Timcast IRL - Sunday Uncensored: Chad Prather Members Only Podcast

Episode Date: November 13, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to our special weekend show, Sunday Uncensored. Every week we produce four uncensored episodes of the TimCast IRL podcast exclusively at TimCast.com and we're going to bring you the most important for our weekend show. If you want to check out more segments just like this, become a member at TimCast.com. Now enjoy the show. So I get sent this clip. Now, enjoy the show. is Milo Yiannopoulos, a character based on Milo, claiming Ron DeSantis sexually assaulted him. I kid you not. Is my vetting?
Starting point is 00:00:49 Yes. I have 267 days sodomy free. Can we get to the assault? Yes. I offered my political services to Governor DeSantis. He saw me in my bicycle shorts, worn purely for medical reasons. And he invited me onto his staff. Little did I know what he meant by staff. God, yes, Diane. That's who I prayed to for guidance on this decision, as well as my close friend and mentor, Roger Stone, who informed me that a demonic portal has opened up over the Florida state capital.
Starting point is 00:01:28 I didn't believe him. And I took the job. And this is where it gets more, shall we say, ribbled. Ron invited me to CPAC so I could work on his speech. And then, and there, he drugged me and forced me into oral sex. Do you have any witnesses? No, I have better. Oh, I love the music. I have a stain.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't act like you're pursuing the truth. This is just a way to take out Ron DeSantis because he's testing the highest against Biden. It's the only reason why we would ever listen to a termite like Felix Staples. Felix Staples is a Republican. What if he's telling the truth?
Starting point is 00:02:24 What about Tucker Carlson? Oh, my God. Diane, has Staples. Felix Staples is a Republican. What if he's telling the truth? What about Tucker Carlson? Oh, my God. Diane, has Staples ever told the truth in his life? No, I agree with Julius. We should be cutting him loose. Absolutely, isn't it? Why so quick to prejudge Felix Staples when we have evidence? That could be anything.
Starting point is 00:02:36 That could be ice cream. Jay? The only way to be certain is to get some of DeSantis' DNA. Oh, DNA. Yes, that's perfect. Let's follow DeSantis around on the campaign trail to get his DNA. I'll bring the condoms.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Anyone else condoms? Anything else, Jay? Felix did intern with Governor DeSantis' speech writing a political team, and he was fired last week. Why? His team wouldn't say. All I know is he was fired after the weekend at CPAC.
Starting point is 00:03:01 So this is what conservatives don't understand. This will actually have Democrats believing that Rhonda Sandis raped a person. Well, I was going to say, I feel like the demographic that watches this show is probably white suburban women that take their advice from Taylor Swift and Beyonce and they'll totally eat that up and think it's real.
Starting point is 00:03:21 They'll think it's real. And it's like when Tina tina fey pretended to be sarah palin you remember that yeah it was funny bit and she went on snl and went i can see russia from my house and then you actually had people interviewed say sarah palin's so dumb because she said she could see russia from her house actually no that was tina fey sarah palin said that uh more correctly and intelligently that r Russia actually has to deal with trade relations with Alaska because of the Bering Strait. And so if you actually listen to her interview, it's funny. She's like, the reason I would be able to negotiate with Russia is because I already do.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Russia and Alaska are frequently negotiating the terms of movement through the Bering Strait because actually from the westernmost point of Alaska, you can see Russia. So blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Tina Fey then mocked her by saying, I can see Russia from my house. And that's what they believed. This is why I always say culture is so much more important. Andrew Breitbart knew it. Politics is downstream from culture. So long as conservatives keep thinking that technology and policy are their paths to victory,
Starting point is 00:04:24 they will keep on losing. Right now, the biggest cultural benefit the Democrats have, TikTok. Absolutely. Trump should have banned it. And that's where conservatives and right-wingers are banned. Any form of anti-establishment TikTok-ing is not allowed. Or banned. And a lot of the degeneracy, a lot of the nonsense, Beto doing a little hip thrust,
Starting point is 00:04:45 that's A-okay. That's totally fine here. But what better way to criticize someone when you don't have a lot to criticize them on than, of course, create a fictional TV series and make shit up? I mean, that's essentially what they're doing here because what else can you criticize DeSantis on? Yeah, and first of all,
Starting point is 00:05:01 I don't understand how they can get away with that. I mean, that's some extreme... It's fiction, away with that. I mean, that's some extreme. It's parody. I mean, it's insanity that they can do that, but they did it. And nobody's going to hold them accountable either way. And you're right. The TikTok thing, you know, every, therefore the longest time, every day on my show, we would, later in the show, they would surprise me with a TikTok and just get my immediate reaction from it. Nowhere else can you find people talking about how they are grooming kids in schools,
Starting point is 00:05:38 teachers going on there talking about how they're forcing kids to watch things, do things, they're hiding things from parents, all of this stuff. You go on there, there just an insane volume of of content of people doing this stuff and saying these things they're going to use it continually as a political ploy you're right trump should have banned it it's an evil platform uh it is chinese manipulation yeah but beyond and the fact that they limit the chinese government limits their citizens on how much they can even be on the internet much less watch an app like tiktok they put them on a limitation uh should tell you everything and our kids we got a generation of people who can't get away from it yeah we were arbitrarily banned from tiktok no reason given the shit can't be on it i i have not moved my my i have a tiktok i a girl that used
Starting point is 00:06:21 to work for me had her 12 year old daughter grew it to like a quarter million people. And throwing stuff on there, for the last year, it hadn't moved in numbers. But I haven't cared if it has or not. I mean, I should delete the thing. I just haven't. Well, you should be on the platform where you can influence young people. Yeah, you're on it. We'll put some content on there.
Starting point is 00:06:38 It's not going to go anywhere. I mean, there's no virality to the content that I put on there. But I'm not dancing like the nurses during a pandemic. But it's interesting when you watch that clip and he talks about i've got something better i've got a stain that's bill clinton yeah for crying out loud that's the blue dress they they took the only thing real in that entire clip was the fact that bill clinton had come on monica lewinsky's dress but they know that their low information voters will see that and go, whoa. And then someone else, what'll happen is
Starting point is 00:07:10 fiction becomes reality when someone says like, you see the thing about DeSantis raping that guy? And then someone will hear it and not realize they're talking about a TV show and that's the game they play. And you remember there was a funny meme that came out. Well, it was satire, I think. I can't remember who did it,
Starting point is 00:07:24 but you saw Nancy Pelosi in Italy with the big knockers hanging out, you know, the aftermarket bolt-on on the 82-year-old woman. And somebody said, well, Paul Pelosi's not gay. Look at the Cadillac he's got in the garage talking about Nancy, right? On the flip side, Rhonda Santos has a hot wife. I mean, she's a smoke show who, God bless her, has been through cancer and all these things. I mean, she's great. They obviously, from at least outward appearances, look like they has a hot wife. I mean, she's a smoke show. Who, God bless her, has been through cancer and all these things. I mean, she's great.
Starting point is 00:07:46 They obviously, from at least outward appearances, look like they got a great marriage. Look like things are going on. But this whole thing, I mean, granted, he was in the Navy. So maybe there's some gay stuff there. But I don't know. I'm just saying. No. You don't know?
Starting point is 00:07:58 Look at you spreading rumors. I don't know. Listen, you know how it is in the Navy. You're wearing a cowboy hat and go to gay bars for free drinks. I'm a revival of the village people. I don't have to pay for my own drinks. Listen, you know how it is in the Navy. You're wearing a cowboy hat and go to gay bars for free drinks. I'm a revival of the village people. I don't have to pay for my own drinks. Listen, you know how it is in the Navy. 60 sailors go down on a submarine, 30 couples come up.
Starting point is 00:08:13 That's the way it goes. I got enough Navy SEAL guys that could kill me. They probably will tonight. I can make that joke. But here's the thing. Rhonda Sanders, come on. I'm blown away that they can go that outward and use a real name in a satire program. But like you say, Rhonda Santus does not have a household name.
Starting point is 00:08:34 He's nowhere compared to Trump. So when people watching that show hear that, that's the first thing they're going to associate with. They're going to just believe it and take it as gospel. This is why we made a video video mocking taylor lorenz yeah making her saying that she's a liar trying to manipulate you uh this is why i thought it was so important that we have to produce this cultural content and do things like this this is exactly what they do uh i'm just seeing this for the first time yeah they're saying ronda santa's raped a guy on tv but it's a fictional show. You're allowed to do it. But the interesting thing to me is that is almost an assumption
Starting point is 00:09:07 and a projection and prognostication on the part of Hollywood of saying Ron DeSantis is going to be the candidate. Right. They're trying to make sure they do damage to his name before he's ever the guy. Like DeSantis is not even, they put this out right after the election. They knew exactly what was up. Yeah. It's amazing. Which again goes back to, you start to lend a little credence to the Donald Trump ploy of trying to come after DeSantis at this stage in the game. And, again, I know there's people who get on there and they comment. They're like, oh, you're anti-Trump. Nobody's anti-Trump.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Nobody's anti-DeSantis. I am just pro-freedom and the government staying the fuck out of my life is what I am. So what I want is a candidate who's going to help me do that if that's donald trump i'm going to support him if it's ronda santos whoever it may be i'm going to support that person but but at the end of the day i don't know what's in their minds that's why conservatives are real good at coming up with conspiracy theories because they don't tell a shit right they'll tell a news story like paul pelosi and the hammer and the whole thing we don't know the rest of the story nbc retracts something says it's not up to their journalistic standards so what do we do we fill in the blanks that's what we do everybody does that not just conservatives
Starting point is 00:10:12 but everybody does that but we are the ones who are left in the dark being fed shit the most because the media is not going to tell us the truth so when it comes to trump tweeting or not tweeting but putting out his truths on on truth social and we don't know everything behind the scenes all we can do is speculate and ask the questions and that's all we're doing is asking the damn question and i think it's worth asking we're the ones who are affected by this and you know the funny thing is i just searched on twitter for the good fight desantis the show is called the good fight this is some fucking 4d chess you know why you know what happens when you search the good fight desantis you see this video of desantis being accused of rape and you see his victory speech ah wow what's his victory speech what was it called audience
Starting point is 00:10:58 no it's just it's it's it's not so much as victory speech it's people saying here's one audience tries to shut down desantis during his closing uh he said quote we will continue to fight the good fight oh wow y'all i'm ready for 2.5 unemployment governor you have your closing statement now 60 seconds well thank you we have accomplished an awful lot over these four years we have the largest budget surplus in history we have a 2.5 unemployment second, second lowest on record, and we just delivered the biggest tax relief in the history of the state. We've expanded school choice, we've protected parents' rights, and we've done the largest increase in teacher pay in Florida history. And even though it had years of neglect, we made historic restoration for our Everglades and
Starting point is 00:11:40 improvements to our water quality because water is the foundation of not just our economy but our way of life. And then when a once in a century pandemic hit, I led based on facts, not based on fear. I lifted you up while some like Charlie Criss wanted to lock you down. I took a lot of flack in the process, but through it all, I was always more concerned about protecting your job than I was about saving my own. I took the arrows so you wouldn't have to. We will continue to fight the good fight. We will continue to run the race. We will continue to keep the faith. We've accomplished an awful lot.
Starting point is 00:12:17 When you search, there's... Look at this. To the road ahead, I have fought the good fight. Look at this fucking shit. DeSantis has said numerous times, I have fought the good fight. Look at this fucking shit. DeSantis has said numerous times that he's fought the good fight, and now when you search the good fight, what do you get instead? Ron DeSantis raped a guy. He's quoting the Apostle Paul from the New Testament for crying out loud.
Starting point is 00:12:38 And I don't know what degree of chess it would be for them to go to a show called The Good Fight and ask them to do this, but I would be surprised the show has been around since 2017 and they may have been like what can we do to get an episode in there that that goes after them and put it out right after the election yeah i just wish conservatives fought this dirty i mean we've taken the moral high road forever and it doesn't win policy doesn't win this does doesn't win. This does. Governor Ron DeSantis. Okay, so you... I agreed to intern for Governor Ron DeSantis. ...the late, great Andrew Breitbart,
Starting point is 00:13:11 talking about politics runs downstream from culture. Yep. Again, we're not willing... Just real quick. There's tons of videos, several occasions of Ron DeSantis saying, we will fight the good fight. The guy is literally quoting the Apostle Paul, right?
Starting point is 00:13:27 So at what point in time do we take culture back, right? Like at what point in time do we, you've done it with music, we've done it with music. We're starting. We're starting. I mean, we're doing that. I know friends that are going out starting record labels that have some real money to put behind it, basically saying, look, you want to give your message. Aaron Lewis, when he came out,
Starting point is 00:13:45 you know, he's with stained all those years. Right. And then, and then when he, when he had, he had two songs to choose from to release only. Am I the only one?
Starting point is 00:13:53 And then when there was another one that was a little more mild, didn't have anything to do necessarily with politics or American culture, but he made the comment to, to some friends. He said, if I release this song, am I the only one? That's the nail in the coffin for my career.
Starting point is 00:14:06 Like, the die is cast. I'm that guy forever, right? And a mutual friend of ours who co-wrote the song and produced the song told him, he said, listen, here's the deal. Is it what you believe? If that's what you believe, that's what you need to put out. That's the song you need to put out.
Starting point is 00:14:21 That song, Am I the Only One, sold more than Stained ever did put together wow 81 million songs sold but that one deal so i mean absolutely blew it up why because it was a protest song that the world related to or at least conservative america related to people haven't had an entertainment person to look up to that they can actually relate to because those people in hollywood are so far okay so go back to what we were saying earlier i guess on the on the on the timcast when we were talking about why people don't jump ship and go to these alternate social media platforms you don't go because the people you want to follow you and potentially you know share your information they're not there your celebrities aren't there you don't know if donald
Starting point is 00:15:02 trump jr is going to like your post or whatever. On Twitter, you have a chance of that happening. Instagram, you have a chance of him putting your story on the deal. And people, they're enticed by that. These others, these new ones, they don't have that. So it's not as sexy, right? So it's the same with the culture. You go out there and you're like, well, we're kind of starting from scratch. We don't have billions of dollars to sink behind this thing. It's going to suck a little bit. Steve Dace has a movie coming out from his book, Nefarious Plot, that is a phenomenal movie, but they made the movie for $3.5 million. It's not a $30 million budget.
Starting point is 00:15:40 And he goes, there's times when you can tell it's a $3 million picture, but it's a good picture. We put a good movie out there. You've got to start somewhere. The problem is the patience with people is not there to sit there and go, okay, we need to build from the ground floor up. It needs to be grassroots, organic, from the bottom up, and let's spread this thing out. They want it great immediately. Parallel economy.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Parallel economy, but you've got to start somewhere. That's right. So we put out a couple songs. I pulled up Aaron Lewis's, and right when I jumped to this point, am I the only one not brainwashed? That's the lyric that popped up. I've been saying this for a while. I went to a meeting with a bunch of tech bros, friends of Elon,
Starting point is 00:16:17 and I was flabbergasted hearing them all just be like, once we get technology, then we can start winning this battle. I was just like, they really have no idea look the tech bros are really really wealthy because they built machines but they are socially inept and i and i you know i was sitting i was with malice and i was like y'all need to just give michael malice five million dollars you don't need to spend 44 billion dollars on twitter you give malice five million bucks and say have fun and then malice is like, well, you know. And I'm like, but the point is, you need someone who understands the human mind and culture.
Starting point is 00:16:51 What you really need to do, and it's really simple, if Elon really wanted to save the world, what he would do is take $44 billion and he would create a studio network for youth content. And he would hire young, attractive teenagers to talk about their issues
Starting point is 00:17:07 but not be woke yeah so this is what nickelodeon does this is what disney channel does they push all of these things by getting young people who are popular and you know and attractive to their peers and then having them advocate for woke bullshit it's it's a you know prager you has young people um you know who will speak and that's good because that's, you know, PragerU has young people, you know, who will speak. And that's good because that's what you need. You need kids, teenagers,
Starting point is 00:17:32 and, you know, obviously not like, you know, 12-year-olds. It's probably too young. You can, families can share their ideals with them. But you need like 15,
Starting point is 00:17:39 16-year-olds. You need role models. Who, but peer group. Like, when I'm 16, I didn't give a shit about 30 year olds they were ancient didn't fucking matter to me what mattered to me was my my classmates my friends so what you need to do is find a a 16 year old conservative musician plays indie rock music uh or uh maybe hip-hop maybe you know know, dance, club, pop.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Dump money into them. Taylor Swift, make them big, and then have them be passive, but overt in their politics. I should say light, a light touch in their politics, but overt. So like posting an image of saying like, we choose life with like, you know,
Starting point is 00:18:22 like a wave or something. Not posting a thing like, fuck this policy and this politician, just very light with it. Then young kids are gonna be like, I want to be like wave or something. Not posting a thing like, fuck this policy and this politician. Just very light with it. Then young kids are going to be like, I want to be like that person. Yeah, that seems so. I want to be like them. I want to be cool like them.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Everyone likes them. Well, and if they are going to be big, you have to surround them by like-minded people because it's so quickly they get swept up in the other crowd. Like Taylor Swift, when she was on MySpace, she tweeted, or tweeted MySpace. What do you even call it back then?
Starting point is 00:18:44 Post Bulletin. She posted conservatives have it right. Yeah. A long time ago. Yeah. And now Money talks bullshit walks. There's no conservative music industry that's going to prop her up and give her the money she wants. So she'll say whatever the fuck she has to for cash. Yeah and Nashville itself
Starting point is 00:18:59 has become a liberal bastion right? I mean the executive producer. You got a guy like Tim McGraw, who, I mean, I mean, that guy is so far off. And you sing songs about being on neither side. Now that guy's so far off on the left. I mean, because again,
Starting point is 00:19:14 they whisper in their ear. They whisper in their ear. It's like selling your soul at the crossroads to Satan, man. And they go off and they do this stuff. They get the success. And then it's like money becomes the all-becoming God.
Starting point is 00:19:23 And then they pander to conservatives. Well, they sell their shit to conservatives but conservatives i think are waking up there there is a market again go back to the aaron lewis example conservative waking up you you go back bob dylan in the 60s wrote songs that half the time people didn't even know what the fuck he was singing about right they can't understand him i mean yeah and nobody knows what he was singing about but he was making a point there were protest songs and those songs had a point if you really listen to him we were doing i'm gonna embarrass myself when your girlfriend says let's go to a spinning class or let's go spinning that is not what you think it is all right so we're at a spin class and and i'm sweating and i'm listening and they're playing bob dylan's hurricane right there's three black guys on the
Starting point is 00:20:01 front bikes you know they're they're. They're sweating their asses off. And I'm listening to this song. I'm like, do they know the N-word is in this song? And I'm like, what he's singing about, this song? And I'm like, they're playing it. It's like a guy like Bob Dylan could sing anything he wanted to in the 1960s, protest anything, get a message out there. He was the voice of a revolution revolution in that regard and so many other folks were and it's like we need to take a lesson from that well and something that resonates in the heart of
Starting point is 00:20:30 these people who believe so for whatever reason conservative artists are afraid to be like blacklisted from the industry but if they took i always like to to use the example of pinsey spices that he's a completely liberal owner of pinsey spices nobody knew who pinsy spices was and he came out and said like if you you uh support trump i don't want your business and guess what pinsy spices blew up because people go oh i can relate with that and he has like this mega spice business and i'm like why can't conservatives do that why can't they say hey if you're gonna vote this way you can i don't want you. Public Square.
Starting point is 00:21:06 You know the app? Yeah. Public Square. Download Public Square. 100%. And here's another thing to your point. But don't they see, don't conservatives see that if you stand, you take a lot, people are going to support you, and you're going to be bigger than you were. Look at the Mr. Potato Head thing.
Starting point is 00:21:19 They come out and say, we're not going to do a Mr. Potato Head anymore. It's just going to be Potato Head. That was a bullshit deal on the part of Hasbro. So you know who's going out buying out Mr. Potato Head anymore. It's just going to be Potato Head. That was a bullshit deal on the part of Hasbro. So you know who's going out buying out Mr. Potato Head? Nobody's thought about fucking Potato Head ever. And now, you know what? Conservatives are going out buying Mr. Potato Heads because they want to put it on their shelf
Starting point is 00:21:33 and say they're canceling Mr. Potato Head. I'm going to have one. It's going to be an antique one day. They're out there doing that. It's a huge business ploy to do that. And it's like, you know what? We're going to use cancel culture to make money off of a toy that ain't selling anymore.
Starting point is 00:21:45 Yeah, it's marketing. It's an attention economy. And they're're going to use cancel culture to make money off of a toy that ain't selling anymore. Yeah, it's marketing. It's an attention economy, and they're going to do whatever they can to get attention, and people are going to watch. And I think this also may be played a part in this other than maybe a CIA mind control psyop. Either or. A profiteering marketing company being very smart, or CIA psyop. Either one.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Or both. You look at Brittany Aldean, the wife of Jason Aldean. She comes out on Instagram, whatever it was, and she says, hey, I love being a girl. I'm glad that my family didn't, you know, cut off my girly parts when I was a kid and had my tomboy age. And Jason Aldean's PR firm, his friends for 18 years cancel him because of something benign. And then Maren Morris, whoris who jesus you know she comes out insurrection barbie i mean she's going to come out and make a thing out of herself
Starting point is 00:22:29 marin morris knew that she was going to get a bigger following by bitching about this i don't think she did well that one i think did backfire because you didn't know well you saw how you didn't know the audience again you're in quote-unquote country music. Do you remember what happened with the Dixie Chicks marriage? It turned into a Dixie Chicks thing. Right. The Chicks, let's be correct. The Chicks. I am sick.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Lady A. But I am sick of people towing the line. I mean, we're going into another election. We just saw a retricle. It's time for people to quit worrying about what everybody thinks about you. If you're a business owner, if you are are an artist come out and be who you are there's a there's a whole plethora of people just waiting to be represented well you create a real women's club it is an anti-feminist brand it's a way to say okay look we're going to let women be women we're going to celebrate women
Starting point is 00:23:21 we're gonna we're gonna talk about the thing. From womb to the world. And again, you're looking at this thing. I've always said for years, I'm like, you can't have toxic masculinity. That's an oxymoron. If it's toxic, it's not masculine. If it's masculine, it's not toxic. That's good. You're looking at women that want to be protected, provided for.
Starting point is 00:23:38 They want to be loved. They want to be cared for. They want real men in their life. But look at what's happened to the women's movement. Once again, their people are afraid to say anything they're afraid to say anything so they they sit back and they're like okay i'm gonna let men in here and all you know whatever what women probably actually useful idiots fought for for decades is being erased because once again nobody wants to offend anybody well i'm i gotta say i'm not gonna fall for this grift. Everybody knows that women want frail, dainty men who don't speak up. Beta males is the rise.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Beta males is a real deal. I love a cuck. I really do. I'm gonna drink tequila and be a cuck myself. Oh, man. Aspirations, dude. We've got endocrine disruptors in our food supply.
Starting point is 00:24:24 It's making men effeminate. Testosterone is on the decline. And women want strong men. They do. They do. I'm not saying literally every single woman on the planet. I'm sure there are many feminist women who don't. That's fine.
Starting point is 00:24:36 Well, no. And the more feminists don't want strong men, the more they become like men. I can tell you this. I can tell you this. I've known many feminists staunch woke antifa leftists and it in it's you know what i'll put it this way without so i don't drag anybody there was a viral post on reddit where it was a liberal subreddit a woman said does anyone else have fantasies about a a tall strong trump supporter with a hat on taking you and just
Starting point is 00:25:06 throwing you on the bed and then you know having his way and like these liberals were just like they're like you have to resist blah blah you know don't fall for it these men they sweat my crack but yeah but like the point was like obviously not all women want the same thing but there were there are women who have come out and been like you know they look you look at tinder right and if you're not six foot tall the woman's like pass yeah they don't want frail black frame glasses new york hipster guys well actually yeah i vote a democrat and i'm gonna tell you they want a guy who's got a deep voice who's tall who's be like, I just killed a bear with my bare hands. Again, every single woman.
Starting point is 00:25:49 But it is those feminist women that walk down the march and down in D.C. where their husbands are wearing the vaginas. I was saying to the guys earlier, I was like, you know, when I'm live on stage, I always do a bit about going to a Me Too rally. I didn't mean to go to the vagina hat party, but I was having breakfast one morning in Grand Junction, Colorado, the morning after a show, walk out on the street, and everybody's wearing vagina hats. So I just started walking with them. It was kind of a new phenomenon, so I wanted to see what they were all about. I learned they were mad at me. They were mad at my penis.
Starting point is 00:26:20 My penis is not intimidating. They'd never met it. I've got a mediocre, standard-issue, Caucasian penis with the right mix of pharmaceuticals. It works. You offered to let them meet it, too. And I'm like, what's up? But they're dressed like vaginas. Their husbands are dressed like vaginas, which is an outward expression of what they are on the inside, and we knew it all along.
Starting point is 00:26:36 They got their wiener dogs dressed up like vaginas. I mean, the shit, the irony in that alone is insane. But they were so mad. They were so angry. And I'm like, what are you angry at? And then a couple of years later, they make Caitlyn Jenner Woman of the Year? I mean, what the
Starting point is 00:26:50 fuck? Hey, it takes a man to win that position in the year. It takes balls, that's for sure. Women, I talked about this today. There's a viral thread where a woman tweeted, men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them. Margaret Atwood. Say that again. Say that again, men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Margaret Atwood. Say that again. Say that again. Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Got it. Women are afraid that men will kill them. And there's a video of a guy who is stalking some woman. And my response was simple.
Starting point is 00:27:17 A 380. Lady, you'll be all right. If a guy fucks with you, the great equalizer can be right there in your purse. Boom. But they're anti-gun. I pulled up the civics poll showing that women two to one oppose gun rights. How the fuck
Starting point is 00:27:30 are you like, men are going to kill me and I shouldn't be allowed to have a gun. I know, right? Yeah, that's absolutely stupid. My favorite thing, one of my favorite things is all the people saying that they hate white guys but they all end up dating white guys. Like AOC, AOC, Elon, all of them, AOC, all the white men are evil.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Who do you come home to? Last summer, we were down in Galveston, Texas, down on the coast, and I was driving north on 45 and heading towards Houston. I turned the radio on, I'm listening to the news, and it's talking about this swimmer named William Thomas, University of Pennsylvania, who was ranked, what, 438th in the nation in men's collegiate swimming, listens to one Shania Twain song, right? And suddenly he feels like a woman. And so now he becomes number one. And he's number one. He wins this whole thing. So in 15 minutes-
Starting point is 00:28:15 Did he really listen to Shania Twain? No. Oh. No. But he felt like a woman. I was like, that's what happened? Within a matter- Then he transitions, and now he's number one in women's swimming.
Starting point is 00:28:26 So I went, like, riding up the road, 15 minutes, I wrote a song called I Want to Be a Woman and Compete. And the thing went crazy viral. And, you know, I want to be a woman and compete. I've tucked my little guido in the pocket of my speedo. I still have my Frankie wrapped up like pigs in blankies. And, I mean, it's like this fun song and this whole thing. And, dude, the thing goes viral because people are sick of this shit.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Listen, men love women. Real men love real women. They do. There's nothing wrong with being a woman. There's nothing. Listen, I believe in God. I believe we're created. I believe we're created. I believe we're designed.
Starting point is 00:29:06 I do believe that. I believe that men play a certain role. Women play a certain role. People say, what do you think the role of women is? Women can do whatever they want to do, especially in this world. They have opportunity to do what they want to do. But at the end of the day, I do believe that women, by and large, want to be protected. They want to be provided for.
Starting point is 00:29:22 They want to be taken care of. They do not want to have to worry about certain things. mean women have a gift they get to give birth they get to do all these things that men can't do they can endure pain that we can't endure they put up with more shit than we ever thought about they're long-suffering they're forgiving in a big way they're more merciful we're awesome what's the point you are awesome but here's the thing men are awesome too yes they're awesome too and i don't want to go all fucking Jordan Peterson on you. Good women. A real woman wants.
Starting point is 00:29:47 We. There. You got it. Yeah. I got to quit talking over people. But we do. No, you. We do this.
Starting point is 00:29:53 You feminazi. I was going to say. Real women want a strong man next to them. They do. And there's nothing wrong being a strong man. You know what? But you know why the left wants to wants those single women? Because they come out in the biggest like that chart you're talking about,
Starting point is 00:30:07 it's those single women, it's like 68% vote. So they want to tear apart the family. Unmarried women overwhelmingly voted for the Democrats. Yeah, unmarried women and single little children. I used to be on Fox and Friends every week, right? And I was on the curvy couch, you know, with all those guys. And the last time I was on there in New York, I'm sitting there,
Starting point is 00:30:27 and they pull up this thing that they should have never shown me. It was a cover of Vanity Fair with these dudes with their hands in each other's pockets saying the rise of the beta male. I went off on that thing for about three minutes, and then they said, we're going to cut over to a clip by Rachel Maddow. I said, speaking of beta males, they never had me back after that. That was it. I mean, Fox stopped. That's a funny joke i want to bring up i want to bring one last point up on this original clip we played i noticed something
Starting point is 00:30:50 you mentioned how could they get away with uh let me see if i if i have the uh here we go you mentioned how could they get away with actually saying ronda santos's name and then i realized that character felix whatever, is Milo. Apparently, this is what people were tweeting, that they've said the character is based off Milo. So why call him Felix? And why call DeSantis DeSantis?
Starting point is 00:31:16 Simple. They want DeSantis' name to be associated with the rape, but they don't want Milo to get prominence. They know that what they're doing will put that name in the conversation. I wondered that when you were playing the rape, but they don't want Milo to get prominence. They know that what they're doing will put that name in the conversation. I wondered that when you were playing the clip, I was like, why didn't they use Milo's name? Or a
Starting point is 00:31:31 five-syllable last name? Oh, sorry. Why didn't they use a four or five-syllable last name to be something? Felix Slather, or whatever they say his name is, because they know this clip will generate traction and associate the names with things. Because of DeSantis' name, it gets play,
Starting point is 00:31:48 but they don't want Milo to get any recognition. They don't want him. Milo gets fame through the controversy. DeSantis politically will be hurt by the controversy. Strategic. Yeah. Well, I'll leave it there. Guys, thanks for hanging out.
Starting point is 00:32:01 It's been a blast. Thanks for having us. Absolutely. Thank you. Yeah. And for everybody who's a member, thank you all so much for hanging out. It's been a blast. Thanks for having us. Absolutely. Thank you. Yeah. And for everybody who's a member, thank you all so much for being members. We're going to send those Milo post-its individually
Starting point is 00:32:13 to just, we're going to pick random comments. I think we got like seven of them. There's also a Milo bottle of wine you could. With chocolate on it. Yes, you could probably send that. That's not chocolate. Okay. All right, everybody. Thanks for hanging out and send that. That's not chocolate. Okay. All right, everybody.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Thanks for hanging out, and we'll see you all next time. Cheers.

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