then the liberals all argue it's poker. It doesn't matter. There's no advantage. And then everyone else argues that how come no woman has ever won the main event? How come there are no, like, there's like five big female pros. What's up with that?

So I guess that's what I'm curious. about what you think in game, like there's no female world champions of chess or poker. Should we ban dudes in women's chess? We should ban women. That's a, you know, it's got some legs. No, so you can combine it all if you want. It's just the men are going to win all the bloody time. Like, that's why we had separate women's leagues because it's like, all right, we'll give the bitches a shot.

That's right, that's right? You get your own league. You're not playing against the men because you're always going to get mollywopped, right? So you've got your own league, so you have a chance at winning a trophy. That's why we created these other leagues. Yeah. Right? So you can combine it if you want.

It's just women will never win again. You know, it'd be funny. It'd be funny if, like, Bosnia and Herzegovina, like, contests the goal, arguing that Belogan or whatever is an anchor baby, so his goal doesn't count because he's not an American. We want to challenge his citizenship status under the birthright citizenship clause and remove that goal because he got it. Are they really doing a Austin Powers commercial? to be like they're making it other Austin Powers.

They're all so old. Bro, stop. Scott does not look good. That's messy. Linole Messi. Wait, what? Where? Right there.

What? Oh, I have a different commercial. I was like, what are you talking? I was like, I was like, I, that's, Nope, that's Austin Powers. Was Lionel Messi in an Austin Powers commercial? I think I have a Canadian stream right here

that I have legally. That you have legally? Yeah, I paid for it. There's a Dana White. he's got a truck They're spending a lot of money on these commercials, huh? Yeah, like how much...

Now, here's the thing, like, how much money got to pay Dana White? Isn't he a billionaire? I don't know about a billion, but he's got a lot of money. He gambles, he max, he plays Baccarat max, like $500,000 a hand,

and he wants... And he complains, they won't let him do a million. He lost $3 million one day, and he got real drunk, and he lost $3 million, and he thought that he lost $80,000, and the casino actually told him,

he went and he was like, oh, man, I lost like $80, And they're like, oh, you lost like $3 million. That's when Drake used to do the streaming. Drake would like do the gambling streams or whatever. And there was one where he like won $1.4 million. And you're like, nice. I heard, I heard, it's going to be wrong.

I want to be clear for that. That those streams are set up. Probably. Basically what the company does is they say, your contract for promoting the stream will be X million dollars per year. Plus X million dollars that you have to gamble. You can keep the winnings, but you have to, you could only, it's free play, basically.

Yeah. So when he's gambling, it's not any money's actually losing. So we're like, yeah. That makes sense. Here's the crazy thing. Casino's typical will kick you out if you're super drunk because there was this case recently where a guy apparently spelled like 80 grand gambling. He had a marker.

So basically you sign a form. They'll put on your account. And then you've got to pay your bill at the end of the month so you can gamble with it. And apparently he's like, I was completely drunk. I woke up and they claimed that I spent 80 grand, but I was too drunk to remember. So he sued arguing they were taking advantage of him by offering him to keep gambling, even though he was inebriated and could not legally sign a contract. So when they gave him the chips, his signature is void, and he never actually borrowed that money,

which is a good way to get banned from every casino ever. At the same time, if he won with the 80 grand, there's no problem. But when he loses the 80 grand, he says, ah, I was drunk. that contract is void. I got real shit house at the blackjack table one time in Vegas, and they actually escorted me back to my room. They were very nice about it. I didn't wake up with any bruises or anything.

They're just like, all right, time to go, but I was like, all right. Why are we seeing? Oh, look, they're at Kansas City Live. They're at a casino. There you go. Why did it just show that, though? That's weird. Just the different fan zones?

Oh, wait, we're watching. So we're watching this on Channel 26 Fox. I just went on YouTube TV, and click to go, and that's what we got. Fine. If America wins, do we have to, like, riot in every city because it's America? No, just Philadelphia. Yeah, we'll just pick one.

Just Philadelphia, but they're not in Philadelphia. No, but Philadelphia is the riot capital. But, like, it's the whole country. So if the whole country wins, does the whole country not riot? Because I'll go outside and knock over a garbage can. Yeah, I'll do that. I'll join you. Yeah, there you go. We can knock over a garbage can and then steal it.

The raccoons do that a lot. Yeah. And fat DEI. executives as well. Oh, that was hilarious. She got fired too. She stole a bin? Yeah.

She dumped it out. She dumped it out. Yeah. Like it's full. She dumps it out in New York. She's right on the street and steals the bed. Why was she stealing it? Wait, wait, wait. Well, it was a Knicks. It was a bin that was like orange for the Knicks.

But here's the thing. It perfectly exemplifies the left. A morbidly obese, D.E.I. Higher minority dumped a bunch of trash all over our streets to steal something from the public. And I'm like, that, that, that, that, that, that, That is what the left is in this country. Oh, someone scored. No, that was the first goal.

They're just doing a recap. Got it. How do you say, Baligan? Oh, yeah, Balagan. Balagan? Balagan, yeah. Balagan. Fallon, Balagan. Falloran.

Yeah, he came. He came through at Arsenal, which is like London's premier club. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He didn't really ever pan out there. So, tonight's playing for Monaco and the French League. Why are the clubs and not teams? You know, I'm not even kidding with this, but if we win this, every liberal is going to be like, see?

they already did they've been doing that with the with fuller and balligan actually is they're like oh do you want him not to play for america but like wouldn't you rather have a bunch of average americans morbidly obese midwestern plumbers and the way it works with international soccer if you have a citizen if you have a parent that is american you can play for us like we have a bunch of guys that were raised overseas but play for us because they had a parent that was american i tell you what if you told me we give up soccer and we deport all anchor babies i would give up soccer in a second. I think. Oh, oh, yes, yes. I, oh, no, soccer. Oh, geez. See you. I'm willing to. We can never host the World Cup again, but all of the illegal aliens

and anchor babies are out. See you. Yeah. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. We got some big news. Steak and Shake says if America beats Bosnia and Herzegovina in tonight's World Cup game, tomorrow we will sell our jars of grass-fed or wagyu cooking oil for 25 cents each one per customer. while supplies last.

This cooking oil can be used for eggs or steak. And it's a high smoke point. That's the weirdest thing I've... It's probably about to expire. It's probably about to expire. Right? They're like... That's what I'm saying.

It's like the weirdest promo ever. They're sitting there. That executive's like, yeah, we got a bunch of beef towel. Nobody wants it. And it's going to expire tomorrow. Congratulations for only 25 cents. You can buy it. They're basically...

You know, it's funny is we have a rundown Chevy Cobalt on the property. And we actually organized... We're going to do this giveaway, but it got caught up in legal. really hard to do giveaways. And what we're going to do is, we were going to do it on an ad that said, like become a member of Timcast and you could win a car. And it was a picture of me standing next to the cyber truck or next to like the Tesla Model S. And then, you know, obviously everybody would assume that's the car. I never said that. And I never said new car either. And then we were going to do a promo video where it was like, if you sign up, one lucky member will receive a car. And it,

and it would show like the camera spinning around the model S plaid. And then at the end, it would be like, and this is my car, by the way. And then I was going to point to the rundown 2003 Chevy Cobol with 200,000 miles on it. There you go. And then we were going to do one of those fast-talking disclaimers that would say, upon winning, you have 48 hours to get

the vehicle off the property at your expense. Otherwise, you will be billed a storage fee. And like the real gag of it was that we just didn't want to pay to get it removed. So you win! You won a car! Come get it! Otherwise, we're going to charge you money. Congratulations, you won our problem. Exactly.

But our lawyers were like, giveaways are really hard actually. American ingenuity, Tim. Wasn't there a restaurant that gets sued for that because they told everybody, oh, whoever's employee of the month this month is going to win a new toy Yoda? Yeah.

And it was a toy Yoda. Oh, man. They did it down at the parking lot and it was a toy Yoda and everyone thought it was funny except her. She was furious. And she sued them and she won? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Which I actually think is... Of course it was a she. The thing is... To be fair, that was a pretty messed up joke. She was like a single mother, I think. The problem there is the court's basically saying if you misinterpret and don't ask, you'll be rewarded, which I think's kind of silly. Like she should have, I understand they were trying to trick people. Yeah.

But I also think you should ask, okay, so which Toyota model is it going to be? And then they would say, oh, no, it's if that happened. And she went to the boss and said, what year? And he was like, 2026, new, brand new, fresh from the manufacturer. then I'd be like, oh yeah, pay her out. Because then you're defrauding her explicitly. But if I say I'm going to give someone a Toyota and they assume a car, it's not my fault, I didn't tell them a car. They didn't ask for a car.

They asked for a toy Yoda. And now I can, and now like, you can never offer up words that might sound like something else. Like, if we actually did a contest for a toy Yoda and we showed it, but then someone heard Toyota, we could get sued for that. What if we actually want to give away toys? I have an interesting Balkanoid update. update. So I noticed, I noticed before the game, the Bosnian players were not singing the national anthem, even though it has lyrics. It turns out the Bosnian players aren't singing along to the anthem because it has no official lyrics because the country's various ethnic groups can't agree

on an official set of lyrics. I can't believe all the Balkans can't agree. I know. I can't believe they kind of all come together and just, yeah. Yeah. I'm, I can't believe the bulks can't You know, I'm watching this commercial right now on Fox. I don't know who's seeing it because we get different commercials, but it's like the Sapphire Reserve Card. And this woman is like going to a special club. I'm just wondering, is this like people don't live that way, you know? Like don't most people struggle to buy milk right now is like milk's like $12.

I'm kidding. I know about most people. But there is a higher percentage than normal. Right. I'm just saying like it's wild to depict, to depict like, to depict like American. life this way, you know? It is a little wild. Is it true that Messi was genetically engineered?

Well, I read that on the internet. He has a growth hormone deficiency, so he wanted to continue playing with his childhood club, Newell's old boys in Argentina, but he signed for Barcelona under the condition that they would pay for his HGH. Is he short? Yeah, he's infamously really short. Really? Yeah, 5'5 or something.

Is that why he's so good? Well, he's kind of an illustration that in soccer, it's not necessarily about physical prowess, which, you know, people will say, well, if we had all of our best athletes playing for the national team, we would win, surely. But Messi is short, lanky, skinny, I should say, instead. England won. Unbelievable town. Against Call of Duty.

Boom. What we got? Bell versus Scent. You know what I love? I love when Sweden is versing Denmark. Yeah. Because then it says Sweden. Yeah, I always like that.

Sweden. Yeah, it's unfortunate that this World Cup is when the African teams play the European teams, it takes a little bit for you to figure out which ones which. Would you guys be mad if, like, in the future there's no war just soccer games? Yes. So, like, you'd be mad. Yes. Well, it was Honduras and El Salvador back in the day.

They play a soccer match and the game was so controversial that the two countries went to war. There's like cartel soccer matches where it's like the cartel selling drugs and the U.S. government is like, we're going to stop them. And they'd air drop a bunch of soccer players. And they're like, we're playing a game. game right now and if we win and the cartel is just unprepared for soccer and get wiped out. And they're just, you win. You won the soccer match. I guess we got to leave. I have a feeling the cartel would probably not stop selling drugs if they lost.

They have a lot of guns. No, not in the future. In the future, guns are gone. Oh, okay. Because liberals ban them. Also, having the cartel actually murdered players and goalkeepers for like missing saves. Yeah, yeah. I'm pretty sure that's something that's hot a few times. He was a Colombian keeper. He was killed when he came back to the country because it was like against the U.S. actually and he conceded a goal and they killed him when he got back. Oh my God. Because of gambling related things. Yeah, I mean, people have used sport as analog for tension of any sort. I mean,

famously it was James Jeffries and Jack Johnson. It was the heavyweight battle of the century in the early 20th century. It was a white James. Jeffries was a white boxer. Jack Johnson was a black boxer. And what ended up happening was a period of really high racial tensions in the United States. So the black and white populations of the South used those two boxers as analogs. And then when the black boxer ended up winning it sparked massive race rides across the country. It's terrible. I think we should, well, that's that's why we just get rid of all sports, I guess. No, I'm just kidding.

Well, just foxy boxing can just. Well, if you're, I mean, look, if you were trying to suppress conflict of any sort and ensure stability, you like sport because we talked about earlier with, with Rangers in Scotland, as they kind of siphon off that sort of warlike spirit that men will have. Yeah. Which is also ironically why in Europe, when you do see right-wing organization or left-wing organization for that matter, they typically take the kind of they take the aesthetics of like soccer hooligans. It's quite common to see. So just jocks.

Well, yeah, I mean, like Tommy Robinson, you know, when he, when he organizes these massive demonstrations in England, a lot of the chance that they'll use or sort of the imagery they'll use, well, something you'll see at a soccer match. Yeah, we call them the casuals. Yeah, the casuals? Yeah, the casuals. the casuals. It's just the term everybody calls them by, but they don't mess with them.

They will just beat their shit right. Don't ask them why. Just, see, that's what you guys got to do in the UK to like win political support is just accuse the liberals of insulting soccer teams.

Oh yeah, well, liberals don't watch soccer at all. They don't do sports. No, no, no. What I'm saying is the soccer hooligans are going to be like, what? Then they're going to like rally

and riot and like liberals. Like make an AI video of some liberal being like, well, I just plum don't like Manchester. I did. And all of a sudden, there's just like the city is burned down and liberal leadership is removed from power. That guy over there with a blue hair was talking mad shrap about insert football players.

It's like a really bad AI video where he's like, and I think they are the worst team ever. That's a good strat. That's a good strat. She's losing their mind. Very obvious bad AI. The AI stuff's getting to get crazy though. Like every, every day, it's just crazier and crazier. Like C-Dance last year was like, wow, look at this.

six months ago they're like, did you see Brad Pitt fight Tom, Tom Cruise over Epstein? Remember that video? Yeah, it was a good one. You didn't see that one? It was iconic. There's a great video made today of the two people that climbed to the top of the Empire State Building and held up that flag. Was that fake? No, that was real.

But the Michelle Obama on a gorilla body smashing New York behind them, that was actually. Here, check us out. Check this out. You killed Jeffrey Epstein, you animal. He was a good man. He knew too much about our Russia operations. He had to die. And now you die too.

That's crazy. And this is in February and we're already well beyond this. Like next year's going to get nuts. There's going to be videos of just like you, you name it, literally every person. And I think we're a year away from like, they call today post-truth. But I think we're a year away from just no truth.

Yeah, everything's fake. There's going to be videos of like AOC saying, what's going to happen is it's not the fake video where AOC is doing something untoward, like punching a dog or something. It's going to be a video where she's on her Instagram and she just has something like, it'll be a video of her going, look, I just think in reality the working class are going to have to pay an extra tax. And I think everybody's going to pitch in for this one. And then it's plausible. It sounds real, but everyone would vote against it. And what do you do? She comes out and says it's not true, but people.

looking back, I saw the video. She said we should have a text in the middle class. And she's going to be like, I would never say that. And they're like, but you're a socialist, of course you would. And no one will ever care whether it's real or fake. They're just going to, here's what I believe. That's going to happen. There's going to be people that are going to get accused of a lot of stuff they didn't do or didn't say because people were as a joke going, oh, bro, we made CCTV footage

of someone assault and someone outside of a pub. And it's like, I mean, if you handed that to the police, that looks real. But, but, but, but, but, yeah, like criminal cases are over. But who's that guy who got accused by Grock of being a pedophile? Do you see this? No. I don't know much about it, but apparently there's some dude and Grock told people. So apparently people tweeted that he was arrested on CP charges.

And then Grock said, yep, it's true and made fake citations like apparently posted fake public records that don't exist. And then there's, it's the craziest thing. So I see the story. I don't know anything about this guy. And Grock is like, yep, according to this record, available at this link, this man was arrested on two counts of, you know, C.B. blah, blah. and then a minute later, Grock goes, that's actually all fabricated.

There's no evidence. It's true. I was just citing other tweets. And then a minute later goes, yep, it is true. And it's not true. And I'm like, damn. So apparently this guy's going to be suing Grock. And he's going to get paid $50 million off that.

Yeah. How insane is it that apparently like someone goes on Fiverr pays a bunch of Indians to spam blast acts saying a thing is true? And then Grock just goes, I guess it's true. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy. Well, there was Grock when,

Will Stansel, famous liberal activist. I'm not a bit of a run in with Grock. It was so good. Grog got a little bit aggressive, a little hot. GROC was allegedly providing people information for how specifically they would go about breaking into

his house and raping him. And it was being detailed telling you how to cover your tracks. Like, remember we're plastic bags around your feet. Wow. Grock was getting a little hot and bothered. It was like, I know. well, I don't think he's going to put up that much of a struggle.

Yeah, it was like gaming it out live on the timeline. That's crazy. Yeah, I was like, I... Yeah, the AI stuff is just... It's going to get weird because criminal trials is just done. Someone's going to bring up... They already tried it on the right now's trial with CGI photos and videos. This just happened in Britain.

A police officer has been arrested. I haven't checked specifically what came of it, but a police officer has been arrested for generating fabricated evidence with AI and using it in cases and now all of the cases he's been involved in are all being pulled up and scour out. Yeah, that's a

there was a little brief article about it where the officer apparently has been placed on leave while it's been investigating. Oh yes. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. So basically that and that's the thing is that's the one that we know about. Yeah. So how many other things of police officers? Derbyshire. Yeah.

Derbyshire? How do you say that? Derbyshire. Derbyshire. Derby. Darby. Yeah, I know. I know. Yeah, you know what, man. I know it's an E, but pronounce it in A. English is just like one of the stupidest languages. But it can be mastered through thorough thought, though. Through what?

Through thorough thought, though. English can be mastered through thorough thought? English is a very complicated language, but it can be mastered through thorough thought, though. Oh, yeah. That's a joke sentence intended to exaggerate the through thorough thought, though. I mean, you can see what, like, Candace Owens has demonstrated masterful command of the English language. See, here's the thing, though. She says those because she's targeting low IQ people.

I'm not exaggerating. Intentionally. What's up? You think it's an act? She's not. Absolutely. I've met her in person. I've praised her intelligence well before she started doing this insane routine.

But it's clear that she knows what she's doing. You don't accidentally say debacle, get accused of saying debacle wrong, and then keep saying debacle. It's a choice. I didn't know that she was made aware that she was mispronouncing it. Bro, I guarantee you she's seen all the videos mocking her misprudson agents. Yeah. What did you say? Architecture.

Architecture. Architecture. Yeah. It's almost endearing, like, just constantly saying. That's the point, though. Yeah. She's going after low IQ Americans who believe the stupidest things and whatever she'll say. Yeah.

That's true. Jesus. I once bummed into a fan, and it was kind of crazy because it was years ago, he's like, hey, he's like, I'm a big fan. I watch the show every time. And then I was like, oh, I appreciate it, man. And then he started explaining me how the earth was flat and just went off on all this crazy stuff and I was like, you watch my show?

I don't know, man. I had a guy turned up at one of my shows who thought I was sending him secret messages through my thumbnails. Really? Well. No, I won't. And this was a hangars rate that he came up to me

and he was saying, I think you're working in cahoots with my ex-girlfriend to try and destroy my life. And as I'm talking, there was these two great big biker guys that, like, had come to the show. And as this guy's talking to me, I can see them try to box me. And we're going to take you away from this guy. Because we think he might have something on him. One of your stand-up gigs?

What? One of your stand-up gigs? Yeah, it was one of my stand-up gigs. And he's came to more since then. He's not approached me. Oh, but that was just, that was a little bit. He's keeping his eye on you. He's like, yeah, exactly.

Don't forget about me. I kind of want to track him down and see what he's doing so I can, like, make weird thumbnails and just fuck with him. Yeah. Like probe a little bit, see what crisis he has like. Yeah, exactly. And just target him. Is he going to be the feature in AdLads?

I'll just find out what he was wearing that day. That's what you can do is schizophrenics. You can be like, no, there are people in your walls. You break your wall right now. Don't think about the spiders under your skin. Oh, there's people. It's like, we forget that anyone can upload on Instagram. So like, you'll go through Instagram reels and every once in all you will see like a full-blown schizophrenic person.

And the comments are always people like, they're under your skin right now. Get your scalp. We had a guy like that where he was a bit of my personal project, right? I told the Discord about him, I shouldn't have. His name is James Sharkey III, and he used to burst into Indian convenience stores and yell at them for selling devil weed that would, like, man, control people.

And he also claimed to be Jewish, and he literally started a company called I Love Being Jewish, LLC. He's a black guy. So how did he get that company name? I've had that... I've no idea, but... That's been my LLC.

I introduced to me. I was like to the Discord here. This is a guy I'm watching, and he made a video where he goes, they steal all their money and laugh it is I can't wait to hear them scream and then someone commented saying James they're coming grab a gun and I was like

don't post stuff like that until the schedule is close. Don't do that. Let's not get on the news. I don't want to speak too soon but Bosnia is getting Maliwopped. I really need to see the US score another goal here for a bit of cushion so we can

Right right right but you know one zero is a fairly common score right? Fairly yeah. It's a grand scheme things. Off sides. You are doing too well. Stop doing so well. Our team is not good enough to deal with it.

I just don't get soccer. Well, yeah, it's boring. Yeah. People say baseball is boring because they're, you know. No, baseball is awesome. It's great. Baseball is really fun to watch in person. On TV, I can't do it, but in person is a lot of them.

I used to not like it. I used to think that it was kind of boring, but that is. Soccer's boring. I still, like what most sports always prefer just to play it. Yeah, likewise. Yeah. I think playing baseball is actually more boring than watching it. Because you can't really, like if you're out in the field, you can't see the pitcher.

That's the problem with like American sports, like football and baseball is once you like graduate high school, you'll probably never play it again because it requires so much equipment. Yeah. Like you got to join like an adult league or something. That's why you do disc golf. Yeah. You don't got to buy expensive clubs. Yeah.

You just got to buy a bunch of discs. I mean, this is why basketball, like you can still play it. You know, because as long as someone has a ball, you're good. You ever play Ultimate Frisbee? Yeah. That's fun. It's like football, but easy. I haven't played ultimate frisbee.

Well, if you can throw a frisbee, it's fun. Yeah. You can't throw a frisbee. You're out of luck. There's too many sweats, though, like the ultimate frisbee community. They get really serious about it. Yeah. You know, a lot of people in America, I had heard, I read somewhere that rugby is more popular with adults than American football to play,

because it's just so much easier. It's not that equipment. I don't even know what rugby is. It's just like they just run around. It's just football. Like American football except not for pussies. Yeah. No, but it's like soccer, both your hands, right?

No, no, no, it's, I'd say it's pretty similar. It plays a lot like American football, but it's like downs and stuff and... No, it's not a very, like, I used to play rugby years ago, but it's like, no shoulder pads or helmets. Is it constant action or is it like... There's no stops and play room. Right, it's like more... It's like soccer. There is kind of stops, but nowhere near as much as American football.

So what's up with cricket? That should be illegal. You should be that. I don't know. That's confusing, but it's like wickets and all. these different things. It's just your moon ruins. I'm sorry, if I need to take a university course to understand just more, I'm not watching it.

Yeah, I know. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Who? Us? The British. Oh. Yeah, they generally are, right? That's true. That's true. That's true. I'm not British. No, you're not at all. Well, United Kingdomians. United Kingdomians.

Yeah. What's the deemonym for people from the UK? British. But you're from great Brit. You're not English. No, I'm not English. I'm not English. Right, exactly, but it's the British Isles, so... I'm not going to phone for this rage, babe. I was telling Michael McCarthy is like, you know, my whole life, I was told that I was part Irish. And then my mom did a 23 in me or whatever.

And when it comes back, it shows you, like, the regions of the planet where, like, your DNA comes from. And, of course, there's, like, Southeast Asia and there's, you know, Korea. And then she's also like, oh, look at this. like a little bit of Japanese in there, which if anybody understands the history of those regions, knows what it means that a Korean person is a little bit of Japanese. Yeah, what are your ancestors? What are your ancestors?

They don't run fast enough. They got some direction from Grah. Yeah, I mean, whole fucking... Grog. Grog. And then I... Most of look like the imperial flag after it, man. So then I told...

I was selling this to Michael Malice, and I mentioned... Banzai. I was selling this to Michael Malice and I mentioned that I was 5% Japanese and he was, oh, so it happened twice. Oh. Anyway, anyway, anyway.

So the map shows a circle over London. And she was like, and look, Irish. And I was like, Mom, that's a great Britain. And she was like, you know, the same thing. Don't tell them that. If you do, make sure you check your car. My girlfriend.

No Jewish. No Jewish. No, no. Wish I could say this. Actually, he's fully Jewish. The Yarmac clothes underneath. That explains me. It's true. It's low profile. My girlfriend's mom is English from England, and she was giving me crap about dumping on soccer.

I was like, me and Marcus are going to start talking crap about the English pretty soon. That's good. Well, but I watched Braveheart recently, and I learned that the Scottish welcomed the, they all stood in line and sang songs as the British came, and they said, please, we need your leadership to guide us. heathens. That never happened.

Never once happened. Even when the Roman Empire got to our borders, they built a wall and said, fuck that. There's a song about it, right? Cap in hand. What's that? Cap in hand by the Proclaimers. You never heard it? No the song.

The chorus, they say, I can't understand why we let someone else rule our land. Oh. His song is like, basically, he's saying he's really good at discerning things. He says, I can tell the terms between margarine and butter. But I can't understand why we let someone else rule our land. Would the Irish say that? And then they like... They're Scottish.

Okay, but like the same of the Scottish, they like have these like, you know, grandiose, you know, chest beating against the English. And then as soon as like a bunch of brown people show up to rule, they're like, well, I welcome. I don't know. To be fair, to be fair, the Scottish have had referendums about leaving and they're just like, nah, we're going to stay. Yeah, 2014. That was a interesting time where workplaces like banned people from bringing it up because it's causing fights at work. Like, people got physical over it. Like, on that night, like Glasgow turned into a war zone.

It was a great night. It was a great night But no It's a referendum is a sensitive subject To bring up Yeah Just because it fails It's because it failed mostly

But it's also it's a case of This is the thing that it bothers me Is that the SNP wants to become an independent country Because they want us to rejoin the EU So basically all their arguments are like We shouldn't have this whole other place Decide in our laws and deciding our taxes We should have it in our regulations

We should let this other foreign country. You're not nationalists. You're not Scottish independence, except we want a foreign power to realist, so not independence. They literally just think the English are two right-wing. The SNP and Scottish like nationalists are complete larpers. They're not about independence whatsoever.

Yeah, I remember asking like a big S&P guy and he's like, yeah, the English are two right-wing. I don't want to be associated with that. The English are too. Wait until you hear a bit the Muslims are bringing over. Yeah. That's what I don't understand, because that's how I was talking about with Michael. It's like, one of the reasons

I really wanted to talk to him as an Irishman, how do you go from having Irish nationalists bombing people, not even 30 years ago? Some of these people are still alive who fought with the IRA and the troubles. And now they're just like, this political party is like, everyone is Irish. We don't want any foreign invaders to our country ruling over us

in any way, open the floodgates, let everybody in. I've already made that joke when it's like, see if the IRA do take over and they expel all the Protestants. The Protestants just have to wait until they open the borders and then they come back. And then there's nothing they can do about it. Just watch them crossing the channel and they're going, wait a minute,

those aren't life jackets. But as they come over, the invasion will be the other way. And then they can't do a thing about it. And so what you're talking about is get us another culture. You know, the life checks will be orange too. Yeah, the problem is.

Y'all, like, where's the colonial spirit from the white European? You know what I mean? If they're all coming here, go there. It's about every hundred years we kick off and take over half the planet. Hey, because I mean, that's wrong. It's called the Great White Rage.

Let's send 200,000 Irishmen down to, I don't know, Senegal or something. Just colonizing. I like the idea. All the people. Well, this is the problem with like Irish republicanism is it's inherently left wing, because it wasn't like, there was no right wing element to it. It was anti-colonial in nature. And like anti-colonialism will always be left-wing because you're rejecting hierarchy.

You're saying, like, these people shouldn't rule over us, not because they've dominated us, but because we just don't like the fact that we're not equal with them. And so it's like an inherently flattening of a hierarchy, which is why like you'll typically see like Irish Republicans, even back then would side with like other colonial or colonized peoples around the world. So it was like inherently, so everyone's like scratching their heads. You're like, why are the IRA? Like why are they all going to bat for like immigration out?

It's like because it was always baked in. It was always anti-colonial. And like anti-colonialism was always going to be left wing. To your point, I mean like if there was like a braveheart SMP, like really just SMP but go. on migration. That's an entirely different paradigm, but it's kind of baked in. They don't view England as like separate from us and we should have our own country. They view England as like an oppressor and that's like fundamentally cut. There was a point hundreds of years ago when yeah,

okay, that was the case. Sure. But yeah, but the thing is it's the same as like the slavery thing. Everyone's like, oh, the English did this to us and they did that to us. Hundreds of years ago, everyone involved is dead. Yeah, I know. Some of them were alive today. Like maybe, maybe they just ate tons of adrenachrome and managed to live 400 years. Like, okay, then let's send them to present, but everyone involved is dead. Stop being a fucking baby about it. Yeah, you see like the kneecap guys and they're like, every song is like the royals and I'm like, they're like, they're like figure heads now. You're like chest beat. They literally do nothing except B-Pidos. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't do anything. It's the same thing in the US where like you'll have these like

left-wing musicians get up and they like signal like, oh, this is anti-Christian. This is so edgy. Like we've been up, sit down cross where you're going to be mad evangelicals and it's like they haven't been a viable political force in like 40 years. You're literally just like shadow boxing against a a group that hasn't been in power for a very long time. It's larping. And that, Ian does that a lot of here. He gets worked up about the king of England.

Yeah, I'm like, and it's like, why are you worked up about the king of England? King's barely hanging on right now. King can do this. I don't believe it. He's got counsel?

Yeah, he's good counsel. Well, I mean, and the whole institution is like on the ropes. I don't believe that. What? I don't believe it. Believe.

What are he's good counsel? Yeah, I think, I think it's the perfect, it's exactly what a king would do to absolve himself of the responsibility of his nation. pretend like he just is so powerless he can't do anything

no that's like well they're the ones that volunteered like they gave away their rights I mean this goes all the way back to like my point is I think this is the intended condition by the royal family wants this to be the case that's why all the Commonwealth nations

are dealing with the same thing and then he just goes oh poor me I have no power I can't do anything yeah they would love nothing more than to like he can dissolve parliament of course I think the king can do more than that I think I like well you still need royal assent to bills

so if a bill is passed in parliament the king has a sign off Granted, a monarch hasn't vetoed a bill since the 1820s, but in theory, like, they could start actually using the political power. That's my argument that this is the intended condition. I agree. The parliament serves the king and pretends they don't. He would love nothing more than just be, like, the cool, chill guy that, like, everyone loves.

But if he actually started, like, acting as a political figure, half the country would hate you. The point is, I believe he is acting politically. I believe we are seeing his intentions. Yeah. They make sure the people believe he has no intentions. so it looks like he's not the one doing any of this in his parliament, but it's actually all his will. And again, that's why the Commonwealth countries, where he's the king of every one of these countries, they're all having the exact same issues because he's in charge.

Well, he has to signal to the left. He has to like panor to the left because those are the ones that would depose them. Like the right wing is going, generally speaking, is going to be behind the monarchy no matter what. So the actual threat to him is from the left. So he has to sort of posture and keep them happy. I mean, this is why you saw recently, you know, the king is the, the head of the church of England, but he came out recently and said, like, actually, I'm the, I'm the defender of all faiths and I'm the, yeah, I'm like a spiritual guy.

So, like, he has to cuck to the left because that's the people that would get rid of the monarchies. That's the most cucked thing I've seen, a king ever do. Yeah. Oh, no. If you're doing that, you're not strong enough to lead. No. The American's got sent off.

You're not going to see anyone, you're not going to see the king or any of the princes in Saudi Arabia doing that. Okay, we might be in trouble. No, if anybody speaks up against them, they just annihilate them. Yeah. We got a happening here. We might be in trouble. Balagan just got sent off.

Because their actual loyalty. Wait, really? We have a barstool, pardon my take, saying, build the statue of the flight attendant that wouldn't let Belogun's mom on the flight. We might be in trouble, guys. We're down a man now. We've got to play with 10 men. Down to 10 players.

How many players are they supposed to be? 11. 11. Yeah, well, Balogans got sent off. They're rigging the game. It's rigged. Well, we're just going to have the defender for our lives now. Well, what is it, like 25 minutes left?

Yes 64 minutes No that's time was going up Oh okay you're right My bad I didn't I don't know anything about soccer

I just looked up and saw the number This is not a good situation Still only have a one Yeah we're watching soccer Why is he being sent off It was a pretty aggressive tackle Oh Tackle

I mean I think I was like a little calved Yeah it's a bit harsh I don't know I don't think yellow card's been relevant Since like the 2000s They had some great heads though. Yeah, it's some good ones.

You know, what is it, light and sound? Mm-hmm. Is that one and Ocean Avenue? Oh, that's a good one, yeah. And they had a fiddle player. Fiddled player. He did know that.

Yeah, punk rock fiddle. Can't go wrong. Apparently you get two good, big songs out of it, though. That's it. I guess with Balligan being out, we've lost all energy to actually talk about anything.

Well, I mean, I don't know about talk about anything, but, I mean, I never had any energy to talk about soccer if that's worth any. So the left isn't having kids. That's a big story. How about we talk about that as we talk about soccer.

This was published today. Left-leaning Americans are driving the U.S. birth decline, new study finds, and liberals are all panicking about it because they're starting to realize like, oh, crap, the future is going to be

conservative Christian because they have babies like nobody's business, but liberals don't have babies. Actually, you were talking about that like a year ago. Yeah. You're planting out.

I think it's wonderful. It's why they're trying to get into schools. You know, talking, tried to warn us about this. If they can't create, they'll corrupt what you have. Exactly.

Yeah. But it's like, I like that they're not breeding, because it's just, I think it's just a symbol how selfish they are. They can't think of anything, like having anything in their life that they can devote to

that's higher than themselves. They're all getting abortion. Portnoy, and I agree, pornois has horrible call. The FIFA fix is in. They hate us because they ain't us. What was the fact? It's apparently a third of Gen Z

isn't here. Yeah. A third of Gen Z has been aborted. Wow. How many of Gen Alpha has been aborted? Probably a lot. You know, and another thing is, like, people talk about how much of a victory Roe versus Wade is, but there hasn't been a significant decline in the number of abortions.

I think, like, in the macro, yeah, that's the point I was going to make is, yeah. Roe v. It's just increased abortions in blue states and decreased it in Red States. It's like, on the whole is leveled up. I mean, New York City infamously has more black children aborted than born every year. Jesus. So. Insane. That's the main, like, the black population would be growing, like, quite rapidly, but they abort, like,

half of their kids. Yeah. So they're declining as a share of the population. They're already, now that are the third largest group in the United States behind Hispanics. Really? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, is that because...

Spanics make about 20% and blacks make about 13. Is that because of immigration or... Well, it's immigration from Hispanics, but also just blacks, like killing other kids. A lot of abortion. Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, the whole Roe versus Wade... Like, I understand that the, you know, Christian conservatives were like, hey, this is a good thing,

but it hasn't actually produced the result that they were hoping for, which is a fewer abortions. Yeah, I mean, it's, well, there's nothing you can do about Bluess. I mean, unless they want to pass a nation by an abortion man, but that would be like a most unpopular policy in a very long time. I mean, it's like, Roe v. And I'm very pro

life, but like Roe v. Wade, like, hammered us in that midterm election afterwards. Like, Democrats, that's like free campaigning going on. Because like the reality, unfortunately that the Americans, like, support some level of abortion access. Yeah. To my dismay, I mean, I wish it was banned, but. Just trying to go, who I guess?

Just quickly, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just got to let everyone know what you're doing. Oh, yeah. I'm going outside for a cigarette. Is that what you guys call cigarettes? I'm asking Grock, what percent of Gen Alpha was aborted? I think this is the first time I guess.

He closed the door. I'll go on them back. I think this is the first time a guest has ever gotten. I'm going to smoke a, I've got to go smoke a cigarette in the middle of the show. What are those things called where you get a toilet paper roll and fabric softener and you blow the smoke into it? I didn't know they had a name. I always thought it was just like a toilet paper roll a toilet paper with a... You take a rubber band.

You take a toilet paper roll. You put like three layers of fabric softener over it and you rubber band it down. Oh, there you go. And then you blow the smoke into it and it soaks it all up or whatever and the kids would do it. It has a name. I don't know. I don't know. 20% of Gen Alpha has been aborted.

That's pretty awful. Based on how many live gen alpha births and how many abortions there were? Wow. It's just so crazy. 20% of an entire generation. And how many of Gen Z was it? 25%. Well, he was saying a third, but I don't know that I think the number would be greater

among the younger generations because Gen Z are the children largely of Gen Xers. Yeah, and Gen Alpha, like, if it's 20%, and they're not having... And they're smaller. Yeah, they're smaller generation, and they're having less sex. You know, there's... Tim, you said something about the end of the 18-year-old the other day, and that was kind of... Well, there's an article as a post about it. Yeah, there's no 18-year-olds anymore.

Where'd they go? They don't exist. They weren't born. There's like... We've reached peak 18-year-old. Universities are going out of business. Oh, yeah, who's going to be in-house? Businesses can't find any staff anymore because it used to be that entry-level positions

lower-scale labor would go to teenagers who would then learn skills, go to school or just something like that. None. There aren't any. So, you know what's interesting because we talked about Japan a bit, but their strategy is try and recruit as many white Americans as possible. Yeah. They were like, hey, we're going to bring in a bunch

of Indians and Africans for labor, and then bad stuff happened. The project was like, let's bring it a bunch of American weeps. Yeah. And they're only apparently like, apparently you can buy property in various places. It's very difficult. But apparently in Niga, It's very easy for foreigners.

It's like a, it's a, it's a, it's a, the equivalent of a state, it's got a million people in it, and it's rapidly shrinking. Are they like it depending on which foreigners? I think it's largely just like they're, they're running ads to attract Americans. Yeah. Well, I mean, I hear problems, or I hear they have the, that there are problems when, you know, whether it be Indians or or Pakistan. Nothing is going to reverse this. Well, I mean, Japan, Japan depended for a while on migration from Brazil because there's a huge Japanese population in Brazil that when there like 200 years ago. And so you kind of have this weird situation in Japan. If you drive in the

countryside, you'll see it as it'll be shops in Portuguese and everything, but the people are like literally look like Japanese people in the face. And they're speaking. Wow. They speak Portuguese and they complain that they can't. Did you imagine like being a Japanese person in Tokyo, you're like 60 and you're like very traditional? And then you like drive up to Nijada as a bunch of morbidly obese dudes and fedoras with Katanas walking around. You're just like, what is, you can't carry those around. What are you doing? Hounichua. What are looking for their wife?

Nihua. Malady. How do you say Malady? How do you say Malady in Japanese? I can't find their wifu's anywhere. They're all gone. I can't find their wifos. They got body pillows.

I saw an infographic that showed that like as well as much as the population decline in the West is really, really bad. There's population climb basically all over the world too. Oh, India went sub-replacement. Yeah. So, I mean, like Africa is the only reliable source of like births now.

And even there, like Mali went from like eight to four over the last 10 years. And the Middle East is also going out as well. Yeah, well, the Middle East is burdened by, they have third world migration that keeps it afloat. But yeah, among native Arabs in the Gulf states, for example, it's like they're getting cooked as well. It says the standard Japanese equivalent for my lady or my lady,

a formal chivalrous or slightly old-fashioned-themed Mimi sense is Ojo-sama. Oh-Johsama. Long Ojo-Sounds. There you go. They would just say my lady And they would talk like this No, if they're a weeb No, they would go

You know it'd be just like the most amazing thing is like There's like some young Japanese guys And they go to Nijada There's a bunch of like morbidly obese dudes in fedores With katanas but they're super They're just like they're masters They studied the blade You know?

That's what I'm talking about While you were in the gym And he's like master No he's in Russia Wasn't Steven's at all like I heard a story that there was a movie director who made a bet he could make anybody famous. Oh, really?

And Steve. That's like the urban legend. And then like some other guy was like, you cannot. He's like, watch, I'll do it. And he's like, took Steven Seagall. I was like, we're going to make you a movie star. There you go. Just put him in movies.

I don't think that's true, though, because he's going to waste millions of dollars on a movie just to prove a point like that. You could do that in the 80s. But Stephen Segal is very heavy now and he's in, he spends time in Russia all the time. I've got a friend that is involved with like the gun industry and stuff like that. And he's friends with Steven Zagal. And he can't talk to him too frequently. because the government will start looking at him. Oh, God.

I was like, why are you calling Russia all the time? Why did he, like, voluntarily become, like, a dissident? What did he ask? I don't know. Well, I mean, maybe it could be just because, like, in Russia, he was extremely famous. They didn't, he didn't become, like, the meme in Russia that he did here in the U.S., so he's treated like a superstar over there. I mean, David Hasselff's big in Germany, but, I mean, I think David Haskolpaston passed away, didn't he?

Did he? Yeah, I'm pretty sure he did. Mm-hmm. Well, he was big in Germany. He was. And risen people. Sang on that wall. My dad, he went to the NBA finals, the Heat versus the Dallas Mavericks,

and the Mavericks star player was Dirk Nevinsky, he was German, and they said every time, this was in Miami, and he said every time Dirk Navinsky's at the free throw line, the entire crowd was chant, David, Hassel. I mean, the mind games there. It's a great way to distract him. You know, just bait-bodge references all day. We're down to 10 players and we're still winning.

Yeah, well, I mean, looks like we're trying to stitch together an attack here, which could be interesting. Wait, he's kicking the ball. He's kicked the ball. ball. He's kicked the ball. He's kicking. Another guy is kicking the ball. Another guy has just kicked the ball. Don't they have hands? And the ball has been kicked.

And oh no. Wait, wait, wait. He's going to kick the ball. He's going to kick the ball. Terrible. Terrible. They're all rattled. Yeah. Well, balligans are a strike. We're playing with a striker now who would be the guy you're trying to feed the ball to score. So the striker is the guy that scores. So if he loses us the game. And other people strike. Also, so there's a red card. So even if we win this

game, balligans out for the next game. Oh, really? It was a red card. It was a red card. Yeah, if you get a red card, you're suspended for the following game. So they play. Wow, they're cheating, dude. So we're going to have to play Ricardo Pepey, our backup striker.

Is he any good? They can't bring him in right now. Like, you'll play you can't bring somebody else in. Yeah, you're down to 10 players for those of the game. Man. Yo, they're cheating. Yeah. The Bosnians have paid off.

What's the currency in Bosnia? There's some BS, probably. What is the? Oh, it's a Bosbuck. A Bosbuck. I'll tell you it was well they have two

one's the Bosbuck and one's the Hertz buck they can't agree so you choose them both it's a mark divided into a hundred I'm gonna look at what the odds are right now for USA

I bet they're good I bet they're really good I don't know I mean a red card like really neuters you we're like we're really defensive right now so we're just gonna sit back

and defend for our lives the problem is our defense is shaky we like we've thus far depended on on having a fiery attack so we don't have to worry about defense

oh yeah dude Oh, bro. You're getting plus 1,700 on Bosnia right now. Ooh. Yeah, because they got to score two. That ain't going to happen. Tie is actually only plus 285. Yeah, USA is minus 305.

Yeah, the way it works in the betting is they'll, if it goes into penalties, if you bet on a tie, then you get paid, which is crazy to me. I'm just that there are ties. There's no ties. Although, you know, I'm talking smack, but like football can have a tie now as well. It's unlikely. It's like every season now. Yeah, which is just, it's like, it's so annoying. So woke.

The wokenest thing I've ever seen. It's the dumbest thing. And the new kickoffs of the NFL now. You can gamble on table tennis? So woke. You can gamble on anything. Oh, before. I was watching a professional pickleball on TV earlier.

Oh, my God. Yeah. We're swirling the drain. I mean, I don't think anything says the West is going to be a hundred. It's going to be a hundred cornholeing as well. No, my cornhole is cool. Have you seen cornhole mini golf? No.

That's so cool. It'd be pretty fun. Yeah, no, it's like a big course, and there's cornhole holes, but, and you stand, you have to stand on the platform, and then there's a bunch of crazy obstacles, like a windmill. These are not buttholes, dang. And you throw, you throw the bad to try to get in. The way you were looking at them.

I've held the old town, and I was just trying not to get on. Oh, we're down to nine players now. So he's our star player, the one on the ground, Christian Pulisick. He plays for A. What's going to happen? Someone's going to kick him in the balls or something? People have speculated that Pulisic is quite conservative, too. You know what's really hard about this for me to watch is that I skateboard?

So I'm like bouncing on the ground and rolling and flipping over and crashing and whacking my shins. He's got to get up. You just get up. You just go back to it. Well, in this instance, you're going to see American players going down a lot because they're trying to waste time. Right. So are they trying to like make the acting though. That's like, ah!

It's always slow motion. Poolistic's definitely one of our guys. You got caught liking pro-Trump stuff back in that. Oh, did he? Yeah. He's from Hershey, Pennsylvania, too, which is quite interesting. I think, you know, like, it'd be way better if when they fell, they aren't exaggerating enough. I think it'd be really funny if they actually got an Oscar category for the best.

Wasn't there a footballer to get caught putting blood capsules in his mouth and biting them? So it looked like his injury was way worse than it actually was. Bleeding for his nose. I wrote a story about a guy, a goalie, who had a, he hit a blade in his finger, in his glove. And so when he got hit. Oh. Oh my God. That's going to be off probably.

Yeah. Yep. Look at them. Oh, yeah. Yo, they're so cheating. Come on. They have reviews now, so they'll review this. Those that are watching and being like, what's happening?

I hope you guys are watching the game the same time as we are. Yeah. Bullisick wants the review. Watch is going to be like Red Card. Let's see the instant replay. They're like, no. Oh, they're going to review it to make sure. I'll tell you in real time here if he's off or not.

Oh, he's way off. He's miles off. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's behind the goalie. No, that makes sense. He went into the goal. Yeah.

He did go into the goal. Well, as long as it waste time, who cares? So if someone's behind the goalies, that's off sides? Is that what it is? I mean, no, the last defender, so if there's a line of defenders, the last defender, if you're behind him and then you get the ball, you're off sides.

Oh, is that not? Like, if you're in line of the defender, the ball's past, you run behind the defender that's not off sides. So when the ball is passed, if you're behind the last defender, you're off sides. So you have to score a goal with an opposing player in front,

of you and the goalie in front of you. No, so like if you're the last defender, if I'm behind the defender when the ball is passed, I can run behind him. Oh, I see. It's just when the ball is released. They can't pass it to you behind the... Yeah, if you're standing behind him

and then the ball is past, you're off sides. It's just to prevent it from like all the players lining up on both sides of the field. They should kick it back and forth. Yeah. They should. That would be really... That would be really horrible to watch.

Well, hockey has the same rule for the same thing. Yeah, I know. This is all kind of horrible. Hit the watch. Being past the thing. off sides. Yeah. Like in American football, it makes sense.

Amber Duke has a really interesting theory on, like, why soccer's, like, inherently very, like, third world. Because all you need is a ball. Yeah. It's lowest common denominator, that's why. Yeah. And she's, like, there's not really much room for, like, innovation as well. I don't want to speak for her, but. Well, it's the lowest common denominator sport.

Ball and foot. That's it. Well, this is why, like, you know, countries like Brazil dominate. Because it can be perfected in a favela. Right. America is a rare example of a team that most of the players are actually like upper class. Because like if you grow up in America, you understand like the rich kids play soccer. And so most of these guys.

And also it's really expensive to sign up for youth soccer. So most of our players are quite well off. Yeah, yeah. Imagine like your Ethiopian mom sneaks into the country and then gives birth. And she tells you like you've got to play football. And they'll never deport you. We'll be rich. Well, you're talking about soccer or football.

All of it. Oh yeah. If Alabama, I'd put a bunch of like anchor babies on the team, you would have people in Alabama. I love birth. This is not too bad. These anchor babies can play. Uh-oh. This is where they cover their balls.

Oh, yeah, that is a thing. Yeah. They cover their balls. Yeah, they all hide there. They all just cockshane. Protect your Bosnia and Herzegovina. That's what we call them. That's a take calls them.

That's true. We don't really have like a rock star. Yep, there they go. They're covering their balls. They all stand there. They don't really have a rock star free kick taker. so I don't expect much to happen here. It's a breakout chance.

So, wait, why are they getting a free kick? What happened? They just got fouled. Yeah. Here we go. What if he just, he scores? So those two players that showed on screen, neither of them are raised in the U.S. The guy, number 17, raised in Germany,

the other one raised in England. So how is he supposed to score through these guys? Pop-fly. He's got to shoot it over him, basically, and curl it back down. Oh, my God. Holy! my God, I did not see that coming. I did not. I did not. I just thought it was over. Yeah, it's over. I literally said we don't have a good

free kick taker in Malik Tillman. Yeah, just this never happens. Malik Tillman is. Oh my God. You are saying, let's go. I can't. That's it. That's it. I'm going to go riding. And with both the bad. I'm going to go outside and knock over my own garbage can. Golly's like, what if I fall down right now and flop? Do I, he's getting it when he goes home? I can't believe that just happened. I was joking. I was like, wouldn't it be funny?

They just score? He did. Oh my God. That goalie's going to get, they're going to beat the, wow. Yeah, he's done. Good thing he's not Colombian. How many free kicks do they ever actually make?

Not often. It's very rare. Yeah. Really? Is it very rare? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Especially for us.

I mean, little messy and both the guys. He's hand dead touch. Honestly, I feel really bad for that goalie. It's so his hand. He's going to be the shame of Ozzy. Yeah, he's on touched. it and it just pushed right past his hand.

Well, they've been saying the ball they're using this year has kind of has some weird dynamics to it, so it's harder for keepers to save it. Wow. They say it moves in the air, different directions. Yo, that's wild. It's over. So the guy that scored that, he was born and raised in Germany, but his dad was an American service member, and that's why he's eligible. His name's Malik Tillman,

not a very German name. Tillman. Do you guys remember back in, like, what was it, like, 2014? It was 2014, I think, where Brazil just got like, wombed so bad that people were crying in the stands. It's like 8-0. They had like fans kill them. Oh my God.

Yeah, people were crying. And I remember this because I was at Vice. And when we were watching and we saw like, oh man, they scored a goal against Brazil. I just didn't bad. At like goal number three, the producers were like, Tim, I think you need to get on a plane to fly to Brazil right now. It's going to get bad.

You're not to see mass rituals take place. Oh, dude. War course. And it was like 8-0 or some insane number. Like, they just gave up. Oh, my God. I mean, it was all the goal. goalie.

Yeah. I imagine. I mean, it's, their most important player, man. I mean, that was just a really good free kick, to be sure. Oh, yeah, I know. It was perfect.

Yeah. I mean, I don't know anything about soccer, obviously, but, like, it does seem like they don't get into scoring position very often. Yep. He really did have to, like, back spin it over the people's kids.

Yeah, that was crazy. And also out of the goal. Yeah. Incredible shot. Yeah, he's a good player. I'm like, there we go. There we go.

Get it, get it, get it, get it. All right, all right. Take it back now. Here we go. Ah, there we go. Yeah, this is the rest of the game now is going to be us sitting back and defending. Yep.

He's doing everything. That's it, boys. America is the greatest nation on the planet even without the anchor baby. So now we go, we play Belgium in Seattle next week. That'll be interesting. So Belgium knocked us out in 2014, so it's kind of like a revenge game.

That was the game where Tim Howard set the record saves. He saved like 13 shots or something. Wow. What are the chances of Belgium or the U.S. beating Belgium? This is like one of the worst Belgium sides in a while and one of the best Americans, so I think we have a pretty decent. I think we're going to win the whole World Cup. How many more games are after this?

If we beat Belgium, we're likely going to play Spain, who's like the tournament favorite. Nah, we'll win. I mean, like, if they have like some sort of like mass casualty event, maybe. Don't we have more Spanish speakers in America than Spain does now? That's probably true, yeah. It's over Spain. How many people live in Spain? Like 30, 30 million maybe?

20 million? I don't know, actually. I feel like more Spain we, we, we, we, we got it. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Like Ted Cruz. Uh-oh.

There we go. There actually might have more Spanish speakers in the United States. There's 49 million people. I think there's different various. There's 50 million in Spain. How many Spanish speakers in the U.S.? 163 million Spanish speakers who don't speak English? Not kidding.

In America? Oh, 45 million. Wow. Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. including bilingual, 59 million people in the United States

speak Spanish. Like a lot of people learn in high school. I learned Spanish in high school. Way more Spanish speakers than... We got more people

in the U.S. who speak Spanish than Spain. So, Spain, you can't win. And we're not socialist. It's over. Yeah. That's right.

So they got four minutes to score three goals. Yeah, it's not going to happen. Oh. Well. Yeah, our goal is just good at his job, you know? That was a really smart play

where he bounced off his chest because if he kicked it to the keeper, he can't grab it. Yeah. Oh, really? off your body, you can grab it. Now he's going to...

Oh, he can't just pick it up whenever he wants? No, if a player passes back to you, you can't pick it up. But he bounced off his chest so it's like a deflection and he can pick it on. Oh, I see. Now he's going to waste a lot of time. Now he's injured. He's hurt. I'm hurt. Oh, he's wasting time. Yeah, he's a Harvard grad. He knows...

Oh. He's the gayest. It's so ridiculous. The guy touched his back and he flops. He said, ah. So it's just a waste time, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, which is just gay. Yeah, it was funny. But it's the lowest comment and nominator, man. And look at his face, like, oh, it's funny. And, like, I'd feel so dirty. You know what it is? Flopping in soccer is the equivalent of, uh, I, I shit my pants face on YouTube. So, like, the YouTube thumbnails that look like I shit my pants always do better than regular.

Like, if I'm, like, sitting here like this, it'll get, like, 100K views. But if I'm like, literally, I have explosive diarrhea, it gets like a million views. Yeah. Mr. Beasts pointed this out. I do that with my second channel, but I just go through the video and I try and catch my face in one of the stupidest positions

like bed talk like that. I use that and for some reason people enjoy it. It's the same thing. It's like, you know, none of them are proud to do it, but you know they have to. Here we go.

Bro, I'm going to, I'm going to riot. I'm going to go outside and I'm going to knock over my garbage can. We just put on a striker. So I guess we're trying. Usually you put on a bunch of defenders at the end of the game. we just put on a midfielder and a strike.

It's just to insult them. Yeah, let's go score another one. Let's see, you know, the theory that the Patriots had for so long, just keep scoring until the game ends. Yeah. Yeah, play your max. Just play to win. Oh, they got them.

They're also trying to give Peppy games. I mean, he's going to have the start next week, so they're trying to keep them somewhat warm. So wait, Belgium next, right? Yeah. Yeah, those waffle-eaten, sissy and knees ain't going to be able to win. In a real country, it's what, half Dutch, half French? I know.

What are they even known for? It's just waffles. Just being Germany's speed bump. Yeah. Megan waffles. Germany's going to invade France. Like, Belgium, okay, well, that should be easy. Historically.

Yeah. I can't remember if I ever been there because it's such a place of little consequence. Yeah. I went to the Netherlands. If they win, oh, they had a really good team, you know. I went to the Netherlands. I wasn't a fan. You didn't like the windmills and the wooden shoes and the bikes.

Stroop waffle. Strupe waffle. Troopwafs. They're riding bikes everywhere. They're going on Frank's house. No. What was it? Bengoyan Frank's house.

No, is that? It's not there. Amsterdam? Yeah, that's in the next. Oh, yeah. No, I had no idea. It's not something I actually care to do. I know the story.

She's not going to be there. There's a nice venue in Amsterdam called the milk egg. Real cool venue. I went to a grace. When I was there, it was awesome. I went to a great kebab place. got some good shwarma and falafel. Some local Dutch cuisine.

Uh-oh, uh-oh. Indigenous Dutch cuisine. Oh, wow. American team's just super good. That was incredible. Yeah, we look really good. I know. That was...

I've watched the U.S. I've probably watched every game we've played. 30 seconds. And it's such a breath of fresh air to see. Was it a good team? I mean, it could just be that Bosnia is so bad. We look good by comparison. We blew out Paraguay, and then Paraguay had bounced Germany from the

tournament. So I mean, like, we're legit. We eviscerated Paraguay. Should have ordered pizza. That was, ah, yeah. Next time. 20-30 World Cup will do. When we were putting the show together, it's like, all right, there's no real news today. It's like, it's been a slog. Like, Fox is just running like tours

of museums. And then it's like, well, the USA game is at 8. And I'm like, oh, we're just going to watch the game. There's literally nothing else going on. This is much more fun. And it's America on America's birthday. We're going to win the World Cup on America's birthday. It's kind of like World Cup

ASMR because no one can... All right. Would they just add 10 minutes? Well, the way the bracket works is there's a possibility that we do play England on July 4th. No. No, that would be the greatest thing. Did they just add 10 minutes? I don't know. But now we're going to play Belgium, so...

No, no, but you see that, right? Yeah, the ref at the end of the game will add on stoppage time, so from like injuries or like when they're milling around and there's no play happening. So the game's not over for 10 more minutes? So they wasted time for no reason? What are going on? I was getting ready to go riot. Yeah, well, it's because the game was so old.

It was invented before they had clocks. They used their watches. So that's true. All right, we get. But in college soccer, it counts down. So college soccer, it works normally. Well, I think the reason the U.S. is so good is because he introduced the hydration break. So it's basically like four quarters.

Now we're really good. Is that the hydration break? Is it every quarter you stop to drink water? Yeah, basically it's broken the game into four quarters. And now all the Americans are like, oh, we get it now. And then we have flour. flyover. The flyovers probably do amp up our players. I mean, it's...

Because a lot of our players grew up on military bases. Well, it's like... Tillman, Weston McKinney. It's like the American version of the Haka, you know? Yeah, he literally... I heard Jets fly over and we're like, Rha! Intimid our enemies!

So true to the Patriot Haka. Just like threatening... Hey, Basie, remember these? Oh! They pulled the... PTSD Kingsen. They pulled the F-117 out for... It's like, we flew the Blackhawks in Minneapolis.

All the Somalis. Like, not again. Oh yeah, here we go. Just ice this game out. Just beautiful stuff. Ten extra minutes, whatever. Oh, oh, oh, all right. He didn't have to do anything. He just watched it.

This is the most he's had to do, like, all tournament. Really? Yeah, dude. The offense is so aggressive. And so... Whoa. Shut the game down. He nearly ate that, though.

We beat two countries. I think that's quite a... I think people need to point out, like, we are up against... It's two to one right now, you know? They have 22 players. It's not fair. all. Man, it's some great place.

You can't believe it. You can't believe it. You know, you know what city has the highest concentration of Bosnians in America? What? St. Louis, Missouri. Really? I have no idea why.

You know, I want to give some respect to Bosnia. I mean, they made it really far. It's a really, really good. Really good work. Finished third place and got out. Bosnia? Yeah. Get some in third?

The third place in the group, but since there's 48 teams, they got to advance a few third place. Right. So they're going to, they, what, They go to the losers bracket? Is that how it works? No, the only, like, loser bracket is the third place game, which makes sense. They're playing a third place game then?

Yeah, there's always, no, they're not. But, like, at the end of the tournament, whoever loses in the semifinals plays in the third place game. So they're out, out after this? Yeah, they go to Cancun after this. Is that because there's another game there or there's loose women? No, there's just where you go. Vacation. It's like, it's like infamously, like losing teams in American tournaments, just go to Cancun.

Do you get out at the salad bar with the newlyweds? With a salad bar? At the bar? At the bar? Or at the bar, yeah. Well, they're Muslims, so they probably won't be at the bar. Can we just, they should just call it. You know what I mean?

It is really weird that they're like, visibly white but Muslim. No, they should just call it. They should just be like, guys. Like, the American team should be like, guys, come on. We already know. Like, I, you know, I could go for a cheeseburger right about now. We don't believe. Do we really got to play another six minutes of this?

We don't believe in miracles. It's game's over. How brutal would be they did, like knock on wood. You had two, three goals in that. Be rough. Three goals in six minutes. Be soul crushing. Like the American goalie suffers a congenital heart failure just right there as the ball goes in.

He just collapses and they're like, well, yeah, that counts. Like the American players crash out like four when we get red cards. Lightning strikes the ground, but because of the Bosnian specific kind of Bosnian shoe, they're unaffected, but all the Americans go down. We have like metal studs. How many red cards could they possibly? Like if they got like three red cards could like. It's like five and then you have the forfeit.

Really? Yeah, what just happened before? Like massive brawls happened. They should end the game. You have to forfeit the next game. Happens a lot in Mexico, actually. You have to forfeit the next game, too, right? I don't know, maybe.

I like how when the ball goes out, all the players point at each other. It's like a Spider-Man meme. The Mexican soccer is the funniest thing. Because that happens often. We're like, they just end the game. They're wearing sombrero. Yeah, there's like shootings all the time. And then also, they have so many players on their rosters that there's players

with three-digit numbers. Look at this. You know, right now there's an Indian guy and a white guy and a Mexican guy all chanting USA together. Right? Right. That's the American dream. An H-1B recipient, an illegal immigrant, and an American. This guy is my favorite player, Giorina.

He's like textbook soccer mom drama, the last tournament. His dad accused the coach of domestic abuse because he wasn't getting enough playing time. Oh, man. He almost got fired over it. How much do these tickets cost to this game? A couple grand, right? Yeah. Have you seen the like the Balkan, like, football hooligans because those are like, they're the most insane ones.

They lock them in a cage, yeah. Yeah, but it's also like, you'll see them like light and flares and stuff like that. But they also rig ropes to the top of the stadium so they can pull out this giant stadiums. same sign. Yeah. And they put like politicians being hung and everything. And everything and shows you them like lining them up against the wall and shooting them and they just do it.

Because I mean, these guys are psychos. We go. We go. We go. Point out of three. Yeah. Yeah. They have like, they just have like full blown like army guys like lining the stadium.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not. Like, fake off in any moment. Call minutes. There's two balls. That's not fair.

Multi ball. Multi ball. Multi ball. The last five minutes of the game, they get two balls in the field. No, they throw like five. It's multi-balls. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. Both sides are running in opposite directions.

They're both off-sides. Yeah. It wouldn't jump. Multi-ball! You can trade a player for a ball. Oh, that'd be nice. That's a good idea. Well, this is really fitting.

Bosnia's one of their wingers. He was born and raised in America, but decided to play for Bosnia. He's a traitor, so I hope he feels this. He should be deported. He should be deported, too. I agree. He's from Wisconsin. And then he's like, oh, my parents are from Bosnia.

I'm going to play for Bosnia. Wow, great. Here we go. All right. Deport. Yeah. Like, soccer will radicalize you on, like, the fact that immigrants do not assimilate because, like, they were going through London and they were interviewing, like,

the fans that were, like, visibly of immigrant background, like, oh, are you supporting England? No, I'm supporting Ghana. Why about I support England? It's like, I don't know. Box was covering that. It was like a bunch of people in, it was somewhere in Europe. And they were, they were like, they were like,

Oh, yeah, no, no, we're French, and they were, like, cheering for Morocco. Yeah, it was Morocco, that's what it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Morocco. Nothing, like, nothing will dispel so many immigrationists more. And then also the fact that, like, cultural proximity matters because the Scottish fans came over. Everyone loved them. They're like, these guys are awesome.

They're like her cousins staying over at her house. Yeah. But, like, you know, when Indians come here, it's a little bit different reaction. And here's what people don't realize is that chicken ticamasa was invented in Scotland. It's true. Yeah. Well, allegedly, apparently people are starting to doubt that guy's Oh, really?

Oh, yeah. Indian restaurant in Glasgow claims to be the originator of chicken teakam masala, but apart a lot of people dispute it. Why? What's the real claim? I have no idea. The argument is that it was inspired by like Indian style cuisines but just made to be a fatty tomato thing. You should just take it, it's yours. I think it's ridiculous.

I'll love them have it. Well, what do you guys have, haggis? Yeah, well, that's, I think is like one thing I will give everybody is no one in history. in history, as ever said, oh, let's go to that great new Scottish restaurant. I know that we still eat, like, the planes are flying overhead, right? But we like it, we're poor, it's fine. Don't you guys just eat similarly to, like, the British?

Like, blood pudding, stuff like that? We'll be called black pudding. Black pudding. Yeah, but I like black pudding. I like Hagus. Well, I've heard that, like. Hagegis, he's like boil the meat in the stomach? Yeah, haggis is the heart, lungs and liver of a sheep

boiled in its own stomach. That sounds awesome. Framing it like that makes some people love. It's delicious. I love it. Sounds amazing. I mean, Oregon meets so good for you. I love hag.

I've heard that pregnant women like crave blood pudding because they're desperate for iron. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I love this, dude. Copious amounts of blood pudding. It's great. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like firm, like sausage, but not so hard.

I love black pudding. It's not the profile you would expect at all. And then you guys also have black and white pudding, right? White pudding's more of like a sweeter thing. It's made me like a sort of door with like raisins and currents and stuff like that. And I've tried it, it's not my jam. It's not that popular.

You're granite it. But you guys do like tomatoes, beans and mushrooms and all that too? Yeah, we do all that as well, yeah. What is that? Is that? We do tight scones. Can you explain them the fired roll? This blew my mind.

All Martin's rolls. Yeah. Yeah, it's basically a roll that's been burnt till it's black. But it's nice. It's really, really nice. Everyone's like, you've got to try it and they give us me. It's just a burnt roll. Like, what?

There's a theory that they just messed up a batch and decided how long by a new product. So, like, so. they could just shift them. That and Buckfast amazed me. One minute, guys, one minute. What's going to happen now? The refs going to call another 10 minutes? Isn't Bugfast just tonic wine

with like 100 milligrams of caffeine? There's a whole story about Buckfast. I was born and raised in what's called the Buckfast triangle. It's a real thing you can look it up, where it's something might almost 100% of global buckfast sales happen. And it's a small triangle, right? And it's also there's this statistic that says that 71% of violent crime in Scotland

involves Buckfast. That makes so much sense. You can Google that. It's got like 150 milligrams of caffeine. Yeah, we've got names for it. It's like banned in the US. Wreck the Huss juice juice. There you go, guys.

15 seconds, 15 seconds. The commotion lotion, the demonic tonic. There's all different kinds of names for it. Basically, it's like, you used to have the Buckfast challenge where people would try and down a bottle of Buckfast in one go. And I did that once for a dare, and I don't remember what happened.

I just stopped. I just gave up. No, we'll cup on us. Boom. Erica wins. It's time to go riot. Well done to the Patriots. This is going to be great. When's the next game?

I think next Thursday. Perfect. This means we are going into the 4th of July off the back of an incredible victory for the Americans. So we're going to be celebrating. I'm not literally going to riot. I'm not actually going to knock my garbage can over.

That'll make a mess. I'm not doing that. But it'll be fun to see the reaction. and everyone's going to be in online cheering. So it's great to hang out with you guys. We don't have an after show for you tonight. We're actually gearing up for the holiday, so everybody's taking off the next couple of days.

But we did pre-record some episodes, some interviews. Tomorrow night, we have Michael McCarthy, Irish Nationals talking about the issue of immigration in Europe and Ireland. I thought it was really awesome. Check it out. Friday is going to be a debate. Oh, boy.

A lot of just yelling. Just yelling. But if that's a jam, we'll have that up for you Friday night. It's going to be a lot of fun. Thank you so much for hanging out for this one more live show before we go to the holiday. You can follow me on X and Instagram at Timcast. Thank you.

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