Timcast IRL - Democrat Judge BLOCKS DEPORTATION Of Terrorist's Family, Trump Admin BAITED Democrats w/ Chrissie Mayr
Episode Date: June 5, 2025Tim, Phil, & Ian are joined by Chrissie Mayr to discuss a Democrat judge blocking the deportations of the Colorado terrorist's family, Trump signing a bombshell new travel ban, Dave Portnoy exploding ...on his employee for making Jewish jokes, and Trump saying Putin will seek revenge after Ukraine's drone attack. Hosts: Tim @Timcast (everywhere) Phil @PhilThatRemains (X) Ian @IanCrossland (everywhere) Serge @SergeDotCom (everywhere) Guest: Chrissie Mayr @ChrissieMayr (X)
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He said adequate. And he thought that the Trump administration citing a terror attack and challenging the issue of national security, he thought that wasn't adequate. But I think that
this is the Trump administration baiting the Democratic Party. This is a guy who is on camera.
There's new video footage that has emerged of him whipping a Molotov at a bunch of peaceful protesters. He catches himself on fire. We watch it happen. He's got a family here. Apparently, he was waiting until his last child graduated so he could make this attack. He'd been planning it for a long time. And the question is, does his family pose a national security threat? And I think the answer is yes. Look, they're here in a visa. Their visa could be revoked for any reason. And I don't think it makes sense if a terrorist attacks a bunch of peaceful in this country, their wing of influence defending this guy's family.
I wonder if that was Trump's intention.
We had another interesting story as it pertains to this.
Dave Portnoy being interviewed by one of his employees, hosts, whatever, gets into a screaming match where he says you cannot make jokes about Jews and even tells the guy, why don't you quit?
Because you work for me and insults the guy, why don't you quit? Because you work for me
and insults the guy. Things are getting pretty damn crazy. A lot of news today, my friends.
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is vowing retaliation
for the strike
on his nuclear fleet.
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anti-communist and a counter-revolutionary let's get into it here's a story from the daily mail
colorado firebomb terror attack judge blocked deportation of the terror suspect's family. Now, I'd just like to
point out, I think we are well beyond the suspect point. There is video of him throwing the Molotov,
burning himself, and then you can subsequently see the burns on his face.
He's then standing there screaming at people while holding the Molotov cocktails, I think it's fair to say he did it.
So the attacker. Check this out. A Biden-era judge in Colorado has temporarily blocked the
Trump admin from deporting the wife and five children of the firebomb attacker. They put
suspect. I wouldn't say that. Muhammad Sabri Salman, 45, allegedly, what is it? He literally
injured 12 people aged between 52 and 80.
Look, okay, I just want to stress this.
Fox News had the video this morning.
It's been all over the internet.
You can see him throwing the Molotovs
and then standing there screaming
while holding them.
I don't think we need to play this game anymore
unless, of course,
this guy's got a different name
and they use the wrong name.
I don't know.
Or it's a deep fake.
Yes, based on the information released, he's the attacker. the attacker it's not alleged okay 12 people between 52 and 88 at this demonstration
they're going to say the family earned temporary reprieve on wednesday when biden appointed u.s
district court judge gordon gallagher said deporting them without adequate process could
cause irreparable harm and there it is What kind of district judge Democrat appointed exactly as we predicted.
I mean, it's constant now.
It's almost a guarantee that whatever the administration does, some judge somewhere
is going to stick their nose in and say, no, you can't do that.
It's the resistance.
Wow.
Yeah.
I mean, and it's it's also stymieing the will of the people.
Right. This is something we talk about here. Yeah, I mean, and it's also stymieing the will of the people, right?
This is something we talk about here.
It is clear that one of the major reasons that Donald Trump was elected was because of illegal immigration.
And it wasn't just to fix what was going on at the border.
66% of the American people believe that we should be deporting people. If you're going to stand up and defend a dude's family
who had just committed a terrorist attack,
you're going to screw more Democrats worse than they are.
Who do you think was buying Molotov cocktail ingredients at the store?
Probably the wife and daughter.
And he was playing this for a year.
And he said because of his immigration status,
he couldn't get actual weapons.
So that's why he
made these and and again it's their visas these people aren't here they're not permanent residents
or but even if they are they're here on visas visas don't need the same kind of like you don't
need to be found guilty in a court of law to get sent the state department has the right to revoke
visas for any reason at their own discretion and I'm sure they're going to say national security.
This is the family of a known terrorist.
Not only are they a potential national security threat, but they're not going to be safe here either.
For the sake of stability, just send them out.
Was that breaking news just happened?
We'll pull that one up.
Oh, look, it literally just popped up on the screen right now.
Yeah, exactly.
We'll grab that one next. Wow, from 19. Oh just popped up on the screen right now. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. We'll grab that one next.
Wow, from 19.
Oh, good.
Travel ban.
Trump travel ban we're looking at.
Trump travel ban.
We'll jump to that next.
Yeah, but regarding this one, is the family, you said they're here on visas?
Yeah.
They're all here legally on visas, and he's also here legally on them.
Oh, we don't know if it's legal.
He was here illegally.
Oh, he was.
He overstayed his visa and then petitioned the Biden administration, and they gave him
some kind of temporary reprieve okay the youngest daughter like what just
graduated high school yeah he was waiting so she's probably you know i mean he probably got his
family out of you know egypt 10 years ago or whatever is because that's when there was all
the chaos in the middle in egypt so while she's throwing her cap in the air at graduation he's
throwing the malta exactly did they why would the family get deported?
I don't understand this.
Why?
Because he's a terrorist and because it's probably,
they probably share the sentiment.
They're terrorist adjacent.
But if like someone does something that's terrorist
and they're like, do you deport their cousin too
who lives like down the block?
Yeah, why not?
They're on visas.
Who's also on a visa?
Because they're on visas.
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I say yes.
Anybody related to a guy that did a contract?
If they're on a visa.
Oh, guilt by associations.
No.
It works, though. It doesn't matter. It doesn accident? If they're on a visa. Oh, guilt by associations. No, that's... It works, though.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
They're on visas.
They're guests.
And you don't...
We're not obligated
to just let whoever wants
to come into the United States
come into the United States.
Like, we're not.
Or to let them stay.
Yeah, you're not.
Gotta go.
Goodbye.
Again, these people aren't...
These people aren't citizens. I'm not saying we should do anything to American citizens. But if you're not gotta go goodbye again these people aren't these people aren't citizens i'm
not saying we should do anything to american citizens but if you're on a visa and you do
this kind of stuff you break our laws your family should go as well yes see you later we don't need
to have being here's a privilege yeah being here but it's just general national national security
threats this guy committed a terror attack his family is here
they are at risk they are also potential national security risk there's just no argument it's like
okay it's gonna be better off for everybody if we just send them back home you want to keep the
family together anyway i mean you don't want to say exactly keep the family together send them
all back home keep each other company you can all sit together. In Egypt. Yeah.
Is that not what you were saying?
No, I am saying it's better.
Splitting them in half is not a good way to do it, but sometimes it's the only way to do it.
If the father does some crime, you throw him in jail.
You're like, sorry, we've got to split up the family.
The criminal has to go to jail.
For them just to know the guy, or the kids?
The kids?
I think the move was clearly
get Democrats to defend the terrorists
in some way.
To make them look even worse.
And now they have no choice.
A district judge is allowing them to stay.
So all of your liberal pundits
are either going to say nothing
and ignore the story
because there's no easy out
or they'll walk right into the trap
and say,
it's a good thing that these people
are allowed to stay.
And then Trump's going to come out and say, now they're defending the terrorist and his
family.
Yeah, this guy, he did he kill people?
The firebombs?
Did they kill?
No.
Interestingly, it was reported that he was charged with murder, but then the reports
changed.
That was attempted murder.
So they didn't release initially the reports on the condition of the victims, but they
said it was reported far and wide, all over the place,
it was being charged with murder.
Then later they said it actually attempted murder,
so I don't know what they got wrong.
I think as he threw them,
he yelled out something like,
unalive all Zionists or something like that.
That would be in character, I think.
Yeah.
I don't know exactly what he said,
but it sounds like the kind of thing
that he would say,
considering some of the other things that he said.
The video that he made of himself, you know, denouncing Israel and talking about.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. He had he made a video. He had a letter, a hidden letter for his family or something.
And he specifically said it was, you know, he was engaging in jihad.
So, like, you can say that it's about anti-Semitism, but it's not just about anti-Semitism.
Does he have a TikTok? Where were the videos posted? I think he might have a tiktok i'm not sure to be honest with you
um but there was a reporting on it i saw it on um daily mail i believe but yeah i mean so he's
he's made it clear what his motivation was what um is this set of precedent for someone that's
just here illegally but their family's all here on visas but the guy who happens to have overstayed his visa gets deported.
So we deport the whole family, even though it wasn't a violent crime.
A lot.
I'm wondering if that's going to happen.
You put that you put your family in jeopardy when you do dumb stuff like that.
I mean, you it's a good thing.
But civilly, you don't.
If you commit a crime, your family doesn't go to jail for it.
If you're a citizen.
No, but you're the visas are all conditional.
And I think it is good that we say,
hey, we're letting you guys come here as a family.
Here are your visas.
But if someone in your family commits any kind of criminal offense,
we are under no obligation to let you stay here.
There are two reasons why it's good.
One, it shrinks the total number of people
that are here on visas.
And two, it makes other people aware that look if you commit a terrorist act then we're gonna send not
just you but your whole family's going back to the old country motivate you and that should deter
people to not do it it will but at what cost like at the car. Again, this isn't like some slippery slope.
You're violating the rights of Americans.
These people are guests,
and not everyone gets to be an American.
So don't think of it like we're, you know,
it's not like taking them to a CIA black site.
You're sending them back to their country.
I keep thinking, actually, for some reason today,
I was thinking about how the USSR
would target people's families pretty religiously.
If you did anything wrong, your family's going.
North Korea doesn't know.
This isn't targeting their families.
This is.
No, it's targeting them.
What?
Same thing.
Removing visas of people here who are here conditionally.
Yeah.
I know, but it's targeting the family of this violent criminal.
A wise woman once said, ain't nobody got time for that.
Okay.
I'm on.
I just, I'm sick of this reality where it's like we as Americans are deferential to non-citizens.
Look, I literally wouldn't, if you came to me and said, did you hear the story?
Marco Rubio removed the visa of some guy because, you know, he thought the guy's politics were bad.
I'd be like, oh.
So the guy who was appointed, confirmed by the Senate through a popular vote election, said that this guy, for some reason, he's decided unilaterally that he shouldn't have a visa anymore.
I don't care.
I don't get this.
We have to let people come here. It makes no sense. sense yeah sounds like a lot of thought went into it and there was
good reason for it and yeah being in this country is a privilege and like there's there's just so
many people here that are uh obeying the laws that on their visas why should that's not you know that
doesn't set a good example for the people that are here on visas that are not causing trouble not
doing crimes so the whole send us you're tired tired, you're sick, you're hungry, you're poor.
We're done with that.
We are.
We've been doing that for too many years.
I think you're right.
That's exactly the point I was going to make is that made a lot of sense when we were a
growing country that needed immigration to build up our populace.
We don't need that anymore.
It's cyber warfare.
And people were not coming to America to do crime.
They actually wanted to create a family, build themselves up, have a legacy.
It wasn't like now where the illegals come, they send all their money back home or they like throw Molotov cocktails at people.
Digital money transfer. Like, yeah, digital money transfer didn't exist in 1790.
Remittances, they call that, right? Is that remittances? Yeah.
Which I mean, that's obviously not good for America, but like just having so many people here that are here illegally just for the census, just for the way that it turns into representatives in Congress.
That alone is reason enough to send people back.
We have to send people back.
So these people are just as good as anyone else because we want to totally reduce the number of the illegal Americans.
If we could send back 20 million,
I would want to send back 20 million.
I don't care about their individual stories.
We got breaking news.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Trump signs bombshell travel ban
restricting people from 19 countries
from entering the U.S.
Holy smokes,
this story dropped literally like 20 minutes ago.
President Trump is banning visitors
from 12 countries from entering
the U.S. and partially restricting access from seven other nations. The move first reported by
CBS on Wednesday evening is the latest in Trump's efforts to secure America's borders. Afghanistan,
Chad, Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya, Myanmar, Somalia, Sudan, and Yemen
will be barred from entering the United States under the new
proclamation. Further to that ban, citizens of Burundi, Cuba, Laos, Sierra Leone, Togo,
Turkmenistan and Venezuela will be partially restricted from traveling. White House Deputy
Press Secretary Abigail Jackson confirmed the report on Wednesday evening, writing an ex,
President Trump is fulfilling his promise to protect Americans from dangerous foreign actors
that want to come to our country and cause us harm. These common sense restrictions are country specific and
include places that lack proper vetting, exhibit high visa overstay rates, or fail to share identity
and threat information. President Trump will always act in the best interest of the American
people and their safety. And my response? Good. Yes. I don't care all that much. No, not Equatorial Guinea.
I've never even heard of Eritrea.
Is that a new one?
No.
No.
Eritrea is in Eastern Africa.
It sounds like an STD.
It's a despotic nightmare of a country.
And, yeah, Serge knows all about it.
He's nodding.
I had done research into it because one of the stories I'd been working on with Vice
was trying to sneak break our way into Eritrea because they call it like the North Korea of Africa.
Wow.
Yeah.
There you go.
Cuba's a good, interesting one.
Yeah.
Maybe that's like a stop off point for people that are or literally a communist country.
And that's why they get their.
That one's interesting.
I don't know anything about the politics of Togo.
So never heard of it.
I can't.
I can't even can't even front on that.
I like that song.
Togolese Republic of West Africa.
Africa, that's a good song.
They call it the slave coast.
Wow.
A lot of the countries that I think a lot of the countries that are listed, the African ones, there's a couple Western African ones there, right?
Yeah, Togo.
Sierra Leone.
Yeah, I mean
I've heard
that there's a lot of problems
with Al-Qaeda
people in Western Africa
nowadays. I just literally don't care.
Don't care. Literally do not.
I don't care if they're staying over there at all.
Libya and Afghanistan. There you go. Literally do not. I don't care if they're staying over there at all. Libya and Afghanistan.
There you go.
Two countries we obliterated.
Yeah.
How many of you are familiar with Cote d'Ivoire?
A negative.
You realize that most of the people that were fighting in the Libyan civil war weren't very
aware of America's involvement or even NATO's involvement?
Oh, no, I didn't.
Yeah, they don't think of it as the United States destroyed Libya.
They think that they had a civil war, and they thought they won the civil war.
The USAID was funding somehow.
That's true, but they don't.
Hillary Clinton's emails showed that Sidney Blumenthal was running guns through Osprey Global Solutions.
Yes, that's all true, and I'm not saying that it's not.
But the people that were fighting in Libyaa they don't think that the support did
did like did it for them it was them they believe that they're the ones that did it
they really personalized just like the the mujahideen in afghanistan they believed that
they ran the the soviets out even though if the united states wasn't giving them stinger missiles
the soviets would have continued to just send gun runs of helicopters
through, you know,
Afghan...
What's that country? Côte d'Ivoire.
Côte d'Ivoire. What's the actual country?
Ivory Coast? Yes. There it is.
They chose the French.
Make it sound fancier.
I mean, so it is actually
known as that, but it's kind of funny because it's Google Earth
and we call it the Ivory Coast.
That's why I was like, why is it French?
I think it's French.
It could be Portuguese.
Yeah.
It's French.
Côte d'Ivoire.
Yeah, I figured.
Côte d'Ivoire.
Look at this very thin nation of Togo.
Togo?
You're not allowed in America anymore.
Look, if Trump was like, Tuvalu, can't come here.
I'd be like, okay.
I don't know why there's an assumption
that anyone from anywhere
is welcome to come to this country.
Right.
Like, by all means, apply.
Go through a legal process.
And if Trump says no, I'll go, okay.
Whatever.
I ain't crying about it.
You can take a pause for 20 years.
Oh, no.
Like, we're good.
Equatorial Guinea.
No.
Where will we get our equatorial guinea pigs from?
We'll have to go north or south. I don't
know if they ever came from there.
Where did they come from then?
South America. If things were more stable here.
And it's not like we're living in instability, but
massive debt, civil
unrest, or at least people complaining
about civil unrest. I think
then maybe this would be ridiculous, but
in these times, it doesn't seem like
that ridiculous. Here's Burundi.
It's just, okay,
I guess. You know, is this a big
ask? Because some of these countries don't seem to matter
all that much in the grand scheme of things.
No. Like, do we have a problem
with Burundi-ees?
Burundians.
Burundians. Allergic to
telling people that they're not allowed to come to the United States.
Just not right now.
Like, we've had enough time of anywhere from anywhere can come.
They've had whatever they want for four years.
That's Eritrea.
Yeah, the issue of Eritrea is very obvious, in fact.
Eritrea is on the Red Sea.
Oh, yeah.
Just massive government corruption and scandal and bribery trying to control the country.
Yeah, and they've probably got rebel operations.
Houthis probably are working there in some
capacity that the U.S. doesn't like.
There's militias.
Dijabuti.
Always a big fan of Dijabuti.
The DRC.
What's DRC?
Democratic Republic of Congo.
It's a big jungle. Look at that.
That's where they got those big gorillas.
Remember that movie?
Congo?
Yeah.
Where those gorillas were just killing people before computer graphics were good.
Before CGI.
Where are King Kong's from, too?
Oh, yeah.
No more.
The Congo.
Is he from the Congo?
I think so.
Oh.
Deep, darkest Africa.
That's what they're talking about.
Zimbabwe.
There's a great song called The Bongobong.
You guys know that?
The Bongobong. What are they going to called The Bongo Bong. You guys know that? The Bongo Bong.
What are they going to...
Manu Chao.
What are they going to rename South Africa to after they win?
Maybe just Africa.
New Africa?
Yeah.
Yeah, New Africa.
I don't know.
United States of Africa.
You know they're going to call it Wakanda.
Wakanda?
They're going to call it Wakanda.
You know what's funny is that Wakanda is a real place in Illinois.
Is it really?
What?
Yeah. Really? Yes. Oh, Chicago. There's a suburb called Wakanda? You know what's funny is that Wakanda's a real place in Illinois. Is it really? What? Yeah.
Really?
Yes.
Oh, Chicago.
There's a suburb called Wakanda.
Oh, really?
No, it's W-A-C-A-U, you know, not-
Native American.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, so it was always really funny when people were like, Wakanda forever, and we were just
like, people from Chicago were like, okay.
We're here.
Yeah, I guess.
What's the demographic?
Where's the vibranium at?
I don't know.
Let me look it up.
Where's the vibranium? It's down. It's Let me look it up. Where's the vibranium?
It's down.
It's under.
So no Ghana.
That means no more Ghana-ria.
That's a wrong-
Oh, I spelled it wrong.
It's W-A-U-C-O.
I don't understand.
I mean, obviously-
Here you go.
This came up in the Kyle Rittenhouse thing.
Wakanda?
Wakunda.
Wakunda.
Yep.
How many people live there?
That's so funny.
There's 23,000 people there, you know, living in Wakanda.
There are not Wakanda Forever shirts being sold in that town.
They're really missing out.
You should definitely make them and sell them.
To be fair, they probably are missing out.
That was like right on the border of Illinois and Indiana, isn't it?
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Outrage.
Oh, Jasmine Crockett or AOC or... They're a little slow with it.
Let's see what Krasenstein's got going on.
Oh, yeah.
He didn't say anything.
I wonder if anybody...
Oh, okay.
No, he asked a question.
Here you go.
Brian.
Brian. He says, Trump just issued a travel. Here you go. Or that. Brian. Brian.
He says, Trump just issued a travel ban for 12 nations.
What do you notice?
Afghanistan, Burma, Chad, Republic of Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya,
Somalia, Sudan, Yemen.
What?
What do you notice?
I don't know.
Ban for these 12 nations.
Let me know what you notice.
What?
Afghanistan, Burma, Chad, Republic of Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
People take photos outside.
Yeah, that's a common.
Libya, Somalia, Yemen, and Sudan.
Yeah, I've seen all these people looting a target.
Is he saying that Persians are black?
Yeah, he's insinuating the racism card right now.
It's just, oh, brown people.
They're all brown people.
Well, I mean, most of the world is brown people.
Yeah.
I know.
Between India and all the countries in Africa, that's like well into most of the world.
What do you notice?
Melatonin.
Someone said Muslim banning.
It was Muslim and African.
What are we talking about?
What are we supposed to notice?
Haiti?
Oh, for sure he's saying they're black.
Yeah, they're just countries. What he wants you to notice is that
you're racist and you should feel terrible about it.
That's what he wants you to notice. Like, are you
actually, Brian, I'm asking you legit, are you
insinuating that Trump's doing this because he's racist?
Yes, of course he is. No, no, no, honestly.
I gotta know, bro. That's weird. I mean,
maybe, but I think he may just
be saying that so that
people, okay, let me try this.
This is a tip for all the boys out there.
Chrissy knows this one.
You never go to a woman and say, here's where we're going to dinner.
You say, guess where we're going to dinner tonight.
And then when she goes, is it Luigi's?
You go, yup.
He goes, oh, I wanted to go to Luigi's.
Is it Taco Bell?
You just agree to whatever she says, and then she gets it right,
and then that way you've decided, but it's actually something she thought of.
That's what he's doing here.
He's like, what do you notice?
And someone's going to be like, Trump's racist.
Yes.
Someone else is going to be like, he doesn't like Muslims.
Correct.
Sure, why not?
Because he may not be insinuating anything. It's Schrodinger's fascist. Yep. It's whatever you want going to be like, he doesn't like Muslims. Correct. Sure, why not? Because he may not be insinuating anything.
It's Schrodinger's fascist.
Yep.
It's whatever you want him to be.
Well, there were 19 countries, and Cuba was one of them,
so I don't think it was like a black person attack.
But Cubans are black in spirit.
They are Melatonian.
That's right.
Melatonian.
Melatonian spirit.
Exposed to the sun. Island people.
So they, you know, I mean, I like the idea of tropical islands personally.
Melanin.
I said melatonin.
It's melanin that makes skin darker.
Melatonin.
Melatonin that makes you fall asleep.
They've got to change those words so that they're not so similar.
Sorry.
No, they don't have to change that.
Maybe I've just got to pay more attention. You know, it's a distinction that probably, so similar. Sorry. No, they don't have to change that. Maybe I just gotta pay more attention.
It's a distinction that probably
I need some melanin in my life, man.
I need melanin before I can fall
asleep, if you know what I mean.
I was walking around outside
today, so I got a little sun, but I don't think that really
affects the melanin level in your skin.
It just darkens your skin.
Really? I don't think you get more
melanin when you get a tan.
Let's see what David Pakman has to say.
Yeah.
He said, what do we have here?
I'm preparing to leave the country.
Oh, good.
1.5 million views.
Oh, good.
Today?
It's last week.
Go live with Ellen.
Pakman.
Oh, man.
It's last week. Go live with Ellen. Heck, man. Oh, man. It's so ridiculous.
But, I mean, again, we need to reduce the number of people that are in the United States,
especially people that are here illegally.
I got to be honest.
I'm close to being over it.
What more needs to be said?
Like, nothing is happening.
Trump is not doing anything like
I could literally watching, I don't know, Somalian soccer matches right now
and just eating a McDonald's cheeseburger because this is, this is whatever, right?
Trump is doing a thing. What's the argument for it?
When you look to liberals and Democrats, they're just vomiting on themselves.
Like, you pull up the Krasensteins and they have no commentary on it.
It's just, what did you notice?
They cry, oh, you're breaking up families.
Oh, people are getting sent away for nothing.
It's just a...
That's acceptable.
It's bullshit, everything they say.
I'm just...
My point is,
there's no argument from the left anymore at all.
That's where I'm at.
I'm like, okay, I want to change the world.
I want to make the world a better place.
And I think that politics is just...
That's not the way to do it.
Not for me,
but I think either economics,
obviously politics is like a geeky...
You'd have to get a haircut for being in politics.
I've been told that a lot the last couple weeks, Chrissy.
I'm saying to be in politics. But like art,
yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not going to. Well, maybe not.
Look at Scott Pressler.
And so
we won. I mean, I voted for Trump.
Trump won. We got it.
Why complain now? Now we have the chance
to change the culture and they're not going to stop us.
Like the complaints that we have are
internal debates. Like right now it's the Trump big, beautiful bill.
And I lean in favor of Trump on this one
because you're looking at status quo omnibus stuff,
which is bad,
or Trump not being able to fulfill his agenda.
And there are a lot of good things in it,
like I want to buy suppressors.
But it sucks, I get it.
And that's kind of the debate right now.
You've got a handful of holdouts, but trump's probably going to win this one but my point is there's like it's
democrats don't exist anymore it's just that they don't matter i i'm i'm hoping that in the next
few months this can be solidified but if the liberal response is oh oh, Trump shouldn't, because what do you think?
It's like, they don't even have a complaint anymore.
Yeah. And David
Pacman's going to leave the country.
Good.
He can post YouTube videos from wherever.
I was in Toronto for three days. My clickbait
title worked. Like, that's his version of, I'm just
joking, but maybe.
Actually, can I show you another example?
Like, here's another
video completely disoriented trump visibly confused got half a million views i know i pick on the guy
kind of a lot but that's the point there's nothing left for them to complain about trump's approval
rating is 50 50 let me just look at trump's he's disoriented trump's approval rating is good
it's just i think the culture war is largely over. We win. For now, because remember,
part of the reason why we're in this,
we got into the woke mess that we did
is because the right had lost the culture war,
the left had won,
and really had just, you know,
carte blanche to kind of shape society
the way they, however they thought was appropriate.
I feel like we won a local battle of the culture war,
kind of like if you, okay,
I play this video game called Genghis Khan
on the Sega Genesis.
You start off in just Taimou Jin's original territory and you want to conquer all the little provinces then when you do it it goes to the big world and now
you have an entire world so we won our local culture war we've unified essentially the united
states in a lot of ways and but the rest of the world's still coming at us still at it like the
chinese want to infiltrate our subsystem, you know, our,
sorry to interrupt you.
No,
I was,
well,
I was interrupting you,
but I was going to say,
I suppose the question is then maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way.
If homeboy can get millions of followers on nonsense videos that mean nothing.
And people on the right are kind of sitting back being like,
we good and not really paying attention anymore.
Then that's,
that's when the Democrats get their resurgence.
Not triggered by it.
Yeah.
They don't need anything to motivate them.
It's just pure hatred of Trump.
They're deeply entrenched and watching these
insane videos. The reason
I highlighted that video is there's no subject to it.
It's just literally like, he may as well
have time. It's our duty to create a
world that people want to be in so that it
continues this way, I think. Donald Trump goes on
Mount Rushmore, they should actually
put a golden statue
or a golden face of him,
so that way it's like the four,
and then he's like the golden tooth on Mount Rushmore.
There's just one big golden head.
It's about, what is this?
The stream?
The stream is down.
Our stream is not down.
There's Fs in the chat.
Well, we're still rolling.
Okay. Oh, the audio? They're in the chat. Well, we're still rolling. Okay.
Oh, the audio.
They're not getting audio.
Oh, we're back.
Okay, they're back.
That's YouTube.
That's YouTube.
Welcome back.
All right.
Yep.
Did it happen on Rumble?
Nope.
Oh.
Guess what, guys?
If you're watching on Rumble, there's apparently no issue.
And if you're watching on YouTube, the audio dropped out.
Yeah, I guess audio dropped. It's been straight on Rumble all the time
I don't know that's crazy yeah sorry YouTube no audio that's so weird people
are saying F the audio is in and out mm-hmm yeah people on Rumble are saying
there's literally no issue yeah hey guys sorry it looks perfect for me I don't
know what to tell you it Yeah, I am sitting here.
I have two monitors, and I'm monitoring the stream in every capacity, bit rate.
Yeah, nothing's happened.
It's been the same, so sorry, guys.
Look at that.
Hey, there's big news.
Audio's back, Talon says.
What were you saying, Tim?
You were about to say something cool.
I was making so many smart points.
It's so bad that you guys missed all that.
No, you explained the equation.
Something weird's going on, too. We just jumped
a huge spike in viewers as well.
Very weird.
I didn't even have to take a boob out.
I was going to say, like,
we talked about these liberals
and how all their videos are just
a screenshot of Donald Trump and it says something
stupid like, angry
Trump farts in public or something
and then it's just, it's not at all true and then it's just it's not at all
true and then it just it's just them ranting and then i like i went through our videos for like
irl and it's just basically the news like whatever the news was oh it's often trump you know but
sometimes it's not i'm just wondering if you guys think that these people how do they feel about
themselves you know yeah it's like they're being put in a straitjacket,
put in a wheelbarrow, and just being, like, carted off.
Like, ah, to the loony bin.
It's like, bye.
They're just not making sense anymore.
Everyone's like, all right.
But, I mean, like, do you think David Pakman wakes up
and then cries a little bit
and then starts making another video for the day
about some nonsense about Trump that makes no sense?
Yeah, it's like they just lost on so many levels,
and they have to really seriously regroup. Who do they have to
lead the party? Jasmine Crockett?
No, no. I'm saying like
Brian
Tyler Cohen and David Pakman literally only make
videos where it's a screenshot of Trump and then
it says Trump looks crazy.
And they make 17 versions of
it every day. There's no
story. There's nothing there. And I'm
wondering if like if because if i
would i would feel i'd quit i would i would i just quit i'd be like i would rather live in a van down
by the river it's like a self-loathing that comes along with promoting art you don't believe in as
an actor as a model like it is a pretty dirty feeling if they know like about if david packman
understands the liberal economic order if he truly understands it i feel like he's going to wake up
and be angry at himself but if he doesn't get it he's probably just living in blissful ignorance
yeah they don't have anything i mean look i there is a an ebb and flow to the political
you know content game and i think that they most of them probably understand that now is a bad time
to be a democrat obviously not only have they, but they don't have anybody that's really kind of carrying the flag and saying this is where we're going to go as a party.
The the far left has really, you up with some kind of answer for,
or else they're going to be painted rightly as pro these terror acts by the Republicans.
Let's jump to this next story.
We got a tweet.
I don't know who this guy is who tweeted this, but it's a crazy clip where David Portnoy was arguing with one of his employees.
Portnoy turns red with rage and screams, how many MFing Jews have to be killed before you stop?
An insane meltdown after threatening an employee's job
for suggesting Jew jokes shouldn't result in prison time.
So here's the clip.
It's pretty wild.
If you just want me to kick him out and not mention it,
not care that this kid is anti-Semitic, shut up.
If you just want me to ignore it.
Don't tell me to shut up.
Shut the fuck up, you bald fuck.
Okay, go ahead.
How's that?
Oh, it's killer.
I'll never recover from that, Dave.
Go ahead, continue.
I'll never recover.
Well, you're the one who's like, oh, big boss man.
Don't tell.
I'll tell you, you work for me.
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Okay, go ahead. Continue.
You little bitch. You work for me.
Sure, you bet. For now. Continue.
For now, quit. I don't care. I'll save you 500 grand.
Is this a show or not a show?
Like, is this a show or not a show?
Like, we can't have a conversation?
You're an idiot.
Okay, continue.
You're literally saying people should be allowed to make chew jokes, say whatever they want, right fucking now. Yes, I saying people should be allowed to make two jokes
say whatever they want right fucking now that's i think people should be allowed to make jokes so
how many motherfucking jews have to be killed before you stop stop what if you just want me to
what i will say right off the bat is you know if i ever worked at a company and the dude who ran
the company said that to me i'd be like okay i quit bye like hey clearly you're happy i ever worked at a company and the dude who ran the company said that to me i'd be
like okay i quit bye like hey clearly you're happy i'm happy he said quit what do i care it's like
okay that would be a big balls move adios yeah i mean i don't know i think there's a lot of people
who approach their work relationship as if like the way dave wants them to view him like he's
the boss and he can do whatever he wants
and you better get on your fucking knees.
Nah, you shouldn't work for a boss like that.
But he's making 500K a year.
Is that what he said in the video?
Yeah, he said, I'll save.
Yeah, I'll save 500,000.
He says, fine, quit, I'll save 500,000.
Can't have a conversation?
You're an idiot.
Okay, he's breaking more than that.
You're literally saying people show?
For now, quit, I don't care. I'll save 500 grand. you're an idiot okay you're literally saying before this yeah i agree with that i know i think
for now quit i don't care i'll save 500 grand okay i'll save 500 grand i like dave because
i like him that he's very charismatic and throws money at people like i've always
appreciated that about him like he was actually saying live he his ex-wife still has access to
his bank account and he just wow he's like i trust her she's my friend i trust her but like i don't
know if she's married to someone new if she is he still gonna let her have access to his bank account and he just wow he's like i trust her she's my friend i trust her but like i don't know if she's married to someone new if she is he still gonna let her have access
to his bank account if she gets married i don't only to buy pizzas and like he she's never betrayed
him so maybe if she took 98 of his money he'd he'd take her access away and sue her i don't know
but then you see this side of him where he doesn't have it together dave like well here's a picture
myself telling him this and him being like, who the fuck are you?
You're fucking nobody.
And I'm like,
jeez, like this kind of guy,
you know?
You know what it is?
I'll tell you what it is.
Dave had a club.
Someone who worked there
held up a sign saying,
F the Jews.
He got roasted for it.
It probably put his contracts
in jeopardy.
He probably had a bunch
of advertisers being like,
dude, we don't know or care whatever
this is about. We just don't want it to bleed onto us. And so he's got a big headache because
some stupid low-level nobody server or whatever at a club is now putting multi-million dollar
contracts in question. So he's on high alert. He then comes out trying to do damage control,
being like, it's really bad. You shouldn't say this about Jews. This is how cancel culture happens.
Now, the question of jokes about Jews comes up and he has to double down.
The reason why he's so angry is because he's what he's I'll tell you what he's actually angry about.
He's angry about how he's like, I don't want to be involved in whatever this stuff is that is damaging my business.
He can't say that so when
it's like can we make jokes he's like no he's mad because he's the guy he's the boss and he's
taking a lot of heat over all of this Jew joke stuff that's why he's gonna be he's gonna scream
at people and tell him to quit and he has to go the righteous route of like how many have to die
it's the only route to go what's he gonna bottom line imagine if he said how many have to die. It's the only route to go. Really, it's a bottom line. Imagine if he said,
how many contracts do I got to lose
because you dumbasses want to make these jokes?
I'd respect him more if he said that.
Yeah.
If he came out and said,
your stupid jokes cause companies we work with
not want to work with us,
so I'll fire you right now
before I lose that contract,
I'd be like,
I mean, okay, I get it.
That's a different story.
That's pure business,
understandable at least.
I understand that more than, oh, you can never make jokes.
Yeah, like trying to tell someone to shut up because you're paying them is horrible.
In the age of internet video where you're having shows, telling your host of your show to shut up.
Talk about self-sabotage.
Dude, who's the guy on the right?
What's his name?
He's a Dan Bongino stunt double.
We should find out. This guy, Laconia? What's the guy's the right? What's his name? He's a Dan Bongino stunt double. We should find out.
This guy, Laconia?
Remote that mother.
What's the guy's name?
I don't know.
All I know is.
Brock would know.
I think he should have quit on the spot.
Like taken the heat of the moment.
That would be cool.
Used while the iron was hot.
Strike while the iron was super hot.
No, not even.
Just maintain a little bit of dignity.
Dignity.
But homeboy, if 500K is all it takes to get you to drop to your knees, then that's fine
too, I guess.
It's a lot of money.
He's got that mortgage payment.
There's a lot of people who are probably going to be like Dave Portnoy.
Look, post to the chat.
Let's see.
Post to one if you would take $500,000 to let Dave Portnoy yell at you like that.
Post to two if you wouldn't do it.
I bet a lot of people would say,
hell yeah. Like, Portnoy can
give me a spanking for half a million dollars.
I'm going to yell that for a lot less. Yeah, right?
So,
you know, I get why the dude's not going to walk
off if he's getting paid $500,000 a year.
Yeah, but he did say... $41,000 a month.
Yeah, and especially the
abrupt loss of that would be the rudest
part of it. You know, that's crazy to me, that kind
of money.
You don't got to do anything anymore.
Life changing. Wow. Just invest.
What? You don't got to do
that either. Maybe he's got kids in private school
though. Maybe he's like, you know. He's got an
expensive New York condo or something, wherever he's based
out of. All these razors to shave
his head. I don't know. I've quit a lot
of jobs for less.
You have scruples. There's something very freeing about walking out of? All these razors to shave his head. I don't know. I've quit a lot of jobs for less. You have scruples.
There's something very freeing about walking out of an abusive
relationship.
I don't know. I mean, my view of things
was always more like
a trade deal, not an employment thing.
So when I got a job at a company, I wasn't
looking at it like, I work
for you, please. Please don't hurt me.
I looked at it like, I'll do this for you, please don't hurt me. I looked at it like,
I'll do this for you in exchange for that. And then if you got, so like, if they said you work for me, I'll be like, no, you work for me. And I'll explain why. If I was his host, I'd be like,
Dave, no, you work for me. This is what you do. I have a show. I have a show. I have a show.
You run the ads for it and then send me the money that pays for my life so I can continue to do that show.
You are the one who's running the business side of things for me so I can have a show.
Now, if at any point you and I have a mutual disagreement on how that business should operate, either of us can sever.
I started looking at another massive breaking news.
I don't know how big it is.
President Trump orders AG Pambandi to launch a full investigation into Biden Autopen scandal.
That's all.
Any cover ups related to his health.
I believe that was
yesterday or the day before.
With jobs
and employees and stuff, I started taking on the mindset
of I'm working with
the owner. Not for.
Yeah, not for you. I'm working
with you to make this company great. We're both going to
get paid, even if you own 100% of it.
We're still working together to make this great and that's and then i became very i started to become
friends with the ownership when i thought like that and that was he's a big ego and he's the
he's very famous so it's like yeah it comes down to how much ego does your boss have
yeah i mean look i've had a bunch of people that have worked for me and stuff, but talking to people like that, it just doesn't work unless,
I mean, 500 grand is a lot of money, yeah, but like, I don't know.
I don't see a lot of people sticking around being treated like that.
But also, how often is this happening, too?
It's a question of this dude who works for Dave for, you know,
he's getting 41, if it's 500 flat, he's getting 41,
667 per month. The guy might not actually be worth it. If it's like, if Dave is paying this
guy a large sum of money, cause Dave's a nice guy and just wants them to have a lot of money,
then you're going to be like, I'm sorry, Dave. And it's almost like that, that amount of money
flew out of Dave's mouth so quickly.
It's almost like he had that on top of his mind.
So as this guy is increasingly pissing him off, he's like, I could be saving this much money.
Let's actually get to the root of this.
How many Jews have to be killed before you stop joking?
I got to be honest.
I don't think there's any amount of people who will die from any group that would stop any amount of jokes from happening.
That's true.
Like, there are jokes about Neanderthals.
Yeah, I thought the guy was going to—
How many Neanderthals have to die before you stop joking?
All of them.
They're all dead, and we still joke about them.
I thought his response was going to be, all of them.
And I was going to be like, well, that's still a joke, you know?
That's a meme that gets put on the internet a lot.
It's like, how many children have to die before you'll be okay with gun control?
And the response is always, all of them. How many children have to die before you'll be okay with gun control? And the response is always all of them.
All of them.
How many children have to die before we can stop abortion?
Hey, by the way, this guy's name is Kirk Minnehane.
Oh, the joke is how many children have to die before you're okay with gun control?
All of them, because then we won't need the guns anymore.
Yeah.
That's a joke, by the way.
It's what these people don't understand.
Here's the thing.
I know Dave gets jokes.
That's why my view of this is that he's actually frustrated because he probably got a bunch.
Let me tell you something.
You guys remember when Dave sold Barstool to Penn Entertainment?
Yeah.
He was going online and he was like, Penn stock is the thing.
It's going to be so great.
He sold Barstool to Penn and then Penn Entertainment sold
it back to him for a dollar. The reason why was because Barstool was edgy. And so like our local
casino, Charlestown Races, the sports bar, like the sports book where they do sports betting in
the restaurant was called Barstool. And it was crazy to see when they built it because it took
like, it took a really long time to build and they finalized this deal and they they immediately begged dave to buy it back because state regulators were pulling
gaming licenses from pen entertainment because of what barstool was saying and doing wow and pen was
like we're not doing this just a media company and they were like so they fired mincey because
he rapped the n-word dave then hired him back for a different company which was which was pretty
great good good job on dave's part and then they eventually said buy the company back he said no
and then they agreed to give him the company back for one dollar wow dude got half a billion for
free yep because all the heat they were taking by being associated with barstool because of the
jew jokes that happened within his company he's probably feeling that exact same kind of heat.
Companies that have advertisements are probably going,
morality clause, we're going to cancel our $10 million contract with you guys
because of what your employees...
I bet he lost a lot of money off that thing.
So now he's just like, stop making the jokes!
And he has no justification for it.
Other than it's hurting him personally and his business.
The anti-Semitism i have not been paying
dark deep attention to all of them but i heard that they they passed like i know if you're a
not a citizen and you make an anti-semitic statement on campus or something they can
deport you now well again the situation is visa holders are not citizens so if you're
holding if you're here on a visa and you are making anti-American and apparently there will be there have been people that have been picked up for saying anti-Israel or anti-Jew stuff.
So you can get picked up.
But again, these people are not citizens.
So the process is not the same thing as trying to, you know, strip someone of their citizenship and send them to another country.
I bet they did not see that coming.
Wow.
We make jokes with Elad all the time,
and Elad makes the jokes too.
He was joking about being the Israeli correspondent
for Tim Kast.
He's called himself the resident Jew or whatever.
He's hilarious.
He calls himself an annoying Jew,
and it's just like...
He's got the self-appreciation on lock.
But it's like when we make jokes with him or like literally Asian jokes or whatever it might be.
It's because it's meant to be critical and make fun of the people who hate Jews or hate Mexicans or hate black people or whatever.
I think humor.
They say human and humor.
Like it is.
They are interwoven.
That H-U-M prefix.
It is like you said earlier, 99.9% of the population of Earth could die and people would still make jokes.
That's never going to stop.
Humor is never going to go away.
Yeah, that's what equality is.
No group is so special that they should be exempt from ridicule.
On Family Guy, they rescued a talking cow from a meat processing plant.
And when they asked, when I talked to the cow, he said the plant was called Decau.
And they went, ah, Holocaust joke, we get it.
But they literally were making the Holocaust joke.
And then the groaning at the Holocaust joke as a secondary joke on top of it.
And that's on major network TV.
Yep.
And before the show, obviously, Robert Downey Jr., the way that they all looked at him in
blackface in Tropic Thunder, but the other actors were like, the other characters knew
how bizarre it was that a guy was in blackface on set.
That movie is so good.
So Dave should have embraced this by being like, do you know what these Jew jokes are
holocausting me? And then that would have eased the tension they would have laughed
yeah but it's i feel like this is where cancel culture comes from dave is running a big company
with tons of employees and an insane number of contracts and i guarantee you there's some like
soda company and they go to Dave and they
go hey look man like we think the jokes are funny too we don't care but we just lost like seven
percent of our sales from people complaining about this we're getting slammed with emails
we don't we don't want to be advertising on your on your platform anymore it's it's nothing
personal man and then he's like what the I just lost five million dollar contract because of this
stupid guy man I gotta tell you what he must be feeling when some dumb,
low level, $10 an hour employee put that sign up saying F the Jews. And then Dave lost $10 million
or something because of it. I'd be pissed too. Because that's why he fired off how much money
that guy makes. Because I could save 500K if I just, you know, fire you. Indeed. All right. Well,
let's jump to this next story. We got this fromc news corinne jean-pierre has left the democratic party after serving in biden's broken white house
wow she's been vague about why she no longer identifies as a democrat well all i can say is
you know the party is cooked yeah they are cooked that's it it feels like mitosis like the the in
that the republican party expanded and now is splitting
in half. And you've got the MAGA and the old guard Republican. You've got almost two parties.
And this other party has gotten smaller and shrunk because it's been starving out
of attention. People are less attentive to it. And so it's very small now. And you've got these
two larger segments of culture that are both both republican it feels like now i'm not
saying that this is from my bubble this is the way i'm seeing it because i'm sure that this party's
still got a lot going on but that's what it seems like is happening i loved her in get out maybe
she'll go back to acting tell me more i never saw that movie no it's this other black actress i
forget her name oh well looks like kareen got her hair yeah she's like bald sometimes i think
there's a publicity stunt
for she got her new book.
I don't think it's publicity.
I think it's because
the Democrat brand is so damaged.
She might be like Jen Psaki.
She's like a news reporter.
Jen Psaki gave her the okay.
Like she did the whole like,
you know, this is the one.
So like,
when will there be
the final reckoning
for the liberals
who are just like
Orange Man bad? The Democratic Party has no leadership. Yeah. They have no policies. final reckoning for the liberals who are just like orange man bad the democratic party has
no leadership they have no policies uh it was funny when i talked to bill maher i said they
have no policies like i think they do the most important which is they accept elections and i
was thinking to myself like that's not a policy like that he's just saying he doesn't like trump
so she's leaving the party there they've got what? When polled, 16% of people said Democrats are the party that can get it done.
When asked, are there strong leaders in which party, only 19% said the Democratic Party.
They don't have any leaders.
But then you've got these liberal personalities that are trying to cut deals with this Project Sam or whatever it is.
Democrats got so many secret projects.
Searchlight, Wildflower, Sam.
I'm not kidding.
Blue Beam.
Is that a real one?
I don't know.
That's an old one of mind control.
Oh, okay.
Democrats have serious...
I'm not kidding.
Project Sam, Searchlight, and Wildflower
are the names of Democrat special operations,
they're calling it,
where they're trying to find
the next liberal Joe Rogan or something.
Oh, wow.
Or a liberal Joe Rogan.
So I'm just wondering, like, at what point does the machine break?
Like, can you really sell ads to a group of people that literally watch nothing but Orange
Man bad videos all day, every day?
No, not maybe for three more years, but then then you're done.
So, no, I don't think so.
It'll probably be a slow slow subtle cultural shift like subconscious
shift in people and then like a shuttering and then all of a sudden complete re-negotiation of
of a perception of like a focus people will be completely focused on something new almost as if
this never happened yeah maybe they'll run booty gang politically you mean yeah the way humanity just just changes so abruptly it could be
an external threat could cause people to change like like they have no choice to save their own
lives they have to support the government or something okay so now you're you're in hypotheticals
i'm i'm wondering why you sounded like you were you know you had you kind of had put thought into
the the thing that was leading up to that.
The way people wake up slowly and abruptly.
The abrupt change.
I'm wondering what the abrupt change is going to be.
It's like critical mass, like enough people all of a sudden,
and then it just completely shifts.
I get the process you're saying.
I'm saying what do you think that change is going to be?
Songs, music.
I think people are going to subconsciously hear songs
that are going to change the way they see
reality. Songs?
Oh, I thought you said
songs. Songs, yeah. Music.
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What kind of music?
Of course, just guitar music, hippie music.
Oh, okay.
You can only listen to it barefoot.
Hand-holding, yeah, shoeless.
Oh, music that makes you want to break something.
Ian music.
Yeah, music that makes you learn something.
Limp Bizkit.
Music that makes you cry.
What? Limp Bizkit. Stuff like that makes you learn something. Limp Bizkit. Music that makes you cry. What?
Limp Bizkit.
Stuff like that.
Yeah, I love Limp Bizkit.
Real, real humans writing emotional.
Now I'm invested.
Let's go.
Keep going.
Tell me what you're talking about.
Let's do harmonies on Million to One.
They're going to sound good.
I think, I was talking about this the other day, but I think there's a really great market
opportunity right now to craft a narrative that gives Democrats an escape route
because they're the whole woke thing is really, really bad. And so like, here's what I was getting
to with where's where's the off ramp for these people? These these YouTubers that I bring up
quite a bit have spiraled into the CNN rat, right? CNN went from the most trusted name in news.
So they claimed to literally just talking about Trump.
They realized that error a long time ago and they've been trying to claw their way back for some time and it's failed.
Now they got Scott Jennings. They, you know, they they they're trying to have some kind of balance.
But what happens when the whole world moves on,
but there are these other people
that keep doubling down in the Trump narrative?
Like, sooner or later, the bubble pops.
You know, and then what happens to them?
They look for new outlets.
Jen Psaki kind of, they'll come on shows like this.
Chris Cuomo.
Jen Psaki's ratings are like,
what is it, like 7,000 or something?
Really?
Really bad. 17,000 or something really really bad
17,000 I think
let me check
kind of like
I mean see how
they demonized Elon
I think it'll just be like
now he's kind of
out of the picture
it's like
it'll be whoever's next
like once Trump's
out of office
they'll just
they'll do TDS
on whoever else
is coming up
like they'll have
J.D. Vance TDS
yes
okay I'm sorry
78,000
okay
you know
that's viewers per night key demo they'll be like orange pants bad but It's TDS. Yes. Okay, I'm sorry. 78,000. Okay. You know.
That's viewers per night.
Key demo.
They'll be like, orange pants bad.
But she's getting 971,000 viewers that are 70 years and older.
They're going to die soon, though.
You know what's really funny?
Like if Jen Psaki did a tour, it would have to be near nursing homes.
The Circle Back Tour.
Oh, there you go. All the venues would be like nursing homes. The Circleback Tour. All the venues would be
like nursing homes.
I just saw that
movie
Steve Carell Magician movie
from 2012 or whatever.
I forgot what it was called. Burt Wonderstone.
There you go. Oh yes.
He ends up getting his contract from Bally's
pulled or whatever so then he goes and does magic
at a nursing home because he's desperate and he's he's he spent all his money on dumb things that's
what i imagine jen sacky doing or like rachel maddow she's not getting a lot of people watching
her show that's for sure um it surprises me that jen sacky you know was able to even you know
coronate kareem john pierre i guess that that's the information that i got that she kind of really
was the person that picked her out but like to have that kind of influence in D.C. and not be able to have any kind of audience outside of D.C., like the fact that no one watches, you know, Jen Psaki show outside of the old people and stuff.
It's surprising that she had had a position that she had in the Democrat Party,
was powerful enough to actually say,
no, this is the person that should replace me. Look, this is my black friend.
I have one.
Picked a terrible person.
And then still goes on to have a show on MSNBC.
So, to be fair, I guess, MSNBC published 40 videos today.
Whoa.
Oh, wow.
So, I guess, you know,
quantity over quality is the MSNBC name of the game.
I mean, some of these have no views.
Some of them have a good amount of views.
144K.
The top two thumbnails, both of them, Trump and Musk in there with Ari Melber.
Well, look, Trump and Musk, Trump and Musk, Trump and Musk, Trump and Musk, Trump and Musk.
Musk and Trump
wow
that's the
that's the key
holy crap
take a look
wait wait wait
hold on
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not Trump
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not Trump
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Hegseth
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Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump, Trump, Trump. I'm sick of Trump. This one is Trump, but he's not a thumbnail.
Yo, MSNBC is the exact same thing.
Yo, this is wild.
Man, it's not even news.
It's not.
This makes me want to make Fortnite videos, I gotta be honest.
You know, I'm really tempted
to just be like, Tim Kastai around, there's gonna be four people
sitting around playing Minecraft.
It's super important to tell
the world what's happening. That is, this
is a great show for that. But I agree with you.
Some cultural breakthrough, like something
in addition to talking about Trump.
Because, I mean, I think the big
beautiful bill. First of all, let's stop.
What a ridiculous term.
It's big boned.
And everybody that we've had on this show
essentially that's talked about it has acknowledged how
ridiculously stupid omnibus bills are and that we shouldn't be doing them.
So vote against it for that alone.
Marjorie Taylor Greene didn't even read the thing and voted for it.
Now it's going to the Senate with some clause in it that says the states can't govern their own laws on AI for the next 10 years.
So we're just going to give over to the technocracy?
Is that what you want, Trump?
But I can have suppressors, Ian.
They're giving you a little feed.
They want you to come across the line and
push the button. I think they're unrelated. I do think they're unrelated.
The AI stuff and these suppressors.
Unrelated, yeah. They're just trying to get
a little bit to a lot of people.
But right, it's like they're trying to trick the chickens
into coming out. You live in your 15-minute city
and they're sprinkling the seed on the
ground and the chickens are all running out and they're like hoping you
click the button. Yeah, man. Here's and they're like hoping you click the button.
Yeah, man.
But here's the problem.
I challenge you this, Ian.
Trump wants his agenda to be complete.
So that's why he's saying,
do an omnibus, I'll get everything I want.
The problem is Congress is broken.
In order to get those agenda items through,
they have to compromise with all the members of Congress and then everybody puts in their pork and bloat.
Trump then says, if we don't pass this, I don't accomplish my agenda. If he doesn't,
Democrats regain control, and then we will never get reforms. So my view right now is,
I am trusting in Donald Trump and the populist right and the Republicans to have control right now
so they can succeed in their agenda over the next six years so that Democrats don't regain power
and then remove all of the changes Trump made. So let me put it this way.
I view it like this. The omnibus bill is bad, but it is largely status quo. So I cringe at it. But we do this every couple of years.
It's just bad again.
But if Trump wins, we actually have some very serious reforms in the Trump administration,
such as the Doge cuts, which are being wiped out by the mass spending.
But I mean, like USAID getting shut down and principally this and the other institutions, the shuttering of
the DOE.
I want Trump to continue that operation.
If Trump loses, Democrats will come in.
They'll bring USAID back tenfold.
They'll refund everything that was cut.
And then they will make sure Trump and the populists can never win again.
You said that you said they cut DOE.
They're in cuts of the DOE.
Trump ordered a Senate executive order calling for the dismantling of the Department of Education.
That was a while ago.
Oh, I thought it was the Department of Energy for some reason.
No, no.
Department of Education.
Well, I don't I don't know that throwing five trillion at at Trump necessarily makes something happen.
I just don't I I don't I didn't read the bill.
It's eleven hundred pages. It's eleven hundred pages. One thousand one hundred and sixteen. I just don't. I didn't read the bill. It's 1100 pages.
It's 1100 pages?
You didn't read it.
Nobody read the whole bill.
I skimmed it.
You know, cliff notes.
Use an AI to tell you.
And Marjorie Taylor Greene was like, I didn't read that.
I didn't know. At first I was pissed off
at Marjorie. I was like, what a sham.
And then I realized, you know what? I don't think any of them read it.
She's just the only one being honest.
How could you read a thousand pages in a day?
You can't.
Well, to be fair, I think a thousand you probably could read in one whole day.
It's not sedition, but it feels treasonous to do that to your Congress, to do that to your people.
Like they, none of them should be voting on something they didn't read.
I agree.
It should be a crime.
I wish, but that's the way
that Congress works now. And the way people can vote
for a candidate that they have no idea who it is, they're
allowed. Yeah. I mean,
it's terrible.
It's part of the reason why I don't think that we should have universal
enfranchisement. Like, the people that
don't pay attention,
like, what do they care? If they're not
paying attention, if they're not paying attention,
if they're not listening to what the actual candidates say,
or worse, they listen to what the candidates
say and they say, I don't think they'll do that.
You know, man.
Which is something that a lot of people were telling me
back when it was Hillary
and Trump.
Let me just say, I work so hard
every day. And then I look at what msnbc does
and i look at these other liberal youtubers and i'm like every morning i come in and we got tate
he's he's doing he starts the day now we hired him recently and he's been doing news productions
that i can come in and we have a list of like top trending news i then go in like the first thing i
do when i wake up is i'm reading the news and i'm trying to figure out like, what are the big stories? What's happening in the world?
What's the top issue? So like yesterday morning, it was Ukraine, the strikes they launched on
Russia, huge news. I would love it if all I had to do was walk in at eight o'clock and go,
uh, what time it was eight. Can I get my coffee? Roll camera. Trump is so bad. Did you see how bad
he was? He's the worst. We're good? Okay.
Roll it.
Half a million views.
Bang.
That's 10 grand in my pocket from one sponsor.
And all you got to do is say Trump sucks over and over and over again.
Man, these people, they figured it out.
David Pakman, he's like, listen, why work?
Work smart.
Just say you hate Trump and you'll be rich. It's a dire straight song.
Like, use fear to sell tickets.
A black pill.
We were doing that on mines in the early days,
2011,
2012,
because we were making blogs on Facebook and noticed that we talked about
this before,
like keywords would be real.
They would catch fire.
Black people,
police violence,
whatever these terms,
this racist crap.
So we were making blogs that would get hits.
And then I'd be like,
well,
let's do something about technology.
Some cool.
And it didn't get any views.
They're like,
no,
no,
no,
more racism,
more, more, more hate. And I'm like, well, we're, we're technology. Some cool. And it didn't get any views. They're like, no, no, no. More racism.
More hate.
And I'm like, well, we're selling tickets.
So if I don't do this, the company might go under.
And then Boston bombing happened.
And they were like, Ian, sell it.
Sell the fear.
And I'm like, I just, I'm done.
I'm done.
This is why I keep saying, like, we need the sketch comedy crew.
Like, we need a team here to make the videos.
Because I just want to make a video where it's like inside MSNBC.
And it's like they're in the production room.
And it has the background audio of Star Trek The Next Generation.
And then it's like they have a picture of Trump.
And he's like, increased power.
Orange level seven.
And he's like cranking the meter up.
And Trump's getting brighter.
And it's like, I can't do it, Captain.
Yeah.
And then it blows up because they make Trump too orange.
We have to do it.
Cheetos everywhere.
Cheeto dust.
Let's jump to this next story and talk about things that actually matter.
We got this from the BBC.
Putin will seek revenge for Ukraine drone attack, warns Trump.
Did you guys hear about this one? Over the course of 18 months,
Ukraine had been loading drones into trucks
that were being dispatched all over Russia.
And then all at once,
the roofs flipped over,
drones launched in the air
and then bombed Russia's nuclear fleet.
So they're bomber jets,
they're bomber planes or whatever.
Jets.
Did we give them the drones?
No.
And Ukraine intentionally kept the US in the dark. So while give them the drones? No. And Ukraine intentionally kept the U.S.
in the dark. So while Trump
and the United States are trying to negotiate a peace deal,
Ukraine launched a drone strike
on the Russian nuclear fleet,
to which Russia is now vowing revenge.
I would argue
U.S. should cut off Ukraine
100% after this. Yeah, I think
Zelensky's looking for a
ceasefire. He made a video almost immediately talking for a ceasefire.
Yeah, yeah, here you go.
Here's the video.
He looks like a kid with his hand cut in a jar of cookies.
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Is that we propose to the Russians a ceasefire until the leaders meet?
This is fake. This guy is evil.
Look, I don't like Vladimir Putin. I think Putin is a
despotic scumbag. I think he's a bad guy. Okay, fine. Zelensky is also a bad guy. He launched a
strike on Russia, planned over a year and a half, did not tell the United States as we are trying
to negotiate peace and a ceasefire. After the strike, he then says we should propose a ceasefire. Why? Because it can't happen now. He made sure of it.
He destroyed U.S. negotiations. He inflamed the conflict. Russia will now retaliate. And he's
going to say, but we were calling for a ceasefire and Russia attacked us. And then go to the
Democrats in this country and they're going to be like, we have to give Ukraine more money.
I say cut them off 100 percent.
Oh, I think you're right.
I think the Biden people knew about this.
Yes.
Yeah, I think Poso was tweeting about it, something like former Biden people had met
with him and then like a week later, the strike happened.
It's also guess what?
I'm gonna put it simple.
Keep it simple.
Actually, you know, I'm going to pull it up because all the sycophants.
So Germany warrant a Ukraine Nord Stream. Got to bring it up. People don't believe me.
They say temple is paid by Russia, which is fake news. Germany seeks Ukrainian suspect in Nord
Stream pipeline sabotage report, say. Let me lay it down for you. Germany was buying energy from
Russia. Germany is our ally. Ukraine is not.
A Ukrainian diving instructor bombed, according to Germany, the Nord Stream pipeline, cutting off their access to natural gas.
That is an attack on a NATO ally.
If it is true what Germany is saying, that it was a Ukrainian diving instructor who bombed Nord Stream and then fled to Ukraine and they're not turning him over, wouldn't that trigger Article 5 and make Ukraine an enemy of this country for which we would be at war with?
Seems simple.
Technically, yeah.
But I think that NATO funded the destruction of the pipeline.
I don't know.
Germany issued an arrest warrant.
OK, so maybe NATO went behind Germany's back and then we got a whole other can of worms.
Yeah.
But the fact remains right now,
on the surface, August 14th, 2024,
the reporting is,
a Ukrainian diving instructor
named Volodymyr Z, of all names,
bombed the Nord Stream pipeline,
a warrant has been issued for his arrest,
and he fled to Ukraine where he's been ever since.
That sounds like a sigh of relief. The insinuation, the allegation is that this was a Ukrainian directed attack on the Nord Stream pipeline because Russia was profiting off
of the trade deal with Europe and utilizing those resources to wage war on Ukraine, or at the very
least, it was bolstering their economy. Ukraine bombed the Nord Stream pipeline to damage the Russian economy by
severing Russia and Europe. The argument is that Europe doesn't want full scale war with Russia
because we get energy from them. Ukraine was invaded and wants wants the Europe to go nuts
on Russia. So blow up the gas pipeline, cut off that trade deal and sever trade ties, increase
in likelihood of war. If that allegation is correct, I'm just saying if, Ukraine attacked a NATO ally, a NATO supply line, Germany is a NATO ally, and the U.S. should retaliate for that.
Yeah, at the very least, cut them off.
Exactly.
We should say, you are cut off.
We're not giving you anything anymore.
And now you've got the drone strike amid Trump's peace negotiations yeah that's it's almost frenetic or like antagonistic the way
our our two administrations have dealt with this war this conflict is like almost um it's psychotic
it's uh there what's that word the worst sort of mental derangement you can have the worst sort of
mental illness you can have it starts with an s i don't know but being schizophrenic yeah it's like schizophrenic our our government's military policy mental illness with the yeah maybe, the worst sort of mental illness you can have. It starts with an S, I don't know. Being liberal? Schizophrenic? Yeah, it's like schizophrenic.
Are governments, military policies-
I don't know if it's the worst mental illness.
Yeah, maybe not the worst, but-
Sociopathy?
Stuff like that.
It's been behaving psychopathically towards the Ukrainians, because at first, where their
allies were probably funded the bombing of the Northern Street Pipeline, made up some
fictitious Ukrainian named Vladimir Z to make a freakish point.
Volodymyr.
Volodymyr.
It's literally Zelensky's name. It's Zelensky's name!ish point. Volodymyr. It's literally
Zelensky's name.
That's a Volodymyr.
That sounds like they made up a fake thing to be like,
we got you. Like, ha ha ha.
They do that kind of thing in the cult when they're at the top
like that. They'll use that meme magic.
And then the new administration comes
into office like, we're done. We don't want this war anymore.
So now we're almost like,
our enemy is Ukraine
because they're the one that broke almost like it our enemy is ukraine because
they're the one that broke up the peace deal that was trying to prevent world war three it's like
they want world war three we have to stop them that's where we're at right now so i don't think
that they want world war three um i do think they want the united states to be more assertive
and i don't think that the united States has the interest to do that.
I think your average person is incredibly over this.
They don't want anything to do with the war in Ukraine.
It's not our war.
We don't have treaties with either of these people.
It's not our business.
And I think that that's the opinion of most Americans.
He's short. He's not cute.
He didn't dress up for the White House.
I'm over it.
Yeah.
Too much Coke?
Think he does a lot of Coke?
I think he does a lot of Coke.
I mean, I don't even think you need to have those.
You know what?
No.
Yeah, no point in judging.
Coke's nasty.
Don't do Coke.
I actually don't know.
God, it's awful.
I think that the the american people are
sick and tired of with with all of the stuff that went on with the biden administration all the talk
of corruption and stuff like that the american people know that it's not you know it's not a
winning bet for us to to continue to support this the rest of europe can and they might have to or
they might want to because that you know Russia directly
affects them but the Atlantic Ocean says we don't have to care this is like what two weeks ago they
tried to assassinate uh Putin the Ukrainians drone strikes and then two weeks later they blow up their
their fleet how many how many ships got blown up I don't have any of the numbers I have no idea
uh yeah you're talking about the drone attack Yeah, I heard it was something like 40 40 ships got blown up 30 or 40
No this I don't know I don't even know if they have a battleships
But the the I'm talking about the airplanes not the actual ships like naval ships
They're like 24 videos is they have more of them. But everyone's saying, like Russia said like seven.
They showed videos with proof of 24 being damaged.
But they said they have more.
So they claimed 40.
The Russians claimed that 40 of their boats were destroyed or damaged?
Ukraine claimed it.
I think the attack, the drone strikes, show that Ukraine has lost the war.
This is insurgency.
You know, when an occupying force takes over a country, what do
you end up seeing? Sabotage. So it's like, how does, in a ground war that is not utilizing Russia's
nuclear fleet, how does bombing them help Ukraine? They're trying to, the idea is to create damage, hurt public support by attacking them inside their
country and making people upset about it. It's just going to be used by Russia as more cause for
war. So it didn't really serve any active purpose. I suppose taking out their nuclear fleet, if there
is a fear of an expanded war, makes sense. but that's indicative of the Ukrainians
acknowledging they've lost the territory
that Russia has invaded.
Otherwise, they'd be launching these strikes
in that territory and reclaiming it.
Let's be honest.
Striking inside of Russia
does not help them reclaim their territory in any way.
It's political.
It can have political ramificationsifications but it's not going
to aid them on the front lines yeah people just it's a feel-good thing most of the people that
are happy about it they're like yeah get the socket to russian blah blah blah but like tim
says it didn't change anything material on the ground i feel like you got to end this limited
war you got to end trump is trying to and and Ukraine's undermining him. It seemed like Putin was interested in ending it.
Putin's not interested in going to the...
Is Putin mad at us?
Yeah, of course.
He had a call with Trump.
They did a call today, I think, or yesterday.
And Putin was like, nope, I'm retaliating.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Trump must be pissed.
Oh, I would be so mad.
He's been trying to negotiate peace.
He wanted the war to end.
He's broken this promise.
He said the war be over the moment he got elected, and he didn't do it.
And Zelensky's going behind his back to inflame tensions while he's trying to negotiate peace.
That's evil, man.
I know.
I don't think that Putin has much incentive to negotiate peace.
He's in a position where everything for him is all upside now.
The United States doesn't want to give any you know the u.s the american people don't want to continue to fund
ukraine ukraine's not gaining any ground they managed to you know bloody his nose but that's
all it was they're not they didn't change anything and it i don't see a future where
you know crimea gets back to ukraine control like that's not happening i don't see a future where, you know, Crimea gets back to Ukraine control.
Like, that's not happening.
I don't think that the Russians are giving up any of the territory they have now.
Especially after they bombed the Kerch Bridge.
Russia's going to go to the negotiating table with Trump
and they're going to say, no, we're not giving up any of the land bridge
we've built through these, oh bless, because they're already bombing Kerch Bridge.
Sorry.
And Trump's going to be like, well, you have to. They're like, nope, then they're already bombing Kerch Bridge. Sorry. Yeah.
And Trump's going to be like, well, you have to.
I'm like, nope.
Then war.
Off the table.
They're not going to.
It's not happening.
I think Ukraine's trying to escalate the war.
Trump is negotiating peace.
What do they do?
Go behind Trump's back and bomb a nuclear fleet inside of Russia.
No peace deal.
Then a few days later, they bomb the Kerch Bridge, which connects the Russian mainland to Crimea. So they're basically saying to Russia,
if you give up any territory, you will have no access to Crimea. We'll take it all back from you.
So Russia has no choice but to say no peace. Ukraine wants this. And I think Ukraine's
Zelensky is probably getting advised by other individuals because we know about the interests
of these elites, say Boris Johnson or
whatever, who went to them and said, don't negotiate peace. Trump is trying to get it.
I think Zelensky is taking orders from somebody else. Well, Clint Russell thinks it's the British.
He thinks they've been colluding with the British behind the Americans back, which indicates that
they're an enemy to me. If we're their ally in a war and then we try to end that war and they go
rogue and inflame the war,
they're stepping over into enemy territory.
You don't have to have two sides in a war. You could have more than two
sides in a war. Let's just cut them off.
That would be step one, yes. Stop supplying
any money or resources to Ukraine as
of now. You'll get
peace real quick. I think that that's
probably something that most Americans
would probably get behind. Everyone's over
it. There are some Americans that like Ukraine purely because they feel like that is opposing Donald Trump,
because it's opposing Putin.
So they've got this connection in their head where if I stand up and I put a Ukraine flag in my yard,
that's the new resist because Donald Trump loves Putin and Putin's fighting Ukraine.
So it's me standing up and being a good Democrat.
But those people are, you know.
Retarded.
Well, yes, they are retarded.
But they're also exceedingly rare nowadays.
They're not, they're not actually, they might be loud on X or whatever,
but there's not a lot of them in the real world anymore.
True.
You know, so I think that it's the best play for Trump to just be like, look, the United States doesn't have anything to do with this.
You know, and then if Europe wants to continue funding Ukraine's war, let them.
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Scott just stepped back like
real idiots would take over.
Well, I mean, there's
still people in France andance and in the uk
that want to see ukraine you know continue the fight i don't know if that's i don't know how
much influence they have i don't know if that's the majority i wouldn't be surprised if it was
the majority of france but you know europe's the europe is who has to worry about this I said it earlier we've got the
insulation of the Atlantic Ocean you know and we don't have to really be super concerned with
what's going on in Europe this is Europe's problem Europe should be taking the lead and that's kind
of what the Trump administration that was my assumption of what the Trump administration was
doing in the beginning let's jump to this next story, my friends. We have this viral video. Take a look at this strange
red celestial object. You see this? Watch this. Watch this video. Listen to this.
And that's not the sun. That can't be the sun because the sunset is over there.
What? There's the sunset. sunset is over there what there's the sunset it is over there
and the moon is up here
the moon the moon is above us
what could it possibly be, Ian?
A balloon.
A deep fake.
A balloon?
Could be.
I mean.
What do you think it is, Chrissy?
I think it's our flat Earth showing.
I think that is computer-imposed generation.
Look at that weird halo around it.
I think a kid saw a little dot in the sky and thought it was a planet.
And then they got the video and they edited it.
I think it is the sunset.
It's the sun.
Oh, that's just the sun?
Yes, there's a wildfire right now and haze from Canada
is sweeping across the U.S. largely
in the Midwest. I went out for ice cream
and I saw
it was a peanut butter sundae.
Yeah. Great. Basically just
vanilla ice cream drenched in peanut butter.
And I saw that and I was like, that's really cool.
And this is what happens.
Do you guys ever hear the story about
when the power went out in LA
and then people started calling the police because
there was a strange object in the sky and it was
the Milky Way.
Well, here's the news. Here's the actual story.
Take a look at this.
A massive cloud of Saharan
dust is about to sweep across the southeastern
United States.
Carried by powerful winds from the Sahara Desert, the world's largest hot desert, this dust
plume has traveled thousands of miles across the Atlantic Ocean and is now
closing in on states like Florida, Louisiana, Alabama, and Mississippi.
Build that wall, build that wall. The phenomenon known as the Saharan air layer forms when
desert winds lift huge amounts
of dust into the atmosphere, sometimes creating clouds up to four kilometers thick. Wow. This
isn't just any weather event. While it can pose serious health risks for people with asthma,
allergies, or respiratory conditions. Hey, real quick, isn't AI video getting crazy? Yeah. It
also plays a complex role in the climate. The dust can
reduce air quality and limit visibility.
And lightning strikes too?
But it can also help suppress hurricanes
by stabilizing the atmosphere. Friction
in the air. And while the skies may turn
hazy, they'll likely deliver
spectacular sunrises and sunsets.
Glowing orange and red
through the dust-filled air. Okay, that's
the point. Anyway, so pay attention because reportedly in the next week or so,
there's going to be, the wildfires are still going,
there's going to be dust storms,
and people are going to think the sun is a planet.
I can't wait to hear all of the stupid on the internet.
I'm just glad that Saharan sand is finally going to make its way back into the ocean
since the last flood.
Ian, the Saharan air dust thing happens all the time.
Yeah, it's like the earth is combing it back into the earth.
Build the wall, make the dust pay for it.
Yeah, I like that.
Build the wall and make the African dust pay for it.
Maybe there's a lot of gold in the African dust.
Start mining the air.
We see this, right?
Handing for gold.
Spray water up there to get it dense.
Get it thickened.
And then just hit it with a laser
to make the metals fall off.
We also had that geo storm the other day,
which apparently is ongoing and intensifying.
And I've noticed nothing.
It's been rather mundane. It was very hot
today. It was 85 degrees.
It was nice. Summer-like.
Very beautiful. The chickens were hot out there. It was 85 degrees. It was nice. Yeah. Summer, summer-like. Very beautiful.
The chickens were hot out there.
Yep.
They were panting.
I'm constantly thinking, not constantly, but I often think about how do we get all that
sand in the Sahara back into the ocean?
Because as far as I can tell, it's ocean sand that flooded up onto the continent 12,800
years ago.
Shovels.
So we can get down to the dirt underneath and start.
Get a lot of kids with shovels.
Hey, but wait.
What if we dumped all the sand into the Mediterranean
and then created a large land mass?
And then you'd have land instead of sea.
Then we could send the people in Gaza.
I don't even like joking about that.
I'm going to go to hell.
I feel like I'm going to go to hell for joking about that.
What's that?
Send the illegals there.
To Sand Island. I didn't say island going to go to hell for joking about that. What's that? Send the illegals there. The sand island.
I didn't say island.
I said fill the whole Mediterranean with sand.
So, Ian, you were kind of going to make a point about what was under the sand in the
Sahara.
Dirt.
Old waterways and rivers.
There's apparently a large river that went east-west across where now the Sahara is.
So it's sand and then dirt?
Yeah, underneath.
I don't know how deep it goes.
Maybe it was just the pole shift.
And then a layer of cookies.
Maybe.
Before the poles shifted,
maybe the wind and the water
were going a different way.
And so where the Sahara was
was in a different position on the globe.
Oh, wow, that's interesting.
Yeah, like what would happen to the Sahara?
Actually, this is interesting.
What would happen to the Sahara
if it shifted heavily into the Northern Hemisphere?
Would it become moist?
The sand would be washed away largely and it would create different structures?
So I'm not exactly sure what makes the Sahara so dry.
Because it's not enough foreplay, Bill.
Well, it doesn't love itself.
I just don't do it for the Sahara.
Too much in a rush.
I feel like it's not about the topography.
It is the location on the earth.
Because if you look at North Africa and Sahara is dry, but then below that, it's all jungle and stuff.
So, you know, like rainforest.
The equator is keeping it down, man.
I'm not so sure if that's the case or not but well it's so hot that it's hard it's hard for the sand and it
doesn't rain that much so it's hard for the sand to get washed away yeah and that's the equator
doing that that's all that direct sunlight because it's constantly facing the sun but if it was in
the northern hemisphere maybe it would get what happened all that sand yeah get rained
on and then turn into vegetation would start coming up and then ground into dirt silt and then
become a new like ground layer maybe a new ground layer yeah maybe you're saying like underneath all
that sand we're gonna find like cities and stuff oh for sure that dirt or ancient communication
all sorts of old that was one of the most populated areas on Earth.
Prehistoric cell phones?
Perhaps.
They might have had radio.
I don't think we could call it prehistoric cell phones.
Prehistoric.
If they had cell phones, they had historic.
Prehistoric history?
Well, you know.
Some kind of, what other kind of communication device do you think?
I toy with the idea that they had radio.
I don't know if they did.
Just a dinosaur with an iPad down there.
I wonder if they had telescopes.
Wi-Fi.
Some people said the reason why those comets hit North America and North Asia
and caused that global catastrophe was because the magnetic field had disrupted
and it might have been man-made.
They were using, instead of explosive technology for motivation,
implosive technology and vibrating the system to create resonating,
to create like piezoelectric.
So,
uh,
electricity.
I asked you if there were secret cities in the Sahara.
Yeah.
Because my assumption is like,
as Ian's describing it.
Of course.
And it said,
yes,
hidden secret cities
in the Sahara Desert, referring to
military installations
and government operations.
And I was like, that's not what I meant.
Really? Wow.
No, the point is, when I asked Chet
about secret cities, it was like, governments
are operating secret military bases throughout the
Sahara that we don't know about. Underground.
Yeah. Well, I mean, it is hot so you would want some kind of respite from the sun.
Yeah, no one's going to walk inadvertently.
Between 10,000 and 5,000 years ago, the Sahara had lakes, rivers, and grasslands.
Yeah.
It dried out and the settlements were abandoned.
So it wasn't all that long ago.
Lakefront property.
There's a buried river channel and settlement outline suggesting more cities remain lost
under the dunes.
Oh, my gosh.
If we could get the whole world to focus on that, that's what I want.
Well, you know about that line, they're growing trees to stop the spread of the Sahara?
Oh.
Basically, what's happening is the Sahara is desert.
It's destroying life, and it's spreading.
So a bunch of nations have planted trees along the edge, which will stop desertification.
In the south?
Yeah. On the southern edge? which will stop desertification. In the south? Yeah.
On the southern edge?
That's good.
Yeah.
I want to get a drone program where we have 100,000 drones that are just 24-7 carrying
buckets of sand back into the ocean.
Well, if they could have done that, they could have put out the wildfires in LA with water.
Yeah, yeah.
How much would it cost to build a pipeline from western Africa right into the heart of
the Sahara and just dump billions of gallons of seawater
just right in the middle of the Sahara for no reason.
Cool.
Make a theme park.
That might be good.
I wonder if the saltwater might harm.
But I mean, how can you harm the sand?
Yeah, it's like literally just sand.
I mean, I assume there are some bugs, you because they're scorpions or worms you know so it's about 1250 miles from uh senegal
the atlantic coast and if you're going to the deep sahara and to men to men reset algeria
you're looking at 1305 miles how much would it cost to build a pipeline that long to pump seawater into the Sahara?
Or if you had like a satellite that was geosynchronously right above an area, and then it was projecting an ionic field to produce rain clouds.
60 to $120 billion to build.
That's not that much.
Yeah. Elon's got that. build. That's not that much. Yeah.
Elon's got that.
Yeah.
You could print that tomorrow.
Imagine if Elon was like, I'm going to liquidate all of my shares in SpaceX and Tesla and build
a water pipeline into the Sahara for no reason.
You're like, okay, I guess.
Just to mix it up.
It's a wild project, but it should be done.
Yeah.
Because it is populatable land, too.
It's not just like we'll find cool stuff.
If there's really riverways and grassland underneath.
Like I said, I don't think that it's a desert because of topography.
So it's like that part of the world just doesn't get a lot.
It has seashells in it.
They found remnants of ocean.
For $3 billion, they could dredge a canal.
That's the start. A big, long canal. Just seawater flowing straight in. Yeah. For $3 billion, they could dredge a canal. Ooh. That's the start.
A big, long canal.
Just seawater flowing straight in.
Maybe.
Right into the middle of his hair for no reason.
From where to where?
I already read that.
From Algeria, from Senegal into Algeria.
Is that west to east?
I need a map.
All right, check this out.
Actually, ChatGPT gave me a breakdown.
It says, a pipeline would cost between $60 and $120 billion with high maintenance.
A canal could be $20 to $60 billion.
Okay, that's not what it said before.
Rail and truck transport would be super cheap.
Literally driving by truck loads of water would be less than a billion dollars.
Wow.
That makes no sense.
Really?
Let's see.
Atmospheric harvesting appears to be the cheapest
and there's already underground aquifers so you actually just need to put drills there and pump
the water there it is the water is already there it's just under the surface so we just need to
drill and then pump it up yeah i mean i like i said i think that the i think that it's not about
topography it's about where it's a dead zone yeah where it is in the... What do you mean it's not about topography?
So there's no features on the African continent
that's preventing water from getting to...
You need mountains.
You need mountains.
You need mountains.
Moisture in the air collects in the tops of the mountains,
and then when it heats, it melts,
and then the water pours down.
There's people that go to the tops of mountains,
freeze, they'll pump water up to the tops of mountains, freeze.
They'll pump water up to the top of the mountain.
They'll freeze it.
And then the water will melt and create rivers.
This is like real tech that people are doing these days.
Fall and spring.
It would cost, JGBT says, it would cost trillions of dollars to turn the Sahara into a forest.
A global alliance over 100 years.
Wow. Let's focus on that.
And then that'll be our test run for Mars, because we're going to have to do it again on Mars. Why don't we just nuke the Sahara?
That'll do something, right?
I mean, I don't... Sand in everybody's eyes.
It'll do something.
I'm not sure what that something is.
Make a lot of dust storms, too, I think.
Yeah, I mean,
we might end up with a lot of dust here,
a lot of radioactive dust.
Terraform the Sahara.
Final answer.
I'd rather not drop new bombs on it.
Run it in 2028.
Elon should put people on a rocket,
tell them they're going to Mars,
but have them land in the Sahara.
Yeah.
And then it's like, no, because then they'll get there
and there'll be like biodomes and stuff.
And then he's going to be like,
it's actually not very cold there.
It's very hot.
You'd be surprised. The science is wrong.
They would believe it too. Send Gayle
King there. Send the whole
like Bezos' girlfriend,
all the chicks from the space pod.
Send them over there. Yes,
Katy Perry. Get her out of here. Her career
is gone. Have you been following this?
Yeah, she's... She got fired from Vegas.
Oof. How come? Her last
album got no views.
It was miserable.
She did that Woman's World thing where she was like Rosie the Riveter and everybody hated it.
She's just out of touch, I think.
You know what I want to say?
I've been talking about this for a while and I am correct that I've been vindicated.
I was talking about there's that meme where Abe Simpson goes to Homer and Barney when they're teenagers and says, I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was.
And now what it is is weird and scary to me.
It'll happen to you.
Nope, it's not.
It's literally not happening.
And the evidence is in how they're handling collectibles, shows, the products they're marketing, and the fact that millennials don't have kids. There's not enough young people to buy new products. So what we're actually seeing
now is, take a look at, they're rebooting King of the Hill. Great example. They're rebooting
Malcolm in the Middle. The fact that they're bringing back nostalgia and these old shows
instead of making new things for young people proves my point so millennials
are a much bigger generation than gen alpha and gen z is it's it's it's a way of like the stuff
that they made for millennials which is basically the last generation is highly marketable and
profitable because millennials actually have some money gen z is broke and can't get off the ground
so there's nothing there's no products to sell to. Gen Z is broke and can't get off the ground. So there's no,
there's no products to sell to them.
Gen alpha is only 40 million.
It's half the size of Gen Z and millennials.
So what does that mean?
Where's the money millennials?
So what are we getting?
Reboots of old stuff from the nineties over and over and over again.
They're making Malcolm in the middle again.
They're making King of the Hill again.
Bobby's an adult now.
Did you see that they're using AI to pick up old series?
Yep.
Yeah, they're going to make new episodes of Friends.
And it's going to be imperceivable, dude.
It might be more funny.
Chandler, he'll be back.
He'll be back.
They own his likeness probably because of the stupid contracts they signed in the 90s
where it's like, we own your likeness in perpetuity across all universes for all space and time.
Yep.
They were like, what does that even mean?
One of the funniest things in the world to me is when you go to a casino, any casino,
and they have Charlie and the Chocolate Factory slot machines, and there's Gene Wilder as
Willy Wonka smiling, telling you to gamble.
And I'm like, I don't think when he signed onto that movie deal, he thought that was
going to happen.
But he did.
And they were like, it says we own this character for anything.
Could you imagine how weird it's going to get?
Like, what company owns Willy Wonka?
The Willy Wonka's.
Hershey's.
The brand.
No, no, no, like the movie.
Oh, Disney.
Yeah, Disney owns the likeness of that guy?
Okay, so they sold his likeness to slot machines.
Imagine what other kind of debauchery they can use your likeness for when you've sold it forever.
Oh, my gosh.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory adult content.
Oh, talk about chocolate.
You knew where that was going.
It's because the company gets sold to it.
Charlie and the Backdoor Adventures.
No, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
I was just going to say there's a chocolate joke in there that factory. There's a chocolate joke in there that's just waiting to be-
Earmuffs.
Charlie's 18.
And this would be like the tagline, Charlie's 18, and things are just getting heated up.
Oh, God.
Charlie hasn't been able to eat for a week straight.
He just eats gummy bears because he's getting ready for the chocolate factory.
Gross.
Well, that's, I think, literally, it might be to the point where you could be like,
show me a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory that's gay.
Or you could be like,
or at first it's just going to feed you
what it wants to feed you,
but eventually you're going to be like,
no, less gay.
You'll be able to like twist it a little bit,
but five characters instead of four.
All right, now they're all 35 instead of 12.
Now they're all, you know,
and you're going to be able just to have
your localized version maker. Gene Wilder, when he, for that, and you're going to be able just to have your localized version
maker.
Gene Wilder, for that character, he really wanted to do that move where he like falls
down and then does like a forward roll.
Check it out.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer is getting a reboot.
Goosebumps already got a reboot.
Animaniacs is getting rebooted.
Fresh Prince is getting a reboot.
Bergerac?
I don't know what that is.
UK?
Maybe Sierra Nevada.
Desperate Housewives.
Malcolm Little.
Scrubs.
The Joe Schmo Show?
I don't remember that.
And what is this?
The Tweenie?
I don't know what that is.
I was thinking about this.
Because I've said before, here's what's going to happen.
There's a stadium.
The promoters for the stadium say, we want to sell 90,000 tickets.
What do we do?
Someone's going to come in and say, okay, well, typically we sell to young people.
What do you've got?
We've got Sabrina Carpenter.
How many tickets can we sell?
10,000.
Okay, well, we've got 90,000 seats.
We're not putting her in here.
Who do you have?
And they're like, Metallica?
Something from the 90s?
Something older or from the 80s and 90s?
We've already started seeing this with Beyonce and Katy Perry, where they're struggling to sell stadiums but still are.
Not Katy Perry as much.
But Sabrina Carpenter sells arenas.
That's 10,000.
That's much, much smaller.
And so what I've been saying is because the promoters are simply going to say, look, I get it.
Gen Z has its celebrities, but we're going to sell more tickets if we target millennials.
They don't have kids.
They have more money.
Just target them.
That means you're going to see the entertainment industry, products that come from this, trying to pander to millennials instead of children.
Case in point, not just the reboots,
but McDonald's launched adult Happy Meals.
Oh.
Instead of making things for children,
where they have toys and culture and content made for children,
they're just trying to sell these things to adults.
Yeah.
So it's going to get wild.
I like getting Happy Meals sometimes.
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There's no time anymore.
I got another example for you.
There's time, but...
Another example for you.
Tony Hawk and Activision launched Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5, and it bombed miserably.
Nobody wanted it.
They said it was trash.
We don't want to play that.
So what did they do?
They remastered Tony Hawk 1 and 2.
And it sold like hotcakes.
Wow.
Because there's no young people to buy a new product.
And millennials just want what they already like.
So now what they're doing is remastering Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4.
And they're sponsoring big events.
It was crazy.
I was watching a video.
It was a scooter contest.
And the scooter dude's doing a double backflip or something.
But the ramps all said THPS 3 plus 4.
And I'm like, yo, that game came out 20 years ago.
Young people, it's simple.
Young people probably bought Tony Hawk 5 to play.
But there's like 15 of them.
So they didn't make enough money to make back their their costs
on the product so they said just make what millennials want they announced they were going
to do tony hawk three and four and bam margera wasn't going to be in it there's a huge backlash
on the internet even i said i won't buy it put bam in it i will and then they announced tony hawk
was like no we can't have not like bam has to be in it so they had him come in they did it all
now they're launching the game bam Bam Margera's in it.
Bam Margera's in his mid-40s.
And he's not skateboarding lately.
He's got a bad back.
He's skating. He's shredding.
Oh yeah, he's killing it. That's a great video.
I'm impressed how good he's doing.
But the crazy thing is,
where's the Gen Z
Bam Margera level of celebrity?
Nope.
Playing video games.
I mean, look, with all due respect, you got R. Willie.
That dude's amazing.
Probably one of the greatest athletes of Gen Z, of the younger generation.
But he's not getting nearly as much attention as Bam Margera is,
even though Bam Margera is half retired.
You know, Mr. Beast has
300 million subscribers on YouTube
now. I don't think my parents know
who he is. They don't.
And he would be the only thing I could think of as like
the Joe Rogan of the left. He's a millennial
though. Like, he's someone
that seems like they've
pierced the zeitgeist
like as if it was 1996
and they're unforgettable. He will be remembered
forever. Very few boomers are
like. Oh, actually, no. Mr. Beast is
Gen Z. He's just barely
Gen Z. So I'll give Gen Z that
they got Mr. Beast. That's
big. But Gen Alpha is cooked.
There's only 40 million Gen Alpha.
Damn. Yep. They better get busy.
Timothee Chalamet. See Gen Alpha?
I mean. That's legit. Who? Timothee Chalamet see gen alpha i mean that's legit who timothy
chalamet no he's gen z oh he's a great actor the other thing i noticed with this is that um
i was watching that chris pratt movie with what's her face what's that woman's name from
stranger things winona rider oh no the the young one bobby mill Millie Bobby Brown. Right. And it was playing Guns N' Roses.
And I was like, dude, it's like 1989.
What song?
Appetite for Destruction.
One of the best albums of all time in my career.
This is the point.
You watch Iron Man.
Iron Man 2.
Want to start with ACDC.
From the 90s.
Right.
It's kind of crazy.
When it was all that art was getting focused through the
centralized airway there's not yes and there's not aside from decentralization there's not enough
young people for new music yeah dude you know what's funny is like when i put on um i'll put
on like pandora autoplay and it's like usually rock and indie rock so i'll get some new stuff
right there's metric puts out new stuff all the time i love metric but uh we were skating last weekend and it was playing sound garden
and corn and slipknot and it's like 90s and 2000s early stuff because if you want to listen to rock
new stuff new rock doesn't hit nobody knows about it nobody wants to listen to it and then when you
look at modern music it doesn't reach as many people. Like once again,
Sabrina Carpenter is huge,
but she's selling arenas.
And I saw this post online where they're bragging like,
Sabrina Carpenter is selling out
and Beyonce can't.
And it's like,
Beyonce sold 70,000 tickets.
Sabrina Carpenter sold 10,000.
She's big,
but there's not enough young people.
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Allgoodguy says, howdy people.
Howdy.
Howdy.
Shana Twelder says, as a trad cath,
I wonder from the FBI list.
Damn it.
That means I'm on a list with the spoon thief, Seamus.
This injustice will not stand.
Yep.
Props to Grassley Cash and Dan for getting this out.
Yeah.
You heard this?
No.
The FBI was targeting Catholics as extremists.
Oh man.
Yeah, crazy.
And they lied about it.
Chris Wray said, oh, it was one office.
It turned out it was a bunch of offices targeting Catholics.
Was it like a Catholic and another?
No.
They were claiming that Catholics were radical extremists.
Wow.
Oh, yeah.
Did you hear about Moms for Liberty?
They were targeted by the FBI.
They were called terrorists.
Yeah, someone was saying if the police state became too extreme that they could say, like,
even believing in God is a mental illness.
Absolutely.
Yep.
That's satanic.
I think it was told on her take, an episode of her take to Jack Posobiec.
When Jack heard that, just I saw him shudder at the concept.
Let's go.
What have we here?
Oh, let's see.
Spooky Toucan says, for as worldly as Democrats claim to be, they're ignorant on how the world actually works.
As a former expat, it's well understood by all expats that our visas can be revoked at any time for any reason.
Indeed.
Yup.
It's a privilege.
But it's funny because they believe that they have a right to go wherever they want, whenever they want. Indeed. Yup. It's a privilege. But they,
they,
it's,
it's funny because they believe that they have a right to go over.
They want,
whenever they want.
And so does everybody else.
It's a privilege.
That's,
that's,
that,
that's the worldview.
That's Mr.
Global.
You know,
Catherine Austin Fitz called it.
Yep.
That's a great interview.
Democrats think everybody has a right to be anywhere they want at any point for any reason.
So they can go to any country they want, whatever they want,
and people can come here for any reason.
They should try running a guild in a video game.
See how that goes.
All right, Sean H. says,
what's the point of having the House or Senate when nothing gets done
because lower courts keep blocking them?
We want criminals gone and the justice system just wants them to stay.
Yep.
That's why I'm like, the system is unstable and is breaking apart. I don't know
what to tell you. All right. Lurch says, who the hell are we? Israel? We collectively punish
families for the crimes of one person. Or if like there's a family and the leader, like the
patriarch of that family commits a terror attack, it's likely that his family holds similar views to him.
And it is not incumbent upon us to wait to find out.
We can simply say your visas are conditional and we think it's better for everybody if you just go away.
I love how like he threw the whole, you know, extra little bit, the Israel stuff to be like, oh, will you say this?
It's like nobody has a right to be in the United States.
And that's all there is to it.
Like visas are visas for a reason.
You're not a citizen.
There's too many people.
Why don't we just keep the ones that are, you know, law abiding?
Yeah.
You'd think it'd be simple to understand.
All right. What have we here?
Common Sense Fishing says,
migrants of all forms legal are all guests
until they become citizens.
To Ian, if you had a home, USA,
and a group of guests came into your home
with your permission and hurt your kid,
would you kick the group out or the offender?
I'd kick the offender out.
If a group came in and one of them hurt my kid i'd kick him out
i wouldn't blame the rest of the group though so if 10 orcs came in and they're all going orcs and
one of them hit a kid in the face with a hammer and then you'd be like no no you guys you're good
you stay but you gotta go orc out of here all you other ones you're orcs or what if they were
like a bunch of pitbulls but just one pitbull bit
your kid? Well, let these other pitbulls
stay. They haven't done anything yet.
Oh, you're asking me if I would become racist.
Dogcist.
No, that's not it.
Dogcist.
If a group of people who believe
that the moon is made of cheese
and they're violent to anybody. Okay, there's
five people. They think the moon is cheese
and anybody who dares oppose them
should be murdered.
The five people come into your house
and the biggest one
beats a kid to death.
You'd be like,
the kid says,
the moon's not made of cheese.
So he goes, boom,
and slugs him in the face.
You'd be like,
those other people can stay,
but you gotta go.
Well, in that instance,
you are in a psychotic death cult of some kind of violent cult.
You're all out of here.
So when a guy and his family come from the same country and that guy espouses jihadi worldviews and is a violent terrorist who attacks innocent people,
why should it be incumbent upon the American people to wait to find out if his family holds the same views as him?
And I can't argue with this.
We should just your views are all conditional. You can't argue with his. We should just,
your visas are all conditional.
You go,
go home together.
Citizens.
It's another story,
completely another story.
You do not victimize people related to people that committed crimes.
Think about what you did.
Yes,
but the visas are conditional.
And so it's not punishment to be like,
you got to go home,
dude.
It,
this is wild to me that anybody lives in a world where they're like,
you,
you sent them home?
Yeah, bro.
A guy broke into my house, so I gave him a ride home.
They're just guests.
Bye.
It's such a simple, you know.
What are they adding to society by staying?
I don't care.
Yeah, I don't really care.
It's literally like, Ian, if you come over to my house, What are they adding to society by staying? I don't care. Yeah, I don't really care.
It's literally like, Ian, if you come over to my house and you look at me dead in the eyes and then look down and swat a glass of milk onto the floor,
and I said, Ian, for doing that, I want you to get in my car.
I'm going to drive you home.
They're acting like that's me.
It'd be an awkward ride, too.
It sure would.
I'm sure it's very awkward.
I'll get my own ride. I'm sure it's very awkward. I'll get my own ride.
I'm sure it's awkward for the CBP or ICE or whoever when they're on that plane with a bunch of people being deported.
But the point is, is that fascistic?
They're acting like these people are getting that death penalty.
It's authoritarian, but it doesn't mean it's bad.
No, it's not.
It's government stuff, man.
You want to talk about authoritarian?
To revoke the business of family members?
That's not authoritarian.
It's not bad.
I'm just saying it's definitely authoritarian.
No, it isn't.
One guy gets to decide if your visa is good or not?
That's not authoritarian.
It's a committee.
Because it's not the Supreme Ruler isn't the one that's making the decision.
It's the actual...
It's Congress passed a law that we voted for these people.
There's an executor who enacts the law based on
what the court what the congress has has written and and the judges can then make determinations
that's not authoritarianism no not extreme it's not extreme authoritarianism it's not it's not
authoritarian we have courts that you're the argument you're making is that any authority
at all ever is authoritarian okay maybe it is semantic but you might be right i don't i don't
want to overuse i don't want to soften the term authoritarian. I would argue, in fact, it's the opposite of this.
If someone breaks into my house
and kicks my dog, and I go,
hey, you, I'm going to give you a ride
back to your house, I would
actually call that compassion for
a very bad person.
I mean, if you break into my house and commit violence
against me and my family, I have a right to use lethal
force to defend myself. But instead of doing that,
I go, sir, sir, we're going to disarm you and give you a ride
back to your house.
Yeah, that's nice.
We're doing nothing else to you.
Just go home and don't come back.
I would call that simping.
You'd be, that'd be simping.
Make them pay for the Uber back.
The way the U.S. is handling these violent criminal aliens is simping for them.
And my point is, Democrats go, they're so fascist, they're giving these people
rides back home.
Yeah, we're not making them walk.
They get a plane ride back
to their homes.
With coffee.
It is by the good graces of the
magnanimous Donald Trump
that Abrego Garcia is home.
He brought him back.
He brought him home. that's all anyone ever
wanted that's right oh you know what i want to do that man on the street i want to go around be like
now that donald trump has brought abrigo garcia home how do you feel
who he's so confusing yeah that's a good point who brought him home safely you know that guy
they accused of being an ms-13 gang member and he got deported by mistake?
Oh yeah, that guy.
Trump brought him home.
How do you feel about that?
That's awesome.
That'd be great.
They're all going to be like,
really?
I didn't know that.
That's really good news.
I'm glad to hear it.
It's all just Kony 2012.
That's right.
All right, all right.
Let's see what we got here.
Three Star Perfect Deer says,
y'all complain about Ian too much.
Y'all have no life. Nobody. We love says, y'all complain about Ian too much. Y'all have no life.
Nobody.
We love Ian.
We don't complain about Ian at all.
We might be talking about the chat.
Oh.
Ian's a coffee magnate.
Yeah.
Get that graphene dream.
I love coffee.
Well, I'm somewhat polarizing on purpose.
I'm just letting it fly on this generally conservative news show.
And I'll come in here and talk about psychic powers.
How is this a conservative news show?
Well, the way we communicate is relatively conservative because we're on air.
That's what I mean by it.
What does that mean?
We don't say fuck a lot.
We're not saying the N-word?
Yeah, we don't.
I'm holding back.
Like liberals do?
Well, we're just not taking liberty with language.
We're very conservative with our language and our behavior.
I'm not going to rip my shirt.
I'm not sure.
Take your shirt off.
When you say it's a conservative news show, you know what you're saying.
I don't.
That's I don't want to.
I don't.
I'm not saying politically conservative.
I'm just saying.
Yeah.
So clarify that because the insinuation of what you're saying, there's a there's a there's
a colloquial understanding of what you just said.
That's funny.
But what I mean is, of course, is that I think just the behavior in this room is relatively
conservative for me in my life.
I mean, it's the most conservative hour or two hours
I spend usually in a week.
I'm not smoking weed.
Like, I'm a crazy party animal for the most part.
But so I see how maybe I'm a little out of place for you
if you're watching.
Is the implication that hanging out calmly is conservative?
No, being on air.
We have to maintain airways.
You said this is conservative.
The implication is that...
Like we're Ben Shapiro or like...
Yeah, like the fact that if you were to hang out with your friends
and you were just like talking about the news for a couple hours
while drinking some sodas, regardless of their views,
it's a conservative hangout?
If we were like...
Do they got to get naked?
No, no, but if we weren't tossing...
I'm a mom now, okay, Ian?
I'm not doing the cleavage anymore.
I noticed.
Times have changed.
He noticed right away.
He was sad.
That's what I walked in the room.
I mean, unless we need more viewers, then I'll do what I need to do.
Yeah.
Interesting point about the word conservative because I don't want it to be dirty.
Truly, like, if you're like, you know what?
I'm not going to spend money tonight.
You're being conservative.
Okay.
With your money that night.
When you say this is a conservative news show, most people think you have Christian conservative or politically conservative values.
This is actually a liberal show.
It is pretty.
Relatively to Ben Shapiro or other shows where there are a lot of things you don't touch on.
I would argue that if you take wokeness and just don't consider it a real thing, this is a liberal talk show.
Yeah, I mean, it's not a progressive talk show, but it's...
This is from 1992.
I used to think I was real liberal because I grew up in a relatively conservative northeast Ohio.
And then I was like, you know what?
I think I'm a lot more conservative than I thought.
I'm like Christian ideals.
Nobody is wearing a suit here.
Yeah.
We're not dressed up in like proper professional level.
Because I was raised in a Christian environment
and I kind of just became the Christian ethos.
Like that's a big part of what I am
is I believe in that stuff.
I feel like I'm a lot more conservative
than I realized on the grand scheme.
Like seeing people dying their hair blue
and screaming about Elon Musk and crying about... That's so
out of the... That's mentally
ill. That's true, too.
Remember, the Democrats are mostly mentally
ill. Socialism and all that.
I don't know. I could go on and on about this, but I'm
realizing that
I'm a lot more conservative than I ever
thought I was. I'm not into polygamy.
I dated a girl that was into
polygamy, and I just wasn't. You would think
if I was liberal. Who has time for all that? Who has time for
threesomes? Who wants to be with two people not
getting them off? It's all a racket.
It's a racket, huh?
The idea is like
a cool idea, but
it's not what I really want.
It would
feel good, like tickle,
but it wouldn't be fulfilling or satisfying.
And that's a very conservative way to think.
You're growing up.
Monogamy.
You're very conservative because you don't want to bang hoes.
All right, let's wrap up.
A conservative show, being conservative.
Brad Peter says,
I think we're witnessing the birth of a new political dynamic.
The Republican Party is splitting and the Democrats are dying out.
We've seen this before, but this one is especially chaotic.
I agree.
We talked about this before the election, like what happens if Democrats wins or Republicans win.
And the Democrats have been arguing a couple of years ago, the Republican Party was done.
It was over.
And this was largely when Trump was out of the spotlight.
Now it's clearly the inverse. The Democrats don't exist anymore. And what's going to end up happening is there's going to be a left side of the Republican Party and the more staunchly conservative types.
And I think what we'll end up seeing is there will be vitriol,
but it's not going to be overwokenness.
It's going to go back to the way things were probably in the nineties where
people rolled their eyes, but at dinner they hung out.
They had friends.
Yeah.
My friends are conservative.
Yeah.
But just don't talk to him about it.
We'll go watch the game.
I think it'll be things like that.
What were you saying?
Yeah. Friends are conservative. Yeah, but just don't talk to him about it. We'll go watch the game. I think it'll be things like that. What were you saying? Yeah, I feel like it'll settle into like Christian conservatives versus everybody else who's kind of in the middle, which is kind of how it was in the 90s.
That's what I was just thinking is that it'll be J.D. Vance for sure.
He'll be running.
And then who are the other Republicans?
Bobby Kennedy, maybe.
He might just support Vance. A lot of those people in the administration might get behind Vance. But another Republican might step up and be like this, this obsessively conservative Christianity stuff is bizarre.
Like you cannot, you know, this or that or abortion.
And not right away.
There's a resurgence of Christian, you know, people that are Catholic and Christians and stuff. I don't think that it's enough to be a significant plurality,
people that are really conservative Christians.
Not to say that they're not out there,
but I think that the most part of the reason why there was a majority for Trump
was because of the coalition that MAGA represented,
not because there was...
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Enough people that said, oh, we're going to turn away from our sinful ways and become pious Christian people.
I think I was thinking more just like how are the groups going to settle out post-Trump.
Yeah, who do you think
is going to run against Vance, assuming
that he runs?
Booty gang. But on the Republican side?
Maybe Tulsi?
I don't know. No.
I don't know. I don't know.
Vivek's going to be governor of Ohio.
Part of me thinks that
it'll be, that Donald Trump will be be like this is kind of my guy and
there won't be a significant uh number of people that are going to be running you know i don't
think that there is i bet rubio runs oh that'd be cool maybe massy may run before i don't think
massy wants to but people are going to be calling for him to run he won't i think rubio would and
rubio is going to be more of the neocon type.
J.D. Vance is going to be more of the
mega-populist type.
And maybe it'll be Vance.
And they're both really loved in the party. That makes a lot of
sense. Yeah.
Yeah, so a lot of it's going to come down to
where the funding goes. We will see, my
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