Timcast IRL - MAGA In CIVIL WAR, Tucker Promotes LOW IQ Hats For Fans
Episode Date: April 11, 2026Tim, Phil, and Ian are joined by George Santos and David Pollack to discuss Tucker Carlson hits back at Trump after attacks, Media Matters is pissed after Tim Pool says women vote for drama, George Sa...ntos says aliens are real, Humanzee Experiments Shock Timcast Crew, and an accused SoCal arsonist compared himself to Luigi Mangione. SUPPORT THE SHOW BUY CAST BREW COFFEE NOW - https://castbrew.com/ Join - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLwNTXWEjVd2qIHLcXxQWxA/join Hosts: Tim @Timcast (everywhere) Phil @PhilThatRemains (X) | https://allthatremains.komi.io/ Ian @IanCrossland (everywhere) | https://graphene.movie/ Producer: Carter @carterbanks (X) | @trashhouserecords (YT) Guest: George Santos @GeorgeSantos (X) David Pollack @DavidPollackUSA (X) Podcast available on all podcast platforms! For advertising inquiries please email sponsorships@rumble.com MAGA In CIVIL WAR, Tucker Promotes LOW IQ Hats For Fans | Timcast IRL
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The feud rages on. Donald Trump ripped into Tucker Carlson, Candice Owens, Megan Kelly, Alex Jones,
and they fired back Tucker Carlson with an epic troll. After Trump called him low IQ, Tucker's got his number.
He's releasing hats that you can buy and wear that's a low IQ on them. That'll teach him.
This is basically the biggest story in politics right now. I don't know if it's not really the first time it's ever happened.
With the Santis and Trump, you had that rift as well. And that healed. So we'll see. But of course,
It is actually a rather slow news period.
So with drama, this is what everybody wants to talk about.
And I've been going off on Twitter.
I've had a lot to say about the grifting, the lies, the manipulations, and the nature of the internet itself.
So we're going to talk about that for the most part today on this amazing Friday.
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He's back.
George Santos.
Boom.
Who are you?
Who am I?
I don't know.
Who are you?
That's a wild podcast host and.
I was going to do a riff on the law.
Why are you gay?
Well, actually, that's the question for you.
George.
Who's gay?
You are, but anyway.
I'm not gay.
Actually, I think everybody knows you.
Some people probably have more disparaging ways to describe you than others.
Yeah.
I'm not everybody's favorite, but you know what?
I don't give a fuck.
Oh.
F bombs early.
Sorry.
You didn't need the rules.
No, I do know the rules.
Have you not breaking them?
Yes.
There you go.
We let children into the podcast.
We also have David Pollock hanging out.
Hey, everybody.
Thank you for having me.
I'm excited to be here.
are you? What do you do? I have to ask that question every single day. I host David Pollock
Prime Time in the One American News Network. All right on.
So, Ian is here.
What's up, dog? Got to have a wild card in the mix. We got Carter pressing the buttons.
What's up? And Phil. Hello, everybody.
Let's jump into the first story, a continuation of this ongoing drama. Tucker Carlson
trolls Trump after President's furious, nut job attack. I love this. So masterfully done.
Oh, dumb. Look at... I love Tucker, but so dumb.
And I mean,
bro, look at this.
I'm sorry.
Like, what is that?
I, I'm going to call Tucker and say, my friend, this is a bad idea.
And I like Tucker.
Tucker's a great dude to me.
We don't agree.
We've never agreed on pretty much much.
And that's fine.
That's why I guess I have a great relationship and dialogue with him.
This is stupid.
And I'm going to tell him that.
I have been saying, this is silly.
There is an effort to destroy the MAGA base.
There's a coordinated effort.
They've been trying really hard to make me anti-Trump.
So like a bunch of promise.
Trump supporters have been attacking me, putting me in the same camp as Tucker and all them.
I kind of like, I look at this and I'm just going, is this an op? Like, do they not understand
the optics of a bunch of conservative Tucker fans wearing hats, a low IQ walking around? It's really
disturbing because most people don't know what this is in reference to. They just are going to see people
self-promoting low IQ and it's like what, Tucker was baited into doing this like with his own
emotional. Bro. No, I'm like, he's mocking.
There's always somebody on this team.
They're like, oh, that's a great idea.
Called Trump after the post and was going,
and they're laughing together at all the people stupid enough to wear these hats.
I mean, look, or there's that too, right?
And we know that Trump will have a public spat with somebody and then kind of like.
Right, like Elon.
No kiss and makeup.
You know what I think?
Has you ever been to Disney World?
And you've seen the families that spend their, like, their year savings to take their kids to Disney World for a week.
And then by like three o'clock, the kids are napping.
The parents are sweating.
Everybody's screaming at each other.
Everybody's screaming and crying,
and shut up!
We paid our life savings to have fun at Disney World.
We're going to have fun.
Put these Mickey Mouse ears on and shut up.
We're going to wait in line for two hours.
I think where we are...
How many more about your life?
Right?
I'm in there. Trust me. Two kids.
I think where we are with MAGA is that,
you know, I just saw a video out of Florida
where a Haitian on temporary status
beat a woman to death with a hammer.
Yeah.
And, you know, we're trying to deport people.
I think we are right now with MAGA is,
oh, okay, I guess let's just put aside
all the terrible things we forgot
about two years ago and what we were dealing with the Joe Biden and January 6 people sitting in
prison and, you know, basically immigrants coming across the border and murdering people.
And now we're like, can we just complain about Epstein and Iran? That would be great.
So, 2026 is a few months away. Let's just complain about the stuff that everybody wants us to
complain about and forget the fact that the Democrats want to put us all in jail.
To that point, Will Chamberlain had a great post. He said border crossings are near zero,
net negative migration, 95% reduction in asylum grants, lawsuits against a slew of woke university,
DEI getting crushed everywhere, massive beneficial deregional.
regulation, no tax on tips, no tax on overtime.
Venezuela turned into an American alley, and that's just off the top of my head.
People continue to say that Donald Trump has done nothing.
They'll swear up and down that he hasn't done anything.
He's done nothing.
He lied to MacG.
He hasn't done anything, and it's like, or they'll make their argument.
You put no time tips in there?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Democrats.
Let's remind people.
Democrats and some and some Magicritical people who say, oh, well, you know,
there's no difference between the Democrats and the Republicans.
That is just so patently false.
I have to think you're an imbecile.
It's easy.
It's easy.
I'm going to explain it.
The reports, reports came out a few weeks ago that right-wing content has dropped about 27%.
So you'll notice two big trends.
And earlier I had specifically called out Brandon Strach, though I don't mean anything too heavily
by it, Brandon.
Don't get mad at me.
Oh, God.
You're going to get a call.
But he called me a retard for a joke post that I made.
Really?
So I responded with, if you look at Brandon's account, you'll see that he's doing something
new.
He's with the whole Colin Rugg style stuff.
It's just basically posting every minute, a news clip or a viral video.
And whereas he used to be commentary on the state of politics and walking away, now it's just generic news content, blast, blast, blast, blast.
A lot of right-wing personalities have started doing this because no longer are you getting retweets and views by saying something like, go Trump.
There's two kinds of content that gets views right now, general viral and anti-Trump.
So if you look at David Packman as a great example, he made a video where he said Trump rushes out press conference after he pooped his pants.
Never happened. There's no evidence of anything indicating it. Trump didn't change his clothes. Literally nothing happened. And the left just said it did. He made a video and he got 2.5 million views. I mean, that's going to be like $10 to $20,000 cash in pocket.
Yep. So if you are a podcaster influencer, you are looking at your views drop because the right.
rights in power. They're not fighting woke anymore. Woke is under the rug right now. So the only way to
actually get traffic is general viral or anti-Trump and what are we seeing? Candice Owens is the
embodiment of this. First, she was a liberal with social autopsy. Then she was red pill black.
Then she joined the daily wire. Then she left to talk about Blake lively. She was tracking top
trends among people. And now she settled on Israel, anti-Trump, et cetera. She is just basically going to
According to Jeremy Boring, her words are she will represent whatever the people believe.
She is going to be their avatar.
So when I see these people all going after Trump, the first thing I say is, yeah, if you're trying to get clicks on the internet and make money, you have to follow the trends.
In the same time, when they accuse me of doing it and simultaneously claim I'm not relevant anymore in losing views, I say, okay, I am not going to pretend to hate Trump because I should have more views or whatever.
I'm going to say what I think is true and what's going on.
You know, I get a lot of...
No, oh, well, some people will allow themselves to get baited into becoming the enemy that they're telling you you are.
That's their tactic is they want you to become the fascist dictator so they can be like, hey, and they want you to, you know.
But I think the working hypothesis that I've got going on is 2016, 17, 18, 19.
People kind of split up because we're criticizing the liberal economic order.
Trump was red-pilling the world, telling them what it was, basically, the deep state.
And so people started getting paid and building these networks to criticize.
each other and criticize aspects of each other's reality.
Then we kind of resolved it with Trump's second election.
Now people are still addicted to the money and the fighting, but the technocratic AI wants
that.
It's inciting it with, wait, hold on, let me finish.
With comments, it's getting people to continue fighting because if it comes in as an
over arc, it's going to take over everything.
It's going to be a technocratic dystopia.
We cannot allow that with bickering.
You're half right.
The people are addicted to the culture war fighting, but there's nothing to fight.
There's nothing to fight.
point. We've won so much. There's nothing left to oppose really. And now people are
meandering like, oh, no, there's nothing to complain about. I'm just going to make stuff up.
The best thing, the best they can come up with is Donald Trump told me that I was, Donald Trump told me that
I was going to get tired of winning. And we haven't won enough where I'm tired of it.
Who wants to read this tweet that I posted? I'll read it. After reading all the replies to my
tweets, I've come to realize that I have been working, I've been wrong about everything. Trump is
demonic and a mad king. I should have seen it sooner. Israel has been controlling everything the
whole time. I was blind. I apologize and hope that moving forward you will still consider reposting
me on X and buying my coffee. And that last line, the point is, this is obvious to anybody with
at least a couple brain cells to rub together. Not anymore. My joke is, I apologize, please
buy my coffee. The joke is, I'll say whatever you want. Give me money. I'm making fun of these people.
there are replies where they're like,
oh, now you're trying to pretend to be anti-Trump?
Nice try, Tim.
And there are people being like,
you should have called out Israel a long time ago,
but I appreciate you're doing it now.
It is a sea of retards.
Dude, I said I wasn't coming tonight.
You canceled.
I canceled on that post.
And people are like, no, he's being sarcastic.
I'm like, I'm canceling.
I'm canceling today.
And people are like, no, no, he's being sarcastic.
Look at his video from the other day.
He's trolling.
I feel like there's a sense of empowerment.
Never bought it.
ever will be any boy, you're a grifter just like the rest.
There's like him being sarcastic.
It's just like, what?
There's a sense of empowerment from trolling the world like Andy Coffin style, but I've
been trying to figure out if it's the right thing to do.
I don't think it is because people without, because you're no fun and you have no sense of
acting like the villain to no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hold on.
Sarcasm is a normal thing in human discourse.
If there's tone, but without tone in text, it's not reading.
I don't care.
Well, that's the problem.
I read that.
No, it's not the problem.
You read it with sarcasm.
Shame on you, Tim.
Shame on you.
It is not my intention, nor do I care your reaction.
The people who understand what I'm doing, it's who I'm speaking to.
I think Michael Malice agrees with me a large land this one.
We are not making these posts for a bunch of retards who go and have retard fights.
This is for the sane rational people that we are communicating with intentionally.
But the other people see it too.
Who cares?
Then riles them up.
I am not a special ed teacher, okay?
I don't exist.
We're all kind of special ed teachers posting on the internet.
Well, okay.
I do agree a little bit.
I don't make a concerted effort to be a good special ed teacher then because I just say whatever comes to my little heart.
I'm about not playing.
You don't want to play to the lowest comment.
I've actually bought coffee.
Oh, look at this.
But look at this.
Look at this.
I can read this one.
Yeah, read it.
According to Tim Poole's description on the April 9th, Timcast, IRL, God, I can barely read this episode.
Trump called him personally before the truth social post.
Poole said Trump thanked him for the support calling him a good nerd.
No, it's his friend, a good friend.
I can't read that.
And joked about the Fifth Avenue line, Trump laughed.
Poole shared his live on air right after.
No public confirmation or denial from Trump yet.
Some viewers treat Poole's account as credible based on live recounting.
Others question it without independent verification.
Grock, there's threads just going crazy where Grock is like,
Tim Poole did talk with Donald Trump on the phone.
All based off of, look at this, is absolutely psychotic.
you posted. Here's another one. Here's another one. Here you go.
Dude. I love this.
Look at it. Look at this guy said. If you need me to read your tweets, you just let me know.
He might just stumble into it. I tweeted this.
Dude, what if it turns out it was Trump the whole time with Epstein and Democrats had nothing to do with it?
And my point with these posts, it is. That was great. It is, this gives me an example.
This guy, Tizzy Ent is a grifter. He is fake. Okay. These people at the higher level,
know I support Trump, not all the time, but generally. And this is sarcasm mocking everything going on
with people turning on Trump. They don't care about the context. They post it knowing that he's going to get
363,000 views. But context means with text. There is nothing with it. It's just text. So there is no
time. There's no sarcasm. This post exists in the context in which it was conceived. It didn't just fall of a
coconut tree, Ian.
Yeah, but context indicates there's more than just text with the communication.
But Ian, you're missing the point.
Tim's a communicator.
He's on every single day.
Seven days a week?
Well, I sometimes put stuff on the week.
Well, no, no, yeah, seven days a week.
That's what I'm saying.
Seven days a week for the last decade.
I want to, and I'm trying to be.
Yes, decade general right here.
Wow.
If you don't understand a tone in which he communicates with, then you don't
belong in that sphere.
That's my, that's my.
It's not just that.
This tweet exists in a news cycle.
There is contemporary context around this post, and that is Trump attacked Tucker, Candace, Alex, et cetera.
They attacked him back.
I made a post that was like, look at me.
I'm calling out Trump.
Anyone who saw this should know the context of what is going on in this conversation.
And you need, you would need to look at what Tim Poole is talking about.
There was, I can't remember who it was.
I think it might have been Pat and Oswald 10 years ago.
On X.
Oh my God.
He posted, I think it was Panis.
I'm not sure.
I can't remember who it was.
It might have been Ricky Jervase.
They posted, he was posting tweets in the replies.
And so the first sentence was always really offensive.
He would say something like, you know, I think Hitler did nothing and then, you know, it would dot,
dot, dot, dot, and then be followed up by redeemable.
He's an evil man who should have been told.
And those tweets would go viral.
And he was making that.
I can't remember who it was who did this.
But the point was being.
That's his, that's his, you remember that?
Yeah, I not only remember that, but I follow that.
The full statement was criticism of Hitler, but when you cut it off.
That was the 140 character era, which is how Trump became so indominal on, on Twitter, right?
Like, you couldn't really beat him because it was either one word answers to like, whatever was in the context at that moment.
or like these really shortliners,
and that's how he became so popular with the app.
But I got to say, look at this one.
Trump is saving them.
Y'all don't get it.
Trump is saving them.
He's casting them out knowing that Democrats will come after anyone who supports them
after the midterms.
Trump is being maganaminous.
I thought that was really.
It was telling me.
Callan.
Maganaminous.
Yeah, I wrote magnanimous.
And then Kellan goes magananimous.
I was like, oh, that's too good.
That's so good.
That's so good.
And the funny thing is that people believe it.
Now look, right on.
right below it. So here's a tweet that if you did not read the context, it's me saying,
no, no, Trump is good, right? Right below it. That does it. I am done. This is the last draw.
I'm so angry. This one's got, what, 5 million views, 4.8 million views. All of these liberals are
sharing this post being like Tim Poole switched to the Democratic Party, Tim Poole's calling it
Republicans, Democrat landslide, all of this stuff. When I saw that, I was like, I don't know if
you're being true or not, and I'm not reading that garbage post. I didn't even say what I was
angry about. I know. I didn't know what I didn't know what to believe it or not. If Krasenstein
pissed you off or if you liked it, I didn't know. No, they're saying Trump pissed me off. The point is
there's no, there is nothing in my statement to latch onto. And the reason, the point of this tweet is
liberals are sharing it saying Tim Poole is mad at Trump and conservatives are sharing it saying Tim Poole lost it over
at Cresdenstein. What's happening is you're playing 3D or 4D chess with these people out thinking them. But
there's people that are going to see that
that have never even heard of the game.
No.
Hold on.
No, there's people who are disingenuous
who will pretend to not know what's going on.
And Ian.
And play that just like.
But I don't follow the more drama.
I don't care what Candice said.
Indeed.
And then when I go on my show
and explain how people are intentionally
taking gags from this larger context,
four clicks,
I can say,
this proves it.
But that's just your audience
that will see it.
Indeed.
And the other people,
because they're not repugues.
The owner's welcome to.
They're real people that have a lot actionable.
Who do you think he cares about talking to?
The human race?
Hold on, hold on.
But my question is,
that's what I care about.
My question is,
sorry.
My question is,
and what?
And if you aggravate people unintentionally,
they can come,
they can be a really bad thing.
It was aggravated.
People that think that you're saying something,
you're not.
Who?
What group?
I don't know, you just said liberals
earlier.
You said liberals were sharing it.
People, people that are confused,
I don't know.
Liberals and conservatives.
Yeah, people might get.
So I have,
I have, I have tweets that can
functionally be viewed as either left or right.
They're indiscernible.
And you get left and right.
Everybody is just fighting each other.
My point being, these people are lying.
They know that the context of these things,
either trolling, joke, sarcasm, or vagaries.
And they're engaging below in the tweets for no reason because they are fake.
It's fake and gay.
The joke is you go on act and say, I like pancakes and someone responds with what's wrong
with waffles.
That's the point.
Each and everyone is people responding.
They know exactly what they're doing.
They know exactly what's being said and why.
They are just part of tribal fervor.
You know what you're creating here, though?
You're a weapons manufacturer here.
And then you're like, well, I didn't really, I didn't intend on what they're doing with these weapons.
Because what we live in.
Well, no. Well, maybe you do.
I want to show people the weapons.
Like, you talk about information.
Sorry to interrupt.
No, you're fine.
You talk about information vaccination, Ian.
Sure.
You've talked about how you've had to go to your parents and be like, listen, this story is going to come out.
It's not true.
here's the real news. That way, when the TV comes on, they go, wait a minute, because if they
hear the lie first, they're less inclined to believe the truth after. With these posts, I have
explained to people over and over again how the grifters operate. I largely think the people
attacking Trump are doing it, not everybody, but it's because you don't get the clicks for
supporting Trump like you used to. And I can, I can show these posts to people like your
parents and say, look, and they're going to go, well, that's obviously a joke. And I'm like,
then why did this guy claim it was the truth?
And, but that's what was my point, the weapons manufacturing,
because we started to see this, I don't know,
maybe nine, 10 months, when Epstein first broke,
it was right after Bindergate.
You started seeing people go, who, there's an opportunity.
And I think Bindergate was actually part of that,
to create a narrative that can be used to make it people believe,
like we talked about before the show, that MAGA is split.
See, the cracks are starting the show.
And what has happened since Epstein, since Bindergate,
has been a concerted effort.
You see people on social media,
these what Rush called seminar callers coming and be like, look, I voted for Trump.
I loved Trump.
I was a libertarian.
I voted for Trump.
But now I would never vote for him again because of Epstein, because of Iran, because nobody's
gone to jail for a crossfire hurricane.
And so what's happened is these posts, like you mentioned, are being weaponized by
dishonest people, but is creating a larger narrative that will be believed by retards.
So let me tell you some.
Everybody keeps asking this question.
Are these personalities getting foreign money?
I think so.
No, I think so.
No.
You don't think so?
Absolutely not.
Hard to track.
We're getting Democrat money.
But where are Democrats getting like that?
I don't want to be sued, Tim, but I can tell you this.
I know one specific influencer.
Was it though?
Huh?
I know one specific influencer who had a very stark opinion on Qatar.
Once Qatar came back and...
I know exactly what you're talking about.
No, no, no.
There's two people.
Not Tucker Carlson.
I think I know you're talking about.
And we're very good friends.
And I haven't said anything, but I'm...
In Texas?
No.
Actually, no.
Not from Texas.
Not from Texas.
And I sat back and I'm like, what happened?
Like, you used to have a very sharp opinion on Qatar.
You come back from this weak, random trip in Qatar.
And now it's like, Qatar, the land of make-believe everything.
Your kids go to top Ivy League schools for free.
Here's the trick.
Here's the trick.
Remember when Tim Dillon got disinvited from Riyadh?
Yeah.
Because he criticized Saudi Arabia.
Yeah?
They don't pay you to say things.
They just offer to pay you.
So if I said something like, you know, George, you know, we'd love to have you on the show.
once a month and we'll pay you a retainer for it.
The idea there is, I don't need to pay George to praise me.
He just won't speak out against me because he doesn't want to risk a contract.
These companies like Qatar, Israel, Saudi, whoever else, they don't pay people to speak.
They don't put them on a payroll and say, I'll give you $7,000 for a post.
They say, oh, we'd love to have you as a speaker at one of our events.
We'll pay you $10,000.
Then the person goes, I better not say anything bad about them because I don't want to lose that.
Exactly.
Well, that's the whole world I live in, right?
So even what I said to you earlier right before we started recording.
So I have different deals with different sponsors and companies.
And obviously I can't speak about them or praise, let's say, the competition.
But this is so much more than that because this, in my opinion, goes into, is there foreign influence here?
Is there a foreign influence trying to control the narrative of the new cycle in the United States?
That's why I have an issue.
The answer is yes.
But the Democrats have been.
talking for a long time, and we predicted this, that after the election, they said, we need a Joe
Rogan. In fact, some of the articles not only said, who is the liberal Joe Rogan, one of them
hilariously said, we don't have a Joe Rogan, we don't even have a Tim Pool. And I thought that was
funny because they're basically saying, like, I'm like a D-tier podcaster, like, I'm not as big as Tucker
in them, but they're like, we don't even have that. The point everybody made is, you did,
it was Joe Rogan and Tim Pool, but you are nuts. So here's the thing.
We predicted at the end of 2024 during the election that they were going to dump tens of millions,
hundreds of millions into buying up these shows to control narrative.
When I see prominent personalities flipping on a dime seemingly overnight, I don't feel like it's organic.
However, when you add into the mix that we know Democrat organizations needed to find a liberal Joe Rogan,
why would they go to David Pacman?
He already says what they want him to say.
If they need to win a culture war, they don't need a liberal Joe Rogan.
They need Joe Rogan.
So what do you do?
Money to the people who would speak out against you, who will now speak out for you.
But here's a one problem with that line of thought.
Of the four mentioned in Trump's tweet, Tucker doesn't need it, any of it.
And I'm not defending Tucker here.
But again, I know Tucker.
I know Tucker.
Is he the heir to the Swanson fortune?
I don't keep up with his personal finances.
I know he's not poor.
Let's just not a big deal.
So my point here is Tucker doesn't need us.
It's not money.
Tucker's more of an...
Sorry, sorry.
It's not correct.
It's not.
Okay.
So Tucker's more of an idealistic human being.
So whatever he's saying, he truly believes.
Now, when it comes to Candace, Megan and Alex Jones, which Alex Jones, who I've called
for years bat shit crazy, I have...
I don't know why people ever gave him an ounce of credibility, especially after
Sandy Hook, but, you know, I sit here and I speak for myself.
And I'm going to get a lot of heat for this.
But I think Alex Jones is certified.
identifiably insane. And then you have Megan Kelly, who completely has lost her proverbial mind.
I mean, the woman's obsessed with all the things that doesn't matter in reality to society. And then
you have Candice who literally has insisted Brigitte McCrone has a penis. I mean, certifiable.
She does have a right hook. No. My point being is what led, what led Candice Owens to believe or suspect that
Rashid McCrone had a penis.
That's my question, because you said Tucker probably believes what he said.
You actually said he believed.
I don't think Candace believes what she says, though.
Why do people believe what they believe too?
Because maybe they're lying, maybe they're not.
No, I think she believes what's going to give her money.
No, you're missing the point in.
She wants money.
She wants status.
Why?
She wants money notoriety.
Did she know that Candice Owens right now?
I have an entire.
Well, no, it's more to it.
I have an entire LA-based publicity company that, like my publicist is in L.A.,
My managers in L.A.
They are all liberals.
And there's no way you work in entertainment
without a liberal crew around yours,
so you don't move forward.
That's the sad part of the reality.
But did you know Candace Owens has become like a darling
on like liberal America?
Well, she's anti-Trump.
She's like,
he's going to be huge and liberals.
The darling of liberal.
L.A. is obsessed with her.
There is a rumor in L.A. right now
that ABC is considering hiring her
and giving her a day-time talk show.
This is the thing about Candace.
This is not, this isn't, again, it's a rumor, but in LA, rumors pan out to be true 12 months down the line when the new, when the new broadcast timeline comes around, which is September, January.
And boom, I would not be shocked if we see Candace Owens with a daytime, prime time television, which the audience is predominantly female.
I just, look, I wouldn't be shocked.
When you're, you know, Candice and you're doing things that are just heavily female coded to attract a female audience, which,
one second while I drink from my Stanley Cup. It looks refreshing.
I just love these Stanley cups so much.
They're so great. I have them in like eight colors.
Well, anyway, as I was saying, women love that shit.
When you do trending, trendy things that women love, they just stare at you.
Can we clip that?
We should clip that and put that live somewhere.
Media matters got mad at me because I said, can I pull this?
Can I pull this up because we're just, we're being naughty to the thing?
You got mad because they're media matters.
I feel like I'm in Europe drinking out of this bottle.
Is it so small?
No, because it's attached to my face, the cap.
Oh, yeah.
Here's a European day.
There's a litter.
That's it.
Here's why I'm not going to get an ABC daytime talk show.
Phil, you want to read that one?
Tim Poole, women vote for drama.
They vote for stupid, interpersonal trash that does not matter to the function of a society.
They vote for soap operas.
I took that.
I retweeted that and I said, it's all true because it is all true.
It's not all true.
I have a major female audience, so please don't say that on my audience.
It is a generalization.
Girls, I got you.
I'm going to say this again, George.
I am going to get business cards printed out that say, if someone presents macro-level statistics
and you respond with an anecdote, you are low- IQ.
Or it will say a person who responds to macro-level statistics with an anecdote is low- IQ.
That way when I point out to, when I talk to a woman, and I say something like, well, in
general, women vote for drama and interpersonal stuff.
And they go, well, I don't.
I can hand them the card.
And that's the point.
It's not about women.
It's about any group.
because this is what you see all the time.
The truth is, women as a voting block do trend this way.
Not every single one, of course.
In fact, maybe about 35 to 40 percent do not.
But as a voting block, it is reliable that if you want to maximize your female votes,
social, trend, cultural, those are your key elements, which is why Candace Owens has a Stanley
Cup on her desk.
This is a status symbol among women.
It's not just about what she's saying, because what she's saying, because what
she's saying is retarded, like debacle or kerflaffle. These are not words. But women care largely
about the imagery and the high status of it. So when Candace presents salacious of a drama,
like Blake lively, oh my God, Brigitte McCrone has a penis. Women love it. That's why she has
such a massive female audience. Guys don't. Our audience, about 80% dudes. I know. And every time I come
on, they're dying. They're like, why is he there? I'm eating all over.
Listen, have you seen the viral video of the man answering his wife's question like his wife that went viral recently?
Yeah, yeah.
So for those I don't know, it's a guy and he's like, he grabs his keys and he walks to the door and she goes, hey, hon, where are you going?
And he goes, oh my God, so let me tell you, right?
So you remember Jim, right?
Well, Jim and I were actually going to a bar after work because you remember what I was saying.
I was like, I'm going to meet with Jim.
I haven't seen him in a long time.
So anyway, he tells this rambling long-winded story.
And then he goes, so yeah, anyway, the guy that he worked with.
whose brother was friends with the chef actually has a restaurant and downtown.
And she goes, are you going to that restaurant?
I was like, no, no, we're going for beers to talk.
And then he walks at the door.
And the joke was for men.
This is how women answer questions.
It's true.
And again, what irks me about stuff like this with media matters getting mad is getting
mad is that women get offended when men make observations from a male perspective
that they wish did not happen.
So when I say something like women vote for stupid interpersonal trash, the rational response
is not, F you, Tim Poole, don't talk about women that way.
It's, well, I'd phrase it less harshly, but women prefer social issues over logistical issues.
Men prefer hearing about objective straightforward.
Women love hearing about the personal.
So it's subjective versus objective.
This is not a wrong statement.
It's offensive to women, not on the merits, on the intention, on the emotion.
I got it.
Yeah.
If it was a psychologist making this statement, it would say women tend to.
That would be the only difference in the statement.
No, it wouldn't.
It's a tendency.
If it was written by a psychology, it would say, as a voting block, women vote for issues of social importance.
Yeah, there would be like a as a voting block.
A vote for interpersonal issues and cultural issues as opposed to objective functioning of society.
I mean, it would be just be, you would make sure that they know it's a tendency and not a hard truth.
No, that's not correct.
Well, this, not all women do what you say they do.
So that does not true for all women.
Do you need the card?
Do you need the card, Ian?
I made those cards for you because of exactly what you're saying right now.
I said at the top that it's a generalization.
Ian, for the love of all that is holy, I literally just made a whole joke tirade about how people who respond to macro-level politics with anecdotes are low IQ.
And then you just said it.
Yeah, funny.
It doesn't mean that your joke is true.
It's a fact.
Okay, but I didn't use an anecdote either.
Anecdotal evidence is saying not all women.
Macro-
Antiddo would be like, I know a girl and she's not.
Macro-level statistics don't need qualifiers.
Bro, I'm saying you're-
claiming a generalization and you didn't tell people that was a generalization in your statement.
Can I can someone help? I don't know what to say. There is no help. I hear this stuff all the time.
You just got to sit back and enjoy the ride. Yeah, there is no argument.
Anyway, Ian, um, I'm a guest here. I'm trying not to break anything.
This is the best part about the day. This is the part. This is, this is when it gets really spicy.
I love it. Macro. Bicy Ian.
Macro level statistics. Do not need qualifiers. End of story. I, I tend to agree with Tim on
I don't think they need them, but if you want to be, like a psychologist would have used one.
You are incorrect.
Why are you going a psychologist?
What leads you all the way to their intention is to not, they don't want to confuse, reduce
harm, they don't want to confuse people, they don't want to create confusion.
It seems more of a social, like a culture jammer.
Yeah.
Like a hammer.
So that's the difference.
The statement, the reason why I joked about printing up these cards is because statisticians
and researchers do not use qualifiers when they say things like women vote.
Democrat. My take on that is if you have a statistic that women voted Democrat up to
today, now we're taking that statistic. That doesn't mean that in the future. They will.
I'll change. I don't think you can comprehend. Women vote Democrat. And here's why women
vote Democrat, because there's no interpersonal skills and the majority of Republican candidates.
That's a fact. Agreed. They're loop. Republicans are stodgy losers.
It was the first Republican in New York State in 26 years to win with a majority female vote.
Oh, yeah, yeah. 52%. You know why? Because I actually talk to women. Can I, can I?
Obviously, I'm gay, and every woman is a fagg.
And that's a fact.
I mean, okay.
Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me speak this in Ianese, okay?
Statistically, a majority of women are faggs.
They love to have the gay BFF.
I showed up.
I talked to women.
I speak the women vernacular.
And I got 52% of the female vote.
That's amazing.
Which was like, boom to everybody.
Like, how did George Santos do it?
He's a scammer.
He's a fraud.
No, I actually talked.
I showed up.
Oh, my God.
your hair looks great. Love your nails.
Like, ooh, that bag's great.
Dude, and I mean it, too. I'm not just throwing away.
I don't throw it on compliments because I go online and I eviscerate women for wearing shit clothes.
Well, but this is sales one of them.
I want to say something with all due respect to Brian Hollahan.
Oh, I was going to say, please don't be respectful.
So we were playing.
So Blair Wright was here the other day.
Yeah, yesterday.
And she plays Magic the Gathering.
And so I said, let's roll.
We played some commander.
And I mopped her up.
Oh, I taught her a less.
It was very fun.
I don't even know what that is.
Magic the gathering, these cards.
I got by me, it's a card game.
Oh, okay.
But Blair asked about the makeup of the magic audience.
Like, is it conservative?
Is a liberal?
I said, oh, it's almost entirely like liberal, I guess.
But it's because the older guys who play magic, people who are like 40, like, I've been playing it since the game came out.
Like, we're more moderate to right leaning.
And young people are all, like, in culture, young people are all left.
And I said the reason why is Republicans are a suit wearing losers.
So the reason I say with all due respect to Brian Holland,
because I'm not trying to rag on a young man.
But again, I hope he hears this.
Thank you for saying that.
Brian, Brian Hollihand is a stodgy square.
I am not trying to be disrespectful or mean to this kid.
Because a lot of people ragged on.
I'm not, and I'm not for that.
But I think it's important to stress.
He has the charisma of a cardboard box.
But that's 90% of Republicans.
By the way, by the way, you're welcome.
He was going to show up in a fucking suit today.
I don't know what to.
wear to things. I said you're going to
a brogue podcast and you're going to
wear a suit. I work in politics and
news. I don't know what to wear.
Stop the being the cardboard box.
Look at what Ian's wearing.
That is true. Ian is the most appropriately
dressed every time on the show.
We don't have a, listen, we don't have a dress code.
If you had shown up in a suit, it would have been fine.
We'd have made fun of you later, but that's fine.
I would have skateboarded it.
What a stiff.
Being that shows up in a suit is a lot.
He does.
I don't like the tie because I feel like it's a choke
Like society's like wear this bitch
Hold on so tell me
Tell me more about your family
I can't if you want to get away
Come on George
That sounds like I've never find him
Tell me more
I one end of the top
Saw the audio leak right
That's awful
We'll talk about no come on
Christy's it's your friend
I feel so bad
Well we'll talk about it later
We have to talk about
Audio guy with those
Choakazards and yeah
But you know Tim
But your talking is important here
Like you're making a
Of course you know you're making a great point
Yeah I'm gonna make it serious
Because he's making a really good point
He took a long time
make it. And I don't mean that in a bad way. I mean, you really
were being intentional in this. It's
that when we have all these young people
who are being indoctrinated in these schools to think that
Republicans suck, they're racist, and then you
have the representatives from the Republican Party
come through when they look like the role they've been told.
And then you have women who, by and large,
they consume their media through
headlines on, what is it?
Like, whatever social media pops up, Yahoo.
And then they go and we reinforce
these stereotypes.
Trudeau won
because he was a hunk and he did the yoga handstand.
on the table.
I think the red pill movement.
Do you know why Eric Swalwell is going to win?
Because he's hot.
I'm not my type, but women find him attractive.
See, here's the thing.
I'm not, like, the only, it's not that I'm saying he's a good-looking dude or whatever.
I'm just saying, like, he projects, like, oh, I'm young, I'm hot.
I'm going to, I'm going to say, I have no way to judge.
Gavin Wax is a, not Gavin Wax, oh, God.
When all the, when all the, when all the, when all the women came out
saying that Luigi Mangania was hot or whatever.
He is.
I don't.
Objectively.
I, but you shouldn't find him hot.
I find problems.
No,
this is the thing.
Stay in your lane.
I stay in my lane.
But this is the interesting thing.
Like the Trudeau thing we get because he's fit and he's like a surfer guy doing yoga.
But I was actually shocked that they found Louis Jameson attractive.
I understand he's fit as well, but I thought he was a goofy looking dude.
You say this about Swalwell, I thought he was a goofy looking dude too.
You know, every day I wake up and I'm getting ready for the day, I see hotness.
You know what I mean?
When I look in that mirror.
That would be tough.
No wonder you wear the be.
Wait.
So I think this, the red pill movement, the, what is it, like the trad wife movement, has done a lot of damage to the people on the right.
They think that you're supposed to be like a whip-cracking businessman suit wearing box that the woman's inside of and can't.
And like, most society doesn't want that.
They're not prepped.
Your fetishes are really showing today.
Did you see the stat?
You know what, Ian, you need to come on my show so we should talk about this.
Did you see the stat that more that young women are now preferring to be tradwives versus working women?
Like feminism?
There was an article like feminism is dying because women now want to be trad wives.
I think they want to.
Just like the men think they want to be wearing suits and ties.
I don't think they want to.
They literally want to.
I don't know.
I don't think most men want to be in a single household income, Carrie.
No, it's not about status.
You dress the way you do because you're seeking status and approval from a certain sect of people.
The saying goes, people dress like the person they want to have sex with.
Ooh.
That's an old trope.
That's why you notice couples will be dressed similarly.
You'll walk down the street, you'll say like a guy and a woman and he'll have black-framed glasses.
Like, she'll have the same glasses.
He'll be wearing a flannel.
My favorite thing ever.
Does Rachel Maddo and Mark Cuban want to bang each other?
Is that way?
And you know what the worst thing is?
How do you tell them?
The worst thing is when Michael Knowles gets caught up in it.
But here's a funny thing.
Can I get sued for that?
I was just, I mean, let me tell something funny.
I wear the same clothes every day, right?
I wear black t-shirt and jeans.
I do have some other clothes that I just usually don't wear.
But there will be days where my wife will put on a black t-shirt and jeans.
And I'm like, oh, we're coordinating today.
But we're very similar people.
We like the same style.
It's in the same music.
We're from the same place.
It's not so much about, it's oversimplified when you say that people dress the way like the people
they want to have sex with.
It's basically about who is your people, who is your tribe, who do you connect with?
So when you say people are being doctrinated to wear ties or whatever, no, no, no, you're from a rock star hippie world of liberal culture and you dress the way there are people that you want to notice how you dress.
So you dress in an ostentatious manner.
I used to wear suits, but only because I was trying to fit in with that culture.
Exactly.
And they would be like, you have to wear a suit.
I wear a suit for years.
I hate wearing a suit.
Republicans are a suit even when you went to the White House.
No, the only time I ever wore a suit was in court.
And when I
If there's one person
I will dress up for
Actually, it's not sure I wore a suit to my wedding
Your Honor
Okay, there you go
Yeah
I'm assuming a tuxi
Did you wear a tie?
No, a tuxedo
I regular suit for the-
Really?
Yeah, for my...
I'm down with the jacket
It really is the tie.
I don't like the tie.
I wore a...
Is it a suit at Mara Lago?
It was a suit jacket with slacks.
Oh, that's like a sport jacket.
Yeah, yeah.
Because they have a dress code
and I got fancy shoes.
But the only ever time I wore a suit was in court.
And it's because the man who is holding a hammer over my freedom, I will wear a clown suit if he asked me to.
Of course.
This is the funny thing about people.
You know what, actually, I kind of like belittled my judge because I, after a while and I knew that she was just going to be awful to me.
I actually stopped wearing a suit and I just started like throwing fashionista moments in there.
I kind of Anna Delvied it.
I was like wearing turtlenecks, red shoes.
I was just like, you know what?
You're going to screw me.
You want to know the secret?
Suit's not the way to go.
You look up their personal lives
and see what they're interested in
what their hobbies are
and the way they dress
and you dress like them.
Make the judge see themselves in you.
She's like an 80-year-old white lady
right?
And of Long Island.
Where a judge's...
Look up what she was like in her 20s
and what will resonate
with her emotion psyche and worldview.
I wish I knew that too.
No, no, don't listen to him.
Where a judge's robe to the hearing?
Indeed.
I thought we were a cape, like a big black cape and walked around.
No, no, no, no, no.
And then underneath it, have a second robe.
So when she says, Mr. Sanders, you must take that off.
You go, oh, I'm sorry.
And you take it off.
And then, and then this was actually Michael Malice's joke.
Then when she says, you can't wear that either.
You go, oh, I'm sorry, you take it off.
And it says federal boob inspector on it.
Like a Russian doll.
Right.
Like a nesting doll.
What are those things called Mariuska or something?
Matruskas.
Matruskas.
I really, I care so much about...
I speak German too well, George.
That's Russian.
The internet.
German.
I meant Russian.
That's Russian, nah.
I'm never gonna refute the...
So anyway, back to the main point of how about that dress.
I don't... I don't... I'm really concerned about people on the right.
I don't worry too much about the dynamics of left and right.
I want people, but to be cool. I want them to be cool.
And to be loved and they looked at as like cultural icon.
Who? The concern...
People that identify with like American.
freedom, like gun rights, property rights, free speech.
Well, let's, let's elaborate on this.
Conservatives are trying to convince the Joe Rogans of the world.
The Democrats are trying to convince the Joe Rogans.
Democrats have their base.
Rachel Maddow is Rachel Maddow and everyone's going to love it on the left.
And on the right, you've got Trump or whatever this fracture is, but people on the right
are going to put on their mega hats.
How do you approach the middle of the road, relaxed, working class people?
Yo, they're wearing jeans and t-shirts.
So when liberals show up wearing jeans and t-shirts or having a sense.
Stanley mug, the regular, let me pause.
Sales 101. When you said you tell women, you would say like, oh, I like your nails.
That's sales 101. It is. So when we would do the street canvassing stuff, I always say this,
become the person you're approaching. If you see a guy walking towards you in a suit and you
act like Ian, he will say, don't touch me. If you see a guy in a suit and you walk up upright and
you reach your hand to shake his hand, he'll stop and shake your hand. You have to know how to
communicate with the people you're trying to target.
For conservatives to approach the middle of the road working class people in suits with
Taizan would be like dressing up in a clown costume.
When you're on TV, you're basically approaching them through the television.
You need to be chill, quick-witted, and funny.
Trump had a little bit of it, so we got a lot of that white working class base,
but now he's in a weird space.
The reason Democrats understand this, and they've always understood this.
And the reason why, I think what we're looking at right now, Gen Z right wingers are squares.
They're like 20-year-olds wearing suits.
And Gen Z left are pierced, crazy clothes, wild hair.
Regular people are not going to resonate with the work uniform.
They might look at a weirdo, just like a weirdo and just be like, hey man, do your thing, whatever.
They look at a guy wearing a suit and they'll be like it reminds me of work.
I don't want to, I don't want to think about work.
Yeah, we've gotten to like a casual era, I guess, with social media now.
You're kind of buddies with your politician now.
Like you know them a lot of that.
That's a problem.
Well, it's, that's a problem too.
I'm actually going to say this at the risk of being criticized.
But politicians need people need to stop literally putting politicians on a pedestal and treating them like rock stars.
They work for you.
But the internet does that.
But that's a problem.
Obama started it, right?
Donald Trump wears a suit everywhere.
I think he sleeps in a suit.
And he's cool, like to young people.
I know, but you know what I'm saying?
I actually don't like Trump out of a suit.
Personally, no, no, but personally, and I'm saying this.
And I'm a big supporter of the president.
I hate it when he shows up like in the high-rise pants.
Oh, you know, he shouldn't wear a bullet.
He should be a suit all the time.
He's a little too out of the tie.
I like Trump like that.
Joe Rogan's cool.
Joe Rogan is a UFC commentator.
All the bros know Joe Rogan, not just because of his podcast, but because we all
UFC is fun, dude.
No, UFC is amazing.
It is pure testosterone.
Watching it all the way up.
Watching an octagon side is like the best thing.
Like I don't know.
So here's,
like, end of the phone alone is just like, let's go.
Joe Rogan.
All the wrong reasons in my case, but okay.
Rogan is a modest, smart sports commentator in one of the biggest sports in the world.
He's extremely talented in a bunch of areas.
These are the things that give him influence.
He's quick-witted and he's a good dude.
He's a nice guy.
He's funny.
That's cool.
Smart.
Trump is a.
is a warrior.
So a lot of people look up to him because
they view him as someone who will punch you in the
face. Not literally, figuratively.
I don't think people look at Trump
and think when I grew up, I want to be like him.
Some do, but generally speaking, they don't.
I think, when we were young,
I mean, I'm 45.
But when I was young and we would play Monopoly,
we'd all be like, we wanted to be Donald Trump, right?
And it was because we knew him to be a billionaire, right?
Donald Trump's rich.
Oh, dude, I used to say when I grew up, I wanted a building
with my name on it.
Right. And if you, yeah,
New York City. Because he was the best. That is a kind of cool. But then you see him as he
at home alone. He goes and meets McCulley Colkin in the lobby. And, you know, Trump was always this
guy in a suit, this business guy's icon. And his president, I don't think he wears the suit as a
presidential candidate or as a Republican. He wears a suit because he's an accomplished businessman.
So I think people look up to him for that reason, not because he's a politician.
I would describe cool. Obama was cool. Obama was cool. And the reason why is, you've got to like him,
you know, I think he's a great orator too. Let's not, let's just face it. Like I can't stand the guy,
but he's a great orator.
Obama's the guy in a conversation
who's going to respond with,
oh, no, no, no, listen.
You want to come at me.
And I'll tell you what's up.
And then it's like a confident chill.
Hey, man.
Trump is the, no, we're going to tell you
what you know you're stupid and fat.
He's aggressive and strong
and people like that,
but cool is kind of different.
Cool is a combination,
like, how do you define cool, right?
I define it as relaxed,
witty, charismatic.
Trump is not relaxed.
He is witty and charismatic
and strong,
which is a different.
But then again,
there's instances
when you're trying to be so cool
and I'm going to go way back
to 2012,
hype of the birther movement.
Obama goes on Jimmy Fallon
and does you know
the read mean tweets about you
and it's Trump saying
President Obama
is the stupidest president in history
and then Obama goes like
at least I'll go down as a president.
Yeah, that's off the phone.
Well, that age like milk.
That age.
If it wasn't for Barack Obama,
we wouldn't have done.
I want to thank him every day.
Thank you, Mr. President.
You gave us Trump.
I want to stress this.
Democrats are not cool either.
They're not.
The issue, though, is they have purchased cool.
So Rachel Maddow is not cool.
She's a nerd.
Chris Hayes is a nerd.
And he's in the boys.
Did you see this?
Oh, my God.
It's kind of nasty.
By the fifth season?
Yeah.
And if they removed all the political stuff from the boys, awesome show.
It'd be great, yeah.
It was great the first two, maybe three seasons.
But once it got very clear
that they were making references to real politics
I'm like, I'm out.
Oh, the first season was just like
superhero.
Season one and two was great.
Season three lost me and on.
All shows would be better without the politics.
Do you remember when Laura Lumer was in the show?
I don't.
Let me show you.
She was in the show.
Yes.
Well, it was a character based on Laura Lumer.
Oh, okay, you see, it went over my head.
Let me show you.
Oh, my God.
Speaking of Laura, hold on, speaking of Laura Lumer.
Yes, okay.
This is The Boys.
Her name is Stormfront.
She's a neo-Nazi
And instantly we were
Everybody was like
Oh that's little bro
Yeah
They and she's like a big fan of
Homelander
Yeah yeah
Bro congratulations to Laura
Like nailed it
I will say this
They need a Milo
It's funny that they named her Stormfront
Consoling
She's stormfront
And it's a neo-naz
Like
Come on man
That's the thing
It got so on the nose
And it was just like
All right
I'm not lost in the story
I'm not like it's
There's so many references
To reality
It's just good
You know a show that lost me after, I'm embarrassed to say this, but after 17 loyal seasons,
Law & Order.
No, it got very, very, very unbearable to watch was Grace Anatomy.
Look at this.
I didn't watch it.
Oh, look, look, Laura Loomer.
Really political.
Yeah, no.
She said, I know you're trying to be funny, but in all seriousness, Stormfront in the Boys
was literally modeled after me.
That's, I have Cash's character is based off me by their own admission to the New Yorker.
They thought they were being clever since I had short black hair, but I'm Jewish.
So what does it say?
It says, there's allegations that she's not Jewish.
And she's a friend, but I'm just saying, yeah.
Well, Milo says that up and down.
She's not Jewish.
She says, you have fans, I have soldiers.
Stormfronts passing resemblance to the far right conspiracy theorist,
Laura Lumer is not incidental but careful not to infringe on anyone's intellectual property.
There was a, you know, it's a really crazy story is there was a show based off Occupy Wall Street.
Do you remember what that show was?
I don't.
So let me pull this up.
I'll do a wild story about buddy of mine.
What show was based on Occupy Wall Street?
While you're on the subject,
Laura Lumer's been having a rough week on X.
Are you playing with,
you just feel like playing with fire.
I mean,
no,
she's a friend.
I mean,
matches.
Roger Stone has been going really hardcore.
Yeah.
He's talking about weed legalization,
isn't he?
Huh?
No,
they were talking about,
he's gone on Laura,
like.
It was about Tulsi Gabbard and all kinds of stuff.
It's hard.
Tim,
you were making an interesting point before.
You said I chose fire.
American Odyssey.
Oh, great.
So there was a character in.
No, no, you're good. Go ahead. There was a character named Harrison in that show, who was a one-for-one of my friend Harrison from Occupy Wall Street.
Harrison, Sura? No. Oh, different Harrison. Harrison. Shultz. Harrison, I get your name wrong.
I think that's his whole name as Sura. Well, Harrison, who we came and worked with. Right, right, right. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So Harrison, a good dude, smart guy. He's an anarchist. He was a moderately prominent figure in an Occupy.
NBC made a show called American Odyssey
where they had an Occupy angle
and they cast an actor identical to him
had him on the show, named Harrison
and he couldn't do anything.
He couldn't stop him from doing it.
He was getting attacked by people being like,
you sold your likeness, FU,
and he was like, I have nothing to do with this.
Harrison Schultz, yeah, we should pump him up
because he's awesome, dude.
He's a good dude.
Enough to make a character of a TV show out of like
he goes, capiopean stuff.
Capoista?
Capoista. Is that what it's called?
Capoeira.
He's a capoierista.
Capoida.
We're going to need a translator.
Which is Capoeira.
It's a Brazilian.
It's a Brazilian.
It's a Brazilian.
His name is Tesura.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah.
Is he Brazilian?
Well, Harrison Schultz.
No, no.
Sura might be his middle name.
No, that's his, that's his, that's his capoeira name.
Oh, that's it.
Very cool.
I don't know if he's Brazilian.
I don't think so.
You'd be shocked that they have a Schultz that there is in Brazil.
I would not.
He'd be shocked.
What were you going to say?
Yeah, earlier, two things.
It's tied us all together from the pre-show to now.
You said the Democrats were buying cool.
And you also talked about Billboard
screwing you when you're making good music
and they didn't want to give you the attention.
That's right.
That is not so much buying cool too
is the media is giving them cool.
Everything you hear on the radio
is what the big business says
this is what's cool guys.
Yes, yes.
But they're buying it.
And finally the Jews figured it out.
I love how they're like the Jews control everything.
Well, apparently not because the media is all in line.
Like you're talking about Candace getting a maybe ABC show.
Yeah.
The Ellisons are now stepping up.
And then there's Bob Iger who's also involved.
and he's, I don't understand how, how does he reconcile those two things?
Like, I'm going to put Candace Owens here, who's a rabid anti-Israel.
No, because that's what they want people to believe.
She'll say whatever they tell her to say.
But now you've got the Ellison's buying up Paramount and they're going to buy Warner Brothers.
So now they're going to own CNN.
Don't be surprised.
CNN is panicking.
Panicking.
I don't think so.
They're freaking out.
I have two friends who work in the newsroom.
The entire newsroom is like, we need to start putting job applications.
we need a unionized while we still can't.
They're losing their mind.
Bro, could you imagine?
Like, so the Ellisons, Larry and David, are,
they're MAGA.
They're MAGA.
And they now own TikTok.
Ultramagga.
TikTok and CBS.
And Barry, I think, has been doing great at CBS.
And they are going after like crazy.
Is this why MAGA has now transformed into technocratic movement?
No, no, no.
Maga has finally acquired a slither of Hollywood.
institutional power.
And institutional power
for the first time in a decade.
That's the secret.
11 years.
I guess it's 2015 to now.
Why did they do it?
Well, because lives were losing the culture wars.
We've lost a culture war because they controlled all of Hollywood, all of the institutions.
And we had who, Jamie Diamond, who at best, at best is a right of center, moderate?
Can I make a quick analogy?
As conservative as we can get or Schwartz over at Blackstone.
That was as good as it could get.
Steve Schwartz and Jamie Diamond.
Well, let me make a quick illustration.
And I showed this to my kids because I wanted to show them when they were younger
how they could be manipulated by the media so they knew when they were being manipulated.
It was important.
And so we were watching America's Got Talent.
And I was showing them.
I said, I want you to see something that television can do that's really clever that make you like somebody
or not somebody based on the reactions they show and the way people react to things.
So I showed them.
I said, watch, they want this guy because remember, these shows are pre-taped and then there's
a live show and they need people to vote.
And they're like, well, how do they know?
what they do in post is they go, okay, let's take the reactions, favorable reactions for these people,
negative reactions for these people, even though they all made it through. So when the live show comes,
they have control over who wins. And I said, do you see how they're being manipulated? Go, watch,
this person comes up. You might not think they're very good, but the person in the audience that they're showing is like crying, tears, people are exciting,
or the judges hitting the golden buzzer. So what you're seeing is society and social sort of validation, okay,
this person's good, this person's cool. And that happens in real life all the time.
I'm in media because if you're a trans person and you're on Disney,
they're saying this person's cool.
And so what do you have a bunch of kids doing running around going,
this is cool, I'm trans.
And that is what Hollywood has done.
That's what television is done.
So what news is done.
And so by us buying or at least getting a share of it,
we can make us cool, which goes to your original point,
is the perception of cool has been defined by people who hate us.
I want to stress this too.
With Carter here, we put out a bunch of songs.
I think six of eight charted on Billboard in some capacity.
Yeah.
The first song we put out was Only Ever Wanted, and I think it caught the machine off guard.
Oh, yeah.
They did not know how to react to the fact that we put out a song.
Well, so first, the first song I put out was Will of the People a couple of years before I started working with Carter.
Then we put out Only Ever Wanted, and we charted on everything, I think.
It was like number two on Alt.
It was number one on Alt.
Number one on Alt.
We beat Taylor Swift in sales on, on Watch them.
How did she started talking music and Ian's patches, emotion support guitar?
So here's what happened.
Instantly, we got attacked by all the liberals.
You're kidding.
They started, I don't want to name the individuals, so don't say his name, but...
Oh, come on.
Name names.
Everybody knows this guy.
He's don't want to give him extra airtime.
He intentionally, his people intentionally ran through like a low-pass filter to make the song sound like a demo, like bad.
And then they made fun of it.
They did everything they could to attack what is just generally an apolitical song.
That did really well.
And there were a lot of people.
We got a lot of crap.
for it that were not political and didn't know who I was. When our PR person reached out to
entertainment publications, they told us to go F ourselves. They intentionally, they emailed back saying
F you, Maga Chud, things like that. You know what? So real quick, this is because they, they
need to control cool and culture and they would not let us get a foothold. So this actually, the song
did so well, well of the people ended up charting after the fact, because people then started buying up
the other song and it reached number 17 on Alt, I think.
So then we put out several more songs.
And every time we would, for some reason,
we'd hit a snag that would prevent the billboard charting.
And the last major release that we did,
well, actually, that's the second and the last,
was together again,
which sold like 40,000 singles in a week,
has like 15 million streams in,
well, I think I had like 8 million streams in the first week.
All of that should have tracked and put us somewhere in the Hot 100,
the, like the Cadillac of the,
the billboard. We coordinate with all these companies. They told us what to do. We said, we will do it.
Before, during, we said, before. Tell us what to do. Do this. Okay. During. Is everything good?
Every day. Dude, I got receipts, emails. Every day. Are we doing it correctly this time?
Yes, you are. Is this being tracked? Yes, it is. This will count. Yes, it will. And then when it
ended, they said, oops, you made a mistake. So we did not reach the charts where we should have.
And this is a team up with the daily wire. We did this. It is a machine meant.
to keep outsiders out.
They control what's cool, and if you don't bend the knee, you are not in.
That's why Hollywood celebrities, that's why Hollywood celebrities go up their award shows
and then say things like, oh, climate change.
Stolen land.
Stolen land living on stolen land.
They can't control what's cool, but they can control what you see.
And so you can't fabricate cool with a nice suit.
If you're not confident, you're not cool.
And when you have-
But you can prevent people from seeing cool.
And that's what these gatekeepers have seemed to have done sometimes.
Let's not even talk about us.
Let's make it about somebody else.
Tom McDonald, who hits it out of the ballpark every release,
he should be charting on Billboard with every song,
and they keep him out.
They told him that they won't track his album sales for no reason.
He had a bunch of albums and says,
those don't count.
That's what they do.
Because it's made now with CBS purchase.
I don't know the opinions of Ellison's.
Never met them.
Maybe they don't like me.
Maybe they do.
But it seems like there is now a path towards
access to audience, that the, the liberal control.
It's like the hungry, hungry hippo thing,
because like the first time our YouTube streams
didn't count as streams like they should have
with Only Ever Wanted and we still charted.
So I was like trying to knock that one out.
And then as I'm doing that, they're changing a rule over here.
Not just that.
Only Ever Wanted was on YouTube trending.
Yeah.
And so was genocide, the first two songs that we put out.
Yep.
And then all of them stopped.
So they booted us off band camp right after genocide.
They banned us.
They deleted our band camp account for no reason.
We broke no rules.
These songs are not political.
Only ever wanted is basically just a song about a guy whose wife died.
No, you're perceived to be political and therefore you're not allowed to have a voice.
Yeah, but then, look, is your politics going to align with theirs.
But here's the interesting thing, Kid Rock and Lee Greenwood, for instance, their legacy.
They are legacy and they can't.
Look at the country music awards.
I forget what they're called.
Is that what they're called, Country Music Awards?
CMAs or whatever.
They're both on there all the time.
And there's nothing nobody can do.
And Carrie Underwood, Besties with them.
But Beyonce is the country artist of the year.
That's, yeah, because her husband had to create a deflection and buy something.
But again, allegedly.
This is changing.
And I'm, it's funny.
This is the weirdest thing.
Barry Weiss is a genius.
She's the intellectual dark web 2.0 effectively, right?
I certainly think there's grounds for criticism of her.
Nobody's perfect.
But she's been doing a fantastic job with CBS.
Amazing.
They've been covering the Medicaid, Medicare.
fraud stuff that Nick Shirley got highlighted heavily in December. So they're picking that up. They're
not overtly right wing or pro-Trump. They've been doing a decent job. When the story from Nick Shirley
broke, they didn't say he's a liar or grifter. They said, actually look at this corroborating
evidence of arrests and DOJ investigations. So I've been a big fan of what they're doing. But look at
what the left and the corporate price is doing. Look at what Megan Kelly is doing. Why are these people
attacking Barry Weiss all of a sudden? What did she do? Oh, Megan Kelly's sour. Bitter.
did one thing she did. She tweeted that she was a proud Zionist. There you go. Very wise,
because when you look at the work at CBS, nothing stands out. I read CBS every day when I'm doing the
news. Some stories I think are not done too well. Some I think are doing well. I think she's changing
it for the better. But there's nothing where she's like going on there. There's no,
there's no stories that are overtly political. What's the final goal of Zionism?
Homeland for the Jews in Israel. Do they talk about how big it's going to be? No. No.
It's worried about greater Israel.
Don't they have a homeland for the Jews in Israel right now?
Not without fights and war.
Yeah, peaceful.
Yeah, peaceful.
Peaceful country.
I would argue that Zionism does not assert peaceful, brutal, vengeful, any of that.
It's just literally having a homeland for the Jews in uncontest.
Exactly.
That's what I mean.
So with the West Bank.
Without any disputes, because of Judea, Samaria, West Bank.
We'll take it from an American.
There's going to be contests.
forever about who was there first, just so you know.
Well, it was the Jews.
Well, before that, it was the Canaanites.
Oh, God.
Where are the Canaanites now? Where are the Canaanites now?
Are they fighting the Jews? Where are the dinosaurs?
They were there. But here's the point. Ian, I agree. If the Canaanites were there and
asserting the land, we'd have a conflict, but they don't. So the groups are
the Palestinians who were there at the time of the mandate. And some of the people who are
there actually are Jews and Arabic-Israelis. But then there were a lot of people
migrated to Israel and purchased land because of a lot of conflicts in Europe.
So everyone's going to claim their right.
Are you saying that the only, so the Jews who have the, sorry to cut you off, but the Jews
who have the claim are the Sephardic Jews, not the Ashkenazi Jews from Europe who essentially
invaded?
Is that the, is that the, no, I'm not saying that.
No, no, I'm not saying.
I'm saying, but that's the greater dispute.
So the greater dispute is too massive and intertwined to even begin to untangle.
Because then you can talk about Bukharian Jews, which I think have been there before the
Sephardic.
What is it?
Well, like an Afghan Jew. Right. So one of the issues is the left argues that the Palestinians are the Jews, that after Islam took over and forced the Jews to either flee or convert, the argument is the Jews who fled to Europe are the descendants of those who refuse to convert. And the Palestinians are the Jews who gave in to the sword. And so this dispute is actually from many liberals argument. A dispute of the return of the Jews to land that has since changed and they have no right to claim.
are cool.
Whereas many of the Jews are like, no, we never gave in.
A lot of this is post-colonial theory too in practice because they look at like they look at the
Astronazi Jews as white Europeans that have invaded the land.
And so it's the colonization of an indigenous people.
It's the same kind of stuff that you get when you hear people doing land acknowledgments
here in the States or in Canada.
It's the same kind of stuff that you hear about all over Africa.
listen to what Tim just said, right? A lot of those Ashkenazis are actually the descendants
of the Jews who are returning home technically. But the left, but I understand what you're saying.
The left of the left, the modern left of today that is aligned with the Islamists, the, the,
the, the dynamic that they see is always the, it's powerful versus the, but not really.
It's anti-white. Well, I mean, that is true, but that's what post-colonial theory is.
It's just anti-wit. But I'm saying like the argument that it's the,
oppressor versus the oppressed is just the skin they put over.
We don't like white people.
Yes. Yes.
As the only non-white person here.
That's not true.
You know, you look pretty white.
I'm a Italian.
No, not even.
No, quite literally, ethnically speaking, but 32% Angolan and the rest is like Eastern European.
Depends on the college.
You're white.
Shut up.
Depends on the college.
No, no, no.
Hold on.
If you support Trump, you're white.
If you don't, you're mixed.
The white's kind of out.
I guess I'm white.
When we split off.
what they say to me. You're too much of a queen to be anything.
12,000 years ago, you know, my
my theory on the whites
is like 12,000 years ago after the flood,
all the humanity was there in Mesopotamia. A bunch of them went
north, whereas just not a lot of
sunlight, it was bright, white, so
their skin got lighter, and then they had to hunt
because they couldn't grow crops, so they got all lizard-like and
bloodthirsty. Then they came back south, like
8,000 years later, and
brought it all these...
Bro, just yesterday, we were talking about how there are
chimpanzees that are having a civil war.
It has nothing to do with how white
Well, they got bloodlust.
It has nothing to do with the weight.
They got bloodlust because they had to hunt.
So they came back with that bloodlust and that was like momentum.
Ready for this one?
Do you guys know about Out of Africa theory?
No.
To some degree.
No, not at all.
This is the, it's an old theory that humans emerged in Africa and then traveled around
and through environmental pressures.
I didn't know that.
Sorry.
Different races emerged.
However, it's being challenged now because human remains have been found in the Americas
and in Asia that predate the out of Africa theory, which proves.
one thing. Oh, hold on. It proves the
great flood theory. Or
would it go back that there were humans
or impangea? Maybe? This is the great flood theory.
Okay. That the Adam and Eve theory
is that every 6,500 years
the earth tilts, 90 degrees from a pole shift happening, and then
the core spins and flips.
Then the earth tilts,
the poles go to the equator,
causing all the water wrap around,
making a big flood that wipes everything out.
If a great flood happened,
what would you see in the
fossil record for humanity, you'd see humans emerging all over the planet at the exact same time
because the survivors in their key locations emerge from whatever survival fortress or whatever
mountain, wherever they're at, and start rebuilding. So then you see there's no records of humans
anywhere just in these key locations appearing all at once. And then you get Whitey. And Whitey comes back
with a vengeance because Whitey thirsty for blood. Oh God. Whitey hot. Shut up. It's funny.
That's where that's why the northerners are white. What's in your water?
It's actually in water.
It's actually funny that there is least violence.
Yeah.
Actually, the Asians are.
Look at crime statistics.
Whitey is not thirsty.
Whitey is not thirsty for blood.
That's literally what you just said.
That's propaganda, Ian.
I think that because they couldn't grow crops up north, they learned to hunt,
and they came back with a hunter's mentality.
No, I think you're wrong.
You are completely wrong.
Look at the Mediterranean.
They have siesta.
Yeah, they lay around and sleep in midday.
Exactly.
You're north of their, like, sharpening their swords, getting ready to.
You are.
who are just so wrong.
I don't think so.
I 100% think show.
White people are not more like war-like.
I think you're confusing white people with the Mongol.
With the lizard people.
And the con, like, no.
I just think.
Bro, this is anti-white Marxist fake news.
The theory is that humans emerged in Africa, traveled around the world, and then due
to various pressures became specific.
He thinks that all white people are like Genghis Khan here.
Right.
So here's the point.
Genghis Khan.
Gangus Khan conquers a continent.
Native Americans who, Asians who crossed the barring straight into the Americas, were less violent,
mostly because of how expansive the Americas were.
So they didn't procreate enough to get to the point where social population pressures would start to factor in.
The idea is that Winter created a group of people that worked harder than they needed to.
So what happens is people move up north, due to, they're constantly looking for new plates where they can find food.
then a group of humans are in the north where winter comes.
Those who were overworked and prepared for the winter survive and those who didn't die.
Those people have kids and you create a culture of, I have to work all the time no matter what.
These people then moved further south back to the Mediterranean where food was more abundant,
but maintained that I must work all the time no matter what.
I call them the sea peoples.
So what happens is you have two groups of people right now.
Those who sleep in the middle of the day for siesta because it's warm and there's food and fruit everywhere.
and they can fish whenever they want,
and those who came back down and said,
I have to keep working.
The theory is this is where mathematics is born.
Humans sitting around with no work left to do,
but wanting to work,
started exploring and working on problems
they didn't need to,
and this creates technology.
Yeah, the Greeks.
That makes a lot of sense, the Romans.
That's the theory of why they started doing math
and research and philosophy
because they were an industrious people
without the requirement for industry.
I think that's where,
because I'm not saying all white people,
but the northerners that did that, the people that you were just referencing that had gone
white.
Well, I'll say it again.
And the jihadis came in.
And then the jihadis came and started massacring everybody through northern Africa and into Eastern Europe and Spain.
That's future forward though, like back in the day.
Oh, that's like 700 AD, 800 AD.
But in like 1,200 BC, 4,000 BC.
I'm talking 1400s.
4,000 BC.
Yeah, like during the Egyptians, like all those northerners that were like,
you know the morad 1600 BCs when the sea peoples arrived through and they just came and they just
migrated and changed the entire demographic of the of the Middle East basically in 16 and no one knows
where they came from assumedly the North.
Okay Mr. One Liner
You mentioned something that made my mind go somewhere and that seems to be how we're doing this.
So the you talked about people being busy versus people having free time and the free time people
we're thinking people. And then you think about where we are now and all of the distraction with
technology and the fact that we are constantly occupying our mind with nonsense, which keeps us
from actually thinking. And if you look at the people who started this country, they were thinking
people, right? And if you look at the people in ancient Greece, like you mentioned, they're thinking
people. And it almost seems like people who want to control everything is figured out. All they have to
do is keep us busy working. So both the man and the wife are working constantly. You can't afford
anything. We live in a world where you can't stop working, even though technology that we've
created theoretically should free our time. But I think the people in power don't want to free
our minds because if we free our minds, we would see that this whole thing is nonsense and BS and
we've been controlled the whole time. So we're talking about something that's so interesting.
And then the sea people, of course. We're chickens in a chicken coop, man. Yeah, I agree with that.
And the people that run the show, presidents, politicians, who have access to class
that information, they're sitting there being like, these people have no idea what's going on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So on purpose.
So many topics.
Yeah.
So I get looped into and people want to talk about.
Aliens.
Got to talk about the aliens.
And I don't talk about that because that was a hot.
But that was a hot topic in 23.
We were briefed up the.
You were in Congress.
What do you know?
I can't say.
Not without the risk of being.
Okay, well, don't.
Let's change the subject.
Do you want to tell me a fantasy story about wizards and elves?
No.
What do you mean?
You should ask Matt Gates to come here and talk about breeding.
Tell me.
Make up a story about how the Great Wizard Council went to the Council of Mages to explain invading orcs.
All I can say is there's so much information that politicians operate with that the general public do not have the slightest iota of what's going on.
And they form opinion, hold on, they form opinion based on what ifisms or because there's people on the internet like Candace Owens who says, I have a source or even look.
And a friend of mine, Jack Posobiac, my sources tell me this.
And then you have Ed and Brian Krasen.
So my sources tell me this.
At the end of the day, it's all bullshit.
None of the stuff.
I'm sorry.
I got it.
You didn't read the rules.
Do you believe in aliens?
You don't going to tell me any classified information.
I do.
I do.
Yes, I do.
You think like extra-frestral.
Hold on.
When you say aliens, are you saying that you...
Out of this earth.
So you believe that there have been intelligent.
Communication between human.
From another plan.
From space or another dimension.
That's a high of the other.
I believe there has been communication.
I believe there has been communication between the humans and another intelligent
light form that is out of another planet of an indeterminate location.
Yeah, exactly.
From outside of this planet.
They're actually in, they're both outside and inside.
They're inside this.
That's what they'll tell you if you ask.
Where are you?
They're called shadow people.
Sometimes when out of the corner of your eye, you see them for a brief moment because
that's when they're passing through our frame of.
time. You know, and I've smoked DMT twice.
You stop saying that because now I
have floaters in my eyes.
And now I'm gonna think it's shadow fucking
George. George. George.
George, George.
George, you're wearing contacts.
Like, after I'm here with all these lights,
I have a shit ton of floaters in your eyes.
I'm gonna think it's shadow people.
No, you can melt them away with sunlight.
Just take your A1C, George.
Just take it with your eyes.
My, George, or like, oh.
George, my take on it.
is as far as we know, according to physics, right?
Einstein, you know, the physics that Einstein has left us with,
the speed of light is the speed limit of the universe.
It's not just the speed of light.
It is the speed of causation.
Cause and effect.
That's why if the sun disappeared,
it wouldn't be just, it wouldn't just take eight minutes for the light to get here.
It would take eight minutes for the gravitational effects to happen.
I don't believe that there's anything that has traveled,
faster than light because it's the speed of causation according to the physics we know.
Do you believe that there are physics that we have not found?
Yes.
Okay.
There are physics that.
All right.
There are physics.
Albert Einstein probably smartest mind in physics history.
Before you came along.
Oh, yeah.
Excuse my chops in physics.
Professor Ph.D. here.
No, to your question, I believe that there are quantitative physics that are completely alien to the human being at the civilian level.
Okay.
That's where I...
What does that mean?
At the civilian level.
Like, there are private companies that have technologies we've not seen?
No, government.
Well, yeah, I mean, there are things...
When I say civilian, I mean, the government has access to technology.
It is not yet or does not believe the world population is yet ready to comprehend.
That makes sense because there's why the scientists are dying and disappearing.
Well, that makes sense because there are ideas.
No, there are civilian scientists getting close to like, so there are a lot of stories about people.
Sorry to.
Hold on. Did you see the Brazilian?
Let me let me at this point.
I just want to get one point out.
There are ideas, there were ideas that were.
that were born classified.
It's what they talked about
with the Manhattan Project
and in physics.
There are ideas and theories
that are born classified.
So as soon as they're thought up,
the government says,
that's classified.
You can't tell anyone.
So I understand what you're saying.
So let me,
not me my point.
There are a lot of stories
about scientists who were killed,
missing, had their research stolen from them.
That is when you're up here
technologically and humans are down here
and, you know,
I want you to imagine it like
a Christmas tree covered in lights.
where only one light is on at a time, so it's blinking.
Yep.
It's very easy to snip those lights out like a whack-a-mole.
But as time goes on, communications expand.
The speed at which the lights start popping up start rapidly increasing.
Can't whack them fast enough.
And you're whack nine in the past few months and people start noticing.
Yep.
Well, look, I'll put it this way.
Brazilian doctor and scientist in Brazil just invented a shot and a treatment
that will make a paraplegic walk again.
Literally.
This is happening right now.
There is a treatment.
It's now amply available in Brazil.
They've put six different people are walking again that have not walked in decades and are doing physical therapy because now they have full control and sensation of their limbs.
Right. She went AWOL. I think it was three days ago.
Really?
I want to, are you pulling?
This is the story.
Yeah.
That's her.
A Brazilian scientist's experimental paralysis therapy is fueling hope and hype.
Yep.
Spinal cord injections.
It's wild.
Her name is Bruno Drummond.
Is that her name?
No, no.
No, no.
that's the person who was.
No, no, that's the page.
Tatiana, Sempao.
What is she injecting?
Sampayo.
So look at that Russian name, Tatiana.
Do you know off the top of your head what she's injecting?
Oh, I mean, I didn't get into the whole thing.
But apparently it's a very vulgar drug that's been ample available.
But she just tweaked it and experimented with it.
And there's a lot of people claiming this.
Look at this.
But she's missing.
Apparently three days ago, she went AWOL.
According to Brazilian news sources.
Really?
Like, where is Tatiana?
Like that was kind of like the, she's been radiosylent or something bizarre.
Maybe she's working for the government now.
See people.
I mean, look, like I said, and then going back to what we were talking about, so when you hear
Matt Gates, I mean, obviously, and I can say this, I can refute this.
I did not get briefed on humanoids and crossbreeding.
I thought that was a wild statement.
I actually thought that was an April Fool's joke for a hot minute there because it was
an interview posted on April 1st.
Day before, though.
It was posted the day before.
Oh, was it?
Oh, because I only saw it on April.
News picked up the next day.
Oh, okay.
So that's why I was like, I think this is just an April Fool's Roke.
But then again, it's serious.
I spoke to Tim Burchett the other day, who's your friend.
Did he grab you and shake you and say, George, George, the real.
Brother.
Big G, I got to tell you something.
No, so we're actually going to be talking about this topic on my podcast next week.
And it's crazy because it's a topic that's not going away.
And I don't think there's a way for the government to keep putting a lid on any of this anymore.
There's two aspects of this.
There's no lid.
There's no.
What Tim just said is so spot on with the connectivity aspect.
Manhattan Project was so easy to keep hush, hush on most.
And even then we failed.
Think about it.
But it was compartmentalized to a degree where no one really knew what was going on.
But people knew something was happening.
Was it 300,000 people working on this project?
And they compartmentalized all the information.
40% of them were foreigners.
And now like AI data breach makes that near.
That's what we need the H1Bs for.
So I see.
That is a great commercial on why not to do H1Bs.
If we did not have foreigners working on the Manhattan Project,
nobody would have figured out nuclear weaponry, at least not so fast,
because they essentially stole a hardware.
But we wouldn't have figured it out either.
No, we would have.
You know my two takes on aliens is you've got your chimeras.
We would have.
You get your chimeras, which is what you're talking about human animal hybrids,
which I think they are working on and they may be using to.
The Humansy.
Yeah, you get stuff like that, like, whatever, but animal hybrids.
Right.
And then the other aspect is, if there are, like, what they call, like, uh, stop what you're doing, Tim.
You know what you do.
DMT spirit elves, they say that there's like personas that you can perceive with others.
If those things are real, there may have built technologies that can tune in and listen and talk to them, communicate with them.
Can we pause for one second and go back to what he said?
Why?
The human zes?
Were you talking about the theoretical math?
This is another thing.
We'll talk about me.
Real quick, because you said, I don't want to.
And then we can go to Human Z because I'm dying to know about this.
You talked about Einstein and the rules.
Yeah.
I think those are the reason why nobody has disproven Einstein's theories and rules,
the math always works, but it works in the world in which they apply.
Yeah.
That is the limit to them.
They work in our universe.
Well, okay.
So it doesn't mean they're working other ones.
Well, okay, so that's a different universe would be a different thing.
So as far as we know.
Right.
And this is only talking about what we know.
That's why I asked if there was stuff.
that George, or if George believed that there was, believe, yeah, believed, I'm being careful
with my, with my articulation. If there was stuff that George believed that we have yet to discover
or that. No, I think we've discovered. Well, that's, I'm at all the problem with that question is
the answer to, to any reasonable person is always going to be yes. It's just not a question
needs to be asked. Well, I mean, as of right now, there haven't been any significant public discoveries
that's not true. In physics? It's not true. I said public. Public. No, it's not.
Yeah, what about the...
You just got to read between the lines.
Project Artemis 2 right now.
Zero point propulsion?
Well, not...
Okay, sure, but let's talk about Artemis 2 right now.
Why did...
For those...
I know that I don't know what crowd this is, but...
Do you believe we've gone to the moon?
Yes or no.
Yes.
Okay, great.
Generally, I've had some really smart people tell me they don't think so, which is weird.
He's going to drive it off the road every time.
I haven't seen proof either way, but I was definitely bought in.
All right.
So, have you...
We talked about the zero point propulsion thing when the story came out.
I think I was here for that.
Yeah, you might have been.
What they do is they fire particles.
Because you always talk about aliens in tech when I'm here.
In a vacuum against a plate, they fire particles at it.
Yep.
Particles create no inertial effect, but upon impact, they create a very, very tiny one.
So it's a net zero at production of the energy and a net positive physically.
So hypothetically, the internal zero point engine fires a stream of particles at a plate,
which, again, the firing produces no recoil effect.
The impact of the plate produces a minor impact effect, which drives the whole thing forward.
Are they firing protons?
That's still...
I'm not sure.
I think it's electrons.
It's still governed by Einstein's understanding of physics.
That actually does not necessarily.
It's not necessarily.
Yeah, no, the idea that...
Colors outside the lines of everything Einstein on the Einstein doctrine.
Well, we were talking about...
You are creating propulsion with no propulsion.
You're creating gravity.
It's a pure violation of
But the speed of that propulsion will still be
limited by the times.
You still can't use the amount of energy produced.
So, no, but the idea is
the fundamental physical rule is like
if you're in space and you're spinning, right?
You're spinning backwards.
You throw something down and you'll spin faster.
You throw it up and then you'll stop
the force counteracts, right?
When you release the object.
So again, if you have a gun in space
and you fire right,
watch when drones shoot guns.
Like that.
Whatever has more energy will affect.
Zero point propulsion
creates no recoil effect
but produces one after the fact,
which seems to violate the laws of thermodynamics.
Yeah, but that's...
The thermodynamics.
Einstein didn't get into thermodynamics dynamics, if I understand.
No, they're all the...
They're governed by physics.
What?
Thermodynamics is governed by...
Yeah, yeah.
It's the laws of physics.
Exactly.
Newtonian physics.
Those were Newton's ideas.
I don't think Newton did the...
Not only that, but when you get into quantum scale
stuff, and they make sense anyway.
So.
Well, but at the end of the day, to brace this of brass tacks, and what I want to talk about
Human Z is the fact that no matter what we create, we're still up against, if we're talking
about space travel and we want to get to the nearest galaxy, you would need lifetimes and plus
so much radiation, you would die.
And even if you could travel the speed of life, I don't think that's true.
I actually strongly.
What's the closest, Alpha Centurray?
How many light years is that away?
11.
It's a lot of light years.
Okay, so 11 light years.
Wow, that was so spot-off.
I mean, I watch a lot of YouTube.
So that's why I asked you about, you know, if the physics, you know, or that's why I talk about the physics that we understand right. And I watch a lot of stuff. Did you see Tim Burchott commenting on the Matt Gates interview? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We talked about it. Spaces on the size of football field. Oh, yeah. Moving 200 miles an hour underwater. No, I'm sorry. Alphson, Taurus is 4.37. Because they can phase matter. Because they can phase matter then, right? If we're talking about phasing matter and doing things, where does that technology come from? Does it come from space? I guess my question is, does it come from space or somewhere else?
Warp technology was conceptualized in like the 40s or 50s,
and they made a TV show about it.
Yeah.
I mean, when it comes to warp stuff like that, in theory, that's fine.
Right now, the ability, as far as we know, the ability to,
the ability to bend space.
Hold on.
The ability to bend space requires such an amount of energy that you can't, as of our
understanding, we can't control.
That's the big cop out that the government will always tell you.
We just don't have enough energy.
Hold on.
Again, again, of course we can't control.
The question is, can it be controlled?
and the answer is likely yes.
Yeah, that's a good point.
You get enough energy.
You can charge a particle so high
and then fire it at an object
and it will go around the object
and through it.
They call it quantum tunneling.
It doesn't go around.
It goes through.
Well, they say it goes through it,
but I guarantee if you see it close enough,
it's slipping around it.
Well, I think that Dyson spheres
probably exist.
It's not quantum.
And the perfect harnessing of energy
and manipulation of it exists.
And then one kind of joke hypothesis I have
is that as we watch all of our technologies continually get smaller and more efficient,
would it not come to a point where we have like a single series of like a small little
grid of particles that enable you to do literally anything?
Micro nanoparticles.
Yeah.
It's like it's three body problem.
They have the sofans that can basically do anything.
Yeah.
Like technology becomes so small and so compact.
The other question is, is it possible then if you follow that train of thought that
the simple knowledge of the equations would grant you Godlike powers?
Yeah, that's why the information will be obfuscated in the system.
And it's the guy like Neo that goes into the matrix and can reverse engineer the code so that he can make anything appear.
I don't know that the human mind is the capability to come to that point.
When we are mapping the physics of the universe and writing this stuff out, we're writing out the code of the universe.
And so the code, imagine it's a chess board.
And we've not even filled in a quarter of one of the squares in the bottom left.
And that whole map of physics is just waiting for us to start building up.
With AI, it's going to...
Like crazy.
That's a good point.
Soon.
Very soon.
Singularity.
It's coming forward you.
Like the connection between the quantum spin state and the subatomic classical mechanics, you know, is really interesting.
What if particles are actually just because space and time are actually cyclical?
And when we look at electrons, we're actually looking at suns.
Because the further you go down, you're actually just...
You know what I mean?
Like, it's infinity.
It moves backwards.
An electron can spin down and up somewhere else.
So, like, it could disappear here as it's appearing out.
And in black?
Just like he does on Twitter.
Remember men of black?
The galaxy on Orion's belt?
Remember on Menon, like the galaxy on Orion's belt?
And then they look inside of it and there's planets.
And then the movie zooms out and then there are a marble being plagued with by some aliens.
Yep.
It's closing credits, yeah.
So the further you shrink down smaller and smaller and smaller, it's all actually one
loop. Size is a circle, not
a linear, not a line.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
The toroid. I know. I think, well, that's, I believe
that the universe is a torus. They think it's expanding because of the red
shift, they call it. They think that it's getting further away faster because
the, it looks like the wavelength is expanding.
But what you're doing is you're seeing a wavelength from a different angle, so it looks
like a longer wavelength. So the color changes, but it's really
wrapping around and coming back through again, it's going to big crunch again,
through the center, wrap around again. They'll call it the big bang.
You know, it's really funny is actually the Big Crunch was considered discredited, but now they're bringing it back.
The Big Crunch is the idea that the universe appears to be expanding.
There's a single point, big bang, but then as matter starts collapsing in, it itself forming black holes, they eventually start collapsing into themselves and then all crush back into a singularity again.
Yep.
And then it's like the universe is going like this, like pulsing back and forth.
And then it turns out that the universe itself is actually a single particle.
What?
A single particle.
Oh, okay.
Blinking.
These conversations make me go home.
And sit down, stare in the ceiling, and have an existential, like, absolute, like, question of everything.
Like, stretch your lower brainstem when you're doing it.
You'll have, like, epiphanic visions.
Let's talk about the Humansy.
Let's talk about the Humane Z.
You get to your lower brain.
You're ready for this?
You're ready for this, George?
Receive infinity.
The Humane Z is the hypothetical hybrid between a chimp and a human that apparently Soviets were trying to do it.
They claim it never happened, but I tell you this.
Of course they're doing it.
Of course.
Now, here's the scary part.
You want the scary part about it?
You cannot take a female chimp and impregnate it with male material.
You know why?
Humans are too big, chimps are too small.
That means you have to take the chimp's material and put it in a female human.
The only way to create a humansy without artificial wounds is to inseminate a human female with a chimp hybrid.
Gross.
Yeah, so when it comes to hybridization, the larger species always has to be the female to be able to carry the other species.
So what would happen?
We were talking about this other day with dog breeding.
I actually had a chihuahua pit bull mix that the mom was the chihuahua.
Interesting.
I actually could kill the dog and actually has a big problem.
It could.
I could.
I could.
I'm saying I adopted it.
So there's a, people talk about this.
Like we talked about the other day if you took a dachshin and an Irish great hand.
No, my head now is just imagining the little chihuahua in the pit bull.
How did that ever happen?
He was hung.
What might happen is that the mother.
The mother's body will expel the babies before their gestation because the body cannot handle
anymore.
It will just birth the babies.
And if the mother is too small for the larger male, the babies are just born premature and die.
I heard about the...
I got lucky because I adopted this dog.
No, they can exist.
So again, with the Humansee, a female chimp can't carry a large human baby, especially
with the size of their heads.
So the conspiracy theories are, women are kidnapped.
and inseminated with chimp
semen so that they give birth to chimp human hybrids.
I heard the girl banging the dolphin.
Did you guys know that girl?
Yes, I heard about that.
That's a real story.
And the dolphin got in love with her.
But dolphins are very rapy.
Yeah, the dolphin was raping her and she gave in.
It loved it.
She lived with it underwater for like six months or something.
It was like a building where they had it flooded.
Could you imagine a dolphin human hybrid though?
That would be kind of cool.
I think it would just be like, kill me.
The origins of Tucker's laugh.
I actually like his laugh.
It's in fact, what can I say?
Actually, if you're wondering about a dolphin human hybrid, he's right here.
Hey.
See?
That person.
Keep me out of my misery.
I have lungs.
Matt Gates talked about these breeding
programs where women are.
That's just,
so here's the funny thing.
I know nothing about that.
I can say comfortably.
I've never been briefed on that.
That was wild to me.
He said,
people are being kidnapped from caravans and war zones to create alien hybrids.
Here's the thing.
You don't need to kidnap a man for his material to make a baby.
So if you're kidnapping any humans,
it's for one reason to inseminate with an alien baby.
Did he say he heard it from like a skiff or something?
No.
He said a military guy briefed him.
I mean,
do you want to pull that clip up?
so you can see it.
That's crazy.
Why are you pulling it?
You know what I heard?
It was crazy.
The other day I talked to somebody who says, I don't know.
You work with Matt Gates.
Did he tell you anything on the sideline?
I'm not going to talk about our private conversation.
However.
Here, I'll play it.
Wait, is this the video?
I don't know if this is the right video.
I think that's where he admits that, well, he didn't admit anything.
Right.
Matt Gates claims military wants to briefed him on alien breeding program involving humans
when he was in office.
Do they not have the embed here?
Let me pull it up on X.
Well, if you think of it, Matt has a very large brain.
So maybe.
Yeah.
Are you talking to have a big head?
He could be.
Matt, you heard that.
I don't know, Matt.
Your coworker says you have a big head.
I didn't say it a big head.
He's a big brain.
No, you said big head.
No, I said big brain.
He descended from...
Check the tape.
He's definitely Neanderthal.
He's got that high Germanic forehead like me.
There you go.
Well, my brother really has it.
I think the most important information will be the biologics that are not human that have been discovered.
And like even some of the briefings that aren't classified just need just need to be out in the public.
I mean, I had someone come and brief me who was in a military uniform, worked for the United States Army that was briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding programs where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race that could engage in intergalactic communication.
An actual uniform member of the United States Army briefed me on that.
You see, I didn't take it serious at non-human biologics.
First because of Matt's smile.
Interracial alien mating?
what the F that's going, look, wait a second, you had whistleblowers tell you this kind of thing?
Can you please unpack that?
Yeah, I had a guy who was uniform.
He was a senior enlisted with the United States Army.
He came into my office in Cresfew, Florida in a non-classified setting.
I had members of my staff there.
And what they explained is that the military ran a very secret program where aliens that were living were
forced breeding programs with humans that had been abducted from war zones and from even
the caravans of migrants.
Now, again, I didn't verify this, but what the whistleblower was telling me is that there were
like between six and 12 locations around the country where this happened.
And what he wanted was a group members of Congress to all show up at the same time at all
these different locations so that any of those activities could could not be moved. And of course,
it's a physical impossibility to get members of Congress to simultaneously show up at like eight
locations. And so that never occurred. What do you mean non-human biologics? Well, that was the
testimony of David Grush before the House Oversight Committee, which I joined. And the testimony was
that in crashes of craft that had been recovered by the CIA and through a special program
that the CIA had for crash recovery, that it wasn't just, you know, the hard materials.
It was also biologics, but that they couldn't identify a human source of those biologics.
They could have built them in laboratories with carbon, you know, carbon machines are now,
or it could be a total lie.
but to assume in any way that a guy told you there's off world life and just say, okay, then yes is not the way to go forward.
What's with the smear on the post?
Attacking Matt Gates over misconduct allegations instead of addressing the actual merits.
He can say anything and they'll do that.
But my point is, if you were genuinely concerned that Matt Gates was like corrupt or bad, you'd be like, well, he's discrediting himself.
Why attack the message about the aliens?
No.
Auto attack.
Because that community note was most likely written by somebody of the CIA who's pissed at Matt Gates right now.
Exactly.
Yeah, the Kymerich.
Abigail Spanberger probably typed this one herself.
Up to 12 chimeric labs in the United States, according to Gates.
I bet there's a lot of them across the world.
Like in the Ukrainian.
Look, I don't know.
I don't know that to be true.
But I will say that that's a little much, right?
if we're being honest with one another, I'm more on the vanilla side of the theories of the things I've been exposed to and briefed on.
And because they weren't classified briefing settings, I'm unable to talk until they become declassified.
Or I will face prosecution.
And I've done that, not fun.
No more jail.
No more jail for me.
I do not look good in yellow or orange.
So my point here is I think that what the American people need to focus more about,
and I think it's pressure from people, is to create pressure for there to be more transparency in government and sharing with us.
Like, what the hell are you guys cooking up?
Like, it goes back to the whole concept of Area 51, right?
Like, till this day, nobody can actually prove the existence of Area 51 unless you're, there are things in the government.
True statement, okay, that the classification is above the scope of the president of the United States.
Did you know that?
No.
Did you not know that?
There are things that are classified to a level in this country that a bunch of bureaucrats have determined that not even the president can be aware that only the director of the CIA or director of national intelligence and the in some specific cases, the secretary of war can actually be.
briefed on those things.
Their clearance is higher than the president.
Is that the Q clearance?
I don't know what it's called.
That's the conspiracy. I think they're working on
with the Area 51 was drones that they had developed.
Like Tesla was working on, I think anti-gravity.
He was working on a lot of like wireless transmission of power.
But then so they lie.
They said it's aliens.
You know, they work on their secret drone program.
Today they're working on their secret chimera, you know, animal hybrid program.
I mean, developing life that can resist radiation, that can run faster, that can see
farther.
and I don't know if it's ethical to tell the world about it, to be honest.
I think it's ethical.
I think it's unethical for humanity to be living in the dark, not knowing what lingers out there.
I don't think it's fair.
There's a war going on, right?
I see all the things in the sky that everyone's filming?
The theory is that we're fighting a space battle, and the Iran war is cover for the alien invasion.
Oh, so bad.
Blowing up satellite.
I mean, dude, do you know what's funny?
The quote, hotspot of the country in the United States for, um, you know,
UAPs.
Florida?
No, it's Hudson Valley, New York.
Really?
Did you know that?
It's just Canadians.
People see them and they're like, look at those aliens.
Border, New York.
It's essentially the hottest spot for these interactions and people
claiming lost time.
Like, I was on the road.
I saw a light.
And then when I woke up, it was 11 hours later.
But it felt like a minute.
I'm like, okay.
So, like, all these things happened.
But predominantly New York, there's documentaries on this.
And again, the only reason I know this is I have a dad who's
obsessed when this crap. What is this? A map of what? This is a UFO heat map. Oh, you see? Look,
look, look at how bright New York is. There is a higher population also, so that might have
something to do with the infusion. Interesting. That looks really hot on Long Island.
Well, the reality is the sightings are just where people are. Like, and there are defense.
I mean, we got D.C. and New York are two hottest, our most valuable cities, basically,
right there. So you have air defense drones probably that they're experimenting with and
Oh, nothing happened to Niger?
with.
We got one siding in Libya.
I only suggest keeping the information from people.
I used to be like an intense transparentist.
Like show the world everything, let the chips fall where they may.
But the Manhattan Project, for instance, if we'd showed the world that while we were working
on it, we would have lost the war.
So same with hybrid programs.
If we want to make the best superhuman soldiers, if we want the best secret drone technology
that can go underwater and up into space and like, I don't think we reveal it.
I don't think it would be smart to reveal it.
I don't know.
This website's crazy.
2002.
Oh.
In Battery Park City?
Yeah.
Manhattan?
Yep.
It was just probably...
Well, this is Albany, maybe in New York.
Oh, okay.
Well, that's...
I know.
I picked Battery Park City.
That's why I was like, wait.
I love that area.
I've always wanted to live there.
My whole...
Battery Park.
Oh, really?
Downtown?
Right on the tip.
Yeah, I love this.
Also floods like hell.
What's this?
Just in middle of the Gulf.
U.S. Navy cruiser, Gulf of Mexico, UFO at sea.
Interesting.
interesting.
This website's cool.
I just searched UFO heat map.
Check what happens at the Bermuda Triangle.
Nothing.
Nothing, man.
It's a magnetic firestorm.
I know, because there's nothing else.
Interesting.
Wow.
Is that where we're going to have to defend against the AI?
We're like, come and get us.
We're in our last bastion, the Bermuda triangle.
Your, your magnetics won't work here.
That gives me Milo Jovovic last stands in Resident Evil.
Remember when they're like all on top of the White House in the second to last movie?
They're all standing there on top of the White House.
I was like, all right, we're going to go into, like, destroying this umbrella court.
You remember that?
I never seen it.
Come on, am I the only one who watched Resident Evil here?
Yeah, the game was pretty good.
It was slow, though.
Oh, I'm obsessed with her.
She's so hot.
I'm sorry.
Oh, Joveitch is the jam.
She's the hot.
I wish she was coding the AI.
We brought her up a couple days ago that she's...
Javovitch.
Javovic, isn't it?
Javovovic.
Oh, it's not Jovovic.
Well, Jevovovovic.
Okay.
Jovovic?
Yeah.
Nobody calls her that.
Everyone calls her Mila Jovovovich.
Yeah.
Jovo. Nila Jovovich.
Nilla.
Jovovic.
My God.
She's so hot.
Dude, we're going to happen.
Like, she was like, she's just so hot.
Are you going straight for her?
Oh, no, she was my teenage crush, dude.
Like, like, what happened?
You know, I was married.
Been there done that.
I didn't like it.
I don't know.
Bro, let's talk about this, dude.
Look at this.
You eat one bad oyster.
There's a shellfish for life.
Did you see that?
Eric Adams just became a citizen of Armenian, was it?
No, Albania.
What?
Check us out.
Check us out.
Somebody's getting ready for an escape plan.
Here we go.
We got this from the New York Post.
Accused Kimberly Clark Arsonist compared himself to Luigi Mangione in a call of the SoCal
warehouse inferno.
Yo, these people are leftist terrorists.
Oh, so the guy who burned a toilet paper?
Yeah.
Apparently.
You saw this video?
I did.
He was like, you better pay me more money.
Yep.
Crazy.
Commies, dude.
I deserve your stuff.
That's what he was screaming.
You know what he needed.
He needed a smash.
Stop him from burning down.
It's nearly killing everybody.
He moved to Arizona.
Abdul Karim.
Not Karim, but it was something.
Yes.
Was it Karim?
Abdul Karim.
Is that one name?
Is he Muslim?
His name's Hamel Abdul Karim.
So is he Muslim?
I don't know.
Doesn't matter if he's Muslim.
No one matters because.
No, no, no, because it matters because what's happening.
Who cares if he's Muslim?
He's an arsonist.
If you watch my...
Hold on. Is that Scott toilet paper?
It's Kimberly Clark.
Send him home.
It's triple-ply.
Yes, it's triple ply.
But the point is,
the Islamists and communists have been working together.
Oh yeah.
And that's why I'm interested.
Commun Islam.
Well, yeah, the red green alliance.
Yeah, I wrote a piece on my on my Patreon.
I will say that.
I will say that.
I have a whole special on it today.
That right there is going to rise the cost of toilet paper in California.
I'm going to Costco right after this.
I mean, I can't be without again.
Remember COVID?
I didn't have that issue in New York.
Did you have an issue without toilet paper?
No.
I never ran out of toilet paper.
Or bounty in New York.
We didn't have that issue.
We didn't because I read the news.
Did anybody run out toilet paper for real?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all of all the place.
The thing is, for us, I read the news every day.
So when I heard that there was a shortage, I went to Walmart,
grabbed a bunch and went home, and then like a week or two later,
they were like, yeah, we're running out.
You know what's crazy, funny?
Literally, the Walmart nearest had very, very little toilet paper was nuts.
I remember when Target had, like, limits.
Well, I remember there was no toilet.
No, no, no, no, no.
Our Walmart was empty.
Yeah.
We filmed it.
Yeah.
On my Instagram, there's no toilet paper anywhere.
Interesting.
I mean, in New York, we had no issues with, like, I mean, I'm sure there were shortages, but, like, my neck of the woods, we were pretty decent.
I mean, we did have one problem with people wanting to hoard whatever they can get their hands on.
But, I mean, how much toilet.
I think there's people, there's still people going through toilet paper from 2020 in New York.
I can guarantee you that.
They actually made it, I think it was World War II in Canada.
It was illegal to hoard wheat or rice or something.
They would come and get you if you were trying to, yeah.
You guys see this?
Cocktails.
Are you kidding?
Somebody threw a Maltau at Sam Hall.
Altman's house. Do you know that I just discovered he's gay?
He is. I did not know that.
Really? I don't pay attention to him at all. He just creeps me out so I didn't pay attention to him ever.
He creeps the shit out of me.
He's putting his brain in a computer. I think I read that he said he's going to.
He's going to, he wants to get his brain uploaded. He said that it'll kill him.
What? Well, yeah. I mean, if you, I guess the way that they actually will digitize your brain, it actually destroys your brain.
Huh. Then you live forever. I don't believe that at all. It would be really funny guys.
He puts the brain cap on and they're like, we are uploading.
And he's like, I feel it.
It's happening.
And then they're like 65%, 70% power failure.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Only 70% of his brain got uploaded to the computer.
He's now in the power grid.
He's dead.
What? He's dead.
And so he's dead.
And so he's dead and they turn the computer on.
And then they're like, Sam, we only were able to get 70% of your brain to work.
Are you there?
And he goes, do.
Oh, I was seeing it.
This is a hybrid like of a movie.
Like Lucy, which is Scarlett Johanson, meets Elysium.
We, we, see the lawnmower man?
We thought we were expanding his consciousness by uploading, but we only got 70%.
So now he's a functional retard.
Digital retard, you said.
I strongly think that the human experience is directly connected to your brain,
so I don't think that they can upload your brain and you'll actually be conscious in the computer.
No, but the computer would have a facsimile of you.
Yeah, you would still die.
But have you watched Invincible?
Or Lucy.
Have you seen Invincible?
Or Lucy.
So the character, a robot and Invincible, in the beginning, it's a robot called robot
that does all this sci-fi stuff.
But then later you find out it's actually a, like, deformed mutant, hyper-intelligent dude
in a vat controlling the robot with his mind.
And he's like, I am a pissing.
And so what he does is he takes the genetic material from another guy.
clones himself and copies his mind, creating two versions of himself and then dies.
Hold on. So you're saying it was, I didn't watch a movie.
The mutant guy kills himself. Okay.
After creating a clone of himself with all his memories.
Wow.
So there is a version of him that exists, but he's actually...
I don't love myself enough to do that. I'd rather just like, if I can't be me, I'm not
going to make another me. That's Star Trek Canon, basically. Actually, Star Trek
Canon doesn't make any sense because, so I love season six.
episode where Picard gets transport and comes back as a child, which makes no sense.
But the actual canon of Star Trek is that when you get beamed down, you die.
Oh, wow.
And then it reconstitutes you with other matter.
Hold on.
Which implies existence of a soul attached to a home.
I'm actually curious to see what a guy like him lives in.
Oh, I don't think so.
I feel bad.
This is awful.
They're not going to post pictures.
What if you take a God angle to this and you're trapped on Earth and if you upload your
consciousness, you're trapped on Earth forever as...
No, no, no, no.
The joke is, it's a meme of a guy.
smiling and says me looking up from hell as a robot with my with my copy of my mind walks around
pretending to be me that's funny yeah well i figured out how to how to snap people back to be in
PCs instead of NPCs did you it's quantum wave duality you you observe them and then the wave
collapses into a particle which is the spirit going into them and then they like become no imposes
are real let me tell you figure that i was i was talking to someone about this and we were both talking about
NPCs are a real thing in that
you could be like walking down the street
and there's someone walking. And if you
bump into them, they behave identically
to an NBC in a game. They'll like stumble back and go, hey,
watch it, man. And then go right back to the track
and walking like nothing happened. And
you know, the actual response is, well, yeah, the guy's going somewhere you bumped into
what's going to do. But in video games, you encounter a lot
of people that seemingly can't deviate from a track.
They can't do anything out of the ordinary.
And that's... My father. The NPCs.
The difference of the game is, in reality, if you observe
someone, they'll be like, someone watching me?
Like that man who stare goes in a video game?
I've yet to see that in a game yet, but they'll start introducing that.
That's kind of my dad.
You just described my dad.
He's like a horse, narrow vision.
Like, he picks a path.
Like, nothing deters him from making that.
Like, you cannot distract him.
What's up with that?
You know, every time I drive down the road, I see cows.
And you know those cows are doing?
Nothing.
They're just standing.
And I'm like, I always point out to my wife.
I go, there's another horse, literally just standing.
staring. There's a cow. Literally just one time we were driving and a cow was walking. Oh,
it's walking. Like literally we drive by the cows and they're all just standing there not moving.
Sometimes you see a meeting. Sometimes the horses are eating. But I'm like, my wife goes like,
what do you expect them to be doing? And I'm like, I don't know. Like moving to one another.
Yeah, yelling. I don't know, running around. Parked out front of them. A farm like a couple months ago.
I was driving up. Oh, because they're not at risk of death in India. That's why.
We just walk the roads. Yeah. One cow was like, no, because I was, there was a family of cows and I parked to like do
my GPS and the one mama cow started yelling because it was like warning hey there's a guy here
looking at me and I was just like thanks guys and in india I guess they interact more just because they
don't they're not at risk of being killed we got to get uh we got to get questions
we got to brian major threats says tim that's what cattle do I'm like I know they just stand there
guys in the discord let's get your questions in now start asking away we're going to pull those in
for you guys and for everybody else watching if you want to get into the hour long bonus pre-show on
Fridays when we do these pre-record. You've got to join at timcast.com. And then you can actually have
your questions asked on the show as we bring them up now. And we'll see what you guys have to say.
And I'm still, we're still waiting. I got a question to start it up while they're coming in.
Okay, if the world is doing the most heinous genetic engineering of humans, AI experiment,
would it then be ethical for us to also be doing it? Well, I mean, let's say the Chinese and the Russians
are making super soldiers secretly in laboratories. I don't think someone else
doing something makes it ethical for you to do it. If it's ethical, then it's ethical for you
and for other people to do it. If it's inethical, or it's not ethical, it's not ethical for them to do it.
Now the question, cause. It's unethical to do a lot of things in this country that it's completely
fine to do in other countries. Are you talking from a moral or from a civil? So when I say ethical,
I mean moral stamp. Moral, okay. And that doesn't mean that doesn't mean that that doesn't mean that the
the U.S. isn't going to do unethical stuff.
I got a question.
Is it ethical to create human hybrids of any kind of species?
No, no, no.
Why?
What's the name of that?
Titan, did you ever watch that movie Titan that they create?
Why, you guys don't watch movies.
I've referenced like five movies today.
Damn it.
So there's this movie Titan.
What they're trying to do is get, I think it's Matt Damon, if I'm not mistaken, the actor in a movie.
They're trying to turn humans.
Oh, I've seen this.
Yeah.
It's not Matt Damon.
It's, uh...
Who is it?
It's not Matt Damon.
It's one of those.
Yeah, the movie was weird.
It's strange, but they're trying to get them to Titan.
One of the, what, Jupiter moons?
The Jupiter, yeah.
Dude.
It's Sam Worthington.
There you go.
And so they turn them into aliens.
They cease to become humans in that concept.
But they become retarded as the problem.
Well, that retarded.
They don't communicate anymore.
No, no, no, no.
They become retarded and start killing people for no reason.
Like, aggressive, yeah.
But that's retardation.
Like, if you lose higher cognitive,
and you can't communicate and you're some animal running on and killing people, like,
you're retarded.
Well, he doesn't.
The female version does it.
He does, no, no, he doesn't kill anybody.
She does.
She kills her husband.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then he cheats on his wife and, like, they lose higher cognitive function when they do it.
It's true.
But again, like, why is it unethical?
So let's say there's.
But that's, but that's saying that specific thing is unethical.
Let me put this way.
If there was an alien race that was, that lived twice as long and was super strong and was
compatible of humans, like, let's like, a,
a cryptonian.
If they could hybridize a human
kryptonian, is it wrong to do?
A bunch of Superman? Is that what you're saying?
I'd say a bunch, but like would one
be a problem? A kid is born
and then as he starts getting older, he starts realizing he can
fly and he's really strong. Is that a problem?
No.
Breitburn was freaky. Do you see that movie?
No.
Brightburn is a horror movie based off Superman
where the kid,
the spaceship crashes, the parents find the kid.
The kid, they start raising as one of their
and once he starts getting powers,
he's basically like,
I can do whatever I want.
You can't tell him what he starts killing people.
Has laser eyes.
I don't know if the act of hybridization is ethical.
It's like, why are you doing it?
Because if your whole civilization is going to get wiped out
and you do a secret gene splicing program to survive
and then your species survives.
You need humanzis to fight the other ones.
Yeah, people that are going through trees.
The Ananaki conspiracy theory is that we are effectively human zes.
The Ananaki theory is that,
aliens hybridized a species from themselves and earth creatures to be able to do labor.
But the first hybrids were intelligent and understood the nature of reality.
That is, their connection with God and things like that.
And so they rebelled, saying, this makes no sense.
So the aliens created another dumber species based off of primates.
Democrats.
Us.
We are specialists that can do any job, but we can't understand the nature of reality.
We only have faith.
So that's the – I've got to read some questions.
though. We got monster, Mangler. He says, question for the crew. If this is all a simulation
in animals like cows and pigs are farmable mobs, doesn't that just make vegetarians vegan
silly for ignoring all the free XP wandering around? Yes. Yes. Also, can I get a shout
for my daughter Fiona. Today is her birthday. She's always singing together again and divine
around the house. Happy birthday. Those animals can be player characters, too. They just don't
have much abilities. You can't be a birthday. Oh, happy birthday, dude. They have like an attack ability.
His daughter.
Charge.
Can you give him the kids name again, please?
Yeah, who's the kid?
Fiona.
Fiona, happy birthday.
Thank you for watching and listening.
You can't play cows, dude.
The only character choices are human.
You become a cow in a game everyone's mom.
You only have like attack is number one or charge ahead as number two.
That's a game where you get turned into a cow like polymorphers.
Yeah, you can't.
They just don't have abilities like we have.
We have like regenerate, run, sprint.
I mean, some animals can.
They don't have.
They don't have the ability to communicate.
effectively as if there's a player.
Yeah, they don't have that.
So they're not playable characters.
Before life starts, you've got to choose
your difficulty, you've got to choose
region, and like,
if you pick Uganda, Sudan,
you're like hard-in. I think you can go in and out of controlling
different people and different characters. That was a South Park joke.
When I said, choose your difficulty, it was a slider
between black and white.
Everybody got mad, but it was funny.
It is funny.
I think the spirits bounce in and around
and go in and out of people and choose to control
them during certain times, and then they'll leave.
Possession.
Interesting.
Yeah.
And lots of them
try and control you
at the same time
and stuff like that.
People of weak will
and low mental fortitude.
I mean,
on the subject of possession,
though.
What's up with all this
demonic possession theory
that they're all claiming
Alex Jones?
I mean...
Because they're putting
a religious view
on the alien story.
They're starting to figure out.
They believe that aliens
are demons
and that the Bible
was describing
these interdimensional entities
when it says demons.
Nephilim.
They really are...
The hybrin are...
Spirit.
creatures that are doing that, but they're just figuring it out through their language, which is religion.
Okay. Taylor-Loran's ex-wife says, shout out Olivia Dasevic, crushing it as the new Discord leader.
That's right. For everybody who doesn't know, we brought on Olivia formally to help work with the
Discord community to make sure that everyone's needs are met. Community engagement, especially,
running the show. She's great. She's been fantastic. She's earlier today. Very good. Is she the one that I was
interacting with earlier? I don't know.
Probably, yeah.
Cinaski says, Tim, George said he believes in aliens when asked, while at the same time saying he was briefed, I do question if he has been briefed on anything that has shifted his belief one way or another.
Has any brief you've ever received changed your...
Yes.
That's a great question.
Can you tell?
You don't know what my beliefs are before.
Can you tell if the briefings are lying to you ever?
They can't lie to 500 members of Congress.
Well, I mean, not.
That would be a very...
They lied about NSA's spine.
No, no, I understand.
But weapons.
Unless they're a little different.
So there's different levels of briefings and clearances.
But this is a very broad general briefing that why would you bring in every single member of Congress on the Senate and give them a briefing if you're going to lie to them?
Just don't do anything at all.
To control the narrative?
Don't do anything at all.
No, no, no.
There's no narrative to control.
So what was the thing?
You shifted.
What was the thing?
What was the thing you changed your mind about?
No, I just answered the question.
Nobody asked me about anything else.
but I'm curious to know what was the thing.
That's not you're right.
We got a question from...
Subscribe and do a super chat, and then I'll answer it.
We got a question from John Kristen.
He says, whatever happened to the culture war,
an episode with Phil as hosting, interviewing Raymond Ibrahim,
a scholar and author on Islamic history would be interesting.
Phil, check out his videos Two Swords of Satan
and Islamic Practice of Lying Takia.
So the Culture War channel is still there.
I've been doing the daily 4 p.ms,
which are like what I was doing before
back in the day with the original channel.
We are doing a culture war debate
with the Harmon Brothers.
on the 24th.
That's what we're scheduling.
The issue is that it got to the point
where we felt we were forcing debates
and conversations that
we have to get a show
and so we're like, who are we going to have on the show?
And then instead of saying
what's going on in the world
that we're trying to discuss in greater detail,
we were like, let's just get this guy and this guy.
And then it was kind of just eh.
So we said, we'll do them
when we have the reason to do them,
which is why the animal farm movie debate
is going to happen.
and we are going to be scheduling the live events coming up soon
and have those culture war shows as well.
Let's see what we got going on.
Stork says, Oracle just fired 30% of their Texas staff,
which is over 1,000 people,
and hired 2,690 H1Bs in Texas more than doubling the Texas staff.
AI is actually Indian, F this-ish.
Indeed, remember that company that said it was an AI coding program,
but it turned out it was just 700 Indians?
Yeah.
It's true.
That's what the response is.
They were like, no sense sometimes.
So essentially they were like the computer, human computer versions of NASA back in the first.
It was a company where it was like, sign up and we'll code your app for you.
It was actually just a bunch of Indian guys.
Is that what it was just like 50 people in a room?
It was like 700 Indian guys in a room in India, coding apps for people.
And you're saying the original NASCAR is a bunch of dudes in a room doing a bunch of dudes is like adage.
Predominantly women and a lot of women to color actually at the time as they reference them.
Yep.
Black women.
They weren't given them publicity at the time.
Is that the scandal?
They just, they did a recent, didn't he do a whole movie on this subject on this genre?
Damn it.
What was it?
Hidden figures.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's actually well done.
Have you seen these interviews, though, where like there's a Times Square video where
some guy asks this black woman about reparations?
And the black woman goes like, well, black people invented everything.
White people just stole it.
Like, we invented the light bulb and we invented spaceships and like that they,
These are the stuff that they're putting out.
So there's a theory, not spaceships, that that would be contest.
But there's a theory that it was black women in NASA who calculated the actual correct math.
And again, this is depicted and credited in.
And Snape is black to?
Huh?
And Snape is black too.
No, of course not.
I'm just saying that there is a credible.
Nape is black.
Now in HBO.
But my point I'm saying is there is credit to black women having contributed.
Sure, sure.
I just want to stress
It's looking like the Harry
Potter show might
might bomb
I don't think it's actually
going to happen anymore at this point
What?
Well it's HBO
Yeah
Right
HBO is getting purchased
Oh
Interesting
Do you know I actually
Is that part of the
Ellison thing or no
Yeah
HBO is a
It's a Warner Bros company
Yeah
What are you talking about
It is?
Yes
Wow
This is a monumental
Bro if the Ellisons
If the Ellisons
After the acquisition
Nix.
But reshoot it with a new Snape like Adam Driver.
It will be like parades, dude.
People will be like, who.
And it's crazy because even J.K. Roland, she's not saying anything outwardly about it.
But it's like, why is there a need to appease something?
And Hermione's mixed race.
Mudblood.
Which is, I guess that's what they're calling mixed people now, mudblood.
Well, I was saying that for a long time.
It's an on-the-nose offense, in my opinion.
It's kind of offensive.
Mud-blood.
It's like, oh, you're a mud-blood.
You're biracial.
Well, I've been saying that forever since, because that was the allegory she was making.
Yeah.
But now that they have a mixed race Hermione, Draco calling her a mudblood means a lot different thing.
Did you guys see the AI?
Are you the boy who dripped?
And they're like, oh yeah, the Balenciaga thing.
It is amazing.
That's what you want to watch.
No, no, no, no, no.
He's just in from Atlanta.
I got it.
I got to say.
Oh, Griffin drip in.
No, no, no, no, no.
Check it out.
Ian, you are, you are lost.
Hundreds of thousands of likes on social media.
you are lost. I'm going to show you something.
It's the best AI thing we're going to do before we wrap up
because we got to go, but you got to see this.
Bro.
Like that neighbor.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Previously on.
I never did like that neighbor.
Hey guys.
Is it cool if I send this to TMZ?
I'm a survivor.
This summer, new business
is bored.
Can they not see me?
From director Taylor Chin comes a movie like never before.
There are millions of neighborhoods in America.
You know what every one of them has?
Tell me.
Bullies.
He destroyed my entire garden.
He's such an asshole.
I posted the video and we received over 429,000 people requesting our bully protection services.
What do you think?
When do we start?
Why is your shirt off?
Marketing 101.
Free attention, zero ad spend.
And besides, the women love it.
Hi.
And what about him?
Ah, fuck, it still counts.
Are you Dan the man?
Yes, and who the fuck are you?
All shapes and sizes.
What do you two bitches want?
He's evil, I tell you.
I'm not sure how you plan to get
rid of him. Be careful. He's really dangerous. Hey boys. Can I help you? Has anyone ever told you that you
look exactly like Channing fucking Tatum? Who's that? You don't know who you look exactly like?
It's like we're really looking at Channing fucking Tatum. I'm not Channing Tatum, bitch. This summer,
pieces quiet are negotiable and not Channing Tatum. I'm not Channing Tatum.
that's funny.
AI is getting crazier and crazier and crazier.
This is crazy that this is AI.
Did you see what it just sent you on the there?
What do you say?
I text it.
It's here.
Oh, I'll check it.
Link.
It's freaking revolts.
We're going to wind things down, everybody.
It's about wrapping it up.
So smash the like button.
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George.
You want to shout anything out?
Yes, absolutely.
Tim, thank you for having me.
To everybody watching, thank you for always tolerating me.
And always remember to follow George Santos.
on Twitter, Instagram, and everywhere else you like to get commentary.
And I'm going to shamelessly plug myself.
My podcast, Doing Time with George Santos, uploads every week twice,
and you should go check it out because it is hysterical.
See you next time.
That's not great.
Well, I'm not as fun as George, but if you want to get real news to facts and then hear my opinion,
you can watch David Pollock Primetime on the One American News Network,
and that's really available in a lot of places,
but you can always download the OAN Live app
and watch it anytime on demand.
That's the best way.
That's how I watch it.
But yeah, check it out.
There's no shortage of opinions in the marketplace.
So what I do is I lead facts first
and then tell you what you think.
And then I want to know what you think.
So David Pollock, Prime Time, One American News Network,
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at David Pollock, USA.
Thanks, Tim.
This has been so much fun.
Oh, thanks for coming.
I've been a fan for a long time
and now I'm sitting at this table in this room.
So cool.
I can't believe you brought George.
You ruined the experience for me.
other than that, I've had a fantastic time.
Thank you so much for having me.
This is an honor.
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That's coming out pretty soon.
I've seen that we have a few edits in the pipe.
That's all I got for now.
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Dude, this has been one of my favorite episodes so far.
I have to say, I think we've covered pretty much everything.
So David and George, thank you for coming back out and really pumped for this episode.
You can follow me at Carter Banks everywhere and at Carter Banks official everywhere else.
Follow our record label at Trash House Records on YouTube and goodbye.
Tim.
Pay no attention to the man sitting in the back.
either.
This is Brando.
Thanks for hanging out
everybody.
We got clips throughout the weekend.
We're back, of course, on Monday,
and we'll see y'all then.
