Timcast IRL - Sunday Uncensored: Jim Antle Members Only Podcast

Episode Date: October 16, 2022

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Welcome to our special weekend show, Sunday Uncensored. Every week we produce four uncensored episodes of the TimCast IRL podcast exclusively at TimCast.com and we're going to bring you the most important for our weekend show. If you want to check out more segments just like this, become a member at TimCast.com. Now enjoy the show. I've not talked about any of this, only passively, and I really want to talk about it. So we have this story from Daily Mail. Exclusive. His game speaks for itself. Father of anal beads chess prodigy Hans Nieman defends his son as report reveals he was caught cheating online as recently as two years ago.

All right. For those that don't know the story, there's this dude. His name is Hans Nieman. He got really, really good at chess really fast, and it's so crazy they think he's cheating. But how is he cheating? They don't know. So someone makes up an insane story that he's got vibrating

remote controlled anal beads in his butt that vibrate Morse code to explain to him the moves to make. Now moves in chess is actually really simple. It's like you would say something like how does chess move? It describes like D4. Yeah, it's like D to 4 or whatever.

Yeah, it'll just say like D to 4 and then it'll be like D is a pawn and it moves to 4 so it's clearly marking the pawn or whatever. D2 to D4. Yeah, that's right. So in order to transfer the information to someone so basically how it works is let's say dude's playing the game of chess,

just at a table, and then the opponent moves a piece. And then he doesn't know what to do, but then he feels, and it's like, okay, A, B, C, one, two, boom. And then he moves it right away. And so what they were saying is that his moves were too quick.

He didn't consider them fast enough and that his moves were atypical so he must have vibrating anal beads so is there like an ai that's deciding these moves yes okay so so i tried this out so what i did was i pulled up two instances of chess.com and i made the computers play themselves right and then that's basically how it goes yeah if i've got a top level master ai program playing the game i luke i can watch luke play and then tell him the moves to make here's i gotta say i think the story's bullshit the dude may be cheating i don't know there's no evidence and it's become this big controversy that keeps popping up because they've they've now like banned him they've said he's

cheated in the he's cheated in the past or whatever but they've not been able to explain how sitting down at a table he's cheating at chess also the beads must have been firing assuming they were in his ass very quickly if he if he plays the response very quickly then it's like does that like end up having to be like whoa i know that feeling that means b3 to b7 um also i think he did admit to cheating in the past he said when he was younger he cheated on some online games but never in you know what's it called like over the board or whatever yeah i don't know enough about anal beads but does like would you really be able to discern the signals and is he making them himself or is this something a product that exists out there yeah yeah i developed the ai

for this well no no no i don't think it's an ai someone is watching his game someone is watching and then pressing the angle bead button over and over again to signal i mean there is precedent for that in gambling it's usually not anal beads but you have something on your leg under your pants yeah you have a you have your friend watching he's kind of through morse code transmitting something to you. And then you kind of know where the dealer is and what, and you beat the, there's a scene in Casino

where they catch somebody doing that. That's so, like, how could you, in gambling, how can someone signal you to cheat? I guess if, like, you're counting cards. Counting cards is the big thing, yeah. Yeah, so when you're playing blackjack, it's actually ridiculously easy to count cards. It is.

It's a, I don't, I don't know, like I've never actually done it, but it's basically, what is it? Whenever, whenever you see a fate,

whenever you see a low card, you add one. I think, I think so. So you're just tracking numbers. So it's like, so the, the,

the, the dealer will go two, three, six, seven. And then you go one, two, three,

four. And now the count is four. And then they go Jack, queen, six, seven. And then you go one, two, three, four. And now the count is four. And then they go jack, queen, ace, king, and you go minus one for each of the face cards. When the count is high, you start betting bigger and bigger, because it means face cards are going to start coming up. That means the dealer busts more, and that means you get 20 more often.

I guess the idea there is one person's counting, and everyone else is playing. And then if everyone had anal beads vibrating in their asses, the person who's watching the count can vibrate when it's time to bet the comments on this story are pretty cheeky oh we have a lot of jokes we have one by sartek saying k4 to ky. The top comment on the Daily Mail is by HereWeGoAgain999 who says,

When I was nine years old, my uncle tried to get me to cheat using anal B. The weirdest thing is I didn't even play chess. That's a good one. I hope he is cheating. You know why? He'll have broken chess. It's done. What about the Neural it yeah what about the

neural link or what about the you know contact lenses that will have uh interfaces well let's be real there's no real difference a neural link is a is a is a cybernetic device hooked into your body to transmit information vibrating anal beads are the exact same thing right yeah insert it into the body transmitting information albeit rudimentary but there you go i'm still hooked on these how fast the anal beads were pulsing in his butt because in order for him to respond the guy was saying he responded quickly and then he resigned but how quickly was it like instantaneous because then no beads i mean unless he's mastered the language of the beads and it's like that long zap was like four beats and then six beats but it had what if he gets it wrong too you know and how

fast is the bead operator like he's got to be fast yeah he's gonna be quick with it and how is the bead operator watching it hey guys hey guys this story is definitely making a buzz nice you know what i think great these are. I think it's possible he may be cheating. And I think they used the anal beads thing because it was an attack on his character, on his masculinity. Right. Because they didn't know how he was doing it. They thought he was doing it. They couldn't prove it.

So somebody made up a fake story to just try and embarrass him to an extreme degree. So talking out of their ass. There you go. Someone else wrote, he cheated over a hundred times. No way such a prolific cheater just stops cheating. Also, look at who his teacher is,

Maxin Dulgi, who was also caught cheating. I mean, what if they implanted under the back of his eye a small thing that can vibrate? Like, they say it's anal beads. It's insulting. He could have something maybe in his finger.

Who knows? In his hand. How could you do anything about that? He said he would play naked. It's like, right. And if he's got an implant that vibrates. You could tell. A very small remote controlling vibrator.

And he can feel it. Or not even that. What if it's a very small device that gives him a tiny shock for real that's the thing like you could have a remote control thing that he just feels a pinch he has to play naked and cut open in several spots faraday cage yeah that's what i was thinking you got to stick him in a faraday cage for the ultimate championship and you can never do it and that means if he's truly figured out how to get this done, chess is over. Yeah, seriously.

Because he can be sitting down at any event, anywhere, and there's nothing they can do about it unless they make him play in a Faraday cage. It's like an argument against transhumanism. You know, you can't play chess anymore, guys. You broke chess. Come on. I mean, or any other game like Magic the Gathering for that instance. Yeah, seriously. Seriously.

Good point. You know, I think the story may be true because Ian and I would play Magic the Gathering for that instance. Seriously, good point. I think the story may be true because Ian and I would play Magic the Gathering quite a bit and it just doesn't make sense that Ian would ever be able to beat me, so I'm assuming he has anal beads. That's the only way. I do have anal beads, but that's not how I was beating you.

That's just better. TMI. Here's the thing. Magic the Gathering card names have upwards of 20 to 40 characters, and they're using the full alphabet with numbers. So that means whoever is transmitting him the data had to punch in Morse code for full words, like dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee. Yeah, but I requested it in Cyrillic because I like the variety.

There's 33 letters. Yo, we should do this for the vlog. Okay. You're sitting there, and then he goes... And then Luke's sitting behind me and he's going like... I'm pressing a button and then I'm like,

what are you looking at? And you're just like, hold on, hold on. I gotta take a crap. But you gotta over-exaggerate it. Like, let's play on it being like too powerful or too big.

And then he's like... And then we just treat it as normal and then it's like other players like just like not reacting like like it's not a big deal oh yeah this is gonna be good luke is like using morse code anal bead vibrators to tell ian that i've got a monocrypt it'll be like walking behind you but the gag would be that instead of just telling you the name of the card, Luke like types out into a computer this really long and verbose message. And then you go. You just know Morse.

You just got it down. It just doesn't stop. He puts a counterspell on the left side of his hand. It's too much information. I think Tim just drew another counterspell, but I'm not sure. Oh, wait, it's a monodrain. Yeah, it's definitely a mana drain. You should keep some land open to counter his counter when he plays it.

And I would say maybe you shouldn't play Urza too early. Also, what did you want for lunch? I think I'm going to order chicken nuggets. You can see me texting it like really fast. And then I forgot it's Morris Code. So it's literally like... Forget what I just said. I'm like, I can't! All players have to have a full Taco Bell meal.

Yes, he has Taco Bell before the meal. Then at the end, I'm like outside running. It's still buzzing. Now that we've sufficiently wasted your time for 10 minutes, you guys see that, I think it might have been CNBC where the guy said that he went to Taco Bell and he knows inflation is high because Taco Bell lunch cost him $28. Whoa. Right.

Now, hold on there for real. What are you buying? Yeah. I don't know about that. What did this plumbing bill cost you? That's my question. Dude, I could not eat Taco Bell. It's been a while.

You couldn't pay me to eat Taco Bell. Yeah, it's kind of gross. It's crazy question. Dude, I could not eat Taco Bell. It's been a while. You couldn't pay me to eat Taco Bell. Yeah, it's kind of gross. It's crazy disgusting. No. Even compared to something like Del Taco, especially after living in LA for three years, I can't eat that anymore. I actually can't eat fast food at all. I get really sick.

Gotcha. So what did I eat today? Oh, I had chicken and shrimp fajitas. Okay. Yeah, just chicken, shrimp, peppers, and onions, and tomato. Yeah, good. And then I had probably like a pint of sour cream. Oh, right.

That sounds really good, actually. Yeah, just a pint. No, actually probably like three ounces of sour cream. Berries and yogurt. Bagel with a bunch of meat on there. Is this your bottom friendly menu? Hey, there. Dirty mind of human.

Do you guys remember that? Oh, what a great menu. Yeah, yeah. That was great. What was that exactly? It was great when, what was it, Grubhub? No, it wasn't Grubhub. Who did the bottom-friendly menu?

It was one of those. Yeah. Delivery. Did you see this? No, I didn't. I did keep trying to order sandwiches from Grindr. The guys would show up with no sandwiches. I really understand.

How long have you had that one ready to go? Postmates. I just looked it up. Postmates had the eat with pride. Yeah. The bottom friendly menu was food you could eat that won't give you diarrhea. It's like, what the fuck, dude? It wasn't diarrhea.

Yeah, it was food that wouldn't give you diarrhea. It's food that you, you know. You can take it in the ass and then you don't shit it all over the dick. The point of the food was that you wouldn't get loose stools. It would give you firm and stiff stools. We don't have to get into the nitty gritty here. So you could get fucked in the ass by your boyfriend. And that was, I tweeted about this.

I was like, I never thought that here's the food you can eat so you don't shit on a dick when you're getting fucked in the ass would be a marketing campaign for a delivery service. But here we are. Do you think they had that exact phrase in the board meeting when they were deciding this? There was a whiteboard where this was all being mapped out. But it was! They were like, what's one thing that really is concerning

to our LGBT customers? Well, a lot of guys are concerned about shitting on a dick. That's a good point. They really went for it they literally have like two cupcakes looking at like what looks like shit from a cup wait you looked it up yeah look up youtube eat with pride introducing the bottom friendly menu and this is officially from the postmates youtube channel and they and at 52 seconds in you literally see them looking what looks like shit. Well, if you're

a top, it seems like you can eat whatever you want. But if you're a bottom, you're expected to starve? Not this pride. Introducing the bottom-friendly menu from Postmates. We teamed up with Dr. Evan Goldstein from Bespoke Surgical to bring you a menu of

bottom-friendly foods backed by science. Insoluble fiber won't help you feel cubed, so avoid things like whole grains, wheat bran, cauliflower, potatoes, legumes. Hold up. Are you just fully diving into those beans? The problem with these foods is they don't dissolve in water, which could cause a traffic jam in your digestive system, making a mess of your evening. Speaking of messy, it's a good idea to avoid dairy. I cannot handle lactose right now. Look at it.

If you're going to eat something insoluble, give your body about 24 hours to process all of it. What were you talking about, Luke? They're looking at pretty much shit when it comes to the cup oh you're right yeah yeah so that's supposed to represent like the shit loose stools spilling all over the place yeah too much dairy oh dude it's just so fucked up it's weird it's i mean at least they're promoting like healthy food options you know if you saw the thing they were they were sliding down there it's better than going to any bunch of fast food i guess i think they should have just went for it and been like this valentine's day don't shit on

a dick that's it yeah they might as well they might as well fits well on a candy heart too that's right yeah don't shit on a dick wow man and uh we got to this because we were talking about this is a really ass heavy uh members only show beads will get you there i had to confirm this guy's taco bell story about he said he spent 28 bucks on his taco bell meal and you get some tacos for three dollars i'm looking at their menu so that's still like that will have you that will have you shitting yourself yeah here look look look washington post i tried to eat a $28 Taco Bell lunch and failed. I got to say, I didn't believe it.

I'm like, I mean, even I get that it's expensive, but $28? Maybe he meant he got lunch with someone. Is he obese? No, no. Could be. Here, look, look, look. And admittedly, you want to know how bad inflation is? Yesterday, yes, I had a nice lunch at Taco Bell.

Cost me about $28 at Taco Bell for lunch. People need to pay for those things, and they do that. Maybe he was with two people. Had to. I would think he had. But even then, $14 for one person? Dude, the combos are like $8, $9, $10. Yeah, $8, $9, $10 per person. So it's like three people.

This was his late. He's calling it lunch, but this was like his 4 a.m. fourth meal type of deal. Fourth meal, right. After hitting the bars yeah oh no yeah cavuto said you spent 28 a taco bell just yourself and the guy says yes wow the clip has 3.6 million views so there was a there's the breakdown oh good oh is it really yeah look at that eight soft tacos is 25 okay that's fucked up. Who eats eight? Three double steak grilled cheese burritos.

No one eats that. $25. Even if I opted for an alcoholic beverage to go with the meal, those are $7 at most. Well, they have those Taco Bell nightclubs now where you can get booze. So he might have gotten some booze. Most booze drinks. I'm not going to call shenanigans on this. Are you familiar?

You guys aren't familiar with Mayonnaise Gate? Oh, I can yeah, yeah. Big scandal. So this restaurant did an interview and they said inflation's really bad. We're spending $200 a week more on mayonnaise. And then the left, that was just a restaurant, told the local

news. The RNC of North Carolina picked the story, the GOP of North Carolina picked up the story and then said due to Biden inflation, this restaurant has spent two hundred dollars a week for mayonnaise. Liberals picked it up and said inflation's at five percent. That would mean they're spending two thousand whatever dollars on mayonnaise or four thousand something per week on mayonnaise.

This is such fake bullshit. This restaurant owner is just lying to smear Joe Biden. So me not being a fucking idiot, called the restaurant. It's called journalism. And I asked to speak with the owner. And then I said, I saw a recent story in the news that you were spending $200 a week on mayonnaise. And he goes, yeah, yeah. And then I was like, how does that break down?

And he's like, what did he say? We buy about 25-gallon bins of mayonnaise per week. And they raise the price by about $10 for each one. And so, you know, we use mayonnaise for all of our dressings, for our sandwiches. So it really – and it's used in a lot of our recipes. So we do go through quite a bit. It's about 10 – what did he say? 10 five-gallon drums, and the price went up $18, something like that.

And he goes, so it comes out to a couple hundred bucks per week. And then I was like, oh, well, why are those people saying you're lying about it? I have no idea. He's like, we're getting our, his, his restaurant was getting review bombed by leftists saying that he was, he was lying about his mayonnaise. And then I said, what's your capacity? He said, 250 people. And I was like, are you typically full? And he was like, yeah, we're actually, you know, we're, we're fairly full. And then I said, so you have 250 people in on average during your peak hours. So maybe between four hours of throughout the day, you've got 250 people and they're going to eat for about a half an hour each on average. So we're talking about almost 2000 people per day coming in. Yeah. He needs a lot of mayonnaise,

but these people don't care to actually look into it. They just assume that makes no sense. So dude maybe spent 28 bucks. Maybe he went in there and it was a more expensive Taco Bell. Maybe it was in New York City. Maybe because I see the soft tacos are $1.69 on the website, but this is saying that six of those is $20, $25. That's a misrepresentation of the cost. Of course, it says there's nacho cheese with it. I don't think that's going to be like $8 or $10.

So it could have been a more expensive one, New York City one, yeah. He said the order on Twitter was a Burrito Supreme, Nachos Bel Grande, one large Mountain Dew, Nacho Cheese Doritos Loco Supreme, and Nacho Cheese Cheesy Gordita Crunch. I mean, that's a fucking hefty lunch. Yes.

Oh, did you know? Here's the other thing. So Taco Bell did all that weird shit. shit we went to applebee's they have cheetos chicken yeah yeah i think they those yeah they crush up flaming hot cheetos and then roll the chicken in it yeah and it's the stupidest thing i've ever eaten i saw some article about like how that's like one of the most addictive things now there's like super hot foods like uh what do you call it like um takis i think the super hot cheese yeah cheetos as well it's very very addictive the chemicals they use to make it like super hot foods, like, what do you call it? Like Takis, I think. The super hot. Takis chips. Hot Cheetos as well. It's very, very addictive, the chemicals they use to make it that super high spicy.

It just ruins your gut. Right. It absolutely just not only gives you mud butt, but it just fucks up your digestion. Yeah, it's real bad. Why did South Park do that gag about Chipotle making your ass bleed? Like, Chipotle's actually pretty good. I had it last night. Oh, yeah?

It was really good, yeah. It wasn't too salty. It was like low sodium. They cook good i had it last night it was really good yeah yeah it wasn't too salty it was they cook the chicken breast they chop it up the vegetables are made right there you can watch it watch it happen they still use inflammatory seed oils i got no uh tortilla i just got a bowl it was the meat uh yeah but like cooking the chicken on the pan chicken yeah so what I wonder if the seed oils thing, because I probably cut that out. Because what I've been eating like for breakfast is just bacon and eggs.

And then for dinner, I've been having, like we've been doing like grilled chicken with like asparagus. Yeah, hell yeah. So that's, it's hard to know exactly what cut out changes your diet, makes you healthier. I lost a lot of weight since last year, but it was like really within the one month period, all the weight just came off when what cut out changes your diet makes you healthier i lost a lot of weight since last year but it was like really within the one month period all the weight just came off when i cut

out grains and fried food and stuff like that and i would still eat every so often like chicken like uh chicken wings and stuff like that so i'm i'm wondering what it really is and maybe it's the seed oils they're inflammatory maybe that's it maybe it was fucking up my digestion or something yeah your gut's not able to handle it it It's not natural. It's not something your body could naturally, you know, take and process. So obviously it creates a lot of problems for a lot of people. And there's a lot of scientific studies highlighting how it's the key vector for not just inflammation, but obesity, lots of fat, lots of mental health problems. So I think it's all correlated. Now I just chug heavy whipping cream.. So I think it's all correlated.

Now I just chug heavy whipping cream. I knew a guy who's a drink. He's had a glass of heavy whipping cream for breakfast. Whoa. How long did he keep that up? He was ripped. He was crazy ripped. He was doing keto.

Yeah. So he was talking about how he used to be like fairly average, little flabby. And then he went full keto, which is heavy fats. He's like, my breakfast is a glass of heavy whipping cream. Nothing else. That works. His lunch was like tuna and avocado, but mostly avocado. Damn.

And he was like Thor, Chris Hemsworth, ripped. Wow. Yeah. So I don't have a full glass. I have about a fourth of a cup of heavy cream in my coffee. Just go. And that's my breakfast. And then an hour later, about two hours later, I'll have two eggs, two bacon.

And then I have a protein bar for lunch around one. And then for dinner, I'll have like grilled chicken or something. Are you doing those protein bars? The outright ones. Yeah, the cookies and cream ones. I've been eating those lately. There is high fructose in it. Yeah, it's in the Oreos, though. if not that much if the seed oils have you looked into what seed oils are in those um don't we have some over there you could probably throw them over here

but i stay away from any of that one as soon as i see as soon as i see canola oil which is pretty much in everything especially in the supermarket i'm like i don't want it every pretzel every potato chip all of that is just contaminated with it. When Serge walks past the cameras, he's got the five-camera thing pulled up. You can see the – people don't know the layout of the room. They don't know where everyone's sitting. So as he walks past the cameras, you can tell where each camera is. Oh, cool.

I love the wide shots. Oh, here. There you go. What's on the back there? Outright. So this is Mark Lobliner. He's been a guest on the show. He's There you go. It's on the back there. Outright. So this is Mark Lobliner. He's been a guest on the show. He's a cool dude.

I think this is pretty good. I like Mark. Mark has some good products. So some of the bars are just legit, but some of them do have like Oreos in them. I mean, this is fully hydrogenated vegetable oil, including cotton seeds, soybean, and rapeseed. Yeah, that's horrible. It's's also gotten i haven't eaten them uh vanilla in an artificial flavor yeah this one's got a lot of it's got canola oil in it also let me see it let me see palm oil as well so i but here's here's

the here's the thing the bar itself is peanut butter oh okay the the peanut butter is hydrogen into vegetable oil cotton seed soy yep so the peanut butter is hydrogenated vegetable oil, cottonseed, soy, yep. So the peanut butter he's using ain't so good. Salt, molasses, and monoglycerides, honey, whey protein. So I think the issue is the bulk ingredients, he's probably like the peanut butter's fine, it's got honey and whey, but when they add the cookies and cream, it's Oreos,

and the Oreos are basically cardboard. Yeah, Oreos, it's pretty much, especially the filling, seed oils and high fructose corn syrup. Yeah, Oreos, it's pretty much, especially the filling, seed oils and high fructose corn syrup. That's all it is. And, you know, that's why I like- We bought a whole bunch downstairs. We got all of them.

I got red velvet cheesecake stuffed cookies. Why would you do this? Wow. We're experimenting on our employees. Yeah, but you could buy- Like Zuckerberg. You could buy natural alternatives that don't have any of the bullshit.

I know, but I was like, hey, let's buy natural alternatives no no no i know i know but i was like hey let's buy all this and people can have snacks and then we'll actually see how people feel and if it doesn't if it ends up being bad then we'll just never do it again but we got cookies crackers it's like there's a lot of candy then there's a lot of like peanut butter crackers and there's like uh cheese and chive crackers and like lindor truffles and like it's all pretty good good quality stuff and then we got some oreos and some chips ahoy and if we see a negative impact from it like it really does go bad for people then we'll we'll never do it again i'm trying to get people to work out here i'm trying to get people to eat right here you're freaking getting oreos and just shoving them down everyone's throat

there's no snacks anymore the basement was empty with snacks. I could give you good snacks. I could tell you the snacks to get that actually don't poison people. There's good snacks. I love snacks. I have a lot of good snacks that don't poison people, that have no seed oils and vegetables. I'm looking for a good cheese cracker. Cheesy something.

Like a salty, cheesy thing. Whole Foods has a good cracker that doesn't have any of the bullshit in it. I forgot the name of it, but I could tell you. You shouldn't eat gluten. Yeah. We got gluten for you. Just gluten. Made of rice.

How long do people have to survive for this to be a success or failure? I think what we'll do is like people will eat this stuff and we'll see how people are, how often they're feeling sick or whatever. And then at the end of the month, we'll make a determination if we should never buy this stuff again. Or just buy the good stuff. Or just be like, hey, Luke, what's the good stuff that doesn't kill people? What if the good stuff makes them sick too?

I doubt that. I highly doubt that. I'm just saying this is normal, conventional snacks like crackers, cheese. There's some good things out there, like dark chocolate, like cacao. We got oat milk chocolate. We got oat milk. Super LA. Stop it.

What do you mean? Almond milk, oat milk, all of that. Fucking high fructose corn syrup, shit ton of sugar, shit ton of oils. Fuck oat milk. Fuck almond milk. Fuck all those artificial milks. Well, I think you're a bigot. Is it the additives? Because if you make almond milk.

They're all artificial bullshit. It's all fucking nasty shit. Stay away from that shit. What do you got? You got your bowl of pesto with your, I got my fucking store bought whole fucking cow milk

right from the fucking cow titties. Fucking right in there. I got fucking non-sweetened yogurt. I got kefir with no fucking sugar and all that any of the bullshit. That's good for you.

That's what we should be doing. I'm about to eat some kimchi. That tikka masala the other day was fucking good. Yeah, with good fucking ingredients. Right?. That tikka masala. Yeah. With good fucking ingredients. Right. There's tikka masala with all these fucking soy oils. We made sure there's no fucking soy canola oil. It's all fucking butter, ghee, tallow.

That's all you fucking need. Ghee is great. I'm actually using duck fat to cook all my food. It's what they use in Singapore. And I was like, I'm just going to try this out. And it's fantastic. Yeah. Food tastes better.

You're a lot fucking healthier. Your body doesn't have to do with bullshit that it's not used to dealing with dude He's nice Wilford Brimley oatmeal commercial But if you make your own oat milk or almond milk you're okay Is that what you found because I've done it you just blend up the almonds soak them overnight blend them up They have a lot of defensive chemicals so those defensive chemicals are Things that irritate the gut and give people gut problems. Like sunflower seeds? So seeds in general.

No peanuts? Depends. There's certain rules, but some seeds have more of a defense chemical than others. Those defense chemicals irritate and bother the gut from everything that I'm starting to understand, especially when it comes to Carnivore MD, which we should absolutely have on the fucking show let's do it brilliant guy scientist he was on the joe rogan experience a bunch of times carnivore md he lives in costa rica he works with gsp from the ufc um and uh truly a very very very smart guy doesn't always get it right but the information he lays out is pretty solid.

You know what would be funny? Oh, go ahead. I was just saying it's also true with things like broccoli and stuff like that, right? It's like there's so much defensive chemicals in the overtime. That's why you eat a bunch of broccoli or whatever. It seems like it's a healthy choice, but it's so difficult for your body to digest all that stuff. Well, kale especially. And especially because it has a lot of glyphosate and a lot of defensive chemicals.

You know, it would be funny if this Hans guy, he's like in the middle of a chess game when all of a sudden he starts like making a look on his face. And then all of a sudden he's like, because the controller goes on the fritz and it starts spinning faster and faster and the vibrator, because you know, vibrators work. It's like a little, a weight. So it spins and then it starts overheating. It's like, and they're like, what's what's happening the anal beads they're overheating his ass just catches on fire smoking no he just he shits a fireball out it's like yeah we're gonna have to do that with ian

we have to have the after effects we get the smoke machine coming out of his ass oh it could be it could be like a a part two of the mG one you did. I'm into it. We have the smoke machine. The smoke machine off of his ass. We do a company, Magic the Gathering tournament, and Ian keeps winning. And then people accuse him of cheating. Because there's no way he won.

This is bullshit. He's got anal beads. I will beat you blindfolded. I'm playing blindfolded. No, maybe that's too over. Yeah, we're getting anal beads, now blindfolds. I like this. As long as there's smoke and fire coming out of my ass.

It ends with you going, boom, it just flies across the room and like a rocket. And then your pants are shredded and you're like, and then and then someone's like, aha, he was cheating. It's like there's actually no rule against having vibrating anal beads in. Now from this point forward, we can have that rule, but Ian still wins. God damn it. All totally worth it. Yeah. Totally worth it.

You know, we set up an email for Roberto Jr., our rooster, and we're going to have people who email RobertoJr.TimCast.com We're going to have responses from it. It's like buck, buck, buck and stuff like that. That's all you'll get.

And I was just thinking about how funny it is that we're allocating company resources to something so fucking stupid. And I just thought about the difference between our generation and the previous where everything was very rigid and stodgy and had to be done right. And now we're kind of just chilling and doing weird ass shit. And I'm glad that's the case. Yeah, that's one of the great things about about i don't know if it's the internet but this equalizing

force is like you know entertain funny cells funny like and that's a fun meta funny too like making fun of yourself is fun do you think this is ferris i know not at face value oh it's gone now see what happens if you put it underneath the ufo under like no no no like between is it ferris nope negative there you go not that i know of well there it is what i wonder what it's made of bronze aluminum sounds like something cheap yeah it's definitely a metal coating did you just bite it i tapped it on my tooth feel the vibration all right well since we're done talking about anal beads shitting on dick and you might be done taco bell uh jim thanks for hanging out absolutely thanks for having me it's been a blast and for everybody who's a member i hope you

enjoyed this uh i hope you enjoyed whatever the fuck this was we'll see you all next time cheers