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Episode Date: January 15, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:59 Every week, we produce four uncensored episodes of the Timcast IRL podcast exclusively at Timcast.com and we're going to bring you the most important for our weekend show. If you want to check out more segments just like this, become a member at Timcast.com. Now, enjoy the show. Yeah, I was just telling the Hodge twins how, you know, here at Timcast, we got a vax mandate policy. Everybody who works here they got to get the fifth booster shot not me everyone else has to no i'm just kidding we have no we have no vax mandate no mask mandate and i actually uh when when they announced the biden administration was gonna do that thing where any company with more than 100 employees had to force a vax mandate daily wire said fuck you
Starting point is 00:01:44 i was like in spirit fuck you we don was like, in spirit, fuck you. We don't have that many employees. We have like 30. But fuck you anyway, because I'm not doing it. Yeah, but that's the challenge of like, I don't like coming out and asserting I know exactly what's going on, even if it is the vaccine,
Starting point is 00:01:59 despite the fact that we've got a clear correlation of some major health incident happening around the world. And then we've got mass vaccination. We've got vaccines with side effects like blood clots, and then we get people having blood clots and strokes. It's like, come on, man. Cancer's up, too, all of a sudden. Yeah, that's weird.
Starting point is 00:02:14 That's weird. And there was a report on miscarriages being up around the time of vaccine drives and shit like that. Now, I'm going to say it definitively. I still don't know, but I mean i mean like you take a look at all that data make a decision for yourself and i i mean it genuinely when i say like you got to find a doctor who knows what the fuck this is right so like call a private doctor and say did you read the report on x if they say no call another one and the people are like oh but it's so hard to find a good one like that's what i had to do yeah and the thing is you know typically these these
Starting point is 00:02:43 doctors are the expensive private ones for celebrities, for members of Congress. So no fucking shit. Yeah. Members of Congress were getting ivermectin. That's right. That's the treatment protocol. But everyone else, it was horse medicine to them.
Starting point is 00:02:54 And now there's new studies still. There's studies coming out. There was a recent one that just came out specifically talking about how ivermectin is great at helping people with COVID. Helping them to get preventative care. Helping them to recover. Helping them even after having vaccine-related injuries. So ivermectin has been essentially helping a lot of different people out there.
Starting point is 00:03:16 And something that I personally was taking even before they labeled it horse medicine because I saw the medical studies. I saw the preliminary data. And I was like, I got to have this because they were going to ban it. He was calling it a visceromycin because he didn't know exactly what it was but he knew there was something.
Starting point is 00:03:29 I knew it was getting to a level where you couldn't talk about it so I just decided to. No, no, no. You're the guy who has leucisms. Of course. And I gladly own them. I was just calling it a visceromycin
Starting point is 00:03:39 so it wouldn't get banned. Exactly. You didn't get very sick either, did you? Nope. I was taking it. He was the least sick of anybody. Yeah yeah i i sent it i was like hey this is the frontline covid critical care alliance protocol let me know if you need anything on it um and then i was taking uh the protocols that
Starting point is 00:03:57 they recommended and i was great when you keith when you were coming down coming over i didn't we didn't talk about on the on the show earlier but what was it like? How'd you get over it? What'd you do? That's funny. When I tested positive, right, I called the doctor. I said, so what'd I do? I'm positive. What'd I do?
Starting point is 00:04:10 He's like, just stay home. Don't fuck yourself. Pretty much. That's what he said. Stay home, social distance, don't go out and spread it, and just stay hydrated. Put your head between your ass and kiss your ass goodbye. Fuck you. That's what they said to me.
Starting point is 00:04:24 Then I called this other doctor and they said, okay, here's what we can do. We can do IV saline. If you're dehydrated, we can do vitamins to help you beat this. We've got monoclonal antibodies. Those are expensive.
Starting point is 00:04:35 We can also get you prescribed steroids for inflammation. We can get you ivermectin if you want it. And then I'm just like, holy shit. You call one of these private dc area companies and they're like we will prescribe you literally whatever it is you think will cure you just tell us and all those people that died here in america how many of those people got that kind of treatment none of them and people were like tim's just going doctor shopping well fuck yeah are you kidding no shit i
Starting point is 00:04:58 call the doctor and i'm like like the study comes out it says under 29 should get the vaccine because there's a more higher likelihood of hospitalization from the vaccine than from uh from covet and then i'm like have you read the study and the doctor says no i say okay well i better find a better doctor yeah so anyway but let's let's jump to the story that you know i thought that was interesting to talk to about a little bit yo you guys ready for some fucked up shit oh hell yeah i love some fucked up shit not this one dude Inspector report found hundreds of Chicago teachers groomed and raped students. Wow.
Starting point is 00:05:29 That's right. 600 kids. I'm so shocked. And there were only a handful of prosecutions. Here's the funny part. Chicago, huh? Chicago.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Check this out. Several of the open cases involved CPS-affiliated adults exposing students to pornographic images, including one high school teacher who accessed porn while he was sharing a screen
Starting point is 00:05:44 with minor students. Oh, geez. Here you go, guys. They're giving this to kids. We said it was grooming. They said it was not. Inspector report in Chicago Board of Education says showing pornographic images to kids is grooming. Case closed, motherfuckers.
Starting point is 00:05:58 It's common sense. It's obvious. But this guy apparently pulled up the wrong window and he was like, oh, fuck, and it was his history. That was one of the incidents but if the if the inspector's report is going to outright say that uh is this let me let me see if i can find some of this shit if they outright say showing pornographic images to kids is grooming is sexual abuse this book genderqueer right here here's here's one where they're playing with a vibrator. Right? Okay, it's not overtly pornographic, but it's on the line of them. Okay, here's them actually using it,
Starting point is 00:06:29 and they're getting off. Look at the face, and they drew it. Here's one, and she then gives it to her sister. Let me see if I can find this one. Let's see. Why is my heart pounding?
Starting point is 00:06:40 I'm on Facebook. Where's the one with the blowjob? Everybody knows the blowjob one, but here's the blowjob dude gets sucked off it's not a dude it's a chick it's a strap on
Starting point is 00:06:49 it is a female with a strap on getting blown by another female but they're kids aren't those under 18 these are I think they're supposed
Starting point is 00:06:55 to be teenagers the best part is she says it didn't do anything for her yeah and she's like this is the other fucked up thing they're told
Starting point is 00:07:02 they're told like this is queer sex try it that is weird but hold on suck it off she tries it she tries and says This is the other fucked up thing. They're told, they're told like, this is, this is, this is queer sex. Try it. Try it. That is weird. But hold on. Suck it up. She tries it.
Starting point is 00:07:09 She tries and says, and it's not doing anything for me. Yeah. Because it's, because they're fucking with kids' brains. Yeah. The crazier thing in here is when she eats her own vag fluids.
Starting point is 00:07:18 What the? That book goes hard, dude. This book goes fucking hard. It's all the way in. Like, let's make sure the 12 year olds watch a fucking chick wearing, you know, in in her underwear eating her own fucking vag fluids the difference here is the teachers are overtly showing the porn to the kid this one you're like
Starting point is 00:07:33 someone left the book there for the kid to find on their own at what point like if i hand a kid a phone with porn on it i'm obviously showing the kid porn but if i oops i left my phone with porn on it right on their desk so that when i'm gone, they're going to walk in and see it. Am I still technically showing them porn? I think so. I mean, it's pedophilia 101. That's what pedophiles do. Oh, look, look at this.
Starting point is 00:07:54 Oh, look, you want to try it? Sounds like grooming to me personally. Yeah. I remember when I was in sixth grade, we had to get parents' permission just to sit in sixth ed. Yeah. Just to learn how women get pregnant. Right. Now you got all this stuff.
Starting point is 00:08:09 I think people should read this. I really do. Because you'll understand how this chick was groomed. She talks about how when she's going through puberty, she's going to the doctor and the doctor's like, I got to give you a pelvic exam. It's an OBGYN. And she's like, it hurts.
Starting point is 00:08:21 It's painful. And then she had a psychological traumatic event where she was like, hurts it's painful and then she had a psychological traumatic event where she was like things inside me hurt she's she's this is like psychological damage of an individual and and what's happening is you got these schools that are grooming these kids into thinking this instead of realizing like dude females these are your bodies this is what it is to be a human yeah but they they groom them and say no no they tell these girls little little girls and little boys are growing up and they're completely flat chested they go through puberty girls start developing boobs and it's i saw i'm told it's awkward right yeah then the teacher goes to them
Starting point is 00:08:53 and says we can cut them off stop it from happening yeah then you don't got to worry about it you've got to be embarrassed and the girls say okay good yeah because they don't want to feel that way yeah because they're they're they're naive to what's going on. Tim, you're being too hard here. Okay, they shut down Jeffrey Epstein's Island. What are they supposed to do, okay? Right? The island's no longer available. It's not running.
Starting point is 00:09:13 It's for sale. Come on. Bullshit for kids. Oh, my God, dude. This one's actually two dudes banging in the book right in the beginning. Hey, let me say, I think sexuality sexuality is taught what do y'all think like i'm straight because my parents i was raised that way i don't think so you don't think so if you okay let me put you okay let's say you were adopted right and let's say pete booty jh and his
Starting point is 00:09:39 husband or wife whatever they raised you they raised you from the age of four or five years old. Your chances of being... They give you two classes. One to reproduce and other classes. Yeah, I'm talking to Mike. Mike, man. Yeah, yeah. I think a majority can be teached because if you look at... I got anecdotal evidence. Look at all the
Starting point is 00:10:03 parents that's queer that's raising their kids. They're gay. All of them are gay. Every last one of them. Like pedophiles, when they do that stuff, the horrible stuff to kids. Why is it when they get older, they do it to kids too? Psychological trauma. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:17 So it's like, I guess if you think it could be taught, you're saying you can traumatize and damage kids' brains into making them do horrible things. Yeah, you could say that. Yeah. Because my view is, I think a lot of these people who are molested and then grow up to be molesters, there's an emotional damage and a malfunction happening. For sure. You've damaged and broken the person. So I don't think it's taught.
Starting point is 00:10:39 But I see your point, I suppose. You can fuck people up. You can break them. But my point is this. If you take little kids and you let them live together without learning sex ed, when they get older, they'll start fucking. Right, yeah. You can traumatize them. I think it's a product of your environment.
Starting point is 00:10:56 I think human beings left to their own devices overwhelmingly. I think gay people happen. I think gay people exist. I think trans people happen i think gay people exist i think trans people happens but i think that a lot of these young kids who are trans are socially uh social contagion meaning they're not really trans right they're just they're feeling it so like this book is manufactured look when she's like in my mind she talks about how she masturbates i don't know they whatever she masturbates by sticking a sock in her pants and then pretending she has a dick that's creative but she's still she's still masturbating
Starting point is 00:11:30 by like a girl yeah she's just thinking of something different but then when she actually gets the strap on and has some girl suck it she's like this doesn't do anything don't shit because there's a physical component to it that can't be taught and she's traumatized
Starting point is 00:11:45 she's like i went to a doctor and she brought in the forceps and i said it was excruciatingly painful and i hated it so you went to a shitty ass doctor who hurt you yeah and because of that now she goes running to a teacher who's like be gay and she's like that solves all my problems instead of someone being like let's get you a better doctor it's not going to hurt you right well they wouldn't say be gay they'd say be trans and at this point it's not right not even interested in making gay like i would say even they're trying to eliminate like the new conversion therapy is send kids to trans uh trans doctors and make them transition because you know you're not really gay you're just trans like you don't oh timmy doesn't like i'm using tim's name here tim doesn't like he doesn't like
Starting point is 00:12:19 girls he's just he or he doesn't like guys he's not gay he's just a female trapped inside a woman's body let me play devil's advocate here if they can't be taught if they can't be taught then they can't be groomed what do you mean of course they can't if you can't be taught so when they're grooming kids they're they're shattering their brains and they're making them do sex acts for adults right? So I think the grooming is like get a kid to do sex acts is different from someone feeling a sexual attraction and wanting to have sex with a woman or a man so like
Starting point is 00:12:55 a 12 year old boy who's groomed like these drag kids or whatever they have no idea what the fuck they're doing they're just doing what their parents told them to do you can make someone lift bricks. You can make someone play golf. You can teach someone to skateboard. That I get.
Starting point is 00:13:07 You can teach a person to give a good blowjob or whatever. It doesn't mean they actually enjoy it. It doesn't mean that it's something they're naturally driven to do. So I guess my point is, to a certain degree, you can condition people to do a lot of things. What I'm saying is that kids who grow up will naturally start engaging in sex with each other you don't you don't need to teach a human being how a man or woman how to have sex they will do it yeah they will just do it question you can and i'll tell you this it's really really simple to a lot of people will be like i don't know about that i can prove you wrong in one second if there was ever a point where
Starting point is 00:13:39 humans didn't know how to have sex with each other without being taught humans wouldn't exist because there would be no more humans the natural instinct yeah but you can you can you can shatter someone's mind how do you define being gay that's a question i would a counter question before i can answer your initial question about if it's you know nature and nurture somebody dates the uh same sex but is it someone that wants to fuck someone of the same sex and never does or someone that fucks people of the same sex and has and hates every second of it i think it's a little bit of both i mean you can't be gay and not have sex with a gay person is a person that wants to have sex with the same somebody is uh attracted to the same sex yeah but but most people that are gay they're bisexual anyway but you're saying
Starting point is 00:14:18 sexual men and women if it's someone that's just the attraction itself then someone may never actually have any physical outward expression of gayness they never fuck anybody they're married they have three kids but they want to fuck it so they're gay but then the dude for whoever prison or whatever they end up fucking 50 guys have no interest in it for whatever reason yeah you gotta have some interest you can fuck yeah so maybe they fuck one whatever you know but if they don't want to do it if it's kind of forced on them but they're just like or they're being coerced then are they really gay i think people can be damaged this book is really interesting because explains the process of mental damage on this young woman how like she didn't like social elements they weren't properly
Starting point is 00:14:57 explained to her and she rejected them one she's like i liked playing with snakes you can be a girl but bindi erwin plays with snakes she's a woman she was like wanted to go swimming, and the boys took their shirts off, so I took my shirt off, and they said, don't take your shirt off. And she's like, why? So it's like, dude, because you don't want to wear a shirt does not mean you're a male or not a female. She's saying she's non-binary because she doesn't want to adhere to social components that they claim don't exist anyway.
Starting point is 00:15:21 It makes no sense. And then her parents are the ones that answer that question of why do I have to wear a shirt? Apparently this kid didn't have parents that were there to explain it. Oh no, my period. Every month. I never wanted this to happen. She's just like, I don't.
Starting point is 00:15:33 All women are like that. They don't want... And so what happens... Exactly. And so what happens is they've been offering up medical intervention. Birth control that stops periods and girls are like, I'll take it.
Starting point is 00:15:42 They don't want to be women. You know, it's funny because Freud talked about penis envy and all that shit yeah and i think it's a silly idea but when you have women 85 of trans kids are female to male yeah girls really don't want to be girls it seems like yeah right it's crazy you know that um what's uh not ellen ellen page got transitioned to elliot elliot page Got fake abs. Did you see that? Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:07 She didn't even work for it, dude. Come on. I know. Come on. It's such a cop-out, dude. Have you seen these trans... Well, fuck. What do you call them? These men,
Starting point is 00:16:14 who used to be biological women, they take the testosterone and they come out with the beards. Oh, yeah. Do you see the video of the trans man being like, I was being misgendered. Like, I have facial hair.
Starting point is 00:16:26 It's like, bro, just because you took testosterone and grew facial hair, people still see you as a woman. They're being lied to. Yeah, those hips do not lie. I don't know if the Elliot Page abs are fake or not. Do you guys know what I'm saying? No, no, they are fake. There's no way she could have been able to achieve
Starting point is 00:16:40 a tone and physique like that in that amount of time. No, no, it's not that. It's that any muscle workout has a 30% transference to the surrounding muscles. You guys know all this shit. So Elliot Page is gaunt and skinny as fuck, but with ripped-ass abs. She looks like Schmeagle with abs. Like, you
Starting point is 00:16:55 can't just get abs and not have worked out any other muscle in your body. Exactly. Your arms would be a certain circumference as well. I guess you can electrocute your abs. That shit doesn't work. You ever see that stuff? Did you try it? Did you guys ever try that? Nah. I did, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:07 Put some pads on the muscle and just hope that God does the rest, yeah. Do I really need to put force effort? One of the ideas, we're doing this thing on Saturday,
Starting point is 00:17:15 the skateboarding thing, and Luke was telling me that we have this fake bodysuit as a prop for the show, and it makes you super ripped. Oh, yeah? You should wear it.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Oh, shit. Wear a silicon bodysuit so I look like Superman or something. I was saying, dress up as Ian. So we have a fake Ian walking around. Works for me. Do you guys come into contact with kids a lot and just working? Do you have a lot of fans that are children that you talk to
Starting point is 00:17:37 or that this stuff comes up with or anything like that? No. No. Most of our, like, when we do our comedy shows, it's all older people anyway. Are you guys still doing a lot of health stuff? I kind of got away from it. No. When we do our comedy shows, it's all older people anyway. Are you guys still doing a lot of health stuff? I kind of got away from it. We got away from it because we got so busy with the politics.
Starting point is 00:17:51 We want to start another fitness channel because it's so much fun to do. You guys could do a supplement line at this point or something, I would think, would be real successful. Yeah, we had all of that. We just went straight politics, yeah. Was it a pain in the ass doing that stuff? No, it's not. You come up, there's plenty of companies. You tell them what you want in a product, and they produce it.
Starting point is 00:18:08 I mean, working with this one protein, man, that protein was amazing. I mean, that's why all the companies you see inside the VitamShot GNCs, they go through pretty basically the same manufacturers. You just tell them what you want. Oh, so they just put a label on it. You create the label. Yeah, a private label. Yeah, people create your label.
Starting point is 00:18:26 Then what do they take? Most of the profits? You split the profits? No, you just pay them to manufacture product and you market it. Yeah. And you market up and sell it. You seem exceedingly disinterested with that conversation. No, no, no. We actually working with the guys, man, to bring back
Starting point is 00:18:41 something because I think it's very important. I take a multivitamin, a high-end seed and make sure make sure you have a nice you know it's great for your immunity to take vitamins how do you guys your brain yeah yeah i was gonna i was gonna ask you about that because you brought that up during the show about uh your stomach yeah like your your gut's extremely important so your gut's not working your brain's not working and a lot of the times a lot of people eat a lot of inflammatory foods a lot of times the glyph glyphosate, which is pretty much just like an antibiotic, they get prescribed antibiotics all the time. They get rid of all the good gut flora, and the gut flora is the ones that create all the serotonin, all the dopamine, all the important chemicals for people to run and operate in an adult way and not act like children or absolutely emotional retards. And sadly, there's a lot of emotional retards because i think there's a larger attack on people's diet um as far as like health what kind of advice um do you think is the most
Starting point is 00:19:30 important like i gotta i gotta correct sorry real quick she didn't eat the vagina slime she pulled it out put it in front of her face and said no no i can't do it so it's all white too it's very important that she literally says my sister told me to stick my finger inside myself and then she said something like you've never tasted yourself what no you and then she tries says no i can't do it that book's insane it's for little kids it's for kids this is what they're bringing to kids yeah those are conversations should be had one-on-one with voice with a parent um they don't translate very well i just want to show a to make sure of a correction, Luke. Sorry, keep going. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:20:05 I was just going to ask you guys. What do you think throughout all your years of working on your health, what's the most important advice that you could give somebody? Your diet and consistency. Yeah. Without those two things,
Starting point is 00:20:15 you can't be a healthy person. So some people also have this theory that you should only do like one heart-intensive workout a week. Some people say you should do it every other day. I would just tell people to listen to your body. Your body's going to tell you. Yeah, and it just depends on your goals.
Starting point is 00:20:29 I just want to be lean and muscular and strong. And I would do cardio from time to time to keep my cardiovascular up. But that's pretty much what I wanted out of fitness was that. But bodybuilders, they take that shit way too far. Bodybuilding is unhealthy. Yeah. Gaining weight, losing weight.
Starting point is 00:20:49 People just want to be pretty for other people. That's essentially what you're doing. Your hormones are shot. Yeah, for sure. Is that because of too much supplements or too much bulking, cutting? Bulking, cutting. Got it. It's the yo-yoing.
Starting point is 00:21:02 Yeah. It kills your endocrine system and man you can't survive without going out and getting the hormones at that point yeah a lot of professional
Starting point is 00:21:10 fighters also report a lot of those same kind of larger hormone problems because they have to cut weight to make a certain weight limit
Starting point is 00:21:17 they're addicted to caffeine too I had to work on that too much caffeine is just horrible yeah pre-workout it's not that good for you it's really horrible
Starting point is 00:21:24 for your heart yeah someone's got like 400 milligrams they. It's really horrible for your heart. Yeah, someone's got like 400 milligrams. They're not healthy at all. And your body gets addicted to it. It gets immune to it. So you have to take
Starting point is 00:21:31 more and more and more before you know it. You're taking like, what, 600 milligrams of caffeine before you work out? Yeah, I didn't really realize that
Starting point is 00:21:38 until I got a little bit older. I can't really mess with pre-workout anymore. I can't sleep at all. Yeah, same here. I remember a couple months ago, I was like, I've got to take care of my health. Okay, let's actually maximize this. Let's take the pre-workout symbol i can't sleep at all yeah same here see i remember a couple months ago i was like i gotta take care of my health okay let's let's actually maximize this let's take
Starting point is 00:21:48 the pre-workout please work out let's take all that and then i couldn't sleep at night and i'm like what the fuck in the morning i know i'm like what the fuck it's like the middle of my heart's racing i'm like what the fuck's going on here and then i'm like i talked to my personal trainer he's like are you taking pre-workout yeah i'm like don't fucking do that i stopped doing that because because a lot of it it's it's up and detrimental to your overall long-term health right you know you like I still take supplements that's not the you know doesn't have any stimulus like uh creatine beta alanine I take that for my workout and and just taking those two supplements alone and remove the caffeine it doesn't ruin my sleep I get the energy the beta alanine you can work out longer and harder the creatine it gives you a couple extra reps here and there so that's really
Starting point is 00:22:28 still good to take but as far as caffeine caffeine too much caffeine is really bad do you do any caffeine now i can't touch caffeine yeah i don't even all my sodas with caffeine i don't drink anything no coffee never it's just like stuff like this water i can drink you know you know what gator light is right you're familiar it's like very salty yeah, water. I can drink decaf. You know what Gator Light is, right? You're familiar? It's like very salty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's real salty. It's good. It's weird.
Starting point is 00:22:48 Yeah, it's good. You know, we have like these keto, like keto cashew butter stuff. Yeah. And it's got no sugar, but it's got salt. Right. So salty is sweet. Right? You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:22:59 Yeah. Like, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah. It's almost, it's like the salt is, it's good salt, sea salt, and it's almost sweet when you're eating it. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. salt is, it's good salt, sea salt, and it's almost sweet when you're eating it. It's weird. It's weird. How do I explain it?
Starting point is 00:23:06 Is that that boo, those boo keto bar things? Those things for sure, but it's that cookie dough stuff. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's like stuff. Oh, yeah. It's a keto, it's a cashew butter, but like cookie dough flavor. It's got a little monk fruit in it. Yeah, that's what it is.
Starting point is 00:23:20 But it's salty and you can taste it and you're like, it's, we've had a few things like that because we cut out most of the sugars and the salt does replace to a certain degree the sugar it's kind of crazy y'all got those here yeah i got a bunch of them you want some fucking sold yeah the boo food bars we have are like they're protein bars that are just like tons of fat tons of fat no sugar just protein it's not bacon but but we also have we started cutting out all the weird shit because even though they it's like there's no sugar just protein it's not bacon but we also have we started cutting out all the weird shit because even though
Starting point is 00:23:46 they it's like there's no sugar in them there's still like weird things you can't pronounce you know like maladol yeah I mean maladol's not so bad
Starting point is 00:23:53 but we got but we've got protein bars where it's like beef paprika garlic salt pepper we got this shit here
Starting point is 00:23:59 from Alex Stein look at this this uh not Alex Stein Andrew Meyer Andrew Meyer sorry sorry there's other things from Alex Alex Stein. Andrew Meyer. Andrew Meyer. Sorry, sorry, sorry. There's other things from Alex Stein around here.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Andrew Meyer. Look at the ingredients. Look at the ingredients. Alex, no, not Alex Stein. Beef pepper salt. That's it, huh? Beef pepper salt. I need my glasses for this.
Starting point is 00:24:17 I told him that. That was one of my criticisms, to make the font bigger. Yeah. Unless he don't want you to see what's in it. Beef pepper pepper, salt Man, that's good shit Yeah, a lot of people think salt and meat protein Is bad for you
Starting point is 00:24:30 It's not You just gotta get the right amount of salt You ever see that documentary about people in Siberia They eat nothing Because of the fish And then they eat whale blubber And that's a super high fat, high protein diet And they have no heart disease
Starting point is 00:24:44 And they're all ripped I think it's too many carbs I think carbs lead to that I think that's what you call it carbs carbs are bad yeah you gotta cut sugar
Starting point is 00:24:52 yeah wheat you gotta go right now you gotta throw all the sugar in the garbage all of it biggest psyops they're pulling on us right now gluten especially
Starting point is 00:24:58 I think gluten is bad well a lot of the artificial sugar is just fucking GMO fucking poison bullshit that you should never be taking but a little bit of a little bit of fruit a little bit of fiber, really good for you. But listen, berries don't have a lot of sugar in them.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Fructose. Fructose is bad for you. It has you processing your liver. But berries, like blueberries and raspberries, don't have a lot of sugar. Strawberries don't have a lot of sugar. Strawberries are mostly dietary fiber. So I've been doing, I did a keto for like a year and then I eased up a little bit. But you could eat a bowl of
Starting point is 00:25:25 strawberries drenched in whipped cream and get like 10 carbs out of the whole thing. Are you 100% sure about that? One strawberry is a half carb. No shit. So if you have like 10 strawberries, then you're looking at five carbs. How about cherries? Cherries are the same way, right?
Starting point is 00:25:42 So yeah, cherries, there's not that much sugar in these things. They're tart and there's a lot of fiber. Yes. So that's why fruit's good for you. Even eating an orange, orange has got a lot of sugar in it, but one orange is not that bad. It's got a bunch of fiber in it. You pull a little thing off, you eat it.
Starting point is 00:25:55 The problem is we found a way to extract all that sugar out of something and then hyper-concentrate it into a tiny little piece of sugar you eat. Well, apparently orange juice is a science. A lot of people understand. It is. It is. No, for real, it is. It was Freud.
Starting point is 00:26:11 It was Bernays. No, was it Bernays? I think it was Freud or Bernays. I forgot which one. It was Bernays. So it's Freud's nephew. There was an orange surplus, and so the orange sellers were like,
Starting point is 00:26:23 no one's going to want to buy these oranges because we have too many. What do we do? And he says he says i know we'll do a campaign for a new product orange juice juice all the oranges and then we'll tell people if one orange is healthy a glass of orange juice has five oranges in it must be five times as healthy all of a sudden like a democrat 60 carbs in a single glass for breakfast and they're fucking destroying their livers yeah crazy too much sugar. That's right. And you have like
Starting point is 00:26:46 no fiber in there either when you blend it or when you juice it it's even worse. You're just getting only the water and only the sugar and specifically fructose
Starting point is 00:26:53 like Tim said earlier you only get like 30 grams of fructose that gets digested by your liver. If you've been eating like a bunch of peaches and then your face
Starting point is 00:26:59 feels like all red and flush or whatever after eating a bunch of them that's your liver being like yo, we got too much. So much man, it's hard to handle. Did you see what to robert downey jr what happened he went vegan yeah what the fuck do you see how he looks like he looks like he's like 20 yes
Starting point is 00:27:12 really yes he looks just look up probably if you go on twitter right now and just type in robert downey jr vegan and you see the before and after it is fucking terrifying it's like fuck he's dead they may he's like maybe they were gone twitter look it up on twitter no they weren't dying his hair he looks oh there it is i think they've been making him look for the iron man stuff but he's supposedly supposed to be returning they're supposed to be no he said no didn't he i don't know i think he said no yeah i thought he said no i mean that's it's you know rj I mean, you know what? You know what? Me and Keith went vegan for like three months,
Starting point is 00:27:48 and it has a feminizing effect over your body. That's why they're pushing it so much. This is the larger agenda. This is why they want you effeminate. Look at Ian's face. This is what happens to me. He looks like Rosie O'Donnell right now. Yeah, he does.
Starting point is 00:28:04 Oh, snap. Yeah, it has a very feminizing effect. And it also ruins a lot of people's hair because they're not getting a lot of biotin, a lot of B vitamins
Starting point is 00:28:11 that are in meat specifically, especially organ meat. Are you guys big on the whole organ meat kind of trend that's been going on? Nah, the liver king and all that? Nah.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Yeah, what do you think about that? I mean, I knew that guy was on drugs. If you didn't know that guy was on drugs, you weren't paying attention, you were dumb what was the meme, like some guy made a video where he was like
Starting point is 00:28:28 I was saddened to learn that I was the last person on earth to find out that Libertine was taking drugs it is obvious it was pretty clear he lied to people and told them he wasn't on steroids specifically said I've never used steroids then he sold his image
Starting point is 00:28:46 to sell his supplements. Is that not fraud? Yeah. He's getting sued for that. That's a conflict of interest. Do I tell people I'm taking steroids or do I tell them I'm taking my supplements? Is that him again right there,
Starting point is 00:28:57 how skinny he is? Look at that. The thing about Burger King is he was brazen about it. Why the hell is he flexing? He's eating all the syringes and stuff. He looks terrible. He aged like crazy.
Starting point is 00:29:07 All on the vegan diet. See what happens when you don't eat beef liver, Ian? But Luke, you understand what this means because adrenochrome is not vegan. Oh no. It's animal based. He probably thinks he looks great. That's the whole thing about it.
Starting point is 00:29:24 It's like a psychosis. It looks like Colbert. When you become vegan, you get entrenched in it so much. He thinks he looks amazing. He's flexing right there. Did that happen to you again when you guys were vegan? Yeah. What happened to you guys?
Starting point is 00:29:36 You want to believe what you want to believe, right? You know what? He believes he's... This is what happened. Me and Keith was looking at YouTube, and I saw this pig in a fucking slaughterhouse. This fucking pig comes around the corner dragging his fucking leg right and they come in and beat the shit out of the pig yeah i said like i can't eat a pig right so about three months in i said fuck it i need some bacon
Starting point is 00:29:58 and when i ate bacon it tastes like chocolate cake. I love bacon. That's how you know the value of animal fat when you haven't had any and you get a little bit. We went to the shooting range. I grabbed some pork belly tacos. It was basically a piece of bacon this thick and this wide on a tortilla with avocado cream and onion.
Starting point is 00:30:20 We go to Korean barbecue. I get the pork belly, not the thinly sliced. They come out. it looks like bacon but it's this thick it's thick pork belly is good oh man I like it burnt too
Starting point is 00:30:29 cause it's rockin' crispy bone marrow bone broth are so good for you you get so much nutrition out of that and it's so important for your mental health
Starting point is 00:30:38 as well people don't realize that they want you to eat the bugs because it makes you effeminate and I'll tell you guys you wanna know what they're doing I saw that the worm ringworm you wanna know what they're doing so if you look at a dog
Starting point is 00:30:48 right a dog is a wolf but permanently a child so this is this is basically how it works wolves started scavenging the refuse of human camps right the wolves that were less scared of humans were more likely to survive because they ate more food that humans would leave behind. Humans who let the wolves be there were more likely to survive because the wolves peeing around the camp kept bears and other shit away. So humans and wolves slowly started coming together. But this meant that if there was an aggressive wolf, the humans would throw something at it. It would run away. But the wolves that weren't aggressive would stay.
Starting point is 00:31:21 Give it a thousand years. And what happens is wolves become proto dogs become dogs and a dog is a wolf cub that never grows up that's what they want to do to humans they want people to be permanently short prepubescent little worker bees soy boys soy boys cattle boys that's why they want you all to be vegan they want you to be trans they want you to all take drugs so they're basically domesticating the human male to drop, to get. Look, you want to team up with a wolf? Wolf will growl at you.
Starting point is 00:31:50 You got to tell the wolf what to do. Same thing with a guy, right? You can't walk up to him and be like, do as you're told. He's going to be like, listen here, buddy. I don't know who the fuck you are. But a little effeminate soy boy, you can get him to do whatever the fuck you want. Look at Antifa. They're all in a cult.
Starting point is 00:32:03 Just like they're desperately trying to be in the cult a dog desperately wants you to love it please love me please it's like that's what dogs do wolves are like the fuck you look at it now look at the woke cult they're like i can't let anybody be mad at me i don't want anyone to be mad at me right and they're like i can't i can't say anything mean look at that it's a trigger someone or domesticating take away the meat. Take away the testosterone. Give everybody hormones. Give them hormone blockers. Put endocrine disruptors in their food.
Starting point is 00:32:30 And you turn all the dudes into little babies. Well, this is why they're going after cows. They're saying, cows, curry, CO2. And we have to go after them. I'm like, motherfucker, you live in a fucking city. Like, why are you going after farmers? Like, this makes absolutely no sense at all. And now they're like, we got to cut meat production.
Starting point is 00:32:43 We got to stop people from eating meat. What happens when you do that? You effeminize everybody the industrial agriculture seems pretty rude pretty brutal absolutely yeah big a big agriculture is fucked up when you see those lakes of blood feces like this kind of probably stuff you were talking about i think i saw similar things where they take the little pig and they smash it on the ground till it's dead because they're shooting the cows in the head and he're rolling down. I was like, oh man. The cow's nose is like and it did a and it just rolls. I'm like, oh man, it's
Starting point is 00:33:11 fucked up. I would love to ease into a system where we don't have that kind of torturous industry. You got a lot of mouths to feed. Was stem cell growth meat? Grow stem cells in labs? Is that the next step? The fat is a fat problem. So we can grow the meat, but there's no fat in it.
Starting point is 00:33:27 Right. And so it's a really dry, gritty burger. Correct. It's tough. And so what do they try to do? They try to put like oil in it or something. Nah, you can't be tallow, man. When you get a bite of pork and there's a big old chunk of fat on it, come on.
Starting point is 00:33:40 Right. Yeah, that's what gives it all the flavor. What do y'all think about that impossible meat? No, it's not meat. What's in Yeah, that's what gives it all the flavor. What do y'all think about that impossible meat? No, it's not meat. What's in it? That's Bill Gates GMO. One of those burgers is like more than
Starting point is 00:33:49 100% salt. It's processed, right? It's seed oils. It's seed oils, GMO fucking bullshit fucking soy, corn predominantly. Yeah, give them
Starting point is 00:33:58 guy bitch tits and stuff. Exactly. Moops. Impossible burger and then there's beyond meat. I've had them both. I've had them both. But they weren't long term. There's stuff in them. I think what you're talking about. I can taste it. Impossible burger and then there's Beyond Meat. I've had them both. I've had them both. But they weren't long term.
Starting point is 00:34:07 There's stuff in them. I think what you're talking about. I can taste it. I gotta be honest though. I get sick if I eat beef. Oh, you do? Yeah, so we went out to eat the other day. Went to a steakhouse.
Starting point is 00:34:15 Went to Capitol Grill and I got a porcini soaked porter, a ribeye or something. It was the best fucking steak I ever had. Holy shit. You like it medium rare or well done?
Starting point is 00:34:23 Medium rare. It was so tender. I put the knife into it and it just peeled right off in the fork and I was like, I ate half of it. It was like 16 ounces, massive. That's a lot.
Starting point is 00:34:31 I got really sick. Yeah. Should have cooked it. No, but Luke points out it's probably because as you get older. It lowers stomach acid. Oh yeah, your body hadn't been using it.
Starting point is 00:34:41 So I tried, I drank lemon juice with it. I had a coffee afterwards. I had espresso afterwards. Wasn't enough. I got real sick. And that only happens when I have beef. If I have chicken or fish, no problem at all.
Starting point is 00:34:51 But we went to Nobu yesterday with some clients. It was really, really nice. And we got Wagyu everything. Totally fun. That's so good. So I just didn't overdo it. So I got to keep the beef at a low. I had like four ounces this time.
Starting point is 00:35:04 You guys ever had some Wagyu? Yeah, it's really it. So I got to keep the beef at a low. I had like four ounces this time. You guys ever had some Wagyu? Yeah, it's really good. But I got a question. I remember I ate some seafood and wine together. I felt so sick I wanted to die. I don't know what it was. Do you remember that time? It was like red wine and I ate seafood with it.
Starting point is 00:35:21 Well, it could have been contaminated seafood. Sometimes seafood is not sourced from the best sources. Sometimes seafood is left out a little bit too long. It might have not been the combination. It could have been just one of the shrimps or one of the whatever you had. He was eating an octopus. Octopus, yeah. Yeah, what they call it?
Starting point is 00:35:41 Calamari. Calamari. It was some bunch of sea, I think, I don't know. I say an octopus. It could have just been a bad fish. It happens. But guys, all right, I think we're going to wrap up. Oh, I have a clarification.
Starting point is 00:35:53 I said that Hooters wings were delicious, that the buffalo sauce. It was Hooters fried calamari. I never had the wings of Hooters. And the wings of fried calamari Hooters. Gentlemen, thank you all so much for hanging out. It's been a blast. Thank you for having us. And for everybody who's a member, you made it all possible.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Thanks for supporting us and helping us do this work. We'll see you all next time. That dude looks like he transitioned.

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