Timcast IRL - Sunday Uncensored: Alex Stein Member Podcast: Tim Pool & Alex Stein Discuss The Biggest Conspiracies Facing Us In Today's World

Episode Date: September 18, 2022

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What does that do? Well, that is for your thyroid and hormones and male health specifically. Okay. And I know we're on the after show, and I could have brought this up, but I don't know why. I'd like to get Tim's opinion on it. There's a guy, and I had a chance to call him out. Now I'm kind of ruining it, and I should have.

But what do you guys think about Brandon Stracka giving information I'd like to get Tim's opinion on, there's a guy, and I had a chance to call him out. Now I'm kind of ruining it, and I should have. But what do you guys think about Brandon Strzoka giving information about Simone Gold that led to her arrest? I never heard about this. You guys never heard about it? Have you heard about that, Tim? Yeah, I think it's bullshit. Well, it's in those leaked things where it said that— No, but I think the goal of it is just to make people hate each other and fight each other, and I think they're trying to make it seem a lot worse than what really happened happened well and i don't i don't trust the feds you know what i mean

yeah they could write something yeah i mean i mean i guess you'd give them the benefit of the doubt but uh what's this oh now we got some uh key issues oh okay alex making it's the wrong honda though anyway but allison took the other one he said you see, that's why Tim is a man of the people. A wealthy man still drives a Honda because he's not going to be an elitist. Bro, Honda's more expensive than the Tesla. Are you kidding? No, I love Hondas. No, I'm a Honda, Toyota, all them.

And they make great cars. No joke. Like, Teslas are cheaper. Like, depending on the Honda you get. But these are like work vehicles. This is a, it's a pilot. You know. Yo, but, but.

We got it, we got it. We needed the seats for the guests and the luggage and stuff. My point being is Simone Gold went to jail, and she was the leader of America's Frontline Doctors, and she was the one talking about the COVID narrative. So for me, we were talking about what conspiracies are there. There's so many conspiracies in the world, but I just cannot believe the glaring thing of the sudden adult death syndrome. It was not a real thing.

That wasn't even a term. There were SIDS, sudden adult death syndrome was not a real thing that didn't even that wasn't even a term there was sid sudden infant death syndrome and now they've skyrocketed in life insurance payouts 40 in the past year and nobody is talking about the one thing that could be causing this and for me i think that's one of the biggest conspiracies that's right in front of her face that nobody is even really mentioning sudden adult death syndrome from 2006 it's just it's just funny how like we're seeing all these stories where it's like, is climate change causing heart attacks? And I'm like, what? Well, obviously myocarditis and heart issues have happened before the vaccine,

but it's just the alarming rate of soccer players, and you see all these people in marathoners that are falling down. I think it's pretty obvious. Yeah, know like the the thing is i'm not so sure that's the vaccine itself but the mass vaccination so we've never done a 4x mass vaccination before and so i'm wondering if the real issue is it's a fact that vaccines have side effects they are they are typically rare relatively depending on what your definition of rare is but like it's it's like what is it the point in the percent the fractions of a percent of people who experience negative side effects that are serious

so when you give out like 50 000 shots you know in in over a weekend it's like you might see five people and no one really cares no give a gives a shit. But you give out not just a hundred million shots. You give it out four times. Then you're going to see people increasingly suffering the side effects of those shots. I want to get your guys' opinion on this conspiracy. I had a guy named

Dr. Ben Tapper. He's been shut down all over the internet. He has this theory and his family has been anti-vax for a while. Whatever your opinion is on vaccine but he he theorizes that the reason why you have such an increase in gender dysphoria is because we're giving children vaccines that are cultured on aborted fetal cells and there's two lines of aborted fetal cell there's a male one or a female so he believes that we're giving these children vaccines that might have the dna of a woman to a boy at a really young age and

because yeah and because they're getting it at such a young age in the developmental stage when their cerebral cortex is developing you know it's it's basically epigenetics is what they call that and i wasn't familiar with it but it almost makes sense because why are so many more people have gender dysphoria um plastic yeah well i mean there could be multiple causes i think that's a good i think that's a good almost theory so there's a stem cell therapy you can get intravenous stem cell therapy you may have heard of it of course and um so when you get they have these like joe rogan talks about like nad nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide these same companies will offer up it's like eight grand stem cell therapy and what happens is they they give you an iv the stem cells go into your body

and they attach themselves to where there's inflammation and then they start becoming the cells around it and healing right the only problem is you don't know the sex of those cells so i was thinking about this i was like if those because they're like it comes from uh you know the the umbilical cord of a baby and i'm like what if it's a girl baby and you're a dude and you put 30 million female cells attached to all of your organs and everything not just that you're chimeric the dna of those things is going to be different unless i'm wrong about stem cells i don't know no and then you're gay no i'm just kidding then all of a sudden you're like you're like this is the crazy thing about the stem cell therapy i'm like if you got it every day would you be immortal like is it

going to replace the damaged and dead cells and then eventually, like, you'll just be some other person or something? How old is Henry Kissinger and Larry Silverstein? Yeah, they're drinking the adrenochrome. But did you see Jared Kushner also said that he might live forever and he thinks he's going to be immortal? Why? Yeah, that's literal transhumanism,

and that's one of the worst things I think. And real quick, I want to let you go, but I think that's what I believe. I believe the Matrix is almost a true story, because I think that they're going to say, oh, climate change is so bad here, plug into the metaverse, live in this fake pod, where there, you only live for 72 years here on Earth, but you live for 1,000 years in the metaverse.

Well, only the lucky people, the elites, will live forever, and of course, that's their plan. And the comments made by, what's his name again? Sorry, it just totally blanked out here. Kushner. Yeah. He's like, I need to get healthy because I want to live forever. And with the technological advancements, that can happen.

He said that. I mean, I know. I mean, that's pretty deep because we talk about, like, you know, occultism and we talk about these secret societies, but the idea of living forever and uploading your consciousness to a computer and the transhumanist agenda, that's what they want more than anything. And when they're being out in the open, that's as anti-God as it gets. It's like they want to play God. And I think for me personally, and you guys might not agree with this,

but the idea that you convince everybody that two rocks smash together and we just evolve from pond scum and that everything is an accident. I think that's kind of evil in that we should die and that there was some sort of creator. Now, you might have a different creator. Each person might not agree who that creator is. I guess my point being is I feel like there is somebody that pressed play on this record player and you're supposed to be

beginning. There's supposed to be an end. The idea of the transhumanists are living forever. That's actually satanic and demonic. So let me check this out from medical press they say when a cell device its dna is duplicated in each resulting daughter cell inherits one copy of the dna over time errors are arising during the duplication process can lead to mutations and cause cancers using sophisticated approaches including video imaging the pastor team show that stem cells retain the original dna strands their findings

also represent the best visual evidence yet for immortal dna so um if would that imply you get 30 million stem cells flood into your body they attach themselves to damaged portions of the body and then start replicating are they be so now they're what immortal and if you do that how many times over seven years every day for seven years to replace all the cells in your body with these immortal stem cells or some shit you just figured it out we're gonna live forever tim i'm not not us yeah not us now the people on jeffrey epstein's island will live forever and of course that's the technology that they're working towards and that's why they're trying to get people in the pods that's why they're trying to

lower the you know people's reproductive rights that's why they're saying uh you know yarao horari the claude schwab's right-hand man is saying we need to pacify the general public with video games and with drugs because they're going to become useless individuals and that's essentially the society that they're creating where does the lobster cells come into all this too lobster cells so lobsters, there's a theory that they don't die. Oh, it's true. It's true.

They're biologically immortal. And so that they were doing some experimentation with the stem cells from lobsters because of the, and I don't fully... Jordan Peterson was onto something, man. Yeah, right. I don't know, but they are immortal. They only die through accidents.

So if you have a lobster, it just lives forever. Well, Debra, the manager at the Red Lobster and Technology Boulevard, actually recently did die, so I think I just debunked that. Is that true? Yeah, she did RIP, Debra. She would always give me a fruit, little extra linguine noodles and stuff. She was really great. Oh, that's really sad.

So is that the conspiracy we're settled on? Are there any other conspiracies? There there's a shit ton of what are you talking about we gotta we can go insane for the ukraine i mean i think my favorite conspiracy is that aoc was an actress and that they chose her out of a lineup and then gave her lines to read made her apologize well they kind of did did you see her documentary bring down the house i mean they did cast her she basically had to give an audition. Really? To who? Just watch the documentary. It's of a political action committee that was looking for somebody in that district,

and there's a bunch of other people that submitted, and they made a documentary, which is kind of like a movie. So, I mean, kind of. She kind of was, yeah. That's why that conspiracy is out there. She auditioned to be? Basically. I mean, she's, you know, like for a reality TV show or something where you send in a little

personality chart. Oh, I graduated from Boston University. I'm a dancer. I'm a bartender. Oh, is that what you said? I don't know. I mean, maybe. I'm a man of the women.

I'm whatever. What is it? A woman of the people. Yeah, a woman of the people. That's what I meant to say. Duh. She's not a very smart person, though. That was probably a plus for them.

You say that? Maybe. And Tim is the wealthiest guy in the room, but hey, AOC's got $29 million, and she's not doing too bad. Does she have $29 million? That's what they say, her net worth right now. Yeah, that's what they say. That's what they said,

because she was just complaining about how her abuela's roof was, you know. No, it says fake news. No evidence she has a net worth of $29 million. Debunked really fast. Well, it depends how many offshore bank accounts she has. You don't know about that number. All she has to do is get some insider trading.

Bro, her most recent disclosure says that she has between $3,000 and $45,000 in assets. She broke. Yeah, she does complain about that a lot. She's broke. Well, did you see Hunter Biden try to get his child support payments reduced? Yeah, because he's broke. It's all crumbling down, dude. The machine is falling.

But Joe Biden won't even acknowledge his own granddaughter. This is the President of the United States that has children. It's not like his great-great-grandkid. It's right there. They do not care about telling the truth whatsoever. They will not even acknowledge

their own family members. It's disgusting. AOC's got to get out of Congress to become rich. So she has an incentive to not win. You know what I mean? What was the theory? Where did they think she was getting the money from? I don't know.

I don't know. Was there any, I don't know where all that. Her net worth was negative in 2018. Well, how did Barack Obama get hundreds of millions of dollars? I mean, he was only. I'm sorry. Her net worth was negative in 2018. Well, how did Barack Obama get hundreds of millions of dollars? I mean, he was only... I'm sorry, this is crazy just to think about people's net worth is negative. That's a weird prospect.

Yeah, in 2018, AOC's estimated net worth was negative $8,499. Well, a lot of people's student debt, they have a negative... I know, it's kind of crazy. It's like you're worth nothing. You're worth less than nothing because you're right you owe you owe the bank that's crazy man that's interesting maybe that's why they call those people like useless eaters or whatever well have you guys not heard that conspiracy is that basically the federal reserve just borrows money on our social security that's why it's all fake and that's why they you know they can say oh the federal reserve is worth x amount of dollars because that's kind of what they

expect you to pay in taxes, and they assign different amounts, different Social Security numbers from different socioeconomic backgrounds, supposedly. Look at this. Celebrity net worth says the website future billionaires read every day. Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure. Yeah, it looks like it. AOC's net worth is $200,000.

Their salary is $174,000. I call bullshit. These websites are always so full of shit. Anthony Weiner, though, he was great. But I want to be a billionaire, so I better start reading this every day so I can read about celebrities. salaries 174 i call bullshit these these websites are always so full of shit anthony wiener though he was great but i want to be a billionaire so i better start reading this every day i suspect that aoc is not a millionaire because she isn't like a nancy pelosi level barack obama level like strategic like person who follows the stock market like you know nancy's stock picks on twitter or whatever type in in Dan Crenshaw's stock picks. He supposedly enriched

himself the second most. Dan Crenshaw, yes. Rickowski net worth. Negative $48. Is that $1.7 million or is that $17 million? Look at Luke. Look at him. $900K. I'm balling. Number one film cinematographer

and sound department. We're going to the strip club after this one. Wow. Look at that slob. Look at that. Holy shit. Swag game. 1,000.

Larry Silverstein. Watch out. Oh, here we go. Let's see who this is. Alex Stein. How much is that worth? What's his net worth? Where is it?

Come on. What is all this? Girlfriend? Yeah, what is this? He met Vladimir Putin? Yeah, well, I think i rapped about where is oh here we go here we go there we go okay seven hundred thousand dollars hey nice

i'll take it i'll take it money in the bank shorty what you drank let's go says uh the maximum earning that alex generates from his youtube channel gives him a net worth today he has a net worth of seven hundred thousand dollars he's not too high for a person you know what i want to do i want to do uh this I want to do Ian Crossland. Oh. Oh, there's Ian Crossland comparison. This is the comp.

That is it. Ian Crossland net worth. Two million, six million dollars. Yo. What? What the fuck? I'm going to ask him

to borrow some money. What's going on? What the? People don't understand. Wait, was he in Scream of the Bikini in those movies? Bro, you don't. Yeah, he was. in Scream of the Bikini in those movies? Bro, you don't.

Yeah, he was. He was in a Super Bowl ad. Yeah. Wow. So maybe he is. He's a crisis actor. Is he actually? I don't know.

Do you actually have $700,000? No. No. I don't know. Hell no. This is way off. So maybe Ian's not really worth $600,000. Disappointing. I can tell you this. People pull up the thing from me and they post it all the time and it's not true it's

all bullshit like i don't know where they make these numbers up it's so fucking weird we spin a wheel yeah it's literally probably some like tech guys in india they know yeah they know someone's gonna click it my favorite conspiracy is that ian crossland is worth six million dollars that's a great conspiracy i feel like he would like that, too. Maybe he is. I mean, who knows? Yeah, who knows? He does have it.

Maybe he co-founded Mines. He does have crypto. It's true. He created a social network. We should do a vlog. Oh, this is a good idea for a vlog. A parody of the social network with Ian. Yeah, that'd be great.

And Bill. We'll get Bill Ottman. Yes, Bill's coming out. Yeah. What other conspiracy theories? Well, I mean, what do you think about the idea of like of like you know you can go like there's different levels i think in the conspiracy iceberg like the first one is like kim trails you know like that's lame but then do you believe that they are spraying stuff in the atmosphere tim i'd like to know you don't

think so hey i'll let you guys know this they are look obviously they are yeah ian's worth more money than me whoa wait what i'm only? I'm only worth $3 million. Wait, what? You've got to step up your game. You've got to get on Ian's level. Yeah, Ian. Ian, he's the real powerhouse behind this. Fucking go. You know, Ian?

Yeah, he's in charge. It's all him. Yeah, that's true. The whole time. He's the real boss. I'm just a fall guy. That's true. You're the actor.

He's the one financing it. No, I was just kind of wondering, because if you kind of pull up the conspiracy, there's a bunch of different conspiracy icebergs. That's kind of like level one. Yeah. And then it goes to where it's like, you can get kicked off YouTube, where it's like, the Jewish Illuminati runs everything.

That's the farthest thing than kind of the introduction. The Jewish Illuminati. Well, you've never heard that? As opposed to like the WASP? No, it's different. There's like two different ones. It's different, yeah. Really?

It's like a Zionistic. No. Yeah, shut up. You never heard about that? I thought there was one Illuminati. Well, the whole idea between 9-11, the reason why people, they don't like talking about 9-11 truth

is because they consider it anti-Semitic because there's all this evidence that Israel supposedly had prior knowledge to the attacks, but there's also evidence that Condoleezza Rice and George Bush had prior knowledge and that they disregarded it, I mean, according to them.

So my point being is, it's hard to say anything about israel because it's you know that's the i'm saying that is persona non-guardia can't talk about it but there's a huge sect of conspiracy people that blame everything on israel ian was doing it on the show he was like israel is the second biggest colonizer on the planet and i was like the fuck are you talking about it's like a psyop within a psyop, and there's a lot of disinformation campaigns to make everyone look really bad. It's like taking a turd in a punch bowl. It's like, okay, you have this great punch bowl.

You have all these people asking these legitimate questions trying to hold government accountable, and then you've got some racist, xenophobic, crazy motherfucker being like, it's all the people that were born this way. And I'm like, really, motherfucker? And the corporate media likes to concentrate on that and makes that the central issue when it should be about accountability it should be about asking hard questions but when it comes to to israel there is a stigma where a lot of people are afraid

to even criticize it you know let's be let's be real with ourselves and i think there's some things with every government you should be able to criticize and some things you should be able to to accept and not accept and be able to have a reasonable discussion. But sadly, when it comes to Israel, you have a lot of spheres of crazy people that fuck up the dialogue and make it impossible to have a normal conversation. Yep.

Yeah, but for me, we brought it up earlier too, you know, Laura Silsby. You know, people are like, oh, was there really a pizza parlor that they were, you know, trafficking children out of? No, obviously, Comet Ping Pong was probably not the place. I mean, maybe a bunch of powerful people ate there been there too we went there together didn't we yeah yeah yeah yeah was it weird well i'm saying john running around screaming crazy guys not just

james elefantis's weird ass uh instagram with like all these kids and stuff but you look at people like tony podesta and john podesta who are brothers who have all this weird jeffrey dahmer style art and it's not just to be edgy. Like, they're hanging out with Marina Abramovich, who is a literal spirit cooker, where she'll get blood and semen and throw it on the wall. So it's just very weird if you bring this up. Oh, you're a conspiracy theorist. You're, you know, you're calling them out.

Yet, you know, Bill Clinton's on the Lolita Express 26 times without Secret Service. They've gone and investigated Barron Trump. They spent more time in Barron Trump's, you know uh underwear drawer than they have on the epstein's flight logs so i mean it's just there is a lot of conspiracies that that are right in front of her face but they'll never get exposed my favorite conspiracy right now is that lindsey graham's a democrat yeah that's not well no probably not i mean you know he's lady g you've heard that conspiracy what is that what is that one that he's homosexual G. You've heard that conspiracy. What is that? What is that one? That he's homosexual. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, what's the basis for it?

Well, because he sleeps with the little call boys in D.C. And he calls himself Lady G is the name. I mean, he's 67 and unmarried. I know. Good for him. He can go get all the little boy he wants, I guess, or whatever. Is there like evidence? Like someone came out and said that or something?

Well, I mean, you know, you're like the meme. You can tell me everything about the moon, but you can't tell me about the moon. Oh, can't tell me oh i'm an expert no no but tim is like that meme it's like oh oh it's conspiracy show me a mainstream article agreeing with it you know it's like i'm telling you tell me the basic story like who is this lady g what's going on supposedly in dc lindsey graham has an alias called lady g that goes to uh the same people that you use for escorts for women escorts they have boy escorts too and so there's certain services like that you know whatever their clientele or politicians people are saying that the Democrats have proof so that's why he just does whatever they say probably so but if he

was smart he would just come out as gay it probably give him a lot of clout I mean and that's other things like they say in the right wing that oh they're all full of bigots and races I would say that the right wing loves you know uh you know shining the light on people of color or women you know they they always want to put them in positions of power which i think's good so it's just funny how a lot of that is just projection yeah yeah which proves the moon landing you know oh dude i'm a moon landing nut dude and don't even get me started on you know the real the real one and i don't even want to get involved in it, is the idea of, you said it earlier, the idea of the heliocentric model or the idea of the Big Bang that everything smashed together and we just started from nothing. For me, that sounds fake, and people will start arguing like, oh, is God real?

And listen, I believe God is real. Do I believe your God is the right God? No, I don't want to sit there and have some, you know, theist argument. But my point being is, I think that is one of the biggest scams they've done on children, is they've convinced you that you've all were just some cosmic accident and nothing matters. Your life is not important. When in reality, that it's just the chances. At some point, I think we had 8,000 grandparents just to get here, just to do the hibbity-dibbity at this exact time time just the sheer fact that your dad could have been eating at mcdonald's instead of doing your mom that one day you know and you're not here my point being is it's an actual we all hit

the life lottery just being here but the first thing they do is convince a kid that oh well your life doesn't matter you're just a cosmic accident so nothing matters or that you're or that you were just an animal in georg, the country, not the state, they just found the tooth that totally contradicts all of the scientific rhetoric when it comes to human evolution. I believe the tooth is 12,000 years old. You could pull up the story, but it absolutely changes everything in the scientific landscape, showing you how almost everything we were taught in schools was a fucking lie.

And there's a lot of lies, and there's a lot of things that are not true. 1.8 million year old tooth. Okay, so I was wrong. The oldest signs of hominins outside of Africa. Yeah, a little bit older. But look up Georgia and then... This is it. Okay, that's the USA Today.

Okay, yeah. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Hominins. Homininins. So, again, what we're told about our evolution, what we're told about our history,

all that shit is a fucking lie. Every little last aspect of it. History is written by the victors. I like that one too. There's also a lot of other conspiracies about there being prior civilizations. That's my favorite one. Tartaria.

Let me tell you. Andreas Exerdis is one of the guys I watched on that. Do you know that Venus used to be like Earth but a runaway greenhouse effect resulted in a sulfuric atmospheric environment which destroyed everything? And so the theory

is when the runaway greenhouse effect was about to destroy the planet the military of one of the most powerful Venetian countries created a secret military project to bring on as many people as possible and they took the dna of as many different species of course you'd need two sets of dna from you know the male and the female and they called it the arc project and then everybody boarded this big spaceship and they said we're going to go terraform earth our next closest neighbor because the the it's in it's in a similar zone and we can probably live there and then so then this big ship

comes down and then they started seeding life right around the the cambrian era also there's this big explosion of life then they bring people down but these people they weren't military people they were like engineers they're like insurance salesmen and so you have the military running the ark project and then you have the people being sent down to earth and the people with the good technology they like live a lot longer but then like the indentured servants go down live on earth then time goes by and the people who live on earth are like there's no technology so they're like living in mud huts and shit and then they have kids and so they're like yo we better write a book explaining like the basic rules so that people understand how to live and all that and then they make a bible

or they make a book yeah and then it gets mistranslated and translated and translated. And then all of a sudden, the second in command, right, for the Ark Project, he goes to the military commander, and he's like, we've established civilization here. It's time to restore democracy. And the guy running the Ark Project, he's like a military general, and he's like, no,

we will be wiped out. We will not survive unless we have strong leadership. And this is a military operation. And then second in command, he's like no we will be wiped out we will not survive unless we have strong leadership and there's a military operation and then second in command he's like no it's time to go back to a sound government and let people vote and then a war breaks out you know in this in the heavens as it were like the sky and then people are watching these ships and they're blowing stuff and then second in command guy they're like you've been defeated and then they send him down to uh to uh central america and then you know eventually the dude who runs the project, you know, he's like, I need to, you know, it's been like a long time now because they live for a long time because it's been like 100 years. And they have really good technology on board.

So they live for, you know, but the people on Earth have gone through several generations. So now he's like, how do we, now that we've built the civilization, how do we reestablish contact? And he's like, I got to have a kid grow up down there that can liaise between the two and then he does and then you know so he this kid grows up and then eventually one of the emissaries from the ark project comes down and he tells him like you know your dad's actually the dude up there in the spaceship and he's like what the fuck get out of here and then he's like you know and then one of the dudes comes down and tells him you know if they find out what you are they'll kill you because you you got more power than them and then you know you know the rest of the dudes comes down and tells him, if they find out what you are, they'll kill you because you've got more power than them.

And then you know the rest of the story. I'm going to tell you guys. Kind of, yeah. Is this a movie? Yeah, yeah, I know. So I'll tell you. So Amazon, the son of the Ark Project leader, he's the half son, right? And he was artificially inseminated by the go down.

They find this woman and they inject her with the embryos. And then she gives birth. And like, how did it happen? You didn't have sex. And she's like, I don't know. And it was just like artificial inseminated by they go down they find this woman and they like you know they they eject her with the embryos and then she gives birth and like how did it happen you need to have sex and she's like i don't know and it was just like artificial insemination right so she has this kid and then he grows up then he finds out that his dad's in the spaceship and is actually the guy from the ark project and then they're like you're gonna go around there and tell everybody like here's how it's gonna be and here's what we're gonna do because we're trying to re-establish contact and then this dude is just like okay yeah i'll do that and then he gets his followers and they go around telling everybody how to do it.

But then eventually they find out, like, this guy's going around saying that he's like the son of this dude. Like, no, we can't have none of that because he's overriding our rule. So we got to kill him. And then, you know, basically the guy from the Ark Project is like, you better go down there and do my bidding. And these people are going to work for me and we're going to reestablish order. And then he's you know i think you're wrong we can't do that these people have freedom right these people have democracy they have their own form of government and then he's like then you're off on your own and they're gonna kill you he's like then fine so be it and he was like you would actually sacrifice yourself for those primitive people and he's like yes i would and then he dies because he refused to re-establish the slave

military rule and then you know he gets stabbed and then they take his body down and then he dies because he refused to reestablish the slave military rule and then, you know, he gets stabbed and then they take his body down and then the Ark Project, you know, beams him back up and then they use the technology

to heal him and then they're like, okay, fine, we're going to leave him alone and we're going to, you know, there you go.

Kind of like a Jesus story. What about Nephilim? It's quite literal. I know, exactly, but I'm saying, what do you know about Nephilim, Tim,

and giants? The angels that were banging the humans. That's what I'm saying, that's exactly kind of they came down and kind of the half-seas. Well, then there's like Anunnaki. You know about that?

Of course. I am Anunnaki. Planet X. Planet X, man. It's coming back. Do you know about Planet X? I don't. Well, you know, a lot of stuff doesn't make sense.

So, you know, the World Fair, some of those buildings they built, and then they just tore them down. And for me, I just did a tour of the Capitol, like an actual tour, and they make you watch like a 10-minute video before it gives you the history. And I thought it was so weird so weird like they made it they hammered this home like the the capital was finished in 1811 built by slaves you know like slaves didn't want to do this you know like you know which is all true and then said oh well it was burnt down by the british in 1813 like that doesn't even make sense either a little bit like they're able to build this stuff with no technology they don't even have an electric hammer or electric drill.

You know, none of the technology that we have, and they're able to build these ornate buildings with, you know, architecture that we can't even recreate. Freemasons. Exactly, with secret geometry or secret architecture or whatever they call it. Do you see that? There's a crazy picture where it's a microchip, and it's got, like, the weird patterns. And it looks like a city? No, it looks like the floor of a church from the 1300s or some shit.

Oh, wow. The same design was there. So I'm saying time is cyclical, man. Well, allegedly, the Freemasons used some kind of energy circle, and then they're able to levitate stuff. There's a lot of different crazy theories out there. Well, here's what I'm going to get into. It's actually really simple, and this is the truth.

Everybody has magic powers, but fluoride calcifies the pineal gland. Probably. And so what happens is, the Illuminati did this because they were like, we need to be in charge of all of this, and if too many people have access to magic, it'll be chaos.

So back in the day when there were very few humans, everybody, you know, had magic to some degree and then eventually once the planet started getting more developed and war was breaking out they were like

we better control this so they put fluoride in everybody's water calcifying the pineal gland and taking away people's magic and now the world elites they have magic

you guys want to know what the biggest conspiracy theory is the biggest one the Fed that the government cares about you yeah

that's true well that's cognitive dissonance where people know the government lies and they're like oh one that the government cares about you yeah that's true well that's cognitive dissonance where people know the government lies so they're like oh i think the government is my base injuries so yeah that but these those are all actual conspiracy theories people believe because of the uh the double slit experiment there's actually crazier experiments where they say that like our observation has an impact but like even into the future in the past it's crazy shit so there was another one that someone mentioned that was even crazier than the double slit experiment do you guys know about double slit experiment well what it's in what the bleep do you know so it's it's simple electrons are particles right oh yeah if you try to make it go through one slit yeah it

goes through both but then if they try and watch which slit it goes through it actually goes through one it becomes a particle again and so the new age bullshit is that by observing it, you're causing a wave function collapse. I think it's just that our instruments are probably interfering with it. But there's a lot of people who believe that electrons are in a superposition of all available positions until you look at it, then it collapses into a single point. It's dumb. So it's like Schrodinger's cat. People think that anything can and will be happening and that your mind can affect it.

If you will it to be so, you manifest it. So because of that, people believe that the elites poisoned our water to take away our ability to influence our environments, and that way they control everything. And that's why you guys should join the Church of Scientology with me because we have some teachings, yes, and we have some teachings, and we can get rid of all of that, and we can get your magic powers back if you're willing to go clear.

No, you just, what is it? There's an herb that people take that cleanses the- Marijuana? No, it's not marijuana. It might be ashwagandha. I don't know. I was reading about it. There's an herbal thing that people are taking that's been removing calcium deposits from

Is it like celaget or something like that? I think I know what you're talking about. What's it called? I think I know what you're talking about. I's it called? I think I know what you're talking about. I can't remember it to be honest with you. And then once your pineal gland is decalcified,

you can see entities and spirits and cast magic spells and all that stuff. Pauper gals, yeah. Yeah, that's right. That's what people believe, by the way.

I kind of think it's bullshit because there's like native tribes that live in the jungle that have no fluoride or anything like that and they don't cast magic spells. Yeah, I know.

That we know of. That we know of. North sentinel island do you think humans are getting smarter i think we're getting dumber we're getting devolving you know no they're not humans are the same really because this is why if you look at like a building even a governmental building from you know the 1800s 1900s it was so ornate beautiful gargoyles now everything's like this post-modernism crap square but that's just culture i know but culture is collapsing doesn't our art kind of correlate with how smart we are if we can't even build a creative building or make something look cool it's that we've we've basically figured it out right so you look at movies in the 80s and 90s and it's like they're getting good but they're not that good like groundhog day was amazing but nobody would make

a movie like that today because it was a weird fucking movie you didn't have enough transgender characters oh it wasn't well enough so now we get like 12 transformers movies where there's almost no dialogue because it plays well for international audiences we we like computers can write songs that are guaranteed hits they can literally just program an ai to write a pop song sonic the hedge hog 2 was the most popular movie before whatever Top Gun came out. Sonic the Hedgehog 2. It's all remakes. The Disney announcement was all remakes.

Our culture is fucking dead. And that's why I'm like, we got to make stuff. We have to start bringing culture back. Otherwise, we're fucked. Well, I think that's what helps people's mental health too, is if you're creating something. Even if it's something that not everybody likes. You're not necessarily creating a podcast so everybody will listen to it but you kind of create it it's therapeutic it makes you feel good and we do need to create

and that is why you know that's kind of also like i think a cia conspiracy is that we've gotten rid of art exceptionalism you look at like jackson pollock how he was oh he's the best painting and his paintings were kind of crap and that's and that's yeah exactly and so that's kind of what's going now with the architecture and the buildings. It's just this like cookie cutter bull crap, you know, without any creativity. And that's why we're getting dumber is we need to think outside, like Taco

Bell used to say, think outside the bun. That's right. That's right. All right. Well, then there's no better time to wrap things up with that right there. Ryan, thanks for hanging out. Alex, of course. It's been awesome. Luke, everybody who's a member, thanks for making out. Alex, of course. It's been awesome. Everybody who's a member, thanks for making this all possible. I hope you enjoyed it, and we'll see you all next time.