Timcast IRL - Sunday Uncensored: Jameson Ellis Members Only Podcast

Episode Date: March 3, 2024

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I was filled with a certain kind of satisfaction. I want you to watch this video because I know that all of you will also feel a kind of satisfaction. And the video is a guy robbing a Home Depot so a bunch of dudes beat the fucking shit out of him.

Good, dude. There you go. Good. Fucking scumbag. Yeah. You just walked out with all this shit. That's what he's planning to do. Shame on him, dude.

Asshole. Be careful. You're not fucking walking away with it, gank. Please? You are fucking taking nothing, asshole. You are fucking taking nothing. Get the fuck out of here.

I'm going. He still tries stealing. You're taking nothing. Drop it, you fucking piece of shit. He tries stealing and. They knock it out Let go of me now. Get out of the fucking car. Let go. So many problems. And fuck you. Let go. Fuck you. It's all it takes. I'm the fucking guy.

They're going to call the police. The cops aren't going to do shit. But that guy ain't coming back to that Home Depot no more. Yeah. And you know what made me, you know what I was thinking about when I saw this? Look, man. I watched this video from a Bronx tale. That's a fucking movie. Yeah. I watched Casino from a Bronx tale. That's a fucking movie.

I watched Casino this past weekend. Three fucking hours. Holy shit. Have you guys seen Casino? No, I've seen lots of clips from it, though. Dude, you gotta watch Casino. Yeah, you should watch it. Damn.

I went on a Don Rickles kick a few months ago. Scorsese. Holy shit. I love the scene where they catch the card cheats and he just fucking smashes his hand with a mallet. I get. He's like, which hand do you do? Do you do the tapping with my right?

I don't know. Bam. And he just smashes his hand. And look, look, I wouldn't actually want to be in a situation where I smash someone's hand like that. But the reason why it's satisfying is i think all of us are just so fucking fed up with these scumbags taking advantage of our kindness and our good our goodwill watching these guys just say fuck no we gotta pay what we pay because of people like you

and they as they beat the shit out of them they were off they pushed them they shoved them they stopped them they hold them down they sayved them, they stopped them, they hold them down, they say, call the police. It's the right thing to do. Yeah. But you know what I'm thinking, man, were we better off or worse off

when the mafia beat the shit out of people? Because I'm not a fan of shakedowns. Like the reality of the mafia is not some glorified movie. No, they were robbing people.

They were going to stores. They were stealing from them. My question is, as bad as that was, are we better or worse off now? I almost would rather have a couple of goons show up and be like,

here's what we're going to do. You're going to pay me and no one's going to fuck with you. And I'd be like, all right, I guess. Other than what we have now, where, could you imagine

if there was still a mafia? What would happen to these dudes who raided the store, stealing everything? When they run into a clothing shop and they'll just grab clothes? Mother. Holy shit. Mafia dudes would show up to their homes with baseball bats and crack some kneecaps and it would never happen again.

And it's not a good thing. I'm not saying that that's a good thing. I'm saying we are worse. We are worse than that. The criminal coordination ability on the Internet now is like post-mafia. So like they can organize around, like it used to just be strong dudes hanging out on the corner with baseball bats. That was the mafia basically. I mean, but now you got dudes with like Facebook groups that can coordinate and be like, the guys at the coffee shop on 4th and 11th, let's meet there at this time and fuck them up kind of thing.

And they can. shop on 4th and 11th. Let's meet there at this time and fuck him up kind of thing. Dude, that scene from A Bronx Tale, when the guys are being all loud because the bartender won't serve them. They're not dressed properly. And so the mob box walks in, what's the problem? And he's like, look, man, the biker guy's like, I just want to have a beer. He's like, spoken like a gentleman. Serve them their beers.

And then they get the beers, shake them up and spray the bartender. And he goes, okay, now you've got to leave. And the guy's like, fuck you. And he's like, okay, closes the door, locks it and goes, now you can't leave.

And then a bunch of good old boys come in the back with baseball bats and beat the fuck out of them. And you know, I like that scene because the mob boss looked at them and said, you're not supposed,

I know your clothes, you're underdressed, but you're a gentleman and you will be allowed to drink in my establishment. That was honor. And those guys spat in his face and he says, okay, now you get the stick. And I'm just like, the mob boss

was actually giving him a chance. You let him offer to let him leave. And then... Well, oh right, now you gotta leave. Exactly. He was like, you can have your beer because you're a good guy. I appreciate that. You asked politely. That's what a man does. Then they fuck with him and he says says now you got to leave and they say fuck you no and he goes okay now you can't yeah it's like he gave him an opportunity he didn't just jump the

gun he said you want to fuck around and find out you fuck around and find out but we got too many of these like the the it's the legal nature of this country it's because police officers will look how much you want to bet when the cops showed up they arrested the guys who stopped the shoplifter i wouldn't bet on it but it's not that did cross my mind that that could have possibly happened they're like fuck you you thief we're gonna stop you the cop show what happened and the shoplifter goes they have a video of them assaulting me in a mob and the cop goes is that true show me the video this guy goes look officer he was stealing he goes wow it's a video of you assaulting a guy you're under arrest do you remember that story about um two female lululemon

employees i think it was in georgia they got fired because someone had come in and done the thing where they like grab all of the clothes that are on the front display and the company fired them because they said our policy is is explicitly that you do not engage with shoplifters you let them run away probably because the company would face liability if they got injured or something like that like workman's comp that's what they say that's what they say which is interesting right and so there was this social media backlash where they said people were saying you know they're trying to stop people from stealing your products and you fired them you were punishing we're gonna play i'm gonna play

this we played it before i'm playing it again. Because people are like, Tim messed the best part. No, I'm playing it. Noisy-ass bikers. Oh yeah, so good. These are the days of legit badasses though. Yep. Wearing a suit. That's what a suit's supposed to be for.

Watch this. So good. Fellas, use an address promptly. He's going to have to leave. Properly? What's wrong with the way we're dressed? What's up? This gentleman in a dress trying to ask them to leave. suit's supposed to be for. Watch this. So good. Spoken like a gentleman. Get in the biz. Go ahead. I appreciate it. All right. Spoken like a gentleman. You got some brews down here.

Nice cold ones. Get in some nice cold brews. Come on. Two over here, huh? One more. One more over here. One more. All right, brothers. The fight made. A toast. One more, one more beer, one more.

Alright, brothers. The fight may. A toast to our host. In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. Look at all this shit all right now. Hey! Oh, you again, huh? That wasn't very nice. Now he's gotta leave. I'll tell you when the fuck we leave all right get the fuck

Watch the bite He knows. Now you just can't leave. I will never forget the look on their faces. All eight of them. Their faces dropped. All their courage and strength was drained right from their bodies. They had a reputation for breaking up bars. But they knew that instant they made a fatal mistake.

This time they walked into the wrong bar. Come on! Come on! Die shall never love another. Die shall never love another. And stand by me all twice. And stand by me all the while I'll be happy with the happiness with the heartaches I can go through life wearing a smile I love the music. Come on.

Get him out of here. Drag him the fuck out. Come on. Move. Get out of here. him out of here. Drag him the fuck out. Come on, move. Shoot, you can make love to this. Damn. If only we had people longer so we'd fight like this. Not physically, but in the same spirit.

Look at that. The kids kick the shit out of him. Kick him in the groin. Look at me. I'm the one who did this to you. Remember me. I'm the one who did this to you. Remember me. Holy fuck. Come on.

Come on, Sonny. Come on, let's go. Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's, uh... Damn. Come on, let's get the fuck out of here. Sonny, get out of here. Let's break this down.

Be gone. You don't live in this neighborhood. You come into this neighborhood acting a fool and you want a beer and the guy says okay i'll give you a beer spoken like a gentleman then you spit in the face figuratively literally of the bartender of the guys being polite and he says okay now leave and you still say fuck you and so they beat the shit out of you. Look, I don't know that we'd be better off. I don't know that we're in a good place when you live in a kind of society

where a guy's going to beat the shit out. It's vigilante justice. But I will tell you right now, our country, our society would be substantially better. Crime would be way lower if we had this instead of what we have now with these mass looting gangs. Like I watched a video,

I think it was also from clown world guy in a pickup truck, two guys back their truck up into, I think it's like a Walmart smashing the sliding doors, walk in, lift up an ATM, throw it in the back of the truck and take off. And I'm like, yeah,

I see that one. You saw that one. Yeah. So I'll say one. If jazz was running town, those guys would never, this would never never happen I think I've told this story on air before but when my parents first emigrated to the U.S. they were first married and living in New York and they wanted to buy property in Brooklyn this is in the 1980s

and they were looking at different places and the real estate person took them around and there's one neighborhood I don't remember which one now and she was like and this neighborhood is very safe it's controlled by the mob and it was interesting. And she was like, and this neighborhood is very safe. It's controlled by the mob. And it was interesting, right? Because it was like, this is how we know it's safe because the mob is in control. But, you know, unfortunately, it's kind of like the it's better to know your enemy proverb. Like this, there is this is a system with structure as opposed to just random criminals all acting at random times, which makes it so you could run into crime at any moment you don't know what's going to happen to your property like you say uh vigilante justice is better than

no justice but how far does it go who's the vigilante oh dude like hey you're looking at me weird take him out it's not even that it's like the fucking shopkeeper who is they're trying to murder him and then he defends himself so the police came and arrest him and put him in prison yeah i'm actually fucked i really enjoy watching this is maybe some twisted to me but watching like bullies get fucked up and like watching like a dude that's just justice mess with somebody with his hand and then he but i'm like sick in this way like i want to see his hand get crushed into paste so he'll never be able to use it again like full torturous retribution kind of and i love it i'm like yes good less bullies less behavior like

that there is no tolerance for that kind of behavior but then you see these things where someone steals they get their hand cut off and you're like how far do we take society i'm sorry dude people love it this scene from casino when he deals with scammers five million views should we jump to the should we jump to the best part? I like watching real bully fights. Trigger warning. Here we go. It's quiet. It's quiet. Listen. Wait, we got to start over.

I saw you shuffling your checks with your right hand. Can you do that with both hands? No. Can't do it with both hands. No, sir. Can you do it with both hands? No. You can't do it with both hands? No, sir. Can you do it with your left hand? Well, I never try. So you're right.

Hand to paste. All right, so you're right-handed. Oh, my God. Now you're going to have to learn with your left hand. This is great. Dude, this movie was great. That's the other cheater. What a Don Rickles best.

He's always great, though. Count the money in privacy, right? Guess where he's bringing this motherfucker. Ha ha ha! Hmm. Look what they did to my hand, man. All right, I'm going to give you a choice. You can either have the money and the hammer, or you can walk out of here. You can't have both. What do you want?

I just want to get out of here. And don't forget to tell your friends what happens if they fuck around here. You understand? I'm sorry, I made a bad mistake. You're fucking right you made a bad mistake. Because if you come back here, we catch either one of you, and we're going to break your fucking heads and you won't walk out of here. You see that fucking saw? We're going to gonna use it you don't fuck around in this place

you got it yeah get out of here thank you people love it they love the idea the bad guys get caught they they love the idea batman crack skulls you know what i mean but it's not just like bad bad what i the fantasy is not just not just bad guy gets stopped it's that bad guy realizes in the torture that he suffers after he's caught why he shouldn't have been a bad guy yeah and watching him just like pain that that horrid painful transition in the beginning of the movie when they're introducing uh deniro's character and uh he's at the bar and he like looks over to the guy who was right and he's like excuse me is this your pen and he's like yeah what the fuck and he And he's like, I just want to make sure you didn't lose it. And he was like, well, how about you go fucking shove that thing up your ass?

And he was like, what? And then Joe Pesci just grabs it and just murders him with it. And it was like, that's fucked up. But like what I do like about these scenes is that Robert De Niro's character, he's just like trying to be nice. Like, oh, sorry, man. I just thought it was a nice pen i didn't want you to lose it and then the bat like the the asshole acts up for no reason i mean joe stabbed him in the neck several times i mean that's pretty fucked up but it's like robert

deniro's character in this he's a tough guy but he he tries to be a good guy and the same thing is true with sonny in a bronx tale He's a tough guy who will fuck you up, but he's honorable. So, you know what, man? We were better off. Not that it was good, but we were better off. You know, this might be a little bit off topic, but I also like the stories in American History X

where you have Edward Norton does all the stuff that he does, and then he goes to prison, and he winds up getting, you know, for all intents and purposes, he got fucked in the ass, you know, and he's he he went through. But it's a redemption story. Right. But then it has a tragic ending at the same time. But but I love those redemption stories, too. Yeah.

And, you know, and I and I don't think I don't think that that that America is too far gone. I'm not I'm not blackp, and I don't think that America's too far gone. I'm not black-pilled. I don't either. But, you know, I think about, so have y'all seen yet Cobra Kai? So I'm an 80s kid. No. I saw the first season. Okay, so Cobra Kai is like one of the most anti-woke shows that you can probably watch.

It is freaking amazing. But highly, highly highly highly recommend it but it it makes you like like long for those days like you know where we used to be able to say oh you know when i was a kid we used to play smear the queer now whenever i say that that has to be edited out of whatever podcast that's so true that's what we called it it was called smear the queer what is what is that game what is it oh i mean yeah it's it's basically different kind of iterations but like yeah yeah it's basically kind of like tag you know but like you're you're the queer and uh and and or sometimes you can play with a football too but like if you have it you have to you have to like run and and the whole goal is to basically tackle you so it's kind of like full contact tag yeah yeah pretty much oh it's one of the most pointless

games but it's fun as hell but it's hurtful did it get a woke rebranding or do kids just not play that game anymore i mean i don't i don't think that kids kids don't hardly roughhouse anymore at all i mean now it's got to be fun fun fair and sarcastic ball you see that one in south park no where they're all wearing bras oh yeah and they've like they're chasing a balloon or something because football's too dangerous so they sarcastically just say it's like oh why don't we have more bras while we're at and chase a balloon and they're like okay has it really gotten so bad which i don't know if y'all have seen this but has it really gotten so bad that now the nfl is considered sports entertainment like wwe yeah like is it really is it rigged and is it really considered

sports but they also get like more commercial breaks and everything like if you were to watch a high school or college game it it's different structure than the nfl right this is not my area of expertise but nfl players actually take more time on the sidelines because there's all these commercial breaks from what i understand well they're not like under the same kind of physical pressure we should go i don't know whenever you're trying to go to college we should go to colors yeah we should i'm uh laughing at uh this uh post from dirt stash said they told us we couldn't play smear the the Queer, so we switched to Tag the Fag, which is pretty good. I like that. I've got some trivia for you.

Alright, hit it with it. Do you know what the Latin root of fag is? You know what the word is, right? What does it mean? It means a bundle of sticks. A.k.a. fascis? Fascis is the same

Latin root as faggot yeah the same thing yeah so the brits get their their word for cigarettes as well i was gonna say it's a cigarette a bundle of sticks oh so the the fascists had a bundle of sticks and we sort of took that away from them made something something very very different we reclaimed the term so to speak i don't know if we we reclaimed it. Now that term has been canceled. All right. Roman Nation, how you doing, man? Hope you're well.

What's going on, crew? It's AK, your favorite guy, here to fulfill all your question needs. What's going on, Tim? Not much. Sounds good. Sounds good. This question is for the future representative, Jamison Ellis. Tonight, I'm actually going to go against the grain. All right? good sounds good uh this question is for the uh future representative jamison ellis uh tonight i'm actually going to go against the grain all right so um i'm not a texan but i have a lot of

friends and family that are in texas uh with the issues that we have with the so-called grifters in congress said by the so-called esteemed eyepatch mccain um i speak for my Texan friends when I ask, why should they trust you? Yeah, so that's actually a great question. So the only thing that I can really do, because whether someone decides to vote for me or not, it's going to be a risk either way. So if you vote for me, it's a risk, right, that I'm not who I say I am. If you don't vote for me, then you risk Crenshaw continuing to be Crenshaw. He's actually got a record. So what I'm doing differently is because other than giving my word that I'm going to go to Congress and do exactly what I say I'm going to do and represent the people, everybody does that,

right? What we're doing different is we are actually building an accountability coalition. And it's not going to be run by me or my campaign. It's going to be run by constituents. But the whole point of this accountability coalition is to be able to hold me accountable, and if I don't go to Congress and do exactly what I say I'm going to do, then they'll have the numbers to vote my butt out of office and put somebody in there that, you know,

they can give somebody another shot. The problem is right now is that incumbents have a 98% re-election success rate. And it doesn't matter how bad they screw up, they're going to get reelected because they depend on the apathy of the majority. And so we want to change that. What we want to do is prove it out here in Texas or here all the way up here, but in Texas, in Texas too. And then we want to roll that out to the rest of the state of Texas, because we got to get Texas right first. And then once we prove that this type of accountability coalition can be rolled out across a great state of Texas, we can start rolling it out in other

states. But at the end of the day, man, I am one voice amongst 435 and I'm not running to be anybody's savior. I'm not running to be anybody's honored leader or esteemed leader and i'm not running to be anybody's savior i'm not running to be anybody's honored leader or esteemed leader i'm not running to be jesus or pastor i'm running to be the representative and the moment that i stop representing my constituents they need to have the numbers to vote my ass out and put somebody in there that will nice beautiful beautiful well said um uh if i had one, one other question here. What core principles do you think you share with Crenshaw and and what he will claims to care about the border. He claims to care about liberty. He claims to share our values as conservatives, but he's actually gone to Congress and proves that he does the exact opposite. So I don't really know that I can truly answer that question,

honestly, because I don't think we have a whole, whole lot in common. I will say this is that I do honor and value his service in our military. I love the fact that he was willing to sign on that dotted line and was willing to risk his life to keep the torch of liberty ablaze. But that was years ago. Here in 2024, he's refused to debate me. He's refused to go stand toe-to-toe with me eye-to-eye and be held to an account. And so I don't know what happened to the valor and to the courage that he had because you know here and where what is today today is uh february 20 today's 28th 29th tomorrow's leap day yeah so so today's february 28th here we are in 2024 and he's and he acts like a little bitch so i don't know where his courage and valor went and i and i don't really know that

i can truly answer, answer that question. Honestly, we're having a leap day party. Cool. Yeah. We got to get candy for, uh, you know,

leap day, William, he trades candy for children's tears. Oh my God. It's sad kids. It's like an all Halloween. All right. Well,

thank you guys for taking my call and I'll see you guys at Martinsburg. Right on. Looking forward to it, brother. Yeah. Crenshaw refused to come on the show twice. Yeah, thank you guys for taking my call. And I'll see you guys at Martinsburg. Right on. Looking forward to it, brother. Yeah, Crenshaw refused to come on the show twice. Yeah, he did. That's why. And then he just stopped responding to us. Just don't like the dude.

He's disingenuous to me. Yeah, he's fake. Yeah. Anyways, potatoes. Boil them, Ash, and stick them in a stew. How are you, brother? Or sister, I don't know. I'm doing well.

How about you guys? I'm doing all right. Excellent. How are you, brother or sister? I don't know. I'm doing well. How about you guys? I'm doing all right. How are you? I'm doing pretty good. Just got my baby down to bed. Thanks for taking my call. My question is for everyone. So I'm down here in Southern Arizona,

and we know that illegally immigrating to the United States thrives on businesses, paying people under the table, aka with cash. So with this in mind, do you think that the government steps towards moving us to a cashless society is intentional or a massive oversight in regards to the illegal immigrants? And should the illegal migrants not be granted amnesty under Biden? What do you think would happen to them if we still push towards a cashless society doesn't mean uh that you know a person who's hiring day laborers wouldn't know to have you know cash on hand i think it it shifts the consumer experience but not necessarily the the business experience um you know obviously i'm against amnesty i don't think joe biden should grant it maybe he will at the end of his term just to give you know potentially President Trump something else to

deal with but I think you're obviously you're probably experiencing this more directly than a lot of us are but I think the idea that there are ways that people encourage and support illegal migrations including businesses that hire that hire people who are here illegally. It's difficult to challenge, but unfortunately, I just don't think they would agree to be cashless. I think they know they would keep cash on hand to support people working on the table. Well, and I always think it's kind of funny when I hear the term cashless society, because back whenever I was getting into Bitcoin and whatnot, one of the biggest selling points for me was, you know, we, we don't, I don't know very many people that still carry cash to this day. Like our, like literally we swipe cards and it's just digits on, on a screen. And so, um, you know, I don't know that it really make that big of a difference. I mean, anytime, anytime that you

want to pay somebody for something, you want to give them some kind of like whether it's tangible or intangible, there's always ways to pay people off, to buy people off. It could be power. It could be money. Or like how it is in Houston. You've got a whole group of illegals that will show up to the Home Depot and just say, hey, I'll pay you $20 and a six-pack of beer to come and help me do this. And then they'll just do it. So I don't really know

that it would make a difference, cashless or not cashless, to be honest. It doesn't surprise me to think of a government creating a problem and then creating the solution for the problem. So they're like, oh, we accidentally let in all these people that shouldn't be here.

Let's go to a central bank digital currency so we can monitor the economics and make sure that we can get all those people out. It's for your safety. And we're like, well, you just created the fucking problem. Yeah, not participating in cashless yeah like that would only you'd only be able to monitor people who are opting into being cashless so if you decided to stay off the grid you just have cash whenever you hear that it's for your own safety thing it's always a tell for me yeah i don't think that they're intentionally letting people in just so that they can be like, oopsie, now we need to do a digital service, but that's a happy, you know, by-product

is that you could make that argument. I tell you one of the things, and this is again, just from a, from a congressional standpoint, what we, this is one of the reasons why I fully support the fair tax is because it untaxes income and it taxes what we spend, not what we earn. Well, what that means is, is that those that are over here illegally aren't going to be exempt from it. Right now we have illegal aliens coming over here and they're incentivized to be over here with all the benefits and everything else. They can also evade having to pay taxes as a result. It doesn't matter if it's a cashless society or not. If we get taxed on what we spend and not what we earn, illegals won't be exempt from it. So it actually de-incentivizes illegal immigration if we are able to repeal the 16th Amendment, which does away with the progressive income tax and set an act of fair tax.

Also, congrats on having a baby. That means you're fighting the declining birth rate. We all owe you a debt of gratitude. Congratulations. That's amazing. Thank you very much. I thank you guys for your input. That's a good question. Cheers. That was a great question. Thank you very much. Have a good night. Bye.

Thanks for calling in. All right. Criminal aliens. I agree, Raymond. I saw you today. Cheers. Asmodeus. Ake, how are you? Good. Well.

Hey, man, we all feel like that sometimes, especially lately. So I hear you. Yeah. So this is actually a question that I wanted to ask one of your earlier guests, but wasn't able to get it in. But I guess let's ask the panel instead. Just what are your thoughts on the utter state of just mainstream Western Christianity and how it's just utterly failed in defending its values and just failed men in general?

And do you think there's any reform going on? Because I see people like Matt Walsh and Jeff Younger talk about this too. They just keep saying get married and have kids when the environment just isn't permissible for that really for men it's very unfair and the consequences of divorce are so high and it just it's asking someone to get married as a man in this day and age is like asking someone to walk into machine gun fire or charge a trench with a loaded musket get a prenup well even prenups can be overturned in court and even if a prenup is financial that may not protect your kids from being transed and i mean the thing is like if you are feeling blackpilled that's a very different conversation

than what did how is western christianity failing right like there are a lot of ways to look at culture in the state of the world right now and say like things are awful and no matter what everything could go wrong i could get a prenup and then you know the person i marry could cheat and then i could step on a landmine and you know i think we all go through periods where it feels like we are up against a very um you know up against a stack deck so to speak but. But I think ultimately, like all things, we are challenged and tested. And there are reasons why you should identify your values and live them even if the culture tells you that they're bad.

And I think that it's hard to stay optimistic. And I think it's easy to find fault. Like, if you're talking about Western Christianity, there are a lot of ways that theology has been corrupted or that people's personal sins or greed or ego have come in and led a lot of people astray, which creates bigger cultural problems. But I think that we're all put on earth to try and make the world better and not worse. And so therefore, we should try and use the resources at our disposal to not give in to these things. So yeah, maybe you get a prenup and it gets overturned in court, but hopefully you're with someone who doesn't believe in divorce, who wants to work through problems, who you feel like you've built a strong relationship with and can produce strong children and then in turn, help build a strong community. That's maybe my optimistic pep talk coming through. Yeah. And I'll just say this. And again, I'm coming at it from two perspectives here.

One, as a Christian and two, as a congressional candidate is my personal belief is that marriage as a religious institution and government needs to keep its hand out of it. I understand that government needs to be able to keep track of who's married and who's not but one of the one of the biggest things that really irks me is that if you're married you get tax benefits uh just simply because you're married and and i think that's a that's a way for the federal government to kind of use that over our heads and that's also why you have people that want to want to change or redefine what marriage actually is whenever marriage existed and marriage was defined by God before government ever existed.

So that's why I say it's a religious institution. As far as the churches go, the Western church, they've been castrated. And so we have churches that won't answer questions. We have churches that won't stand up for the truth uh we basically have uh in in most trendy churches now you have ted talks with god sprinkled in to make people feel good and so um that that's a huge problem if you go to china china i just know i have to say that china whenever you go to china where it's against the law to be a christian and you have the underground church growing that that that takes commitment and that takes guts. Yeah, nobody – I don't think most quote-unquote Christians here in America could go to China and be willing to risk their lives to be able to meet and congregate for a church service.

And so I think – I just personally think that the Western church, the American church has been castrated. I went through like, I think it's Christianity needs a reformation to become more widely adopted because people are like realists right now. They're not they're not like women are not men. Dude does not imaginary man does not live in the sky and impregnate women. And that church doesn't say that. Yeah. Well, they told me that Mary was impregnated by a sky spirit. And I'm like, all right, look, I need real fucking shit right now because the world is in peril.

And we need that speaking through in our religion as well. So I think I take the eyes of rather than worship that guy, Jesus, live like him. Be like him. What would he do right now? Do that. I was never told in Catholic school that Jesus or God were in the sky. I don't know. Is that something

that happened with your teachings or anything like that no can't clear no i mean honestly i'm not i'm not trying to uh i think that's how i'm saying like literally conceptualized because people think heaven is above when i when i was in catholic school it was never once uttered that god was in the sky the firmament did they ever tell you about the firmament well the firmament separates the uh upper oceans from the lower oceans but they never said god was beyond the firmament well is it heaven up above the firmament they never said that god was in the sky not once firmament is is like talmud and torah stuff yeah right i think so but it's entirely possible there are people who are genesis christian teachers that don't know what the

fuck you're talking about we'll say weird shit well especially here in america right so so there's there's there's a guy that i highly recommend his name is dr frank turrick uh i love doc if you ever get a chance to get him on the show i highly recommend like here's here's a way to consider it oh sorry i would know that's okay so dr frank turrick he's an apologist uh he actually uses science um he has studied all the atheists all those all those arguments and was it was really kind of refreshing I actually saw you know you kind of you talking about this how you went from being you know an atheist to you know now and you're not not a Christian but you're more like a I guess a deist deist you know and so and to me there's there's there's a seeking there there's I know that there's something greater than us don't know what it is but it's spaceless timeless

right it operates outside of our space and time it's greater than us which is what we ultimately have to base our moral absolutes on because if we if it's just based on on what we agree to as a society then that means as a society if we all of a sudden decide that you know screwing kids is okay uh then that becomes the law of the land and that's just it's always evil no matter what and there has to be a constant for that. But I always like to look at it from a historical standpoint, too. That's why I like people like Josh McDowell and Lee Strobel who actually set out to disprove. They figured if we could disprove Christianity, if we could just disprove that the things that they say happened to Jesus didn't actually happen. And if we could

somehow poke holes in that, then that also means the rest of the Bible is false. And so they set out to actually disprove. And for Lee Strobel specifically, I don't know if you've seen the movie, The Case for Christ, but Lee Strobel specifically spent two years trying to disprove the death, burial, and resurrection of Jesus as an atheist. And at the end of that two years, he had to follow the evidence wherever it led and he wound up became becoming born again and gave his life to christ the easiest way i think to explain it to somebody is ian are you above balder's gate uh no not outside of up yes and you have this gate exists both within me and without me. And you, so yeah, right.

I think there's like, maybe when people are trying to explain it to children, they'll oversimplify it. That's a mistake. I was never told God was in the sky. I was told that God is everywhere and nowhere within everything, always around you. And- That's what I mean.

That's what I mean by man in the sky, that concept. Yeah, but that's intentionally derisive. Like you don't need to insult people all right but it's not a man it's not a human man that's a joke i don't know like we got to be real if you want mass adoption are you are there are there humans in balder's gate no they're all video game characters yes but they are humans in the game they are called human put the word human on a video game character it's still not a human so what do you character man is created in the image of god are the baldur's gate characters created in the image of humans man yes that's right and you outside of the game have control over their lives you decide for them what they do but you are not the god of their game if you had

console commands you would be but they've not released the patch for the console command so maybe we got to do a mod for that one but when you play a video game and you control the lives of the characters in those games and they are, they are made in your likeness, you are a facsimile of how one could start to try and interpret what God might be. And I say that very, very, very broadly try to interpret what he might be is that the concept of what it means to exist outside of a system and to have characters made in your likeness is it is a is a concept humans can't understand yeah i yeah of course i think that and guess what the vibration of reality is forming us into what we are and i can imagine if someone said it's impossible for a person to grow two feet overnight, just instantly by divine alteration.

And then I play Fallout, and I press the little tilde button, and I put in the code to grow character by two feet and press enter, and the character goes boop. So, I am the god of that game. So it is certainly and entirely possible that

the god of our universe can affect it as so he pleases. That's right. It's it's that's in that would be called what you call that when you're in your in induction, you're inducing that backwards. So that's not that wouldn't be evidence that just because we can do that a video game doesn't mean therefore I didn't say God of our universe. Also, I really would say that it doesn't't mean, therefore, the God of our universe also could. I literally didn't say that. It doesn't even... I said, the logic of the existence of a function makes it easy for you to understand the existence of a function. Yeah, but it's no evidence that the existence of the function is there.

And that's right. I never said that was the case. The whole God creating, like, being a man that impregnated Mary. Like, there's just some things about Christianity that I always had serious problems with that I think why it's not being mass adopted right now. Why so many people like scoff at the stuff when there's so much good in it. So I would love people to take a more. I just think the real issue is that the average person with too many midwits who think they're smarter and what they do is they say things like sky God. And the way you did that is why people would adopt it. because instead of saying

something like let's let's start with the basics of simulation theory which a lot of secular people will actually be interested to hear that there is a higher intelligence entity of some source or race that programmed our universe as a simulation and all of us within it now you're beginning to understand religion 101 in fact the, theologians, scholars, philosophers, even atheist philosophers have already speculated as to what simulation theory is before you even realized the possibility of simulated existence now that you are finally at a point where you can see the development of technology so that you can understand basic concepts now atheists are starting to say oh simulation theory that makes sense to me and then you say so a higher power outside of our universe designed and created everything in fact fact, in simulation theory, you're proposing it's plausible that our universe was created 5,000 years ago and that dinosaurs were placed in the dirt

to test our faith. Because when someone makes a video game, they will put, they don't program the dinosaurs to die off and then wait a thousand years for the game to advance. No, they just drag and drop the dinosaur bone into the dirt. And then, yeah, Easter eggs and things like that. If someone truly believes simulation theory the game to advance no they just drag and drop the dinosaur bone into the dirt and then yeah

easter eggs and things like that if someone truly believes simulation theory is a possibility then they're essentially saying they understand the possibility that the universe was designed by god and god exists and we were created in his likeness that's just it's that simple there's too many midwits though the midwits like to listen to George Carlin. I like George Carlin. He's a funny guy. But George Carlin has that famous bit where he's like, the greatest story ever told is a man in the sky.

And if you do, and he's watching you always. And I'm like, the funny thing about that joke and the problem with the joke is that the average person has never actually heard the philosophical high level wise discussion of existence philosophy creation but they watch comedy central and they hear they hear george carlin say a man in the sky is watching you and they go christians are dumb and then you go and actually talk to like a theologian at a university and he'll start explaining to you crazy high level

moral philosophies what we know is real in the universe what we think we know they'll talk to you about solipsism they'll talk to you about utilitarianism they'll talk to you about early concepts and how they emerged and then you'll be like holy shit these are crazy ideas there's you smoke weed dude like that's what i'm talking about read the bible there's two types of christians that i've talked to two types of people in general one is like the jesus turned water into wine they told me i was like oh that's interesting what if he had wine and he had like 50 people so he watered it down into two jugs and then each of those two he watered them down again so basically got a little bit of water of watered down wine it still tasted like wine because they hadn't had wine in you know 30 days or whatever so it was fresh but there's some people will be like oh that's interesting

other people like no god did it he did it with a miracle and those people i'm like you got to just shake that free like get real with it the the point is this is just something beyond physics occurred that that's where i'm like well the burden of proof is on the claimant if you're going to say that and that's called faith yeah you can't just act like you have faith in some nonsense unphysically like that physics would say is not possible and then you win that you're the loser in that situation you can't prove it with like this this is this is the problem in you are a very derisive and arrogant individual when it comes to religion when it comes to common sense and facts yeah you're derisive i will talk down to you if you say that things that are not true are true.

And so, this is the problem. You're arrogant. That may be true sometimes. You do not know it's true. I know that you don't either, if you're going to make a claim like that. Have you ever read about solipsism? I'm just assuming that you're the guy that's saying, just turn water into wine a little bit.

Tell me about it. Do you know what it is? What is it? Just like talk? No, no. How about you begin by reading some basic how about i make a word you never heard and then blame you for not knowing the point hold on the arrogance of looking up solacism uh-huh who says i know what's true and you've not no i'm saying people that claim to know what's true

without proof it's you no i'm saying if you think he turned water into wine which is the claim i was told i was told that he did that you got to prove it because physics says he can't do it i don't need to prove anything to you unless my goal is to convince you a thing happened yeah i'm allowed to believe whatever i want it'd be like this is the true thing call her ass what's wrong with christianity today if you're gonna tell me this story the other day about a guy i met who said that super super long story short, drug addict, shitty life. One day in the woods, he was taking a piss after a drug party and he felt a booming voice from within him say, what are you doing? And he freaked out.

He had adrenaline rush, spike, what the fuck? There's a voice inside me. And then he just paused and it said, why are you doing this to yourself? And he freaked out and he started looking for answers. What was this voice? How did this happen? He had no idea. He was not out and he started looking for answers. What was this voice? How did this happen? He had no idea. He was not a religious person. He never studied. And so he traveled around talking to people, trying to find answers. And he found Christianity. And he talked to a priest who explained him, showed him other stories. People have found similar things, but

ultimately it's his decision. How does he believe? What does he believe? He became a Christian. And he said, I am not here to tell you this is true. I am not here to make you believe me. You will never believe me. I know that. And I said, I'll take your word for it. Whatever. You had an experience. The question is, are you lying?

Did you make that experience up to trick me? Or did you truly experience this or telling me it happened? And whether or not I believe you or not is entirely up to me. It doesn't matter whether I believe him. I believe he believes it. And that's fine. But I also believe there is more than this universe. And that is anyone with any modicum of wisdom knows our perception of reality is not the

end all be all of reality. And the reason why is before the publication of the charged electromagnetic spectrum, people thought the universe was what you could touch, smell, see, and hear. Holy shit, motherfuckers. We didn't even know what air was a couple thousand years ago. We didn't know that there was actually air until some dude, they had these little brass balls with straws. They would dunk it in water, put their thumb over it, lift it up, put it over their heads, release their thumb, and the water would pour over their heads. That's how they showered. And then some dude goes, hey, wait a minute.

Hold on a second. He takes the brass little shower motherfucker, puts his thumb over the thing, dips it in the water, pulls it out, take no water in there. And he said, something's got to be in there blocking the water from going in. And when I take my thumb off, the water going in pushes that out. Holy shit. air is physical matter humans didn't know that until some dude discovered it they just thought this was nothing then you get the turn of the century 1900s and everyone's like what you can touch smell see

and hear is reality and this motherfucking patent office guy goes everything that can be invented has been invented in like 1899 and now we have people today being like it is not possible such a thing could happen like dude water could turn to wine you know how we know how to do it motherfucker could go in and fuse molecules together in a high density fusion device that is neat that we could theorize how to do and i'm not saying that jesus had a fucking matter compactor underground or anything but it is entirely possible that you can take molecules and alter them at the atomic level into whatever you want and we have done this there have been amazing experiments where they've used two-dimensional planes to alter electron the electron count to change the chemical properties

of a simulated atom wild ass shit they actually did an experiment where they simulated the chemical properties of a simulated atom. Wild ass shit. They actually did an experiment where they simulated the chemical properties of lead and turned it to gold. That being said, these things are all entirely possible, but we are limited by the technology of what we have today and what we've had to discover. So for you to sit here and say,

it's impossible to do, y'all need to read about some solipsism. Dude, Jesus Christ turning water into wine was not physically possible from all evidence that we have about what technology was available. How did they set concrete underwater in Rome? I don't know exactly what the process was. That's considered to be a lost technology. Yeah, but the concrete remains.

If the wine was still there, then I'd be like, where did this wine come from? Let's investigate it. We will pause and we'll move on to the next caller and i will finalize my position with you don't know correct that's right for people to make claims they've got to be able to prove it to me so when we say i say it is possible that water turned to wine you say no it wasn't no i didn't say that it's highly unlikely highly highly unlikely with zero evidence i said there's said, it's zero possibility based on the evidence that we have. You would say there's a zero percent chance. I can turn water into wine.

It's called Kool-Aid. It's not the same thing. What do you mean? Why not? Because you added sugar and Kool-Aid mix to the water. And the water has become wine. No, it's not how it works. Why not?

I mean, maybe you added something to the liquid to create a new substance. That's what I'm thinking he did I think he watered down the wine why not but that's not what the story told me is he turned it because of God's power he turned water into wine alright guys you lost me sorry I love games and fantasy

fun and all that but just don't tell me wild stories there's too much lying going on in the news CNN I don't trust media in general. You've got to prove claims. And if a religion can start doing that, I'll get, let's go to the next caller.

Anything else out of that? I don't really want to let you get to add anything. Cause we got to, we got to get rolling. So cheers, man. Yeah. I'll,

I'll leave that for the after show. I'll let you guys finish up. Cheers, man. Thanks for calling in. Talk to you soon. All right. Let's see.

Uh, you actually look like a nail, not me. Don't accuse me of that. You look like a nail. Hey, guys. I'm another long-time listener, first-time caller here. What up? I'm actually one of your locals in Martinsburg. I'm looking forward to this shop.

Right on. Sick, man. See you soon. Cool. In any case, last night there was a discussion about french president macron threatening to send nato to war in ukraine oh yeah um nato is a defensive alliance and the trigger that actually gets all the treaty signatories into war the article 5 is when a member state is attacked by a foreign power so if there's no russian attack on a nato member macron's threat is technically just a french threat because no one else is required to participate they'll false flag it do you yeah well that's my question is do you believe that western nations will join the ukraine war independently without nato backing

nope that somebody's gonna false flag it or we just going to keep throwing money, but now not conventional troops into false flag. Yeah, look, look, maybe Russia attacks or maybe it's a false flag. Either way, there will be a catalyst. Well, and it makes me think about what are they going to say is an attack on a NATO ally, right? So like Sweden's going to be part of NATO. And we know that one

of the things that Sweden has done recently is close their border with Russia, because they say Russia keeps sending people across the border, and they can't sustain this. And it's a form of Russian aggression. So if that continues, is that attacking a NATO ally? And is that enough for everyone to go to war? Or are they actually thinking thinking like you know i i just don't trust nato i feel like nato will look for any excuse to uh to escalate the situation and so i don't think it's going to be like oh we we installed a military and there was actual conflict i think it'll be like well you started doing something you didn't really like and we take that as a form of an attack on us yeah it's like uh i see them kind of it's like a world war one situation since everyone's got all these guns and stuff and they can't use it it's like they're just waiting and like otherwise

nato if if i think nato should be complete disband it's kind of pointless like we beat the soviets it's over i don't get why we're we're continuing to have this but it's like they're just sitting there like oh if we don't do this well then we have no reason to exist they've realized that their reason their raison d'etre doesn't exist anymore they have no they have nothing there and i don't know they're just trying to like i feel like they're just trying to make themselves feel like they're worth it's like typical bureaucrats man so i don't know i think she's right yeah exactly kind of sounds like most of congress cheers to that man uh yeah Yeah, I agree, man. Yep.

World War III, baby. Buy some chickens. We're having the first annual TimCast Cockfest on Friday. That sounds delicious. Yeah. Yeah. They're all dead. We spared three of them.

It's been very quiet outside. Today, I was like, it's somber almost. It's funny when they harmonize, though. Isn't it funny? Yeah, I love it. love it you'll hear like and then you'll hear another one go and they'll both go at the same time yeah but now they're dead no now they've been shipped off to the factory yeah whoever the butcher it's gonna be good they went to college you know the recipes well we're gonna we're gonna cook it rip it apart and put barbecue sauce. Oh, I don't know if she's like, if Kim's gonna make like casserole out of chicken

or all kinds of stuff. Well, Allison's gonna make a chili, rooster chili. Oh, it sounds awesome. Yeah, you gotta wait three days for the rigor mortis to settle. Okay. Yeah.

So it's gotta, the meat has to like just relax, so it's, but that's perfect because we gotta butcher it Tuesday and then we're gonna eat them on Friday. Andrina, no, he didn't kill the chickens,

he killed roosters. No, not chickens, yeah. Come on. He killed chickens. Those filthy things. Well, actually, roosters aren't chickens. We didn't kill the chickens. He killed roosters. No, not chickens. Yeah. Come on. He killed chickens. Those filthy things. Well, actually, roosters are chickens. We didn't kill any hens.

Yeah. So the roosters at Cocktown are all dead. Roberto, the king, is in his castle. He is king regent because RB3 is the current heir. And RB3's brother was spared

because we can't risk the heir dying and then not having another uh air to the throne let's hope it leads not to a secession war down the line yeah but we are going to strengthen the roberto line uh kim is going to give roberto a lady to uh juice up oh yeah and then once once we move once we move to new chicken city so this is new chicken city and we're going to build neo chicken city which is going to be cyberpunk themed and we're going to get like little like like neon visors for the chickens yeah cock transit yeah and then uh something came up to

where i don't think we can do the london statue and i can't talk about it because it could put the project at risk but the anti-time square is more important that's why i was saying like don't count on us buying the london statue the anti-time square in martinsburg is way more important than mocking communism as much as mocking communism is important so but yeah anyway anything else to add my friend um if i could i just wanted to make a quick recommendation for potential guests uh there's a science fiction author named blaine Pardo. He got cancelled by leftists, but he's currently publishing a really good novel series

about a second civil war, and I just think he'd have some really good insights into everything going on in the culture war right now. Cool. What's his name? Blaine Pardo. P-A-R-D-O-E. Yeah, the name sounds familiar. If you ever played

the MechWarrior computer games, he wrote a bunch of novels for that called... They're under the Battletech name. Interesting. Right on. Well, hey, man. Cheers. Thanks for calling in. Thanks for the recommendation. Thank you. It's funny because I'm

like half nerd, half redneck, so I call myself a nerd neck yeah or uh a red nerd that's a good one too well anyway well that's that's that sounds commie anyway jameson thanks for hanging out man it's been fun that's about that about wraps it up so for everybody who's a member we're really excited for uh this martin martinsburg event next week it was day two of uh of my physical training with my personal trainer and uh i had to eat 250 carbs yesterday which is more carbs than i'd eaten eaten in the past three or four years because like even when i was eating carbs i did not eat 250 in one day but surprisingly i woke up today feeling really good and um it has you do the

exercise you know what i mean so today i did i did uh two and a half hours oh wow two and a half hour workout well it's two hours of high intense skating like hardcore like legit skating like crazy and then a half an hour of basic uh circuit training i guess it's it's similar to did you take a break between the skate and the lifts? About 10 minutes. 10 minutes. So tomorrow, Ian's joining in. Yeah, 2 p.m. And the goal is

in one year to have Ian just like the rock. I've been watching a lot of videos of the incredible. Just jacked. Hulkster.

Hulkamania. Yeah. He's one of my helmets. All right. We're going to get out of here, everybody. Thanks for hanging out. We'll see y'all tomorrow. Thank you.