Timcast IRL - Sunday Uncensored: Lauren Southern Member Podcast: Lauren Wields The METEORITE Sword, Food Plants Exploding, Show Goes Off the Rails

Episode Date: April 24, 2022

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Welcome to our special weekend show, Sunday Uncensored. Every week we produce four uncensored episodes of the TimCast IRL podcast exclusively at TimCast.com and we're going to bring you the most important for our weekend show. If you want to check out more segments just like this, become a member at TimCast.com. Now enjoy the show. We're doing things. We're doing things. Yo, what up my friends? Now, enjoy the show. be a replica of the sword from heaven from I think it's Gambia and this sword is forged for meteorite it's very expensive is this

one meteorite too yes Lauren is wielding a sword with no name that's and legit that thing is so sharp that I I was oiling it and I tapped the side side of my finger and it cut my skin Wow no joke I haven't touched a blade that sharp ever

that's nuts. What's this bad boy called? That's just some toy from the internet. Perfect for me. Yeah, Ian has the Amazon toy with the plastic, I think. Do you guys ever practice with Boken? Is that what they're called, the wooden swords? Boken.

Yeah, you can sword train with a wooden thing? No, I only use plastic lightsabers. It seems like you really enjoy sword training. Have you ever done that? No, I feel like I would enjoy... I use guns, because I don't want to end up like that scene in Indiana Jones. Lauren!

Now that you are wielding... Yes. So that sword needs a name, and I got a recommendation from Lily Tang, because she's actually from China. Yeah. The issue is that the name she gave me, while it was cool,

was also the name of a Yu-Gi-Oh card. Called the Southern Sword. And so I decided, I don't think I can name it after a Yu-Gi-Oh card, even though the name was legit. It was like an emperor's name and like some illusion. And that's why the Yu-Gi-Oh card used it. And I'm like. Name it after Lauren. Call it the Southern Sword.

The Southern Sword. I know like five Asian words. Or Sword of the South or something. We can call it like hentai or something. That's like one of the only Asian words. Dude, you got to have the Sword of the North and the Sword of the South. They actually asked me to name it. What's it? Hajime Meshite. I think that's like one of the only asian you gotta have it you gotta have the sort of the north and the sort of south they actually asked me to name it what's it hajime mashite i think that's a greeting uh what is that means hello in japanese well no i don't think so yeah it does oh yeah it

does hajime mashite konnichiwa konnichiwa is a version and konbanwa is good is good evening i think hajime mashite that's when you meet for the first time in Japan. Yeah. Yeah. Ohayou gozaimasu. That's good morning. Right. Yeah. And toshokan is library.

Toshokan, huh? And tomate means stop. Toshokan. So do you want to know why? I wanted to show everybody Lauren Southern wielding the powerful blade. Because we have this story from Timcast.com. Strange trend of food processing plant fires appears across the U.S. At least 16 fires have broken out at food processing plants, impacting the nation's supply of beef and poultry.

So this is something that people noticed on Twitter. Wall Street Silver was tweeting about it. A bunch of people were sharing this where it shows all of these different food plants with weird fires or whatever. Lydia brought this up the other day, but there was no cohesive structure around the story just people mentioning the rumors so we asked the crew over at timcast can you pull this together and see if there's anything here what we can conclude it may just be coincidental and the one thing i always want to say is it's possible that fires happen all the time at food plants we just don't care but now that food is in shortage and we're worried about it, we're suddenly paying attention to the fact that there are fires at these buildings. But should the fires get worse, ladies and gentlemen,

it will be very wise to wield a sword forged from the U.S. Now, here's the best part. When all hell breaks loose and the hordes of hipsters who don't know how to farm come rushing to our territory to steal our chickens, Lauren need only hold up the meteorite sword and powerful holy light will blast evil and wipe them out. I'll have to use a bottle for now. Seamus has confiscated my sword.

I have. Yeah, she's not getting that thing back. So Lauren's He-Man. Who are you? I'm He-Man. Manny Faces. Yeah, I'm Trap Jaw. What about you, Tim?

I'm not some cartoon character so are you not gonna drink lauren smelled the corn whiskey and then just like winced it's pretty awful oh oh miss i take a 1700 bottle of whiskey off the shelf and go i can drink a nine dollar bottle if i want things she's too good for the corn whiskey how interesting i didn't say i was too good for it i said it smells bad it I didn't say I was too good for it. I said it smells bad. It smells like whiskey. It smells bad. It smells like whiskey.

I'm the kind of person who can have a $9 bottle and be fine. What are you talking about? That thing's probably like $11. You know what? Maybe I'm watching my limit and playing within it

like a responsible person. And rhyming while you're at it. Then that would be a change of pace. If Lauren thought the corn whiskey was... It smells good, right? Yeah, it's kind of like

rubbing alcohol. It smells like whiskey. Swig it from smells good, right? Yeah, it's kind of like rubbing alcohol. It smells like whiskey. Swig it from the bottle. No, no, I smell it deeply. Woo! Yeah, that's like rubbing alcohol, man. Seamus, drink it. I'm out of cups.

All right, you can... I'm going to go get you one. Thanks. You're good. Lauren and Seamus are going to have a corn whiskey drinking contest. No, no. As we lament the destruction of our food processing plants in the end. It's crazy that bottles can be worth $1,300.

It's like people get so rich that they don't know what to do but just drink alcohol. Yeah. Well, hold your horses, bro. I don't drink. He just likes to smell it. The Pappy does smell better than the corn whiskey. Yeah. Oh, really?

It's kind of like a maple smell to it. Lauren. It is expensive, but it's because here's what you guys got to understand about how studios and shows work we did not pay lauren southern to be here no and so but uh we do cover costs but also it's like if people are going to come out and come on the show like we're going to make sure they're taken care of and they're going to have they're going to be drinking in style. They're going to make sure I have my $9 corn whiskey. Well, look, you poured a paper cup of $1,300 whiskey.

Ian, pass me that. Should have been in the glass. You don't have to pass it to me. What proof is that? $1,900. $1,600. That's insane. You'll be getting your dollar. So really? $1,646. That's insane.

It's a very... Yeah, you'll be getting your bill on the mail. No, Lauren, you're allowed to drink the corn whiskey. There's so much fiat. You don't have to drink the corn whiskey. Wait, hold on. What? You just asked me to. Seamus, you're drinking the corn whiskey.

Tim, first of all, she shouldn't be able to drink any whiskey. Question about alcohol. The corn's cut off. What's your favorite alcohol type? Gin, whiskey. What else is there? Absolutely. Are you drinking the corn whiskey?

Yeah, I do have a little bit of corn. I have a little bit. I had some the other day. Yo, you guys don't have to drink corn whiskey. You can drink the good stuff. No, you just... That literally tastes like nail polish remover. Yeah, that's kind of what I was getting at.

How do you know how nail polish remover tastes? You know, as a kid, it's expensive. Can't get into the liquor store. Well, let me see that bottle. Let me see that corn whiskey. Next time, tell me when a kid, it's expensive. Can't get into the liquor store. Well, let me see that bottle. Next time, tell me when a drink tastes like lead paint. Actually, when I was in high school, I tried once to do that. I tried once to get an adult to go in and buy me liquor because I got invited to a party. And the first person I asked was an undercover cop.

Oh, whoa. That's awesome. This is why you weren't invited to the party. Hey, hey, hey. This is 50%. I know. That's what I said. It's 100 proof.

You get more bang for your buck because that's $9, that's $1,700 and that's only 90 proof. What's that nasty shit we have downstairs? Are you kidding? Malort? Malort. Nasty? Malort's delicious. You've never had Malort. I don't typically drink Malort.

It's not whiskey. I only act like a degenerate on camera. Alright, check this out jefferson's malort uh it's a brand of bosque liquor it's it's wormwood it's known for its bitter taste it can be found in some chicago area taverns and liquor stores and is growing in popularity but it's hard to find elsewhere in the u.s they say um there was something on the wikipedia where they said i don't i don't feel like reading it. They said that it's... Let me see if I can read it.

That it's basically a prank. It's a practical joke people play on people. You're giving it away. It's a prank licker. Well, that's basically it. What does that mean? People who aren't from Chicago, they'll go like, have you ever had Malort?

And they'll be like, no. But you got to try it. It's so good. And it's just awful. So people buy it for the sake of making people drink something awful. It's like a meme drink. It's the reason because Chicago is so much better than New York. And the food is so much better that you can actually fake people out and give them something disgusting.

And they'll still eat your other food because of the reputation. Because it's better. We can play games like that. Malort, is that like heavily sold in Chicago? Yeah yeah for many years it was only sold in chicago so we we actually uh had we had it picked up from chicago yeah what's the best liquor on the planet i don't know there's a there's a there's a liquor store nearby there's an eighty thousand dollar bottle of whiskey oh my god my God. Don't buy it. Apparently – I'm not going to buy it.

Apparently, George Clooney flew out to go pick one up because he had like two bottles. Oh, my God. I mean, George Clooney was like – he's like, I'll buy it. It just seems absurd to me. Is it like a tax write-off? Is it a – can you do it as a business expense? I don't know. But have you ever had Louis XIII?

No. $5,000 bottle of cognac, and it's like $100. I think it's $200 an ounce or something like that. And when they pour it, they're very carefully measuring it. They have droppers to make sure you get perfectly one ounce. It's so expensive. Wow. And then it was funny.

I was at a bar. I think it was Christmas or New Year's or something. And we had – like everyone got one. I was at a bar. I think it was Christmas or New Year's or something. And we had – like everyone got one. And then as he poured it, a drip came down and like fell down. I'm like, there's $10. Holy shit. Or like $5 just dripping.

And then when he picked it up, there's a ring. And I'm like, that's probably another $10. I had a really good top shelf vodka that was really good. It had almost no flavor. I don't know if it was Bombay or something. So why would it be really good? Because it didn't have any flavor flavor because alcohol is just like rotten food i like wine i the best wine i had in my life was from a place called tumbarumba in australia everywhere is just like named after dr seuss shit in australia i swear it's like

gundagai wallingong pretty sure that's racist lauren what does it not sound like dr seuss books all the places in Australia. Oh, wow. Maybe Dr. Seuss was inspired by the Aboriginals. Like, Tumarumba is the place that... Is that what that comes from? How long were you living there? Two years, and then they took away my visa because of my politics.

Did you get to the opera? Yeah. Wait, I thought you were on TV there. I was, but I came back to Canada for and um they got locked out because i'm on the character assessment list but don't you have family there yep it's really rough right now to be honest wow that's fucked up dude serious but they let you back in america um yeah they let me back in america so god willing you know i'll be able to see my husband soon it's been pretty tough holy shit yeah that's fucked up i'm like i i do not want my son to miss another birthday

with his father. It's fucked. I don't talk about it because I'm worried about lefties trying to make it worse for me. So I don't mind on this private level. What's your plan now? Are you just living in Canada? We're trying to find a solution right now. They can't come here?

I can tell you after the show. It's complicated. But we're trying. Yeah, it's going to be. What about work? What have you been up to? Just finishing my documentary. Documentary?

It's totally done. American Mirage. I was down in Mexico filming. Oh, right, right, right. Cartel. You heard all of the illegals are coming up like in a week or two. Oh, yeah, because Title 42 is ending. No, no, no.

They're all coming to see my documentary. Oh. Yeah, they're coming just in time. They want to get to the premiere. Did you see Joe Biden was asked about title 42 and then he can he he said i'm not going to make assumptions about what he believed he said we we need to see if the scientists agree and we're going to appeal the decision and everyone was like what the fuck is he talking about biden is ending title 42 which says that we can remove an illegal immigrant the moment they come in because of covid

when he was asked about he says well you know we're going to appeal this one and then you know see what the scientists have to say and we're like what yeah like what the fuck are you talking about dude even caitlin collins of cnn was like biden appears to be confused as to what he's talking about oh yeah yeah when you're like 150 000 people about to cross the border and he's like, we got to sue him. See what the scientists have to say. It's like, what do scientists have to do with people crossing the border, bro? He must have thought they were talking about something else. The mask mandates.

But Joe Biden is a fucking crackpot. And so his brain don't work. When you were in Australia, did you go in the outback? Oh, yeah. Oh, did you fight a kangaroo? I killed a kangaroo, unfortunately. No. Unfortunately.

You hit it with a car? It was like a six-foot-tall kangaroo, too. Just bull bar, middle of the night. I was like, no, we can save it. Gone. You said, I was looking on Twitter, you said you almost, you sunk your Jeep. I sunk my Jeep. Almost flipped it.

You were like, best day of my life when you almost flip a Jeep, but you don't. Yeah, but then the next day I sunk it. So what happened exactly? I've been doing a bunch of off-roading, getting my mind off the craziness. And I just got a manual Jeep. So not only am I learning manual driving, I'm learning off-roading. And I saw this beautiful, gorgeous puddle. And I was like, I can go through that puddle.

I can do it. Go at it full speed. Because sometimes if it's too deep, you have to go real fast or your wheels will get stuck in the mud and sink, especially if it's like a proper like pond. Went in and then down. Like it wasn't just how it looked visually. It was like a pit in the water. And I just got stuck, hydro-locked the engine.

I had to go out, you know, get myself completely soaked. I had my family with me. They just sat on top of the engine um i had to go out you know get myself completely soaked i had my family with me they just sat on top of the jeep and did nothing of course well i went and found a car to go and drag us out but the jeep's pretty done was it just on like some random road and like like a trail or something yeah it's like middle of nowhere bc i've found all these like back roads that are just fantastic if you don't do off-roading you should and you should have an old off-roading vehicle anyways for the apocalypse i always say this like you know you're gonna have government checkpoints all over the place if it gets like really bad fascistic government communist and you're gonna want to be able to travel between cities not on main roads even if it just gets like

disorderly with like high crime rates you can actually travel between cities using just uh power line trails because they have to create those trails to fix the power lines so if you're ever like i don't know what the f i'm gonna do shit out of luck the world's a mess power line trails take those if you have a off-roading vehicle you'll be sorted how many people live in australia uh it's like 28 million so just a little less than canada wow yeah which city were are you allowed to say or um i was in canberra for a while sydney and brisbane so oh sydney yeah i heard sydney's like la like the la of australia yeah yeah i mean that's that i'd say that's a fair comparison but is it like palm trees and stuff yeah is it saying but are the

palm trees anywhere else like sydney kind of Australia in general. Well, it's like reverse, right? The further you go north, the hotter it gets. The further you go south, the colder it gets. So Canberra is like a bit Canada-ish. So the rednecks are in the north. Yeah, yeah. Far north is like crocodiles everywhere. What's going on with those concentration camps?

I mean, a lot of it is rolling back now finally in Australia from my understanding. They've just opened up. You can visit the country now. You can see your family after two years. I know Sidney Watson is finally going back to see her family. It's a trick. I wouldn't do it. They're trying to bring COVID stuff restrictions back.

Look at the deserts of Australia. Is that ocean sand, like the Sahara? Do they find seashells and stuff in it? I don't know. I know it's pretty, like you you can't really live in the center of australia in fact there are i think they filmed star wars in one of the towns there in central australia because they literally live underground that's how hot it is they have to live underground in the um outback towns in the middle of nowhere as alice springs yeah they live

underground in places in alice springs that's like a hardcore like native area you can you can look it up um i'll have to find oh look at this dude that's so cool yeah so there's some that sounds there are areas that are below ground there like whole community centers look how green it is over here what's up with that like an oasis yeah we we spent a lot of time traveling and outback traveling through australia it was lovely it's nuts when they find ocean. Wouldn't it be so fun to go and visit this tiny ass fucking nowhere zone? Yeah.

Okay. Another problem they have in the middle of outback Australia. They've got a ton of camels. I think it's like the most camels on earth, like outside of their natural habitat. And they suck up so much water and they're not natural to the land so they've actually got a job paid for by the government where guys go up in helicopters and snipe camels all day to try and reduce their population from killing marsupials tell me you would not want to eat at this korean restaurant in the motherfucking ass outback i'm so down

simply korean restaurant in alice springs look where that is. I'm zooming out. Just right there, smack dab in the middle of fucking nowhere. Tim, look up Coober Petty. I told you everything's... C-O-O-B-E-R P-E-D-Y Coober Petty. And then if you find...

What am I looking for? Maybe look it up on Google because all of their stuff is underground cooper petty underground underground look at whoa look at those pictures are the pictures in here uh just look up cooper petty underground images it'll probably be better so they're like more locks yeah elon just raised a bunch of money for boring company he's hiring look at this like there's like a tv down there well just cooler underground and it gets hot as out there wow yeah so like geothermal uh ac it's always 55 degrees underground just a little a few feet so

it's super cheap to cool the air just goes through the ground and the heat dissipates and yep and then in the winter it's always 55 degrees so even when it's hot out you can easily get heat up to 55 and then supplemented after the fact i think they filmed mad max out in this area too maybe oh the first one yeah let me see where was mad max Yeah, this is cool. Melbourne, Australia. Melbourne. Have we lost you, Seamus? Yeah, you know, I just like,

I don't like all this talk of Australia where my Irish ancestors were sent as prisoners. They start every uprising. I'm pretty sure the right to vote for the average citizen in Australia was started by an Irish workers workers uprising in the Melbourne area. It's always the Irish that start this. What's up with the Irish? It's because they've been oppressed by British so they don't want to take it anymore?

This just looks like the coolest place to be. Just like smack dab in the middle of Australia. What is it, 120 degrees? John's Pizza Bar and Restaurant. That is so awesome. And they're open right now. Dude, should we call them up and order a pizza? I will pay.

I would like to. Oh, look at that. That looks like the worst pizza I have ever seen. Dang. That is not food. I mean, where else are you going to go if you're out there? That's it. That's your option.

Well, they didn't. It's just been sitting on the table. But, you know, it's Cooper Petty, so it just happened. Is it basil? No, I'm kidding. That's your option. Well, they didn't. It's just been sitting on the table, but it's Cooper Petty, so it just happened. Is it basil? No, I'm kidding. That's actually not bad looking. That looks good. But people don't understand dough doesn't rise the same way at different altitudes and

different latitudes and stuff. So did you not know that? No, I didn't. That's very specific. I'm sorry, not latitudes, altitudes because of the thinness of the air. Yeah. So you have to – there's different temperature settings. If you buy a pizza, it'll be like if you're above X amount of feet, cook it this way.

Otherwise, like the crust doesn't rise or something. Also, be sure to get organic flour because they use Monsanto's glyphosate as a desiccant on flour if it's not organic. What is that? Before they harvest the wheat, they got to dry it out, and that's what they call desiccation. And they use this fucking chemical to desiccate it. Glyphosate, which is linked to cancer and stuff. Let's zoom out. Go organic, especially with your wheat flour.

Look at this. This is barren wasteland. Dude, there's nothing there. Yeah. So I wonder if this is from the flood. You just die out there if your car breaks down. Wild. Did you hear the story about the lady who drove 500 miles into the outback because Apple

Maps told her to? And then she kept going and then she ran out of gas and was stranded? Yeah, like you'll full-on die. How did she end up living? Did she have to have service out there or what? I don't know. Hey, look at this. What is this?

This looks like an alien world. Mintaby Area School. Look at this. It's like, do you live in salt? Do you build a house of salt? What is this? There's buildings, but like, what? Wow. Oh, I loved visiting Outback towns when I was there.

Is that ocean? Go check it out. During the flood, they flooded the Sahara. That's a whole bunch of ocean sand. Let's do a TimCast fan meetup in Australia. We'll bring the trailer. Just pick the most absurd location. You know, the middle of the outback. I got to be honest.

Look at the Sahara compared to the outback. It's much darker. It's way bigger. It's red sand, right? Is it clay? No, for real. What's right here? How do you get to this place?

You get exiled from your tribe. Janet. Exile culture. Look at this. Janet, where's the pizza hut? You get exiled from your tribe. Janet. Exile culture. Look at this. Look at this. Janet, where's the pizza hut? Let's look. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

There it is. There's a pizza hut everywhere. Pizza. I thought it said pizza. Mud Hut Motel? Whoa, where? Up there on the top left. It's five stars.

Mud Hut Motel. Do you not see that? Whoa, Mud Hut Motel. It's fascinating that you would have towns just set up in the middle of the river. It's not a mud hut. It's a regular building. Lies. And where is this? Oh, is this Australia? You brought me back to Australia. Sorry. It's ridiculous.

So, like, when you're in Western Australia, do you just die? Yeah, you just die. You just die. No, like, you can just eat kangaroo, right? Kangaroo meat used to be a delicacy. I had kangaroo before. There was a bait shop near Chicago that had exotic meats, and they had ostrich and kangaroo, and I bought some.

There's so many damn kangaroos. Like a beef stick. Apparently, it's like deer. Kangaroos like deer, I guess. Well, it used to be a steak delicacy before environmentalists had these protests over over it all being exported it was particularly liked in uh russia actually and you'll see if you're like in real outback australia which my husband and i've spent a lot of time in these trucks and they'll just have hooks in them and they're people that full-time just go into the outback and like grab these roos and make steaks out of them and they'll just take them back and they're like hook trucks do you guys know

that japan is like 70 miles from russia what check this out people never talk about vladivostok i've always wanted to go here because look where it is this is russia but it's like next to japan and so you come down to come in yeah super cool i've always wanted to go because it's just like let's find the pizza place there don't know Pizza, bro! Look at it! There we go. See, one thing humans have in common, man. Look at that, dude. Pizza. Yeah, it looks good. It's got pineapple and pomegranate.

Wasn't the first commercial at the end of the Soviet Union, Gorbachev eating at Pizza Hut? Yes, that's right. Was it Pizza Hut or was it Domino's? Look at this abomination. Domino's, I think you're right. Actually, I would be... It's European pizza. Look at this. It's like a fast food pizza

place. People don't talk about Eastern Russia. It was Pizza Hut. I was wrong. I spread misinformation. I thought it was Domino's. Is there a Pizza Hut in Siberia? I always wanted to go to Siberia and take the train along there. I'm glad I visited Russia before it closed down.

Yo, there's tons of pizza it's in siberia look at all this siberia is gonna be hot no no this can't be right that's the united states that's basically siberia look what it did look look like i typed in siberia russia and it's like in pennsylvania what the heck no there is no russia let's do this real yeah russia is a boogeyman to scare kids there russia is so big wait what why isn't real. Yeah, Russia's a boogeyman to scare kids. Dude, Russia's so big. Wait, what? Why isn't it zooming in?

Where is Siberia? There's something Google doesn't want you to know, Tim. Yeah. Maripol today? Maripol? What are you talking about? What happened in Maripol? The Russians took it, the city. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, here we go. Siberia. Now we do this. Now we go pizza. Oh, yeah, yeah. Russia took over Maripol. Now we got to find the pizza. It's going to.

It's going to. I knew it was going to be. Yeah. What the heck? It doesn't want me to find the Russian pizza hut. There's something going on with that Russian pizza hut that they don't want us to know. You know, there are cities in Russia where like no one can go. Only like Russian citizens are allowed to go to.

Like in the United States, we don't have that. If you if you come on a visa, you can go where the fuck you want. But in Russia, they have things where it's like foreigners are not allowed to go there at all. Interesting. It was really hard. I got my Russian visa and it was really difficult. It was like four years ago that I went. And I had to go to like so many like questioning sessions to get it.

It was... Questioning sessions. Yeah. Like you have to actually... You can't just like apply for it online. You have to go in person to the embassy and go do like in-person interviews repeatedly to get it they want me to make sure you're not a spy i guess so like i guess that's the reason people legit do not understand how massive russia is yeah very like that's why i was saying like vladivostok

is so interesting because it's next to japan like look how i was wrong when i said you know it was so these are these are these are russian right here check this out it's like 20 miles so this is russia right here and this is japan like you can probably swim yeah all that light stuff was above water before the flood i believe all that light water stuff this right here yeah it was people go diving down there and see temples and stuff that's so cool yeah we to go find the underwater temples, Ian. Yo, Japan is fucking lit. After I'm done at Waffle House, we can go to the underwater temples. Saitama.

I'm so ready to start scuba diving. I would love to go. We should do videos and stuff and make documentaries off the coast. What's the craziest place you've been to, Lauren Southern? The craziest place I've been to? Probably here. America's pretty wacky. That's true.

We love the wackiness. Oh, is there a Pizza Hut here? Can I search for... Search this area. Look at that. No. No, there's no Pizza Hut. When you say the craziest place, what do you mean by crazy exactly?

What is this? Pizza Lorenzo. The wildest one. Dodo Pizza. I mean, there are like wildest places all over. It's probably South Africa Lorenzo? Dodo pizza. I mean, there are lawless places all over. It's probably South Africa. I think Dodo is in... I think that's in Romania.

Yo, Romania was fun. Why? Just like, inexpensive. I don't like saying cheap, because it's offensive, I guess. Inexpensive, because of the exchange rate. So they had good food, and it was nice. Those Eastern Bloc countries are pretty wild though i on the border of turkey and bulgaria i remember driving to the towns there and there were just like the roads weren't even functional because

they had so much wood stocked up on them because they didn't have power or couldn't afford power so they were all just burning wood and then there were all of these just like dilapidated fun parks everywhere that had been shut down and it was like something that used to be built up great that was all dilapidated and collapsing. It was very strange. Hey, Seamus, where's North Korea? Were you going to give us a little sneak peek of something on this show?

No, absolutely not. We can't show it on the show. You guys would lose your minds. You can't handle my cartoons. Look at this, the border of. There's a barbecue. What? Is that China? So if you had to live in any other country.

Why did I think you had been to South Korea? Michael Mouse has been to North Korea. And they look the same. I interviewed people who went there. I field produced the North Korean motorcycle diaries. Let me pull this up. Would you go if you could? Not at this point.

You'd be a good envoy having part, being part Korean and stuff. So, not at this point, but I field produced this documentary. It's actually

one of Vice's biggest. And, you know, legit proud of this work. You can see here where we, let's, let me give myself some credit.

Hold on. Yeah. I'm surprised they haven't gone back and like edited your name out. Field producer, Tim Pool. pool oh what's this North Korean yeah so I actually went to New Zealand and I interviewed these people who had footage from North Korea I did not go but it's funny because a lot of people were claiming I did go because of this they were like whoa Tim pool is the field producer he's been to North Korea it's, these people are from New Zealand. I went to New Zealand

and interviewed them, and they gave us footage, and then we put the footage together with their narration. Do you ever think about the fact that, like, what if North Korea are actually, like, the sane, correct, happy ones, and we're all in the North Korea? Or what we perceive? Like, Kim Il-sung literally invented the universe. They're underground.

Well, they're just, like, living in this utopia and they're like man if only we could get these westerners off their cnn propaganda and like what if the ancient egyptians were right so everyone since just got it wrong so that's right that's a good point yeah and you know poor poor rah you know i would love to negotiate with north korea if that could be like because kim jongun, the thing about having a cult leader or like one supreme leader is if he decides like, yeah, I'll give up the throne and make a democracy. Let's implement this.

It will happen. So if we can get through to the dude. I don't know. I think the people behind him would probably try to have him killed if he was going to fundamentally change the structure of the country. I don't really think about the North Korean oligarchs much. I mean, I don't know. You got any plans for your documentaries?

I've got another one that I've been working on called Empty Love on relationships and modern dating, Tinder, all of that. I actually interviewed two hookers out back in Australia. They were great. You know what we should do? We were thinking about having on this uh lady doctor psychologist to like talk about it depends this this this doctor lady is she lydia actually like an expert on the dating stuff is that what she does what's her name her name is chloe carmichael chloe carmichael yeah she i saw her tweet at somebody and she was talking about something and then like she followed a bunch

of people and some people followed her so i was like hey see if this person would be good because we've had like a male dating guy i don't think we've had a female dating there's a lot of those like male dating coaches and i feel like it's not so represented on the female side we had a psychologist who sees patients and his focus is like relationships between men and women so he wasn't like an alpha male dating guru or anything right fresh you should you should join if we get this female yeah we've been talking about love. The Greeks had eight different types of love. So Americans just use one word like eros.

Erotic love is different than philia, which is affectionate love. Or storage, which is familial love. Or ludus, which is flirtatious love. Then there's mania, which is an obsessive love. Maybe the other three. Pragmas, enduring love. I mean, we have English words for those things though, bro. But what they'll say is love is love.

This is like the pedophile agenda. Love is love. No, fucking eros is not philia. Eros is not philotia. Self-love is different than having erotic sexual feelings. You just need to stop speaking other language. Well, maybe we can make American words for it, but we should. Love does not refer to sex.

In some context, it's innuendo for the sake of being PC, but we quite literally say lust. Well, lust is different from eros. But I get what you're saying. Like, lust is when it's disordered and it's about using the person. But, like, a sexual drive for someone is not necessarily that. It can be, like, unitive. I think we do have more limited language than some other languages i find there's so many words where i'm like oh i need a word for that oh it's

only in german yeah german has a word for it but we don't or we have to use latin terms or whatever so we and people are just lazy like you said lust is different than love but people will just use love because they're lazy with their language agapeape is my favorite. It's selfless love. It's like the love of the community. Or like Jesus Christ-ian. Yeah. Agape. Yeah, we should do that.

Agape is selfless love. We wanted to do like a Friday where we just talked like modern family dating and stuff. We've done those before, and those are fun. Yeah. I find it's very difficult talking about that stuff on on the internet in general just there's so much posturing there's so much bad advice on the internet about relationships and you just it because it's such a oh you can't really show data to back up the advice you're giving you'll have opposite advice on different channels that have equal amount of popularity.

It's a real mess out there. Do you want to pose with that sword for the thumbnail? I can do that for you. I'm actually curious. Where's the sword? Oh, I confiscated it. Why? Give it back.

Sword swipe. This is a wild person. We need a shot of you holding it so that I can screen grab it. Sword swipe. She can come get it. This is a wild person. So you need to just... We need a shot of you holding it so that I can screen grab it. Absolutely. Are Cupid's arrows a pun on Eros? Maybe. Oh. Oh.

That's a good question. Cupid's arrows. Yeah, it's like Cupid's arrows. Is that a pun? Got him. I doubt it. Who was he? Was he a real guy?

Was he like a little kid with a bow and arrow? What the fuck was he? Cupid was... What am I saying? Panel. All right, so this is the... Thumbnail. Careful.

Oh my gosh. Accidentally cut my eye. Please be careful. That would be cute. I think this was like your thumbnail last time too. Yeah. Yeah, but you can't see the sword because it's like too awesome.

Turn to the side. That's actually what you do with the other one. That's very Conan. So hold it horizontally. What do you mean? Like this. Like you're going to cut your own head off? No, no, but hold it sideways straight.

This is safe. Like. Sir. Point it towards the TV. Oh, across your body? Point it at the TV. Point it at me. Point it at the TV?

Yes. Okay. So like this. Oh, TV. Point it at me. Point it at the TV? Yes. Okay. So, like this. Oh, okay. I think I understand. Yeah. There you go. That's a good one. And now everyone's like, this is the silliest show Tim's ever done. But that's what we're going to use for the thumbnail, because people are going to click on it. I want to talk about Cupid next time.

IQ 40. Dude. Lauren, hold it horizontally. What do you mean? I just started a new theory. I'm happy, though. Low IQ theory. I love it. It's the coin whiskey.

Cupid and none. Cupid and none. Cupid and none. Cupid did nothing wrong. That the government controls who we love. Exactly. With vaccines. It's from Latin, cupido.

Fauci flying around like Cupid, like, oh, I'm going to get you with this. You're gay now you You're gay now Cupid was the son of the love goddess Venus And the god of war Mars Just Fauci Cupid With little wings And he's naked I'm gonna get you

This vaccine is going to make you love Love me And the love doctor Dr. Fauci doctor Dr. Fauci love Dr. Fauci says it's time to go to bed everybody and put on your masks no don't the mask mandate's been lifted

well come back and hang out anytime Lauren it's been a blast yeah thanks for having me thank you for the $1,700 whiskey the $34 plane ticket Lauren what you're supposed to say is I am sorry about the $1,700 whiskey. Oh, yeah. No problem. The $34 plane ticket. Really? It's $34? Lauren, what you're supposed to say is, I am sorry about the $1,700 whiskey because

it was not offered to you. You took it without permission. No, I told her she could have it. I am different sets of etiquette. And she grabbed it, and I was like, yeah, yeah, good choice. I'm not sorry about anything. Oh, yeah. You thought I had impeccable taste in alcohol?

She knows what's up. But then when I saw you just pouring a whole bunch in a paper cup, I was like, every person we've offered the Pappy to is like, can I get a glass with, you know, and then I'm like, we have the cups and they're like, I need a glass. With some whiskey stones. I'm like, I can't give you a paper cup with the Pappy. I mean, don't we

have, we don't have glass cups. No paper cup Pappy over here. Well, it is what it is. Special shout out to Van Winkle, the very whiskey that we were talking about all night. Pappy Van Winkle. Oh, it's Pappy Van Winkle. Thank you. Well, that's what it's called. It's called the Pappy over here. Well, it is what it is. All right. Yeah. Special shout out to Van Winkle, the very whiskey that we were talking about all night. Pappy Van Winkle. Oh, it's Pappy Van Winkle. Thank you. Well, that's what it's called.

It's called the Pappy, I guess. Tonight. All right, everybody. Thanks for hanging out. It's been fun. And more to come, as always. And thanks for being members. We'll see you all next time.