Timcast IRL - FBI Agents ARRESTED, Charged With LYING To Congress About Hunter Biden Laptop w/ Alex Stein
Episode Date: October 24, 2026On this episode Tim and the crew are joined by Alex Stein to discuss: FBI officials charged for lying to Congress about Hunter Biden laptop Ethan Klein's podcast imploding over cheating allegations H...asan Piker threatens to sue Ted Cruz over accusations of using racial slurs New footage shows alleged J9 pipe bomber wasn't at the scene of the crime Hosts: Tim @timcast (everywhere) Rebeka @rebekazeljko (X) Producer: Carter @carterbanks (X) | @trashhouserecords (YT) https://carterbanks.komi.io Guests: Alex Stein (X) @alexstein99 Alex Stein is an American comedian, political commentator, and internet personality known as "Prime Time 99," recognized for his provocative political satire, viral public confrontations, and comedic stunts targeting politicians and cultural issues. He previously hosted Prime Time with Alex Stein on BlazeTV and currently hosts After Hours with Alex Stein on Real America's Voice. Olivia Rondeau (X) @rondeaulivia Olivia Rondeau is a Breitbart News reporter and self-described "conservatarian." A former collegiate wrestler and political science graduate of East Stroudsburg University, she previously wrote for Timcast, hosted a FEE podcast, and worked at The Post Millennial and Campus Reform. She also runs the media consultancy Rondeau Strategies.
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It has begun, my friends.
Ex-FBI officials have been arrested in the Hunter Biden laptop probe.
This is Trump DOJ going after the deep state.
Unfortunately, it's just like, you know, a week before the midterm, so it may just be a
big October surprise.
But the Ilhan Omar story is, of course, picking up steam.
She recently issued a statement saying her name has always been Ilhan Omar and she went
and voted.
Everyone's saying, yeah, no, that's not the case.
New information was published showing that her sister,
said their dad is Ahmed Nur said Elmi.
And then you've got the posts from the guy she married who claimed that her children were his nieces,
which kind of just sounds like she married her brother.
So we'll talk about all of that.
Randy Fine is vowing to expel her from Congress.
That's big news.
And then, of course, Ethan Klein.
For those are not familiar, I think most of you are.
He's a YouTube staple for almost two decades was just revealed to have been cheating on his wife and the H3 podcast is over.
Now, I know it's not the biggest of news.
politics, you know, whatever.
But this is a major podcast.
I mean, he's got millions of subscribers.
This is one of the biggest podcasts in the world ending because it was revealed he was cheating on his wife.
So we're going to talk about all of that and a whole lot more.
We got a fun crew here hanging out.
We got Alex Stein.
Primetime Alex Stein.
Make sure to get some big booty Latina coffee at casprue.com.
And then, guys, tonight we have a lot to talk about.
I feel like we're going to be dunking on Ethan Klein a lot.
But I definitely don't want to forget to dunk on Elon Omar.
So let's get the party started.
Indeed, indeed.
Who's next?
Do we want to say, you want to?
Olivia Rondo, formerly of the show, maybe like four or five years ago at this point.
Has it been that long, Olivia?
I guess so, yeah.
It's been a minute.
But I used to write when Timcast News was up in full swing, and now I'm currently at Brightport.
Oh, right on.
And I'm Rebecca.
I work at The Daily Caller, and I just joined Timcast's crew, which is exciting.
Right on.
Let's go.
I'm excited to be here.
I mean, it's actually really crazy for there to be more than one female.
And it's usually crazy where there's one cat.
Boyd cast.
Yeah.
I know this is.
A takeover.
It's a feminine cast.
I actually like, though, Tim, because you and I are ultra-masculine.
We're ultra-alpha.
We're two alpha for some time.
So now we need a little bit of the data.
The neutralizing force.
Yes, we need a neutralizing force.
Also, we're good friends in real life, so I feel like.
Yeah. So.
And Tim and I are like best friends.
So maybe it's going to be like two on two.
So, like, oh, this could get spicy.
But no, I'm actually unironically very happy that we have two beautiful young ladies, you know, on the show.
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All right. Here's the news.
Yo, I don't know why they post this
on a Friday. If you want on October surprise,
this news should not be on a Friday.
Ex-FBI officials arrested in Hunter Biden laptop probe.
Check this out. Cash Patel posted.
Two former senior FBI officials,
Nikki Cole Flores and Bradley Benevides,
were taken into custody today on charges of allegedly lying to Congress.
He says allegedly.
About their involvement in the FBI's investigations into Hunter Biden,
the charges stem from an ongoing investigation into the since-dissolved FBI foreign influence task force.
Flores led the FITF as a deputy assistant director from the mid-2019 to 22.
Benevides was the FITF sector chief from 2019 through 2020 election.
Both testified that the FITF was not involved in the Hunter Biden investigation.
Documentary evidence, contemporaneous communications,
and witness accounts contradict their testimony.
Flores is also on record
privately claiming to be running a shadow government
during the 2020 election
in her role on the FITF.
Lying to Congress by senior FBI officials
strikes the heart of our system.
No one is above the law.
The FBI has already dismantled
the corrupt CR-15 squad
that engaged in political weaponization
targeting their opponents,
including President Trump.
So we got this.
We got the deep state lady
from Northern Virginia.
She got arrested too.
Ilhan Omar is, I'm sorry,
Ilhan Nurse Ed Elmi, Sayyid, Elmi, is facing criminal indictment.
I mean, this is pretty good stuff, right, Alex?
You know, I mean, Tim, I want to say, like, this is great.
And I think with Elon Omar, obviously, with Homeland Security Investigations on her, there is something there.
And I do think that they're going to try to get some sort of political win with all this.
But at the same exact time, like, when it goes to the Hunter Biden laptop, personally, I feel like they stole the 2020 election.
I don't know how much we can say on YouTube.
It was the most fair.
The meal.
I feel like.
I only have a little bit of evidence.
It's an emotion, not a thought. It's not a sneaky suspicion. It's just a sneaky suspicion. I speculate that they stole the 2020 election because when it came to mail-in ballots, Joe Biden won all 50 states when it came to in-person voting, Donald Trump won all 50 states during the 2020 election. So my point is, if they did, quote-unquote, potentially cheat, would it have mattered if they actually exposed a laptop?
Yeah, but no, that makes sense, though, because Trump's voters are all like Maga-Chadds who are like super ripped. So they went and voted in person because they like the exercise. And Democrats are all obese.
and lazy and they just voted by mail. So actually, it wasn't stolen. That's what they tell you.
That's the original story. It's like such nonsense. They got to roll with it. They got to be like,
our voters are fat. But I'll tell you this much, though, you know, the continuation of going after
Hunter Biden. And I don't know this. I'm not a legal expert, but I'm pretty sure Joe Biden gave him
a blanket pardon before he left office. So it's like, is this just more political theater,
Tim, or are we actually going to get somebody? Because when it comes to Elon Omar, this is what I'm
frustrated about. George Santos is a friend of yours, a friend of mine. We love George Santos, right?
But what screwed George Santos? He did a little campaign.
Crimes he committed.
Well, everybody does a little campaign finance fraud.
You spend a little, they donate $100,000.
Who among us has not in campaign funds for both times?
You spent a little bit on only fans.
Tim, he was trying to get back to his constituents.
That prostitute was in his voting district.
So my point is this, the crimes he committed, though, I do think are like, you know,
minuscule in comparison to the crimes that other people are committing on Capitol Hill.
But what caused George Santos to be impeached from Congress was that,
Republicans actually voted against him. So do you think we're going to see that same thing from the Democrats when it comes to Elon Omar?
No matter if there's a lot of evidence or little evidence, do you think they will actually throw her to the wolves?
We're going to circle the wagons around her. Exactly. Barack Obama's already come out to her defense.
So that's why just you know it be funny if Barack Obama was like this targeting of Illinois is wrong.
You know, I can relate to being from a foreign country. I mean, I'm in spoke.
Listen, Donald Trump wouldn't be president if it wasn't for Barack Obama's fake birth certificate, but I do not care.
Anybody says his birth certificate has to be fake.
Have you looked in actually Barack Obama's family?
So I was talking about this yesterday when the birth certificate thing came out with Obama.
I'm like, I'm not, I was not super political.
I was kind of like, yeah, whatever.
Yeah, me too.
That's when we were in college.
I had friends who were graphic designers.
And I'm not kidding.
I called like four or five of my friends because the first thing that was one of my friends was like, hey, his, his,
This is fake.
And I was like, what do you mean?
It's fake.
And they were like, it's layered.
And I was like, I don't know what that means.
And they were like, I do Photoshop for a living.
When you load his birth certificate, it comes in layers.
They were like, a scanned image is always.
And they can change in contrast and they can see like if a layer had been added to it.
Or how could it?
No, no, no.
A scanned image has no layers.
A scanned image is a single layer.
The fact that it has layers, they were like, this means that someone went in and
added these after the fact.
And I was like, no, you've got to be mistaken.
And they were like, this dude said to me, he's like,
bro, there's literally no explanation for how a scanned image would have layers.
I'm sorry.
And this guy's like a liberal city guy who like voted for Obama.
And so I hit up one of my friends who I knew also did web dev stuff and graphic design.
And I just asked him, I was like, is it possible to scan an image and then have it produce layers?
And he goes, no.
And I was like, I'm going to ask you again, if I scanned an image of a document with like a signature on it,
is there any way that if I loaded it into Photoshop, like the signature would be movable?
And he goes, no, what are you talking about?
And I was like, did you look at Obama's birth certificate?
And he was like, no.
And I'm like, why did you pull in?
He calls me back later.
And he's like, what the dude?
This is weird.
I'm like, these were normal guys.
Now, I'm not saying I think it's fake.
I'm saying, this is what people were saying at the time.
And I was like, man, don't look at me.
I don't know anything about it.
Well, I do know a little bit about it.
And if you actually look at Obama's grandmother, a white woman.
And she allegedly was a like financier.
She was in charge of the finances for CIA operations that were happening out of the country.
That's just what they say.
And this is all speculative.
But at the same exact time,
Barack Obama, I believe, did his kindergarten in first and second grade in Indonesia, Tim.
You know this, right?
I don't know if you knew this, but that's where he's when he first went to elementary school in Indonesia,
because there's a lot of oil and gas.
And that is how he is supposedly connected to the Bush families because the Bush had oil and gas interest in Indonesia at the same exact time.
So my point is, I think he is like an asset of the CIA.
I think he is a fake creation.
I know that might sound crazy, but I don't think he was born in America.
I think he's connected to the CIA.
and they turned a smooth-talking, half-black, half-white guy into arguably one of the most popular
politicians in the world.
The document thing, though, like the birth certificate thing is kind of sloppy.
Like, if it was such a high-profile story, like, you know, where this guy is from,
is there a way to, I don't know, like, re-scan it or make it so that it's, like, not so obviously
doctor?
But wasn't it a Hawaiian birth certificate, if I remember right?
I don't remember.
Guys, Hawaii is like barely a state.
You know what I mean?
They're still like, it's like an island town, Olivia.
I mean, you know, you think they even have rules there.
So like, oh my gosh, how easy it would it be?
I mean, look at Elon Omar, perfect example.
One of the lies that she's been caught in is the fact that her dad on the immigration documents put that she was 17
so she wouldn't be subject to deportation when they immigrated here.
So it's not unusual for a foreign person to lie on birth documents.
It happens in the Major League Baseball all the time.
The Dominican players lie about being, you know,
younger than really. I just think like
the birth certificate thing to me is stupid.
You know, and everyone's like, we want the birth certificate and I'm like,
but Ilhan Omar having a fake name. It's like,
this is different. This is very different.
I can't believe more stuff about Ilhan didn't
come out earlier. I mean, it really did like
eight years ago by like independent journalists
that were slandered as like racist.
In 2010? I think she got elected in what
2010 or I mean, 2018, I believe.
Yeah, around that time,
people had started pulling up her
divorce documents because she
basically got a legal separation or divorce from her brusband um that is funny you got to make that go by
you really are a good writer brusman i haven't heard that one yet delivered that is i can't take credit
for that i can't take credit for that oh thank you but so in her divorce decree she claimed that she had
no idea where he was like they never went to court to finalize their divorce she claimed i have no
contact with him i have no idea where he is and like in this degree you have to
It's a legally binding document that you sign saying, I don't even know how to get into contact with him.
I can't contact his family.
But at the same exact time, his LinkedIn profile showed that he was a web developer for Ilhan Omar's sister's website.
And she was based in Africa at the time.
It wasn't Somalia.
It was another East African country.
It might have been Kenya at the time.
But he was working on her sister's website while Ilhan was claiming that she had no contact with him.
And that's why they just rushed the divorce.
And he never had to show up in court.
So, I mean, even if he wasn't a brusband, she's still lied about not having contact with him.
He was clearly close to the family.
And of course, there was the other posts on his own social media saying that her children were his nieces or nephews or whatever.
Oh, yeah, it's true, though.
There's a pattern.
Yeah, I learned it was true because the internet told me.
I asked all the AIs and they were like, yes, her husband claimed her children were his nieces.
I'm going to say this again.
AI told me that Ilhan Omar's husband,
claimed that Ilhan Omar's daughter was his niece.
I've seen the archived posts.
I was like, that means their brother.
It's, duh.
I've seen the archived posts.
His whole social media is wiped now, but I've seen the archive post.
Well, you know another reason why I think he's guilty?
Because he doesn't even live in the United States.
He lives in the UK, the husband.
So it's like he doesn't want to face any sort of, you know, legal ramifications.
That's probably why he's in the UK.
I'm guessing. I just speculate that.
He was back and forth.
I mean, I think his citizenship was in the UK,
but he was back and forth between UK and Africa,
because the sister has some type of, like, telehealth.
company in Eastern Africa.
And so he was developing her website
at the time. So I think he's, he might
still, I'm not sure if he's in Somalia, but he's
definitely in between UK and Africa. Have you heard the
rumor he's gay? No.
Rumor? I mean, see the photos? Yeah, I mean, okay,
well, I mean, we don't know that he's gay, but
yeah, it's pretty sure. Honestly, a lot of, like,
I think this is, like, a third world Instagram thing
where they try to, like, mob with, like, female
filters and it comes across as gay.
Extremely. I mean, he's Somali. They would
like behead a gay person. Yeah, but he doesn't live
in Somalia. Yeah, he lives in New York. I think that's one of
reason that they said he came here.
And the New York Post said
they have no evidence of any other
like relationships with women.
They were like, the only evidence of him
having a relationship with a woman is his sister.
That's a red flag.
She was trying to get him out of this toxic Somali.
This is like the perfect opportunity
for Alex Cooper to be like Ilhan.
You have to come on the pod.
And then for her to just be like,
call her daddy.
Everything.
She's like, that's fine.
And she's like running circles.
around Ilhan Omar being like,
what your brother was in it.
Like that.
No way, she'd be into it.
She's a like, yeah, she would probably be like,
yeah, just me.
She would be like, what's even wrong with banging your brother?
Yeah.
I think she would like,
oh, who's also like, Ben, who was a weird,
oh, Nikki Glazer, she has like weird things about.
Yeah, the comedian, yeah, yeah.
Well, she's into open relationship.
Yeah.
She likes to watch her guy be with another one.
Oh, I remember that.
Which that is weird.
Alex, same version with guys.
Like, the guy version of that, it's weird to watch.
It's weird at one of the one.
But like that show is the one.
perfect venue for it to just like get to the truth.
Well did Camel's interview come out with?
Which one? You know, Camilla Harris supposedly did an interview.
Camel.
Camel. What I don't know how to say her name.
Camel.
Kamala, whatever her name is.
Amala. Did you see her have that rally where she like tried to do some quote and
then no one clapped or cheered and then she was like, I'm gonna say that again.
Like it was like a jeb, it was like a please clap moment.
She lied about working at McDonald's. She committed stolen McVallor to me.
Stolenick Valor is worse than stolen valor.
Doesn't Mick mean son of?
I don't care what it means, but I'm saying, listen, I respect every man and woman in uniform,
but I don't care how many people you've blown up in Afghanistan, there's nothing harder
than working out of McDonald's in Dallas, Texas, or Washington, D.C., dealing with homeless
people that are urinating all over the table.
Didn't it right after this happened?
Trump did, like, the McDonald's drug.
Of course, he told her.
I mean, that was brilliant.
But to lie about that.
It's like.
Yeah, it means son of.
Yeah, well, she's a son of a bee.
I kind of missed her.
I miss Kamala.
McVallor.
You think she's going to be the nominee?
I mean, yes.
You're going to win, too.
You do you think so?
She was just in Vegas.
What was she doing in Vegas?
Did you see that?
She's going to win.
No, you're saying that sarcastically.
I think, I think that we're finding out more polls are fake again today.
Yes.
Like, this is wild.
So all of this type about Democrats have been fake the whole time.
But Democrats believe they're winning.
So when Republicans win, they're going to be like, they're cheating.
Yeah, but I mean, well, you're actually kind of right.
And they're going to riot.
And then Trump's going to be like, we're going to shut it down.
And they're going to be like, Trump's illegitimate.
Well, New York Times said Hillary Clinton had a 99% chance to win on the day of the election.
Oh, that was one of the best days of my life.
I was watching the New York Times had the like the little meter.
And it was like 99%.
And then every hour, it's like just slowly going down.
And I'm like, what the hell is?
And then finally it hits like Trump wins 100%.
And that's back when the New York Times still had like a modicum of respect.
You know, people are like, oh, this is the best election polling.
Yeah, well, liar.
I miss Kamala's, like, accents.
I just, I love that every rally, it's like,
you didn't know who you were going to.
AOC does that, AOC, uh, she code switches.
Kamala's the blueprint wasn't she.
She was better because she was sometimes drunk.
Yeah, because she, yeah.
It wasn't just, she was so fun about it.
I love you, Bach.
It was so good.
I love it so much.
He's like, I'm in a blue dress.
Yeah.
I remember she just couldn't, she had no improvisation.
Who was that woman that was like going up to her and like,
there was the photo of her,
like almost touching her forward to this woman.
She's like, you're not going to die.
You're not going to die.
Do you know what I'm talking?
No.
She's like, I won't let you die.
Like it was the weirdest.
That was such a fever dream.
That whole election cycle.
Was this like on the border?
Was this outside?
No, it was like some.
It could have been.
No, it was like some lived out lady.
I want to say she had the N95 on in the big two four.
And she was like,
Kamala, they're trying to kill us.
It was crazy.
Yeah.
What a fun time.
I missed that.
What do you think is going to happen,
Alex, you're the profit of the conspiracy theorist resident.
You know, when it comes to Elon Omar and less her own side, throws her to the wolves,
which I'm not.
No, no, I mean like the elections.
Like, what's going to have you?
Like, Democrats are going to win?
I do think it's going to be probably they're going to take the house.
Why do you think that?
Because the fake polls tricked you?
Well, it's not even that, though, because I talk to the people like,
Brandon Herrera is going to win.
I think we can just lock that in right now all the people.
Yeah, but he didn't you hear?
They just said that he wanted to put kittens in Chinese food restaurants.
Yeah, and they said that he's like, because he made a joke about mind-comf,
They tried to label him a Nazis.
He was insulting it.
Yeah, he was exactly, making fun of it.
And they just try to, you know, of course, spin it.
But luckily he's running against Katie Batia Stout or Scout, whatever.
I think it's Stout.
And she's like 500 pounds.
Can't even like, you know, operate physically.
So I think it's just like a slam dunk that he's going to win.
But if you just look at a lot of the other races,
and I'm talking about, you know, for Congress specifically,
because I know the Senate race is only two.
Luckily, the conservatives were able to kind of gerrymandered
to some districts, so it won't be a blood bath, like, you know, the left is speculating,
but I do think it is probably going to be, you know, I was in tears yesterday.
I was, I was, bawling when I found out that Lindsey Graham was gay because he's like a role
mind.
Oh, my God.
And did you see that?
Family Valiance.
And then, no, but you know what?
I didn't like people, people were going after Turning Point USA, they're like, oh, my God,
why didn't they call him out for being gay?
It's like, people just want to pick other people to attack after the fact.
You know what I mean?
Just like, it's turning points fault that they didn't get expected.
Well, here's what I was thinking last night.
I tweeted this.
I was like, it must be so brutal for the opposition research team.
Like, they got this banger documentary with three male escorts.
Like, we got Lindsey Graham.
And then Graham dies.
And they're just like, what should we do?
And like, release it anyway?
And I got, I got liberals, like, commenting and they're like, this is a big deal.
And I'm like, he's dead.
Yeah, but his sister was running.
And I'm like, doesn't matter.
Is she gay?
The worst part was like, and he only left me $100 on the next kid.
That was bad.
And he was taking pictures of him when he was young.
like that's back before camera phones.
I was more surprised by now he was stingy.
I was like, I honestly thought
no, I'm not.
I'm not. I need your help
on this one, Alex. Because like,
were the, like,
I don't understand how a guy
could do these things with
with, with, with, with,
Williams Graham, unless he was
actually into it. Because like,
let me, let me, let me say this. Like a,
like a woman paying a guy,
she can be like not into it,
but just, you know, do whatever the guy wants.
But like, a dude has to be.
you know what I'm saying?
No, not a gay dude.
He probably filled them up with like ketamine and all kinds of drugs.
See, I think it's the opposite.
I feel like these women actually, especially the ones that are professionals that actually
get paid to have sex, they probably have more of a qualms or more hesitation when they deal
with some ugly fat guy.
I feel like gay guys, they'll have sex with anybody.
So, I mean, I'm not surprised at all.
But just like, what I'm saying is, you know, if these guys walked into a room with a naked
Lindsey Graham, how do they not just throw up?
Uncontrollable.
You mean like from a physical standpoint, they have to be ready to do that.
They gotta be like, let's go.
But like one look at old lady bugs and you'd probably, your stomach would leave your body.
The ladybugs.
Like your stomach would literally come out of your throat from throwing out.
I mean, Tim, we're dealing with people that are probably addicted to fentanyl and heroin and methamphetamine.
Like, that's most of the people that are in the sex industry.
You know, you'd be really funny actually if like Lindsey Graham wasn't gay.
And because he's dead, he can't defend himself.
So they just got three random gay guys.
And it's all fake.
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised.
But it's like he's not even running for office.
He's dead.
Like, what are they doing?
We're just like desecrating.
But was that the big October surprise, though?
Was that supposed to be?
Yes.
That was?
But then I think the biggest October surprise was Vivek's unforced error going after Amy Acton.
How is that?
Why do you think so?
You don't think that was an unforced error?
I just don't care.
Well, I know, but if you just kind of look at it from a non-political standpoint, a woman.
No, no, no, no.
No, Vive Gram Oswamy's mistake was supporting H-1B.
Oh, duh.
Oh, my God.
He's made.
You know, I know.
Ohio.
Countless mistakes, but I'm just saying his latest one and then doubling down.
If I was him, I would have said, I had nothing to do with that ad.
I think that's going to change votes, though.
I feel like I definitely thought that was a crazy ad to put out.
Really? Why?
Um, I think it just, it always, it never says right with me when you trot the family out to denounce
somebody and it didn't sit right with me when it's on the other side either.
Do you see what they did?
The brother comes out and says, she abused us and she abused Amy more than me.
It's like, yeah, they all deserve each other.
Yeah, but two wrongs don't make her right, Tim.
Tim, you know that, just because they acted, you know, wrong.
So, Amy's mom isn't allowed to be like, I don't like my daughter.
Well, if Amy's mom stayed with a boyfriend that molested her when she was 12,
yeah, Amy's mom belongs to go in prison or hell, which she's probably going to boat.
Is that, is that the issue?
Yeah, I do.
Amy, Amy, Amy Acton's mom is like, don't vote for her because the boyfriend I had, like, abused her.
Well, that wasn't her point.
She said that she loves her daughter, but she supports her, or she doesn't support her for governor,
but she's a liar.
I think the lying is the big thing was in her.
And it's also devolved into like a bigger political problem for Republicans.
Like now reporters are constantly asking the president about like what he thinks about the ad.
You know, Jady Vance's son is named Vivek after Vovic Ramoswamy, his prince and law school.
That is a little weird.
That is a little.
And I, you know, I have a viral video where I asked Vivek about it and he's just kind of like nonchalantly.
He just kind of brushed me off.
But that is a little bit of zero.
I'm naming my.
So I'm naming my son.
Alex.
I'm time.
Yeah, I know.
Well, that's not weird, though.
I mean, that's not weird at all.
Unless you become vice president and then I'm running for governor, then it might be weird.
But I will say this.
So when it comes to like J.D. Vance's connections and you come to Vivek Ramoswamy,
I do think, Tim, and I want to get your opinion.
And definitely Olivia and Rebecca's, it's almost like they're trying to screw over J.D.
Vance because they want the Ted Cruz Neocon.
They want Mag.
Cruz. Rubio.
Well, I don't know.
Maybe Rubyo, but I'm telling you short.
I'm saying they want Rubio.
I'm saying they want to dance on the.
grave of MAGA. They want the neocons
to come back in power. I think that's obvious.
And I don't know if J.D. Vance
if they're going to let him lead that coalition.
J.D. Vance
is the tallest.
Is he that tall, I guess? But I mean...
That's all that matters.
It does. That's why, Kamala Harris.
Marco Rubio... Kamala Harris demanded
a smaller podium.
So that on camera, she looked as big as Trump.
There is something true to that. They say a short
candidate, subconsciously, you have less
respect for. So the woman can
never win, really. No, no. It's not just that.
Maybe have good boobs.
Nope, nope, that's not true.
Women can't win not only because of height, but because of the pitch of their voice.
Yeah.
It's true.
Especially somebody with kind of a high shrill, shaking voice.
It's true.
Same with Hillary.
Well, I'm going to say something misogynistic, and I don't mean to be a misogynistic.
It's void cast, sorry.
It's a stamp of approval.
I thought Camilla Harris would do a little better, Kamala, Camilla, whatever.
You guys know what the hell of her.
It's just funny.
She got crushed.
And you know what?
you know what, I do think it's because she's a woman.
I'm telling you. I agree. I do think it was...
Both times Trump ran against a woman.
I mean, we could debate what actually happened in 2020,
but both times they put a woman against him.
But who do you think it is? Do you think it's the gay guys refusing to vote for
that are on the left or who on the left?
It's men and women both.
I don't think, I was going to say, I don't think women...
I think subconsciously a lot of women are like, eh, it's just some lady.
It's like not unconscious.
I'll tell you this right now.
A lot of women will openly say they wouldn't, at least like a hysterical person like Kamala.
There are these videos on Instagram.
Have you ever seen them, Alex, where it's, there's like a guy in a sales call,
and there's a sales guy reacting to the call.
And it'll be like, a guy's in the phone, and he goes,
so tell me about your objections, like, what will this product do for you?
And then the reactor guy is a sales guy, he paused and he goes, good, reframing and redirecting.
Oh, yeah, where they study the sales techniques of it.
It's the fake cringe.
Oh my God, people fall for this stuff.
Well, you used to do sales.
And that's why I'm like, it's all fake.
Like, no one sits there and goes like, excellent.
and reframing the emotion.
Like, that literally is not how sales goes.
It's just the stupidest.
It's all TV stuff.
It's all TV stuff.
Yeah.
Well, a lot of like the women that have ran for office
whenever they try to like be stern
and like, you know, try to show leadership qualities.
They just sound like they're scolding people.
But everyone's like, everyone.
You also can't.
The reason why I brought that up is
in sales, one thing matters for a guy.
Deep voice.
Tall, deep voice.
You will sell ice to an Eskimo and San Diego.
What about a hot girl, though?
Doesn't hot girls do?
Hot, hot girls, so I will say this.
I don't know about direct sales,
because the issue with a lot of sales
is that you're talking about an object-oriented function.
So if a guy goes up to a guy or woman and says,
goal-oriented solution, do it.
Both men are like, wow, if he's tall
and if he's got a deeper voice.
You could be tall with a squeaky voice, tall still helps.
You could be small with a deeper voice, deeper voice still helps.
You've got to be real quick-witted
if you're short with the squeaky voice.
so women presenting a solution-oriented thing, guys don't give a crap.
Other women might, but in issues of subject-oriented things.
So when I was doing nonprofit fundraising, the two factors that guaranteed a person would be able to raise money on a nonprofit issue,
if the man was tall and if the woman had big boobs.
Yeah.
And people get mad all day.
And I guarantee you, these companies are like if you say that you are fired.
And I'm like, bro, every single person with an IQ above,
can tell the chicks with the big boobs keep raking money in.
And the women with no boobs are getting fired.
And you know what I'm going to say?
Actually, this is really funny.
You don't really see a lot of the street fundraising anymore.
But I'd be willing to bet if you went through all of their employment history,
you'd find that women with small boobs were getting fired left and right and
when big boobs were keeping their jobs longer.
And you could easily be like, there's a discrimination.
Yeah, I mean, I think it's like at Hooters would they hire you if you had to fly
I don't know, that's discrimination.
So I think that there's probably an argument to be made.
But I will say, man, at least all these real estate agents, you know, you see this where they make
those TikToks or they're like, just scandalous.
Do you think they're selling a lot of houses where they're basically like using those?
No, I've not seen those.
What are they?
You haven't seen it?
It's like, yeah, it's like they'll do a house tour.
You have TV shows about it.
And it'll be like a minute or it'll be like two minute video and they'll use a drone shot
and it'll be like not necessarily in a bikini, but like short skirt and very short.
Yeah, yeah, I've seen those.
I'm just wondering.
does that is there, you know,
prospective buyers. I saw a castle
in Japan for 60 grand, and I considered it.
Because there was a high girl.
What? No, because it was a castle, bro.
Japanese castle!
Okay, well, you can't...
Well, you know, actually, one of the high-pressure
sales techniques that, like, high-end stores
do, like Armez and stuff, like, if you walk
into Armez, you can't just buy a Birken.
Supposedly the rule is that's her finest bag.
You have to buy one of every
other piece of their collection, and then that
makes you eligible. And the reason why they do that is
because all of the salespeople, they only get commission on every other item other than the Birken.
So it motivates them to sell that to you.
And that's also one of the reasons why they act like you can't afford it.
That's another sales technique.
Like so when they treat you bad, because then people are like, oh, you think I'm poor?
I'm going to show you and I'm going to buy.
So it's just that's like a sales technique that works on a lot.
Yeah, because like there's a lot of people who are stupid, you know.
Yeah, me included.
There's that TV show about, it's called Selling Sunset about like the real estate agents.
I think it started in Los Angeles.
and I mean it's it's reality TV so it's I'm sure it's like exaggerated to an extent but like the stuff
that they go out there wearing it's like actually unbelievable it's literally I would even say for
certain clubs you know like in the Midwest if you showed up to the club and like you know whatever
they were wearing it's like the craziest thing ever and this is supposed to be in a professional
setting LA is just like such a bubble but yeah I mean to your point that sort of thing it secures
deals yeah sex sales huh let's put you in a fun out there
it make you sell something.
I show up in a burqa
buy this house.
Yeah,
yeah,
probably sales would not be
that great in the burqa.
Well,
let's talk about houses.
Let's talk about houses.
We got this from Variety.
H3 podcast crew
cuts ties with Ethan Klein
after Heela Klein says
he has been having an affair.
You know what's really funny?
Do you know what the funniest thing
about this is, Alex?
Well, recently he was just,
I think there's a couple months ago,
railing against the guy
that cheated on his wife.
Nope.
No,
you guys,
The ladies are going to like this one.
On Halloween, he dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing one and thing two.
Terrible.
That's actually sick.
That's actually a very good point.
That is so diabolical.
That's actually sick because you know they picked those outfits and ordered on my Amazon like a week before or something.
So there's probably a little bit of planning, maybe not a ton.
And the fact that he shared his wife with his mistress wearing matching costumes is a special kind of people.
Look at this.
I've been watching clips.
Real quick. Ethan Klein dressed his wife and mistress up as thing one and thing two.
They're posing together.
I've been watching clips of them with the hindsight now.
And I guess this is all alleged, but the crew has unfollowed this girl tomorrow.
So it's like, it's alleged.
Tomorrow is the.
That's thing two.
That's the side, alleged side chick or whatever.
But she was on the show, wasn't?
She's been on the show for about a year.
But recently, right?
I think she was like a super fan that would call in and stuff because now all these old clips are coming out.
She met Oliver a tree and all over a tree called Ethan.
yo you gotta put this girl she's a super fan on your show but watching clips of her
and Ethan interacting now with this you know this hindsight I remember he said I'd
after the other day there's a clip that came out yeah yeah but he was saying he screwed
her over oh it was like she went to go do a thing and she was like yeah he tricked me
she's like yeah after yeah yeah well still he wasn't saying he was banging her I know
but it's like I feel like there's been a couple arguments where he's like ganged up on
Ela with Tamar just about like random like minuscule stuff you watch H3
podcast? I grew up watching it
severely in high school. What is it about?
I don't watch it more, but I used to watch it a little bit back in the air.
Honestly, I thought like there, I guess as a Floyd,
like their couple, like romance story was very
compelling to me, like, how they met
and, like, built this, like, YouTube channel together.
And then I, the only stretch of the podcast I really watch
regularly was Frenemones with Trisha Pitas.
What's it about? Like, oh, the entire show?
Like, what do I mean? They do,
I mean, it's a lot of none. It's like
Internet. Internet, meat, humor,
debating other.
It must be awesome to be dumb.
Yeah, it was very dumb, low,
like, oh, it must be fun to be stupid.
Well, it's not very fun.
Because, like, I was watching regularly, I was a little bit dumb.
Part of me, I'm super, I'm super jealous because, like, if we had a podcast, we were like,
yo, Alex, I, uh, I had chicken today.
It was delicious.
We got millions of views to be.
I know.
I'd be amazing.
Well, his views are at zero right now, and they're going to be zero for a while.
I can't believe they just threw millions of dollars into the toilet.
When they played, like, old clips of him, like,
ripping people who cheat on their wives.
He's like, you guys are so evil if you cheat,
especially if they're kids involved.
And it's just like...
He have, like, what, three young kids?
Three young sons?
So awful.
You know, he did say, seven months ago,
there's another clip that was going viral
where he was like, yeah, our views are down.
I'm thinking of divorcing Hila,
or Ila, however is their name,
and becoming pro-Palestine for the views.
He said that.
It's going viral right now.
And then now, Hila's in...
It is kind of...
You know, it's pretty crazy.
like everybody's views went down regardless of what it was, like some weird, weird stuff happened.
I think there's also like, you know, there's other social media platforms.
I think that might hurt it, but it does seem like political content.
Because even like, you know, Tucker, who I love, it looks like his views are down a little bit.
My morning show views are double.
Oh, they are?
Well, I mean, Tucker still does well.
You still do well, but you know what I mean?
You can see like a little bit of a trend.
It seems like it.
Everybody, everybody went down.
This is the weird thing.
Like, I'm just to bring up what I was saying, like, yeah, every media space, there's this,
there was like some... Even Joe Rogan is down, technically.
Of course. No, not technically, literally.
Yeah, there was a viral video where a guy who does like social media marketing was like,
it went viral because it was like, guys, don't freak out.
Everyone has gone down.
Like all channels have lost viewership.
And, you know, that's weird.
Like, what is it?
The highest...
They were fake, dude.
They were all fake.
I know, but did you see that?
I forget which show was, but the highest performing Fox show that this week in the
primetime hour was $145.000.
Was that you that shared that?
And you said that's, no, no, no, no.
They average 100,000 in the key demo.
Yeah.
A hundred thousand views.
Now, to be fair, these are long form views.
Yeah.
So they're going to be a bit better than like Carousel content stuff.
But, yo, that's, that's not right.
No, especially they fired Tucker.
We launched, we launched the Tim Poole show and we're averaging about 600,000 per episode.
And I'm like, yeah, that's great.
You know what I mean?
And then when we, when we got the analysis back from one of these tracking firms,
they were like, your number eight of 15 top podcasts on YouTube.
And I was like, we just launched the show.
When we looked at numbers, all of the shows were like,
and so when we launched the show and we're getting these views,
they were like, oh, yeah, actually, you just launched this new show
and you're like one of the biggest.
And I'm like, how is that possible?
We're only like half a million per show.
Like, isn't Rogan getting like a million, two million?
They're like, no.
Yeah, no, Rogens are down.
And my buddy John Gross was just on Tucker's.
I don't think that reached a million.
And yeah, no, it seems like, even I think lately,
even the, you know, your favorite person in the world.
I even think Candace is kind of like,
now there's drama with Candace and Baron Coleman and all that stuff.
Maybe.
And who?
You didn't hear that.
Supposedly there's a big fracture in the Charlie Kirk Truthor community.
You haven't heard that?
Have you heard that, Olivia?
Is it something?
I'm honestly like,
well, I know it all of it.
Because I don't watch everybody's podcast.
Is it like something dumb where they're like,
the mic had a powder charge?
No, you idiot.
It was a plastic charge.
No, it was a powder charge.
It was something dumb.
Supposedly the real drama comes down.
to the fact that Sean Ryan is actually funded
or some of his advertisers or friends with Palmer Lucky
or maybe it is Palmer Lucky.
They don't like Palmer Lucky?
I guess not because he's in the defense industry.
So technically the fact that Candace was defending Sean Ryan
that makes her a Fed because Sean Ryan is a secret fed
and that's why he became famous.
People don't like Palmer Lucky?
I thought it was based.
I mean, listen, I'm talking about the conspiracy theorists,
like the ones that are trying to.
So now they're like the Charlie Kirk Truther, Truther, Truthers,
that are like just really dead set,
the ones that are like really disconnected from society,
those are the people now are saying like,
Candace isn't.
Well, Charlie's in Valhalla.
Yeah, with the other side of the ice well.
Dude.
Yeah.
I can't even, don't even say that.
That's gonna piss me off.
When I, in the hours after everything happened,
it was like the worst thing ever.
And then I saw Cash Patel's press conference
and he goes, we'll have the watch.
And did you know if the Hala is?
It's like we're the Indian gods go.
It's not even where Charlie would go.
The Hala is the Norse Vikings.
Oh, whatever.
I heard there was some Hindu.
It's where you go when you die in battle.
The I'll see you in Ball Halla?
When they die in battle?
It snapped me out of it so quick.
I was like, what did he just say?
I had to like re-watch it multiple times.
Shortly he's not talking about Hala.
Did you hear about Cash Patel wouldn't get out of the private plan
until somebody handed him an FBI jacket?
Did you guys hear about that?
No, but no, this is fake, dude.
You think that's fake?
No, I'll tell you why it's fake.
He's probably like, is it raining?
Is it raining?
Like it is raining.
Can someone get me a jacket?
And they're like, yeah.
And they're like, you want to go?
It's like, they hand him a jacket.
Walks out.
And then some stupid press goes, he wouldn't leave until they give an FBI jacket.
Yeah.
I'll tell you this, because I know Bill Pulte, right?
I've hung.
He's a good guy.
And he's like, and I say this with respect.
He has golden retriever energy.
And what I mean by that is like he's big and smiley and bubbly.
He's like, hey, how's it going?
Then they post these pictures on Politico where he's all like snarling.
And I'm like, they find the one picture.
the one picture.
And it's got,
they put this picture of him
because they're trying to make it look like
he's this evil guy working for Trump
and hunting his enemies down.
And he's like this smiling.
And I'm like,
I guarantee you he's like standing
with Trump with a smile on his face
and like a burr,
like an egret flies down and he goes,
is that an egret?
And then they catch that one picture
where he's got a furrowed brow
and they're like,
look at how evil he is.
And you meet him in person.
He's like,
hey guys,
he's all really nice.
Well,
he got famous for like handing out free money on ads.
I just did that to me one time.
My thumbnail when I was on here
like five years ago,
it was horrid and I made you guys change it
because you guys got it was really bad.
I think I remember that. That was funny.
But that's what they do. So like Cash Patel,
it's always going to be something dumb.
Like, you know what? I'll give you a really good example.
Okay.
When PBD went on his show and said Tim Poole refused to come on
unless I bought him a private jet.
Oh, yeah, that was.
The real story was, we said,
Tim is unavailable for a Saturday morning show
because he records Friday night.
And then they said, what if we do Saturday evening?
And my team responded with,
The problem is still that he wraps at 11.
Then we have to wake up, drive to the airport, would get there in the middle of the day
and be totally tired and unprepared for a debate.
If you really want them to do it, is it possible we do a charter?
They said, we don't think we can do a charter.
That's just too expensive.
We said, well, sorry, didn't work out.
Next thing I know, and I never was even part of the conversation.
Never, not even, I had no idea.
Next thing, PBD is like, too, give me a private general else.
And I was like, I have no idea what you're talking about.
This is what they do.
It's all fake news.
Don't shoot the messenger, but you didn't see what PBD tweeted about.
your podcast, new studio?
What do you say?
He said, oh, Tim Pool copied me.
He's at the King of the Castle.
He has five people around the Dias.
Are you joking?
Yes.
You fell for it.
Yeah, but you do have PBD vibes a little bit.
Have you noticed that?
BD vibes.
Yes, because you're at the King.
If you look at the PBD sits like this and then I'm Adam Saws.
I did not design this room.
I like this room.
I think it's good.
One of the good thing about PBD, he is kind of annoying.
But the guy does, you know, have a good setup and stuff.
I think you have a bank vault, isn't he?
What?
Isn't he a bank vault?
He's in a bank vault?
But I'm saying now he's not even in the center.
Isn't it like there's like three people?
Well, no, that's how it used to be.
But then recently the Adam Friedland, I don't know if you saw that drama or a saucenik was like your mom died of a headache.
Then allegedly it was Adam Friedland's mom died of brain cancer.
And then it went all vines.
Actually kind of sit at a similar table.
But listen, I know the PPD and you kind of have a little bit of heat, but you are the king of the castle.
I like you at the head of the table.
I think you should be.
I think that makes the show better.
You can direct it.
Well, we did it because we want to make sure you knew your place.
Yeah.
And listen, I'm the lowest on the totem pole.
I mean, I'm stealing snacks.
I want to just say something for no reason.
I had for lunch today, I had two sheets.
I had a sheets double cheeseburger.
Which is very unhealthy.
It was delicious.
It was so good.
And there was a dude.
What do you mean?
You went to a gas station and had a cheeseburger.
And I met a guy named Zach.
And he was like, hey, can I ask you a question real quick?
You're Tim Pua?
And I was like, oh, hey, man.
I'm like, I watch your stuff.
And I was like, I appreciate it, man.
He's like, can't believe you eat it sheets.
And I was like, of course, let's go.
And I ate no bun, no bun.
so they put in a little platter.
Oh, quito.
And then I got the bang bang sauce on it.
Yeah, but our buddy, Jack Busobic, you know, he's Wawa over Sheets.
We're a Sheets family.
Yeah, well, I like Wawa.
I do, but, you know, like, if there's, right by our studio,
there's a Sheets and a Wawa across street for each other.
It's like, we always go to Sheets.
And, you know, I'm from Dallas.
That's where 7-Eleven originally started.
I think it got bought by a Japanese company, so I'm very loyal to 7-Eleven.
So it's funny how we all have her.
What about you?
Loyal to the Japanese.
Yeah, what could be.
I think I switched because I went to college in Pennsylvania,
so Wawa was super big, but now
that the DMV area, because I'm from Maryland,
now that we got sheets, I feel like I like
sheets better, but Wawa has better coffee.
I'm trying to capture the H3 audience, not that they don't have
anywhere to go. Yeah, well, we need to talk about
lesbians and transgenderes and use our pronouns.
Is that what they talk about? I think so.
I think that... They're like constantly
warring with Hassan. I feel like that's...
Oh, Hassan said the N-word. Yeah, he did.
Well, Hassan and he even had
a podcast together for a couple of left over.
Now they're mortal enemy. Well, it's because
Hassan said that baby israel.
our fair game in war.
It was like their settlers.
It's like their babies.
Something like that. I think I heard that somewhere.
Hassan's a crazy guy.
He is.
But you know, this is another thing, Tim,
and I think you can kind of look at like Nick Fontes
is a similar blueprint.
The more you try to cancel somebody,
the more you say, oh, don't listen to him,
or the more you try to connect him with politicians
that are running for powerful positions
and saying, oh, it only makes him more credible.
And I think that's what we've done on the right.
Yeah, we've turned him into the boogeyman.
Don't say we because I didn't do that.
Well, I know, but I'm saying.
I'm literally defending the guy most of the time.
Well, I'm just saying.
Even though I think he's really bad.
Everybody's like socialism, this, socialism, and that.
I go to a lot of colleges with Turning Point USA.
Most college kids, when you hear the word socialism, it's not a pejorative.
It's not a negative connotation.
They don't even know what it means.
Well, actually, what they do think it means, their version of the definition,
oh, we might get free health care.
We might get some free stuff.
So it doesn't to them saying,
socialism to a college kid means corruption-free, and capitalism means corruption.
When they say capitalism, they're literally just saying the word corruption.
But to be fair, just like I think socialism would be, would fail.
You could argue that there are some issues with capitalism,
especially when we have all of our industries.
I'm not allowed to capitalism.
I know.
Well, I'm saying now we have, if you look at these multinational corporations,
I think Apple's one of the biggest, you know,
they don't make their phones in America.
They make them in China.
And they do into the Shangdong province in conditions that are so bad
they have to put suicide nets out on the side because so many of the employees are jumping off the roof.
And Americans want to want them.
it. Well, because we want to pay less for our phones. Indeed. So I'm saying it's these multinational
corporations that are able to... Bro, all of those kids who are like, we want socialism, we'll buy an
iPhone in two seconds to look cool. Yeah, duh. They will personally throw the Chinese person off the
Foxconn building to make sure they get their phones to look cool. I agree. They'll have free Congo
in the bio and then like little Congolese television are dying at 11 years old in the cobalt mines
for your iPhone. We'll show desensitized from death. People don't, it doesn't make them feel
bad when they hear other people. If they don't see it. Socialism means I should get free stuff.
That's it. And here's what. Here's what. Does that sound bad to a young person that doesn't have anything?
But no, but you know what? I don't blame them. You know why? I'm actually, I, so core socialism,
communism, bad, bad. Burning it all down? I'll tell you why. You saw that poll where it's like boomers
want to tax the young, 85% of boomers want to tax the young for Social Security? Yeah, I'm like,
okay, dude, I'm with Gen Z on this one. Yeah. Boomers are like, pay her.
Social Security.
You have total boomer luxury communism for people over 65, but like they're not experiencing capitalism at all.
Well, to be fair, though, didn't they say that like the Social Security is going to be out of money in 2036 or something?
No, no, no, no. It's going to, so by 2032, it can only pay out what it's paid into.
Because right now, they're right, so they're paying this much and they're taking in this much.
So it's slowly falling down.
The surplus.
By 2032, it'll drop to 78% of payouts.
By something like 2038, it will be insolvent.
completely. And that's because there's not enough young people to pay into it. So you need
four workers right now to pay for one Social Security recipient. Oh, wow. And because Gen Alpha
is so small in 10 years, you will not have that. You won't even have one for one.
Well, I complain. I complain about the foreign students, but that is why all these colleges
are like having so many foreign students because less Americans are going to school. The population's
getting like smaller when it comes to college age kids. I want to go to school. So this is a little
scary and I don't know maybe Elon Musk is right but I don't agree with like having a
much of you know babies out of wedlock well something like 40% of my of the college of the of the
population of my college campus was like from China like not even like Chinese American yeah it was
like there was a ton of Chinese foreign exchange students it's like 40% but they consider that
Asians or Indians are part of that too the first department complex I ever lived in in college
it was all like Chinese exchange students and none of them would talk to you they
all kind of hang, they were all like in some sort of Chinese biker gang and they all just kind of
hung out with each other at the gym. They'd like wear leather jackets at the gym. It was kind of a
weird thing. But like that was 40% of the school at the time when I went there in like 2020 to
24 was literally foreign exchange students. It was crazy. And I thought that, you know, because I'm
from California and I went to a school in the UC system at T.C. Davis. You get perks if you're
California resident. You get, you know, cheaper tuition and they'll prioritize you if you're
actually from California. And so I was like, this is great.
except for the fact that they supplement, you know, all of the money that they would have otherwise gotten from a full tuition.
They just supplement that with foreign exchange students pretty much because they can afford it.
It's crazy.
It is.
And in a town like Davis, where I went, it was such a small town.
It's like, you really noticed it, you know?
It was crazy.
Well, I was just at Ushu Riverside, and that's how it was with me.
It was like all Asian students.
There are a lot of Asians in California, but like a lot of the more Asian Americans, they were literally from China.
Yeah, it is kind of crazy.
like the whole demographic, all the demographics are changing in this country, like, rapidly.
And especially in Dallas, where I'm at where it's like so many Indians live there.
It's insane.
One third of all the H-1B visas that have been approved are actually in the DFW region.
I don't know if you guys know that.
That's like crazy.
Ethan Klein is the number two trend on X right now.
Dude, it's a big deal.
I mean, this guy is such a hypocrite.
And the fact that his wife is going on social media and saying that he cheated on me,
then his own crew is saying we're done with the show.
So it's like, it's not just one thing.
It's not like his wife just caught him cheating
and they're gonna continue.
I wonder what he's worth.
Well, I know they have like,
I think their house is like $3.6 million from something I saw it.
Didn't he repost?
Yeah, but, but he could have a $2.5 million loan on that.
Yeah, that's true.
And you could just see like his, his like gross zoomed in face
on the profile photo like floating at the bottom.
Well, he thinks he's hot now because he lost him weight.
That Ozempic made him.
See, the confidence that a man will get
once he just loses a little bit of weight
and then he'll just cheat on his wife.
Who's all like still in him?
Well, is it his fault?
Okay, let's just speculate.
like this, what if Ela was not giving it up anymore?
I think she just...
No, I think I...
I think I didn't. I think they have a bunch of children.
See, I didn't know this, but like,
Superfan hits him up and she's fawning over him.
Like, ooh, and she's 24, I guess.
And Ethan Klein is a man of weak will
and ill moral repute.
He had, like, the slightest of glow-ups,
and he thought he was...
It just... It makes it so much worse that he had her thing one and thing two
sitting there.
That is so bad.
Having them post for pictures.
And, like, Elah in the podcast had called this girl Tamara, like, oh, she's like our one of our kids.
She's like our fourth kid.
She used to babysit their kids.
Is that true that he described her as a kid?
Ela did.
Oh, Ela did.
Because Ela really liked her.
This girl, Tamara, babysat their three young children.
Like, it was.
Wait, he banged a babysitter?
Basically.
So it's like every man's dream, you know?
She was the co-host and the babysitter.
That's like the first themed porno ever done,
was that if i was if i was if i was if i was even clean though and then my as soon to be ex-wife is
x idf i'd be so i'd be scared to dad i mean he's gonna have a robert maxwell thing
just got to be on the phone yeah do not go on a boat if you're watching this do not go on a
boat they're gonna throw you off it just like the internet says that his net worth is 25
million wow so i'm gonna estimate his net worth at a hundred million oh really you're
going to four times it will they say though because of the infidelity and this is just stuff that
i read on daily mail so you can you can only trust it so much
but that he's gonna lose because of the infidelity,
specifically over 60% of the wealth.
Well, not just that, his net worth is probably largely tied
to the assets in the business, which he just lost everything.
Yeah.
So, like, I'll give you an example, Timcast has a stupid amount of cameras.
Like, bro, we've got like a $5,000 camera, like in a closet somewhere.
Yeah, yeah.
And, like, I was just telling the crew, like,
we should probably start, you know, recycling this stuff, you know?
Yeah.
Like, old stuff we don't use anymore,
because we've had like seven different studios.
he's going to have a ton of that stuff too, but now there's no business.
So like the immediate value of the assets in the business decline.
What do you speculate he does?
What do you think he's just going to continue to just not do a show?
He made a statement like shortly before we started.
Well, it was a non-statement.
It was like, please respect our privacy this time.
But he does and has clips because I was looking at his YouTube channel.
But he also said, I'm working with Ela to urgently remove my ownership and financial stakes in any podcast, Teddy Fresh, Teddy Glow or any joint
What he posted that?
Just like an hour ago.
He's taking all of his financial interests.
All your your support will go directly to Ila and the crew.
I do this in the hope that people can still support Ila and the crew without the concern of enriching me.
I know the crew will make an awesome show.
They are packed to the brim with the most talented, creative, hilarious, and all around great people.
That show's gone.
Yeah, Ethan is the whole thing.
I don't see that one.
Ethan's going to launch a YouTube channel.
He's going to instantly, he'll get a million followers relatively quickly, and he'll start making a million or two million
per year on his own channel.
And people will be like, we go, like, his fans,
are going to stick with him and they're going to say everyone has moments of weakness,
we're sorry, you know, be better.
It's a girl's fault.
I don't think they'll say that.
I think he'll retain a good amount of fans who want to watch his show who are going to say things
like you apologize, it's all you can do, everybody makes mistakes, and he'll have a small
audience, but he'll still be a millionaire.
Shame.
Yeah, I mean, I think that's definitely possible because, I look, I mean, cheating on his wife,
this dude was never going to be poor.
Like, I talk about it all the time.
The moment he, the moment he had a couple million dollars in cash, you put it in a high-yield
savings or high LDTF and you're rich forever.
I hope everybody out there understands what Kevin O'Leary said, your goal should be,
nothing else but get $5 million in T bills, treasury bills.
Yeah.
Because they'll pay you 5%.
Every year.
They'll pay you 5%.
So you're going to be getting $250,000 a year just because you have $5 million.
So you're going to get $20,000 a month.
Just chill.
I think he'll be financially okay, but at the exact same time when he goes on there and
he tries to be like the moral, you know,
the arbiter of moral or morality, excuse me,
and everything like, dude, you cheat on your wife.
So he's going to have to kind of go to the edgier side.
He's going to do that weird, like, blinking eyebrow thing, you know?
But he's going to have to go, like, almost MAGA, right, I think.
You know what I mean?
Tim, I do think he's going to have to go, like,
he can't pretend to be, like, the cuckold soy boy leftist.
I think he's going to have to trend more towards the maga.
No, no, what are you talking about, right?
Why's not going to accept the guy who's cheating at his wife?
Oh, I don't know.
Well, what if he does, like, the Ned Fulmer arc where he tries to do, like,
like a pot yeah he should be you should go on netformers podcast he's going to try and do like a comeback
arc he's like guys remember I'm still the wife guy that you knew and loved and I'm reformed
no no no no he should take over Andrew Tate not Tate's in prison and like locked away he should
become the next guy and be like he should be like you know what's I realized that I was like a
multi-millionaire and that women were dumb I could just have whoever I wanted
Ethan's watching this right now crying I'm going to get struck by lightning yeah you're going to get smited
But I do think he kind of fakes some of those ticks.
I don't even think those ticks.
Oh, is that a tick?
What is that?
Yeah, he's like, oh, I didn't know that.
You're canceled.
You're dumb.
I don't watch a show.
I just, when I see the clips, he does like the blinking thing.
And I was like, I thought that he was just doing it.
He's always like.
Yeah, he does it with his hand too.
Yeah, I think that's fake news.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what I heard?
I heard that his whole thing was that he just manipulates algorithms.
What, to get views or?
Yeah, so when he does click bait.
When he first started, and I'm not saying this is true.
The rumor.
was because I know a bunch of people work in social media for various companies. And they said
the reason that HB.A. got big was because they would, they would basically make videos that
they saw were popular, go on Reddit and use fake accounts to upvote theirs and downvote others,
so that it would force his videos to the top of Reddit threads, which would then get him
instant mass viewership. Yeah. That's why like, there's something to them. All my viral videos,
I find it on Reddit. And that's why they say like, his content was fairly generic. His
podcast is about nothing. So the question is like, how did he get to that position? It's
like really clever marketing and social media manipulation.
I don't know that it's true.
I mean, but I'm always kind of like, what does he talk about?
Whenever I see clips, he's talking about nothing.
You know, he's saying dumb things like, he's saying stupid things like,
I had a cheeseburger cheats today, you know?
Well, that's you, but I'm trying to think, like, what is the last
Ethan Klein clips that I saw I'm talking about?
It's always just like pop culture, internet drama.
I became a fan of the podcast because I was a fan of their original channel
where they were doing like skits.
It's like he was collaborating with like Idaubs all the time.
That's another guy who's had a freaking fall from grace.
Well, Jordan Peterson like reached out to him
because he helped that one humunculus guy back in the way back in the day.
And then he was like a good dude, did a good thing.
And then he like totally went the opposite direction.
H3 podcast used to be so big.
Yes, dude.
It was the biggest back in the day.
Yeah, now it's like nothing.
Literally.
They did like 200K an episode?
Yeah, I'm just saying they're done.
They're zero.
There's like 10 people on the show.
No, I don't, yeah.
That's always kind of a bad sign, too, and he just starts, like, letting the super fans come on just to bang them.
I mean, I mean, I have zero sympathy whatsoever for Ethan Klein at the same exact time.
I kind of have zero empathy for Ela Klein.
She's, like, IDF.
She's annoying.
I don't really like her either.
Am I a bad guy?
I don't think she deserved to get cheated.
No, she did.
She did not deserve to have her life turned upside down.
But for some reason, I almost don't feel bad.
I feel like she's probably going to screw them over, get more money in the divorce,
and probably end up marrying some better looking guy than Ethan.
Like, I believe she'll come out.
Is she not allowed to do that?
I'm saying I think she's going to take the W when this is all said.
Oh, I mean, yeah.
I mean, if you got cheated on, I mean, it's only up from there, hopefully.
Especially like Ethan Klein.
A guy's like, I mean, no way is he, one, not trying to be too perverted.
It's probably not good in bed.
I'm just guessing that.
I'm not trying to get too weird.
He's like a short, little ugly kind of.
Well, I'm saying he's an ugly fat, short Jewish guy.
He's probably going to make a sad.
He's not that fat.
But you know what I mean?
You're not like some IDF super soldier guy that she's probably going to marry some guy.
She's like Galgado.
She's like Galgado.
She's going to go wrong.
Hello.
I do think she's going to upgrade and he's going to take a very big downgrade.
He should just go somewhere and sit for a while.
I think he should just lay low.
I feel like once you cheat like so publicly and so horrifically, you just kind of have to, you just got to stop.
Do you think people actually really care though?
because like when politicians have these cheating scandals,
it almost actually helps them.
Your subreddit is going crazy right now.
And also like,
the fans feeling betrayed.
I was gonna say with internet personalities,
it's a lot more like parisocial.
You're invested in their personal lives
and their personalities.
No one really cares about like politicians.
Oh, that's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
Like, you know, now that there's this big audience
that's looking for a new show,
we need to get the drama go, oh, Alex,
you, what are you doing?
You got a hat you.
I hate you, Tim, dude.
Tim's such a piece of shit.
Alex cheated on me.
He always steals all my money.
Tim's an evil person.
I do steal his money, though.
What we do is Alex puts money in a slot machine, loses, and walks away, and then I hit it and win.
Tim actually did that one time.
It's not funny.
I don't want to laugh about it.
It's a funny story.
He bought it with a slot machine.
He put, like, 200 bucks in a cell machine.
Tim, you can go to the salon machine.
He walks off.
He walks up, and I put in 100, and I just hit it one time, and it's like, bing, ping, ping, ping,
ping, bang, ping.
He won, like, $1,500.
I, like, needed that $1,500.
Well, good for you, Tim.
Multimillionaire gets $1,500.
We were at Maryland Live, and then we saw, like, these slot machines had frogs on them.
And I'm like, oh, let's go grab that one.
And Alex's like, don't play, you're stupid.
I hit two jackpots.
Yeah, that's true.
Listen, don't take my gambling advice.
I'm kind of a mush.
Do the opposite of me, fade me.
But listen, enough with the gambling.
Enough with Eila Klein.
Like, we're talking about all this drama stuff.
Now we're turning into the H3, H3 project.
I know.
And as I said, we're trying to get them to watch us instead.
Which we should.
We do definitely need to do your audience.
Except on Fridays.
On Fridays, we're kind of just thinking.
Yeah, we're laid back on.
Remember who was that guy who was like a white rapper that came on here like five years ago and tried to debate you on white privilege? Oh, that guy was good. That was a
Oh yeah. I just right the rug and yeah he tried to fight him. No no he just smacked the mic and then we made it we made a shirt that said not that don't be that what is that I'm not that guy I'm not that guy yeah well and then then and then I was like yes you are you for that guy I think the most iconic though Tim Cass is the one where Kanye came in and then they did that they did the gimmick oh it's just like one of those flashback episodes this is like we need to
Edit in the Kanye thing right here.
And then Nick did stay a few minutes after and try to, like, yeah, fix it.
No, he's got up and left.
Did Nick leave?
Did Nick leave?
I got Nick stayed a couple minutes.
You can't book a private jet that fast.
I know, he's a dickhead.
That was a dickhead move.
No, I actually think it was very clever marketing.
It worked out well for everybody.
Yeah, it got me massive attention for the show.
People were praising me for pushing back on Kanye.
Kanye got featured on the front page.
It was like he planned this whole big marketing stunt probably with Milo,
and it worked out for everybody.
Yeah.
Well, look at my love, poor guy.
Yeah, what's the status?
Yeah, what happened?
Is he?
He's in guitar right now, I think.
He's a Muslim.
Yeah.
We need more drama.
We need more drama.
We need more drama.
We got this drama.
Hassan Nabi threatens to sue Ted Cruz after Senator accuses him of using N-word against black Americans.
See, the thing is he can't sue him.
You know why?
Why?
Because there's a video of him saying the N-word.
Well, I mean,
I mean, Ted Cruz- What's the concept?
Hassan will have to argue in court that saying the slur is not using the slur, but the left doesn't agree.
The left believes saying the slur is using it.
You see what I'm saying?
Hassan is not going to be able to-
He's leading this investigation, then the left is going to rally around Hassan.
No, they're not. They're already canceling him.
He's freaking out. You didn't see these videos?
I saw a little bit of this.
He's like, people are canceling on me.
The video's fake.
And they're like, it's not fake, Asan.
You said it.
The left standard is you cannot say the word for any reason.
And Hassan said the word.
I haven't seen it.
What's the context?
He said the word, Alex.
He said the word.
Dude, Chud the builder came out of nowhere, and all he did was say the word.
So maybe he might get new fans.
I don't know.
I mean, what do you think, Olivia?
I need to see this video because it's seeming like he's coming.
We can't play the video.
Well, that's true.
But he drops a hard in.
I showed it.
Actually, actually, actually.
Hard R.
Hard in R.
Was he reading?
He was reading.
He was doing a news report where he said that police who have said, don't get reprimand.
Oh. And so the point is, to all of us, we understand, referencing the word critically is not using it, but to the left, saying it for any reason is using it against black Americans. So when Ted Cruz comes out and says, Hassan Piker used the N word to disparage black Americans, and it sounds like, no, I didn't. The left goes, yes, you did. What year was it when he did that?
2016, I think. Oh. That's a little recent. But it's, though, it's 10 years ago, but yeah, I got it.
I just remember in eighth grade when my teacher was reading Uncle Tom's cabin,
she let that thing.
When they were doing popcorn.
She let that thing right.
We were doing popcorn reading.
She was popcorn reading for, what was it?
The mocking jay, the classic one.
Well, did you guys end up to read Huckleberry Finn?
I think we read that too.
That had a couple of in bombs on it, I think.
Uncle Tom's Cabin.
But at the time, and this was like, this was over 10 years ago.
But I think at the time, there were children in my class that were a little bit,
they had probably never heard it before.
So they were like disturbed to hear it.
but it wasn't like to kill a mockingbird.
I'm so dumb.
It's okay.
That's a big.
There might have been an embalm and to kill him.
Oh, there certainly was.
I, yeah, I recall.
So I defended Hassan on X.
Like, I think he's a bad guy with crazy views,
but he's clearly criticizing the use of the slur.
But it doesn't matter because he knows.
Like, this is the crazy thing.
Like, Ethan as well, they know the rules of the ideology that they've chosen.
So Hassan, like, bro, you've got no defense.
They're going to cancel on you, and you're not going to win this lawsuit.
Yeah, but to be fair, though, it was like, I don't know why I keep defending Hassan.
If this was 2016, about 10 or 15 years ago, it was still more socially acceptable to use it.
Those aren't the rules, those aren't the rules.
The rules of the left are if you've ever done anything wrong, you're done.
There's a lot of drafts that get picked, like, first round, the NFL draft or an NHL draft,
then go find a tweet when they were like 12 years old.
It's like the first thing reporters do.
Yeah, and they lose all their sponsorships.
Because this is Voidcast, and I have to preface,
I've never seen an episode of Love Island,
but this happens on Love Island all the time
where they bring a new bombshell and they go through the movies.
And they said, like, not even the N-Word.
They just, like, said something, like, in 2015.
Some people said something.
Some people did something.
Some people did something.
All roads lead back to.
All roads lead back to our girl, Ilhan.
What a guy.
Man.
She's cooked, right?
Yeah, well, do you, like I said this earlier, though, do you think the left will actually, because I think it's going to take that, especially if it happens after, you know, January when the midterm switch, it's going to take people on her own side of the political aisle to...
This stuff has already been out there, though.
They don't care.
Trump should just lock her up.
But do you think any Democrats will vote to...
When they go to court over the fake name thing, when they get any kind of court affirmation of the fake name, they should walk in, put her in cuffs and put her in prison.
Like, I mean, pending the criminal trial.
I'm saying the moment they're like, it's a fake name, she should be immediately charged with, you know, falsification in federal documents, you know, fraud charges and elections or whatever's going to be, FC violations.
I mean, she's raising donations under a false name is serious fraud.
And she's still, she's doing, she's doing fundraising literally right now.
Did you guys see that?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, she had to come out of hiding to beg for money.
She was crying.
If you're doing that, things are, she's in dire straits.
Oh, my gosh.
If you're crying, if you're crying,
begging for money. I mean, she's on her last.
The teary-eyed perp walk is going to go hard. It's going to go so great.
Do we want her to go to jail and get deported, or would her getting deported be enough of a
punishment, do you think?
Well, deported where?
To Somalia.
That's pretty bad out there.
I know.
Have you guys seen the videos of like the Somali museums, like the Somali History Museum?
It's in ruins.
It's unfortunate, actually.
It's an empty cabinet with like a basket.
Is Somalia where they eat the dirt cookies?
I know there's countries in Africa.
As Haiti. In Haiti, they make cookies out of dirt. Look it up.
It's sad. It's like bleak.
Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, it's bleak. It's like a woman like slapping in our armpit and it's mud.
And all these little kids that are handing them out of little kids.
They're like, oh. In India, they did it with poop.
As if it's like a fruit roll-up or something, like a delicious pack of gushers, like a, you know, a candy a kid might like.
But they're eating dirt cookies. So get those kids in Somalia, some feastables.
Oh, no. Come on. Mr. Beast, where are you at?
I'll destroy the economy, actually.
Well, you remember when Mr.
It will.
You know what happens right when they do that?
What?
When you set, so the, you know Tom's shoes?
Yeah, yeah, we give everybody.
He was like, if you buy a pair, we'll give a free pair to something like tribe in Africa.
So instantly, everyone starts getting free shoes.
So the local cobblers who, is that his cobbler?
They went out of business.
So it's like some regular guy who has a job fixing his shoes, all of a sudden can't fix any shoes.
So he becomes homeless.
And now he's not buying food anymore.
So the guy who normally makes the bread is like,
I'm, where's my customers?
Because the people who are to the shoes to work on.
So then the bakery goes under.
He basically gave all this free stuff and destroyed their economy.
So I hear.
That's what the reporting says.
Yeah, I'm not surprised.
I had a pair of time.
So if Mr. Beast really wanted to maximize the destruction he could do,
he should bring feastables to Somalia.
But did you know that he got canceled because there's a bunch of,
like how we have the homeless industrial complex here.
There's a bunch of nonprofits that make millions of dollars building wells in Africa.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And they build like one well, you know.
a month or two, you know, however, the bare minimum, and they're collecting millions of dollars to build.
Whatever the Clintons did in Haiti, I guess.
Exactly. Basically the same thing. And then Mr. Beast makes a YouTube video where he said every
well took less than like $8,000 to, you know, make. And then these well charities are
spending a million dollars for a lot. Because what the charities do is they're not actually
for these things. They're political money laundering and political control schemes.
And so they use, you know, I saw this video was really great. It said, feed them. And there's a loaf of
bread on a screen and when you swipe your credit card through the screen the credit card
cuts the bread then another thing popped them and said free them and it's got a hand with ropes
and when you slide the credit card it cuts the ropes and I'm like that is brilliant because people
don't even know they're donating to it could literally be like this charity incarcerates children you
know what I mean like we just capture them and lock them up yeah it's like gamified it's like a slot
machine or something you know it makes it cool I get ads on Instagram it's like you can adopt this child
from the third world and it like shows it's like
You know, you'll get an ad on Instagram.
You can swipe through whatever.
And it's like a bunch of children from, like, Mexico.
And it's like, adopt Juanita.
I'm like, how did you get on my Instagram?
We had one of those kids growing up.
We had, we virtually adopted a Filipino kid and sent them.
Yeah, yeah.
Like 30 bucks a lot.
I hope they were real.
I hope they were real.
I hope they were real, too.
I said them Christmas gifts and stuff in the Philippines.
That's so sweet.
Well, you know, I hope.
I hope they've expanded.
Why do you think it's terrible to it's bad for their economies.
What they need, like I was saying, when you give.
free things, you disrupt their ability to trade with each other.
Yeah.
So what you need to do is instead of being like, give $30 and we'll go give this free stuff.
No, no, set up a school.
Like, you need-
Well, LeBron James tried to do that, Kaisenat tried to do that, a bunch of celebrities.
Yeah, Oprah tried to do a school in Africa. All their schools failed.
Of course they do because you can't change a culture overnight, but I'm saying like giving free stuff is worse.
So what you really want to do is take them over, occupy them, military force.
Come in, assume control of their government.
Take all their children.
It's like colonization again.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
And then take the kids and force them to go to school.
And re-educate them.
They're going to have Windows 95.
They have to learn out of, they don't have chat.
GBT.
Places like Somali.
Did you guys know that like virtually every single woman in Somalia has had
female genital mutilation under her?
They're all.
Which I'm in favor of.
All right.
Anyway, so clearly they need to be reeducated.
It's not, it's not going to take.
You literally are starting from square one.
Yeah.
They're going to have to throw away the Quran, if that's the case.
I don't think that's happening.
So I don't know if that's ever going to change.
But you know what?
You know a topic, though?
And I actually want to get Tim's opinion on this.
So I go and I do the debates for Turning Point.
And every time I do a debate, you think it'd be a bunch of Candace questions.
It's not.
Maybe once in a while somebody brings up Candace.
But at every debate, and sometimes I edit this out because it gets so annoying,
guys are mad that they were circumcised.
Have you seen this?
Yes, of course.
Yeah.
I think that's valid.
You think?
Yeah.
I mean, obviously I can't speak to it, but it seems barbaric if you just say what it is without, like, going over the customs.
Well, I don't debate them.
Even with the customs for it, it seems barbaric.
But Olivia, like, I don't debate them.
Like, I kind of agree with your point.
Like, I don't debate them like, oh, you're just bitter that you got, you know, circumcised.
But at the same time, like, is it that big of a deal?
I mean, I think it's just normalized, but it'll be one of those things where we look back.
And it's like, why were we removing a piece of a baby?
Yeah.
It's really weird that they do it.
Every stop, there's always one kid that's like, I'm anti-circcision.
I wish I was not circumcised it.
Everyone.
Well, it cuts off like 70% of the nerve ending.
That's what they do.
That's where the real G spot is.
It's not in your butt.
Loboomo wanted to make you think it's in the butt.
Yeah.
They cut off the part.
That's what they say.
No, I know.
I'm very hip.
I think we're doing a good job of capturing the H3 audience.
Yeah, we are.
What are you guys?
Now they're learning where the G spot is and it's not your butt.
They've been trying to find it there.
I know you guys have been trying to find it there.
It's not there.
You were trying to find it.
Listen, I'm not going to sit here and lie.
I've stuck a bunch of Legos in my butt when I was a kid.
I was trying to build a bigger penis.
I thought if I stuck them...
When I was little, I thought if I stuck them there, it would go through my...
When you were little, you were insecure.
This is true.
This is true, yes.
It was a USS Liberty Lego set that I got.
I got it at the Holocaust Memorial Museum, and I tried to stick it up.
I thought it'd make this go out there.
But no, I got really sick.
I was in the hospital.
over like two weeks. It was really bad. Instantly demonetized.
Yeah. No, I don't, I think you can say that. I think you can say you can take a Lego up here, but
I don't think that's... You think you can say it. Well, I don't know. Listen, YouTube, we did this.
This is all consensual. It was between me and my uncle. He's on the built of the thing.
Stop. I'm joking. This is not even funny anymore. But I love Legos. That is a fact.
That's, we're allowed to say that. Right, Olivia, on YouTube? Yes. Okay. Thank goodness.
So I'm not trying to police you. I'm sorry. No, don't police my free speech.
I'm not trying to. I'm sorry.
I just had a reaction.
But we're doing an H3-H3 version of Timcast tonight,
so I thought maybe if I talked about weird sexual stuff.
You got to do something crazy.
No, drag queen story time stuff, maybe they'll like that.
I know that Ethan's a big defender of drag queen story time.
Did he defend that?
I think so.
Seriously?
Yeah.
What Ethan Klein did?
Yeah, he's definitely pro.
Because I remember he shared one of my videos,
and I think it was when I was like protesting and fighting with a bunch of,
I don't want to tell you the rules again.
And you've been on the show way too many times.
What did I say this time?
Oh, nothing, but I anticipated one comic.
No, nothing.
No, I don't want to hurt anybody.
I don't want to hurt myself.
We're all about friendly.
I'm a pacifist.
I'm like Switzerland.
And Ethan Klein, as, I hope you consider joining Timcast.
We're watching this right now.
Tim is hiring.
We have an open chair for you, Ethan, please.
This crew won't quit.
This crew will stay, they're loyal.
You'd do like 32K a year, you know.
There you go.
Listen.
He needs gas money.
And he can kind of like...
In California, literally.
And he can kind of become right wing because I think he is...
I think he is kind of secretly right wing, especially now...
He used to be kind of.
I know.
And now the left is so anti-Israel, so I think that, like, he might find a home on the
conservative side.
I actually don't think that's that crazy.
I mean, like, it's not that bad you cheat on the mother of your three children.
Like, we're red pill.
Yeah.
Red pill over here.
We like tax cuts.
Yo, this baby was born with a mustache.
Look at this.
Holy
Look at that
Oh, you can't see it
Why is the TV off?
It's been off the whole time
What?
Yeah, a baby with a mustache
I kind of like that
I know, man
We need to get him in the training
A baby was born with a mustache
This is the kind of hard-hitting news
We need on a Friday
Look at that
Oh my gosh
That's a baby with a mustache, yo
Dude he has 20 years of work experience already
He's not going to get carded at all in high school
Not real.
I don't know.
That's what it says.
This baby born with a mustache.
Man.
I can't even grow a mustache.
That's got to be the coolest the baby I've ever seen.
I think he's kind of...
What ethnicity produced this hairy mustache?
Let's all guess.
Who are on the table and guess?
Ethnocussar with this baby.
It's Ecuador or something.
Yeah.
Is that it is?
Yeah, Ecuador.
So there you go.
You know, mustache babies.
it's kind of like around it's like yeah it looks like massacria to me it doesn't look real it looks
like somebody drew it on i think it's because there's so much testosterone in people's um drinking water
now left over from men on peptides and then when you use oh did it cancel out i thought there was
so yeah that's what it's canceled out the birth control and now it's pure testosterone so are the frogs
straight again i hope so we need ass out of sheds the frogs have mustaches yeah now the frogs are chads
They're all beasts.
Alex, are you happy now?
Yeah.
Well, you know, when it comes to Alex Jones, too, I know, like, he had some heat with Tim recently.
But I will say this, the guy was right about a lot of stuff before other people.
I know now he's gotten kind of crazy, but a lot of his crazy conspiracy theorists, like...
Who's?
I'm saying Alex Jones, you know, when it comes to estrogen and frogs turning gay.
All that stuff sounds retarded.
That was atrazine.
What I'm saying, the astrosine, like, a lot of the stuff now...
That was real, right?
And this is an argument I would make.
And I'm not even trying to defend...
Alex Jones, but I talk about this on my show, Real America's Voice, Monday through Friday, 11
Perman Eastern. That's a sweet plug or a cheap plug. But I will say this, Tim, and I want to get
y'all's opinion. We have this impression that it's right versus left, but really I think it's
the globalist versus the nationalist. I think there's people like Elon and Omar that want to just
take away our borders and import the third world, and those are the people that have globalism as
their, you know, shining light or their North Star. And then there's people that are fighting
against that, whether they're conservative or whether they're
considered themselves Democrat, there's some people
that want to put America first. I think that is
where, like, fundamentally
we're divided. It's the people that want to take away
America's sovereignty and people
that want to keep it. And I don't think it's always just right
versus left. No, that's not.
I agree with that. I agree.
Okay. Well, you don't think
they were pushing towards globalism. You don't think, though?
I don't, I think, no matter
which side you pick, it's globalism.
Yes, because the conservatives
have foreign affairs, like, the most important thing. So, yeah, I mean,
I think there is a point to be made.
So the question is if you pick the right, you're getting American hegemonic global power.
If you pick the left, you're getting Davos, hegemonic global power.
I guess I've never had.
So do you want gay communists in charge or do you want, like, Trump?
We got a couple homos on our side, too.
Let's not pretend.
Yeah, Trump has the gayest, cabinet.
Yeah, Scott Besson is the highest.
Okay, but he's not like the rest of them.
He's gay.
He's gay.
He is, but, like, he just kind of has a pink house and keeps to himself.
He's not like out in the pride parade, you know, wearing the shorts.
He's definitely been into a pride parade in his life.
Maybe.
Yeah, but we haven't seen it.
It's been a while probably.
And that's what matters.
He's the type of gay that he's the reports for telling people to come outside and then
he punches him in the face.
Then Elon Musk walks back in with the black guy and like-
No, see, I do this, let me tell you why you ladies are so wrong because, and I have
to mansplain this.
And I mean, this is all due respect.
There's nothing worse than a closeted gay guy.
If you're going to be gay, be gay.
Oh, I like that.
this, da-da-da-da. Scott Besson is gay, likes boys married to a man, but then he tries to act
like he's straight. That hurts a straight man. That makes us look bad. Every gay man is flamboyant.
And also, he's not closeted. I would prefer if the homoes kind of kept it. You want them to be
like Graham? You think so? Yeah, that's how it should be.
Bill Graham was exactly discreet. He was, my name is Lindsey Graham. And it was like, okay, well,
and I'm a Disneyland. And I have a bubble wound. And it's like, okay, well, this is a little,
this is pretty clear. But like, you know,
just a gay guy that talks normal.
That's great. That's fine.
I like that.
I don't know if they can help it.
Well, Scott Besson's okay.
Well, they do say that you can't help it because when gay guys go get surgery and they get anesthesia,
supposedly when they're in anesthesia, they talk normal.
They're like, yeah, I'm like this.
Look it up.
You can look up gay guys under anesthesia.
All of a sudden, their voice, you know, goes down a few octaves and they're very masculine.
So that's the trick.
I guess.
I don't know.
But Scott Besson, probably small.
guy, brilliant guy, you can just tell by talking to him, but I'd like them to be a little more
flamboyant. I'd like it to be one in there in high heels and a dress. Or like a pastel suit too
yeah. I mean, come on gay it up. If you're going to be gay, don't be half way. I'm the opposite.
I'm like, if you're going to be gay, just like me normal. Be in the closet. You're like,
don't be in the closet. No, but just like don't, you know, it gets a little much sometimes.
It's like you got, you got a, you can still be normal and just like have a hot. I think the Trump
gays are normal. Well, okay. Well, you could do get out after this.
We can talk after that.
There's not been a lot of stuff I wouldn't say to you, but I'm like, oh, we're not with our friend group right now.
I'll just text you under the table, yeah.
We don't want to get kicked off YouTube, but...
Who do we think is going to win in Florida, Tam?
Do you think Donald's has it or...
Well, he just called a trans person...
Sir.
It's ma'am!
And that's actually what happened. Yeah, you want to watch? Here we go.
Let's probably help with those.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm not a sure.
I'm a man.
I'm not a man.
As a member of Congress, I voted to actually release those files.
That's number one.
You're fucking kidding me.
You're fucking kidding!
The woman are, sir?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm listening to the boys in my ears.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Now, back to the question.
You don't see you the rest of me, right?
So now here's...
People are psychos.
Sir, we are going to make sure...
Start again.
Yes.
We don't have.
Yes.
You've belittled her enough.
You've little the six-foot-tall.
There's nothing about her that's little.
All of these people are psychopaths, and Byron Donald's handled that like a pro.
And transgender is less than 0.01% of the population.
There's such a small amount of the population.
He should have called the other lady yelling at him, sir, as well.
Yeah.
I like how the lady, you could tell who's actually a female, because the female is hysterical.
He was actually still very calm and collect.
And the female was like, how dare you?
You can see a woman's hysterical.
woman standing right there. And it's like a six-foot-tall burly man with long hair. It's literally just a guy
with long hair, which I'm just imagining like, let's just go back in time to the Salem witch
trials and there's like two dudes sitting with two chicks and they're just being like, see,
this is why we're having the witch trials right now. You know, these women are, they're hysterical.
And now the women are going like, I know they're crazy. Well, a woman, I mean, maybe these two lovely
ladies will admit that women are crazy. But I would say that women are pretty crazy, but men are too.
Yeah, but you know, like men are crazy for different reasons.
Yeah, and in different ways.
I was talking to my wife about this.
It was actually funny because I jokingly was like, well, you know what they say?
Like, women are crazy.
And she looks at me and she's like, you guys are jumping off of buildings outside.
Like you've got these skate ramps.
I watched one guy jump off 10 feet and slam into the ground.
You guys are nuts.
And then I thought about it for a second.
And I was like, yeah, you're right, actually.
Guys are just crazy in a different way, you know?
It's part of our charm and allure that we're crazy in a different way than men are.
No, but you know, I thought about it.
Like, women are crazy about people and men are crazy about things.
guys are like, I'm going to jump off this roof and survive.
And then he like busts both his legs.
And he's like, yeah!
And women are like, you're nuts.
But then women are like, how dare you call me a name?
You know what I mean?
I do think you're right.
Some people are more sensitive than others.
But here's a thing.
If you watch a guy do a backflip off of like a building into the ground and he gets up and he's got like bruised heels,
if a woman called him crazy, he'd be like, yop and he'd laugh.
But if a woman started screaming about trans, he called her crazy, like, don't you call me?
They should freak out.
Yeah, that's why.
There's a double standard.
There's a double standard with a lot of stuff.
Like a woman saves a lot of guys.
She's a slut.
A guy sleeps a lot of women.
He's a...
Yeah, but that's the thing.
You know the saying.
You know the saying about that.
Well, yeah, lock.
Yeah, yeah.
A lock that could be open any key is a terrible lock,
but a key that can open any lock is a great key.
What about a pencil sharpener?
There sharpens a lot of pencils,
but the pencil gets rolling down every single time.
Is that the opposite to that?
I've heard that before.
A pencil is sharpening.
Yeah, but I think you'd argue that, like,
The more pencils the vagina sharpens, the weaker the sharpening.
The pencil is definitely suffering a lot more than the sharpener.
I know.
Okay, okay, and I don't want to get too crude, but I will say this,
and I watch enough like these interviews or they ask people that, you know, sex workers, this and I.
You know that, like, these rape charges, one woman, they can tell when you lost your virginity.
I'm saying there's, there's, like, permanent damage every time a woman has sex to the vagina.
You know that, permanent?
You said permanent.
I'm not sure that's true.
That's what they say.
No, there's not.
says that. Yes, it is. Every little bit.
Germanent damage? Well, every time you hit it,
like a baseball mitt. It's like a baseball mitt.
The more you loosen up a baseball
mint. Yes, it is. It doesn't just get tighter. It doesn't just
all of a sudden come back together. Like, leather
and the skin. I swear. I know. That's what,
what do you think? You can push out a 10-pound child.
I know, and it barely comes back to the same. That's
why they have a vagina rhinoplasty is like one of the biggest
surgeries out there right now. That's not for that reason.
That's labiaplastic.
Yeah, still. That's for cosmetic purposes. That's not.
I'm just saying.
You stretch something out enough.
It might say stress out.
Am I done crazy?
Whatever.
So, yeah, but a penis doesn't stay stressed out.
The Floydcast might have an issue.
It's like the damaging a hammer and a glove.
Like, the hammers.
You know what this sounds like to me?
Like, you ever see the 40-old virgin?
Yeah, and he's like, you know, it feels like a bag of sand.
Yeah, what is trying to describe it?
I'm like, uh.
Like, what is it like when you have sex?
It's like a bag of sand.
A hot dog down a hallway.
Yeah.
Holding a bag of sand.
But that line was silly because, like, anybody who's ever seen a boob knows it's not a bag of sand.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, that's a great movie, though.
Steve Carell is, like, one of the best ever.
That's, uh...
And doesn't he, like, bang some old lady or something?
A grandma.
I think he ends up marrying a girl, right?
A grandma.
What? What?
Like, the first woman he's with is a grandma.
Does he actually lose to Virginia?
I just remember the time where he gets his body waxed.
That was it.
I was it.
I was a great scene.
Yeah, he ends up dating that woman, and it turns out she's a grandma, and he's like,
you're a hot grandma or something.
Oh, yeah, but yeah, but yeah, she's happened to be a grandma,
but she was actually hot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that.
There was a couple of those in Congress.
What?
A grandma.
Well, Lauren Bobert's a grandmother.
What, really?
Yeah.
I'm sorry to pretend that she's not.
For Tim, I think Lauren's actually like a year or two younger than us and she is a grandmother.
I mean, that's normal, actually.
Yeah, she's a proud grandmother.
I love Lauren.
I got...
Like, look, if a woman had a kid at 20 and then when she's 40 or her kid had a kid, she'd be a grandma at 40.
I think she actually had the kid.
Yeah, I think she had her kid at 21 or...
Her son had a kid at, like, 17 or something.
Yeah.
He's the one who's going to arrest in the first of stuff.
And gosh, I don't want to defend this.
But even with Lauren Bobert's son, they got in trouble with the sex scandal for sharing a nude of his girlfriend.
The girl was 17 at the time, and he was 18.
So I know that that sounds bad.
Where at?
I think it was Colorado.
Because we've been over this.
The age of consent to the United States is like, it's like 70% 16 years old.
Yeah, yeah.
But DC is 16.
But I think he said he should.
I think Colorado binge porn aspect of it, which you should not have shared.
So I'm not like trying to defend him.
But to make it.
To make it seem like he was like a pedophile, you know, it's...
Colorado is 17.
Yeah, once again, I don't think it was the...
If you are under 15 years old, it is legal to consent with someone who is four years older.
Yeah, yeah, once again...
So an 11-year-old can be with a 15-year-old.
A sharing of underage images is what...
It does not sound right, but those are Romeo and Julia laws.
Yeah.
But I think it was because he shared images of somebody that was under 18.
Well, you shouldn't do that.
Yeah.
I agree. I'm not.
But they made it sound like he's like Jeffrey Epstein on Ebson's Island with like 14-year-old.
Well, that's the thing about the Lindsay Graham thing where they're like one of the male escorts was underage.
And it's like, no, Lindsay Graham is still disgusting.
But in D.C., underage would be under 16.
And the guy was 17.
17.
So, like, they're just.
And I'm just like, dude, Lindsay Graham is dead.
I don't like, who are you going after?
Don't vote for Lindsay Graham?
Okay, they won't.
He's dead.
And is Darlene Graham doing well?
the polls are she's getting oh she's doing miserably bad she's doing terrible like they're gonna go
to like your brother was gay and she'll be like i guess he was i mean he was bad i guess he was
so vote for me for different reasons her brother more than that gosh the conspiracy theory now is they
killed lindsay grant because of this october surprise no well of course the conspiracy theory would
exist you know what i mean there's going to be some sort of conspiracy too he's like connected
with israel this and that but i don't know if i thought the conspiracy theory was that he had just
gotten back from ukraine and that like russia killed him or
Yeah, yeah, that was.
One of the arguments was that he was actually killed in a bombing
and they didn't want to say Russia did it
because it would force him to the war.
Oh.
Yeah, I heard that.
Isn't that what he would have wanted?
Yeah, what are we doing?
He would have loved the war.
Like, he would have loved that war.
That would have been as good.
He went there thinking, like, oh, boy, I hope this starts a war with America and Russia.
And then they just drop it.
They're like, I want to war.
Well, do we think, I think from all of the information that I'm sure we've all read,
it looks like Ukraine is on their last leg.
Like, it looks like they are.
It's over, man.
It is over, but why?
And I'm reading the news and they're like attacking Elon Musk saying he's not a star length for him.
No, no, I'm just like, why do liberals have this psycho-retard obsession with Ukraine?
Like, it really, really annoys me that I can go to these lives that I know and they're like, Ukraine.
I'm like, why?
And they go, you like Russia.
And I'm like, okay.
Well, they think Russia's anti-gay.
I don't like Russia.
I don't like Vladimir Putin.
Of course.
Russia started an unjust war.
They're bad guys.
but these people only just found out Ukraine was a country a year ago.
And the USSR, what was it in power like 78 or 81?
69 years.
69 years.
I'm just saying in this, these are fairly new lines drawn in the sand.
So the fact that 2 million people, they speculate 1 million Ukrainians and 1 million Russians
have died for the Donbass region because there have a couple of people that actually wanted
to identify as Russian.
To me, it seems like a big waste.
I kind of understand Zelensky's arguments like, we don't want to just give up territory
to a foreign invader.
but at the same time, like, you were part of this USSR, there's a big conglomerate.
It's just, I feel like his situation is different than if Mexico was trying to take over part of Texas.
You know, the history is there's a farther in between.
Well, yeah, but Russia had a military base in Crimea, and they wanted access to it.
Yeah.
You're going to get a war.
And it's not that crazy.
And I think if Zelensky actually cared about his constituents and his citizens.
You know why we're at war with Iran?
The Petra dollar ended.
Well, no, but that's why we actually were going after.
That's why we actually took out Muammar, Gav.
in Libya. And now we went to Venezuela. They want to put the petro dollar on the African
dinar. Saddam Hussein wanted to trade in Euros, Gaddafi and Donar. He wanted to create an African
union. So they got removed. The petro dollar deal formally ended with Saudi Arabia. So the
U.S. is basically like, okay, we're about to lose everything. We've got also go to war.
Well, this is my argument that I do make on a lot of college campuses. Even though I, I mean,
if I'm being honest, I do say it kind of half-heartedly because I hope that I'm right. I mean,
I hope this is the plan. Is that maybe Donald Trump is playing.
6D chess. Maybe he is playing 7d chess.
Seven. Seven dimensions.
Nine multiversal chess. I think, I know it sounds crazy,
but I do think you have to go to this level because what if
this was a master plan? What if he wanted every single Gulf
state country or every country in the Middle East,
bombing each other's resources, making it so every single
country in the world were relying on American energy?
He's trying to create a new liberal economic order between the U.S. Russia and
China. And this ensures that we're going to say on the petro
dollar, especially if all these other people
have to spend millions of dollars or billions of dollars.
He's cutting out Europe because Europe doesn't produce energy.
Yeah, and they can buy it from America.
I think they already buy a lot from America.
So I know now, though, people are getting so mad that he's lifting the sanctions on
Russia to try to help with the diesel prices.
I think that's an indication that Ukraine lost the war.
Ukraine's over.
Because they don't, they're not like right now, the U.S. needs energy on the market.
And Ukraine does not contribute it.
I am fascinated by the psychology of like the type of liberal that lives in a really
affluent area that has no.
no ties to Ukraine that's like, I'm going to put a Ukrainian flag in my window.
Well, it's a victim, suicidal empathy is what they call that.
It's like you want to, like, you know that there is a victim, so you want to be on their side.
It's like posting the Black Square on Instagram.
Kind of, like you want to take on the underdog side.
You want to take on the marginalized community, even if you aren't a member of that community.
So I feel like they feel like the Ukraine's a victim, so they're just trying to get some sort of clout by supporting.
It's crazy.
I don't know.
I see that like when I go to Georgetown or like old.
town in Virginia, really beautiful historic areas. And you just see like these wealthy people.
They're retired. It's a Saturday morning. And they like look out their window and they see the
Ukrainian flag. I'm like, really? This is how we're, this is how we're spending time now.
They've never been to Kiev. They've never been there. And they love it. They couldn't point it out
on the map. Which like same, but you know, I don't have a Ukrainian flag in my window.
Now I can, but I couldn't be, you know, five years ago. I know that. It's bizarre. The thing with Russia
that scares me and you know
I think you guys are right on your assessment on Ukraine
that's probably Jover for them
but I don't think that Russia will necessarily stop with Ukraine
I think... Oh, you think they'll keep going in there?
Well, and I didn't think this before
but I went to Eastern Europe earlier this year
I was one of the places I went to was Narva Estonia
and it's basically kind of how you guys described
kind of like a leftover Russian town from before the fall of the Soviet Union
and it's separated by a river on one side of the river
there is a Russian castle, and in one side of there,
where there is an Estonian medieval kind of rebuilt castle.
And on the Russian side, they display propaganda posters
and hold concerts and have politicians speak.
And you could go on the Estonian side of the border
and look across the river and see the posters saying in Russian
that Narva is part of Russia, you know, we're not going to stop
and we want Narva.
It's a border town of Estonia.
And so I feel like, you know, I'm not super educated on the issue,
but seeing that in person was very surreal
and made me feel like some of the fears
about Russia not stopping with Ukraine
were very real
because they have posters displayed
for Estonians to read.
Yeah, and they're mobilizing in Kaliningrad,
which is freaky.
So we think that Putin is going to continue on his surge?
Like Hitler?
He needs the war industrialized economy
because the damage they've sustained.
And it has helped their economy.
They say their economy is actually...
It's given him a command structure
over the economy, which he needs.
And if they, once they stop now, they're going to tank.
So keeping the war going.
They've lost a million soldiers, allegedly, or like 800,000.
Of course.
Yeah, but the point is, like a million Ukrainians and around 800,000.
The point is this, when you start a war, you pay for it by stealing the resources.
So they have, now they're basically like, okay, we're a trillion in debt.
So we need to go secure another trillion.
Well, and like when all of the American businesses left Russia, after the war started,
they just like left all of the existing infrastructure for all the businesses.
So like all the, like the Starbucks, the McDonald's that used to be in Russia,
now it's just like the Russian version.
It's like star coffee.
And exactly.
And it's actually, and it's totally helped their economy.
Like all of the existing infrastructure, all of like the, the grudels to make burgers at McDonald's are still there.
It's just rebranded.
And now it's like a Russian-owned company.
So it's like, okay, good one.
Yeah.
Checking.
Liberals.
Like, okay, nice.
It's kind of stupid.
And I don't, you know, honestly, even though we're fighting a proxy war with Russia, like, sanctioning all their oligarchs and stuff.
I don't know if that really helps us out either.
You know what I mean?
Like, I know it seems like, oh, we're taking their yachts and we're selling them.
But to me, it seems like a drop in the bucket.
It doesn't, I don't know if that really changes this thing or if that makes us seem that much more powerful.
I feel like it just makes us a bigger enemy to Russia and makes them, it only encourages them more to support Iran in a proxy war, right?
Like at some point, we have to realize that China and Russia are two biggest threats.
And now you could say Iran.
Me, a pacifist, we should try to figure out ways to come to the negotiation tables so we're not fighting,
potential wars with them. And it seems like we could care less about that.
I feel like NATO's been like unnecessarily antagonistic. I don't know, maybe that's like a
hot take. But because they're, they have that arrogance knowing that they'll have America's
support. And it's like, well, what if it, well, what if we weren't there? And it's like, I feel like
a lot of this wouldn't have happened if we just weren't part of NATO, but maybe that's a naive thing.
I think earlier this year, a lot of NATO countries, particularly the ones that border Russia,
were a little bit scared that we were going to pull out.
At least that's kind of...
They were actually afraid, though.
They didn't want America to drop out.
So, like, when I was on this trip in Eastern Europe,
I went to Poland, Finland, and Estonia,
and I spoke to some of their...
I spoke to, like, the Finnish Minister of Defense
and, like, some high defense people in each country.
And they weren't like, we're scared,
but they were clearly making the argument to me
why their contributions to NATO matter
and why the United States should remain in NATO
because they need it.
They need us a lot more than we need them for sure.
Correct, but they were also making the case for reasons.
Like, one example that I didn't really know about was like Finland produces icebreakers.
We really don't because it's just like not in our in our geography, in our climate.
Like ice breakers to go through like boats to go through the glaciers and stuff near Russia.
And so like they're making that sort of arguments.
I mean, I was like, okay.
But obviously they do need us more than them.
But like they were making the argument like, oh, we, you guys need us too far stuff.
you know yeah i mean i don't think there's like enough american manufacturing where we can't
like we had to have a global relationship with all the foreign countries for whatever it is
whether it's like a lot of stuff we just don't make yeah which is the problem we should be making
this stuff and i know like i do all these debates with the leftists and like aren't you so against
the tariffs and it seems like so hypocritical that the people that want to tax the rich all of a sudden
get mad when Donald trump wants to tax a foreign country that's been taking advantage of us through
trade for the last hundred year so i don't know i don't know how it all like eagles
cools out and America comes on top, but I think it goes back to the saying that I'm saying
with globalism, like America is the big domino. Once we fall, once we become the one world order,
the leader of the new world order, which you've heard J.D. Vance and Donald Trump say, the rest of the
world will just follow suit. So it's kind of scary. Like, we are the biggest domino and that's
why we're the biggest target. Word. True. That's it. There's no other news. All I'm seeing is
just more Ethan clients. Like literally everyone's just like, did you see this? You got to get them on the pod.
Well, the news is a little slow. Like, I mean, I'm trying to think of like the same. I'm trying to
think of like the stuff that I was covering this week it seems like early voting is started in
almost every no this week was nuts just today is kind of calm down what do you mean what was yesterday
I'm trying to think about I even covered yes well I mean even today we had two FBI agents in
charged we had the top Democrat arrested in charge with Ilhan Omar fake name like you know it's been
three day wild Elon Musk just put a billion dollars into into us giving kids I dance no into
skydance so we'll own a piece of it'll own CNN well did you see Barry Weiss is allegedly
going to be out at CBS have you heard that room I don't not see that
Elon Musk buying into the parent company of CNN.
He's going to go there and be like, you're done.
You can't disparage your boss anymore.
Elon's taking over the world.
Well, me and Donnie Osmond or whatever.
He just shared me in him.
Donnie Osmond.
You know the Donnie guy?
Donnie Sullivan.
I like Donnie Sullivan.
I kind of confronted him at a turning-born event that he was at covering during the...
Did you call him gay or something?
I called him short.
And then he included me in his recent documentary.
And he kind of trolled me a little bit, but I trolled him a lot harder.
But when it comes to CNN, that would be, if they actually got Elon Musk to go in there and then tell them to actually be a little more moderate in their views, their ratings would probably go way up.
So they'd be lucky to have a guy like Elon Musk, a part of their company.
Nobody watches.
I don't believe anybody who watches Fox News, CNN, other than like boomers that are just, they don't want a page of the channel.
No young people are going, I want the CNN package.
100,000 in the key demo, bro.
Yeah, none of them even have cable.
That's crazy.
It's ridiculous.
We're bigger than that.
Yeah, and it's just, I don't know.
I don't know where the new, and Tim,
though, like you said earlier,
now the alternative media is kind of taken over,
but at the same exact time,
now the alternative media is oversaturated.
So it's just.
Everyone's got a podcast.
Yeah, I'm just going to quit doing media
and start making weapons.
Yeah, well, that's what Palmer Lucky.
You were talking about that?
Yeah, I'm just like.
What one would you make first?
Right now, I mean, I don't know.
What I will say is,
have you seen the,
taser gloves that went viral. Yeah.
Me and my guys were working on that prototype 15 years ago.
15 years ago, me and my guys were building taser gloves
because what we wanted to do was they, you can set the,
like the current, I'm not electric guys, I don't know for sure how exactly what,
like high amps, I think it's like high amps low volts or something like that.
Or might be high volts, low amps. It's painless, but it locks your muscles in place.
So we were like, let's put electrodes in a glove so if you grab someone's arm, it paralyzes
their arm. And then it was funny because my guy was like, oh, I know somebody who works for
insert big sport company. And he's like, let's reach out to him see if they'll sponsor the video.
We'll make a video about it. And he called the marketing guy and they were like, this sounds
super cool. Definitely. And they got a call back an hour later. He's like, do my boss is like,
you're like absolutely not turning our gloves into weapons. So we were doing stuff like that.
We were also doing drone experiments. We did the first ever live broadcast through a drone.
And so we were actually working on means of taking drones out of the sky. One of the things,
one of the things was to have it basically
like Spider-Man, a bunch of...
Well, the nets, I think that's what they're doing in the UK
and they just put up those big nets.
So we were building all of this before anyone ever did it.
And I'm like, if me and my friends went down that path,
we'd probably be billionaires.
You got to sell this to the government.
No, everyone's already there in front of us.
Oh.
Like, Andrewl made the EMP pulse
that knocks them out of the sky.
Yeah, the electro-magnetive pulse.
I haven't seen the taser gloves yet.
Well, one subject, I actually wrote a couple of things down
before the show because I was preparing on the flight here.
one thing we got to talk about this Tim and we've got to get your opinion I'm sure you've already covered it
but Brian Cole is not the pipe bomber I mean I think that what happened what's that you haven't seen that how Steve Baker there's video footage or
Steve Baker just oh he's got an alibi now yeah well so now they show they show so is that lady well we don't know if it's a lady but we see the person that's wearing a gray sweatshirt who is allegedly is a lady right near the RNC and dnc headquarters and then they have surveillance footage at the same exact time and Brian Cole Jr's on the
Southside. And you know, it's funny, he's wearing a Washington Redskins mask. Like, you can tell
it. And his grandmother posted a picture of the jacket that she bought him. He's wearing that
jacket. So you can, you might not be able to tell it's Brian, but you can kind of tell it's
Brian, if that makes sense. He's walking the similar gate. It's just all the, all the clues.
I think, I think the issue is, there's a preponderance of evidence that it was that lady,
but it was a sanctioned government operation. So they're like, we're not going to
Of course not.
Imprisen somebody who was ordered to do a thing and followed orders.
But this is to a bigger thing.
January 6th, yes, there are some crazy guys.
One of my best friend, Luke Coffey.
He was just a guy that was mad about the election.
Like, he wasn't a Fed or anything.
But there were feds there.
I don't care what anybody says.
There were definitely agent provocateurs?
Yes.
So were they the ones leading and knocking down the barricades?
Maybe.
I don't know.
But I just do not believe the official story.
I think Nancy Pelosi could have put in more security.
Yet she's having her son-in-law do a documentary during it all.
so she wasn't that worried about the safety.
And then just the fact that they make it seem like it was the biggest terrorist attack on American soil since September 11th.
Yet they were able to reconvene in, I think, three hours and certify the election.
So it obviously was not the worst terror attack because I don't remember 9-11 being cleared in three hours.
So it's like something about January 6th, the pipe bomber.
I think it's all kind of one problem.
And we're never going to get answers because I was talking about this.
John Gross, who's my attorney, he was just on Tucker's show, talking about this,
how he got a job in the Department of Justice.
and he started writing memos saying,
we need to investigate the January 6th committee,
and he got fired for it.
They literally said, we're not going to investigate.
The Department of Justice is not going to do an investigation
on the Department of Justice.
So I just think there's a lot of smoke.
There's probably fire in the January 5 bomber and January 6th.
You're a chicken and a chicken coop, bro.
That's true.
I'm a rat in a cage, like smashing pumpkins.
Yeah, and the farmer is just like,
I don't care what you think, bro.
Do your little podcast, do your little show.
The chickens are balking.
Oh, no.
That's exactly what they say.
Yes.
Like when I hear the chickens go,
I'm going to be like, oh, I better go in there and negotiate with them.
Yeah, no.
No, I'm going to be like, hey, hey, look at him go.
Here's some feed, and then I'll shut up, yeah.
Well, they decide on Brian, though.
He's just like a random guy from Virginia.
Well, because according to, the report was maybe he was autistic.
He is dim-witted a little, but because one thing that they have,
and this is the people that are like the, we could call them the Fed Sloppers or whatever,
the people that are believing the Fed story is that in his interrogation,
and they do, his own family says that he is a,
developmentally a little slow. At one point, they said that he bought a kitchen timer. You know
those timers that you twist that he bought that same kitchen timer. He admitted to them that he bought
that same kitchen timer that was allegedly on the bomb. So we had the thing that that little guy,
that kid made a clock and it was wrong. Yes. And Obama gave him a war. He's like he's one of those
crappy little twist timers that all of our grandmothers had. Like, so other than that,
they really don't have that much evidence other than his like harsh interrogation. So
once again when it comes to this i don't know if we're going to actually get any transparency
i would hope so but i think brian cole did not do that and i think the evidence i think it exonerates
him but you know we'll see what happens i framed him well in the timing on that arrest was like
the craziest thing ever yeah so this so this has no audio so you can kind of speak to uh through it
it's just music so that's brian cole he's looking at his phone how he looks at it
So that's where the J6 pipe bomber is.
So where he's like up there.
He's on, yeah, he's, and that's his watching.
Like that is not.
Wow, this is crazy.
Steve Baker got all of this different footage.
Yeah, great work.
Yeah, he did great.
Oh, no, this is a huge story.
And so at this exact same, at this exact same timestamp, look, now look, look, look
how the pipe bombers dress.
They're dressed in a gray hoodie, if I remember correctly.
And they're just walking different.
Like Steve Bigger's- Because it was a government sanctioned the vent,
and they're not going to imprison an air.
agent who's following orders.
Yeah, exactly right.
And if you're part of a classified mission or operation,
there's no obligation for,
if it is that, whatever woman,
or Carrie Chercroft, I forget her name,
she has no legal obligation to admit it.
I think she could actually get in trouble
if she admitted that she was the pipeline.
Remember when, like, we saw the footage,
and I immediately went, that's a woman.
Yeah.
And the reason why is because
when the bomber bent down to pick something up,
the person bent completely at the hips.
which men tend not to do
because men center of gravity is too high.
So when men bend over,
they'll bend their knees a little bit.
As they lean forward,
women will just straight lean forward.
Shawnee Kirkoff is her name.
Yeah, I mean...
And I'm like, it's a woman.
And then everyone's like,
here's the suspect.
It's a woman.
And I was like, oh, there it is.
They're like, no, it's a guy.
And I'm like,
here's I don't want every single guy to do,
okay?
And don't actually do this
because if you get hurt,
it's your own fault.
Stand up against the wall
with your heels of the wall.
Ben straight forward to pick something up.
You know what happens?
You don't know what happens if woman does it?
Nothing.
She just picks it up because female center of gravity is closer to the hips.
Well, I don't think Brian Cole Jr. is a pipe bomber,
and I don't know if there's enough.
There's a lot of Thomas Massey filed some stuff that.
Yeah, he said he wants Cash Patel to address it.
I wish Cash Patel would.
How sad to potentially frame this autistic kid who, like, didn't really.
They ruined his family's life.
They just ruined this kid's life because they wanted to cover their own.
It's really shameful.
I think it goes to the other thing
is like we think that everybody
in the government is just
chickens, yeah, exactly.
We're just cattle to them, you know?
Like, they don't care if somebody,
they don't mind if you go to war
and somebody dies in war, they probably don't care
if somebody gets arrested.
Yeah, yeah, they got money for wars
but not money to feed the poor, you know what I'm saying?
Spock's your core.
They just got Keefei D, a poor guy got 40 years.
Did you see the guy they convicted
who allegedly was a killer?
Yeah, but it's been like a decade.
Yeah, but they said he was, it's been
more than a decade. It's been four decades, I think.
I said four decades. Oh, okay. But Keefe D. wasn't even a shooter.
Allegedly that everybody in Compton in L.A. actually knew who the shooter was, and he got killed by
Bloods or Crips. So the actual guy that gunned down, Tupac has been dead since shortly after
the assassination. But Keefe D. was associates with this guy, and they gave him 40 years.
So he's the rest of his life. He's already like 70 or 65. So it's basically a life sentence.
So the left and the Democrats or Republicans are one big happy family tree.
the goal of the politicians is to keep the chickens from going crazy.
Scaping.
But Tim, I know you're kind of saying that condescendingly or kind of sarcastically.
But dude, these flock cameras, I know I see like a lot of the right-wing people that are defending.
You know why they're called flock cameras?
Because we're sheep.
Because we're chickens.
Oh, is chickens part of a flock?
We're a flock.
So, listen, I think actually it would actually be for public safety.
we should have a camera that's on every corner,
but I don't want that camera to have a backdoor
to artificial intelligence where in Dallas,
there was,
Governor Abbott Abbott just took away state funding for flock cameras.
Well, the city council immediately held a meeting,
seeing if the city council would approve
if the city would just take over the funding for the...
But just listen, Tim, 40 people spoke against the flock cameras.
I did it anyway.
Immediately eight to one.
A mixed way to.
Overwhelmingly, yeah.
Beyond the ice wall is Agartha, okay?
And that's where free men live.
You are all, you are all the intercontinent slaves to mine cobalt.
And here's the thing.
If the people in the intercontents ever found out that there was advanced civilization and technology, they would revolt.
So, as the Tubman quote was, I freed many slaves.
I would have freed many more if only they knew they were slaves.
So what Agartha Tartarian Atlantis agreed upon was never let the intercontents within the ice ring know their slaves and they'll never revolt.
but you'll still need management of the slaves.
So they send in high-profile individuals from Valhalla to come in and help manage things.
And when they're done, they go back to Valhalla.
Well, okay, let's get into the conspiracies because I just saw something.
So they say that the Greek empire had aqueducts and allegedly had plumbing.
And then all of a sudden during the Middle East medieval ages, plumbing went away.
People were like pooping in the streets.
And then right, this is true.
This is true.
Look this up, but suppose it had aquifer.
You mean Roman?
Like the Roman?
Yeah, they had Roman aqueducts.
Yeah, they had plumbing.
Yeah, they had plumbing.
Then all of a sudden, during the medieval ages, they didn't have plumbing anymore.
And then you got...
It's true, though.
Yes, it is true.
But then you can go look at like these ornate churches, like the basilica and blah, blah, blah, blah.
None of them have bathrooms.
When they're designed, none of them have bathrooms.
Right.
Well, the conspiracy theory is that there was a superior life force here.
Maybe it was like the nephalum or whatever, and they didn't even use the bathroom.
Oh, that's not true.
Yeah, and maybe.
Okay, do you think you poop in heaven?
What?
Okay, let's just say.
I don't think you poop in Valhalla.
The Nephilim.
Allegedly the Nephilim are third of the angels that were casted out of heaven and they were here on Earth.
They poop like once a month?
No, I'm saying if you're an angel, I don't think an angel poops.
I'm not an expert, but I don't think angels poop.
So I'm saying we are the retarded offspring of these angels and humans, and that's why we need toilets and that's why we poop.
The retarded offspring of angels and humans are the Nephilim.
Haven't you ever seen, yeah.
Okay, Alex.
Have you seen Elysium, the movie?
Yeah, I think I have seen it.
Where there's like a space stage with all the rich people?
Yes.
That's literally what Earth is right now.
And they had to go to Elysium to survive because of Earth's...
No, they don't have to.
It's just they're rich, so they live in the advanced technology with cures.
And the purpose of the movie, it's predictive programming.
Right?
They always got to tell you what they're doing.
So you live on Earth.
I remember the businessman comes down covering his face, like, oh, I can't believe I'm here.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, those are the people that come in to run everything.
What movie is this?
Elysium.
Oh, I have to watch.
No, Earth is like overpopulated and poor, and there's a gigantic space station in a ring.
Is it like Wally?
No.
Oh.
No.
No.
space station in orbit where all the rich people live, and they have medical technology that can cure any disease, and they have beautiful lawns, and everyone on Earth is living in squalor, and they all speak Spanish, and then in Elysium they'll speak French.
And then the movie is the poor people launch rockets to go to Elysium and break in and then try to steal stuff. And then they do steal everything.
So it's like, we got to rush the ice wall and get over there.
Yeah, we do need to climb the ice wall. If you actually go past the 60th parallel without, you know, military authority.
Because there's vast lands beyond it.
Yeah, they kill you.
Is this in the South Pole?
No, that's true.
The 60th...
Was it Admiral Bird?
Well, General Admiral Bird was...
He was like, I went past the ice wall, and I saw vast continents and lands.
Yeah, he said that he actually saw tropical climates.
This guy, yeah, you're going to look at up long dines.
See, the ones who...
I'm talking...
Where I land this time on my phone, apparently?
I know it sounds crazy, but I wouldn't be surprised.
I know there's a lot of natural resources in Antarctica.
I know that for a fact that they have tons of oil and gas.
Allegedly, according to Admiral Bird.
Allegedly, but you know it for a fact.
Well, General Admiral Admiral Bird was the highest decorated, I think, Air Force General at the time,
and he was one of the first people that they used to explore Antarctica,
and he described it, he came back and said that there was.
And when I...
Parts of Antarctica, a different climate, and there's more natural...
Well, he said he went through.
There was, like, an opening.
He went through.
And when I said I would pay for Alex Stein's trip, he refused.
Yeah, because I don't want to land on the ice, dude.
I'm not trying to go to Antarctica.
Should I have gone to Antarctica, Rebecca?
You could have gotten, like, a Canada Goose jacket and made a whole fit.
And, like, it could have been, like, a cool...
Listen, we were exposed.
The explosion in the shape of the earth.
I know that the government would kill me in two seconds,
so I was like, no, dude.
We had this whole plan where you were going to go on a plane,
but it wasn't really going to take off,
and then you were going to come out on a sound stage
and think you're in Antarctica.
We set this whole thing up, and then you canceled them.
I know.
Well, listen, I was being a baby back biash, and I apologize.
But now, if you guys want to send me to,
on the next Artemis 3, I'm down to go.
We want to get a sound stage where you'll think you're landing.
It's a fake plane with the windows, our TVs,
and you think you're landing in Antarctica,
when you come out, we actually have the sun set up so that it proves flat earth.
And then you're like, we're flat.
You know, it's actually cool.
So I went and I did a tour of the Johnson Space Center.
In the Johnson Space Center when you're driving through, like, you know, it's almost
like Disneyland.
You're on like one of those trams, you know, that has like, you know how like you take
those carts that have multiple cars in it, like those cars that drive you around.
And they're like that building right there, there's astronauts that have been in there
for six months that every single thing inside that building, they think that they're
on Mars.
Like they've recreated that.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So there's like people that are literally like this.
Because they, aren't they doing this thing where it's like you've got to live in there for 10 years?
Yes, and there's multiple of them.
There's multiple villages.
Like, there's people living in there in the conditions of Mars and we're studying them to see how they react.
And that's how you qualify to colonize Mars.
Yeah.
You have to live in Mars and conditions.
And then once you prove that like you can sustain life in this condition, they'll put you on the ship.
And they're in there for years.
Are they like to have a family?
They have to have a family.
It's a requirement to be married.
Video.
Yeah.
Is this like one of those?
I think you might be able to, because we asked about that.
It's funny because everybody on the tram to her ass,
I think they're allowed to like, you know,
FaceTime their family while they're in there.
It's like one of those twisted Mr. Beast videos
where they make them live in like.
That's what it felt like.
Target for a year or whatever.
Rebecca, you said that because it's just like a big square building.
And if you've been to the Johnson Space Center, it's near Houston,
it's very old.
I mean, this is the same thing where they went to the moon and I see.
I actually, I, you know, Mr. Beast is interesting because I don't know him or anything,
but he seems like a nice guy,
but he also might be the Antichrist,
like one of the most evil people.
But I'm going to tell you why.
He said that pizza tastes like a baby.
Is he what he said?
Yeah, type in Mr. B's baby.
Well, no, what I was going to say is like,
the idea that you would come in,
smiling being like,
you've got $1,000 in debt,
and you've got crippling medical debt,
stick your hand in this blender
and whoever does it the longest wins.
Like, I appreciate that he does nice things,
like you went on Shark Tank and said,
I'm just going to give you money.
But like, the idea that you've got these poor people
who are like, my life sucks, I'm in massive debt.
And he's like, let's all make you do some demeaning and degrading thing.
And you can have some of my money.
He's like making them do squid games.
Yeah, that's right.
Well, he literally did squid games.
He didn't kill them.
Literally did it.
I mean, yeah, he made a squid game.
A little on the nose.
That was, that was kind of crazy.
You know, like, like, I'll do it.
Stuff to Villages destroys their economy.
But I can't remember what I was watching where, like, it was like, you could
win a million dollars if you, like, you have to sit inside a box for, like, everyone,
sits in a box and then, like, whoever stays the longest or whatever.
and a guy, he was like, we need the money for, and he's like,
oh, my mom's really sick and we need the money for medical.
He's like, you might win.
And I'm like, it's just, like, I guess it's a good.
It's like, you really got to make him live in like a,
he, like, draws a giant red circle in a field and he's like,
you have to stay here for a month.
Yep.
And then maybe you can get some money.
It's, it's messed up stuff.
I think it's horrible.
I would do it, though.
He's like, we put seven kids inside this tiger's exhibit in the zoo.
If you make it a day, we'll get.
Too soon, first of all.
That was the joke.
The AI videos that like Trump was posting
in the immediate after-
that was crazy.
But it would, the only difference was that he actually beat the tiger.
He's like, if it would have been different.
We were hugging.
But me and coached and it was-
Why were the people mad about that?
Were they just pretending?
A little bit, but it was just kind of funny.
I just, I just, shut out.
He was like, do like,
Trump, Mother Nature.
The kid died.
He posted like twice, I think.
So I think it's funny that Hassan said the N-word 10 years
go when he's getting canceled because my attitude is like I really don't care like like
Shane Gillis said you know what do you like a Chinese accent and I'm like oh that's pretty
funny and that's what got him originally fired I know he got fired for the last thing that he said
was objectively true women do dress like sluts when they go to the gym I don't care you guys are
horrors whatever maybe you guys don't do that but you said maybe you guys are horrors or whatever
I don't know but you guys have seen people working out these women around like booty shorts and a
bra they don't put on a t-shirt over that cleavage like you don't think do you disagree
Olivia, it looks like you're mad.
Oh, no, I agree.
I think leggings in the sports bras, I don't know.
I do solid core, so I feel like that is the general vibe
as like most women are in like a sports bra
legging type of cute matching set and there's no men in there,
but what pisses me off is like the booty hole scrunch.
Dude, it's the damn scron.
They purposely buy the whatever the, the, uh, the, uh,
and it's like skin color.
Or they buy the special tights that go up their ass crack.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's what you were talking about.
It's literally intentional.
Yeah, it's mint.
Yeah, that one, that one annoys me.
That one's a little much.
But the leggings, I feel like it's fine.
I don't know, I work out leggings.
Spranging, like, normal leggings.
What gets me, really, is the color selection.
If you're buying, like, light pink, it's like,
I don't want to have to do a double take at the gym.
Because you think it's her skin.
Yes.
You do it on purpose.
Oh, that's what he was talking about.
He was saying they wear, like.
Light colored leggings.
Yeah, the skin tone.
So it's like they're naked.
The Floyds were mad just because it was, like, true.
And also funny.
But then even, like, Keenan got mad at them from S&L.
Like, you need to talk.
Like a little boy.
Who are you trying to impress by acting like your family?
And then the women immediately proved,
they're like, here's my butt scrunched leggings
and I care at Shane Gillis things.
It's like, okay.
I mean, you're allowed to not care, but like it to be criminalized.
I'm sure he likes looking at it.
Well, he had that, he like kind of tested that joke in his,
in his TV show where there was the scene where he's at the gym
and they, like, they trapped him.
And that's like, that's a subgenre on the internet
where they try to like get videos.
of guys being creepy at the chin.
Looking at it, yeah.
But you know, they do,
SNL does a full non-live show
with the audience.
And then they do it exactly the same again,
right afterwards.
They do two.
Yeah, it's the live rehearsal at eight
followed by the live broadcast.
So he did that monologue twice.
And they all thought,
they all cladled a lot, it was funny.
Everybody was fine with it.
They're all fake.
Well, do we think cancel culture is coming back, Tim?
Do we think that it's swinging back or?
They're trying to bring it back for sure.
We'll see what happens.
Like Shane Gillis is basically a wall.
Like so long as he's here and he's big and he's making money,
they can't do anything about it.
I mean.
Dude, the fact that Bud Light got canceled and then hired him to uncancel him.
Really smart.
Right.
But I'm just saying, like, when you look at comedy,
look at comedians,
Shane Gillis, what he said,
the women dress scandalous.
I don't even,
I think that's objectively true.
I don't even think that's offensive.
So the fact that the mainstream media went after him for that,
like it seems like they're just,
itching to find somebody.
It's like the N-word. They want to,
they want to get the mob out. They want to cancel
people. So we haven't all of a sudden
just been okay with the First Amendment. We're all First Amendment
supporters. It's not, we might think
that now because we can say retarded, but that's really
not. That doesn't mean anything.
Small victories, Alex. Small victories. It's probably
better with the younger generations, I would hope.
I feel like they're kind of indifferent
to a lot of this cancel culture stuff.
I don't know. I do think cancel culture is
back. I mean, look at Ethan Klein. He can't even see on
his wife without getting his show ruined. We used to be a
country. Yeah. He deserves
to be canceled, I mean. We've been absolutely long-housed.
Honestly, he had just cheated, but it wasn't with
a cast member and somebody
he put as thing one and thing two. Like, that was
style. It's just too much.
You can't do that. I think that is...
I think that is a good point, actually,
because let's say, like, he was, like, just drunk at a
concert or something and he, like, kissed a girl that he didn't know.
Like, that's cheating. That's horrible.
She should dump him. But, like, what he did was a
calculated relationship behind his wife's back,
making her dress in a similar matching
costumes. Like, what he did,
Watch my kids.
Come over.
It's so much deeper than just cheating.
Like, it's, it's manipulation.
I cannot understand that, like, you're saying if he was at a concert and kissed someone else, like, that doesn't, I can't fathom that.
Well, no, that's not okay, but I'm saying that's.
I don't know what I'm saying is there's like, who are these weak-willed loser guys?
Yeah, they're just like, make out of the random girl.
But I'm just saying if it was random, then I could almost understand.
Not understand, but like that kind of makes sense.
It's not as evil.
Still evil, still cheating.
But what he did was.
objectively evil
to hire her, to make her.
This was before the affair.
Well, when he hired her?
No, no, no, when she was dressed like that.
The affair was been happening for six months.
Six months, and that was a year ago.
That was a year ago, but I would speculate that it's probably been going longer than that.
Because if you look at Heela's actual messages on Instagram, she's like, I don't even know if that's the truth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She didn't know what the...
I mean, look, he brought in a young fan who was begging for it.
Yeah.
That's the story.
Yeah, they're like, what was she wearing?
and it's that the thing too cost.
He should have said like,
I didn't remember,
I couldn't remember if you were thing or thing two,
I thought it was you.
Yeah.
For six months.
I bet you he probably tried it.
Because she said that she had to like drag out the truth.
Yeah,
because apparently it was like first,
it was just a kiss.
I wonder like if he tried that.
He was like, oh, I just saw the blue hair
and I thought it was you.
My bad.
It's an emotional thing.
Baby you're crazy.
I don't know,
but she's not dumb.
I know that.
It would be hilarious if,
if Thing 2
got pregnant.
And it's like Ethan's going to have a kid, you know.
That would actually be awesome.
Imagine that's how the lie came out.
Yeah.
Oh, I don't wish that on her.
And then he just starts hosting a podcast with her with that.
The baby or just, he was replaced.
I'd watch that training.
I know.
It would probably help his ratings.
I'd come down, but I'd watch it.
You know, if here's a thing like, you know, I know he's not evils because he could
have, he could have gotten away with everything.
How?
Blaming her.
What do you mean?
If he was evil.
he could just falsely accuse her of something
so that he becomes the hero in the story
and she's the villain.
I think she's on the blue of the whistle.
I don't know this.
This is my point.
He doesn't know how he would have found out yet.
What he did was wrong and bad
and he's a weak-willed loser guy.
What I'm saying is, if he was malevolent,
he would have preempted this
by accusing her of financial indiscretion
or some other problems so that he'd keep his show,
she'd stay on the show, he'd get his mistress
and his millions of dollars.
I don't know.
Really McAvellian and...
Yeah, but I feel like public sentiment
is just like they're naturally going to be
more charitable towards the women in a situation like that, especially...
Not if he says she, like, beat a dog to death.
Okay, who is this, Christy Nome?
Come on, man.
She's got a new dog.
She's got a new dog, Mamies.
Yeah, she's supposed she got there.
I heard...
And I have no way of confirming this,
but I heard that there was like a no picture with dogs rule
when she was...
I was the campaign trail?
The first time I met Alex...
She was secretary.
They were like, no, no dogs was in the phone.
The first time I met Alex, actually, is I was walking.
walking down a street and there was a house fire.
And then I heard puppies yelping.
And I was like, oh, no, these poor dogs.
And then I saw Alex run straight past me, ripping his shirt off.
I don't know why, but he ran in, grabbed the puppies and ran out and saved all of them.
And I said, sir, you're a hero.
Who are you?
Tell me your name.
And he says, the name's prime time.
Alex Stein.
And I was like, oh, wow.
I was like, will you be my best friend?
And he was like, yes.
That's literally how we became friends.
I saved about four dogs.
They were all pit bulls, so they had to be just nice.
It ended up being a sad story.
But hey, we became best friends.
Yeah, they were burning in a fire.
They had previously, they started the fire.
They started the fire.
Oh, you know, the arsonist dogs.
Yeah, classic.
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Alex, where you at?
Guys, you know where I'm at.
I'm on social media, prime time sign on Instagram.
I love the new studios.
I'm not just saying this.
And I think, listen, Tim, I would never give you advice or anything,
but I would say this, that Tim Poole has one of the biggest political shows.
Now he is next to the Capitol.
and I can only speculate that you're going to have a boom
when it comes to all your political connections.
Just think about the next January 6th.
Oh, my guy, you're right here.
So I'm just really excited for the future,
and I'm excited for all the politicians that come in here.
And Tim, the only thing you have to promise me is that you've got to press them
because that's what we want to see.
I want to see you press these politicians.
We'll just bring you here over there.
Yeah, I'll do that.
I know.
We're going to bring Alex. He's going to yell at you.
This is like Timcast 3.0.
This is what we've been waiting for Tim Poole in DC,
and if we don't want to docks this area, even though we have great security.
I actually think this might be season five.
It's got to be like season eight.
Yeah, okay.
So there was North Jersey, South Jersey, Maryland, West Virginia, and now D.C.
I think 8.0 is going to be big.
Season five.
You guys just be on the lookout.
There's going to be some big-time politicians.
They literally, their offices are less than a block away from here.
So excited for the future.
I'm so excited.
We're in the same building as Fox News, NBC, C-SPAN.
Like, I walked into the day, Brian Kilmead was walking out.
Exactly.
Literally, they record on the bottom floor.
You can see them recording.
So I think this is a great opportunity.
I'm excited to be here. I'm excited to come back.
I agree with everything that Primetime just said.
Very excited that we're in D.C. now.
So I got us, well, I walked here, so I live super close.
I guess I'm some of this close.
But it's a big area.
Real quick, I live this close.
Do you like living in the Capitol Hill?
I love it.
I love it. I'm very biased because I'm from the D.C.
suburbs originally, so I feel like I've just kind of always been in this area.
The suburbs compared to D.C. because I know we've got to wrap things up.
You do like being like on Capitol.
I love the Hill.
Awesome.
I love the Hill.
It's like a very,
I might have to move here.
It's like a very, it's like super convenient to get to downtown, to get to Arlington, to get to
Reagan to really get it anywhere important, but it has a super residential.
Trump has gotten rid of a lot of the homeless and all the stuff.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Because I grew up, you know, being scared to go to Union Station, even though that connects you to like the entire East Coast because it was just, it wasn't even just tense.
It was like semi-permanent wooden structures that homeless people were living in outside.
And so now that's, now that's gone.
It's very clean right next to where we're at right now.
It's great.
But anyways, yeah, find me on.
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