Timcast IRL - Sunday Uncensored: Clint Russell & The Red Headed Libertarian Members Only Podcast

Episode Date: February 26, 2023

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Welcome to our special weekend show, Sunday Uncensored. Every week we produce four uncensored episodes of the TimCast IRL podcast exclusively at TimCast.com and we're going to bring you the most important for our weekend show. If you want to check out more segments just like this, become a member at TimCast.com. Now enjoy the show. to talk about and I guess everyone's still in the bathroom because we're working out the kinks but welcome to the members only section at timcast.com we're going to be setting up the discord for you all to chat in real time and to call into the show so that the members only is actually a bit more a bit more special so I'm really excited for that but in the meantime we'll just get into talking

about uh shenanigans and whatnot and I will start by playing a clip for all of you guys, if I can figure out how to do it. There we go. Look at that. See, I don't have the fancy buttons that Serge has. I just have the actual terminal here. But I'm going to play this clip for you guys, and then we'll talk about it. Big dick energy. Big dick energy.

Big dick energy. I don't like this term, big dick energy. Or small dick energy. Because everyone's about body positivity, right? How are we going to talk about men who have desirable characteristics have big dicks and men who have undesirable characteristics have small peaces. There are some wonderful men with small peaces and some terrible men with big dicks. Women can willy-nilly throw out big dick energy small dick energy

if i started throwing out loose pussy energy as a term to describe their faces that was undesirable in some way i would get canceled but loose energy bro you get in trouble you say that shit there's other terms to use cavernous energy step it up let's look at their faces you know he makes a really good point everybody loves it he makes a really good point what's wrong with saying cavernous vag energy you know i mean this is the thing with feminists they condition but they can't take it it's that meme where they're shoveling shit over the wall of it's like opinions and the walls of the internet and then when people throw shit back they're like help misogyny yeah i mean i'm absolutely adding that to my lexicon like that is my new retort anytime someone's coming at me sideways who's a female like

cavernous vag energy right there oh you got some loose pussy energy going on. That's what he said. But like tight pussy energy is not real. I disagree. That's a very real thing, Ian. What does it indicate? Just like strong core strength or something? I don't know how it happens, but it happens. It means that we do our kegels. Yes, exactly.

That's what that means. I was going to let her say it. I wasn't going to say it. I mean, I actually think the guy might be kind of wrong, actually. There's a reason why people say big dick and small dick energy. And it's a reference to insecure guys. Yeah. And it's like the loose veg

thing doesn't really reference a woman's behavior. You know what I mean? Like, I'm not saying I completely disagree with the guy. Like, he's got a point about body shaming people. Like, you can't be a feminist and be all like fat people are okay and you should eat ice cream and then make fun of people for their bodies like you can't have it both ways in fairness i don't really know what women are working with so like you could have a woman who's got big titty energy yeah oh big titty that's a better one you're right that's a big one right because

anybody titty energy if it was a tight vagina and it made a guy cum fast, that was the benefit, is a guy, you fuck for five seconds, you're like, ah, would that be good? Would that even give a girl confidence? Wouldn't that be a bad thing? That's a bad thing. You want to last.

Gentlemen, you want to last. No, Serge is back. He can press the buttons for us. Serge, you missed the best conversation. This is the least family-friendly show we've ever done. Yeah. I was going to do a segment on this for my Timcast News because it's culture commentary

and then I was like I don't think I can say this stuff on YouTube like he censored it is kind of annoying in the clip he censors the word dick and it's like come on dude you can say dick I'm going to add loose pussy energy to my lexicon when I am dragging the 19th amendment

yeah there you go I'm going to add loose pussy energy to my lexicon when I am dragging the 19th Amendment. Yeah. There you go. The 19th Amendment. I think the fact that they would censor dick on this is some real loose pussy energy. Yeah. Cavernous vag energy. Loose pussy being? Some small titty energy.

I can't take it anymore. Like, what's the big dick is I'm confident. Hold on. Hold on. I want to say, look. Ian's like really trying to make this make sense. No, no, listen, listen, listen. This guy's funny, right?

But I actually do want to push back on his stance. He is poking fun at this body positivity wokeness. But if we are trying to be real and talk about how men and women are different, then there's a reason why there's a phrase big dick and small dick energy. Because men and women are different. Men have different social behaviors. men are insecure about different things so like him

trying to say you know loose pussy energy it's not the same thing women are very very different so the argument he's making while funny actually is very like woke you know what i mean like hey you know body positivity and we can't say this about women it's actually like no i think you can insult guys i'm fine with it i don't care you may find i also have big dick energy so like and and and here's the reality like women if if a woman hits a guy he can hit her back he can defend himself but generally guys should try to you know not not do that yeah not do the escapade i mean because like you're not it's not all guys and this is the this is the thing some guys might be like scrawny five foot tall.

So we're saying on average with guys being bigger than women, if a woman is, you know, acting a fool or something, the guy should not treat her the same way he would treat a guy. If a guy is walking up to you like flexing and he might hit you and he gets too close to you, you hit him because you're allowed to do that if they get within your personal space. Like if he's menacingly coming up to you, if a woman's doing it,

you might want to back up. Depends on the woman. If it's like a six foot four, you know, woman over like Brittany Griner or something, you might want to be like, go the fuck away. Like you're big,

you could hurt me. But the issue is in general, on average. Yeah. I actually had a really scary story. Sad, but since it's not a million people on YouTube, I'll say my brother, who I moved to Florida

to be with because he was suffering with mental illness, he came charging at me. And like any random dude on the street had done that, I would have just swung at him. But because it's my brother and I love him, I just shoved him. And it's... I don't even know why I brought that up. I just wanted to get it off my chest. It's just scary when you have a sibling

who's dealing with it. Yeah, it happened to me once. What happened? Was that the end of it with you guys i had to i had to call the cops because he was so unhinged that i i was i was afraid that i was going to have to incapacitate him to get him to stop i had a my brother one time he i was playing on the superintendent he's on the couch he started kicking me i was like give me the controller dude give me the drawer i was like please i'm playing i'm playing stop max and he kept kicking so i just i was bullied at school a bit so i snapped and i jumped on him and then got him in a chokehold and started choking him out i've never really choked anyone out but i was cutting off his carotid artery i was trying to cut him off trying to make him fear and i told him i'm gonna kill you now now you're

gonna this is it for you and i wanted him to think he was gonna die and then my dad came he was like get the fuck off and what the fuck stop and max got up and he was gonna die and then my dad came and was like get the fuck off and Max got up and he was screaming I'm gonna fucking kill you and he threw him out of the house my dad threw him out of the house he never fucked with me again after that I'll read some of these comments

Christopher Van Unen says tight butthole is the gender neutral term yes that was workaholics loose butthole is the gender neutral term. Yes. Yes. Tight butthole energy. That was workaholics. It was loose butthole. Loose butthole. Loose butthole. Tight butthole.

Shannon Mullins says big clit energy. Big clit. Is it more about the clit? Isn't one step down from a big clit an undersized dick? Yeah. Well, look, trust me. I don't know any guy. I'm sure there's some, but most guys don't want a big clit.

Lynch Mob says, as soon as I tuned in, Ian says, tight vagina. Let's go. So someone asked, Miguel says, what is the future of chat? We just got the members only live stream up and running. The future of chat is going to be a private discord that you can chat in all day. And there will be like rooms for members. So if you're a member, they'll be like the members lounge. And then maybe we'll create some kind of like,

I don't know, different, different lounges for different things. Like if we have an event or something, but then there can be the, the voice chat room that we can actually bring in and play you talking on the show for, for select people in certain moments or whatever. So if you're a member,

basically you can chat all day. Then we pull up the Discord during the live show and you just chat in there. You don't got to go to Chicken Seat or anything like that. But anyway, back to the, what were we talking about? We were talking about big dicks and tight vaginas.

Yes. And loose buttholes. Large clits. And loose buttholes. Big tits. Yep. I think, I think. Pete Buttigieg suffers loose buttholes.

But that's like, you're in serious trouble if you do because you need to wear a diaper or something. Yeah, tight butthole and loose butthole. But that's like, you're in serious trouble if you do, because you need to wear a diaper or something. Yeah, tight butthole and loose butthole are bad. You want a medium butthole. What? I'm pretty sure you want your butthole to be tightly closed to hold in your feces.

That's too much stress. Like, not tight, tight. You know? You want it to be a little... You're saying like... A feelable pull open if you need to. Clenched so hard. Yeah, you don't want that.

You want a taut butthole. You don't want it to bleed when you take a shit taut is the word needs to be toned taut is the word Daniel Rodriguez a toned butthole that's what we're looking for

a toned butthole red rum a toned butthole guy red rum act says sounds like a dating app for members oh the app is coming I think the app is done actually

sweet the Timcast app is it really yeah and I think we're just I think we're uploading it now good shit okay it's about fucking time I would treat it like a beta for the first week or two oh for sure The Timcast app. Is it really? Yeah, dude. Yeah, and I think we're just, I think we're uploading it now. Good shit. Okay.

It's about fucking time. I would treat it like a beta for the first week or two. Oh, for sure. I'm going to treat it like an alpha. But you can't sign up with the app. You can only sign up on the website, but you can log in on the app.

That's cool. Because if you sign up through Apple, they charge you a ridiculous amount of money. Yeah, so. Okay. Unless we just make it like a 15 if you sign up through the phone or something which is like i don't know because people probably would say they didn't care and they would do it anyway but i think the i think the app is done i think we

uploaded it and then so that they can download it from timcast.com we'll see it right when they land on android oh yeah for apple it'll redirect you but then you'll be able to listen to the show with your phone suspended in sleep or whatever you can plug plug. Yeah, that's some that's some real cavernous badge energy there, Apple. Yeah. So right. John L. says the butthole has to be tight, but not clinched. OK. It's a very different show.

Not that we're doing it live. That's fair. This is my favorite thing ever. Did you guys did you see that viral video of the woman trying to lift weights? Oh, and the barbell pins her down and she's like. No. That's horrible. horrible bro it's so fucked up yeah she turned out okay after that oh i don't know but she's like squirming and you

can see her stomach going up she's trying to breathe through her stomach oh my god whoa she was filming herself right like she propped the camera down and was filming it so there's nobody that helped but she right but she wasn't doing like the thirst trap thing with the super tight booty pants and like twerking or whatever oh yeah she was she was doing a bench press in like in a private area it's like okay you know if she wants to film herself i got no beef with that i'm not gonna be mad at her about this but i think we're gonna i think some woman's gonna die oh yeah i mean there are plenty of men have died from bench press accidents where it just drops and it hits their their throat i'd want i'd want a spotter i mean yeah no you know it's not gonna happen anymore dude dudes are done with it it's

funny because we've done a bunch of segments okay we've done like three or four about how like men don't want to help women anymore because you're a creep yeah so it's all right ladies you're on your own sorry joe i don't i don't care what go fight a bear by social marais say if i see a woman who's suffocating because she lifted more weight than she was supposed to. I'm going to pick it up off. Famous last words. We're going to see a video of Clint lifting like a 500 pound weight.

Saving her life. She's purple. His muscles rip. He falls down and his arm is like bleeding. The skin's torn. And then he starts doing one-handed CPR. She comes back to life and she goes, I did not ask to be touched, you motherfucker. Yo, if that's how I got to go out, I'll take it.

I'll take it, man. I don't care. You know, part of me is like, I'm watching all this shit and it's so depressing how just like, society is so fucking broken. Yeah, dude. You open a door for a woman, excuse me, I don't need you to have the door for me. What's hard there's you know 50 of women are are pretty well i'd say even

less probably like 30 now like i'm i i'm totally fine with chivalry i love it um but there's women who are like you don't need to do that for me um and i don't agree with them and a lot of women you know the 30 or whatever don't agree with them but we're all gonna get screwed now i think the good news is that the women that that have the more feminist mindset are less likely to procreate so like their ideology will eventually die out i think that's good that is actually really positive i like i like that optimism we've we've talked about it they're more likely to abort their kids and neuter and spay their kids and they also don't want to start families in the first place so it's like so they might have one kid. So let me ask you though,

because conservatives are trying so hard to save liberals. And I'm just like, shouldn't conservatives tell the liberals to spay and neuter their kids? It's tough because we are dealing with a depopulation problem when it comes to government and economics.

But at the same time, I actually tweeted out last week and I got a lot of shit from the libertarians, i stand by stop telling the woke to reproduce like don't encourage them to do it just don't just don't encourage but we want to save the kids because the kids are innocent yeah the kids are victims in this but i mean if they don't ever i'm not like telling them to abort their children i'm just saying like if you're a woke lunatic who thinks that critical race theory is you know from comes down from heaven then like yeah i'd rather you not be raising a child into that worldview i think they're gonna be disastrous so what we should do

is when you see liberals that are going to abortion clinics when you protest don't scream you're gonna fucking burn you baby killer you go no way don't but then if you see a christian church that's letting out and you see one of the girls walk into the the abortion clinic you go like no hell for you you gotta try and stop her oh no don't end your genetic line look at her green hair don't do that no it's funny because it shows you that conservatives actually care about the humanity and i know they're beautiful people and that's the problem it's like it's well that's the challenge it's not the problem in that you're like your life is valuable you degenerate piece of shit like i'm trying to make sure you live but you won't fucking listen to me yeah and they hate them for it which is the funny

part they're like what the fuck it's so crazy the conservatives are like i love you more than your parents did and i don't even know you and they're like fuck yeah it's so crazy but not just that conservatives outright are like you're a you're a you're a fucking baby killer you motherfucker and i hope you live i really hope nothing bad happens to you it's like it's paradoxical it is it but the end result with the liberals winning in these cultural areas is just that they cease to exist now the argument is socialists don't have kids they have yours yeah but that if if if the anti i don't even call it the right it's just the anti-left right because there's like libertarians there are liberals

if if the freedom faction wins we'll call it that the freedom yeah freedom faction i like it then uh in in education then these these people just cease to exist bye have a nice day sounds good to me and i i love the freedom faction that's a great well mon. I like the idea of saving their children, okay? So when they come for our children, they come for our children when our children are rebelling against us. So if you think about like the hippies, the hippies that had kids, all their kids became Republicans in the 80s. You know, like it's a way to kind of lash out against your parents. So the socialists saw a way in and they're like, okay, well, when the kids get to about like middle school age, they're going to start lashing out against your parents so so the socialists saw way in and they're like okay well when they get kids get to about like middle school age they're going to start lashing out against their parents and that's what we're going to come in and sit in and encourage them and steal them away

essentially we're going to tell them that you know they they are a boy or they are a girl or they're going to they're going to enforce the the trans um the trans agenda on them and they come at a point when our kids are vulnerable and kind of stepping away from us to kind of find themselves. This is the problem with conservatives. Yo, you know what you got to do in Florida? Start reading the Bible. I'm half kidding.

What I'm saying is they come in with their crackpot ideology and then whine and whinge, but we're just teaching about slavery. So bring the Bible in and be like, you want to read your book, I'll read mine.

Bring whatever book you want to bring. I don't know about the Bible though. They say the Bible. It's a Bible. I'm saying I'm half kidding. The point is, if they want to have their ideology, it opens the door to anybody having theirs.

No, I think, honestly, it's a perfect tit for tat because if you're going to go, and this is actually James Lindsay's argument, is that what they are teaching is a religion. So if religions aren't allowed to be taught in school, then this isn't either. So if they're going to proceed in that path, well, then we're going to teach our religion.

It's not mine. I'm not actually religious, but I'm just speaking in James's terms. Christianity's got a lot of great stuff. I just am not a big fan of the institution. I don't want kids to be taught any religion in public school either i agree with you but i'm just saying if you want it to stop on one side then you may have to go and give it to them on the other side so that then then we have a meeting of the minds once again and we say you're right we were we got derailed

here we shouldn't have been doing this at all you could probably like guise it as science because quantum physics is sort of like the undiscoverable or the things we don't know about quantum physics why or do two particles become entangled probably god you know that might be some sort of new new age religion that's beyond the 2000 year old book and you can slide it in but i you know it's definitely the type of stuff that makes me feel stoned when i think about it vance max says near the end of the main show on YouTube, the camera was on Ian Crosland and there was a massive stink bug crawling on his chair.

Yeah, I was trying to get your attention, Ian. Then a few minutes later, he complained about the smell and blamed it on Bucko. Was that scripted? No, I saw that guy sitting there, too.

He was on the arm. I don't know. Did he climb up top or something? Yeah, he climbed on the top. I was kind of like, hey, I was going to tell you He was watching me going like this.

Wyatt Caldenberg says, I saw a strange woman on YouTube. She claimed to know all about TimCast's secrets. She claimed to have run for an officer under the LP, but she has another show called Socialist Saturday. Does the LP have a platform where can anyone run as an LP no matter what they believe?

She doesn't make any sense to me. I have no idea who you are talking about, to be completely honest. But we do have a bunch of stalkers. So they make things up. We've got creepy weirdos who post weird, creepy things on the internet. It's a reality. Having a stalker just means that you've made it. I have a stalker.

I can actually. Just one? Yeah, well, one that I know about. He actually, he's on Tumblr. I'm sitting right here. Please. He's in the room. Yeah, he's wearing a red hat.

No, he's on Tumblr, and he made an entire account yeah he's wearing a red hat no um no he's on tumblr and he made an entire account there's your problem he's got a no he's got a 90 000 followers he made an entire account talking about his red-headed petite freckle-faced wife and then it's a bunch of pictures of me dude it's gonna be so fucking crazy when porn is just all fake like deep fake yeah and so people are gonna what if right now the simulation we're in is just we are in like like clint i know dude it's just you none of us are real i think about this sometimes i know dude it's crazy you're playing you you you went into the ai pod and said i want to be a libertarian podcaster yeah and then And then it was like, you're there. Honestly, my life is so cool that sometimes I'm like,

maybe this, I am the, like the, I'm the only non-NPC, but then I meet you guys, I'm like, nah, it's probably,

I don't know. I'm totally a non-player character. There's a bunch of us. I'm part of the program. Don't tell me this. There's a bunch of us that you can tell when you're unhooked

from the Matrix. When you leave, this place ceases to exist. You guys are just trying to make me go, this is fucked up, dude. But that's the thing. Ian's like,

no, no, I'm just trying to tell you the truth. You're right. We're so close. We're so close to making that ourselves. Yeah, I know.

Like right now, we're probably 10 years away from being able to VR a world with characters. The way they're doing, so there's a program. Did you see the new Unreal Engine, by the way? Have you seen how photorealistic that is?

It's ridiculous. We pulled up AI Video Maker. And you can type in a script and describe a person. And it will make a person saying the thing you want it to say. Imagine where we'll be in 10 years. Where you're going to go to the AI and be like, I want to be a famous soccer player. And I want to have a nemesis who is like a British guy.

And he plays American football, though. And then just do the rest, whatever you want. But I want to be rich, too. And then I'll ask you more settings. And in your childhood, what happened? I had a hard childhood. Maybe my childhood of more like more of a struggle relative to others like okay yeah and i want near the end when i'm getting into late game stuff have it be like the most impossible problem that seems unsolvable that's how i feel my settings are right now i'm

like what the fuck everybody in this room is is like their lives are so magical it clearly must be a video game of some sort the people listening are like fuck these people here's what i would do i would be like all right here's here's here's the ai generate uh i'm a podcaster and skateboarder i play music and i wear a beanie all the time and then right at the end at like year 50 aliens come and then everybody for some reason gets superpowers you could do that in the settings and then when you start the game i.e be born you wouldn't know what your settings you'd set yeah well and and the also because the ai is becoming so advanced you can change it on the fly based off of how you react to the input so it could actually be evolving as it goes.

The story could. So we could change our settings in real time. That's why sometimes I feel like I can. DMT is a glitch. And that's why when you take DMT, the machine elves are like, what the fuck are you doing here? Yeah. Because basically what's happening is it's like, imagine someone's playing a video game. They're playing Grand Theft Auto.

And then all of a sudden the GTA guy turns around and starts banging on the the screen and you're like what the fuck is going on what the fuck is this i remember when i i first got like gta vice city i played it for fucking 48 hours straight and then i got in my car to go get food because i was starving because i hadn't eaten in two days and i'm not even exaggerating like i had stayed up for days because the game was so riveting and i and i'm like i i'm driving down the street and i see a dude on a bike and i think to myself i should run him over and i was like holy fuck what have i done to my brain like just playing this video game but if you had vr you could literally lose your mind you could actually come out of it and just start killing people i gotta read this one maga says tim stop fantasizing about ai multimedia you're gonna ask to be in a

superhero world and you're just gonna to be in a creepy Spider-Man Elsa Hitler reality. It's true. You're going to tell the AI I want to be Spider-Man and next thing you know Joker's got a giant syringe and he's chasing a pregnant Elsa and you're like, what the fuck is this? It's what the AI found when it looked up

Spider-Man. AI isn't quite advanced enough. Oh man, that's also gay stuff, right? Yeah. Chasing pregnant. Josie, what is your spiritual background? I never really asked you about it before. I was born and raised Catholic.

I was baptized Catholic. I made my first communion. I made my confirmation. I was married in a Catholic church. Now I'm more of a deist. I'm more of a deist. I'm more of a deist. I identify more with the founders in that there's something bigger than them.

They just couldn't really put their finger on what it was, but they did believe there was some sort of creator, some sort of master of something. And I believe that. I don't know if I believe everything is into an organized religion or not. So that's something I'm working through and I'm just trying to can i ask yo miguel ornella says the lead producer of skyrim said it's one ai thinking and controlling everything like our reality when so

when you play skyrim every every person you meet it's actually one entity controlling them all of course they're they're not individual computers for each person one computer controls the minds of all of the npcs so kind of like america like democrats so i was like all the people that voted for biden yeah exactly exactly is that brett duvill the lead programmer i wonder if that's who said that is that maybe that's what it is maybe we're in a simulation and all the democrats are just npcs and they lack the ability for critical thought that is the most that makes more sense than anything i've ever heard tim so that's what i've talked about listen i so i've i've i've read about simulism for a long time it's all popular now because elon musk talked about it right and

so then i said well then there's three there's three parent potentials there's there's gradients between but one is uh everybody so so let's break down this way if the world is a simulation it could be that only you are a conscious entity within the world thus it's like a single player video game the second option is that it's more like an mmorpg most people you interact with are conscious entities playing the game, but there are many NPCs. And then the third option is, no, everybody is a conscious being and you can't be in the game unless you are. But this explains why animals don't have souls, because animals are NPCs. If two is true, and some people are non-player characters and some people are player characters,

it would make sense the non-player characters lack the ability to think critically and then would cluster into cult-like behaviors i think that everyone's like a player character but you can put your character on autopilot and sit back and then you become npc mode where you're like watching it eat and watching it move you're like that's against that's a bannable offense but then people that's botting bro people forget that they're not in control and they forget that they can turn it back on and take control of the character because they're so used to it being in auto mode. That's called botting. Let me just say, all this shit happened.

Not allowed. This all happened when they turned on that fucking Atom Smasher. The CERN? Yeah. Everything hit the fan. They turned on the Atom Smasher, and suddenly... Well, I think it happened in 2012,

which was the same time that Obama allowed the American people to be propagandized so it's like i don't know dude yeah jerry jerry mcclure says there's also a fourth option where we are all npcs playing out some fantasy of the creator right it's true the problem i have with that one is i think therefore i am and so yeah that that i've i that. Like, okay, what if everyone's an NPC? That's an option, right? It's like, well, I can't say that because I think. Now it's possible that doesn't mean anything and we are still all just NPCs of the creator,

but we think we are isolated. But if I can calculate things in my mind separate from the AI, it's like going back to Skyrim. Skyrim controls, one AI controls all of the people. If I can only control myself, then what is the connection to anything it's possible i'm just saying you know the people who can't think critically they

target the people who do think critically and i think that that's interesting to keep in mind with this conversation we talked before about how some people don't have an inner monologue you ever hear that yes i've heard of that i've heard that but it's hard for me to fucking fathom like you don't have thought right that's what we're talking about right that's what i mean maybe they just don't understand yeah i think they just don't that's what we're talking about right maybe they just don't understand yeah i think they just don't understand what what we're describing which makes them an npc in their own right and there's also there's also there's a thing where it's like uh when you think of an apple what do you see and then it shows a bunch of different pictures and some

people like when i see an apple when i imagine an apple it it's 4D. I can see the apple moving through time. I can see it as an ungulating snake traveling forward through porous. I can imagine an apple growing arms and legs and boxing a duck. And it's all like in perfect HD in my mind. But some people see like a flat picture. Some people see an outline. Some people, they can't envision that. That's interesting, man.

It's fucking eugenics, man. You know what? I see impressionist paintings so if you tell me to envision an apple i'm gonna see it in an impressionist paint i'm an artist too but you can't see it not that way no i can't see it really yeah like i can imagine an apple and i can rotate it in my mind yeah and i can and then i can throw it in the air and then hit it with a sword i see it and it's like 4d but but it's like the colors on it is like impressionist artwork.

Fascinating. I like this. I used to have like a... That's post-impressionism, but yeah. Yeah, Starry Night, you're right. That's correct. I would try and visualize a sheep jumping over a fence and I was like, okay, let's do this counting sheep thing.

And it would keep resetting. I'd visualize the sheep would jump partway over the fence and then it would reset and start again, reset and reset and reset. keep resetting. I'd visualize the sheep would jump partway over the fence and then it would reset and start again, reset and reset and reset. That's true. I don't have the perfect control over my imagination, but I can imagine basically what Tim says. One night I forced myself to picture it

jumping over the fence and then running over the hill and down into the horizon. And ever since it like broke something, some filter, and I was able to control my thoughts way easier after that. I can't do the counting sheep thing to fall asleep. I've tried but every time I start imagining the sheep

jumping over the fence and counting it, the dark one emerges the sheep god with demonic energy and then tries to kill me. It's because you're running out of time. I just shoot up in bed in a cold sweat like and then you see Madonna's visage.

It's a sheep sleep demon. Sheep sleep demon? So when I dream, I typically lucid dream. Dang, that's awesome. That's rad. Yeah, it's- That's not very common, yeah. Ever.

But you just gotta learn how to do it. You just gotta read how to do it. It's really easy, actually. Okay. And so there's a bunch of different things you can do. You can do what's called walking into a dream, and that's if you have a strong imagination. When you just got to read how to do it it's really easy actually okay and so uh there's a bunch of different things you can do you can do what's called walking into a dream and that's if you have a strong imagination when you're going to sleep you just imagine and imagine and then eventually you slowly move into that dream do you do science experiments in your lucid dreams

every single time i have a lucid dream i just start flying around throwing fireballs i bet you can calculate i'm not joking i bet you calculate it's just like solutions it's the weirdest shit that's so based but like what else is there to do i had a song came to me last night in my dream so two two things happen most most of my dreams uh are lucid and once you get into the flow of lucid dreaming it just happens and so they said there's a couple things you can do it's like in the movie inception the spinning the top you wear something on your wrist and you have like writing on it and then when you're dreaming

you'll look at it and go I'm dreaming because it's instantly the disconnect hits you but something interesting happens to me at least I can't speak for anybody else

often if I push too hard in a dream the world starts collapsing everything starts turning black and then I wake up yeah

breathe out carbon dioxide in those situations that'll keep you in the dream slowly The world starts collapsing. Everything starts turning black. And then I wake up. Yeah. Breathe out carbon dioxide in those situations. That'll keep you in the dream. Slowly. Breathe out real slow. Check this out. This was the first ever lucid dream. I still remember it because it was so rad. I was like 12 years old and I was on a public bus, which I never ride a public bus.

And I had Christina Applegate from Married with Children was sitting in the booth in front of me. And the way I realized that it was a dream was I was like, there's no fucking way in hell that Christina Applegate would be on this bus. And I was like, I'm dreaming. I'm going to touch her boobs. I just touched her boobs.

I was 12, you know, but then I was like, and then I just took off and I started flying. I can do whatever I wanted. It was the greatest dream ever. When I, when I'm dreaming,

flying isn't something you can just do. It's not like all of a sudden I'm like, wee. It's actually very hard. It's like I have to concentrate, and then it feels like I'm almost holding my breath to get lift, and it's like working a muscle. Have you ever tried running in a dream? Yeah, it's like running underwater. Yeah, it's weird, right?

And everybody has that sensation, which is really universal. I just throw fireballs. Tyler Price says holy shit Ian is an awakened NPC that broke through oh okay I think that makes sense

that does Catherine Donahue says what the fuck when you think you're aware is when you're the least aware I think

for the record Christina Applegate consented in my dream just so we're clear Jonathan she was like oh that feels so good Jonathan Jonathan says, Tim needs to take some shrooms and expand on that. That'd be cool. But go low dosage.

Dose in slow if you do that. Make it just full. The first time I did it, I did what they would call heroic dose. I did eight and eighth, I think, or a quarter. No, it was an eighth. And it was a real deal deal like on my feet for four hours breathing looking at the environment seeing things they weren't pulsing super hard but you would see trails and i see trails i've only ever done a half and it was amazing because i had a

friend there that was also with taking them with me and had done it before i was able to like talk through it without the friend i would probably went insane yeah a guide is great i've never done shrooms i've never done any drugs ever i've never smoked a cigarette we're doing shrooms when we get back to florida we're gonna do shrooms okay is it legal in florida probably not you shouldn't publicly announce your intention to commit we're gonna commit a felony in florida ron desantis i moved to live under your rules sir do not imprison me caffeine though you've taken caffeine yeah i've had coffee but no cigarettes it's gonna be like a year from now and you're gonna be in an orange jumpsuit and they'll be playing the video and you're gonna be like you guys are just kidding

they're legalizing psilocybin all over the place right now yeah you gotta say colorado or something actually i'll be speaking to lp colorado so i'll do it there it's in dc where it's legal yeah i think i'm pretty sure everything Everything's illegal in West Virginia. We gotta get off our asses, West Virginia. Because it's the basest state. Okay? Basedest? And the problem is, it's too slow. So I'm not saying legalize drugs.

I don't give a shit about that. But like, home poker games are illegal. That's terrible, dude. Yeah. And like, a lot of states have basically recognized that playing poker with your friends for a couple bucks is no big deal. But in West Virginia, it's very illegal. Wow.

That makes me not want to move there. But I think you're right that we got to go there and change it. Well, I mean, I live there already. But yeah, we got to change it. And when people play home games, it's like 20 bucks. It's like you throw in 20 bucks just so there's some stakes. And it's like 50 cent like 20 bucks it's like you throw in 20 bucks just so there's some stakes and it's like 50 cent you know small dollar big the fact that we ever even got to the point that we have a state that thought that they should like have any say over what you do in your own

home with your buddies when it comes to you know gambling it's but it's also dumb because there's workarounds even massachusetts is better than that my grandmother won a dollar and 20 cents at bingo the other night. Bingo's considered charitable gambling. It's allowed. Okay, that's interesting. So the problem is people think poker is gambling. And people who are bad at poker think poker is gambling.

It's a game of skill. I've been playing more and more poker. And I think it's 100% skill. I played professionally for a couple of years just because I loved it so much. But I never wanted to commit. I was too broke to like actually commit myself to grow the bankroll to then keep it going. That's crazy. Watching someone who has like 200 grand just for playing pro poker. And if you lose it, you're fucked.

Yeah. I was too young to actually put that nest egg together. Then I became a mortgage broker and made a lot. So I think there's so anyway, I don't want to go off on a tangent. My point is just like when it comes to legalization of drugs and things like this i don't think like in maryland this is funny in maryland you can smoke pot in west virginia uh-uh in west virginia you can have big guns in maryland uh-uh yeah what the fuck man what if what if i want to hang out of my house with a bunch of big motherfucking guns on the wall and then me and my friends will smoke pot

do shrooms and gamble while paying for it all with bitcoin what the fuck is wrong with that yeah you know and we cuddle at the end of the night what's the fucking problem yeah fuck you man the federal the federal laws so so you could go from california to oregon both of which have um legal marijuana oregon yep but if you get caught crossing state lines with your marijuana, you're in trouble. What? It's federal. Yeah.

Because of the federal laws against marijuana. That's ridiculous. Yeah. You go between two totally legal states. But if you're crossing between them, it's insane. It's something I think Thomas Massey, he's working on that with maybe marijuana, but definitely with raw milk because it's the same thing. Well, interstate clause has been the death of freedom.

Absolutely. Really. I assume there's value to it in certain circumstances. If someone could point them out to me, I'd love to hear. You can jail a lot of black people. Yeah. You can catch a lot of runaway slaves.

There you go. Honestly, I don't know. I don't know. Am I wrong? Doesn't West Virginia have medical? I swear, there's one in Charlestown. Isn't there a medical marijuana place? Am I wrong in thinking that?

I thought it was not legal at all, even medically,'ll check it out really quick because i swear it's legal in florida right i don't smoke i feel like i feel like i've seen a i feel like i heard it wasn't or they were working on it but then i feel like i've also seen i've seen a building there i've seen a building in charleston that's why i'm asking i didn't know that yeah signed into law april 19 2017 medical cannabis law'm going to read about it. We're going to start winding this down, but I just want to say one thing. We're going to be doing another new show. Yeah.

What? Poker podcast. Yo. Nice. Poker with the boys. Hell yeah. And the girls. And the girls.

Yeah, poker with the boys. Maybe we'll literally call it poker with the boys. With the boys. So, I've been've been like we got a casino nearby hollywood casino and i've been i play there like almost every weekend nice not poker just like table games and stuff the idea is you get a little bit of money and you go there you get you know drinks and stuff and you hang out with your friends on the weekend and uh my i just gotta advise everybody you don't go to casino win money you go to casino to give money

away like when i go to david busters and i spent a hundred bucks on that arcade everybody you don't go to a casino to win money. You go to a casino to give money away. Like when I go to Dave & Buster's and I spend $100 on that arcade card I don't expect to get anything back. Same thing's true for a casino. Don't go there thinking you're gonna make money. You're gonna lose your money. But I've been playing Hold'em recently and then someone suggested we do our own

poker show because it's basically just people hanging out talking shit and laughing. It's the greatest. And I was like that's super easy, super fun talking shit yeah and laughing it's the greatest and i was like that's super easy super fun and okay let's do it so we got a pro poker table coming to the new studio with the in-table shuffler and all that stuff we need to we need to find somebody who's like good maybe like semi-pro former pro or am or someone and then i guess the bigger deal is clint russell well how far away are you florida dude that's too far so we we played for this during the super bowl we played a like a

zero stakes game everybody just got some chips and then we all played and uh it's like like you know one person went all in on the first hand with king seven and i had trip queens and i'm like what the fuck are you doing? And they're like, that wasn't you. They were like, I don't know. And I'm like, okay, well, it's like... No, you gotta get real players, dude. That'd be fun. At least people who know the basics of playing. What would be sick, too, is if you could

fucking show the hole cards. I know. That would be rad. You gotta. We gotta show the hole cards. That's a lot harder to do. It is, but if you just had steady cams for the eight players or whatever, you could just have them up, but then you couldn't have a screen harder to do. It is, but if you just had steady cams for the eight players or whatever, you could just have them up, but then you couldn't have a screen there, obviously. No, what we would have to do is...

The monitor, I mean. The pinhole camera. So the table's really nice, the ProTable, but there's no raised rail for cameras. So you could do something where you put the glass and then the cards sit on it and put the cameras underneath it. Yeah, that'd be killer. Yeah, that's what i've been envisioning the whole

time you would you would have to to make it a poker show otherwise it's a podcast hangout yeah yeah but if you could see people's cards i mean it would just it would bring in both the people that just want the dope like joe rogan rogan experience conversation but then also the world series of poker thing like hybrid tim oh come on man you know i gotta say to any like some people have actually played with me like i've seen people at the casino and they're like oh shit fucking tim pool cool man and i'm like we play and they just feed you money no i mean one guy crushed me oh really but a lot of them you know i i will will be at low stakes i pretty much make money fairly easily yeah but uh it's really weird playing on

the world series of poker app do you play on it i haven't in years so fucking weird why like because so like look i'm not gonna go lose money at a casino i i if anybody who watches don't know the kind of person i am i immediately the first thing i did was google search hold them basic strategy basic rules card hand strengths everything i needed to learn positions names of positions i'm like i'm not going to show up and just be like duh and put money down no to a certain degree i understand i got to learn i got to experience the game and so i learned a lot of basic stuff pre-flop ranges you know post-flop strategy things like that and i'm like oh okay go to local casino and i'm like wow i'm winning a lot of money is it kind kind of easy. Nobody bluffs. I play online. Literally nobody plays.

It's the weirdest shit when I'm playing. Because they're all pros. On the World Series of Poker? Oh, no, that's true. Well, are you playing high stakes? So it's a non-cash game, right? Oh, interesting. But no one raises pre-flop ever.

And I'm like, it's the weirdest thing when you're in a table that's like a $200, it's arguably a $200 buy-in when you need a certain like if you're gonna buy chips in the game otherwise you earn your way up to the high level tables but i'm just like i'm playing and i'm like okay so i've got um i've got uh uh you know suited connectors uh and it's you know medium to high range i'm gonna do three three big blind rays they all freak out and they're like what a fucking asshole i'm like what i'm raising because you're probably dealing with like a bunch of retirees in fucking boca ratana who are just like we're just like why are you playing seriously we're just having fun but i'll be looking for the right cars and they'll have like five or more games open

at once and they're just like yeah any anything that derails from what they're expecting they'll just like no i don't know i don't fold i don't like playing in the app i don't either i like seeing people's eyes well the point i was gonna make is what's gonna be fun about this show is i'm the biggest shit talker at the table my it's it's what's fun about the game is literally just fucking with people and talking shit and that's why i enjoy it hell yeah so like one story i have is i was playing against a dude i think he's a fan too so shout out to fans of hearing this. Nice. But I got a big, I won big off his stack with trips more than one occasion. And he thought I was bluffing.

He's like, fuck, got me. So then finally, I'm like, all right, he wins against me with trips and takes a big portion of my stack because I fucked up, played bad. And so then I'm like, all right, here's what I got to do. The next time I get a good hand, I got to act like it's bad and then just over bet so that it looks like i'm bluffing god so then i get i get dealt like ace king or something and then i'm like oh no this hand is very bad i better bet really big to scare him off and then he's like uh so i bet like 20 bucks and then he's like okay i'll call and then i'm like here's the flop oh no and it was uh the flop gave me the straight and then uh and then i'm like oh no that's the worst possible thing for me

i'm going to bet very big so that he thinks that i'm bluffing and then folds and then i bet like 50 you're not saying this out loud yes that's literally what i'm doing that's the point that's why i think the show would be funny and then he's like looking at me he's like are you fucking with me right and then i'm like that's what i would have thought and then i'm like looking at me, he's like, are you fucking with me? That's what I would have thought. And then I'm like, uh-oh, the turn is really bad. It's even worse. I better put more money in. And then when the river came, it was clear that I had the nut straight. And then I was just like, oh, shit, I'm going to have to go all in.

Otherwise, he's going to call me and I'm going to lose all my money. And then he sits there thinking for a second and he's like, I call. And then I flip over the straight. He's like, fuck, I thought you were fucking with me. Yeah, dude, that's crazy. So that's the fun shit that I like doing. I used to play either six or eight. It's like 15 years ago,

but six or eight tables at a time online, offshore, you know, poker playing. It was so fun, man. It was such a good time. And then all like the feds went after it. They fucking absorbed all of our funds and it just kind of killed it. I got breaking news from Jack Posobiec

who just tweeted out, who is this fool out here looking like Lard Biscuit? And then it's a picture of you, Clint. Why the fuck? I think because you brought him up on the show earlier. Why the fuck? Oh, because I brought Posobiec. Oh, man.

Pozo got weapons, man. Pozo know how to fly a ride. Lard Biscuit? Yeah, it's funny. Oh, my God. You look tired in that photo. You know what we can do? We can do, maybe we do the poker show at the coffee shop

yeah we could yeah so we'll need to get another table excited i got one getting delivered but that would be really cool third floor and then uh it's a non-buy like the idea is there's no buy-in the idea would be more tournament style everybody's given when you show up a set amount of chip value that you can play with and the goal is just to be the winner yeah so it's not gambling and then we just we play it we film it maybe we can get members even you know because we're chip value that you can play with. And the goal is just to be the winner. So it's not gambling. And then we just, we play it, we film it.

Maybe we can get members even, you know, cause we're building the new coffee shop, third floor. We can have gaming set up. Let's do that. All right. We're going to,

we're going to wrap this up and thanks everybody for, for being members. This was one of the more fun members only shows. I'm really interested to see how tomorrow's new Culture War with Tim Pool show turns out. It'll be up at 1pm, youtube.com slash Timcast. And then we're going to put up clips from the show throughout the week. The reason I want to do this show is that there's

as I mentioned, a lot of guests don't want to do news commentary and I think we can actually generate news by interviewing high profile guests who will say things that end up being news stories themselves. So, Clinton, Josie, thanks for hanging out. It's been a blast thanks so much absolute pleasure brother thank you for having me so soon and uh to all our members thanks for hanging out and we will see you all next time