Timcast IRL - Sunday Uncensored: Lauren Southern Member Podcast: Countries Deny Black People Refugee Access During Ukraine Crisis, Show Talks Flat Earth, Lauren Has A Sword

Episode Date: March 6, 2022

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Welcome to our special weekend show, Sunday Uncensored. Every week we produce four uncensored episodes of the TimCast IRL podcast exclusively at TimCast.com and we're going to bring you the most important for our weekend show. If you want to check out more segments just like this, become a member at TimCast.com. Now enjoy the show. When you go in there, we literally fucking gaslight you. Now, enjoy the u.s to go back to australia this was like when covid was just coming about and i was super scared wanted to get back to my family um and they brought me in for like eight i'm not joking eight hours of questioning

i had my son with me so he was like crawling around trying to take care of him well they're like tell us about your movies what kind of movies do you make? Are they racist movies? Are they extremist movies? Oh, you're against immigrants, this, that. Then they went through my phone, and this is U.S. border security. They went through my phone and found a chat group

called Make America Great Again. It didn't even have any messages in it. It was just one of those chat groups someone had invited me to. Oh, I just realized I didn't have my headphones on. I'm in a group called MAGA Country. Yeah.'s what chicago was right right exactly but they they said that that was a point of concern for them that i was in a group called make america great again and they denied my entry and they did that three times to me and just basically filibustered me every

time i went in you flew in and they make you Do you come into my country intending to make it great? Absolutely not. Yeah, you're Canadian, Lauren. What are you doing? I'm shocked they let me in this time. No, but they have security in Canada before you go. No, Lauren, Lauren, those border, it was immigration, CBP? Yeah, they were correct to stop you.

You're a Canadian talking about making America great again. They're probably looking at this person like, we don't want a Canadian to create an idea of greatness in America. We burned down the White House. Because as far as all they know is you could be like a little Trudeau and what if Trudeau was like, I'm going to go to

America and make it great. They'd be like, no, no, no, no, no. We don't need your help. We don't like you Canadian immigrants in political politics. No, but let's talk about the story here from the Daily Mail. I find this interesting.

Before we do this, can I clarify about this Japanese people smelling underwear thing? Because what the fuck? We talked about this briefly. You didn't know this?

No. I'm not saying I don't believe it. I'm just saying I never heard of it before. I didn't know about this either. So you're saying they come out,

like a 14-year-old can go to a vending machine? No, no. Yes. Yeah. That's fucking crazy. And know those like little toy balls that you can get you pop it open and it's in it's in those and they've got like 20 story sex like well the famous one is five stories because you don't have sex motels there's a famous story there's a famous five story sex shop but ian they have a chain of masturbation stores. You literally, you walk in and there's like women's panties in little boxes and they hand you a cum stained towel. I am not exaggerating.

And then you say, and they can put you in a room and some of the rooms people can watch you. And there's like, so I saw these signs everywhere. It's like, I don't know what the sign was. And then I was like, what's that? And they were like, oh, masturbation. And I was like, what? And so I was i was like we gotta go and check one out did you do it we didn't we didn't go in a way the answer is yes but it's complicated look look look we went to it we we went we uh we went to the sex store in when we were in japan so i went to fukushima and while i was in tokyo we went and checked out the sex was in Tokyo we went and checked out the sex store

and then we went and checked out one of their masturbation stores and they have panties magazines used like just

whatever garbage imagine getting nuked so bad I know right it's like it's underwear that looks

seems dirty and then there's a picture but it's not seems oh it is so it is is it DNA trace like you know

it's that girl or are they just giving a hot girl in some dirty underwear. Ian, you're overthinking things. I'm getting ahead of myself. They are very perverted over there. But how about we do this? Yes.

In order to make the segue work. Thank you. Japan. Japan also. Also perverted, but also strict immigration laws. Indeed. Which is really interesting because apparently Poland also does. We have a story from the Daily Mail.

African refugees fleeing Ukraine are facing shockingly racist treatment with border guards blocking their attempts to cross the border into Poland, Continental leaders claim. Black people, so a Nigerian family was told no blacks as they tried boarding a bus to safety. Corrine Skye, a British Zimbabwean mother of one, was threatened at gunpoint. African government officials have condemned the treatment of their citizens. So if those stories are true it sounds like racism well what i'm thinking is so poland already wasn't letting in mass amounts of migrants because there has been migration in europe used for warfare or gray zone warfare purposes even turkey has said we're going to unleash the migrants on you guys and so there has always been this border conflict in hungary and poland particularly with african and uh you know middle eastern migrants trying to get in and unfortunately like if they are ukrainian nigerian or something they're not really going to have much to tell beyond just the racial

aspect so i don't know if it's so much that's been a policy like no we're not letting in mass migration but we are letting in mass migration, but we are letting in Ukrainians fleeing war since we know they're fleeing war and they're just using skin color to determine. Right. Well, I think racism. It's a type of racism,

but what I'm saying is they're not deliberately, this is just a potential answer, they're not deliberately doing it. It's because you're a black person. So if you're fleeing war in Ukraine, you can't come in. But a Ukrainian can. It's I'm not sure you actually have a legitimate refugee claim, unlike a and they're threatened, just turn around and they don't process them or even ask them questions. I think it's an issue of racism, like not racism in the sense that they think they're better, but they're like, we don't even care to process you. We don't know who you are, where you're from, but you look a certain way. OK, but the problem with the processing, right, is like the American border have dedicated all their time to processing and they don't even have time to actually deport people anymore like it's so overwhelmed that it's basically they're just literally is not the time and when you process someone when you actually bring them in and you have to do a case these

can take years oh i get it and they there literally is not the space or the ability for these governments to do it with all the people coming in so i think there's an issue of like what if you're a black or asian person born in ukraine yeah yeah that's a serious issue i agree yeah that's like and now you're like but i suppose i'll tell you this if you were and they said you can't call me you started speaking fluent ukrainian yeah saying like i'm from here i live here i need help they they probably might be like oh okay because i don't think again it's like i'm sure a lot of it is racist i'm sure there's a lot of it though that's like what you were saying they're basically profiling people

like look if you are from ukraine you're our neighbor we're going to bring you in if you're not we don't have room because we're trying to save people who are at war and that's one of the issues with the immigration in the u.s is like people who are coming from africa to brazil and then coming to the united states it's like yo dude come on when i was to stay in brazil brazil's fucking awesome well a lot of the haitians that come over are already living in brazil chile and all these secondary countries they're not usually coming from haiti but when i i was in reynosa mexico in december interviewing migrants coming into the u.s one of the guys i met was nigerian wealthy and he had he literally had like invisalign in and he's like oh do you want to talk how's it going oh yeah i'm going up to Canada I want to go live in Nova Scotia and I'm like how he said it yeah

well he said he had a friend there and I'm like wait so you're just he's like yeah I flew through Brazil I've been going on this cool little journey going through this way and I'm like did you need to he's like no just kind of wanted to I'm like you're insane dude first of all but there's actually trafficking that happens it costs like fifty thousand dollars of chinese afghan uh people from dubai people that have a lot of money that don't want to wait in the american immigration system so they go through mexico and they'll pay like 50 grand oh i i have a ukrainian friend and um like i i we've talked regularly about like how does someone from ukraine come the United States? Because I was like, I'd love for you to visit. It'd be a lot of fun.

And she can't because it's fucking impossible. But one thing she said was, it's bullshit that if I just flew to Mexico, I could walk right in. And I laughed. And I'm like, isn't it funny? Because people do that. And they don't care. They get away with it. Yeah.

You can and you can't. On certain borders, if you're white, maybe you could get away with it because they've got, like, you can't harm certain borders the if you're white maybe you could get away with it because they've got like you can't harm gringo rules in a lot of areas but um if you walk across the border by yourself in certain cartel run areas they'll shoot and kill you because they don't want people thinking they can go without the car but there are there are areas um like in california where you just walk through like yeah walk through a checkpoint yeah yeah yeah yeah so like official checkpoints. Yes.

You can either – so for people who are trying to avoid the official checkpoints, you have to go through the cartel. Right. But if you're going to an official checkpoint and you're planning on turning yourself in, you can do that. But there are checkpoints where you don't actually get checked. So I don't think Americans know this. You can walk through and wave. Just walking. So I don't know exactly if it was Calexico and Mexicali.

Have you been there? No, I mostly did. There's a fence. You can see it's urban on one side. It's Mexico, and it's all urban. So people walk to and from because someone might live in one country and work in the other. And there's such – because it's basically one metropolitan area. I don't know if it was exactly this place where it was happening but

when I was down at the border and we were covering it it was explained to us that there's real ease of access where people don't even show their IDs or anything. It's just like you just walk through and they say okay okay you're good. You walk through and stop and they say okay you're good and you're good. Super simple. Are they

like looking for locals or something? Looking for locals? Like when they say you're good, you're good. So my understanding is that there are people who basically just walk through because they live and work in the same metropolitan area. This is like the Guatemala border when I was there. It's like, so you'll have literal illegal crossings underneath bridges that are official crossings and they'll just do that.

And they do it to avoid taxes because these people wouldn't be able to afford to have a business if they didn't just do the illegal crossings and these little they use like two tubes and put pieces of wood on them and just take it back and forth from Guatemala and Mexico. It's like a de facto not even existence. I think it's someone told me like this by Tijuana

that people just drive through. Like you drive slowly through and they just wave and you just go. Because there's so much tourism and stuff. It happened to me, but that was like 20 years ago. That did happen. They just waved at us and let us through.

If you don't have social systems, you can kind of do that. You can get away with that. Well, you didn't need a passport back then. Right. We had an American car, California license plates. They were just like, I don't care.

I know someone who got through without a passport. He was a citizen who was born and raised here. He's a good friend of mine who's, I guess, as you say, a friend of my brother's who's Mexican, born and raised in the States. He was going down to Mexico, didn't bring his passport, but he was able to get back in without it. When I drove from Chicago to L.A. – I drove from Chicago to San Diego.

So I was trying to find a way to get from Chicago to L.A. and some guy was doing a ride share. He's like, I got a couple cars. I need someone to help me drive. So in exchange for driving this car, I got free passage, right? I get to San Diego and he's like, you know, he's like, look, I can't get you to LA, but it's like a simple bus ride for a couple of bucks. We'll get you up to LA. And I was like, sounds good to me. So then I go to San Diego, I get on the bus. And as we're driving up to LA, we get pulled over by, I think it was like, you know, ice or whatever.

And they come on and they start, the ice guy like walks through looking at everybody and then he stops at me and he goes, let me see your ID. And then I was like,

all right, and I pulled my ID and handed it to him and he goes, what's your name? And I was like, Tim Pool. And he's like,

birthday. And I gave him my birthday and he goes, what's your favorite baseball team? And I was like, I don't, Sox, I guess. I'm from Chicago.

I don't watch baseball, man. And then he was like, all right, you're good. He gave me, you know, card back. So like, he asked was like, I don't know. Socks, I guess. I'm from Chicago. I don't watch baseball, man. And then he was like, all right, you're good. He gave me, you know, card back. So he asked me like. A little culture test. No, but it was right. It was like he said when he asked me, he was like, what's your birthday? And then right as I was like halfway, halfway through answering goes favorite baseball team.

And then I was just like, oh, socks from the South Side, man. I was like, I don't, I don't like baseball. I had a skateboard with me. I was like, dude, you're asking a skateboard, man. I was like, I don't like baseball. I had a skateboard with me. I was like, dude, you're asking a skateboard if they like baseball. They're going to tell you what? My brother skateboards, and he loves baseball. So he would have been the one guy. No, other skateboards like baseball.

I'm just saying. But it was interesting. It's a culture test. Because they're looking for me to sweat and be like, My favorite team are the New York Yankees. Their record is this. Okay, so this doesn't go public, right is like for your like inside group of people i mean it's public they'll clip it all and yeah whatever so like i had a border guard that was like going off of me about oh like i love q anon i love this and i'm like is this bait are you baiting me to

like say something yeah of course okay course. Okay. Yeah, absolutely. I came back from... I can't remember which country I came back from. And then I had a border guard. I went to the checkpoint, and they have the thing, the hand scanners and all that stuff. I never do that. I'm like, I'm an American, goddamn.

But I go up there and take my passport, and the guy goes through it. And then he scans it, and he hands it to me, and he goes, uh go back and go over to that guy and that never happened to me before and i was like okay and then i walk over and there's another guy who brings me up to like a counter and takes my bag and opens my bag and then he takes my he's like let me see your passport and he opens it and he shows me the arabic and he's like what's that and i was like uh that one's i think morocco and he's like what

were you doing there and i I was like, visiting Morocco? Like, I don't know what I'm supposed to say to that. Like, what was I doing there? I was like, there was a conference or something, and I was hanging out in Marrakesh. And then he goes through it, and he's like, what's that? I'm like, it says Egypt on it. What were you doing in Egypt?

And I was like, checking out Egypt, I guess. They get pressed when you travel a lot. Oh, they lost it at my Russian visa today. But he only asked me about Arabic. And I was just like i guess i don't know what they do with the russian visa oh they they just like i could see when she opened it she like looked at it and it looks bad like i'm like in all black and i've got red lipstick and it's just like russian letters everywhere and the full page and she's just like holy shit you're coming with us black widow yeah yeah but they yeah they really uh they get pressed about if you travel if you travel a lot this xenophobe during war thing is nuts man because

like they remember the japanese internment camps in california during world war ii and it was almost like did they have to do that should they have done that because maybe i think they should have like but or should they not have like those guys you sound like you're pushing uh putin talking points there i'm like uh if they hadn, would they have been like Japanese spies just like tearing up the infrastructure in California and opening the walls for the invading army? I think when things get to a certain level, people just go into – there is a thin layer of civility is what I'll say. And as soon as that's broken, people will just do the most horrific things. They'll shoot the prisoners. They'll put people in camps and that's why i get worried when i see these people like we need to

start seizing russian passports we need to do this i'm like is that thin layer of civility breaking and you guys are about to go psychotic on us don't look at us what was trudeau doing to those truckers yeah true yeah it's true trudeau was like i'm going to destroy the lives of these people for democracy yeah i was like okay freedom freedom yeah good for him i hate that guy because the way he talks yeah it's personal professionally i have questions about his ability to lead personally it's just like the way he talks is like self-help guru like i him deliver a speech in parliament and everyone's like shouting him out like no yeah fucking and then there was a pause and the noise in his voice we got very much like this and then everyone went no no no it was really gross parliament's so stupid oh definitely

worth watching because it is a clown fucking yeah but no let's let's be real for a second um when with all the russian stuff happening there was someone said ban them from the universities. They vandalized that Russian club or whatever. Yo, NPCs are the biggest threat to human civilization, in my opinion. Oh, for sure. Mindless mob violence. Because these are the people who show up and scream, but Russians scare me. And then the president's like, I'm going to put Russians in camps.

And they go, yay. And then it's just like, holy shit, man. Yeah, well, I mean, people don't really have principles that they're grounded in. Most people aren't raised in any kind of religious faith anymore. And if they are, their family doesn't take it all that seriously. And if they aren't, their family doesn't have some other philosophical system of thought that they instill in their child so people don't have anything to go with other than what the culture is saying and whatever what the culture says shifts what they believe shifts and they don't question it there could be surface level religious people too no

i'm not disagreeing with that but i guess my point is there can be surface level religious people there can be surface level people of any and all philosophy but we really don't even have a philosophy i mean most people in this country don't have any bedrock underneath their moral thinking or decision-making. They're just doing what they think is good based on popular morality, which changes all the time. Well, Seamus, I will say if this really is a multicultural democracy and a constitutional republic in the same borders fighting, it's very obvious the multicultural democracy is godless and the constitutional republic is based on christian values oh yeah i was gonna ask you lauren what was your upbringing like religiously um i i was raised in the pentecostal and charismatic

christianity oh really yeah yeah but um my my father actually worked for some of like the big tele preachers in in amer America for a little bit. Just lower-level stuff. So I was raised on that, but he's shifted more to what I think is a bit more of a stable kind of Christianity. And I would consider myself—I haven't done catechism or anything, but I do like the Catholic faith, so I'm still Protestant Christian. Oh, fantastic. I love the Catholic faith. Seamus is Catholic. I don't know if you knew that. Yeah, someone mentioned it. faith so i'm still protestant christian fantastic i love it i wanted to ask you so did your father's church have people speaking in tongues oh yeah so i grew up with i'm not joking charismatic movement i remember being in uh i remember feeling horrible

in um sunday school because everyone was like speaking in tongues. And I'm like, holy shit, the angels aren't talking to me. So I just sit there and I'd be like, watermelon, watermelon, watermelon, watermelon. Yeah. No, that's what I've heard people say. I've actually, so I heard it said, granted, this is from someone who is an opponent of the charismatic and Pentecostal movement, but he was saying that he went to a service and that when they were telling him how to speak in tongues, they said say tie a bow tie untie a bow tie really quick like tie a bow tie

untie a bow tie because it sounds like you're speaking some strange mysterious language yeah so they're just muttering gibberish at each other some of them some of them are i guess some of them some of them are true believers and they really feel that they're having this experience where they are being given the gift of tongues they're they're like speaking an angelic language or like it's it's basically like kind of Christian magic. So that's like the charismatic. Did you see people

go into trances and start? Oh, yeah. Like I grew up around a bit of that. And like there's very little of that in Canada. So it was a unique experience. Like could you tell the difference between someone really

channeling something or someone just bullshitting? No, you answered this. You were there. I wasn't. It's hard to tell. I was so young. So like everything, when you're're a kid when you're like six seven years old everything looks real to you it's adults telling you something so it's like you're correct this is what is happening

right now and i it was kind of a horrible experience to an extent because i'm like oh my gosh like i am the god's not talking to me i had to i left my faith for a long time and i had to come back to it through like C.S. Lewis and like actually reading good political, or sorry, not political, religious writings. But quantum physics helped me find God. I thought it was just fucking nonsense for so long. I was like, how do these people pretend to believe this shit? It doesn't make sense. There's no proof. There's none. There's no evidence even. There's none. Why? Well, can I ask you another question about the Pentecostal experience? So was it argued that this gift of tongues was necessary

in order to be saved or to believe God was talking to you? Or was it something they thought was a gift for particular people? Yeah, not necessarily. I feel like everything is cartoonized when you're in the kids kids Sunday school. You're like, oh, you can all do it. But in the wider church, they definitely had some sort of actual theological understanding that some people are granted this gift and some people aren't. And other people are like people of different types of gifts. It's like Dungeons and Dragons. You have your different Christian magical powers.

Oh, is it? It's interesting. It's a rogue. And I'm sure it would change also based on the particular church, too. For sure. Yeah, there's a unified magisterium there, the way there is with the Catholic faith. But yeah, that's fascinating. I never knew that.

Tongue-to-tooth is real shit, right? Is there one thing, if I can ask, is there anything from that particular religious experience that you're still glad you had, even though you're not part of it anymore? I'm glad I had the whole experience. I think that there's so little understanding of different denominations and religions in the West. Like, I have said this before. My husband and I have spoken about this. Like, we would rather send our son to an Islamic school than a public school, just so they're actually taught about concepts of things higher than humanity. Yeah.

You guys go to homeschool? Well, actually, but on that point, it's interesting how the woke have sort of, like the woke, the left, the multicultural democracy has been embraced to conservative religious movement, which clearly does not reciprocate. So this is something

Putin was saying, that the liberal world order makes no sense because you can't have all these different cultures under one governing authority when they're at odds with each other I think that's what he was saying or the translation I don't speak Russian so maybe it was bullshit but that I find fascinating

it's a contradiction we saw it in Birmingham in the UK when the school was doing LGBT schooling and the Muslims protested it and then they claimed they were there for the Muslims the Muslims were like we hate you though it bothers me then they claimed they were there for the Muslims. The Muslims were like, we hate you, though. It bothers me the best. Well, because they see people as pets.

I mean, they really do see different groups that they claim to stand for as pets. Like, oh, this is my little project, and I'm taking care of them, and I'm going to rescue them from the tyrannical white supremacist patriarchy and the evil Christian fascist worldview that's being imposed on us all the time. And, of course, they're gonna they're gonna answer when i call them by their name have you there was a there's a video that's going viral because of war propaganda from mad tv and it's um uh you know the guy you know keegan peel yeah what's keegan michael key as a name is he's the taller guy right yeah so he's in it he's on mad tv and it's called like like al Jazeera English speaking channel. And they're talking about the war in Iraq.

And every single person is acting like an American, but they keep saying death to America. The funny thing is, like this was, what is this, like 2000s? We're in the war in Iraq. And on TV, they're making fun of Arabic nations, Arabic speakers. It was a dramatic shift in only a few years to fully embracing Islam and Muslims in the woke movement. One of the jokes was pretty funny, though. There was a guy interviewing a woman, a local woman.

He's like, I'm here with a local woman. And he was like, tell me. And she was like, hi, my name is Sarah. Can I say death to America to my mom and my sister? Hi, mom. Hi, Nazira. Death to America. I thought that was actually kind of funny.

But it's remarkable how quickly things have shifted. Yeah. I don't know. Because so much information is moving so fast, so time is basically constricting. Time and space are the same thing. I saw a good post. It was like,

do you remember when Joe Rogan was... They're threatening to cancel him off of Spotify and his episodes got taken down? That was a week ago. Oh, my gosh. No. No, it's true. No. That was like two weeks ago, taken down that was that was a week ago oh my gosh no no it's true no it was like two weeks ago maybe yeah yeah that was last week so fucking i mean fucking has anyone even mentioned covid in the last three remember no yeah exactly

no more when those truckers descended on ottawa yeah actually they have mentioned covid as i recall fema put out an announcement saying that if you have to shelter from a nuclear blast you better make sure you're wearing a mask and staying six feet away from other people which is very helpful and there was that yeah there was that person that was like the Ukrainians are sheltering together without masks and they've only 38% have been vaccinated oh my gosh and I'm sure they don't give

a shit crazy thing about Ukraine though is the subway stations like thousands of feet underground good for them like you go down like four escalators it was crazy that's helpful well the soviets were worried about nuclear blasts so they said you know moving people and resources the most important things will build your trains underground you know the train lines in moscow are gorgeous have you guys ever been in them nope like i i was actually shocked because you know you hear a lot about the soviet union like all they did was f everything up and like they're they're you know when they built ship

ports and have all these slaves do it and then it wasn't wide enough and like holy soviet stuff was bad but the underground trains gorgeous a work of art did they predate the soviet union no it was like soviet soldiers built into the wall all all of these statues every archway has like two soldiers on either side of it and i was, this is what you have to. I feel like I learned cartoonish versions of what the Soviet Union was, which made it really difficult for me to understand why when I visited every person in Moscow was waving Soviet flags on a parade there. I'm like, why would you celebrate this thing? But there obviously it existed for a reason. They had people that backed it for a reason

let me let me let me let me uh let me uh blow your fucking minds oh man let's go i'm half kidding you know so one of one of the things like me and my friends have to talk about is what if we are in north korea oh i get what you're saying right now and we're in a fucking no no no no no no no what if the country... What if in North Korea, they're actually free and they actually are told the truth and we believe bullshit about them

because we're the ones who are actually in the despotic regime with fake media? Could you imagine? Like, if we lived in a country where the media was all just propping up a political party and everything was fake

and they were lying about everything, like, how would we even know it that would be wild if you lived in a country like that can you imagine that no no no but but i've actually thought about this because i mean obviously yes we are propagandized the media does lie the government lies to us all the time but on the level of north korea i think the easy way to figure out is to travel and you two have traveled quite a bit so you would know whether we live in north korea or not and if you tell me that we don't, I know you've been paid by the regime. Yes, exactly.

Oh, yeah. Good point. Yeah. Well, I think it's been long enough to where I can tell you the truth. Oh, yeah. And finally. And because this is the members only segment,

when you fly in a plane, you don't actually leave the ground. They have the little TV screen windows. That's right. And then they... It's like a wallpaper. That's why you're locked in. Because they don't want you to be able to go out and realize you're in the air. Guys. That's right. And then they... It's like a wallpaper. That's why you're locked in. Yeah.

Because they don't want you to be able to go out and realize you're in the air. Yeah. Guys. I knew it. Why can't we go to Antarctica? They actually just drive you.

You can. Yes. We're going to. It's very easy. It's very easy to go to Antarctica. Why did I believe that we can't go to Antarctica? It's like you just get

your floaties on, you dive into the ocean. Okay. It is harder than most places for obvious reasons, but you charter passage on the cargo ships you need to you need to liate stowaway you go there and you pay him 600 bucks you need to first fly down to i think like chile then you need to you need to contact antarctica and like say hey i want to come you have to you can get off the cargo ship and visit but you have to get

right back on the cargo ship because there's nowhere For you to sleep Right And so It's very strict But tons of people Have like The guys from Vice Went down there several times

Cool Yeah You get on The cargo ships That come to resupply McMurdo Station You can ride with them You get out

You walk around You do your Antarctica stuff You get back on You leave Or is it like the North Pole I swear there was somewhere That you couldn't fly And they won't fly planes over it.

It's just all not true. They say you can't fly over... Wait, are you telling me I watched like 20 hours of Flat Earth videos for no reason? Oh, there's definitely a reason. So, check it out. They say, why can't you fly over the North Pole? Because there's a hole there to hollow Earth. And I'm like, I flew from New York to Hong Kong.

We went over the North Pole. What are you talking about? Have you ever flown to the hole? Did you look out the window and down? Yes. I saw one of you at the exact moment that you were over the North Pole.

It was actually cool. I'm pretty sure that's what it was when I flew to... Where was I going? I was going to Singapore, I think, or Thailand. Let me pull up

this stupid map. Does it scare you having your computer open for everyone to watch? It's a work computer. So this is not actually Google Earth. I need Google Earth. Oh, like when it showed the location.

Search history. But this is a work computer, so anybody who searches on it, it's not me. I don't use this machine. That's a good excuse. Lydia's one of these. Anything you see. Dude, I'm just going to search a bunch of really embarrassing stuff before next show. I want to do Google Body next. Come on, this is Photoshop. Lady is one of these Anything you see Dude I'm just gonna Search a bunch of Really embarrassing stuff

Before next show I wanna do Google body next Where you can go Inside a podcast Come on this is Photoshop Everyone knows They took a picture of the earth And then they just

Textured it on a So I was in New York Only 80 years ago Did we first get that picture Earth Like it didn't even exist No one knew before that Well it still doesn't Ian

It's all fake No we figured out The earth was round Like a thousand years ago No way more than that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The ancient Egyptians knew it was round a long time ago. So when I flew from New York, you fly in a straight line over the North Pole and over

all of this stuff. And then we came down and I landed in Hong Kong. And then I flew from Hong Kong to Singapore. Are you sure? I am. Yeah, are you positive? Are you sure that they didn't just put a little video outside your window that made it seem like that's where you were going? Flat Earth Man 7676.

That's right. Have you seen the video where the guy does the experience? There's two videos that are really funny. One is a guy on a plane, and he's got a leveler with him. And he's like, I'm going to prove the Earth is flat because check it out. If the Earth is round, then what's going to happen is if you're on a spherical Earth, as the plane's going forward, it's going to have to dip its nose down to keep leveling out as it moves down, which means I'm going to see the leveler move. And then he films a time lapse, and the leveler never moves, and he goes, Earth is flat.

I proved it. And it was the funniest shit I've ever seen. The other one is a guy and he's like, if the earth is curved, we're going to set up a wood, a wooden sheet here with a hole in it. We're going to go several, like 20 meters and do another sheet with a hole in it. And if I hold a light up and the earth is flat, the light will go straight through to the other piece of wood. But if the earth is round, then there will be a bend and you'll have to lift up the flashlight higher

to make it through the other side. And then he accidentally proves the Earth's round. And he's like, wait, wait, hold on. Hold on a minute. Yeah, the Earth is round.

The Earth is round. It turned out. But is it flat? I don't know. I think it's an oblique spheroid. I think it's hollow. Okay. And flat.

Okay, no, but actual is there any time? It's like, no, it's literally, it's a cube. It's a hollow actual. Donut Earth. No, it's literally a cube. It's a hollow cube. Why? Earth is a cube.

Cardboard box Earth. Is it serious? This one I'm real about, right? No more memes. Wait, wait. The moon. Oh, no. Why?

No, no. Listen to me. Yes. One of the biggest achievements in history was Americans landing on the moon, right? So why don't we have the data? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Disprove that. Disprove that. Shut up.

That's why you don't go fly over the North Pole because you actually fly up around in some mobius strip. You're going to deny this picture that Neil Armstrong took himself from where the moon's back. He was, he jumped. The gravity's lighter

on the moon. Yeah, okay, Lauren, Lauren, I want to hear you. Kate, but why has no other

country done it? China did. I'm pretty sure China did. China landed on the moon. We haven't been since like the 70s or something, like a human being. No,

no, it's something that we know of. There's no reason to. It's boring there. there would be. It would be an amazing achievement for China to say, we've put boots on the ground there.

We've put a person on the moon. Why would you not want to be the second country on the whole planet to do it when it's supposed to be a thousand times easier to do today? It's so simple.

They'll get nothing from spending the billions of dollars to do it. Why would it cost billions of dollars to do something they could do with the technology they had, you know, ages ago? Because you still have to build a rocket and put people on it. It's got to have all the return equipment.

There was a reason for the U.S. to do it during the Cold War. It looks cool. We were losing. We spend so much money on useless shit all the time. True. This is way better useless shit. I can imagine them going there and not publicizing it. It's cool.

The U.S. is the only country that's ever sent people there, but Russia and China have also landed craft there. You go to China and say Belt and Road Initiative or divert some of those funds to the moon, they're going to be like, what the fuck is the moon going to get us? What about a private company being like, let's go to the moon? Oh, yeah. Moon bases are coming. I'm pretty sure we're now going to be building a moon base. The mission, what is it?

Are we? Yeah. What's the name of the mission? Yes. Yes. Let me know when it happens. I want to see it. No.

You're going to go there on a trip and they're going to be on the moon base going, I think that the windows on the craft had a television screen. From five days ago, Scientific America says China plans asteroid missions, space telescopes, and a moon base. No, no, Trump announced a while ago. It's all LARPing. They're actually writing a fanfic and just publishing it, and we're all sitting here like, oh my gosh, they got a moon base. Like, you're listening to a government LARP and they're lapping their asses off. It's called like

Artemis or something. Yeah, I think so. And Trump, the goal is to build a base on the moon so that we can launch from the moon. Yeah, there's Artemis base camp. It doesn't exist. You guys are insane. I think you're literally jealous that you didn't go. I think you're jealous. I was on the moon last week. That's right. That proves it.

Well, that's another thing. Is it possible that the idea that the moon landing was a hoax was spread by the Russian communists because they didn't want to admit that they got beat in the space race? I think what happened with that is they went to the moon. They got some footage. And they're like, what if it's not enough for propaganda? So they got Kubrick to shoot a bunch of shit in a boom soundstage. I just don't believe that. And then when that got uncovered, they were like, the whole thing's fake.

But it was like, no, we were there. We just didn't have the footage. That would that got uncovered, they were like, the whole thing's fake. But it was like, no, we were there. We just didn't have the footage. That would be more believable with the amount of, like you think of tech today and the amount of times you F up video stuff

and it's like, oh, card corrupted. Oh no. Card corrupted, landed on the moon. There's only one thing that makes me question the moon landing

and it's the lander module having the fuel to return to Earth. Pretty sus. But I'm not saying it's impossible. I'm just saying like that's a feat. To break the gravity of the moon, maybe it's not that hard actually because the gravity of Earth

would be assisting in the pullback. Yeah, the moon is in the Earth's atmosphere. Not in the atmosphere. The Earth's atmosphere is way beyond the Earth. Most of our atmosphere that we utilize is close to Earth, but it goes really, really far away. All right, guys. Atlantis. They were a more advanced civilization than we were.

They sunk into the middle. How do you know? Have you been there? Have you seen it? The Tower of Babel. Bible. All right. Great plus.

What about it? I want to talk about Atlantis. So what? Have you seen the Rakat structure? Yeah, Ian, you're wrong. I don't think so. Yeah, Ian, you're wrong. I don't think so. Yeah, Ian, you're wrong. Earth's atmosphere is very thinly far out.

The exosphere is where satellites are, and that's the last layer of the atmosphere. Well, okay. Thanks for pointing that out. The moon is technically a satellite. Yeah, it's already here. Well, Tim, hold on. I don't want to misrepresent it, so I just want to get the right information out there. This is something I've learned.

Yo, the atmosphere, when you look at it, it's like a tiny fuzz layer on the planet. Did you ask, does Earth's atmosphere? Atlantis, not real. No, it's totally real. It is something I've learned. The atmosphere, when you look at it, it's like a tiny fuzz layer on the planet. Did you ask, does Earth... Atlantis! Not real. Oh, it's totally real. It's real. Absolutely real. I know where it is. Yeah, didn't we find the actual city? Do you want me to show you where Atlantis is? Yeah, let's find it. Is this from that Joe Rogan episode? I think so, yeah.

The Ricard structure. Is that what it's called? The Joe Rogan episode, that's right. Well, no, it obviously flooded during the Great Flood. Where is it? Tim doesn't believe in the Great Flood. You know, every religion on Earth talks about the Great Flood. See, I've got from space.com. Earth's atmosphere extends far beyond the moon from space.com.

Space.com? Yeah. And from Newsweek. That's authoritative. And from ESA. Interesting. From fizz.org. Well, I don't know.

Earth's atmosphere stretches out to the moon and beyond. Who told you that? Fizz.org and Newsweek? You just told me that. You told me who told you. I'm incredulous. All right, Ian, you're correct. What? I told you the moon's a satellite.

See, I was on the inside the whole time. Those satellites are the answer. That's so smooth. Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Earth's atmosphere extends far beyond the moon. How interesting. How are we qualifying that?

I don't know. Yeah, what is atmosphere going to mean at that point? I don't really know. I'm like, wow. It's an hydrogen that's interacting with the core. I'm like, wow. Where's that structure at? Rikat. It's R-I-C-H-A-T is the name of it.

And you're close to it. It's in Mauritania. Mauritania? Ah, interesting. This is the fabled ring city of Atlantis, they believe. That's pretty cool. Smeared by mud. What else could it be?

What the fuck is that? That proves it. Yeah. You're right. It's definitely correlative evidence, but... Oh, it's super tiny. People think it's...

Some people, like Randall Carlson, thinks it's not Atlantis, and he's a pretty renowned geologist. It has 4.8 stars on it. Oh, yes. This was the thing

they had on the Joe Rogers. I have a hard time thinking this wasn't Atlantis, but... What? Like, look how they... It looks like they dug out... Why can't it just be

a weird rock formation? The Great Flood happened. Thank God. It just didn't happen on Earth. Are you familiar? We're done, Tim. We're done. Shut it off. Good night. I'm leaving. So here's what happened. So Venus used to have almost the same gravity as Earth.

It is said that it used to have the same atmosphere and geology as Earth. And what happened was a runaway greenhouse effect acidified the environment and now it's just like dense sulfuric gases and things like that. But what happened was the first human civilization, realizing that climate change was destroying their planet and the air was acidifying, created the Ark Project, which was a giant space vessel that would bring them to Earth. Wait, where did you get this information from?

Just let him finish. I think you made this up. So the Ark Project was a military operation to save as many people as possible. And they needed the DNA of two of every animal, the male and the female genetics, so that they could clone. Now, this happened around the period on Earth known as the Precambrian Explosion, where in the fossil record, all of a sudden, there's a major explosion of different species for some reason. Well, what happened was— Didn't humans come at a much later time than that?

Yes. So because we were terraforming the planet, so the Ark Project was fleeing the great disaster of Venus. Now, it gets complicated, but basically the Ark Project comes to Earth, and long story short, some people come down to begin the terraforming process. There's a great battle in the heavens from the second in command, mutinies against the leader of the Ark Project. Because what happened was the military dictator

who was running the Ark Project, he was a commander. He wasn't elected. So after they come to Earth and they've got regular working people, these regular working people don't know a lot about science or anything. They're just tilling the fields, right?

But what happens is there's a political faction within the ARC project that says it's now time to establish democratic governance. We understand the ARC project was a military project, so it's hierarchical and authoritarian,

but now that we've established a base of operations on the newly terraformed planet, and so the leader of the ARC project was like, no, and a great battle ensues in the heavens with all the people on the ground watching, and they wrote a book about it

because they didn't know what else to do and then after translation after translation everything just i don't need to hear this crazy tim you should publish no tim tim tim this is arc project funded propaganda everyone everyone knows who's actually looked at the data that we did not have the technology to leave venus they told us we left Venus for this other planet called Earth, when in reality the whole thing was faked. Have you seen, there's a great, David Firth,

he did a few YouTube videos called The News Hasn't Happened Yet. And one of them is really funny because it's got like Paul Joseph Watson and Jimmy Dore in it. But he's like, imagine my shock. No, no, but his face superimposed on door in it but he's like imagine molly shock no no but it's his face superimposed on jimmy door and he's like the moon is not real it's just a reflection and then it shows a guy and he superimposes it's a newscaster pointing at the sky and he's like we actually live

on the moon and that's earth watching us and he puts the earth over the moon it's really really funny i gotta i think i want to know more about this pre-cambrian explosion thing you're talking about because i just pulled it up 541 million years ago practically all major animal phyllis started appearing yeah they were terraforming earth so either there was a huge explosion before it that killed everything and it was that wait are you telling me tim's rant is fact-based yes i tell you it could be cambrian explosion is i don't think it is but it could be it was. It was partly fact-based. Like, was we receded by alien life, or was it inevitably growing to that point? It was a mostly truthful story.

Yeah, exactly. It's me taking, like, 1% truth and turning it to 100% bullshit. Yeah, based on a true story. There is a flood myth that's the Great Flood from the Bible 12,800 years ago. But this is easily explained. And that did kill Atlantis. That's my one, I think, anyway. It's easily explained

because the people who were living in the Fertile Crescent experienced a major flood and they told that story to everybody and the story spread around through cultures as they traveled the globe. Apparently, there's two floods over the course, 800 years later,

and the asteroids or the comets hit again and then caused another global flood. Yeah, but do you think the flood killed all the Nephilim? Oh, my goodness. No, Ihilim? Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. The Nephilim, I can't hear another word about. I think Zeus and Michael the Archangel were descended from them

and had the technology from Atlantis, electricity. I think they still had Baghdad batteries. You know, when the angels had sex with Job's daughters. Stop it. This is not the Nephilim. Stop. I didn't know that happened. Stop.

This is not. No. So the Nephilim, it's like one word in scripture. And I think it's like the, this is the Deuterocanon, but also. Do you know what the Nephilim are? The Nephilim, it's literally one word in scripture. It's one word. Are they the hybrids?

No, but it doesn't even hold that. It says like, it says the children of God. It says the children of God looked on the children of men with love or something like that. And then their children were the Nephilim. What children of God means in that context? We have no idea. People are like, it's angels.

They created angel people hybrids. And they're still alive and they're the people we call lizard people today. The Nephilim did not die in the Great Flood. That's a sigh out. I think the lizard people are the NPCs where their amygdala is making them all crazy and it's just part of our human nature because we eat meat. Bloodlust.

I'm just going to sit here and eat some bacon while you guys talk about whatever we are. The Nephilim. I don't know who they are, but they had tech. Didn't they have tech? They could fly, right? Wait, the Nephilim? No. What?

What? What are you basing that on? The Nephilim is literally just like it is mentioned very briefly. There's really nothing that's said about them. They were fallen angels. That's Nephilim-funded just like, it is mentioned very briefly. There's really nothing that's said about them. They were fallen angels. Nephilim-funded propaganda. That's right. So, actually, do you remember David and Goliath?

When Sedna gets close to Earth, the Aniaki. Oh, he was. I'm pretty sure. They were like giants and mutants, and part demon was the idea. I've heard Anunnaki, yeah. What I think happened is that they fled the loss of Atlantis with some tech. They brought it to Gobekli Tepe, and then it started spreading around.

And then Kult had control of this technology and wouldn't give it to everyone else. So when you see Zeus through lightning, he had electricity. When Michael, the archangels, could fly, they had hang gliders. So this is what I mean. So when they built the Tower of Babel, it was like the highest thing we've ever built, right?

And then God knocked them down for going too far, trying to be gods themselves. But I believe that they had like extremely advanced technology. We were way past transhumanism where you had people that were creating themselves into gods with science. And I think we're going back to that.

Like the vibration caused the place to shake to the ground like when a Tesla- I would disagree. Tesla's tech could do that too. So they might have been working on some sound. So the Nephilim – I think what's interesting about the Nephilim – what's interesting about a lot of this is they're basically not – they're just barely mentioned. But I think when you talk less about something and when it seems vague, people are just going to come up with a million theories because that becomes very interesting to people. Let me blow your minds.

Oh, boy. Here we go. You guys know what force field is, right? They're vague. No. If you could make force fields, humans would be able to fly. Let me blow your minds. Oh boy, here we go. You guys know what force field is, right? No. If you could make force fields, humans would be able to fly. You know why? Why? Force fields are weightless, but can displace matter.

Yeah. That means you could effectively make force field wings that maybe not fly, but at least glide because they have no mass, but they displace mass. You need to create a magnetic monopole to do that. There would be no parachutes anymore. You'd literally jump out of a plane, and your force field, if it can be structured any way you want, would actually displace the air and slow your descent.

And then it can be shaped to make you move forward and left. So you may not be able to go up, but actually I would argue if the force field can displace matter, then it would be able to create upward lift. The force field could effectively flap itself if the energy could be controlled. Yeah, it could squeeze itself and then create downward pressure from the side to side pressure. I said only if force fields are possible. But you need a magnetic monopole, which they don't exist in nature, but it's like a magnet. Most magnets, you have a north-south and you break it in half and then you have a north-south and a north-south.

The magnetic monopole is just a north or just a south, and they don't really naturally occur. I think they've been able to create them. They're theoretical at best. Once you can, you can propel yourself. We went way over, and I got to upload. So I ate bacon, and Lauren's got a sword now. It's been a good episode.

Wait, wait. Can you just hold that pose for a second? Hold it with the sword. Just like that. Yeah. And that's our thumbnail. Perfect thumbnail. All right.

Lauren, thanks for hanging out. It's been fun. What does that mean? I don't know what that means. Nandesuka. That means... Kirohito kimchi. Oh, I just asked him that last night.

Kimchi is Korean. We're about to eat some kimchi tonight, dude. I think nandesuka is like you're asking a polite what. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Toshokan. I think that means library. I remember all these random words. Yeah, that's nice.

I was told tomate means stop. It's like tomato. Tomate. Yeah, so we were driving in Japan. You just watched like creepy Japanese videos. We were driving in Japan and I said, how do I tell the driver to stop? And she says, tomate. Tomate. And so because we were driving and I was like, stop, stop I tell the driver to stop? And she says, tomate. Tomate.

And so, because we were driving and I was like, stop, stop, stop. And he's just like, I have no idea what you're saying. But he's Japanese. And I was like, tomate. And then he stopped. And I was like, yes. Yes, I'm learning the words. All right.

We're going to upload this video. Nice drinking, everybody. Thanks for being members. I hope you had fun. This was ridiculous. And we'll see you all next time.