Timcast IRL - Leftist DEATH THREATS Force America250 CANCELATIONS w/ Lisa Reynolds

Episode Date: May 30, 2026

Tim, Ian, and Tate are joined by Lisa Reynolds to discuss Bret Michaels Backing out of the DC Freedom 250 Show, Peter Thiel flees to Argentina, and James Talarico slammed after posting midnight conversation with 13-year-old student.  SUPPORT THE SHOW BUY CAST BREW COFFEE NOW - https://castbrew.com/ Join -    / @timcastirl   Hosts:  Tim @Timcast (everywhere) Ian  @IanCrossland  (everywhere) | https://graphene.movie/ Tate @realTateBrown (everywhere) |  ⁨@TimcastTateBrown⁩  (YT) Producer: Carter @carterbanks (X) |  @trashhouserecords  (YT) Guest:  Lisa Elizabeth @Lisaelizabeth (X) Podcast available on all podcast platforms! IT'S DONE, HE'S WON | Timcast IRL For advertising inquiries please email [e-mail]

So far, five out of nine artists who are set to perform for the Freedom 250 Fest have canceled. I'm hearing that it may actually be six at this point, but not sure. We do have five confirmed artists canceling. Now, we don't exactly know why they would agree to do the America 250 Fourth of July Fest and then abruptly cancel right when it was announced that they were going to be performing. They're saying, you know, we thought it was going to be patriotic, but now it's divisive. That is, we didn't know until Brett Michaels came out and said, His crew, they're getting death threats.

I think it's pretty obvious what happened. All of these artists who agreed to perform said, this will be great, great opportunity. The moment it was announced, they'd be performing, they probably started getting a lot of death threats and just general threats to their businesses and their livelihoods. And so they said, we're out and they're canceling. Now, it's not just this degree of threats of violence threatening the America 250. We talked quite a bit about the Newark Ice riots and how one of the, one of the staffers there, deferred federal authority to far left terrorists. And I'm just like, guys, you got to understand what time it is.

And what it appears the Trump administration is or is not capable of doing in dealing with the division and the threats of violence, you got to ask yourself what a regular person in this country fears the most. And the truth is, they don't fear a fascist Donald Trump. They fear leftist terrorists. And that's why we are seeing cancellations. That's why we are seeing these struggles. Now we're going to talk about that and a bunch of more before we get out of my friends.

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and then we'll give you an update. But we're being joined tonight by Lisa Reynolds. Hi, guys. Nice to be back. Thanks for having me, Tim. Sorry that I'm your guest. You know, it's your fault. It is my fault.

You're responsible for booking, so. I am responsible for booking, and I feel so. It's actually big news that I think will be interesting to a lot of people, and we'll explain each a second, but we'll get the boys hanging out. Yeah, I'm just excited. I haven't been on a panel with Lisa before, so I'm very, I'm very thankful. I'm very thankful. This is one of my favorite people on Planet Earth.

Oh, you guys are very thankful. made for each other. I felt like you've already, guys have already worked together. It feels like the cross-contamination is cut in some way. You're like like a younger brother or something to me. Yeah, you've seen her work, you've seen him go the distance. And Ian, Ian is slowly turning into a cowboy, I guess.

Howdy, you're right, Tim. I was thinking it's more like a scarecrow. Ian, Ian, you should get a Canadian tux. You should wear that? Canadian tucks? I want to go horseback riding. You know to Canadian tux, right? Oh, but I'm going to look it up. I'll take you riding. I'm down. Let's go. 100% I'll take you guys. So we're going to get into the news. We want to talk about this America Carter Banks.

Oh, yeah, what's up? But I'll just give a quick update and announcement on what had happened. Actually, maybe I can just pull up the old tweet here. As to why we don't have that. And so I can just read for you the exact statement. And it is this. Cancelled. This morning, my lawyers received notice pertaining to Dr. Turtle Boy and risk of legal exposure

if we host him. The notice is attached. Under advisement of counsel, we will not host a. him on Timcast, IRL, R.L, and must advise, do not follow Dr. Turtle Boy on X. Do not read or listen to what he is saying. Do not pursue his website. This is Aidan Kearney. We were informed that he has put out defamatory statements for which he is facing legal action. The letter is available on X. We were threatened that we have a great risk of legal exposure. I spoke with my legal council. They said, essentially, we cannot have him on the show. Guys, there's a lot of people who are

upset saying, why would you do this? We have lawyers for a reason. And, you know, they said, we can't have him on the show because of apparently what is in this letter. You can read the letter for yourself. So I will just stress one more time. As I understand it, the things that Aiden Kearney has said are dangerous and should not be heard by anyone. So do not follow him or read what he is saying. Don't make up your mind for yourself on who the bad guys are in the situation. No, no, no, no, no. You just don't listen to it.

It's information you should not hear. It's things you should not hear. Don't listen to it. I will not be involved in whatever this is. So I will just tell you, you know, just don't, don't read, don't follow. Don't do any of that stuff. I'm glad I have nothing to do with Aden Kearney. What?

I was just being subversive. You said that in such a... I don't know. I haven't followed me. I immediately made sure not to check out his website. I certainly made sure not to check his Twitter or read anything. Zero homework. That is the last thing I would do.

And I would say for Emily Lotton, it's please, please, please, do not go to his handle and check him out and follow. Don't do it. No, because he's dangerous. Don't do it. No, you guys are all acting. No, I'm serious. You should not read any of this stuff.

Let's talk about the news. We've got this from Variety. Brett Michaels is fifth act to pull out of Freedom 250 in D.C. citing threats and safety concerns as Trump, Act shows evolved into something divisive. I just want to stress there should be a D. It should be devolved into something divisive. As if to imply the evolution, something divisive is like the planned or forward moving.

Yeah. For positive thing. Yeah. So we have this image posted by the Democrats as they laugh about it. Martina McBride canceled, Young MC. Cancelled. The Commodore is canceled. Brett Michaels canceled.

Morris Day and the time canceled. So far, Vanilla Eisen and Flood are the only confirmed. I believe they said they would still do it. Millie Vanilli, it's actually only Millie because Vanilli died. It's just one of them, I guess. So there was like two guys a long time ago. And CC Music Factory, we're not sure if they're going to be performing. But I want to stress this.

The left is sending death threats to these people and the Democrats are celebrating it. Of course. I have been saying this all week. The Democratic Party is broke. The donors are funding terrorism and Republicans are funding elections. This is completely in line with what we've been seeing with the riots with the threats against Erica Kirk. I got to say it looks like coming into these midterms, we are not going to see guys in suits handing out flyers because they're not funding it. We are going to see people with Kaffa's throwing Molotov cocktails.

This is exactly what's been happening for the past several years. And their fears are legitimate. Look how many, like every other day there's another assassination attempt or somebody shooting at the White House, right? Like it's not like they don't think that these people will follow through on their death threats because that's what's been happening. Well, and there's kind of something interesting happening here in regards to these cancellations is like just one year ago, Martina McBride would have been proud to perform something like this. Jackson Dart would have been not controversial at all if he chose to, you know, speak at a Trump rally. But a year later, again, things have changed. You know, everyone, you know, preemptively declared woke is dead.

And, you know, this is a new era and everything. But one year later, look, we're not quite at like first term level. of TBS. I disagree with the Jackson Darthing. I don't think a year ago, they were still getting significant pushback. And a couple people were brave enough to like last through it, but I definitely think it's still been there. I mean, I don't

think it would have been like just as like ripping through the headlines like it did this time. And we I mean, we even saw like a lot of different athletes and musicians that would certainly not be considered political whatsoever that were endorsing Trump or at least, you know, speaking at his rally. I mean, I went to his rally in the Bronx and they had Sleepy Hollow. I mean,

I know he was fishing for a pardon, but he was speaking there. If he did that now, it'd be a much bigger story. Look at how much Tony Hinchcliffe got backlash. I mean, granted for some of his jokes, but I thought, I mean, they were funny. But like, for just even showing up. I mean, like, we were definitely having... He's the only one we know that was

there. I mean, there was a lot of comedians and a lot of famous figures that were at that rally, but only Tony Hinchcliffe has picked out because of the joke. But I'm just saying, if that happened now, everyone would be on the chopping block. It would be like Jackson Dart on steroids. This is the issue. If you support Trump, Trump can do nothing for you. If you support Trump, the left will threaten to murder you, and you will have to

live constantly looking over your shoulder. This is why even, look, let's be real, did they get any actual artists worth listening to? I don't know. CNC Music Factor was big in 1989. 40 years ago. I haven't heard of these. Vanilla ice. No, but understanding this too, the artists they got, they're targeting this demographic. They're targeting older folks. They're targeting 60-year-olds. we're going to come to DC. Well, Gen X and some millennials is what it looks like. Because like I said, millennials? I mean the Commodore?

I'm a millennial. And like I was just telling them, CNC Music Factory was the first CD I ever had because my grandfather bought it for me. But like that was. Yeah, but like millennial. I'm Gen X, but you're like two years apart. Bone Thugs and Harmony, I think.

First of the month. Yeah. Oh, that's a good one. That was your first. Maybe they should, like, the point is, they're targeting Gen Xers a little bit older than you. Because the music that resonates of the generation is the stuff that they were into with their friends.

That's why if you go to restaurants, you'll always... I wasn't into any of these. You'll, like, right now, the music they play at restaurants tends to be like late millennial to Gen X or music. That's who's got the money. That's who's showing up to buy food. Right. But my point is, for a regular person, Donald Trump provides no protection.

So if you're a high profile artist, they say, do you want to perform for the president at this big DC thing? They're going to say, I'm going to get paid a little bit of money. and then someone's going to try to murder my family. No, I won't do it. Trump, well, just my point is, we are in a cultural environment where most people fear the authority of Antifa

and they do not fear the authority of Donald Trump. Trump will not arrest you. Trump will not stop you. Trump will not invoke the insurrection act. Trump will not send police to stop what you're doing. The feds will not arrest you. They will do nothing. Antifa will beat you to death.

So at that Newark Ice facility, we saw that video of the staffer fans Antifa over and lets them search federal vehicles. Tell me who has the authority over ICE right now. Is it the extremists who are being deferred to to search vehicles, or is the president who can't stop them from doing it? Hmm.

I don't want to. Depends on a situation. A lot of times they'll just defer to the mob, unfortunately. But then later, they'll find all those people that were in that mob and get them. I mean, that's what they did say six. I think that, I think that, You know, they're fielding a lot of these, like, I think that the left is way more psychotic and unhinged than even what we're seeing, right?

Like, we know this because we've been kind of living for a really long time, but like the rest of the people haven't. And I don't think that you can even have that many resources to go after all these people. I guess you could, but I don't know. Like, they just, like, you know, they show up randomly all the time. and like they didn't get any trouble. It's really their, it's like the local law enforcement too is a bigger part of the problem. I wouldn't say just Trump. I would say like local law enforcement, these Democratic cities, like, yeah, if you're,

if you're in Philly, no, nobody's going to, they're going to tell them to stand down or Seattle. I think it's more local law enforcement that isn't going to do anything, but you are right in that they never get punished. And so. And I think it shows that like to the any cultural cachet that they're, right had around the 2024 campaign was just temporary, where the right has no real, like, cultural power at a macro level as far as, like, pop culture goes. Because, you know, when Megan

the Stallion was going and performing at a Kamala rally, do you think it ever occurred to her once? Oh, what if the right gets really upset at this? And like, no, it never did because... We don't act like that. Well, because we don't act like that, but also because there's no, like, conservative artists for the most part. Anybody that thinks of themselves, in my opinion, on the, as a leftist or a rightist, is kind of queer. Like, dude, that's not cool. You're not cool to be like, you're not cool. It's kind of what? Clear.

You're not cool to put yourself in a box. That's not cool. Cool. I don't give a far-right authoritarian person. Well, I think it's more that... I'm in a box. I think it's more that you don't need permission to be a liberal, but you need permission to live or endorse conservative candidates.

And so far as in 2024, the dam kind of broke to the point where people felt comfortable supporting President Trump, people that maybe were secretly concerned. You're seeing this play out right now in Los Angeles where, like, you're seeing people like there's rumors that, you know, DiCaprio is actually liking Pratt. But since no one in the press is giving a permission piece to allow you to support Senator Pratt, they just can't do it. We're in 24 that damn did break. This is why I am not optimistic about, you know, long-term prospects in this country, because Antifa operates with impunity and people fear Antifa. If there was an antifah, listen, you're walking down the street, and there's Alex Broussoitz on your right,

and there's Antifa on your left. And Bruceowitz says, Ian, do me a favor. Don't, don't walk. this way because we're setting something up and we're going to be painting right here. And then Antifa says, if you walk anywhere near me, I'll bash your face in. You're going to back, sorry, Alex, I don't want to get my face bashed in. It's reasonable to be concerned or fear street thugs at all levels. I think it's reasonable. But that's why we are. And in fact, what's happening is Donald Trump's on one side of the street, Antifis on the other,

and we're going, Mr. President, can you stop this person from threatening me? And he goes, you know, I'll be busy in Iran. There's a point I wanted to make earlier. It feels like Trump took his base and threw him under the bus. maybe during the Epstein thing when he was like, you're all wrong, it was a big lie anyway, look the other direction. And like, he's like, he used people to get into office

and then he discarded them. And I don't feel it seems like he just doesn't, I mean, he did pardon, you know, Ross Albrecht, but like, I don't know, like he got what he needed out of people. He used them as jet fuel and now he's out. I don't feel the way. And I really don't feel like, I don't think that it's the federal government's responsibility to police these people in their, in these cities.

These cities are run by Democrat activists themselves. and so they're not going to sick their police force on them. I don't think it comes down from Trump. And I mean, like, I don't know, maybe this makes me a bit of a contrarian here, but I'm not even entirely buying that these people are ultimately afraid of, like, potential leftist violence. I just think the vibe has shifted in this country where, again, it is not in vogue to support Trump right now.

And these people ultimately do, they are at the behest of perception. Their audience controlled, their audience captured, they're listening to their friends, to their management companies. No, I disagree. It's about threats. Hang on, let me finish it real quick. is Martina McBride literally performed the theme song for Sean Hannity show. Like, she's someone that has been comfortable supporting conservatives.

And she still is. Which is why it's not a vibe change. Right. It's the death threats. No, it's the death threats. No, Trump's approval rating's never been lower. Again, the TDS is back in a large way. It wasn't this way a year ago.

The TDS was not at the level it is. Yes, but what your point only can exist with death threats. No, I think my point exists because I think Martina McBride, where she would have something to gain from it a year ago, she has nothing to gain for it. Now she's like, what, I'm just going to wait into a controversy out of... There is zero reality

where artists who were booked and paid when, you know, a lot of people don't like Trump, I shouldn't perform. The reality is, they got messages saying bad things will happen to you and they were like, I don't want to be involved to whatever this is. I think that's part of it,

but I think the majority is they just don't think there's anything to gain from participating in a business. It's controversial. That's why they're not endorsing Spencer Pratt. That's why Trump is like losing allies. It's because the left has been going around with impunity for a decade beating people

with crow bars. And now they're, They're getting shot at the White House Correspondent Center. There's another shooting the other day. There's this shooting, that shooting. And they're like, I'm getting death threats. And these threats are legitimate because of what they're saying. In the chat right now, someone just posted the guy who had a house with the Trump decorations,

just beaten a death. Yeah. I know. I'm not denying that that's a thing. That's the vibe change you're talking about. You will die if you support Trump. I think these people, I think a lot of people can justify it by saying they're worried about left his violence. But I think a lot of them are just not comfortable supporting Trump right now.

Oh, I don't think that. Trump's been in a state of it. Why are they not comfortable supporting Trump? Because he's not. Because it's not in vogue. It's controversial. It's going to make you look bad. It's embarrassing for a lot of these people.

I don't think when you are a performer and you're weighing whether or not you want to perform, you're going, well, we are getting death threats, but who cares about that? I'm more concerned about looking bad. I'm saying that's a component of it. That's the component that is the prerequisite. But I'm saying even if there is like zero death threats whatsoever, I think a lot of these people would still be pulling out. They think it's like, what is there to gain?

Maybe two reasons. One is like, we're like a political movement to have a bunch of music. musicians come because you're basically saying, I'm part of the party now. And you're a musician, you know, you're an artist. These people were booked, confirmed. They're getting paid. What changed in the last month? The Democrat media machine has made America 250 into the right wing chud. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They all canceled the moment the announcement went out. So the vibe changed happened in that one day. No, the vibe is changed. The death threats came in in that one day. The vibe changed around the beginning of the year where again, it became in vogue again. TDS

So why didn't they cancel sporadically throughout the past six months? Why did they all cancel just when they were announced? Because America 250, the whole organization was a bipartisan sort of thing. It was seen as neutral. And then as soon as these people started clocking, that it's the perception in the media and the perception among the American public is that America 250? Okay, but I asked you a question. Why did they all cancel the same day? Because that's when the media machine has been fired up and they are all announced and they got heat for it. And they said, no, I don't want to participate. So if it really was a vibe change, wouldn't it have happened sporadically and unrelated to each other?

Well, again, it's, this is, people weren't talking about America 250 in, like, February, but that's when this sort of shift started to happen. And when the shift was happening and the approval has been going down for several months, these people would have dropped off one by one and never have been announced in the first place. Because I think the perception of America 250, there was zero discussion around it. There was zero discourse around it. And then now that it's being talked about right now, and now the general perception among the public, the general perception among the media is that America 250 is like basically a Republican rally.

They don't want to participate in it. So why did, so that that vibe change just happened in one day? No. What I'm saying is that America, no one was talking about America 250. They all canceled yesterday. All of these cancellations were yesterday. Do they have the same time? Are they using management?

Is there a management company that books these guys? So maybe the management company sent it to all the artists. No, all the artists said when we were pitched this, we thought this is cool. The day they announced the artist, they all said, you know what, we've decided this is too divisive. Yeah. So what happened is the flyer gets released. They get waves of death threats and say, this is, fuck, this is crazy. I don't want to do this. I mean, I'm again, I'm not downplaying that the death threats are playing a role in this, but I'm saying primarily right now, if you're a musical artist, you just have zero to gain from participating in this. That is just true. And these people are cowards, ultimately. These people don't, like, they're not trying to be political people. They're not trying to take, you think of like, you think the Commodores care about like, you know, doing the right thing here? No, they're. They're reacting to incentive structures. And right now, it is a massive disadvantage to be a Trump supporter right now.

There's zero question about half the right on. And the media hate you. That's because Trump's been like, I think the reason is. It's kind of been the case for 10 years. Well, that's my point is there's always been an attack vector on Trump. So a lot of these right wingers are not participating. Is the argument that there was a shallow blip five months ago where all these people thought it was beneficial to support Trump? Yes.

And it was like, for 10 years you can't support Trump. evil. And there was this brief window of a few weeks where they booked all these people where it was like, actually, Trump's okay now. And then Trump became evil again. No, what I'm saying is going to the 2024 campaign and into the first year of his campaign, Trump did have a better perception among the American public because they were exhausted after the Biden administration. They hated Biden. And Trump, it was cool to support him for a while. Like again, Rogan, that entire- who was getting cooler. NFL players were doing his dance and so I agree with some of that. So the culture, there was a shift. There was a vibe shift. And what I'm saying is when America 250 was

initially being booked, it was not perceived as a partisan event. When it was being booked out, the pitch was to all these people, and the American 250 organization is still a nonpartisan entity, they were all saying, oh, well, this is like a wholesome Chungus July 4th event. And then now, as the media machine is fired up, they're saying, well, this is basically a Republican right-wing parade. If you're participating in that and you're the Commodores, you're like, well, I don't what's the, what is there to gain? I will say that I can see what you're saying, but I think that's the secondary motivation and the primary motivation being because what's more serious, your life or your reputation, right, at that point. So I think the primary motivation is the death

threats and the legitimacy of the death threats because we've been seeing legitimate action taken, right, with the things that I mentioned before. And then the secondary event is like, okay, yeah, well, it's not like real popular right now. It is the death threats 100% and the proof is in the Millie Vanilly. Millie Vanilly doesn't have a vibe check to ride on. These are all 1989, 1990 old school washed up people with nothing to show for it. With all due respect to Vanilla Ice, when was his last single? No, these people are all washed. This is a pathetic. So there is absolutely something to gain for deciding to look, if you have zero and your career is over and Trump comes up and says, well, I can do one thing for you, I can give you

access to my base. We've got 60 million people that will love you and buy your albums. You've got no album sales now. How would you feel to perform for 60? And they said, okay, the point is, if this was Sabrina Carpenter, Beyonce, and they were canceling, I'd agree with you. These are people who are like, this is bad for our sales. These people don't have sales. No, I think it's the other way around. I think the fact that these are the only people that would agree to it in the first place indicates how dire things had gotten. Agreed. So why are they now canceling? It's not. vibes. It's death. It's because it's like it is just a toxic environment to participate. If you're a musician, it's actually the other way around where people that are washed up like this, they're extremely sensitive.

Ian, would you perform? You know, I thought about it. I don't, I don't know. I don't want to perform for Trump. I would perform for the American people, but it's a nonpartisan freedom fest, 4th July celebration. Would you play there if they asked you? Fuck yeah, dude. I would. The point is this, all of the people who are booked are Washington. up lesser known, they don't have to worry about. They don't have sales. They don't do concerts. They're not doing stadiums and arenas. If it was a band that sold arenas and they said the vibe right now is Trump is unpopular and we don't want to risk our business by aligning ourselves with one side, we cut our business in half. These are people who don't have a business. That's why it's even more dire for them because, again, vanilla ice has no, like, the average

American doesn't really have a perception. I got to, I got to say because you're not addressing what I'm saying. I think you're both. I am. If you're vanilla ice, you have zero sales. I know. Your opportunity is to at least gain half of the market. Why would you turn that down? No, it's the other way around. It's the fact that there is zero perception of who Vanilla Ice is in 2026. No one cares about him. So again, this

is when... Well, he's still playing, by the way. He's a better time. I know. I'm just saying for these people, this will now be the perception of them in the American zeitgeist. Oh, well, that's the guy that I hadn't heard from for 40 years, and all of a sudden he reemerges and he's participating in the Trump rally. The new kid rock. But hold on. There's... You're the new kid rock. Millie Vanilli is never coming back.

It's just Millie? There's never going to be a circumstance where he's brought into Hollywood and they say, Millie, you're the best, we're selling your album now, platinum, we're going to put you in a movie, it's not going to happen. So if you are a washed up has been, if you are someone who had a single 40 years ago and they're like, this is your chance to actually perform for a large audience again, what would say, what would make you say no to that? Again, like your point about a vibe shift would imply they exist in the cultural zeitguess, but they don't. I think the vibe shift happened over the last four months, two months, and even three, four, whatever you said,

the media starts. I think it happened on the ICE protest. And then it erupted in assassination attempts, shootings, and now threats because of the vibe check. So you're right that a vibe check did happen, and you're right that the threats are the reason these people are canceling. Wait, wait, I got to give

a shout to someone in chat. Vash says, Millie Vanilli will just blame it on the rain. Can you imagine if they don't cancel, but then the 4th of July, it rains? And they were like, due to rain, we won't be performing? Dude, here's a question. We live in a simulation if that happens.

I have a broader question. Because the threats have escalated, do you think that anybody will show up? Now, you know that the base would show up to this, right? You know, like, the base MAGA crowd would normally show up. But with all the death threats, like, the people that I know that are older than they were, certainly, what, six years ago, eight years ago, I don't think that they're willing to go and show up even at. these events because look at what happened at the White House correspondence. Real quick. They actually fight either because drone

bombs. Who knows? I don't want to get a guy's right now. They actually have a weather forecast for July already. And I feel like change the weather. Well it's not going to rain on the floor of July. I'm just saying it's pretty weird that I can look up July 31st weather. Farmers Almanac's been doing that for decades. But really, Tim, do you think that

like they're going to have a good turnout for this anyway because of the political violence that we've been seen? They're not going to have a good turnout for it because it's been mismanaged and we're not going to be there. I don't want to The moment that Timcast crew said we won't be at this festival, I knew no one would go because we're the top group. Well, that's true. That's very true. We're not going because nothing's happening.

And a month ago, we were trying to figure out what our plans for the Fourth of July are. And we're talking about going to the World Series of poker. There's a lot going on out there. And there's a lot of high-profile individuals we could have on the show, as well as sports coverage for my participation. And I said, yeah. but I would rather be at the 4th of July in D.C. than go and, you know, play the World Series of Poker. I mean, so then we checked the calendar and all the scheduling, and they're not doing anything.

Yeah. So this event, they're talking about music, isn't for the 4th of July. It's June 25th to July 10th. So what's happening on the 4th of July? Nothing. There's going to be fireworks and there's going to be like people in D.C. But when we reached out saying, are there going to be shows? Is there going to be some kind of big event?

There is not. And I said, okay, well then. Do you think that's being due to pull? due to violence? No, I think it's mismanagement. I think first of all, the fact, I mean, listen, why isn't Kit Rock on here? They say no. Good point. Too young. Because, no, because again, this was a bipartisan, non-political entity that put this thing together. They're not going to put like Tomic-N-C Factory, bro. These are the only people they could find. And this is, and this is derivative from my larger point that I've had around America

250 is I think a lot of people on the right assume or they, they'd like to think that the reason why no one in America cares about America 250 right now is because of the left or because of political violence. The reality is our country has just changed dramatically and people just don't have interest in patriotic events anymore. That's the reality of the situation. Like July 4th, no one is celebrating the independence of the United States. They're just like, oh, it's fun, I can drink.

Well, Chicago canceled it. Chicago doesn't do the 4th of July anymore. When did they cancel? A few years ago. And I'll tell you this. Like, Donald Trump, if he does not succeed, America is gone. I want to explain because a nation is its people, and its people are diminished. So I'll give you an example.

I went to the Christmas festival in Chicago. We go every year. And I remember, you know, when I was a kid and you go there, basically they have a bunch of little German kind of like Bavarian shops and stuff like this. And you can get der Waffles. And they have, every year they have custom mugs. And so my wife really loves it. She goes every year. The past few years we've gone, it's been largely Indians.

I'm not saying Indian in disparaging way. or to single out like H-1Bs. No, like, literally, you can no longer walk in the Christmas fest. It's shoulder to shoulder with nobody moving, jammed, trying to squeeze through, and it's largely Indians and a lot of Chinese. Yeah.

And I was wondering myself, I'm like, man, like, when I was a kid, it wasn't like all white or anything, but it wasn't super crowded. And you'd go there, and it was Christmas. And there's a Christmas tree, and it was Christian. Now it's not Christian anymore. Now it's just novelty. Fourth of July in Chicago,

We used to have the taste of Chicago. Every 4th of July weekend, they would set up booths all across like Grant Park, Millennium Park, and you'd buy tickets. With tickets, you could get various food items. They're kind of small because it was the taste of Chicago. So they had all these different kinds of foods you can eat. Then they'd have fireworks over the lake, and it was grand, and everybody wanted to be there. They no longer have the taste of Chicago, and they no longer do the Fourth of July fireworks anymore. It's weird.

And you know why? It's actually pretty obvious. the city is no longer American. It's really, really simple. The city votes for a mayor. The mayor says, I was elected by a bunch of communists and communists don't like America. And there's not enough American red-blooded, you know, freedom-loving people. It's really, really simple. Right now, everyone in this room, we all vote, should we, you know, have cheeseburgers for lunch? And we all like cheeseburgers, so we all say yes. Then begins the tradition of Timcast Friday Cheeseburger Day. And we all love it. Every Friday, we all get cheeseburgers and we celebrate.

Enter the Hindus. One day, Timcast hires a bunch of H-1Bs. And then we're sitting in this room and we say, well, it's Friday. Sounds like it's hamburger day. Now, there's currently five of us here. But then we hired six H-1Bs from India and they go, actually, we do not want to eat beef. We would like to have impossible burger. And then they all vote and that we go, impossible burger wins.

I guess we're not going to do our tradition anymore. And then we're all bummed out being like, man, remember how great it was? We had the great tradition of cheeseburgers. That's what's happening across all of our cities. That's why Chicago doesn't have a Fourth of July anymore. That's why no one cares about going to the Fourth of July. And that's why even this nonpartisan, whatever organization, didn't organize a Fourth of July event. They organized a two-week-long festival where on the Fourth of July there are no special events planned.

Yeah, like this is a problem broadly with American culture is that it's just dissolved. I mean, the bicentennial, I wasn't alive, obviously, but everyone that was said the bicentennial was incredible. Like it was a big thing. Everyone was very aware of it. You had documentaries, wall-to-wall coverage covering all these great American moments, et cetera, et cetera. Well, did the left just like, you know, discard American patriotism? No, the country, by and large dissolved, and the Republican Party was a junior partner in this entire operation. And the evidence for this is it's not just America 250 that people don't care about.

The World Cups this summer in the United States. And you could say, well, that's communism, soccer. Who cares? The World Cup was here in 1992. Everyone was obsessed with it. It was a very big event. It was a really big deal. And Americans did not care about soccer at all in the 90s, at least now, like, I don't know, maybe a quarter of the country cares.

So the fact that the World Cup's coming, no one cares. America 250's coming. No one cares. Everyone will say the same thing. Christmas doesn't feel like Christmas anymore. Well, Thanksgiving doesn't feel like Thanksgiving anymore. Why does the Super Bowl feel so weird now? Everything.

We're unable to mobilize as a culture in the United States anymore because to Tim's point, everyone is deracinated, everyone is nihilistic. Just no one can. work up the courage to care about anything anymore because right now the only thing in the United States that is uncool, like the number one thing that is uncool to do in the United States right now is to care about something. Being a serious person that cares about things

is it makes you... It makes you a pariah. Like it is deeply uncool to be serious and do care about things. That is just absolutely true. That's why we are unable to mobilize. You care? I mean, I care.

If you care about the wrong thing, like the left-right shit is like, that's not good to care about. It shows that you're at a lower level of what's happening on Earth. If you're like, they're bad. Anybody under 100 IQ? There's a geopolitical economic,

there's a geopolitical economic coup in... Mandatory baseball. In flow right now. And if you're not focused on the geopolitical economic coup that's coming out of Switzerland, then that's the problem. Like, you should be caring about technocracy.

That's cool to care about. I think it's the other way around is that people, the only thing people, the only thing that people do care about is things that are completely out of their control. And then the things that people are ambivalent on are things that are fully within their control. Actually, on the right,

the primary problem is everyone is, like, committed to taking down a pedophile Davos-controlled cabal, and they're like totally missing, you know, the forest for the trees where it's like, there's actually things that are well within our range that we can control. And people are completely ambivalent towards these things. They don't care at all.

And the only thing is they really do care about are like things in the total abstract. Oh, I got an idea. Uniforms. We should have uniforms at Timcast. their American flag shirts. Dude, I kind of... And every morning, the first job everyone has to do is play a game of football.

We should do the Pledge of Allegiance every morning. We should do the Pledge of Allegiance every morning. Huddle up and pray. We should do the Pledge of Allegiance all the time. And I do like outfits just on American flags. They can have like a little American flag on them, but they've got to be class. Yeah, because it's a violation of a flag code to wear the flag. Yeah.

I mean, like, the last Olympics, no one cared. I mean, everything that used to, like, be important that people cared about. American culture is just unable to mobilize. When people watched it, but it wasn't like the O8 Olympics where everyone was talking about. Wait, wait, wait, I got better. Instead of a pledge allegiance to the flag, I've never been a big fan of pledging allegiance to the flag.

I just, the whole thing was weird to me. Like if they said we stayed up, like, if when we were kids, we stood up and we said, you know, so actually, we actually did sing, my country tiz of thee. Yeah. That was fine. And what's the other one where it's like,

Oh, beautiful for. Oh, beautiful. Gracious guys, something like that. Yeah. Yeah, for Amber. Yeah, those were fun singing. America the beautiful. But looking at the flag and,

like that flag is what I'm, no, no, no, no, like, we're to a people right. Yeah, but when they say the flag, it's like a... I get it, but how about this? It's supposed to be the Constitution. We want you to worship the government. We pledge disdain to the Pride of Progress flag. I will say I don't like the Constitution either. So, like...

There's not just a thing as a Constitution. I pledge allegiance to the Bill of Rights, but not to the flag itself, because if the government goes evil, I'm not going to... No, you don't. America's do it. America's great because of its people. There's no constitution. And it's funny how conservatives get really mad when to bring this up.

The free speech, you know. You don't, you don't believe in free speech. I do believe in free speed. No, you don't. Or I wouldn't be doing this. Do you believe the founding fathers were correct on the First Amendment? Yeah. You would be in prison with everything you've said about Jews and Christianity

if you agree with the founding fathers. Oh, but I wouldn't have said this stuff back then. I would have amalgamated to what they were like. Blastominy was illegal. The primary reason why America became so successful is because the initial stock of people was like 120 IQ. That's because everybody comes right. And the evidence for this is the fact that like New Zealand,

Australia, Canada, vastly different government systems than ours, but they're also like immensely successful, nice places up in the well up. Well, how do you explain? Because the people changed. How do you explain that the Australians were just a bunch of criminals, you know? They were literally like the worst stock of Anglos and they still produced a really country. And that's just like 100% true, by the way.

I just think that like we've really bastardized whatever the Constitution was supposed to be with the 17th Amendment, with anybody other than people. I think you should have an IQ test to vote. And it's got to be above 115. Well, the problem with IQ test. is that like there's a bunch of different, let me put this way, MENSA is supposed to be high IQ people, right? But if you're good at solving a puzzle,

does it mean you can really comprehend foreign policy and domestic policy? It doesn't. You might be really good at solving a math problem very quickly, but, and that might make your- That's true. I mean, that's true. However, they did, they did like instead before, instead of SATs and stuff, they did, like, admit people and take job applications for people with higher IQ.

cues and it was actually very productive, very successful, or their true representation of how they did. I'll put this way, an intelligence test, but not an IQ test. IQ tests are subjective and they're based on an average. So 100 is just the average of all of the people who've taken the tests or something to that, you know. So that's why IQ changes.

The funny thing is I was reading how they had to change the baseline for retardation because they were like, what was it like, anything below 80 is retarded? And they were like, that's a, actually large swathes of the global population. They're not all retard. Not even global population, city populations. It's like the entire, and I'm not

even trying to be mean, that's like literally the entirety of Haiti. Oh, wait, so you're saying if most of society gets smarter, but you stay the same, your IQ goes down because now it's a low. Global IQs have actually gone. So age, age is a factor. So if you are like a seven-year-old who has the average, whose IQ

is comparable to the 15-year-old, they're like, oh, your IQ's 140. But if you then do not develop from there, your IQ just goes down as you get older. The other thing is 100 is an average, meaning it's based on everybody who's taking the test. What is the average intelligence will be 100?

So arguably... Also, when you're taking them, when you're young, too, kids don't like totally take it seriously or try hard or pay attention or they're distracted. The problem? People's IQ. If you take an IQ test at 17, you can take the IQ test now at 44 and it would be two drastically different numbers depending on how much.

Here's a thing. One of the components of IQ is like spatial reasoning. Mm-hmm. And that's where they'll show you, it'll look like a cross. And they'll say, take this image and fold it into a cube. And then, you know, which, like, then they ask you which side. They, there's a few things. Sequencing.

Like, they'll show you different pictures and you're supposed to know. Yeah. And it'll be like, it'll be a cube with a dot in it. And then it'll be a cube with two dots and a cube with three dots. And you're like four dots. But then they'll rotate and they'll flip. The ability to do that. Does not matter if the question is something like should women vote.

They're not, they shouldn't. But my point ultimately is that is a very, very deep, philosophical and moral conundrum. And your ability to track patterns has very little to do with whether or not you have the knowledge and wisdom to understand the behaviors of women. The point ultimately is this. Certainly, your ability to solve puzzles and do math is good. There's other elements of IQ. It's a quotient. There's reading comprehension and things of that nature.

But if we were to ask someone to solve a series of visual puzzles and they score really high, then you ask them about abortion and they have no idea and they have all propaganda and bad. Like their understanding of abortion is completely wrong. They're going to vote improperly. So IQ doesn't solve for this problem. I think the hope is that a high IQ will let you learn more data rapidly that you don't necessarily agree with. There just has to be a different system. Letting everybody, though, is...

Literacy is better. Literacy, like I told you before, 52% of Philadelphia is functionally illiterate. Yes, we solve... Listen, listen, you want to solve the problem, not an IQ test, you can only... All votes are right in from now on. That solves all of the problems.

With no spelling errors. No spelling errors. If you're trying to vote for Obama and you put Obama, then I'm sorry, that's one vote for Obama. though, you've got all those lefty women that are like all in college and all brainwash, and they will definitely spell things correctly and be like hyper aware. And that, and that that's allowed, but guess what?

Women should just not be. No, no, no, no. The reason why Democrats would lose is because if you had to name your candidate, Democrats cannot. Republicans in general, both Democrat or otherwise, vote based on party. But I guarantee you there are more Republican voters who can name the candidate they want and why they want them, then Democrats who can name the candidate they want. For, I think that's true for the vice president and down.

They've done, they've done studies on this where, like, on the whole, there's a negligible IQ difference between Republicans and Democrats, but you can go through, like, cross tabs and that sort of thing, and that's where you do see some differences where Republicans typically have about a two-point advantage as far as verbal IQ goes. And that's reflected in how effective Republicans are at, like, talk radio, podcasting, et cetera, et cetera. Is that just something they're more receptive to? but like both parties, especially the Democrats,

have a much larger coalition of like IQ variation. I would say there are Democrats' section more extreme where they probably have the highest IQ and the lowest IQ people in the same. Oh, I got a test. Well, it's women. Mental illness. Mental illness. You've ever taken SSRIs?

Your, your anxiety, depression, you're out. Here's the problem. That's weed too. They will, they will take you by force and they will tell you're 5150 and you can never vote again. I don't care. No, that's not good. So which political faction is more willing to falsely accuse the other of mental illness to stop them from voting? They are to us, but still.

Indeed. I think we need to do deep fake tests where you watch three videos and you're like, which one is the deep fake? Or you have to watch five. And if you can identify the deep fake, you can vote for. You know what is off all this? You have to write it in. Having a king. Solve all these problems.

No, wouldn't. If they, uh, it's a crazy king. It wouldn't because what would happen is the king would have a son who's retarded and Muslim. You wouldn't have to, you would have it like kind of like, um, like the Romans did. You don't have it necessarily. He's a king and then when he dies, you reelected a new one? Yes, yeah.

Oh, like a, what do they call those things? An elected monarchy. Yes, elected, yeah. Well, you could have what they call. Monarchy means single authority. An elected monarch means they serve till they die. There's one thing where you can do where you have an emperor that appoints the king. I like that too.

Because what's his face wasn't going to appoint their own kids and you should just say you can't have your kids. You could have an elected monarchy, but those get, they get bail out of myologites. I think the idea is if you are fighting each other instead of. After you hold office, you get exiled to the island. I like that. I want no lobby. I want so much like... Say what?

Somebody has all authority? Is an island? No. How are you no lobby? They hold all the power already. The United States does, and I guess we have Guantanamo, but we need like a separate penal colony because like the British had St. Helena and they exiled Napoleon there after they defeated them.

Like that would have been awesome to stick Maduro on an island with like... Cuba. Let's take Cuba and turn it into a penal colony. That would be nice. That would be great. And then you can do this. If you just have five misdemeanors. because it's like, okay, the average person might pick up a misdemeanor at some point.

But if you have five, that indicates you have extremely antisocial behavior. But we can't necessarily justify throwing you in federal prison. So we should just exile you to. No, here's what we do. Here's what we do. So every. So there's petty infractions, misdemeanors, felonies. So the way we do it is if you get three felonies, you're exiled.

Can we cut your hand? No. I'm sorry. Cut your hand pay casino. Handmaiden's tail. So here's what works. Cut the handmaidens. If you get three petty offenses, those count as one misdemeanor.

So a petty offense is like not returning a library book or jaywalking. If you do three of those, it counts towards one misdemeanor. If you get one misdemeanor, it's a misdemeanor. You get one felony, it's felony. So if you get three misdemeanors, those count as a felony. So that means nine misdemeanors and you're exiled. And that would mean that what is the math in this one? So three times, three times nine?

27. 27 petty offenses and you're exiled permanently. We need like the Palantir punch card. You jaywalk five years get exiled to Cuba. That's Chinese, dude. You know, we got to manage it. It's like your ID has like a bunch of holes in the bottom and the cop just punches a hole and says. Oh, one more I'm done.

Don't worry. When you get exiled, you get a free yogurt on the way out. I'm not chaotic, but I'm on the side of chaos when it comes to like obsessive order. I read the chat. You're trying to read. but just do the volume down. If you check out 27 books from the library and don't return them, you get life in prison.

That's fair. That's evil. That is evil not returning a library. I'm sorry. I do it. I do it once. But if you consistently do that. Have you guys been to a library recently?

No, it's horrible. It's just... It's blockbuster. They have movies. The library here in Winchester, you walk in and they have a movie section. It's amazing. Every library I've gone to in the last five years, besides, like, you know, your big main...

one in your city is just for homeless people to jerk off at the computers. That is the primary function of a library. I go to a very small neighborhood one where it's there, that there's no riff or if like that there. Although they do like, you know, the queer pride stuff and my brother always like attacks whoever is. We should get rid of libraries. I used to go check out the, uh, the,

what? What are libraries for, you commie? I'm not a commie. Libraries are communism. Yeah, that's fair. I buy all my stuff now anyway, because I do have a problem returning books. The internet has information for free. I'm only half kidding about libraries, but as an honest question, what purpose does a library, what purpose does a library serve today?

When I was a kid, libraries served a purpose in that if there was a book you needed that someone recommended, you want to check it out. You don't want to, you're, it's basically blockbuster for books. We use it for school. Like my kids are. Yeah, well, we don't need it anymore. So now it's to Tate's point, libraries today are like, look, I go to the library and I mentioned it's like blockbuster, but it was just homeless people. Yeah. Not everybody.

but like the idea is we've created a space where we are sinking money to the benefit of people like not to the good standing citizenry of our towns. It is to the derelict. And look, there's big signs everywhere saying don't feed the animals. They become dependent. It's one thing when we are like, hey guys, we should put a life. Imagine you live in a town of 50 people and you all go, we should build a library together and you all hug and then you build a library and everyone's friends.

now we build libraries and derelict people show up and start using our spaces in ways we don't want them. It's very true. I mean, I remember my local library when it lived in Queens. It was literally the entirety of the people using it was the homeless and Hasidic Jews. Those were the only two people that used this place. It was like the most bizarre thing going in there

watching the Hasidics like go at it with the homeless, like fighting over the computers. I'm deep in Philly and we don't like the little one I go to. I got to like Donatucci, right? There's still some good ones. But they're in the suburbs, primarily. We just don't have that. Where I live now, I live out in the burbs, and there's a library, and it's actually quite useful.

And there's a lot of young children there. It's a clearly providing value to these people. But the city libraries these days are literally just a sense. 1995, I stopped going to libraries. When the Internet appeared, I was like, they're redundant now. Kind of. I mean, like, so my daughter goes to a classical school, Christian classical school, both my kids, and they'll get assigned a book, and I don't want to pay $5 every time I need a book, right?

And so we'll go and get that specific book out. You can't get it online. You can't get it in an audio book. I mean, they're classics for the most part. Some of them, like, but young kid classics. And then I have to, like, go get the book out of the library. That's true. I went to library and go sit at the library and just do stuff.

I want to ruminate on this because it was telling you, the most entertaining thing on Planet Earth was watching Hasidics and homeless people. I know. I'm still thinking about it. You mentioned it. Like, I want to see it. So, I mean, the funniest thing you've ever seen. The frustration was.

They're both just agitated. One guy's on drugs. One guy does speak English. And it is just confusion, anger. It's kind of like an academic waffle house. And then the librarians, they're like, hey, shh. The librarians stay out of it. They don't tell them to quiet now.

We need to, we need to nationalize waffle house. We used to go play magic. The only place I've ever witnessed a shooting in my entire life was at a waffle house. It was at a parking lot. It's the spirit airlines of food. The shooting happens. The guy's like choking on his own blood. The employees go back and get back to work.

Like, they didn't close. They were like mop it up. And you're like, there's a man dying in there like, eh? And you're like, aren't you concerned? Like what happens all the time? Well, yeah, because I stayed inside. I was in like West Memphis, Arkansas, like a scary place to begin with. And so I just stayed inside and we just continued dining.

And the ambulance came in and they slapped the guy and took him out of there. And I was like, wow, this place. That's the only thing I've ever witnessed like that level of violence. We should die. Homeless people going to the library because we used to play magic at the library because we didn't have anywhere to play it. And then they would be like, you guys can't play this here. Because there's public indecency laws.

So they go to the library so they won't get charged. And then we had to, we figured it out, though. We were being too loud. I used to use the library all the time when I was 18. You do what? I'd go to the library and use the internet. I haven't checked the book out. This is before cell phones.

So, like, I had a phone, but it was a candy bar, Nokia with snake on it. So if I wanted to use, like, if I was like leaving work and I need to use a computer, I'd go to the library. Massive in college, massive library computers. Yeah, because now with eBay and with PDFs online, like a book is going to be five bucks. We're audible. Like I, you're audible. No, books are free now in chat GPT. Yeah, or you can just grab a PDF.

You can literally just go on a chat GPT and say, write me chapter one of like a book. So I didn't know that. So like, let's say someone says, I need you to study physics. So go, okay, you can go to any a LLM and be like, like, Claude's much better. Claude will write, yeah, Claude will write a whole book for you. You can go to Claude and say,

write me a 13 chapter book on intro to physics. And it'll go, okay, and it'll do it. And then it'll give you a PDF and done. Yeah, dude. Yeah. I mean, the idea of a building where knowledge is stored is still pretty cool. Data centers, bro.

Data centers. Data centers. Yeah. So you turn data centers into libraries. Yeah, but that's probably, hell, we got, we lost a lot of technology. Because the power went out. Yeah, like you lose, you lose it all. Oh, we're cooked.

It's over. I mean, the future of this, of this planet of humanity is we're going to be like, it's, you know, Wally, where everyone's fat, that's, that's wishful thinking. We're going to be morbidly obese sitting in pods plugged into the machine, brainless and dumb. Do you guys ever? I feel about. Listen, listen, there's an important thing you got to understand with technology. When we invent something to do a task for us, we lose the ability to do that task. So the reason why guys used to have much higher testosterone back in the day is because they were lifting things all the time.

You were working on a farm. You are lifting and moving stuff. So guys were much more likely to be thin and fit. It's the difference. Now we don't. So what happens is testosterone has gone down. Lift capacity has gone down. We've begun to outsource our thinking to artificial intelligence, which means if this trajectory continues, you are going to have gaunt or chubby, thin-boned people who are real dumb outsourcing.

And then eventually they just don't exist. There's no reason for them to exist. I think we're more approaching a great filter where it's just people with agency versus people without agency. And I would estimate maybe 10, 20% of the population has agency. So I think the feature is actually kind of what we're seeing now on steroids where you have 80% of the population. They probably won't get fat because of a Zempic, but they're just going to be effectively, they're going to take the thigh out. They're going to take the buyout from AI. Well, what if that was the point of, what if that's the point of mass vaccination?

Insofarrow. People without agency gleefully took multiple doses and people with agency refused. I think your difference, you're looking at kids that play with Legos versus kids that play with Minecraft. Like, you've got to have your kids have the hands on. They need the resistance to feel it, pull against gravity when they move things to build muscle memory. And then the other kids, it's just like the digital observation is like that will drive people. Well, I think we can, I think we have like a case. study over the last 60 years where technology has emerged that, again, people without agency

end up utilizing it for entertainment. People with agency utilize it to advance their career in some way. The internet's a great example. So I think AI, for 20% of the people, they'll utilize it as a tool to make more money and et cetera, et cetera, 80% would primarily use it for entertainment or buyout. Everyone's taking the buyout, bro. I'm going to tell you this. What do you think, I guarantee you, I guarantee you this. I will, I will wager your money. The moment we get non-surgically invasive neural ink, meaning you put on a headband and it projects experiences

into your mind, Ian's gone. You'll never see him again. He's gone. He's like, maybe that's true. I'm telling you, when they release neural video games where you plug a headset into your computer and put on the band

and then instantly you feel as if you are physically in Dungeons and Dragons, Ian's gone. Ian is going to be like a necromancer. It would be People are like, what if this becomes compulsory? I'm like, they don't need to because 80% of the population will purchase it. Well, no joke. They have to make the internet compulsory. I'm like on. For about 15 years, I'm bit on the precipice of like one or the other. Like I will dive into the neural realm. He's gone. He's gone. And just evaporate or I will stay here and build new things. But I can't decide. I'm like. Hold on. It's not it's not this. The only outcome is not Ian locking himself away in a matrix pod shriveling up. It's going to be there's a dude in California. who skateboards and there's going to be a homie who lives in New Yorker skateboards and they're going to be like, hey, do you want to go to, you know, do you want to go to Stoner

skate park? And they'll be like, sure. And they both put on their headsets and they get projected into a physical skate park where they're skating with their friends. It's because I don't have kids. If I had kids, I would want to stay here and see them learn, but I'm obsessed with learning. We'll have kids. Okay, then I will stay here. But if I don't have kids. In the machine. Whatever, I could pretend. But like, I love learning. I want to learn. And so I will go into the machine to learn a million trillion things and just stay there forever. But it's like you've got to apply it too. Like I want to come back and apply it to this version of reality.

Like if I had kids, I'd be here helping them learn. You're going to go in the machine where you're going to meet a beautiful dragon-born mistress. You're going to have a child with her. And you're going to be like, I don't like spending time away from my kids. Full sensory perception. This future that we're outlining, we're basically saying the fear here is that a large proportion of the population will primarily become consumers. and that they will cease to leave a mark on the world. How is that any different than the current situation we're in now?

I would say the vast people. I agree. So what I'm saying... You already have UBI. Exactly. So I'm saying as AI... Less death threats, too. Let's just say top projections of what AI becomes.

Like, let's say it truly does become this kind of wally style universe. I don't think the dynamics of the world will change that much. I don't think so. I think the majority of people will still continue to behave as they have now, which is leaving zero mark on the world primarily consuming and really not shake. Like in the past, the people that you would say were not movers and shakers, they were still building things. They would build a wall.

They would build a farm and that would exist. And they would have children and that would pass along to them. But what we've seen over the last 60 years is that sort of continuation is completely broken. So AI, all this can do is drive that in steroids. Let me just say this for, you know, we've talked about on the show, but with Lisa here,

we already have UBI, right? Do you think UBI is bad? Universal Basic Income? Yeah, I don't like it. We already have it. I know. I agree. Like, imagine going back 200 years,

you and explaining your job to a guy, he'd be like, so what does your family do to make money? And you're like, I reach out to community. communicate with people to ask them to come and have conversations. And you be like, what? What? What do you mean? Well, we have a table where people gather on and talk.

And it's like, how do you make money? People pay to watch, I guess. They pay you to watch. Well, actually, it's free to watch. But other companies want to be involved. So they pay us to mention them before we talk. And it's going to be like, well, where does the food come from? Machines make it.

Oh, like patronage. They did kind of have patronage back then. And they would have performances. So maybe they'll be like, oh, what? UBI functionally is just an, all you're doing functionally is extending welfare to all. So we already have functional UBI, but for the people that are not contributing. Just elderly and then the people that are just incompetent in campus. If I went back 400 years, like if, let's imagine this whole room just teleported 400 years back.

We're dead. I don't know. I don't necessarily know if that's true. I don't think that would be okay. No, we're cooked. Because people would want to be involved. We've got a bunch of guys whose skills are related to create creative works, which don't help anybody survive. and...

Wait, no, no. We can create life. Leonardo da Vinci. You know that I'm like a huge, like, I do all the millwork in my house, I build, I do all that. I can, I could build a house. So when the slavers, when the slavers come in, they'll be like, we got a bunch of dainty, Nancy boys and a mill wench. Like, seriously, but...

And I garden. I definitely garden and I know how to do that. Well, first, first, I get killed for being mixed race. Ian is too frail, so he's chucked into a ditch. I'd be in a judge. I'd be in a late. Tate is appointed chieftain. Because he's young and 12 feet tall.

I'd be a concubine. Right? I'd be like a baby-making machine. We'd not find with them. I'm one of the only winners in this potential. Half the country would die. Half the country would die. They live in the sunbelt.

It depends where we see. We teleported to like the family. Yeah, let's move 20 million people to Florida. I think I would do well in like a royal court. But in like a peasantry thing, I'd just get bored and want to die. I don't think you would. I think that. Ian would walk up to like the slave driver.

I need to be like, you got any lentils? Do you know what I did? They would be like, shut up, whack. Do you know what I did? I'm kidding, like 400 years ago, it was not like that. For a job in between here and my last job, there was like a couple of months, like, right? Do you know what I did? I went and worked on a farm.

I literally worked on a farm. I got paid $10 an hour, right? And I worked on a farm. You could be a horse inseminator. I was literally like shoving and mucking out stalls, feeding the animals, doing all kinds of stuff like it. Did you ever see how they do cows? Yeah. The big glove.

The big glove. Yeah. Listen, I know how to do it. They do horses the same way. But, and I've done all that, like, that hard work. By the way, it is way more fulfilling. You do all that. I agree.

Your body is tired by the end of the day, but you get this like, I don't know. I got to be real. Like, if we were transported 400 years ago, what would happen is, like, this room would be a weird demonic temple or whatever. We'd walk out and there'd be, like, local people would be like, who are you? And, like, what work can you do? I would instantly become, like, the head chicken farmer. They would bow before me.

They would be like, you're a chicken. It sounds like timeline by Michael Crichton, which is a great book. 400 years ago, it'd be all Indians around here. So you'd be able to just show them a firearm, and they'd be like, yeah, so. 400 years ago, it mattered more. We're taking this country away from the Europeans. It mattered more where you were.

It was a lot more different in different areas 400 years ago. Now things are homogenized, so you can kind of do the same job and everywhere in the world. 400 years ago, it's like, were you in Paris or were you in the farms of Bulgaria? 100 years ago, it wasn't Indian where we are now. If reincarnation is a thing, I definitely was alive during the 1820s to the 1860s. 100%. You were a mill lunch.

I definitely would have been. What if? Something weird there. Just saying I was alive then. You were alive then, huh? If you believe, if I don't really believe in reincarnation, but if it exists. Yeah, I don't know how it works. Because I think your spirit existed across all time in everybody.

And now it's hyper centralized in you right now. I believe in God in purgatory. Ian's going to come back after he is going to come back as a Jew. I hope so. I hope I was a Jew in the past. I hope I was Jesus, dude, but we were all Jesus. Bro, they would lock you up in two seconds. 1789 for blasphemy.

If I wanted to be like, I love the Bill of Rights. They'd like, well, your jail cell's right here, blasphilar. If you were in China, you could like start a rebellion if you claimed you were the. Yeah, and you could be a boxer. I was Lou Bay, dude. I was Chokulian. I invented the repeating crossbow. Sat on the wall playing the loot to trick the guy.

You know that story, right? with Chukalyang. He opened the gates and played the loot. So when the enemy army came, they thought it was a trap and fled. I had balls of steel. He was a farmer. He and his brothers, and then he just didn't want to participate with the war at all, but they begged him. Lou Bay went and begged him, and then he went three times. He kept coming back

and finally Chokaliyang was like, all right, he met him and he was like, I like you, and I think it's the least worst option. I'll get involved. They called him the sleeping dragon. And when he awoke, he led a nation, but still they lost. It's a great story. The three kingdoms. When I'm on, we always get into way more philosophical.

conversations than usual. I feel like we're always... Ian's going to come back as a lone star tick so he can take away people's ability to eat. That is... That's terrifying. And do you see how... And it's not permanent, by the way, the lone star. Yeah, it's between one and five years. Ian, a genie would come to him to be like, I want to come back, but I want to be Jewish.

And they'd be like, well, grant your wish and you come back as 1939. Oops. I'd be down to come back. She should have your property straight. You should have your property straight. We do. Okay, good. Yeah, we do. And we have Guinea-Fowl. Those things are dumb. I wear like a raincoat with a hood because I'm so afraid of the ticks. Dude, I kind of want to be like cyber tech Jesus now.

Like, so I got a comment in 2007. There's Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's this website where they were like, maybe they'd be like, he's like Cybok Jesus on the end. Because I was like trying to like get my mind into, yeah, Cybock is like a Star Trek reference, I think. What are those little bugs that, weevils? So there were a bunch of weevils all over the place. But there were people. Cute ones.

Yeah, but people, they're called weevils, I guess. And people didn't know that they weren't ticks. I thought they were ticks starting out and smashing them. They're like, oh, there's ticks everywhere. And it's like, and then they found out those were just weevils. Maybe I'm over-complexifying life, you guys. I don't know weevils look like little grubs.

I haven't been paying it. No, weevils look like ticks. I'm like if it happens. You do? I'm just thinking about kids and like having the simple life where you sit outside and you watch the kids play and like weevils. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't look like ticks, but they don't, you know.

It's like hip-s-up. Right, right. And so there were a bunch of them, and they were like black ones. And they were like all over the place out here. And everyone was freaking about ticks. So they were like, da, and spraying. And they're like, they're completely harmless. That's a little sad that people don't know.

Evils. You have some seriously dangerous looking bugs here, but like they're harmed. I was bit by a lime tick when I was young. I got the bullseye on my arm and all. I pulled it out and I got a pool. And I got, but. Did you get Lyme disease? No, I took.

They gave me like lots of deoxy cycling. I got one tick in my armpit about a year and a half ago. It was crazy. And I got it. It was like all dried out. I was like, what is that scab? I'm not loving. Pulled it out.

It was dead? No, I think it was still living. It was like, tried to burrow into me while I was pulling it out. Like, twisted it and got it out. They don't. They stick their mouth in and they suck and then they get all big. They definitely do burrow, though. He was trying to.

They say you're not, yeah, they sit their heads in and drink your blood. They say you're not supposed to stress them out because they'll spit back in. And that's how you get the alpha gale. You like play music for him and calm down. You're supposed to, well, I don't, fact check me in this one. Don't take this advice. But I watch a thing where they said, you put tweezers as far down as you can and pinch

until it gives up and pulls out to get away but if you like take a lighter or a heat source it'll freak out and spit everything into you that stresses it out and it spits the gunk into it you can I think tie a little string around it too and then twist it slowly and that'll kind of get it out like a little massage gently rubbing's back I'm like or what if you just blast it

some of them are almost like microscopic they look like lice or something they're like that little they're like Yeah. You're like, super small. Oh, the little tics. You can negotiate with it. You could have a conversation. Be like, listen, I'll give you.

I'll find you some food. $14 and I'll take you to McDonald's. I don't even go to the blood bank right now. You can fill yourself. I was at a restaurant nearby and it was like a regular old diner. And there's a tick walking on the ground. Freaking crap. And you can't crush them.

They're flat. They're flat insects. And so I took something and I smashed it and just grind it into it back and forth. And they started walking away. Wow. I was like, holy. Crab. You got to

burn them. Burn it. Not if they're on you, though. It's not my domain. It's true. They came from Connecticut and from under auspice.

This is the Lyme disease. Takes have been around forever. But Lyme disease is Lyme disease is Lyme, Connecticut. There's an island off the coast of Lyme, Connecticut, where they do like biological research and that they were maybe researching

a new bioweapon with this disease, Lyme, and then it got infested in the ticks. And then from there. Because the first reported cases. Because the first reported case is like on Long Island, right? Like right across the... Okay, maybe right across the... So it makes sense, right? There's a name of the island, if you can pull it up.

Chatsy, B, T, you'll know. Little St. James, maybe. What's the... What's the name of the island off of Lyme, Connecticut, where they think Lyme disease originated? Let's hear this, dude. The island you're thinking of is Shelter Island. Shelter Island, okay, so we could look up Shelter Island.

That's kind of an ominous name to it, yeah. Shelter Island? I love the Tim's trying to kill Bob. And then the Rolling Stones gave me shelter. They were trying to, like, impede... Spiders are based, though. I like spiders. I don't like...

Shelters live. It's funny because I'm at home and I'm just like watching Greg Gutfeld and then I hear a scream and I get up and run and it's like this is a little tiny spider. My wife's here we have like daddy along they're kind of fun.

Like everyone does that way like... All spiders are based. Are like yeah pretty much every animal in our country is trying to kill. Spiders are smart too like if they build a web

in your walkway you break the web you're like talk to them be like sorry dude you can't build here and then they'll chill and they'll build up in the corner they want to hang?

They're bad sorry and the more relaxed you are the more relaxed. They eat. what they eat, but like they're still. No, they're still disgusting. It's the big ones that are no good. Spiders go in a corner of mind their own business.

Like the ones in Iraq. You know like a thousand. Centipedes in Chicago chase you. 50,000 years ago, there were giant spiders, they chase you. Like the, with a thousand. And you'll be like, you'll be chilling and you're living and watching TV and you'll see a centipede and you'll go,

uh-oh, and it'll just run straight towards you. And then you'll jump over and it'll turn and keep coming. And you're like, get away. You've been like, imagine cave diving like 30,000 years ago. And then you get, you're going through like cobwebs and then you get stuck and you're like, what the, and then all of a sudden you get a little more stuck, and then a bunch of spiders crawled down and start biting you, and poisoning you, and then wrapping you up in your,

because they, what is happening? How they lived in shelter, you know, they had a bug conversation. You find a cave, and then the giant millipede comes up and bites, stings you with poison venom, and you're like, oh, you're like paralyzed, like, as it wraps you up, you're like, I think that's just Australia. It's all happens there. That's like terror, fuel, and that's where these fear of spiders comes from, I think, because otherwise they're innocuous.

They just chill. Have you heard that, like, you know, you know how we hate the same? sound of like a knife of plate. I want to talk about this. We got this from the New York Times. Peter Thiel is fleeing to Argentina. And, you know, with the death threats and the extremism,

I think they're seeing the writing on the wall. They literally say in the New York Times that he's concerned about the future of the United States, but there's a lot of people who are like, let me just put it this way. When the powerful billionaires are like time to leave the country and they go to Argentina, I think there's something they maybe know that we don't.

Why Argentina? He's German. No, but I mean, Buenos Aires is kind of awesome. It's mountainous. Baroloche. It's South America, but it's general, it's higher income. There's a lot of nuclear research in Baroloche. If you're trying to, like, if you're trying to hide away from political instability,

like the last place you would go would be Argentina, they like literally have the oscillating government. Yes, but if you're concerned about being murdered by far left extremists and Argentina is fine. In the mountains, that is literally where the Nazis went after World War II to hide. Yeah. There was a funny viral video where this woman was like, I'm exploring Argentina. I found this beautiful little German village and the top comment was No One Teller. I heard that Peter Thiel, it's going to be temporary.

He called it a temporary move. Until what? Yeah, until he... Until he's out of office. No, it's temporary until he figures out whether Antifa is going to burn this country down or Trump is going to take it. I think he's probably most concerned

about the redistribution policy he's coming to the United States, specifically in California. And I think what's going, this is the most prevailing theory that I've except there's a lot of theories going on is why Teal skip the country. Because people are trying to downplay

and it's like, no, he just bought a house there. It's like he's putting his kids in the local school. That's like kind of important here. I think what's going on here is he knows that California is passing this massive redistribution tax. It's going to be a huge tax on billionaires. And he understands that even if he moved to like Virginia or you name it, wherever he moved Florida, that California will still utilize the banking system to come after his money. So what he's trying to do here, this is the most prevailing theory is one I think is probably correct. So if he goes to Argentina, he's under the watch of melee. If California comes and tries to audit his Argentinian bank

account, Malay can turn it into a wedge issue. He can say, I'm standing up against the Democrats in the United States, and then all of a Republican Party, but be in love with Malay. I want to say something scary. You guys want to see some scary? See Buenos Aires province right here? Buenos Aires, good air.

Buenos Aires, good air. See how it's greenish? Yes. What do you think all the, so the entirety of the province is like basically the same hue. What kind of terrain do you think it is? Jungle Basin? They call the La Pompas.

It's like wonderful fun. farming. Oh, it is literally the whole province is one big farm. Whoa! So choose any location in, and what do you find? All farms. Let's zoom out and go over here. We zoom in. I got a plan. All farms. The reason I bring this up is people don't realize the extent to which the human footprint. So if you go to like the East Coast right here, there's the Pennsylvania Wilds where you actually still have a lot of trees. Those are great places to drive through. So you can see here, it's mountainous, so there's trees. You can look at Appalachia. and you can see this strip here and there's trees. But for the most part, the entirety of the terrain of the Midwest, you're like, I wonder what that is.

Literally, Illinois is one giant farm. That's one gigantic farm with cities. Probably because when the flood occurred, it just flattened it. No, my point is human expansion is much larger than most people consider. Dude, I have this map of the world on my wall, and it's like a couple nights. I was like thinking about how we, you were saying the other day, the humans, what they cherish the human story. Like we've named the earth. We've cut it into little pieces

and called it different things and that's our human... Why don't we be conquerors again, right? And take all the based right-wing people and go take over some South America farm. It looks like... Bro, we could take... We could take Uruguay is the...

I think that should be the plan. Uruguay is the widest country in the Western Hemisphere. So let's go. What? They just named two groups in Brazil terrorist organizations. And it's all farms. Yuzuma is literally nothing but farms.

That's the new plan. Argentina is a fascinating country. It'd be difficult to get you to pin in on it, but there's an entire province called the Chibbutt province there. And there's, if you zoom in on the town names in the Chabut province, they're all Welsh names. And the reason for that is because in like the late 1800s, a lot of Welsh people... Chabut province, where's that? If you go Rio Negras... Oh, there it is, Chibut.

And zoom in and... That sounds Jewish. Look at some of the town names. Go to the right, like there's one called like... ...Lawson? Rossin, so the reason for that is... Habo Raso, that sounds Welsh. In the late 1800s, a lot of Welsh people were fearing

the English were like displacing their culture. They have a language, the Welsh language. So a lot of them moved to Argentina so they could preserve the Welsh language. Well, they ended up going down there in Patagonia where like no one would mess with them because back then, you know, there was no transcontinental flights, that sort of thing. And what ended up happening was when the Falkland Wars broke out in 1982. You know, Argentina invaded the Falklands and then Maggie Thatcher came down and, you know, destroyed them.

What happened was all the Argentinian POWs that were caught in the Falklands were being transported back to Argentina. Now a lot of the Royal Marines that were escorted. these gentlemen back to Argentina, they didn't speak English, the Argentinians, and they didn't speak Spanish, there was a language barrier. Well, there's a story about one of the Royal Marines, he was from Wales, and he was trying to communicate with them, and they're like back talking in Spanish or whatever, and then all of a sudden he starts hearing a guy jaw at him in Welsh. And he's like, what? Wait, what? What was that? And he keeps talking to him in Welsh. So it just demonstrates that Argentina is a very European place, but it's just been completely,

you know, it's like a backwater in a lot of ways. And so they completely forgot. And then lo and behold, British come down and they're having an argument in Welsh, like a language that is, you know, has declined massively over the last few years. I say let the Dems have America. Let's go get our own. Let's conquer a new territory and just live on that. Yeah, but who's going to do the fighting? I will. What? I don't want to fight. If you zoom in on Buenos Aires, there's not worth it. neighborhoods that have English names because the Anglo-Argentine community was quite expansive there. And there's a massive this place. It's crazy. There's a club called the Hurlingham Club and it's this like one of the world's most prestigious polo clubs and bowling clubs in the world.

And it's all like Anglo-Argentines. Dude, the city is just, Buenos Aires is massive. Yeah. Was it like 16 million in the metro? Yeah, it's huge. One of those outies, this is all Argentina. And they also had similar dynamics to the United States. They had a lot of illegal immigration coming into the country from like Peru and Bolivia and stuff.

And so part of Malay's campaign was, I'm going to get all these illegals out of here. So they have a lot of the same dynamics to the United States. What is Argentine? What is the, what is the etymology of Argin? Is that blue? Does that mean blue? usually they're like derivatives of a native indigenous name it means something small Tina means it's a small thing

but yeah it's a fascinating place Argentine meaning silver means silver so small silver maybe there are a lot of silver mines here when they populated it but yeah I don't know but remember wasn't like the president of Uruguay like some fat old farmer or something that checks out that checks out Uruguay is a very like Italian and Spanish place Peru's fascinating so a lot of Japanese went to South America and the late 1800s early 1900s. In Peru, famously had a Japanese president, Alberto Fujimori. And it was really fascinating, a country that had maybe a couple hundred thousand Japanese people. The Japanese were

dominating the elite in Peru. Like the restaurant Nobu, you're familiar with the restaurant Nobu. That is actually cuisine from Peru. It's Japanese Peruvian, quote unquote, fusion, but it's because of the Japanese community there. And so Fujimori's daughter is actually, like, now the head honcho. The per capita GDP of Uruguay is 40,000. Yeah, it's a very nice place. The etymology of Argentina. That's like comparable to the United States. It's Sierra de la Plata, the Silver Mountain. And even southern Brazil, so like Santa Catarina and the Sewell, is all like, it's all European. So those bottom three states there, Piranha, Santa Catarina and Rio Grande Sull is all Europeans.

And actually, I think it's Santa Catarina has a massive German population. A lot of them still speak German. You may know, but when they were divvying up, when the Europeans were divvying up the conquest of the Western Hemisphere in like the 14, 1500s, The Portuguese got the furthest east part of South America, Brazil, basically. And all the other Europeans could colonize everything else. That's why you see that. What's the biggest city in your way, Montevito? Yeah.

Portugal and Spain were like basically going at it. They were trying to determine who was going to be able to control what. And so they went to the Pope and he said, okay, here's the agreement. Spain basically gets the corners of the world. Portugal gets the middle. So all the colonies in Africa were Portuguese. And then all the colonies in Asia and South America were Spanish. But there was a sliver that was allocated to the Portuguese, which is...

Oh, wow. Uruguay is 86% white, 10% black, 6% indigenous. Yeah, it's a very white place. And those are like actually... More white than the United States. Yep. It's the widest country in the Western Hemisphere and wider than most of Europe at this point. Uruguay.

Wow. Interesting. I heard that was... He's pronounced Uduay. We were talking about doing a graphing corporation in Uruguay. I don't know why, but apparently it's very favorable to like American businessman. Yeah, there's a lot of expats. You know, expat is just a white immigrant.

There's a lot of them in Montevideo. Do you spend time in the jungle? In Africa? South African jungle at all? Or South American jungle? I've been to South America. I've been to Trinidad. It's kind of close, but I've ever been.

I really want to go. I really like to go to Argentina and Tobago. Tim Kish trip and go from. Yeah, I mean, it'd be fascinating to document from L'ULA because like, Japan's awesome. Argentina, at the turn of the 19th century, so that going into the 1900s was the well-fell. country in the Western Hemisphere.

What was? Argentina. Oh, yeah. The wealthiest country in the Western Hemisphere. And then a bunch of political instability leading into the Peronist years, it just completely destroyed their country. And then a lot of German people went there. Yeah, sure did.

But it's kind of funny because, you know, I think about like 10 to 20,000, like, you know, Third Reich exiles went there. But there was already a massive German population there. That's actually why they went there is because it was already an established German population. And now you have a lot of Mennonites. Like the Mennonites like are running the show in Bolivia and Paraguay. because they can, they're super efficient. They can produce a lot of food.

I really wouldn't want to leave. I like places where there's like, I would go to like, if England's, you know, your government was different. You know what I mean? I like places with history and old buildings. And I don't want to live over there. Have you been to South America? No, I have no interest in going to South America.

It was kind of crazy. I lived in Chile and Santiago for a short period of time and the Federales, man. The federal cops. This is why I'm really, really reticent about deploying the National Guard, because just in Santiago is just common for the federal government to control street corners everywhere you go. Dudes in federal outfits with gun, and it's like very disconcerting. Chile is another example of like kind of bizarre European migration patterns because their founding father, his name's Bernardo.

He said that check. So it was Chile. His last name is O'Higgins. He was of Irish extraction. So they're founding, they're kind of there, George Washington in some ways, was a man named Bernardo O'Higgins. It's really dramatic. I don't think he spoke English either. And like you see this all across like Argentina's star midfielder and he was a star in the last world,

Cuppie Place for Liverpool. His name's Alexis, it's like checks out. His last name is McAllister. So his name's Alexis McAllister doesn't really didn't speak any English until he moved to England, but he's of like Scottish extraction. It's really fascinating. A lot of the dynamics in South America. The Croatians like totally run the show and, uh, and I'll have no interest in going. Iragoy. You should go to a jungle. It's crazy. Go to Iquitos in North East Peru.

What if we stage an expedition to escape the intercontinence and traverse the ice wall? We would have to take the Amazon. I'm a much more. I think we would get turned away if we go to like the cold. The ice walls. Yeah, you're looking at the southern, the southern,

what's that place called? The Titanic did not hit a iceberg, but like a ton of icebergs. No, I didn't. I just watched this guy who did like study it for nine years. Anyway, that made me think of the ice well.

It was literally last night I was watching it. Yeah, the Titanic movie, when they're in the water, it's still like lit, but that's the scariest part is your, there's no light whatsoever. Some of the Titanic goes down, the lights go out in the boat.

It's pitch black. That's the scary. Dude, pitch black is crazy. And there were people trapped on that boat in air pockets, just like, pitch black. You would just hear, you would see nothing. It'd be like a sensory deprivation tank, but screams. That would be the only thing you could hear.

Apparently, there was like this mirage thing that happened. Like, you know how like when you're in the desert and you see like that little mirage? Well, they said it was a clear night and because of the temperature of the water and the temperature of the, it was like warmer out that it created this like oceanic mirage type of thing. And then they didn't, that they didn't like not see the iceberg. There was like, they were, they hit like. That's a great story. What actually. happened is there was a decoy ship, the most important

people escaped. The whole thing was planned so they could create the Federal Reserve. Yeah, a bunch of influential people died on that boat. That was a crazy part of the story. Yeah, are we going down there? No. We should remake the Titanic and then do it again. This time everything will be okay. Dude, Richie Jackson was telling me about this shipwreck

where these guys went down to like just get, recover, excavate basically the depths of the death and all that and seal the dead bodies. And one of the guys was swimming down and a guy reached out and grabbed, like a guy had survived in an air pocket. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a big story like a few months ago. He was on there

for three days in pitch black, just in an air pocket, and they were going down to recover the dead bodies when a guy grabbed in the divers, and they saw him, they were like, there's a survivor. Bro, and he survived. He's okay now. Wow. You got to send me up. That would give me a hard time. Pitch black is crazy. This is why

I think about, like, order and how value, like, I thought again about this weird story, if you were out in the woods and the pitch dark trying to survive and you found a small village of light And you're like, oh my God. In order to come into the village, you must eat a child. I don't know why it just changed the image to a bunch of cows. We like them too.

But, you know, it had the guy there for, there you go. That was him. He made it. He was the chef. He was a chef, I think. I'm sorry, but he's scary looking at that anyway. He's just in water for days in an air pocket. Is that him under what?

Yeah, in the pocket they filmed it. I'd be so upset if that were me. I'd be pissed. If they found you, to be like, guys, I was so comfortable, like, finally peace and quiet. You tried to go down with the ship, but. The things guys will do to escape women. Imagine he gave up. Is this what they call ego death?

They find him and he's like, don't tell my wife. Yeah. What would that do to you if you believe you're going to die? Like, you truly just accept it. And then you live like that for days. We saw a case study in Hawaii when they were all convinced that there was a nuclear war. Oh, yeah. The text alert went out to everybody saying a nuke is coming and then everyone freaked out.

Because the general understanding of human psychology is like everyone would start. As we saw in Russia and Moscow when they thought like, Napoleon was coming to destroy all them. And the same thing with the Germans is they thought it would turn it's like a giant brothel and a dead. But in Hawaii, everyone was just like... One of the stories out of Hawaii was at a male and female cousin banged. Yeah, the human psychology gets weird. There was a post online where it was like a woman said that when they all got the text messages,

then a missile was inbound to Hawaii, they freaked out. And then she, like, her male cousin was there. And they were like, screw it. And they just like hooked up. And then, yeah. And then it was like on Reddit or something. And then when they were like, they found it out as a false alarm and they were kind of like, Uh-oh. And they got married.

Oops. Oh, they did? I'm kidding. That was a, that's a good story. There is a weird story. It's a horrible story. That's a crime thing that was like that there was a girl and she had an affair with her cousin, I believe her first cousin. And then she broke it off because she's like, this is terrible and wrong. And then he went and like massacred everyone in her family. This was like recently too.

Really? That way, it's not embarrassed anymore. Don't worry. You can't be embarrassed because I killed everybody. He was so upset about it that, like, he, everybody but her husband, like, survived the attack. And that's how, like, they found it with him. But, like, her mother went in to check on her. And then.

Wait, she was married and cheating on her husband with her cousin? Yes, horrible. Like, this is, like, a legit happened. I think I'm more disturbed by her cheating on her husband than I am getting with her cousin. Although I'm not into cousin on cousin. I'm not saying that. What about second cousins? I think that's okay.

This was first cousins. I know, but, like, how do you guys feel about second cousin? Second cousin means it's your dad's cousin? No, second cousin. Second cousin is your dad's cousin. So it's like if or your mom's cousin. Yeah. I think that's okay.

It's a little less gross. It's still gross. It's still gross. What about like third cousin and your grandpa or grandma's cousin? Because now you're talking about age gaps too. Like cousin of a cousin. So gross. All of it.

Just stay away from row. Ian's trying to figure out which cousin he can bang. I'm going through the Rolodex right now. I'm eighth cousins. She was hot. I'm eighth cousin with Taylor Swift. I will say. Averal Levine is an eight of a cousin of mine.

It's going to make me look bad. But when I was young, my mom had her cousins, right? And then they had kids. And then one of their kids was, his name was, he was kind of like a, he was cute, like a good looking kid. But then he was still like my, it wasn't really my cousin. But like, I could see we're not related by blood. Was he? Oh, this is interesting.

You and your second cousin, your furthest line is your great-grandparent. But you have different grandparents. I see. But I don't think that's how people conventionally use. Your grandparent's sibling has a kid, their grandchild would be your second cousin. But I think the way people typically use second cousin is like, for example, if your first cousin had a child, that would be your second cousin. Also, that would be your second cousin. Yeah. And your first cousins will be your children's second cousin.

That's how people, that's how people typically use second cousin. That's how people typically use second cousin. My buddy's dad, but it's not correct. This is the correct. Right. My friend, his dad's brother, married his mom's sister. it's not a weird thing his cousin is

her cousins Oh yeah no this was a Ancestry not con just breaks There's a there's a funny viral story Where a woman She went viral because she married What is it? Like she married a guy

At a family Like she met a guy at a family event They got married And they were like I forgot what the thing was She was like We are not related But they were cousins

Because it was like The way it worked was It was her cousins, yeah, she married her cousin's cousin. And so everybody was like, you're related. And she's like, no, no, no, no. My cousin is related to me from my dad. But my cousin's mom has a sister who had a kid and I married that kid who is not related to me because I can donate.

It's still weird. It's just sounds weird on paper. The verbiage is socially unacceptable. You know, it's kind of, it is kind of crazy too that like, I never really thought about it because my family wasn't that big. but it didn't occur to me until I was like a little older. My cousins had cousins who were not related to me. I know. It's the biggest betrayal when you find it.

No, but like if you're a founding stock, so if you have any like Mayflower descendants or ancestors, then... The Putnam's, I don't know, there. Yeah, so 51 Mayflower passengers had children. So if you are of Mayflower stock, you're going to be related to every other. Oh, they were all inbreeding? The Mayflowers?

Well, bro, let's be real. If you have the same last name as someone you're related. Likely, yeah. And if you have any European heritage. Yeah, the Smiths are related. Sometimes they change their name to like whatever their job was, so you never know. Well, no. The reason people, last names originated from the jobs.

And the reason why there's so many Smith is because when a conquer took over a country, you don't kill the blacksmiths, they make weapons for you. And when you're going to war, you don't send the blacksmiths because they make weapons for you. So Smith survived. Well, I think there are cases where someone's like, what's your name? He's like, I don't know. What do you do? I'm a blacksmith.

Okay, then you're Smith. Ian. And you're not related to the. other guy who is Smith. You can actually just look this up. Last names. We're both right. There wasn't a thing where it was like, what's your last name? I don't know, but I'm a Smith. It was, he is John the Smith. And that's why there's names like, like, one day Smith. You know what I mean? When they come to the United States and they're like signing paperwork at Ellis Island and they'll be like, what your name is incomprehensible to me. So what do you? I play basketball. Okay, then you're jumper.

No, it would, whatever. I'm talking about Native Americans. For people who came here, they be like, my name is Rick of Rome. And they'd put your name as Richard DeRome or DeRoma or something. You're from, like, so people got there, there are modern versions, but John Jumper. There's a bunch of names like related to the job you do. Smith, we were blacksmiths. There's a show called the Black Smiths, and they were all black, but also Smiths.

Is that real? No, I just made that up. There could be a show like that. It'd be like a double entendre. It'd be kind of funny. You might be able to get away. So here's the list, Ian. Okay.

Of this list, where would you, where would you, but, Like, where is the line for you? For me? Yeah. Who I would bang? Yeah. Sibling? Third cut.

No, I wouldn't bang my siblings. I never had a sister, though, but no, I wouldn't do it. Oh, and Evans. Cousin, no. No. Second cousin, you're kind of getting unrelated at that point. It's kind of weird. I had a, like, a girl in my class who I found out was a cousin, I guess my dad's side, my aunt,

his or her husband's niece was this girl so we have yeah so you're not related to her yeah but it's weird because we're still that was the thing about the chick who married her cousin's cousin is she's like my cousin's mother

my aunt is an aunt by marriage so we have no blood relation her sister had a child so my cousin and him are cousins but we have no blood relation so that's like a weird try Oh, yeah.

Like the tri-force of cousin marriage. I have a real friend, and I'll just use fake names here, obviously, is his name is John and he married Sue's younger sister, Jane, and John's younger brother, Joe, they also married. So they're both married. So then when they have kids, yes, they're cousins, but they're half siblings, genetic half-siblings. Well, if they're twins. They're more than just cousins. They're more than just cousins.

They're genetic siblings. No, they're genetic siblings. But then if they're not twins, they have genetic half-siblings. Yeah, so if like if you're if your dad is a twin, your cousin is actually your half brother. Yeah. Or half sister. Yeah. But if you're both twins, if your mom is a twin, your dad is a twin, you actually are just brother and sister.

And it's kind of interesting. Crazy, right? And some of these like classical understandings, like there was a story going on recently because a guy, his wife died and he ended up like marrying her younger sister. And everyone was like disturbed by this. But that was like the way it worked for. Yeah, it's not used to be back. Well, I'm thinking that's why we're talking about monarchy. I'm like in the Patriot.

His wife dies and then his wife's sister came and took care of his kids. If your dad was the king and he was like, you're going to be marrying your cousin, you're like, I'm doing whatever you say because you're the king. Or he's like, I'm going to have you marry your sister. What's that? Yeah, it was the Habsburgs. They were just like, okay. They would marry each other.

The Ross Childs did it too. That's how they had a big club. All the royalty did. They wanted to keep, they want to insulate the wealth. Yes. Insulating power and wealth through one of the eighth line of the Habsburg's throne was on Michael Noel show the other day. No.

Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he was like given his job. geopolitical takes. Does you have a jaw? Does you have a jaw? Yeah, the Habsburg jaw is crazy.

That imbred jaw. Would you marry your third cousin? You share the same great, great grandparent. If I fell in love, probably. Here's the crazy thing, though. Let's take a look at this, right? So let's say great, great-grandparent had her first child at 19 years old. So at great-grandparent is 19 and has her first

first kid. So now it's, you know, 38, 19. Your grandparent at 19. So here you are. You've got a 38-year-old grandparent. You've got a, like, let's just do 20-year gaps. So 20, 40, 60, you have a 60-year-old, hold on, is it? You've got a 40-year-old, a 60-year-old great-grandparent, and an 80-year-old great-great-grandparent. And you meet your, your, you're, your second, so this would be your second cousin, you'd share a great, great-grandparent. I guess if it made it to you, your third cousin and you could theoretically

have a 100-year-old great-great-grandparent and you go to family meetings together. Like, would you marry that person? If I was married to her and then I found out, I wouldn't divorce her. But if I found out beforehand, I'd be real weirded out. Because what about that... What about that episode of House

where, like, the men and the women find out their half-siblings? because the dad cheated with the neighbor. And then the neighbor wife had a kid. And so the boy grew up next to his next to her neighbor and they were high school sweethearts. And he was like, all growing up, my dad was always yelling at me to stay away from her,

not to date her, but we love each other. And then they're like, yeah, you're half-siblings. Dude, and this is my question with gene therapy. Would you marry your great, great, great, great-great-granddaughter? What? If she was super hot and you were in love with her. Because if your body stays. young. As you age, like 400 years old. Solar age goes up, but your genetic age stays the same,

and your 35-year-old body, but you've been here for 190 years. Are we vampires? If you're coming to this, we're going to be living for a long time. If you traveled back in time 200 years and met like your ancestor. And she was hot? And she was hot. You'd hook up with her? I don't want to mess with the timeline. This is the question your Ed's met. I'm all about chaos. I'm concerned that I have my own grandfather. Her child. but then also her like great, great, great, great. What if it's like the only way for you to exist

is to have sex with me right now? Isn't that like a back to the future? Yeah. He almost hooked up with his mom. He almost hooked up with his own grandfather. Mom wants to hook up with him. That's crazy. That was back to the future.

It makes sense because it looks half. It looks half like that. Back to the future, he was disappearing because he needed to connect his mom and dad. Futurama is when Frye goes back in time and meets his grandmother and then realizes that his grandfather can't be a, his grandfather because his grandfather got blown up and he still exists. And then the professor

goes, you idiot, isn't it obvious? He's like, so Fry's grandfather gets blown up in a nuclear test and Fry still exists and goes, well, that proves he's not really my grandfather. That proves you're not my grandmother. So he bangs his grandma. And then the presser's like, isn't it, he's like, if my grandfather is dead, then who's my grandfather? And he goes, isn't it obvious, you idiot? It's you. That's what I'm talking about. And because he went back in time and banged his own grandmother giving birth to his dad and then who gave birth to him, it erased the Delta brainway from his brain so now he can't be mind controlled by the giant brains. Oh, see, there is value to inbreeding.

It's a risk, you know, you have really good traits like the Jews came up with some high intelligence, but they also have some weird disease, I think, that's inherent in- Oh, yeah. They have some kind of blood thing, right? It's an in-breeding, yeah. I'm not sure exactly what it's called, but most people that I talk to you know what it is. No, I don't know. No, no, no.

But I do know what it's cool because they have to test you for it when you have babies. You're right about back in the future. In Iceland, apparently they have an app to make sure they're not cousins when they hook up. Really, that's a huge problem there. Really? Yeah. Keep it in the island? Yeah.

Because they're all cousins, man. Ooh. Yeah. They're all woke, too. In, like, Crusader Kings, you know, you can change the law of, like, is it legal to marry your second cousin? Is it legal to marry your cousin? Is it legal to marry your sister? And, like, back in the day, it was totally legal.

Cousin marriage was completely normal in all cultures for a long time, even the United States. Very, and then in the Middle East, they'll come into this day, and it lowers your IQ. Yeah. Very bad. Very bad. People, there's something called line breeding and chickens where you just have the, you just have the dad, bang the kids. Yep. Because they don't care. They're chickens.

I know, but like it's so gross even for chickens. Do you eat their eggs? Well, chickens have different genetics, so they don't have the same problems humans do. So baseline for un... Okay, baseline 2 to 3% risk of major congenital disorders, just baseline, if you're unrelated, two to three percent chance. 12.5% chance if your first cousins. This is according to chat, GBT. 12.5% of if you share about 12% of DNA then there's a 4 to 6% chance

sorry I misread that if you share 12.5% of DNA with someone meaning you're a cousin there's a 4 to 6% chance of a congenital error so it basically doubles from unrelated to first cousin you have a and then what I have and then it goes up to if if you share about 3.1% of DNA which is second cousins

it's about 3 to 3.5% which is up from a 2 to 3%. Very, almost the same. What's the number for siblings? I didn't ask siblings. Let's find out. How about siblings? You can get, I think in New York can get married your cousin.

Oh, sibling parent or child, 50%. Wow. No, no, if, I'm sorry, I'm reading this. If you share 50% of your DNA, it just says much higher, very high. It doesn't say 4 to 6% from first cousins. Should all be illegal, but they're legalizing it. Cousin marriage is getting legalized.

in the UK and the United States because the and sibling marriage is going to happen too the argument that's being made is with the gay marriage stuff the door opened to everything like bad idea

the argument is as long as you're consenting adults and so there have been these cases where it's like as long as you agree not to have kids or whatever and they're going to sue on those grounds you're like you can't stop us and then you're going to have a bunch of inbred you know deficient people. Yeah, this says if you hook up with your uncle or your niece or your aunt

or your nephew that you share about 25% DNA, there's a 10 to 20% chance of serious congenital disorder. But you're, what's the word for it? I suggest we should say in law. Your in laws, you may be. You're good to go. You're good to go. That's right. So you're allowed to say, so if just, just, you know, if you ever are announcing that you're banging your aunt or uncle, just make sure you mention in law, in law. And then in your, if it's a sibling, 50% DNA. He's like, stop. It says you about 25 to 40% chance or higher for severe deformity from your sibling. So it looks like it scales up linearly based on how much of a percent DNA you share with the person.

What happens if, can you look this up? Like, what happens if you hooked up with your great-grandparent? What if you had a kid? Okay. With your girl. Because we're talking. How does that work? As you age, it's going to happen to somebody eventually if it hasn't already.

A great-grandparent. Is that possible? You share about 12.5% D.A. Roughly 4 to 6% chance. That's like your cousin. So hold on. If your great-grandparent had their first kid at like 13,

and then your grandparent had their first kid at 13. So they're 26 when your parent is born. So they're 39 when you're born. I don't think it's possible for you to have a child with your great-grandparent. Well, if the grandfather's a man. This is definitely... Oh, yeah, duh. This is definitely...

If you're great parents of a man, you can. You can not even go on. This has definitely happened in Pakistan, by the way. As we did gene therapy, like Brian Johnson, we live for 170 years in like 40-year-old bodies. So this is if it's your great, great, great, great-great-great-grandparent, you're good. It's only a 0.2% chance of DNA.

It's about the same as just an unrelation. So if it is your great, great, great, great, great-great-granddaughter, I guess you're good to go. So if you go back in time, you can... You're good. We live until you're 200. We just did a great, great. I will say.

Are you my great-grandmother? You're just excited to see me. Who's like a lord or something, and he's very, very, very wealthy. And he's literally looking for a young wife right now. So like if that's equivalent to your great, great-great-great-brate. They took away the lordships. He's got something where he wants to leave his estate and is something he needs a son. Yeah, I'm saying the estate's worthless.

I think this is what Zeus is doing. The House of Lords is cooked. The House of Lords still exists. It's the hereditary peers are gone. That's what I'm saying. historic. Maybe he's just fresh. I was just politicians.

Exactly. So when you're a lord and you're like, I'm a lord, it's like that means nothing. Do you know why there's so many place names around here called Fairfax, Lord Fairfax, et cetera? Because he banged a lot of chicks? Well, no.

So Lord Fairfax was obviously a British lord, and he had a personal relationship with George Washington. They were buddies. And so the American Revolution happens. The United States takes away the nobility, all the titles from all the lords in America, except Lord Fairfax was spared. So he was the only American citizen that was allowed to keep his British peerage.

Now six or seven generations go by. It's the early, the mid-1800s. They've long forgotten because no one in America cares about nobility. Well, this guy, he kind of realizes like, hey, I'm actually technically entitled to a seat in House of Lords. So he gets on a boat, he goes to London. He says, hey, you know that empty seat for Lord Fairfax? And they're like, yeah. And he's like, I probably got a southern accent.

And he says, I would like my seat back. And so the Fairfaxes were brought back into the House of Lords. and then until this year, his descendant was still in the House of Lords, and he had Virginia heritage. But what if, like, you know, one guy has a kid. Like, who gets to decide? What happens if, like, you know, Lord Brown has three kids? And then you're like, I am, you know, leaving. And the seat will befall to my eldest.

Then he has three kids. As sooner or later, there's like 73, you know, Brown family who are like, who gets to have the seat? the eldest, always the oldest boy. In a primogeniture. So that means like the second oldest has a kid and that kid's cut out and like they never have access. That's how you get like scar murdering Mufasa. That's how you got the South, the American South was the cavalier class.

Those were all the second children of British nobility. And they obviously hadn't, they weren't going to inherit anything in Britain. So they took whatever wealth they did have. They moved to the United States. They moved to the South. They found it the Southern Gentry. The Southern Gentry were all the second and third. I mean, that's kind of whack.

Imagine like you're born and you grow up and you're like, by the way, like, you're second so you can't have, you get nothing. Yeah, that was, you just got to move to Georgia and figure it out. Yeah, but they do get, they got like different benefits and privileges. They got like access and they were still immensely wealthy. A lot of them would go to like in the clergy, right? Like that was a big thing. Because then they couldn't inherit and that was because it was dangerous. Sometimes they'd be given like a kingship or a lordship like a duchy or something by their brother who was the king now.

Before that it was before that was called premagenetitures when they evolved to be able to give everything to the eldest. I like the feudal system. It used to be called gavel kind where the guy would die and the land would just get split up amongst the kids and they'd fight. They'd immediately go to war and whichever one took over would be the new king. It was horrible for, you know, siblings and stuff and they'd be killing each other. And then they also have something called ultimogeniture, which is where they give it everything goes to the youngest. That was like what the Mongols did because it ensured like a longer rain because a lot of chaos would ensue when there would be a short reign when a king would serve for six years and die, you know, because it's already just been. it up again.

And then you'd have these young kids running it. That's happened. Yeah. And then if the kid's too young, if the kids like 11, they'd have, oh, you know, yeah, they'd put somebody in charge like Snape or somebody would come and take over the kingdom and run the kingdom with the kid as like a figurehead.

Yeah. They did a lot of that with the tutors. Dude, that's been like the way humanity worked forever. I think that's the way it should be. As far as we know, in writing, like, the horse is illegal? Yo, what's that? Yes.

Divorce is elite. I want to talk about Zeus for a minute because I think he banged his children and his children's children. I don't think Zeus is real. I think he was. I think it was a dude that had electricity and like passed down from Atlanta. Are you looking at me, Lisa? And they wrote stories.

He told everyone who's a god. They lived up in the mountains in this cult, the Zeus cult where he banged all his kids and all his kids' kids. And they popped out of his forehead and all that. They made up stories. But they definitely had fire and electricity. And they were like, Prometheus was like, we got to go give the commoner. the fire and he's like, you better not. It's too dangerous to give this technology to the

people. Remus's like, screw you, Zeus, I'm going anyway. Then you're banished. I don't know. Didn't he like turn himself into a duck and then bang some chick or something? Zeus? Probably. That guy was freaky. Yeah, he like turned himself into a duck, I think. Like just eating mushrooms every day.

God knows what those guys where that cult was doing. I like to look at like history, like it probably really happened, like some of these old stories. So it kind of did. Let's talk about James Tala Rico texting little girls. I was going to say, he looks like. On the subject of Zeus.

Because apparently like Zeus was a Pito, wasn't he? For sure. James Talariko, this is a tweet that resurfaced from 2013 when he was 24. He goes trying to help my former students pick the best high school. The job never ends. And you can see the first message from this 13, presumably 13 year old girl is, I'm good, exclamation point, exclamation point. Sir, school is getting intense.

The I'm good implies he messaged her. at 1143 p.m. And post at 11. Why is a teacher texting a student at all? Why is a teacher texting a young girl student at midnight? And if this is what he put on Twitter, imagine what other conversations are happening. Here's a question.

Isn't he the one that's also going around being like a, he has some relation to the evangelical church. And then I think, no, he's a Presbyterian. But okay. He's in the PC USA, which is the very liberal. But he's coming out and he's actually, like speaking about God and being a preacher like on his platform, right?

Because I was just, I feel like I was just here. Megan Basham or something to talk about this. That's his angle as he's saying, well, you know, I'm a Presbyterian. Of course, he hides the ball that he's in the PCUSA. And he says, I'm one of you. All you evangelicals in Texas. But Billy Graham just came out and said he likes it the way that I think it was this guy, the way that he's talking about Jesus on the stage of.

But this guy, like this is creepy. First of all, the guy looks like a creep. Like he, you can, you can just tell. They all have the face. He has the face, right? Is this guy running as a Republican or is a Democrat? Okay, so he's Texas? Is this is?

Okay. Is he cool? No. No. No. First of all, no Democrats cool. Number one. Number two is that he said something else, too, though, that was a little controversial.

Like, oh, he was one of the people that said God was non-binary. And then he tried to walk that back a little bit. I think it's this guy by saying that, like, no, what I'm just saying is God can't be quantified in like, whatever, like, you know, human terms. But the dude's a weirdo. Yeah, he's the one who was eating the chicken leg, pretending that he was back into meat the other day. Yeah, it's like boilerplate PCUSA stuff where he's like,

you know, we have the Christian god, but also the god of the Torah and the god of the Quran and the god of the, whatever the Indian book is, they're all the same God. And it's like, we fought wars over this actually. How are Democrats responding to this? I haven't been on Twitter in days because I was sick. But like, how are they responding to this?

Are they upset with... No, I mean, the only people talking about this is like the conservative commentary. But the thing is the thing you got to understand about Tala Rico is, you know, people are now digging up all this stuff. I promise you either Paxton or Korn and had APA research ready to go, but they had to run against each other first. So now you're going to see, this is why everyone's like, Tala Rugo could win. I'm like, he has so many, not just skeletons in his closet, but skeletons that he posted on Twitter. And the reason you're not seeing Paxton and Korn and go on and on about it is because they were focused on against each other. Now that the primary is over, the media machine can now target

Tala Rico. He's dead. He's in the water. Why did he tweet out that he was texting a 13-year-old? This was in 2013. This is a long time ago. He tweeted it out in 2013? Yep.

Why did he tweet it out? Because he was a 24-year-old weird teacher who was texting with children, and he probably wasn't famous. He wasn't well-known. That puts this girl, makes her public, which is weird, too, to make a 13-old information. Yeah, seriously, like, the hashtag one day is weird. The hashtag is real weird. Like, one day, what are you going to get to do?

One day. Like that's, that's creepy vibes to me. The hashtag is even worse. Like, what is the one day about? Former students. Oh, so he's. To me, or that would read one day he's going to get his objective and do something with this Herrera. What else is in that hashtag?

One day she's going to go to college is he's trying to. Well, let's click it and see what happens. I'm actually worried about what might pop up from this. So maybe we shouldn't, we should screen it first. But still, one day. Maybe it was just one day she'll get into college. No, it's a bunch of meaningless nonsense. Yeah.

His name reminds you a Talladega. He's got that going for him. That's probably the weirdest part about him is he has a really Italian last name, but he's a Protestant. That's probably the most disturbing part of all of it. Yeah, that's what happened? They can't be permitted. Was he like a Potemkin candidate?

Did someone just like install this guy? The Democrats are betting on him because he's masquerading as a moderate Christian with liberal values. so they're hoping that he can get the middle of the road. The problem is he's really weird. Yeah, I think they, I think they initially, I think they initially thought he was like a more of a David French type. And then it's turned out that he's just like a literal creep.

I really think he's a creepy dude. And he said he said his campaign in 2020 had to go vegan. And now he's trying to run for a state position in the largest cattle ranching state in the country. one of the biggest cattle producers in the world, in fact. This text message alone, like you reaching out to underage girls at 11 o'clock at night, should be just an automatic disqualifying. And you put it out there. It's not like anybody's like, you know, making it up or there's any investigation that needs to be done here.

You put it up there yourself. It's weird. She's a middle schooler talking about going to high school and he's texting with her. And the Krasnstein's are losing their mind. They were like, she saw it at midnight. doesn't mean he was talking, bro. She's actively typing. His phone says it's midnight.

She's responding to his message she just saw. And there's no timestamp on any of the other messages implying it all just happened. That's how timestamps worked. When did he tweet it out? Oh, shortly after 1158. Well, I wonder if November 12th was a weekday or weekend, too. Oh, that's a good point. Let's find out.

So gross. November 12. Texting a middle schooler at 2 p.m. on a weekday would still be weird. It was a Tuesday. He was texting a middle schooler on midnight on a Tuesday. Also, she should be in bed.

First of all, she shouldn't even have on the phone. Also, people have pointed out, that was 11, 12, 13. That's the date. The date was 11, 12, 13. Ooh. Hashtack one day. Dude, what is this world coming to?

I think we're all cooked. I think this is done. I agree. We are totally on the down. downward. Yeah, I mean, I think they... Unless we have some crusades to come back other than that.

We're done. A crusade. Well, you know what the problem is? Like, you were talking earlier about how smart angles made successful countries. But they weren't... It's not that they were smart angles.

It's that they were smart brutal anglos. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean... I'm afraid to say that stuff on your show. No, I mean, it's true that... It is a fact that white colonists were brutal. Well, the part that I don't... want to say that you want them to go back to being brutal comments.

Correct. Yes. I'm always like, oh, I'm going to know. It's funny how whenever you come on, everyone just like, she's the most based. I'm just saying that, like, I really do want that. Like, and I know a lot of other people. Move to Uruguay. Well, it's not, I figure it's a plan. Why don't you come along?

It's not even necessarily that they were brutal per se. It's just that they felt like they had the right to civilize a region that was uncivilized. And I think that's like a perfectly natural. Well, the view was back then, like there was a distinction between, like, the races were viewed almost like species. Yeah, broadly. My thing is it should be a survival thing. That's why race mixing was illegal.

Like, this is really important. Race mixing was viewed back then the way bestiality is viewed now. You're not as much bestiality. It's kind of like pigeons doing canaries. No, no, no, no, no, no. Like, back, like, miscegenation laws only went away. in the past 60 years. 200 years ago,

they viewed it morally similar. That if a white person and a black person were together, they viewed that morally the same as like a dude banging a sheep. Yeah, I'm just, I feel like because for, like, they said a lot of, they also thought like, oh. They thought it wouldn't be productive, reproductively, like kind of like I said, like a pigeon and a canary. Like, how's like I work?

Well, I mean, they were having kids. Yeah, I know. Lots of slave masters had, race kids with their slaves. Yeah, it goes back to, like, anyone that is a founding stock, whether you're white or black. If you're white in a founding stock, you probably do have, like, a bit of black ancestry, and then black Americans will likely have a bit of white ancestry. I think different groups existed for a reason, right?

Whatever reason that would be, whatever nature has decided that there's these groups of different people. Ian pointed out that Tibetan Fox has slant the eyes. Is it the right? And that's why Asians have, because of the Tibetan. Plains or whatever. Black people probably have darker skin because of the area of the world their ancestors were in. Correct. The Tibetan fox is like the greatest image ever. Along with that came different customs and different abilities.

He kind of looks like you. He kind of looks like me. Genghis caught. He does look like to him. Like I'm just saying. Bro, look at this. Look at his face. He looks almost smug.

You know? Super chill. It's like when, yeah, whenever we order food, Tim will be looking out. He's got slain. Asians figured it out, dude. At least they looked like they did. Bro, he literally looks like if you were going to draw, like if you were drawing an Asian looney tune,

you know what I mean? Like, that's what you would draw. That's so amazing. I mean, this is the most wonderful evidence of the race or realism. Is that what it's called? Race realism. Duh, we're all different because of the environment shifted our ancestors. I think there's something good to that.

And I think those separate, I don't think that we need to blend everything so that we're all like one big, whatever. I think there's something unique and special about preserving those things. And it's also very natural that you'd want your children to look like you. I don't think, I don't I don't, I don't, because the

value of cross-breeding genetics is you get the best from both. Now, I was very worried, very worried with my Greek husband that he has, his genes were going to take over. They did not. My children are spitting images of me. I'm so out of cool. Well, I heard that like, it changes

actually. Like, the babies will look like one of the parents and then slowly were times slowly start to look like the other parent? I mean, they do have different expressions. Were you in kind of weird situation growing up where it was like you weren't Asian enough for the Asians but not white enough for the whites? That's my whole life.

Yeah, it's like a very common sentiment. I did not like Asian. I was doing, well, so here's the thing though. I never thought you had. Only the woke American Asians. Like regular, it's actually interesting. I'm only a quarter, but if I went to like Chinatown, like the old Chinese lady

would be like, which one of your parents is Asian? And I'd be like, oh, you can tell like, oh, yeah, of course. If I go, like when I go to, when I went to Seoul, they were all super excited. They were like, we want to learn more about you. And I was talking to this Korean woman. She was born in America, but she did work in Korea. She was like, oh, North Korea will walk you right in the door.

Like, if you want to go to North Korea, they'll let you in. And you're a novelty. They'll tell us about your ancestry. How did this happen? But the woke people are just the most vile, disgusting people. I was doing a report for fusion on cop watch. activists who were like, you know, filming police and stuff like this. And one of the women was explaining to me how cops are racist and how, you know, growing up

in the United States and having to deal with it. And when I agreed with her and mentioned things my family had dealt with, she attacked me immediately and said, you're not real Asian. You're not Asian. If you don't understand what you're talking about. She was in America. She was born in America, but she was 100%, you know, Asian of some sort. And that's just like the most offensive thing to me.

It's like, oh, shove off. You think you're so high and mighty. You think you're so special, you know? Yeah. It reminds me of that morality study that they said. I'm going to send it to you in a second. Keep talking. When you go in high winds, Tim, do you have to squint less?

Do you feel like? I don't squint at all. That's nice. And when I get into fights, punches roll off my round Korean face. Oh, that's awesome. You're built. No. I got excited for a minute.

There was that old joke about like they were holding a group of Chinese people hostage and they blindfolded them with dental floss. There's that study I want you to look at real quick Because you just said that in the Timcast Flack I don't know if there's a drawback to having the eye What is this? Squinty eyes, I don't know if that's like ethnically

Is there a drawback to it? Because it is a turquiphyllum? Yeah, epithelial. So like does it hinder eyes? The more a person claims to be moral? Yeah, the more ruthlessly they treat others and the more lenient they treat themselves. My eyes are pretty narrow.

Yeah, they are. I have the same The original was in Turkish You guys want to learn something really interesting? Yeah, but I think it's Asian ancestry. I think my eyes might be more narrow than Tim's. So there's a food in Turkey

called Iskender Kabap And do you know why it's called Iskinder? No. Because Alexander the Great, when he came in, they thought Al, which means the, they thought his name was the Iskander. Yeah. So they thought the property

or noun was Iskander. Alexander. I like that. Alexander. It was the Iskander. Oh. Isn't that crazy? Where is this from? Turkey. This is a Turkic.

Oh, the food. Did you guys know that in Turkey, they have a dessert where you pull chicken and then mix it with a milk custard until it solidifies. And I went to, I was, when I was in Turkey is fantastic. I love turkey, by the way. I like milk custard in general. So they have like, it looks like a, so it looks like a, so it looks like. a pudding almost, a little firm though, like a flan, and they burn the top with a torch. And I didn't know what it was. And I was like, oh, I'll get that dessert. And I'm eating it.

And my friend, he's like, you know, that's chicken, right? And I was like, what are you talking about? It's like a pudding. And he's like, it's chicken. And I was like, you're joking. And he's like, they pull the chicken and then they mix like milk, sugar and egg into a custard. And it's chicken. That kind of sounds great because you get the protein and you get the good. Do you guys remember junket, like vanilla junket? No. No. Oh, they don't even make any of the best dessert on the planet. Vanilla, junket. They don't

junk it. J-U-N-K-E-E-K-E. Chicken, it's Tu-Vu-Goskoo? Oh, yeah, here, take it out. Check it out. Here it is, right here. I think this is it. It's, uh, yeah. There you go. It's milk pudding with shredded chicken breast. I bet it's delicious. It is amazing. I didn't even know a chicken house. It's so good.

Any type of milk custard I'm down for. Dude, Istanbul is a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. Did you tour through Anatolia at all? No. I've been to Istanbul and Antalya. Did you go to Haysovia? Uh-uh.

There's so much history. What's crazy is they have these bakeries where they pour the dough. It's like little strings into a big frying vat and make these big circular grain, like fried dough discs. And then they dip the whole thing in syrup. That's what they eat. That like sounds delicious. That's amazing. Real baklava at a real baklava.

bakery is, you know. It was better than baklava, Galato Boudico. That is definitely. I got to tell you. I got to tell you. So like in Chicago, of course, we had, you know, Mediterranean restaurants and you could get baklava. And I was always like, it's good, you know, filo dough with nuts.

Then I go to Toxime and they have these famous baklava shops from like the 1800s or whatever, indescribably different. Amazing. Honey, pistachio, walnut. Man. I have Greek in-laws that make that homemade. infinitely. But I have to stress this.

I have to stress something. I got to stress this to all of the people out there who are watching this show, you must, you must, you must get yourself a wet hamburger. What? Yeah. It's called the Islok hamburger. And it's just, it's so good. It's street food, but what they do is, so we, like, I'm in, I was in Istanbul for a couple weeks.

So late at night, when. we were like, we'd hit the bar or whatever, and we're like, all right, let's go back to a hotel. There's a place, like, right below the hotel where you take, it's a, it's a lamb burger. I think it's like lamb, ground lamb. I'm so good. Put it on a bun, nothing else.

And they dunk the whole thing in an oily, like, tomato pepper. I could get down with that. And it's like their White Castle. You ever have White Castle? I've never had Sonic. Yeah, but you know what it is. Yeah, I do know what it is. White Castle Sliders are like that late night I'm drunk and hungry food.

and that's what a wet hamburger is. They're called Islaug burgers. Okay, so gross. They just... Tomato garlic, tomato paste, sugar, spices. Yeah, sounds delicious. And they were like a buck and you'd walk in and just like they have them under a heat lamp and you just... I love street food though like that anywhere.

Like I just, I do like... Oh, dude. Walking down Istichlo Boulevard, the big merchant like boulevard in Istanbul. And they have big, there'll be a guy in a street corner with a big bucket full of clams. And people just walk up and they toss him some money and they hand you the clam, spray some lemon. you eat it and they're literally pulled from the water like in like just straight up. Any of those street foods oils like in China

I've read they use gutter oil where they're like find motor oil in the street and use that or in India whatever they can find. China where they did the fried rocks. All right right you guys got to get some questions in right now. We're going to get a few minutes for questions. Taylor Renz's ex-wife says Tim please make one

recommendation of something I should do when I'm in Seoul in July. I guess it depends on what you want to do. I'll give you a handful of recommendations when I was there I was there with Lukkowski, we had a lot of fun. We went to this war museum and it was the funniest thing ever because it was like talking about this great Korean general, this naval general. And it was like there's a little diagram of the ships, the Korean ships, defeating the Japanese. And you're following this timeline of his great military victories. The only problem is it's like here at the

great battle, 500 Korean ships met 500 Japanese ships. And the general. General won, a tremendous victory. And then you, like, walk to the next display. And it's like, in the next great battle, 300 Korean ships confronted the 500 Japanese ships in a tremendous victory. They were routed. And then you walk to the next one. And it's like, the general's next famous battle where 100 Korean ships were up against 500

Japan. And I'm like, wait, wait, hold on. It sounds like he's losing. Basically, what they were doing was they were like, out of the 50 battles where he won three, they highlight the three great battles of this general, but he's just getting crushed the whole time. Oh, brutal. You can go to the raccoon cafes, the dog cafes. I don't recommend the dog cafes. People think you go to a dog cafe and it's like you eat food and the dogs are all nice and polite. Nope. They open the door. The dogs run in, slobber. They're pissing and

pooping everywhere. Jump up on the table going at you and you're not having a good time. The raccoon cafes aren't even really cafes. You just go into a building where there's raccoon sitting there eating and it's fun. You can pet them and stuff. Yeah, I like the record. recommend Korean barbecue because it is the greatest thing ever. Just the best food. Healthy, meat, bogogi. You got to get bulgogi. Everybody knows it. And, you know, good fun, good fun. No. Tokyo's great, too. What is it about the Korean barbecue that's better than just regular barbecue? Korean barbecue is not barbecue in the American sense. Korean barbecue is they give you raw meat and you cook it on the grill. Yeah. Yeah. So if you get marinated stuff too, but what I love about

Korean barbecues, we go, and I'll just say, give me non-marinated short rib and give me non-marinated, thinly cut pork belly, and then you eat it with some, some kimchi. We did that in Florida. By the way, I just saw that Kim Chi pulls microplastics out of your gut. So they say, this is a great article I just posted on Twitter. You know, I got to say, when I was a kid, I hated kimchi. Now I love it. It's amazing.

And I'll give you a funny story. This one's for my daughter, when she's old enough and she can watch these old episodes. she grabs this like decently sized piece of kimchi and she puts it in her mouth and just she's only got one tooth she's on it and then she goes ah and then we start laughing and then she just goes right back for it and she finished she loves kimchi that's about how good the funniest thing ever was when my mother-in-law was like have her try blue cheese and uh she's like uh-huh and so you know gave her the blue cheese and look like she was having a seizure it's an She was like,

he started wiping it off her time. Yeah, that's how I felt. I still don't like blue cheese. My daughter used to eat raw onions when she was a baby. She loved it. Like, my dad would go on the boardwalk and they had this, like, a place where you get roast beef and they serve raw onions in a little cup, and she would take them by the handful and eat them.

I ate like an apple once. Let's grab some of these questions. We got As Farah says, how do you like the Shandra skate deck? I see it in frame. It's great. We put it on the edge of the gathering shelf, and you can see it now when we have guests in that chair.

you can see it. Appreciate it, man. I really do. It's fantastic. Big Magic of the Gathering fan. Chandra and a lot. I have not seen. Did you see Russia hitting a NATO country with a missile? I did. I did. I don't know. I guess we were just kind of goofing off today. Yeah. Was it Romania? Who got hit? I think it was Romania. Yeah, yeah, something like that. All right. Next up, here we go. We've got Doc Dach Bonn. It's just been exposed that the bad Maryland ballots already mailed out, which voters were told have been voided, are in fact not void and MD voters are now being told to use them. At this point, is it even possible to trust our elections at all. Oh, and Tate is a mean man for refusing to pick me up to crowd surf at the

ATR show. Tate Brown held me down. Oh, man. I'm so sorry. First of all, the only reason that Tate was crowd surfing at all was because I did it first. Yeah, I know. We really need Lisa there. If you felt shortchanged by the crowd surfing situation, it's because Lisa wasn't there. So the blame should actually be applied to Lisa. We got a question here. Let's grab a, let's see, We need a couple more in here. We got I. Gregor, do you guys think people would stop immigrating here and move back if we started fining these countries for the citizens invading ours? Then if they don't start paying by a certain date, we bomb certain areas and conquer it as our own. I like this plan.

I got to be honest. Would people stop coming here if we threatened to bomb their home countries and take over? The answer is yes. But then they'd still be here because we took their countries. No, they wouldn't. He said I'm home first. If we conquer their country, they are here, get it? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, if we make Guatemala the 51st state, they are now part of they're now here. They don't pay the fines first, right? Can we make it a state and not let them have a state? I have a question for you, Lisa. They say that, you know, there are people who say like we should turn the Middle East to glass. What substance would Guatemala turn into? It's not saying it wouldn't become glass, smoldering ash. But that's not funny.

Glass is funny because of the implication, you know. Yeah, I don't care. what it turns into. I think it would improve. I think Guatemala would just improve over and them. But they no longer have bananas. Wouldn't the soil eventually, like as long as we didn't do with like chemical radioactive stuff, wouldn't it eventually like turn over and all that organic material would go in and like get back into the soil and become extremely fertile? What we need is an alligator moat stretching the entire southern border. Wasn't that, wasn't that? They claim Trump suggested that. Why don't we put piranhas in the Rio Grande? That would follow.

Are they not already in it? I don't know. We're only an African. We're just toast anyway. I'm not sorry. I say we all go to Uduai. There's a lot more to the question, but he adds,

related to the cousin talk earlier, what if that is the real reason population is decreasing? It's because large chunk of the population just isn't into it anymore since they can't be related to it. That's why immigrants are reproducing at higher rates? Why are you saying they're all banging their cousins?

No, I just think, it's because women are brainwashed and they've been, their minds have been polluted and that's the real problem. Yeah. Hades says, I appreciate you informing me about some of the info I missed yesterday involving Massey's poll. I might have been better informed if you came around and talked on occasion here in what is supposed to be your discord.

Question for the panel. How can we get Vivek charged for the volumes of fraud he committed with the miserably failed Alzheimer's medicine and get Casey Putsch into the running for governor? Can we get Trump to hold him accountable? If not, who do we go to? Nobody, because Trump. ProH1B. Which is also,

above all, I've got to be nice. It's a problematic. You know, you know what I can't stand. You know what? I want nobody else to come in here ever. Ever again.

Why? I don't even want you to visit. Yeah. It's time to go to Uruguay. That's like, that's what we should do. I made a post after Massey made his post and I said,

what is the greatest threat to liberty United States? And I said, Russia, China, Iran. Not Israel, though. They're great. Those are your choices. And then all the anti-Israel people were so mad.

I'd be like, well, I'm going to pick it anyway. And I'm like, so you think Israel's great? Yeah. A trap. It's a trap. All right, everybody. Smash the like button, share the show with everyone, you know. It's been fun.

This is great. It was a fun day. Yeah. Fridays are always just so chill and so much more fun. That's why I was like, let's just roll. I want to start playing music again on Fridays. Yeah. We've talked about doing it, yeah.

And it's always fun having Lisa around when she says things like she wants to get rid of sand countries or whatever. I still mean to stand by it 100%. Do not mince words. Do you want to shine anything out? No, just thank you for having me. It's been good to be down here. I should stop in a long world. It's just such a long drive.

Oh, we set up the DC studio. And I'll be down all the time. But we're hoping to have one. Green ride. We're looking to set up a temporary one almost immediately as we build out a full set. And it's going to be crazy. It's going to be a lot of crazy stuff. I'll get more info then.

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I honestly don't want people to think that I'm trying to be an influence or something. I've never tried to grow any of my pages. Like, that's not my M. I've seen you tell people to unfollow you, but the following count still goes up. It does. People just are desperate to hear from you. I'll try. Maybe I should tweet a little more.

I was making a couple hundred bucks a month for a minute. That's where it's at. Now I just retweet. At Twitter. Follow me at Ian Crossland on the internet. I'm pretty much all over the place. so hit me up anytime. I probably won't respond.

Good to see you. Carter Banks. He won't respond, but he reads everything. And I also read the ones that I'm tagged in talking about swear jars and whatnot. But you can follow me at Carter Banks, Everywhere, and the label Trash House Records on YouTube, Tim. We'll see you guys with clips throughout the weekend. We're back on Monday. Thanks for hanging out.